Spessman on a Spess Station - /ss13g/

First for waifus

X-th for:
The server burns not because of necessarily bad players (as long as they aren't outright metacommunicating/griefing) but because of those who actively seek to remove people from the server. This includes admins.

Fourth for Bring Back Senaat

SPURDAE WHEN

>>123599497
Bring back Skowron

say; help nuke ops absorbing me in the dorms

>>123599613
bring back wild billy

>>123599434
The purpose of the admins is to remove and/or punish players that do things that are against the rules. The rules are the way they are because the majority of players are content with them that way.
Why should we not remove players from the server if they are a detriment to the experience of the majority of players on the server?

If you feel that our policies are terrible, you're free to make your own server running off our code and administrate that server however you wish.

Reposting

IDEA - Adding a farm in the game, for the chef, or adding a new job

Basically, there would be a farm somewhere in the station with cows, bulls, chickens, pigs, etc. It would be someone's responsability to ensure the breeding, and also distribute the meat for the chef/crew. I think it'd be really fun.

And to make them useful for the station, later on the round he could breed horses, that the crew or the security can use

"It'd be cool to have a biodome to raise animals and and extended botany. Hell even have it where xeno Bio or arch can help make new breeds or splice fossil DNA to make new species"

"Could also be a good alternate source for leather, what for making toolbelts and bags and such"

I'm not joking, I really hope you add this

>>123599840
What you're describing is a playstyle for botanist.

>>123599929
Can a botanist breed horses, cows, bulls, chickens and pigs, and then take them to Xenobio to change their DNA and make new breeds?

I don't think so

>>123599840
Problem is that there's nothing worthwhile that such a job would put in circulation in the station.
The Chef can get meat from a ton of different sources. Nobody needs leather. I don't really think horses are something that would work.

>>123600029
Okay what you're describing is a lot of shit that YOU need to code, and pretty far from space station 13 at that.

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Speaking of botany, when are we getting the ability to place down those flowers and shrubs wherever we want, for that ultimate escape hallway park

>>123600063
>>123600127
Yeah, i'm starting to exaggerate. But make the chef start with less meat, so that he depends more on the rancher. Take out the horses, the leather and everything else, just make it so the Rancher breeds the animals and takes the meat.

And I don't know how to code

>>123599765
As long as they do not cross the rules they shouldn't be banned just because you don't like them or like hearing about them

>>123600264
When you sprite it

>>123600264
never ever

>>123600404
The banned person is completely free to make an appeal in which they ask for other players to vouch for them, if they really think it's just the admins that hate them and not everyone.
The playerbase is free to make a deadmin request if they believe the admin's judgement of that person to be in error.

Personally, I can't remember a single instance of an admin rule-0 banning someone who wasn't hated by most of the server anyway.

>>123600029
Sounds like a job for xenobio more than anything.
Code it yourself and see it unused forever like so many features, including but not limited to:
>better pAIs
>economy rework
>treadmills
>potted plants
>egg hatcher

I'm starting to see a pattern

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KigFRmr8qM Verily I say unto you, the spirit of the Honkmother resides within him.

>>123600710
Lots of this shit wouldn't be an issue if mappers remembered they existed

>cash registers EVERYWHERE, coin op machines too

>>123600623
Do you honestly think other players visit the ban forums when it isn't to get unbanned themselves?
Rule 0 bans are completely retarded, because it nails down to the admins only sitting and agreeing "golly I hate this person, how about you guys? Okay let's ban them", then thread Shitposters laughing at a person being banned.
Also, deadmin requests. Go look on the forums at the amount of deadm in requests and then look to see if that admin has been removed. Look at shiggy, look at ghlor, look at rei. Its completely pointless to waste your time on something that relies on one of their friends to remove them. It simply doesn't happen anymore.

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>It's a vietnam round
>it ain't me starts playing

>>123600623
What if you randomname? Who'd vouch for you?

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>>123599340

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Suck it Shiggy.
Suck it hard.

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>that mommi
so fucking cute

HALP SHITCURITY IS BRIGGING ME FOR MURDER

>it was malf

erry time

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>>123599340
Waifus are cute!
CUTE!

MEDIBORG STRONK
SLIPPING AND SLIDING AND SLIPPING
ALL YEAR ROUND

What even happened with humans anyway ?
Security knew about plasma in the distro and all they did was just stand in atmos waiting for a medborg and me to kill them
Then security went literally in all directions and unarmed civilians were roaming around
That shit felt like "remember, no russians"

>>123600623
>ask for other players to vouch for you
>"these guys are obviously his metafriends, time to look for banvalids and remove them too"

>>123601486
Sec was kind of shellshocked from dealing with a whole lot of shit that didn't make any sense.

>>123601337
>memeing this hard

>>123601486
>too many shitters to take care of
>no coordination

>>123601437
Like a third of the malf rounds it feels like security gets swamped dealing with graytide while the silicons get a free pass to prepare then slam everyones shitter full of plasma.

>>123601607
damn, you found the mothmen webm
...they look shittier than I remembered

I want to hug Hime!

>>123601607
When?

>>123601765
I want to BAN Hime!

>>123601765
I want to sensually cuddle with Ginger!

NOO

>>123602149
*du-du-du duh*
NOOOO
*du-du-da-du-du-du duh*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!

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>>123599340
>mfw pomf purges waifus

>>123601890
But I want to sensually cuddle with Ginger!

>>123603121
Too bad!

>>123603107
How do you decide who gets purged though?

>>123603259
Dear Leader pomf will know what just to do.
No worries, love, they're all going on free helicopter rides.

>>123603374
Well mate if all the medbay sluts who are actually good get purged medbay will look just like that one Brendan Fraser image every shift

>>123599138
New archive added to OP pastebin

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>>123603374
No! They're going to live on a farm where they can run and play all day!

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>>123603709
Let's help get them there faster with a free helicopter ride!

Post you're SS13 character

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>>123604038
no I post gondola

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>>123604038

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Post you're SS13 character (fuck forgot the image)

>>123603374
I suggest starting with the total removal of the ability to play as female characters.

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>>123604038

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>>123604038
vox innamidddle

>>123604316
Tahikahikiko?

>>123604316
Yaka is that you

>>123601806
Never, because they look like shit.

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>>123604283

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>>123604256
Sounds kinda gay

>>123604459
>>123604473
>tfw not enough of a snowflake to get drawn or mentioned

t. kichitawa

>>123604157
Post more spurdo

>>123604691
literally who

>>123604459
>>123604473
>>123604691
do people ACTUALLY recognize vox names?
they're literally all the same to me

>>123604737
exactly

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>>123604735
Everyone here yesterday.

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>>123604038
save me from the frozen hell that is black Friday garden casheering

also glubs make drawing shit hard

>>123604770
KICHITACHIHAKAWAWANAKDACHIKATAHACHI DISAGREES

>>123604770
Only one I remember is Tahikahikiko, because he once shot me as the bartender and then I locked him up

>>123604473
Thank our loving God that faggot is gone.

>>123604220
>>123604038
I cant, I'm at work

>>123604770
i do, usually, but i play one. you gotta figure out how to remember them so you don't respond when someone's talking to another vox.

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>Vote Result: Box Station/ with 15 votes
> Defficiency/ had 15 votes
>Taxi Station/ had 0 votes
> Metaclub/ had 1 vote

>>123604891
Thats a medbay slut I dont recognize, unless you're that one virologist.

I work in a phone shop this is hell fucking kill me

>tfw contribute music
>admins get overexcite and repeat it

s-sorry, I hope it wasn't too jarring

>>123604891
You think gardening is bad? Meet me outside with the cart manager motherfucker I'll show you a hard time pal

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>>123605086
More like this pic

>>123605086
>skeleman being dour
>not the greys

I play this game, you can't fool me.

>>123605192
I loved it

>>123604038
fat angry bitch

>>123605250
But anon that's not me, I'm still at work
Just because I'm in it and I drew it don't mean it is me you donut

>>123605192
Give us a link to it
Also a link to check out your other works if you did other works
You're pretty good

var/list/gene_tags = list("phytochemistry","morphology","chemiluminescence","ecology","ecophysiology","metabolism","nutrition","development")

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>>123605235
Oh don't worry, I get to do that for the next 3 days or so. In noncommision retail, there is only brotherhood. Working at a hardware store so frozen carts and wet Christmas trees are in my forecast.

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>>123605373
It easily could

>>123604283
>>123604590
thx for making a tribute to me and your autism bb

>>123605751
why are you still here sarca

>>123605626
I have 4 full days of freezing cold carts covered in water too, but I work at a superstore
Lord save us from these dark times

>>123601461
Botany-girl?

>>123605726
Anon I hate posting my own art because I can see most of my own obvious flaws with anatomy and perspectives, so unless I get banned again I probably never will

>>123601461
Waifu's might be cute, but your chicken scratch sketches sure as hell aren't.

no offense pomf, it's just a phrase.

>>123601461
Needs more loomis

Such is the life of bartender

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>>123606529

FUCK I KEEP FORGETTING THE FILE

>>123605810
Amen.
Stay warm and get your breaks where you can

>>123604659
Well, you can't have waifus if there are no women, right?

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>>123604038

>>123607072
You would be surprised.

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>>123607072
>what are borgs, ais, husbandos, and prisonbitch-fus

Where there's a dick there is a way.

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>>123604038

>>123608654
everyone that has played CE can relate

>>123608508
I want to honk Clownpiece.

>>123607862
I have a new drawing for you, let's hope I can find you tonight

>>123604038
lost the pic and I don't feel like sketching it again

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>>123604038

>>123608654
If there's no power then either someone was extremely crafty with cable cutting (n e v e r) or you're a shit CE, period.

>>123610271
or there was a bomb that cut off the wires?

>>123610383
valid

Ever since the new BYOND update the shuttles on my custom map are fucked. What do?

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>>123604038
I really like Citadel's atmospherics winter coat

>>123610271
Power alarms don't clear until the APC has hit 100%, a rare occurrence since the power-net is retarded buggy as fuck right now.

>>123610776
>make TEG produce 20MW
>SMES refuses to charge no matter what
????????????

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>>123604038

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>>123605142
my fingers went a bit numb
Sorry to hear man. Hopefully you can hop up to a bigger store or find a specialized sales job you can work with. Or whatever else you're shooting for.

>>123610768
pls halp
Using the /vg/station codebase, shuttles have been working great until this recent BYOND update.

>>123610975
I dead ass had an engineer uninstall the fucking TEG because "It was producing 20MW but the station wasn't working. So I turned it off and set up the sing. Now we don't have enough power." I wanted to cry when I read that text in my text box.

Whoever was the "meme master"-swarmer on paradise station I know you fucking post there and you are hella funny.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-ZE2bEyBhw

>>123612369
Looks like cack and lacks the pixelated charm of SS13

>>123612369
Oh god that wonky as fuck animation, I can only imagine running around the halls pushing people over as a greyshit arms flailing all over the place.

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Shades need a buff desperately.

They are H O R R E N D O U S L Y UNDERPOWERED

>>123612369
a few notes

> the hud is too tiny
> you can use the Z axis and you should, by simply remaking the rooms from ss13 they all end up looking flat
> if you go for a low-poly look,wich i personally think is a great idea for ss13, the smooth dynamic reflections actually make it look worse

i like it keep it up and don't die like all the other standalone devs

>>123612891
they're not meant to be powerful though

>>123612369
Looks like Shores of Hazeron kek

>>123612926
I'm not hippie, I'm just subbed to him and saw it in my feed and wanted to share, you should leave that comment on his video

Worst sec I've ever seen.

>>123612369
could be cool.
Probably wont.
Keep at it.

>Skype ping

>hoping to get in for roundstart
>Downloading resources, eta 15 minutes

>>123599138
What's the thing about the syringes?

>>123613131
Don't blame me, I was the last one to arrive, had practically no idea of what was happening, and have very little patience for people who can't communicate to save their lives.

Perhaps sec will act like shitcurity less if you don't act as if they're shitcurity no matter what they do.

>>123612369
Not a fan of hippie station, but I have to admit hippie seems to be a pretty chill guy.

He always has some fun and comfy music playing.

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>>123604038

>>123613131
What happened?

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>>123604038

>>123613131
Play security some then faggot.

>>123613475
>green eyes
Shittu drawing desu senpai

caw

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>>123612369
Neat, but still far from polished and its going to have no charm without a stylized approach to its art direction. Lower poly and a more pulp sci-fi style might work, but the same bland semi real but poorly modeled look that most steam survival games have isn't so hot.

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>>123604038

>>123613475
wow it's shit

>>123613405
Chaplain knocked on a window and asked for a toolbelt, an engineer radioed security and said the chaplain was breaking in, sec officer took him at his word and wouldn't hear another word about it as he dragged the chaplain to the brig and implanted him. Later on in deadchat the officer was like "I don't have time to play 'he said she said'" (translation: I can't be bothered to do my job so I just believe every accusation 100%). Further 'discussion' with the also-dead chaplain revealed that that was EXACTLY his mindset ("act like an antag, get treated like an antag, you greytiding shit")

>>123613358
>Don't blame me, I was the last one to arrive, had practically no idea what I was doing, and have very little patience for doing my job.

>>123613947
Basically this
at least ask what's going on when you show up before you start shooting and dragging someone off.

>>123613390
Hippie sounds like a fitting name for a chill dude.

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>>123604038

>>123612369
It's going to fail because they wanted to get a playable product as fast as possible instead of making a three-dimensional atmospherics simulator and then building gameplay around that.

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>>123614042
If the individual is willing to talk I'm happy to, otherwise if they are unruly, aggressive or very antsy I'll try bringing them in for questions and inspection, especially if there's tress passing without good reason. Usually they're clean and I'll let em go with a warning. If they are an antag I prefer to brig over kill if possible. If you convince me your innocence I'll let you go. I even got stung by a ling once and role played with them. They only got a few minutes brig time since he convinced my character otherwise.

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Is there anything you'd like to see in a slight rework of xenobotany genes?

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> Tfw the random name gen gives you your own name

>>123615884
he knows

shut it down

I wonder what the "bwoink" sound was originally designed for. How old is it, even?

I had a dream I was missed. I think Shiggy was in it, of all people. Shiggy, get out of my dream.

>>123617064
No one misses you ,fag

>>123617064
Are you a waifu?

vox dickgirls

>>123617459
stop this shit meme

>>123617064
dont worry anon, i always miss everyone so youll never be forgotten
;_;

>>123617514
no

t. celt

>>123617064
Are you an R.?
I miss a certain R.

In other news, I'm going to take a nice rewarding nap! Good night, spessmens, don't let the valids bite because that causes internal bleeding and will kill you.
I should feel bad right now too, but I don't.

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>>123617871
>impersonating me in order to shill your shitty meme
I only trade in 4PAC & LEATHERMAN these days

>>123618157
What the fuck happened to that gif why is it so corrupted JAPANESE MOOT WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME

>>123618001
aren't you suppose to be waking up right now shigs

>>123618608
I am but I stayed up all night doing fuck all.

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>>123618157
>LEATHERMAN
You fucked up

>>123619250
Seems like it's correct to me.

>>123619778
the meme is pretending you're deaf and thinking it's not "man"

>>123618947
Hey fuck YOU leatherman!

>>123619778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHVbkxeSJg0
Try again

>>123620060
Yeah that says leatherman

This thread's pretty gay.

>>123620467

There is a saying for when things are gay.

There is something we must all do to the gay.

>>123620467
Who's your waifu mang?

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>>123620467

>>123620548
_lay the gay 2015
I really want to have sex with Niggly

>>123620467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS8P4km0m3k

>>123620554
>tfw no vox gf

>>123613796
Pretty regular, Nobody has time or the stamina to put up with dindus anymore so a lot of false accusations get through becasue it's he said she said

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>>123620467
KILL
ALL
GAYS

>>123616972
i think it's just a stock sound effect

>>123620970
Yahir sits at the bar alone and bored hoping someone will come and talk to him to ease the pain but his only guests are the ghosts that mock him.jpg

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>>123620970

>>123620680
I would have been happy just erping with Hime really. Throw me a bone niggly!

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>>123621167
>mfw it's just water

>ERP not allowed

>>123621346
Niggly is really cute and I have so many questions like if he cross dresses in real life or why he acts so nice to everyone but so tsundere towards Celt, if that's because they're boning, where he gets his trap comics from, what country/state he lives in, et cetera!

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>Clowns running around with stolen console when it's clearly extended
>Denies that he stole them
>Kill myself so I don't kill him and get banned when he cries to the admins he dindunuffin if I so much as touch him
Feels bad man

>>123622498
Clowns running around with stolen console when it's clearly extended
> Implying that's a problem
Kill myself so I don't kill him
> Implying you have to kill him
> Implying dunking the clown in the trash or bullying him would be wrong
> Implying the admins give a shit about you abusing the clown non-lethally

That's legit how telecomms is on Deff. It's an answer to all the cheesy easy goonecode grabs on Box and makes players actually work for a wish.

/

The explosion ban thing was a joke. I blew up a guy named suicide bomber post round. Please don't join with a shitty name like that. It's okay to have some kind of title in your name (Bob the Pyromancer and Old Man Blackburn and Old Man Nelson are the only three that come to mind). But it can't be a non specific noun like Suicide Bomber or Dragon Dildo or anything that shitty.

We are a light RP server, not a no RP server. There is a small difference.

>>123622498
>implying Dundus like Tyrone and shitter clowns aren't valid

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>>123622498
You know there's this thing you can do called arresting shitters and throwing them in perma. It works wonders.

>>123622498
>Letting yourself get pranked by the clown.

For shame.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkQLBftY5vs
Look at how laggy SS13 used to be.

Holy fucking shit.

>>123622498
Killing yourself does not guarantee you'll not get banned.

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>The shenanigans I got into with my borer last round

I barely interacted with anyone but my borer and I still had a great time! I wonder what happened to my two borer children.

>>123622673
Yep, a real madhouse. I was almost disappointed that the Shade of Duny was missing.

>>123622698
I was nearly permabanned the last time I fucked up people that fucked with shit so they were no longer capable of being fucking shit. All "bullying" does is reinforce their behavior and gives them admin protection if they escalate. Typically resulting in your death instead. good fucking luck if shiggy's on.

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>>123622781

>>123622781
The lag is probably just shitty recording/connection.

>Having to right fucking click and click pull to pull someone
this is horrifying.

>>123622934
The shade was there but defeated by a Vox I believe.

>seeing recent bans
>http://pastebin.com/MdUETzE3
How the fuck does someone even manage to last more than a month playing like that here?
Did he have admin protection before? Had I done just one of those things mentioned I would have instantly have been perma'd.

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>>123620680
>>123621346
>>123621827

No lewd allowed.

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>>123622954
If someone breaks the law then put them in jail. If someone breaks a really bad law or a lot of laws put them in perma.

And trials are always an option if you feel like someone deserves to die.

>>123623239
Can you answer my questions

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It seems that one isn't made robust, but born that way

>>123622673
>It's okay to have some kind of title in your name
This shit should not be allowed.

>>123623372
go back to bay then

>>123616000
>tfw the captcha is alternating between giving you your address, your SSN, and your credit card number, security code included
>tfw it even got your library pin

>>123623357
what the hell even is this? I get that it's a family tree but holyfuck what is this organization?

>>123623372
We made an attempt at saying no titles at all but it was not a popular movement. You are welcome to petition they be removed on the forum and I will make sure people discuss it.

>>123623224
Well there's a power gap between his notes.
>Late 2014
>starting to get a lottttta notes here man
>leaves
>comes back around May
>couple notes, a run in during medium rp week for not doing medium rp oh well
>another big gap
>comes back again in October
>notes start piling up again
>bans are starting up too

If you did all that in a week you'd be perma'd. If you did all that in a month you'd be getting banned a fuck ton. But his is spread out in 3 big blocks. That's not to say he is not catching shit for it right now. After all, he's currently banned.

>>123623826
Organization™ by Paint™

>>123623102
>The lag is probably just shitty recording
Nah look at the mouse.

You have to remember this was a time very shortly after the game was decompiled. It's very likely it actually was this laggy because of how ineffecient it was.

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>>123623826
Start from the top, Sahelanthropus, and go down the branches.
The gray areas are unknowns or maybe extincts

>>123623239
Niggly y/n are you in a relationship with Celt and if not would you want to be

>>123623489
Fuck off newfag.
>>123623849
Ceding to the protest of shitters is not the way to go. Was there even a vote about that subject or were it just bob and sawbones shitposting in their namefields and the thread?

>>123623327
I can, but I probably won't.
>>123624123
No and n o

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>>123624201
>has absolutely no knowledge of a controversy that consumed the thread for days not even a month ago
>calls me a newfag

>>123624206
Why wouldn't you though I would a Celt any day

The one time I turn myself into a monkey to mess around the station shit hits the fan.

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>Smooth nuke op round.

wew lad

>>123624402
>stop playing the game for one week
>suddenly that means you've never been here before the week after
The fact that you see not accepting titles in names as something from bay shows that you've been here for less than a year, though.

>>123624201
>Ceding to the protest of shitters is not the way to go. Was there even a vote about that subject or were it just bob and sawbones shitposting in their namefields and the thread?
It wasn't protest from anonymous in the thread. But anyhow you can kick off a discussion right now if I see an actual discussion being kicked off outside of just you in the thread anonymously. As said, we didn't back off because of anonymous shitposting and I'm not about to ban people because of it now.

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>>123624206
Did you see this last thread?
I beat you to it, and don't you dare criticize the colors as they are the original ones
North and south are made from parts of the east and west, and imagination.

>>123624537
If you do a ton of meth, you can be a monkey doctor with no ill effects

>>123623270
Not a cop and sec rarely gives a shit. Not only that but I rarely get some if any of what was stolen/ruined back and they're right back at it after their time expires but now they're even more of a spiteful vindictive cunt. If you'd let us just remove faggot from premises things would even out.

>>123624608
Sounds good, I might try that next.

>>123624565
Two years here titles have always been in names fuck off

>>123624573
Who said anything about bans? Shitty names were always punishable by forced name changes, giving the person the chance to choose a new name or just making them valid over an announcement.
>>123624608
Still need an universal recorder or something to communicate properly, though.

>>123624565
Not even him but
>Damage_control.jpg

>>123624591
WHAT IS THIS
WHY IS IT SO CUTE
WHEN ARE WE GETTING IT?

>>123624740
Bans as in forced random name, or just fucking with him whatever. Administrative sanctions for shittery against certain behavior.

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>>123624565
>The fact that you see being autistic as something from bay shows that you've been here for less than me, though

Someone was ranting about Ghlor previous thread, I asked for evidence, they told me to look at his deadmin requests so I did.

>Kurtz!'s deadmin request
>Greytide decides to greytide, deserves a good ban but Ghlor chooses to give him a catbeasting instead
>WOW I DINDUNUFFIN WHAT THE FUCK BUGGED HUMAN INTERACTION MECHANICS WHAT AN EXTREME PUNISHMENT
>goes absolutely nowhere

>Donogath's deadmin request
>Gets in a fight with Ghlor, the mime
>First time keeps trying to kill him, Ghlor lets him off because he was directly involved
>Second time, as sec, Donogath seeks to get Ghlor permanently imprisoned and even fucking brigs the HoS for pardoning him, just another note
>THIRD TIME acts like a little shit again and, for EVERY FUCKING THING this guy has done, Ghlor gives him a simple 3-day ban.
>Immediately wants him deadminned for such a high crime

I'm very much convinced the opposite of Ghlor being ban-happy. If the guy's still here, hello, Donogath.

>>123624817
>not having a sweet-ass lego childhood

>>123624945
Man what happened to these flash games anyway they were fucking dope

Ive literally never played this game and I got a ban message

>>123624423
>Wanting to a Celt
>>123624591
Wow, it's perfect

The angles would probably keep it from being merged by the fun police, but I love it.


Also props for using the original colors, I love that shit.

I think I used the word 'props' right?

>>123624872
>I asked for evidence, they told me to look at his deadmin requests so I did.
I didn't say that, furthermore, why do you think looking at denied deadmin requests would EVER be a good idea or representative of anything positive
It's like deadchat

>>123625165
I am part of the new pre-rules division. Using new technology, we can determine who will break the rules and ban them before they actually commit the rule breaking. I, Probe #4, issued your ban after consulting with our precogs.

>>123624732
>lying on the internet
Oh wow what a surprise.
>>123624868
>everything is autistic

>>123625165
That'll teach you faggot

>>123625231
Oh, hey.
>Ignore those things that directly contradict what I'm saying because it's not positive towards what I believe
>It's like deadchat
I could say the same for the thread.
I'm actually reading what you're saying and investigating myself, even though you could just be a anonymous shitposter.

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>>123625014
They are archived all over the place

>>123625228
Here I fixed a rogue pixel and got a direction in tune with the others
Props is as in Proper recognition or Proper respect

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>>123625496
>I could say the same for the thread.
You wouldn't be wrong.

>>123624872
hi
first time i threw something and accidentally hit him, which he responded to by attacking me. It escalated and we fought frequently. I agree that I was being a bit of a shitter but we were both fighting, it wasn't as one sided as you're presenting it
With the second one, I think you're a retard and/or Ghlor because you don't seem to get the situation. Ghlor murdered someone for trespassing, and a joe-blow sec officer pardoned him. When we held a re-trial and convicted Ghlor, I perma'd him. The same sec officer told me to go fuck myself and told me he was letting Ghlor out and he didnt care what I said, so I arrested him and stripped him from his position. A little bit extreme? Maybe. But woah, who knew, Ghlor was a changeling who murdered someone.
The third time, Ghlor chased me down repeatedly for pulling a guy's wheelchair for 3 seconds as a Dionae. On extended, he broke into Botany twice with a welder as a mime to try to kill me. But no, you're right, I was the shitter there when I killed him as the shuttle docked at Centcomm.
The reason I made the deadmin request (If you read the thread and have cognitive functions) was because he even said himself that he was biased against me, that bias increased by the fact he was involved in the situation that led to the 3 day ban.
I didn't make the deadmin request to get unbanned, I didn't care about the 3 day ban. I made the deadmin request because Ghlor holds grudges and is very clearly biased when he is involved. He's a shitmin.

>>123625165
Post your ckey please.

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>>123607072
>>123607484
You talking about CUTE! CUTE! Xenoarchs and waifumachines again?

>>123625838
Doli_incapax

I get a really long message detailing why someone was banned

>>123625838
Do not trust past models of Probe. They are imperfect.

>>123625228
I can't think of a reason not to a Celt.

>>123626048
Could you write a portion of that long reason please? I will search for it, you don't need to give me the whole thing.

>>123626059
I concur, inferior one.

>>123626131
the name is Daniel Sewell/Mysistersmilk

released n20 and griefed as nonantag

>>123626343
Interesting. Please make a new thread here http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/viewforum.php?f=16 and repeat what you wrote to me. It may be that you share an IP with someone else that was banned. I'll ask the headmin to check on it once the thread is up.

>>123626343
>n20
Holy fuck, 20 atoms of nitrogen?
That's insane

>>123626760
Ive had this same IP for a while. I dunno.

Thanks

>>123625826
Hey.
>With the second one, I think you're a retard and/or Ghlor because you don't seem to get the situation.
Whoa man, lay off the personal attacks.

>First time
>i threw something and accidentally hit him, which he responded to by attacking me.
Non lethally.
Forum:
>This is where that issue basically began. You throwing stuff at me. So, I disarm you, table you and piss off.
From then on you keep coming after him.
>I agree that I was being a bit of a shitter but we were both fighting
As you showed him you would never stop.

(1/2)

>>123626891
It's funny because I actually read it as that for a split second and the hair on the back of my neck stood up

which spessman needs serious psychological help? Name three.

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>>123626343
>n20
IT IS NOT TWENTY NITROGEN ATOMS
STOP IT YOU FAGGOTS

>>123624565
Three years here PLUS i was head admin, titles were always okay in names.

>>123626923
Do you live in an apartment or dorm or something?

>>123627013
I get triggered by people tabling, it's the lowest form of fighting. If he had just punched me or something I probably would have ended it there but tabling's shitty and it escalated from there
also
>lay off with the personal attacks
>"This guy's a huge shitter!"
no

>>123625826
>Second one
Antagship is a red herring. It has nothing to do with what he did, which is murder, which the HoS pardoned, so long as the mime doesn't do anything else. You defied the HoS and fucked with them, so much that they went into deadchat to complain about you.
>A little bit extreme? Maybe.
You seem to like understatements.

>Third one
And, though I said lay off the personal attacks, you seem to have a large victim complex as well, given your repeated statements claiming that you were the victim and he the "shitter".

>(If you read the thread and have cognitive functions)
wew

>that bias increased by the fact he was involved in the situation that led to the 3 day ban.
And that he didn't ban you the first two times, just gave you a note? Damn, that's one large bias against you.

(2/3)

>>123625826
Final, at least to this post.
>I didn't make the deadmin request to get unbanned, I didn't care about the 3 day ban.
[citation needed] given your anger on the matter

>I made the deadmin request because Ghlor holds grudges and is very clearly biased when he is involved. He's a shitmin.
[citation very, very much needed, given his statements that also happen to contain logs and present a clear case]

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>>123625826

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>>123627013
>>123627352
>logical fallacy meme
wack

>>123627338
>I get triggered by people tabling
Unrelated and too bad, might as well get rid of tasers and stungloves because oh fuck I don't like those!

>>"This guy's a huge shitter!"
>no
There's that victim complex again.

>>123627352
The HoS did not pardon it. The guy wasn't the HoS, he was a random sec officer. He was the only officer at the time so he pardoned him because he didn't want to deal with it.
also, I presented him as the shitter in the 3rd one because during Medium RP he broke into 2 different workplaces as a mime in an attempt to kill me for dragging a man's wheelchair 4 tiles away from him.
Again, I was angry because Ghlor said that he was biased against me because I was an awful player and he hated me, which is not good considering admins are supposed to be impartial.
>logs present a very clear case
wew
>>123627713
>tell me not to make personal attacks after making personal attacks
>victim complex
2xwew

>>123627681
strawman anecdotal evidence ambiguity burden of proof appeal to emotion fallacy :^)

>>123627073
I thought of three immediately but I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. They probably know they need help anyway. I do too.

>>123627170
I moved to an apartment in august. I have my own IP address though. I think.

>>123626760
i posted one

>>123628245
oops this was meant for a different post

>>123627621
hello ghlor

>>123628040
is it xevonix xenonia and shiggy

because holy shit they need help, that's my answer

>>123627073
me

>>123628465
what
please explain

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>>123627930

>>123628765
Well shiggy's got serious issues, he left his 3d wife for waifus, and is now some kind of maniac obsessed

xevonix has a terrible life or some shit and it shows, i think he's got clinical depression

xenonia is pathetic and has the most dependent personality I've ever seen

>>123627108
They weren't, though.
You're not Senaat either.

>>123627763
A q p
That makes three wew laddy. hope it didn't fuck up

>The guy wasn't the HoS, he was a random sec officer.
Your fellow officer may know better or worse than you, but regardless you don't perma them.

>>logs present a very clear case
>wew
Nice meme, and you make your case harder to believe with every post of yours

>>tell me not to make personal attacks after making personal attacks
>>victim complex
>2xwew
You make it too obvious not to notice.

>>123628441
There he is!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In8TYBH5YX8

>STILL no vietnam gamemode

It Ain't Meme.

>>123627073
xen, xev, and shiggy
xen and xev both seem to have clinical depression, and shiggy is dependent on mood-suppressants to stay 'happy', and also lives in Russia, so he's ALSO probably got clinical depression.

i also probably need it considering i use this game as a social life and am obsessed with 32x32 pixel relationships

>>123629468
Is shiggy that gay pedo or am I mistaking him with niggly?

>>123629645
the gay pedo is niggly
the russian with waifus is shiggy

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>Try to do something different and set up the AMR and solars for power instead of relying on lord singloth.
>AMR fucks up and only makes one core instead of two.
>Have to wait for cargo to get it's thumb out of its ass, then wait for the mulebot they sent to get to engineering.
>Also have to deal with shuttlers breaking into engineering because they think they know what's best.
>Even with a MoMMI setting up the singlo and another engineer setting up the AME the power's still fucked.

Being Engineer is suffering.

>>123629468
>lives in Russia, so he's ALSO probably got clinical depression.
Russia's biggest exports are AKs and depression.

>>123629739
or just set up the TEG which takes literally 2 minutes and pumps out 12 megawats

>>123629720
>they're both gay
I'll try to keep that in mind, pedo niggly, russian shiggy.

>>123629861
That would require learning how the bloody thing works though.

>>123630183
It's pretty easy really. If you follow the wiki's guide, it's a 5 minute setup at most, and it's also 5-8 MW for about an hour. Plus, if you set up a proper fuel pipe, which isn't actually all that hard, you'll have infinite power for the entire round.

>>123629739
Is it just me or solars don't fucking work ?

I set them up as I have been doing for the past 2 years and the console doesn't state the solars as producing any power.

>>123629901
Mate waifus are only gay if its OOC

>>123630424
>infinite power
>Not UNLIMITED POWER.
Shame on you

>>123630468
it is tho

>>123630468
>Only gay if its OOC
That's also Shiggy.

>>123630468
Only if it's OOC and the person isn't actually a woman.

You do know that there are women that play spess, right?

>>123630710
Tell me your secrets anon

>>123630424
We live in a terrible world where I can't setup an SME before the station starts to fail. I fucking love working on the thing, but it takes so long to get a decent thing started.

And it's one of the hardest engine to modify after it has been activated, since you can hardly enter the chamber without shutting it down completely.

I have to try to do the quickest SME I can possibly do one round, see if I can make something in less than 15 minutes that can be sustainable.

>>123630778
Yes, but is the one Shiggy's OOC waifu'd one?

>>123630778
I don't believe it.

>>123630923
I can think of two regulars off the top of my head, plus one who used to be regular but left for Lifeweb and other vidya. >>123630889 is not one of them.

>It's a vietnam round
>it ain't me starts playing

>>123631037
hi dedpoo

>>123627095
>N20
> Twenty fucking Nitrogens in a single molecule

Do you have any fucking idea how explosive such a molecule would be ? Fucking C2N12 is ridiculous enough, imagine something with 20 of the fucking thing.

>>123631080
what does joan baez have to do with vietnam

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>>123631158
Exactly why I had this reaction >>123627027

>>>/v/318120819
elim spotted

>>123631330
Elim hates bismuth, nigga. That guy's elim-baiting

>>123631141
No this is NexiPomfPainRei

Deadpoo is currently at work and is totally not browsing the thread hahahahahahahah

>>123631432
Elim, what the fuck do you have against Bismuth.

What do you have against edginess.

>>123631524
not elim, but I asked him before if it was because it was essentially the homestuck of crystals and he said that was pretty much the perfect analogy

>>123631524
They're exaggerating. Elim just doesn't like how over hyped bismuth is because the images usually passed around of it aren't naturally occurring ones.

>>123630183
plasma oxygen oxygen oxygen plasma

remove vent pipe outside
paste wiki code
put 2 CO2 can and a plasma can on the cold loop
put 2 plasma cans on the hot loop

optional: set it up to low maintenance and don't forget to turn the vents and scrubbers on

wrench all your canisters and start the fire


good job you now have 22MW for days

Please add a non-emergency shuttle way to end autotator/extended/etc.
I like to picture the Emergency Shuttle as a bumpy, loud fucking tin can of a ride that no-one wants to be in (e.g. an actual EMERGENCY shuttle) and everyone's uneasy and holding on for dear life knowing that the antagonists might still be on-board. I would love it if it had constant banging noises and a little bit of screenshake, too.

>>123631796
>oxygen 3 times
fuck there were only supposed to be 2

I just realized that Vox are Kea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7PwGj_EvWM

is this what a vox would sound like when it speaks sol common?

>>123631883
Do rounds end if everyone's dead? Organize a mass suicide, draft out official forms for it that everyone should have on hand so it's legit and a doctor who was AFK during the organization doesn't try cloning everything.

>>123632350
I want a mass suicide cult objective.

Suicides via *suicide don't count. Cultists must die within a certain margin of time and be from similar causes.

>>123632350
>Do rounds end if everyone's dead?
Nope. Wizard rounds and malf rounds end when the antags die, but other than that, the round only ends when the emergency escape shuttle docks at Centcomm.

>>123632350
no, they do not

only by the shuttle, antag victory/defeat, or adminbus will a round end

>>123632523
What if it's dead as fuck lowpop, there's no heads, and the guy that had the captain's spare died in polyacid smoke?

>>123632631
Better pray an admin's there.

>>123632302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ChdxP6pv8k
pretty much

>>123632631
The admins can bus in an ERT to call it, or they can call it themselves, or they can just force a restart.
If there are no admins online, then tough shit.

I could probably beat up all up in a fight in real life.