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I love Callie!
Pretty!
>>123572659
WE HADOUKEN NOW
Cute squidboy indulges in a sugary snack.
>>123572659
Of course they give the black girl the washing machine
I WANNA FUCK AN OCTOLING
SOMEONE OPEN A FUCKING SQUAD!
>>123573395
you do it
>>123573395
>A fucking squad
So an orgy?
Woomy!
https://twitter.com/NWPlayer123/status/670296247828283393
>>123573381
Octolings are purely lesbo only
I want to marie Marie's maries!
>>123573631
it just looks like a shit blaster
>>123573631
So it's a Rapid Blaster, but slow, but can go over walls.
What are it's Sub and Special?
>TC kelp and skatepark
ugh i guess ill play with some je suis monte
dude seaweed lmao
>>123573395armstronghouston
K
>>123573676
Only if you can explain the precise method.
>>123573771
splat bombs and splat bomb rush
>>123572832
Me too!
>>123572379
S 30 is the brutal part, A+ has lots more room to dick around with weapons.
>>123573731
>>123573771
The spin effect means it has splash damage 100% of the time, which is better than Rapid shitting itself up close.
Splat Bombs/Splat Bomb Rush is what it packs
>>123573874
>>123574117
Hm, with some Range Up that might be useful in finishing off people who get out of range of the Blobs.
>leave to add someone
>squad is full
What.
>>123574117
I get what youre saying but the fire rate will still make it bad up close most likely, I guess its worth atleast trying out before completely dismissing it though
>>123574161
>implying Range Up is a skill
>>123574289
I meant Bomb Range Up.
just bought the black friday bundle, game seems aids with the screen controller
>>123574430
Play some Single-player, you'll get used to it.
Once you do, it's far more precise than Stick Controls.
>>123573828
Squad is up, need one more person
Why do people always want others to open squads instead of just making their own and posting their NNID
>>123574504
Fear of rejection
>>123574504
europeans are all shut in betas
>>123574534
>Oh, enough already! We need to go play some more!
>Liter-chan!
>We can after this~ Big sister
>How about it? A 3v3 game of Rainmaker!
>Rainmaker...? In 3v3?
>Exactly that!
>>123574284
It's definitely going to be hard to use, and put heavy emphasis on spacing just like Rapid Blaster
With max damage (3+9 main/sub) you hit 98.8 damage, which is enough to 1-shot enemies that have touched your ink.
3 DMG+ main gets you to 93 damage, which is quite unreliable but Sloshing Machine's spiral and coverage makes up for it some.
>>123574504
theyre probably on the fence and are waiting for "3/4" or some shit.
Any squads going on?
>>123574707
This comic isn't very good.
>>123573549
I want some giga puddi.
>>123574430
gyro > sticks
I'll get a squad going around 3 if anyone is interested
>>123574695
>Laptop labeled PC
>>123575145
I like it... Sorry
>>123574504
my connection shits the bed if someone calls, so i'm not a reliable host. maybe that's also true for some others?
Guess i wasn't clear the first time. NnidArmstrongHouston
Say if you are adding me/are already added and are joining.
>>123575313
I want to nerf Callie!
>>123575493
callie is a crutch waifu
>>123575313
well, it is a pc. it's a personal computer. it's just not a desktop computer.
>>123575325
Don't mind me, carry on
>>123575493
Callie is overpowered as fuck.
Can you even name a single squid sister that can compete with her in any field? I sure can't.
So what games does /ink/ play outside Splatoon? Hearthstone here.
>>123576063
Nothing atm. Waiting for XCX.
>>123575891
Marie outdoes her in assholishness
>>123576063
tf2 occasionally, but right now I'm mostly just reliving old games I sold years ago such as Metroid Prime and NFS.
>>123576063
MH4 here
>>123576063
i play hearthstone on the side, just waiting for a brawl that i can do all my quests in 'cuz i don't have a lot of cards.
fire emblem is pretty gud, waiting for the new one. trying to 100% super mario 3d world, too; saw some /ink/ ghosts for the courses.
>>123576063
God Hand
>>123576063
monster hunter
>>123576063
Animal Crossing, Pokemon and Puzzle and Dragons. I'm loving Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon, those fucking plot twists man.
>>123576063
puzzle and waifu
>>123576682
fuggg i was thinking of getting that one. i hear the beginning is super slow. how much does that put a damper on the experience for someone who already knows how to play?
>>123576754
It is definitely slow, but I think it's worth putting up with since the rest of the game is fantastic. If you're planning on buying it, don't go near mystery dungeon general on /vp/. It's filled with spoilers.
>>123577007
The only good mystery dungeon was the first one.
>>123576109
>Waiting for XCX.
My negro.
>>123577007
i did go to the mystery dungeon threads but only initially (do they not mark spoilers anymore?) cuz i was hoping someone knew where the fucking reviews for this game are. i don't take them as gospel but i do like to read them to get different perspectives.
>>123577007
>Don't go near /vp/ under any circumstance
ftfy
>>123577112
>not liking Sky
You some sort of new breed of faggot?
>>123577305
Pfft, that was the worst of the lot. I'd probably put Explorers of Darkness at second.
>>123577419
>not gates
Here's your (you), fag.
>>123577112
What makes you say that anon? Rescue Team was great but Explorers is just as good.
>>123577252
There are people who forget to mark spoilers, and then there are people who post fake spoilers and shit. It's better to just not go near it until you beat the game unless you need rescuing. I don't really know about the reviews since I don't check those out, but in my opinion it's up there with Sky. Definitely worth playing.
>>123577112
>>123577419
I don't believe you actually played Sky. There's no reason to rate Darkness above Sky.
I'm genuinely curious as to why there's very little blaster raging on this board. They have the same cheap 1 or 2-hit radius kills as rollers, so why do rollers get shit on disproportionately?
>>123578050
You actually have to aim Blasters.
Plus they're pretty much useless if people close the gap on you (especially the Rapid,) whereas Rollers get better the closer you are to them.
>>123578050
(non-Luna) Blasters are extremely easy for S/S+ players to rush-down, and Blaster 1-shots take a heavy degree of skill when your opponent knows to get in close.
Rollers have wide ass flicks and maul you especially hard at close-range.
>>123576063
love live school idol festival
I've been getting these non stop "connection unstable" messages after i'm 10 seconds in a match. It's been like this for almost a week.
>>123578050
get right up in a blasters face like touching them and its really difficult for them to do anything
>>123578050
Should've seen /ink/ in the past when Luna Blaster was considered TC cancer.
>>123578357
>You actually have to aim Blasters
>>123578853
it still is
>>123578050
i dont mind rollers, i only find luna blaster annoying>tfw i main chargers and i make rollers my bitches
SQUADS?
>>123578357
>>123578393
>>123578535
>>123578853
>>123578923
Good to know, just curious. I was considering picking one of them up for a while just to understand its strengths and weaknesses for myself.
>>123576063
I don't play a lot of video games these days cause I mainly play mtg but I do play fire emblem occasionally. I'm planning of finishing FE6 hard mode before the aussie's demo hack gets released. Also I'm finally going to givethe last promisea chance.
>>123578050
I recall people use to complain about blasters in TC before the nerf. They still do but it's less often cause blasters now have to aim at the tower instead of just shooting at the tower's direction.
>>123579167
Custom Range Blaster beats out (Custom)Blaster overall if you can handle the fire-rate difference
Luna Blaster has short range but is hard to stop, especially Neo Luna with Splat Bombs
Custom Blaster has some use at A+/S if you put on SC+/SSaver/Ink Res to ensure Bubbler is ready more often.
Use at least 2 Swim Speed+ subs to make getting into/staying at range easier, the acceleration bonus is a big factor.
I'll join you in a sec rainy.I really need to take a shit.
>>123578050
People just get angrier when they see what kills them up close and personal. Dying to a blaster is just like "of course I died, they have a huge blast radius they don't have to aim at all" whereas dying to a roller, the person knows they screwed up, but instead of owning up to it and learning from the experience, they come shitpost here about how much they hate rollers and make excuses for why they died. Also, Blasters aren't as common outside of a single ranked mode most people avoid anyways.
>>123576063
My main game before splatoon wasDota, but I don't play that much at the moment, a couple of games every so often. I play smash on my DS, and a little bit on my WiiU.
Apart from that,Skyrimand NWN2 on and off, as well as Beatmania IIDX.
>>123579821
Nice, I've usually stuck with Octobrush so I might try the Neo Luna just to get some Splat Bomb action going on. Opinions on the Rapid Blaster? Uselessly underpowered, or?
>>123580201
Rapid blaster depends entirely on you being able to space. I personally don't use it outside of tc
>>123580113
im not in a squad
>>123580201
Rapid Blaster has some uses when you stack DMG+ like an E-Liter for 99+ dmg direct hits
It's far from easy to use and I'd seriously recommend 96 Gal (Deco) instead, it takes extremely good spacing due to 3 bars of direct-hit
>watching a streamer
>3 luna blaster neos on both teams
is this what tower control has become
>>123580827
why do you think that weapon made a competitive team quit?
>>123580917
>'competitive' team quits because of Luna Neo
>>123580917
You mean an angry, irrelevant Australian guy, right?
>>123580827
It's powerful but Bubbler shuts down Blasters and eats Splat Bombs to the face.
Other Blasters have little/no problems shutting down Luna Blaster
Zink Mini Splatling is going to cause actual hell in TC, Sloshing Machine has a good shot at it also.
>>123581053
competitive splatoon in general is pretty irrelevant though
>>123581250
I bet you cant even jump and shoot
>>123581356
i can do that while super squidsuckbagging in enemy ink
>>123581250
>he doesnt know how to grateflounder
i dont even know how the hell i kill you,you were behind a wall
>>123581526
Load of bullshit is what that was.
hi blackrose
>trying to get to S by playing only solo queue
>>123580181
Nice setup man. I've been meaning to get into sows but I'm just so goddamn lazy. I just want to play sdvx ;_;
>>123581709
Ive done it on 2 accounts just wait for a rotation you can abuse on weapons youre good at and know you can win a lot on
If rank was separated for each game type do you think that would keep shitters out better?
>>123581729
Kek that's not my picture, I wish though. I just have a FP7, too poor for the RED.
>>123576063
The Witcher 3, gotta get those waifus.
>watching a carbon trying to roll over
somebody
>>123582170
>tfw i got roll over it
>>123582170
Every couple Splatfests, I roll over someone I didn't know was there and instead of getting splatted like usual manage to get the kill as I'm pinballed back and forth into roller bumping them multiple times for a kill. Always a good feel.
>>123581809
I'm doing my best, man. At least this way I can get some practice in and I'll get there when I get there.
>slowly turning into /ink/ TW lobby
>>123576063
Just purchased Insurgency, hopefully it's not dead in my region.
can someone tell me what it means when someone fucks off from the spawn circle 10 seconds before the game has even begun, then they dc right after? are they hosting the game or something and they have shit connection, or what?
>your team gets the squib
What ever happened to that nice splatoon doujin?
>>123583495
You're playing with Bum, thats what it sounds like.
>i got a phone call
im coming back lads
>>123583495
>>123584198
that's hilarious
>>123562709
>>123565093
I can usually change the console's country of residence to the one that the account is tied to. So I can access online features.
>>123583838
>lads
But I'm older than you :^)
>>123573631
Why she always got to go and spoil everything?
>accidentally leaving
I'll be back.
>>123574504
Anonymity, they just want to send friend requests without dropping their NNID on 4chan I guess.
>>123584394i like the word
>>123584198
i am fucking dying
>>123584198
It's funny, wewon that game.
rainy left the base before the match started
>All these wails
>>123584198
Seriously, why isn't there a spectate or record mode?
I wish you could change weapon without leaving the lobby
Drawfriend reporting in, anyone have any requests? I'll take the first 3, I don't know how much time I'll have.
>>123585240my gook powers are awakening
>>123585853
>>123585853
>>123585853
would love to have my squid drawn
>>123585853
rainy fix your internet you keep getting early starts
>>123585853
>Waiting for a spot to open up!
>>123586063
Kinda want to get back into ranking with anons in here but I feel like I'll be even worse than I was before since I haven't played in forever. The new updates keep tempting me to do so, but my pride and little-bitch-side say so otherwise.Any anons willing to put up with my shittiness?
>>123576063
Monster Hunter, GunZ,S4League.
>>123586307
Don't worry, man, I'm saving all the squiddos in a folder, I just can't guarantee I'll get around to more than 3 right now. If you're a regular, I'll probably get around to it eventually, so you won't miss it.
Bum_Nugglerprivate lobby in 5 minutes, reply if you send a FR.
>>123586606
thanks manor girl?
That entire match was fucking wild.
>>123586623
Sending.
>>123586606
>about to post
>update shows three replies already
>cancel post because too late
>several more replies
>guys it's too late wot u doin
>see this post
Well fuck.
Draw her doing a squat with a mean face.
>>123586428
Join our lobby, lad. It's fun, we don't care if you're shit.
>>123586623
>>123586623
Sent
>>123586606
Whenever convenient.
i dont even know how the fuck im getting this early starts
Ok, GG spontaneously turf lobby. Im done for now.
>communications error
HA
>>123585853
If you ever get too it, I'd like to use it for a story! Sorry for picture quality.
>>123587379
Lemon, I want you tofuckme.
>>123576063
all the shit in my steam library i haven't even installed yet
>trying to take the lower area rig instead of the top
>>123586623
3 spots open
>TW
>Get splatted by a Jap .96 Gal Deco
>They squidbag me
>"Why? Oh well fuck it."
>We win
>I'm the top scorer on my team and they're the bottom scorer on theirs
>This happens again where I win and score second best while they're still the bottom scorer with less than 400P and lost
>They leave
>Mfw
>>123588054
Sent,
>>123586623
>>123586816 This anon here. Sent.
>>123586623
It'd be nice to have one more person so we could have even teams.
Has anybody sent a FR since I started the lobby?
>>123584493
attention
>>123588281
Yep!
>>123588281
Yeah.
Bum lobby is kill for a minute while I clear out some space on my friends list.
>these early starts
>>123588064
Sometimes people squidbag because they're frustrated and just wanna vent it onto someone else.I do it a lot.
>>123584493
>she
GGs TW
So many sub 20s in the plaza now
Private lobby is back up
>notice the lobby is already full as I exit to accept FRs
Oh well, FRs acceptedm, lobby is open again.
>>123576063
Whatever indie game everyone's talking about each month.
Would you sploon a squib?
>>123589041
>level 16
>trying to bully squibs when they are a squib
>>123588465
That is a very bad way to vent it also they shouldn't be venting it onto a complete stranger
>Also implying its frustration and not being immature af and straight up taunting people, which makes matters worse.
>>123576063
>Literally haven't played any other games but Splatoon since launch.
>Have to clean a fine layer of dust off my XB1 and PC gaming rig weekly due to non use
Send help
ggs /ink/TWgreat taste on chargers sailorV
>>123587379
why the fuck im getting early starts?!
>>123589127
>squibs bullying squibs
Cute
>>123589207
I'll vent my anger onto strangers if I wanna anon.
>two casual as fuck squibs
What a treat.
>>123589241
i'll send a vacuum cleaner
>about to send FR to Sailor V
>he beats me to it
Already out of time. Ggs.
is there some private lobby going on atm?
Is there a TW room open?
>>123590217
The TW lobby wrapped up.
so how do you survive against bum when he comes out of your own teams ink and 1 shots you
>>123589273
thanks weatherman. too bad i suck at them ha
>>123589830
;)
>>123590523
hide in spawn
>>123590523
use chargers
>>123590523
What do you mean just git gud man haven't you seen his webms? He's just a pro :^)
man fuck using splatling in bum lobbies i can shoot someone 6 times and they just run up and kill me
POST WEBMS!!!
>>123590942
>>123590942
i wanna cum on callies feet
>>123591135
24 seconds and you didn't even get the kill, way to go man.
>>123591135
>not z-targetting
>>123590942
>>123590942
.
>>123591252
>everyone who posts webms are the people who recorded them
Retard.
>>123590523
You pray.
who /black friday/ here
dog bless america
>>123591428
right here, looking for a 3 pack
>>123590942
,
>>123591293
>Sit near rainmaker as enemy bursts it
>die
Awesome webm man, got any more of you dying stupidly?
>>123591295
Not very good but at least you actually got a kill.
At this rate we're gonna be outta weapons in 3 weeks if they keep doing 2 a week.
What are those crafty bastards at Nintendo plotting for January?
>>123590942
/
>>123591743
planning on not releasing anything else
>>123591626
im the charger on the webm
>>123591608
Got honestly nothing to say about this, what's the purpose even supposed to be? Is the new fad showing off your stupid deaths?
>>123591608
>Die from Seeker
Much WEBM
>>123591743
>tfw still waiting on the Octobrush Nouveau
where is everyone?
is a lobby up?
The worst here. Thanks guys, was fun g2g. Spots open in >>123586623
>>123591810
Almost impressive, would have been better if it weren't against retards.
>>123591864
Congrats man, is that supposed to mean something? You shot at the rainmaker and killed a retard, bravo. You also stood in front of a sprinkler and died, nice one.
>>123590942
Last one
>>123591865
>>123591913
I made that one when the deco first released, was just looking for something more gimmicky or interesting than just gameplay.
>>123592101
nope but its funny to watch
>>123592135
>responding to some bitchy newfag that complains about people posting stuff they don't like
Stop it.
>>123591626
>>123591865
>>123592101
>being this angry you dont have a capture card
>>123592058
>Using the Carbon Roller's Burst Bomb Combo to kill 1 enemy
Dude, what the fuck are these? CS:GO Highlight Reels?
>>123592135
>we will never relive the hype and salt ocean that was the first NA Splatfest
I still have fun with Splatfest but man Dog v Cats was just magical
>>123592248
i wonder if hes from /v/
i wonder what his rank is
>>123592058
Nice job man, I too have gotten kills before with a roller, it takes a lot of skill to do so so it's really good you got this moment recorded for us.
>>123592135
I'll let it slide then.
>>123592248
Yeah pretty much this, minus the newfag and complaining part as I'm not complaining nor am I new, pointing out idiocrisy as I see it, it's better if you don't reply since then I don't have to deal with idiots.
>>123592189
Actually it isn't, it's more depressing than anything else.
>>123592395
Aw man the Cat autist was hilarious.
I was on Team Cat so I was a tiny bit salty but oh boy that was just gut busting.
>>123591743
whats the final weapon going to be? Custom Hydra?
>>123592484
>minus the newfag part
Sure. /ink/ webms have always been used to showcase silly stuff. What makes them so different that you have to complain about them now?
>>123592306
I actually do, nor am I angry.
>>123591743
Christmas reskin weapons
Candycane brushes and ornament splat bombs
>>123592659
>/ink/ webms have always been used to showcase silly stuff.
>What makes them so different that you have to complain about them now?
They used to actually be silly or impressive. So far two could even be considered anywhere near silly or impressive. I'll give the swarm.webm a pass since it was apparantly made when bomb rush seeker was just released.
Any squads? jaimerussels
>>123592347
>>123592484
He died from the headbutt dummies, that's the cool part.
>>123592484
whats your nnid?
>>123592759
post some webms then and show us how its done ;^)
>>123590942
>>123593230
that day was fun
>>123592993
They're still silly, it's just that now it isn't showcasing stuff like squib randoms doing stupid shit, or nip lag. It's /ink/ players doing stupid shit, and bum lag.
If you don't like them, then don't watch them. Make some of your own if you have a capture card instead of shitting up the thread you autist.
>>123592484
>idiocrisy
>>123593195
First, why do you want my nnid?
Second, I have nothing to show, I've never used it with Splatoon mainly because there's never been anything for me to record, maybe one time I had an actual funny or impressive moment that would have been worth showing, but otherwise nada.
7/8 Bum lobby
>>123593524
Why are you so defensive about content being posted for once in a blue moon?
Its like you want this general to die.
>>123593524
why do you think?
so we know who is talking shit and has nothing to show as a couinterexample
nice excuse though bbz ;^)
so why are we still replying to this guy
>>123593749
bored
here is the updated version now including the ink hadouken
if octolings had a campaign
you'd be killin squibs
>>123593786
rolling
>>123593919
again, if you think you can do better than go right ahead
otherwise shut the fuck up
>>123593919
Yesterday it was Gyro vs Sticks
Today it's WebMs?
>>123594187
>not using gif
>>123594304
Ah, so gif vs webm?
>>123594304
>using gif
This isn't the stone age anymore
>>123591743
Retirement.
>>123593919
Never said it was an improvement, just said it's the same thing but with different people.
>guys look this guy swam right past me even though I was right infront of him
>guys I got my teammate to superjump to me while I was on a ledge so he fell off
>hey guys I killed 3 people while they were exiting spawn aren't I cool
>oh wow this nip killed me 5 seconds after I killed him isn't that crazy
I can do it too.When the fuck is the splatfest going to be announced.
>>123593707
This general would not die if these shit tier webms were not posted so no, you're wrong. I'm "defensive" because I'm sick of seeing things go to genuine shit.
>>123593745
>nothing to show as a couinterexample
So you're not allowed to be a critic unless you've made things yourself, alright, I guess movie critics are out of their fucking jobs because they don't know what's good or what's bad content since they've never made a movie themselves.
>>123594152
>You are not allowed to critique work unless you can do better yourself!
>>123585970
I've got just the lines as well if you aren't a fan of the colours, enjoy.
>>123594187
"Is that supposed to be impressive?" is our fresh-off-the-press brand new meme. Better learn to enjoy it.
I think Im done with bum lobbies a teleporting carbon with the range of a dynamo is too fucking much for me it makes me rage like nothing else
Please rate woomy in both freshness and efficiency /ink/-sama
The shoes are WIP
>>123572659
I want to fondle Marie's big burst bombs!
>>123594679
-impressive
>having that hard of a time hitting Bum when he's right in your fucking
>not even dropping a splat bomb
I'm mildly salty.
>>123594798
4/10
>>123594798
could be faster
>>123593919
>>123594516
how autistic do you need to be to type this shit out
>>123594798
average run speed gear/10
>>123594832
/ink/ memes are becoming too meta.
>>123594954
Maybe Charger autist has found a new hobby.
Complaining about webms.
Thanks friends! that was fun!
>>123593786
Shiiiet
>mfw I just ordered the squid amiibo
I want that rhythm game. It'll really spice up the waiting times
>>123593786
Finally
Thanks anon
>>123594449
Back then it was actually somewhat new or unique to see these things, people gradually got better at the game though and things changed, people learned mechanics better and whatnot. This shit is now just a bunch of recycled jokes and garbage, something funny would be getting killed after having an intense battle against someone by a stray sprinkler shot or impressive would be getting a triple kill and making a massive comeback right before the match ends, that might actually be impressive or worth watching. Dying intentionally to a sprinkler or getting a bunch of kills because you're playing against retards or have the advantage because you're lagging like a bitch isn't anything special, worth making, or worth watching.
>>123593656
lobby still going? if so any room still?
>entire enemy team gets d/c
>>123595335
Favourite Track:
Ink Me Up by The Squid Sisters>Ink Me Up
nice ddos
>>123594954
Better question, how autistic do you have to be to think standing in front of a sprinkler is funny or worth making a webm out of?
>>123594663
Nice. I like it.
Thanks
>>123595335
where did you order from?
>>123595657
Is that supposed to be impressive?
>>123595632
white ink when?
>>123595657
i asked you first
So, should I play the entirety of the single player before jumping into Turf Wars if I'm new to the game or is it fine if I jump back and forth between the two from time to time?
>dunks
>then gets splatted
>>123595983
Start off with single player to get the basics
Then go into TW until you can demolish
>>123595983
I'd say the latter. If you're itching to play online, no sense in forcing yourself through the single player.
>>123595983
you get some weapons on the SP go ahead
>>123595983
I'd go through the single player first, it's a good introduction to the mechanics of the game.
>>123595983
single player is pretty short and you get some weapons from it
>>123595721
Swedish online store having Black Friday sale on shit. Squid amiibo was the equivalent of like $15
>>123595657
epic, everyone who disagrees with me is impressive
>>123595983
If you want to spread it out, play through single player until you beat the first boss, after you get that scroll take it to Sheldon and get him to make the weapon, play turf war until you are at the level that you can buy that weapon then go back to do the next area of single player and repeat. That way you get to space out the single player stuff a bit more as well as try out a greater variety of weapons in Turf war instead of just gung ho for the meta and sticking with that until Ranked.
My giant gun > your lag, bum
>>123595725
>>123596413
I'm not fucking joking, you say this and laugh but I'm dead fucking serious was that supposed to be fucking impressive? Was it? Was it? You're not impressing fucking anyone.
>>123595829
I may be autistic but I'm not as bad as the guy who thinks a triple lag kill is impressive.
>>123596670
Nah, I think your autism is pretty impressive. I think it's supposed to be impressive.
>>123596670
>I may be autistic but
>>123596670
Was this supposed to be impressive?
i doodled a squidkid
>>123596925
cute!
>>123593786
>didnt saw it
ROLLING STONES
>>123596670
>I may be autistic but
>>123596925
Neat
>>123596670
do a few webs really trigger you this hard
>>123596925
I don't know why but when I look at it I get a Looney Tunes feel.
>>123596925
Looks like momoko from powerpuff girls z
cute
I wish I could get an ability setup this good on something that doesn't just look like my woomy rolled out of bed, threw on a shirt and shoes, and ran off to kick ass. How do you get the game to give you good rolls on shit that's actually fresh?
Wanna try making another one of those guides, what you would guys prefer a guide of, Carbon or Octobrush?
>>123597636
octobrush
>>123597636
carbon pls
>>123597636
>Making a guide for the most braindead weapons ever
>>123597636
Rapid Blaster
>>123597636
Octobrush
Has anyone seen any Brack Friday Bunduru squibs?
>>123597771
>>123597771
>implying I'm not retarded anyways and would like the effort to get a more complete view of how to use a weapon
>>123591024
What exactly is going on here?
How do I into gyro controls?
>>123598169
Play singleplayer with gyro.
>>123598169
inafter single player.
>>123598065
Something in Japanese parliament relating to changing Article 9 (the pacifist nation clause)
>>123598169
Just use the sticks man, it's more accurate.
>>123598169
wave the gamepad around like a jackass
>>123598169
turf war with motion controls at -1
literally fucking
just play, ok?
you're going to be shit at first, but keep playing, doesn't matter.
>>123598290
oh boy here we go
>>123598169
Imagine the gamepad is a butt that you can wobble with your hands.
>>123598332
No, no, we don't go.
>>123598169
Play single player. I got use to them by turning on gyro and setting it to max then played the final mission over and over again until it became second nature.
>>123598332
here we go what? It's true, human motions are not as stable as a stick.
>>123596578
Well, considering my lag does more harm than good, I'm inclined to agree.
I'd post a webm to demonstrate, but my captcha expires before it's done uploading every time I try.
>>123595450
Some things just lose their magic overtime anon.
But other people like it still, so that's why webms are still posted.
>>123598498
>I'd post a webm to demonstrate
Good, cause we need more fucking webms from you to see you're a fucking lagging piece of dogshit, thank you for the proof.
>>123598258
Ahh, thank you.
>>123598667
Was this supposed to be impressive?
>>123596670
impressive
>Someone super jumps to me and they knock me off the wall on rig
EPIC :^D
>>123599014
I feel so bad when this happens. It's better when I super jump and accidentally fall off the ledge myself and look like a total moron.
>>123597718
>>123597746
>>123597878
Alright, I guess I'll do Octobrush.
I'll use it for the next couple days to test abilities with it and get better at it before I make a guide.
>>123599014
I've had that happen to me before, it sucks.
>>123598667
I'm sorry you feel that way anon, lucky for you I only ever play in private lobbies these days, so the only people who play with me are people who want to.
>>123587821but I'm a girl
>4 splatty j's
>>123599414
; )
>>123599376
So?
>>123599376
Wait is this for real?
>>123599414
; ^ )
>>123599326
>the only people who play with me are people who want to.
Is this what you actually think?
>>123599909
Never.
>>123599376
>>123599730
>>123599909
>an /ink/ girl will never rape you
I will leave after this match
>>123600054
Well, considering I'm the one who hosts it, yes.
>>123600159
>A girl will never touch you
Fixed it
mmimamima...
I wish we all lived closer together so we could play matches together in real life. I think that would be fun.
>>123599326
>I only ever play in private lobbies these days
Why's that?
>>123600231
And if rainy hosted one or literally almost anyone else for that matter they'd join them too. It's not you, people just want to play in a lobby.
>>123600409
I do that too the 4 hour rotation system is awful
>>123600394
Anon that's kinda nice
No homo
>>123600394
/ink/ mansion when?
>>123600575
we hsg now
>>123600626A lot of generals have thrown around the idea
>>123600575
Someone make an /ink/ mansion picture.
>>123596925
I inked the squidkid
fuck this no fun allowed eliter faggot
>>123600871
I want this
>>123600871
That's an awesome idea, I'm gonna start on it.
>>123600971
Why not? It'd be awesome.
>>123600409
More friends, more fun. I'm at S+ and I don't need more cash.
>>123600449
If you didn't want to play in my lobby, you wouldn't.
>>123601023
I wasn't in that SoL thing at least I can be in this.
>>123601023
because the more you start talking about the general and not the general's subject, the more cancerous it becomes
>>123601062
People play in your lobby because they want to play in a lobby with /ink/ users, not because they want to play with you.
If you and scarth started a lobby at the same time I guaruntee you scarths would fill up first.
>>123600871
>A room for MCU
>With a giant "Third Place" trophy in the center
>>123601231
No one cares about god damn shitty tournament teams
Holy shit
>>123601231
Fuck yes do it. What other teams should we put in?
>>123601113
This guy has a point.
>>123601231
>>123601360
>>123600987
fuck you m8
>>123593786
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GDOwZOlvH9JUuFA93j9p8pjFCTeBfA0DjgF87GPo1PA/edit?usp=sharing
Will the Sloshing Machine be released on the rotation, or an hour before? I keep forgetting how it works.
how the fuck do you win museum splat zones.
>>123602009
this ain't gonna work when multiple people open the doc
>>123601230
>>123602034
On the rotation. So they don't have to stop twice.
>>123601741
:^)
>>123602108
oh well
>>123602009
>Anonymous Kraken
Who is the lucky winner?
>>123602115
Whatever delusions help you go on bud, it's the truth.
Just got the game, can someone explain abilities to me? So every time you play a match, the gear you're wearing suddenly gains a random ability?
>>123602509
When you get enough EXP into a piece of gear it'll randomly gain some ability(some aren't available as subs).
what weapons go best with run speed up?
i love going fast and being able to shoot.
>>123601230
>/ink/ users
>play with you
>>where "you" refers to an /ink/ user
???
>>123602626Rollers
>>123602626
zappers and l3 nozzlenoses
>>123602541
What does /v/ have to do with anything?
>>123602626
N Zap for ridiculous speed
Splatlings pretty much require it
Some would recommend it for the closer range shooters
>>123602626
N-Zaps.
>>123602626
splatlings
>>123585997
I hope you're a regular, because I AM going to get around to colouring this, but right now I like the lines enough by themselves to show you what I have.
>>123602626
You need some L3-Nozzlenose D in your life, right away. Doesn't it just roll off the tongue?
>>123602626
Splatlings, Nozzlenose, NZap.
>>123602692
Yes, people want to play with /ink/ users, not because they want to play with the one and only him, if he weren't the one making the lobby it would make absolutely no difference.
>>123601231
F
>>123602943
RIP
>>123602626
nzap
>>123602829
I'm here forever.
>>123602923
When my internet stops acting up I'm going to join his lobby just because it's him, just to spite you.
>>123602541
No, I really do agree, you've shown me the light anon. I see now that the only people who actually like playing with me are those few who have explicitly stated that they do.
>>123602009
I like it
>>123603160
You're not spiting me then, you're joining solely because you dislike me rather than because you had wanted to play with him.
>>123603084
Made in 5 minutes.
>>123603207
I like you Bum
>>123603207
You missed the point entirely.
>>123603248
I just need to find a way for multiple people to be able to independently use it at the same time.
Sort of like each person have their own read... only... copy.
Wait a minute,
If I make it view only can people still reroll it?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GDOwZOlvH9JUuFA93j9p8pjFCTeBfA0DjgF87GPo1PA/edit?usp=sharing
>>123603448
Please no bully the Bum
>>123603679
Doesn't seem so.
>>123603118
Join my gang
>>123603679
nope, can't reroll
>>123603767
oh well
>>123603679
Keep it view only. Everybody can just make their own copy to use.
>>123573381
Same desu
>>123603962
octotummy
>>123603448
You were right and I was wrong the whole time.
>New to game
>Win a match by .1 percent more of the map covered than the enemy team
>>123604193
I wish all pedophiles would die
I'll be soon getting this game, what are the pros to enjoy and get good at this shit?
>>123591252
Clearly got the kill in the end too.
>>123604525
Single Player then Turf to Level 10 then Ranked until Level 50 S+ 99.
Buy up just the meta weapons and spend all your money rollscumming until you have perfect gearWelcome to Splatoon
>>123604228
Are there more pics of marie wearing a uniform?
she's looks so fucking hot in them
>>123604525
use the tentakek splattershot and rape gay faggots until you get to higher ranks
just play a lot, dont bother with save scumming for rank or gear because you'll find yourself quitting and getting bored when youve "met" your goals too quickly by cheating
>>123604193
OctoTHIGHS
>>123604753
>name
Im tired, thanks for the games Bum lobby
>>123604345
The supreme hat really tops this image off
>>123604193
>pants are barely covering her pussy
holy shit
>>123593786
Not this fucking shit again
>>123604809
whoops
>>123604914
stop trying to fuck little girls anon
>>123604782
>you'll find yourself quitting and getting bored
>quitting
Don't forget, you're here forever.
>>123604990
Good thing it's just an illustration and I'd never do it in real life. Real life people and reproductive parts are gross.
i wanna sniff a woomys panties
>>123605130
that's what they all say.
>>123605130
thank you for reassuring me you people will be mercifully phased out of the gene pool
>>123605130
this
i'm lolicon not pedo
>3DPD
never ever
>>123605302
>i'm lolicon not pedo
those are the same thing
>>123605302
First phase: denial
>>123605274
>you people will be mercifully phased out of the gene pool
kek
Last match Bum Lobby, I got people coming over.
>>123605302
>never ever
never ever until...
did the drawfag come back?
>callie will never wrap you up in her tentacles as you cuddle
>>123605559
until what?
fuck you real children are disgusting
and drawings can't be hurt or influenced badly
>>123605681
then eat you
>Connection lost
Oh well thats a good sign to rest
GG Bum lobby
>>123605254
It really is though, real life penises and vaginas are fucking nasty. Especially if they aren't clean. Boobs can be nasty too, like gunk (I can't remember the name for this shit) can come out of nipples even if the lady isn't lactating.
But drawings are perfection, you don't get anything like that with drawings unless you specifically look for it.
Whats best, motion camera or stick?
Also why?
>>123605302
>>123605787
Worse ways to go
>>123605906
>motion camera
VR Splatoon when?
>>123605559
I know a lot of people who were sexually abused as children and they're completely fucked up. I feel really bad for them, they suffered a lot as kids and they're still suffering as adults. But no one is hurt when you fap to drawings.
>>123605896
I closed the lobby actually.
GGs everybody.
>>123605993
The day the mouse stops being the superior input method for aiming.
>you will never fall asleep on the couch with callie
why live
>I did a little digging and found exactly what you wanted
>oh that's cute, he's proud of himself for getting me an empty shirt just like I ordered
>
>>123606532
>empty
>>123606756
I remembered it being empty when I ordered it because I don't pay attention to slots when I order new gear just to have it
>>123606114
ggs
>>123606869
So he filled your empty shirt with random abilities for you?
Starting a squad.
NNID:Gotta_Be_Blue
>>123607218
I don't want to join your squad.You're not Bum!jk
>>123607218
about to join
Wii U is doing that thing, where you turn it on and it doesn't load anything up
now I have to walk to my Wii U
>>123591024
>those guys in pink and purple
>>123607225
>max def up
>Inkbrush Shield
>it now take 2 full charged charger shots to splat
>>123607225
I'm really inking it!
>>123607438
Sourpuss anon has birthed the worst meme yet.
>>123607438
not funny
>>123607659
-/+ don't do shit anyways, might as well let us control music volume or sound fx volume with them
>>123607732
I'm really feeling it?
Marie's butt!
>>123607659
Start match, pause, do something else for 3-5 minutes. Come back, accept my S+ Rank.
i wanna cum on callies tentacles
>>123607218
>>123607438
>>123607501
Room's up.
Do we have a fourth?
>>123607993
>>123607784
Mid match that'd probably be the least of my worries.
>>123607993
me too.
>>123607821
Yes, Marie's butt!
>>123608001
b-butblue, you haven't added me back yet
>>123608176
you fucked up
>>123607501
>Wii U is doing that thing, where you turn it on and it doesn't load anything up
Something similar happened to me and my gamepad wouldn't resync at all, and everything online was saying "call Nintendo", "send it in for replacement/repairs"
>>123608284
I just turned it off and on again anon
my gamepad is synced again
>>123607821
i want to shove my face in it and sniff it
okay
I don't know how we lost that
why the fuck did OFFSHORE disband
>>123609008
fuck off
>>123609054
:^ )
>>123572659
>still no splatfest news
.... I want to believe that it was just the holidays.
But... how come I get the feeling that Splatournament will be Splatfest for the entire world at once from now on and no more regions?
>>123609302
isn't splatournament a treehouse thing, not something everyone joins from their consoles?
>>123609008
The team just couldn't stand being about Bat Nam anymore.
>>123609008
imagine if you had to play with a turbo sperg like bat nam every day and you still weren't even top 5 in a meta full of garbage players
>>123609302
>Splatournament
That's a closed tournament for members of the treehouse.
If it actually uses ranked modes, I'm really interested to see what weapons they'll use and how good the players are. A past shooter I played had a team of developers that were worse at the game than 10 year old children, only one guy on the dev team was any good at the game and bothered to listen to the game's top players, but he left to work on Battlefront unfortunately.
>>123609520
The intern will be the only one with a chance of hitting S. The rest will be B+s at best.
>>123609520
Going by the past Treehouse streams they are barely a cut above the rabble the game assigns you during Splatfests.
But this isn't about watching displays of skill, this is about the handsome Erik getting more screentime. I hope he notices me!
>they're releasing a better rapid blaster
>great sub and special
>it's a fucking washing machine for maximum meme
i've found my new main
sprinkler and inkzooka variant might be nicer though
How do Inklings take showers/baths?
If they delude in water, how would they clean themselves?
We're getting wrecked
>>123609976
it was changed to point sensor+inkzooka. the totally-not-the-luna-neo variant will be better for sure.
>>123610142
Maybe they use ink based solutions for everything.
>>123609520
>A past shooter I played had a team of developers that were worse at the game than 10 year old children
"Just because… (we) work on this game, I would like to make the disclaimer up front that that doesn't mean we are the most amazing players. Please understand that" ~ Tezuka 2015
>>123610142
they have to lick themselves clean
>>123610206
>point sensor
well that sucks since they nerfed it, i guess this variant is better after all
>>123610412
So that's where the other tentacle was hiding.
what is the competitive splatoon scene looking like for the future? what does everyone think? will it die after all the dlc is out? will nintendo start hosting official local tourneys? what will happen?
>>123610570
>competitive splatoon scene
>>123610570
Nintendo really should help push it. It may not get big, but maybe it could be on the level of smash.
>>123610570
100% Japanese
>>123610570
>competitive splatoon scene
>>123610570
the western scene is a joke ruled by autistic manchildren and tiered by who lags the worst. it'll die once pokken or whatever the next big "competitive" autist-magnet comes out. the japs seem to have their shit together so maybe it'll stay alive there.
>>123610863
Pokken Hype!
>>123610413
Point Sensor/Inkzooka is still decent considering it's a modified Rapid Blaster, shitting on everyone at/around max range.
>>123610570
Zink Mini is going to be a terror, 2.8 bars of rapid-fire and Disruptor/Bubbler is hardly fair.
I'm hoping for more Splatling users since Heavy Deco demolishes 96 Deco and has ridiculous leverage when played well.
There's definitely a skill/tactics gap between Western and Japanese players at comp level.
Adapt or die is how things work in ranked.
>>123611060
it's funny how memories always sticks with the same luna blaster/dynamo/e-liter/52 gal combo for every single map. and yet they still walk all over western 96 deco spamming teams.
>>123610794
>Not big
>Smash scene
lol
>>123610570
The western meta will remain only good for the shitposting culture surrounding it while the Japanese meta will continue to be brutally efficient while also still being centered around the same twelve weapons that have already proved their worth.
>>123609976
Why do we keep losing?
>>123611194
96 Deco is terrible when roped into sustained combat and the 96 Gal line sucks when dealing with decent Chargers
Splash Wall will stop Chargers shots, but you can't do jack shit about them with Kraken
It's a strong weapon but requires teammates with high coverage weapons to avoid getting shit on.
>>123611586
because you suck nerd lol
Rate my squid.
>>123610680
Grinch inkling makes me so uncomfortable
>>123611975
Stranger danger/10
>>123610570
>New update
>add new hairstyles
>add Club Logo
>you can now create a Club (8 members)
>There will be a Ranking Board
>It will be reset each Month
y/n?
>>123612027
I really wish /vg/ had sound for it's webms so I could post the grirch webm.
I played with the Japs yesterday, won most games. Today I played with NA/EU and ended up losing quite a bit and wondered why my teammates were playing so poorly.
Then I realised today is the day a bunch of unfresh squids joined our ranks. And matches became a contest of who had the least squibs.
Now's the perfect time to get some genuine funny webms from dynamo rollers who roll over their own ink, or spend minutes inking walls thinking they count towards score.
>>123612053
Clubs are an awful Idea and would lead to even more circlejerking and drama.
3/4 Tim/MiiMii/Luar squad
id: Nizmo-Indian
Tell me if you sent a request
pass: 1111
>>123610206
Maybe they changed it to Point Sensor to help hit around obstacles?
It was probably changed because the Sprinkler charged Inkzooka too quickly, but maybe it was changed to Point Sensor specifically for that?
>>123612053
>There will be a Ranking Board
>It will be reset each Month
Splatnet
>>123612251
>using a pass
fucking why?
>>123612323
it's not a splatling m8. it throws out ink hadoukens that hit the floor with a huge AoE, it can hit around obstacles all by itself.
>>123612251
i'll wait another 25 minutes for rotation
>needing a pass
>>123612053
>>add new hairstyles
only good part
>>123612323
It's extremely likely Sprinkler charges Inkzooka too fast (Echo charges at extreme speeds), and there's already Forge SSP/H-3D with PS/Inkzooka that aren't broken powerful.
>>123612382
Maybe wants to make sure they're from /ink/ and in the thread right now I guess.
>>123612509
can you guys shut the fuck up about tia for just one thread
>>123612382
He was playing with his clan buddies and didn't want us to flood in before they could get there, but now he can't find 4
>level 6
>keep being matchmade with high level Japanese
Is it morning in Japan or something?
>>123612715
new to the game? the japs never sleep, you'll always find them in your lobbies.
>>123576063
I used to play MGS V, but when MGO came online my xbox live ended and after that i got borrd that i was onky doibng FOB and was too lazy to capture all animals (98%of the game complete)
How will this new weapon work?
>>123612715
Right on the money. 10:42am
>>123612597
>>123612475
I think it's their team, if they dont find a 4th they come here, if they got full squad they put pass before someone else joins
>>123612880
just like ryu in street fighterspam that shit!
HEY GUESS WHAT YOU DUMB SHIT I'M IN FUCKING ENEMY INK HOW ABOUT NOT FUCKING UJMMPING TO ME GOD DYOFUCK
>>123612956
-tia
>>123612956
3/4 squad, jump in
Add Sr.Pinky
>>123612509
Fires ink spirals, essentially a Rapid Blaster shots that always deal splash damage.
Hits for 76 direct, 38 splash/spiral.
Maxes out at 98.8 on direct hits with max DMG+ (3+9), realistically it caps at around 92 dmg/shot (3 DMG+ main).
>>123612715
It's about 10AM so yes, and Turf War MM matches you based on how well you play.
Jump into Ranked ASAP at level 10, you'll start at C- and work your way up as you get better.
Gear only really starts to matter at around A+/S rank, though it definitely makes things easier overall.
flc called it, he said there'll be a big skill gap between japanese play and westerners, we're fucked if we don't adapt
>>123612938
what
I found the tranny's video of it, and it just seems like a rapid blaster... All my hype is killed desu. I was hoping for a ohko slosher.
>>123612956
At least use Stealth Jump so you can hit the ground.
Too many people on 4chan. Captcha's asking me to help spynet again.
>>123612897
yeah they normally use skype or steam
I want to fuck Callie
>>123613196
You say that like everyone doesn't know that already, S rank has gotten particularly brutal recently also.
I'm essentially forced to use Heavy Deco (borderline OP, held back by wind-up) or CRB to hold S rank, everything else doesn't have enough leverage to wipe out meta weapons/builds.
>>123613248
>ohko slosher
and use up the entire ink tank.
>>123613412
>Playing video games with your friends is autistic
>>123613274
-jayring
>>123613274
/ink/ steam group when
>>123613412
where the hell do you think you are? anybody that comes to the chinese girl cartoons imageboard has a degree of autism.
>>123613537
never you faggot.
>>123603084
What run speed works when your using a weapon? I thought it was ineffective except when you run normally
>>123613274
Nope
>>123613763
I want competitive autists too leave.
>>123613760
Works on everything except the weapons you'd expect it would work on the most.
>>123613760
Run Speed+ definitely affects shooters, but not Sloshers/Rollers
Quite mandatory to have 1 main on all Splatlings (including Hydra) cause you walk around lots while unloading.
>>123608080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfNn217p_fk
>>123613904
The people displayed there only interact with /ink/ whenever they an additional player to get a full squad going or were never from this general.
MY TIME HAS COME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swPlzzavzWg
>That huge flash of light the slosher makes on a direct hit
Well, I'm done for now
Don't know if you guys are gonna go on, but GGsJesssquad
>>123613763
kek scarth please go
> TFW you didnt claim your cash with judd before map rotation
>>123613763
>Tfw you'll never be in this chat among these gods
Any squad up?
Slosh lobby when
SHABUSHABU SQUAD
join us 3/4
>>123614615
sent
>>123614545
man it must suck not having real friends for us then...
>>123614413
ggs. Thanks for squadding.
>>123614615
>join the squad
>realize I don't own the new weapon
>go buy it
>try joining te squad again
>full
y-yeah...
New weapon hype!
>>123614545
you're losing on much, believe me.
>>123615194
I HATE IT
>>123614909
>>123614909
sorry... lunar
what's a good Splatfest idea? Something that would everyone can relate to but wouldn't have an obvious winner
This is neat as fuck. I might actually enjoy this slosher.
What kind of external hard dive do you own /ink/?
Skub vs no Skub
New weapon seems interesting. With enough Damage Ups, the splash damage becomes a 2shot. Not sure how important that'd be.
Has roughly the same range as the Slosher, which is a little disappointing. This thing was supposed to be a long-range grenadier-type weapon.
>>123614909
sorry bb
i really like this new slosher
>>123615556
Delete some past recordings and you won't need to shop for a new drive any longer, Scarth.
>>123615645
>pro skub fags
>>123615893
>Hating skub
>>123616020
>actually supporting skub
>>123615820
When I installed my capture card I just installed a 1tb hard drive my cousin gave me after he took apart an old media server.
>>123615727
It seems most dangerous for TC, with arcing splash and extended range over Luna Blaster.
>>123616112
>Hating skub
You may as well go gay for dicks now
skuby duby du
>>123616550
we all know that bush's pro skub policies were the leading cause of gay in today's society
stay in denial
>sloshing machines everywhere
>on ranked
Cant you fuckers test that thing out on turf?
>>123616943
>tfw topping the scoreboard with the slosher on ranked
git gud
>Sounds good, doesn't it!
>What are you--!?
>*whoosh*
>Fufufu... Finally, I've caught Glasses-kun~ Try getting your way out of this one
>Squelcher-saaan!
>What was that all of a sudden?!
>Uwaaaaaa *drag*Almost submitted without the image, but failed the captcha
Sometimes this board is looking out for me
ok im tired of these maps
wanna play on a private lobby?
I miss the days when a new weapon would come out and everyone in turf would be using it
>>123616929
Gore is that you?
Are you still this mad?
>slosher has the same impact sound as a charger
NO NINTENDO
THAT'S LAZY
>>123617649
Blasters make that sound too.
>>123617496
I'm seeing lots of people using it a ranked stream, and testing range already makes it clear it's more of a handicap than anything like Hydra.
Hell you know a weapon is bad when Rapid Blaster beats it out.
>>123617496
I hated the day N-Zap 89 came out and ruined splatfest with all the inkstrikes from weapons that weren't mine.
I hated even more the day of the Splatfest right after the release of both the Slosher and Heavy Splatling again with Inkstrike spam.
>>123617649
The sound of connecting.
>>123617704
Rapid Blaster's my least used weapon. 36p turf inked.
>>123616116
>It was actually him
I had a hunch but it's distressing just how many people I can recognize going only by their writing voice and tittles of information about themselves they've disclosed in the past.
Anyhoo, I picked up a Western Digital drive last year following a recommendation from a friend that dabbles in /g/ but he could just have been regurgitating 'facts' he heard from an anon that didn't actually know what they were talking about for all I know, so maybe consult several people before jumping on one. Honestly I think if you just choose one that's cheap and has the capacity you're looking and optionally 7200RPM if you mind the speed you'll be fine, possibly, perhaps. Maybe.
>completely destroying enemy team
>"the connection is unstable"
What weapon would you recommend with these abilities, im using the SSJr atm
>>123617959
That wasn't me you were replying to initally, I was just explaining that I already had a hard drive sorted. I probably should have said that I have plenty of space (800 gb) free on it, so I'm not going to need a new one anytime soon
>>123618117
is this a normal thing lately? holy fuck ive been disconnection left and right all week
>>123618183
Heavy splatling deco
>>123618183
Anything but Inkstrike/Killerwail.
>>123618183
Mini Splatling or Heavy Splatling Deco, L-3D works also due to Kraken.
>>123586047
Shit, sorry for taking so long, ran out of time sooner than I expected. Again, same as last guy -- I'll add some colour, but for now here's the lines to tide you over.
>>123618238
>>123618279
>>123618298
Duly noted
I fucking hate this weapon, but it's pretty fun...
how did they manage to cram so much perfection into one girl?
>>123618220
My Internet keeps cutting out on me.
I had to stop playing ranked.
I want to see 8 man slosher matches
>the win animation for the sloshing machine
Fucking hell, that's some fingerstrength.
>>123618679
By giving the better clothing style, tentacle colour and sass to the other girl
wanna play on a private lobby?
>>123619018
>the losing animation for the sloshing machine
ded
>>123619036
>better tentacle color
Yeah, for a senior citizen costume
>>123619138
yes please
>the sloshing machine is actually a good weapon
I'm happy since the Hydra Splatling was mediocre.
>Pocky
>>123619036
white tentacles means white ink.Marie's secretly a trap!
>>123619345
It has uses, but Slosher(easier to hit above/below with) and Rapid Blaster(99.9 direct-hit) give it stiff competition.
>switching to luna blaster
starting a private lobby in 15 minutes
ID:rainylol
>>123619846
im coming! sha
squad is over
, let's move to lobby
>>123619846
sent
>>123619816
You can handle it.
>>123619846
Thanks for humoring me in turf war! Looking forward to the lobby
>>123606376
>that outfit
gnyesh
I wonder if inklings use kraken mode for kinky sex.
>>123620442
oooh they do
gg bucket squad
>>123619846
where is the lobbyyyy
>>123620607
4 more minutes gotta check FR
Slosh machine's fuckin great
Way better than the crap deco bucket and even crappier hydra.
>>123620582
ggs we had some fun
>*munch* *crunch*
>It's useless, if Callie is trying to eat cooler than me!?
>The cool feeling of liquor
>*Shit I don't know what that says*
>>123620582
ggs!! :)
>>123619846
starting now!
you can bring whatever you want
>>123620561
That came off much gayer than I think the artist intended.
>>123620607
waited for the lobby 10 mins
and full....
This weapon is fucking good
>roll over 3 guys
>>123621060
He drew a boner; I think the artist was going for the gay feeling.
STOP FUCKING BOTTLENECKING ALL IN THE SAME SPOT
YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING DIE
got d/c from lobby, ang spot taken by shabu
ggs, i guess
SO CLOSE
>connection lost
>connection to the host has been lost
sorry guys
lobby died
re-open again
>>123622470
sorry but lobby was killl now's your chance
Alright. I'm bored of it.
>You will join the next available battle.
>Battle starts without me joining
>>123622826
still full
I just got this game? How do i become ika musume? I just hit level 4 and i dont see it in the shop
>3 to 4
DAMN
Alright squids,
4.- Callie with her biggest smile.
Stay tuned tomorrow for more.
>>123623423
It gets cycled through randomly.
>>123623595
now I'm sad de geso
>>123623423
The shops are randomized every day. You can also order the clothes off the inklings you see in your plaza by talking to them and pressing X. Though it is more expensive this way for new players.
>that sorta kinda speedrun
>>123623570
Good job drawfriend
>tfw sometimes I wonder how fun it would be to squad with ink
>tfw I know if I do there's no going back
>>123623932
do it, it's fun
>>123623983
don't listen to this anon
no one escapes
>>123624032
small price to pay
Does anyone want to squad?
FUCKIN CHOICE
>>123624453
im down
>>123624453
sign me up
>>123624453
I'm up for it
>>123624623
>>123624715
>>123624772
NNIDscarth23
Will start in 5 minutes, in case you need to send a FR
>>123624453
Squid, here.
this luna bitch
>that ending
Holy fucking shit
>two blasters on one team
hahaHA
>get splatted by Shabu
>he taunts me
>from the side it looks like he's flipping me off
>>123625021
Easy on the salt.
>0/3
kek, got rekt
>>123624885
Starting
Marie being unable to run for more than 5 seconds without going into a furious hacking fit!
Anyone want to squad?
NNID:W0lfhound
Speaking honestly, do you guys think that tournament play will ever see some weapon variety, or will the same 7 or 8 weapons continue to dominate the meta?
Will any of the new or unreleased weapons be good enough to see common use?
>>123623856
Thanks!
>>123623570
she's so happy!
>>123625856
Seems to be more of a mindset issue
Heavy Deco can dominate solo ranked when used well, Zink Mini is going to be terrifying with Disruptor/Bubbler
Octo Noveau has high potential, Splat Bombs/Inkzooka is a fierce range-extending kit.
>>123625856
I kind of want Tournies to just leave, i've never enjoyed their communities.It made me quit going to local melee meetups.
>>123625856
The problem with half the weapons is that I look at them and think "oh, it's basically a splattershot but handicapped" or "oh, it's basically a shitty blaster with an aoe attack".
They keep adding these weapons to serve some sort of niche but they don't even do their niche well. When was the last time a slosher actually killed me by throwing the ink over a wall?
last game lobby i need to get some dinner
>>123625856
zink mini will break splat zones completely, rest will probably be bad though
gal weapons just shouldn't exist at all, I think we'd see a lot more variety and balance if they were removed
Where were you when the best weapon to ever feature in this game came out?
>>123626472
Dropping both Gal and Splattershot would be interesting, forcing players to be more accurate with other weapons.
Though Neo Splash/Mini Splatling would easily replace the hole of Tentatek.
>>123626601
I was playing the game at the time
ggs /ink/, it was fun
Thanks for playing, lobby boys! That was really fun you all played pretty damn well
>>123627102
Ggs
GGs rainy lobbytop blaster shenanigans
gg everyone i had a lot of funsorry if it was short
>Get the dunk
>Connection has been lost
This fucking game
New Thread:
>>123627324
>>123627324
>>123626601
Sleep.
>>123625676
I'll squad with you if you're still around.Bring your Ika Musume get up.
woomy
mannnmenimi!!! ~
>>123627591Holy shit I haven't done an Ika Squad since August
Alright, putting squad up now.
>>123623932
90% of all of the S players on /ink/ play like garbage.