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Thorin admitted he has assburgers on twitter edition

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org

>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet responsibly and always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Money System:https://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
http://i.imgur.com/LjvGBwi.jpg
http://www.hltv.org/pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://autoexec.global-offensive.com
Crosshair: http://tools.dathost.net
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide: http://i.imgur.com/MbmZUUX.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
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>gtr running spraying headshot with ak
why is csgo so fucking bad?
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>>123593074
lel
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SOMEONE HOLD MY FUCKING DICK

THIS SHIT IS INTENSE

FUCK

POOP
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AWPing in pro matches must be so easy, they literally sneak everywhere into the awpers scope.


In mm games everyone runs and jumps like crazy with ADHD.
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>brazil monkey cock suckers doubted the script
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>>123592921
NiP climbing back from the depths.
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>Watching DH
>fall asleep cuz boring game
>In my dream I'm observing the game
>5-0 for LG and they switch sides
>Type "switch after 5 rounds? GOTARDS??" in all chat
>Keep observing and notice instead of Cache, they fucked up and are playing cache_air_raid, where you have planes taking off an it's in a desert also there's an attack boat you can drive on the sand
>game fucks up and i start playing for NiP while anders reads my shitposts in all chat
>drive around in the land attack boat and kill br
>wake up
What does it mean?
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>>123593169
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Is there any way to bind some of the unlisted voice commands? I want to spam "WHAT ARE YOU DOING"
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Reminder to vote for Counter Strike: Global Offensive at The Game Awards, fâms.

http://thegameawards.com/nominees/

You can also vote for your eSports Player of the Year and your eSports Team of the Year.
I recommend you to vote for Olof “olofmeister” Kajbjer and Fnatic, since they are the best in their respective categories.
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>>123593169
>NiP loses
>SCRIPT

>NiP wins
>SCRIPT
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>GTR dies
>NIP lose

Hmmmmm
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>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
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>>123593358
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You guys can hear that music in the background of the stream right?
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Daaaaamn son, seriosly loving the script today.
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>GTR dies
>allu dies
>friberg dies
>f0rest dies
>xizt dies
>nip lose

hmmmmmmmm, gotards?
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>>123593528
yeah dude fucking pissing me OFF!
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>>123593528
I'm from /d2g/ and your crowd is so fucking loud it made me watch your game.
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>>123593528
yeah, annoying asf tbhfam
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>>123593256
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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:(
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>>123593610
how do u like it familia
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>>123593705
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Reminder that this is the team that was 16-0ed by our guys. This makes it clear how bad team reddit really is.
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Brazil #1 HUEHUEHUE
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it's over NiPgays
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>this fucking bass
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>>123593765
It's alright. Don't really know whats happening because im a gold nova 1 scrub I'm having fun. I want the Brazilians to win.
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>>123593434
>Play on my smurf that floats around MG-LE
>Multiple anime avatars every game
>Play on my main at GE or ESEA
>Maybe an anime avatar every 3 or so games
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>>123593789
I dont know how people didnt see this coming. Fnatic 16-4'd nip
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>peoplegoing BOT ALLU
>he´s actually the most consistent player in NIP

what is wrong with the people?
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>>123593896
Yeah we all want Swedes to lose desu, doesn't matter who wins as long as Swedes lose.

"We" is maybe not the right term, should say we redpilled men that have been enlightened by /pol/.
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>>123593817
>map point
okay
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>>123593970
epic meme
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>>123593970
>allu
>consistant
I like allu but >
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>>123593970
it's a meme.
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>>123593970
salty br detetcted
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>>123593970
Because allu plays those super tight angles that are hard to hit and then he misses
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>>123593970
it turned from shit flinging into an ebin meme
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>>123593970

12 year olds spouting memes on the internet? Never would have believed.
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>anders and semmler only ever get excited for nip
god damn dude
if youre going to scream that loudly at least be consistent about it
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>THAT PANIC
fucking lol
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>>123593896
i do too, nip have had a shit year and i dont want to see this roster in 2k16
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I fucking hate xizt so much.

That smug looking manlet MUST lose.
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>theres still another map
I thought it was over, holy fuck.
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>It's the classic NiP comeback script
>when everyone has counted them out
Did they just dust off a script from 2013?
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>>123594126
>NiPGamingTV only get excited for NiP

anon?
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ANY ONE ELSE CLENCHING THEIR ASS RIGHT NOW

WE /NIP/ NOW
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>>123594126
br?
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this fucking game
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N I P

N I P

N I P

N I P

N I P
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>>123594126

they have a lot of history with the NiPsters, hard for them to stay unbiased when the other team is literally hues

the hues gotta earn the love like everyone else
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>>123593172

Fuck you Kaiji.
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I don't usually follow csgo but this script was better than every movie I saw in recent years.
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>>123593896
Same here desu.

Your casters are shit, by the way. Even the most biased dota caster will hype up when the underdogs are pulling an upset over an established team.
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>>123594204
I wanted it to be over
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Just recently started watching CSGO, can someone explain to me how NiP got so popular? I know that they've been in the scene for a long time, but so has fnatic, no?

And fnatic are better players, they stream more often, they have more memes etc.
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>>123594218
Yeah and you can clearly see people is getting more and more hyped.

Just wait for that first half taken by BR, then NIP comeback with multiple get_right clutches to maintain the "clutchmaster" meme.
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>>123594403
>liking meme teams
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Am I the only one who wishes they didn't bet?
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>cück tournament
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>>123594508

Only bet if you you are moron.
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>>123594403
87:0

jw and flusha hate
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>>123594403
87-0
7
-
0
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>>123594428
You're alright, enjoy some CS mate.
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>>123594403
get right and forest are really likable desu
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>>123594403
NiP are from 2001
fnatic didn't get their CS team until 2006

So they lack the history
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>>123594543
>>123594608
Yeah but what about the 3 majors meme?
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>>123594126
I'm 100% for biased casting if its against subhuman favela-dwelling monkeys.
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>>123594673
and really good
they should get better m8s than friberg and allu
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[autistic brain damaging prematch techno music intensifies]
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>>123594991
well meme'd my friend!
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>>123595205
Del-taco pls go
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>>123595194
Why is everything autistic to you people?
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>>123595194
wow does anyone listen to REAL music from 1950s anymore??? I hate my le generation
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>>123595205
well asspained me amigo!
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>>123594779
fnatic got a LOT of hate after olof's boost at dhw last year, even more so when reddit was convinced flusha was hacking because shox said in a stream that flusha's moves were suspicious (watching 16tick demos)

And they're just not as easy to like as GTR who cries when he wins a trophy or friburger who practices alone before LAN to not let people down, or allu and f0rest with the memes
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I've been scratching at my face throughout this match and now I look like a meth addict.
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>mfw brazilians winning
As a Brazilian i didn't like their move by getting rid of Boltz but oh well at least they're doing better on BO3's
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>>123595280
>>123595291
damage dealt
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>>123595280
>>123595291
>I want to listen to monstershit club music while sitting down and watching something
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>>123595414
>As a Brazilian

I'm sorry my friend.
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>>123595291
>real hip-hop from 90s
fixed that for you, senpai
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>>123595531
Eu também ):
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>>123595414
Tell me br, why did they get taco instead of hen1
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>>123595617
Probably because hen1 has a tight relationship with his brother lucas and they only play together or something
Also if they got hen1, lucas and fnx back it would be the same lineup they had back in Kabum days.
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>>123595591
I always thought brazil was spanish
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i dont even care about this match anymore why didnt u close it out lg
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Luminosity needs to change name to BOPE if they win this
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>>123595690
>tfw I'm Swedish and see nothing wrong with that

Nothing you can do about it! hah! hah!
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>>123595690
>Bringing /pol/itics into gaming

Please don't. Please do not be THIS autistic.
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le raid boss
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>>123595746
Brazilian Portuguese, rest of Latin America is spanishit
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>>123595690

christ, faggotry starts at an early age in Swedenstan
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>yet another game ruined by op pistols

thx valve
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>lose pistols
>win force
i like this meme
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>>123595892
?
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P-p-please not again
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ᑕOOᒪ


◟◟◞◞
(◔◡◔)
╰ ▒▒ ╯
╜╙
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>>123596131
i dont it always looks so fucking stupid
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>>123595690
A bunch of gays, downies, and sand niggers. Sums up Sweden pretty nicely.
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>3hp
>4hp
FUCK YOU HUES.
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>>123596268

i'd rather be a 400 lbs permavirgin for the rest of my life than a sick pedo freak
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>>123595892
he already tried yesterday and got told to fuck off.
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>>123595892
lol u got triggered cûck?
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F 0 R E S T
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>MAC-10's

My favorite weapon finally getting recognition?
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>>123596446

>pedo/fag calling me a failed human being

the irony
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>>123596613
mac-10 crew represent, its all i use when i smurf
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LETS FUCKING GO BOYS
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what is the best cheap knife for 50-60?
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>vintage get right

is semmler reddit?
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>>123596619
>This is Maxim & Esquire's sexiest woman of 2016
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>>123596772
Semmler's our guy, remember?
He even talked up 4chan on stream.
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Xizt is so fucking dead-weight, jesus christ.
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>>123596896
man that was pretty bad timing
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>>123596896
>3 kill

:^)
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Why is this thread so slow? /d2g/ has always like 4 times more posts when a tournament is on
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>>123596865
Semmler is awful. He's not professional, he's biased every game, he thinks he's cute when he says "Shoxy ;)" instead of Shox, he constantly posts on Reddit, he spams the freshest memes all the time, he has an annoying voice, he thinks his opinions matter, he leaks information about teams to get views on his stream, he believes he's French, his favorite player is KennyS. The list goes on. Semmler should retire.
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post ur face when fnx vac banned live
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cobble has such a shit meta atm

it's like the a site doesn't exist

wish valve would stop forcing their shit maps into the pro map pool
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when did fnx leave clg?
who's igl for clg now?

also i thought fnx was indian not brazilian
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NiP are playing like shit, i welcome our new HUE overlords
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>>123596896
dun goof'd
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>>123597017
>>123597025
yeye meme about it, but watch the game and he will end bottom-frag and won't be able to hold his spots.
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>>123597078
the difference between elite and mainstream reddit

also spoiler that filth
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>>123596147
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>>123597115
dank dude thx 4 posting
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>Friberg in charge of holding drop
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>>123597109
the average cowadooty map would be a better option than cobble desu
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>>123597078
d2g pls

spoilers
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>>123597086
shox actually has used the name shoxie a lot
you're right about the other things though
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>>123597086

i think you should retire from having shit opinions
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watching nip play is pathetic. it's like there's 0 communication.

i fucking hope they disband
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>some nigger starts raging at everyone because hes playing like a retard
>call him out on being retarded nigger who cant hold 1 angle at least once in entire half
>starts chimping out and tks me
>dont rest until nigger gets tk banned

such a good feel
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>>123596771
Nilla gut knife
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>>123597078
Damn, what a goddess.
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>>123597115
>>123597214
WHEN
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>>123597086
Also he thinks Swag is innocent.
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>>123597341
congrats virgin
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>>123597341
fucking niggers
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>>123597341
i dont get how people are actually so poor at controlling themselves that they get banned for tking
i've been banned for doing too much team damage once when i had a string of bad luck with teammates running into my awp shots
how people manage to get week bans for tking is beyond me jesus christ
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>>123597268
He doesn't use it right now and Semmler isn't cool for knowing he did. It's like calling JW "The Wonderchild" every time he mentions him. It's stupid as fuck when he changed name.
>>123597297
Go die Semmler. You're worse than Thorin.
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>>123597457
>devil punishing peopel for doing evil things

doesnt make sense desu senpai
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>>123597405
You can't pretend you think his name is fnx if your file name is fns, dumbass
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blargh, i'm ready for a new game to nudge CSGO off the throne to be honest

i want more guns, better maps, more tacticool shit and a wider representation of the worlds special forces

and no, CoD doesn't count with its shit gunplay, shit sound and futuristic bullshit
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LG so fucking lucky they got their best map. NiP have always been shit at Cobble.
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>>123597214

Best Lurker NA right now.
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>>123597510
haha its funny because i too have watched jim jefferies comedy where he brings up that exact point excellent reference my sir *rotates karambit*
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>>123597483
dunning kruger
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>>123597561
manlet detected
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Xizt so fucking good, deserves a better team desu
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Jesus Christ, Friberg, get your shit together
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>>123597510
the devil is the punishment, not the punisher. God is the punisher senpai
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>>123597390
She's the goddess of Dota
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>>123597586
maybe they should have banned it then, the last map isn't random senpai
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>>123597109
This.
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>yfw when LG wins the whole thing
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>>123597673
i dont get how that applies
they think their gods so they wont get banned for tking?
even if youve got a massive ego it is so stupid to start tking people
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>>123597673
what
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This Xiztrfy guy is playing out of his mind, jesus christ is this his best map or something?
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>>123597721
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HE CANNOT BE STOPPED
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>>123597721
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>>123597687
>power of makeup
>pic 1
>average asian monkey with makeup
>pic 2
>average asian monkey without makeup
????
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>it's a f0rest plays like a literal god LAN
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f0rest
a fucking god
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>>123597721
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>LG in charge of winning 2v1s
how the fuck can people who play this shit for a living still make such retarded mistakes?
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Is this the most emotional crowd in eSports history? Usually its just a bunch of nerds not GAF on smart phones the whole time or generally nice guy betas who cheer for everyone.

These guys are literally a library until NIP does anything then they cheer like crazy and if NIP loses they won't even make a peep until NIP go on a run, its literally worse than a football game at least the opponents have fans lol.
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>that cute azn milf in the crowd
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Gotta wait four more days until my competitive cool-down expires. What should I do until then?
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Why is Allu's tag Nepgear?
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>>123597995
desu fuck sweden
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>>123598030
fap
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>>123598023
get rights bitch
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Where's all the yurokeks calling out this bias crowd? Seemed adamant to do so at the US lan a week ago.
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>>123598030
playing face hunter or cancer pladin to anoy normies...
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>>123598030
Buy a new account and download some hacks!
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>>123597995
I don't know what you were expecting from swedish kids
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>16-0'd by Fnatic
>Struggling vs literal NiP

>Thinking they can win this DH
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>>123597995
What the fuck is the point anyway if they're playing in sound proof rooms?
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>>123598030
smurf
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>>123598030
DM
DM
then some DM
then some more DM
and more DM
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>>123598093
proof?
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>>123598057
>tfw not bisexual

life is tough and vaginal sex is the worst kind of sex.
>>
THAT SHOT
FOREST VAC WHEN
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>>123598030
you can't use faceit until then?
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>headshot with pistol through a wall
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>Poles don't cheer at non-VP team if they play

>Fucking subhuman slavs :DDD

>Americans are silent when people clutch vs Liquid

>Fugging amerifats :DDD

>Swedes don't cheer for enemy team if NiP is playing

>Fugging subhuman snowniggers :DD

This is how crowds work you autistic fuck, can you ever be pleased?
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forest literally godlike mode
>>
I'm so ready for reddit
t. Anders
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i missed the shot pls wat happened
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>nip tired of playing fair and getting fucked
>tell f0rest to start cheating
>still lose

uhh... gotards?
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>losing 5-14 in a game
>put on Going the Distance from Rocky on repeat
>we end up tying

felt so fucking good
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ayyyyyyyy
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/670376238389837824
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>>123598353
He shot him
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>NiP toggles
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>>123598386
>we
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>>123598429
kek
>>
>>123598429
>thorin damage control already
>>
>"GOD ALLU"

SWEDEN

YES
>>
>>123598429
>he learned from the best.
>>
>camera goes to allu
>running with bomb out

le epic bot meme
>>
>These casters

Absolutely disgusting
>>
Consider the following:

>C9 got rid of Hiko because hes an ugly fat fuck.
>>
>>123598491
But he hates nip
>>
>this crowd

MY FUCKING SIDES
>>
Consider the following:

>C9 got rid of sgares because hes an ugly fat fuck
>>
>>123598580
>believing the script
>>
huehuehue
>>
get_right: 6-17
friberg: 7-17
>>
>>123598491
>not following the scene
>>
swede cûcks
:)
>>
>European top3 team losing to some huehues
>>
are they seriously cheering for NiP?
>>
I think we can all agree this swedish crowd is the worth
>>
>WHAT UP NOW SWEDES
>>
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>huebags chimping out at crowd
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[BR]aSiL ViVaLo HUEHUEHUEHUE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3n_NsvGZSg
>>
I, for one, welcome our new BR overlords.
>>
>losing to literal hues
it's over for nip they should disband
>>
le half life 3 meme
>>
ty 4 da 25 value swekuks
>>
>reddit: the casters
:baka:
>>
ok, time to shuffle NiP
>>
Why is NIP so bad now. What happened?
>>
>>123598887
you could say the same about Envyus, bruh
>>
>>123598886
Thanks, Kent...
>>
>People think they are watching high quality CSGO

>These teams got 16-0'd and 16-4'd by semi-performing Fnatic
>>
>more epic half life 3 jokes
ROFFLE anders and semmler are OUR GUYS!
theyre so in tune with our culture and funny memes!

when the fuck will ddk and james become the standard for casting
when the fuck will 2gd finish reborn so we can play a good game free of cancer
>>
>>123598960
where are le 4chan casters guise?
>>
>>123599042
kill yourself
>>
>>123598837
they are just helping them realize what is happening.

great cs
>>
HUEHEUHEU
>>
>that get right
>>
FALLLLEENNNNN
COOLLLLLDLLDLDLDLDLDLDLDLD
>>
BTFO
HAHA
CÛCK TEARS
BTFO
>>
YOOOOOO LOL
>>
>nipfags slain
>>
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>>
FAVELAS
>FAVELAS
FAVELAS
>FAVELAS
FAVELAS
>FAVELAS
FAVELAS
>FAVELAS
FAVELAS
>FAVELAS
FAVELAS
>FAVELAS
FAVELAS
>FAVELAS
FAVELAS
>FAVELAS
FAVELAS
>FAVELAS
>>
>>123598996
well yeah they need to get rid of apex and kio
>>
>>123599020
To be fair i'm pretty sure the 16-0 was the first game with the 2 new players, still pretty shit tho.
>>
>>123599110
>this mad
are you liking the site, reddit?
>>
>semmler so asshurt at nip getting fucked that he has to talk shit about na
what a fag
>>
>>123599020
Fuck if I know, I came here to make fun of swedes.

Is VP the only team who can contest Fnatic?
>>
>its le epic brazilian undermonkeys win script
nice one
>>
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S W E D E N B T F O

W

E

D

E

N

B
T
F
O


FUCK SEMMLER FUCK ANDERS FUCK NIO FUCK SWEDEN HAHAHA
>>
>>123599215
Individually outskilled by Fnatic though.
>>
At least this team will not disband like G2 right?
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>>123599236
yeah it's actually funny, le humble reddit fatty suddenly gets "toxic" because he is so buttblasted
>>
WHATS UP NOW SWEDES! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXh1sKkcYb8
>>
Fuck you csgogs
>>
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>>123599315
They aren't praising huehues
They are laughing at Swedes for losing to huehues
>>
>>123599246
>Is VP the only team who can contest Fnatic?
S L A V I
L
A
V
I
>>
CS "Expert Analysts"
>Yesterday
"lololol LG so bad SA NA RIP lol bad roster change"
>Today
"What a really strong team, beautiful CS"
>>
>People in this thread are happy hues are beating t1 teams
gross
>>
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>Beating the Titan of Sweden

>LMAO SO BTFO SWEDEKEKS WHERE YOU AT AHHAA

This is like beating Austria in football and chimping out at Germans.
>>
>>123599418
thx 4 skins family ;^)
>>
I like Fallen
He seems like the least autistic CSGO pro
>>
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>nip fangays
>>
>implying nip represents sweden

still hilarious to see whole arena of nip fangays assblasted
>>
>>123599418
>NiP
>t1
jajajaja
>>
>>123599315
its an amazing feat because they did get 16-0d
>>
>>123599418
>NIP
>T1
pic one
>>
>>123599472
Also beat EnVyUS.
So there's that.
>>
>>123599315
It's just america being happy when EU lose
>>
>>123599472
fnatic?
>>
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>>123599418
>NiP
>t1
I got news for you
>>
>>123599494
He is almost single handedly responsible for the entire brazilian CS scene and sponsors his own team where TACO and fnx are from.
>>
>>123599494
same
>>
>>123599542
16-0'd the hues
>>
LG TO BEAT TSM 2-0

16-9 AND 19-16 SCORELINES

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
>>
cold is cute! CUTE!
>>
>>123599494

BR autists are different bro.
>>
>>123599612
That's my point.
>>
It's simple you idiots
NiP = Cûcks
Fnatic = Bulls
>>
>thorin's teeth
jesus christ
how much does he smoke?
>>
>>123599624
>19-16

Nice job scriptmoron, ot is bo10 not b06
>>
semenler on suicide watch
>>
>>123599721
he smokes that ganja erry day with richard
>>
oh richard
>>
>lost 3 dollars betting on NiP
>stole 3 dollars from my father
Net even for today
>>
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>>123599612
>>123599476
>>123599315
>16-0'd
>on dust2
>relevant

lol
>>
>>123599393
Thorin reading this thread?
>>
>>123599815
mad jealous
>>
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>tfw u get that guy in mm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lATFlNN5Dn0
>>
Didn't watch the games today but how did we get from a team that got 16-0'd yesterday, that wasn't even checking basic corners entering sites to a team that beats nV and NiP?
(even though nV is playing bad since the major, and NiP is...NiP)
>>
How can anyone dislike Richard?
>>
>>123599845
>getting 16-0 on the most aim and duel heavy map
>not relevant
>>
f0rest needs a better team
>>
>>123599921
he's fat and loud
>>
>>123600034
>most aim and duel heavy map
that means that you could get fucked in every duel by bad rng and lose due to bad luck
>>
>>123599873
>check out my FOV guys xdddd am i cool yet XD
Kill yourself
>>
>>123599921
Because of that night where he was drunk and tweeted all that retarded shit

Including where he said that CS:GO fans are idiots and mean nothing to him
>>
>>123599921
I don't like my twitter feed getting spammed with Gamergate shit tbqh
>>
>>123599815
Your father is loser, just saying. He got such a faggot son.
>>
>>123600145
>rng
but renegades isnt in this tournament?
>>
>>123600089
he can join VP senior squad
>>
>>123600145
yeah they just lost 16-0 due to rng lmao
all those duels were decided by rng and not by fnatic outclassing them completely
>>
>>123600213
What?
>>
>>123600124
>Including where he said that CS:GO fans are idiots
sounds pretty fair to me tbhfam
>>
>>123600284
He's constatntly tweeting about his Breitbart articles and other GG related stuff that I can't give two shits about
>>
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>>123600354
meant to quote >>123600170
>>
>>123599873
whats with all these awful frag movies being made that follow the same formula
>shitty "le underground" hip hop
>epic bhopping
>increased fov
>frags from smurf accounts
>>
>>123599315
>win bo3s vs nip and envyus
haha those are bad teams 16-0 kekekeke=d
THEYRE BAD I SWEAR HAHAH
RIGHT
M-MONKEYS?? F-FAVELAS? S-SOCCER?
L-LIQUID IS BETTER, NA IS RELEVANT, BWAAAAA
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftLuT69yeBc
camannnnnn man
>>
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TOMORROW'S BETS

VP>FNATIC 2-1

LG>TSM 2-0

VP>LG 2-0

ENJOY SKINES
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>>123600585
>>
>MGE
>inreds
>DMG
>fucking bullshit
>>
>>123600585
top lad
>>
>>123600601
>vp > fnatic
not even trying anymore
>>
>>123600552
they're trying to be lolyou
>>
I could listen to Janko all day. He really really knows his shit.
>>
>>123600539
Even if he is right, you don't shit on the fanbase that drives your career

something something hand that feeds you

>>123600656
you seem to be thinking of 2014 fnatic my friend
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Are people fucking retarded? Even 60:40 would be a stretch
>>
How does it feel knowing BR > EU????
>>
>>123600768
It should be 95:5
>>
>>123600768
>swaying
>>
>>123600585
Kek
What a player
>>
>>123600552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tREdruxNT0
Watch it all
>>
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>>123600601
>vp
>>
>>123600881
>>123600872
no seriously, what am I missing? VP played pretty good against liquid and TSM
>>
>>123600862
fnatic exists
>>
Who has the better emote? Natu (MingLee) or YNK (ResidentSleeper)
>>
Now, THIS is a great panel.
>>
>>123600263
Yeah he's fucking weak-willed
>>
>>123601000
fnatic are not in the same league as liquid or TSM
>>
>>123600916
i cant im sorry thats just too fucking awful
>>
>>123601014
jaja

wut ever u say
>>
why is this russian fuck just repeating what we already saw

its like some retard doing a book report instead of an essay
>>
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>down to $50 from $200
>lost ~10 bets in a row
I miss winning skins.
I feel hollow inside.
>>
>>123601014
>implying fnatic is the best EU team
>implying TSM isn't the #1 team in the world right now
>implying you don't keep up with the pro scene
>>
How can ESL compete with this production and "talent"? I don't even play this game but I always watch dreamhack events. The only bad thing is the long pauses betwen games
>>
>>123601152
barely a handful of good matches and somehow we're already back in the fnatic era?
>>
>>123601241
ESL is fucking horrible
>>
>>123601232
>TSM
>best

They choke every time. Prepare for them to choke tomorrow and lose to LG.
>>
>>123600753
>you seem to be thinking of 2014 fnatic my friend
finals will be fnatic vs tsm and there's nothing you can do about it, vp are trash, so is lg
>>
>>123600601
seems right except

LG>TSM 2-1
>>
>>123601232
>implying TSM isn't the #1 team in the world right now

jinxed them
>>
>>123601232
>Muh tsm
Thorin pls stop
>>
HAPPY SHITTY FRAGS AHAHAHAHHAHAAH GOD DAMN HE IS SO BAD DROP HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
No more games for today you can close the stream
>>
>>123601408
happy is the IGL you fagtron
>>
>>123601232
>professionnal chokers
>#1 in the world
But desu it's hard to say who's #1, we haven't seen enough of fnatic, nV is in a small slump...
>>
>>123600585
lol wtf :D
>>
all the skins in this thread gone like tears in the rain
>>
>>123601232
TSM is the best legit team, fnatic the best with the cheats.
>>
>>123601524
>small slump

small slump SO FAR, bro
>>
>>123601198

Don't watch the segment then, retard.
>>
did thorin just say "get fucked" right before they closed it out?
>>
>>123601618
let me guess, you're one of those fags who thinks flusha cheats?

fuck off retard
>>
>>123601649
They also totally crashed at ESL Dubai but they got their shit back together after
I can't predict the future lad
>>
>>123601618
this
>>
>>123601819
>HE STILL THINKS FLUSHA DOESN'T CHEAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ufb3oEZHEXM
>>
>>123601819
it's pretty obvious when you look at how teams with cheaters are acting. They don't have the passion teams like NiP or LG can show in the game.
>>
>>123602026
>implying LG won without cheats
>>
>>123602026
>passion
>NiP
Have you ever seen Allu?
>>
>>123602026
yeah pretty obvious that teams like NiP or TSM aren't cheating
dont know about LG though
>>
>>123602007
WOAH DEFINITIVE PROOF OF HIM CHEATING HERE

SOMEONE GET THIS VIDEO TO THOORIN, VALVE AND RICHARD SO HE CAN GET BANNED

get fucked idiot, if he was cheating he would get caught like KQLY

some autist's youtube montage doesn't prove shit
>>
>>123602454
sent
>>
>>123602454
hello reddit
>>
>>123602169
yes, that was pure raw skill you just witnessed.
>>
How do I 'git gud'?
>>
>>123602572
>implying reddit weren't the ones hackusing flusha the most

hello reddit
>>
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>>123602685
>>
>>123602572
talking shit about our guys is literally reddit
>>
>>123602685
anime helps a lot
>>
>>123602631
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyGJqUJHGns#t=1497
HUEHUE, pls
>>
>>123602743
>>123602832
only people who regularly browse reddit would know this kind of information
>>
>>123602969
what was it
>>
>>123603608
just a faggot slowly trying to kill himself
>>
SA > EU >>>>>>>>>>>> NA
>>
>>123603745
i want 2 c
>>
>>123603824
>He doesn't have 4chanX
hello reddit
>>
>tfw I'm the only Brazilian on /csgog/
>>
>use 800 dpi 1 sens
>change to 400 dpi 2 sens
>feels faster

?
>>
>>123603956
>he doesn't roll vanilla
neck ur self reddit
>>
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>Fnatic 16-0 LG
>Fnatic 16-4 NiP

>LG barely 2-1 NiP

>LG BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD, NEW DOMINATION ERA? WHERE YOU AT EUROKEKS?
>>
Should I buy RAM, a motherboard, or a SSD.

Pick 2 pls
>>
is there any way to replace csgo gun sounds with BFBC2 ones?
>>
>>123604037
nys
>>
>>123604370
yes
>>
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>be poor as fuck
>bet on NiP because /csgog/ said so
>they get fucking destroyed
>now even more poor as fuck
Never bet on NiP
Never take advice from /csgog/
>>
>>123604508
>beat fucking envy
>still bet against them

only urself to blame my bro
>>
>>123604508
how new are you? serious question
>>
>>123604594
so did nip
>>
>>123604594
>Thinking nV are good right now

lmao
>>
>>123604594
I don't really follow teams and such, you'd think with a 68% chance that it wouldn't be that bad.
>>123604624
Pretty new
>>
>>123604713
>just won a major
>not gud
ay lemao
>>
>>123604369
mother and ram.
>>
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>>123604887
It was 4 weeks ago and if you've ever followed CSGO you'd know that 4 weeks is a looooong time.

But since you're a newfag, I'll let you off easy this time.
>>
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Is Thorin the Donald Trump of CS? Saying all the things people are only thinking?
>>
>>123605037
>It was 4 weeks ago and if you've ever followed CSGO you'd know that 4 weeks is a looooong time.

There was only one relevant tournament betwen this dh and the major and envy didn't even play you moron
>>
Mongolz vs born of fire, who do you think is going to throw anon?
>>
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>>123605225
>>
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>>123605347
Anyone could have told by the way they played vs VP and NiP before DH that they took a break/vacation after their major win, and like every other team that does that they wouldn't perform well.
>>
>>123605225
>only thinking
what
>>
>>123604508
>never bet on NiP
I know
This is a rule for me
I have no clue why I changed my bet
>>
how many rounds do u need to lose for derank

ive bottomfragged like 5 losses
>>
>>123605037
who is this cumbum
>>
>people getting carried by smurf/cheat
>bringing banter like theyre pro

why is this community so cancerous?
>>
>feel like theres a bunch of excess blood in my wrist area
>aim is like shit

what's going on
>>
>>123607104
>muh community

nys reddit
>>
>>123607629
tendinitis.
>>
>>123607629
getting old
>>
>Matchmaking Failed
>Matchmaking Failed
>Matchmaking Failed
Kill me.
>>
>>123607104
>not playing ESEA

get a load of this retard
>>
Europes here around MDG wanna MM?
>>
>>123608383
What's MDG?
>>
>>123608383
dmg in drunk language
>>
>>123607629
mustard gas
>>
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>>123607870
>>123608004
>>
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what the fuck is this
>>
>>123609770
nice fucking hacking
>>
>>123609816
i dont cheat
>>
FUCK
U
C
K
>>
>>123609943
does that really mean im banned

i never cheated
>>
>>123610059
kys cheater
>>
>>123610059

cheater cheater pumpkin eater

get fucked
>>
>>123609770
how did it resolve u
>>
>>123610059
it means valve fucked up and they are making sure you are legitimate immigrant
>>
>>123609770
You played with cheaters and now your rank is being adjusted.
>>
>>123598214
>bisexual
>gay in denial
>>
Am I the only one in here that wants to be held down by 4 japanese women while they fuck me over and over again even though my cock is sore and it hurts from ejaculating so many times?

If you're low rank (below DMG) you don't know this feel
>>
>tfw bored of everything
can't even be bothered playing csgo
>>
>>123612439
i know this feel so bad
>>
so I went to take a shit after the first map but I'm almost certain LG won the next one the question is how much overtime was it and if any of you idiots could post how many skins your dumb asses lost
>>
>>123610118
>>123610418
im not banned

>>123610607
>>123610612
>>123611395
what
>>
>>123613095
hey. i guess LEM is not that bad
>>
>>123613039
I lost 60-70% off my skins and it was a 10 round OT.
>>
>>123597687
god I'm glad that I'm gay
>>
>i'm a pretty dank squeaker
literally can't keep that off my head
>>
iam DMG and i havent played a match without cheaters or smurfers for the last 2 weeks...

should i just quit?
seems like the best way to escape these faggots nolifers...

inb4 mad cheaters telling me "i should quit"
>>
Chinese, Pizza, or Mexican?
What am I going to do until the games????
>>
>mongolz have 54% odds because they threw yesterday
I highly doubt that they'll throw 2 games in a row
mainland chinese culture really values gaming the system and getting away with it, but they wouldn't throw 2x in a row probably
t. HKfag
go high on mongloz w/ insane odds
>>
>been playing cs:s and 1.6 for years
>friends coax me into wasting 15 dollars for cs:go
>tell me it has a huge learning curve
>all my friends are DMG-LEM
>they all want to 1v1 me
>i fuck them up
>i play competitive
>get ranked LEM
>why is this game so fucking easy
>spend 4 days ranking up to GE
>friends tell me of a program called, "ESEA"
>waste more money for a challenge
>first game get ranked up against a dude called LOLYOU
>everyone on my team is freaking out
>we fucking 16-4 his team
>find out later hes weeb trash

Is this what the competitive scene is? This is easy as fuck. I drop 30 kills a game like really how can so many people play this game and be trash at it? It's definitely easier then source and 1.6
>>
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>>123609816
>>123609943
>>123610118
>>123610136
>>123610418
>>123610607
>>123610612
>>123611395
>>123613465
just played a game and won

im still smfc and not banned
>>
>>123614863
wow man you're so good why don't you go pro?

Try out for a team in ESEA and they have matches against good people. Like the actual skilled players do the ESEA leagues. It won't cost any more money because you already have ESEA.
>>
>>123615041
thats great but can you help with >>123614692?
>>
>>123615603
are we talking proper chinese food or like american chinese food
>>
>>123593232
16-0 hltv confirmed
>>
>>123615603
i never order food because im worried about dirty kitchens but i would get mexican food

chinese food doesnt fill you up

mexican food is really good
>>
>>123615849
PF Changs or a stirfry place.
>>
>>123616163
Sitrfry is pretty good, get that
I went to a Balkan place and ate some liver, it was really good
>>
>>123616278
Liver has a weird af texture
>>
will there ever be a game like cs but not casual as fuck
>>
>>123616987
overwatch
>>
>>123617397
sorry but that game is more jewish than cs
>>
>>123616987
play the brand new Rainbow Six: Siege out now on console and PC.
THJs post pᴀJd ғoR ʙʏ UʙJsoғt's RᴀJɴʙow SJx: SJeGe
>>
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>>123609770
>>123609816
>>123609943
>>123610118
>>123610136
>>123610418
>>123610607
>>123610612
>>123611395
>>123613465
>>123615041
I got global are you guys proud of me
>>
>>123618363
not really lol
>>
>>123618363
not at all
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=060tL986SKc

smash that licce if u up
>>
>>123618678
>>123618776
thanks
>>
u.pomf.io/ioqeiy.mp4

>lmao

cute tho
>>
>>123619432
virus
>>
reminder that success is not winning
>>
I was thinking earlier today during the LG vs NiP Mirage game, can you AWP wallbang from mid to whore house? I think it was Xizt that was left in a 1v1 with 5 seconds left, and if the wallbang works he could have won the round.
>>
where do you get your lol on f@m?
>>
>People on your team who complain when you're stomping
Jesus why are people such bitches desu senpaitachi
>>
>>123616689
Tastes delicious tho
>>
how are you all tonight, ohana*?

*ohana means family
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>>123620687
>be aus
>really want to watch the luminosity game live
>will probably fall asleep unless I take a nap now

pretty shit 2bh
>>
>>123619720
where the fuck is whore house
>>
>>123620968
i think it might be the ladder room
>>
Got out of DMG with four straight wins, total 8w-4l

Is LE also smooth sailing for me?
>>
when is real n-word hours to be honest family?
>>
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>>123619994
>>
>>123614814
>implying they won't throw
there is a reason why this matches were not in csgolounge before
>>
is there any way to reduce the one month period you arent able to access the market on new accounts?
>>
>>123622403
two thirty oh clock ante meridiem to five oh clock ante meridiem
>>
>>123623187

i'm too old to be up that late
>>
>>123623249
then you're not a real nigga
>>
>LG beats NV and NiP
what the fuck
can they beat TSM as well
>>
>>123623673
Depends on TSM's internal issues. This was clearly NiP's last LAN and they didn't play as a team. I don't think NV practiced hard for this. And TSM are steamrolling everyone so far.
>>
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>join awp server
>shotguns and scouts
>>
I hope nv bomb out of esea lan and disband the same way old nv did
>>
>>123624292
thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard ill buy a dragonlore and send it to you if it happens before next years first major
>>
How about a vintage meme, /csgog/?
GLACEON ASS
YOU FUCKING OWE ME TWO KEYS GODDAMNIT I FOUND YOU THE SAUCE
>>
>>123624774
vintage get right
>>
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>>123624774
me in the purple
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r8 my friends presentation /csgog/
>>
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>>123627460
>>
>>123624774
>GLACEON ASS
>YOU FUCKING OWE ME TWO KEYS GODDAMNIT I FOUND YOU THE SAUCE
holy shit that was me

and no you didnt find the fucking source you said that the guy wouldnt give out the actual picture
>>
>>123627750
uh yea i did
fuck off you gyp fuck
>>
>>123627460
HOLY SHIT WERE YOU THE GUY WHO POSTED THAT GOOGLE DOC
THE FUCKING PYRAMID SCHEME THING
JESUS CHRIST THIS IS REAL?
>>
>>123627813
no you didnt
>>
>>123628031
uh yea i did
jew fuck
>>
>>123628112
no you didn't dude, you said the artist drew the pics and only gave them to the person who commissioned them

therefore you did not give me the full pictures
>>
>>123628346
uh i did
fuck off faggot
>>
>>123628395
>saying the same shit over and over
>uh i did
nice try m8
>>
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SHROUDY (^・ω・^ )
>>
>>123628484
uh no im not
hmm i did give you the sauce
>>
>>123628523
pretty sick bedspread desu
>>
S I S T T A R BABY DONT GO BREAKING MY HEART
>>
>>123628561
no you didnt
>>
>>123629318
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yea i did
>>
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i only play this game when im too drunk to play starcraft
>>
>>123618363
no but i want ur avatar
>>
>>123630928
How do you play things that are dead?
>>
>>123630928
we do not speak of that game here
>>
shinoa is my waifu do not post her
>>
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>>123631343
its funny because despite death que times are actually less than csgo
>>
>>123632042
And matches are shorter
>>
>/csgog/ dies at night
aint no real niggas here
>>
>>123632734
Sup nigga im drinkin dat juice amirite ohana
>>
>>123632734
>>
So valens is gone, who's gonna go to col now? Only player that comes to mind is ryx
>>
>>123634091
>ryx
coL values their roster LOL
I think semphis is igl now so they could pick up a number of ppl
>>
who the fuck is going to be replaced on nip
I'd say that they'd drop friberg and allu, xizt has been fragging well but they certainly need to bring on an igl who is actually good
>>
>>123634091
>valens is a software engineer for google
damn nigga lmao
>>
>>123634493
i believe forest and or xizt is making a team with dw, pyth, and maybe pronax. GTR is staying by all accounts, and allu is almost certainly gone, possibly to that MTW team if not just being a free agent.
>>
>>123635151
>forest main awper and hella good rifler too
>xizt as a support/ rotater
>dw as igl with dank strats
>pyth doing whatever the fuck he does
>gtr as sick clutchmaster
i fucking love it
>>
>>123635521
You misread.
No GTR. He is 100% staying with NiP. The DW team has Pronax instead.
>>
>>123635648
who the fuck will be on gtr's team
>>
>>123635648
UNTIL NiP sells him to C9.
>>
>>123635713
Who knows. He was going to be on c9 till very recently, so maybe just the rest of rejects like schneider, moddii, delpan and friberg

Unless devilwalk's team IS nip, but that doesn't make sense imo since i'd guess forest or xizt want to get away from the cancer org
>>
>>123636006
Listen to thorin's most recent vid, nip fucked that deal.
>>
>>123636180
Also Steel on the Vulcun show. GetRight was supposed to be at RGN but backed out to stay on NiP
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>>123628523
what hotel is that?
:^)))))
>>
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>>123636180
i haven't heard anything about it yet?
>>
>>123636667
Oh I meant the Sgares one. I didn't know he did a new one already.
>>
>>123636720
He only said that there were too many passave players on c9 already and that wouldn't be wise, if i remember right. I already watched that one.

I'll watch the vulcun one tomorrow i guess
>>
When morber pegs Dazed, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a Dazed orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating elasticized horse dildo with pump fed ejaculation, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert!!!
>>
>>123637490
He (and steel) pretty much say Get Right was supposed to standin for c9 instead of Swag but he got an offer from NiP to stay and thus won't go to c9.

Steel says he was testing out Stewie2k for c9 in case they wanted him and the stuff about the Devilwalk, Pronax, Pyth, forest/Xizt team
>>
Hello steel, this is the administrator of PornHub™ we havenoticed you haven’t logged infor 2 weeks, we’re just checking to see if everything is okay and we’ve prepared you a list of videos from your favourite category (tranny). See you soon!
>>
>>123628523
>unironically likes bethshitda fallouts
>>
>>123637647
>>123638168
Twitch chat pls go
>>
>>123637853
>Devilwalk, Pronax, Pyth
team of rejects?
>>
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>>123639207
>>
>>123639207
pronax and pyth are alright. a team with devilwalk will always be awful though, he's really bad at the game.
>>
>>123639207
that team doesnt include me so no
>>
What happened to dsn? Why doesn't he play anymore
>>
>>123639903
vac banned two years ago
>>
>>123640000
>>
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>>123640521
>>
Gosh I can't wait for the matches today!
What about you guys? Are you ready for some of the greats of competitive CS:GO to duke it out?
>>
>>123640004
Fuck...
He was my favorite awper back in the day
>>
Why is my toon so weak?

1 ak bullet to the head instantly kills my toon and even if my toon buys helmet, it still one hit kills? What's up with that?
>>
queing up for some early morning global matchmaking

ama
>>
>>123641867
how big is your penis?
>>
>>123641883
very small and feminine
>>
I miss the 1.6 models so fucking much my men, I would pay 30 dollar just to play with 1.6 models in CSGO

can someone just port it
>>
>>123641936

i have a 7 inch penis, it's quite thick

is this why i'm only MG and you are global?
>>
>>123642445
Maybe

i suggest surgery
>>
>>123642445
>>123641936
Hmm, so do all pros have micropenises?
>>
>>123642496
most likely

tell me one decent pro who looks like he isn't rocking the micropenis. dosia doesnt count btw
>>
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>>123643027
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>last 10 games I have had a deranker on my team

why do people fucking do this
>>
>>123597563
Are you stupid?
>representation of special forces
>video game
>>
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>play with friendly team
>lots of communication
>lots of coordination
>Win

>play with a bunch of assholes
>no mics
>they throw and shoot each other
>Lose

Permabans for bullies when
>>
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>>123644890

permaban for life for anime when
>>
>>123644890
>fail to clutch in friendly lobby
>"good try here's what you could've done better and how to improve"
>fail to clutch in no mic/squeaker/bully lobby
>"back to silver" "im gonna start throwing to fuck your ELO" "vote to kick guys"
fuck this community dude, if they used the commend system to put you in lobbies with other friendly people that'd make my life much easier
>>
>>123638913

that's darth vader on his blanket desu senpai
>>
>tfw dropped xbone controller and it broke

no csgo with controller for me
>>
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>>123643027
>>
how fucking dead is this garbage thread?

sage
>>
>>123647005
all of us are losers with nothing to say what do you expect

and its not like the game is interesting, either
"wow guys can't wait to watch more cs:rng today!"
>>
>>123647005
Real niggas still wiling tho
>>
>>123647046
yeah pretty much
>>
no chill
https://twitter.com/RLewisReports/status/670550953121226752
>>
>>123647125
top kek
>>
why are west coast globals so bad?
>>
>>123647556
shUT THE FUCK UP
>>
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won bet nV vs LG
should I?
>>
>>123648412
what's your current GPU?
>>
>>123648721
r9 280x
>>
>>123641737
>actually believing b8 like that

dsn retired ages ago my man
>>
I wonder if shroud is going to stream Fallout 4 through the finals

lmao
>>
reminder that all lewd posters here are cutie boys~
>>
>>123649156
>I wonder if shroud is going to stream Fallout 4 through the finals
kek
>>
>>123649156
>he takes esports seriously
>he watches other people play games

LOL
>>
>>123650019
like who??
>>
>>123650149
Tali, dezly is actually pretty cute if you like asians, and cacti got doxxed too I think but I dont remember any pics
>>
>>123650231
cacti is kinda cute tho
>>
>>123647125
Lmao he's picking fights with half of the Alliance staff and hiko sliding into dms
>>
>>123645978
>you will never be friends with JW
>>
>>123650345
Lemme see a pic tho
>>
yooooooooooooo
10mins
>>
For the brazilian fans out there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha03tXs2a-4
>>
>>123650428
I don't like asians, i thought his face looked pretty average
>>
TOS or Next Generation?
>>
im bored waiting for the major so im just gonna ask this to pass the time and get some keks

do you faggots wipe standing up or sitting down?
>>
>>123650732
sit
>>
>>123650732
That's a thing? Wtf
>>
POST SOME PICS
>>
>>123647125
Damn that Kelly girl is ugly af, what kind of asian is that thing
>>
*sticks dick in /csgog/*
>>
>>123650732
people wipe while standing?
you can't really open your asshole though
wtf fàm?
>>
>>123650483
dont have it saved sorry
>>
>>123650732
>2015
>not having a bidet
/csgog/ sure is pleb central
>>
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>winning the 30th round 1v1 clutch with a one tap
>>
>>123650758
>>123650768
>>123650872
>people sit

this is actually hurting my head how do you do it
>>
>>123650946
you stand while whiping?
nigga wat?
you'll smear it all over your butt cheeks
>>
>>123650732
Wipe standing
Global elite
>>
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>tfw slowly realizing you are the only white man on csgog
>>
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Favorite Spice Girl, /csgog/?
>>
>>123651068
ginger spice
>>
>>123650719

TNG
>>
>>123650758
>>123650768
>>123650872
>>123650906
>>123651042
>all these (you)s
thanks guy

only one of you answered correctly
>>
>>123651220
>having a bidet

uuuuh??????
>>
>>123651068
Posh Spice.
>>
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>>123650785
>>
memer biceps with inspirational quotes
>>
>allah ackbar man vs polish meme man
Why them? Why not igls?
>>
>>123650985
pics?
>>
>>123651332
really bruh? whats wrong with u?
>>
>>123651530
She's the hottest by far. She still looks fine as shit.
>>
Oink oink, please beat team reddit.
>>
This guy is such a bellend
>>
>>123651332
my niggah
>>
>>123651567
>hottest by far
You mean the only non-hideous one. How the fuck did they even become stars holy shit
>>
FUCKING LOUNGE. DESPERATELY TRYING TO BET ON FNATIC.
>>
why is vp banning d2 :(
>>
mirage inferno cache

2:0 VP
>>
>>123651651
All 10/10 in bongland, bro.
>>
>>123651714
>10/10 in bongland.
>>
>>123651657
with these odds you should bet vp tbhonest lad
>>
>no cbble

thank you based jesus
>>
anyone know where i can get my lol on?
>>
>>123651764
I know, I'm on tilt after losing every single bet this event and 10+ bets in a row. I've gotta believe in my fellow Swedes to make me some shitskins today.

I'll put my final skins on TSM no matter what happens.
>>
4Head
>>
>>123651860
/r/globaloffensive
>>
>Thoorin has already jumped off NV train
Best team in the world for two whole weeks.
>>
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poast the man that gave up everything
>>
>>123651753
Just proved my point.
>>
>>123652043
When you're going out before NA somethings up lol
>>
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Daily reminder who NiP fans are
>>
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>It's a fifflaren being lewd with tospot episode
>>
>>123652151
Me on the right.
>>
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>Tosspot and Fifflaren
>>
>>123652151

>nip shirt
>fnatic cap

???
>>
clean wipe
lel
>>
Our boys.
>>
>>123652302
covering all the bases
>>
>>123651068
Old Spice
>>
Go back to casting cricket, tosspot.
>>
is this game worth getting into with mediocre ping?(60 ish)
>>
>>123652335
ded but the only decent game still alive
;-;7 rip fps genre
>>
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>gotv lag happening almost every time theres action
>>
NEO and Snax are too good for VP.

Look at that deagle aim from pasha fucking lmao
>>
>>123652367
>casting
>cricket

Do Americans really think you cast cricket?
>>
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>>123652526
>>
PAPA BOTCEPS
>>
>losing a clutch to Pasha
>>
>>123652584
delet this
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>keked
>>
>2 v 1
>no smoke
>holding a 5 second defuse

fnatic is retarded
neo has balls
>>
fnatic bringing dem silver plays
>>
>NEO dies
>VP lose

yep
>>
I can do the same ninja defuses in MM. Am I as good as Neo?
>>
>>123652884

yes
>>
>>123652884
sure
>>
NEO is such a hot bear
>>
>>123652884
yes
>>
honestly krimz might be a better awper than jw
>>
GOD SNAX
>>
>>123652991
That AWP shot on the man in kitchen was fucking sick, so fast. Flusha is also a sick AWPer.
>>
>you will never tickle snax
>>
>and he has 5 (five) nigga points of life
kek
>>
>>123653098
do you even English, bruvvvvvvvvv
>>
>tosspot calling flusha "the F word"
Please stop
>>
when was jw good again?
>>
>>123653168
funny xD
>>
8 rounds in T side?

It's over. fnatic won.
>>
>>123653125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqqNTbW5zF4
>>
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>VP is the only likable team left
>>
>>123653281
What about LG?
>>
>>123652378
anyone?
>>
>>123653281
How slav?
>>
>>123653310
>BR's
oh deary me
>>
>>123653312
I'm playing with 70 ping every time.
>>
>>123653281
hello reddit
>>
>>123653335
hello swedish muslim
>>
REMEMBER TO START CHANNELING FOR OUR GUY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhrQ7jeB7g
>>
>>123652378
>60
>Mediocre
Senpai I play with 80-90 constantly. If you never play at less than 40 you wont notice
>>
fäm
>>
>Chat doesn't know who Bee Gees are

FailFish
>>
family show xD
>>
NEW THREAD

>>123653478

>>123653478

>>123653478
>>
>>123631061
>>123618363
me too lol
>>
>>123624129
if you died to aa scout you got outskilled
>>
>>123653492
Too soon
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