League of Legends General - /lolg/

POPPY LEWDS WHEN

rek sai is wet for U

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this is the one champion I'm never lucky with

always get some braindead retards on my team so I can never win

this game is so fucking RNG i might as well be playing black jack

that fang is so stupid

friendly reminder that IWC allstar actually gonna happen in 1 hour, not tomorrow since they are playing in australia

>>123405438
do you want to be pilloried, infidel?

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I don't know what to do now.

AP was nerfed to shit and I main mid/supp.

Should I just learn zed or something

>>123405278
I can't wait for all the missed kills when new poppy comes out, shitters will have no idea how to use the ult

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Okay, I'm trying to get into rengar so I got the build right and everything, hydra is a must I'm assuming, but how the fuck do you one shot adcs, I see rengars fucking spam EVERYTHING once they jump on them is this right?

>>123396284
can we please stop with this Jax doesnt have a weapon meme? any object that can be used to bludgeoning= a weapon.

if you where to remove the lamp part and add a Axe blade or something how much do you honestly think Jax's power level would jump?

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>>123405583
>Teamfight starts
>Charge up ult and knock back their carry
>Kill the team and take objectives

Any tips for Lux? Started playing her and she seems strong.
I usually rush purple book and luden echo with sorcerer shoes.
I still don't know if thunderlord is better than deathfire touch for lux.

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>>123405585

No, wear them down with bolas and then dive them. You are not a burst champ

>>123405652
Nigger, if I hit you with a lamp or an Ax which would kill you faster?

haven't seen any zed yet despite the buffs

>>123405585
get 5 stacks and ulti
When activate ghostblade, and 1/2 second before you leap use the empower Q
When you are midair jumping torwards you target use E and Hyda W Q(normal) once you land.

That combo should kill anyone you jump and get you to 4~5 stacks.

>>123405496
go AD Varus

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>>123405437
>Negative W/L
>Barely Silver Surfer

Me unga team bunga

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so i was bored in class and made this, missed my own stuff like brushes and fonts, but this is all i could do.

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>>123405652

huh i think you forgot his title m8

So is jungle voly still a thing? I would think the stone of ages keystone would be good on him.

just to make sure, we all play this game ironically right?

>>123405897
looks like those ancient forum sigs.

>>123405725
Yep that's what should happen, but I can see people trying to use it as a finisher and just throwing the target away with 100hp left.

Just look how much lee sins do it, but triple the range they get thrown

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>NINE (9) hours of esports

>>123405897
Whats with the old CRT Filter?

>old friend adds you in league
>he's a hardcore sjw
ayy lmao
help me lolgen

>>123406047

because it's supposed to look like that

>>123405864

literally depends on WHERE you hit me.

>adding a shitty blade to the end of his weapon make jax a god able to contend with endgame magic users and undead.

no.

>>123406102
delete him

alright /lolg/
its that time again
who do i buy?
tentacle bitch, goat i want to fuck, strongman support guy,or bard

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>>123405880
thank you anon, here have a wallpaper

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>>123406102
Suck his dick.

Should I learn how to play Irelia or Pantheon if I never play top?

>>123405745
Thunderlord is in general far stronger than DFT. Plus on Lux you kinda want to go 18 into cunning anyway for the CDR mastery.

To use Thunderlord effectively as a mastery you're gonna have to be very accurate with your Q, fortunately it has a very forgiving hitbox.

>>123406121
It's probably a case of how easy it is to wield a weapon, a lamppost is going to be really tricky to swing around effectively compared to a well weighted axe/whatever

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ZED BROS WW@

>>123406353
panth and piss off every top laner

When is Brand going to get the axe?

>>123406304
not him but im saving that son
that's a pretty good one

>>123406121
>literally depends on WHERE you hit me.
I don't think that's how it works anon
If you get hit by a lamp post swung by a strong dude while unarmored, you'd probably get a good amount of broken bones minimum
If you get hit by a axe swung by a strong dude, you'd probably be dead soon after

>>123406353
Jungle Panth is okay. Irelia mid is okay. But probably not.

>>123405881
He's pretty bad since they nerfed last whisper.

>>123406290
DUDE DINGALING LMAO

So what are you folks running for jungle masteries?

>>123406121
Jax literally curbstomped everyone in the league so hard they decided to give him special restrictions, nigga was probably VERY fucking strong using an actual weapon.
Besides, it's easier to wield an Axe than it is to wield a fucking lamp post.

>>123405897
based

>>123406121
Yeah, the head
But if you have an Ax you can aim whereever you want
And say you're fighting a guy with a Spear
You swing an Ax at the spear it will break, but if you swing a Lamp it will just be knocked around a bit

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Why are burden of knowledge antifun borderline cheating mechanics like this still in the game?

>>123406290
DUDE DINGALING LMAO

>>123406550
bond of stone

>>123406503
but hes fun to play. launching those arrows during sieges and hitting multiple people is very satisfying

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>>123406290
you know the answer already

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>>123405278

xth for Cute Vi & IWC

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>>123406414

AYY.

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>>123406710
xth for cute leggy vi

I dunno how people can claim Riot doesn't play favorites when champs that aren't even that strong with minute playerbases such as Swain, Brand, Anivia, and Hecarim are catching significant nerfs while extremely popular , persistant cancer like Yasuo and Lee Sin have ZERO changes. The fuck is this nonsense

Who are the scariest champions in league? I remember thresh's login screen was pretty fuckin eerie but we haven't had anything like that since then

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Breast waifu

>>123406796
I just wish Yasuo had a bit more than a 10% reduction to crit damage since he hits 100% crit chance and 50% bonus damage in 2 items.

>>123405745
Take Q first but max E first. 12/18/0 masteries. Use E to slow them so it's easier to land Q, then AA, detonate E, then AA again. If you're good at reading people's movements you can try free sniping with R instead of finishing off snared enemies with it. Lux's low cool down on her ult is one of her strongest assets, use it often.

>>123406796
>I dunno how people can claim Riot doesn't play favorites
Who the fuck is claiming Riot doesn't play favourites?

>>123406796
>what is skill ceiling


all that aside though yeah its pretty obvious Riot plays favorites. thats why Yorick/Aatrox are still unplayable garbage despite being senior champs.

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I love Lissandra!

watsu "emptying my banana on the allah line" (NA)

Armaa, get on league

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>ORianna with thunderlords
>can go tear first and still shitout damage

lmao

Xerath burst is pretty nuts

too bad I can't aim for shit

If I want to carry myself out of Silver who should I use? what role?

I left for good in may but the poppy rework looks really tempting, should I reinstall? I've heard about a lot of weird/bad changes and the community somehow being worse but I dunno

>>123406796
What they're nerfing Brand? What the fuck?

>>123407165
pure supports and utility junglers

ie bard, sejuani

>>123407037
If skill ceiling can't save Azir then Lee sure as hell shouldn't be exempt. Also

>Yasuo
>Taking skill

>>123406924
That passive just needs to be outright removed and they need to think of something else, it will NEVER be in a balanced state

>>123407165
mundo top or jungle until it is nerfed. People aren't banning it that often and he's really safe when he needs to be and can absolutely shit on people..

>>123407284
I play a reasonable amount of Bard and shitters don't understand how his heals work.
Soraka still cancer?

>>123407374
>Soraka still cancer?
yes seems to always be banned though

most of my games dont even have an illaoi on them (unless i'm playing her)

most unpopular release this year?

>>123406883
Sion was pretty damn intimidating.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dnO77O5_U0

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>>123405278
Ooga booga where the poppy images at?

Do I max w or q first on xerath?
I've been maxing q first, but I'm not sure if it's exactly the right direction to take due to a lot of high mobility champs being popular now making it harder to aim
Or is it more of a situational thing?

>>123407421
Not in my elo. Bans for this game are:
Illaoi
Yasuo
Darius
Mordekaiser
Tahm Kench
Veigar

Our captain is a Yi that's talking shit about how great he is. I'm not optimistic.

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>>123407286
you do know Yasuos in lower elo's are HORRENDOUS feeders who cant carry right?

>>123405746
The artist needs to add a forth panel of Poppy wiping the pie off her face revealing her new cutie looks

>last real flying champ was valor
>everything just floats
>azir a complete shit bird

new flying champ when?

>>123407540
Q always, more reliable, longer range, more damage (except for dead center W hits), less cooldown, bigger aoe

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>>123407538
this is all I can give you right now senpai

>>123407286
They need to remove his bullshit shield, instead, imo. Without that he'll just get shit on in every lane, so you have to survive a cancerous laning phase before you get to be le ebin windyman and carry your team.

>>123406617
>I still can't get a ward in tri-brush from dragon pit

fuck me man

>>123407540
Q is faster waveclear and safer farm.

>>123407560
>People STILL banning Mordekaiser

You must be bronze/silver

>>123407502
I really hope that generic guy with a helmet makes it in as a champion some day. Just some jackass in rank and file armor with a spear and shield.

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>be illaoi
>raping this faggot mundo
>talon says hes gonna shit on this zed
>just sits at mid and lets zed poke him down while missing CS
>oh god what the fuck why hasnt he finished an item its 15 minutes

>>123407540
Q. It's arguably Xerath's strongest skill.

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>he uses both charges of relic shield on the first minion wave

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>>123407538

>Watch streams of people playing rework Poppy.
>NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS

Oh geez.

I haven't been able to play league since the last patch since the client keeps freezing when logging in. Anyone know how to fix it?

>>123407723
where did this barmaid poppy meme come from

>>123407785
Helmet Bro?
That'd be funny. His ult could cancel out his death and replace him with an identical guy

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>>123407538

>>123407637
>azir is a shit bird
but he is best emperor

SHENLONG WHEN RITOOO

>>123406796
>Brand
>minute playerbase

sorry to burst your bubble but with the release of the new masteries everybody with a little sense in their head has been abusing him for freelo

>>123407487
>Female but butch
>Guys don't play her because ugly
>Girls don't play her because ugly

Guys play hot chicks to look at that ass, girls play hot chicks to feel like they're the character.

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>>123407865
here, actually

>>123407865
Some guy drew it and it kinda took off, must be the drills.

>>123407286
Yeah, I have no idea what they were smoking when they came up with that passive.

>hmm we need a passive for this manaless assassin
>i know let's double his crit chance
>I dunno sounds pretty sketchy, how are you going to balance that?
>It's fine just reduce his crit damage by 10% :')

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>Playing top thresh
>Enemy team agrees to a thresh battle at baron pit.
>I wait there
>Tryhard mastery spamming vayne kills me
>Enemy team surrenders 4/1 while killing our nexus.

I don't even care that this is a blog post, I haven't laughed that hard all year. Posted in wrong thread last time

>>123407723
i need the rest of this.

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>>123406414
reporting and legendary

>Poppy no longer looks like any of her old fanart
>Poppys personality no longer fits any of her old fanart

Lmao

>>123408095
>xin without rageblade
report

So how do you build Kog'maw these days? I've experimented with different build orders and I just can't get anything to work. I've played 6 games with Kog, and I haven't won one yet.

Kog feels like a cannon minion with a turbo button now.

>>123407785
Me too anon.
I've always wanted a generic rank and file guy as a hero in some sort of game.
The real question is what the hell that type of character can do without being utter shit though.

>>123407230
pls respond

>>123408350
Poppy literally looks like her old fanart now.

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Last few games have been awful, I'm thinking I might start running Cancer Croc top just so I can remember what winning feels like.
Is this a bad idea?

>>123408509
Hell no, he shits on Illao

>>123408509
Fuck no, its a great idea

>>123408462
She has no curves now

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>>123407538

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>>123408125
Here's the whole set senpai:
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1355892#search=Poppy
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1447130#search=Poppy
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1523982#search=Poppy
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1523983#search=Poppy

>>123408571
>>123408621
How do I build him? Do I go tanky or just straight AD?

>>123408629
>now

>>123408410
You don't.
Wait until he gets buffed.

>>123407850
>watching sirchez playing poppy
>literally walks over every single person he lanes against

sirchez is actually petty skilled

>>123408635
BANE?

>>123408410
Build AD Kog
Get Guinsoo's and then Gunblade
Then build whatever
AP Kog ain't that good anymore

>>123408673
Personally i've had alot of success lately going Titanic Hydra > black cleaver > tank

>>123408657
Thank you.

>>123408673
>Tanky
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

>>123408410
thats what he is

enjoy the rework, summoner! :)

>>123408673
Hydra or Titanic>BC>tank

RFC works on his W

DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL DUDE THAT'S SO TROLL

>>123408784
That's my standard tanky AD build path, so I should be able to use it no prob.
What about masteries? I've heard Grasp of the Undying is cheesy on him.

>>123408775
Is there any way to lane effectively? I've had no luck trading with any of the MFs, Quinns, Graves, Lucians and Jinxes running around bot lane these day.

>>123408887
dude, that's so troll

>>123408629
most of her curves were assumed before, and they still are

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>>123407809
>not posting the higher res version

>>123408629
I'm not talking about lewds, I'm talking about general fanart.
She's very anime now, not that it's a bad thing.

where did the following associations come from?

diana and anal sex
vayne and pubic hair
soraka and horsecock

>>123409015
>diana and anal sex
>vayne and pubic hair
Never heard of either of these.

>>123408885
The fact that RFC isn't ranged only is hilarious.

>>123408887
>real

wow great another newly released champ that is completely broken

epic game lolbabs

>>123408635
>tell me about Sion, Why does he wear the mask
>lot of loyalty for a minion
>Dr Dinger I'm CIA

>>123409015
memes

>>123408887
NotLikeThis

>>123407284
>maining support
>to climb out of silver

fuck off retard, real answers only please.

>>123408673
if you win lane hard, get youmuus into black cleaver and titty hydra, then maw of malmortius, then a defensive item, people will be wondering why tanky croc instakills their carries

if you lose lane get black cleaver, death's dance if you can afford it, then tank because you need to survive teamfights enough to deal respectable damage and shred armor

if you lose lane really hard just go full tank and try to zone carries.

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I want to be a strong independent spear throwing lady, how good is kalista this patch?

>>123407165
i'm currently carrying my friend's acc out of silver with syndra swain and annie, piss easy mid champions

>>123409015
>Diana and Anal
The Sun brings life, the Moon brings darkness
So she uses the darkened hole
>Vayne a pubic hair
I have no idea
>Soraka and horsecock
She has hooves, so it's not much of a mental leap for her to have a horsecock. Especially if you're one of them sex perverts.

>>123409015
First time I've seen people relating Diana with anal was when Stormbringer asked who would most likely be a buttslut, everyone answered Diana.

>>123409015
>vayne and pubic hair

she just seems like the kinda girl that doesn't have time to fuck around and shave

which is good

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im bored, i'll draw something nonlewd for anon.

>>123409015
>diana and anal sex
Someone asked Stormbringer to draw a butt slut Diana picture and it stuck
>Vayne and pubic hair
No idea.
>soraka and horsecock
She has hooves so clearly she has a giant horse cock. See Draenai from Warcraft

Why is Talon now a fedora tipper?

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>>123408957
brilliant

>>123409281
poppy drinking bard's cocoa shrine

>>123409281
Sion and Poppy Charging towards each other.

>>123409281
Poppy asking Garen for his autograph

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>>123409326
Because he has the whole *teleports behind you, slices your throat, blends into the darkness and sneaks away* thing.

>>123409326
>Why is Talon now a fedora tipper?
Because he spent a lot of his formative years being bullied by two gorgeous sisters who treat him like a little brother.

>>123409281
roman legion pantheon

>>123407863
I have to repair the client literally every patch. Some day I'll uninstall and reinstall and maybe it will fix it.

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>>123409281
Poppy doing a road roller da with her hammer.
Keep the JoJo style.

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>>123409281
Lissandra running an ice cream parlor please

>>123409281
Poppy playing baseball with a rammus as the ball

>>123409147
Real talk? You want anything that shits out crowd control. Support's actually a pretty solid choice. Since nobody can farm, team fight, or control objectives in silver the games usually go on to the 30 and 40 minute mark because of constant throws from both side. They last until the point where one lost fight will determine the game. That's where you lock their team down while protecting your carry so they'll be able to right click your team to victory.
If you were good at the game you could solo carry with something as retarded as ad sona. But you're not. So playing tanky shit to lock down the other team of shitters is your best bet.

>>123409326
He has access to a bunch of Noxian sluts but is still being keked by Garen, he has a VO that, as someone who does not use the word edgy lightly, is kind of edgy, and he literally teleports behind you

Why is Syndra the foot waifu when Janna is clearly the better choice?

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>>123409281
do we have tahm kench as costanza.jpg?
because that needs to be a thing
bonus points if he's holding a titanic hydra

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>>123409281
Noxus Poppy sitting on Sion's shoulders like this

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>>123409698
kalista is best dom foot waifu desu

>>123409698
Because foot waifu's are most commonly domineering, and Syndra's much more dominant than Janna.
You're right though, Janna is superior foot waifu
Syndra's all about the hips

>>123409540
that and talon's basically like kat and cassio's basement dwelling stepbrother

Death's Dance any good? I haven't tried it yet.

>>123409326
>Why is Talon now a fedora tipper?
Because people are still mixing the concepts of "fedora tipper" and "edgelord". Talon by his in game character is kind of an edgelord.

People draw him as a beta fedora tipper for some reason though.

>>123409698
Most footfags are also masochists, and Syndra is more of a dominatrix than Janna, who is just your garden variety slut.

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>>123409863
>>123409953
truth

>>123409925
I haven't used it too much, but I don't think it sounds that good.

My friend insists it's a great item though, but he never builds it and can't really explain why it's so amazing

>>123409953
Not anymore. Janna's pure now.
Why is her frost queen skin far superior to her forecast skin?

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>>123407538

>>123409326
>>Why is Talon now a fedora tipper?
It started with shipping him with Riven due to their shared Crimson Elite skin, a theme that only the two of them have. So people started imagining how that dynamic would work, and it just ended up with Talon being a beta faggot type.

>>123407784
>ask how to pull myself out of silver
>you must be bronze/silver
My my, you're very perceptive.

this game is so fucking RNG

unless youre an exceptional player (diamond and above) climbing out of silver or gold elo is pure luck

the difference between a silver and gold player is 80% luck, the difference between a gold and plat player is like 60% luck 40% skill


just last game I had a leona who said she hadn't played for a while

she kept trying to 1v1 the ad carry when our adc went back. I check her match history and her last game before this one was in may

two games ago I had an AFK

a few games before that another one

etc etc

NEVER LUCKY BOYS WW@

>>123410129
She still has the phone sex joke, she ain't pure.

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>>123407538
pop

>>123409864
Man, I could see a slice of life comic about the De Couteau family being funny.
>Kat keeps stealing Talon's targets because "she doesn't want baby bro getting hurt"
>Kat and Cass fighting because Cass's boyfriends keep getting creepier now that she's half-snake
>The awkward sexual tension between Talon and Cass, made worse because Cass keeps flirting with him
>Talon trying to sabotage Kat's chances with Garen
>Darius and Draven come to supper
>The episode where everyone thinks that everyone else is Leblanc in disguise
>The Trouble With Teemo's
>Lord De Couteau is never seen directly on screen, either cut off at the head like Peanuts or only seen via post it notes like Ed, Edd and Eddy

>>123409272
>>123409326
>not anal diana came from out guy Brent "Nazzadan""Giblover""The Kike Striker""Cyber Dave Bautista Zero""Elasto Ass""The Rapist""Don't Call me Brent""Giraffe Fucker" Wilson
literal newbabs

Talon is more entertaining as a fedoralord than just a generic edgelord anyways.

>>123410352
fuck off doublelift fanboy

>>123408775
That's a lie ap kog does better and has more space. Ad kog is just a dash away from death. Its too easy to get to him.

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>>123410352
JUST CARRY, REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>123410352
There is one constant in all your games

>>123410442
wtf are you talking about you stupid nigger

>>123410352
Eh you're going to get shitposted but you're partially right. When I played ranked it feels like I'm gambling which team I get, the retarded one or slightly competent one.

>>123409161
Cool, thanks.

anyone gonna watch the IWC allstars?

>>123409326
people read talon's lore for once and realized he's a pretty fucked up kid that grew up killing people to survive and became so good at killing people he was being hunted down by noxus's assassin guild because he keeps taking their contracts but wouldn't join them

his entire personality got warped into being an edgy fucker who doesn't know shit except how to kill people and blades, then he got enslaved by kat's father because kat's father beat him in a fight and basically said he could either die or serve him.

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>you will never meet Poppy in a Demacian market as she scurries around asking if people are the hero
>she will never mistake you for the hero due to your kindness
>you will never carry her around on your shoulders

>>123410435
Why not both?

>>123410385
>Darius and Draven come to supper
Only good idea there.

>>123410506
yeah I know. its me. so what? In games where my team can avoid feeding before 10 minutes and nobody afks I more than often win (not exaggerating)

the fact is no matter how much of a constant I am, if bot lane gets double killed at level 3 and then comes back to lane and keeps dying theres nothing i can do

>>123410435
I like the idea of "Talon wants to be Edgy but Kat won't let him"

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>hype up Kindred
>super edgy shit
>crazy was teaser and VO
>song hyped up too
>mediocre champ
>Illaoi
>no hype
>nothing special
>dank super saiyan skin
>released ON TIME
>great champ

Nice game lolbabbs

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>>123410385
>Uncle Sion comes for a visit.

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>>123407538

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>>123410656
>carrying poppy + armour + hammer on your shoulder
You are a big fellow.

>>123410352
play with a duo buddy
I spammed rengar in s5 with a vayne mayne who was legitimately GOOD with any adc and if it wasnt me snowballing is was him
fuck just play with 4 friends now with the bullshit new system incoming

>>123410730
>Kindred
>Edgy

You meme spouting fucks will call literally anything edgy.

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>>123410858
i do duo since a few days ago

every game ive played with duo we have both end even or ahead

every game.

its always bot lane feeding their balls off before I can even roam and help them(my duo is top laner and I'm mid)

the best is often I don't even get mid and some shitter takes mid and feeds

fuck this game

>>123410960
oh my

>>123410730
>Kindred
>mediocre
Yeah alright bud

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>>123410782
Noxus Poppy is my Mistress

>>123410743
>"Hey everyone! Uncle Sion's coming for a visit!"
>"Yaaaaay
>[muffled shouting in distance]
>"When's he coming anyways?"
>[Coooooooooooo-]
>House begins to shake
>[-waaaaaaAAAAAAAAA-]
>"Any minute no-"
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDSSS!!!!!!!!!!

>>123410656
>people still mistaking poppy's ditzy personality for being a retarded kid

why would she let anyone carry her on their shoulders

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>Farming a big wave down bot side, worth 400 G
>Your team up top starts a fight, 4v5
>"What the fuck ADC"

ESPORTS GUYS

>>123410679
I always forget, do Darius and Draven have any real character interaction with the De Couteaus?

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>>123411090
>>123410782
post femdom

>>123410743
>uncle Sion comes for Snowdown
>HO HO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>123411090
same desu

>>123410960
i want to stand on her shoulders

THIRD WORLD 1V1'S ABOUT TO START

GET HYPE

GET LAFFIN

>>123411273
holy shit
whyd they give it to bard

>>123411184
>let
You're implying she has a choice

>>123411184
Because you asked politely?
>>123411273
>A BLACK EYE! FOR YOUR STOCKING!

>get blinded by quinn
>cant attack her because blind
>dont know where she is
>kills you with two harrier hits
Whats the counterplay?

>>123411268
Is that supposed to be cum? They both have clothes on

>>123411438
>blinded
You mean "blound".

>>123411202
>tower is going to fall from the wave building
>walk down to go get all that money and stop the auto-push
>team picks a fight and loses
>"wtf was adc doing across the map?"
If there's no objective, and the kills don't fall into your lap, don't pick a fight without me when mid fed.

Why does Vayne wear the shades?

>>123411442
no, it's obviously loads of yoghurt
this is a christian website

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>>123405278
anyone on euw add me @ mirandulix boosting plat / gold in duo q

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>>123411472
You would think that people would be smart enough to not start a fight when your MAIN DAMAGE isnt there

Alright lolgen, teach me to extend my lead in lane to mid game.
I can leave lane 4-1, but it doesn't matter when my support is off splitpushing or I have a 0-10 ryze.
teach me to win 4v5's in mid game with 2-3 damage items pls

>>123411351
Hell, they didn't even give Bard a santa suit, they gave him a snow suit.
Shit, the best Snowdown skins are still Santa Gragas and Christmas Tree Maokai.
>>123411442
He was eating frozen yogurt when Syndra accidentally bumped into him. He fell over and spilled it down his robe, and she went down to try and clean it up, but it's a hot day out so it's all melted, so now it's everywhere and they're super embarrassed.

>>123411438
zhonyas
sivir/nocturne shield
morgana
QSS
yaknow stuff that counters everything when said everything has no real counterplay

>>123405897
The font used for her name looks like shit, either it's Aliasing or you need to work on your layers.

>>123411275
let me get the full version from you..

>>123410352
I went from gold IV to Plat V 2 in 2 weeks before the season end.
The problem is, you're playing ranked in preseason. Nobody gives a fuck about it anymore, before the season end it was really rare to see people not tryhard because everyone wanted those borders super hard so if you were good, it was the perfect time to play.
Also play jungle or adc/support if you want to climb as they are the most influencial roles you can play. Fact is, being good at ADC will likely lessen the burden on the support(same for playing support) so you're actually winning for 2 people by playing in 1 lane. Playing jungle means that you can help ALL the lanes, if you're a good jungler you can turn around games. Playing top/mid won't be that big unless you play a mid roamer which is also very good to climb but even if you get fed in a solo lane it won't matter if other lanes are losing harder than you're winning.

are they playing the 1v1s in MAGMA CHAMBER?

>>123411687
alright, but only because GIS doesn't show anything

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1715516#search=Poppy

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who win WW@

>1st match vs Illaoi on mid
>Q is faster than it seemed on the videos
>Hits fucking hard on squishes (Syndra)
>E lacks range but if it gets you, you will have to escape and waste 30 seconds while tentacles spawn and you destroy em
>you cant farm
>despite have "long" range attacks + tentacles harassment she still gets Magic Resist: 32.1 (+1.25 per level)

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>>123411617
Forgot image because retarded

>>123411637
According to /lolg/ items aren't counterplay or else the cc the ult or use zhonyas meme for zed wouldn't be a meme.

>>123411991
ever asking lolgen for help

this place is riddled with silver please dont

who are these shitters, top kek

>>123411939
>playing syndra
you must not mind losing anyway

>>123411991

here is a thought, if your support goes to other lane... why don't you just follow him? O: !!

>>123411991
Stop playing lane winners and start playing game winners.

>>123412106
her kit is fun

Is the new Champ any good at all? Seems very gimicky. Is she at least fun?

>>123411991
Focus on not dying instead of getting kills.

>>123412079
There are also a few decent players like riddler, marine, that one plat or diamond namefag that i can't remember his name, and even ImThem

>>123412109
Because there were 5 people pushing my mid inhib.

Does windspeaker's blessing affect self heals
is it absurd when combined with the stuff on the green tree and visage

>>123412286
I really like her but everything she does is so telegraphed your opponent needs to be retarded to get hit by things from afar or you need to be in melee range to land things.
She should get movement speed when hitting Q on champions or something, im sure she would feel much better that way.

new Poppy when?

>>123412460
just commission it yourself

>>123411617
>>123411991
Your goal as ADC is to farm and then once teamfights (or fights in general) happen you want to be there doing as much damage as possible as safely as possible.

If there are enemies who are fed you need to position and play around them until you're in a scenario where you can kill them (whether it be them misplaying or getting caught, or the rest of their team getting wiped).

Unless your team-mates are literally retarded and just run into towers two lanes away, every second in a fight where they're getting blown the fuck up is a second you have where you should be hitting something.

And unless I've missed some sekret hidden OP build, your builds need fixing as well. Check ChampionGG or ProBuilds for whichever champion you're playing.

>>123411991
you seem to have the basics down, i'd suggest to watch some adc streamers like sneaky and gosu. pay careful attention after the laning phase. when they leave and where they go. if you really deserve higher rating, you will get there, just need to keep queuing ranked. dont fall for the normal meme.

>>123412079
>riddled with silver
>with reese marine and a bunch of other unnamed high diamonds lurking
nah

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Is Illaoi is total shit right?
I havent seen one go Half kills to her amount of deaths yet

>>123412518
2 weeks.

>>123412469
>being too stupid to read the first line of the mastery

>>123412665
>your heals and shields are stronger
>your heals and shields on allied champions also grant them resists
first line doesnt specify on allies

Illaoi is ugly.

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awaiting poppy version of this


all the good yordles deserve them

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>>123412658
Yes, except for support.

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Your base is open.

Your team is dead.

The enemy team is pushing to win with Baron buff.

>Time to make a heroic last stand /lolg/

>>123412757
>When used on an ally other than yourself
What it says on the wiki

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>nerf lissandra's wave clear (her Q dmg)
>illaoi can wave clear instantly with a third level Q

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>>123409823


i did all i could, I'm not good with Yordles

sorry if you don't like it

>>123412829
>top top
>can't stop the pop

>>123412931
based

>>123412884
>Play Alistar
>Literally just charge in, then tank everything, hitting headbutts and knockups when they're off cooldown
>with any luck Iive long enough for my teammates to respawn

>>123411991
first off fix your damn itemization. your k/d seems ok why don't you buy more items that could actually help you stay alive.

>>123412884
holy shit nigger isn't that supposed to be a kid's show or something?

vote on my poll https://twitter.com/OMGhonorSoraka/status/669674237423030272

>>123412884
I get that it's a cartoon and so it's usually pointless to ask the "Why doesn't the bad guy just shoot James Bond right there instead of leaving him in a trap?" type questions, but why exactly are the droids so shit that they all manage to miss while all the clones are doing is basically standing still in a circle?

>>123412884
Sit in fountain spamming taunt and passive aggressively say GG in all chat.

KENNEN

Are any champions canonically milfs?

>>123413281
Elise

>>123412969
catchy!

>>123413281

Nope.

Definately wouldn't mind having one though.

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>>123411991
>stalker icon

CHEEKI
BREEKI

>>123413209
That's generic star wars gunfights

BOPPED HIM DUDE

NOT EVEN CLOSE

>>123412884
No matter how many turrets they have left up, start a Base Race

>>123412884
okay I know in Star Wars that the evil guys are just always bad at aiming but that was just retarded. You can see the droids aiming directly at these guys and firing and the troopers werent even trying to dodge it. god im so TRIGGERED right now baka desu

>>123413281
Reksai is the leader of her brood, so probably.

>>123413414
not to mention standing in the middle of an open area away from cover

>>123413175
Soraka gives me....
Unclean thoughts.

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>>123413547
how come anon

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>he has a negative lolking score

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>>123413657
probably because of her big fat tits, inherently lewd blue skin, and her mystery groin

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>>123413824
there is no mystery beneath her loincloth, just pure female body parts

>>123413657
I keep having a reoccuring dream where Soraka and Draven go into the bushes to wait for their enemies, then she ends up getting coerced into blowing him while they wait

Why is Illaoi so fucking shit?

>>123413824
Women have vaginas, anon.

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>>123413919
I want to believe that anon, but alot of people disagree with you. I've decided that it's just a mystery.

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>>123413934
that's very lewd
and pretty hot too
>>123414051
i can understand that

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>>123413986
I see. Your one of "those" kinds of people anon.

>>123414153
It gets more detailed
This fucking site, I swear to god

>>123412292
Not as fun as tahm kench. Her kit works but it doesn't feel as tight as some other champs.

Winning 2v1s is fun though

>>123412884
good thing I main riven

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>>123413934
I love having lewd dreams

>>123410385
>>The episode where everyone thinks that everyone else is Leblanc in disguise
Yes. YES.

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>>123414241
i want to hear every little detail of it anon

>>123413986
Kinda problematic to say that :\

>>123413657
i want to be sick and have soraka nurse me back to health

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>>123414478

>watch IWC
>see the BR facial hair

curse my chink genes
why am I not allowed to grow nice facial hair
life is so fucking unfair bros
I'm also a manlet
should I just kill myself

I thought All Stars would be 5v5? What's this 1v1 crap?

>>123412292
Gimmicky, and while she has her moments you're not going to have fun 90% of the time because of how clunky she is.

I'm honestly shocked Riot would release a champion that felt this bad and disjointed to play, mechanically.

I wanna be a special snowflake /b/
Should I main cassiopeia viktor or syndra?

>>123414696
This isn't the big Allstars event yet

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>>123414623
Your still better cause your not Brazilian

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>>123414597
my dick

do you have any Soraka x Ahri?

Playing against iYaoi is so fucked up, luckily I haven't particularly died to any of her abilities
>>123414728
Cassio because at least you can contribute some cc

which jungler should i learn thats the most fun

>>123414728
>/b/
Kill yourself.

>>123414882
ramass

>>123414892
>Implying this is not /b/ with waifus

>>123414728
/b/ isnt /lolg/
they'll probably just tell you to post ahri/yordle porn

>>123414868
they all have good cc though..

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>>123414882
Lamb butt

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>>123414853
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/982169
unfortunately there is very little soraka x ahri and most of it has the dicks on the incorrect people

>>123412482
swap the range of her Q and W

>>123412931
Fucking 10/10

Hey /lolg/ how is Sivir looking this patch?

>>123414728
probably cass
victors only just fallen out of meta, he was played in pro matches only recently
and syndra is just below par for an ap mid (not including brand ofc) and with a few minor changes she'll be on their level
cass on the other hand needs a full blown rework to not be shit