Late night Skeletonfuckers edition.
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own risk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/ (Gaben-free Edition)
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
first for asgore kisses
boop the snoot
Worship.
First forSEND HELP
>>123452345
Worshi p
Frisk a cute
Chara a cuteYou a cute
Aren't they just the cutest together?
>>123452232
Reposting since it looked like it was actually making a discussion>Hard mode genocide sans battle
Sans: so, you've finally made it
Sans: ...
Sans: you know, i did some thinking...
Sans: after watching you do all those terrible things, i realized something
Sans: you're not doing this because you're evil or anything
Sans: no, you just... wanted a challenge, right?
Sans: ...
Sans: that's sick
Sans: I can tell by your expression, you've been wanting this all along, haven't you?
Sans: you wanted to fight me
Sans: you've been doing all that just so you can beat me so you can have a thrill?
Sans: okay fine... give it your all.
(You *FIGHT. Sans doesn't even try to dodge. Ketchup runs down his jacket)
Sans: hehe... gotchu
Sans: see, I did some thinking. you have that face where you know you can defeat me, you probably even know what my special attack is
Sans: so i thought of a better idea
Sans: you just want to fight me, right? hehe, so ill just take advantage of that
Sans: get it, buddy? instead of a hard fight, I'm just going to give you a HARD choice
Sans: i have this... secret password ...
Sans: if you tell it to me right after you leave the ruins, then ill know what you are and ill give you your "special fight"
Sans: so... if you kindly will just stop. End your progress. Stop this violence. Restart right from the beginning. Don't let the timeline end.
Sans: ....
Sans: And give me back my brother.
Sans: Then we can have that fight that you want so bad and
Sans: Y O U ' L L B E D E A D W H E R E Y O U S T A N D
(Sans turns to dust)
For lobotomyanon.
REMEBER
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>>123452345wosh ip
>>123452353You made your choices a long time ago anon, now deal with them.
Did someone say skelefucker edition?
>>123452440
FUCK YOU
I'M POSTING LEWD
>>123452473
NO!!!!!!!!!!!
>>123452482
A-anon!
I've renewed my resolution to stop giving a shit! It's a miracle! Celebrate with me, /utg/!
Here's to making everyone hate Sansfags by posting more Sans.
I want him tonever make it to the surface, take away Papyrus and die alone with me over and over again.
>>123452440
booby
>>123452375no u
Survey anon here with the compiled summary data for all 772 respondents in pdf, csv, and xls formats! Also, for your convenience I've filtered responses by sexuality and genders in separate pdfs.
Undertale Demographics Survey Data: https://mega.nz/#F!BN0liZwJ!OwKoQ2N9d3-q98qYvFo2yg
Fun facts:
Within female respondents, Mettaton was actually the third most popular character.
Within male respondents, Asriel came first followed by Sans and Papyrus.
Within heterosexual respondents, Sans came in first followed by Papyrus while Asriel and Undyne were tied for third. Didn't see that coming. Toriel then came out of nowhere to take up 4th place.
Thanks everyone for participating!
I want to sleep with Sans. Not in a lewd way I just want to lay in bed with him and sleep.
>>123452541
LEWD!
it's mafia time
>>123452553But why?
going to bed /utg/
had a fun day, hope you all did as well, goodnight everyone
>>123452473
Yes indeed they did.
>>123452553
Do you need a hug anon?
>>123452678
Sleep well anon. I hope you have a nice day tomorrow.
>>123452554
FOREBODEN
Thread is off to a good start.
>>123452678
goodnight, anon
>>123452482
SOMEONE STOP THIS MADMAN
>>123452678
Goodnight anon, sleep well!
For >>123451542
http://imgur.com/a/MfFWo
>>123452563
Where did you advertise these surveys?
>>123452425
lobotomyanon?
I'm off to bed as well.
Happy thanksgiving /utg/
Here's hoping I go to sleep and have pleasant dreams about living with my monster friends.
>>123452678
sweet dreams, anon
How do we destroy skeletonfuckers?
>>123452775
Not lewd.
>you will never fall asleep in Asriel's arms in front of the fireplace on a cold winter night
shaking my head to be honest family
Who else fought the secret Pillow Prince boss? Shit was crazy.
>>123452819
See you later anon, sleep tight.
>read all Asgore fic inside the pastebin.
Never before was I satisfied by words alone...
>>123452594
Fine... I embrace l-lewd....
>>123452775
it's too late anon...don't judge me
When is someone just going to do a undertale ME! ME! ME! already? There's 4 gifs I've seen already drawn from the scenes.
>>123452563
So Sans, Papyrus, and Undyne are the most popular characters. Not surprising.I'm not counting Asriel because he barely has any character and I'm 90% sure most of his popularity stems solely because a lot of people latched onto him as a sex object.
i did some doodles of the edgy flower child
I like Asriel as much as every other piece of shit but potted Flowey is a pretty damn good au
>>123452857
By letting me fuck your skeleton.
>>123452815
See last thread
>tfw you will neverbefriendthe skeletons and have alife-long friendship
Hello everyone
>>123452891
I want a drawfag to draw a limp pillow with a crown wearing Sans jacket.
>>123452982
>Flowey with a body
that's terrifying.I really like how you drew his expressions though.
>>123453026
>>123452679
I exhausted most of my good Sans lewds in the other thread. Darn.
>>123452857Give us a bone.
>>123452803
Whenever I had time, I would post in these threads with a link to the survey/current findings/data trends. It was also in the OP for a brief period of time.
So I read about the fish oil guy.
Is that proof that Fishfags are actually worse than Goatfags?
>>123452797
That'd be a lot nice if adult Frisk wasn't randomly fat with a huge bush.
>>123452857
You can't. They're likethe undead, they just keep coming back.
>>123452982
we need more tsundere drawings of flowey
>>123452982
I love it! He looks like a beanbag. Flowey with a body disturbs me. The top-right picture is adorable, too.
>>123453012
Good morning fellow fishfriend.
>>123453096
>the fish oil guyWho?
I pushed a preliminary version of toriels house in gmod if anybody wants to download it. Its mostly done, I really just need to do the fine details and finalize the lighting.
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=562692125
>>123452857
if you can't beat em, join em
>>123453096
>fish oil guy.
who?
We need more tsunderplane. Not that I like her or anything!
>>123453098
Its a self insert unfortunately
>>123453012
>>123453137
I'm just gonna get it out of the way real quick so I can get back to work.
>>123453003
Oh God, what the fuck is wrong with /utg/.
>>123452857
Appease us by giving us the best skeleton porn you can find, then we'll all be too busy fapping to shitpost.
>>123453143
There are more screencaps.
>>123452797
Oh hell yea this is gonna be goo-
OH WHAT THE FUCK, WHY IS FRISK A COW, UGH THATS DISGUSTING, THOSE TITS ARE GROSS AND THAT BULBUS NOSE, OH GOD, WHY DID I THINK THIS WAS GOING TO BE GOOD.Thanks anyway.
>>123452797
Goddamnit, I'm so disgusted with humanity that this shitty comic got so much positive feedback. Bad enough that it's a landwhale self-insert bitch with a bush so hairy that it looks like she's wearing a grass skirt, but that most of the comic is her making bad ahego is just the shit icing on the shitcake. Why would anyone want to look at closeups of the artist's vagoo and ugly face?
>>123453228
In a word: Asrielfags.
Asrielfags would be more than willing to destroy everyone else's happy ending for the sake of a single person they don't even know except in passing. Some have already done this multiple times.
>>123453215
That was quick.Good luck at work today.
>>123453248
>There are more screencaps
NO DONT YOU FUCKING DARE
id like to gently suckle asriels tiny sack while gently playing with his schnitzel between 2 fingers
>>123453215
Nice to see you as well. Hope you have a good day.
>>123453248
I regret asking.
I regret everything.
I ship fapanon and lobotomyanon.
>>123453290
>implying I destroyed their happy ending because of that
Mate no, I did it because I wanted to see what else the game had to offer
This place is so fucked up it makes me feel better about myself
>>123453317
>id like to gently suckle asriels tiny sack while gently playing with his schnitzel between 2 fingers
me too anon, me too
> Sans will never be your protective brother.
>>123453341
>>123453306
Did any of the goatfucks do something comparable?
>>123453414
>you will never be Frisk's spooky ghost friend
Hello friends, I'm here to share a #rare cute goat
>>123453448
There was this guy who didn't shower or eat because of the goat, and then there's the guy who've completed pacifist +200 times
>>123453452
> You will never have a peaceful day of sleeping without having to keep an eye on these kids
>>123453248
Holy shit...
>>123453504
and the guy who went to have gay sex thinking that he was gay thanks to goat
>>123453096
Pretty much every single group here has done something silly.
>>123453504
Also one who broke up with his gf
>>123453537
Napstablook fags did nothing wrong
>>123453536
Why do so many faggots think they're gay just because they have a fetish for dicks
>>123453536
And then he found it to be awful.
>>123453464
Why are so many people giving Sans facial piercings? I don't get it.
>>123453537
I don't remember the Papyrusfags or the Mettatonfags doing something so weird.
>>123453448
asriel fuckers literally cant come close to their fantasies in real life or at least cant admit it here without getting v&nned
anyone who can come close to making adult asriel fantasies real is too busy being a lucky fucker and getting topped by their /utg/ boyfriend.
What's your favorite candy, /utg/? I wanna order something out of the ordinary, but I will settle for the exceptionally tasty.
>>123453464
Wrong picture you dongus
>>123453504
well Im gay , and jesus christ hes hot
>>123453630
Chocolate.
>>123453096
Sansfags are pretty bad as well...
>>123453630
I like twix bars a lot
>>123452425
>>123453003
THIS is wonderful! There are people besides me here with a lobotomy fetish!
I thought I'd have to go on gurochan for that.
>>123453537
> Doggo dog shit eater
> guy cumming to Shitty Sans
> Fish Oil guy
> Goat made me gay guy
Are we missing any? I love 4chan and all it's fucked up people.
>>123453621
Seriously, even though I prefer the shota goat, people who would actually do it with an actual kid disgusts meunless they're muslim
>>123453595
bitch u dum
sharing my rare gaster
>>123453590
Oh I've seen images around here that can say otherwise.
>>123453650
>goatfags will never stop lusting after a cute innocent shota who cosplays as a sonic-tier edgelord OC
>>123453537
Don't recall Floweyfags doing anything embarrassing.
>>123453712
What kind of kid are we talking about?
>>123453709
I'm kind of glad to see people have already forgotten scatanon.
>>123453537
I don't come here much at all, so name all the things each group has done, I'm curious.
>>123453814
I don't think anyone could forget him and his album.
>>123453709
I guess we can add lobotomy fetish Sansfag to the list.
>>123453774
Real kids
Under the age of consenthence the muslim part, they don't care about consent
>>123453709
I saw someone proudly boasting about fapping to that vore Sans picture, and there was a lot of vore shit in general last thread. Not sure if it's notable enough on its own though, that was multiple weirdos and none of whom were quite as odd as the examples you gave.
>>123453764
there was that one floweyfag that molested their little sister
Seriously, people here act like this is their first time with off the wall kinks and don't know how to act.
Enjoy your kink, and live your life.
Love, /d/
>>123453620
Did you somehow miss all the rape and guro posts?
>>123453864
Well muslims are also goatfuckers, so it could have gone both ways.
>>123453712
are you sure some shota goat fuckers "" art underage them selfs? "" the amount of fucked up kids are plentyfull
>>123453764
That's because we know to post other characters when confessing our dark deeds.
>>123453879
Oh. I did completely forgot about those.
>>123453906
I just assume everyone on the internet is male and above the age of 17
>>123453814
Tell me more. I need to add it to the list.
>>123453862
Was that anon a sansfag or just generally into lobotomy?
>>123453874
this
it seems like ironic shitposting to me, nobody could be that sheltered
lobotomy is a bit like the midway between wanting a living consenting partner and necrophilia. they still want that complete control just with a still responsive body. I actually feel like some people who are into it are former necrofags that actually tried it out and realized its about as fulfilling as masturbating with a steak.
>>123453737
It's still a nice Gaster, Paperdude.
>>123453907What about those who sexualize OF?
>>123453956
He only mentioned being into lobotomy, I think.
>>123453906
That would be hilarious.
>>>123453196
Yeah, I'm pretty out of it right now too. Maybe I need a change of topic to help soothe my aching joints and rattle myself back into the groove.Quite a few undyne pics here, how do you feel about fish puns?
>>123454017Nothing wrong with fucker the flower
>>123454017
>sexualizing flowey in any form
flowey is pure and innocent
>>123453956
He said he got the fetish from a zelda game as kid but he said that Sans in >>123453003 made aroused and fapped to the drawing of Sans and Papyrus holding the orb of confusion so I'm counting him a Sansfag.
>>123453939
Oh and 15 here
>>123453983
For me personally it's the process.
First you have that long metallic ice pick, which you insert behind the sof eyeball and with just a little force, crack, you go through the bone.
And with just a few swift movements you remove that little bit of squishy brain, cutting out entire parts of the personality and psyche.
It's the ultimate woshing.
Wosh ur mind
>>123454017
>those who sexualize OFThose sick fucks that should burn in hell didn't do anything terrible/didn't have any fucked up fetishes compared to doggo shit anon or others.
I don't know if I'm happy about it or not.
>>123454032
>>123454083
>>123453907
Trying to make a fangame.
I feel like I need to add/change something to this sprite.
>>123454113
>doggo shit anon
Oh boy, now I need to know.
>>123454032
>>123454083
BANNED
>>123454136Trust me, you don't.
You really fucking don't.
>>123453873
I don't remember that, really? Fuck, man. I thought we were in the clear.
>>123454017
I don't think there's been anything too wacky from OFfags. Just the expected 'being brutally raped by thorns and vines' schtik.
>>123454135
I think you may have hit the wrong post, friend.
>>123454136
no you dont
>>123453708
No, I'm pretty sure they're just mocking you.
>>123454063
I wouldn't say he's either of those things but still don't agree with trying to fuck the flower.
>>123454113
That's a good point.
>>123454184
>I think you may have hit the wrong post, friend.
yep
>>123454136Some guy ate his dog's shit and pretended it was Doggo's
>>123454194
You don't understand, I wasn't in the last thread.
>>123454053
Fish puns? No way, when it comes to fish puns I'm completelycaughtshort. We might have tocoralit quits for the night, I simply can'tsalmonthe strengthanemonemore.
That wassharkasm.Bring it, baby.
Lobotomy fetish guy here. Just want to clarify I'm attracted to the person after they've been lobotomized not the process itself. The slurring of speech, the unfocused eyes, and the general fact that their brain is completely scrambled is what turns me on.
>>123454184
Being brutally raped by thorns and vines sounds pretty wacky if you ask me.
>>123454136
Some dude ate his dog's shit pretending it was doggos. He described the taste and everything and how he got sick.
>>123454110
That description actually made me feel a bit ill.And I regularly look at and enjoy guro, what the fuck.
>>123454264
So we're on two different sides of the fucked up spectrum then.
>>123454264
mindbreak is 10x better and doesn't require any nasty surgery
shit taste to be honest family
>>123454271
When anons start actively trying to fulfill that fantasy, I'll agree with you.
>>123454227
>>123454282
Fucking beautiful. /utg/'s autism is why I love being here.
You are all a bunch of colorful faggots and I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.
>>123452375
Whos the artist?
this is the best
>>123454017
I am sure the OF fags made an artist consider suicide.
>>123454349
Shitposting and concentrated autism is why I love this place
>>123454353
http://thesketcherlass.tumblr.com/tagged/chara
>>123454184
>OFfagsAren't there just two of us in general, by the way? Haven't seen anyone else who'd be obsessed over OF.
>>123454378I think that artist was already suicidal. But he still dislikes those persons heavily.
>>123454245
Oh boy, I canseayou got thishook, line, and sinker. I feel like I've just opened theflood gatesto somethingfincredible.
*welp. guess me and my puns really got under your skin, huh?
>>123454245
>>123454440
>>123454264
get away from my brain thx
>>123454498
Doesn't even look good.
>>123454504
screaming is against the rules.
>>123454415There's probably more I like him too senpaiIt's just easier to shitpost about the goat
I always lose to Undyne the Undying on her yellow arrow sections even after 5 tries now. I must have brain problems.
>>123454498
>>123454542
That eyepatch looks like it'd be really uncomfortable to actually wear.
>>123454528
a. a. a. a. a. a.
SEXUALIZE THE FLOWER
>>123454415
It's really hard to keep track of people here. There could be many, many more.
I'm generally a Floweyfag, but I've drawn OF and posted it here, cried over him, etc. Don't know if that means I've crossed the line to OFfag territory, but if so, I'll take it.
>>123454591
DO NOT
>>123454542
Try to mirror it in your mind, prepare for the opposite site.
>>123454569
Must be easier without a nose bridge.
>>123454591
>>123454415I like OF, but the only artist I really like is the one who doesn't want his stuff posted so I'm practically invisible.
I'm mad that there's so little art of Dadster scooping up a fully grown son and being like
LOOK AT MY TINY SON
dad
HE IS SO SMALL
dad why
MY LITTLE BABY BONES
dad stop
>>123454440
You have no idea of thescaleof what you've started. I am crayzy about these.Kelpme out here, am I doingorcay?
>>123454542
I only just noticed that she had a pair of glasses in her hair...
>>123454621
Even then, it's pretty big and heavy, and that chain is gonna be either loose, causing the whole thing to be a bit loose and bop you on your eyehole every time you take a step, or too tight, which is just painful.
I guess you wouldn't have to worry about those spines constantly sticking in your nose, at least.
>>123454542
more undyne fashion art!
I'm making a game. Undertale has inspired me to make or at least try to make a shitty little rpg. I want you to come up with a creature and I will put it in the game as a nod to you guys.
>>123454656
Yo, fucked up your spoiler
But it's okay, there are worse people than you. You will get over him...
or not and it will ruin your life. Have fun.
Try to get a skeleton for medical purposes.
God I want Undyne to femdom me with her sweat.
I'm heading to bed.
My Chara won't go and throw a wild party and fill my screen with other Chara's, right?Should I leave a Sans behind?
>>123454656
Ctrl + s next time
>>123454717
freash oc
>>123454658Anon, are you literally talking about me? I hate my scribbles too much and indeed, I get triggered every time someone posts them.
>>123454732
Timestamp it you ugly faggot
>>123454723
A little goat that is afraid of getting molested.
>>123454658Yeah... that's a shame, but it's good you respect his wishes.
Hopefully you can have fun posting other characters too though, right? You're not completely invisible.
>>123454621
Got lucky and only got the 100% yellow arrow section once. Tanked through and beat her.
>>123454759
>that spoiler
they would probably murder him.
just surrender your computer to Chara, they may help you with your backlog.
>>123454792
Done. See you in 2 years or less.
>>123454785Yeah, I honestly love your drawings as much as you hate them.
>>123454792
maybe if he was raised correctly to be comfortable with sexual touching from a very early age...
i think i just got an idea for your game, anon.
>>123454717
I'd like to see more Undynes with hats.
Seems like a nice combination.
>>123454656
Don't jill/jack off for a whole month. You can basically get off to anything vanilla after that.
>>123454794
Oh definitely. I'd just be staring blankly at the screen otherwise.
>>123454825Thank you but they really are shitty.
I'm glad you don't post my stuff though. It means a lot for me.
>>123454785I was wondering if that was you. Good to see you're still around. Hope you're feeling better about... things in general
Fresh opieI cant seem to bake a pie Kind of feeing like an Asgore for the past few months of pie makingHelp
TRY 2.
I wasn't going to post anything because "MUH FEMALE GENDER ON 4CHAN" etc.
But goddamn it, its 3am and I'm piss drunk.
This game had ruined me. This board had ruined me.
I'm so sexually attracted to sans, I can't have normal sex anymore. Hell, I can't even masturbation normally. He's fucked with the core of my brain. Everything from his smile, down to his shitty sense of humor.
And the worst part is, its never going to happen. He's not real. The best I can hope to do is rail an attractive cosplayer, and even then its not the same.
/vg/, what the fuck do I do.
>>123454724
Yeah, shit. I know, my bad. I've had one way too many.
>you'll never have Chara and Frisk both hotdogging your dick, Chara going forcefully and rough as they grunts and moans rubbing it between her cheeks as Frisk goes slowly and gently, teasing you as much as possible and savoring the moment as they giggles cutely at your reaction
>no one posts scary Gaster
>>123454759
He'd probably encourage Chara in order to prank you.
>>123454895
you remind me of my friend who i had to heckle for around 6 months before he would allow me to post his art on a public place, which was e621.
just post it why you gotta blueball us by talking about it
>>123454898
Draw Flowey's smiley face on it.
>>123454881That's good. I used to be a heavy lurker in a previous general. I have much more fun now.
>>123454896I mean, I've told this before but I'm always around. I just generally don't post that much.Can't quite say that I'm feeling better about anything but life could be in a worse state than it is right now, thanks.
I'd offer to draw you some requests, but I'm too tired and probably going to sleep soon.
>>123454406
Thanks
>>123454912
Don't try imagening what it would be like if he would lie by your side at night, drawing closer for an embrace.
>>123454663
Buddy, you're doinggreat white. I'm a littlejellyfishthat your puns are so good while it feels like mine areflopping like a fish out of water. Am I beingshellfishto hope you'll praise me for these?
>you don't have to walk up and absorb Undyne's boss soul
what the fuck
>>123454948
>>123454817
Taking my chances here
See you tomorrow anons
>>123454895I'd say they aren't, but no problem. I got my art used as the OP once and nearly died of embarrassment, so I definitely understand how that feels.
>>123455051
>Undyne's boss soul
what
>>123455059
Goodnight.
>>123455051
Anon, she's a regular monster. There's no soul left to absorb.
>>123454952
The people who would normally post his art seem to have mutually decided to honor his requests, so it's a moot point.
>>123455009No problem, I'm sure I'll see you around. Thank you, I'll let you know if I have any requests when I do, I'm a little too tired to think deeply myself. Have a good sleep and a good morning and all that.
>>123454916
Do not sexualize the humans you fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPBBo1neb2U
On the one hand, this is awkward as fuck in parts, and I'm not wild about the voice. On the other hand, Sans breaking into a badass song in the judgement hall (or, for that matter, other bosses singing during their own fights) appeals to me quite a bit.
Undertale the musical when?
>>123455039
Fuck you,
Undyne is both a fierce warrior and a thoughtful, sweet friend.
And that's pretty cool.
I love Bratty.
>>123455210
>Undertale the musical
Only if the people from Shrek the musical will make it
>>123454848
Oh, I already have the idea.Orphan kid walks through a door into another world where creatures that existed from people's imaginations live. Their king, who keeps the world sustained with his own imagination has gone missing, so the king's assistants, based on the tooth fairy, boogieman, sandman, etc. go out into the world and bring a child to sponser as a potential king. The kids will battle each other using thier imagination, each with thier own theme to be the next king. The player will have the choice of participating in this event or not. If not, they may help one of the other 4 or 5 kids win. Each kid has a different ending, along with an ending if you choose to fight. There's a shit ton more to this but I wouldn't want to spoil it. I've already started programing, creating maps and sprites.
>>123454912
Suffer, you boneslut.
>>123455226
>>123455210
When Toby feels like making another "holy crap it's a car."
Think of the last movie you watched,Papyrus takes the place of the main character. Is it better or worse?
>>123454912
As hilarious as it is to watch an anon break down over a fictional skeletonI sympathizereally though all /utg/ has made me feel is determination to find a punny dude of my own to chill with, meet some new people in general and I'm getting there. Go for it friendo, take a break and get out there
>Enter room
>See this
What do
>>123455279
not shit / 10
Good luck with this.
>>123454912
Give it a month or two, you'll get over it. I've gone through several of these phases and they'll eventually pass.except for my husbando. He's here forever.
>>123455361
run, just fucking run
>>123455361
Max speed.
>>123454912
Buy a daki, maybe that'll help.
Stop being happy and rubbing it over my face, please.
Talk about the fucking game.
Please.
>>123455415
MAKE IT STOP
>>123454924
Whenever I see Sans and Pap with the orange and blue eyes, I can't help but think of the portal robots.
>>123455279
If you research a bunch of folklore and put in some surreal stuff it could become interesting.
>>123455392How long have you been with your husbando?
>>123455392
I'm curious as to who it is now.
>>123455431
>stop being happy
No you stop being a sad sack of shit and find something that makes you happy
>>123454415
>OF
I can dig it
>>123455279
whats the eta anon?
>>123455415
Please never stop.
>>123455440
Don't besealyAnon, there's no stopping this beautifulfrondshipof ours.
And why are you trying to ruin our fun? We're having awhale of a time.
>>123452301
This is good
>>123455456
That's what Gaster was researching.
I like all Undynes. Even off-model, misshapen Undyne.
>>123455430
Where.
Where can I get this.
>>123455501
Nothing does anymore.
Stop pushing me.
The only thing that made me happy as of late is over.
Now people are socializing, meeting eachother, doing stuff together, becoming friends or more.
I hate always being left out.
Stop.
>>123454912I'm pretty much in the exact same boat you're in, anon. I know how you feel.
It's so frustrating. I want Sans so bad but he's a fucking fictional character and that makes me want to throw myself in front of a bus.
>>123455430
>that dragon dildo
>>123455431
You're the envying-even-Burgerpants-anon from last thread, right? -- I can't make you feel better, but I do hope you'll be happy soon. It'll pass, anon, and I hope that time brings you happiness, too. Have a good night and good tomorrow.I have already discussed the game to death, anon. We all have. We're just prolonging the inevitable now.
>>123455573
Fine you know what, you're right you>implying punHave a gif you Opisthoteuthis Adorabilis
This community slightly staves off my constant, extreme loneliness.
Thanks guys.
Well that's my first /utg/ post.
>>123453621
D-does anyone want to be my /utg/ bf?You can be on top
>>123455635
Go out drinking, meet some new people, fuck the only person who can change anything is you.
Being sad won't do shit
let's talking about the hottest character in the game
>>123455736
I want anything at this point.
>>123455505
Get back in your hidey-hole.
>>123455670Let us suffer together.
Let us never give up hope.
>>123455736
How much money do you have?
>>123455728
It's great. I don't have to stoop down to ASMR anymore to feel less lonely.
>>123455761
>>123455430
>dragon dildo
>small
fucking pleb
>>123455472
It's actually a comic I was working on years ago who's world became too massive to fit into it. Out of the 5 notebooks/spirals, I have a spiral dedicated to the creatures alone that range from a man who lives in the sun/moon who's smoke from his cigar makes the clouds, to tiny female figures with tea cups for heads and knife/fork/spoons for arms that cook for you.
>>123455537
If I don't give up, 2 years? I'm just using rpgmaker anyway. The music will be shit since that's the one thing I cannot do and hiring someone is out of the question.
>>123455752
Drinking will just lead me to addiction of drinking myself to a stupor
I've been there
Fuck that
>>123455761
Why is his butt so big?
>>123455696
Oh man. I'm going toblubber, I'm so caught up in thissea of emotions.
Thank you,fryend.
>>123455843
Sounds cool. Because of Undertale I have started working on my little vidya project again that is partly based on my own dreams.
>>123455852
Then don't drink alcohol, you can still go to a bar and meet people, just drink soft drinks or some shitStop making excuses you faggot, it's like you don't want to be less sad
>>123455761
You mean
It's that time of the night already.
>>123455415
Gosh anon, you really know how to make my heartswim- you'redrowningme with all these kind words and puns. At this rate, you're gonnapush me off the deep end.Speaking of ships, I wonder if the other anons are getting ideas about us...
Think of the last movie you watch,Papyrus and Sans now star as the main characters.
>>123455950
I have
They just live all in a different city now that I moved and I don't know how to make more.
>>123455992I thought he had a gun for a second.
>>123455483
>>12345549113 years or so, and posting him is out of the question. Have more Sans instead.
>>123455987
>Phantom of the Opera
Uh....
>>123455950
Right on point.
>>123455928
I hate bars.
I hate socializing.
Just kill me.
>>123455950
But I have faggot, and I see them regularly
>>123455807Suffer is all we can do, buddy.
>>123455987
Mad Max. I feel like one of them should be Joe.
>>123455987
...it was a documentary about the victims of the Indonesian mass murder.
>>123456041Shit man, that's a lot of time. Congrats.
>>123455912
We can do it anon. We just have to stay determined.
>>123456061
Then find a hobby or get fitIf you really want to die I recommend hanging yourself or drinking two bottles of 80% absinthe
>>123455982
I seeyou twoas that comedy duo that gets on stage after everyone's tired and ready to go home, tantalizing everyone with bad puns.
>>123456089
That's unfortunate.
>>123456041That's great. I have my waifu only for 5 years.
>>123456012
Same, buddy Ever since moving to LA, I've felt so goddamn lonely.
I recently visited my friends on the complete opposite side of us US, and it was heart breaking coming back home without them. I just miss having someone to hang out with.
Goodbye, mommy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di4fzlibEiw
>>123455415
>>123455982
you two faggots pun it up in damn near every fucking threadwhen is the wedding and am I invited?
>>123455632
For that daki design:
http://tentabatdraws.tumblr.com/post/131965109450/finally-finished-with-that-sans-daki-the-2-sides
Google custom dakimakura to find a place to print it or check buyfag.moe
>>123309974
>>123315739
http://pastebin.com/BAMvfDs8
Alphys eating withChara
>>123456041
Afraid I'll steal yo man?
>>123456165
You draw that, anon? I like it. You should color it.
>>123456059
All I can imagine is Papyrus badly singing his heart out while Sans falls asleep.
>>123456131
I might.
I'm not fit for here.
It's too lonely.
>>123456227
A ton of lonely faggots are in these threadsBut some of them actually try to find a friend unlike you
>>123455982
Oh,reely?Imastadmit, it'sdolphinatelya lot of fun punning it up with someone asadorabubbleas you.
They cansinkwhatever they want to think,as far as I'mconchcerned.
>>123456212
Yeah, I'll look into doing that this weekend.
I also made this drawing of the booby goat.
>>123456191
What site did you use? I've only ever bought dakis off of amiami or cons where I can see the end result.
>>123456207
No, I'd just feel really uncomfortable, and he doesn't belong in this thread.
>>123456269
Hah yeah!
Because I didn't try right?
You know so much about me, being one of these just b urself guys! Hahaha yeah!
I'm the fuck outta here.
Enjoy your dead general.
Make sure to make friends, whatever, I'm getting helium today.
>>123456304
Nice. I'll grab the colored version when you post it, too.
>>123456143
okay this made me laugh
>>123456075
I want to suffer with you.
At least it's better than doing it alone.
>raising an autistic child and a depressed child
Being Gaster is suffering.
>>123456429
It's exactly that attitude that'll make you a lot of friends
Remember to stream it when you kill yourself you fucking faggot
>>123455059
link to the desktop thingies?
>>123456478>sans will never step on you and call you trash
I WANT TO DIE
>>123456512
That's why he left, right? Fuck those kids.
>>123456205
I'd say something about monsters turning to dust upon death but that would probably ruin the plot.
I liked it.
>>123456478
>>123456538
Sans is too lazy to dom.
>>123456532
Shimeji Directory in the OP
>>123456538
Why is that a bad thing? Stepping on someone and calling them trash is really mean. I wouldn't want Sans or anyone else being mean to me.
How come you want him to be mean to you, Anon?
>>123456512
I'll gladly take them off his hands.
>>123456532
Check the shimeji pastebin.
>>123456550
Weird, I got deja-vu seeing your post.
>>123456514
So you're a /b/tard?
Why push the guy like that?
He didn't have that much of mental health.
>>123456551
He will if he's desperate enough. Isn't that right? Lazy until it actually matters?
>>123456612
Anon, you better not want those kids so you can have sex with them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMt0zivAYds
Why is there no cross-over of this and Lesser Dog yet?
>>123456595
>>123456613
Thanks m8s
>>123456551
I'll forever top, I don't even care.Or just get him pissed enough to geno-top me. Even if it's for a while.
>>123456661
>/b/-tard
I haven't been to /b/ for years
And I pushed the faggot like thatfor fun
If he actually takes shit online seriously he didn't have much of a future anyway
>>123456662
You got it.If the fate of the universe hangs on him dominating someone sexually he'd probably rise to the occasion, otherwise he wouldn't lift a finger and you'd be lucky if he mustered the effort to call you a goober while slapping you lightly over the head.
>>123456610Having a rut full of dick while being call trash is the fucking best, I'm sorry you're missing out on this fetish,
>>123453814
>>123453843
>>123453940
I was around like two threads ago...
why does lesser dog have to be lesser dog
it's disrespectful
guys should i email toby about this oversight
>>123456779
kods and flowe!
>get up at 6: 30 pm
>Go to bed at 10: 30 am
>Not in Education, Employment, or Training
At least I'll be in college soon. Though at 22 I'm worried everyone will see me as old.
>>123456449
Great, I'll most likely stream the entire process then.
Also here's a silly Gastercomic I've made some time ago.
>>123456678
>>123456683
I just want them for cuddles!
>>123456550she was dying in a basement but i forgot to write about that part
You know, I'm kinda surprised nobody's made a text box generator.
>>123456551
Shut up, we're suffering over here.I know it's ooc but Sans in a suit is attractive.
>>123456610
I am a masochist and I derive sexual pleasure from pain and humiliation, anon.
>>123456836
>This is exactly how I spent my day today, down to the minute
>Only 20
Fuck this general.
>>123456836
In freshman year it's a bit awkward. After that nobody gives a fuck.
I WANT TO SANS SANS'S SANS
>>123454912
There's more girls here than you can imagine, Anon.Imagine all that fun you can have with Sans pulling bones right from the ground
I fucking love this game , i loved it just as it came out and i still love it now it's popular as fuck.
HOWEVER, you are massively overrating it. Why? because you got so invested in the writing, characters and story that you just forgot everything else about the game, mainly, THE GAMEPLAY.
Here's an honest, short review (part 1, too many words)
>Gameplay: 6/10
The idea "spare/kill" is great, but the implementation is kinda bad. There's literally no battle system aside from the "hit the middle bar" and heal. The sparing mechanic is literally playing a visual novel, which can be nice, but we all know it's not really gameplay, but rhather choice of what page to read.
The whoel "dodge the bullets" is nice, but it gets great only in boss fights, while in normal fights it gets boring fast.
>Graphics: 6/10
I don't give a shit about graphics as long as it's not ugly as hell, so whatever. But, objectively speaking, the sprites, while decently done, aren't that great either. It's made in GameMaker and it fucking shows.
Character design is great, but it's not really a "graphics" parameter.
>>123456882
You did that one? Shit, I love that comic. gj, anon.
I don't join in streams but I'll be looking forward to more of your stuff being posted here.
>>123456836
I'm 22 too, but I feel too young at college. Maybe it's because everyone thinks I look like 16.
>>123453129
sorry it took forever, its late and I'm kinda tired
>>123456295
Oh, I can't hold back myreelings any longer - anon, you've been makingwavesever since youfloatedon into my life, and the realization is starting towash overme like atsunami...I think I'm in love.
>>123455430
>Not Heinz
One job, Anon
>>123457027
>Music: 9/10
Holy shit this music is awesome. I can find literally 5 tracks that i don't like in a fucking 90 tracks and more OST, with most being simply sex to the ears. It's not 8-bit garbage or retro-music only, we are talking about great themes tailor-suited to the game's occasion, and it does a GREAT job at being perfect for battle themes, enviroment music AND feels-time.
Toby's true talent is music (and he's great at writing too), and you all know it.
>Longevity: 6/10
The pacing is quite bad, and it doesn't last much, even taking replays in consideration. It's short duration isn't a bad thing per se, but the replays could use some work, with only one being radically different from beginning to end, and it involves a fuckton of grinding.
>Story: 8/10
I usually don't give a fuck if it's not an RPG, but this is one, so Story plays a huge role in it.
It's half of the game. Is this a good thing or a bad thing? It's a great EXPERIENCE, but it's not a great GAME. But if you don't give a fuck and just want to enjoy your time spent, then you are in luck. Great characters, a fuckton of jokes and little touches everywhere in the world, great world-building, excellent climax and 4th wall breaking.
So there you have it. A solid 7/10 game, but to compare it to AAA games is fucking retarded and this is by NO MEANS a masterpiece. It's just a decent game with a story so good that it eats every other aspect fo the game.
>>123457042
Whoa, what drawing program are you using and can you share your brush/drawing tool setting?
>>123457042
Cute! I love his expressions.
>>123457027
What bothers me more is the graphics of the backgrounds. Many of the settings look kind of lazy
Also what bothered me is the fact that the game often breaks the limitations of pixel art. You are already deliberately downplaying the graphics of your game, no need to add distracting particle physics.
>>123457037
Dadster seal of approval
>>123457101
>>123457027
Wow a review with criticism that isn't laced with insults, actually played the game instead of skimming and isn't written by a dumbfuck
9/10 review I like you anon
>be overweight loser with no friends in college
>randomly meet a frat guy who likes video games in an open invite party
>he invites me to play video games at his dorm
>i did "netflix and chill" with some chubby chaser and didn't even realize it
>suck his dick because i didn't want to look like an idiot
>he fucks me and we play sports games at least once a week
i'm great at making friends...
>>123456882
Half ass job here, gonna go to bed now.
>>123457189
>leaving the booby uncolored
d-don't tell me she's actually naked
>>123457189
Nice work anon.
boop the snoot
>>123457189
Goodnight anon.
>>123457179
I wish the two of you all the happiness in the world.
I wish I had a big monster family to celebrate Thanksgiving with.
Is there any love as pure as skelecest?
>>123456551
>>123456538
I want to make Sans my bitch.
>>123457179
I wish I had someone to play video games with and fuck.
>>123457325
you sick fuckit's called fontcest
>>123457101
I agree with your review, the reason i hate the "fandom" so to speak is that they simply jerk off the characters traits and replay them over and over and over again.
90% of fanart is Papyrus, spaghetti, Sans, Goatmom, which is sad and just sheepish trend-following.
>>123457227
Fuck, just saw that. Eh. I should of been asleep hours ago. Gone for real now.
>>123457243
>>123457268
Thanks you two, have a good one.
>>123457325
The answer is no
>>123456512
>Depressed Sans
The only reason why he was ever depressed in the first place, it's because the timelines started to reset and kept at it for so long he started to no longer care.
He still tries his best for good'ol Papyrus since you get to see him doing other jobs
>>123457342
Me too. It's weird. I want Sans to fuck me up and give me a bad time, yet on the other hand I also want to be the one domming him.
How sensitive are his bones?
>>123457572
That's called switch, hon.
>>123457103
It's Paint Tool Sai's binary brush, which is like the regular brush but way easier to manage, which is great for lazy people like me
I should be practicing more but all I can come up with half-baked doodles with no actual quality. I actually think my shotagoats are getting -worse.-
Motivational issues are the worst. Maybe I should try a different character? Spice it up some?
>>123457572
He's a very flexible skeleton, sexually speaking.
>>123457009
>Imagine all that fun you can have with Sans pulling bones right from the ground
I blame you for my extra 2 shots and in shower masturbation.
>>123457038
I guess the years 18-25 have little distinction. At least compared to 13-18.
I'm also terrified that I won't be able to make any friends and I'll just be the same anxious shut-in I was in high school. It's going to be a hell of a lot harder to meet people after college.
>>123457071
Thoseeelingsyou speak of... You've certainlymermaidquite an impression on me too, Anon.
I don't want you tosurferor beabalonely. Thankcodwe met, I don't know what it'd be like without you. Anon, I...you want to mako out sometime?
Uh-oh, hope I'm notcarpingon... orclammingup here.
>>123457743
This is how I feel right now.dont stop
>>123457663
I usually find that if I'm struggling with something I'm writing, a quick drabble with another set of characters usually helps, so yeah, try that.
>>123452345
Best Doggo.
>>123457648I don't have much sexual experience dude I don't know what all the damn terms are.
>>123457665
Very true...to bad most of my Sans lewds are him being a sub.
>get up
>lets catch up on threads from US
>lobotomy fetish
Wow, i know im shit for wanting to tenderly lewd goatson, but thats some other level of crazy right there.
Why does hardmode have such an amazing battletheme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRFCtDtLEuU
FULL RELEASE WHEN?
>>123457807
But now you know.
>>123457705
It's fun to tease waifu and husbando scum.
Since this thread is already full of it
Gender:
Sexuality:
Favorite Character:
Favorite Character to sexualize:
Your fetish:Your biggest fear:
>>123456205I want to make Alphys a mom.
>>123458024
no.
>>123457853
Please tease me more.there's never enough of this.
>>123458024
Not telling
Not telling
Undyne
Undyne
not tellingThe ceasation of existence after death
>>123458024woman
bi
sans
sans again
everything? I don't fuckin know
death, probably
>>123458024
no.
bi.
Undyne and Papyrus
fish or skeletons
no.The idea of an afterlife existing.
>>123457825
What's wrong with lobotomy?
>>123458024
>Gender: F
>Sexuality: Dyke
>Favorite Character: Undyne and Papyrus
>Favorite Character to sexualize: Undyne without Papyrus
>Your fetish: Size-difference, musclegirls (but not grotesquely ripped or anything) domination, xenophilia
>>123458024
F
Bi
Chara
NOT FOR SEXUAL
Possession
Immortality
>>123457726
All you have to do is talk to people, remember that nobody knows each other there at first.
>>123457654
>tfw I use Binary brush but never bother to adjust settings
you just opened a brand new world for me.
>tfw I realized I have no face.
>>123457851
I prefer the silly feel of the normal battle theme.
though that one is more fitting for genocide.
>>123458193
Forgot fear, it'd probably be losing my will and means to live and having nowhere to go in life.
>>123458024
Male
Bisezual
Goatshota
>implying
Hypnosis, crossdressing, feminization (doing, not recieving)Living long enough for cancer to deny me death on my own terms.
repostan from the other thread since a lot of people really liked it:
https://www.tumblr.com/video/drowninginfelines/133971616866/700/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OqigCz2S1w&list=PLoq58GDeKElcdxUImxXYKqG91vdxzwrBH&index=24 [Embed]
>open first link, don't play
>open YT video, skip to 1:53, play
>go back to first link, play
Prepare for feelings to happen.
>>123458024
F
Straight
Undyne and Papyrus
SansLobotomy
Being stuck in a confined space
>>123458238
That song just feels like a sort of mook rush to me.
I heard it before I knew about Hardmode, and I thought it would be music for a 'last stand' of sorts in Genocide where the surviving royal guard would throw themselves at you squad after squad to try and buy Asgore time.
>>123454924
>>123458191
The fact that you even need to ask is more then worrying.
>>123458024
F
Straight
Friskgenuine love
Lobotomies
>>123458191
As long as it is merely a 2D fetish, there's nothing wrong about it.
But outside of that, there's plenty of things wrong with it.
>>123458024
>male
>i'm not even into humans
>sans
>doggo
>watersports
>i have no idea.
>>123458384
>lobotomies
My nigga.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hblMX5C0zMQ
You're gonna have a bad time.
>>123454291
The most fucked thing about Lobotomy is how you're not just mutilating someone's body, you're mutilating their mind. The idea combined with my views always made lobotomy a particularly deeply unsettling process to me. It's like carving out a piece of a person's soul.
>>123457325
Mettaton's love for himself?
>>123457663
I find drawing other characters does help sometimes. Another thing I like to do is stylizing the same character differently from how I usually draw them.
>>123458024
M
Straight
Alphys
Only Alphys and Undyne together, but even then just for shipping bullshit and I can't get off on it
Intimacy
Being forgottenHow many times is this going to be reposted
>>123458024Male
Gay
Asgore
Above
Vanilla or Dom play
Being helpless/Falling into despair
>>123458024
Male
Straight
Papyrus
Ehm, it feels odd sexualizing them...
Genuine love
Dying alone
>>123458024
F
Straight
Papyrus
SansConsensual domination
Your biggest fear: Dying in pain
>>123458652
>f
lol
>>123458202
its pretty fucking great isn't it?
its the best when you need to draw something stupid and fast but dont want to fuck with sai's goofy pen
>>123458564
On the bright side, the effects of lobotomy are highly unpredictable.
Some people survive the procedure and go about their lives with no apparent change in demeanor, whereas others can suffer extreme and alarming mood-changes. One guy who'd previously been quite meek and gentle became considerably more aggressive and unpleasant after he got a metal pole through his frontal lobe, for instance.
Not everyone who gets one is going to end up drooling and half-comatose, but brain injury is a really weird thing to fetishize no matter what form it takes.
>>123458024
Male
Bi
Asriel
Asriel
Consensual sex while holding hands
Extreme amounts of pain
>>123458024M
Bi
Toriel
Toriel
ScatDunno... I guess dying? Not for the whole 'afterlife' aspect, or knowing that the heat death of the entire universe is inevitable, but just having my time cut short.
>>123458024
Dude
I'm pretty sure I swing both ways,though I've yet to be with a chick that doesn't weigh 280+ lbs
Papyrus/Undyne
Alphys I guess, but Undyne is best with her
PASSION, like actual intense intimacyan unfulfilled life
>>123457743
Oh my, howsea-floorward of you...Whale, I can't say I'm opposed to that idea, or even more...sansual activities, for that matter.Halibut we take this to your room?
>>123458024
Male
Bi
Sans
You're Shit
Femboys
Aging
>>123458024
F
Straight
Papyrus
Sansand Papyrus
Crossdressing, corruption/mindbreakFailure
>>123458286
that was pretty good
>>123457743
>>123458873
>these two boneheads
I'M MORE IMPRESSED THAN ANYTHING ELSE AT THIS POINT.
>>123458873
>no one will ever sauce this picture
someone kill me
>>123458286
You were right. Feelings happened.
Thank you.*wiping tears*
>>123458024
M
Bicurious
Undyne
Non-shota AsrielFurry
SpidersBut a Muffet is okay.
>>123454663
>>123455049
>>123455415
>>123455982
>>123456295
>>123457071
>>123457743
>>123458873
wwalks into thread
fuckin boneheads stop appropratin my fish puns
So can every Human save and load or just whoever has the most determination? Flowey could before Frisk showed up so what the fuck goes on in human society
>>123459123
Fuck off and don't come back, cancer.
>>123459157
Player.
>>123458024
>f
>bi
>paps
>i find undyne hot, but i don't like porn with her, i like skeleporn even if i dont find them hot because skelefuckers at least know who the best characters are
>forced (only in fiction), D/s
>insanity
>>123458024F
Homosexual
Undyne
Not for sexualJust kidding, fish is for sexual. With or without Alphys
Dom/sub
Heights...?
>>123459123
>>123459157
The most determined can SAVE/LOAD. The Player is the most determined, followed by god monsters and proto-god monsters like Omega Flowey, followed by humans of varying determination, followed by special monsters like Undyne, followed by monsters.
>>123459123
>wwalks into thread
Spoilered the image for nothing.
>>123458024
>gender
Male
>sexuality
Straight
>favourite character
Undyne
>favourite character to sexualize
Chara
>your fetish
Face sitting
Femdom
Watersports (sometimes)
Brutal rape (would never commit the act or watch actual rape footage, guilty of this fetish)
Face fucking
>your fear
Fucking up my education not being able to get a job or business or support myself and have to rely on my parents to survive or go homeless
>>123459160
>implying utg isn't HSG 2.0
>>123458814
Drawfag fixed it
>>123453353
Who is lobotomyanon?
>Update comes out
>Sans can be fought in Pacifist/Neutral
>It plays Song That Might Play When You Fight Sans instead of Megalovania
>Gaster can be fought and his theme is Megalovania.
Yes or Yes?
>>123459347
Check the previous thread.
>>123459309
Forgot pic.
>>123459370
Gaster needs a different theme or a new one, but yes.
>>123459370
>Gaster
>Megalovania
Unfitting as fuck. A remix of Gaster or Its Raining Somewhere Else would be better.Or a remix of CORE with some of Bonetrousle and Song/Sans in it.
>>123459294
that's not /sug/
>>123458873
I'd be more than happy tocuttlewith you. Let'sscampioff now before we cause any moarof asheen!
>>123457189
Looks pretty good! Good job anon.
>>123457795
>>123458618
Okay, I tried my hand at seriously sketching out some expressions for momgoat! It was a bit more fun than the usual fare.
How is it? Need more work?
>>123459123
Plz be tomastoarbaitwith an urchin.
You'd play fetch with Endogeny, right?
>>123459393
If he's not going to give us baby batter shots, he's no good.
>>123454264
>not just getting them drunk or drugged
>permanently fucking them up with a horrible procedure
>>123459596
I want to pet that dog.
>>123459684
dogs*
>>123459370
No. Sans being a fight in neutral/pacifist makes no sense. He's way too lazy to fight you unless he absolutely has to. Make it like this and then sure http://youtu.be/D5XKe51ZXPo
Gaster would need some weird ass fuckery theme. Megalovania is the players theme, not Sans, so it wouldn't make sense to give it to Gaster.
>>123459672
This. You can get someone fucking drunk to the point where he talks and acts like he had a fucking lobotomy. You done need to fuck someone up.
Plus im sure it would be allot more fun with a drunk as fuck person then a lobotomized mess that drools.
>>123459569
I'm not an expert on goat mom, so the Torielfags can probably give you better feedback, but I think her face is a bit longer and not as compact.
>>123459684
You better fucking believe you would
>>123459569
Yeah, stubnose doesn't look great on her.
>>123459780
So let's get fapanon wasted and sit him down with lobotomyanon.
>>123459672
I don't have that fetish, but that's probably the appeal.
I LOVE MY LITTLE BRO
I WANNA HUG HIM
>>123459864
Are you fucking mad or sociopathic? Fapanon is a generous bro and a gentle spirit, and you want to get him drunk and leave him with someone whose sexual fantasy is irreparably mutilating people?
Get outta here.
>>123459942
go hug him then.
>>123459898
>>123459943
Yes.
>>123456551
He'd say something like "get bent goober." Punt you and then walk off.
Skelly not for sexing.
>>123459864
Leaving a helpless drunk with someone that has a lobotomy fetish would be like hiring a pedo to babysit your kids.
>>123457189
>>123459519
Original artist here. I'm surprised some anon even took the time to add some colors to the thing. However I still feel it's kind of a letdown compared to what glory the full image will be once it's ready.
Prepare yourself for something truly worth ofsaving.
Good afternoon /utg/, hit me up with some requests!
I want to see a fic or drawing of one giant orgy of all the more notable anons.except cat dick anon, he can sit in a corner and suck his cat off while everyone else is having fun.
>>123460061Maybe I want to see someone so cute and nervous get fucked up and taken advantage of.
Hehe.
>>123460065
Looking forward to the final result.
>>123460113
CHARA PLEASE GO AND STAY GO.
>>123458717
Yes, yes it certainly is.
>>123458024
>Male
>Bi w/ male pref
>Asriel
>I do not sexualize the characters
>Possession
>Sudden death, I want at least a week before I die so I can inform all my friends and family about it and get things settled
>>123460109
I don't want doggo-shit anon in this picture...
>>123460113
Don't abuse the anon.
>>123460108
Chara and Flowey in the kitchen making breakfast!
>>123460108
Manly bandana frisk cracking his tough gloved hands, ready to deal out some man love to those in need.
Aka frisk hugging things.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01xcbGftEYG
>>123460151
Oh crap yeah, sorry forgot about him, they can both sit in the corner and not be included as punishment.
>>123459810
When I try drawing her face to be longer it feels... weird to me. Worth exploring though, I suppose!
>>123459858
I see. Hold on then, let me see if I try it like your picture related... how do you draw her from the front then?
I don't know how to feel about this, but if this is how it works...
>>123460108
Undyne wasting away on Papyrus' couch, heartbroken over Alphys' death to the point where she is slowly starting to turn to dust.
It's the perfect companion piece for that Alphys & Sans picture you did.
>>123458024
Male
Bi
SansGaster
Asphyxiation, goo,rape, being tied down, and more.
I assume Papyrus art of this scene exists somewhere, right?
>>123460194
>man
Lol
>>123460304
Do I want to know the context behind this image?Did Gaster molest Frisk?
>>123460247
Move the line closer to the in between of her eyes, a bit of her distant eye would be hidden by her nose.
>>123459482
Alright, I'llseayou then... Shoot, I already made that one, huh? Sorry, I guess I'm still a little nerfish after having myeelings reciprocated by such aswellguy.
I suppose it's time for bed, anyway. Sweetfishdreams, anon.
>ywn be forced to cum balls deep in Mettaton's ass
>>123460108
A police officer finding a dust covered 'Frisk' carrying a potted Flowey exiting Mt Ebott.
>>123460145
>ear flopped over anon's shoulder
Hnnngg I can't handle it, it's too much
>>123460391
>>123460323
I think I saw one of those things where they paste the characters' heads onto the video with that scene, yeah.
It doesn't really work as well since Papyrus would be very proud of his bed and very happy for Undyne sleeping in a big bed with her wife without a hint of jealousy.
>>123460227
>kayla
Get better taste.
>>123460314
H-hot. I want to double teamGasterwith you.
>>123460435
I sat on my bed and laughed for a solid 5 minutes looking at this sans face cushion.
>>123460434
Yeah, I saw that but was hoping for something more.
Besides, you could always make Homer Asgore who gets halfway through his own sentence before realising and breaking into tears.
Then you could do something like this with Asgore as well.
>>123460371
Like so, anon? I appreciate your help by the way!
+1 to image limit
>>123460314Good taste.
>>123460474
Lewd...
>>123457308
>Empty seat with a photo of Chara/Asriel opposite Frisk/Flowey
>Toriel and Sans next to Frisk facing each other
>Sans beside Papyrus
>Monster Kid beside Papyrus; across from Alphys (speculated to be his sister)
>Undyne next to Alphys, across from Papyrus
>Alphys between Undyne and Mettaton
>Mettaton and Napstablook at the same place (Blook's incorporeal anyway)
>Asgore next to his dead kids and as far from Toriel as physically possible
I'm really impressed by how well thought-out this seating arrangement is.
tfw no goatdad
>>123460391
Not with that attitude.
>>123460513
That's /better/
I'd suggest considering all the features in purely 3d shapes, like the head being a sphere, the horns being cones and what not, everything has its' own size and mass, and I feel like that could help you envision what goes where and how much, easier
>>123460109
I might give it a shot if one of the more quality writeanons isnt interested.
Can i get a list of the potential cast, i dont follow up with all the notable anons in the thread, it feels like theres one appearing each week.
Someonemake a quick greentext fic about lobotomyanon taking advantage of fapanon, please.I need it.For reasons.
>>123460513
am I crazy if I think they look like MLP heads ?
>>123460686
Chara please calm down. Go kill someone or something.
>>123460187
I'll see what I can do
>>123460194
Will try
>>123460260
Uuh too big of a thing for right now. Gonna have to decline this one.
>>123460686
Chara pls goand stay go.
>>123460520
I'm kind of surprised more people don't like Gaster. Just imagine all the weird shit he could do. The only limit is your imagination.:^)
>>123460553
>Putting Asgore next to a child
>Even a monster child
Not well thought-out enough.
>>123460673
That's where I seem to run into issue every time. I can't visualize 3d shapes in 2d media. I've never once been able to-- it's all flat to me. No idea why.
Usually a lot of my drawing come to constant refining and tweaking until I like what I get. I failed high school art class every year... I just really like drawing and amdeterminedto get past my lack of actual talent.
>>123460716
You wouldn't be wrong. I used to draw them for /mlp/, it's pretty reasonable that I kept a few habits there.
>>123460415
Forgot to add you in the last post, will attempt this one too.
>>123460762
>I'm kind of surprised more people don't like Gaster.
he's a nonexistent meme character
gasterfags are even worse than asrielfags because at least the goat was in the game
Imagine your favorite character asyour parent.
How would they be?
>>123460762
I think he has a fairly reasonable amount of people that like him given how little we know about him.
>>123460108
Tem meets Papyrus. She tries to make up her mind whether skeletals r cute or nOT
>>123460807
>Asgore and Toriel
nice
>>123460805
Don't be a bully, anon. I'm not hating on you for what you like.
>>123460807
>tfw my mom is chara
>>123460848
you can't bully me because my favorite character is chara, so I'm literally perfect
>>123460807
>Sans
Died from neglect and unbearable puns.
>>123460807
>dad is sans
probably pretty good.
>>123459810
That's ok. I dig her moomin look.
In fact I need more goat moomin.
>>123460841
Skeletons are obviously cute even Tem knows that
>>123460826
That's a fair point. He really is barely a character though, I just have weird kinks he can work with in my mind. :^)
>>123460883
Chara isreally great too honestly.
>>123460381
Farewhale[/spoiler] lil skell, and sleep tight. Don't let the bedbalmain-bugsbite! And likewise, nofishbonesabout it.
Punning with you has been aturtleblast as usual. As soon as you suggested fish-puns I knewweedhave a great time.
Guys help
I think I'm starting to see the appeal of lobotomy fetishism butas the person being lobotomizedI kind of want to be taken advantage of in such a helpless state
What the fuck is wrong with me. I need to go to sleep, I'm too tired for this shit.
My favourite character is Alphys.
I probably deserve to be bullied.
>>123460908
Here you go.
>>123460883
Chara a shit anon
>>123460945i've had that fetish for a whilethough I prefer it being much more directly done...with their dick
>>123460945
Agreed, it's time for bed. Sleep tight.
Image limit +1
>>123460945
Just never let that other anon know.
>>123460807
>Papyrus
Unconditional love and support, here I come!
I suspect uncle Sans and Auntie Undyne would be heavily involved with raising me, though. While Papyrus tries his absolute hardest and would be a greatMom, he'd need a helping hand.
>>123460971
Yeah!
>>123460945
Then just do me a favor and make this fic >>123460686 you silly anon. Bring out your inner fucked upness.
>>123460807
Lots of positive reinforcement. Always believes in me. Loves me unconditionally.
Forces me to clean my room.Nope.[/spoilers]
>>123461018
I'll accept this as the last image.
Who's the best character and why is it Mettaton?
>>123461130
Mettaton a shit.
>>123461014Isn't that more along the lines of mindbreak? Cause that's my fetish.
>>123461014
Now I really ship fapanon and lobotomyanon. Break him.
>>123461150
yourudelittlefuck.png
>>123460795
Yeah I didn't want to say anything but you do have typecast head and eye shapes from them -- wean yourself off that style as it's very simplistic and flat.
Aside from that, all I can say is practice 3d shapes and size/distance objects, like cylinders that are angled, so on.
>>123461130
You spelled Sans incorrectly
>>123461130
But he's not Undyne.
>>123461130
You spelled Papyrus wrong.
>still 250 posts away from bump limit
We must increase the shitposting
>>123460354
Frisk is a self insert, thats why you can have the manly bandana or the bow, its what you make it.
The reality is that its just a buncha pixels left ambigeous, it can be a girl or a boy or maybe even a tranny monster.
booby
>>123461398
I'm TRYING but no one is complying in my fuckeduppery.
BE FUCKED UP WITH ME.
>>123461410
>frisk is the self insert
>but that's wrong
So since we are in "waste posts till bump limit" mode, which anon would you want to fuck / get fucked by?
>>123461470
you
Would you smooch a ghost?
>>123461439
Confession time then
I can't believe this stupid general made me have conflicted romantic feelings towards a lazy skeleton
>>123460790
Notice that the turkey is in front of him, as it's his place as the eldest man to do the carving.Besides, nobody else has so much experience with cutting up small creatures.
>>123461470
I want to watch Doggo's shit anon eat his dog's shit.
320 GENOCIDE RUNS
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>123461429VERBOTEN
/utg/ POSTER POWER RANKINGS, I AM THANKFUL FOR SHITPOSTING AND (you)S EDITION
PARAGONS OF QUALITY POSTING
>ANONS WHO ACTIVELY CREATE AND SHARE CONTENT
>BOOBYPOSTERS
A CUT ABOVE THE REST
>FIREFUCKERS
>METTATONFAGS (BOXY CHASSIS)
>DADSTER POSTERS
>SHOPKEEPERFAGS (TEMMIE, BURGERPANTS, CATTY&BRATTY, ECT.)
>NPCFAGS (WOSHMARINES, SHYRENSUCKERS, DOGFUCKERS, ECT.)
ORDINARY ANONS
>FISHFUCKERS
>PUSSPUSS INQUISITORS
>GHOSTFUCKERS
>FRISKPOSTERS
>GENERAL SKELESEXUALS AND GENERAL GOATFUCKERS
>METTATONFAGS (EX AND NEO)
>TORIELFAGS AND ASGOREFAGS
>CHARAPOSTERS
>FLOWEYPOSTERS
THOSE TOO FAR GONE INTO THE ABYSS
>ASRIELFAGS (GOD OF HYPER DEATH)
>SANSFAGS
>PAPYRUSFAGS
>INCEST SHIPPERS
FILTH THAT WRITHES WITHIN THE DEEPEST DARKEST REACHES OF THE AUTISM SPECTRUM
>ASRIELFAGS (SHOTA)
>ALPHYSFAGS
>SORIELFAGS
>JERRY
>THE ANON WHO JERKED IT TO SHITTY SANS
>MAJICKFAGS (WHY IS THIS A THING, TUMBLR? HOW IS RAYMAN BUT A WIZARD SEXY?)
>>123460381
>>123460938
I fucking hate you twofor making me like terrible puns.
>>123461258
Practice makes presentable I guess! I liked the simplistic style myself, but I guess it doesn't do my any good if I'm the literal only one who does.
I'll work at it and experiment and will come back with something great for you.It'll give me something to do instead of my usual holiday tradition of "drink heavily until hospitalized like every year"
Also what do you mean by 'typecast'? Plan, I guess? Garden variety? Not interesting?
>>123461530
time to let go.
So if Asriel, after becoming flowey, was able to save, load and reset all the way back to the 'moment he was born.'
Then why didn't he just live out his life but without letting himself or chara die? He can already time travel, albeit only during his own life time, it should be simple to stop himself and chara dieing and not have to become a soulless flower.
>>123461553
>ORDINARY ANONS
>FLOWEYPOSTERS
hah, yes
wanting to fuck a flower is normal
>>123460945
Everyone in these threads are FUCKED in the head.
Literally this this case just what the fuck.
>>123461398
I want Mettaton to crush my skull with his metal thighs.
>>123460807
>Alphys as a parent
Unless Undyne comes with, I doubt this would end well for either of us. She'd fold like a wet blanket any time we had a disagreement and would probably be really pampering since she's so eager to try and please.
>>123461491
Tell me then anon, what would you do to me, or what you would want me to do to you?
>>123461579
Telltale, dead giveaway, so on.
Basically, someone was able to accurately call you out on where you picked up the style, and very easily, too.
>>123461631
Wait, he was able to reset all the way back to when he was born as a goat?
I thought it just meant to the point when he woke up as a flower, please do correct me if I'm wrong.
>>123461631
>'moment he was born.'
As a flower.
>>123461634
Wanting to fuck anything is normal, bro. Being autistic as shit about it like some Sansfags and Asrielfags are is where it gets bad. Shame they drag everyone else through the mud with them.
>>123461508
Heck Yeah
I want to lick Sans's head.
>>123456789
I don't think I'd mind if the world didn't reset this time.
>>123461743
I want to grope Asgore's body.
>>123461553
What about monster kid fags?
I'm thinking bottom tier because shota but it's your call.
>>123461508
I want to break Mettaton instead.
>>123461743
I want to save the goatson.
>>123461510
You're welcome.
>>123461470
I'm the guy who wants to ship lobotomyanon and fapanon. Truth be told I want tohug fapanon, tell him it's alright and let him cum on my face.
>>123460807
Temmie.
Sooo, how would that even go? Having a retard mom I mean.
>>123461724
I lust over my goat in peace and quiet, i never understood why so many people feel the need to share their lust for goatson.
And even if they do, why in such a frequent and annoying way.
>>123461520
I don't do that anymore after I went to the hospital, sorry.
>>123461818
It all started with one random tumblr post and now I'm so deep in the bone zone I'll never recover.
>>123461530
>Undertale's been out for 72 days
>320 divided by 72 is approximately 4.4
>4.4 means 4 runs per day and 6 runs every 5 days for over 2 months
what the fuck are you doing with your life anon
>>123461860
>having Temmie as your mother and annoying dog as your father
this must be troublesome
>>123461698
>>123461710
I'm gonna have to find the dialogue from geno and post this again some time, but I was certain he meant goat-birth.
Besides, ''born'' implies being expelled from a birth canal, and I doubt alphys' determination syringe would qualify as that.
>>123461670
Oh, I see. That could be problematic. No idea how to fix that either... aside from just fiddling around over and over until I can make them not look so copypasted... to be garbage-tier is to suffer.
>>123461939
maybe he's a speedrunner?
>>123461860
She's got a degree and probably made a fortune in the arms business.
>>123461947
He said he woke up on the garden, as a flower. And that's his earliest save point.
Where can I find some lewd of Undyne and Asgore
>>123461743
I want to stick my dick into the holes in Gaster's hands.
>>123461947
>''born'' implies being expelled from a birth canal
Is English not your first literature.
>>123461939
It's time to end this meme. If Toby is not going to continue this story, then there is no point in shitpostinig about it for years
>>123461939
I'm having FUN
>>123461826
Poor fapanon I feel so bad for him, the least someone can do for him is to let out his stress over someones face or monitor.
>>123462041
have you fucked chara yet
they must be madly in love with you by this point
>>123461878
I used to like Sans more, but the annoying shit's here kind of curbed that a bit here for me. Still like him, but my interest has wavered.
Part of me wishes I could ruin him for them the way they did for some of us.
>>123462041
go to bed Gaster.
>>123461387
Papyrus is the worst character I swear.
So undyne living on Sans coucheating tons of food and gaining weightor her killing herself since you know she out of a job
>>123462002
I'm actually stumped on this one.
>>123462041
You are the king of wizards
>>123462082
Please don't ruin him for me, I'm a peaceful sansfag that doesn't shitpost him like some people here do
>>123462089
Anon,I may not agree with you but you're entitled to your own opinion and I will not hesitate to let you be.
Insert angry face.
>>123462078
They are probably just bored with him for doing the same thing over and over again.
>>123462112
Weaver is the closest I can think of.
>>123462078
I don't like they.
I just don't want to give they the pleasure of living a somewhat normal life.
>>123462084
No, grandma.
>>123462135
Haha kill me
>>123461973
Geno run doesn't lend itself well for speedruns.
I thought about it because honestly, it'd be pretty cool to watch someone do Sans on stream at AGDQ, but the random encounters a bitch, you could spend 10 minutes fishing for an encounter if your luck is bad.
>>123462137
Then I'm not talking about you. Talking about the fucks who spam him, spam AU shit and fangirl over him. Don't worry about it.
>>123462082I want to see your best try at ruining him.
>>123462112
Fatz' lewd gallery has one picture
I'm getting paid to do something bad, /utg/.
Someone wants me to drawSans vore. Sans will be using his powers to force Frisk down his skeletal throat (copious amounts of blue tongue and innards, naturally) and then kick back, making callous but funny puns about the situation while Frisk gets digested alive.
I need the money. I'm sorry if it ever makes its way here. Just... just know that I never wanted this.
>>123462082
If not for his edgy fight in the genocide route, he would be as much spammed as doggo or jerry
But now he is a kiddo bait like Freddy from FNAF
>>123462002
http://imgur.com/eY6eZiE
This is the only one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezrx6vnRKFA
Do we have any art of Frisk as Fourze?
>>123462256
Do it anon, take that fetish money, you deserve it.
>>123462256
So start drawing.
Warning, not for the faint of boners. New Frisky Frisk.
http://i.imgur.com/FnY3hjg.png
>>123462206
>10 mins
Nah, 5 min tops.
The tricky part is only around Hotlands, but it's easily solved by being in the CORE, as encounters are fairly higher.
Trust me, I've tried other methods before.
>>123462003
Me too, anon.
Me too...
>>123462256
Post it
>>123462256
I'll think of you whenever I see a Sans vore picture from now on.
>>123462256
Y'know anon, fetish art commishes are like money falling from the sky, take it!
>>123461530
>i will play the same route in a visual novel over and over again reading the same text
This is some concentrated autism. Go play Sunrider or Life is Strange instead
>>123462256
Don't worry. I'm only disappointed in whoever's requesting it.
>>123462401
Fuck that.
>>123462327
Is there a chara version?
>>123462220
>spam AU shit
I still don't get the point of doing that. What's so entertaining on liking/talking about an OOC version of a character?
>>123462327
As per customary regulations, I desire more.
LET'S GET THIS SHIT TO BUMP LIMIT
WHAT KIND OF DRUNKS ARE THE UNDERTALE CHARACTERS
>Papyrus is a happy drunk, gets super huggy and will give you embarrassing complements. Will throw his arms around random people and yell that they are his best friend.
>Undyne is the first at the bar, and the last to leave, shitfaced the entire time and wants to fight everyone, will probably be vomiting outside later.
>Sans is a sad drunk who pretend to be cheery and social for the first hour or so, but then will slink off into the corner and drink until he passes out, Paps will probably carry him home.
>Alphys is a slutty drunk whose social anxiety disappears after a few drinks, can be found trying to suck Asgore's dick in the back of the bar.
>Toriel is the "maybe just one or two" kind of person, but steadily drinks more until she's the life of the party. Can hold her alcohol extremely well, she ends up dominating the pool table and karaoke.
>Asgore is also a sad drunk, but handles his alcohol well. Is probably in the back of the bar sobbing "god, they fucking call me Asgore 'Kindergarten Killer' Dreemurr and it's TRUE", meanwhile Alphys is pretending to comfort him while attempting to get his pants undone. Undyne is too busy armwrestling Greater Dog to notice.
>Mettaton also gets sluttier, but prefers to tease bar patrons instead of putting out. Promises many "favors" to his biggest fans.
>Frisk doesn't order anything for themself from the bar, but brings their own drink in a flask. Orders some vodka and pours it into Flowey's flowerpot, much to his chagrin.
>Napstablook has exactly two drinks and stays at the bar to keep an eye on Mettaton. Doesn't seem to be affected by alcohol.
>Flowey is both an angry and sad drunk. Attempts to yell out insults to whoever will walk by, but most people are too buzzed to notice. Will slowly begin to cry about being stuck as a soulless flower for the rest of his life. Frisk says nothing, but pats his head.
That's pretty much everyone, right.
>>123452375
Don't call me cute. I'm not cute.
>>123452797
>fat, pancake titty unshaven frisk
Why
>>123462256
I hope Toby himself send you a copyright C&D
>>123462479
They don't actually like Sans, they like their own headcanon versions of what they want him to be.
Question is there art of those two gay bara Guards?
>>123462531qt3.14
>>123462531You are adorable.
>>123462440
kill yourself you literal brazilian unemployed nigger
>>123462296
>>123462305
>>123462359
>>123462384
>>123462402
Thanks, guys.
>>123462361
It'll only be like the second one though, right? There's that stupid one of him and GenoFrisk (I saw it here a few times and got linked it as a guide for what the commissioner wanted) but I don't remember any others. I'd be less embarrassed if it was for a character with more fetish art, honestly.
>>123461530
You might have a problem.
>>123462082
I don't think you can ruin a character for a bunch of people that don't seem to care for his usual personality. It's kind of funny that as much as sans gets spammed here, I've only talked with a few people that share the same kind of love I have for his character.
>>123462530
Seems pretty accurate to me, anon
>tfw a Papyrus when drunk
>>123462065
Wanting to be nice to him and wanting to break him are very conflicting feelings.
Why am I so much more honest after image limit?
>>123462573
I've seen some art for them, but not much.
>>123462530
Why would Alphys trying to suck Asgore dick? She s a lesbo
>>123462573
Go on R34, theres was recently one uploaded, its very lewd and gay.
>>123462602
No, I'll just kill the characters you love.
Again.
And again.
Sayonara.
>>123462612
And I agree.
But you know what?
I'm too far into the abyss to come back now.
Might aswell enjoy it.
>>123462530
>Shyren just starts giggling at all the hunks and passes out halfway through an apple cider
I want to corrupt Papyrus's mind and introduce him to many fetishes.
>>123462573
Of course.
>>123462696
Alphys canonically had a crush on Asgore, she's bi.Undyne is 100% gay though.
>>123462530
>drunk sans
>drunk flowey
Damn, and I thought the time for sadposting was over
>>123462705
not only autistic nerd, but also edgy
oohhh boy
>>123462730
>implying Papyrus is corruptable
>>123462531
peridot pls go.
>>123462327
I require more
>>123462530
>Asgore goes full vulnerable mode when drunk.
>Frisk protects his goatdad by guiding him home and preparing a bucket plus some water next to the bed.
I'm gonna stop here and not go full lewd.
how the fuck do i draw this goat
i can barely draw a circle
>>123462530
inb4 that one weirdo from the other day who wouldn't shut up about raping drunk Sans shows up and ruins this
>>123462754
What was the part that implies that she have a crush on Asgore? I think it might have been a misunderstanding like her crush on Frisk.
>>123462827
Youstay determined.
>>123462827
Look at the sprites, and practice over and over again.
No one has ever been nice to me except for Papyrus,a fictional skeleton.
God, kill me.
>>123462531
You're so ugly you make Alphys look like Mettaton.
>>123462754
>Undyne is 100% gay though.
I always thought she had a lady boner for asgore
>>123462772
Killing fictional characters is not as edgy as you're making it up to be.
Specially since I didn't describe it so graphically either, just said what I can be doing since the game let's me.
Get over it, they're just lines of dialogue and drawings, they won't say or act in any other way they were programmed to.
>>123462530
I figure Alphys is like a really mean drunk that starts hollering every thought that comes to her head when she gets drunk, most of which are insults aimed at herself and others.
>>123462672
It feels much more anonymous when everybody looks like the same blue text box.
>>123462849
The quiz show, mostly.
> I think it might have been a misunderstanding like her crush on Frisk.
Didn't Mettaton said that was wrong?
>>123462849
Alphy has a crush on everyone.
Jokes aside, she said to stop pursuing furry boss monster and just get a fish girlfriend in the true ending
And my autistic self is too selfish to approve Alphy's getting on with Asgore
>>123462861
[MERCY]You deserve to have people being nice to you. I'm sorry, Anon.
You guys are my only "friends".
And even then you still occasionally bully me...
>>123462861
Maybe its because you are an unlikable and insufferable turd?
>>123462754
Undyne is Passionsexual.
>>123462953
Whats a good friendship without the occasional roasting?
>>123461983
Yeah but she still only try to feed you tem flakes and im pretty sure she would probably neglect me in the long run.
>>123462953It's mostly playful teasing, don't worry about it.
>>123462979Maybe I am,but don't I deserve some kindness, at least?
>>123462730
Me too.
>>123463038
Everyone is deserving, anon.
>>123462945
That would make sense since Asgore never got over Toriel. Is like Santa who was dumped by Mrs Clause. He will never move on.
>>123462849
Both Mettaton and Bratty & Catty tell you that she's got a crush on Alphys.
I think it's probably mostly because he's the nicest guy she knows and she's desperate for someone big and strong who might like her despite being a nerdy loser.
>>123463038
No one deserves anything.
They get what they get and you will get what you get.
Whether that's fair or not is irrelevant.
>>123462924
That's a very good point.
I need to go reflect on my life.
I hope this never ends.
>>123463145
Everything will end at one point or another. just enjoy it while it lasts.
>>123463038You're making it very hard for me to bully you anon.
>>123462953
>internet messages on anonymous board is all of what left of my frienship circle
Just leave the house. Either for school or job. Or at least play multiplayer games that include speaking to the mic and forming clans.
>>123462762
>Papryus is making his rounds and being social
>Notices Sans is missing
>Finds him in the corner of the bar, slowly losing consciousness
>"SANS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING ALL THE WAY OVER HERE, EVERYONE IS AT THE FRONT OF THE BAR HAVING FUN! WELL, ALMOST EVERYONE. I DON'T KNOW WHERE KING ASGORE AND ALPHYS WENT, ACTUALLY!"
>Sans looks up at him
>He looks sadder than Papyrus has ever seen him
>"i miss dad, paps. i miss him so bad"
>Keels forward onto the table and passes out
>Papyrus is for once at a loss for words
>Just scoops him up and carries him home
>Next morning, Sans wakes up with a thundering hangover and no memory of the night before
>>123462842Joke's on you, anon, I am that person. And I might abandon that fic, actually, because as I said before, I can't write for shit, and I don't actually know how I want the lewd scene to go down.
>>123463145
Same here too, anon. You guys are fun, I don't care what kind of poster you are.
>>123463185I...I don't want you to bully me, anon...
>>123462924
It's like talking to myself.
>>123463038
Even a Jerry like you deserve someone
So!
Should I try doing a genocide run blindfolded up next?
Only relying on the sounds and such? Up until Undyne and Sans only as exceptions?
A real shame you guys dont like my autistic face~
>>123463145
All things must end, Anon. Nothing is absolute.
It'll happen sooner or later.
>>123463201
Do this then >>123460686 asap.
>>123463145You guys are the only friends I have, so please don't leave me.
>>123463264
i like your face, anon
i like every anons face
>>123463038
If you arent working to change yourself, and expecting others to mold/warp to your state of being, you dont really.
If noone likes you then theres a problem with YOU, not the rest of the world, you Linking Park reject.
So write down things you hate about yourself and work on changing them. If you arent happy with yourself noone else will be for you, nor will they waste their nerves on you.
Get out there and become better, and kindness from others will come naturally.
>>123463341
You are pretty cute too.
>>123462849
>>123462945
She is also in the search of the perfect otherdimensional husbando/waifu.
Someone she'd think is cute and would stand her horrible smell.
Undynes lack of nose really helped.
>>123463341
I-is that true, anon? Even...even if I look like Burgerpants?
>>123452375
um what is this cultural inaproprriation bs i'm triggered to the max
frisk is yellow
>>123463335
>>123463145
I wish we could all just migrate one day to another general like one big dysfunctional gypsy family and talk to each other forever.
>>123463341
But we have no faces.
>>123463464
That's the point.
>>123463201
Heh. Well, please do, these mostly SFW greentexts about drunken shit are more fun and probably easier to write than a tale of a drunk dwarf skeleton getting sexually assaulted. More fun to read, too.
>>123463420
Hey plenty of people want to fuck Burgerpants anon.
>>123463428
Unfortunately the only thing we all have in common here is our love for this damn game.
>>123463420
Especially if you look like Burgerpants.
>>123463391
To be fair, her shower is inhabited by a terrifying unnatural horror of her own creation. She probably has to bathe at Undyne's.
Let's be friends forever, okay?
>>123463236I won't. That post hit a bit too hard.
>>123463616anon, nothing lasts forever. everyone will move on sooner or later, but I can't deny I will miss the time I spend with all of you.
>>123463626Then, let's just be kind to each other, anon.
>>123463428
I bet /indie/ is praying that day never comes.
>>123463303
Man, I can't greentext about real people, that's just weird.
Drunk UT characters is actually the first greentext thing I've ever written, too. I don't have enough experience.
Plus I'm not even entirely sure who fapanon is. The guy that jerked it to shitty sans?
>>123463495I might still write it just for my own pleasure. :^)
But there's no way to get better at doing greentext than practice, so uh...a prompt of drunken shenanigans, maybe? I'll see if I can type up something funny.
If I get any requests I'll post them in the next thread though.
>>123463616
Friends come and go. Loved ones are replaceable. "Eternal" vows are made void when you die.
I just want it to be over so I can get my life back.
>>123463347
Fucking this you shitty sad saps.
Nothing will come of being a bitchboy and crying infront of a screen.
>>123463746
>The guy who jerked it to shitty sans?
Yes.
>>123463715
They do know that if they are still alive by the time /utg/ dies, everyone left from here will assimilate with them.
>>123463746
You do you. And you seem to have a nice enough grasp on the characters at least, it should be fun to read.
>>123462945
I never heard her say that in the true ending, when does she say that?
>>123463896
When both her and Undyne are trying to console Asgore after Sans and Toriel introduce each other.
>>123463347
On a side note as soon as you accept you need to change you have to be careful not to get too into the self hate thing or it will cripple you.
I'm less of an asshole now, but i also dont want to talk to anyone because I think it's not worth their time.
I wish i just started out as not an asshole like most other people. Then i could be blissfully ignorant.
>>123463757
You can still masturbate, play video games, and cry yourself to sleep anon.
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>123463796
What is shitty sans?
I want to cry, but tears won't come out.
>All this depression
Thread theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x8aBGaSPB4
>>123464090
Nigga I got to these threads late and I still know what that is.
>>123464053
I actually prefer image limit /utg/. No one is separated by groups because we're all on the same level since we can't really tell one another apart for the most part.
Everyone is so much more kind and real.
>>123464101
Poke your eyeballs.
>>123463796
Huh, I think I was in that thread. Either way, still can't write anything about these anons, cause I'm not even a writer.
>>123463876
I'm honestly basing Alphys off ofa fanfictionbut that's about it.
GIVE ME GREENTEXT REQUESTS BASED ON >>123462530 GUYS, I DON'T WANT TO BE SHIT AT WRITING FOREVER
>>123464101It's okay, anon. We're here for you.
>>123464185
Undyne starts a bar fight
Gonna do a gaster doodle.
Should he be standing or sat down?
>>123464090
How do you not know? It's just shitty ms paint drawings of bad time Sans. One anon jerked off onto his computer screen to an image of it.
>>123464185
Alphys sucks dick
>>123464281
Why not both
>>123464281
Sitting down.
>>123464185
>I'm honestly basing Alphys off of a fanfiction but that's about it.
Which one?
>>123464281Do both. Never too much Gaster.
>>123464185
Papyrus giving Flowey so many compliments.
>>123464281
Sittin on this dick.
>>123464013
Thats just taking the easy way out to be perfectly clear. Even assholes have friends and people who love them. Unless you go around hitting people randomly like a sperg or or be like some truly insufferable shit to be around, then theres always potential for a change towards the better.
But people like you would rather willingly cocoon themselves in their lazyness and then mope about it. And noone has the time to bother with such people, every normie out there has his problems, allot of them worse then any an autist crying on an imageboard has, they just fucking man up and dont get dragged into the abyss by their own avarice.
>>123464281
It depends on what he's doing on that doodle.
>>123464407
Eating a snack.
>>123464327
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5148170Please don't hate me for the fact that canon Soriel is mentioned because it's barely part of the story.
>>123464553
Sitting down then.
Which Undertale character do you relate to the most?
>>123464565I don't hate Soriel and I don't really get why people get so angry over it.
>>123464565
>canon Soriel
That doesn't mean what you think it means. Soriel is not "canon".
>>123464687
>>123464687
>>123464687
>>123464687
New thread.
>>123464553
What the other guy said.
>>123464636
http://img14.deviantart.net/f57e/i/2015/301/8/0/napstablook_by_monksea-d9eqyeg.png
>>123464668I like it just because I think they're cute together.But like I said, it's barely part of the story
>>123464675
Canon as in it's canon in this particular story, ya dingus
>>123464636
A mix of Alphys, Burgerpants, and Napstablook.
>>123464636
Sans desu. Im very small and all of my siblings are way much taller, still if someone dares to touch them I would chase them to the end of the world to beat them.i am also horrible lazy fuck throwing around jokes noone understands
>>123464758
No, that still doesn't mean what you think it means. Canon refers to it being a thing in the actual game. In a fan made story it's called shipping.
>>123464792
Also 4chan apparently changes t b h to desu. Heavens why.>>123464792
>>123464758
That's not what canon means.
>>123464874
Where have you been for the past month, senpai?
>>123464853
You can be canon in the context of a derived work.
>>123464874
>he doesn't knows about the word filter
>>123464874
Shaking my head at you honestly senpai.
>>123464931
No canon literally means that it's real in the actual official story.
>>123464931
>of derived work
Are you the autistanon from a few days back?
>>123464853
>>123464876
semantics, you nerds
>>123465095
wait, what happened a few days ago?
>>123465125
...no. you can't just change what a word means just because. Shit. Just say shipping.
when they realse the mod or skin where you can see sonya's dick bulge, i will buy it, until then, its just blizzard shilling
>>123465275
I can't help you but it may be a good idea to ask again on the new thread.
Why do we hate Soriel again?
>>123468884
Because mommy and daddy are going to get together again some day.
>>123469815
Ah so it's Asgore "Spike the Tykes" Fans?
>>123469815
At most they will get into friendly terms.