/mgg/ - Metal Gear General

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Venom Snake > Big Manlet

ded general ded franchise ded publisher

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The world in Venom's mind.

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>>123434379
why do you like spreading lies anon

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bravo kojumbo

>>123433346
thanks. friend
>>123433008
just like cool slick moves in single player/mulitplayer to show my friend how to play the game. He's playing it like a traditional stealth game and quite linear and finds it boring

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Tumbling down
Tumbling down
Tumbling down

nile crocodile

>>123434978
>that venom
holy shit lmfao

funny thing how a video game can kill most of the activity in this general
at the very least you would've expected this placed to be flooded with normies

>>123435408
okay

>>123435408
the game barely had anything to discuss

>>123435426
i'm calling the police

>>123435408
the games been out for three months now and honestly wasn't very relevant to the rest of the series, I'm not surprised we've run out of things to say to eachother

>>123435408
>you would've expected this placed to be flooded with normies
It did.
this place changed dramatically once the game came out.

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>>123435408
There's not a whole lot left to say.

>>123435663
about time

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>>123435663
well I mean, it is thanksgiving
I'm sure he would have made sure motherbase had a good meal going on

>>123435773
>The garbage bag covering his right arm

That is above and beyond

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>>123435467
>>123435532
>>123435673
this fucking sucks
atleast we have fat kaz to discuss i guess

I need a "fatkaz at MB thanksgiving" scenario stat.

>>123435408
We can post memes if you like?

>>123435861
they did go above and beyond but now I'm worried I accidentally saved a copy for ants
was it that small when they uploaded it?

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>>123435861

>>123436020
It was an edit of a frame from an animated gif.

>>123436017
memes are nice
i like memes

>>123435985
I just want MB thanksgiving, shit would be cute as hell

some of the soldiers could make foods from their respective cultures, so it would be a big potluck type of thing

>>123436020
it was originally a tumblr.gif

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Its fun playing as venom

I don't understand why people hate HUEY he is so caring and cute

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Not sure how this worked

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>>123436243
caring? no
cute? up for debate

>>123435928
well we might hear news about MGS6 in a year or two so there's that i guess

>>123436334
>mods
are you retarded?

>>123435985
I'm here anon lets do this shit

>kaz and ocelot oversee the cooking all morning
>kaz is being overly controlling and making the atmosphere pretty tense
>ocelot shuts him up by making him taste test the mashed potatoes every few minutes
>kaz licks the mashed potatoes off the spoon with his eyes closed, savoring every taste

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>>123435861
>>123436020
>>123436059
>>123436072
That's the right size, I just made the edits without changing the size, I think I shrunk down the twink image a bit but I can't really remember now honestly.

>>123436224
wouldn't that just be regular big boss

>>123436438
And what does a model swap have to do with anything? Are you really this irrationally angry?

>>123436593
>what does a mod have to do with mods?
are you actually retarded im literally spelling it out for you

What do you guys think Kojima is doing right now?

Is he still alive?

>>123436810
he's on suicide watch

>>123436771
Since you don't want to act like an adult I'm just going to ignore you now. Reflect on your actions and words, then feel ashamed.

>>123436810

Watching a movie

>>123436879
you clearly have some sort of disability so I'm not going to bother

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>>123436576
Eh. I'm waiting for a eyepatch to show up.

>>123436964
epic buzzwords

>>123436879
The lack of ability to use capital letters makes me think it's that "okay" person that lurks this general for... reasons I do not understand.

>>123436451
MY PERVERSE NIGGA
>Kaz popping pigs in blankets into his mouth like its nothing
>Secretly Ocelot has been keeping count
>Eventually all the other soldiers catch on, start counting too and laughing amongst themselves
>Kaz is none the wiser as he gluttonously slides morsel after morsel into his mouth til theyve all gone

>>123436072
You make em? Make more! Theyre the best shit.

>>123437036
I really want to know what kind of mental processes led him to believe that changing the Solid Snake model would somehow effect fulton physics. I'll probably never learn, because as you pointed out and he's demonstrated, he's incapable of articulating his thoughts into anything more than argumentative personal attacks.

>>123434264
Para-Medic is still best girl.
Keep you waiting, huh?

>>123437327
I can get behind this. No idea why she gets so much shit.

>>123437262
No, I just remember the original image that was posted.

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Perhaps in another reality they could have met not as Big Boss and the XOF Assassin, but as regular people, with their real identities.

>>123437085
oh my god

by the time the sit down dinner rolls around, kaz has already pretty much had his fill on appetizers and bites he snuck out of the pot, but he can't pass up eating a little of everything. venom notices his plate is more sparse than it normally is, so he takes his plate from him and gives him an extra helping, thinking he's probably just a little embarrassed with how much he's eaten lately. by the end of the meal, he feels like he needs to loosen his belt a little more, but there's no way to discreetly unlatch your belt when you've only got one arm. he groans every few moments at the uncomfortable pressure until he can make it back to his room.

>>123437428
sorry man, was meant for
>>123436513

>>123437262
I made them, I posted a little further up in reply to the posts about them.

It's really just a by chance thing, someone posts an image and a joke and I think "I can make this work."

That's about it.

>>123437417
Probably that whole cloning Big Boss against his will, torturing Gray Fox with her cyborg experiments and condemning him to a life of eternal pain and being a leading member of the Patriots thing.

I love you guys. So much.

>>123437617
I blame kojima
The original ending of mgs3 had the american branch of the philosophers like the patriots
And para-medic actually believed what solid snake believed in mgs2, about how we should pass the best stuff for the new generation

>>123437942
>Para-Medic in MGS2
Uh, anon...

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>>123437858
I love you too /mgg/
especially when we are being slow, comfy, and a little gay

>>123437858
I hope you suicide yourself

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Ok guys I'm slow as shit. I just realized what the whole DDog being a wolf thing is meant to symbolize

Have you guys ever lost an FOB defense?

>>123438245
Huey pls

>>123438245
the whole game plays a lot with the subjectivity of the viewer, or rather each person. that whole idea is pretty much the foundation of the biggest conflicts in the game, everyone having a different take on the will of The Boss.

>>123438109
I'm not saying that. I'm saying she talks about how we should teach the new generation the best stuff we can. But then she got retconed to being dr.clark and zero being the head of the patriots

>>123437506
Fuck you. I know im going to be thinking about this tomorrow in front of fucking normal people.

Kaz getting encouraging little tummy rubs under the table from a red-gloved hand.

>>123437942
Yeah if we're talking good guys becoming fallen demons Para-Medic's probably a better case for it than Venom Snake

>>123437858
Love you too wee one

>>123438372
Para was a good person right up to her tragic death at the hands of a mad man.

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So realistically do you think Kojima is going to say anything at all at The Game Awards? Besides maybe a thank you to the fans?

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>>123437858
hey anon, I love you too

>>123438608
If the guy shows up i'm going to make him give me back my money

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>>123438372
Venoms fucking boring and I hate him. I HATE HIM.

>>123438608
He won't say anything since MGSV won't win any awards

>>123438608
"ME SO SOLLY!"

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>>123437858

>>123438802
Keked to oblivion

>>123438847
So how did Sally get in there if she's too big to walk out the front?

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>>123438847

>>123439038
She has a Rex mode

>>123439038
She can hunch over, remember?

>>123438370
oh come on, family dinner is always more fun when you can spice it up with some fetish scenarios

kaz thinks ocelot is reaching over to rub his cock, but his hands never go below the belt. they just keep rubbing over the same soft patch of belly. kaz's stomach feels much better, but he's a little afraid that everyone will see his slight arousal once he stands up.

>>123438608
"MGS6 COMING REEREE SOON"
[muffled sounds as a security guard pins him to the ground while doctors sedate him]

>>123439140
>>123439150
Still too big.

I never realized how fun Quiet was until I got her back tbhlads

DD still a best though

The reason we didn't get a snowy local was because it wouldn't make sense with DD panting all the time.

>>123439275
Sally would still make it into Smash 5

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>>123439275
What?

>>123438372

Venom is a saint. Dr Clark was a monster.

>>123439502
Now show the front door. Sally definitely didn't come in that way.

>>123439592
Of course not, she came through the tunnel. Which isn't actually a tunnel in-game, but it's not like you were ever meant to get in there.

>>123437496
You picked the same medic preset face as me

sweet

You get to ask Kojima any 1 question, but it can't be about his relationship with Konami or cut content. What do you ask?

>>123439759
You know, I wonder where the tunnel leads to, the pit at OKBZero?

That whole mission is weird

>It's in the pit you guys, I swear
>It's not there
>DD Containers
>Get up to Helipad as Skullface approaches chopper to fly away
>You interrupt him
>He walks you back down
>Guards and vehicles suddenly absolutely fucking everywhere
>Sahel is back at the hanger it was at to begin with

I just... everything is a lie.

>>123440065
It leads to chapter 3.

>>123439950
I literally just set all the sliders to 0 so he would match the GZ medic face shape and then just made a tiny change around the eyebrow/nose area and that's it.

>>123440153
No wonder we can't access it then ;_;

>>123440043
Is MGSV the game you envisioned it to be?

>>123440043
what character would he let ravage his anus

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>Solid Snake's and Venom Snake's sneaking suit is basically colored french anti-terrorist uniform
>Metal Gear Solid placed in Alaska, US, but all guys using FAMAS as assault rifle
>FGM-148 "Javeline" Metal Gear Solid and Sons of Liberty got it's name in honor of Luke Besson film "Nikita"
>In the world of Metal Gear French rations are simply best in taste.
>There's black and white russian and american villians, but not french.
>Main villian of whole Solid series Ocelot hate France.

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>>123439229
Holy christ, Kaz 'thoroughly enjoying' a secret tummy rub from Ocelot. I don't stand a chance in hell tomorrow now. Thanks perfect anon.

>enemy team always gets a successful Fulton
>your team never even tries to Fulton
Fuck these people holy shit.

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>>123440468
>Main villian of whole Solid series

>>123440578
Maybe you should try getting one.

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>>123440585
>Main villian of whole Solid series Ocelot hate France.

hes not the main villain, and everyone "hate France."

>>123440470
I'll honor my meal to good ol' kaz tomorrow

o7

>>123440741
I do, every time.
I don't want to sound like I'm blaming the team and shit, but everyone started splitting up like crazy, in fact one guy was just chilling at the bottom left of black site.
Every time I did Fulton someone it would get destroyed immediately because the enemy team is sticking together and my team is fucking sniffing glue

>>123440585
>killed comrades
>killed european soldiers
>killed Fortune's father wich made her crazy bitch that wanted get her's revenge on dad's killer (Solid Snake as she thought for)
>betrayed every boss in series (Volgin, Venom, Liquid, Solidus)
NOOO U WRONG!!
OK.

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>Fat Kaz at Thanksgiving gay circle jerking

We'll make diamonds from their asses

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>>123440846
I know I said I would give chubby kaz a rest and talk about something else, but it's seasonal...

>>123441170
>uses "killed soldiers" in an MGS game as an argument for him being the main villain

He saved the world you fucking arse, be grateful.

>>123441282
it's hardly any of the posts in the thread though, it's like three of us and replies several minutes apart

>>123441317
Chubby Kaz is too cute a thing to let die entirely anon, thanks for the posts.

>>123441317
'Tis the season.
also it's cute as fuck

>this fucking thread right now
Holy shit you're all degenerates

>>123443247
Dude you're on 4chan what did you expect

Who would make the best dad? Kaz, Ocelot, Venom, or Big Boss?

>>123443449
Ocelot

>>123443449
they'd all be disappointing fathers, but probably kaz. it would be weird and distant, but he's got his heart in the right place for kids. plus I bet he'd give you a hell of an 18th birthday.

>>123443575
I would say ocelot too, but he was ice cold towards eli in kingdom of flies.

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So apparently there's a Krokodil up here when it's not during Skull Face. I'm not sure if you can even see it from the ground, so it seems like kind of a wasted detail.

>>123443449
Venom, of course. He's caring, he's "father to his men", protective as papa wolf, he won't stand a struggle between his "children", but he won't punish them too hard for that. Also he's qualified medic.

>>123443870
He was a medic in his past life. His job was to keep people from dying. He has major mental probkems about this

>>123444046
everybody's got issues

>>123441404
Free all prisons all over the world,
be like Ocelot
"save" the wold :3

>>123440468
Bump

>>123444046
Doesn't change much, actually. He still should be skilled.

>>123444375
They probably wiped all that stuff because "Big Boss" suddenly realizing he's a doctor might have caused more than a little cognitive dissonance

>>123444597
You can't wipe skills. You can't even really wipe the memory without causing some brain damage, which would be too risky because of Venom's condition, you can just lock some of it. But memories are one thing, and skill is something different. Just think about language skills - amnesiac people still can speak their mother tongue fluently. THe same with other skills: they may not remember anything, but they still can do things they could before the amnesia.

>>123444597
Big Boss has A++ Medical stats, so it probably doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things, he would have muscle memory though.

What I find curious though is Venom has Big Boss's memories, but it doesn't quite go into how far back they go, does he have John's childhood? His 10 years with Joy? His life before that?

They implied it's literally all of his missions but that's it.

Which might be where the difference comes in with how they act/think.

Venom's brain is still not Big Boss's physical brain at the end of the day, he can be passable as Big Boss, but his perspective will still be different based on how his brain processes thoughts and experiences.

Which I think is why he chose to help Eli rather than ignore him.

Big Boss once said in MGS4 to David "Maybe things would have been different if you had been in my place that day."

>>123445247
Venom is exactly like Big Boss if he had severe brain damage and no emotional connection to The Boss

which is to say he is nothing like big boss

>>123445380
The irony being Venom's actions result in him being a more appropriate carrier of The Boss's will than any one else except perhaps David.

One of the first things Venom said to Miller was basically "Fuck the past, we look to the future".

>>123445540
>>>/trash/

>>123445540
why is she so... average

>>123434978
This looks like if /tesg/ modded TPP.

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>>123446138

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>>123445540
I do.

>>123440065
>The parts of Skull Face after you reach the helipad aren't dynamic and vary based on how you did the mission.
>If you captured the outpost in stealth you'd get to see XOF helping each other out of dumpsters, patting held up guys on the back, and generally acting embarrassed and ashamed.
>If you captured it loud then they're laying bodies out and giving you death glares, while the guards behind you will shove you if you stop walking.
>If you no traced it you get the current cutscene, and if you rush without capturing it you see them transitioning off of alert.
It's the complete lack of small things like this that make me wonder if Kojima even really made this game.

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>Haven't played in a couple days
>One more mission to do
>[Extreme] Sahelanthropus
>Blow up all his shit and get him to <30% health in a minute or two
>Get OHKO'd by the whip stalagmites
>Try again
>Same thing
>Turn game off
>Maybe try again tomorrow

Man this, uh... this sucks. What a shitty way for the game to wrap up.

>>123446536
okay

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>>123446138
>>123446273
great work, ive been saving all of these,
you thing you could do Lufwa Valley or Motherbase if its possible

>>123445565
Uhuh, I feel kinda sad that Naked had to make us fight each other in the MG.

>>123446642
Thanks. Anywhere in particular around those areas or just whatever feels right at the moment?

>>123445247
All Venomous meme's of Big Boss is Ground Zeroes, it's actually a dream in which he learned all CQC in muscle memory. During heli explosion horn just materialize on Big Boss's head.

Also why fuckin no one rushed Midge Ure's Twitter? https://mobile.twitter.com/gmonkeyuk/status/656074410634432512?p=v

>>123446536
git the ZHUK-BR 3 and take it into battle with you

>You will never hold hands with Skull Face
Life isn't fair

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>>123446831
i trust you in knowing where the best places will be

>>123446904
>ZHUK-BR 3
I'm not certain what the is.

Thing I'm using now only needs the first 14 shots it carries to get him down to 20-30% and fuck off to start trying to hit me with the linear gun. It's just the monotony of running back and forth knowing if I fuck up once I'm getting OHKO'd. That ain't fun.

>you will never eat turkey with kaz

>>123447054
a quick google of the name should be all you need

>>123446731
It is Ocelot who gave him tape.

"There's only one room for Boss."

>>123447054
You have the movement speed increase right? The only thing you ever really should be able to get hit by after getting that is the circle that appears around you. And that's because of its bullshit tracking.

>>123440468
Bump

>>123447120
Unless it's going to one-shot him the hell difference does it even make?

>>123447215
Yeah, I use an Athlete, and yeah, both it times it was the semi-circle mixup. Great fun when it doesn't one-hit you.

>>123447161
Ocelot opened his eyes, but it was John who sent the Dave to the Outer Heaven.

>>123445380
Except Venom does have emotional connection to The Boss, more than Big Boss actually has at this point.

He believes in her will, and even puts a memorial to her on Mother Base.

>>123447061
>you will never feed him pie and wipe away a little whipped cream from the corner of his mouth

>>123434264
How come I never saw that statue? Where is it located?

>>123447347
>this is what venomfags believe

>>123447385
it's outside the hospital
I don't think you can ever get a good look at it in the cutscenes

About to pick MGSV up on PC. Is it playable with a Keyboard & Mouse? I've only played the other Metal Gears on console.

>>123447280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcavGOlyUaw
I didn't even need to get out of the vehicle, I just kept driving

>>123447280
The guys talking about a tank, which is pointless since you can sprint down the road and get one for free at the start. But the tank's pretty mediocre for Sally since it's slow, bulky and it can't really aim up. You're better off sprinting to the APC in the area at the start, getting to high ground and unloading on Sahe, then once it breaks unload your strongest rocket launcher into the torso until you only have one rocket left, then magdump either the Islando or HAIL until you have one mag left, then expend the last rocket and mag together. Hide until supply drop, grab it, repeat. You should only need one supply drop this way. Also you want to go with a sub machine gun side arm to shoot down rockets and missiles to save you/Peapod. The grenade pistol thing might seem like a good idea but it's not worth being unable to shoot down projectiles.

>>123447543
Yes, it handles a lot better than GZ on KBM.

>>123447579
Hah, damn. Guess I'll try that.

>>123447636
>strongest rocket launcher into the torso
So that does do more damage than shooting him in the face?

>>123447407
Well, yes. Because, you know, Venom is kinda PLAYER'S AVATAR.

>>123447876
Not really it's just the torso is the most non-moving part and the hitbox on the limbs seems kinda fishy sometimes.

>>123446536
When I did it the first time, I literally only stopped moving if I had to regain health, just ran like a rabbit while spamming CGM missiles at him. Still got one shotted by the rail gun (or whatever the thing with the visible target "splash" is) because I didn't know you need to hide at that part.

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>>123447407
"Venomfags" I guess do believe something the character Venom actually says and does

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>>123446831
Do you think you could do one with Sally in the
picture somewhere
even if its taken at the same spot as >>123446642

>>123447642
Thanks. One more question, is Rising worth picking up?

>>123448038
But that's the noncanonical impossible ending.

>>123448142

Absolutely

>>123447982
Normal Sally was pretty fun. I liked the Stalagmite whip mixups and the linear gun was easy to hide from. (It got monotonous as fuck doing the hit-Mantis-hit-Sally loop though. Should ever have to do something like that more than twice or three times)

>>123448038
Venom is literally just some medic who never enen met the Boss. The entire premise is beyond retarded.

>>123448156
Look how dumb you are.

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>>123448142
yes.
it is nothing but extreme and hype

>>123448249
Christ what a terrible series of movies...

>>123448127
Possibly. Sally moves around a lot though, so it might be difficult.

>>123448249
Webm source pls?

>>123448142
RISING is great, because it was made by Platinum, I wouldn't get into it hoping to delve too deeply into the Metal Gear plot stuff, but for what it is, it's extremely solid and enjoyable.

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>>123448324
he stops moving when you use stealth camo.
once when i was pissing around with him i managed to get him to freeze up.
i took lots of screenshots like it was a Japanese anime

>>123448386
One of the Hobbit movies you fucking pleb

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>>123448574
>You will never fight Rathalos in the FOX Engine

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>>123448386
final hobbit movie

>>123448574
>literally worst segment of any game ever created.webm

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>>123448686
>cant even cook rations
why even live

>>123448632>>123448698
Capn on the boat! I know, I though that there's video with DROOLS OF RUPTURE and this scene.

>>123448698

I'm glad I never even watched the first one

>>123448706

How can you be that bad at games?

>>123448838
I could make a webm with sound if you want

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>>123448898
>le git gud may may XD

>>123448574
I'll have to try that out tomorrow. I'll be busy editing the Mother Base one for a little. Moving cranes really mess things up.

>>123448981
nice reply!

>>123448931
No, thanks. Not worth it, I was just curious.

>>123449039
im gonna make it anyway to go with the other ones I have

>>123440468
Explain it.

>>123446891
You are right.
>>123448187
You just can't understand it. Too poor.

>>123447579
That seems really excessive. Take CGM and flare supply, throw flare at the start to the road and spam CGM nonstop into Sally, pick up supplies that are already there when you run out of ammo and unload again. Sally dies in 2-3 mins, you barely have to move at all.

>>123447383
>you will never wipe the whipped cream away with your tongue off a flustered kaz

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>>123446891
Look for semptember

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>>123447015

>>123450431
>you will never let kaz take you back to his room and angrily fuck you, taking out all his rage, until he collapses and silently cries himself to sleep

>>123451120
my eyes hurt
thanks for giving it a go though

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>>123451225
You really want people to notice your emblem, don't you?

Here, this post has the words (You) and emblem in it. (You)'re welcome!

>>123451225
Yeah, Mother Base doesn't really have that many good vantage points that let you see everything clearly. It was the best I could think of.

>>123451225
how did you make your emblem?

>>123451662
no, i just had it in those pic when i made that.
I changed last month
i feel i have posted it too many times now but that was the only command platform pic i had

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>>123451860
>mods

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>>123451662
removed it.
sorry for "avatarfagging"
>>123451756
upside-down big black love heart with skin coloured love heart

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGOb1TcO-8o

>>123451934
You alright there? You seem to be a little upset about something. Wanna talk about it?

>>123451960
ignore that colossal faggot
your emblem is cool

>>123451665
im trying to get a pic of the motherbase map so i could show you where you might be able to get a good shot but i cant find any on google and i dont have the game running.
give me a minute

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>>123452071
This might work.

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>>123451991

>>123439502
Is there a way to go to this area when not in a cutscene? The door leading to it is always blocked off

Start of mission 12 spawns you there and you can wall glitch to get in during freeroam

>>123452250
Ah shit I didn't see the screenshots above this post

Anyway how did
>>123439009
>>123438847
Get there?

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>>123452006
I feel I do post to much even though i barely post them
I guess its because of how empty this place gets I just feel mine stick out more than the others

>>123452250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aoY7Kz2778&t=5m34s&hd=1

>>123452318
meant for
>>123452250

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>>123451665
see what its like here

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>>123452618
or here

>>123452618
>>123452702
I'll try them out later and see if they turn out any better.

>>123451194
not unless he gets a cuddle and kiss

>>123453005
Gays, please go.

>>123452897
also try the top of the combat unit platform
i stood where the red lit door is and it looked like a good spot

https://twitter.com/TroyBakerVA/status/669738833383059456?p=v

>>123451991
Her face is so attractive, but her breasts are so ...not.

It makes me sad every time I see a picture of her.

Also Genysis was a fucking God-awful shitty mess.

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>>123452006
Are you new to /mgg/ or a samefag?

I sincerely think that emblem is creative and I chuckled when I saw it the first time, but seeing it for the twelfth time in an image that is supposedly about something else kind of warrants some hostile response.

>>123453112
its too late anon

>>123453338
huey pls go

>>123453250
Voice actors are not allowed m8

>>123453005
he huffs a little at first when you spoon him and kiss his temple, but he relaxes soon enough. he would never apologize for taking out his frustration on you, but you know he doesn't really mean anything by it. by the time you wake up, he's the one spooning you, with his one arm holding you loosely around the middle.

>>123453250
MODS!

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>>123453389
What about friendly acquaintances of VAs?

>>123452390
>>123452318
I think they've patched it

I've been trying to get through the wall for the last 10 minutes and I always get spat out on the normal side

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>>123453425
P E R F E C T

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>>123445540
I have two actually.

>>123453467
I was just joking, you can post VA's all you want nigga fuck Huey

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>>123453525
why are they so cute?

>>123452897
discard all those. i found the best spot.
>top of the medical platform
>ventilation box that's opposite the power generator

>>123453525
oh fuck is this new? sauce?

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>>123453525
dont even need to edit this one

>>123453670
Gab uploaded it specifically for 8ch.

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Started this before I realized I'm not any good at paint. Someone should finish it.

>>123453749
then pls go back there

>>123453749
>specifically for
What a fucking awesome chick mane.

We get huey, they get actual fucking GaB.

>>123453836
And possibly Stefanie too.

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>Huey is triggered by GaB now

lol what a gay

>>123453871
Yeah she posted with us for a little bit, very funny girl.

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>>123453871

>>123453893
but he was the very person who said that Let's Players are more relevant to this general than voice actors

h-he's not a liar right bros?

>>123453967
wow I really fucked up those replys.
I should probably stop jacking off

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8ch>4chan

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>>123453714

>>123453749
as >>123453794 said
Please go back to 8ch
bring back everything you can
you are a very brave man

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>>123454114
At least some people get to be happy

>>123453567
What the matter with Huey anyway?

>>123454221
literally nothing at all

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>>123454221
He probably got rejected by a girl that looks like Joosten or something

>>123454261
Nothing anguishes a man's heart quite like a woman...

>>123454114
2ch>>>>>>shit>books of Nicole Kidman>okaymeme>8ch

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>all these people that just lie in wait until someone else posts the first joost and breaks the dam

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>>123454261
>Huey
>Ever getting ANY girl

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>>123454169
>be on /mgg/ every day for 4 years only for it to turn to this shithole
>refuse to go to 8ch because we always call it autistic
>they have fun and get close to the Joost
>we sit here with huey

>>123451960
I post my Medic and Emblem and even camo theme of my Diamond Dogs all the time, I didn't get shit for it, so if someone tries to do the avatarfag thing to you, ignore them, they can't do shit about it except look like a salty asshole.

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>>123454432
I know I probably shouldn't, but I'm going to drop some doxx on Huey.

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>>123454432
I just know there's some creepy-ass fucking shit on there and I don't want to be guilty by association.

4-4chan and /vg/ aren't that bad though, right...?
Right...?

>>123454549
Stef doesn't think so :^)

SUCH A LUST FOR DED THREDS

I mean I think Joost is cute, but I honestly don't really find her that interesting.

If it was Lori Alan though...
I WANNA CHILL WITH BOSS.

>>123454690
I wonder what could revive it?

>>123454712
Definitely NOT pictures of GaB or Stefanie, that's for sure.

Boy oh boy would I HATE it if someone posted those

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>>123454771

>>123454804
I already know that's Baker.

>>123434962
When are Konami going to produce the Rebuilds of Metal Gear?

>>123454854
Don't worry I thought the same too

>>123438608
We'll probably get a teaser of his new game, or maybe a Kickstarter announcement or something.

Kojima isn't on the advisory board for no reason.

Wait who's Gab and why is he/she posting on 8ch and why mods delete every mention of that site? They act very angry about it, while they don't delete posts with orther imageboards like kraut and 7chan. Why?

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>>123451860
Not gonna lie, I wish TPP had a mod SDK of some sort.

>>123454949
>Wait who's Gab
Friend of Stefanie's and a let'splay-er

>why is he/she posting on 4+4ch
There's a board on it devote to them

>and why mods delete every mention of that site?
It's creepy af

>>123454771
What about muh boy GaBman?

welp looks like the perfect time to head to bed

g'night then

Fuck all these Metal Gear Online updates.

Why not add some free Side-Ops to make the single player more worthwhile?

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>>123454949
Gab is one of Joosten's close friends (She's a Dutch expat in Japan as well) who runs a YouTube channel. She got wind of a thread about her on Cripple-Chan and posts on there now sometimes.

>>123455060
and i just woke up
fuck
good night anyways

>>123455085
>expat in Japan
She's a teacher right?

>>123455084
>Why not add some free Side-Ops to make the single player more worthwhile?
I wouldn't mind this this, but come on, people already work up shitstorms about the SideOps we already have.

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>>123455038
How about a compromise? Why not post all three?

>>123455139
Not for long, she's going to quit that soon

>>123455092
ahh sorry about that anon ;

its around 6am here for me

>>123455162
Never in my life have I hated a man so passionately who in all likelihood doesn't deserve it.

>>123455172
Bummer, maybe. I guess. Unless she's got something better coming down the pipe.

>>123454949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8ZrxWNtbkY

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>rewatch MGSV trailers again
>remember the hype I felt
>remember thinking about how this is gonna be the greatest video game ever
3 months later and it won't stop hurting

>>123455139
She works as an interpreter for some company primarily, but yeah, she does some teaching on the side. She's leaving that in a few months, though.

>>123455252
GaBman is a fucking sweetheart m8

Also she has another job anyway and now she's got youtube and streaming

>>123455253
I want to see the one that makes her cry, but I also don't.

>>123455281
"You feel it too" etc.

>>123455291
Ah, neat. I had dreams of being an interpreter once.

>>123455252
Why? He's a legit real nice guy.

>>123455023
mods delete any reference to cripplechan because moot doesnt want to lose those ad shekels

>>123455331
The MGSV one? she doesn't actually cry and she made it private anyway

>>123455362
>Why?
Because he's sitting at a restaurant with his gorgeous awesome wife and Stefanie Joosten, that's why.

>>123455369
Makes sense.

>>123455023
>>123455085
Okay thanks for info.
>There's a board on it devote to them
Uhhh. Why would anyone drool over some 2 random grills? They not even super stars(getting naked for some game won't bring you to super star lvl) or super sexy(0 ass, 0 hips, decent tits). Just normal girls, nothing special. Whole fucking board devoted to praising them?
>72 active posters on that board
Just imagine, 72 fat sweaty virgin neckbeards praising Stefanie. They create generals about her, they discuss there how amazing their goddess there. They have +5gb folder with her pictures. They are drooling over the girl who already has a boyfriend. Literally c u c k s. That's some SWEDEN YES shit right there, reminds me of that forum screencap where guy says something like "white women need bbc".
That's indeed creepy, disgusting and pathetic at the same time.

>>123455846
They do motion capture in the nude now?

How far we've come

>>123455846
don't worry m8 it's sfw

>>123455162
GaB is married to that dude?

>>123455925
Yes she is.

>>123455925
They started dating over a decade ago at Uni and got married a few years ago.

>>123455949
>>123455996
I can't decide if it fills me with hope or despair.

Mostly it fills me with scathing envy but that's not constructive

>>123456049
Are you implying GaBman isn't the shit?

I'm going to make Stefanie and GaB Pawns in Dragon's Dogma !

After I beat [Extreme] Sahelanthropus and get all the sub objectives in [Subsistence] Occupation Forces. Fuckin' a I wish every mission had a [Subsistence] mode.

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>>123455281
>its been 3 months

>>123455402
>>123455331
Wait, what, cry? What happened?

>watching mgs marathon stream
>drk is still salty as fuck about mgsv almost three months later

top fucking kek, what an autist

>>123457014
what levels of salty lad
"it was a disappointing game" salty or "worst game in the series" salty

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Cute nose coming through

>>123455281
phantomu painu anon

bravo kojima

>>123457014
>almost three months later

damn

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>>123457089
yes

>>123457067
"anyone who gives half a shit about the series is still mad"

"I knew it. I fucking knew mgs should have ended at 2."

"I want to consider it non-canon."

I mean, mgsv was a disappointment sure, but normal people would have moved on by now

it's just funny to see him get riled up on anything that even barely references mgsv

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>>123457156
Dude do I ever love pictures where he shows his little teeth. What part of himself do you think he's most proud of?

>>123457067
>>123457014
Those fags can't appreciate Revengeance.

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>>123457212
his hair and his eyelashes

>>123457212
He's so ugly.

>>123456952
>What happened?
GaB does this thing where she makes a video periodically to address comments. When Joostfags first got wind of her their initial reaction was to go full internet and rip her apart. During one of GaB's comment videos she saw all the ridiculous hate (she'd apparently only over gotten five negative comments before that point) and almost cried on camera reading through them all.

>>123456952
She played the prologue of TPP in a youtube video with Stef and the retards that are MGS fans decided to pick on her for not having played the past games and being a tad annoyed at fanservice. They told her to kill herself and other lovely stuff. She made a video where she responded to most of these comments and was pretty upset over it and I don't blame her.

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>>123457318
He's gorgeous and youre wrong.

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MGSV has a genuinely good story, the trailers just lied and it has some missing stuff.

I give props to Kojima though. I have never felt this about a game before, you know what I'm talking about, this Phantom pain. This whole almost 4 year journey of MGSV was wild, and it seems to reflect on Venom's story. We wait for an extraordinarily long time, we wake up, all overhyped to TAKE REVENGE, BE THE BIG BOSS! EXPLOSIONS, OUTER HEAVEN WHERE MEN BECOME DEMONS.. etc... instead, we end not with a bang, but with a whimper. Kojima is truly gone for now, and we aren't getting another MGS directed by him ever again. We got what we wanted, we played our role as Big Boss, and now all we can do is move on.

>>123457363
If I had a nickel for every time someone told me to kill myself on the internet.

I'd have at least a ten spot.