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Cancer Edition

Previous Thread: >>123521547

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own risk.

-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/ (Gaben-free Edition)

-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm

-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/

-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc

-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen

-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale

-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale

-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY

Please wait for the bump limit before making a new thread.
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jesus this is the new /ksg/
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First for a chill thread
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I've never drawn Undertale porn but I feel like I should. Any ideas for who I should draw?
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Thanks for giving me reason to live, /utg/.
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nth for lewd temmie
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Vriska did nothing wrong.
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nth for bara daddy hugs
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>>123532040
Give it a couple of years, then you can say we'll be the new /ksg/.
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>>123532040
undertale is the new mlp
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Post child abuse.
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>>123532091
Meenah > Vriska
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Why do the skelebros look so cute with glasses?
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>>123532072
You should draw Alphys.
With eighteen legs.
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>>123532040
It didn't use to be this bad.
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>>123531975

I'll ask again what is Toriel doing anons?
I just added soccer clothe and shit and the weapons for shits and giggles.
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>>123532040
What is ksg?

>>123532072
People seem to like lewd Undyne, but I think you should go with Asriel
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>>123532136
THEY DON'T HAVE EYES

HOW WOULD THEY HAVE BAD EYESIGHT
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Have a happy what food related holiday you celebrate!
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>>123532040
/ksg/ didn't get bad this fast
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>>123532072
Asgore
Snowdrake
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Aaron having your children!
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>>123532087
It would break your favorite character's heart to know that you were hurting so bad that you'd kill yourself.
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>>123532072
Draw someone that hasn't been sexualized yet.
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>>123532040
It became a meme just like KS did.

Not that I expected anything but garbage from /vg/ in the first place, but still.
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I love you, Anon!!
I hope you have a good day!
Remember to get a good amount of sleep!
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>>123532198
FASHION
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>>123532132
ok?
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>>123532040

It's only going to get worse around major holidays.
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>>123532191
katawa shoujo general, they're currently at 2800+ threads
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Jesus Christ, that last thread ended in a total /soc/ mess. Let's not repeat that.
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KeepMettatonSkinny2015
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Hey there, everyone!
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>girlfriend says she wants to do something kinky
>start worrying because i've been on the internet so long
>she just wanted to finger my prostate

It was pretty good. I wouldn't really call it a g-spot though. Maybe mine is just fucked up.
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>>123532135
You're wrong...but ok
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>>123532072
Endogeny with Alphys
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requesting art of Shyren as Ulala and Mattaton as Blank from Space Channel 5
it fits all too well
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>>123532146
>>123532204
The only thing that has changed is the character shitposting of the week, but that seems to cycle. I've been here since the beginning and I haven't noticed any huge change.

You're still as fun to talk to as you've always been.
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>>123532072
Draw yandere Chara.
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>>123532287
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>123532267
Humans are social creatures that crave community and belonging.

Why do you think general threads exist in the first place?
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>>123532178
S K I I N G
K
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>>123531975
>have a smoking kink
OP why would you do this to me, i don't want to masturbate again
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>>123532295
It needs a few times to get properly fired up. The more it's played with, the more sensitive it gets. Stay determined, anon!
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>>123532204
Cripple Dating Academy
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>>123532287
Well I guess I'm a woman now with how much my dick has receded inside me due to disgust.
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>>123532250
I don't look forward to it.
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>>123532295
I wish someone would finger my prostate.
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>>123532178
She's here to kick ass and give you pie, and she's all out of Butterscotch pie.
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>>123532360
Not for that, nigger
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>>123532287
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>>123532423
She'd still have Snail pie then...
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>>123532287
This doesn't seem right.
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>>123532372
get better fetishes
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>>123532132
Warning, only click on image if you want to see extreme child abuse.
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>>123532360
So that not five hundred threads with the same topic flood the board?
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>>123532287
TREASON
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>>123532287
>robot
>fat

how
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>>123532343
Fucked up Sorry
http://orig02.deviantart.net/886f/f/2015/303/9/3/undertale_sprites_by_foop_mcfawn-d9ev0xl.png
Your stretch is bad
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>>123532287
Why
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Toriel is my mommy and I am her cute little boy and she loves me so much and I love her too!
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>>123532476
I actually hoped for gore.
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>>123532287
>fat mettaton
really nigga
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>>123532372
Smoking fetish? Oh no, how scandalous! No one cares. That's like fucking baby tier compared to what some people here have.

Get lost. You're just looking for attention.
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>>123532372
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>>123532287
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>>123532287
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>>123532287
He looks like he weight a mettaton
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>>123532287
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>>123532542
It's not mine. but hey, thanks!
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>>123532178
There should be more art of Toriel being badass.
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Still thanksgiving for Americans. If anyone is feeling lonely for whatever reason, I've got the rest of the evening off and wouldn't mind keeping you company!

I'm thankful for how much fun I've had with /utg/ and wanna spread some cheer. Just shoot an email to [email protected] and we can chat whenever. Don't be sad today anon! If you've got a great night planned, I hope you have lots of fun instead!

And yes, we've been over it, it's a shitty address, but I'm a boring normie and that's your warning on the tin.
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>>123532505
Because why not, anon?
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>post an acceptable ship

Papyrus/Shyren
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I want mommy to take care of me in a lewd but gentle way. I want her to lay me back and tell me to relax and just let her take care of me.
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>>123532287
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>>123532641
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>>123532482
Precisely.

To organize and gather individuals with similar interests.

The organization becomes a community, complete with its own unique culture and etiquette.

Think about it.
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>>123532553
You're not cute.
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>>123532476
I know you're being ironic but I do actually consider that a form of child abuse.
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>>123532678
what is this for
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Did anyone feel like Muffet should've had a bigger role in the game? I honestly thought she was supposed to have as big an impact as Undyne but unfortunately that wasn't meant to be.
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>>123532680
Cease and desist, anon.
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where's all of the ice cap art
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>>123532691
do you want her to change your diapees?
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>>123532597
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I wish I could get rid of my vore fetish.
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>>123532753
Mettaton has such fine legs.
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>>123532661
Whoa ! Mom is so cool !!
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>>123532687
Undertale x Jojo
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>>123532202
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>>123532678
Wouldn't a skype or IM name be better for chatting? Also no longer thanksgiving here on the east coast. Had a nice one, brought the joy of the puerto rico board game to extended family.
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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/-/252179975194

>clothes are fully removable
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>>123532687
mettaton/me
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>>123532687
Snowdrake X Shyren.
Think about it. They both want to be entertainers, but are still learning. One is shy, but shows her abilities with a bit of a push, while the other seems headstrong, but is secretly insecure. Their dates would be super cute. Come on.
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>>123532687
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>>123532809
>looking through my russian folder
>looking at this exact image when you post it
get out of my computer, gaster, spying is not cool
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SMOOCHING
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I want to rub greater dog's paws
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>>123532593
Are we really comparing fetishes now edgelord?
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>>123532770
Yes. In my fantasies she's into that and makes me wear them. Diapers would probably be really comfortable, but I'm not autistic enough to try it in real life.
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>>123532710
That's the reason why they always devolve into crap, not the original reason for their existance.
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Post more true humans.
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>that previous Asriel fic
> Frisk sacrificed...
stop right there scum! I can't believe I got fooled into reading that!
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>>123532761
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>>123532741
What? Like, why? Because I'm bored, in a good mood, and there's always so many sad posters on utg.

And been having some real fun talks.
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>>123532961
would she spank you?
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>>123532862
>dat asgore comment
>papyrus
>Frisk saying nothing
>Asriel just enjoying his pizza
kek
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>>123532943
SCALIE GAYLIES
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is wingdings ghost sans and paps dad
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>>123532687
purest love
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>>123532902
>having a Russian folder
you are so cool. I'm serious.
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Hey, Papficanon, if you're around, I could really use an ear.

That being said, I just sat here for a good 20 minutes trying to to think of what to type and nothing came.

I just want to talk to you, really.
I'm so fucking depressed and I'm close to completely breaking down. I'm sorry for being a blog, /utg/.

Maybe I should just go to bed.
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>>123532761
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>>123532680
There has to be a better reason than that for making a robot designed to be the body of an underground superstar look like that.
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>>123532687
Daily dose of /u/.
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I want to run greater dog's huge paws
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>>123533034
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wow this place has really gone to the dogs

does sea tea work during the sans fight?
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>>123533010
No because I'm a good boy and good boys don't need to be punished and their mommies love them very much
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>>123532967
Are other humans fake?
What about _me?
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>>123533034
>tfw you thought alphy was a dude because you read that one lewd comic where she was a dude before playing the game
>that crushing disappointment
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>>123533040
We don't know, but as he's the only other skeleton and has clear ties to Sans... maybe?
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>>123532717
How?
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So I just finished this

http://archiveofourown.org/works/4942816/chapters/11345293

and I expected to feel really good since it has a happy ending, but now I'm depressed like I've never been. Goddammit. It's really good though, you should read it.
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>>123533105
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>>123532749
Her role was giving me a smile I wanted to protect.
It gave me the determination I needed.
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>>123533106
Speeds your little heart up
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>>123532641
I don't know if I have the stomach for puns right now.
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>>123533105
I still can't believe Toriel smoochblocked them like that.
I was promised romantic action, god damnit.
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>>123533080
Someone is angry that Shyren's getting the bone and they aren't.
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here's that writefaggery

http://pastebin.com/cW1b2hBe

I don't care much for fics, but I contracted asrielfagitis hard. It's meant to be a feel-good, comfy frisk/asriel thing. Probably shit as I wasn't sure if I could write for either of them too well, and there's probably a million like it, but I thought maybe someone would like it, so here it is.
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>>123533135
weaver's corruption knows no bounds

this is what you get for looking at fucking spoilers
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>>123532687
me/sans
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>>123532862
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>watching normal porn
>it's alright
>see a bunch of hilariously ugly tattoos on the porn stars
>lose my boner

why this
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>>123532646
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>>123532847
He does
I want to worship them and fuck his thighs.
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>>123532476
How horrifying. Gaster should be arrested for that.
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>>123533214
I don't have the appetite for them either.
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>>123533174
Another anon who finished it recently here.

How did that get you depressed? It got me crying tears of joy and full of hope and determination.
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>>123532896
this has some thought behind it.
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>>123533034
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>>123533174
Ahh I was the anon that posted in the last thread about how that fic made me actually like and care for the goat kid. I feel your pain, though I thought the ending was pretty much perfect and just left feeling very satisfied.
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>>123532875
Do kids these days still use AIM?
And it stopped being thanksgiving for me last month.
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>>123533070
I'm going to guess you're sansbro. Stay strong! I wish I could be as encouraging as papfic but this is all I have to offer. Please get well.
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Survey anon here with the compiled summary data for all 772 respondents in pdf, csv, and xls formats! Also, for your convenience I've filtered responses by sexuality and genders in separate pdfs.

Undertale Demographics Survey Data: https://mega.nz/#F!BN0liZwJ!OwKoQ2N9d3-q98qYvFo2yg

Fun facts:

Within female respondents, Mettaton was actually the third most popular character.

Within male respondents, Asriel came first followed by Sans and Papyrus.

Within heterosexual respondents, Sans came in first followed by Papyrus while Asriel and Undyne were tied for third. Didn't see that coming. Toriel then came out of nowhere to take up 4th place.

Oh, and has that anon who talked about their near death experience on around here? Barring that, are there any anons around who've had near death experiences?
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What the fuck is Woshua even supposed to be, anyway?
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>>123532678
I sent you a message, I hope it came across as somewhat humerous as I intended it to be.
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>>123533125
Real humans kill monsters. That's how it's supposed to be, after all.
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>>123533372
I think he's, like, a bath tub or a bucket with a head or something?
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/utg/ what shameful things have you done

I've roleplayed as Gaster...nothing lewd yet, but I roleplay a lot...
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>>123532372
Same here anon
Especially if it's skeletons smoking
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>>123533215
At least we got a little bit in the end.
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>>123533053
Only acceptable ship.
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>>123533068
Thanks. But I can't read Russian so not that cool. Their community makes some cool and funny things.
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>>123533174
I quit immediately after Frisk can't get up. Mofo what's with u and sacrifice?
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>>123533276
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUWpC4-UcAAO3UZ.png:orig
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>>123533070
Who's papficanon?
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If the Gaster is Sans and Papyrus' father headcannon is true then I want to brutally murder his children and collect their dust in a urn that I would leave on his doorstep.
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>>123533469
A cool guy.
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>>123533426
I drew a bunch of skeleton porn that will thankfully never see the light of day.
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>>123533426
I have a folder full of porn
But never fapped to any of it
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>>123533305

Dunno. I honestly don't know. Maybe it was just how well-written it was. The feeling will probably fade into happiness soon.
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>>123533426
>roleplaying
>as an Undertale character
>a character with no personality, on top of that
>using ellipsises
>using two of them in the same sentence

You are concentrated cancer
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Post dogs and puppers please
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>>123533498
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>>123533080
flibbity floo here's your >>>/u/
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>>123533334
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>>123533426
I sucked a guy's dick after hitchhiking with him because he drove me 300 miles. It wasn't so bad, and cum doesn't even taste that awful.
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why is burgerpants so small
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>>123533070
Go to sleep, you'll feel better after some rest.
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>>123533438
Just goes to show you. Undyne is actually super kind and sweet and flirty as hell.
Even this guy gets it.
>>
that one picture of mettaton where he has big honkin' tits
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>>123532749

While I would've liked it if she did have more of a role to play, I didn't have high hopes for it, so I wasn't disappointed.
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>>123533418
But real humans don't kill monsters.
Monsters are not real, so there is nothing to kill.
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ice cap is best husbando
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>>123533295
I just ate tons of turkey and shit and kinda just wanna pass out in bed, but you're really making me weigh my choices right now by tempting me to stay with puns like this...
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>>123533367
Yeah that's me. Thanks, anon, I honestly do appreciate it.
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>>123533559
hot
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>>123533498
but why
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>>123533498
My nigga.
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>>123533532
Me too.
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How do you guys feel about the fact that a 4 million word ssbb fanfic is the largest text we know of?
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>>123533558
>bite marks
HNNNGGG
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>>123533453
>I quit immediately after Frisk can't get up. Mofo what's with u and sacrifice?
Keep reading

>>123533534
I hope it does turn into happiness, because that was an over 100-page journey into a happy ending.
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>>123533568
because my fetish
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>>123533426
Massive goatdad lewds I made that will never be revealed.
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>>123533426
I've read fanfiction and looked at lewds. No one can ever know.
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>>123533620
Because I want Gaster to feel bad.
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>>123533541
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>>123532862
>>123533258
artist here
laughing more than I should
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>>123533568
tiny things are cute
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>>123533649
it fills me with determination
>>123533685
post them
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>>123533426
One time I was having a really bad night and I was really lonely so I was mommyposting on /utg/ and then somebody replied to me pretending to be Toriel and saying nice but lewd things to me like he was my mommy and I was so sad and desperate that I replied and played along for a while and then people got mad at me

I need her so bad, /utg/. I'm so alone.
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>>123532287
Chara was right.
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which comic is this from again?
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>>123532212
;)
>>
WHAT IF

The Nicecream guy is spread across time and space
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Wow you're still not part of the fan club?
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/MTTFC
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>>123533597
Ice Cap is kind of a dick.
I prefer Ice. A cool fashion designer, even without his hat, who probably campaigns for positive self-image among youths.
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>>123533604
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>>123533597
i love the ice teens
and the waterfall crew
all the enemies are great
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>>123533706
http://img08.deviantart.net/f6aa/i/2015/283/4/7/pettable_warrior_by_lord_phillock-d9cmj8v.png
niglet
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>>123532072
Migosp?
Snowdrake and Chilldrake experimenting with each other?
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>>123533498
Why do you want to inflict cruelty on the poor skelefamily, haven't they been through enough?
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>>123533706
Cute pupper/10
Would lose in a game of poker on pup-ose
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>>123533778
No more awful ice cream with messages that make me want to burn things.
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>>123533778
Gaster is really the Annoying dog, thats why he turns up everywhere and is always causing trouble
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>>123533558
Being kissed and licked and bitten on my neck is my fetish.
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>>123532505
>>123532548
the creator was really into bara?
but still.
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>>123533801
are you that one guy from HSG

also thanks
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>>123533596
I like to pretend they're real sometimes, but they get boring once they all start hiding.
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>>123533716
There's a ton of edits of that pic, I hope you're proud of yourself
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>>123533426
I think I've lately been sorta, kinda creating a tulpa without intending to do so.
I just sort of been talking to Chara as if she was there and it's slowly been getting more and more common
I haven't had any intrusive thoughts yet. I think. Maybe. I don't know if I should stop doing that or just roll with it.
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>>123533825
GET RID OF IT
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>>123533774
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>>123533541
do you think dogamy and dogaressa will settle down and have a litter
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>>123533685
Don't make me steal your HD.
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>>123533793
I maintain that Pyrope is the worst enemy in the game.
I don't hate him, or anything, I just got bored of him the second I saw him.
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>>123533825
Beautiful at any size.
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>>123533768
no
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>>123533596

I've been playing this theory that Chara isn't evil, but he loves video games, RPGs in particular. When the Dreemur family told him that there was an EXP system in real life, he succumbed to his lust- not for violence or hatred- but for min/maxing. It would work well with all of the other meta bullshit going on in the game.
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>>123533825
Please stop
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>>123533862
I am not Indexer. Merely a disciple.
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doggo!
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>>123533498
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>>123533469
Some crazed person who put together a lewd fic of Papyrus that's over 10k words long. Kind of impressive in a perverse sense?
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>>123533825
GOOD GO No

NO

NOOOOO
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>>123533806
Snowdrake porn is needed
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>>123533825
STOP
>>123533806
>Chilldrake
How did I not know about this guy, I feel like I missed so much
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>>123533215
pretty mad a goat mom for that, besides, you can flirt your way through the underground, nothing new
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>>123533908
We must go bigger.
this is why box mettaton is master race.
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>>123533801
Thanks for your continued effort, anon!
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>>123533950
Hey, is this a thumbnail?
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>>123533846
It has become mine too because of Jasper fanart and Undyne is just perfect for that.
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>>123532287
>girl
>fat
they have been referred to plenty of times as "he". and why the fuck are they fat, aren't they supposed to be a conventionally attractive tv host.
>>
Give me baby bones drawfag or write prompts.
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>>123533135
I thought she was a dude because of Francis from SPM.
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>>123534020
>>123534028
hivemind
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>>123534009
:3
>>
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>>123533825
Thermite can solve this problem quickly
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>>123534020
>>123534028
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>>123534020
>>123534028
dammit you two.
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>>123533943
Chara didn't even want any EXP before you as a player show them the system, so that might as well be true.
Before that they only wanted to free the kind monsters and punish the humans who wronged them
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>>123534020
>>123534028
i laughed at laughing sans
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>>123533825
>Someone thought this was good enough for all the world to see.
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>>123534009
This is the best ending now.
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>>123531975
MORE LIKE SANSER
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>>123533870
Continue it and see how it turns out. I am interested in the results.
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Don't mind me, just going out for a walk!
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>>123534020
>>123534028
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>>123533793
That fucking pet rock
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>>123534096
Why is he so curvy
>>
>>123533806
>>123533994
Please don't sexualize Snowdrake. He's just a kid.
Sexualize his parents instead.

>>123534004
Chilldrake only shows up if you kill Snowdrake like a fucking maniac or heckle him off the stage like a fucking maniac, so it's no big wonder you might've missed him.
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>>123533885
I want to lick dogaresa's sabdals
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>>123534106
http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llcx9jKY4g1qa61eto1_1280.jpg
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>>123533825
>>
you have 15 minutes to get helpful and inspirational advice from any character about any problem you have, what character and what do you talk to them about?
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>>123533649
If any series was to have something that long it would be Smash.
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>>123533806
>Snowdrake and Chilldrake experimenting with each other?
this is my new ship... if only I was a draw / writefag
>>
>>123534020
>>123534028
what the shit.

>>123534154
DRR DRR DRR
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>>123534228
sans and how to get good at fighting games
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>>123534145
It's narrator Chara, the redeemed, pacifist one, so at least there won't be any funky business about getting more violent should it evolve into anything other than talking to myself but not really.
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>>123534041
Dennis the menace but instead of Dennis it's Sans the menace
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>>123534020
>>123534028
this pleases me
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>>123534168
he's a she
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>>123533789
>>123533881
Ice is into bara and sub and sneaks into the conveyor system to be manhandled by Ice Wolf
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>>123534193
Well ok , let's just have more Snowdrake art
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>>123532713
But mommy thinks I am!
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Okay I haven't said this since it happened because I've been watching the shitstorm, but I actually got really, really turned on when that guy jerked off to that sans pic. Like I was there in the thread and I got really turned on by it.

I don't know what else to say. Cum is HOT.
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>>123533670
Nothing special, that's for sure.
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>>123534228
Fire magic from either of the goat parents, any other answer is incorrect.
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>>123534289
eww shit head canon
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>>123532848
Cool Mom with Cool Dad would make Cool Kids?
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>>123534345
You're walking down a dangerous path, boy
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>>123533414
You may have just tickled my funny bone.
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>>123534360
WOSH

U

SELF
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>>123532287
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>123533825
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
You have to murder babby Sans and Papyrus. How do you do it? I think furnace is the best way to go.
>>
Do you ever go back and look at pictures of yourself as a little boy and think about how much better your life would be if you still looked like that?
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>>123533852
Bara doesn't mean obese landwhale even if that's what seems to get posted all the time. Plus he doesn't look manly enough and that's a big factor. This image is the only one I can think of that would come close to that.
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>>123534349
a drawfag drew this for me if you haven't seen it yet, not much but I take what I can get

>>123534481
no
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>>123534481
>>123534431
>>
>>123534481
no
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>>123534431
You wanna know what Woshua said to Anonymous? You better wosh yourself.
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>>123534410
http://41.media.tumblr.com/0a73765db8f30bf5cacff52f26eabac6/tumblr_nvghrjrCD41tnjmmio1_1280.jpg
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>>123534481
Nope.
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>>123534451
Raise them to be stable, thoughtful, and kind individuals. Eventually nature will kill them like it kills the rest of us.
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>>123534451
I unbirth them
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>>123534020
>>123534028
Looks like two posted in san dem.
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>>123533215
She's a conservative mom. Know little about homosexuality.
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oh apparently someone recorded themselves jerking off to a sans pic

just another day on /utg/
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>>123534481
fuck no
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>>123534358
My child , you have school tomorrow, why are you on that awful site?
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>>123533852
Bara implies muscle, there's no muscle there at all.
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>>123534481

No. No I don't. I'm out. Goodnight.
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>>123533732
did the latter part of the sentence make no sense to you?
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>>123534451
Crack their bones. Should be quite easy, considering they are young and fragile.
Splitting their skulls with something heavy could work too, but furnace isn't bad either.
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>>123534481
I look at myself in the mirror every day and think about how much better my life would be if I wasn't a boy
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>>123534503
yeah people labeling obese people as bara really grinds my gears as someone who likes that
>>
>>123534481
>Being in college and lookin like a 5 year old
>"better"
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>>123534582
No I got what you were saying, im just saying that you should post them anyways
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>>123534481
That's weird. Nope.
>>
>>123533892
>not liking Foreveriallyfireized.mnstr
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>>123534570
Mommy, it's still Thanksgiving break! We don't have to go back until Monday! And this website is where my best friends live, it's not all bad!
>>
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>>123534451
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>>123533885
Do you think Doggo will find his love that would move a lot?
>>
>>123534228
I have a problem with connecting with people. This is the problem that most of the cast faces, so I doubt they'd be much help.
I guess I'd have to ask Frisk. The kid's pretty good at fixing peoples' issues in very short periods of time.
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>>123534481
Not at all, really.
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>>123533070
Oh, shoot, I'm so sorry bro. I've literally been playing Fallout 4 for two days straight in order to avoid real life problems. Probably not healthy, but whatever.

Anyway, enough about my bull, I'm here to talk. What's going on, buddy? Did something trigger your depression or has it been building up? No matter what, I'm here to listen. I care about you, I really do, even considering the situation. I wish so badly I could make you happy, somehow, but I know that's hard with depression.

>>123533986
Over 13k words, actually. Surprised I'm not in an asylum!
>>
is gaster really related to the skele bros or is it just fan fiction?
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>>123534193
There needs to be more art of Snowdrake and Chilldrake together in general.
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>>123533426
Just a heads up, this is some weapons grade autism I'm about to lay down.
I've been thinking of an AU where all the monsters are monsters from Monster Hunter. Toriel and Asgore are Lunastra and Teostra respectively, Napstablook is a Shakalaka, Alphys is a Lagiacrus, Undyne is a Plesioth, Papyrus and Sans are Yian Kut Ku and Yian Garuga respectively, Mettaton is either a Hunting Horn balanced on a wheel or the most fabulous set of Artian armor you've ever seen, and Muffet is a Nerscylla or a Seltas Queen (I haven't really decided). Flowey is a Jaggi, OF is a Gogmazios, shota Asriel is a Kirin, and Demon Asriel is a Shagaru Magala.
Oh dear god put me out of my fucking misery before the autism reaches critical mass.
>>
I want to be a child again
>>
>>123534451
Catch Sans unawares and stab him in the back while whispering 'see you again soon' in his ear.

Then powder his bones and use it as part of a pasta sauce, which I will then feed to Papyrus.

I don't think I'd need to do anything further to him at that point.
>>
>>123534780
its fanon

is it uh
is it actually known for a fact if gaster is even a skeleton? Or I guess, if that mysteryman we're expecting to be Gaster is a skeleton sprite?
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>>123534780
There's a vague connection and that's it.
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>>123534663
nah, Im a selfish little prick and just gonna make censored vanilla to share on here.
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>>123534795
I've got this one. Based on the concept of Snowdrake camping out in the wilderness alone since he ran away from home.
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>>123534804
that sounds harmless
>>
YUKKURI FETISHIST GET OUT
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>>123534193
>Sexualize his parents instead.
We do need porn of Snowy's dad and his amalgamate mother doing the dirty

Or at least trying to
>>
>>123533986
>>123534757
Oh hey, you're papficanon! Just swinging by to say i loved that fic (if it's the one i'm thinking of). Thought Pap's voice was on point!
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>>123534481
I was a chubby ugly shit growing up, I'm way more attractive now, so not really.
What this guy said, moreso. >>123534626
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>>123534780
His theme shows up in STMPWYFS
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>>123534867
Well his name stands for 'Wing Ding Aster' and that's a font, and the only other two people in the game with a strange silly font that no one takes seriously is Sans and Papyrus. So of course people assumed.
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>>123534780
Fanon but the presence of a connection is not unreasonable to make given what we know. Anything further than that is all speculation.
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STOP ABUSING THE LITTTLE SKELEBROS.
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>>123534723
would the underworld have thanksgiving?
besides your home-schooled and they posted my nudes from before you came here.
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>>123534867
It's not confirmed.

The only things we know for sure are that he was the previous royal scientist, he created the core, and he fell into the core and was shattered across space and time. We don't know what the sprite is or even if it is Gaster, there's just a lot of fan interpretations which mark him as a skeleton due to the whole font-skeleton connection.
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>>123534897
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>>123534780
Going strictly on what is confirmed in the game, no. All we actually know about Gaster is that he was a great scientest that came before Alphys, he designed the CORE, and that he fell into one of his inventions. Given that he does look pretty skeletal, he talks in a goofy font, and probably at least knows Sans if Sans was as deep in the science shit as he lets on during genocide, it's fair to assume that there's some kind of connection. But no, it's not actually confirmed.
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>>123533426
Nothing shameful. If you'd asked with another word, I might've mentioned the album.

Whoa hey whadd'ya know.
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>>123534952
Oh, right.
Completely slipped my mind.
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>>123534780
Skeletons have font names and so does Gaster.

The brothers are also have said to just shown up out of no where, so people speculate time fuckery due to him sudokuing from the timeline.
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>>123534925
>>123534626

ayyy
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>>123535026
That's only because they love you so much, mommy! These guys are probably your biggest fans! After me, of course!
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>>123534757
Eh I'm here. Just way too tired to continue. It's not your fault. Sorry.

I love depression. :^)
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>>123533426
I had to mow some lawn today to finish up the leaves for the season, and while I was hand signalling my dad about the mower I thought of gaster.
That's about it.
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toriel will never be there to cheer for you at school events growing up
toriel will never be there to support you with your hobbies
toriel will never be there as you celebrate completing any of your life goals

:C


But atleast jerry's not there.
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/r/ing verbally abrasive skeletons
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>>123534920
what would their names even be?
Icedrake?
Snowduck?
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post things that arent weird mommy fetish rp
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I want to hug Gaster
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>>123535169
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>>123535082
Bigger version
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>>123533426
Read and written fanfiction and enjoyed both activities, so I guess there's that.
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>>123535169

THIS IS WHERE WE NEED TO STOP.
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>>123535169
>Descirbe.
Wow
I fucked up.
*Describe
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>>123535248
and
here
we
go
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>>123535169
>>>/soc/
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>>123535045
There is a possible scenario in which Snowdrake dies, leaving his father completely alone in the world.
There is another possible scenario in which Snowdrake dies but his father is reunited with what remains of his wife, and will most likely spend the rest of his days repeating those old ice puns to her.

Ha ha ha.

That's not funny.
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>>123535230

ty anon
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>>123535205
Aaron giving you a private flexing show
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>>123535169
>>>/soc/

and don't come back

>>123535276
you leave too since you're just as stupid
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>>123535205
I wish I was Mettaton's little starshine.
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>>123535248
please die
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>>123535172
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>>123534735
No, Doggo will find his love. She will be the only one he sees when she stops moving
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>>123535332
Again, if I die, then who will give my cat blowjobs?
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>>123535208
http://orig15.deviantart.net/5b95/f/2015/327/8/9/sans_looks_great__undertale_spoilers__by_jezmm-d9hrh29.png
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>>123535207
I want to keep his hypothetical children locked in a basement and torture them.
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>>123535276
>>123535332
When will you fucks finally learn to report and ignore this faggot, holy shit
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>>123535286
Thats fucked up
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>>123535205
Let's post normal fag things like canon shippings and detailed wallpaper tier art from the game.
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I need more box mettaton in my life.
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>>123535169
My body is so beautiful, so perfect, that cameras refuse to capture it.
It blinds those who witness it, and it can only described by gods in forgotten tongues.
Yeah,
I work out.
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>>123535286
That's what happens in the Alphys ending, probably.

Yet another reason we should be able to kill her.
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>>123535356
Well, Grillby is always moving, even when he's standing still
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>>123535364
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>>123535375
Exactly.
It's very "cool" that they all got back together in the true ending.
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>http://officialarcanines.tumblr.com/post/134005117405/im-pretty-sure-there-are-a-bunch-of-death-by
I like this mix.
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>>123535380
k
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>>123534923
Was it called "Incorruptibility?" If so, that's me, and I'm so glad you liked it! I tried very, very hard to maintain a believable Papyrus and had to rewrite the dialogue three times before I liked it, ha ha.

I'm planning on writing more in December, though most of my requests have been for sans. Papyrus comes more naturally to me than sans, so those will take some time to edit. I'm determined to write some more smut, anyway, and feedback is always nice! So thank you!

>>123535137
Well, I'll be on again tomorrow since I don't have to work. If you feel better after a good night's sleep and want to talk, I'll keep a better eye on the thread. I'm sorry you're not feeling it tonight, man. I hope everything is okay.
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>>123534415
post more crossdressing Sans if you have it.
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>>123535442
For bringing Snowdrake's mom back to life, or?
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the robo-bulge
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>>123535331
life and work would be fucking interesting if I had a super gay robot for a manager.
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>>123535169
I'm fucking disgusting. I'm horribly obese and I have stretch marks all over my body, I always have dark circles and bags under my eyes, and to top it off I'm half spic so my skin is disgustingly tan and I have boring low-tier genes and features. I always manage to shave my face so at least I can say that I don't have a neckbeard. I fucking hate my body and I hate myself so much. I wish I was a cute little boy again. If I didn't have escapism to drown myself in at all times I would have killed myself a long time ago, my body is a lost cause and it's all my fault.
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>>123535569
It would be horrible to live through
But damn would you have some stories
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Are the amalgamates unable to be killed, or do you just miss them?
I'm kinda curious what happens if you get to them and then start going rambo down there, and what alphys would say after that when she found you down there.
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>>123535162
Are you trying to make me kill myself
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>>123535490
PLEASE I dont want to feel these things every time this pic is posted i have to open it up and stare at it and be sad.
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>>123535561
you cant escape it
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>>123535597
With a gym membership and a little determination, you can turn your life around. Don't fall before the finish. I believe in you.
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>>123535672
You just miss them.
If you actually killed them, she'd either break down entirely and just sit there waiting for you to kill her, too, or go ballistic and actually attack you.
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reminder that if you ask shyren will gladly and happily eat your ass
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>>123535490
What type of men would Muffet date?
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>>123535672
They're horrific abominations thanks to DETERMINATION
Remember that every component of them was about to die if it weren't for the injections
They may very well be immortal. Or maybe it will wear off one day, and they'll just become dust.
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>>123535230
I wish I was cute like Asriel. Maybe then I would like myself
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Good shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SZcHYgv5Yg
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>>123535460
Please don't make me want this.
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>>123535561
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shit posting is fun.

Added all the shit.
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>>123535561
Is that where his batteries are?

>>123535169
This is where you need to stop posting.
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>>123535794
extremely rich sugar daddies
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>>123535794
The easily liquefied by digestive enzymes type.
me
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>>123535672
You always miss them when attacking, so they can't be killed physically, probably. Or possibly you just need a higher LOVE, and you can't get down there normally with that much LOVE. The fact that Alphys has to keep them fed means they are probably still able to starve though, so they can probably die.
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>>123535794
not you
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>>123535814
>They're horrific abominations
That's just mean.
Endogeny is a good dogpile.
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>>123535672
they are too RESOLUTE
remember? they were injected with TENACITY
and now they have too much WILL to die
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>>123535794
http://orig10.deviantart.net/b90d/f/2015/291/2/9/ahuhuhu__by_hynoristarlest-d9dkwv2.png
Rich ones.
So not you, nigger.
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>>123535794
She would have a qt submissive boy that she keeps all to herself and protects and treats like a princess.
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>>123535794
Which ship is superior?
Muffet/Papyrus or Muffet/Burgerpants?
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>>123535952
Muffet/Papyrus
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>>123535952
Muffet/Money
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>>123535952
papyrus, because he's not a failure.
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tell me im a good boy
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>>123535883
http://orig00.deviantart.net/4d11/f/2015/294/a/1/alphysmerged1000_by_ffsade-d9dw5sj.png
Or maybe they can't die of starvation but still get real ornery and feel hunger unrelenting

>>123535952
http://41.media.tumblr.com/7828adeee4da1568a8ca1466512c2226/tumblr_inline_nvrwp5Chb71tdz4et_1280.png
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>>123535764
The hate stays annon
>>
What's the best AU?
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>>123536034
Underfell
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>>123536034
underswap
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>>123535597
If you're so worried about your figure, have you ever considered running? If your joints hurt too much, then try swimming?

Physical exercise is the biggest step you can take in terms of making yourself into a better human being, I think. For me, at least, it gives me time to think and ruminate on the day, usually in a more positive light because I'm in the midst of accomplishing something, and you might feel the same way once you try it.

*Stay determined.
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>>123536034
I unironically like pretty much all of them.
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>>123536008
youd be a good doormat
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>>123535952
muffet/me
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>>123536034
None of them
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>>123536056
literally what even is underfell

all i know is that it looks ungodly edgy
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>>123536084
would you tell me you love me sometimes if I was your doormat
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>>123535786
i want to crawl inside Agent and pilot it like a mech
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>>123535815
>Maybe then I would like myself
I'm not sure I'd bank on it.
Even though I wish the same thing.
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>>123536034
Houseplant Flowey.
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>>123536034
none.
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>>123536019
Channel it into your negative attributes.
Burn it as fuel to change yourself.
Hate your bad parts to love the rest.
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>>123536034
This.
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>>123536118
no
youre barely worth stepping on
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>>123535680
But what if you wake up in a world full of jerrys?
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>>123535821
so is that the whole essay, or does it continue?
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>>123536034
the one where toriel is my mommy and i am her little boy and we are happy together and everything is happy
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>>123536034
everyone is pokemon
sans is papyrus's son
papyrus dies during the story
sans is a marowwack by the final hall
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>>123535831
>Toriel
>Maximum operator

YES
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>>123536112
Mirror universe Undertale. Originally intended to have the same general mood and tone as Undertale. Turned into shitty edgy crap by tumblrites.
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>>123536104
muffet/every anon
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>>123535952
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>>123535680
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>>123536198
what can i do to make you love me
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>>123536034
I like that one AU where the entire undertale cast is incredibly verbal when Frisk isn't around, and start swearing at each other.
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>>123536056
I do like underfell for what it could be, monsters actually going out of their way to kill you, only to show them true love and tame them with compassion
not so much of the edge people usually throw into the mix
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>>123536253

I kept the shorts because reasons.
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>>123535794
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>>123536268
>>123536218
Muffet is NOT a slut
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>>123536034
Game Theory: The BEST AU for UNDERTALE is the ONE in which EVERYONE from UNDERTALE has ROLLERSKATES??????
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>>123536274
http://41.media.tumblr.com/420b741b4ededb9b3a0fa28b562d87f4/tumblr_inline_nvghygdv0S1tdz4et_1280.png
Are Black Widows niggers of the spider world?
>>
There's a lot of Jerries out there.
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>>123536303
stop posting stupid shit like "tell me im a good boy" in /utg/
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>>123536274
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>>123536379
sorry
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>>123536176
Beautiful.
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>>123536379
tell me im a good boy
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I want to cuddle with Lesser and Greater Dog!
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>>123536363
no.
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>>123536267
Do the characters at least all have goatees?
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>>123536390
http://36.media.tumblr.com/525f7111a1fb2b8770c86a52ce0e34c3/tumblr_inline_nvghzqiUTf1tdz4et_1280.png
http://hostessmuffet.tumblr.com/post/130154206190/i-master-chef-papyrus-humbly-invite-you-to-the
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>>123536363
No, Widows try to run away when provoked.
Funnelwebs are the spider niggers.
Big, black, and stupidly aggressive, will not hesitate to shank you.
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>>123536428
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>>123535952
At least Muffet/Paps have some followers. Not sue MuffetBurger even exist.
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>>123536390
kek
>>
I challenge you to post the best undertale crossover art. Could be crossed over with anything.
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>>123536473
no but everything's fucking washed in red if that means anything
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>>123536316
could you draw some more based anon?
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>>123536034
I'm gonna go with Dreemurr Reborn.
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>>123532248
>unaware Gaster anal vore absorption
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>>123536473
I wish.
>>
Just finished working out, holy fuck I'm exhausted. But it'll be worth it once I'm buff like muscleanon

Thank you for inspiring me, muscleanon
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>>123536534
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>>123535831
>tighter pants
>tighter groupings
>>
Someone for the love of God please post the picture of nice cream and burger pants looking at each others asses.
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>>123536349
GAME THEORY: IS ASGORE ACTUALLY HITLER
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>>123536521
http://36.media.tumblr.com/0468f22cd7d780888fbac71173044f64/tumblr_nx3ryvf4Yy1rygoy3o1_1280.jpg
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>>123536547

I can give it a shot, Takes me awhile to draw shit.
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>>123536557
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>>123536034
Flowerpot flowey being cute and eventually regaining feelings
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I have finally drawn my own Shitty Sans™

Enjoy!
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>>123536605
Neither did anything wrong!
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>>123536540
>Mirror universe
>No goatees
0/10
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>>123536521
>>
Goodnight /utg/. I love you.
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>>123536534
Its pretty much canon
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>>123536457
theyre not real
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>>123536221
http://pastebin.com/sLcLVs2a
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>>123536605
no, because Asgore wasn't brave enough to kill himself.
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>>123536598
Is this it?
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>>123536718
>hooves
I guess thats the part that prevents it from being actually canon
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>>123536390
LE PAPYRUS ONLY LIKES SPAGHETTI MEME XDD

PLAY THE FUCKING GAME YOU TUMBLR CUNTS
HE'S A PASTAMANCER ON KNOWLEDGE OF ALL PASTAS POSSIBLE
FUCKING CALL HIM NEAR THE ELEVATOR YOU CUNTS
RREEEEEEEEEE
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>>123536534
the switch is now WOSH
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>>123536757
But he does if you do a 2nd neutral run anon
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>>123536708
fuck yuo
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>>123536718
It's so perfect, I love it.
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>>123536589
who else /k/ommando in here
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>>123536757
>Ending your life because you don't want to face the consequences of your actions
>"Brave"
shake my head
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>>123536673
byoutiful
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>>123536605
ok /utg/, is the inevitable undertale gay theory clickbait going to be

a) bullshit overanalyzation of obvious shit
b) shit about gaster everyone already knows about
c) [character] was THE BAD GUY ALL ALONG?????
d) any combination of the three
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>>123536828
theres no way..
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>>123536823
I'm not wearing any panties
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>>123536769
How to fix Burger Pants life without involvement of a gun and a single bullet?
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>>123536673
Thank you, I will treasure it always.
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>>123536534
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Why does /utg/ feel so bad today?
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>>123536828
already been confirmed as japery
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>>123536883
Nice cream bf
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>>123536847
what if.... napstablook is gay??????
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>>123536883
Give him a gun and two bullets
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>>123536821
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>>123536883
A knife, a rope, poison, there's many ways.
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>>123536865
I'm pretty sure that's edited.

>>123536847
D. You know it.
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>>123536919
because fuck you
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>>123536673
One day I too may draw a shitty sans, however today is not that day
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>>123536847
GAME THEORY: GASTER is actually ASRIEL and FLOWEY PUT TOGETHER
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>>123536883
Give him a machine gun.
Beta uprising now.
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>>1235367y>>123536769
Thanks! I'm kinda drunk and couldn't find it on my own
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>>123536919
Thanksgiving break. The kiddies are off and throwing tantrums.
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>>123536883
Papyrus, Muffet, NiceCreamMan, and BurgerPants come together to start a successful restaurant on the surface
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>>123536847
Gaster full stop, with the occasional person blaming Toriel for everything that happened
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www.generatorland.com/usergenerator.aspx?id=12011

what if...

>Annoying Dog is a physically stunted adult
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>>123537045
Wow, you really are drunk.
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>>123536730
I can always use my imagination!
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>>123536865
>>123536981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXvInQam2Rw
It was a prank though and they did fall for it. The message that was sent in was a joke from someone on tumblr. Still funny though.
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>>123536963
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>>123536847
Game Theory: GASTER from UNDERTALE, who is SANS from UNDERTALE'S DAD, created TORIEL from UNDERTALE as his SECRET WEAPON to KILL THE HUMANS that ACCIDENTALLY BECAME SENTIENT and then BRAINWASHED ASGORE from UNDERTALE into thinking HE KILLED the SIX CHILDREN from UNDERTALE when it was in fact TORIEL from UNDERTALE?????????????
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>>123536828
>Thought it was edited
>search youtube

>>123536865
>>123536981

Its real...
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>>123537075
Toby does look a bit too young for his age.
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>>123537062
I really hope that's it. I don't know exactly what, but today /utg/ has felt very different and it's kind of scaring me.
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>>123535527
There was some Sans in dresses in a few threads past, but I'll find you something. You want more magical girl anime crossovers?
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!
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>>123537091
Also Mobile is a bitch. Fucking horrible
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>>123537075
>WHAT IF
>The Riverperson is a ghost
Seems plausible
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>>123536828
I'm surprised people haven't seen this yet.
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>>123537110
better looking version of my last pic
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Reminder that since Toriel is a mom she probably enjoys Minion memes.
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>>123536034
Underswap is pretty cool. Bromalgamate is neat too.
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>>123537110
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>>123537186
we talked about it when it was new

but well, we also get a lot of new here
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>>123532661
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>>123535814
My headcanon is that getting determination through injection only gives a temporary boost
After a while, it'll wear off, and the Amalgamates as well as Flowey will die eventually
This'd also explain how Frisk took the reset powers from Flowey, his determination wore off enough for Frisk to override it
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>>123537167
no, this picture is canon
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>>123536823
>Hi, I'm Ian, thanks for tuning in
>Today, we're at the range, testing your heterosexuality
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>>123537136
Yes, it does feel different. It's been like this since late Tuesday/all of Wednesday, so I'm just assuming it's break. The threads are going a lot faster than they were a few days ago, too. It'll be over eventually, until winter break comes.
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>>123536605
Who is the worst character in the game?

>Asgore
murderer of 6 children

>Alphys
-experiments on living and dead beings
-literally playing god
-sexual affections toward a child murderer after the fact

>Toriel
-not paying attention that her kid is absorbing a soul, leave the ruins and get himself killed
-only acting to protect the 7th child from Asgore while still letting 6 other die
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>>123532287
as a heterosexual CIS male i prefer regular gay mettaton over this piece of shit
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>>123537197
That's okay. I think it's cute that she likes them, even if they are shitty.
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>>123537075

>Grillby is secretly Gaster
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>>123537105
Oh, well I was wrong. Thanks Anon, that was pretty funny. These people are always the most gullible. I know one time where this guy was basically tricked into reciting several Star Wars lines, and he didn't recognize what was happening.
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>>123537228
Yeah, that's the thing. It got posted pretty often. Maybe I should've said some people.
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>>123537247
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>>123537197
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>>123537116
>700 club
i didn't even need to know it wasn't an edit.
these fuckers will say anything is Satan for a quick buck.
>>123537075
>what if Chara is Chara?
>mfw
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>>123537116
It was really on the show, but it was submitted by some tumblr guy fucking around, not an actual obsessive Christian mother. Sorry.
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I love you so much /utg/
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>>123537209
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Post more mettaton
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>>123537267
Alphys

I played genocide just so I could kill her

I had to destroy the entire world to do it, but that's a small sacifice
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>>123537296
Yeah, the best part about it is that he says video games are evil and this is the game that punishes you for doing that sort of stuff, and there's a way to go through it by being a pacifist.

They are just so out of the loop and talk about things they don't have any knowledge on and don't research anything.
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Is freezing to death a relatively painless way to die? Does anyone have any snow, ice, or winter related puns I can read for as long as I'll be able? I think it'll be good to die laughing to myself.
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>>123537267
If we're going by "who's the most evil," there's Flowey. He did kill everyone literally so many times and in so many different ways that it has become dull to him.
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So anons, what's your chest hair like?
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>>123532665
>ask the tems about the androsynth
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>>123537415
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>>123537267
Alphys. It really pissed me off that she never even addresses the fact that she put a bunch of extra shit in your way to make herself feel more important.
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>>123537434
Given that it's slow and painful, I'm going to guess that it's not
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Pick only one on a date.
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>>123537267
>Asgore
Did to save his people (even though he is also a coward the events of the game and everyones happy ending wouldn't be possible without him doing what he did)
>>123537267
>Alphys
Led to flowey and everything shitty that happened with that, but also led to a bunch of monsters getting their loved ones back...sorta... but without her there also wouldn't have been a happy ending

>Toriel
Shes kinda creepy about the mom thing and let 6 kids wonder off and die and did very little to try and stop her husband (or at least gave up after while) but isn't really a bad charater + is Frisks mom

hmm... nope its still Chara, that fucker is responsible for everything to the point that it wouldn't even surprise me if the original monster vs human war was somehow their fault
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Post Goat Dad baby sitting.
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>>123537415
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>>123537415
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>>123537471
Mettaton says she was going to try to convince you to stay in the Underground after she 'saved you and became a hero'. She's the only person besides Papyrus who tries to stop you without killing you, and it only goes wrong because Mettaton takes over the show once you enter Core.
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>>123537471
She says that she's sorry, that she doesn't deserve to be forgiven for it, and then when she thinks you're the one who wrote the letter she goes on a date with you in an attempt to make amends.
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>>123537075
>What if Asgore killed Frisk once before?
>What if Flowey Is the Reason for All the Events That Happened In Undertale Because Special Font
>What if Undyne is straight

This is awesome.
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>>123536919
i feel this bad everyday :^)
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>>123537504
I don't date sluts.
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>>123537515
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>>123537504
Papyrus would friendzone me and Muffet would just steal my wallet, jewelry, and soul. Mettaton wins again.
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>>123537609

I don't think Papyrus would know what a "slut" even is.
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>>123537532
sorry to say this anon, but your husband is gay.
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>>123537640
gr8!
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>Tfw I haven't even committed a genocide irl and yet I'm having a bad time
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>>123537609
>Papyrus
>slut

Nigga what.
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>>123537504
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>>123537438
I keep shaving it but it keeps coming back. I just want to be cute but I can't with all this hair, and it never stops coming back.
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>>123537504
Muffet.
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>>123537415
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>>123537493

>slow and painful

That's the thing though. You lose feeling in your extremities with hypothermia and such. It wouldn't be hard for me to just fall asleep before it progresses too far I'd think.
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I want to hug Lewdster and listen to his voice.
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>>123537471
this
+she didn't even suck my dick
not only ugly but also a lesbian
real tumblr tier character
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>>123537653
>Papyrus
>Not a vapid slut

Where have you been, anon?
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>>123537698
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cz1haXrJlF
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Goatdad killed them kids for you and me anons so that everyone could be free.
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Underswap really isn't a bad AU, it has some cute art.
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>>123537698
Just listen for me. Human contact is scary.
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>>123537670
>Papyrus
>not the biggest slut
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>>123537667
Games are fair anon


Life isn't
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>>123537267
Everyone. That's the whole point. Even Papyrus is a self-centered blowhard with massive delusions of grandeur. Every character has terrible character flaws. The point of the game is to make friends with everyone even though they're all terrible, because they also have positive traits hidden underneath.

By definition, Chara is the worst character because they're the only ones who are irredeemable, and even then that's only if you don't subscribe to the "you redeem them by doing a pacifist run and letting their spirit rest in peace" headcanon.
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>>123537647

>more Mega-ton EX
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>>123536919
Because I'm horribly drunk like every day I don't have work. It hate my life and everything about it aside from work. I'm a prek teacher and its the one thing I enjoy, I make shit for pay and some days are horrible but its something I enjoy.
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>>123537379
Moms are cute! CUTE!
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>>123537694
>people actually believe this "it's just like going to sleep" thing

There's actually not too many worse ways to die than hypothermia, son. It's fucking excruciating.

source: almost died from exposure
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>>123537659
i know <3<3
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>>123537698
Has Lewdster even been around? He was going to record me something a few days ago and then just disappeared.
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>>123537729
nononononononono
nononononononono
NONONONONONO
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>>123537727
Papyrus is pure as driven snow! Toby even confirmed that.
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>>123537676
>Alphys tying a little bow on her tail to try and look pretty
thats good
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>>123537792

Could you describe what it was like then? I really do want to know. I was hoping a surprise trip to Antarctica would be the perfect opportunity, but if it's as excruciating as you say, I may have to find some other method.
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>>123537075

>Chara is a complex symbol for the Illuminati
HOLY FUCK
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Post comfy.
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>>123537512
>events of the game and everyones happy ending wouldn't be possible without him doing what he did

Hey, this is actually true. Finale boss woudnt destroy the barrier if Asgore didnt gather them. Why is Toriel mad again? That she can fulfill her dreams as a teacher? Knowing it was paid by sacrifice? But it's okay to blame someone as long as she didn't did that personally? What a hypocrite.
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>>123537824
He wished everyone a happy Thanksgiving and none of you guys but me even responded.
>>
who is the worst thundersnail character?
it's the guy holding the zapper
THAT'S RIGHT I AM INSALTING YOUUUUU
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>>123537910
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>>123537694
You still have to deal with feeling cold before you lose feeling
And your blood getting cold and probably chest pain and a headache as a result and just slowly losing your body and your organs failing over the course of probably an hour or so, half an hour at best
Not that it matters, it'll seem like time is moving a lot more slowly than it is anyway, especially since you'll probably start panicking at some point
Overall probably not all that good of a time, just shoot yourself instead
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>>123537729
>put this as my friend's alarm tone when he was taking a long shit
>set an alarm to go off at 3AM with vibration off

Waiting to hear back
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>>123537729
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>>123537929
Really? When was that? I must have completely missed it, or I would have too.
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>>123537910
>>
Goodnight, /utg/. Thanks for the daily laughs.
>>
well, that's another week down, next week for sure I'll build up the courage to ask out the qt at work
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I need Toriel to take care of me, /utg/. I need her so badly.
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>>123537561
In my playtrhough, he killed me 10 times (being described as "too many to count" when i talk to him)
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>>123537434
snowy would not approve
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>>123538040
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>>123537954
>>123537995

that's not comfy at all!
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>>123537923
Toriel is mad for a couple reasons, but I think the biggest reason she's such a hypocrite is she's just so emotional over the death of Asriel, and rather than face it, she'd rather have a grudge against Asgore over something else, than to think about Asriel for a moment. I also think she was upset at Asgore for not being committed to his plan as he was still quite the coward.

I hope now that the barrier's gone they finally made up. They deserve to.
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>>123537910
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>>123538065
Probably, but I'm too afraid.
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>>123538068
fine take this
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>>123538031
Why would you want to do that?

No really, every time people start talking about wanting to go out with someone or doing things with their gf or things their gf does that they have to put up with but like them anyway I just don't get it
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>>123537267
Asgore is weak, pathetic, and stupid. He did what he did because he thought it'd make people happy, but he didn't have the brains or strength to do anything else. He's a traumatized and damaged person, though, it's really not worth hating him for it.

Alphys is a fuckup, and just as weak and pathetic as Asgore, but ultimately she confronts her issues and comes clean about the mistakes she made. The amalgamates thing was horrific but couldn't have been predicted - she was experimenting on the consensually-donated bodies of people who were already dying and comatose, under Asgore's orders. Her failure is in how she responded to it, but ultimately she ended up doing the right thing.

Toriel is a traumatized and damaged person too - she lost her two children at an early age in a single night, and then was surrounded by her people and husband throwing away their morality and sense and declaring war on all humanity. It's little surprise she couldn't handle it and left in disgust, but she really needed to put her foot down with how she responded to it. And her handling of the children wasn't great, either - though in her defense, its entirely possible that some of them ran away rather than left with her permission. But that was really borne out of her wanting to believe in them, and wanting to let them make their own choices after being duly warned.

The worst character is Chara, probably.
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>>123537910
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>>123537434
If you get blackout drunk and pass out in a snowstorm probably. Lots of people tend to die that way.
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>>123537863
You don't actually go truly numb until the very end. You feel everything before that, including frostbite. I honestly can't imagine a worse kind of hell.

If you really want to go out in ice, then like I'd ever tell you that, anon. I don't know your situation well enough to give any advice, but I'm certainly not aiding you either.
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>>123537910
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>>123537960

>just shoot yourself instead

If that were an option I would have done so already. Thanks for a more realistic description though. Seems I can't catch a break even when trying to quit.
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>>123538123
You look so sad fishsticks.
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>>123537978
Somewhere in this thread >>123464687
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>>123537995
Damn. That one cuts pretty deep.
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>>123538129
better version
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>>123537729
Sadly, it's not exactly that voice I love him for.
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>>123538047

That's cold. Why wouldn't he? Snow skin off his back however I decide to ice myself. I'd just like to cool down with some jokes.
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>>123538185
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>>123538138
>Asgore is weak, pathetic, and stupid
>Pic related
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>>123538123
>mfw war is hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4
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>>123537739
I want to fuck that Papyrus.
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>>123538185
It's mostly because the woman she loved jumped into the abyss because of the human's actions after she befriended them and trusted them to not hurt anyone.
That'll put a damper on your mood.
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>>123538148

Doubt I'd be able to drink that much without having it come back up, but I'll keep that in mind.

>>123538152

>aiding me

Either someone else will, or I'll find the information eventually. Whatever helps you sleep at night I suppose.
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>>123538284
i cant stop looking at their feet

save me
>>
hold me /utg/
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>>123538383
ok
>*puts you in a chokehold*
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>>123538135
Maybe because I think she's cute, and I wanna spend more time with her?
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>>123538101
>Being mad that he husband is a cold-hearted monster
>still letting him kill kids because she hope that she can be free
>Still being mad that her husband is not a cold-hearted killer and actually back away from killing more innocents

I don't understand her.She is as much deep in that shit as he is. And if he is not an emotionless motherfucker but actually id it for her and his people then why all this hate?

Its like being mad at the husband that he killed a chicken for the dinner when his family is starving.
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>>123538294
>little undyne being that well dressed
you couldn't hope to keep anything remotely stuffy on a brat like her
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>>123538434
See, that's what I don't get
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>>123538292
>killed by a small child
>took the wimpiest middle road possible to avoid killing people while still declaring war on the surface
>couldn't come up with an alternative to the above plan which resulted in him having to take six human lives and would have led to either humanity or monsters being wiped out if he got the seventh without Frisk/Flowey intervening
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I love you guys.
Goodnight
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>>123538383
I'll only hold you if you're a skeleton.
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>>123538498
I love you too. Goodnight, Anon.
>>
Hey /utg/
Got done with Turkey shenanigans, so I can write now. The Papyrus sudoku fic is on hiatus right now, and I was gonna write some cute dad. What did I miss the past few hours?
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>>123538459
Frisk probably made her wear it.
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>>123538467
I don't know how to explain it then, sorry man.
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>>123538574
I suppose I still wouldn't get it even if you did, anyway
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>>123538538
Everyone's drunk and depressed now. me and that anon who wants to die in the snow anyways
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>>123538474
Okay this whole he killed them, did Asgore RUSH you to fight him?

Does he seem to want to even fucking fight you?
Do you think Asgore went out of his way to find the kids when they did fall, let alone KNOWING they where all going to be "kids"

>toby tweet

Yada yada, it contradicts his character.

>souls fight back

little kids steal beat up omega flower and and faggot rainbow goat. they would of been wiped out if the war happened.
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>>123538538
Shitposting mostly. Not even the fun kind.
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>spent all night reading fanfiction and then refining my own works
>past 9AM, going to bed
>gonna be missing the comfy hours

I guess I'm not above consequences.

Have a comfy time without me, /utg/
I really do love y'all.

>>123538538
Ficwise, people have been gushing over One by One and rightfully so, damn das good
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>>123538371
If you're really that keen on taking yourself out, then nothing a random anon says will stop you, but let me leave you with one piece of advice before you go.

If you think you won't be missed, then you really ARE an idiot.

http://i.imgur.com/f3j4JzX.png due to image limit
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>>123538451
it's because she is a woman, and women have very complex emotions that men have a hard time to understand.
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>>123538623
>>123538627
Sounds like fun
>>123538628
I've heard it's really good, haven't had the pleasure of reading it yet
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>>123538451
Humans also desrved it. They attacked first.


>Germany annihilating entire Poland and locking them remaining ones in a ghetto
>Poland King kills only 6 nazi kid to free his people
>Still, somehow he is a villain
>>
Reading these threads, I'm noticing that the people that hate a character the most are the people that pay the least attention to that character.
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>>123538634

I may be an idiot, but even I'm not stupid enough to think that. It's more a sort of cost benefit analysis and whether or not it would be sustainable or tenable to live under the projected conditions my life is moving towards.
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>>123538702
That's... actually a really good analogy
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>>123538709
nope
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>>123538625
Whether Asgore killed them or not is irrelevant to any of the points in that post.

It in fact makes him weaker and more pathetic for him to not have to do it himself but as a result of his policies which he never found an alternative for.
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>>123538709
So if I don't hate any of the characters, is that a good thing?
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>>123538628
What's it about?
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>>123531975
Smoking is bad, kids.
Don't touch the gaseous jew.
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requesting the little flowey gif where he rapidly raises his eyebrows
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>>123538753
It means you paid attention.
>>
Please don't leave me alone /utg/
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>>123538753
It means you understood one of the big points of the game which is that all the characters are flawed but ultimately good people who Frisk has to help except Chara, so yes.
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>>123538785
image limit nig.
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>>123538709
Pretty much.

If you set out trying to validate one character at the expense of another (A lot of Asgorefags blame Toriel for every one of his weaknesses) then you're dooming yourself to have a blatantly wrong and idiotic view of both.
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>>123538294
>flowey as a little sapling.
Kinda cute honestly.
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>>123538785
This?
http://i.4cdn.org/vg/1448598956677.gif
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>>123538879
ye, thanks~
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>>123538294
>>123538856
made me look at the image again to notice that. really goddamn cute/10
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>>123538846
Good thing I don't need to raise anyone else up to point out the problems with mengelizard.
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New thrwad when?
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>No Amlagmate based off of Flowey+Omega Flowey+Asriel
Why
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>>123538831
You are here, I am here, another anons a here. You are not alone.
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>>123538831

You'll always be alone anon.

The greatest joke in human history is the idea that we are capable of understanding each other.
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>>123538474
Was his plan really shit?

Toriel wanted him to go outside after getting one soul and then probably gather more sould of the adults. This plan was shit since:
>humans are much stronger than monsters
>openly attacking humans would cause another war right after barrier is destroyed

Right now, in the pacifist true ending everything is good because
>Asgore gathered human child souls over a course of years without raising suspicion or alarming humans (families of those kids probably thought that they died in the mountains or get lost)

>human kids are the weakest form and the only ones that could lose to the monsters, if he waited for adult human to come by then Toriel would get raped multiply times


Tl dr;
Asgore did what he had too and Toriel should be glad that he did the dirty work instead of her.
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>tfw like all the characters.
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>>123538702
Wow, that's a really good analogy.
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>>123538945
50 posts you impatient piece of filth
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>>123538963
Yes he is.
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>>123538720

At the risk of sounding like a hopeful optimist, you know the future's not set in stone. How much work are you willing to put in to get that good ending?

Also, why is almost everyone on /utg/ so severely depressed? The amount of sadness in these threads is approaching /r9k/ level.
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>tfw my favorite undertale roleswap only has one peice of art
>tfw i cant find it

someone post the one with sans and asgore swapped next thread pls
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does skeleton have pusspuss???????
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>>123538929
But you can ignore all her good traits and demonize her for no good reason.
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>>123537995

what was this statue supposed to represent?
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>>123539003
Thabks bae
>>
I though it was just some shitty over hyped indie game.
And now I'm here and cant leave. fug
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>>123538702
Except all the humans involved in the war are long, long dead. You fucking idiot. For all you know the humans involved wiped each other out in some tribal war shenanigans.
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>>123539049
It was implied to be a memeorial to Asriel that used to be in the fountain with the mettaton statue, until mettaton threw it out because he's a loveable, vapid, vain asshole.
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>>123539049
Asriel.
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>>123538954
thatd be neat
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>>123538997
I slightly disagree. It's mentioned that when Asriel accidently merged his soul with Chara, when the humans were attacking him, it was stated that Asriel had the power to destroy them all, but didn't. If Asriel could have with Chara, then Asgore easily would have been much more powerful.
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>>123539049
It's "goat kid" but look at the horns, my head cannon is that Asgore too the throne early on since his dad got owned, so they made of him when he was younger, sad young prince, but then I was told IT WAS THE GOAT KID, doesn't explain the horns.
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>>123539049
Did you check the statue of Mettaton in the MTT resort?

It's the discarded statue of Asriel that was there before Mettaton replaced it with himself. Which is why the tune is plays is a rendition of His Theme, Asriel's theme.
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>>123539113
>Asgore does nothing about this
Mr Dad guy needed a fucking spine
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>>123539113
>>123539120
>>123539134
>>123539140

that was what i'd heard from one anon but hearing it again gives it credence
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>>123539028

>you know the future's not set in stone

Of course not, but decisions are not made based on absolutes. They're made based on probabilities.

>How much work are you willing to put in to get that good ending?

There isn't any amount of work that I am capable of putting in at this point that would alter my course. Both as a result of being a self-fulfilling prophecy and from an actual lack of ability. Either way, the situation is a lose-lose catch 22, but at least it's humerus.
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>>123539097
>muh headcanon
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>>123538634
I don't understand emotional burdens over the death of a family member. I mean, it sucks, but I've always gotten over it.
Surely it must be even easier if they never contributed anything to the family and have nothing in common with you, like any old stranger off the street
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>>123538997
>Toriel wanted him to go outside after getting one soul and then probably gather more sould of the adults.
That's not what she wanted at all.
And a monster beefed up with a human soul that wasn't holding back would have wrecked bitches and grown in power as they absorbed even more.

>human kids are the weakest
Kids are cruel, Jack. And cruelty counts for a lot underground.
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>>123539017
Me too, then.
It's almost sad.
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>>123538294
>babby Gaster
>Flowey sprout
>spider cupcake
>weird bunny creature next to Annoying Dog
HNNNNNNGH
Are there more of these and if so link to artist?
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>>123539030
I don't recall ever seeing anything like that.
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>>123539219
>b-but the humans are nazis!
>so therefore it's okay to kill their ancestors because of their race for a crime we think they committed on us
>also we're going to war them!
everyoneisanazibutme.jpg
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>>123539159
>Asgore
>Spine
I love the big guy, but the only time he ever got the balls to actually make a real order was when his sons had both gotten killed and he was is full-on berserk mode, and we all know where that went.
There's probably a really good reason why Toriel was said to be the one REALLY running the show until she bailed out.
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>>123539035
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>123539125
Yeah but it would still cause world war III with entire human world. Whats the point of it if literally everyone except Asgore would get wiped out with bombs?

Asgore camping and waiting plan was the only good idea.
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>>123539035
NO!!!!!!!!!!
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>>123539035
no
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>Coworker apparently has a vivid dream where I get brainwashed by terrorists and attempt to blow up an airport with her young daughter inside, she shoots me to prevent this happening
>Tells everyone (including me) about it at work, finishes the day by telling me to 'make sure you do the right thing and be good, ok Anon?'
Eerily similar to Sans in the golden hall scolding me for killing a few monsters. Except really fucking weird because she and I are both real people, and I'm not in control of what weird shit her dream version of me does.
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>>123539275
If you examine the fountain at the MTT hotel, it says "Royal Memorial Fount - Built 201X (Replaced with Mettaton last week)". Chara was said to have fallen sometime in 201X, so it's not unreasonable to think that a memorial built in the same decade would've been related to all that.
>>
What if Dave Strider fell into the underground?
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>>123539293
Yeah, one of the big parts of his character is he's the king of all monsters that declared war on humanity, but he's actually just a big fluffybuns who doesn't actually want to hurt anyone and got himself in over his head.
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>>123539395
it would be an incursion.
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>>123539395
go back to /hsg/ please.
>>
http://bunkakke.tumblr.com/post/134043054742/theres-hardly-any-good-toriel-x-asgore-porn-out

Asgore and Toriel porn, some good shit.
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>>123539373
How horrifying, what a cunt she kt
>>
Asgore's other plan, wait out until he has 7 souls and THEN declare war on the human world, was also going to cause World War III with the entire human world. After all, he's been hyping his people up for the extinction of humanity for a century when the game starts, and he just needs Frisk's soul to kick it off.
If he goes out with just one soul he can get the rest real quick-like, become god, and be done with it.
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>>123539445
Why would Hearthstone General allow Homestuck shitposting?
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>>123531975
>lazy asshole
>smoking
>smoke billowing around him
this is meeting all of my standards
holy fuck
only way it could be better would be if it was a bong lol

>>123532372
hey man, you don't know what it's like, to have a fetish for lazy existential assholes who've given up on life, plus a smoking fetish on top
im dyin here
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>>123539225
Sure, if you're talking about a cousin or distant uncle or something killing themselves. I could not imagine and would never want to have to experience what it'd be like be a parent and lose your child to it.
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>>123539373
Man, I didn't know you could reset your own memories. That's impressive.
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>>123539497
>>123539497
>>123539497
>>123539497
Migrate, children.
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>>123539395
He stays with Toriel quite contentedly, because she's the loving mother figure that he never had and never even realized he wanted due to his unrelenting abuse at Bro's hands.

Aside from making some rather off-taste and racist comments about furries, I'm pretty sure he'd get along well with most underground residents he met.
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>>123539456
>Straight porn
>Straight porn that focuses on the male
Gross
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>>123539378
I'm guessing you quoted the wrong post.
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>>123539293
Toriel is free just becasue of Asgore. She would also be free if Frisk gave up his determination. Asgore literally did nothing wrong.

People are just mad that eggs had to be crushed to make a pie. There is no power of friendship bullshit that could destroy the barried. The souls would need to be gathered one way or another. And it shoudnt matter if they belong to children or to adults. Unless Toriel is this much of a hypocrite to judge human life.
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>>123539580
Nah, I quoted the right post.

I'm just on mobile so I didn't realise they were quoting a different post of mine.
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>>123539456

I'm very ok with this. I love Asgore xToriel
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>>123539590
You must make really shitty pies, Anon
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>>123539113
>>123539049
Mettaton only replaced the fountain a week ago, but if you call Undyne about the statue she mentions that the statue has been sitting there for a very long time, so Mettaton probably isn't the person who actually moved the statue.
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>>123539469
This is why he declare war in the Pacifist route? After he gather 7 souls, Toriel would still bitchslap him and he would go with the diplomacy plan like he alway intended too. He didn't want to kill any single child. And only backed away from further killing BECAUSE he didn't want to wage a war with humans. Not because of cowardice but because of compassion.
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>>123538294
Who's the bunny slime creature supposed to be?
Snowdin shopkeeper?
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>>123539549

chicks need porn too man
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>>123539590
Toriel was pissed at asgore because he half assed it.
She was right in that he could have just absorbed one soul and then quickly gather 6 more with his new strength, but he just sort of waited around letting his determination slip away.
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