The Alright Papyass Edition
Previous Thread: >>123397095
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own risk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/ (Gaben-free Edition)
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
First for shekel spider
Kill urself.
The old one hasn't hit the bump or image limit
>>123414715
What the FUCK are you doing, Anon?
>>123414581
What the actual fuck is that.
If there's a spherical barrier around the mountain, making all access points equally accessible, why could humans fall through the Ruins hole, but none ever went through the barrier hole, which is easily accessible through a cave as opposed to requiring a clumsy fall? Wouldn't more humans have gone spelunking into the cave? It seems more likely that the barrier is equally impassible to humans and monsters from both sides, and that it only blocks off the barrier door. So why didn't they jetpack out of the Ruins?
>>123415654
Papyrus alpha
the ol' spicy keychain.
>>123417134
http://41.media.tumblr.com/32868f2b5b8cacefa0f98739273e071c/tumblr_inline_nxxvak6kTQ1qjiqux_1280.png
>>123417638
Fuck off, faggot.
>>123418321
blow me, nigger
Lick, lick, lick my balls
Anyone has that review of Undertale done by an anon here? i want to link it to a friend
nth for dumb lizard
>>123414581
http://the-nsfw-diner.tumblr.com/post/133897270031
reposting because more need to fap to this
[LOUD BLEATING]
Doesnt it kinda piss you guys off that most of the kickstarter goals wont even be made? toby said himself that patches coming will just be bugfixes and that he is too stupid to make the full manual part of the game
also there isnt a secret boss like he said
and where the fuck is the tori plush and the wake up app?
I can't believe you people have made me care about anons I've never met.
I hope everyone is okay and happy
Think of an undertale character,You introduce them to your parents and say that you are dating them. How do your parents react?
>>123421039
Literally a savior.
also
>all characters are 18+
I want someone to draw Frisk like Jotaro, in this exact pose.
We're back to 3 threads again? Damn, guys, I thought we moved past that
>>123421028
The four eyes yellow dino?
>>123421079
>manual is being put off until he can figure it out
>tori plush is being made
>wake up app is being made
>secret boss is already in
>comics are being made
>>123421112
>Asgore
My mother would love him. I would love him.
>>123421112
My parents would love him, honestly.
I think they've given up on me giving them grandchildren anyway
>>123421162
Awful anatomy and all?
>>123421228
so sorry and that whale are just kickstarter backer bosses
iam talking about the actual secret boss that was supposed to be there
also what about the patch?
>>123421279
Yes.
>>123421271
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUojGn7U8AA_WkT.png:orig
>>123421228
>comics
GASTER ORIGINS WHEN?
>>123421308
he never said what kind of patch it would be
he's gonna do a bugfixes patch
>>123421112
>Are you some kind of pervert? He's only 19, you're what, 45 years old? Stay away from my son. If I see you near him again I'm calling the police.
The whole game sent me on a feels trip, but Waterfall did an incredible job. It gave a perfect lore dump.
An entire people, doomed to live their days locked deep underground, stuck for generations on end, with earth and rocks for sky and stars. That shit gave me goosebumps.
Did anyone else feel this way, or am I simply a colossal faggot?
>>123421308
The secret boss is, again, already in. No idea what it is but it is.
The patches are literal physical patches to buy which are being made I believe. That or a bugfix patch.
>>123421039
>Mpreg
D-damn
I'm trying to make a shitty little genocide papyrus sprite.
Guy on the right is just for scale/reference.
Is there anything I should do to my sprite?
Something seems a little off with it.
Also, ignore the shitty gray stick leg, that's just placeholder for now.
I also feel like I should add that he's supposed to be kneeling.
sorry this was posted late, i was waiting for a new thread so people could have an opportunity to download it
I finished chara! here is the download link for both verions, with the red and black eyes
Chara: http://www36.zippyshare.com/v/VS48SIT0/file.html
i also made an update for gaster. I fixed it so that when he carries your browser window, his head is behind the window as it was intended
Gaster fix: http://www36.zippyshare.com/v/THlAinRv/file.html
>>123414581
>>123421397
bufixes are appearantly enough to be a kickstarter goal and even mentioned ingame then? makes absolutly no sense
>>123421279
Fuck anatomy as long as the picture looks cool
>>123421418
Yeah, that part got me pretty bad. The music helped a lot too.
>>123421112
>Chara
Anon what the fuck this is a child
>>123421218
Only one other dumb lizard, and we don't talk about him.
>>123421415
>parents not approving /ss/
>>123421420
so who from the 3 kickstarter bosses is actually the secret boss then? because so sorry and the whale are both hidden well
that would mean that they would count as 2 secret bosses
but only 1 has been promised
see what iam saying?
i dont think they both count
The below poster is Flowey.
Do not believe their lies.
Hey guys, I want to do a series of Mettaton taking selfies (any form), this is the first one. Any ideas for more? I work slow so I probably won't have anything else posted tonight, but I'll write down all suggestions. The general idea is other than this one (which is him and his bffs) is him taking seflies while shit goes down in the background.
>My name is /utg/ and I have four fucking active threads at once
>>123421610
One Punch Man is probably the best anime I've seen in a decade. I love everything about it.
>>123421484
We need art of Penicillin in regular situations from the game.
>Paleontologist jumping out Undyne's window
>Palestinian in his COLO DUD date clothes
>>123421686
please make something with sans photobombing it and papyrus being mad at him
>>123421686
Fuck you Flowey, I don't know what you are up to this time but I'll make sure that no one will ever help you
>>123421112
I thought of a few
>Muffet
It would go well enough, shes nice, cute, and good in the kitchen.
>Undyne
Might as well call the ambulance before I walk through the door.
>Asgore
It would either work out great cause hes a nice guy, or hes put on a list
>Bpants
B o t t u m O f T h e B a r r e l
>Papyrus
hes innocent, and likes cooking, it would go great
>Sans
Good enough.
>Temmie
Now I'M the one on a list
>>123421726
yea, it is pretty fresh
>>123421686
Mettaton taking a selfie when Frisk is doing the Tile Puzzle.
>>123421427
top to bottom:
hairline
eyebrows
eyes
>4 utg threads
What is wrong with you people?
>>123421726
I remember watching the artist's streams. Man that guy was dedicated.
>>123421427
do you even weeb
you
>>123421610
They probably wouldn't. Not even my mom who's the kind of super spiritual "love is love" kind of person. She'd probably feel like I'm trying to replace her.But that's okay because Toriel can be both my new mommy and my girlfriend and as long as she approves of the /ss/ it's okay.
>>123421891
yeah what the fuck that is clearly not enough
>>123421686
You could do him crashing Alphys and Undyne's date or something.
Seems like a Mettaton Moment right there.
>>123421112
I thought of Snowy's mom.
I am filled with immense regret.
>>123421112
>Papyrus
Mom: "Oh great, now there's two of them."
>shuts door on us both, muttering behind the door something about being "too hyper" to begin with
Dad tries to be supportive but cringes a bit
However they might get along because my dad's pretty into working out, and never eats anything unhealthy
>>123421112
>Sans
Well I have no clue how bad of a trainwreck that would be, only that it would be a trainwreck
>>123421686
MTT on Undyne's piano while rose petals are falling on his reclining body
I'm still laughing about that one dude's skeleton OC.
>>123421112
>Papyrus
Assuming that monsters are on the surface now and a talking skeleton is normal, my parents are old fashioned so i'm sure they'd be happy with Papyrus's good intentions.
>>123422174
squats and goatz
>>123421112
>Hyperdeath Asriel
Gotta remember to buy them sunglasses to ward off the brilliant technicolor faggoat.
>>123422221
Yeah OK chara
>>123421748
Overall I think Pansexual needs more art in general
Reminder that Undyne is Vriska except not a huge bitch
If Toriel was here, she would take care of me in every way possible. She'd be the only person I need in my life because she'd fulfill every role.
>>123422221
Chara's a cool kid.
>>123422221
which one, chara?
also holy shit so close to quints
>>123422008
Well, now your family's bigger than ever. Now that you're married to 17 people.
Too bad about that broken family.
reposting overexcited burgerpants
>>123422221
Why, because you murdered it?
>>123422221
>Off by one
>>123422313
The one with the 20 inch ectodick who has Gaster's permission to marry both Sans and Papyrus.
>>123421162
Is this okay?Never drawn Frisk before, sorry
I like Onionsan, y'hear! Onionsan is my Big Favorite!
>>123422279
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUBEj3dUkAIPDJK.png:orig
>>123422425it's NICE-U
>>123422284
I always forget that JUST is supposed to mean "righteous" in this context and not the obvious
New Thread! Migrate!
>>123420940
>>123420940
>>123420940
reposting fresh memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA7P_U5FpUg
>>123422571
STOP
Would you let her inject you with her venom, turning you into a living zombie until you explode into a crawling mass of spiders 5 months later?
>>123422571
>>123420862
>>123422571
>>123420862
>>123422571
>>123420862
>>123422571
>>123422571
You're not me you fucking cocksucker
>>123422364
poor chara, can't even swear right. Just remain silent.
>>123422571
I swear I think this was the same guy from before
sandniggers tryna get us banned
>>123422571
just use this thread, it's the oldest, you stupid fucks
>>123422571
STOP MAKING NEW THREADS WE HAVEN'T HIT 100 YET
This is why /vg/ hates us
>>123422571
>>123422623
No, that's what I want to do to her.
>>123422623
I don't know about that, but I've been having this fantasy lately about Muffet injecting me with venom that makes me sleepy and makes it difficult to control my body and her carrying me back to her house and doing whatever she wants with me, and since I'm drugged up on her bodily fluids I can just lay there and let her take care of me.
This is the different thing i wanted to do. Pretty happy with the result.
>>123422623
http://orig05.deviantart.net/c7dc/f/2015/301/d/e/muffet_undertale_by_rainbowscreen-d9eow6h.png
>tfw even Gaster's music is lost in the void
When you experience a "Déjà vu", the "you" from a different timeline strikingly similar to this one just died an unexpected death and all their memories and consciousness are transfered to you, here and now.
>>123422818
what's a shimeji?
>>123421686
Mettaton taking a selfie with Burgerpants being beat up in the background
>>123422919
A desktop buddy that walks around and does cute things.
>>123422919
ur mom
Just gonna sit here and watch these threads destroy themselves
I should go pick up some wine
>>123422919
A shimeji is just another reminder that you're alone in this world.
>>123422887
Gaster plz not like this.
Why do we keep making threads with broken-ass OPs
>>123421424
oh damn didn't even notice that
>>123421162
>>123421686
Asriel doing the God of Hyperdeath thing and MTT's just "golly would you look at that spotlight"
I'm determined to post this every thread until you like it.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CIVTzdFRUI2ZmXqmzedKz4pITXKVEqdPRKmzLPKu4eg
>>123421686
Megatron blowing up the city and fleeing
>>123422810
God damn spooky. I love it.
>>123422975
Wine is for people that like to pretend they're high class. A real bpants would get wasted on dirt cheap vodka or coconut rum.
>>123422887
>>123423060
yoooooooo
>out of memory
Chara I will trap you in my computer whether you like it or not.
>>123422887
So are you saying I can never truly die? Cause once I die my consciousness just goes to another me? Am I immortal?
>>123422975
What's been everyone's favorite thing that has happened in these threads?
>>123423060
>>123421162
>>123422958
where can i download one?
>>123422810
pretty cool
>>123422987
anon please
>>123423107
I get 2 buck chucks
The last thing I'm trying to be is classy
>>123423107
A true man drinks whiskey.
>>123423076
I haven't seen you in a while, friendo, you must not be very determined.I still don't like it.
Partner.
I kill one. I earn four.
I feel awful. Everything feels awful. I put the list of numbers in the image every time, all my stats and skills, and my kill count. And my kills. The Kills of Chara. I am The Kills of Chara. I am all the numbers that make up my life.
I am the 1 friend I have lost.
I am the 10,652 kills I have earned.
I am the 1,172 times I have hugged Asriel.
I am the 493 times I have cried on Asriel’s shoulder.
I am the 86 times I have stabbed Asriel in the abdomen.
I am my 2 reasons to keep going.
I am my 1 reason to stop.
The west is being cleared, but I don’t know what that means anymore. I need to make Az strong. I need to get him a kill. I need to purify Mt. Ebott.
I need to stop looking at my kill count. I need to focus on what’s important. I am Chara, not The Kills of Chara.
>>123421634
Muffet, Glyde, and So Sorry are the kickstarter enemies.
>>123422887
>Tfw it's could be possible
I've had so many flashes of what will happen in the future, and actually happening. Worst part is when even my pals says they saw that very instant even through were doing something completely new together.
Spookiest one was walking around the street some years ago, and in a split second receiving the image of a brick hitting up my face by some nigger at school
I hate that feel, /utg/, yet this is why I love this game.
>>123421112
>sans
Twice the lazy, they would not be proud however sans does own a house so theyd be happy to kick me out if I stayed there
>>123421686
Mettaton trying to get drunk with Burgerpants, who is drunk, and Shyren, who is completely wasted.
>>123423337
>bpants
>a true man
Pick 1.
>>123422295
>>123423171
Well, tell me this
Are you absolutely certain that it's possible for you to die?
>>123423186
I liked it when we watched taibro's stream
Do you think Toriel secretly enjoys being called "mommy"?Like, more than in just a motherly way?
>>123421112
>Gaster
They put me in a mental institution for thinking I have an imaginary partner at the age of 26.
>>123423370
who is the secret boss then?
>>123421479
What'd you choose for the clone animation.
>>123423360
I keep seeing this pop up every couple of threads; what is this?
>>123423391
Sans has like 4 jobs though
he might be lazy, but he handles it well
shitty sans time?
post shitty sans
>>123423360
Shit's getting kind of dire.
>>123423556Christ. I'm still a moron, sorry.
Here's the full: http://imgur.com/a/o1u6k
>>123423556
looks like a guy RPing as Chara in Dwarf Fortress adventure mode
>>123423515
chara summons a soul from the locket to clone
chara splits his head in twain to pull up a new shimeji
>>123423483
what do you think
>>123423465
Frisk confirmed pac-man.
>>123423476
>Taiwanbro's stream
That day was fucking magical I swear.
>His ISP acting up on him and fucking up his stream while he was fighting Asriel
>People from around the globe cheering him on
>All that genuined crying
>/utg/ stopped the shitposting for the rest of the thread until the end of his stream
>>123423648
There's two clone animations?
>>123423468
Well I've never died before so I wouldn't know
>>123423465
>ghosts too dumb to realize a great name like Frisky Ghosts or Ghostfrisk(er) is right there
>>123423661I-I mean, if it makes her happy, I guess I could could her that...
Do women purposefully ruin everything?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bnPy-abs_4
>>123422887
I think the proper term for this is quantum immortality
Post fish-lizard
>>123423483
>>123421112
>Nice Cream Man
my parents would probably like him actually
>>123423719
yeah for all shimejis, i think. if you right click the shimeji, you can see the behaviors list. one says split into two and the other says pull up shimeji
>>123423761
But 'blook is the main person.
>>123423746
Exactly
>>123423634
I want to protect that smile.
shhh
dorks are sleeping
>>123423661
>>123423828
>>123423661
I want Toriel to explain to me why she wants me to call her "mommy" and what it does to her when I do. I already know, but I want to hear it from her in her own words.
>>123423812
If you insist, anon
>>123423932
HEY WAKE UP DUMB GOAT NERD
What's the best mix you've seen with another song?That isn't waters of megalovania.
>>123423805
WHY
THIS PARODY WAS MEANT FOR SANS
WHO IS A MALE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>123421112
>Burgerpants
>When did you find a furry version of yourself?
>>123423812
http://40.media.tumblr.com/57ecd3c636f7edf177a0d2693cab98e7/tumblr_inline_nxj3h6qhRt1rqrlma_1280.png
Omae wa mou shit
>>123423812
Think of an undertale character.
Any of them
Try to be creative.
You have one?
Good.Draw or describe to us what they are like as a beefed up boss monster that you fight in Asgore's place as king.
Be as in depth as you want.
>>123421479How does one get this to work?
>>123423476
>>123423718
That seriously was the fucking best. Sharing all those feels with everybody here no matter what kind of posters we were. Everyone getting along. It was a great fucking day.
I was lucky too. It was literally my one day off and it happened.
>>123423932[LOUD BLEATING]
>>123423806Quantum immorality is a bit more complicated. If all of its propositions hold true, you've already died and you don't even know it. Any instance where you've been in great danger split your timeline into two: One where you died, and one where you lived. One where your family and friends are mourning you death, one where you're alive and well.
Chances are none of us here are no longer living in the timeline we were born in.
>>123423932
I wish that was me
>>123423986
https://soundcloud.com/64gigs/megalovania-vs-harder-better-faster-stronger-undertaledaft-punk
I got a lot of shit for it but I personally think it's fantasticThat drop makes my dick diamonds
>>123423984
>>123424046
>>123423465
>ghost metta with the sass
great
>>123424074I love you, Gaster.
>>123422252
Does anyone have the "ILU dumb goat nerd!" picture? I can't find it anywhere.
>>123423932
Wake them upwith cookies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zbsUtQL4nY
>>123421039
I want this to be me. I NEED this to be me.
>>123423932
The goat exists to be bullied by their two better siblings.
>>123424113
I mean they're both good songs, but it's not a good mix. Most of it is just the two songs slapped on top of each other and there's no effort to actually make them sound good.
Fresh off bumbler
>>123424074It still means you can't be a shitlord or you'll run out of timelines to burn.
>>123424038
download the shimeji program here
http://shimeji-ee.googlecode.com/files/Shimeji-ee_1.0.3_Mischievous.zip
then download chara, and place your chara folder in the "img" folder of the shimeji program
doggo!
>>123422284I stopped reading homestuck out of disgust for the creator and fanbase something like four years back.
I don't really care how bad it's gotten, I'm just curious if vriska remained an awfulterrible person throughout the run. She was my favorite.
>>123421039
someone save and post it
i don't want to get banned lel
>>123423992
If I could be female and get easy views by singing other peoples songs I would do it as well.
>>123423357
I've been busy, buddy. I guess I'll just have to post more to keep up, huh?
>>123424296
Mettaton.
>YOU MAY HAVE KILLED MY BROTHER BUT I STILL BELIEVE THERE IS SOME GOOD IN YOU, HUMAN
>I STILL HAVE TO BELIEVE
>>123423186
That chick who accidentally told her boyfriend about sensitive bones was pretty great.
>>123424298
>I stopped reading homestuck out of disgust for the creator and fanbase something like four years back.
i can understand the fanbase, but what did hussie do again?
>>123423992
Sans has no penis. Having a penis automatically makes something male. Sans is not male, therefore Sans is female.
This was already covered in the alternate Watchmen ending.
>>123423992
>>123424298Did you at least watch Cascade? A lot of act 6 is kind of bad but Cascade was good.There's like three "real" Vriskas now I think. Technically, the one that you knew became a giant hipster faggot. The current "real" one is a lot less of a bitch but is still arrogant, etc.
>>123422887
>Countless mes have died horribly and unexpectedly in the middle of art classes
>But no version of me died during any of the instances where I almost drowned
Fascinating.
>>123424176
>Undyne's fingers floating away
>>123424176
how are they so perfect
>>123424405
This, fapanon and muscleanon were all hilarious. Taiwanbro for the feels though.
>>123424176
I want to be treated just like that.
>>123424406
Hussie was just kind of a huge dick to all his fans, even when it wasn't called for.Though it was often called for.
He was uniformly unpleasant when answering questions on his formspring.
Man, formspring. Remember that? It was literally just the anon ask part of tumblr.
Skelebros a cute
>>123424454
Don't do drugs.
>>123424254
>out of memory
I can run other shimejis fine but Chara hates me. Fitting for how many times they've told me to fuck off and do a pacifist.
>>123424254It doesn't work for me.Am I retarded?
>>123424171
Here.
>>123424037
>Shyren
>she has a body
>it's really big and muscular and shit
>wields a cudgel made with a conch shell
>fires sonic blasts
>hair almost completely blocks her face
>wears a robe
>>123423465
>mettaton ghost
>playing anything other than a keytar
fucken dropped
I think I'm going to pack it up early tonight. I hope I dream about Toriel. Goodnight, /utg/.
>>123424626
Thank you kindly.
>>123424452I stopped pretty soon after they started introducing another fucking twelve trolls I didn't have time for that shit then and I don't have time for it now.
Was there ever an update to this?
http://imgur.com/a/rlh8y
>>123424612
no anon, lots of people had problems with it
>>123424570
>Hussie was just kind of a huge dick to all his fans, even when it wasn't called for.
He wasn't though.
>He was uniformly unpleasant when answering questions on his formspring.
Alright now you're just straight up making shit up.
>>123421112
>Sans
My folks are pretty ultra-conservative, I feel like they would be less-than-pleased to see their kid dating a talking skeleton. There would be a lot of nasty commentary.
>Undyne
Like Sans but gayer, so Double the Sin(TM).
>>123424669
good night anon.
>>123424391
>IF I DON'T HAVE HOPE THEN WHO WILL
>>123424595
>>123424612
oh geez, im sorry, let me try to find out why
>>123424391
>Papyrus without his brother there for him
>Papyrus having to face death and grief in the worst way possible
>Papyrus still trying his best to believe in you and have hope and stay positive
This makes me very sad and I don't like it.
>>123424298
Vriska's whole theme is being a character who cannot change an iota. She cannot stop herself from hurting everyone around her, or stop herself seeking the spotlight at all costs, or ruining everything in an idiotic plan to help. Vriska doesn't change, the only thing about her that changes is what fans think of her.Currently, because of time bullshit, there's now a Vriska alive again who's the same as always, and a dead Vriska who in spite of everything actually DID manage to develop a little bit. Dead Vriska is weak, pathetic, and miserable, and doesn't do anything to further the plot at all. Alive Vriska is idotic, obnoxious, and a more static character than ever. It sucks.
>>123424745
That's a really sweet picture. I wish I was a little kid again, and that Toriel would take care of me just like that.
>>123424484
Purest love is the perfect oneAlthough I would have find Papyrus/Undyne more endearing
>>123424685All but two of those were one-off jokes that never show up again, and the two that aren't one-off jokes aren't even super relevant.
>>123424669
Don't forget to put on some dream cream. Chase away the nightmares.
>>123424391
This shit is better than that stupid edgy Papyrus crap and more in character.
>>123421112
Flowey
I think this pic would be their reaction
Seriously, how the fuck would that work? Its a talking flowerinb4 facefuck the flower
>>123424453All of us are perpetually in the brink of death at a cosmic level. A single blast of energy such as gamma ray bursts or supernovas or even a big enough heat wave bursting out of our Sun could make us extinct the moment they reach the Earth, turning you back into space dust at such an incredible speed that you wouldn't even feel it.And they all happen completely at random. There's no telling when or if one is gonna hit us or not.You could be talking to me right now and be completely eviscerated before finishing your post.
>>123424814
I just want to be boned by the pillow prince. Even if I have to do all of the work.
>>123424836
I'm not going back. I am well past that point in my life.
I may have a thing for grey-skinned sociopathic women but I can get those through other avenues now, the market is not so scarce as it once was.
>Papyrus prepares a non bone attack
>he was probably going to unleash a horde of Gaster blasters on you by accident but stopped himself because he didn't want to hurt or kill you
Essay Prompt: see attached image
>>123424930
I fucking wi
>>123423805
I dunno, while it's lame and silly that the singers a girl, Sans (or other characters) singing badass songs during their boss-battles could actually be fun.
Also, if it makes you feel better, that song ends with Sans getting hit and dying.
>>123424824I think the Papyrus/Undyne dynamic is perfect as BFFs and would be worse trying to shove romance into it, but to each their own
>>123424612
>>123424595
I UPLOADED THE WRONG THING NEW DOWNLOAD LINK
http://www71.zippyshare.com/v/tkyRQTtO/file.html
I UPLOADED THE WRONG THING NEW DOWNLOAD LINK
so sorry about that!!
might be a little late, but I had to get in on the fuku/grillby cuteness.fire pigtails, lets pretend it works
>>123424983
>Papyrus tries to block you from going further to the castle
>He goes into a spiel in how he believes in you and that's it's not too late to change
>Papyrus made the bone gate too wide
>>123424587
The cutest
>>123425010
>>123424962I don't really blame you. I'm one of the biggest Homestuck faggots there is, but even without the back-to-back year hiatuses the quality of the comic kind of dropped.That's partially to blame on massive amounts of money being stolen from him but still.Don't know if you'd like it, but the most recent thing that was put out in like June is a somewhat good nostalgia trip for when the comic used to be better.
>>123424930
I can't be dealing with this.
>>123425109
We never have enough Fuku, or Skater for that matter.
>mfw having fought flowey for the first time
I never felt so overwhelmed by a boss battle. Bravo Toby.
>>123424296
>>123421112
Sans.
After shitting themselves over the fact I was dating a skeleton...
I think he'd get along perfectly with my family. Big boned, funny, and a family man? Oh yeah.
>>123422319
every night's an orgy
>>123424976yes
>>123424975
> Up next: Muh dick
>>123425265
>Snowdrake's dad fucking the amalgamate that used to be his wife
hot
>>123425236
Sans sure likes hot animals
I'm too old to still be feeling this need for motherly love and affection, but Toriel brings it back out of me really strongly. I just want to hug her and cry into her should and tell her all of my bad feelings and have her tell me that she loves me and that everything is going to be okay and that she'll take care of me and make everything better. This isn't normal, but I want to go back to that.
>>123424453Also, you did drown in all of those accidents. You're now living in a timeline where probability favored your survival in every incident.
>>123425109
Great job, Fuku looks adorable.
>>123425269
Good
>>123424696
I hope so, I was the one begging drawfags to do a comic of it in the first place.
>>123421479
bad download link for the chara, here is a good one!
http://www71.zippyshare.com/v/tkyRQTtO/file.html
>>123425391
>* Well it's rude to be listening in on everyone's conversations, don't you think?
>>123425206
right? she's a minor character, but definitely deserves more love.
>>123425365
>there are people in here who seriously jack off to asriel
>>123425087
They like you!
>>123424749
So is this what Dr Alphys sounds like when she's scared?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DolGuN8vEpE
>>123425531
I would feel flattered about people jacking off to me. It would really help my self-esteem.
Are you a faggot for the faggoat?
>>123425137
What makes them so adorable? I don't get it.
>>123425504
We don't even know her real name.
She's Fuku in the files, but I'm fairly sure that's because she wears a sailor uniform.
We need to ask Toby this shit.
>>123424696
It would suck if it was never completely finished, but it looks pretty good as is so not too huge a loss. It's a good comic.
>>123425531
I need pictures of woshua as a sexy girl
Roll if you feel like it or something. No pressure.
>>123425595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRfhrg4Ahj8
>>123425776
rolen
>>123425776
Reminder to use rolz.org instead of spamming the thread.
>>123425776
yeah. i mean, why not.
>>123425776
roll
>>123425409
thanks!
>>123425632
shit, really? I thought it was official.if I can believe the mystery man sprite is gaster, I can definitely believe her name is fuku
Guys help I made a mistake. There's four Chara's now.
Nevermind while I was taking that pic four more appeared.
>>123421112
>Undyne
I would have to convince them that a walking anime is alright, but I think it'd work out. She has her principles and priorities straight, is nice and looks fine.
My parents would need to get over the fact that she's a blue-skinned fish babe, but that's about it.
Oh, and she'd sign up for a special police unit instantly I guess.
>>123425776
rolling to hopefully get something trash, i dont feel like making anything, but i also dodepression/laziness is a mega motherfucker
>>123425776
prepare to be warned
>>123425776
well, why not
>>123425531
>not wanking to edgysriel
Goodnight mommy
>>123425531
Who doesn't?
>>123425389
>you will never get to cuddle with Toriel in bed as you feel her warmth press against you
>>123425365
>>123425776
Rollin
I fucking hate shimejis, I always have
you're all like children on deviantart
>>123423186
That morning I got shipped with another anon, or the reactions when I first posted my Papfic. Both good times.
>>123425616
>>123424074
please no scary
>>123425087
It seems that I need to downgrade my java for it to work? Am I right?
>>123425965
I wish they were in somethin other than Java
>>123424975
> mfw I have a qt jewish gf with a big booty, who works as a web developer.
>>123426076
DIe kike scum.
>>123423186
>>123425974
That. That was pretty great. Also, the entire thread watching Joel get dunked was pretty entertaining.
>>123425864
Since when were you the one in control?
What kind of music would Shyren sing on the surface?
>>123426030
You can change the command where it says "jre(number)" to your version of Java; whatever the folder in Program Files > Java is called.
>>123424074
Pretty shit at timelines.
>>123425776
Rollin as well
>>123426076
free palestine
>>123425613
It's not really as beneficial as you might think.
>>123425965
tbqh famm this is the first time i've ever heard of them
undertale will make them spring back into popularity
>>123421112Sigh, alright
>Asriel
>Enter house, first to notice me is probably my dad in the living room
>See that I'm with an goddamn anthropomorphic goat child
>Extreme look of surprise crosses his face, nothing more
>Knowing that I have passed the point of no return, I choke up on my words. I know I must speak, but anything I say will only escalate the situation as I know without a doubt that they will only disprove.
>"Hey dad, where's mom?" a pause, " I have something to talk to you both about"
>Depending if my brother is home or not, he might come upstairs and see this... situation
FUCKTHAT I tried, I can't even think about this without feeling sick to my stomach
Can someone give me a list of sans's powers?
I need it for some writing
>>123426187
I'll take it!
Everyone say hi to my mommy!
>>123425130
there was a comic for this you know
>>123426210
They were all the rage in like, 2007 or some shit.
I don't know why they became a thing again here.
>>123426156
Something like Purity Ring, maybe.
>>123425776
Sure
>>123426224
Teleporting/"short cuts"
Karmic damage
Stopping time for short periods of time
Skipping time around(or blinding you, who knows)
The ability to sidestep which seems to be unique to him since nobody else thinks to do it
>>123426098
Shaddup, Flowey.
>>123425776
roll
I don't want to go back to work just yet guys, anyone need service of a drawfag?
>>123426269
>>123425776
Raull!
>>123426324
>other monsters let you hit them because they think it's rude to dodge
>>123426269
how can I say hi to her if I can't see her
>>123426269
>thumbnail
>>123426239
I'll give you a dollar for it.
>>123426269
Hi, extremely tiny mommy.
>>123426351
I'd like Chara being Frisk's older sibling doing something together.
>>123425623
It is a mystery anon. They just...are.
>>123425957
Fillin
Can we talk about who/what the fuck he this is or it's story?
>pic related
>>123425965
They're pretty simplistic I feel like at this point there should be a more complex application. Something other than wandering around and duplicating so I understand some of your frustration
>>123426414
Ants need mothers, too.
Please be respectful.
>>123426425
Oy gevalt! Just sign here.
>>123421953
damn
>>123426224
teleportation
gravity control
bone attacks
gaster blasters
mild time control
possibly space manipulation
Also of note is that it's possible Papyrus also possesses all of these.
>>123426482
that's tall Uboa
>>123425923
>>123425939
>>123425616
>>123421112Assuming Chara is of age
>Oh wonderful you got a boyfriend I'm so happy for you
>>123426324
Forgot gaster blasters?
Also like telekinesis but only for soulsoulkinesis
>>123417134
>>123426482
thats my dad. he took my skin.hes gonna take my bones next.
i love my dad.
>>123426653
Gaster blasters seem to be more of a weapon than a power so I didn't list them.
>>123426675
spooky and edgy. cool.
>>123426224
He doesn't teleport, he stops time.
>>123426482
That's flames heatsman
>>123425776
okay senpai
The same Chara has split their face open six times in a row within 10 seconds.
I'm starting to regret this.
>>123425776
Rolling
If you were a skeleton, what font would you have?
>>123426472
on it
>>123426484
I'm just surprised that they dont appear to have any manner of interacting with each other, beyond multiplication.
But theyre kind of a dead fad that just shows up in sects of fandoms nowadays. Not much motivation to bother improving on them in any fashion.
Not to mention that you can't make them too complex. The only reason they ever really get revived is that virtually anyone can make a shimeji with just a little effort in art. Not much to worry about with programming, most of the time.
>>123426808
get the fuck out mr skeletal
>>123426609
Doesn't he have some form of telekinesis too?
https://youtu.be/Vr4IYjeplJA?t=7m51s
>>123425616
hold up mista
Why toriel is the best mom ever:
>Fire Magic
>Bakes pie everyday
>Boss monster
>PettableBig Tater Tots
What else do you need?
>>123426609
Papyrus likely has some form of gravity control/space manipulation - look how he walked off path after his battle, or how he somehow went underneath Undyne's piano when jumping out the window.
>>123421472
what happened to the chestplate of his armor
>>123423186
Watching Joel's streams together.
All the poorly drawn sans 'bad time' corruption images.
Countless absurd shitposts about skeletons and what to do/not do to them.
/utg/, can you be my mommy tonight?
>>123426808
dont worry i brought backup!!
So....How advanced is human society in the time the game is going on? Monsters already have Geothermal to magic converters, robots, and modern architecture, (Elevators, metal buildings, etc.) and it's well established that humans are vastly more powerful than monsters, hopefully they did something with it.
>>123426794
what the FUCK do you have against skeletons
is.... is burgerpants cool cat?
>>123426874
>>123426351
Shyren dressed as Ulala and Mettaton as Blank from Space Channel 5
>>123426858
I thought that was part of the gravity control, where's he's violently increasing the intensity and orientation of your gravity to essentially make you fall everywhere.
>>123425974That really was a lot of fun.
>>123426936They blew each other up
>>123426474
But I've never come across a cuter set of fictional characters. It's gotta be magic or something.
>>123426921
nope
>>123423186
When people respond to me and indulge my mommy issues and oedipus complex.
>>123423805
especially when better versions already fucking exist
https://youtu.be/GPBBo1neb2U
>>123426983my testicles
>>123426808Still can't get it to workI might be retarder after allI literally can't extract the rar
>>123426998
get some fuckin glasses
although them swapping personalities would be hilarious
I have a baker's dozen Chara's on my screen.
Give me Chara related write requests to celebrate this terrible day.
>>123425776
this is cancer, I know this is supposed to be a parody but seriously, whoever made this should kill themselves.
>>123426998
I guess that's what happens when you live with Daddy Derrick and a man in a female cat mfursuit.
>>123426936
Humans technology evolved so much they left the Earth to colonize spacewhile Frisk was still underground.
This is why you can see a castle in the pacifist ending. It's abandoned.
It also explains how Frisk is the only actual human you see in the entire game. Even in the credits.
>>123426482
that's gaster he's sans and paps dad and he's mostly dead but either haunts sans or somewhat shares a consciousness with him idk
>>123426998
>>123421112
I think they'd be pretty weirded out by it being a flower, but if Flowey behaves himself I'm sure it wouldn't be too bad, assuming monster/human relationships became normal.
If he doesn't behave though, I can only imagine how disappointed they'd be. They'd probably call him satanic.
>>123424037
I will take any post as an excuse to use mspaint
>>123427127
every chara dying horribly
>>123424696
>>123425446
Seeing my original chat in such a nice comic makes me feel better about having indulged in my autism that night.
>>123426936
Lots of their tech is probably inspired by stuff at the garbage dump. Plus local geniuses and some magic.
Ending credits made humans not look much more advanced.
>>123427127
chara discovers the wonderful world of MMOs and the notion of infinite grinding
>>123427170
NOT CANON
O
T
C
A
N
O
N
Uncle Brad is bad
He likes to play games
But they're not always fun games
>>123427109
did you see my new download link?
http://www71.zippyshare.com/v/tkyRQTtO/file.html
also get 7zip or something please let me know if you need more help
I want to protect Burgerpantsby keeping him in the fast food industry forever
>>123426998
Better yet, Cool Cat is Burgerpants' father
>>123427091nice
>>123426851
Well then you best brush up on those programming skills anon and come up with a new ai desktop buddy
>>123427286
I want to be protected.
>>123425636
>dat Gaster shimeji
Kind anon, would you possibly have the link to download that please?
>>123427091
http://orig00.deviantart.net/2aec/f/2015/286/8/8/undertale___sans_no_by_gracefirehearth-d9cz0gw.png
>>123427236It's not autism if it was well written and entertaining, anon.It made me feel.
>>123421686
>takes a screenshot from the camera menu
>>123427286
Is that saitamas's face?
>>123426851
the English version has source code last I checked
get on with it
taking requests
>>123427313
someone took time out of their valuable lives to write an in-depth paragraph about a pixelated game that will be dead in a year
If Papyrus has the same powers Sans has, what does he use them for?
The Endogeny you face in the true lab is easily the most unsettling part of the game.
It's the greater dog turned into nightmare fuel.
>>123427369
bonzi buddy already exists
i just want a re-skin for gaster
>>123427456
Undyne punching a quiche and saying it's for faggots
>>123427456
toriel finally sees her kid again
>>123427456
PULL THE TRIGGER
>>123427424
I want Mettaton to lay me down and treat me like a princess even though I'm a boy
>>123427276
It was just winrar being shit like always.
Thanks for the help
>>123427402
Check the shimeji pastebin in the OP.
>>123427418
You're seeing the screen in the process of it being taken, before the button is pushed
>>123427426Yes
>>123427286
Go charge yourself, Mettaton.
>>123426482
That's sans and papyrus's older brother Impact
>>123427229
I will always be ready.
>>123427424
I want you to go away.
/utg/ youre the only place i feel safe to say i dont ship hardly any of these characters with each other
>>123427478
dude, not "come join the fun" amalgamate? that one spooked me the most. still don't know what it is
>>123427369
All I'd do is just rip off Shimejis as they are but make them bully each other and not be in fucking Java
I would consider giving them more frames for animation but that adds more and more work for the artist
>>123427435
Why the hell are you both trying to make me do this
All I said was there's no point in improving them.
>>123427456
Undyne as a squad leader of an army unit somewhere in the middle east
>>123422919
your very best friend
>>123427535
Oh. I..I knew that. Thanks.
macro toriel's squishy bubble butt
>>123427402
http://www36.zippyshare.com/v/THlAinRv/file.html
if you have trouble with this one, just remember that i used the sans code as a template for this one since i've never made these before
>>123427661
>make them bully
I want to see a Sans shimeji push a Chara shimeji down now.
>>123427067Please I need this so bad
>>123427681
the door is that way bud
>>123427642
I only ship myself with shotagoat.
>>123427464
>valuable lives
>>123427535
We must go deeper.
>>123427661
>Why the hell are you both trying to make me do this
so when can we expect an update on shimeji where the characters interact with each other?
>>123427642
I don't romantically ship anyone, but I do want a lot of them to have good friendships and for frisk and chara to have a sibling relationship.Oh god one of the Charas split into 4 different ones at once
>>123427642
My nigga.
>>123427456
Alphys, shaped like a gun, holding a gun shaped like Alphys
>>123427635
rude
That's no way to speak to the king
>>123427642
dammit now i wanna be dominated by mettaton
>>123427464
A fair amount of people have taken time out of their valuable lives to draw a young adult goatman with gigantic hips and an erect cock from a pixelated game that will be dead in a year.
>>123427642
Neither do I. I ship themy with myself.
>>123422887
>tfw a huge clump of undetectable exotic matter or a hyper weapon from an adjacent universe could end my life at any fucking second and there is nothing i can do about it
>>123427703
Mmk. Thanks!!
>>123427042
Well, on their own they have charming, endearing personalities. Together they're even more lovable because they play off and complement each other so well. They have a sweet sibling relationship - they tease and get on one another's nerves but in the end they love each other more than anything.
Or it could be magic who knows.
>>123427727
ship w yoself, its fine i dont even care. its all the papyton and soriel that i have trouble stomaching
>>123427418
> No X or Z
> Except
> unzip
Keep trying kiddo.
>>123427760
For some reason I always imagined that if and big thing on IF there, Chara and Frisk somehow became siblings, Chara would be the younger one.
By a lot.
Look how goddamn tiny the tyke is compared to Asriel. Then how big Frisk is compared to Asriel. Either Chara is young or tiny af
>>123427594
No, this is Impact
>>123427030Hey. Assuming this is you? Sorry I haven't been on much, just got Fallout 4. Hope you're doing well. Uh, even if it's not you, I guess. Ha ha.
Does anyone actually think that Omega Flowey is difficult?
>>123427594
Stop posting this guy.Gaster!Sans turns me on really badly and I don't know why, something about him is just so sensual.
>>123427792
Just accept it, darling.
>>123427734
>>123427894
Hey bro you can't just steal someone's OC by just changing the name
Not cool
>>123427734
>>123417924
I feel like I should know you.
>>123427935
You havereally, really shitty taste. I'm sorry. At this point in time, there is no cure.
>>123427876
I dunno, Chara's been a ghost thing for a while.I accidentally set this as my wallapper trying to preview it.
>>123425531
>Not worshipping
>>123425776
Oh boy here we go
>>123427792
you didn't before?
>>123427973
Fuck off Jerry!
>>123427994I'm in /utg/, of course I have bad taste.
>>123427841
Well, by "myself" I meanmy penis.
>>123428006
If they've been around, they've been sleeping the entire time.which would actually be fitting for a teenage ghost. fuck.
>>123427876
Asriel and Chara are roughly the same height, and if you count sprites then Frisk and Asriel, and by extension Chara, are roughly the same height as well. The difference would be maybe two or three inches at most.
I feel bad that I miss when these threads had more frenetic shitposting going on, like around Halloweenmost of it was entertaining
>>123427790
Look you're the maid,
The maid has to do what the master says.
I don't like you.
So I'm ordering you to get out of my house.
Are we clear, Mister Freddie Bowie robot?
>>123427935
it's because you have the mentality of a 16 year old girl
here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Sv0qpWZwuI
>>123427715
I was thinking they could grab and throw other Shimeji. Making them able to suplex or slam each other would probably add too much work for the amateur teenage artists who usually make these things.
Maybe stomp around on the taskbar to minimize/maximize the windows you have open.
Character specific interactions would be dependent upon cooperating artists who know how to program, or at least know someone who can help. I believe that crosses the line for difficulty.
>>123427759
Never because I want to give up on programming forever and just be a shitty construction worker.
>>123427953
Did someone say deeper?
i just woke up and it is 3am where i am and i am an unhealthy person
>>123427928
I didn't know you couldn't die, so, I did.
QUICK
POST IDEAS FOR THE ALARM CLOCK APP THAT'S HAPPENING EVENTUALLY
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1002143342/undertale/posts/529045
I want to boneSue Sakamoto
>>123427994
>>123426936
Seeing that Chara fell in 201X, and pretty much everyone forgot about the other humans that fell, as well as Toriel being the queen, it's likely that the game take place within a century or 2 later. So if humanity at 201X is like us nowadays, think on what humanity would be like within the next century
>>123427975what have i created
>>123427642
I was a normalish human being, my interests were pretty average
Since coming to this place I have been sexually aroused by murderous, blood-spattered skeletons, fish, goats and robots that I fantasize about fucking me up
You fuckers ruined me
>>123427920It sure is me.I'm doing alright, I guess. Honestly been more depressed lately than usual, but it's whatever.Is FO4 actually any good? I've been toying with whether or not to buy it. I get mixed answers from people.
>>123428227
>Fallen Child
>will wake you up, telling you to STAY DETERMINED
>if you try and snooze, they'll tell you to give them your soul first
>if you snooze again they'll let you sleep
>then they'll randomly wake you up with requests to erase everything afterwards
>>123428227
Asgore breaks the snooze button.
>>123428006
>>123427876
>>123427760
I want to donate my soul to redeemed Chara so she can come back to life and grow up having a happy life along with Frisk.Life's just too exhausting for me anymore. The kid will have more use for it, childhood energy and all that.
>>123428227
>undyne alarm
>plays spear of justice at full volume mixed with random screaming
basically this video but louder
https://youtu.be/yZEiM5nu3Yg
>>123428163
shh chara is sleeping
>>123428227
>Set Sans as the alarm
>He forgets about it/sleeps through it and ends up not setting your alarm off
>>123428302
Only because you are so easy to ruin you god damn slut. You wanted it.
>>123428163
>>123428302
At least you don't suck off catsYet
>>123428302
>>123428175
well it looks like your BONED
>>123428410
asriel what in the fuck
>>123427509
>>123427838
I really wish we got to see a little bit more of their interactions. Sure, we get their back-and-forth when we first meet them but I want more. I want to see Sans cheering Papyrus on and being super supportive. I want to see Papyrus bringing Sans a blanket and hot chocolate when he notices that Sans's smile seems a little more strained than usual.
I just want happy and healthy skelebros, damn it.
>>123428403
>>123428410
you ruined it you pieces of shit
>>123428158
>Never because I want to give up on programming forever and just be a shitty construction worker.I went to college for software development. Years after I do not work in that industry. Dicking around with code can be okay fun though.
>>123428410
is this the new SAVE Gaster?
>>123427943
>Mettaton taking Papyrus' innocence and purity
>>123428525
im still waiting for an undyne shmegi
>>123428390
See, I was like exactly that with Asriel. The one person in need of saving...and I couldn't save them...
>>123428227
Sans wakes you up about two hours after you tell him to, tells you that you're already late so you might as well just go back to sleep anyway.
Papyrus wakes you up fifteen minutes early and ignores the snooze-button.
>>123428367
>he starts off like the toriel example in the kickstarter post
>tries to wake you up by offering you some tea
>if you hit the snooze button 6 times he smashes it and blares ASGORE at the absolute maximum volume, regardless of your settings.
>>123423360
Hey kid, Batter here.I've been getting bad about keeping up with your mission. I have been watching for the past few updates, and I think it's time I pitch in once more.
I'll be blunt; I'm not sure why you're upset. You knew what you were doing from the outset. What you're experiencing comes with the territory. You will lose friends, loved ones, and everyone you hold dear. Eventually, the Puppeteer, your Partner, will leave you too. I've questioned a number of your decisions, because I know it would make things difficult for you in the long run. And now I know I was right.
We are the vessels through which the Puppeteers act. The sooner you accept this, the better OFF you'll be,
I wish the best for you, kid, I really do. You just have to get your head straight, and keep your eye on the ball.
>>123428227
>gaster
>static
Hey, is the anon that made the Chara shimeji on? That link you sent me gave me a 404, so I would appreciate it if you could give me the corrected link
>>123428390
I would too. I'd perfer to still exist somehow like they do maybe.
>>123428617
>vague sounds of screaming about spiders fade in and out
>>123428390
I'll be honest i'd do that too even if I didn't like the brat.
Kids deserve a future more than someone like me.
>>123428416
You posted the goats I'm not interested in at least, thanks for reminding me that it could be worse.
>>123421112
>Asgore
disowned instantly
>walk into house afterwards
>parents look at me, surprised
>"new phone who dis"
>>123428692
WHO
PUT
SPIDERS
>>123428632
undyne shmeggi when?
>>123428585
jfc this is sad
>>123428568
I don't think anyone who watches Mettaton's show is truly innocent.
>>123428525
What are your least favourite parts of the game?
>Monster Kid
>The music that plays after genociding everyone in the area
>That bad feeling when fighting Asgore with neither wanting it
>The true lab and its feeling of Alphys being reptile Mengele
>Anything involving Alphys
>Undyne being a walking anime
>>123428480
Thanks Anon this is really good
>>123428747REMOVE SPIDER
>>123428764
I'm not big into voice acting, but it's not half bad.
https://static1.e621.net/data/63/15/6315df8be8f78a16e92772331ca2cf78.webm
>>123428227
>the app comes out at the same time as hardmode
>beating bosses/meating characters gives you unlock codes to use for obtaining more alarms in the app
>>123428617
>implying gaster wouldn't be completely random
>each alarm has a 1/3000 chance of being gaster or a gaster-fied version of the character you chose, and only on certain dates
>it turns on your phone in the middle of the night, and starts fucking with your settings
>facial recognition so that it dissapears the moment you look at the phone head-on
>>123428692
https://youtu.be/2dg80cqYACw
>>123428227
>Shyren
>mumbles
>>123428568
>Mettaton attempts to take Papyrus' virginity
>Sans ends up getting in the way all the time
>>123428632
here
http://www71.zippyshare.com/v/tkyRQTtO/file.html
>>123428158
>>123428520
>Don't know what to do, only ever thought about I WANNA WORK AT VIDJA GAMES
>Know that's not gonna happen but start comp sci anyway
>Can't code for shit
>Have to drop out of a class two times because I'd get an F otherwise
loving this
>>123428593
>there are people who don't dismiss the alarm when they're half-asleep
>there are people who don't need to set 10-15 alarms to get themselves up in the morning
>>123428520
>Tfw have bachelors degree in software design but working a shitty helpdesk job
Kill me.
Chara.
>>123428520
Reading and editing scripts is fun.
I actually had to edit an old shimeji because the artist forgot to activate certain animations, and also made two of their sitting around "actions" go on infinitely and the shimeji would never stand back up unless i made them. I'm not familiar with the language the shimejis are in so I couldn't get very far.
Unfortunately talking about programming is infinitely more fun than actually doing it, especially if you don't give a shit about the product you're working on. Fuck school basically.
>>123428784
>>123428310Aw, I'm sorry to hear that. FO4 and Undertale have completely engulfed my life so my depression is curved for now. Escapism at its best!I mean, I really like it, but I'm pretty easy to please. My non-human boy fetish has been fulfilled and I like the settlement aspect. It's good fun so far.
>>123428856
The Hotland puzzles.
>>123428502
I feel the same way. One of my biggest criticisms of the game is not enough skelebros interaction. Their relationship was showcased pretty well but it would have been great to have more. Though I'm biased since they're my favorites.
Ah well, there's always fanart and fic of which there's plenty fluffy skelebros stuff.
>>123428227
Wait so, these are the characters actually talking? Or are we reading text? I'm assuming talking because, hey, it's an alarm clock.
So does that mean we're about to get actual canon voices?
>>123428829
save him
>>123428974
Chara and Frisk.
>>123428856
>too short
>never got Mettaton to autograph my butt
>Monster Kid
>>123428974
I love this idea of shotagoat being proud of his abysmal coldsteel OCs, not out of any angst or edgy shit, he just thinks they're super cool in their own regard and is oblivious to how they actually seem to others.
>>123428234
I wantSue Sakamototo shove herhead up my ass erotically
>>123426874
i pride myself in not having masturbated to a single undertale character but
grinex needs to let go of this fucking game
>>123419523
if you're still interested
>>123428943
Thanks anon. you can ignore that email i sent you
my gaster shimeji still wont work and here i am sadly shitposting into the void
>>123428856
getting to almost punch monster kid in the face was my motivation for doing the genocide run
>>123429075
Presumably it'd have music related to that character as the theme, with the usual text gibberish when you unlock your phone to turn the alarm off.
>>123428643
>>123428714
>>123428585
>You'll never donate your soul to Chara at the cost of becoming hollow inside
>She and Frisk will never thank you and give you a tight group hug before you fade away
>You'll never end up meeting Gaster on the other side
>>123429076
>>123428856
Not long enough
Puzzles are underwhelming for all the talk about how important they are
Not enough villages or areas
Your friends never join you and fight alongside you
Hotland was bland as fuck outside of the Mettaton segments
>>123421112
Well my dad is dead to me and my mom and sister so...
>Mom, this is my lover. We're totally gay for each other and he accepts me for who I am and would never judge me no matter what.
>"I knew you were a fruit and a furry."
>>123428962
I have the exact opposite problem
A fucking ant crawling across my toes at 2 AM will jerk me from the deepest slumber to as alert as a coffee addict in seconds
>>123423337
my nigga
>>123429184
no problem!
>>123428613Well.
So long as I come to terms with being a puppet, I can stop feeling so bad. I hope you're right about that. I don't mean to stop, anyways...
>>123429085
my friend
>>123429219
Ah, I can see that happening.
>>123429182
I am way too aroused by this
utg should i go get an icecream y/n
>>123429313
One time a snake bit my foot while I was sleeping
It was enough that I felt it, but wasn't enough to wake me up
>>123429215
tell me whats wrong??
i can try linking the exact folder i use my shimejis for, so you can download it and see if it works for you then?
sorry if my replies take awhile, its making me wait 60 seconds before posting
>>123429440
Get some nicecream you cheap fuck
>>123429440
Always yes.
>>123429440
Y
Get me one too, it's boiling outside
>>123429440
Get me a chocolate ice cream, would you?
>>123429485
but muh butter pecan
>>123428941
Cockblocking Sans is hilarious. I could definitely see him being overprotective of his brother's innocence like that. Wish there was more art of it.
>>123429440
Yes, it's always time for icecream.
>>123429215
This reminds me of that creepy fluffy Gaster gore from a few threads ago
Pls don't hurt the small skell anon
>>123428962
>>123429313
I sleep like a fucking stone. I sleep walked for a bit when I was like 17 and fell down a staircase multiple times without waking up. My parents freaked out and when they realized I was asleep they told me to go back to bed and I apparently did.
I usually just try to go to sleep 6 hours minimum before I wake up and hope willing myself to wake up then will work. It usually does.
>>123429440
fuck ice cream
>>123429440
Denali Extreme Maximum Double Fudge Moose Tracks ice cream
>>123427850
gets_extremely_upset_over_trivial_things.whoseline
>>123429478
i launch it and there are no errors, he just wont appear.the icon at the bottom right appears though.
>>123429395
What would "riding shotgun" in a body even be.
>>123429714
They get control of an arm.
>>123429031Man I dunno. I'm not sure if I'm willing to blow a bunch of money on it yet. Maybe when it goes on sale eventually I will. Right now my vidya backlog is already pretty bad since I've been doing nothing but Undertale shitposting for the past 2 months. I can't escape from Undertale.Also being easy to please isn't necessarily a bad thing. ;^)
>>123427850
He meant don't just hit X or Z to skip the essay
Did you even play the game
>>123428941
>>123428568
>Papyrus/Mettaton
>Papyrus/ANYONE
Absolutely haram.
>>123429714
They control which song gets stuck in your head all day
>>123429586
I have been told that there have been times that I had entire conversations while half-asleep and don't remember it
>>123429586
I miss sleep. Haven't slept in four days now.Usually it's only two, but seems we're going for a record. Doctor gave me sleeping pills,but they make me sleepwalk like crazy.Last time I took them, I woke up sitting in the driver's seat of my car. At 3 am. Nude.
I park in a lot almost a block from my apartment.
>>123429810
Box Mettaton/Mettaton EX/Mettaton NEO is clearly the best ship.
>>123429714
They get to control your right arm if you're American, and your left arm if you're European.
Quick question.
about how long of a playtime is undertale?
>>123429702
did you try opening the executable JAR file instead of the exe? its right below the exe
>on release mention that asriel is probably a reference to azrael, the angel of death in some eastern cultures, who guides the soul from the body
>go to the wiki page now to link it to someone, someone added undertale to the page for azrael
well this feels awkward
>>123429921
True pacifist took me around ten hours.Maybe nine if you're not a scrublord like me
>>123429926
yep
>>123427251
Question before I start on this
How do you want your Chara? Physical body, Charrator, etc? Or just do whatever?
>>123429903
>Car continually gets shifted into neutral every day while doing to work
Fuck.
Where should i go to find a lot of not shitty asriel pictures?
>>123429921
It never ends. You just RESET.
>>123429921
About 4 hours if you know what you're doing
>>123429862
I haven't had conversations but I apparently walked down the stairs, went up next to my parents and yelled "[Their name], TWENTY THREE".
>>123429885
Damn son that sucks.To be honest the only reason I like sleep is it's a time when I don't feel like I should be doing something else, and I get to daydream about being friends with Chara and Frisk.Before undertale it was different media.
>>123429902
As long as Papyrus stays out of it.
>>123429921
Can be between 5-12 hours. Depending on how fast you can solve the puzzles/how much you explore.
>>123429921
5~13 hours
depends on how much you leisure and try to git gud
>>123429921
6 hours.
got a question.is it a problem if you can't remember your dreams?I used to remember them just fine but as of late I have no recollection of them whatsoever
>>123430060
and on how much you suck ass at bullethells
>>123429902
How in the world would that work?
Metta is already bound to one body, so how would that work?
Finally got around to completing OFF.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aegP8j5al0
>>123429971
I have a friend whose name is Asrael, which is kind of funny because I first became friends with them around the time Rebirth came out and everyone calls them Azzy.She's more like Alphys than anything, gay as can be too.
>>123429990
ok here is a link to download the exact folder i use my shimejis in
http://www64.zippyshare.com/v/NYTLnqqs/file.html
please tell me if they work from this folder
>>123430046
I think I have ADHD. Sleep is the only time my brain shuts up. Otherwise thoughts just rapid-fire through like bullets in a warzone. But I can never fall asleep because my brain won't shut up.
I miss sleep.
>>123429374It'll get better, kid. You have to detach yourself from your own desires. Continue on your mission not for your own enjoyment, but for the sake of acting out a divine commandment. You are working for a higher cause; take pride in that, let that be your focus.
Who knows? When you're done, maybe we can meet somehow, in the pure nothingness. I don't know how you feel, but I think I'd like that.
Good luck, kid. You've still got a lot ahead of you. Stay determined.
>>123430106
Dream recollection usually peaks in adolescence so it's normal for people to grow out of it, or so i've heard
>>123430152
>Alphys rigs up the not-possessed bodies with a rudimentary non-sentient AI
>Mettaton basically uses them as sex toys
>>123429752Well, I'm a massive faggot who shelled out $120 for the Pip Boy edition so the money wasn't a big deal to me. I preordered 5 minutes after it was announced in June, ha ha. I actually have /utg/ open on my laptop and FO4 on my desktop so I can kind of keep up with the threads and play at the same time.Ohh, you. Still the same naughty anon trying to make me blush, I see.
>>123430106
Try writting down what you can remember as soon as you are pulled out of the dream.
It gets easier if you keep doing that.
>>123430047
I like that Papyrus has a sort of celebrity crush on Mettaton, and Mettaton being a teasing flirt to anyone that's a fan.
But as for seriously shipping them, nah.
>>123430106I've been in a torrent of depression for the past ~3 years and haven't been able to remember a single dream.
I figure the depression caused it.
>>123430174
congrats onbeating off
>>123429921
Like 8-9 hours was my first playthrough.
>>123430195
I've never really heard of people doing this in real life, but have you tried restraining yourself somehow while taking the sleep meds? This is really not healthy.
>>123430020
Anyone?
>>123429902
i think u meantsansgore
>>123430174One of the lines are mistranslated, the Queen is supposed to say "our son who brought us into this world"Aside from that, there isn't much else to it
>>123427935
What the fuck is Gaster!Sans?
Time to migrate
>>123406158
>>123406158
>>123406158
>>123430046
>I apparently walked down the stairs, went up next to my parents and yelled "[Their name], TWENTY THREE".
>I NEED SCISSORS
>SIXTY-ONE
>>123428856
alphys and undyine being in a relationship
also puzzles outside battle puzzles could improve.
>>123430232
But it's well established that the other forms are made through switching from Box form?
There is just the one body, after all
>>123429507
Trade places with me, it's fuckin freezing here.
>>123429624
MY NIGGA
>>123430396
No it isn't, we have ~100 more posts.
>>123430106
I can sometimes remember vague dreams if I wake up on non-class days.
>>123430174Hugo is your sick son. You PURIFIED everything.
>>123430453
Shut the fuck up and migrate asshole
>>123430328
Never tried it. I just know that if I did, I'd just end up hanging myself on the bedpost or something. Usually just locking the bedroom door is okay. But then again, it was locked when I woke up in my car.
>>123430174
the hatter is a child mozzarella
>>123430396
>old thread
>>123430191
still wont work man
There was that FUCKING AMAZING comic of Sans becoming a little like gaster (visually, because of his skull being cracked). I'm a fucking worthless human being and i somehow lost the link. Anyone has it?
>>123428856
Asriel in general, and his battle in particular
>>123429297
all of this
>>123425776
Rollin'.
>>123428856
Asriel to be honest. I don't hate him but he was definitely less of a final boss than Omega, Asgore or Sans to me.
>>123430564
dang that's unfortunate for you, disliking the emotional climax of the game
>>123425595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpObCUeOe5Y
>>123427464
what's wrong with pixels
when will the sadness dissipate
>>123414712
Now you I like. I like you a lot.
>>123414870
What's scentplay?
>>123416569
You sound adorable, I want to protect you.
>>123414053
I find it actually kind of precious (in a good way) you don't know your orientation. You seem cool. I like you.
>>123430521
okay the only thing i can think of is that you have to have a 64 bit version of java, so try reinstalling that
and i heard mac users have problems in general
is the gaster the only one thats broken? do others work, such as the sans shimeji?
Chocolatefags represent
>>123430318
No
>>123430369
Yeah that helps maybe a tiny bit but everything is still weird.
>>123430471
Isn't the batter not human, though?
>>123430514
Canon.
Chara shimeji added to the database!
Download link for both versions is now in the directory.
Sorry if i'm a little slow, I'm not using my own computer for this right now
>>123430850
yo.
>>123430846
no others work, maybe ill try re installing java
>>123430738
never. you will become accustomed to it, though
>>123425776
Just fuck me up
>>123430961
At last. Thanks friend. I can finally rest now.It's 2 A.M.
>>123430449
Those big streams of dark fudge, and those tiny little pieces of chocolate candy that just break apart in your mouth. It's delicious.
>>1234310475 am where I'm atI really lost control over my life
>>123430237Damn dude. I'm not into fallout enough to throw that kind of money at it, not right now anyway.
>Still the same naughty anon trying to make me blush, I see.What can I say. :^)
>>123430998
how's your day been, friendo?
is anyone working on a tem shime or should i start it
New thread when?I'm really tired and all I wanna do is post my latest drawfaggotry which is pretty much impossible given the current circumstances.
hey guys what are you listening to
i'm listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQZwTrQtzTU
help me
>>123425974
Do you have a link to that?
>>123431245
imgur
>>123430534
http://sarcasticasides.tumblr.com/post/133098733326/please-take-this-child-away-from-me-next
This? It's almost done now, it's fantastic.
>>123431000
ok, let me know if it works
i feel so bad that they dont work for everyone, but i dont have any java programming knowledge to help with
>>123431260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMR0Aldn6WU
>>123431193
pretty swell.
just chilling, shitposting, the usual.
>>123431291
didnt work. damn it
>>123431280
Actually hold up, it is finished. Last I checked it wasn't. Good shit.
>>123431260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x8aBGaSPB4
On eternal loop. Amplifying my remorse as I study for a billion tests.
>>123431076
The fudge is my favorite part. It's the best fudge. Some quality ice cream right there.
>>123426936
201x means it's somewhere around now (2010-2019) so i wouldn't say we've changed entirely too much
>eating chocolate icecream in the same thread as scatfags
I want to stop but I don't.
>>123431358
Ah, good good. Well, not the shitposting part, don't wanna force the fetish onto other people, after all.Were you the one last thread to reply to the questionnaire?
>Gust of wind knocks my open used-needle receptacle (an old tissue-box) over, spreading needles all over my floor
>Leave them there, it'll take ages to clean the damn things up
I don't know whether Sans would be proud or just disgusted
booby
>>123431260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clP4e6x-4hU
>>123431143
Ehh, I've always been a fan, so you know.Heh. Well, I hope you feel better soon, dude. I was worried I was getting on your nerves so I've been trying to lay off of you for awhile.
>>123431267
Link to what? The fic?
>>123431371
There's apparently a "bad end" that's continuing.
>>123431457
Pick them the fuck up before you forget.
Don't die you stupid fuck.
>>123431440
get a patrician flavor, like mint or pistachio
>>123431280
Thank you a lot!Almost done? There's gonna be something else after both endings? That's cool!
>>123431448
nope, that's someone else.
This is neat.
https://e621.net/pool/show/7271
>>123431485
An archive of the thread, I remember something like that happening but I went to bed. I'll like to read the fic too though.
>>123431365
restart your computer after installing?
this is the last idea i have, im so sorry bro
>>123430827
>someone wants to protect me
oh the irony
>>123431583
>e621
I'm onto you, furry.
I ship Papyrus andBurgerpants.
>>123431589
Oh, no, I wish I had the archive of it, too. I just have a bunch of screenshots I took myself that look terrible. Here's the fic, anyway: https://archiveofourown.org/works/5106176
Please let me know what you think! It's old by now, but I still like feedback on it. I plan to write more come December.
>>123431583
dogbomber/ultranork on tumblr.
>>123431559
Ah, I see. well, keep on being comfy, chocolatefriend.
>>123431626
my computer has been turned off and on again many times since ive first been trying
>>123431685You say this in the same general as a cat molester
>>123431685
it's just monosodium glutamate, friend
>>123431816
Why do you think I know about that site? He did nothing but spam it in /igg/
>>123431514
Ok fine fuck, MOM
I won't die either, they've got caps on the used ends and the only way I could get stabbed the other is if I actively shoved a digit in thereThanks anyway
>>123431780
I ship Papyrus withmyself.
>>123431873
I spammed e621 in /igg/?
Or are we talking about different /igg/s?
>>123431485Nahhh, you're not gonna get on my nerves, don't worry about that. I was just trying to let the shitstorm about us die down a little, really.And it was starting to annoy me a bit how I kept getting pressure from people to hand out my skype, if I'm being honest.Thanks though, I'll be fine. Just another rough spell as always.
>>123424037
But I thought of Asgore??
>>123431780
How does it feel to ship something that gets no art?There is no art right?
>>123431780
Papyrus shining a light into Burgerpants' shitty life, bringing him much needed happiness and enthusiasm? Sounds cute, I can get behind it.
>>123431260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYSVMgRr6pw
>>123431780
that's basically spongebob/squidward
>>123431976
there might be some in some random nook of tumblr
>>123431963
Omega Asgore
go
>>123431428
201X is when Chara fell. A long time has past when Frisk fell in.
>>123431949
Someone did nothing but spam horse cock in there and I remember it being you. It's been over a year or something since I've been there though so maybe it was just some other fuck.
It was on our soccer team he spammed it so much.
>>123431802
>>123431589
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/120674174/#120678902
Found the archive. That was a fun day.
booby?
>>123432050
Right, zebra cock
Now that's a vintage meme right there
Also, that wasn't me
It started before I first went on /ccg/, I believe
>>123431260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr6Ma3H1NXo
The classical station from FO4 is really good
>Blue Danube
>Chopin's Nocturne
>Marche Slave
>>123432103
furboden
>>123432025
No that's NiceCream Guy and Burgerpants.
>>123432126
Right, zebras, forgive me for the mistake.
>doing that Push the Button game out of boredom
>Enter the last video game you played BUT you have one life
>My Chara shimeji fell onto the button then stood there
I think Chara is telling me to push the button.
>>123432039
Asgore, but bigger because he absorbed all the soul
And he has a 12 pack of abs
and a big crown
>>123431802
Cool, I'll give it a read.
>>123432069
Thanks anon.
can we get a thread that doesn't have autistic formatting please
>>123431260
right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGBiCe-N-RU
I like listening to vidya music while I work on my projects
>>123431976
Not that anon but shipping unpopular pairings sucks, it's basically pointless cause they get no art or fic (or only shitty art) and no one talks about them at all.
>>123432301
Better make one quick then. We've hit bump limit anyway.
>>123432301
gimme a minute ill make it
>>123431957That makes me feel a lot better, honestly. I was really worried I'd fucked up somewhere and felt bad about the whole thing. I don't know why people try to force you to talk to me outside of here. I'm perfectly fine with how things are, it's more fun this way for both of us.Yeah, I'm pretty familiar with those myself. Just know someone out there is rooting for you.
>>123432069
>>123432234
Nice, thanks bros. I appreciate it.
>>123432313
I always wonder what's worse. Getting no art of something you like, or only getting shitty art.
>>123431260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6SFpJ0WCLY
>>123431260
Listening to the sound of silence, buttons being pressed, and my pc choking right next to me
There better not be 3 fucking new threads this time
>>123431957I might have indirectly contributed to that, and I apologize.
>>123432416You haven't done anything wrong at all other than being too cute. :^) But yeah, I did mean what I said that it's not you stopping me from talking outside of here. I really do have a bad reputation of pushing people away when they get close to me and I'd hate myself for doing to to you, man.And thanks, I know you care and it feels great.
>>123432493
>(Cross-thread) (Cross-thread) (Cross-thread) (Cross-thread)
>(embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)
Good job.
>>123432739
It's all good, I'm over it. No hard feelings, friendo.
>>123425776
Oh boy here we go
>>123425776
rolling
>>123432217
Listen to your partner.
>>123425613
I just jacked off to your post. It was hard with so little to go on, but I can fap to almost anything.
>>123433216
Even shitty sans?
>>123433216
That's the spirit.
>>123432750Just when I think I move on from you a little, you pull me back in, you dog. Calling me cute and shit! And I trust you, don't worry about explaining yourself to me. I'm better in small doses anyway, I promise.Heh, well, it's the least I can do. It's strangely nice to have something like this with all the fun and no ties.
>>123432069
Fun with anagrams
>>123428882
>the codes are widely spread throughout the internet before people even play hardmode because of the fucking dataminers
>>123425776
INB4 Dubs
>>123433297
Shitty Sans would probably be easier, I'd at least be able to look at a picture.
>>123424254
It doesn't work.
I can open the program just fine, but nothing shows up.
I've pressed the "Another One!" button a shitton of times and nothing's happening.
>>123434148
Nevermind, it was just a case of me not reading before I posted
>>123433445I can't help myself sometimes.
It is nice, honestly. It's also nice to have something to look forward to every now and then. I still occasionally pick you out when you post and it's hard to resist saying anything.
The thread's gonna die soon, so if we don't get to keep talking, it was nice to talk again. Really.
>>123434383
Ahh, you can always talk to me if you want, buddy. I will deal with whatever shit comes my way if it means I get to talk to you. You're the highlight to my day.
And yes, I agree. I hope we get to again soon.
>>123434601
I'll keep that in mind then. You're pretty easy for me to pick out at this point and I also go to the /y/ thread every now and thenand see your obvious posts. :^)
Take care, man. You're the best.
>>123434820
Fuck. You make me blush so hard. Don't make me beg for you to give me more attention, ha ha.
I'll see you around, bro. You take care of yourself as well.
>>123434820
>>123434937
AHHHHHH JUST FUCK ALREADY. IT'S KILLING ME.
>>123435058
Leave the homos alone in peace fujoshi-chan.
>>123435058
Dude, leave them alone.
>>123435212
>>123435262You guys are cute.
is this a tumblr terrorist cell or something
>>123435727
What?
>>123424796
how is he bleeding?
>>123436795
IT'SKETCHUP