Spessmen on a Spess Station - /ss13g/

First for am I the only person left posting about spess?

Too damn quiet

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>yfw you realized medium RP week was just an elaborate ploy to get Sarca banned for a reason he couldn't dispute

I'm IAA

>>122768510
>he couldn't dispute

You may have missed his several page ban appeal

>>122768701
I never said the ploy was successful

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>>122768528
If I delete the fax, would you die?

>>122768101
OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg

>>122768510
It wasn't worth it.
God damn anyone who suggests we go back to that incompatible play style and anyone who thinks they can clearly define "medium" roleplaying.

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>>122768101
>previous thread was chock full of yahirposting and memeposting
>>Last time on /ss13g/
>>The usual waifuposting, husbandoposting, shinposting galores that continue to plague our existance
What kind of wacky tobaccy

>>122768751
Wouldn't matter, nobody looks at IAA paperwork and faxes anyway

>>122769094
That and his mention of janny is an understatement.
That motherfucker tore up our thread.
waifufags are irrelevant.

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>>122768510
Medium RP week both sounds like a blast and a terribly complicated and painful time.
>MFW when heavy RPing and don't even feel bad about being robusted.

>>122769347
>blast
It was just terrible and boring.

>>122769651
YEAH WELL I LIKED IT

>>122769227
CENTCUM WE NEED MORE PIZZA FOR DEM PROGRAMS

I'm sorry. Shitty prayers and faxes that ask for either stupid shit or too much caused me to ignore a majority of them

>>122769651
>>122769730
Exactly what I would imagine from it. Maybe we'll see it again some day.
Maybe I'm biased though, trying to make food and having assistants break in to just eat my flour and goad me while security doesn't respond.
Actually though, I think I like it in the end. Add variety when everyone's not playing so strictly. Playing side characters is the fucking best.

NO RP WEEK WHEN?

>>122769227
>read every prayer and fax
>can't always give them what they want
>sometimes too busy to respond
>IAAs always assume no one reads their shit
I don't know what to tell you. If I'm there then I'm reading your shit. I was lurking for ahelps last round while playing gaems and alt tabbed out immediately whenever someone prayed. I didn't respond to every prayer. Not every prayer was really something you could respond to. In the same vein, many faxes are players griping or airing their thoughts or updating Centcom and there's no real need to reply.

Also playing the blame game accomplishes nothing but this is true >>122769826

We get.. a lotta fucking faxes and prayers that are just gib me stuff or lolrandom.

Leatherhead or Leatherman tbqh

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>mfw reinforced silicate sprayed plasma windows

>>122770073
I would appreciate just some sort of "Your message has been received" reply

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>>122770081
David Leatherman

>>122770073
>Lolrandom

It's fun when they do that

>Somebody starts posting anime to centcomm
>Not even good anime, it's all this cutesy slice-of-life crap
>IAA goes to the bar
>Comes back to see his office up in flames

>IAA posts his butt to centcomm
>Instant bluespace artillery on the offending fax machine

But it's more fun when they give a good explanation

>IAA sends a fax asking for a precision BSA on murderboner mcWizMan the 18th esquire
>Send a report, not a fax reply, a REPORT, telling the IAA that all he has to do is give the go-ahead
>Wizard gets curious and warps to the IAA office
>IAA mutters out "Do it now" before getting turned to stone
>There goes the IAA office, the wizard, and the IAA

>>122770072
ALL THE DAY BRO

phoron retcon when

>>122770806
Go back to bay

>>122770806
when it is u who porgrams it in the code

>>122770806
I'd rather rename plasma to purple propane to be honest

>>122769951
Does gulping flour even feed you? Sometimes as chef I accidentally drink flour and universal catalyst because I'm retarded. It ever happens more that once per round but I fuck up like that just about every round.

>>122770496
I always read them but if see "pizza" within that fax I'm going to go on an autism overdrive. WHY IS IT ALWAYS PIZZA GOD DAMN IT

Mostly it is coming up with something interesting to say other than just "Mmmhmm message received thanks bruh"

Game changers and funny faxes are interesting, too.
I will always summon ERT if an IAA gives us a reasonable fax about a maniac on the loose and dchat is flipping shit. I don't like sending out ERT until a fax or some kind of message informs us since we are generally not really supposed to know what is going on from an RP standpoint. We have scape goats like "oh lifesigns are mysteriously disappearing we are sending in agents" but that wouldn't be fair on the antag(s).

My office is really quiet at the moment. Does anyone have anything they've wanted to be shittily doodled?
I mean really shitty. I'm working on a very laidback style.

>>122771532
Clown genociding all MoMMis

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>>122771532
>working on a very laidback style
Can't you be honest with yourself and just say you're unskilled?

>>122770918
ok

>>122770875
b-but I was just trawling for baycode

>>122772603
Why won't you die anon? Why do you try so hard to stay alive?

>>122771532
A cargonian bashing a mommi to bits because it drew a giant dick in the hallway

>>122772487
I mean I'm not good but I'm going to sit around fishing for compliments. If I can find a paid work I haven't uploaded..

>>122771787
I don't know why I always imagine mommis being tiny but I love the idea

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>byond spess code is simple, they say
>browse internet in search for coding knowledge
>instead end up knowing about obfuscation
>there are C obfuscation contests
>search for a recent one
>find https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VklFS9qD5Uc
>it all comes down to spess

There is no escape

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>>122773095
I also lost my attachment.
>>122772487
Actually I did post some stuff last thread but Chrome is killing me and I don't want to spam up the thread just to be some sorts of "nuh uh" asshole.

>>122773335
Byond has almost no obfuscation, don't even bother learning about it. Also you'll learn best by doing.

>>122773504
>that smilie face

It's the little things.

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>>122773604
>Compile code
>Works fine
>Set up an "else" as a test addition to a small snippet of code
>Hit compile
>Every line of code with an else in it complains that it's empty
Nah man, I'm not smart enough for that.

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>>122771995
Trying to play with line thickness to draw focus onto unique objects and not my borderline Parkinson's shaky hand.

>>122774704
CUTE!

Story behind the picture was that Yahir and Nevill were originally sitting there, and we noticed. I started playing that's amore while we dropped some wine bottles, some spaghetti, and glasses there. They noped out, somebody put pun pun and Ian there instead, and a dionae decided to be useful for a change and became a waiter

>>122773335
>browse internet in search for coding knowledge
That doesn't actually work for byond, the only choice is to maybe read the pdf explaining shit, wonder what the byond equivalent of function x from language y is, find out it doesn't exist and just write shit that works instead by copying and manipulating existing code.

>>122768101
>>>People want the feature freeze to thaw, but only the eggman can save them now
I asked yesterday if Pomf wanted to thaw, since people were getting burnt out, but it was too late in the day to get a response.

>>122775068
I have a cunning plan, we post a shitload of sexy feature PRs to coat an entire page with feature request tags.
We tart them up real nice and they'll just sit there until the chicken caves.
You want nice things? oh we'll give you nice things!

>>122775182
We already have that.

>>122775015
That's adorable. I like leaving Rice Heart Omelettes to AFKers.
I'm going to have to try that. Yahir will forever outdo me as top tier Waifu material.

>>122775241
Thats a fucking stubborn chicken, got any juicy worm sprites? plan b.
sprite a coop, sprite sexy hens, whatever it takes just don't fix the fucking bugs, we must break the poultry spirit, fun must be allowed!

>>122775056
General knowledge of coding, I know logic sequences but I have no idea how to express that in any language.
And every language introduction needs basic terms understanding. Those I don't have.

>>122775424
>sexy hens
more like sexy shotguns

>>122774461
Look how other portions of the code do it and emulate them

I'm out of ideas for a new staticname character so let's make this one together

1 decides gender
2 decides name
3, 4, 5 decide gimmicks
6 decides appearance, species, hair etc
7 decides disabilities
8 decides main job
9 decides underwear type
0 decides age

>>122775818

Male
Jerry Juniper
Kindly old man from the space-disco ages.
Incredibly styled colourful hair
Artificial Heart
White Boxers
68

>>122775783
Oh I'm basically ripping it apart and gluing it together.
I just give up when every single line of code suddenly has an error. I don't even know how that works, how would adding an else somewhere completely fuck up nearly every other .DM file with an else?

>>122775818
Female
Karma Chameleon
Old woman past her prime who speaks loudly.
no hair, full pale, human.
Artificial everything inside.
Nightdoll.
64

>>122776272
Mismatched parenthesis cause errors on every line

>>122776272
Post your code here/on the IRC

Also sometimes when you screw one line up, dream maker will report everything as broken. When that happens just look for the first error and fix it

>>122776272
Reminds me of NTSL. I swear "no functions inside of properties" is going to kill me. It wouldn't be bad if hitting compile didn't FREEZE UP YOUR GAME AND GIVE YOU 800+ COMPILE ERRORS.

Though I might put TERI up on the wiki for use.

>>122775818
Male
Matt E. Jongles
Old man with PTSD from a war he never took part in.
Bald, short grey beard.
Left peg leg
Engineer
None
65

>>122776494
But, I wasn't using a parentheses.
This isn't just confined to a single file.
Adding an else made every single piece of code cry out in agony, I was getting stuff from ZAS, clothing, surgery, anything with an else completely shat itself.

So is the light replacer PR still being worked on or not because I want to takeover it, all that talk of bag storage and whatnot was not sitting well with me, you look to the laser scalpel for example in solving this, one click, normal lights, another HE. It feeds from glass and stores as glass, you consume broken lights into glass, it converts glass on the fly to the specified type with varying cost.
Job done, we HE lights now.

The single thing stopping me from just doing it is etiquette, well that and recommended glass cost per light.

>>122775818
Yahir Two

for name

>>122776608
Yeah it does that, go to the first error and scroll a tiny bit up

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>>122776608
That usually happens with compilers, because one mistake makes parsing the rest of the content even symbolically a pain.
t. literally-what

>>122776627
Please use more punctuation, this is making my head hurt

>>122778298
T'thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>122778298
I'm having a really hard time believing you're over 18

>>122778298
Do you mind if I keep the spares??
See? I can afford that because I have an excess!!

>>122777698
That was easily readable.

at least the thread has enough punctuation now.
try to be sparing guys, otherwise we could run out.

>a joke gets deleted within 4 minutes
>a simple fucking joke, not shitposting, not even an image attached
Jesus fuck who shat in Rei's cornflakes this morning?

>>122778604
I feel like we are missing caps though.

>>122778873
none were used in that post.
no worries.

>>122778298
I just don't understand the point in deleting this
I can't fathom it.

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>>122778792

>>122779186
Jannies have been going apeshit in /ss13g/ for the past day. They delete a bunch of jokes and things they think are shitposts but actually are about the game.

>>122779403
>>he's an admin
>>in space
>>on a nanotrasen space station
>>he does it for free
>>he takes his "job" very seriously
>>he does it because it is the only amount of
>power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>>he bans even remotely romantic role playing because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>>he bwoinks eople he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl library books he still has to read
>>he will never have a real job
>>he will never move out of his chicken coop
>>he will never be at a healthy weight
>>he will never know how to cook anything besides a donk pocket
>>he will never have a waifu
>>he will never have any metabuddies

>>122779569
If admins don't have waifus they're doing is seriously wrong do you know what I would do to be a buddypal of a badmin

>>122779535
JANNY STRIKES AGAIN

>>122780183
That's the joke you dingus, i was just kidding.

>>122780368
Poe's Law bruh

>>122780368
CONFIRMED JANITOR
fuck you badmin ban me already

>>122778873
I FOUND THEM, SOMEONE PUT THEM IN DOWN DISPOSALS.

>>122780654
Hey man, we can still have quality of shitposting can't we?

>>122780757
God bless America

>>122780183
REVENGE OF THE JANNY!

DUMMO!

The really confusing thing is that complaining about or even mentioning 4chan moderation is against the rules (no, seriously), while half the stuff that gets deleted is not.
So this janny is literally just doing what the fuck ever he wants
would make for a shitty silicon player

>>122781183
All the freshly hired janitors literally just started and don't know shit

>>122781378
Wrong, Rei has had plenty of time to learn, he's just dumb :^)

>>122781432
Well meme'd

>>122781183
All silicon players are shit anyways though, anon, I don't understand.

Guys I really want there to be more of an economy in the game.
Makes a lot more sense to do your job if you're not doing it for free

>>122782189
FEATURE FREEZE

>>122782189
economy in a round based game where rounds last only an hour or two is pretty dumb

>>122782189
What purpose is there to wealth, really?
Nanotrasen feeds and houses their employees, so it can't be that.
There's nothing to buy, so no.
I don't know.

I agree, I'd like an economy even if only to see what strange version of game theory /vg/ ends up following, but there's really nothing to incentivize wealth.
Great example: Give a man a choice between $1 mil, or a rifle of his choice. Real world, that could swing either way based on the person, but would probably lean towards the money overall. SS13? Rifle every time.
The only thing you'd do with money is guy weapons and armor, but there's no way to do that unless we add a merchant for that, which just raises new problems.

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THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR EATING MY FLOUR AND SUGAR CLOWN

there's a special circle of hell for non-antag botanists who make kudzu

>>122782189
Each shift lasts less than a day, and most people get their pay check either once a week to once a month, depending on their job.

If there's a chef doing his job you should be eating for free and nobfood vendors/cargo can be summed up as "want more/lose something? Some of it's coming from your pocket."

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>botanists are autisming
>random event comes up
>vines
>hardly anyone gives a shit about the vines and they get out of hand
>instead of getting rid of the vines security repeatedly gets trapped in them trying to arrest uninvolved botanists
I'm so glad that event is back though. We need those events that punish the crew for ignoring them.

>>122783002
>it was the botantist!
unironic shitcurity. Please learn how the game works so you don't arrest innos.

>>122783057

i just wanted the fucking round to be over

>>122782667
>Rifle
>Walk into bar and get arrested
>$1 mil
>Buy enough resources to make your own station with even machine and pizzas for floors

I guess it depends on the player. I feel like anyone who likes to make rounds unique and interesting would jump at the latter though.

This is a Tau Ceti Daily rebroadcast, bringing you ongoing coverage of the upcoming NT Summit.

The Summit is to be held at the Thunderdome in New York, USA, Terra. Its purpose is to ease tensions between Nanotrasen, Ltd., and its enemies, the so-called Syndicate.

Nanotrasen CEO, Johnson Lovelocker, is optimistic about the summit, stating, "It's about time we get those damn Syndies to stop blowing up my shit. That shit's expensive, you know!"

Lovelocker is under fire from several groups, including the Shoal and recently the Masquerade, an association of vampires. Lovelocker responds with, "Hey, better a paleskin than one of those no-life virgins that call themselves wizards or something. Them and that damn cult, go fuck off and get a life!"

The NT Summit will be held sometime in the following weeks. Stay posted for the time and date.

>>122783336
isn't it rather metagamey to not assume it was the botanist first, or does the message somehow specify how the kudzu was made

>>122783650
OH GOD HE'S BEEN ENTHRALLED

>>122783664
>giving a damn while the station is a risk
Fighting vines > making arrests, so long as the botantist isn't causing further trouble.

>>122783858
let the guy that potentially fucked up the station walk free as you handle his mess?
Isn't securities job to like, arrest

>>122784008
Protect > Destroy
Deal with the dangerous problems, especially if no heads are there to manage. If they've got people working on vines, then you could ignore that problem I suppose.
t. not-in-that-round

>>122783847
Nah, he's just backpedaling every time he gets called out

>>122784008
Sec's job is to keep the peace.

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>>122783650
>USA, Terra

A bit redundant, bud.

>>122784420
What's Terra?

>>122784420
Space America is literally a thing tho

Its president is secretly a catbeast

>>122784420
What's USA?

>>122784480
Terra?
>>122784529
USA?

>>122784514
No you're thinking of a catgirl, totally different

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>>122782189
There's literally no point to it. Even from the perspective of jackasses who think it "props up chefs" or whatever. I've played chef on and off for a while now just to see and I'm lucky to have maybe three different people walk up to the counter in a given round. Granted, they're usually repeat visitors but still. Everyone else just gets food from wherever else. All it is is some ridiculous inconvenience. Every food item costs at lest twenty bucks unless it gives you some pointless debuff, even fucking soda. I used to like being able to just go out and buy a coffee or snack and make my workspace look lived in. But now because we live in some baystation politically correct furry dystopia, everything needs to be inflated and expensive for no reason.

It's just fucking silly and I hope someone has enough sense to get rid of it entirely.

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>>122784514
Get that Bay leftover shit outta here.

>>122784697
>some baystation politically correct furry dystopia, everything needs to be inflated and expensive for no reason.

Baystation actually rebalanced their vending, so it's less inflated than ours.

No reason a man should have to pay 20 Spacebucks for a packet of Cheesie Honkers.

>>122784830
>>122784514

All the more reason to help the syndicate. Join today!

>>122784697
On the other hand, having a separate cash fund works pretty well for Cargo. With the account credit, items are still ordered for "the greater good", but with individual funds and such people can buy things for themselves, and they can be mailed out to their workplaces.

Inflation would make sense with soda costing $20 if a fucking box of dangerous electrical equipment and several gloves didn't cost $15.
I just want more mail. Need more personal orders people can buy so I can peek into their mail. Specialty ingredients for the kitchen? Unique clothing?

>>122785016
It's just some shit leftover in the Bay code we st- asked for.
It's usually for the sake of baiting whenever someone brings it up.

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>>122783650
>new york isn't a giant, smoking green crater
>earth is still populated
>we're really going to just go along with bay's lame ass Tau Shitty phoron horseshit

C'mon Hyun

>>122784634
Space?

>>122785181
But then again, gloves lying around the place are far more common than sodas.

>>122785194
The same file that mentions it also mentions Plasmamen, one of which wrote a best-seller named something along the lines of "AHHHHHHHHHHH OH GOD IT HURTS"

>>122785279
Nobody said that NY wasn't a crater. In fact, of it's depopulated, it makes it a great "neutral space" to work out peace shit while being in neither factions territory.

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>>122785376
>Plasmamen, one of which wrote a best-seller named something along the lines of "AHHHHHHHHHHH OH GOD IT HURTS"
FORTY KEKS

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>>122785819
I knew that shit by heart god damn

>>122785181
I actually asked for something gift-wrapped the other day.

>>122785819
>deleted

TOP POCKET

>>122786218
was it the clown?

>>122786456
No, it was a new ID for my rookie Engineer buddy who lost his ID somehow

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this freeze is not good for me

>>122788162
FUCK YOU SHIGGY

>>122789726
So when are you going to make Niggly share the bootyborg dmi?

>POMF GOT DELETED AGAIN

ANNUDAH SHOAH

If this low level of shitpost triggers this effect on janitors, /kspg/ must be extinct by now

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>>122789837
Goddammit the .dmi is there, just pray for it if you are on the metaclub

>>122790290
>jannies delete Pomf's post
>meanwhile /ffxivg/ hasn't talked about the game in over a year and is just a circlejerk yet goes entirely unmoderated

damn.

>>122790498
Niggly has his own dmi though and refuses to share it

>>122790585
If it's a true circle jerk that mean nobody is reporting each other. Go shake that up.

>>122790742
Niggly "no fapping while playing spess" Wiggly

>>122790572
OH SHIT, JANI SMELLS FRIED CHICKEN

Page 9 bump.

The freeze is killing us. We need features, Damn it!

There's not much to discuss and we can't even shitpost in peace.

>>122795603
What is the feature freeze? I mean people are still pushing new features right? Is the serb just not updating for "quality assurance"?

>>122795603
Not to worry anon, while the chicken keeps the gates locked, we toil away in secret, waiting.

>>122795757
No new features are permitted and only bugfixes or tweaks will be merged and utilised on the server.
It's to promote bugfixing but side effects include fatigue, increased masturbation from newfound time not spent making new features and increased shitposting about no fun allowed.

Which non-humans make the best waifus?

>>122796076
clowns

>>122795757
During feature freeze, it's expected that people fix their bugs or someone else's, but until a quota is fulfilled no features that could make more bugs are allowed.
We are nearing a whole month and still 44 bugs to fix.

Now, since there are no new features, people seem to seek new adventures, and in that act they end up finding more bugs.

>>122795603
you can discuss testing and promote constructive use of the test serb

>>122796217
Glorious isn't it

>>122796076
That one vox nurse is kinda nice.

Not a furfag though so not even gonna try tapping that.

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>>122796076
Diona

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>mfw my babies murder half of sec
fuck yes

>>122796076
vox

>have sex with femvox
>take off clothes except for tank and mask
>fog up her mask while she moans in pleasure
>gripping her N2 tank

...Have you ever regretted making a post while submitting it?

>>122796258
>implying anyone tests shit

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>>122796482
Glory to the repo fellow spacemen
>>122796320
Demons

>>122796076
Do cyborgs count?

>shuttle devastated by bombs and a backpack singularity
>piano playing Cruel Angel's Thesis somehow manages to survive singulo
>continues to play until the round ends
Amazing.

>>122796510
Why the fuck would you fuck a vox with the mask on?

joe fiddler get out my office reeeeeeeeeee

>>122796605
>devastated by 1 dev bombs
Uhm
uhm
uh

No.

>>122796510
Do femvox have tits?

No regrets, anon.

>>122796604
I WANT TO FUCK CYRRIDVEN

>>122796643
I know right, erotic asphyxiation must be the ultimate vox fantasy.

>>122796591
Pomf please no
This is spooking me too much

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>Spend round getting fucked by pressure or on the wild ride
>Finally get deathberries
>Shuttle is called

>>122796643
because they're not into necrophilia?

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

>>122796510
>Not enjoying that delicious breathplay
>Not finishing and having her ghost tap lights angrily.

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>Start as Diona assistant because I feel like doing nothing
>Just adding lights to places because light is love, light is life
>Become cleansed of sins by Jehovah
>Walk away from a changeling trying to absorb me
>Fixing areas
>Dragged off by a chef ling
>Ask him nicely if I can be let go
>Ruthlessly slips and absorbs me
>Sit around in medbay as a husk for a bit
>Cloned by the powers of the CMO as a bearded woman
>Teleported by wormhole to Toxins test site
>Abuse injectors to hop back on station
Talk about rough

>>122796650
Joe was great last round, holy shit.

What the fuck even happened that round? We had like 5 people with broken lungs and 5 people with half-blood in a row.

>>122796710
>>122796715
Just do it in a room filled with N2, you dweebs.

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>someone said "gibe wizard"
>mfw making them a wizard gibbing them
that made my day.

>>122796712
Too big for vg, http://i.imgur.com/JYQ9WaA.gif
enjoy

>>122796797
Medbay was somewhere between 200-1000 kPa for a bit.

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I swear its not shit guys

>>122796650
people like him make we wonder how many doors assistants on average hack in a shift, someone should code in a counter I'm curious

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>medbay was pressure
>over 1k kPA
>mfw
I don't want to play for a while

>>122797012
Might have potential, but first you should fill in all the rooms.

>>122797012
>That large surrounding window
It's gonna be great depressurizing this

>Playing sec with the flu during a changeling round

I made a mistake.

>>122796954
>uboa ripoff
shameful dispray

>>122796982
How? Why?

I wish the game would actually restart like its supposed to at the end of the round. Every game I play here it just freezes and makes me have to close and restart to get into the new round.

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>>122797161
I think the kids call that an homage.

where is the bar?

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Service borg is a really comfy job

Also that encounter on the salvage ship was nice! Bet you were surprised voxdude

>>122797179
Ricklaus was an atmos ling. Probably niggered atmos a bit.

>>122797198
I concur.

Do we ever play Taxi? It sounds ultra fun even if everyone hates it.

>>122797242
messed up my post because extensions. That was supposed to be a reply to >>122797012

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>>122797198
If it doesn't reconnect just right click the top and hit reconnect under client. The reason it doesn't sometimes is the serb taking extra long to recompile and add new things 4 u

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>>122797237
Pomf please stop the feature freeze it hurts

Most of the bugs aren't even that harmful, I mean look at this shit https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/6618

The computer is offset a few fucking pixels to the right and yet it's a bug which prevents us from getting new features

>>122797398
we don't hate Taxi, we hate Deff.

The general consensus on Taxi is that it's a cool idea, but the execution is cripplingly flawed. But the mining asteroid is really cool.

>>122768101

didnt know the temperature gun can kill you in 1 shot.

>>122797242
To the right of medbay

>>122797426
>add new things

lel

>>122797638
Def if fun to expand into
I always end up playing Def at least every couple of days, but after months I've still not seen Taxi. Is my luck just crap?

>>122797104
Nothing firelocks cant fix...

>>122797957
The windows are two panes, unless you're going for the one in the center.
One guy with any object can wreck the station atmospherically.

do floorbots even work

>>122798107
Technically yes, I've noticed a pattern of distinct laziness lately with everything except medbot and buttbots.
Cleanbots are lazy mexicans, they will sit there for an age before even moving.
Farmbots I honestly can't tell if they work or not.

>>122798106
I was going to do the one in the center, but they will also have firelocks which should limit the decompression

>>122798223
farmbots work beautifully

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>>122797012

It still gets my jimmies in a bunch that it's not a true circle.

I don't even care if you'll have to spam back and forth on the directional keys to move around.

>>122798223
Farmbots do usually work, but they have that retarded arbitrary timeset where they go rogue and start slashing at you. No other bot does this.

>>122798237
Also, are there any external airlocks? I don't see any location where they would go, unless that small white block on the right is covering it.

>>122798298
I do, and Im sure other people would too, but thats the best middle ground I could make.

>>122798378
I still got to add solar panels so I'll figure it out when I add them

>>122798269
I spawn one in when I'm having a giggle locally and I still end up doing all the fucking work myself, it doesn't weed, it doesn't seem to water.


There was a time when i was inspecting just what bottles they accept fertiliser in, they do infact accept it but it's such a specific bottle it's a fucking nuisance, personally I think they need some code from the medbot and maybe some checks on whether that reagent is a fertiliser or not. Let you just pour that shit straight in maybe.

Might have a look into it when I'm done fucking about with the instruments, their interface code is shit; It has the calls to update the dialog but it doesn't!

>>122798468
solar panels are shit, fuck them

>>122798678
Its for when engineering is incompetent to do the TEG I will have.

My BYOND download of the resources keep stopping at 31.2kb. Any help?

>>122798757
Repair Gentoo

>>122798757
upgrade to 56k modem

>>122797012
you should put one of those trains around the outside of the maint ring. stations needs transit that isnt gay shuttles and disposal pipes

Drinking high amounts of both milk and Universal Enzyme should make you explode into cheese.

HONK MOTHER YOU FAILED ME

So how do borers escape xenobiology now the only exit leads to space?

>Clown gets a trophy

How many trophies have been handed out over the years

Also trophy holders report in, Dracula here

>>122802609
It should make you speak fake French.

>>122802860
i keep seeing them in the plasma miner chamber i assume telescience?

>>122802925
Holder of "Biggest fuck up 2014" reporting in!

>>122803041
That sounds like a good one, how'd you get it?

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>that clown

WIZZARDS SHOULD HAVE THE WABBAJACK

>PICKS FROM A RANDOM LIST OF SPELLS
>RANGING FROM GOOD TO BAD

>>122803012
That's because they like to breed in there.

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>>122802925
Dorf reporting in.

Got a trophy for completing my master piece while possessed out in Bum'Fuck-Nowhere, Unknown Z-level; though, this was years ago.

>clown locks out hop from office
>go help hop hack in
>notice hops ID is still in console
>hop clown and some sec still in office
>give myself all access in a flash
>nobody noticed
>walk out without anyone ever knowing
ayy

Does airlock code support being able to open them from one direction but not another? Like, you can get OUT of a room but not IN?

>>122803171
>possessed

Anon I'm so sorry

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>>122803243
I know.

>>122803210
No

>>122802830
Honkmother helped everyone and no one. The peel honks the war. The peel henks the war.

>>122803095
I accidentally wiped out the whole station as an asimov janiborg. Also I think it was 2015, my mistake.

>traitor leaves supermatter in maint next to engineering
>tasked with taking it back to it's proper place without harming humans
>decided to space walk it back
>little did I know someone set up a beacon and was trying to singuloose
>as I walk past containment I stop because I see it's on full blast at stage 3
>as I talk the singulo jumps up a size and RIPS THE SHARD FROM MY GRIP
>before I can react it's already in the containment cage
>It suddenly jumps to super singulo and goes up 2 sizes at once
>the traitor who was watching this was not expecting this and his mag boots are useless and is eaten
>the singulo proceeds to destroy the whole station, there were no survivors.

Didn't even get banned for it.

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>>122802925
>D&D session in the captains office
>We're all playing along, captain goes braindead in their office after giving us all access so we can leave and shit
>Clown kept trying to re-enact that "dropkicks everything" greentext story, gets Ei Nath'd by Ian the Wizdog
>Somebody keeps breaking in, remember breaking their skull open with my dorf glass after the third time and tossing them out the door to bleed out
>Security busts down the door, tosses a flashbang in, peppersprays us, arrests us because "we don't have a signed and stamped note from the Captain to be in their office", and kills the DM

Fun round

>>122799195
How would I go about doing that?

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>>122803836
>vox being allowed head positions

When will this meme end?

>>122804127
The vox was just a guard, a chill one at that, too. the HoS was busy permaing the dead DM and dropped his trophy

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>>122804352
>DM

As in Dungeon Master?
He arrested a DnDork, while dead?

>>122797012
Where are the external airlocks?

There is no way to go off zlevel with out smashing a window or taking one of the shuttles to the asteroid.

You know what ignore that, this looks like it will be fun and not box like meta.

>>122803829
I hosted a chloral party in the bar, buckling people into the chairs while they slowly died from OD.
Reached a body count of 10 and the AI thinking it's a real party inviting living crew members until someone actually screamed "they are all dead!".
Shuttle was already T-2 so nobody got cloned back.
Choked the fagget tator mime on the arrival pod denying his green.
>Mfw the OOC when they realized I was nonantag all round.
>Mfw I never got banned because the logs from that time somehow missing.

>>122803139
the name for the staff of change projectile proc is wabbajack

>>122797012
Dick_Station™ > ~~~~rotten~~~~ egg """""""station"""""""

>>122796510
Regret? You should feel proud.

>>122796510
You should kill yourself.

>>122805873
This is a bully-free zone!

>>122804887
Is there actually a dick station of there?

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>>122805951
Bullies trick or encourage people into doing bad things.

Neck yourself.

>>122805963
Someone was working on one, but they stopped.

Well I found this in /utg/'s writebin.

I think it's from vore, but it's... Something.
http://pastebin.com/RGL39fCh

>>122806356
>mfw I know who did that

>>122806482
I'm gonna guess it's Xen "Two Foot Canine Puppymaker" "Leafy Veggie Dick" "Ass to Beak" onia.

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>>122806356
> [Common] Tem Mie says, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

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>>122806356
>Tem Mie lets loose a final scream, one last cry, that were she not muffled by the manly meat in her mouth, would likely have torn the flesh from his body and shattered his pelvis, leaving him a slumped pile of meat. Fortunately for Casey, though, his dick acts as enough insulation as that bonechilling, heaven-rending cry of "hOI!" echoes throughout the ages. As she simply falls off of his cock, a mixture of blood and semen flies everywhere, and his cock is nowhere to be seen.

>>122806125
Stop bullying!

>>122802860
you know there's an exit leading to the station right...

>>122804783
>Reached a body count of 10 and the AI thinking it's a real party inviting living crew members until someone actually screamed "they are all dead!".

why is this so amusing

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>>122797012
that intersection is going to have the most traffic, like the main hallway on Box.
take a line from the Euros and open the square up a bit, give people room to mingle.

Those notes on cells are mainly for those greyshits that literally will not stop trying to break the glass unless you go in and straightjacket him. Knocking him out with gas is just better for everyone involved.

also, more reinforced walls in sec.

did 2hotdogs seriously kill himself?

>>122808703
I reported a shitpost of his where he threatened a terrorist attack to the FBI.

Haven't seen his shitpost since.

>>122808559
Oh yea and robotics needs to be able to get to morgue by only going though one maintenance tunnel or a door from hallway.

>>122809031
did you screen shot that post?

>>122808559
oh, or to stick with the theme:
instead of isolating sec with walls, isolate them with space, like the AI core on box. Don't know if you'd have enough room, but that would be neat.

>half of /kspg/ deleted after it gets mentioned in this thread

Did we do good?

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Odd coding question.
Not even sure how to phrase it.
Say I have an emote that winks, but if I want them to do a different emote if they say have a specific item they're wearing, how would I go about doing that?

Basically if item is equipped, player types wink, the code will instead input some other emote in its place.

>>122809552
No.
You got a discussion destroyed.
What type of person are you even to like that sort of thing?

>>122809552
/srg/ also got hit

>>122809576
Read the compressed matter implant code

>>122809647
>/kspg/
>discussion

ha.

>>122809576
Perhaps part of whatever file handles mime emotes?

>>122797012
Angled walls should exist only for this

Also
>a window facing space gets destroyed
>any window from inside gets broken too
>mass depressurization

>no way out the station to fix them

>>122809552
As long as they look elsewhere, survival of the invisible

>>122809916
Who the fuck are you

If you do not value discussions why are you even on a multimedia discussions website?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urglg3WimHA

>>122810089
>talking about how you love each others gay mexican lips n-no homo
>equivalent to video game discussion

nah

>>122810202
For all I know you're just making that description up.

>>122810075
firewalls bruh
we talked about this.

the donut is going to be hell but that's the point

>>122808559
I started placing reinforced walls after laying normal walls. But I could put a cafe near the middle with vending machines, then move that area where mechanics is, I can put it below engineering.

>>122804767
There will be airlocks, but there are shuttles in science and mining for the asteroid. I just dont know where to put the airlocks just yet. I'm working on if I want to add solars or not

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>>122810313
That doesn't sound like video games anon.
If there's nothing for /kspg/ to talk about, why have a general?
Merge with that engineering game general, except that will never happen because they actually talk about video games.

>>122810075
there will be firelocks on the windows for this reason.

>>122810712
>Firelock windows

WHY

>>122810624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkWS9PiXekE

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>>122810790
they close when they get depressurized

also this external airlock does look too out of place, does it?

>>122810712
Under the grilles? Fat ones?
You'll need an air alarm in there too then.
And the whole space between glass shares atmos. The air flows in or out the grilles easily, and the entire outer rim will be yellow at first scratch.

Without a way out, how will space exploring and spacing people happen?

>>122809031
You are terrible person

>>122811129
I think if the air alarms are cleared, all the fire locks open. Im going to place those one side fire locks so engineers can go in and fix the windows.

>>122806616
>xenonia is a Trudeaufag

This explains a lot.

>>122811737
How am i a terrible person? He's the one making terrorist threats, even if they're jokes, so he gets to deal with the consequences.

His mouth shouldn't write checks he can't cash.

>>122806616
ass to beak was different player
it was 10 inch canine puppymaker

but hey 1 out of 3 is good for the threads standards

>>122810995
Nah man, it would be enough to just put some fire locks in various areas, that way when a window breaks it only prevents a single area from being depressurized. Much better than having firelocks surrounding the entire station.

>>122812146
Do you have screen shots of these slanderous shitposts?
Why are you making things up on the internet?

>>122812341
pretty sure ass to beak was him. I might be wrong about the dog dick though

>>122812680
It was xevonix, not xenovia.

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Does this work for mechanics, I move it from the bottom right corner of the center hall to make space for an open cafe

>>122812840
wasn't it by xenonia about xevonix

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>>122812840
that is correct, you can see him creating his shitpost in the sidebar

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Also, this is how pods will leave pod bay

>>122814127
for
>>122813659

not >>122812840

>>122814127
You could've included one more letter, they both start with "xe".

Fucking SJW scum

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>>122814359
i am xevonix though, and i cropped it so i didnt have to see ASS TO BEAK anytime i looked for that screenshot

>>122812146
Fuck off to reddit, where you belong.

>>122817137
>oh no he hurt my feelings by fucking over 2hotdogs i better tell the meanie to leave

It's his own fault. Seems like his parents didn't teach him that what you say can have consequences.

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>>122812680
>I might be wrong about the dog dick though
I could have gone my whole life without hearing this sentence

>>122812146
You are asshole.
He is just childish faggot, he do not deserve this
I hope you share his fate.

>>122818396
go back russia

Bluespace Cult when?

>that round
AI is suffering

>that round
Assistant is suffering

Natalya Kaminskaya murdered me in Engineering and wasnt even a fucking traitor

>>122819775
You weren't even asimov.

You think that's bad?

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>it was extended the entire time
>all three hours of that madness
>tfw I was the cause of some of that madness

>be mediborg
>all that spider non sense
>all those collins
>all those brain dead people
>be working at 24% of my health and can't repair because science is shit
>end of the round
>trying to keep this one guy with lung and possibly heart damage alive
>pray to god for an answer
>go to the research station it's safe
>LET'S FUCKING DO THIS
>FEATURES
>FEATURES
>SPIDERS
>FEATURES
>NUKE
FUCK

>>122819813
ahelp or file a ban request. Doubt much is going to be done complaining here in the thread

>>122819813

>be in medbay all shift
>murdered you in engineering

???

>>122812146
Do you realise how fucked up you are?
>so he gets to deal with the consequences
By your fucked up logic you should face them too because you spout up bullshit

That was my first time using mindbreaking, bretty good.

20:02 [0x201ca1d] (136,43,1) || the canister was destoyed by excessive damage.

Canister got pushed into emitter beam and popped. Flood was the fault of whoever pushed it.

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>>122819775
>Can't handle some door opening

>>122820206
>spout up bullshit

What bullshit? He made a threat, i reported it. If it turns out to be nothing, good.

>>122821301
When are they getting rid of aidsmoby?

>>122821375
You can never remove the reptilian, he's there to stay.

Can anyone attest on whether cryo is broken or not?

>>122819813
Collintalya*

>>122820841
I blame the shade

>>122802925
I got a few I don't remember any of them tho

>>122819813
So nobody got banned that round? Who knew IAGFPRMF was such a faggot that he doesn't ban people who deserve it

>>122822365
Natalya didn't kill anyone, dunderhead.

>>122822637
I am talking about the people in medbay who delimbed some guy, straight jacketed him, taking him out of the round, then made everyone into him

>>122822896
>took him out of the round
Nah, he recovered, got superspeed, and proceeded to inject everyone else with his identity.

>>122823102
That wasn't him. Dorf got his Id and UI/UE

>>122823102
No he ghosted because he was straightjacketed and delimbed, then someone took his UI/UE

>>122822896
He took himself out of the round, anyway.
Just gotta keep on hopin' 'n' hopin'.
Go be sour someplace else, you big ole baby.

>>122823102
>>122823352
Note that at this point, he had been straight jacketed for at least half an hour