speed
>Marathons:
NASA:
-ESA equivalent taking place in North America, Chicago.
-http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
-https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
>Resources:
speedrunslive.com/tools
TASVideos.org
speedrun.com
srg.speedrun.tv
>Rules
Speedrunning-related discussions only.
first for narcy
alive doggy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JtHwODHs8h
>>122753023
fw rolled the wrong gender
This mhc call is p based tobeh
the only thing squid exposed himself as is an amazing runner who pushed games down much further than anyone would ever dream of.
>>122754706
Oh shit, it's the squid squad! Everybody stay cool!
2k viewers for trihex,
yup witwix won the SMM battle.
>>122754772
its true though, the games he played would still be unoptimized memes if it wasnt for him. monkey posters fear him picking up thier game, fact
>>122754898
>>122755151
>it took him an entire week to come up with this ridiculous response to a request of asking hid logbot to be removed him his channel
Seriously. Where in the world is Mike Uyama?
>>122755395right behind you
Who is the Kurt Angle of speedrunning?
who is this other black guy (?) on trihex's strim?
>>122757409
>other
wouldn't that imply there was already a black guy on stream?
>>122759213
speedrun streaming in the now and later is all about pandering and the inclusion of additional ideas that have no relation to speedrunning
>>122757735
>15th
cuz he delivered so well last time
when will this doggy dog die?
>people still getting triggered by monkeyposting
what a bunch of lab monkeys
>>122760758
its rats dingus
Oh boy, Joden with the Any%-J Kakariko Route WR. Teasgasm
Oh boy, GrindxMonkey with the Any%-J Monkey Route WR. Apegasm
Oh boy, Dogen with the Any%-J Doggy Route WR. Dedgasm
>>122760916
>Dedgasm
sj got a new emote?
>>122760997
yeah, right along with doing bubsy runs
Is headcrab really a girl or is that just a meme?
>>122761152
meme
>>122761152
it's not a meme
>>122761152
No he's a disgusting NEET stream monster who forced himself so hard he became a meme
You are permanently banned from talking in ellonija.
>>122763117
That's what happens when you're y_ levels of epic. Admit it, that's exactly what you wanted you attention-seeking faggot.
>>122763305
?
I'm literally trying to type something
so obviously getting banned isn't something I WANTED
faggot
>>122763379
Don't lie you little piece of shit, you just wanted something to bitch about on serg
>>122763478
I see 85 viewers on the stream
I click on stream
I log into twitch
And then i attempt to type something in chat
But wait, I am banned
for what reason? I know not
>>122763585
Because you were too epic last time you shat up his chat you dumb nigger
>>122763848
Fryingpants
>>122763928
please hmu
anyone else sad that the dedievil doggy died?
just me?
>>122764078
>elloninja
Who?
*connects to your chat via irc types "gl" and leaves*
>>122764792
#rks SO UP IN THIS BITCH RIGHT NOW
*sees you lurking in chat*
Hello anonymous!!
>>122765137
word
How long has narcissawright been out?
I do not pay close attention.
>>122763117
who are you i can unban
speed-blast from the speed-past
>>122763117
>>122766278
nevermind, read the rest of the thread, you can stay banned
>>122767034
What did he mean by this?
>>122766415
?
You are permanently banned from talking in ellonija.
>>122767112
he means he has autism
>>122767406
Don't use that word
thanks
>>122767471
autism
>>122767471
*uses that word*
>>122767508
Don't use that word
thanks
>>122767261
i was going to unban you until i realized who you were
>>122767579
you have AUTISM
>>122767635
who am I?
>>122767830
he's p. cool
Medievil
Wedievil
Hedievil
Shedievil
>ellonija
Nice stream faggot.
>come to stream
>say something in chat
>everyone ignores you
>say some more things
>5 guys still circlejerking and ignoring you while elonijja strokes their dicks
but thats almost every speedstream these days
>>122768119
that's most megaman streams
>>122768119
Least you aren't permabanned family
Gotta count your blessings in these tough times
Mediwevil
Medihevil
Medishevil
>>122768195
that's most #rks streams you mean
>>122768119
You can't spout off bullshit and ebin memes and expect anyone to take you seriously
>>122768649
lotta interchangables
>>122768649
word
fw a stream monster calls out big name runners lurking in your chat and they leave as a result
>>122768747
who was it
>>122767579
>de hippie spacing
>>122768747
Did you teach him a lesson? Control that animal fool!
>>122768865
don't
use
that
word
thanks
>>122768909
>de hippie spacing
medievil
>>122768846
helichopper
>>122768892
no im too beta to do anything ):
>>122769775
>helichopper
I meant the big name not the literal who
I have a confession to make /srg/: Uyama was in my chat about a month ago.
Had to get this off my chest.
>>122770490
are you in bed because you have mono now?
>>122770554
who is you?
Im kinda new to srg but holy shit, this general is even worse than /b/.
>>122771330
...or is it?
>>122771330
You aint wrong desu
>>122771330
It's really not anything close to /b/.
Remove Elonija from the /srg/ list, he isn't /srg/, he's a faggot.
>>122771721
Meme spouting underaged kids shitposting nonstop.
I've been lurking for nearly 10 threads so far, it doesnt get any better
>>122771994
yea, and mario maker is not speed running
>>122771994
fuck off stream monster
http://strawpoll.me/6046501
>>122775935
word
>>122775935
nah i know someone who removed their's after the purge warning
too bad too cause i wanted to get some speed lessons
>>122775935
ok whats your point
what's this shit about a list and people being removed from it?
>>122776302
the donation degeration debate
purge of sergeons on the tv list that had donate buttons
>>122776410
where's the list?
if you were making money from streaming, you wouldn't be complaining.
>>122766413
Hahaha but seriously where is Mike?
>>122768119
I had the same experience on adam_ak stream yesterday. Was interested in what that weird sonic game was but all questions got ignored in favour of life blogging.
Feelt like talking about speedrunning in this twitter drama general.
>>122777980
in a ditch
>>122768119
>tfw you would talk to anyone who types in your chat but no viewers
>>122777980
>>122778106
>>122778439
thanks for the late responses!
>>122778843
10 storeys isn't enough, best advice i can give
zfg pls stream
pie is looking dapper as fuuuk
>>122780225
http://www.speedrun.tv/elementalheadcrab
please hmu
>>122780510
more like headkek LMAO
Who forgot to renew SRG.club
Also cute SRG catboi
>>122783049
fuck off pyatters
So is cosmo done speedrunning for good? Has he actually made a statement about it? All he ever seems to play is smash nowadays
>>122783226
if you would stop namedropping them i'm sure that might help your problem
>>122780225
Just figure out who I am, I'm not headcrab
>>122783653
I hope not.
m_ looks like James Gandolfini in my headcanon.
>>122752616
based dorito dog
>>122783576
give me a clue then
>>122784860
ari is old news, i saw your post yesterday too faggot. don't think you can make ari a comeback just because malos is back.
>>122784982
malos is back?
since when?
>>122768119
was comfy back in the <5 viewer days.......
>>122785124
he's been streaming runs of smb2 lately. still isn't getting a lot of viewers though.
>>122785239
>view count matters
stream^monsters OUT
>>122765575
About 2 weeks
>>122785784
nope.
>>122785563
he had a lot of people watch in his prime but they were only interested because he was forced out of proportion
>>122786012
i never really got that many to begin with. i can probably count on my hands the number of times i've seen double digits.
>>122786290
reminder cyberdemon even owned up to being the person forcing meowl0s
what is the point of speedrunning
>>122786290
even if it was only two people he was still forced a lot
>>122788114
gayest shit i've ever seen.
>>122787973
this nigga look like a mtf from bangkok or some shit
>That facecam of sig
He.. He couldn't be thinking of transitioning too.. could he?
>>122788114
this band is awful. generic cookie cutter garbage.
>>122788712
fucking garbage. zero creativity.
>>122788114
>>122788712
holy fuck
>>122789698
learn the wrongwarps on emulator, but don't run on emulator, have some self respect. everything else can be learned on gecko
>all dungeons and dungeon skulltulas
is this the most arbitrary category ever created
>>122790381
I'm guessing you've never seen barebones%
Can I get a power rankings for all the OoT categories?
Thanks
>>122792301
when are we finally just going to move over to /r/speedrungeneral?
>>122785438
>he doesn't know about irony
>>122792558
shut up laz
teach me monhun
>>122792498
>>122792645
what do you want to learn
>>122788421
Sig's always looked like a girl this isn't anything new
think about it, if we all just moved to reddit we could easily take over and make it our swamp away from swamp.
i sure could go for a comfy duke stream right about now
>>122793547
who is we?
>>122793574
always gotta make it about you huh
>>122793574
I'd be willing to pay for one desu
p-post speedwebms
>>122793830
you got it, champ
>>122788421
sig already transitioned years ago...
Something about speedrunning?
>>122794018
is this ironic or is there an actual no jumps category?
Hey guys, I heard all your posts were getting deleted because someone posted about it in our thread. I wanted to take this opportunity to tell you that I'm sorry Silasfag bothered you, and that Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze is one of the greatest speedgames of our time.
New Vice City PB54 soon
>>122794674
THANK GOD YOU POSTED THIS
Hey /srg/...
How much weight...
Can you handle..?
>>122794760
why did you spoiler?
>>122794675
i was thinking of making a no jumps route for giggles but there's quite a few areas (wind tunnel level has a bunch) where you'd be required to grenade boost or you can't progress
idk
>>122794674
my new desktop background
>>122794909
Because it's going to happen in the future. Didn't want to spoil it.
won't be ded for much longer guys
won't be doggy for much longer guys
>>122795340
well my line of thought was if i get rid of jumps and just replace it with grenade or rocket jumps what's the point? maybe it's just "no jumps" isn't good or descriptive enough. i'm not sure if the run is actually completable without +jump regardless. maybe i'll stream routing in a bit.
"no +jump" category maybe? since that's the console command for it.
is zfg literally the only pure speedrunner left?
>>122787743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq6pGJbd6Iw
Have you ever played a game so much that you feelt like you have run out of replay value? Some people choose to coem up with additional challenges, such as beating the game as fast as possible...
>>122795786
here's your reply
someone scream
that asian chick was right, serg really is dying tonihgt or however its spelt
>>122795828
Cosmo's being really insensitive to Narcy's feelings in this video.....
>making a stream monster a mod in your chat
>>122798759
still trying to find it from the last time i dropped it.
>having mods at all in any channel ever
>>122799654
based Twocat
>>122799654
word
>that face when routing a game that requires item management that forces you to reroute the whole run for every new level
just kek my shit up family
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oYd5lnhq70
>>122806930
>pretends to not read the thread
Great thread today desu
>>122808070
i'm really digging this new take on an old meme
rollbuster? more like cunnybuster desu
>>122808443
is he streaming?
>>122808798
no, but someone was posting roll and ape girl cunny on /v/
Can we get Agdq, Rookathon, and Mumblethon in next OP? Their upcoming speedrunning marathons.
Speedruns will never be the same again
>>122809882
Reminder Cosmo's coming out was the 9/11 of speedrunning.
>>122809885
>all these (Dead) posts
was there new drama while I was gone? what did you guys do now?
>>122810374
/scg/ tattled on us
>>122810696
is that really what they're up to now?
so fucking bored. why isn't anyone streaming? why am i watching misscuntikuns? why is she balding? someone please stream.
im sorry for the shit im doing,
please please please please PLEASE will someone unmod kollin from the leadrboards. Not because i care or that i should care about him being mod THAT MUCH but because it is literally eating away at my sanity. I feel stuck in no mans-land doing fucked up shitposting and trying to set things on fire all because I felt like I wanted change, and that I wasn't gonna take no for an answer. And the past few days i felt stuck setting things on fire because i wont take no for an answer.
This is so fucking horrible i am so sorry for pulling this shit and I truly feel like a failure, and I truly feel as though every day Kollin sits behind his computer with a smug look on his face inviting me to attack him and make a fool of myself. He is a smart dude but I feel this also makes him one serial bastard piece of shit. I ask only once more for the change to unmod kollin on the leaderboards because it is driving me to insanity, driving me to fucking insanity. I kid you not.
>>122811776
what the fuck is this all about?
I just want to get rid of this speedrun drama bullshit. I've noticed people stop respecting you and people think so much less of you that it is gut wrenching. of course I disagree and still disagree with the 'hierarchy' of mods. I still feel like the mod changes were made to deliberately piss me off with crash 3, and the argument for dropping crash 3 mods is bullshit because they kept all the crash 2 mods (I would LOVE an explanation for that one). I also feel like in a few other games like twoc there needs to be actual runners added as mods beacause there currently are none.
I have always believed and support the idea of everyone having just as strong a voice and opinion in the speedrunning community, and to fuck authority and fuck hierarchy. frankly, fuck the current institution of mods on the crash leaderboards. I hate it so much i want to do something about it. The most drastic thing i can do to try and change it is shitposting everywhere, but it is not the most effective way to change it. (look how that turned out)
Fuck this experience. Fuck this. Never again. Never want to go through an experience like this. The only person in all this i really truely hate is kollin and he can go fuck himself and die but for anyone else i wish to lose whatever negative perceptions you now have of me through these last few days. I have probably ruined mod chances too through this. i don't care a huge amount about that anymore.
in the meantime im gonna cool down. I am still keeping the UnmodKollinNow alt on speedrun.com because i kinda like the meme, and im simply gonna change it back to SkiCrazedTeddy once kollin is dropped as a mod. (if he is dropped as a mod pretty please).
And yeah im just gonna try and ignore shit. calmly do some 105 and watch some calm streams.
>>122811776
what the fuck is this
>>122811891
>>122811776
Just post the pastebin >___>
>>122811776
>>122811891
Fuck off cyberdemon.
>>122811776
>>122811891
you're a bit late bud he already gave up
>>122812135
poor guy. who is kollin?
>>122809882
uguuuu
>>122812405
not to mistake with kollin "eight" 7 who is also an extreme racist
>>122812676
eric
What does "drop frames" mean and why do streamers dislike it?
>>122813115
1. Read the words "drop" and "frames"
2. Use your brain
>>122812879
just stop already this is a speedrunning general, not /pol/
>>122813181
Hold on a sec, I'm dropping frames
somebody framedrop me please
>>122813258
that has nothing to do with /pol/
>>122813461
it has nothing to do with speedrunning either so fuck off
>>122813503
neither does nuthugging cosmo, faggot
>>122813656
it doesn't so why are you even bringing it up?
>>122813656
hug 'em while you still can m8
What does /srg/ think of Pheenoh?
>>122813936
part of the mumble crew aka the runners of this shit so pretty based
>>122813936
Literally never watched him so I dont know.
>>122814432
Where did this "mumble crew runs this shit" meme even come from?
Will speedrunning make me happy?
>>122814625
lol no
>>122814620
uhm memeble forces it? i thought it was obvious
>>122814625
no, but it will numb the pain. which shouldnt be underrated imo
>>122814620
from the fact that they run this shit
>>122814625
depends if you're unhappy right now.
>>122814948
I'm empty
>>122814784
no, mumble crew is the guy that goes "did that guy piss his pants" every time the image is posted
How do I join the mumble crew?
>>122815642
well it's not really that fulfilling of a hobby, but it does require your full attention so it can keep your mind busy and off of other things too. i wouldn't recommend it as a depression deterrent or anything.
>>122816031
mumble address: trueskill.club
port: 42069
usedpizza is streaming big right now dang
I wonder how he likes the feel of pie's coattails
>>122793542
>de hippie spacing
>>122816996
Based him desu
YSG FrankerZ
>narcissa
what
when
How the mighty have fallen.
>>122818860
>when a community bans a glitch you found accidentally during a run then later when they find out how to recreate it make it legal and blow your old times out
bad feel desu
>>122818843
so many (you)s I almost died
>>122819453
Funny how it's okay when THEY find the glitch, but not when someone else does.
ne1 else watching narcy rn
>>122819453
Why dont you learn how do it and beat THEIR times again??
>>122816996
Dp is one of the legit best runners in The Collective m8
>>122819453
stick to good games like fc3 and hotline miami 2 wrong number desu
>>122819754
xhe has a wind tunnel louder than trihex
>>122819667
to be fair as far as anyone could tell i could've just been cheating nobody knew it was a glitch or how it worked
>>122819919
my pc is dead
>>122819963
but he doesn't speedrun
>>122820239
the bar is pretty low here mang
>>122820118
Well yea, if they didn't find the glitch then you must have been cheating, right?
Has anyone heard what Cosmo is doing now with his voice? Is he forcing that shit or did he get surgery?
>>122820375
lmao voice surgery is risky as fuck and afterward you can't talk for a while
>>122820375
wanda is NOT a speedrunner
>>122820331
Reminder that only super mods of a game's Speedrun.com leaderboard are allowed to find and use new glitches.
>>122820465
I don't much about it desu. I assumed if he had enough money for his pills and playing video games all day that he could afford it
dae just wanna be narci's friend :/
>>122821140
i tend to stay away from mentally ill people. kinda selfish but i gotta protect myself :/
pie looks ugly as fuck cleanshaven desu
>>122821230
pretty sure gender dysphoria isn't contagious tho b :\
pie looks ugly as fuck desu
>>122821351
>>122821459
pieposters OUT
who else /pieSnug/ here?
yfw cant decide what to speedrun, and self mutilation is encouraged by society
*breathes through mouth*
What are you guys talking about?
He looks fine.
>>122822025
>he
>>122822025
dang what the h*ck, looking cute..
I think I'm going to bite the bullet and do another attempt. Someone give me some encouragement cause I feel like I'm on the ledge but just need that one push to hit my final split.
>>122822861
you need a doctor to get pharmacy bottles
liar. you're a liar! LIAR
>>122821125
holy fuck, cosmo has lost it, is he actually serious about this?
>>122823718
Go watch his/her/its stream and find out
surprising amount of cis scum in this tread rn :S
based grav on suicide watch
>>122823849
>>>/v/
>8/7086
why are people not blowing out grav for being the grind monkey that he is? not to mention being a complete #rks shitter
>>122823849
What does this have to do with speedrunning o_o
>>122824325
because your stream monster opinions don't matter?
>>122824391
post splits
>>122824325
i don't really care enough to
>>122824383
Can't have speedrunning without speedrunners.
As such, it is literally speedrunning.
0-4 play fallout 4
5-6 practice speedgame
7+ speedsleep
>>122824325
Cause I like grav :>
>>122824483
post yours first, stream monster
>>122824532
That thing isnt a speedrunner though :o
>>122824632
>that one guy who is deflecting badly in the thread
whats his story?
>>122824745
you're the one on blast for being a stream monster, not me, i don't have to prove anything to your kind
>>122824456
l-lewd >~<
>>122824709
Based headcrab laying the law.
>>122825147
im these
>>122824802
>>122824920
Putting 100$ on cosmo and siglemic becoming homeless butt buddies in the next 10 years. I hope cosmo gets used to those Chicago winters
>>122824532
You kind of have to actively be doing speedruns to be a speedrunner
How many games do you guys run?
I cant get motivated to learn more than 2.
THE RUN'S NOT OVER UNTIL U HIT........
>>122825581
9 at the moment. Once I let go of my first game everything got so much more fun.
Guys the last 10 posts about speedrunning have been all me. Please help :/
>>122826564
"speedrunning" is subjective :/
mfw serg
f is the purest and currently the best speedrunner, jsyk
>>122825581
I don't actually speedrun, I just identify as a speedrunner.
fw after speedrunning for a few years you stopped because you realised how much time you were wasting only to realise you never enjoyed it at all and only continued out of compulsion.
Now you realise it wasn't just speedrunning, nothing makes you happy and now have nothing to even distract you from the memories of mistakes you made in the past, the regrets of the time lost and the emptiness of a repetitive daily routine.
>>122826108
How the hell can he afford shit like this and all his pills. Wasn't he running out of money a few months ago?
>>122826721
This. usain bolt is a speedrunner.
>>122826818
think you meant to say twocat senpai
>>122826951
don't underestimate autism bucks
>>122826937
I beat my dick like it owes me money
>>122828091
word
>>122821792
Legit mouthbreather
>tfw Rookathon starts in less than 24 hours
what happened to the thread? glenn went bananas again?
>>122828923
i am excited to see a few of our boys run no bait
>mfw serg
Is it time to let the doggy die?
>>122830590
seems fine to me
why is cyberdemon on our SRG list
he plays an extremely shitty meme game, and bullies all the people in his chat
>>122826937
i kinda feel this desu, speedrunning lately has only stressed me out, might just play comfy casual rpgs on super secret underground hitbox stream and retire from speed
>>122830938
>tfw already routing two rpgs
have i retired without even noticing?
>>122831171
>routing two rpgs
now that's my kind of tune
So Cosmo is a girl now?
>>122833636
no, he's a tranny now
>>122834837
New wr for >we?
>>122834837
and it'll be 249 if you question the randall rabble again
does sig have the comfiest speedstream?
>>122835589
he hasnt speedran a game in like 2 years
>>122835589
He is pretty boring, so yeah maybe.
>>122835662
he's been playing sm64 again
>>122835781
yeah alright hes too wrapped up in runescape and fucking starcraft for me to believe he's even trying
>>122835762
First Cosmo...
>>122835910
fw starcraft claiming more and more bois
Of all ~E-SPORTZ~ games to try and break into in 2015, Sig chooses SC2?
Uhhh
>>122836229
yeah I think hes a few years late to this dead doggy and also not korean
You are permanently banned from talking in siglemic.
>>122836229
he played sc2 before lotv, he's just coming back to it like a lot of people
>terran
basic bitch
get rekt fryingpants
get rekt by the lemic
>>122836660
listen buddy
if you think i'm gonna watch some fucking nerd play terran at a low silver level
you're absolutely delusional
I'm currently watching panga play SMM
>>122836587
>being a diaper
>wearing a cape
someone hook me up with a hot, plump and juicy stream!
>his fourth AA game
>still hasn't found out the music stops when you present the correct evidence
jesus christ
>>122836770
it's quivering
Is this really what SC fags watch? How can anyone be entertained by this shit? Jesus, RTS games are fucking autistic.
>>122837175
why the fuck does pie even own a blazer?
looks awful
5rg when?
>>122838206
it's how they're gonna start sr6
>>122838763
who is they?
>m_ nuthugger didn't alert us to him being live
is he okay?
>>122838965
moofinmoofin
>>122839005
he's not live though.
>>122839171
he was at the time of my post
>>122839005
why ruin the comfy?
Speedrunning my sanity
tv/dorkyrae
>>122840457
this stream was ok until i saw the preferred pronouns. what the heck man
This is great
Apparently i'm a sexist for not reading books written by women
and then the stuff that actually doesn't belong in this board survives i don't understand
>>122841061
why wouldn't you read books written by women?
>>122841367
lol
>>122841367
Because i'm a sexist, duh?
fryingpants being edgy isn't funny
>>122841434
I was born edgy pal, it's not xomething I chose.
>>122841434
It is, and im not even him.
>>122841461
low test spotted
i lied about being self diagnosed
I am a self-diagnosed islamist terrorist
>>122840457
Thanks for bringing me closer to the asexual twitch community, friend!
Ok guys thats enough for me
t. Fryingpants
Has Cosmo made any progress in his attempts at becoming a convincing female or is he still a gigantic mess?
That was a pleasureable experience, lets speedrun our way to new friends again soon.
>>122842778
thanks for linking the stream buddy, i was real bored. have a hot jam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hI0qMtdfng
>>122842748
everyone is the same 6 feet under
family
I PB'd :3c
>>122842908
Congrats!
>>122842908
W h a t g a m e
>>122842983
an indie game
Goodnight srg :)
*pats luna*
can turn based games be speedgames...
>>122844401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F9aGSd3aAA
>>122845220
neat
>>122845904
*sneaks a peak at anime's feet*
save us slaye
slay us
>>122852125
word
>no big mario maker speedrun stream up
Like wtf how am I supposed to speeddwatch this way?
>>122824532
It is called TAS and can be performed by computers.
>>122828923
link?
JODEN
IS
LIVE
>>122854410
Who? The guy that beat cosmos wr so hard he quit reltionship, speedrunning and his gender?
>>122854494
and soon he'll quit life
>>122854543
Fuck off you bigoted shitlord.
Xe will be LIBERATED from life.
when is duke going to save us and organize srgm6?
time to put this old piggy down
>>122859245
*boots up emulator*
*plugs in hori controller*
>mfw my new strats keeping BTFO'ing grind monkey who thinks he can copy my route and get "wr"
RTA all day everyday! IGT sucks.
*imports a chinese cheat machine*
HELP ME, I NEED A DONATION
You are permanently banned from talking in jodenstone.
rofl joden is some sort of lunatic who genuinely thinks steroids harm you
>>122864554
steroids dont hurt you if your goal is to transition and grow double ds
>>122863671
you have a shit unoptimized time
>>122864125
ngl thats a good ass thread
whos comin with me
>>122866170
Ting-tang wolla-wolla bing-bang
>>122837729
Everything looks awful on that mouthbreathing faggot
>duckfist got a sub button
>>122869695
duckfist is based as hecko
>>122869940
i know.
>he will never be your dad
>>122864554
>judenstein got a more feminine voice than narci
>>122864554
he's a kike
Evening, niggers!
>>122870916
fuck off mumble crew
>>122871009
it's not even past noon in relevant America right now...
>>122871009
CuCk...
>>122870916
yashi...
>>122871357
what's your point
*grinds out a run on a game that will be re-released with faster versions over and over down the line*
>>122873123
>doesn't have his community in check and bans rereleases
sometimes when your pet is old, tired, weak, diseased, crippled, and in pain
you gotta get your deagle brand deagle. And put that puppey down
>>122874359
goodbye cosmo
>>122874359
Are you saying it's time to start the race war anon?
Can somneone explain to me why the fuck twice a day I can load any page on the internet but not twitch. Servers are up and my connection is fast. Twitch just takes a hot steaming fucking pile of shit on my chest that looks like a psinning donut and kills google chrome
>>122875128
GODDAMN IT I WANNA WATCH DUCKFIST
And just like that it starts woking absolutely perfect in a split second. Wy is that?
ANd FUCK hes getting lunch GODDAMN ITTTTTT
>talking to some clown in twitch chat
>he honestly believes vista is inferior to windows 7/8/10
Where does this vista hate come from?
>>122875410
probably from the fact that if you don't disable windows update every update makes the pc bluescreen on startup and force it to revert to an older version
if you disable win update it's alright, 7 is far better though
>>122875128
I have been facing this problem once a week for months now. Apparently it occurs when I stream to twitch's New York servers for a bit late at night, ALL of twitch disconnects me (chat, stream, website) and gets stuck on Connecting... until about 3-5 minutes later, then I HAVE to use the Ashburn VA server or else it does it again. I seriously don't know what the fuck that is
>>122875128
Twitch servers fuck up massively at certain times of almost every day. uusally when american kids are the most asleep.
>>122875572
>7 is far better though
fw had to restore my windows7 to a previous point because it kept deadlocked at reconfiguring an update because it fucked up updating.
>>122875572
Never open your mouth again when you think you understand how to computer, will you do us all this favour?
>>122875410
this bait is way better in /g/ because they actually know about computers
>>122875649
Hard telling. Wish you could switch servers as a viewer.
Thats probably fucking it. Up till 5 am and then leave it open all night. I come back to a fucked up twitch. It does it at night often too though.
>>122876148
ya thats what im saying dude its annoying as fuck
>saboom removed his sub button
you literally cant be any more pure
>>122876719
didn't he give up on speedmemeing?
>>122874453
#WhiteRevolutionNow
>>122876719
he did not "remove" it, its on the backburner. he had a breakdown about getting a "real income" so its on hold. you can actually get it back anytime you want or just not accept it or even decline it and you can still instantly get it back which he's going to do
based saboom removing his sub button
>>122877761
He's only doing it to pander to faggy serg stream monsters, which makes it pretty unbased actually
>>122878045
fuck off donationfag
>>122878243
Based NEET/failure who thinks $50 bucks is a massive sum
>>122878243
le donation boogeyman
>saboom contemplating to run 105 again
he must hate his life
>>122878474
And yet you still prefer to beg for them, instead of flipping burgers.
I want saboom to ______
tfw cant find the temple of time in oot beta quest :/
>>122879985
isnt he retired?????????
>>122878045
knowing him, he's doing it because he realizes he doesn't stream enough to warrant a subscription and removed it for feeling guilty
or is he back for more than just this stream
>>122881208
you can't really retire from speedrunning, unless you die.
>>122878634
>>122878474
these posts were made by donationfags
>all these niggas bitching about donations
Kek yall niggas poor af to be honest, this sh*z is chump change yo
>>122881548
but he wrote a pastebin
Looking through my pictures and find this, it made me sad.
>>122881548
I'm gonna set up a server that keeps uploading speedrun videos even after I die, so that I will never be completely retired.
>>122882628
>deadnaming
Fuck off you pissbaby
>>122882628
why
why do you give a shit? why?
i swear 90% of /srg/ is just barely 18 or too young to be posting here
>>122882909
Because he use to be so passionate about it and love it. And I've seen over the years that joy turn into depression leading to where he I mean she is today.
>>122883534
shut up, a month ago you were probably shitting on him like everyone else. he seems happier (for now) anyway.
>>122883372
What makes you say that?
>>122882569
>nigga
get out
>2dos being smug about getting a free vacation due to the reddithon on twitter
>>122882909
fuck off liberal cUck
>>122883372
fw 27
fw wasted life
>>122882628
>>122883534
reminder cosmo used to be alpha as fuck, blowing retards out left and right:
https://vid.me(slash)
D1mq
now though, it seems that the situation is quite the opposite
>>122884083
do i really need to answer that?
>>122884842
>de hippie spacing
>>122884898
Yes. This general is really no different than any other.
>>122884842
cultural marxism blew him out
>>122884898
>do i
what is projecting
>>122884610
has nothing to do with politics you moron, narcissa is not speedrunning, and i'm sick of reading "omg i feel so bad for her" when no one gave a shit a month ago
>>122885439
>nothing to do with politics.
This sort of shit is the cutting edge of our collapsing society. Not even that guy but you're making even me want to use the C word.
>>122885439
>"wow it doesn't affect you gosh it's 2015 everybody can just do what they want ughh"
>get called out for your stupid shit
>POLITICS
die
>>122886104
when did i say any of that shit? narcissa posting isn't speedrunning. it's chibi vs. caveman tier drama that's been dragged out for way too long by drama mongers. take it to /v/, they love to talk about it.
>>122884842
>(slash)
Are you completely fucking retarded?
>>122886613
the post you replied to wasn't "narcissa posting", it was lamenting on what cosmo (a now former speedrunner) has done to himself
>>122886947
a month ago, he would have been told to fuck off because cosmo wasn't speedrunning then either. but now that he's narcissa its okay because /srg/ can't contain their irregular fetishes.
>>122886947
>>122887158
Fighting degeneracy and the marxism destroying our culture is never off topic.
Now both of you stfu.
IMPORTANT FAST ANNOUNCEMENT
~~Rookathon is LIVE!~~
IMPORTANT FAST ANNOUNCEMENT
>>122887329
why should i stfu when i'm on your side?
>>122886758
you're right, should have made a vocaroo right away
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gTtKB6Z2jI
is everyone on this thread actually this retarded or are you just pretending to be retarded and close-minded hoping to get a cheap laugh from your shit-faced cronies?
>>122887713
YOUR PERSONAL BELIEFS ARE NOOOOOOT SPEEDRUNNING!!!!
>>122887713
>close minded
Opinions dropped. I keep my cu ckhole closed thank you.
>>122887713
People have different opinions from you, especially when they are concerned for society. I understand you aren't used to that being from literal echo chambers such as Tumblr, but its true.
ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>>122888291
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XZK3yd24Qo
>>122884809
Seize the day m80, it's never too late
Just look at Klaige
>>122887713
>close-minded
you are this close to getting a bullet through your head marx boy
>>122889342
will you get banned again already?
>>122888532
de passive aggressive above it all
>>122887713
how do you mean?
>>122890089
implying anything bertin said is wrong
>>122890261
fuck off bertin
>>122890350
aint want 2 doe
>>122890412
bertin you're alright you can stay
>>122890261
>im above it all too
Why does Cook see himself as above it all when he's one of the biggest autists there is?
>>122892139
because I don't post here
>>122887713
>tfw finally purging the thread of degeneracy
>>122892993
good
>nobody's left after the purge
>>122894054
its just you and I
>>122894132
we're cool for the summer
>>122894163
*sticks dick in I*
FAT GUY TRYING TO BREAK WR IN POKEMON YELLOW ON A REALLY GOOD URN
HAS TEXT TO SPEECH DONATIONS
twitch/gunnermaniac3
>>122894335
I thought he killed himself after his live-in gf cheated on him
>>122894335
>pokemon
ayy lmao
Whats a good gimmick to have for selling out in the speedrunning community nowadays?
I feel like everythings been done already.
>>122894931
being a mexican lets player
>>122894335
>twitch/gunnermaniac3
do it like this:
http://www.twitch.t
v/gunnermaniac3
>>122894931
have a donation war as to what game you'll speedrun next
so are we all gonna have an orgy at NASA?
>>122894931
too many people adopt boring, even mainstream, gimmicks, like being a girl, having a good personality, or being transgendered/gay/etc.
if you want my honest opinion, the speedcommunity needs some more underground gimmicks, like believing in aliens, or possibly being the hybrid son of a reptilian/human relationship, that other shit is just stale
>>122895282
o_o
>>122895352
i like nkr's gimmick of being a white supremacist. it's fresh.
>>122895352
word
gunnermaniac3 got the wr and stood up with no pants on LMAO
>>122894335
I want to punch gunnermaniac in his fat face.
Why does he use webcam if he doesn't want to wear pants???
>>122895352
If you're going to spout ridiculous conspiracy theories all the time and invite other people to debate you while you just shout them down and get into ever-increasing ragefits that go viral on Youtube, that may work.
my stream gimmick is doing whatever i feel like while not worrying about anything
it seems to work ok
reminder that gunnermaniac said that he doesn't like grinding Pokemon anymore and that he is permanently retired from it only to return to it as soon as he realized it's the only thing that makes him money
>>122894537
>>122895678
>>122896163
wersterfags so salty that gunner got undisputed record
>watching runners you don't like for le epic screencaps
don't you have games to be playing or something?
>>122896307
>caring about pokemon speedruns
lmao nah
He just has a punchable face. Im ready to sock him.
>>122896494
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/3tm95t/gunnermaniac3_gets_a_154_and_the_wr_in_pokemon/
>>122896494
>doesnt enjoy drama and hype
Its like you should be streaming to 1-2 people with no cam.
>>122896601
Someone beat me to it. I missed out on reddit points.
Now ill never get into rookathon.
>>122896601
>>122896783
>visiting reddit
EXPOSED
>>122896734
that's some weak ass drama.
>>122896897
reddit is based desu
epik donation
gunner is making fun of us again >.<
>>122896734
>lmao this guy isn't wearing pants!!
dramafags are thirsty as fuck
>>122896307
i've never watched werster or any pokemon speedruns. speedrunning turn-based rpgs is stupid
>>122896897
AH you caught me with my pants down xd
>that donation
my stream gimmick is loving all of you
>>122897203
kill yourself
>>122897203
thats a lie, no one loves me
>rookathon
fucking failed marathon thats getting shilled harder than anything. reminder that ion considers himself one of our bois yet he is taking part in the shilling and donation fagging. reminder he also had a donation link in his bio
>>122897203
the word love is overused. do you hyperlove me? would you invite me into your home if i needed a place to stay? FUCK off you fucking liar
>>122897203
fuck off pyatters
weird ass nigga
>>122897671
you can stay with me if you dont mind getting fucked in the ass every night
Got to love how every new WR is just the guy thanking his idiot viewers for all their money.
>>122897948
>>122898291
What?
Is misskaddykins keking Geoff on her stream with that guy who actually looks like a man?
>>122896226
Huh?
*donates $116,49*
why doesnt sig just play lol
what an idiot
>>122899345
Because hes an idiot.
stop pretending any of you have lives and stream.
>>122902046
Make me >:^)
>>122902046
do you really want to watch me learn megameme games without a mic
>>122902046
ok
gonna stream casual rpg on alt is that fine w/ u senpai
>>122902154
uh yeah?
>>122902046
when you say "stream", do you mean post an /srg/ post reading "*streams*", or actually streaming gameplay to twitch.tv? because I can totally do the former but no dice on the latter
>>122902245
sekrit club alts are not fine
>>122902269
sure
>>122902395
not a sekrit club tho anyone who watches my stream knows my casual alt
>>122902531
but we dont know who you are ya dingus
>>122902531
well i guess those special anyones can enjoy your casual alt then. i don't know who you are.
>>122902046
I literally am streaming right now
>>122903051
how am i supposed to know who you are?
What stream are [greenmeme] we [/greenmeme] watching?
>>122903478
wow umm use the srg stream list...................
who else is getting snuggy to the rookathon rn? :3c
Going live in a bit :^)
>>122904910
Link?
>>122905235
right here brother
http://speedrun.tv/2dos
>>122905383
meh rather watch undertale speedruns
going live 3 weeks from now
hello did you pb today?
>>122906051
thank you headcrab-chan i've been so thirsty for one of your streams sempai
>>122906287
i haven't even finished a run yet :/
>>122906287
i dont speedrun lol i just hang out in streams and call people grind monkeys
>>122907178
based me
>>122895515
how am i a 'White supremacist' you stupid fuck
thank god the list of food trucks is announced for AGDQ before the schedule came out. GDQ staff definitely have their priorities in check.
rookathon surprisingly comf. the dredd games are pure
>>122906287
i did and am now only 14 seconds off the wr!
>>122908648
Are you watching with the stream muted? Because this "commentary" is the cringiest shit I've heard in a long time.
>>122908648
rattle your tin can elsewhere
>>122908843
>no fun allowed
lets just have cygpher do a run and tell people to stop talking instead
>>122908986
fuck off.
>>122908986
If constant
>i am the law XDDDD
Isn't cringy to you, then there's no hope for you my African American.
>>122909090
>>122909149
>>122909149
did he really say XDDDD? thats just too far.
>>122909228
way above it all.
>>122906761
Not me but thanks for the namedrop i guess?
>>122909228
You're not using that meme right, champ.
>>122909281
With the forced gruffy voice he might aswell be.
>>122909370
actually its being used perfectly since people are above having fun and calling it all CRIIIINGE XD. as if they dont do shit like this with friends
>>122909149
the term is nigger
>>122909496
>friends
dont get ahead of yourself
The Rookery
>>122909496
uh do you have real life friends? these are the people you hide behind clothes racks in the mall to avoid.
>pretends to not read the thread
>>122908986
cyghfer is based, you shut your whore mouth
>>122909336
Fuck off already.
>>122909336
your not me
>>122911970
cyghfer retired from speedrunning, why are you even nuthugging him right now?
>>122911970
how do his nuts taste?
*gets deleted by janitor*
>>122912425
>>122912475
It's not nuthugging to recognize the skill and dedication of a fellow speedrunner. You don't even speedrun. You are not even here for speedrunning. You only care about the commentary, that is Let's Plays.
>>122912658
nice projecting there buddy
>>122912425
>>122912475
you don't have to be an active speedrunner to be based
You, the person reading this, are a cool speedrunner. I enjoy watching your channel.
>>122912832
i don't stream though :/
>>122912832
d-do you really mean that?
>>122912832
thanks, nobody!
hi streamer
good luck
*goes to another tab*
>>122913302
i'm just showing support though....
>>122912832
No one besides my friends has ever watched my channel though :/
>>122913696
are you calling me your f-friend?
>>122912832
things no one say for 100 dollars alex
not even the other people who run my game watch my stream
I guess it's because I didn't run at a gdq and get those follows
>>122913863
Uhm.. I mean my real life friends :/
>>122913959
what game do you run
>>122913994
oh :(
>>122914043
cave story, the most popular dude gets like 100-150 viewers at max, but I never break 0
>>122914231
have you ever posted your stream here
>>122914306
like it'd make a difference
>>122914773
well you can't be all bitchy about nobody watching if no one can even find you
hot desu
>>122916112
literally who
>>122916112
thanks man, really wanted to see that
>>122916112
also
>>122916146
scroll up
>>122916112
>puts on a tshirt
>puts a shirt on over that
>sets up gameboy capture
>sets up stream for mic/game audio
>streams
>DOESNT PUT ON PANTS
speedrunners
>>122916320
>not saving time on the pants skip
>>122916320
>he puts on pants
>>122916320
>wearing pants
This week's highlight in /srg/ drama: Fat Pokemon Speedrunner doesn't wear pants.
10/10 Best general on 4chan.
>>122916112
LOL
>>122916691
go back to /v/ if you want drama
imagine zfg speedrunning pantless
>>122916112
how embarrassing
>>122916765
>>122914773
i watch every stream that gets posted here desu
imagine expelling the gay from /srg/
>>122917719
I like it here though!
>>122917719
leave meows alone
>>122917719
#removeheadcrab
>>122918093
please leave >our girl headcrab out of this
fuck anime
post blogsquares
>>122918354
im not a girl >(
>tfw watching a comfy ciyon choke run
rookathon is based
>>122918521
>not a girl
then explain >>122918528 thats clearly a girl?
>>122918794
thats not me thats one of my voters
>>122918620
REDDIT OUT
>>122918528
>tfw srg will never be great again
>>122918521
>>122918528
>there's more than one headcrab now
jesus christ, just shoot me
>>122918840
whats her #?
>>122918912
there's a few hundred headcrabs newboi, and their all cute girls, or should i say, senoritas, that can barely speak english and have mexican accents :3c
>>122918620
i was nervous for some reason and forgot how to talk and play at the same time
fw broken heart starts acting up again
*turns on console*
>all posting stops at 666 posts
this is some spooky shit mane
>>122919293
why won't he just acknowledge my feelings...
>some asshole posts the 667th comment
what an asshole
ill let slayer fuck my boypussy if he streams rn desu
>>122920750
good 669th post mate very appropriate!
>>122920750
die faggot
>>122920890
that was the 670th post
>671s
every time hahaha
Taking the 674th post to remind you all that we run this shit
>>122920750
headcrab OUT
Thought I was the only one that streamed with no pants on o_o
>>122920750
>>122918528
*obtains marketing degree*
*buys Super Mario Maker*
*spends money on a web blog in 2015*
*streams big*
*gets people to never stop talking about me*
>>122922321
based slayer
>>122922510
fw you didn't make the list
>>122922510
>didn't make the list
i'm getting real sick of this shit
threadly reminder that the randall rabble run this shit
>>122922510
>no me
Not accurate
Does pie make money off of streambig.net? Im not a very web marketing savvy guy but it doesnt look like there is any sort of monetizing on it. Anyone who sees that has already watched his stream as well. What am I missing, or is i literally just a blog for him to larp on?
>Puncay 8 seconds behind Simply
>Puncay doing autistic practice while Simply's doing runs
>Puncay has WR attempts in title but Simply doesn't
???
>>122923047
What about sig??
>>122922510
>didn't make the list
What's even the point of living anymore
>>122923127
lol
>>122923047
>simply
>ahead of puncay
LOL
>>122922973
im pretty sure he's one of those people who thinks just filling any and every public space you can with your image is going to get him attention over actually having an interesting stream
*with a !twist*
>>122923993
In the last 6 months his popularity has increased greatly and he's gotten more sub money.
6 months ago, he started streamBIG
thoughts?
Who we watchin'?
>>122924476
Awesome obscure streamer that I dont want to share with you :)
>>122924201
gimme numbers brother
i just think that pie will forever be on a plateau viewerwise because he tries to carbon copy generic shits like Markiplier and people are catching on and getting sick of it
>>122924476
2dos
>>122924610
K.. KEEP ME POSTED
>not running SM 64
IT'S 2015 PEOPLE
>>122925221
if sms didnt have that stupid opening scene id be all over that tbf
>>122925221
>running sm64
it's 2015 dude
>>122925221
>2015
>falling for the mario meme
pic related it's you
>>122924201
mario maker saved his career. if that game never existed pie would be wallowing in his 100-200 average viewers. and trust me, you cannot sustain a living with those viewer counts.
>>122924776
>supporting this
>>122924476
altabiscuit (on 2dos)
>>122925525
Is that a man or a muppet?
no matter how hard pie tries, he will never be the best.
Has Narcissa's chat improved at all since he came out a few weeks ago?
>>122926513
I'll give you three guesses
>>122926371
>our girl narcissa going down to 0 followers
:(
>>122926371
>witwix will literally have over a million followers one day
this is a scary thought.
>>122926805
He won't, his popularity won't last long enough to carry him to that.
eric
why does creampie keep trying?
>ugly
>manlet
>mouth-breather
>christfag
>marketing degree
>salesman-tier personality
>"speedruns" mario rpgs (lmao)
when will he give up?
pie is like a fart in the speedrunning community; we're all just waiting for a sudden breeze to whisk him away.
>>122927137
thanks posts irrelevant pie guy
>>122927805
thank you for posting this
>>122925510
>>122925221
As an Englishman why do people in America like this guy? Craig Ferguson too, they're both shitty, unfunny hosts but Americans eat that shit up.
>>122928817
>people in america actually agree with the opinions and shit people forced into mainstream by the media.
Most foreigners would be shocked how different the average Joe's opinion and outlook differs from mainstream media. That is changing though, which is the purpose and point.
>all these epik namedrops of ______pie
i thought you all were better than this
>>122931646
are you saying there's something wrong with our literal boi iateyourpie?
>>122931748
hell frickin' no brother, i'm just saying we should avoid namedropping when possible so, y'know, REDDIT and the likes don't figure out who our boi is ;)
>>122931861
haha i gotchu brother i gotchu
>>122931965
*respect*
onion?
>>122934031
quit selfposting
>>122934031
disgusting font rendering
The long awaited AGDQ 2016 schedule!
https://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/post/agdq_2016_schedule.html
this is a really bad donkey kong country speedrun
why do people submit things that they don't practice at all
>>122934650
lol get keked grav
new speedrun thread
>>122934962
>>122934962
>>122934962
also gdq schedule is out https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_gibuPSqCLOY8HruYJ15OYGGkFfth0IevIi7fE9Xp2E/pubhtml
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>Splatoon opener
>Mario Maker is actually in
>STEPMANIA