/dbg/ - Dirty Bomb General

first for genocide of the super talented artists

>>122778626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LJUmnLDpDw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lGdwdnyWB0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CsMPX6800Y
Fixed links for anybody who actually is new

Hello everyone, I am here.

Who will be the next merc?

>>122779224
90% change for tunder and 10% chance for turtle.

>>122779218
>>122779218
>>122779218
new thread

Any guide on how to win with 4 vassili's on your team?

>>122779653
>pick a merc with the M4
>hold W + M1

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>>122779653
Pick Redeye and use your smoke to block their vision. You will not win, but they will not have fun.

Credits to diabolic pepe anon.

I just noticed that they don't show deaths anymore but instead kills per minute in profile

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I miss you, Ms. Baguette.

>>122780019
Hover over the merc portrait.

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>doing max damage is the wrong way to use the gun t. your friendly neighbourhood keyboard warrior

>>122781312
I tried to argue with those forum people a few times but I just gave up. Dreiss Arties and Kiras at high level are as rare as BR-16 Fraggers since the nerf, but these cunts just turn deaf ears to anything you say.

>>122779317
Will be he released in december?

>>122782353
the update was in polish and bug fixing mode during the monday dev stream so it should be here pretty soon, maybe next week even

>>122782042
They will keep spouting "i-it's totally fine in pubs so therefore it's in a good place"

>>122782517
oh fuck!
That would be nice!

I thought they had nothing to show.
So the devs talked about mercs and updates then?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRQohPQqU9U

>>122783236
no, someone just asked how soon the next update is

>>122783414
oh, ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOz24Pp-vaI

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Today I decided to support this game which I wasted so many hours in and bought one of the CW case bundles. I now have my favorite Bushwacker & Sawbonez Loadouts in Swiss Red with another Swiss Red Stoker that isn't quite up to scratch but still alright. Just needed to vent.

>>122785559
fuck wrong pic

Shoe said on stream he's recorded the role call for the next merc, so whoever it is, they're coming soon I imagine.

>>122785720
He also said he did it early because he is going on a vacation.

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>>122785682
FUCKING HELL POST MY PIC YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT
Obsidian Phoenix can now suck the big one.

>>122785682
kek satan

>>122785720
Did he mention when they were gonna fix the game? And give us back the old graphics?

>>122785832

ah fuck you're right I forgot

>>122786061

Soon and Soon :^)

>>122786061
the old graphics do not affect the performance on modern computers so no they're never coming back

>>122785876
If there's ever trading I'll take that CW Red Eye off your hands

>>122786203
What?
Would the graphics need to have a negative impact on the game performance for them to consider putting them back in?

>>122786828
according to the devs yes they would

>>122786782
I don't own Redeye, is the loadout actually okay or just because it's CW?

>>122787990
Well it's the best Dreiss card just because it has the M9. But it's still a Dreiss card so it's shit so I don't know why he would want it.

>>122788645
Because I unironically main Red Eye with the Dreiss in pubs so that the game has a bit of a challenge. Unless I need game mode for a mission or support then it's Fletcher or (Insert medic)

why are all the free rotation such bullshit nowadays

>3+ red eyes on team
>enjoy not seeing anything ever

>3+ stokers on the enemy team
>enjoy getting outplayed by panic molotovs to the face

sawbonez arty fragger rotation when?

>>122791221
>nowadays
The game has always been borderline unplayable.

>>122791221
they know their game is barebones so they have to supplement it with garbage gimmick mercs to make casuals feel useful

Double credit weekend on 27th - 30th. Then they're also giving expert cases.

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Are you ready for next friday?

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>>122791745
What's next friday?

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>>122791849
I am so ready.

>not 1 cw loadout this month

bout to blow 40k just to get 1

>>122792128
>phoenix aces after a self revive.gif

>>122792285
tfw
they have the same color scheme as those half life 2 aliens but i want one dammit

>>122792285
Do it and post results.

threadly reminder to enable text to speech so you can hear my ebin evangelion spam

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LOL

>>122795694
cute

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Would you let Sparks prod you?

>>122795904
Of course I'd let the best dickgirl prod me.

Jesus christ, I'm out of it. Almost traded in some cobalts under the impression that I could save state back if I didn't like it.

>>122796539
That's the dumbest thing I've heard all day.

>>122796539
Yes, leave, go away. Go play Paladins.

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>>122780859
I hope she will cosplay more. Seems like a lovely girl.

>>122796269
Arty?

>>122785876
>gold drilled timik stoker

literally fuck you my man

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>you will never have a nerf gun irl to make jokes with SD

>>122799065
Its not swiss or fragment so its automatically less than dirt shit tier
Fragment>Swiss>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>everything else

>>122798518
I'm 100% sure there's a cutie under that mask

>>122799789
isn't there a hardwood one or whatever?

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>>122799818
There is a cutie right here.

>>122799989
>bamboo
shittyer than everthing else

>tfw want golden+ rhino, felcher, stoker
>thinking about buying cases

JUST

>>122791849
>Containment War event almost over
>still haven't gotten a CW card

Welp.

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I personally can't wait for the return of Tiger Stripe skins.

>>122800502
>primary and secondary weapon

Minigun skin when?

>>122800458
i got mine in a 1000cr boost, so it´s statistically imposible to get another and i don´t going to buy more.

Now i´m saving for nex merc.
Luck anon.

>>122800694
Nader´s launcher skin when?

>>122800502
New skins?
When did they announce them?

>>122801246
That's not how statistics work you fucking mongoloid.

>>122801441
They didn't.
They were in closed beta.

Hi Dawnrazor.
How are you doing today?

>>122800502
FIVE DOLLAR WEAPON SKINS WHEN

WHY DOESNT THIS SHITTY COMPANY WANT MY FUCKING MONEY

>>122800694
>>122801385
Phantom's katana skin when?

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DED
E
D

>>122803351
How the hell does Skyrim still have 26k players? The game is utter shit.

>>122803351
>Less than Neverwinter
Shit, how are they even able to afford to work on this game?

>>122803351
Relax, it's open beta. :^)
;-;

>>122803552

it's popular, it's been on sale a billion times, it's betheseda, it's an 'AAA' title. Don't ask questions you know the answer to.

>>122803351
JUST
U
S
T

>>122803351
Still better than Overwatch's Twicth viewer count

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>>122805384
>man look at the shit overwatch stream viewer count when the servers are down
you're a special kind of stupid aren't you anon

>>122803552
it's a sandbox with community made anime mods

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>get cobalt
>know if I rank up anymore Ill just make the queue times worse than they already are and be a huge burden to any parties

this is so fucking dumb

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would it be asking for too much if kira's laser to arm anywhere? and I don't mind that the laser would come down when there is no LOS to the weapon but it will still go off but allow you to drag it any where.

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>>122807423
Because there is a few points in maps where there is really small stuff that can stop it from arming like power wires trying to move and on the railroad tracks can be a pain because of this too but if you aim at the thing blocking you can arm even if you look under it (underground first part comes to mind)

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Party starts here.

>>122808390
oooo yea

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>>122794443
>>122794980
there has to be a cw in one of these right?

>>122811621

vid with facecam plz

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>>122811621
Nope Subz. Peek opened 100 and got none. Check mine out though :^).

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>Plan on buying Fletcher for my first merc
>New rotation includes Fletcher
>play him but end up not feeling it
>Still have 50k so end up buying Phoenix cause why not

Shieeet I'm having fun. Any tips on playing him? Recommended weapons?

>>122811869

get hotchfir, click heads

occasionally revive

heal people if they stand next to you

>>122811869
C83 C41 CR43 KE73 KE81 are all good cards, it's a matter of personal preference.

>>122811869
>Buy Phoenix
Didn't everybody get him free?

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>>122811694
>>122811792
kill me

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>>122812264

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>>122811621
I dunno never opened yet think I hold on too them and see if trading is a thing

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>the low level shitter who makes it their duty to grab the objective and divebomb for the delivery while completely disregarding the full force of the enemy presence waiting for them
>objective gets returned
>shitter spawns and grabs it again ad infinitum

>>122812769
At least he's trying.

>>122812769
At least he isn't playing Call of Duty

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>Someone is down
>Charge my defibs while jogging over to them
>Aura dashes past me as I'm 2 meters away from the downed guy
>She tap revives them

>>122813909
Suck it, nerd.

>>122812769
At least he plays the objective unlike some of the high rank shitters i meet in min 10 rooms.

Last rotation army of aim punch ruined my acc. This rotation army of monkeys jumping and throwing stickys everywhere.

So if trading does become a thing does anyone have ideas on how I should do the giveaway here? or should I just unpack show what I have and just give it away to anyone who is playing in-game at the time?

>>122815013
git gud

>>122815114
unbox it all and send the cw's and cobalts to subzstance

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>>122815280

>>122815114
unbox it all and send the cw's and cobalts to Faraleth

>>122812264
Cool isnt bad.
2nd best ryno card.

>>122815114
Give every card to stu
All of them

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>>122815280
which BR fragger you want senpai? ill hook u up

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If trading ever DOES happen the following will be available for tradeys:

S81 Kira - Swiss
C41 Bush - Gold
K51 Fragger - Fragment
M62 Fragger - Shard
M62 Fragger - Swiss

>500 hours played
>13 friends

how?

>>122816942
in my case everything is going unless they start to let you get full reskins for mercs as cards or or kinds of loadouts I still don't really understand why thay made this a thing

Make skins separate from perks

Make perks rolled individually for each merc, and make certain perks mutually exclusive with others on some mercs. e.g. Fatshit Fragger shouldn't be allowed to have Explodey + Unshakeabubbles, but fine with Nader. Drilled + Double Time should never be allowed, etc

Weapons on another seperate card

There, I fixed the loadout/card system

>>122817310
some people don't like random friend request.

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>cant get a decent fragger in 10+ tries with 4/9 chance
>get the best skymemer on first try with a 1/9 chance

I dont even understand

>>122818002
Oops, forgot to mention that perks are only dropped one by one individually in a card, and you craft a fully augmented card card by combining 3 perk cards

>>122818210
>Get two M62s from cases
>Have crafted 4 Fletchers and not a single BL32

This system is so terrible it's not even funny.

>>122818210
>tfw got best rhino card last night on second try
>got that card from the ayylmao case

PHEW

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>>122818825
>got that card from the ayylmao case

fuck off tbqh

I really wish there was a training room with moving targets.

>>122816942
I will take all of those for free please :)

>>122821829
Doesn't tutorial have them?

>>122812052
How's the kek-10?

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>traded up to gold 3x
>get all 3 starks
>traded in shitty kira and red eye cobalt
my love hate relationship continues

>>122808795
Phantom working the backdoor, guess he got his shit down.

>>122825864
Stark Stoker is my favorite. Got S95 in carbon silver and I love it. That ads movement speed is really nice and so is drilled to make the Stark reload way less painful.

That loadout is super nice though, grats.

>>122825864
>>122827807
>Not T85
How can your opinions even BE this subjective this is LITERALLY a matter of personal preference

Any tips for phantom? I just bought him and ha e no idea how to be effective

>>122829754
you will never be effective with him

>>122829814

Probably not but I want to have fun and he seems like a good way to do that

>>122829873
You should generally be uncloaking with your SMG, not the katana. This is the #1 thing that shitters get wrong with Phantom. The katana is a gimmick, NOT your main weapon.

>>122829873
Learn to aim.
Literally all phantom can do is shoot at people.

>>122829754
I was going to write a long guide on exactly how to play him even vs high levels but I don't want to hold your hand.

He has a cloak that is less noticeable the slower you move.

Apply yourself.
If you can't figure out what you should do with him then maybe you need a simpler merc to play with. What is the point of taking a merc that requires bit of finesse and then basically wondering why you can't just run straight at people and win.

>>122829754
You don't HAVE to use your katana, remember your laser beam kek-10 can get easy headshot bursts on surprised people.
As an Aura player, Phantoms who uncloak in front of me and race me with their katana in a straight line while I'm back running (so about half of them) are just free kills. Same result with the other fast mercs.
Learn the busy lanes so you can avoid them and get flanks, your shitty cloak isn't going to help you if you run through that chokepoint everyone is staring at intently, it's only so they don't notice you in their peripheral vision / from afar.

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how do you think, will someone trade for this shit?

>>122831148
a BR needs drilled in order to be good

>>122830737
>>122830791
>>122830982
>>122830991

Thanks. And to the one anon, it's not that he's too difficult. I just wanted to know what you guys think are good ways to play him. Wasn't asking for a guide.

>>122831362
well i thought explodydendron is a must have for him

just unboxed this h-how'd I do I absolutely despise the stark and I'm godawful with it

>>122831701
>I just wanted to know what you guys think are good ways to play him.
>Wasn't asking for a guide.

Anon, you think first, how a merc can be played, then buy. Not the other way around.

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>>122831836
Ayy forgot my image. Also this is now one of only two gold cards I own.

>>122832016
Best Stark card and you got good skin.

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>>122832016
Have it and don't like it. It's not automatic so I won't use it, but it's too good to just trade it in.

>>122829253
>T85
what. You mean T65 and i already have it in silver.

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Post first pages

I have terrible cobalt luck

>>122832820
first pages

I have terrible cobalt luck

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>Manage to convince someone finally to try out Dirty Bum
>All he plays is CS and p2w game from over 10 years ago
>Thinks he is hot shit at every multiplayer game
>Goes 20/34 on max level 5 server while constantly whining about how pay to win this is
>I tell him he is just awful
>He gets mad, uninstalls it and leaves chat

All this while he is constantly telling me that CS is pure skill game and my refusal to play that pile of shit is due to lack of skill. Sometimes I wonder why I'm even friends with this guy. Thanks for reading my blog, don't forget to like and subscribe.

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pppppost fanart ;3

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>playing engi trying to repair
>our fraggers sitting back 100 yards behind the EV trying to snipe with the m4
>sparks rambo charging instead of just sitting back and reviving
>enemy arty just sitting back striking over and over everytime you try to repair since no one is pushing him while the enemy nader runs through the street unshot right up to the EV to rush you
>if I manage to dodge all the strikes and martydom I get rewarded with a fragger nade to the face
>never revived once
>"lol why isnt ev repaired"

hello darkness my old friend

>>122832820
What you want for dat CW Kira boi

>>122834348
>Goes 20/34 on max level 5 server while constantly whining about how pay to win this is
How exactly is it pay to win?
At max level 5 servers I would get a better score than him using only knife.
>m-must be m-my pay 2 win kicking in?

>>122834348
I have a good friend who claims to love FPS but will only touch CS or BF. I already know it'd be a disaster trying to get him to play, he'd just bitch about dying to explosives constantly I know it.

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>2015
>there are still people who don't have text-to-speech enabled

[:t 520,250][:t 520,250][:t 460,250][:t 520,500][:t 390,500][:t 390,250][:t 520,250][:t 700,250][:t 660,250][:t 520,500]

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Who is your favorite merc and why?

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>>122837009
What's his name again?

>>122835528
Either two of the best cobalt loadouts for two mercs, or one best CW cards for Bush, Bonez, Nader, Skymemer, Stoker (or maybe even Aura).

>>122837164
Faggotprancealot.

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>>122837009
>>122837164

>>122818002
>>122818242

I'm with you anon. Now, to get SD to take note...

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>>122832016
>hmm I have this really nice card now, it would be a shame to just let it gather dust, maybe I should give the Stark another chance
And then Jesus took the wheel.

>>122838513
>sub level 10 players
>SUB LEVEL 5 PLAYERS
GEEE ANON I WONDER HOW YOU ARE DOING SO WELL

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>>122838513
>8v8 Objective

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>>122838874
>not liking unmanageable chaotic clusterfucks

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>>122836317
>tfw microsoft sam calling me a hacking faggot makes me laugh and aim poorly

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>>122838874
>>122838949
thanks for the anime images

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>>122839086
It-it's not like I posted them for you or anything.
/dbg/ - Anime and Manga

What would each merc's favorite anime be?

>>122837234
Aight I'm offering M62 power rifleman in Shard and K51 Power gunner in Fragment what say you

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Which mercs would shitpost on /dbg/?
>Arty: Kira waifuposting
>Kira: shitty fanart
>Fletcher: telling people they're waifus are shit and have already been blacked
>Sawbonez: complaining about competitive matchmaking
>Nader: scoreboard screenshots
>Phantom: anime

>>122838513
Something about the name 'SleepyDoughBoi' makes me lel

>>122839840
What the fuck, i can actually picture this in my head

>>122839810
I'd probably accept and never use them so I don't look like a tryhard.

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>>122840556
Well keep it in mind. I have both of those in other skins I prefer so they're up for trade of B41 Kira in either CW, Swiss or Fragment if it ever comes around.

>>122840947
I'll remember for whenever trading becomes a thing.

>>122837009
To be fair the sniper dps is misleading since it only takes into account MOA and FE-LIX, which trade dps for alpha
Would have been more realistic to add in PDP-70 numbers.

>Do the objectives 4 minutes faster than the other team in stopwatch.
>Draw

Why can't this shitty company make a simple gamemode?

>>122841515
>130 damage at 1 second with 8 bullets is somehow not worse than the other two options that are slower and need to reload
>b-because everybody is fragger, thunder, rihno am I right?

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>>122839684
>Arty
Fist of The North Star

>Aura
Boondocks

>Bushwhacker
Hates anime and weebs

>Fletcher
Can't afford and is not interested in anime, occasionally looks up interracial Saber hentai

>Kira
Lucky Star

>Fragger
Cowboy Bebop

>Nader
Yuru Yuri

>Phantom
Kill La Kill

>Phoenix
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

>Proxy
Girls und Panzer

>Redeye
Doesn't know what anime is

>Rhino
Welcome to the NHK

>Sawbonez
Hellsing

>Skyhammer
Evangelion

>Sparks
Himouto! Umaru-chan

>Stoker
Akira

>Vassili
Panty & Stocking With Garterbelt

>>122841837
dumb weeb kys

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>>122841857

>>122839840
>Fragger: telling people their gimmick merc/loadout is not viable
>Vassili: FARALETH IS A FAGGOT
>Sparks: trap edits of shitty fanart
>Redeye: /mischief/
>Bushwacker: knows more console commands and jump tricks than the devs, complains everytime they edit a map that SD is dumbing down the game by removing "clever spots"

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>>122841837
>Phoenix: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
I can picture it.

>>122842457
>Stoker: those edits of bamboo-camo'd mercs smoking weed

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;-)

>>122841837
>>Fletcher
>Can't afford
He's rich dumbass he makes guns and owns NVENTER.

He just has no time to waste on weebstuff.

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>TeamFortress is a fossil waiting to be put back in the ground. Just because a game has classes doesn't make it like TeamFortress 2. Dirty Bomb is better than Team Fortress. As you ALWAYS have something to work for, while TF2 you can get the items easily and saving up scrap isn't much when you have to go and buy MVM tickets to get parts for killstreaks, and BUY keys to get stranges, you can get all the mercs in dirty bomb and a full colbat invetory. Dirty Bomb is an adjective-based shooter. It takes more skill than TF2. Also has more mercs, and great mechanics. It gives the characters personalities without putting stereo-types on them. It's also still being built-up more. Making it expand. It is by all means better than TF2. And your friends are moronic fanboys.(No offence) Dirty Bomb has only classes in common with TeamFortress. Which games had classes before TF2. So yeah, tell em' to off.

>>122841837
>kira
>lucky star
wasn't her name+jacket a call back to akira or I'm I going to far?

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>>122844742
I'm fairly sure the jacket has the logo of the development team that designed the laser she stole.

>>122845254
I can't see shit, Why is her jacket so low-res?

>>122845364
Idk man might be my config. Take a look with your settings jacked up.

>>122845780
Not him but I just did, it's low-res like your pic even on high settings. Weird.

>>122845929
I'm guessing they were trying to simulate it being embroidered. One big patch. The faint horizontal lines sort of look threaded like that.

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>>122845254
>>122845364
>>122845780
>>122845929
You guys are idiots.

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>>122846214

No more instagibbing is a good thing. Prove me wrong.

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>>122848363
There is no longer a reliable counter to medic trains.

>>122848363
Wrong.

>>122848363
Agreed

>>122846214
>com divas
wat

>>122848363
Stoker can still instagib.

>>122846214
What is Com Divas?

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i love anime and kira haha

>>122849045
no he can't
the only things that can instagib
>bolt action rifle headshot
>sparks headshot
>shotgun headshot
>proxy mine
>fragger nade
and all of those require the target to be on low health
not counting airstrikes and molotovs because the damage from those consists of multiple hits so they're not "true" instagibs

>>122850704
moa can still gib?

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>be me
>play dirtybutts after update today
>stoker and snakeye in rotation
>4 stoker in enemy team, 3 snakeye in my team
>mfw one side became a sea of fire and the other side is filled with goddamn smoke and mercs going "I cant seee bitch nigger!"

>>122851342
of course

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>>122851342
after you hit your target in the chest first.
When you have to aim for the chest with a sniper in a shooter, something has gone terribly wrong.

>>122851729
Snipers do not deserve to be in every game desu, they only exist to please the CS/COD kiddies senpai

>>122851729
you don't have to aim for the chest, just take the initial headshot and gib the body
vassili is still perfectly usable

>>122841553
Nobody cares about your secondary objective time. You didn't finish the map.

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>run out of spawn
>kill three or four enemies nearly single-handedly
>defuse the c4
>get rushed and die
>repeat for TEN SOLID MINUTES
[SCREAMS INTERNALLY]

>>122852013
ignoring the checkpoint times was a dumb rule change, games resulting in draws is fucking boring and often times the other team doesn't even deserve the draw because they were so much slower with the checkpoints

>>122852176
if you killed 3 or 4 enemies each spawn your k/d wouldn't look like that
filthy liar

>>122852269
>does not complete the map
>thinks he deserves to win

>>122852502
>first attacker completes the second objective of bridge at 14:59
>second half the ev escort is completed at 2:30
>draw

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>>122852605
>First defender defends milk jugs for 15 minutes.
>Second defender defends milk jugs for 15 minutes.
Ofcourse it's a fucking draw. Everybody still has their milk.

>>122852813
well the second team only has to take one jug to win in this scenario which doesn't make sense in this "you have to finish the map" shit
old system was better

>>122852350
I was generalizing, of course I didn't literally personally land the killshot on 3-4 enemies every life plus I was getting buttfucked on the first half of the map

>>122851882
>>122851931
>t. fragger and sparks mains

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Overwatch stress test is starting today, I know some of you are registered for it so be sure to check your emails just in case.

>>122855694
>overwatch
>the game with only 2 good things in it
>tracers ass
>widows ass

>>122855753
I probably wouldn't play this game anymore if it wasn't for how much i enjoy playing proxy and poncho, Although i just wanted to make sure no one is missing out since i almost never check my emails.

>>122855694
I already know I didn't get in. I mean, who limits their open weekends?

>>122836317
>turn on tts
>play execution
>use A-Team theme code in each round
>be the best merc
>"HE IS HAXOR"

ayy lmao

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>>122855694
>getting overwatch beta
nice meme

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>>122832820
>Having cobalts on first page.

>>122856671
you really got keked hard on these containment war cards

>>122856671
You are a danger to yourself, anon.

>>122856671
Yeah, I only ever use 3 cards from my front page, the CR nader, Kek Phoenix and sometimes the Shotty Logitech Aura. Fuck me.

>>122856481
I just got kicked because people thought I was cheating when I was playing the Spiderman theme

>>122856989
Post Spider theme code.

>>122838513
>K/D of 1/25
I would hate to be that guy.

>>122832016
>>122832306
Omg, my fave loadout and fave skins for my second fave merc. So jelly.

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>>122857306
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=482628855

[spay<200,13>drr<100,16>mae<300,20>n_<200>spay<200,19>drr<100,16>mae<300,13>n]

[dah<200,13>zwah<100,16>teh<300,20>vrr<100,21>ah<200,20>spay<200,19>drr<100,16>kae<300,13>n]

[spih<200,18>nzah<100,21>weh<300,25>b_<200>eh<200,23>niy<100,21>say<300,18>z]

[kae<200,13>chih<100,16>zthiy<300,20>vz_<200>jhah<200,19>stlxay<100,16>kflxay<300,13>z]

[lxuh<100,21>kaa<400,20>aw<400>t_hxiy<200,18>rkah<200,16>mzah<100>sp<40>ay<300,18>drr<200,16>mae<800,13>n]

EST PST CST MST EST PST CST MST EST PST CST MST EST PST CST MST EST PST CST MST EST PST CST MST EST PST CST MST EST PST CST MST

>>122857917
Thanks, anon.

>>122858096
BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN! [:dv hs 200] WHERE? [:nu][:dv gv 100][:dv hs 200] [llao<90000,47>] [burr<90000,47>] [aa<90000,47>]

>>122859040
We John Madden general now?

>>122859040
Son of a bitch.

>>122859040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoB_MDSkHms

>>122859224
[jhah<400,20>ah<800,25>ah<400,24>ah<400,25>ah<800,20>ah<400,18>ah<800,17>nmae<800,15>deh<800,13>n]

>>122857678
>fave loadout
what is wrong with you

>>122860668
I love the Stark. My favorite guns are guns are the PDP, the Stark and the BR-16.

D

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>>122866606
>>122866627
>>122866874
>>122867365
>>122868315
>>122868383
>>122868429
>>122868495

>>122813909
>Charge my defibs
>not REVIVR
????

>>122813909

Why not tap revive and then feed them a health pack?

I'm assuming you're playing Sawbonez of course.

>>122872286
I play Aura far more than Bonez.

Hotchfir or LEL-10?

>>122873035
John Madden.

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>>122856671
>only 3 of them are good
Clucked

anyone know how big the OW download is? I have shit internet and dont really want to waste too long downloading this shit when Ill barely play it

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Rhino on bridge is just unfair. Still managed to lose, though.

>>122877804
>unironically blurring your name

ITS 2015 PEOPLE

REALLY?

>>122877804
>#PrayforParis
>dirty bomb

This is so pathetic.

>>122878207
Some people aren't attwhore like you.

>>122878207
I must or else people here will start to know me and call me out when I play like shit.

>>122878253
You can always "troll" him like a true underage warrior from /b/

>Dirty Cups still in the OP
Isn't it dead?

>>122877042
5gb

>>122878584
yes, put DBnation in there instead

>>122878605
somehow its downloading at 5x my normal limit so I guess its not too bad

You know what? Stark is good. I'm going to stop bitching about having the best Stoker stark loadout in cobalt.

>>122878802
Speaking of DBNation, their 24 hour charity stream/cup should start in like 20 minutes.

>>122879489
when does the dbg team play?

>>122879576
there is no dbg team senpaitachi

>>122872286
because you get the save the medpack for more important things?

>>122879661
why not

>>122880142
because you're all trash except me

>>122880239
but your not me so how are you not trash?

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Where are all the stats?

>>122880578
oh look it's the pathetic smurf again

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>Only medic is a Phoenix

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>22:42:20
>never had my fat ass smelled by a sawbonez
>when I see a Rhino I always pick sawbro and stick in his ass

Why do you guys are so selfish? Is that hard to smell my ass eventually?

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>>122880683
Looks like someone's had their ass handed to them by low level nobodies :^)

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>>122878374
>Some people aren't attwhore
>HAY GUISE LOOK HOW GOOD I DID IN 8V8 MEATGRINDER FEEDER PUB

>>122881596
Man, that wasn't even me.

>>122881139
I don't see many rhinos actually. Went Aura once when I had him on my team. He didn't die.

>>122880239
wow ur mean

>>122881585
No, I was remaking at the fact that you feel the need to farm stats on sub level 5 faggots, all of this just to wave a pointless stat on a anon imageboard.

>>122881842
I'm actually level 12 now so I'm spending most of my time on min level 10 servers.

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After several hundred hours, constant "tryharding" is starting to get boring. Can anyone recommend me some neat meme loadouts? Recently I've been playing melee-only Proxy with Quick Slash.

Is this game worth putting the time and effort in gitting gud?
I haven't played in a couple of months. I think the game still has potential.
I would fiend Competitive MM but I heard hackers infest the queue...

>>122882429
no the comp scene is a joke and the game is constantly losing players

>>122882429
matchmaking is fucked as of now if you've got a high rank
haven't seen cheaters anywhere in at least a month
the game itself is great fun if you enjoy fast-paced shooters

>>122882397
Melee only G41 Redeye. God turret BL81 Bushwhacker.

So i felt like playing this again, have they changed/added anything worth mentioning? last time i played was right before they added the ninja sword guy

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>>122882397

>throw smoke
>slash niggers

Be scary

>>122882397
Phantom. Just Phantom.

>Dome
10/10 ready for full holds

>>122882397
melee rhino

>playing with vzsarkozy or something like that
>completely shitter
>don't help our team
>ends at bottom of the score
>lvl 54

This is why I made my smurf.

>>122882693
Or most importantly, did they managed to make the game not take a million years to launch?

>>122882693
Stoker is fun. That's about it.

>Throw molotov
>Barely covers two centimeter area
>Enemy throws a molotov
>Half the continent is on fire

I don't understand.

>>122883978
I fucking know right?
There moltovs light the entire goddamn room on fire regardless of where they throw but mine only do that with direct hits.

>>122883978
Not a fan of the way molys spread. They stop spreading the moment one part of the circle touches geometry.

>>122884359
>direct hit people gets away with 70 hp
>direct hit me dead instantly

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>>122883978

subreddit officially over. inactive moderators trying to overthrow me because i'm too active and they believe in the "don't do anything" policy.

Mollies should be changed so that instead of 40 damage straight per second, it should be 20 damage per half second.

>>122887203
This.

>>122887203
Only when he is on free rotation.

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>tfw I wanted the best
>tfw I had to pay more
>tfw this is natural
>tfw I am a professional
>tfw this is my vocation
>tfw I am doing what I do best

Most satisfying 50k spent in game

>>122887020
Hey Beardy, why don't you ban memel3th?

>>122888281
if i had full moderator control i'd be doing so much more cool shit on this shitty subreddit. i don't even have access to the sidebar which is why it's so fucking outdated.

>>122888358
Do you need help sucking dicks?

>>122888523
no, but apparently removing meme pictures made in 3 minutes is "opinionated moderating"

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>tfw im not a real gamer

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>>122888983
Is that you?

>>122889421
Yes, that's him. Who else?

>>122889421
yes. it's a dumb meme picture.

>>122889232
>HARRY POTTER'S COCK entered the game

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> Nader
> Lesbian

Playing so much fallout really fucked my aim. I'm on bodyshot duty until I can adjust back to heads.

>>122889421
based faraleth
dank memes are the best

>>122889759
Why don't you quit or mess up something there?