/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV General

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Duskwights!

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nth for pure Lalas!!

>>123350230
Pls anon, the Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/pMqHMBbc

Hope the servers come up soon.

>>123350230
Why doesn't Hildibrand have eyebrows?

xth for c@grills

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What are you going to do when servers go live?

>>123350430
Come back to pet you some more.

>>123350430
Make an RP Alt, for reals.

>>123350430
Try to make friends unsuccessfully

>>123350430
Talk to you about business...

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>>123350404
Amen to that.

>>123350170
His cute characters, his lack of embarrassment, the fact that he is a complete degenerate.

>>123350509
What server are you on? Maybe I could be your friend.

whats the fastest way to level gatherers?

>>123350519
Wow that hair with brown looks amazing for a cat.
I usually hate cats, but your feline is most 10/10.

Hmph.

>>123350548
Leves and selling your ass to Rowena when you hit 50

>>123350513
oh...

THAT...

/blush

>>123350672
What...

>>123350721
Please don't post my dead waifu

>>123350721
NCSoft master race c:

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>>123350430
Stop being lazy and finish my god damn relic

>>123350757
>NA shitters overfarmed Dino Island to the point that SE actually perked up and did something about it

>>123350885
Check your mail, onegai

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>>123350757
all the more reason to go miner/botanist/fisher while still rolling on loot

>>123350757
>tfw not 60 yet
>already get fucked
t-thanks SE

>>123350728
>>123350672
Okay but not really because I have to sleep...
You need to work on your shitpost game... You can't keep up..

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>certain ERP sluts got to 60 a few days ago
>they're unskilled to do savage
>welfare nerfed before they got a single piece

>>123350982
What? What mail? My in game mail? Or an email?

You sure you got the right person, bud?

>>123350757
>We ask that you please understand that this is being done in order to maintain the overall balance of FFXIV.

What they're really saying

>We realized players lost all interest on alexander, expert/eso grind, void ark and hunts literally killing the balance of the game so we have to step up asap before A4S clear rate goes from low to 0.

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>>123350757
>diadumb even more boring.

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>>123350430
Probably continue throwing myself at Alex NM to get i190 gear for my retainers even though it's a waste of time.
Either that or start working on ARM/BSM in preparation for 3.2 and CRAFTABLE/DYE-ABLE ALLAGAN AND HIGH ALLAGAN.
I just love suffering.

>>123351131
oh no, now they will not be able to be ERP sluts with 210 gear. what is an ERP slut to do. this will severely impact their gameplay, and 210 gear will stop dropping in Diadem entirely. woe unto them. they will not be able to go on.

>>123351131
How did it get nerfed? Can you post link to sauce? I always find it hard to find the shit I'm looking for in SE's website.

>>123351237
see http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/272652-Regarding-Adjustments-to-Exploratory-Missions?p=3448736#post3448736

I love the way Omono Nomous' name feels on my tongue.

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>>123351226

>>123351110
Okay... I'll try...

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rainbow cat crabs

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I just had the nicest burger I've ever had in my life.

Thanks, maintenance.

SERVERS UP LADS, GOGOGO

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>>123351490
what kind of burg

>>123351490
Was it an ostrich burger? That shit's so good.

>>123350329
i want to glomp this lala if you know what i mean

>>123351535
No they're not.

Is stoneskin really needed for SCH or AST?
I'm too lazy to put my conjurer to 34, doing swiftcast with thm was enough of a pain.

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>server still not up

help

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>>123351640
ya

>>123351664
it can really help mitigate damage.

if any tank says "it's just 15%" you should probably stop playing with them

for what it's worth, if you as a healer feel like your tank is kinda squishy and they do nothing to try to help, you should probably stop playing with them too.

>>123351721
Do you like futa cats?

>>123351664
yes

fucking do it you little shit

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>>123350586
thanks m8

>gruelingly level to 50
>another ten levels but easier
>get armor crafted
>cost a pretty penny
>work up Red Scrips
>get fly armor and better stats
>sell Legendary material for chicken feed
WHY!

diadem nerfed?
b-but my left side mistbeak dont have good rolls yet

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>>123351535
No. Nyet. Nein. Nao. Nahi.

Can we get a new producer? He doesn't know what he's doing anymore.

>>123351776
No problem, shounen!

Get your ERP alts ready!

>>123351664
SCH no
AST yes

>>123351762
not really

>>123351939
Then what do you like?

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>>123351604
>>123351606
Nah, it was a pretty simple burger.

Grilled beef patty, bacon, cheddar cheese, bbq sauce (made at the burger place apparently), tomato and a jalapeno white sauce. Nothing overly remarkable.

They just cooked every single aspect of it perfectly. The bun was perfect, the meat was perfect. It didn't all fall apart as you ate it. It was so soft to bite into. The ingredients were in perfect harmony.

Damn good.

>>123351971
I'm going to grill you after I use {Carve and Spit}

>>123351971
I skipped breakfast today
Dammit, Red

>>123351969
i like you anon
>>123351971
nice, nothing better than a carefully prepared burg. I had a bad experience recently with a chicken and brie cheese burg where the brie was cut like like half an inch thick and there was three slices of it, absolutely disgusting

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>>123351971
What's the most exotic burger you've ever had in Australia that was good?

In Americanland we have a very limited selection of meats, but my favorite still is a Buffalo burger. It's like, the most tender, juicy, and tasty.

>tfw elk sends me nudes

>>123352142
He does that for anyone if you ask nicely

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>tfw c@ withdrawal

>>123351971
>jalapeno white sauce
Dayum.
>It didn't all fall apart
As a sandwich does. If its components gush out or fall a part, it is not a sandwich.
Those fucking pretentious diner/pubs with stupid-ass menu items that are just a goddamn mess need to be napalmed.

>>123352131
Not that red cat but I have personally had a boar, emu, kangaroo, and crocodile burger

Australia is a weird place and you can find some neat stuff. Even kangaroo meat is sold in grocery stores.

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>>123352021
Damn, and I've tried so hard to debunk the rumour I am a grill gamer.

>>123352075
Well then I won't tell you about the chips (fries) they did which were covered in cheese, bacon, more of their bbq sauce and more jalapeno sauce.

>>123352131
Most burgers I've hard are pretty pedestrian, though I've had kangaroo which is nice but a little drier than I'd like. I've been trying my goddamn hardest to get my hands on a crocodile tail fillet burger but every place I try that does it has been unable to get any in. I'm told it's like a weird cross between chicken and fish. It's my current burger journey but I don't think it can top this place I've gone to.

>>123352296
Yeah. It's just pretty surprising how it all stayed together even with all the different sauces in it (you could also get a crumbed poached egg that just flows out yolk when you bite into it), it still didn't leak out everywhere half as much as you'd think.

>>123352403
My ex lived in Australia, and she really likes kangaroo meat. Even though their critters and kinda looked down upon, but she said it's very tasty.

I really want to try Kangaroo Meat personally, there's crocodile meat, but not a burger around here.

I had boar, it was a bit dry, since it was such a mustcley creature, but it's texture itself was very unique.

I want to try Emu!

>>123352506
I'll just say this now: marinated kangaroo meat is like eating heaven.

>>123352506
Kangaroo meat is quite good, but it's a bit different. The upside (if you care) is that it's also super good for you as it's not really a fatty meat. It's even better for you than chicken, that I've been told.

I would recommend going on a food adventure if you ever come out here!

When are the servers coming back up?

>>123352727
15 min

Haven't played since shortly after HW dropped.

End game still almost entirely non existent? I know me, and most of the people I know quit after HW, and our sever ript.

>>123352549
>>123352684
I dunno if importing Kangaroo is a thing, or if Kangaroo meat is popular on the west coast of america. Guess I just need to go visit Australia sometimes. And either eat, or become the eat.
Eat La Eat

>>123352495
Oh, now I actually want crocodile more than ever. There was a little old shop owned by two elderly couple that I used to visit back in my old house almost eight years ago. They had crocodile but it was very expensive, so I could never afford it, like 20+ dollars.

The shop closed down a while ago, but that was a rare place with Crocodile.

>>123352809
Thanks buddy, I owe you an ice cream.

>out of 3 HM runs get 2 useful pieces of 210 gear
>both of which came from one run
>now 210 chances are even lower
T-thanks yoshi.

yoshi is retarded lmao

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>>123352978
me 2

>people just want to get to the cap and get the best gear so they can stand around and be bored

i will never understand this ideology

>>123352951
>>123352978
mistbreak welfare babies B T F O

>>123352992
What's P'uttel's favorite food in game?

>>123353024
dick

>>123353024
cute boys

>>123353024
dicks

>>123353024
http://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/wiki/Finger_Sandwich

also these
>>123353069
>>123353070

>>123352951
Come now, you know that Diadeam will be used for the new relic questline in 3.15.

>>123353087
>Clusters

What the fuck, that's expensive.
Pick something from the 51-60 range.

Wasn't there some mention of dyeable High Allagan gear being available in 3.1? Was this just a misrepresentation of Diadem gear having the potential to be pre-glamoured to HA gear, or will it be something introduced in a future patch?

>>123353152
idk senpai there was supposed to be ranked pvp as well. yoshi is a fucking hack

>>123353190
"Hurr Relic in 3.1 :B " - Yoshi "Kill yourself" P

>>123353129
okay Meat Miq'abob then

>>123353152
>Was this just a misrepresentation of Diadem gear having the potential to be pre-glamoured to HA gear
I think they ended up pushing that back to craftable versions in 3.2. I've actually seen some gear drop with Allagan glamours in Diadem, but never dyed.

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>when you fall in the bath tub and you try to contact life alert but your button is too far away so you trained your self hard enough to get out on your own

>>123353331
this was one of the coolest things I was looking forward to, that you could get stuff with rare stats and glamour/color combinations that weren't possible otherwise. DISAPPOINTMENT IS ALL I GOT THO

>>123353246
What's your main pve role?

Also, how would I even deliver these snacks to you?

>>123353396
is slut a pve role

maintenance lifted when

>>123353463
puttel is pure

>>123353395
Don't worry anon, craftable Allagan/High Allagan is on it's way. Soon we will have our dyed tank coats, our dyed black mage robes. We'll have them.
I don't know what I'd do if they ended up saying "lol just kidding" like they did with relics being 3.1. Probably just sit there, numbly staring at my screen.

How long would it take for me to level a fresh char all the way to 60? I will be literally just using it for raiding.

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>>123353396
dork knight
>>123353463
oi oi cheeky

>>123353516
a few days if you do it smart

>>123353484
>implying puttel is the only slut

BOY THIS MINION HOTFIX PATCH MUST REALLY BE A BIG DEAL FOR THE MAINTENANCE TO GO PAST THE TIME THEY SAID IT WOULD

Servers are back up

UPUPUPGOGOGO

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Servers are up. This is not a drill.
I repeat, SERVERS ARE UP.

S E R V E R S A R E U P

>>123351776
you

Fuck, I just got halfway through Nightcrawler.

so are there always lots of people on balmug? thinking of moving

>Balmung closed already
jesus christ

>finish making my Lyn
>ffxiv servers come up

Oh...nevermind...

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Why god, why.

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>Servers are up
>Got a chance to make my cute Midlander on Balmung
Success!

>tfw finally made it on Balmung

4 MONTHS THIS TOOK 4 MONTHS AND I PROBABLY WONT EVEN PLAY THIS CHARACTER AT ALL

>>123353778
>>123353750
too slow m8's

>>123353814
Nope, managed to make 1 alt.
Wanted 2 though.

>finally made balmung alt
>will never work up courage to erp

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>>123353794
N
A
M
E

time to see how much they fucked up diadem

>>123353864
Post a picture, bitch. Momma will judge you.

>>123353794
>carrotfag is spreading

>>123353864
you better erp
you stole my spot, bitch

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Looks like more bots got into the server instead of actual players lmao

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>>123353868
Ashforth Brewer, I think I made his skin a bit paler and his hair a bit lighter from this pic.

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Scary... there's a neverending line of bots running towards the marketplace...

>>123353989
>>123354029
>these piece of shit chinks prevented me from making a futa xaela
REEEEEEEEEEEE

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Which one of you is this?

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So this is Balmung? It doesn't seem that special...

>>123353989
were you cerethes person i forget the name, started with ce tho

>>123353552
What is the smart way then? I want to grind this shit as fast as possible.

>>123353804
what...my lyn is cool...

>log in as soon as the servers come up
>queue void ark as tank
>still having to wait

They should have never listened to people who cried about Labyrinth of the Ancients. It should still be 6 tanks, 6 healers, and 12 dps.

>>123354119
Get a buddy for instant queues
skip all the quest dialogue

>>123354097
How big is your dick?

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when the hell did he get this gil

>>123354215
Big....

Enough while still being very feminine.

>>123354306
i totally failed at blocking out the name lmao

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>people had a small window to make a character
>they made a horrible looking character
>in Ul'dah, and not as the single best leveling class
>they will never have a chance to fix this mistake
smdh tbqh phams

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>>123353359
glad i scrolled up desu

Why...can I not connect to the NA data center

>>123354579
ippiki is that you

>>123354080
Excellent question, I would like to know who this hottie is.

>>123354632
Because you've got to milk me first.

>>123354579
>Subscription fanta

>>123354579
Why do you feel the need to judge everything people do to scrape up attention to yourself?

They made what they like
They're probably not going to level it
What is veteran reward fantasia

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>tfw missed chance to make a new character on Balmung
>tfw still gonna have to transfer

>>123354210
What if I have no buddy to level with? I made one on Gilgamesh.

>>123354579
>phams
what, is everyone vietnamese now?

>>123354676
>not keeping it as backup for new hairstyles
Let's be honest, you're not leveling, see >>123354734

>>123354743
i thought balmung was closed off? is it still possible to get there through the transfer option?

>>123354632
Restart the game it was happening to me too.

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>>123354743
>Almost made one but got too picky with skin/ lip colors at the last second

God dammit.

>>123354806
yeah, I just transferred

>>123354743
Joye? I never thought you'd resub

>>123354815
if it wasn't made in literally two minutes after servers came up you weren't close at all

>>123354792
I'm not even one of the guys that made a character on Balmung, famalamalimalamaly.

I've been openly ERPing on my main for a year now.

>>123354895
Still doesn't justify burning your only free fantasia because you were in a rush or were feeling like memeing

I have a character on Balmung but it's hilarious to watch the desperation

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so where the new gilgamesh sluts

>>123350398
Highlanders don't have eyebrows.

>>123354875
I was at the character creation screen within literally 30 seconds.

>>123354974
why new, when you have me around?

Is there no way to get Twintania as a mount if I've used a referral code?

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looks like it's going to be another week waiting over an hour for this shitty void ark que. kill me

>tfw made plans to do content with friends as soon as maintenance was over
>they don't show up

What do I do now..?

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>>123355042
i dunno, are you already one of mine?
i haven't been paying you much attention if so.
s o r r y

>>123355149
have you tried not queuing at 3 in the morning on a wednesday?

>>123355120
Inviting other people, anon


>>123355180
i could be.. Kage aether

>>123355173
You come sit in my lap!

>>123354756
What class are you? I could help you out later.

>>123355197
doesn't matter if i que at prime time, same shit.

>>123355180
Why the fuck are you always lookign directly up at the camera. That's like acting 101 bruv, don't make eye contact with the lens

>>123355226
have you tried not queuing at 3 in the morning on a wednesday

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WE MADE IT SENPAI

>>123355149
>people still queueing with tanks
Just go dps and greed on tank pieces, everything your party tank doesn't need is yours, worked for me so far

>>123355246
because he's looking at you

>>123355246
not that anon, but i've seen people bitch and cry about people that take screenshots looking away or at an angle. always some autist that doesn't like something.

>>123355214
But I don't even know who you are!

>>123355280
yes, I still wait forever like I said
>>123355289
i only have tanks leveled :^) fuck me in the ass

>>123355226
If possible queue with some DPS in a party. I've had sub 4 minute queues as tank that way.

>>123355287
dang, is abe gonna fug both of u

>>123355287
Who do the graphics on this screenshot look so... odd?

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>>123355246
i break the fourth wall
i'm not part of your universe.

>>123355209
i am not on right now, and logging on is quite a bit of effort.

i think i ran out of collars too

lel

>>123355209
Oh, it wasn't appearing earlie,r maybe because I let my sub lapse

Thanks, if anyone wants one: F9QGCXP3

>tfw no males that like futa
I thought Balmung was supposed to be degenerate...

>>123355404
>>123355404
>Abe fugging anyone

kek

Is there like a guideline or a range of dps out there for each job like a graph or something? Like a breakdown of the expected dps based on ilvl? Everyone seems to have like a number in there head but say a NIN in i196 doing like 850dps is that good, bad, or average? Or like a MNK same ilvl.

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>Adventurer in Need (DPS)
>Reward Already Received
>Duty Registration Complete
Anyone else do this?

>>123355396
that would be ideal but no one wants to do that shit with me

>>123355441
I like futa on male
But I don't ERP

>>123355441
send a tell to me, p'roci tia

>goldspammers wish me a happy thanksgiving and my friends + /xivg/ don't

>>123355441
i'm a male irl does that count

>>123354806
You can sneak in right after the servers comeback up, but you've got to beat all the bots and other erp seekers.

>>123355410
Looks like that on /gpose.

>>123355512
Not even a little bit? I go both ways...
>>123355558
No sorry, male characters only.

>>123355441
How long have you been on Balmung? Because I've had about five male character models approach me. Three of them roegadyn.
I'm futaroe.

>>123354963
If they decide to fanta a second time later, it's cheaper than a transfer.

>>123355217
Archer.

would anyone who just made it on the Balmung like to PLAY THE GAME and level up, instead of worrying about ERP and whos gonna fuck who? I'd like a leveling partner.

We can fuck at level 47

>>123355702
why level 47

>>123355723
Glamour nigga.

>>123355702
Class?

>>123355723
Maybe because Aurum Vale is so painful you want to relax after

>Gothic Dolly is getting more and more desperate for ERP because their subscription runs out in 2 days
>Literally running around with <FUTA> as their FC name
>Getting more and more lewd in the open, as if they weren't bad enough before

In just 2 more days the game will be a better place. For Christ's sake it's always dickgirls who are the grossest.

>>123355812
What are some examples of this?

>>123355702
i could level blm with you since i need swiftcast really badly

>>123355812
who is the best non-dickgirl, anon

>>123355812
What the fuck is wrong with this game really
I've been in almost all existent mmos but this is the one with the most degenerate community I've ever seen, in a sexual way of course
And no I'm not saying this because of /xivg/
Is that because of the higher average age of users?

>>123355679
Sweet, I can tank or heal stuff later for you, if you want to.

>>123355287
Is Shana a girl irl or just another neckbard? Pretty sure it's the latter right?

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post happy faces

>>123355846

Talking about their big fat nuts for one thing.

>>123355973
I'm a guy

>>123355978
pls be eu

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>>123355948

I literally don't even know but you're super right

Like you said it's not even just xivg. It's like widespread as fuck. So much lewd


It's kinda godlike but also kinda like fuck off you know?

>>123355625
A month or so. I've tried hitting on guys, even male roes but they always decline and tell me that they would prefer girls instead.

>>123356018
Why do you and Abe hang around so much then?

>>123355973
i never got this. everyone that has a beard has hair on their neck. do you glorify girly men that can't grow beards?

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>>123355978

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>>123355978
That's an adorable lala
Would /hug

>>123356057
Why not? I like him.

>>123355948

I don't even mind lewd. I don't like it when someone just doesn't fucking stop to take a breather about it and shoves it in your face 24/7.

I'd even prefer fucking erp sluts with their search info talking about raping their tailholes to some gross fucker running around thinking they're so clever with their 'shocking sexual jokes'.

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>>123355978
I'm happiest when I'm sad.

>>123356130
why won't you be my gf ;;

>>123355812
maybe if you didn't spend all your time online around the dicksands you wouldn't have to see them, but it sounds like you're keeping constant tabs on them so i guess that's not an option. i saw them maybe one time.

>>123355948
This game facilitates ERP well, more so than any game I've played. Search Info is a wonderous thing. Also sandals.

>>123356207

Hello Dolly. You're a sick fuck you know that?

>>123356041
And here I am turning them away because they're too masculine.
I can't meet with you right now, but it would ease my guilt if I could send them to someone.

>>123356057
Do you not know what Yaranaika "i have alts on every catgirls server" Abe does?

is anyone on who can invite me to the balmung linkshell

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>tfw got my last mistbreak left side piece yesterday
glad I didn't go to bed and joined that HM party
still not happy with some of the rolls though

>>123355812
>For Christ's sake it's always dickgirls who are the grossest.

Hey, that's not fair. I'm a very clean person, to the point of being obsessive about it. I just sweat easily. I hate it.

No I'm not this Dolly person.

>>123356385
Nope no idea honestly. Please enlighten me.

>>123356161

/slap

>>123356220

Actually this game has one of the worst facilitation for ERP I've ever seen in an MMO.

For one, character customization is abysmal.
Two, the search info is so frightfully small most people use it to paste a tiny url link to their f-list.
Three, the chat system will randomly drop your message if it's too lewd. This has never, ever happened in any other MMO I've ever played.
Four, no private instances so you have to duck into a corner.

Existence is reasonable. Let's make things better.

>>123356429
He chats politely with cute catgrils at every opportunity.

>>123355287
GO TO HELL YOU DISGUSTING FLAT SHIT

>>123356453
/sulk

>>123356507
post it with the WoL/WoD

WHAT THE FUCK YOSHI, WHY ARE YOU NERFING LOOT IN DIADEM MAKING PEOPLE RUN IT EVEN MORE

>>123356392
why would you filter out your entire character? got somethin to hide u whore??

>>123355948
Because the game was touched by Slaanesh.

>>123356638
Get back to Gridania.

>>123356652
he didn't nerf loot, just spawns

>>123356653
i'm shy

>>123356638
What are those log messages about ranks and how do I get them?

>>123356720
Guildworks for FFXIV

>>123356707
so pretty much nerfed loot.

Now I have to fucking move about killing shit.

>>123356761
>>123356784
Is it legal?

>>123350757
>not only is all other content dead, we're going to make diadem even more dead. please subscribe!

>>123356815
people complained about it being too zergy with just staying on dino island and now that theyve made it so that you have to fly around more people are still unhappy

???

Anoybody got a target dummy i could use ? wanna get back at Mch but i need to remember the way i used to play it

>>123356896
Well yeah more time wasted.

Best solution was just to be able to trade in brass spoils directly in for 210 pieces when you get a certain amount and add FATE to the area with a guaranteed loot 210 piece if Gold Rating.

>>123356929
thanks

>They still didn't make need/greed the default for loot in diadem
>Loot will now be harder to acquire
>They lowered the esoterics you get

Wow.

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>>123355978
I have no idea what I'm doing.
>Everyone has the Sundrop dance but me, because I'm 3 days late..

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>everyone was shitting on airship exploration
>complaining about dino island and how boring it that you don't explore
>now everyone's crying about their loot pinata dropping less candy

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Delete red scrips.

>>123357120
you need a fuckboy dance instead

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>>123357120
>still out of my price range
Such a nice shirt too, please tell me it's male only

>>123357047
time to quit even harder now.

>>123357239
Um, wow.
What do you reccommend?

>>123357285
It's dirt cheap here on Gilgamesh, like 36k.
It's unisex.

>>123357304
thavnarian dance

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When was the last time you ERPd with a random low level you found in Ul'dah?

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>>123355978
>Void Ark
>Three MCH, Two BRDs
That was silly.

>>123357149

>how boring it that you don't explore

Why do 'muh exploration' fags always ruin it for everyone? Does anyone honestly think that they're having a worthwhile 'exploration experience' by moving from one shitty island to the other? They're all the FUCKING SAME!

Forcing you to move from one sameface island to the other isn't exploration. It's bullshit.

>>123357391
You know how badly that has turned out in the past. Beware Elezen futas. <3

I try not to. Can't trust low levels fishing for logs.

>>123357378
If only I had that dance. I only have 48k MGP.
I'll try to grind for MGP sometime.

>>123357391
Never.
They have a very high chance of just logging off when THEY are done and the lack of glamours kind of sucks.

>decide to take a break from tanking DF shit
>go NIN
>WARs always ignore Storm's Eye thinking I'm gonna cover it, opting to do Path instead
>[scream internally]
>go back to DRK/WAR
>get shit DPS or healers who can't keep up with content that everyone massively overgears by this point
I just can't win.

>>123357461
That session was alright, I don't regret that. If you're talking about what I think you are.

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I'm the cutest midlander on Balmung 2bh

Also I still can't fucking get Ifrit's Cane and the crafted weapons are way out of my price range.

>>123357149
>>123357434
can't really explore when the zone isn't randomly generated each time.

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>>123357391
Never
Also, Auri look atrocious with the succubus horns
I don't see why anyone would want horns that don't even match their other horns

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>>123355978

>>123357514
>using the worried face type
noe

>>123357391
you went blonde from random anons crying about your pink hair? how obedient

>>123357391
This morning, actually.

also
>still no skin tone

>>123357519
See, it's times like this where I'm glad I've got 2 of each role covered, so I can alternate when things get stale, but...this is just ridiculous.
Maybe I'd be better off just giving up the sword, retiring to the Churning Mists on a secluded island and taking up smithing.

>>123357518

Pretty much my thinking.

There's not even anything interesting to find like some random grave site or a tree with a sword in it or some shit. It's just so fucking boring.

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>>123357514
you look like 13 years old, no thanks

>>123357747
Nice chin fluff, buddy. When's your 16th birthday? Don't forget to invite some friends.

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>>123357586
It's an old picture anon, though I'm not purple right now, no.

>>123357643
>skin tone
>hasn't fugged me yet
Doesn't work like that

>>123357772
Hey leave the guy alone, he tried shaving and you can see what happened.

>>123357747
who is this cutie

>>123357805
Right, I'm sorry. I forgot everyone has to start somewhere. That guy started a couple of inches too high, though.

>>123357864
Well, he probably should have waited till the Roegadyn dude stopped fucking him in the ass before trying.

>>123357803
i'm so in love with your character, it's uncanny

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>>123357938
Way to ruin it, man.

Oh my fucking god, Porcinis are so expensive. How the fuck can I feed a server with no money and expensive mushrooms?!

>>123357391

B-But I am the low level. There was a level 60 a few days ago who saw my futa tag and from there we spent 2 hours hidden in Ul'dah having fun.

>>123357990
It's my job to ruin everything.

im on the quest as goes light, so goes darkness how far along am i

>>123358051

>Hiding in Ul'dah

We all see you, faggot.

>>123357391

I am right now. How about yourself?

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>>123357747
>>123357772
Don't think you're funny and cute, you shameless butthurt morons.

>40min left on diadem normal
>1 210 has dropped

tfw ur welfare was removed

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>>123358265
Yes I am

>>123357971
Then you won't mind being a tall, blonde midlander futa for me?

>>123358304
do hm instead, normal barely got any gold chests even before the nerf

>>123358335

Cute. Who is it? I've probably been with them myself before.

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>>123358076
You disappoint me.

>>123358335
do u like futa cat girls

>>123358414
That's less my job and more a hobby.

>>123357391

Yesterday.

I tend to let people come to me because I'm a futa and it's easier to have people message me because then I know they're into it, instead of trying to guess.

>>123358480

Share some of the logs please

>>123358480
I recognize that tail!

>>123358480
>yes, do u?
i used to rp as one a few months back. haven't done any e(rp) in awhile

>>123358414
You should take responsibility and train him to be better.

>>123358354
i did it a few days ago and got 3 210s off a purple worm and would usually get 10-15 when it was packed w/ people

i also have no FC and no friends so finding a HM party isn't fun :^)

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cries miyazaki tears
>>123358427
4
pls draw cute bois

>>123358480

That's Lara, isn't it?

>>123358624
are you on balmung? we can do hm later.

Someone send me an invite to Balmung linkshell

>Low level erpers
>First thing they do is take pictures and post them on image boards

And you wonder why most won't fuck you.

>>123358789
ok invite sent

>>123358696
ye

in one now so i can't for a while but my IGN is Booty Bandit

>>123358552
Never share logs and never will, sorry.
We can make some logs tho.

>>123358572
Do you want to get back into it or something?

>>123358557
>>123358635
Guyz pls, anonymous image board

>>123358335
server name

>>123358801
The person taking pictures is a high level.

>Look at someone by moving the camera to view their character instead of clicking and examining them.
>They're cute
>Suddenly, they walk up to me and used the EB teleport
They know. They fricking know!!!

>>123358827
oh you're also a tank

rest in peace

>>123358879
Megumi Yatsurugi of Balmung

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>>123358626
>Tfw my connection was down for almost a week because my internet provider was fucking around.
>450/990 now.

I just want to dance.

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>>123358769
this guy gets it

>>123358853
>Do you want to get back into it or something?
i'd like to, but most of the people i've done it with are clingy or rude. so it's kind of holding me back

>>123358890
my bard is i180 if that isn't too shitty :^)

>>123358978
I'm not clingy to ERPers, but I can be rude if you want, in an ERP sense of course. Hit me up.

>>123358950
even the name is beautiful, yet we don't have the fucking char_dat

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>>123358623
Whaddaya think I am, their mother? Forget that.

>>123358269
Lighten up, man. What's a lame joke every now and then?

>>123358853
>Guyz pls, anonymous image board
Lara Myst tries to ERP any qt female cat/lizard

>>123358978
who?

>>123358853

If you weren't busy right now I'd have taken you to my room to satisfy myself with.

>>123359061
it's just a generic animu name, how's that beautiful?

>>123358984
well if that's the case my ign is Aldyet Holt whenever i make a pf it usually fills up pretty quick too. add me if you want to do any later

>>123358623
Woah hey, I don't want to be trained in anything. I'm quite happy in my niche of terribleness. I'm a free spirit. A free, useless spirit.

>>123359065
Yeah you tell 'em! I disappointed my mother far longer ago with better material.

>>123359106
got any alts anywhere else? balmung closed

>>123358889
Get keked.

>>123359090
We can do something a bit later, whisper me anyway.

>>123359070
Actually it was me who asked her for the D, so it's okay.

>>123359061
Thanks I guess. and to reply to your other post, I have an alt on Behemoth and I think there's one on another server I can't remember.

Where is a cute potato wife on sargatanas when you need one

>>123359180
One day someone will take you down the roof and put you on a proper cat bed, mark my words.