/bwg/ - BioWare General #884 (old /dag/)

>>123554474
miranda loved you the moste

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c(´･ω･` c)

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How do you want your franchise senpai?

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DAILY REMINDER to spot and ignore psychopaths
>Psychopathy is traditionally defined as a personality disorder characterized by enduring antisocial behavior, diminished empathy and remorse, and disinhibited or bold behavior.
>Boldness. Low fear including stress-tolerance, toleration of unfamiliarity and danger, and high self-confidence and social assertiveness.
>Disinhibition. Poor impulse control including problems with planning and foresight, lacking affect and urge control, demand for immediate gratification, and poor behavioral restraints.
>Meanness. Lacking empathy and close attachments with others, disdain of close attachments, use of cruelty to gain empowerment, exploitative tendencies, defiance of authority, and destructive excitement seeking.

>>123554735

Just politically correct my shit, familia

>>123554735
c-can you make my choices matter?

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In his life Hawke truly loved only Varric, but they weren't destined to be together — he had to escape from Kirkwall. When he returned, he resumed his relationship with Varric, but his beloved drowned during a walk through the Storm Coast.
Hawke decided to resurrect Varric. He carried a baby by himself and gave birth with the help of blood magic. He raised the boy, calling him his son. He mentions the child's prototype, Varric, as Hawke's father. With age, Varric Jr., unawared of his true origin, begins to resemble the deceased more and more, and Hawke begins to re-experience the unforgotten feelings. Throughout his maturation Varric begins to experience a vague feeling like the memory of a past life. He accidentally meets up with the mother of real Varric and very vaguely recognizes her.
Hawke feels jealousy of suddenly appeared Varric's girlfriend, Bianca, who also stayed at their home, but being both a lover of Varric and his father, he can not speak openly about it. The growing tension in the family puts everyone on the verge of insanity, and the girl eventually goes away, and Varric demand an explanation from Hawke. Finally, he shows him a piece of red lyrium with the images of former Varric. When he learned that he lives a second time, Varric is going through the shock and misunderstanding of what he is and who is Hawke for him. At first, he pounces on him in an attempt to hurt him, but this impulse turns into a passion, and they make love. Soon Varric feels able to understand everything, and, saying only "thank you", leaves his home, and Hawke realizes he is pregnant again.

>>123554895
If that choice is kill all white cis men, then yes

>>123554972
thank god

>>123554735
Stay the FUCK away from ME...

>>123554712
(´・ω・)つ(・(・Kneading tits

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Solas morning, /bwg/.
>>123554735
Add more elvhen lore please.
>>123554793
I'm glad I don't know any people like that, sounds tiresome.
>>123554814
>>123554895
>>123556003
Stupid memesters.
>>123554972
Um sorry but some of the most important Dragon Age charactres are white and cis, so it's not going happen.

Why kill /dag/ in favor of /bwg/?

>>123556489
there was a poll, you should have woken up earlier.

>>123556489
Because /dag/ is pretty much out of Dragon Age material to talk about and nobody who likes Dragon Age even posts here.

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>>123556003
Don't worry senpai. I trust my friends at the ME team to make a safe and progressive game on their own. After all, the only place more progressive than a fictionalized medieval world is our own world hundreds of years into the future

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>>123556783
>they employed some friend of Jennifer Hepler to write for ME:A
Things are looking up indeed.

>>123556783
buxom blonde human women........

>>123556865
Um... /dag/ likes Hepler...

>>123556952
Speak for yourself

>>123556952
Only dwarf-fags who forget that she didn't write the dwarf noble origin, and Andersfags.

>>123557113
Damn, she wrote Sebastian too. He was boring as shit.

>>123557113
She wrote the dwarf lore, Paragon of her Kind w/Kristansjon(who should've taken over as lead desu, he's fucking great), Anvil of the void, and I think but I'm not sure that she wrote most of the chant of light. I liked her and don't think she deserved being bullied out of the job, that whole thing was as immature as the whole "ME3 ending raped me" fiasco

>>123557453
>She wrote the dwarf lore
I'm not sure about this, I don't remember who exactly did it though so it might have been her.
>who should've taken over as lead desu, he's fucking great
He's either working on the new IP or has been kicked out, kind of sucks since he's probably the oldest Bioware writer left in the company.
>I think but I'm not sure that she wrote most of the chant of light
Pretty sure that was Mary Kirby.
>I liked her and don't think she deserved being bullied out of the job, that whole thing was as immature as the whole "ME3 ending raped me" fiasco
Can't say I liked her personally (her stuff was either too boring or too stupid for my tastes), but yeah, the whole thing was dumb because it's not like if she was personally responsible for the fiasco that was Dragon Age 2.

>>123557675
>Pretty sure that was Mary Kirby.

Yeah it was.

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Alright guys, I want to play through the expansion packs for NWN with a single character. What's the best build for most enjoyment? When I played the OC I always felt like I was missing out on something. I first tried a dwarf warrior but he kept failing persuasion checks and wasn't very fun to play as. I tried a mage focused on necromancy but he kept getting one shotted. I tried a rogue but she was awful at combat and there's so many trash encounters that it got very boring to play. I've pretty much given up on the original campaign now but I want to play the expansions as I've heard they were good. What's a good class, race and build for that? I want to be a steaming hot elf who can both talk her way out of trouble and still be able to deal with the combat in a fun manner.

The two classes I've considered is either playing as a paladin or as a bard. Would that work? Any suggestions at all would be most welcome.

>>123559303
Spellcasters are kind of shit compared to fighters in NWN, so avoid bard. I'd say go with paladin if you have trouble with dying and persuasion checks -- they're sturdy, have high CHA and persuade asa primary class skill.
> I've pretty much given up on the original campaign
Can't say you're missing out.

hello...
how are you...

>>123559990
Shut the fuck up.

at least i can say that i've tried...

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>>123556486
Good morning! Another day, another Solas.

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>>123559632
I've never played as a paladin before. Anything special to keep in mind? What should my stats look like and what's the best race to pick? What feats are good? I'm not used to RPGs giving me so many options.

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>>123560471
Nice to see you, vhenan.

>>123560471
>>123560569
Pls go away, faggots.

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>>123556489

Because we can now legally share our swtor stronghold lifestyles.

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>>123556893
In a Bioware game? Never. Ever.

>>123560523
>Anything special to keep in mind?
I don't remember if that feature is present in the OC, but you pretty much can't steal anything in the expansions because that gives you chaotic points and a paladin must stay lawful good. You generally have to be consistent with your alignment in dialogs too.
>What should my stats look like
At least 16 charisma, about 14 strength and constitution, 10-14 wisdom (depends on how much spellcasting you're planning to do). Intelligence is the least important for a paladin, I think. You can get it to 9 or something. Charisma and strength are the most important stats, look out for items that increase them as you play.
>and what's the best race to pick?
Human is probably the best for any class because of extra skill point bonus, but I think an elf or a half elf would work too since they don't have a penalty to their charisma. I know half-orcs have it for sure, not sure about dwarves.
>What feats are good?
I remember that feat that adds a bonus to your attack based on your charisma being useful, there's also a bunch of extra undead turning stuff, but I can't remember their names off the top of my head. There are a lot of guides for pretty much every class though, you should check those out. Blind fight is useful for any class though, I always take in NWN and NWN2.
>>123561310
That doesn't look like a buxom blonde to me.

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>>123560471
>>123560569
>The time between the posts is exactly the time you have to wait until imagesamefagging + uploading an image of that size

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>>123561372
>That doesn't look like a buxom blonde to me.
That's because it's a character from a Bioware game. I don't think there is a single one fitting that description.

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>>123561372
>I don't remember if that feature is present in the OC
Nope, nobody cared when my greedy dwarf ransacked the plague ridden houses while the coughing dying occupants looked on with teary eyes.
>You generally have to be consistent with your alignment in dialogs too.
This is good to know.
>>123561372
>At least 16 charisma, about 14 strength and constitution, 10-14 wisdom (depends on how much spellcasting you're planning to do). Intelligence is the least important for a paladin, I think. You can get it to 9 or something. Charisma and strength are the most important stats, look out for items that increase them as you play.
This is super useful, thanks!
>I remember that feat that adds a bonus to your attack based on your charisma being useful,
This sounds overpowered, didn't notice anything like that while making my other characters, is it high level one or something?
>Blind fight is useful for any class though, I always take in NWN and NWN2.
Will do!

Thanks for the help, hopefully I will be able to have fun now. Playing the early OC several times was a drag. Especially the second time around. Hopefully the expansions are as good as people say they are.

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>>123561479
>being this delusional
Stop shitposting.

>>123562018
He's probably right tho. Stop samefagging, faggot.

>>123562018
Just step your samefag game up, that was whack.

>>123561856
Well, Shadows of Undrentide is nothing special other than some funny moments with Deekin, but it's still worth playing because your character carries over to the next expansion. Hordes of the Underdark is really good though even with the dated visuals, you can see a lot of Gaider in the setting and the plot.
It's been a while since I played them, sorry for not being more specific.
>>123562474
I don't even know wtf is a whack.

>>123561547
Pretty much every Mass Effect girl gets boob and ass implants between 2 and 3 (other than Miranda who already had them), can't get much more buxom than that.

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>>123562786
Blonde women aren't allowed in Bioware RPGs though, they're too pure and hot.

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>>123562875

>>123562947
She's a lesbian though. They would probably have put her in a wheelchair too if they thought that they could get away with it. See, a normal healthy blonde woman is heresy and goes contrary to the "diversity" agenda they have, therefore they need to need them some sort of negative so that they don't have as much "privilege" as normal women have. It's only alright as long as she's dysfunctional.

>>123563113
She was also a dumbass

>>123563113
>need to need them
Need to GIVE them.

>>123562875

Uhm, calpernia... or whatever her name was...

>>123563207
Retard you mean, yeah. A mentally deficient dyke.

>>123563242
Who?

>>123562786
In ME2, Miranda literally had the biggest breasts in the galaxy.

In ME3, Liara, EDI, Ashley, and a bunch of NPCs outclass her.

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>>123563242
>this
>buxom
>>123563312
Wow rude.

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So Bioware games have a reputation of being dating sims with action or RPG parts mixed in, but does anyone of them feature a romance that you don't initiate but rather your partner does? One where you can't just end their advances and they simply will keep trying to make you fall in love with them? Or are they all just power fantasies where the player always have complete agency over everything?

>>123563534
>Wow rude.
But it's true.

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>>123562947

Yeah blonde elves are allowed because they're still coded as PoC.

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>>123564320
Ayy llamao

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>>123564320
>giving Aerie normal person hair
Blasphemy.

>>123564513
>>123564562

You're right her hair was messed up. It's been so long since I've played BG2 I didn't even realize it.

>>123564293
>does anyone of them feature a romance that you don't initiate but rather your partner does?
Baldur's Gate 2 -- you can't initiate conversations yourself and everyone hits on you because of that. It also has some catfights if you happen to be a male human, elf or half-elf because the elf girls desperately want your dick.

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>>123564790
>It also has some catfights if you happen to be a male human, elf or half-elf because the elf girls desperately want your dick.
Sounds hilarious. Do they accept rejection, or do they leave your party if you don't pick them? I always thought Bioware made it way too easy to friendzone characters.

EYM...

>>123564293
i want a game that does that. now i'm sad. does one exist?

>>123565625
Fuck off.

>>123565625

I guess she has basically forsaken Bioware games. Her asspain over DA:I ended her fandom.

>>123565883
>Her asspain over DA:I

oh damn, i missed it. last time i checked on EYM like a year ago she was still playing it. what happened?

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I've not even tried Inquisition yet, how does it compare to TW3? Thinking about giving it a spin after I'm done with Bioware's older games. Is it really a singleplayer MMO like people say it is or is there actually a good game in there? Heard stuff about timers also that worries me, does it waste your time in any way? I'm not sure I've got the spare time for a game that doesn't respect the time I invest in it. So please, tell me how it is.

>>123565784
>does one exist?
I don't think so, anon. Sorry.I suppose some dating sims might actually fit the bill but eh.

>>123566075
Sidequests are all uninteresting but you need to grind power points to advance in the main story and won't get enough of them without cheating to progress in the story without doing said shitty side quests. At least the environments are pretty.

>>123566327
that's a shame. i kind of understand why Bioware doesn't do it, because there's no doubt that someone, somewhere, would bitch about how ~problematic~ they think it is, but i'd really like it.

>>123566478
This is pretty far fetched. Not all the side quests are uninteresting. Some of them are. But you'll be focused on leveling up and trying out new abilities and armor before you start thinking anything is boring

>>123566478
Fug, Bioware games used to be pretty much free from grinding. How's the main story then? Is the villain good? Does it have lots of twists and turns? Is it something to write home about at all?

I love pretty environments but that alone probably isn't enough to keep me playing. I suppose I ought to ask how the combat is but from what I've seen from gameplay videos it seems pretty bad. Cooldowns, skill trees, over the top skills, no real tactical camera...

>>123566719
Which are interesting in your opinion?

>>123566821
The main story is rather standard. There is some time travelling if you pick the mage path, that's about the only memorable thing. The combat gets tedious fast if you insist on playing on nightmare or something because of all the damage sponges, which makes the repetitive nature of the combat just too prominent.

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>finally get Trespasser cuz its on sale
>mfw my dwarven male inquisitor sprawled out on the couch during spa
muh fuckin dick families

>>123567739
Post your hottie

>>123556003
ME team has Mac the Hack as the creative director. Hope you like your vidya RGB

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>>123566609
Is there anything that they don't find problematic?

>>123568071
This is worth watching:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16AHDT4POZc

>>123568707
I haven't been following ME personalities, who's worse -- Mac Walters or Casey Hudson? I've seen more Casey jokes on /v/, but maybe that's just because he's kind of funny looking.

>>123568860
Casey, Mac is a hack but also a pushover and isn't responsible for the worst things in ME.

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>Patrick Weekes @PatrickWeekes
>I guess this means I don't get to cut codex entries in future Dragon Age content.

>codex entries
>future Dragon Age content

>>123567739
pics pls

>>123569082
Reminder that Weekes argued against a quest log in ME3 and is responsible for the useless list we got.

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>>123568006
>>123569119
getting a new GPU on cyber monday, pls no bully

>>123569003
Didn't Mac write that Kai Leng pissing in plants novel though?

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>>123567557
Uegh, I hate time travel plots. Seems like DAI just isn't for me.

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>>123569404
Oh god

>>123569404
nice

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>>123569404
He's a reaver with a big axe. Yea yea cliche high fantasy dwarf

>>123569798
Why so solo, m8? Where're your buddies?

>>123569798
want to h*** his h***...

>>123569928
oh its after the last fight so they faded away I guess
I run Varric, Dorian, and Cass/Blackwall tho
Btw does it seem like the new horn of valor upgrade is crazy OP? Basically a lifesteal aura...

>>123570729
Who is you're waifu, by the way?

>>123571123
Surprise!

>>123566075
You already presuppose that Inquisition is shit, so I doubt you'd like it.
>>123566609
I remember reading an interview with some older devs (Gaider or Laidlaw) and they talked about how they think that initiating dialogues yourself instead of having companions approach you (like in NWN or BG) allows for more player character freedom. Besides, I've seen more regular gamers and not sjws as you seem to assume get made at Leliana and Liara falling in love with your player character for not good reason.
>>123567739
>>123569404
I don't understand how anyone could possibly find that stupid looking swimsuit erotic.
>>123569082
>content
>not games
I'm still not hopeful, lethallin.
>>123569372
He's also responsible for you getting to say goodbye to your waifu.
>>123569659
>cat
>unshaven man
Ugh!
>>123569798
Nice colors in this pic.
>>123571123
>Alastair
Which Dragon Age character is this?

>>123571007
well in the game I romanced Dorian but I'd rather Oghren to be quite honest
humans, elves, qunari all a shit

>>123571642
i kind of implied sjws but i was also thinking of all the dudes who got mad about Anders and Zevran hitting on their male characters.

got a little annoyed with Leliana myself because no matter what i always unintentionally start romancing her when i just want to be her friend and talk about cute shoes.

>>123571642
I don't understand how anyone could not see the sexual appeal of wrestling singlets.

>>123572080
She's not a homosexual male.

>>123572327
Why is she even doing here?

wich dorf do you wanna get pinned by???

>>123572403
*What
Someone should start to sleep well...

>>123572080
shitposting and pissing everyone off

>>123569537
It's just one small quest... Its not even a big deal.

>>123576509
That's a flattering angle for him tbt

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>>123576549
He looks good from every angle.

Jacob...!!

>>123554474
Magekiller is out Dec 16th.

>>123578489
k

Alright, /bwg/, potentially stupid question coming through, please no bully. I started playing BG1 and is there anyway to get your party to move faster? It feels like 98% of the game so far is walking from point a to point b (but admittedly, I'm not very far) and it's a total snoozefest.

>>123578091
why would you call for that cheating fuck

>>123577571
His head looks like a guitar chip.

>>123579462

Movement speed never bothered me. You could cheat and give boots of haste to every character which would double their move speed.

>>123579462
BG games aren't like Planescape where you can toggle running, looking for boots of speed is one of the challenges of the games. I don't think you can even find enough of them to give a pair for everyone in the party until BG2's ending though.

>>123580284
>>123580982
Alright. Thanks guys.

>>123569082
He could just have said games but he chose not to.
See ya...

>>123576509
How did that get on his head?

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>mom kicks me out of the living room and invites people over
>can't play dragon age

>>123582235
>Doesn't even have its own computer
>Shitposts 24/7 with its mom around
Fuckn kek

>>123582235
uhmmmmmm........

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>>123582352
What else did you expected from her?

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>>123582020
By getting put into the helmet slot in the inventory menu.
>>123582235
Cum here Vhenan, let me give you a huggle.

I hired a hitman from the dark internet to take care of all solasposters irl. It's over soon.

>>123583443
You're the saint, anon.

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>>123583443
It's a good thing He watches over us from the astral plane?
Fen'Harel enasalin.

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>>123582352
I play DA on a console. I'm on my rig right now.

>>123583096
>tfw no Solas to give you a hug.

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>>123586043
>tfw you sit on your hand until it's numb and then hold it with your other hand and pretend that you're holding hands with Solas
I'd give anything to touch him, if only for a moment.

>>123586494
that's not good for your hand

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>>123586585
I don't give a fuck anymore.

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>>123586676
Please lethallan, you need that hand to meet Solas again.

>>123586494
How ugly does a girl have to be to reach this level of loneliness?

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To the continuation of a great franchise!

>>123587410
*likes* *links friend* hahaha ikr

my ass

>>123587194
I guess you're right, vhenan, gotta keep if together for Fen'Harel.
>>123587309
Fuck you.

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>>123587309
Not her, but I'm a shitskin and white girls seem to be throwing themselves all over my people while asians throw themselves onto white men so...I can't compete nor do I want to.

Would rather stick with 2D that never betrays me...oh shit. SOLAS COME BACK.

>>123587565
*licks you*

can you please go back to regular shitposting? this is getting depressing

Do you think Kim Jong-un is a fan of Jessica? I think he is

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>>123587830
Literally nobody cares about NK.

>>123587806
This is what happens when you make a bwg, when its other games have their own generals.

>>123587701
I think you're just ugly, you smell, and/or have poor social skills

>>123587701
Not even your 2D husband wanted to stay with you and you even made your 2D self white.
>>123587914
But this was already happening before the first /bwg/ resurrection.

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>>123587701
I'd give you a hug irl, no homo.

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>>123587962
That's the usual response, "there must be something wrong with them and that is why thye don't get approached like bees to honey!"
People always want to make it someone else's fault to hide the faults within their own environment.

>>123588046
Always so kind just like Solas.

>>123587701
Sounds like a whole lot of excuses. The reason you don't have a BF is that you don't go outside and keep posting here about a fictional and not even good character.

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>>123588357
<3
>>123588607
>not even good character
Objectively wrong.

>>123588607
And then there's the internalized racism highlighted by her "ideal" self being pale as a ghost.

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>>123588357
I would argue that the usual response is for people to blame their own hardships/issues on the environment or society rather than admit truths about themselves. ex. "Why should I lose weight? It's society's fault for saying I have to be thin."

Unrelated but did you intend to make your Inquisitor look like that? Is there a story behind it? Was it born premature and just never developed?

>>123588913
I read that in his voice and how it makes her cry. That was funny.

>>123588907
do you really think >>123588357 is anyone's idealized self, kiki
really

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Who is /losttheirfaithinhumanity/ here?

>>123588913
Skin color and prejudice and being a deluded lardass are quite different things I'd say, but that's not video games.

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>>123588913
>I would argue that the usual response is for people to blame their own hardships/issues on the environment or society rather than admit truths about themselves.
It is much harder to reasonably blame society, it is way to large and it would sound completely absurd for someone to say, "it's society's fault that showers need to be had" etc. That is why they turn to personal attacks and assume there must be something wrong with the immediate. It's a nice way to derail the fact that attraction these days has a lot to do with the current trend.

>Unrelated but did you intend to make your Inquisitor look like that?
Yes, my objective was to make what I deemed perfection. I altered every part I could touch and fit it to my tastes.

>Is there a story behind it? Was it born premature and just never developed?
No story since I don't think it an abomination. Funny you say that because I was actually born 3-4 months premature.

>>123589662
Why did you give her any eyebrows though?

>>123589751
I felt it took away from her being. It covered her personality, and restricted her from fully expressing herself. I wanted her face to be clear and in view at all times.

>>123589969

I hope your shaved your eyebrows off irl too? That will get you all the solas you want irl.

>>123590193
I'm nowhere near as beautiful as my quizzy.

bring back the gays

>>123590193
>That will get you all the solas you want irl.
Stop shitposting, Solas isn't real.

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>>123590362
Hold my sides, /dag/. I think they're going to fly away.

>>123589565
Hue.. are you the one that made this for me?

>>123589662
>That is why they turn to personal attacks and assume there must be something wrong with the immediate
Only when people blame society for their loneliness. As you said it is too large and varied to reasonably say that everyone within that society is not willing hang out with you because of social conditioning/prejudices against your race. Are their issues with society regarding prejudice, race, etc.? Yes, of course. Is that sole reason you are lonely? Probably definitely not.

>>123589603
Plenty of people who face adversity from segments of society because of their skin color are not lonely because they find others within that society that are not so prejudiced.

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>>123590587
>Solas isn't real.

>>123590754
Nah, just a suitable picture from /dag/ folder.

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>>123590546
Gays?

>>123590362

I know. But if you shave them off, you will be a step closer.

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>>123590870
Not yet.

>>123590841
There's no social conditioning or prejudice against my race, nor do I have problems with that.

>>123587701
You're pretty (from what I saw), have great skin and hair, and you're slender. You shouldn't have any problem at ALL finding guys.

>>123591246
Then why do you believe you are lonely? Unless you're a different solaswife this>>123587701
made it seem like you don't think it's your fault you are lonely but other people's.

solaswife selfies...?

http://strawpoll.me/6117093

>>123591412
>from what I saw
You mean that 7-8head and boy hair?

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>>123591964
That is me. I was initially being cynical and sarcastic, but I blame myself for everything besides sex and attraction. I don't wear makeup so I stay ugly (if it would even make a difference), I can't hide my melancholia well and it makes me very tired, I allowed myself to become an introvert and stopped going outside after i lost all my friends due to other people. That's all I can think of on the spot. I can't say I haven't tried, I exercised and lost weight, got haircuts, was nice, showered everyday, but nothing seemed to change in the romance department and maybe that was my personality, something I don't even understand myself. I gave up after a while and keep to myself unless they are course mates and I like to offer people help with their assignments.

I've resigned myself to dying alone and a failure in all except video games. Cheers.

>>123592412
There's no self-imposed-social-exile on that poll...

>>123593039
>Playing BW games
You failed at even that

>>123593094
right, should have added mental problems as well

>>123592412
Being single is no one's fault. Being lonely is your fault.

I want /r9k/ to leave...

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>>123593209
I play more than just BW games.

>>123592795
Her forehead wasn't even ayylf-tier and her hair was up, not in a guy's hairstyle.

>>123593323
What if you don't really feel lonely except for when you think about a fictional character?

>>123593380
My hair was cut short into a tapered style.

>>123593441
Then it's god's fault that they're not real

About to do a baldur's gate series playthrough because I haven't done one in like 8 years. I want to min max the shit out of it and go full cheese because I was not into minmaxing then.

I have a berserker cleric as the protag and was thinking of adding a kensai/mage because that is the only other cheese class I can remember. Kensai/thief looks much better for ToB.

Any other very cheesy class combos? And is there a good guide for using spell casters properly, this stuff is patchy all over the place mostly in old forums with heavily biased rants rather than information.

>>123593495
Post it on the booru.

>>123593604
>tfw could have lived your life contently without realizing what you're missing
>fall in love with a bunch of pixels instead and feel profound sadness because they set impossible standards for actual people

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>>123593906
>>fall in love with a bunch of pixels instead and feel profound sadness because they set impossible standards for actual people
No. We fall in love with pixels because they are always within our reach and never truly leave.

>>123593773
>was thinking of adding a kensai/mage because that is the only other cheese class I can remember. Kensai/thief looks much better for ToB.
Kensai/mage has time stop, kensai/thief has OP traps, depends on what looks like more fun to you. You can always have all three, though it gains XP so slowly it's only possible to play if you go solo.
>Any other very cheesy class combos?
Ranger/cleric.
>all druid spells
>all cleric spells
>can wear plate unlike druid
Fighter/thief/mage multiclass is also quite cheesy but has the same slow leveling problem as kensai/thief/mage.
>And is there a good guide for using spell casters properly
I don't know of one, http://www.gamefaqs.com/pc/258273-baldurs-gate-ii-shadows-of-amn/faqs/11334 seems to have a good rundown of the spells but it doesn't really tell you how to play one. Just buff yourself up before every fight, learn which spells strip other mages' defenses, and enjoy your contingencies, time stop, alacrity, and deva summoning later on?
>>123594284
>they are always within our reach and never truly leave
They don't truly exist or have any capacity to respond either unless you try to summon them in dreams.

fuck off with the bwg shit

>>123593339
/dag/'s got to go.

>>123595279
>>123595306
you're tearing me apart anons

>>123593906
I'm sure you could fund an ugly bald guy that wants to commit genocide quite easily...

How do we save Bioware from the SJW, /bwg/?

>>123596241
We stop buying Descent dlc

>>123596203
Let me know if you find any...

Eva Braun was the first solaswife. Discuss.

>>123596898
>Solas was rejected from art school and now he ruins every wall he finds with his shitty paintings, also wants to commit genocide

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>>123596898
But she was actually hot irl.

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>>123596898
The Shemlen Question...

>>123597926
He looks so hot in this picture.

Women. Am I right?

>>123598673
Wrong.

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we're all gonna make it

And you all thought /bwg/ was a good idea

I warned you...

>>123599703
>Having enough life and soul within you to collect shit from stuff you like
Still normie

>>123599824

There is literally no difference...

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purity

>>123601693
RIP in peace sweet prince...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAiw2SXPS-4

>>123601693
It's hot for a man, but hideous for a woman.

>>123593223
yeah you can't leave that out, i would have picked it too.

>>123602508
Looks like slim Weekes.

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What fucking language is this

>>123603190
What fucking book cover made in medieval times looks like that?

>>123603327
Um... DA isn't reality...

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angels...

>>123603878
>>>/bsn/

>>123603190

I want to know why it has what looks like a five star review sticker on the front but no words that might explain where the five star review comes from.

>>123604460
It's just an advertising gimmick.

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>>123604047

>>123603327

Pretty sure the first edition of Chaucer's Canterbury Tales looked like that.

>>123611146
Does that elf even have any muscle tissue?

>>123611759

In her neck maybe.

>>123611146
What the fuck were they thinking with those designs?

>>123612046

I dunno but I'm sure now they look at them and think "this was a mistake". Sort of like what Hawke looks to be thinking in that pic.

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I can't wait to go to Tevinter and slay some Qunari.
I also am looking forward to flying cows and fashion.

>>123595026
>>123593773

So I was trying to keep it to 3 PC's so I was thinking Berserker/Cleric, Kensai/Mage and Archer/Cleric. Very strong tank that can dish out a lot of damage, an incredibly high damage melee with spell cheese and a druid/cleric with great auto attacks.

The only thing is that during BG1 this leaves me with good tank/dps, good dps with no armor and a good ranged. Should I add in a fourth that will round out the team early and late in the series or fill in with NPCs?

Also I just realized I don't have any good thiefing. Are warrior mage thieves good and is there any benefit to just doing mage thief other than faster leveling?

>>123612830
Flying cows?

>>123615407
>didn't talk to Dorian

>>123615695
It's been since early January aside from dlc, man. I remember a lot, but forgot quite a bit too.

>kill maxson for his jacket
>danse will no longer speak to me
>not even one exchange referencing me betraying the bos
>forever standing in sanctuary, mute
b-bravo...

>>123616034
Dorian confirmed they had flying cows in Minrathous but without wings.

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None the wiser.

>>123621023
Is this traced from a female animu character?

So is Dragon Age inquisition actually fun? To be honest, I am very surprised that there is an active general on /vg/ for Bioware games considering their general reputation across 4chan. Never posted here.

>>123623090
DAI is shit. DAO was mediocre. BG 1 & 2 were great. KOTOR was okay. JE was fun. NWN was a good mulitplayer game and had a great toolset.

>>123623090
DA:I is fun as long as you refrain from critiquing it as you play.

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Do anyone else here feel weird about David Gayder? I mean on one hand he's an okay writer, he made some cool mods and at times it seems like he genuinely cares and that it's just not a job for him. But on the other hand he's an outspoken radical anti-white gay supremacist who writes awful eroges for lonely teenage girls. It seems like they're hardly even the same person. Is the braindead librul spiel just a persona that he has adopted to become more popular and increase his job security or has he changed incredibly much over the years? Is the writers department at Bioware a henhouse where they turned him into their gay pet pig or something? Whatever happened to him?

>>123623982
I don't see what's wrong to writing content to appeal to one category of your audiences, although I wouldn't say it's for "teenage" girls, but women in general.

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>"Bioware General"
When the fuck did this happen? I've missed so much

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Alright guys, it's time to wave goodbye

>>123623090
personally, i liked it more than 2 (not that that's hard). there's a lot of stuff to do, but sometimes it feels like a single player MMO because a lot of the quests don't really have much impact on the main plot. if you like post-EA Bioware games at all then Inquisition is pretty good.

>>123624295
>but sometimes it feels like a single player MMO because a lot of the quests don't really have much impact on the main plot.
Anybody who likes exploring and/or "questing" wouldn't have a problem with this at all. I know I didn't, I'm used to it. It's how I was getting 100% on maps and quests in WoW. Inquisition was nothing compared to what I used to be doing.

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>>123624096

We're inviting disaster is what we're doing.

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>>123624082
It's nothing wrong with it by itself but he seems to think that games with tumblr approved writing and trash romances are somehow better for it. He used to write fun stuff that wouldn't have been out of place during a PnP RPG session but nowadays he writes awkward yaoi and bishounen romances whilst wearing problem glasses and I'm not sure if he has noticed the change himself. He might be a victim of the trendy nerd culture or something.

I doubt any girls who have matured would go for his stuff except the most desperate of outcasts.

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But it isn't just his recent work that is troubling me, just check his twitter feed where he defends radical muslims after the Paris attack because it's on the feminist agenda because of reasons. Or how about the disdain and contempt he quite openly shows for fans who don't like his creative output or don't agree with his agenda. He used to be a very apolitical geek but now he's a radical, he used to be a chill dude who could take critique and banter on forums but now anything he doesn't fully agree with trigger him. Has the little fame he's gotten gone to his head? I just keep wondering why he went sour.

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>>123596241
I think we both know the answer to that.

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>>123625730
Can you give me some examples of his tumblresque content? I do not know anything about tumblr.

>I doubt any girls who have matured would go for his stuff except the most desperate of outcasts.
Mature girls want to get splitroasted by African Americans or catered to like 50 Shades of Grey.

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>>123627558
Anybody going to tell me what the fuck happened to her face?

>>123625730
>>123626850
I'd get more bitter and snarkier the more I had to interact with fans too, everyone probably does so that's not entirely unexpected. When you're in a position to just tease people who you consider to have dumb opinions with a large fanbase and company that would support that, wouldn't you do the same thing? It's immature but it's gratifying in a small way. Either way I don't see the point in getting all hung up on a writer's social views: out of Cassandra, Morrigan, Alistair, Zevran, Fenris, and Dorian probably only Fenris and to a lesser extent Dorian would qualify as an awkward YA romance and that's like 15 minutes of 15+ hour games.

>>123627942
this >>123627558 is triss, also a piss
this>>123627942 is a model based on a porn star or something made by an outside studio that does cinematics.

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>>123628124
this looks nothing like that mutant eye popping face she has in DA:I

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>>123627558
>Can you give me some examples of his tumblresque content? I do not know anything about tumblr.
Everything that he types or that comes out of his mouth. He's an social marxist, an incredibly destructive useful idiot among many that are destroying what's left of the west through corruption of academia, media, politics and culture. He wants homosexuals to be a protected class free from criticism of any kind.

This is the climate he wants to help grow in the video game industry:
http://heterodoxacademy.org/2015/11/24/the-yale-problem-begins-in-high-school/
It's pretty much already the case.

>>123627558
Some of us just prefer the Pious templar shit.

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>>123629705
I just don't have enough time in my life to stress over what a few individuals are saying about politics or social topics, I've stopped really caring about any of the social movements going on. It's like a great weight off my shoulders. I highly recommend apathy.

>>123629705
Yale students act that way? What a shithole. That shit doesn't even happen at CCs.

But if he's doing that I don't know what he's thinking. Victimhood is the worst because it also fails to compensate the actual victims. Nevertheless, that's a damn shame.

>>123627990
>immature but it's gratifying in a small way. Either way I don't see the point in getting all hung up on a writer's social views
It's not his politics, not really. It's the personality change. He might have been a revolutionary commie before for all I know but he never made a huge fuzz about it. Now he's just spouting leftist buzzwords when he's not fawning over dick. He used to be just another geeky missfit but one of us y'know? Now he's just an asshole.

>>123629705
>trying to force the redpill on /tumblrgen/
Your efforts are probably wasted
>>123630625
It very well could have been influenced somehow from being under EA?
The whole fucking world seems to be brainwashed these days.

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>>123630576
Yeah, he's been doing talks about how awfully hetero and toxic masculine the video game industry supposedly is. I'm pretty pissed off about it because I'm gay and I don't like that it is so political. Why would we need a "safe space" if we're just normal like everyone else? Why wouldn't it be just as okay to offend my sensibilities as someone else's? And so on. I fucking hate identity politics. Just because I love cocks doesn't mean I'm a liberal faggot.

>>123630625
You probably don't really know his personality to say there's been a change. He wasn't active enough on social media back in the day to come to any sort of conclusion

>>123631034
>EA Brainwashed the gay nerd who basically invented gays in modern AAA games
Do you truly want to know how far this rabbit hole goes?

>>123630557
Glad you're back. Wise words.

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>>123631034
It all started when EA bought Bioware now that you mention it. They were also the ones who wanted DAO to be an edgy game for kids who like silly amounts of blood instead of catering to the old DnD crowd like they planned to from the start. "This is the new shit" indeed.

>>123631283
>He wasn't active enough on social media back in the day to come to any sort of conclusion
He was very active on forums though, and much less of a flaming homo. He was actually pretty insightful and interesting back in the day.

>>123631252
I feel ya man. I'm not a guy but I've been playing games since I could walk. I never saw anything wrong with them or their writing. The main characters were always cool or interesting. I never cared about straight guy characters doing straight guy things. At the end of the day that was just the character needed for the plotline and nothing else. They pretend as if there was some sort of hidden agenda to every fucking video game. Their only purpose was for the player to enjoy it.
At the time being homo or females in certain positions weren't though of, but who cares. Things change over time, there's no need to force ideals through stories or characters where they don't belong, and while I'm not saying I wouldn't like to see female protags or maybe a homo in a story, there's no need to retrofit every single game. If it happens it happens if it doesn't it doesn't. But when you force things there will always be consequences.

And yeah I never understood why homosexuals were always a sensitive subject. They stress trying to integrate them into society then are flamboyant about how special they are, so now people give you strange looks or want to have special talks about you coming out of the closet. Who the fuck cares?

>>123631575
Idk about your dnd experiences but my GM has always loved having a dark twist on his storues and loves to flesh out the gory details. Looking back on DA:O it actually feels like a pretty good visualisation of a dnd campaign

>>123631575
Just play Demons Souls desu

Guys. Let's just put all the straight men on an island chain with each island for each race and throw all the women in vending machines spread across them. That way they can focus on philosophy and kekoldry or whatever they think about and let the women out when they feel like it. The gays get the mainland because I hate the beach. There, I've solved all social conflict. Where's my peace prize?

>>123632030
what

>>123632030
>the_gays_win_again.png

>>123631283
Links for wholesome education please.
>>123632030
N-no thank you.

THIS is what happens when you make /bwg/

I warned you...

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>>123630557
Apathy is exactly what the social Marxists want from you. They want you to lose faith in every system that keeps society together so that they can easily tear it all down. That's gramscianism 101. They promote homosexuality, promiscuity and hedonism in general to destroy the family unit, a source of stability. They corrupt your language and destroy words so that you no longer can properly express yourself or your thoughts clearly. They undermine religion so that social unity and cooperation is lowered. They even want to ruin your day dreams. Fiction is these days not about how good of a writer you are but how "progressive" what you write is. Art is also corrupted, artistry and talent is rejected as subjective concepts. Every cultural institution is infiltrated with these people.

And so on and so forth. By losing faith in politics you've already let them win.

>>123632281
Accept your new gods.

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dag, you there?

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>>123632527
Wonderful, the pillars are crumbling. Soon we will strike a final blow, ensuring the new world order and you and your ilk will be... obsolete.

>>123631745
>And yeah I never understood why homosexuals were always a sensitive subject.
Because the gay mafia don't want you to discuss it. Sodomy is an unhealthy practice for anyone and gays are very promisculous so they spread disease.

>>123632927
Fen'Harel free us...

>>123632927
The final goal is communism but there aren't any real commies left to do the revolution so we'll just forever slide further into decadence and insanity.

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>>123633021
rude

I wish vhenan-chan was here, she'd save us...

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>ywn be the Fen'Harel of the gays
You guys know where one can find elvhen orbs?

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>>123633263
LETHALLAN, I SUMMON THEE.
I PLEAD, ANSWER OUR PRAYERS.

>>123633351
I've got two big orbs for ya right here, boy ;)

>>123633351
Let me know if you find a source. Maybe they'll have more and give a group discount.

*puts on my sad female brit voice*

What's going on here?

>>123634132
RUN WHILE YOU CAN

WARN ZEM

>>123634481
ZUMBODY HEL ME

Which Bioware game has the most fat hairy males?

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Oh boy...

>>123640979
>she uses mounts

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>all these romances in DA
>can't play because gameplay feels so fucking boring
Even ME was more fun despite I don't like shooters in general.

>>123641725
>Not playing the game with new perceptions each time and fresh experiences.

>>123640979
>bog unicorn.
>think I'm going to get some magical flying unicorn shooting rainbows or some shit
>get some shitstained horse with a huge nail through it's mouth
For fucks sake

>>123641993
Um, what?

hello...

>>123645552
it's me...

>>123630557

Same tb|-| except I have the time. This is simply what happens if people live in peace for too long. WW3 will put an end to this.

>>123645854
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to release a fucking game.

>Patrick Weekes @PatrickWeekes
>Me: I could make a Twine-based dating sim where you romanced reptiles & amphibians.
>@Mike_Laidlaw & @BioMarkDarrah: ...
>Me: For example.
But we already have Mass Effect, Weekes...

http://www.biowarestore.com/viewall/result/sale
A big sale, m8s

>>123647483
All shit

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>>123636937

>>123640979
Why the fuck did they make the horses so big?

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Solas morning, page 10.
>>123612830
Me too, vhenan. Tevinter also used to be the heart of the Elvhen empire, so I imagine it has a lot of ruins full of lore to explore as well.
>>123613990
I'm not sure about archer/cleric because you won't be able to use a bow, and bow proficiency is pretty much the point of an archer.
As for thieves, they're pretty useful in BG1 (especially in Durlag's Tower which is full of deadly traps), their usefulness lessens in BG2 because you can shrug everything off. However, you also get super OP traps in ToB. So I don't know, just taking Imoen or something for special areas might be enough.
>>123616108
Instead of doing
>open console
>click on him
>showinventory
>get ID of the coat
>player.additem coatIDgoeshere 1
, you killed an innocent 20 year old for fashion. Danse is just ashamed of you.
>>123623090
This is Bioware General though?
>>123623264
>DAI shit
>DAO mediocre
Shitpost harder.
>>123623982
>an outspoken radical anti-white gay supremacist
What's the source for that? I could understand complaining about Weekes being 'le sjw', but Gaider has never said anything of the sort. Stop parroting /v/ and fuck off.
>turned him into their gay pet pig
Dorian was literally the first time he spoke about his gayness openly and he hasn't done so since. I don't understand all this hate for Gaider when you could go bitch and moan about characters like Steve or swtor's gay island or that newest AC game that are actual pandering instead.
>>123624238
Vallem enasal, vhenan.
>>123625730
>yaoi bishounen romances
Jesus wept, use more buzzwords. Yeah, those Morrigan and Cassandra sure are fully yaoi desu.
>>123626850
Literally the only Paris-related tweet he retweeted (not posted) is this
>if only we had a seasonally appropriate story about middle eastern people seeking refuge being turned away by the heartless
How is this "defending radical muslims"? Fuck off to /pol/.

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>>123627990
I once read somewhere Something Awful forums that he's very awkward and shy irl and kind of smells of cat piss. I guess that easily translates to appearing haughty.
>>123629705
>asked for proof
>EVERYTHING HE SAYS
>posts some unrelated /pol/ material
Yeah, nice shitpost spree.
>>123631742
>He was actually pretty insightful and interesting back in the day.
He also posted his own personal Carth fanfic and complained that they didn't have the time to add a bisexual Haer'Dalis romance. Some of the posters in this thread make me wonder if you only became familiar with Bioware after DA:O and just imagine everything before that as some perfect nostalgia land with no 'pandering to womyn' or whatever.
>>123632030
Nice shitpost. Masturbate while posting harder.
>>123632527
>le redpill shitposter straight from /pol/
>also posts anime
It all makes sense now.
>>123632907
>>123633392
I'm here now, vhenan.
>>123632927
Spoiler this shit.
>>123633263
Well I'm glad I wasn't there in real time because shitposters make my blood boil.
>>123633351
What does this even mean?
>>123634132
It's not sad, it's anxious.
>>123639108
Probably swtor because it actually has more than one body model.
>>123640979
>All New, Faded for Her
S-stay strong, vhenan!
>>123641725
So don't play? Literally nobody is forcing you to do anything.
>>123647483
>the only Solas related stuff is T-shirts
Lame.

Who's idea was it to have fucking gender neutral hair? Does it really cost that much resources to make seperate hairstyles for both genders instead of having shitty hairstyles for both

>>123652637
>>123652730
Pls start to use a trip so I can filter your posts easier.

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>>123639108
None, the only fat ugly hairy males around are the devs.

>>123653426
You can already see that they struggled with the hairstyles we got (bald spots everywhere, the same base with sideburns used in styles that shouldn't have them, awful meshes, etc), giving each gender 5 styles or making unique meshes for even worse hair would have made the CC look unprofessional.
>>123653472
I only make about 10-15 posts a day, it's not hard to make two clicks to hide them.

>>123653828
It is hard. So please do it.

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>>123653943
Learn to deal with it, kid.

>>123653828
They offend my eyes, I wouldn't have to see them in the first place if you just tripfagged. We all know who you are anyway so you might as well.

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>>123649872
Fanservice.

>>123646465
Will you fight in WW3?

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>>123652637
>>DAI shit
>>DAO mediocre
>Shitpost harder.
Does your bottom hurt when you read truth like this? DAI is Bioware's worst game by far and Origins with the exception of the origins themselves was a very bland game. It was certainly not as good as BG2. I think it was due to development troubles and the fact that their not-dnd system was too inspired by MMOs and wasn't very fun to engage in

The initial concept for Origins was great, early previews showed a lot of promise but they really botched the execution. Major themes such as the mage stigma was not handled well at all and all the xlocks weren't much different from orcs when it came down to it.

>>123652730
>>posts some unrelated /pol/ material
>Privilege bullshitz
>Unrelated /pol/ material
You can try to bluff that you know shit about him but have you actually listened to his talks?

>>123654737
Those early Dragon Age screenshots look like shit desu. The characters look like they belong in some cartoon and not a dark fantasy game

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>>123646465
Actually it was arguably WW2 that fucked the west to begin with. While tumblrinas and plebbit still live in the colonial ages the west isn't what it once was. Recently we've gone into full self destruct mode. Not even when sandniggers kill a hundred or so civilians it is still not enough to awaken the population. The Jews would love a WW3 but I hope that the few sane men left don't let it happen.

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>>123654974
It wasn't supposed to be a grimdork 2edgy4u game at that point, It was meant to be the spiritual successor to Baldur's Gate 2. You know, Bioware's best work?

>>123654223
I don't think any DA fans lust for oversized horsecocks, that is just gross.

>>123654251

My usual k/d in shooters is just barely above 1.0 so I suppose I will wait it out in a bunker.