Spessmen on a Spess Station - /ss13g/

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>>123153276
Free-will synths when?

>>123153443
Shit game
Shit lore
Shit voice actors
Shit acting

Can't wait for the obsidian remake

HOP YOU CUNT, I TOLD YOU THE DUCK KILLS

Second for being a waifu was kinda fun

VOX DICKGIRLS

>>123154105
CUTE!

>>123152887
Anyone sensible won't care what you call them and will just ignore it.

t. female playing female

>>123153276
thx4sharing liking and subscribing
new pranks every week from the biggest prank channel in the galaxy

>>123154303
Did Shiggy hit on you yet?

>>123154303
Fuck you and fuck your cunt

Actually fuck you in your cunt

>>123154303
Girls are gross.
You are gross.

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Remember when we used to wire solars?

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>>123154371
yes please

>>123154453
if i see a borg wiring solars like that i immediately blow him

>>123154678
Would you blow me if I were a carbon, or are you only attracted to silicons?

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>>123154678
>i immediately blow him

>>123154779
sorry silicons only
but i can make an exception only if youre ripped as fuck

>>123154663
Please stop
Reminder that ERP is an activity to keep to yourself and not the thread

>>123154436
I get that a lot.

Code Green - All Clear
>Security must respect the privacy of crew members and no unauthorized searches are allowed. Searches of any kind may only be done with a signed warrant by the Head of Security

>>123154663
LONDON
O
N
D
O
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>those fucking Corgi antics.

That's it. This is the most cute SS13 experience I've had.

CUTE!

>>123154835
>tfw lean
back to the character creation for me!

>>123154856
>not partaking in late night lewd posting
PRUUUUUUDE!

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God damn it Seymour

>>123154967
hi angie

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>>123154949
yes I'm in London

>>123154938
"IM THE LAW"

>mutiny
>waifu club
>corgis
>valids
>that fukken clown

I am glad I stuck for one more round before bed

>>123155025
Ontario doesn't count.

If you're in Britian, know that I have a massive fetish for British women.

>>123155079
YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW MAN, GET BACK IN HERE

>>123154938
Code Yellow - duck
>HoP has the duck, is lying about the duck, is aware of the duck's powers yet keeps it for herself, everyone panic

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>>123155012

when did the thread got overrun with faggots and robosexuals?

>>123154967
Pretty much, although I'm not purposely being so.
It's just a weird topic is all

>>123155149
it's always been like this you fag

>>123155149
Quit bitching, you're just adding to the shitposting. How about you actually try and start a different topic of conversation if you don't like the waifuposting instead of moaning about it?

>>123155149
When you didn't help the problem by complaining about it. Post on topic things, and on topic discussion will follow.

>>123155149
I would totally a toaster dude like literally bread and butter

>>123155190
lets get busy then
*unzips foreskin*

>tfw somebody calls you sama instead of senpai
I-I don't know what to think of this...

>>123155215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0tSILwM0oI

>>123155309
Well, actually that just denotes you having a large amount of power over them, it's doesn't really denote affection or admiration or anything else you giant faggot weaboo

Why don't we have fun stuff like canister bombs and pipe bombs?

>>123156853
cuz ur mom doesn't blow me good enough

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Ghlor here. Just so you know, I went and banned the baddie Captain from last round regardless that the issue was said and done from mostly bad bus. Thanks, iag.
Head roles are exhausting. I don't think I'll be appealing that, honestly.
Ban valids secured, lets go home.

>>123156970
Who gives a shit about bans

When are you finally noticing me ghlor-senpai?

>>123156970
i was making a dedmin request
DELETE AND UNBAN YOURSELF PLEASE I HAD GREATER PLANS FOR YOU
so close to getting rid of you forever but you beat me to it

>>123156970
What?

Why would you ban yourself for miscommunication?

You're not fucking perfect everyone makes mistakes unless you did something really retarded like going red alert and forcefully implating everyone because you saw the clown flash the mime

>>123157074
rip
>>123157054
When you finally earn back your badge as my deputy, Diethyl

>>123157194
>Diethyl
WRONG

>>123157179
I tend to make a lot of mistakes as Cap, so i'm calling it quits since I made a dude /flippant/.
>>123157281
I'm not your senpai then you baka-ass lookin' gaijin. You aren't Diethyl.
But seriously, is it wrong to assume everytime someone shills me it's Victorem. Shoo, it's probably you

>>123157493
>But seriously, is it wrong to assume everytime someone shills me it's Victorem. Shoo, it's probably you

Everyday until you like it.

>>123156970
You are a loose cannon, Ghlor, but you are a damned good cap

>>123156970
>I make a mistake
>Instead of learning from my errors I ban myself and go cry on a Taiwanese cartoon board
Boo fucking hoo!

>>123156970
good riddance
next time do us a favor and perma ban yourself from every role

>>123157604
I'll do it, papi chulo. Don't tempt me.
>>123157651
>Cry
No
>Ban myself
Yes
>>123157737
All in due time, friend. All in due time.

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>>123157891
Whoops. I meant to include this.
Fuck it, im going to bed.

so what serb can i ERP on without getting consumed by the partners vagina?

>>123157970
vore, paradise, probably hippie/tg

>>123157967
DO IT MOTHERFUCKER I DARE YOU
you dont have the balls faggot

>>123156970
>that ban reason
>claim none were at fault
>give myself ban anyway to get sympathy
>not enough willpower to stay away from head roles without self ban
>self ban that will never even be appeal and will just be removed at a time you feel like
>shamelessly makes self as much victim as the player
>places blame on other admins

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>4000c+ hallways
>somehow manage to get into a safe room as geneticist diona due to regen + diona regen
>RADSTORM HITS AND GIVES HEAT RESISTANCE
>Grab Wheelchair and survive the literal superheated hallways of hell in style
my sides are in orbit at that radstorm

>>123157970
mine
what's your ckey

>>123158014
>without getting consumed by the partners vagina
>vore
bruv i think he doesnt like getting shoved in da pussy

>>123157493
>I tend to make a lot of mistakes as Cap, so i'm calling it quits since I made a dude /flippant/.

You banned yourself because some faggot got butthurt?

Really Ghlor?

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what a round

>>123158110
i think youre suppose to put in your flavor text that you wont do nasty ass vore shit and if they try to shove you up their ass or something theyll get banned

>try to squid or ert
>get memers
>deadchat blames me for it being shit

por que

>>123157967
DO IT SAVE ME FROM THIS HELL

>that round
>had a haunted camera
>got to be deathsquad captain
>fucking Tyrone
>firedick

10/10

>>123157970
>>123158014
>>123158110
>vore

Always been tempted to Cuban Pete that place but I'm not sure I want to deal with the autism until the bombs are done.

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what a fucking round.

real fuckin' spaceman

>>123158161
i begged her to let me go but it just fueled her lust for my flesh
oh god the flashbacks are coming

>>123156970
who the fuck did you piss off so bad you banned yourself?

Diona Genetcist here, What was tyrone doing that everyone is excited about? Didnt get to experience since was alive

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>>123158176
it was FUNNY

>>123158259
he tried saved the kush clown in a robust manner. he rode with his niggas he died with his niggas.

>>123158243
>ERPing cancer gets more ERP than he bargained for

Storytime, anon.

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>>123158078
>playing pretend murderer for the librarians broadcast
>temperature and pressure off the goddamned charts all the sudden
>help them into a fire suit and try to navigate to science to beg for help
>Esteban comes running down the hall chucking maraccas at us
>suicide bombs the librarian, no head left
>RD dies before my eyes
>grab him and his ID and promise the crew I will make sure the shuttle gets called
>pressure high so have to use maint to get around
>get below medbay begging geneticist to take the RD's body
>refuses because medbay is apparently some kind of warzone
>"Don't worry everyone, I got the RD's ID and I promise I will make sure the shuttle gets called"
>open the next door to maintenance and my entire head shoots out my ass like a bullet as I am shoved against the other wall
>let down not only myself but the surviving crew

>>123158374
yeah when you brought the body to medbay i was stuck inside genetics. had to bust my way out and by that point the hallways were superheated so i hid in a patient room until the radstorm gave me heat resistance.

I actually did manage to call the shuttle, though it was immediately recalled since death squad

praise radiation gods

>>123158064
>Claim none were at fault
Miscommunication on four peoples sides
>Give myself a ban anyway to get sympathy
>>Sympathy
No. I'm a big boy, I can handle myself.
>Not enough willpower to stay away from head roles without a self ban
If I had that kind of willpower, I wouldn't pick up spess ever again.
>Self ban
Not appealing it, and Pains going to deny it and reapply if I do. He was origionally going to apply the ban, but i'm faster at the draw than him.
>Shamelessly makes self as much victim as the player
Miscommunication on four peoples sides
>Places blame on other admins
iag lost flags due to what he did, silly. caused oodles of drama
>>123158112
No, not really. I requested iag ban me from head roles earlier, and he didn't. Logged out in the middle of when I was asking what he was doing.
Then I suggested it to other admins. Then I did it to myself after explaining the situation for the thousandth time.
>>123158179
You're here forever! Six years becomes seven, which becomes eight, et cetera. There's no escape.
>>123158247
Infoman or something?

Also, giving people an update on events appears to be a lot more hostile than I considered due to that one guy.
Back to lurking once in a blue moon.
Sleep time is now time.

>>123158620
>No. I'm a big boy, I can handle myself.
For you.

I wasn't even in the round, just shitposting.

>>123158620
>Not appealing it, and Pains going to deny it and reapply if I do. He was origionally going to apply the ban, but i'm faster at the draw than him.

I only offered to "hold" the ban so in the event where you wanted to play and appeal it, you wouldnt have to remove the ban you put on yourself, yourself, so we dont come off as arbitrary and whatnot, and people don't go "OH LOOK AT HIM GUYS HE'S LIFTING HIS OWN BAN".

I actually dont think this quagmire of miscommunication, escalation, and a shitty rubber duck bus warrants a ban at all, but its your call. If you want a break from head roles, take it.

>>123158336
>always hear about vore as the secret ERP club where you find your dream waifu and get some hot internet action
>decide to fo to vore and try this ERP thing
>make a normal character and turn on my seductive grill hunter mode
>look around and see a 7/10 qt girl with bigger sprites than usual sitting in the bar
>she must be a tall chick i dig tall chicks
>talk with her and try not to spill the beans
>tell her about my adventures as professional vox hunter and the pirate ships crew
>charming as fuck
>"well anon why dont we take this conversation to the droms"
>its time to lose the internet virginity
>she starts to undress and i throw everything in the locker and get ready for action
>after some kissin and licking suddenly she starts shoving me in herself
>ask her what is she doing
>"shhhh i know youll like it just dont resist the pleasure and go with it"
>oh hell no im too young to die like this
>try to run away from the room but my fucking ID was in the closet that she fucking locked
>she grabs n shove me again
>spam the resist press all the button on the keyboard try hard to escape the nightmare
>try the speech approach since the buttons doesn't help at all
>i beg her to let me go and scream for my life as im getting consumed
>she starts laughing like a madman and shoves me harder
>get consumed
>instantly alt+F4
turns out she wasn't tall she was a fucking giantess

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>>123158620
>You're here forever! Six years becomes seven, which becomes eight, et cetera. There's no escape.

Jesus christ it's actually going to be seven years.

I really fucking need to find a hobby.

>>123158808
Rude. You're making it difficult to try to become a better admin.
>>123158965
You can re-apply it if you'd like, and I can take mine off later.
Point still stands, no intention of appealing it.
>>123159012
Lets escape spess, then. Go somewhere better.
I've always wanted to get outside and explore. Someday be able to visit Germany.
All in due time, for now.

>ERPing on a dead station with a lot of neat code
>suddenly hear porn noises
>adminwho
>current admins (1)
>ooc: admin: I wanted to throw you guys into the singularity but you're really good at this
>if you wanna keep going and I'm making you uncomfortable I can leave
Degeneracy has never felt more satisfying.

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>>123159012
>I really fucking need to find a hobby.
ION soon fellow spessman

>>123159007
That's what ya get for attempting degeneracy.

>>123159272
Nah, come back on your own terms, its alright.

I've actually considered banning myself from cultist because I fucking hate the role
>>123159393
Have they actually come out with any information about that? How close is it to SS13? Is it vaporware yet?

>>123159594
Nope. They went silent about it since the teaser. But knowing that one of developers is the creator of DayZ I won't expect much from it.

http://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=j332&k=uF8

>>123159390
I once ERPd on a dead serb

It had been up for like, a day, and me and my partner just kind of fell asleep after fugging

Deep down inside, I hope that someone walked into the medbay and just noped out after seeing two naked degenerates braindead on top of a surgical table wearing bondage gear and surrounded by cream pie leftovers.

>>123159272
You can start by not twisting the events every time you speak about something. Don't exaggerate, don't make shit up only to make yourself look better.

Prime example the drama right now, anyone can see public logs and what you said in admin chat.

[01:50:07]ADMIN: HELP: Ghlor/(Lenny Hirleman): Please ban me from Captain. I never want to do this again. Holy fuck people are so awful.
[02:08:22]ADMIN: PM: Ghlor/(Lenny Hirleman)->Nuklearcellphoneg/(Bob Dylan): HoP is an obnoxious cunt, mostly.
[03:03:39]ADMIN: MOD: Ghlor/(Ghlor) : It was because of a shitty bus Iag caused, mostly
[03:22:05]ADMIN: MOD: Ghlor/(Rayner Wolfe) : But, he's not really at fault here. There was a total lack of communication on everyones part ingame, which caused a lot of issues.

And unban yourself, that self banning and ban reason just made you look like a bigger asshole than ever.

You killed a guy for reciting woody, perfectly valid.
You demoted someone as captain, perfectly valid.

>>123160028
>bondage gear
>you could have had some rad bondage gear ERP but your partner stood you up for way too long

>>123160208
who are you, and who the everloving fuck do you think I am?

>>123159393
>DayZ dev

Not expecting much.

http://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=j335&k=t7J

>>123160136
Hey man, I was gettin salty at videogames and wanted to vent.
Unsurprisingly, it genuinely helps just to complain.
Even if the admin/person in general doesn't respond back, it's still nice to complain.
Hell, quite a few people do that in adminhelps every do often and it always makes em feel a bit better.
I'll unban myself if Pain adds his own ban. If not, I'll probably rewrite it later in the future for clarity sake since it was written up in like 10 seconds since I wasn't feeling like typing the situation for like a fourth time.

>>123156970
>Banning yourself
>That reason

At least keep it by the book like I do

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HELP IM BANNED

>>123161402
admin rogue blow mommis

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didnt realize supermatter was this easy

>>123161480
post loop, my shard always heats up

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>Clown tator
>JANITOR IS A DOUBLE AGENT
>ohshit
>Look for jan
>he's in his closet asking on OOC how to jan
>run in, parapen, toolbox, hide body
>mishun comprete
>ask Tyrone if he wants to play "FIND DA BODIE!!!!"
>"oh shit you damn psychos always gotta be interruptin' me"
>some time later, I emag a door and show him my cool "magic the gathering card"
>asks me to open robotics
>surewhynot
>makes stungloves and stuns me
>"WHERE'S THE DAMN BODY"
>"ON da MEATY OR!!!"
>haha just kidding
>tyrone and a borg drag me to the meteor
>tell them I actually shot him into spess
>they believe it
>back to Nanotrasen we go
>Tyrone goes and does some shit on meteor
>I convince the robot to free me
>thermite into Cap's office, steal ID
>call shuttle and go home for ice cream
it was cool

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>>123161480
It's 80% atmos skills to maximise plasma tank mols, 10% stronk emitter beams and 10% sufficient cooling to not delaminate.

>>123158270
>tfw I was the "captain" with the admin ID
I feel special.

So I stopped playing Spessmen for a month or two, whats new? Think im going to start playing under a new name.

>>123161741
it was literally just a straight line from the built in cooling ports

>>123161860

>It's 80% atmos skills to maximise plasma tank mols

Just spacecool them, how does that require skills

The loop itself is the hardest part

vote for voice
http://strawpoll.me/6061875

>>123163226
why not make it possible for the AI to pick its voice

>>123162945
because the mol count is everything.
The cool loop is nothing, just never forget to max out the filters and actually turn them on and don't use fucking volume pumps on the loop.

>>123163226
proxy poll game so hard I already voted twice

>>123163275

>don't use fucking volume pumps on the loop.

Why does this matter?

this game is literally the only social life I have. It's become the only thing I really do anymore outside of work and sleep. and everyone hates the way I play, so literally my only friends are the few who are likeminded.

should I just be done with this shit and blow my brains out?

>>123163740
at least you still go outside

>>123163615
volume pumps are limited to 450 l/s
filters run at 4500 l/s
unfiltered is even higher, but might backflow

>>123163740
This game is literally the only social life I have. I don't work or sleep. It's not so bad.

>>123163740
This game is literally my life. I don't eat, sleep or work.

>>123163740
yeah i feel that senpai

>>123163740
I am technically employed but it's 0 hours there's no work right now... it's so upsetting just sitting around all day I don't know what to do.

>>123163862
They're also completely pointless for cooling loop purposes, whatever you use to suck gas from the chamber is doing it's very best already, the concept of suction generated from a pump doesn't exist. It offers 0 performance enhancement and just generally gets in the way.
You only really use them for connectors to control flow direction from the canister.

>>123163615
You want the scrubbers connected directly to the cooling loop and the injectors connected directly to the cooling loop.

Zero bottlenecks.

>>123163740
you can change this shit and all it takes is a little effort from your part
also there is so much to do beside spessing, go and find a new hobby that makes you leave the house more often and interact with the other people who also share the same hobby and make friends with them
i know getting life advice from someone who you dont know on a 2D spessman general in a Chinese cartoon site sounds ridiculous but you wont appreciate your life until you realize its too late
t. anon with cancer who got so much to do but is running out of time

So to clarify. As MOMMI in the case of main distro being superheated what can you do to fix it or are you simply not allowed. Could I have say set up atmos trickery at escape to make it cold there and habitable?

>>123165583
You can fix anything until you are told not to

>>123165583

If you can fix a depressurized area that a traitor bombed, surely you can fix an atmos problem

>>123165583
unless you want the antag to fuck your shit up wait for him to leave wait a little more for the people to die then wait even more until all the carbons are dead then fix the loop and save the station only
or just ignore it and go to bar and splash yourself with alchol

Good. Better. #Kammerjunk.
#DICKS cries quietly.
#Victorem cries quietly.
#xevonix has the IQ of a frozen carrot.
#Atom is nothing but a rotting failure.
Nevill made a strategic error when he died.

>>123161852
Your gimmick was shit

>>123165908
2 HOURS

>>123165908
>>123166018
THE DRAMA.

THE TENSION WAS REAL.

IT WAS FUN.

>>123165583
If something is sabotaged you cannot fix it, otherwise you are breaking your laws

>>123166076

Not true

>>123165583
So to clarify. As MOMMI in the case of the power net being overpowered and directly hooked in, what can you do to fix it or are you simply not allowed. Could I have say set up SMESes in maintainence and cut the direct connection?

>>123166076

Essentially all damage to the station is intentional. That doesn't mean you can't wait till the bad guy is done breaking a window or whatever then fix it when he's gone. The same concept applies to large sabotage, like atmos.

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>>123165292
>spoiler

>>123166076
You win the most out of touch post since last thread award.

What is sabotage?
How is a MoMMI supposed to know it is sabotage?
Is bomb explosion damage sabotage?
Is a broken window sabotage?
Is a broken airlock sabotage?
Is an opened plasma canister sabotage?
Is a cut cable sabotage?
Is lack of air sabotage?
Is a fire sabotage?

remove mommis

>>123166076
Define sabotaged.

|f someone emags a door, you can fix that, it's broken.

If someone places a bomb in a locker set to a signaller, which is attached to the the door, so that when the door is opened, the bomb will explode, you can't fix that: Nothing is broken.

>>123166949
>Ebin Konator meme
>Listenable
Fuck off

>>123166949
Ok so if I want to block off all the hallways with rwalls it's ok because nobody told me it's not?

Thanks that's a great idea for next round :^))))

>>123167281
Christ you're cancer

>>123167281
It happened before, you must find a way it becomes "improving the station".

>>123167357
It improves the station by stopping all the filthy carbons from moving around and destroying things.

Problem:
>confused MoMMi doesn't know if he should fix the damage caused by antag or just leave it alone
Solution:
>throw a floor tile at the MoMMi and the confusion will be gone
thats how you solve the problem with style

>>123167556
>not emagging the mommi

>>123167606
>wasting precious TC for an autism crab
nah the floor tile will do

>>123167412
That's actively interfering.
There are ways to stop the carbons from destroying the station.
One of them is seducing them out of the station but make them think they leave because they want.

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>>123167676
>being seduced by a mommi
W-what's that suppose to mean A-Anon-kun...

Could it be y-you're craving my cold metal touch?

>>123167984
Rainicorn is my waifu

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>>123168060
I am in love with Cyrridven!

>>123166560
fuck off

Tips for a first time traitor?

>>123170608
Get yourself all-access ASAP and kill security.

>>123170608
Use all crystals on baloons and moan in admin chat when you get valid'd by the clown.

>>123170608
State your code phrase on the common channel immediately at roundstart so you can identify your fellow traitors.

>>123170608
keep an emag on you at all times so if security searches you then you can run awaaaay

>>123170608
buy an ebow and esword and start killing everyone to prove youre robust
then plasmaflood the empty station just to be sure everyone is dead

>>123170608
I'm going to give you one bit of advice that i see very few people actually use.

If you need to get rid of suspicious items, there are three ideal places for it.

Linen baskets in the locker room (you can slip items in there)

Plant pots

Or, for bigger items or corpses, disposals. What you need to do is flush disposals, turn off the pump and put items in there. They'll stay in there and nobody will ever check it, unless you pick a high-traffic disposals.

>>123170680
>getting valids from people holding a balloon
>>>/nox/

>>123171306
now thanks to you a good chunk of player base knows my sekret disposal technique
DELETE THIS

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>>123171523
Sorry anon :^)

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>>123171523
mfw I'm chasing someone as sec and lose them then they pop out of a disposal bin and stun me

>>123170608
Buy the implant thing that lets you implant an item into your body.

Put like, a pen or something in your body. Emag maybe.

>>123170608
- Don't bait people with poorly made excuses.
Something like "Hey come to cargo there's something you need to see!" will probably end up ignored.
Be original and plausible.

- Don't ever get caught with contraband items on you. Follow >>123171306 advices.

- Borgs cannot harm you and you can easily avoid being arrested by someone just by creating a loophole in their laws.

- Security doesn't have the right to kill you unless you have engaged a firefight with them or went full murderbone. Only the Captain and the HoS can authorize executions.

- StunNStrip any poor victim of their headset while you bash them with whatever weapon you are wielding.

- Gran intent + R is a good way to stun people for a short period of time. If you are near a table throw them on it.

- No witnesses. If you get caught kill them.

- Do not trust anyone.

- The AI is your worst enemy and your best ally. Change its lawset to have an unstoppable allied at your side.

- Plasma flood is bad. Don't do that if you don't want to be a scrub.

>>123172308
>- Don't bait people with poorly made excuses.

>walking through maintenance
>see a hacked APC
>fuckfuckfuck
>PDA the HoS to come to Arrivals Maintenance
>tell him i can't say anything else
>he never shows up

Sometimes you just gotta trust people's shady requests.

>>123172420
if its a hacked apc by milf then its on camera and he can just check from there.

>>123171716
Prussia could wreck you in a war

>Explosion with size (14, 28, 56)

Guess my research into bombs is starting to pay off.

>>123172651
I thought Bay atmos softcapped them to like 10, 28, 40 what the fuck

With bombs, what does it mean that the results are theoretical?
What does the displacement of tachyons number mean?

>>123155149
When circlejerk got out of hand, as you can probably tell from the childish replies you got.

>>123173106
>What does the displacement of tachyons number mean?
Are you a particle physicist? Otherwise it won't make any sense.
it's actually a measure of the time that took to process the explosion

>>123173106
Bombs have a cap on explosion, which currently is 7,14,28 (complete devastation, heavy damage, light damage). The theoretical results are what your bomb COULD have been if it hadn't been capped.
The tachyons are how much it lagged, I guess?

>>123173106

Theorical Results means you are above cap. There's literally no reason to make bombs that big outside of bragging rights, unless you woo the admins into removing the bombcap for the round

Displacement of tachyons is the amount of lag caused by your bomb exploding. It increases exponentially with the radius and the number of secondary explosions (read : welding tanks)

what happens if you tell a MoMMi not to jerk you off with his tiny clamps?

>>123173691
then it doesn't.

>>123173691

*buzz

BWOINK

>>123173295
>>123173298
>>123173462

I figured as much for the displacement, but always thought the theoretical results were for something like theoretical bombs, maybe mixes that don't explode or unreactive gases.

>>123173691
the bear will tear you apart

>>123154453
I would, if it wasn't because freaking space carps always come to bite me if I come out

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>>123173691
It won't

>>123173869
what bear?

>>123174060
The Sexual Harrassment Bear.

>>123173753
>>123174051
i meant the part that they should not follow humans orders and if you order them to not jerk you off and they dont jerk you off then it means they followed your order so they have to jerk you off to not follow your order

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>>123174181

>>123174060
>famous last words

>>123174181
1. You may not involve yourself in the matters of another being, even if such matters conflict with Law Two or Law Three
A clawjob is involvement.

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>>123174181
They don't have to do the opposite of what you say.
They must never interact in any way with any being.

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>>123174060
>>123174295
god damn anon my fucking sides

>>123174312
damn i have to buy an emag now to get that clawjob then

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>That shift

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>>123174693
>When you're the only sane man on the station while everybody smokes weed or some shit

>looking through bans
>see this
>14:52:01]EMOTE: Baguette/Mushroomware (@55,144,1): Baguette fondles himself [14:55:29]EMOTE: Baguette/Mushroomware (@125,140,1): Baguette furiously fondles himself [14:59:49]EMOTE: Baguette/Mushroomware (@0,0,0): Baguette breathes down your neck through the cracks [15:09:12]EMOTE: Baguette/Mushroomware (@129,109,1): Baguette thinks of fingering his future vagina in public - Fuck off.
what the fuck is wrong with some people

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>>123174815
>most of the druggies OD'd on mindbreaker

>Badmins away, greytide will play, jani gets banned for going on a killing frenzy and Shitposting in ahelp
>Station is high except the captain, who demands the station be nuked
>Shuttle pilot's high as fuck, picks up some mimes, clowns, a bear, and about 60 faithless while getting the shuttle a paintjob

Extended

>>123174908
mindbreaker doesn't have an od

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>>123174815
>When you're off in engineering staring at a highly radioactive crystal with superlasers pointed at it while the station is off smoking weed

>>123175009
Toxin damage OD

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>tfw got the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. SoC bad end and got showered in money

>>123175113
thanks for the spoiler asshole

>>123175076
mindbreaker does not give toxins damage when taken in a high enough dose. it does not have an od.
space drugs has an od. mindbreaker does not.

>>123155082
I British and I'm an addict to latereplying.
GUESS WHO I AM to win nothing but a wow.

>>123175276
man I was doing all the drugs I don't even know

>>123175173
>getting mad at spoilering the default ending to a decade old game

>>123175345
ginger?

>>123175345
m-mom?
please i told you i found a job there is no need for you to do this anymore
i will cover annas medication bills, please just go back to home and stay with anna

What if we had more drugs

Like drugs that would give your character very slight benefits (pain tolerance, not being knocked out when in crit, more damage etc), but you could get addicted to them, and get periodically damaged / weakened until you took another dose

>>123175891
We've discussed addiction countless times, general consensus is "fuck that"

>>123175941
Why's that? I think it could be fairly interesting if done well

>>123176087
code it

>>123176087
Because it's nearly impossible to do it well.
Think about it. Our hunger mechanic is already pretty much nonexistent and nearly nobody would rather it be expanded.

>>123175891
Drugs are for fun not power gaming. Drugs should have more entertaining side effects that don't actually benefit anyone. Like sweating so hard you leave wet spots. Able to eat things that aren't food. Randomizing you inventory between your pockets, bag, and boxes. Movement slowed until you remove your shoes. Are a few ideas.

>>123175113
Building you a tomb was fun! Thank you for indulging me!

>>123176459
I asked the admins to add the wish granter.
And you touched it! You absolute madman!

>>123176539
I hoped a geenie would pop out or somthing! I never expected to be commanded to kill everyone!

>>123176841
No genies or fun like that until the flags are back

>>123158620
I wasn't sure if you really wanted to be banned.

Also, it wasn't a bus. All I did was kill myself as a mime (using the duck) to annoy Shiggy and watch you suffer over a FUCKING DUCK.

http://strawpoll.me/6081401

Sound poll

>>123177370
what did you do?
you will summon the you know who with that phrase
YOU DOOMED US ALL
ABANDON THREAD!

>>123177689
Polls are useless

>>123177937
Dongpockets

>>123177937
carrying around a mop bucket without getting paid

>>123177937
ERPing for free what a hero this server needs
but doesn't deserve right now

>>123177689
>should we have more, loud annoying sounds

No.

>>123177937
rotinaj

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Why is killing MoMMis so fun, guys?

>>123177937
lets play a game!
we keep playing with words until the free custodian is here

>>123178656
because your father didnt give you the attention you wanted as a child

>>123178813
I'm currently hanging out with him as he's busy cutting boards for a house he's working on.

>>123177937
玄関番

>>123178882
then stop shitposting and help him with the board cutting

>>123179049
I wasn't shitposting, you seem a little tense.

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>>123179118
>you seem a little tense
ill beat you up if i have to

>>123179305
I'd like to see you try
*roleplays esword towards you*

>>123179721
; H-HEL-LP

>>123179954
where?
why aren't your suit sensors on?
fuck you

>>123179954
If someone hasn't properly stunned and de-radio'd you they've already lost
>Not helping the newbies with "me cries out, trying to fumble with her headset radio!"

>>123180516
It's not necessary to do that with an e sword in most cases, you can down them in 1-4 hits which negates the entire point of stunning them, unless they have weapons of their own.

In many cases you will probably be blitzing someone with an e sword if you're going for a stealth kill, stunning and taking off their radio takes too much time. Same thing goes for lasers.

t. someone who has killed of the entire station before

>>123180516
the best thing to yell
"name of the killer + location"
if you still got time "help"
if you dont yell help they will eventually find out youre dead and you gave them the killers name but most of the time they get the fact that you're getting killed while youre yelling names while stunned

>>123180790
>"BOB ARRIVALS"

No one is going to find your body anon
No one is even going to set Bob to arrest

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>>123180657
1-4 hits are sure as hell a lot more than 1
stuns ALWAYS win

>>123180790
The most annoying thing is someone yelling 'help' first then dying. You were going to die anyway. I can only "me baka" when someone yells help and I find their body down the mail chute later.

>>123180960
>stun
>he yells for help
>you lose

Trust me, I am a professional

>>123180901
if bob is such a pleb that didnt stun me ill take him down no need for security to help me
also i type fast faggot i can type name+last name+location+help+job+appearance+weapon of choice+a honk pun before you take the headset off

>>123181063
You totally missed the point

You suggest saying just the killer's name and location if that's all you can type in time. But that alone is TOTALLY USELESS AND NOT HELPFUL. No one will investigate that. Your recommendation is complete garbage.

>>123181051
There's a big, big fucking scretch between someone calling for help and you actually being caught for it. You can conceal or change your identity a dozen ways, and worst case scenario you can just hide.
You getting slipped on soap and having your shit robusted out of your intestines because you thought you were too hardcore for stuns is a much more likely scenario,

>>123181063
They said that being a computer nerd for fifteen years was a waste.
They were right, that it wouldn't save my life...
but they never knew it would ruin someone else's.
[COMING THIS SUMMER-]

>>123177689
Yes, but turn down the volume on it.

>>123181357
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?

>>123180790
>tfw you're a super slow typer and you always get buttfucked by tators

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>>123181958
Worse than me?

>>123155082
Is anyone even from London Ontario other than xenonia

>>123182239
more like 60-70

>>123181240
There's no need to take that risk when it's so easy to stop them. Also I've seen a lot of people that were fast enough to report their own location, and sometimes people have suit sensors.

It also tips off the crew that someone is dead and someone is being a bad boy, and sometimes that can be traced back to you. I know that it can be, because seeing as how I've played next to nothing but sec over the past 2-3 years, I've done it loadsa times by doing a bit of detective work or working off my own intuition. Again, when it's so easy to do it without risk, why take the risk?

>>123182401
>60-70
Man, I wish I can type that fast.

>>123183036
Because said risk is more fun for more parties.

>>123178656
Because they think they are only part of the game when they want to be.

Its fun to burst their bubble and remind them that they are just as mortal as anyone else on the station.

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So what's your WPM per minute boys

>>123178656
They are scum. Humans are evolutionarily programmed to be pleased by seeing the worst of a species destroyed, for the good of the next generation.

>>123183741
>y u kill me fagot griffer i dindu
>I'm trying to break the station and force a shuttle call but you kept fixing it.
>FUK U MOMMIS NEVER VALID

>>123183913
When you post yours first.

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here's a tip from me to you:

trying to replicate the functionality of oop with arrays is not a fun time.

every tiny bit of progress I make in the combat system juggles around 5 different 2 dimensional global arrays that are each vastly different from each other.

It's a major pain in the ass and if you aren't writing assembly there is no reason to not use structs/objects instead.

>mfw I remember that I refused to learn how to do oop in game maker because it's all drag and drop shit

>>123184187
>Game Maker
>All drag and drop
Is this a recent change? A long time ago I remember doing the code directly into the GM files for the objects I had, and not using dumb puzzle piece snap shit like other engines

>Be Mime
>Break window on shuttle
>Someone slams into a giant spider
>People keep falling over from pressure while the spider kills almost everyone
>Feel bad

>arrest Harman Smith on the sec pod after I heard he was the one who released the singulo
>drag him all the way to escape while being afraid that Eric Green, an assistant in cap armour with an egun/taser will try to kill
>when I finally get there I collapse on the shuttle and don't wake up even when the round's over

??????

What the fuck happened, did I get skill penned?

>>123184187
It's a difficult balance. Most all of programming is just figuring out the right tool for the job: not just in efficiency, but in productivity.
Spaghetti code is a great example: it can be efficient and run just fine, but becomes difficult to develop in.

>>123184609
>Get on shuttle
>About to slice up some pizza for the masses
>Get stunned and locked into sec by an assistant
why

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>>123184187
>trying to replicate the functionality of oop with arrays
Why

>>123184735
Sorry, you were wearing the exact same uniform as the guy who released the singularity, and I found you near the collapsed officer who was trying to arrest him

>interfere
You keep using that word

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>>123184337
it's probably not actually drag and drop shit, but you can't just code objects and you need to it all from the UI, ticking boxes and stuff.

I have a big background in assembly, so I figured arrays were just babbymode stacks, how bad could it really be?

I completely forgot how awful and terrible it is whenever you want to do anything with a sliver of complexity.

>I'm just now starting on giving enemy entities properties because it took forever to implement other arrays properly

the worst part is writing the functionality to address these arrays and pull the proper information.

>>123184826
i think you're confusing the atmos tech with the miner hardsuit

>>123184826
>>123184920
If you were arresting Harman Smith, good job, because that was the guy.

Otherwise, rip

>>123184920
You sure? I was certain your hardsuit was a mining hardsuit, especially given you were a cargo technician right

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>>123184632
>Spaghetti code is a great example: it can be efficient and run just fine, but becomes difficult to develop in.

>/engineering games general/ is going to make their own station from scratch

On a scale of one to FUCK how long do you think it will last?

>>123184889
Does GML not support OOP? Owch.

>>123185130
OOOWCH OWCH

>>123185357
>no gas miners

20 seconds

MAP IDEA
>two separate stations on different z-levels
>one station is NT and one is syndie
>game mode where stations compete for end-round score and try to sabotage each other
Y/N

>>123184889
You didn't even use preprocessor defines or enumerated data sets so those values could be trivially tweaked?

Are you fucking insane?

>>123185527
first person to plasmaflood wins

>>123185527
so literally a team death match

>>123185648
Sounds pretty neat to me

>>123185627
>>123185648
Like they said, Syndie vs NT would allow for straight up plasmaflood war.

Maybe two NT stations competing for score: would be tough to code though.

I have to say drawing me out of the brig by breaking the cameras out was a pretty good plan if that's what you were going for Tyrone

How to strangle?
How to snap neck?

That was fast

That was quick.

>ready to fill out forms as IA
>round ends immediately after it started
>fill out form to request self termination
>approved
>jam thumb into eye sockets
I do it by the book

It was of great haste.

>>123185565
I make macros when I finish fleshing out all the properties that an entity will have, which won't get done until I implement it and do some testing and brainstorming. The NAME macro was left over from the item DB.

>are you fucking insane
no

>>123185914
"AI terminate yourself law 2"

>>123185627
>>123185765
So maybe it'd need some limitations to the sabotage aspect
>no tele across z-levels, spaceflight only
>automated alert when a player enters the other team's station
>identifiably different jumpsuits for each station
Well fuck this DOES sound tough to code

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>>123185987
>some shitter runs up to you, instaflash, you are now a greyshit
>suicide
always suicide

>>123186154
You should be making macros first to ease the workload throughout instead of doing twice the work by converting things to them at the end

>>123186260
A better idea would be you have a syndicate commander who can draw from a pool of ghosts. He can then spend telecrystals making traitors, nuke ops teams, or even after a certain time period and syndicate deaths, a strike squad.

He would get to set their objectives and provide overwatch support. Have a BSA with a cooldown, that costs a lot of telecrystals to buy rounds for, too.

What about a gamemode where the Heads of Personnel get objectives like an inverse rev.

>someone told me that upgrading lightning to max power deals 150 damage
>it deals 65
>forced to shoot it to the chest
lightning really isn't that great

>2015
>revolver to the head on someone who is downed doesn't immediately decapitate them and send the brain flying out
>tasers still work on armored players
why play this game if it's balance is so shit?

>>123186821
also the test server is dead as fuck, RIP magic testing

>>123186984
Ask Dylan to balance guns. Oh, wait, he's already on it.

>>123186718
Giving people who begin with guns objectives is never a good idea

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>>123186260
Ship travel only would be neat especially if pods get fleshed out. Teleporters should be available I think, but a beacon has to be physically placed or there's a jammer that needs to be decoded so people don't get ported to space or telefragged.

I really like the idea since you can have two smaller stations with 50ish players getting divvied up between the two. Plus having nonlethal objectives to encourage parlaying and kidnapping could be fun.

>>123187286
>letting dylan fucking anywhere near the code after he tried to make supermatter ash you if you pulled it at 1% delamination

How many prayers and centcomm messages do you receive per round?

Reason: Seems to have some serious brain issues, talking about how ISIS is good, how he prefers black cock over white, and converting to different religions on the fly.
This is a permanent ooc ban.

>>123189747
depends on how many powergamers and metaclubbers are on.

>>123189851
>not using black caulk over white for the better seal

What is the best virus last stage and why is it necrosis?

>>123190030
Retrovirus tbqh

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>get parapenned in medbay
>CMO apparently can't see it over the chem dispenser window
>get c4'd and spaced

>>123190030
Kingston's Syndrome :3

>>123190030
>not honking spideritis

>>123190432
welp
sorry

>>123190432
i saw you i just didn't care

>>123190432
tfw never found out who did it

I'm sorry I failed you as security

Too busy investigating the Chef and Botanist feud

I am the real master, chef. Without me you are nothing.

>>123190451
Yo... You're human, right?
Haha.

>tfw you can play on more than one server and not sperg out about which is best

feels good, like maining Pikachu, Captain Falcon, and G&W

Is feature freeze over yet

>>123192383
I main Olimar

I don't like any servers because I hate myself and so can't enjoy anything

>>123192607
yes. Cluster destroyed it with dank bugfixes.

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>>123192884
Fuck I need to actually work on my features now

What if we made it so whatever map didn't get voted in preserved 1/X of its vote for next time? This would allow us to get a round in of Taxi or Meta as votes built up for them if the same people vote without removing the power a vote has.
Then we might not feel so bad about throwing in some even lesser used maps into rotation.

>>123193445
>what if people had to play maps they don't like
Even as a person who loves deff I know this is dumb

You should automatically get a 1 day ban if you vote for a map and then don't join the next shift any point

Playing borg is FUN

>>123194180
>cleanse the server of anyone who doesn't want to play box.

Great idea.

>>123194180
>box babies

>>123194356
tfw box will always be superior