/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

fuck off elige you hacking dog

allu's mom is pretty fine @eijakeiju.

>TFW NO KNIFE

:(

*le pro name*

*le something about them*

>>123500780
ok i never have had to consciously think of these things i just own

>>123501109
What about them, mate? What the fuck about them? Who are you talking about? Who, mate?

>>123500993
>http://oddshot.tv/shot/dreamhackcs-20151126135740977
reminder that we need 128 ticks demos and actual drivers inspection

>>123501339
he was just jittery senpai

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luminosity finally settled into na

>>123501440
I would be super jittery too if a cute guy like fiffy was watching me play in a big playoff (´･ω･`)

>be pro csgo player
>be winning high placements in tourneys and earning good salaries
>Hello guys . I can sign your profile or guns for donation (3+ $) . If you want sign in profile send me tradeoffer with donate and write "sign profile " . If you want sign in guns - send me steam offer with your guns and write "sign guns " / If you followed me on Steam i can sign it for free . Remeber ur wall must be unprivate . If you want to add me on friend list you must donate skins around 50$ . my tradeoffer link . Ty guys

Why do they do this?

>>123501928
Who? I want pros on my friendslist.

>>123502343
That's from Happy's steam profile. NBK did it too. In fact I think all French players do this. Were they all French Jews or some shit?

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>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win

>>123502779
And then you wake up and you still suck.

>>123501097
I have one :3

>>123502779
>Be a shitposter
>No one likes you
>Stop posting
>People get happy

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Reminder to vote for Counter Strike: Global Offensive at The Game Awards, fâms.

http://thegameawards.com/nominees/

You can also vote for your eSports Player of the Year and your eSports Team of the Year.
I recommend you to vote for Olof “olofmeister” Kajbjer and Fnatic, since they are the best in their respective categories.

>>123503341
can i has :3 i got an awp asiimov

>>123503578
no I dont even awp :/

>>123503463
hmm ok

>>123503658
i have a bizon too :(

IM NOT GETTING THE OPTION TO ACCEPT HOW THE FUCK DO I FIX THIS STUPID FUCKNG GAME

>>123503869
The issue occurs with some older routers with smaller mac address tables or something like that(been drinking). I have had this issue in the past and the solution is to go to Steam>Settings>In Game> and edit the drop down box "In-game server browser max pings/minute". It is default set to 5000, if you change this to 500 or 250 you will see the Accept button. This in no way will affect your gameplay.

EnVyUs or LG, guys?

>sean gares leaves
>the man
the legend

moe

>No ability to play game
>steam on browser is shit
>getting drunk with family for thanksgiving
>no way to talk with friends when buzzed
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc4REpJ9FsE

When is White Friday? Why the fuck are the white men being oppressed so much lately.

>get a hair cut
>really short
>win

>>123505217
Hello beta male. If you don't have hair that goes down below your chest, guess what. You are a balding manlet. For centuries long hair has been considered alpha.

xth for /vg/ players are shitters

>be bad
>stop watching anime
>become good
>win

what happens if i tie in a placement game
i was topfragging with everyone being double aks or dmg in my 3rd game
is my "invisible" rank gonna go up after this

>>123506190
yes

>>123506190
no

>wear shorts in public
>everyone laughs at me
>play cs
>be bad

i love pumpkin pie fampachi

>wear shorts
>win
>wear pants
>lose

>watching people play video games

>>123506649
good taste famas

>>123506859
this 2bh, its equal to being a cluck

https://twitter.com/LiquidGBJames/status/670013964588306432

HAHAHHAHAH

>>123506635
Gotta win jorts, f a m. all about jorts.

>>123507105
>https://twitter.com/LiquidGBJames/status/670013964588306432

he's right. the analysts in this scene are severely overrated

>>123507105
what

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>get missed queue and the queue doesnt' even pop up

what do. this problem has been going on for 3 days. I can't even play video games

>>123507105
well he has a point

telling NA teams to shuffle their rosters for the 1000th time doesn't do much if you're shuffling the same garbage t3 players around and hoping they hit a good hotstreak or favorable balance patch like c9 did

>>123507951
>>123507578
>>123507574

>16-0
16-0
>16-0
16-0
>16-0
16-0
>16-0
16-0


NA CS
>NA CS
NA CS
>NA CS
NA CS
>NA CS

>>123506649
I had some hella good pumpkin pie and some pecan pie today
Fucking delicious as hell

>>123508107
is NA good at literally any game anymore?

i was gonna at least say fighting games but a european has won the main event of evo more recently than an american has

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So I'm hovering at ~50 hours right now and thinking about going into Comp for my first time.

Don't know map callouts or any shit like that, how fucked will I be?

>>123507610

Steam > settings > ingame > server browser max ping: 500

>>123508668
call of duty

>>123508668
they are still top in fightan, m8

dunno his name but this nigger furry is still goat

>>123508701
You'll be fine. Just pay attention to noise and don't make a lot yourself.

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hey csgog! Am i kawaii~ enough for you? ^__^

>>123509058
now why would you go and make a shitpost like this when everyone's having a good time in here

>>123509058
where did you find this picture of me

>>123508668
Literally every team to win a top doto tourney in recent times has had at least one NA carrying them (with skill, not playing a carry if u follow)

>>123508107
>NA 0-16
>same clique of shitty players shuffled between the major orgs while any promising NA palyers are doomed to fuck off in literal who teams instead of getting a chance to prove themselves
>EU teams only getting better and having more and more new faces and new teams popping up
>chinese teams from CS clones like crossfire are switching over to CSGO
>koreans are switching to CSGO, MVP is opening a CSGO team
>Brazilians and other south americans are slowly being able to afford computers that can run CS and will make more teams and players
>teams switching to more lucrative esports with easier levels of competition for NA shitters like league of legends or HoTS
>overwatch is coming and will siphon a ton of FPS players thinking they can go pro in that before it ends up DOA
it's all downhill from here for NA CS. this is the darkest timeline.

>>123509289
that's really grasping at straws, NA dota is shit

they used to atleast have EG but EG is pretty mediocre now too

I hope I get a karambit rust knife for my stained

thanks for reading

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>>123510652

hey dude thanks for sharing keep us posted!

>>123510892
ok I sent one offer so far. lets see if the guy accepts!

It’s like playing five-dimensional chess against the world. It’s like one of the smartest games I’ve ever played, you’ve got to have dexterity, you’ve got to be quick. This is a real sport and people are going to figure it out really really quick.

Who in CLG do you think is going to get dropped?

Tbh
-cutler
-fns
+uber
+koosta

So I'm kinda new to CS (Not played since Source almost 10 years ago, and then it wasn't that much).

Does literally everyone use the AWP and camp? Cause that seems to be every single game in the casual mode for me.

>>123512020
lmao

>>123512020
>casual mode
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>123512020
we dont play csgo here
you're better off asking reddit

>>123512020
this is gambling and shitposting general son

>>123511951
hazed probably considering he's been bottomfragging all year.

>>123512148
>>123512242

What should I be playing then?

I thought that would have been best for a new player.

>>123512368
playing? what are you, twelve?
you should be watching streams and betting skines boi

>>123510345
>pretty mediocre
they just got 3rd in a major fuccboi..
and probably could have won if ppd didn't have salt flashbacks and pick sven for baby artour

>>123512020
listen to
>>123512287

>>123511951
c9 might be able to get tarik out of his contract. clg might be a done deal by next year

>>123512368
Play DM and get aquatinted with the glock, usp, m4, ak, and awp until you get level 3. Then play matchmaking and play enough games to be given a rank, keep playing and trying to move up in the ranks.
Every other game mode is full of retards who either don't try or are only there to shit on those who don't try. MM is the same to an extent but it's more difficult to do so.

>>123512287
>>123512339

Oh, I see.

Thanks anyway.

>>123508668
>call of duty
>halo

>>123508668
OPTIC GAMING

>be noobs in pijama
>be terrible
>start cheating
>still lose
http://oddshot.tv/shot/dreamhackcs-2015112616457714

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>hmm
what did he mean by this ?

>>123513879
and where the fuck is the cheat?

>>123512580
Tarik would be decent for c9 but imo they should just get hiko, semphis back and drop freak. N0thing can call setups and semphis mid round with impunity now that sgares isn't there anymore to have petty leadership squabbles. Just have to tell shroud and n0thing to stop being pussywhipped faggots and start entrying on t side like they always shouldve been doing.

>>123513879
>http://oddshot.tv/shot/dreamhackcs-2015112616457714
?????
are you mentally handicapped, he was preparing for the close peek infront of the box

also i love how he looks down at the end like he's trying to use his spray key.. NO FUN ALLOWED FOREST SORRY!

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>>123513985

hmmmm

>>123513985
It was after the first 16-0

>>123514068
I dunno, imo freak isn't the problem, he does his job as entry and usually ends up trading/being traded, it's a hard job that doesn't get many great flashy plays. Shroud on the other hand has been terrible on lan for a while now, his puggy playstyle shows and good teams take advantage of it.. they need an actual coach to get Shroud in line. N0thing i think is next to go, I just think he dislikes csgo and doesn't go hard like he did in 1.6

also no spammable walls for him to exploit.

>>123514278
>sean leaves for a day
>NA immediately falls apart
rip

ded

>>123514068
yeah, shroud plays like he's trying to get fucking rws on esea

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streaming some shitty autistic csgo
.tv/alabamity

>>123517393
you can't hit a fucking awp shot
also I'm watching on livestreamer

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Should I get this mousepad to play CSGO?

>>123517740
i dont get it

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>Tfw became unranked because of inactivity, was Gold Nova 3 before
>Been playing a shitload of deathmatch, finding a better sens and stuff like that
>Start playing ranked again
>People play like shit and I can see the reasons for why they play like shit but I choke like a retard, don't control my sprays properly and get picked off while holding grenades
>Still drop 30 bombs

Do people just not try to improve in this game, or what? I still consider myself a shitter but I could probably easily become MG2 or MGE if i just grind out games

>>123517740
yes

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>4 Russians on team that refuse to speak English
>They all suck

Like, FUCK, how are they still awake at this hour? Is it the eastern Russians? It can't be, they shouldn't be on the same servers as me.

>these dumb odds on the vp match
>tfw snax+4 2-0s shitquid

I would suck a man's penis for this fucking game to bring me any joy again

>>123518875
>how are they still awake at this hour?
ITS REAL NIGGA HOURS

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operation dropping hot this friday

>>123519221
Don't do that, you'll associate the fun of playing cs with dicks. It happened to me and now I can't play without a large Russian man fucking me in the ass while calling me a whore in Russian.

>>123504779
Please respoond.

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>>123519432
>mafw

>>123519432

operations do not drop on fridays

they drop on tuesdays

>>123519686
bet on lg envy is terrible now they lost 16:8 against nip
I would say lg will win for sure trust me

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>>123519823
>>123519739
>mafw it's just another bad moneygrab by valve with a shitty meme story dropping on sunday

>>123519432
>>123519739
Reminder to neck yourself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8i_a6F_K0I

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>>123520027
>neck yourself
stop the reddit offtopic please

>>123520218
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.

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>>123520449
baited for this exact response

hay guys i was just thinking about ow everyone's all like "LIFE IS LIKE AN FPS WITHOUT A RESPAWN LOL" but sometimes the admin just sets respawn delay to be WAY TOO LONG, so it sorta seems like there's no respawn, and you kinda forgot you're playing the game until suddenly you're out in the open and soom AUG whore ganks you and I think this could be it because even if a bunch of cavemen did respawn and were all like "HOW I BUY CLUB" just now, we'd probably put them in insame asylums or they'd join up with terrorists or something so no one would really notice until we get, like, the black plague respawn in a billion years and on top of that sometimes nobody respawns until one team wins the match so maybe what we did wrong was breed too fast, so the match went on and on before one team could kill the other and now all we gotta do is finish off the other team and there'd be like A GOOGOPLEX RESPAWNS and everyone'd be all like "GG lol" but most of 'em would be sarcastic because they've been in observer mode with jesus for trillions of years and the whole time they were like "HE'S BEHIND THE FUCKING BOX".

>>123521580
lmao this pasta is at least 5 years old

legacy will beat liquid then lose to VP again. Trust me.

Do I

>spend $50 on steam controller

or

>buy bitcoins and buy things with it

>>123522936
Buy weed.

>>123522994
this

>>123522936
buy anime

>>123522936
>controller
nah

>>123523594
I'm planning on using it for my smurf to derank

>>123523667
buy weed, play with just zeus + CZ75, you'll derank.

this guy wants me to overpay for his rust coat...

fuck him

http://steamcommunity.com/id/MineneUryu/

CS:GO Please or anything

>>123524774
sent ;)

Just stopping by to say fuck CS:GO.

I used to enjoy playing occasionally, but a while back when they introduced the level system, I got fucked.

I have to fucking get to rank 3 just to play competetive? Really? I clocked 200 hours into the game, and you're locking out the 1 part of the game I enjoyed?

I dont want to play this casual mode shit for like 15 hours to get to rank 3 to actually enjoy the game, fuck you.

I've been pretending to be a girl on a female only team for a month now, claiming to have a broken mic. How much longer can I keep this up?

when im on the mountain?
>killimanjaro

>>123525690
Just get a voice changer and learn to talk like a girl.

>>123510981
I traded my bayonet slaughter mw for karambit blue steel ww :)

>>123526380
explin this meem plz

>>123528612
i think it's something to do with the blacks

>>123528612
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ldN9fNhZcsQ

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>watching Colgone rerun
>everyone is dressed boring as shit, same jeans, same jerseys
>JW is the only person wearing hot crimson pants
Absolute madman.

>>123522994
>>123523282
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>123522936
buy steam sale games

>>123522936
why buy a steam controller now?
maybe in a couple of years, yeah but not now, m8. Better off with a ps4/xbone controller imo

>>123525535
get rekt kiddo

>download and use hiko's cfg
>lose

fuck csgo

>>123533564
you brought this on yourself

i fucking hate white people

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I'm lonely

>>123534117
what game is this

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>>123522936
i just bought h1z1 because i saw m0E and the hammies play it and it turns out it gets boring really fucking fast but its fun i guess if i could actually run it

>>123533984
>There are more women than black people in CSGO
gotards?????????????????

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>mfw ended somehow in a server full of indians with me being on 40ping and them on 120+

The most bizarre experience of my life.

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>>123534787
>mfw they take a shit mid game

poo in the loo

>>123534864
>poo in d2

http://vimeo.com/111506778

damn..

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>>123535539

>>123534172
It's a streamer meme game senpai, you've been duped.

>>123535539
JUST

does bene still volunteer at the cat shelter?

>>123506635
is this an american thing?
here in europe people only laugh if you wear shorts and are fat and ugly

>tfw came back from a 10-0 game and won 16-14
feels gud boys

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>>123540469

>>123533564
are you fat?

>>123540515
i actually take adderall but it wore off 4-5 hours ago

at some point they got to 14 rounds and we had to win about 8 in a row or something like that without dropping a single round, was a pretty tense game

some pretty awesome moments too

our shitter DMG friend we invited got some crazy full auto famas spray kill from b to long in a 1v1 when it was 14-14, we were all shitting our pants

>Just played 1.6 and source again
>Both feel better than GO

Epic Valve.

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>>123541140

>>123540690
nobody cares you sperg
stop blogging

>>123541140
yeah go is terrible
if you play it long enough you forget just how terrible it is until you try other cs again

>>123541215
sorry i thought this general was for talking about csgo like sharing cool match stories

>>123541169
damn, that's old asf tbhfam

>>123541249
no that's what reddit is for

>>123541140

Aiming in 1.6 feels super damn clunky and spraying even more so

>>123541397
I only started cs this year and when I hopped on the earlier versions I couldn't felt that so hard, I just can't get into it

>>123541397

Deagle is so fucking garbage when compared to CSS and 1.6

dazed look like he about to pop any second my nigga

someone post so I can use my new okay emoji image

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>>123541753
(You)

used to call me on my cellphone

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>>123541753

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>>123541878

>>123541543
deag is just fine if you aren't a shitter with bad aim

>>123541397
only if you forget to

disable vsync
disable maccel
disable m_smooth
use -freq to force ur monitor hz
and not go above 1024x768

otherwise, 1.6 still feels 10/10 to csgo's reddit/10

>>123544650
oh and set fps_max and your rates+interp

too many newbois just boot up 1.6 without configing it at all and wonder why it feels janky

lol

>redditor makes a thread saying 1.6 feels like shit
>gets asked if he set his rates
>"huh?"

#groanzone

>>123544775
fps_override 0
fps_max 350
>disable vsync
>disable maccel
>disable m_smooth
>use -freq to force ur monitor hz
and not go above 1024x768
Use rinput if you're in win7/win8/win10/ anything but windows XP/2000, or you will always have mouse accel

>>123545221
You can just install marck acceleration fix and forget about it completely.

>Not playing with 0.1@400 with huge acceleratin to be
1) perfectly accurate
2) get super sick epic sick nasty godlike flick shots

Legacy or Liquid, my lads?

>>123546208
Liquid

>>123546208
Legacy

>>123546208
yes

>>123546208
no

I feel like all games at global are either stomp the welfare globals or get stomped because my team is welfare globals

>>123507574
what has thooorin ever said beside the obvious? More importantly, nothing he says involves fixing. Just what has happened

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Is Richard Lewis our boi?

>>123547591
You ever think you're the welfare global?

>>123547770
Of course senpai~

>James O'Connor @LiquidGBJames 11h11 hours ago

>Most NFL analysts and comemntators are ex-NFL Pros / Coaches. Not writers. But we're in the early stages. Just be careful who influences you

>>123547770
he is OK as a clown like personality

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Every time they mentioned score I just can't help laughing

>0-16

>>123547879
of all ex-1.6 players to suddenly reappear, why the fuck jame^s of all people? he was always fucking trash but kept around because of the eternal '>m-muh IGL' meme.

US are going to fucking destroy these Aussie clucks. Quote this post.

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>betted 13 value on ausfags

>>123547770
he's pretty cool and doesn't afraid of anything tbhfam

Liquid will lose

liquid will either win or lose

>>123548262
absolute madman

>tfw eating dinner and watching rerun of cologne 2014

better times

>>123548409
>tfw watching reruns of IEM 1.6
best times

>>123548428
>tfw watching reruns of IEM WW II

bestest times

that aussie neckbeard heart

>>123548409
uhhh NiP fangay?

>Eco doesnt beat anti-eco
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........................ GOTARDS???!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

damn aussie is free as fuck

>>123548492
>tfw not watching rigged games at all

chuck norris times xD

>shit aussies vs shit muricans
>bo3

o_o

>legashit

SoBayed
can't even frag adren at red hp

what the fuck was that, cunts?

>shitacy

I've been a gamer most of my life, specifically attracted to shooters and RPGs, both single player and multiplayer modes. I used to sit around for hours in gaming sessions, playing through those nice story games like Deus Ex, Fallout, Assassin's Creed, etc. I've probably played every game worth playing up to 2 years ago.

After starting to play CS GO and getting good at it, I became addicted, I really liked playing the game, improving and assimilating every bit of information I found about it. Currently, I have over 3000 hours of gameplay, and probably over 3000 competitive games.

After being involved with CS GO, I noticed that whenever I wanted to play a worthwhile game that launched, say GTA V or Fallout 4, I was losing interest really fast and I wasn't finding much fulfillment in the game other than "let me finish it and check it off my list", things that weren't happening before.

Indeed, the game has its unique traits that makes it appealing to people, like the gameplay, the teamwork, the meta, etc. However, more often than not I would find myself ALT+Tabbing out of my quest-like game every 10 minutes to check my e-mail, or browse around Facebook, etc, and I felt like I wasn't enjoying the games anymore. Over time, I've seen people relate to that, but I didn't make a connection until now.

Competitive games alternate fast paced action (executes, post-plant, clutches etc) with short breaks (when you're watching deathcam, freeze-time, etc), every cycle being around 2 minutes, and with a short break after every match.

If you play the game a lot, perhaps your brain makes a lot of connections there and expects your gaming sessions to be similar to the way you got it used to by playing CS GO. Fast paced alternating with short breaks, and all the other games that don't follow this pattern seem unappealing, so you feel the need to stop playing them and do something else.

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busta busting some american nuts

>>123548820
kill yourself

*sniffs*
*raises eyebrow*
*looks around*

anyone else smell a reddit?

legacy? more like SHIT

>>123548875
i smell shit

>>123548927
you need to wipe more thoroughly :/

>>123548820
that reddit though

So after 3k hours of CS:S, playing GO since beta, 500 competitive wins and a few game uninstalls I have now reached global elite. Unlike few other people I am not here to brag about having achieved anything, actually I hate every single second of it and looking to rank down asap and I will of course explain why because typing stuff is cool.

Ranking up to Global Elite is such a fantastic achievement that I should have! It marks that I am one of the best, and only good players can reach it! - False. First of all you need a tons of wins in a row for some odd reason to reach it, that when you actually do you really get to question the reasoning behind why it takes what it takes to get this rank.

The way I reached global elite was when I recently ranked down to LEM from supreme. I then played 1 single match and I ranked back up to supreme immediately. After that I played with a friend of mine for 9 straight hours, 9 in the morning till 18 afternoon winning a total of 14 wins and 1 draw until I got global elite.

I didn't feel like I achieved anything because my other 485 wins felt like a complete waste. I have been supreme for over 400 of my games and I just only reached global elite now, by having a lucky winstreak with a friend that I would probably most likely never get again. Not because that I am bad and got lucky with wins - No, it is because not only should it be impossible to win 15 games in a row against players with equal skill as you, but also because it is a cheating paradise, which makes getting any sort of convincing winstreak very limited.

So not only have I not become a better player from when I was supreme, but I was out of shape and did nothing special during the 14 wins, but played like I would always do, hold my ground and get along with the vibe of a sudden winstreak that came out of nowhere.

>tfw playing Halo 5
>FPS with a controller

smdh tbhfam

>>123549098
Global Elites must be the best players in the game! - False. As I have mentioned earlier, being a global elite is almost no different to majority of the supreme players. I was supreme for 400 competitive wins without reaching global elite, and I just reached it now and have no trouble carrying games as I used to. Is it because I became a better player than before? That's a big no. I am currently out of my best shape and I have had countless better matches as I was supreme, than I have now but yet I am still global.

That just makes me feel bad about all the supremes and even LEM's that have the skillset to become global elite, but most likely won't in a very long time because the system is build in a such outdated and frustrating way, that it definitely does not represent the best there is out there. Alot of players are cheated from their true rank and it is sad.

The journey/system to ranking up to Global encourages players to cheat and exploit - That is a massive true. After all this time I've always thought that I was just too bad and needed practise to reach global elite, but after coming up here I realised how dumb this system actually is, and I could totally see why people choose to exploit and cheat their way up here, because quite frankly it is just designed to frustrate people that they would rather abuse it than feel cheated out of it.

As I have mentioned, you need a ridiculous amount of wins in a row to reach it... and there is NOTHING in that winstreak of yours that indicates that you've become a worthy/better player than supreme. It is just a massive luckfest that you have no control off at all, it's completely out of your hand and unfair. - Unless you start exploiting or cheating, then you might force your way illegally to optain that needed streak to rank up.

The fact that the majority of the pro players can and are stuck in lower ranks, because of how absurd this system is, shows the inconsistency of it.

>>123549098
reddit is so bad
taking this long to get global and still having confidence (kuck) issues

I got global on 2 accounts no problem

Who the fuck are legacy

is futa gay?

>>123549159
Xdd that fucking post though

>>123549159
Hows the life of a Global elite exactly? - Miserable. If you are looking to reach global elite and still plan to play matchmaking afterwards, then don't do that at all.

So far my everyday has just been about spectating the cheaters on my team vs the cheaters on the enemy team, whoever has the better trigger decides the factor of the game. The VAC banwaves have absolutely no effect other than the first couple of days.

There are most likely more cheaters up here than legitimate players, that's pretty certain. There are cheaters in every single game and if not every game, then every other game. The rumours about cheaters up here are true in every way, you just can't play, and you will lose your rank again very fast if you keep playing.

Another absolutely terrible thing about it are peoples expectations. When you have that global elite medal, people/friends you queue up with suddenly think that you are a god amongst men, that you are definitely going to carry this game hard and win it for them.

People doesn't realise that this is a team game, and if they play like shits, that would also affect your ability to carry and win the game. So not only are you against frustrating cheaters everywhere, you are also under heavy pressure from every single individual that sees and knows your rank.

>>123549209
Conclusion - So to sum things up here, global elite is definitely not a positive thing in this game. The way to rank up there is just wrong and unfair towards many players, and at the same times encourages exploiting and cheating because it is so frustrating.

Being global elite does not at all represent how skilled you are as a player, because quite frankly a lot of LEM's and supremes are exactly as good as 90% of global elites. Not to mention the amount of players that have been boosted up here, and still are in a daily basis. All you have to do is wait until some VAC banwave arrives, and then spam matches that day, until you perhaps get lucky enough to get a long winning streak going on. This is basically all it takes.

Being global elite does not make you anywhere near the level of actual pro players, it is two different worlds and never think that if you are global elite, that you might have a chance of getting picked up by a team - This is CS, not mobas. The process of getting into the pro scene is completely different from this mess, because it is such an unreliable source.

Cheaters are everywhere. If you want to spectate cheaters, just spectate a few global elite games. I mean if a Valve employee would just get some popcorn and spectate global elite matches, I bet there would be more bans than those ban waves we get every now and then. It is a bad experience that I can assure you, you would not enjoy and you are just better off playing ESEA, face IT or other stuff than wasting your time for this.

>>123549173
that reddit post was pre welfare ranks when global was legitimately difficult to get and several pros didn't get it

Somebody AWP me where it hurts!

Give it to me /csgog/! Ugh!

>>123549352
nice meme you retard
pros didn't play matchmaking at all, the ones who did (mOE, seangares, etc.) all were global long before the dreamhack 2014 explosion

>>123549173
Proven by the fucking moron who played with Z, S, D, Q because 'thats what scream plays with'

Today I sold all my skins and uninstalled CS:GO for quite a while, and thought it made sense to say goodbye to the subreddit that I frequented so much during my playtime as well!

The reason being is a month ago I was diagnosed with a heart condition (Idiopathic Systolic Heart Failure) and had to go through a huge lifestyle change. I was independant for two years, and had to take a break from the school I loved and move back with my family. Now I have to track every second of exercise I do, eat overly-healthy, and most importantly not get too stressed out. It's a boring lifestyle, and I hate it, but I suck it up because I could be in a lot worse of a situation.

Unfortunately, I have decided that it's best for my health to stop playing Counter-Strike. I recently got to LEM, which I feel is quite an accomplishment for me. Although, I started to take the game too seriously. It was all about wins and skins. If we lost a match or rounds didn't go my way, I'd get sad or mad. Playing competitive put too much stress on me, and I tried playing at lower ranks to try and combat it, but I hated the feeling of not being able to progress and outperform players who weren't at my skill level. It wasn't fair, and it wasn't fun.

Community gamemodes were fun with friends, I even made a video showing off Dodgeball! But they didn't satisfy my urge to play competitively.

I've been playing since I was 11, so for 9 years. Granted, only got into playing comp on CS:GO in the last 2 years. I'll still be watching my favorite teams, and cheering on my friends, but it's for the best I take some time off.

Now I'm going to focus on relaxing, working on my hobbies, and trying to have fun with what I have.

I loved all the dank memes, shitposts, and drama of this subreddit. Seriously, it's so active and fun here, so I'm sad to see it go. I'm sure I'll pop in every now and again to see what's up and new, but I think it's best if I unsubscribe.

So this is my goodbye.

>>123549442
kek

>flashing and pushing through a smoke last round when liquid have been playing slowly the whole half

fucking why legacy

How long does it take to acvtually get good? started playing today and i feel pretty shit (never played shooters before)

>>123549606
Be prepared for plenty of people lying about how long it took them to make themselves seem better

>>123549606
it takes about PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE

is LE Gacy reddit's team?

>>123549643
took me 500 hours to get to global fa.m

>>123549734
Is Legacy a team?

>first liquid gun round
>legacy get shit on

:)

go back to playing rugby m8s

>>123549850
>Rugby
Oh lord kek

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>>123549850
hordes of angry cunt you's incoming

>>123549734
Is Lequid reddit's team?

OUR FAT BOY

legacy just aren't very good at cs

>>123549850
You cuuuuunt.

But seriously rugby is a better sport than American gayball

State of origin > Cricket > Soccer > AFL > American gayball

Thats right gayball is under AFl in which a bunch of men in booty shorts slap each other on the ass kicking a ball.

>>123549989
No, Cloud9 is. Reddit circlejerk over C9 like no other team ever. They are the Queen/Skyrim of CS GO.

>>123550165
>Le fug le AFL
kek stay mad bogan

>>123550231
Mate id be a bogan if i actually liked AFL.

>>123550282
Sure you would be, dave-o :^)
Did you make sure to hit the bottle-o after knocking off from the job site today? I hope youre not still in your hi-vis, wouldnt want to stain it with XXXX

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Don't really like this meme man desu.

I'm reaaady to love. ;_;

>>123550373
Nah mate, got XXXX all over my Chefs and of course mate, have a bottle-o next door Bob.

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Umm gotards?

>>123550727
If you go into League of Legends, Theres some weird guy/girl thing playing something else and has 14.5k views. Check mate.

>>123550727
1-2 pm in europe

Jesus, Fifflaren on a 1minute rant about BBC.

what is the maximum number of wins for global to not be bad

>>123549606
perfectly doable in 300 hours if you're really dedicated

>>123550727
ummmmmmmmmmmm

Elige's left pinky though

>>123550727
yo dont do this, lolg is famed for not posting in dota threads, dont shit up csgog

>>123551119
hes using csgog lingo its not lolg lol

>>123551119
>lolg is famed for not posting in dota threads

But that's literally not true.

>>123550727
Current dreamhack is just a Tier 4 team vs australian pug team.
Who actually wants to watch that?

THAT FUCKING RAZ SPRAY
lel

>>123551164
relative to the dota shitposting in lolg. its almost 50 posts per thread vs maybe 1 average in dota2g

>no dick being shoved up against my face
umm.. gotards??

*unzips*

Never knew moku was such a fatty, i've always versed him on esea.

Trading inv 4 fiffy nudes

why would raz jump off of boost like that lol

did anybody see that

lol

>>123551571
should have seen earlier when his teammate pop flashed him in to main and he completely fucked up his spray

Who is this literal MingLee?

>>123551605
does this make legacy our boys

>pistols win again
That fucking game, I swear.

this match is boring asf famtbh

what the fuck was that round roflmfao

>boosting on A with no control of mid
NA CS

>Ausfags going one and one and not trading as Ts

Reminds me of my solo mm games lmao

>not letting me suck your cock
but why?

>>123552019
What we do best m80

What happened? Csgog told me that AUS cs is superior to NA CS and I just lost 200$

I want to kiss Fiffi on the lips~

Hiko sweating from playing games

Doesn't this scream "stop gaining weight"?

why is there no overwatch in casual or dm? look at this guy its so obvious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQd2r3D4roo

>>123549159
This is epic

supremes are 100% garbage because anyone who doesnt reach global after welfare ranks simply doesnt have a brain

>>123552364
It was the 3rd best AUS team vs the best NA team. So the NA team edged out the AUS team by a few points. If it was the second best team, they would've lost.

>>123552513
Unless its hot as fuck in those booths from all those fat fucks, then yeah it fair does.

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>>123552513
I sweat when I play and I'm skinny. I only sweat under my 'pits tho.

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>tfw watching from bed with my bf

>>123553837
nice thread gotards

>>123552758
I'd lick your sweaty pits :3

any pro traders here?

should I trade my karambit stained WW + little add for a karambit rust WW ?

It would be a profit but the amount of total karambit rust sold is quite low and I wonder if theres a high demand for it

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I'm considering going high on NiP vs NV. Thoughts? NiP has taken 5 maps in a row vs NV and some convincingly. Considering this is NiP's last LAN, I think they are gonna give it their all.

Do you think allu will ever play in a T1 team again after NiP disbands Jan 1st?

how do we fix north american counter strike?

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>casual servers are full of 9:1 K/D ratio privates rank 1 and 2 with obvious wallhacks and aim assist
>competitive servers are full of 9:1 K/D ratio privates rank 3 and 4 with obvious wallhacks

How does the community endure steam sales?

>>123554857
move them all to aus and make them less entitled shits?

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>>123554949
I'm GE with about 100 wins and I've only seen obvious hacks like twice. I don't know why you guys are so quick to call hacks on anything.

>>123554949
stay in global where smurfs dont exist and cheaters cant stay without getting overwatched unless theyre good enough to hide it which is rare

>>123554965
austards get 16-0'd too tho

>>123555003
You probably only play on NA servers.

>>123555073
only after going to america, NA infected them

>>123554949
thanks for reminding me, just made a smurf of my own :)

bought a Rival 300 Fade

AMA

>>123554806
NV are definitely going to win. It's a NIP-NV rematch. There's no doubt about it.

And no, I certainly hope Allu never gets to play in a T1 team again. He's not even a T2 AWPer and lacks any variety in his game. Even Forest is a better AWPer. Fnatic has 4 AWPers that are better.

>>123555649
its shit

frenchies or BR, /csgog/?

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>>123554949
>make new smurf
>90bomb myself to lvl2 in dm
>get VACbanned under 4hours

Mfw

>>123555736
that's not a question you rudeboi :(

>>123555717
Forest has definitely become a better AWPer. NiP has a really good track record against the new NV line-up though. No shox, no NiP choke.

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>>123555746
>lying on an anonymous shitposting forum

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>the match has still not started

fiffy is on /twitchlounge

with james duffield

they're talking about cumming together

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>>123555717
>There's no doubt about it.

>>123555854
f-fiffy is so lewd all the time

makes me flustered (´･ω･`)

>>123555817
http://steamcommunity.com/id/animesandweed

LMAO KENNYS LOOKS LIKE HE'S MELTING TBQHWY

is kennys autistic?

>>123556471
yes

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>ENVY

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>>123556615
>Envyforcebuy

>buy pistols
>win

this meme will NEVER die will it?

>lose pistol
>win second with a forcebuy

this meme will just not go away

the pistol meme is stronk

>>123556471
those pistols though, family

>dye hair
>win games

uhm GO tarders????

>>123556663
>>123556668
>>123556684
>>123556673
hiro

>all these yuro wearing USA/sports caps

uhh yuros?

>>123556351
how stupid are you?

>>123556856
guaranteed (you)s

>>123556910
>asking an anime how stupid they are

oh I am laffin

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>frogs getting BTFO

>>123556910
looks like a public hack otherwise you won't get banned in a matter of 4hours tbhfam

anime once again being stupid

FRANCE IN FLAMES (yet again after 13.11)

>>123557037
*gasps*

Put some pants on, anime!

>Dye hair
>lose
GOTARDS?!?

they are throwing for skins
only explanation for what they were doing after that plant

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>>123557249
>m-my countrymen couldn't possibly fuck up this badly

>>123557307
I really hope we don't have any BRs here

fer does the same play over and over and over and it keeps working, lel

>economy getting reset
>have more equipment on self than the lose bonus
>get into fight anyway

france in flames?

>envyus
>good
lol

>losing to a team that got 16-0d

uhhhhhhh envytards?

>tfw cheering for NV because I didn't bet on LG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqWzfH71Bww

>NA molotov

>forcebuy
>no head armor
>get fucked by aimpunch
Fucking idiot.

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>aimpunch

>LG coach standing there with 3 paper pages
scripted?