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Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
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>STATISTICS
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Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Previous Thread: >>122696365
ROLL-A-WAIFU
Who will be your waifu today dotard?
You have to play at least one game with her in the next 24 hours.
>>122733406
Let's go. TA hype.
>"It says here you watch other people play video games?"
>>122733406
Roll
>>122733406
who the FUCK is 86-90
>>122733406
>no sheever
>those terrible pictures
get outta hereluna get
>>122733550
tidehunterina
>>122733550
Tidehunter
>>122733628
ok
roll
>>122733525
Ez mmr for me.
>>122733475
>It says here you play support?
>>122733406
they hating
>there are people itt that didn't see this tournament
i pity you
>mfw c9 picks up mason
It would be mega kek, considering that mason was behind whole thing and scrim leak.
which one?
>>122733406
rawl
>>122734107
lmao more like how the fuck mason get away the whole witch-hunt drama?
>>122733445
No, I am saying that most heroes build phase boots for damage.
TA with Brown Boots, Aquilla and a Stick has no real mana problems. She hits extremely hard.
Threads don't give her that much more mana.
Phase don't give her that much more damage.
She isn't Weaver which goes from dealing damage to eating the enemy alive if he gets a fast Aquilla.
She just shits out damage with barely any levels.
>>122734351
everybody already knows he's a scumbag
so do we have official confirmation if it's a guy or a girl?
>>122734431
why is every dotard art so SHIIETT besides valve hired ones
>tfw I'm now 50 wins / 16 losses with only playing CARRY Abaddon
>tfw that equals to a 34 win to 0 ZERO loss ratio
>tfw each game I play with Carry Abaddon I end up automatically winning
>tfw I am the best Carry Abaddon in the entire /d2g/ and once my hero receives buffs next patch I will be OP
>tfw I even get a drawfag to draw a personalized CARRY Abaddon specifically just for me
>tfw I am officially the chosen by the mist
First for EZ 2-0
>>122734489
Is that why you're so mad dotards??
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT EG WILL LOSE TO SECRET 0-2 AND THEN GET BACK TO GRAND FINALS TO WIN 3-1
>>122734643
>EG fans starting damage control for their next game
KEEK
Is timbersaw any good this patch?
>>122734693
>falling for honeypot final
>>122734798
aaaaaand here comes the damage control for the finals
KEEEK
>why pick [hero name]?
>stop feed the [hero name]
>reported
>muted
>[hero name]?
>gg
>ez
>trash
>noob
>cyka
>where's your items [hero name]?
>[hero name] no farm... gg
>why u fight? gg
>it's over
>i afk
>nice items
>why u buy [item name]? gg
>[hero name] buy [item name]
>X-minute [item name].. gg
>...
>>122734789
>timbersaw
LOL
>>122734365
im assuming you dont get upgrade your boots early on?
>>122733534
i get your point
that no build is set in stone for every hero
my point is which would be the beneficial boots to go with ta since either boots are not as impactful as, let's say:
WR on phase boots - because no other boots you would buy
AM on treads - because you miss so much from the stat it gives to any other boots
>>122734880
H O N E Y P O T
>>122734798
I won't be surprised if d2g retards say TI6 is a honeypot lan when EG doesn't win.
>>122734953
Hey, where's my (You)?
Reminder that EG is the official team of socially acceptable anime, and by proxy, will never lose.
>>122734925
I upgrade boots if I need them. I get Threads if I start messing up lasthit and need more jungle/ancient CS
I get Phase if there is heroes who can just run away.
But Brown Boots Aquilla Deso Stick is the best
>>122735039
You're gonna attack like every 1.1 seconds without treads, why would you not get them.
>>122734897
i have a friend like this that just spammed
meepawn?
FUCK THAT GUY
@122735016
>not a (you)
>not an @
>post deleted so absolutely nothing in the end
good day sir
shitoposter BTFO
Is Secret vs EG the new El Clasico?
>>122735354
it has been for a while already, yes
too bad they failed to deliver at TI, that makes tomorrow's game even more interesting
>>122735147
Because if you lasthit and farm optimally, getting threads delays the Desolator.
I still get Threads in 7/10 matches because I can't lasthit for shit if I fail to win the lane.
>LD: Hey guys, I am joined by what should have been Merlini, but he can't do two jobs at the same time, so here is Blitz
>Blitz: First of all, I wanna say I am honoured to be on the main stage with the guy that was brought just in case Toby gets sick
>LD: «So Blitz, as someone who has never ever casted a TI grand finals, what are your thoughts on this draft?»
>Blitz: «They picked a hero even less relevant than anybody at BTS, Lifestealer»
BASED OUR GOOK
>>122735597
TREADS
IT'S FUCKING TREADS
THERE'S NO 'H'
>>122735256
I'll delete you, mongoloid.
>Turning 4 literally who into a top tier team
HOW DOES HE DO IT?
how the fuck do i play riki
>>122735354
whats the previous el classico match in doter?
>>122735941
Na'vi Alliance
>>122735597
original op here form last thread
i would rather get treads than aquila
to be honest
>>122735847
he's the only dota bonjwa so far
there are a few good captains like ppd
there are some good supports
there are many good playmakers
but there's only one maestro of dota; puppey, he makes good players and good teams, in addition to being a good captain and player himself
>>122735000
You can go back to Reddit and jerk off to your Reddit mascot puppey then
>we will never ever see a EG v Secret at a Major FINALS (upper bracket main event doesnt count)
baka desu senpai
>>122733406
god bless
>>122736048
7th place
>>122736012
when was that again?
>>122736062
Puppey hates Reddit though. Also
>Implying
>Valve will never make an official cut/edit of TI3 with the most memorable moments through all the tournament in proper order and an almost full cut of the finals.
>akke blaming their loss on the panel gender issues
top fucking kek
>>122736163
Most of 2013 and into 2014, before both teams faded into terribleness
>>122736180
Link?
>>122736048
Yeah I remember the time he ran Navi to the ground
>>122736306
I remember that time where he carried Na'Vi for like 3 years.
>>122736306
that wasn't him, and the managers didn't want to fix shit that's why he left in the end and since then he has made two more tier1 teams
so how are you enjoying dota so far newfriend?
>>122735905
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIEVXb_PUtwgqtc02025Cg
>>122736163
download TI3 finals, it's free in client
it was the culmination of the alliance vs navi era
I would really appreciate if someone could post THE webm.
>>122736615
>just 4 more hours until n0lans & co get sent home
>>122735847
Puppey performance during the year is always top tier. Don't know why he always fails to deliver during TI.
>got keked during the finals of TI 2 times
>TI4 was a fucking disaster cuz Dondo and (4) did not practice, Kuroky was at conflict with XBOCT
>got an All-Star line up in TI5 but got keked once again thanks to Kuroky and Arteezy
I think he works better with people who are humble and listens to him. w33ha is new and wants to become a legit comp player. Misery has been floating around for too long and did not find a stable team. PLD finally got a chance to come back to comp scene after TI4. Even EE must know that he is a piece of shit and listens to Puppey.
>>122734897
I don't understand why people spout shit like this. All it does is demoralize their team and reduces the chance of the comeback which is a possibility in almost every case. I always mute and report people who give up and/or announce their intention to give up way before the game is decided. That kind of shitty attitude is just toxic and belongs in low prio.
>>122736710
>left handed gun
>right handed grenade
NICE GAME
>>122736792
>kuroky was at conflict with XBOCT
Why were they at conflict?
>>122736792
>reaches TI finals 3 years in a row
>failed to deliver
You may need to check with a professional for retardism.
reminder that this is clearly a honeypot lan since all the chinese teams are performing "bad"
>>122736875
le if im the carry i would do much better
>>122736862
but they were both left handed
>>122733406
Rollin pa plz
>>122736920
I can tell it's a honey pot because MY team isn't winning.
>>122736920
>tfw no honeypot hero
>>122737014
>tfw no cunnypot hero
>Playing Overthrow
>Pick Pudge
>Rush a blink dagger
>Ward enemy spawn
>Blink into nearby trees
>Hook enemy in
>Blink out mid-hook
>They're stuck there for the rest of the game if they lack mobility
This shouldn't work as well as it does
>>122733406
This needs to be remade with fuccbois
>>122737236
what if there would be an item that allowed you to destroy trees on low low price of 225 gold ?
what if there would be item that allowed you to teleport with low low price of 100 gold ?
>>122737371
Did you miss the Overthrow part? Nobody walks around with a quelling/TP
>>122737371
100 gold is TOOOO MUCH
make it 75 gold
>>122737371
I dunno man 100 gold is a bit expensive for that
might wanna lower it...
>>122737236
>>122737371
So why does this work for trees and not for cliffs too?
>>122737558
Cliffs too but to my knowledge there are at least a few spawns without a viable cliff.
>>122733406
double 00 ww get
>>122737236
Are there no couriers in overthrow?
https://twitter.com/TobiWanDOTA/status/667218665662730240
DOTARDS????????????????????????????????????????
>tfw you random Centaur and crush nerds like you were Biff Tannen
So can anyone tell me
Just why in the FUCK are custom announcers STILL broken? Holy fucking shit Valve. Reborn is seriously the stupidest thing to have happened to this game
How do we fixed Chinese doto?
>>122738072
Force them to look at skeletons
>>122736710
i fucking hate the grenades in csgo
they don't work like 1.6 grenades, where if your crosshair is just a hair away from a corner you can still grow the grenade around the corner and not hit it. now they have mass so the grenade would collide with the corner
it feels ... wrong
>>122738246
wrong
thanks for the (You) though :^)
>>122738246
are you okay anon?
>>122738246
Are you implying that that is all one person?
rage
>even CLQ is now bored of Dota
just fuck this game
>>122738526
Who?
>>122736862That's the nice thing about TF2, switching hands lets you corner with rockets, stickies, pills and the flamethrower differently.
is this you d2g?
>tfw dotards will defend this
>>122738661
Why can't Valve just add a "turn cosmetics off" button?
>>122738661
Valve always starts will an amazing color palette and art style with their games, then they flood it with the most fugly shit possible
http://media.steampowered.com/apps/dota2/workshop/Dota2CharacterArtGuide.pdf
>>122738771
>This is our future
It gets worse and worse every new hat out, the Axe immortal is a fucking cape for fuck's sake.
>>122738771
>>122738882
>recycling memes from 2012
>>122738648
left is me desu
>>122739069
You should loose some weight tbqh
>>122738769
>>122738771
>>122738882no bitching.
>>122738648
it's me on the left
how is it possible that after all these years, valve still hasnt fixed the problem of south americans and parties ruining every game?
>>122738990
I am Professor Buckley H. Dobson, and I have a degree in memenomics, highest honors.
Memes appreciate in value the less you use them, to the point that they sometimes become full on jokes. The less a meme is used, it builds up, like oil. The meme we are currently discussing has not been used for 3 years now, and those who have invested stock into the HatJew memes are expecting quite a bit of growth in their finances. Of course, any profit that they make must be taxed by our president, Donald Trump
>>122739104
grumble grumble
>>122739104
too late, australia is waking up
get in the bunkers, this will turn in shitposting central till frankfurt starts
>>122739164
IT'S MEMETICS YOU FUCKING FRAUD
>sweet sepsis
what did necrolyte mean with this?
>>122739186
oi shut the fuck up cunt
dont act as if yurupoors are cleans themselves
when do majors start
>>122739398
10:30 local time
>>122739265
memetics is the study of the physical forces that affect memes and spur on their development.
Memenomics is the study of their effects on the global economy. A Memetics expert could tell you about how the overusage of memes has burned a hole in the bozone layer, causing alien memes to come in unfiltered. This is why we've recently seen the surgence of "AYY lmao"
Currently, global leaders are trying to reduce memery to preserve our climate, but reddit and their great brown cloud of shitty communities is the biggest offender.
>>122738661
Holy fuck
Why Reddit such a shithole?
>>122739432
A well put together assessment, professor.
Might I inquiry where you went to school?
>d2g's collective faces when Our Guys send Team Reddit (eg) home
>>122739572
>d2g collectively hates EE and loves Secret
ftfy
>>122739572
That would imply EG/Secret grand finals because they're both in upper bracket.
>>122739398
>10:30am
>on a weekday
why are Germans of all people so dumb?
anyone here like dota 2?
so team secret run a tiny pos 4???
>>122739572
I'm pretty sure d2g was favoring EG and reddit liked Secrey a lot.
>>122739780
ye lol
inb4 ppd copies it >:(
>>122738661
holy shit are reddit autists retarded?
OMG VIPER HAS SCALES NOW I CAN'T SEE IF THEY ARE THE SAME HERO ANYMORE!!!!!111
>POINTY HAT ON WARLOCK? WHAT HERO IS THIS WTF????
and I thought d2g was stupid but reddit is many levels beyond us
>>122739572
>me on the right with the heart thingy
>>122739802
What's their chance to go into final?
>>122739868
I think reddit is fine for simply glancing at the front page to find any news. But they weren't kidding when they told me the rest of the community is cancer. I tried to beat the "reddit is shitty" meme, but I found out it was a fact that hard way.
What's weird is whenever d2g pops up on reddit, they all say they don't understand why 4chan hates reddit
Well I know why. I do.
Is there a hero better at farming heroes instead of creeps than ursa?
>>122739572
me with the green bow
>>122739842
i dont get the niche it gives
i mean whats the point of it? toss doom?
>>122739952
sorry, the only posters I take seriously are fans of TI winning teams.
That includes:
>not C9
>not Secret
>>122738661
wow my reddit account is on there. ama
>>122733406
rollanrollan
>>122740067
Riki sub 2k mmr :^)
>>122738661
Does nohats work again yet
>>122740067
Meepo
Ember Spirit
>Reborn first releases
>game plays perfect, max settings, 60+fps
>constantly go from 20ms to jumps of 300ms everygame
>search everywhere for a fix but can't find any
>quit the game because it's unplayable
>come back
>IT STILL ISN'T FIXED
THE ONLY GAME ON MY PC THAT DOES THIS. The game ran fucking perfect for years before the Reborn update. It's nothing to do with my connection because I get like 50ms the whole game but it just constantly spikes to 300 for a couple seconds. Tried every suggestion even by their support.
I never wanted to quit the game but it's totally unplayable for no reason, this is fucking atrocious. The UI in reborn is dogshit too, I had to go through a bunch of unintuitive bullshit just to open a fucking chest.
Fuck you Valve
>>122740091
which one are you
>>122740287
Those take effort tbqfwy
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE RANDOM STEALTH VOICE PITCH CHANGES
NYX IS MORE HIGH PITCHED AND SOUNDS LIKE A FAG
SVEN IS MORE LOW PITCHED AND SOUNDS LIKE A TRYHARD
THEY
WERE
F I N E
SOME OF YOU DOTARDS ARE ALRIGHT. DON'T GO TO VALVE HEADQUARTERS TOMORROW
>>122740460
this is an awfully menial thing to be upset at anon
>>122740460
calm down sperg
>>122740067
I remember when Ursa came out in dota2 every one was freaking out like it would be the apocalypse of pubs or something... in reality what happened is that pubs turned into kitting central. One of the easiest heroes to play against.
WHERE THE FUK IS THE DESERT TERRAIN AND THE ZEUS REMODEL LA
what supports do you guys think are the best in the game
>>122740560
where the fuk is this qt's nose?
what did LD mean with this ? ?
>>122739758
who? what?
>>122740582
Chen and Winter Waifu
>>122740514
How do you kite against orb of venom, phase boots, blink dagger?
>>122740694
having teammates, stuns, forcestaffs, lothars, etc
>>122733406
dragon get
>>122740798
one of the best feelings tbqh
not gayat least not irlyet
>>122740798
i bet you're cute :3
>>122740080
toss big creeps into mid creepwave to pull them
>>122740798
P-Pics?
I'll share mine too
>>122740460
DELETE THIS POST
seriously, if they really changed it for the worse then I hope I never notice
I'm gonna have to whipe this thread from my memory now, thanks anon
>>122740460
Could be a bug, there were a lot of heroes that had messed up voices when Reborn was first released. Complain about it on Reddit.
>>122740934
>replying to our shitposter
stop
@122740357
@122740460
@122740560
are the same person. he always comes, drops a few shitposts in a row and leaves for a few hours
>>122741082
What the fuck. I'm >>122740560 only, mongoloid.
Seriously consider killing urself, you fucking dipshit shitstain.
I would never go as low as to post a fucking frog image.
Fuck that shit.
And fuck you too, shitter.
@122741234
calm down mate
>>122740798
Did you shave your ass too?
>>122733406
pls be redhead
>>122741272
I fucking hate frog posters.
>>122741350
>Mirana
Life is suffering
>>122741340
how would you even do that? is there a special tool to shave your ass?
mmm big forehead fuck
>>122740798
>shaved.
Why don't you just trim it,senpai
>>122733406
roll.....
>>122741427
no, you just have to be careful and use a mirror
>>122740798
How the fuck is this DOTA related?
>moonmeander
Is he still such an annoying faggot like he was in hon?
hey my name is tobi
i want to be cool too :D
what supports do i get into this game with that are easy to pick up but rewarding to be good at
preferably ones that don't fall off lategame
>>122740885
>>122733475
>concerned-doctor.jpg
>talking about dota
the only thing you should be concerned is your weight you fat fuck
>>122741461
yay i got the loli
>>122741564
lich, witch doctor
>>122736062
puppey said he absolutely hates reddit and that he also hates twitch chat which is why he doesnt stream
Post playstyles
>>122741671
lich kinda sucks lategame if he cant get a good ult off, and in pubs no one uses the space you create early game with your sacrifice to win early enough. feel free to tell me why i'm wrong but that's how i feel
wd is a nice suggestion, any others
>>122741564
Crystal Maiden
>implying dropping a Freezing Field on the enemy team and getting a multi-kill isn't rewarding
>>122741750
Are you one of those "character mainers"?
>>122741703
our guy status: clemented
>>122741760
im gonna be real here anon,i don't like playing female characters because i don't think they're very cool
>>122741796
It's the best way to boost mmr m8
Accept my friend request Adelaide-chan~
http://steamcommunity.com/id/RequiemOfRose/
>>122741804
Fuck off with your Hearthstone shit, Blizzard shill.
>>122741796
No, I just pick the same 10 or so heroes
>>122740694
with a force staff
>>122741804
Did she get a leggo?
>>122741757
Pretty much all supports will fall off late game
ogre magi is pretty straight forward and durable
>>122741804
what is that suit even supposed to be?
>>122736875
They weren't, only retards think that.
>>122741883
Whats adelaides id?
>>122741883
Dude, I'm not fucking Adelaide.
Nor am I even online on steam for that matter.
Why are you even posting my id?
>>122741757
Frost armor is incredible late game and makes a huge difference against enemy carries late game.
I'll just leave this here.
How did drums go from horrible-never-build item to an item people build on every carry
is dota just about memes
I just realised
I don't know who or what this adeleide is
I know it has something to do with shitposting and anime tho, thats for sure
>>122740910
thats all? what the fuck?
>>122733406
roll
>>122742076
more skirmishing early, that ms, hp and mana sure does help
-5 AS on pt, +5 AS on the drums active
also yeah, drums = lose was very meemey. drums was just kind of like vanguard in the sense that people built it way too often because they didn't know what else to build
is there a more underrated carry than luna?
>>122742004
>nicofag é de portugal
hue
>>122742097
you deny the enemy midplayer 3-4 waves by minute 4-5, giving your mid lvl 4 while hes lvl 3, lvl 5 while hes lvl 4 and lvl 6 while hes lvl 5
the tradeoff is that you wont have many stacks for your own mid at those two spots
>>122742097
>autowin mid while support gets farm from pulled camps
that's pretty broken tbqh senpai
>>122742252
Chaos knight, just get some good strength items and you pretty much insta-rape anybody with a rift and illusions
>>122741883
>>122742004
fucking normal skill
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/7217567
I CAN'T CHOOSE
OUR GUYS OR ANIME
AHHHHH
>>122742076
> people build on every carry
since when?
what the fuck?
>>122742297
>>122742308
tusk already does this with his shards
>>122742493
>>122736476
>I-its the managers fault!
puppey was the captain at the time, he should take the blame, navi wouldn't have slumped if he did such a bad job at ti4. He destroyed everything artstyle had built up for the team. By the time artstyle returned navi was already dog shit
>>122738769
>implying as many people would buy cosmetics if they couldn't show off what a special snowflake they are to others.
Lmao.
>>122742402
so our janny no longer plays the game?
wtf abbadon poster? why u lie to me
>>122742608
He has never been a janny
@122742586
0/10 shitpost, not even worth a (you)
>>122740885
>oh haha
>>122734436
i honestly thought axe-in-lizard-kings-body will just grab the crown and touch his old body with it
>>122742402
>>122742608
Are you fucking retards?
Look at the god damn stupid dates, you moronic troglodytes.
Those are all stats from 2013, aside from two stupid inhouse games 5 months ago.
Jesus fucking Christ, seriously consider killing urselves.
>>122733406
test
Post No.122742586
>its not xboct fault for sucking
>its always the captain amirite :^)
>xDD
>>122742674
i thought the nico poster was the janny because he deletes adelaide posts
and deletes the anti core abadon meme
>>122742775
hey, you kept bragging your abbadon meme and i almost believed you.
where are the matches here? WHERE?
>>122733406
rollan
Do you think puppey has more memey cheese strats up his sleeve?
Or was that jungle tiny his ace in the hole
>wake up
>Secret won
>>122742867
I don't have to brag about jack shit, retard.
My 50 wins - 16 losses CARRY Abaddon is 100% legit.
You can check my profile whenever I'm online, I have the stats displayed there for all you shitters to watch and cry.
>>122742907
me in the middle
was aui the HOTD poster?
>>122742907
me on the left
>>122743045
just link me the dotabuff
i wanna see your build and skill points fuck!!!!
>>122743083
>he thinks it's one person
>>122743173
I don't have it enabled, dudester.
>>122734548
dotabuff or gtfoi just want to know your build
>>122742076
But anon, Phase + Drums was the original carry build up.
>>122734548
>tfw I'm now 50 wins / 16 losses with only playing CARRY Abaddon
>tfw that equals to a 34 win to 0 ZERO loss ratio
That's not how ratios work you little faggot
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering a tent with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. At that point she sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove them one at a time. "Squire, must you pitch another tent so soon?" she says to me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but she kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I happily endulge until my raging boner begins to hurt from pressing so hard against my trousers. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." I do so while she does the same. Then, all of a sudden, I feel an inescapable desire to stand still. "FIGHT ME" she screams as she pushes me to the ground and gets on top of me. It's only now that I notice she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that she won't stop until one of us cums. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>122743173
>>122743309
I really can't be bothered to type this shit again so I just went back to the archives and literally copied a post I did regarding this subject a few months back.
Take it for what you will, shitstains :
Step back kid, I'm about to school your kuso ass with CARRY Abaddon.
Start off with a ring of protection, two branches, some tangoes and a mana potion. You can even buy the fuckin' courier because why the fuk not.
Your CARRY Abaddon is going to be a position 2 or even 3. You're never going to be a position 1, dude. Keep that in mind.
Build that basi ring next, get that fuckin' magic wand and some phase boots. Rush a fuckin' basher and run to people and bash their fucking face.
After this it depends how the game goes, you can go S&Y next if you're ballin' outta control and expect to finish early, or just go Vlads next into a Skadi or Heart and AC.
If this goes really late, finish that fuckin' abyssal and after your skadi / heart + AC you can go MKB for the damage.
Max the shield first, 2 points into the passive, max the heal, finish the passive. Always max the ultimate whenever the chance.
If your team is fuckin' kuso ass shit, as they usually are, sometimes it's actually naice to build a aghanism instead of a skadi or heart and go for a AC after, because with the aghanism you can actually stop those shitters from dying.
Now, take this one in a life-time chance to git fuckin' gud, kid.
I'm not gonna school for your fuckin' shit ass kuso ass forever.
I have 146 matches played, 85 won and I'm only level 37
When my friend had 146 matches he was already 50+
Why is this happening? I want to try ranked
>>122743572
tl;dr
>>122743572
wow
this is legit the worst advice I've ever read on /d2g/
like it would work in 2k but anything would work in 2k
>>122743651
I really don't care, dudester.
Does /d2g/ still think there is only one of us?
>>122743670
Yeah, continue to stay shit, dude.
I'll keep ramping up my literally FREE wins off shitters like you.
>>122743749
??? wat
>>122743572
youre the abbaposter good
noted
>>122743217
youre the nico poster
stop copying his meme
Guys I'm hungry. What should I eat? I'm staying up past my bedtime for dota
>>122742553
thanks for your donations senpai
>our guys VP going against our guys OG
>LGD, CDEC, EHOME on another bracket
lol fucking nice bracket la
>>122743821
What the fuck? Both those posts are mine, you troglodyte.
>>122743832
You can tell she's mad jealous of that beautiful hair
>>122743832
who cares fuck this game
singsing strimming
>>122743601
no you don't
you will calibrate very low and will have even worse matches than you're getting now and you will be pissed the fuck off until you grind all the way up
Anybody wanna kill time with Ability Draft or some customs?
>want Arteezy to win TI
>want EE to win TI
>only one of them can win
Why can't they just be on the same team.
how come there is no anti-healing normal level spell?
>>122740460
>they changed the pitch on nyx abaddon and necro
>all sounding worse
why
>unknown favorite anime
>boku no pico
literally our guys
rip these dudes
>>122744046
b-but normal games are suffering
how do i know when im good enough for ranked
post your favourite
int
str
agi
heroes
>>122734076
It's the Alienware Cup from 2013 for those that don't know. It's a must watch tournament, especially the games between LGD and Navi.
>>122744151
invoker, kunkka, spectre
basically I need special space and attention and am almost always a burden
>>122744145
When you have a 50 win to 16 loss, which equals to a 34 win to 0 ZERO loss ratio with your best Hero, broseph.
That's when you know you get gud.
>>122744151
invoker
wisp
weaver
>>122743901
ok janny
>>122744219
but in normals thats impossible because people leave or afk
not to mention dota2 is a teamgame, you cannot win alone that often
>>122744075
not yet, but i think it will be added in the next few patches
>>122744151
wisp (int)
ursa (str)
windrunner (agi)
>>122744151
ogre magi
earthshaker
faceless void
>>122744151
ogre
timber
brood
>>122737687
There are, no one buys them tho.
>>122744151
ogre magi
earthshaker
faceless void
>>122744329
People usually buy them for the 3v3's or the 5v5's.
Worst hero in the game, here. Can you post images to cheer me up?
*hic*
Why d2g always recycle the same stale meme
>>122742592
>>122738769
what if the "turn cosmetics off" buttoncost money
>>122744214
yea I doubt that, the skill level of dota two years ago was pathetic
baka @ remembering ti1
Why is Slardar and Doom suddenly picked more in competitive?
>>122744372
Oh hey, hi Treant.
>>122744372
>Worst hero in the game, here.
Sup'
>>122744392
what if it broke one month later
:^)
>>122744385
that's the way of meme
>>122744372
>Worst hero in the game
>only makes himself useless and not his teammates
You need to step it up, small time.
>>122744292
>implying ursa would be good as str
his ult was reworked a year ago
>implying windrunner would be good as agi
nice wasted attack speed retardoursa needs attack speed
>>122744372
Go ahead. Try to remember the last time you saw me win a game. ANYWHERE
>>122744451
you're just playing him wrong
>>122733406
rol
>>122744451
>implying Elder Titan is the worst hero in the game
>implying Echo Stomp wouldn't be decent if people didn't just instant wake them up
>implying Natural Order isn't good against high-armor carries OR in minus armor strats
>implying Astral Spirit doesn't give vision for scouting
>implying you can't BoT into Astral Spirit in a meta where tons of meta cores are getting early BoTs
>implying implications
>>122744507
>he didn't heed the word of based support tinker
>>122733406
Anything but mirana please
How'd we do?I was hard support Abaddon
>>122744372
>>122744451
>>122744507
>>122744627
pssh nothin personnel kids
Guy on starladder is talking about playing his mmr game.
What did he mean by this?
>>122744718
>support Abaddon
Kill urself.
>>122744778
Better than no support like my team originally wanted.
>>122744718
>le alch cosplaying as naga meme
baka shit build desu
>sub4k shitters will never be rangebanned
>>122744821
What about the Ogre Magi?
>>122744718
>RADIANT
4 JUNGLERS LMAO
4 JUNGLERS
>>122744856
>t. 4.5k
>>122744729
Voids still a lategame monster.
That mana cost nerf on Chrono though really fucked him.
>>122744718
I prefer octarine before ahgs on abbadon but it's not bad.
>OG vs VP
I can't choose familie. I want them both to win
>>122744981
>octarine abaddon
Is this a new meme?
>>122744859
ogre cursed us out at the beginning when we asked him to support, so i supported instead. on the bright side he was warding and defending base while LC and I made the final push to mow down the radiants racks.
True anime will win today
>>122745019
Octarine is great on just about every hero but a handful
>>122745019
>he doesn't know what octarine core does
Back to league.
>>122745040
I'd report that shitstain.
A Peruvian weeaboo grabbed a bunch of friends and
>Managed to get into TI5 qualifiers
>Managed to get into Majors qualifiers AND the Main event
What's your excuse dotards?
So after some research I found a carry abaddon spammer game.
Look at this fucking shitter getting carried by Sven while still building "carry" items and managing to get 2 (two) last hits per minute
Kill yourself please senpai
>Our guys about to destroy VP.
hype desu.
>Reinstall DOTA2
>Play a match
>Lose horribly.
>Play a custom
>Always end up 1v3+ in my lane because somehow, people can detect that I'm the guy that needs to be shut down because he can't play from behind.
>Lose miserably, but can leave without consequence, so whatever.
Oh boy, gitting gud sure is possible.
>wake up
>secret won against their guys VG
Feels good to be honest family
>sing strim to warm up till frankfurt
ugu
>>122745103
Illidan's favorite anime is Code Geass, he has no taste
>>122745550
>CG
>Bad
Spot the newfag.
>>122736920
You can tell it's a honeypot because Alliance did not reveal their strats. Where was s4 qop or mid batrider? Not worth exposing in irrelevant lans.
How do we make SK viable without making him broken, deeto gee?
>>122745584
CG was a trainwreck
>>122745550
CG airing was the best thing that ever happened on /a/ you goddamn pleb
>>122745689
>enjoy these last moments of joy
>they will be your last
Learn2English whoever made this.
>>122745701
can you fuck off lelouch
>>122745701
no it was shit geass summer meme cancer
Majors would've been better if singsing was there t b h
>too late for a game before frankfurt in case game goes too long
>still one hour till frnakfurt
suffering
>>122745870
it's fine, C9 is picking him to replace ritsu and become top2 NA
>>122745870
>singshit
No, just no.
OG and VP are gonna be picking within a pool of 15 heroes as every other non secret team does.
FUCK THIS SHIT GAME!
>>122745935
I want to believe
>>122745959
>I hate teams trying to win.
Fuck off RETARD.
Reminder that Valve will never ever release a cute hero.
>>122745959
kill yourself already
>>122745550
Grass is based as fuck pleb
What if there was a hero that would have a crit aura and gives heroes / creeps crit? Could be an ultimate active
>>122733406
rollan
>>122746059
that would require Valve to do work anon..
>tfw playing creep skipping axe
It's just so fucking rude, I just finished a game where we got 25 minute mega creeps
>>122746059
Useless hero, this already exists.
>>122746164
If they cant stop you its like a brood last pick, you can just take over the game
>>122746213
Wolf gives bonusdamage, not crit aura
>>122746059
What if Boner King's Crit had an active that gave aoe crit?
Give it a ridiculous cd to balance it out
>>122746253
brisbane?
>>122746253
me being sneaky
>>122746312
melbourne
>>122746252
But everyone can buy a HotD and get their own crits.
>>122745584
>>122745701
>>122745550
Code Geass is in EE's top 3, now tell me how bad Code Geass is because you have to be a contrarian :^)
>>122746387
You mean crystalis / daedalus
>>122746059
Critler the critlord
Q:
(active)Critler delivers a critical hit on his next attack
Damage: 150%/200%/250%/300% CD 15 seconds
W:
(passive)Critler empowers his attacks with critical hits
Critchance:10%/15%/20%/25% Damage: 250%
E:
(passive) crit aura, 900 range affects friendly heroes
Critchance: 10% Damage: 120%/140%/160%/180%
R:
(Active) 5 seconds of guaranteed critical hits for Critler
Damage 200%/275%/350%
(Aghs upgrade:) Applied to everyone in range of crit aura as well
>>122746434
Why would you buy BadHotD : The Item? HOTD already provides crit and SO MUCH MORE.
>>122746478
Just that it doesn't give you crit
>broadcast coverage resumes: 9 minutes
>sing streaming
fuck la
>>122746505
It does though? The wolf has crit.
>>122745353
Holy shit, dude. How did you manage to find that?
I don't exactly remember that game but I think at the end I sold some shit to get the boots of travel.
And yeah, I didn't farm much that game because I was roaming and shit. Not to mention that the Disraptor never bought a single ward so I had to do those as well.
I won that game for my team by giving Sven all the space he needed though. My snowballing early game was what made all this shit happen.
As I said before though, CARRY Abaddon is never a position 1, you're usually a 2 or a 3.
Nice find though, dudester.
>>122746554
It doesn't give you crit tho
>>122746389
EE dropped Nichijou so it doesn't matter.
>>122746604
But the wolf has crit
>>122746605
>overreacting: the anime
good
FINALLY
THE TIME HAS COME
OH JESUS WHY DID I STAY UP THIS LATE TO WATCH PEOPLE PLAY VIDEO GAMES
>>122745353
>>122746596
Also, take note shitters:
VERY HIGH SKILL
Proof once again that I am the best CARRY Abaddon in all of /d2g/
>tfw just had 42 people watch me play the worst dota of my life for a few hours through Steam broadcasting
I-I'm so embarrassed.
>>122738882
Axe's cape is fine, what actually bothers me is that it had literally nothing to do with the comic, Every other hero's comic was a tie-in for their in-game item, Valve gives less of a shit every time.
>tfw Ausfag
>it's only 7 P.M.
Kinda sucks that the Vici Vs. Secret game happened late too late for me though so you win some and lose some.
>>122746672
Only helpful if you're Doom, though.
>>122746791
why are you quoting yourself?
stop samefagging
>>122746817
>playing random game
>intelligent movement, ganking, farming, etc. from me
>'X viewers currently watching!'
HERP A DERP
Last time I doomed catapults twice.
>>122746881
I quoted myself for identification, nothing else dude.
>>122746749
DON'T WAKE ME UP
I'M SLEEPING IN TODAY
Eternal envy dropped
>Azumanga daioh
>Nichijou
>Panty and Stocking
>Squid girl
I don't think EE can be our guy anymore...
>>122738661
You're genuinely retarded if you've ever mistaken one hero for another while playing this game.
Only questionable thing I've seen would be that one Rubick set that has yellow on it that looked sort of like Shadow Shaman from above.
>385 replies
>100 posters
>in 4 hours
I thought we were dead
>>122746953
He's never been our guy.
N-god is.
>>122746745
literally all anime is overreacting
>>122747018
now count how many of those posts are actually dota relted
>>122747018A lot of this thread is actually all me.
>>122733406
WR for free wins please
>>122746819
It's probably because they outsourced the comic and finished the item a long time ago
are there any actual good players in this general?
i need someone to watch my stream or play a game with me who can tell how good i am just yet
>>122747023
No[o]ne is pretty good.
I didn't know he was always our guy.
>>122747140
i'm 4.5k in the only region that matters
>>122747159
Uh fucktard?
Vega got knocked out, N0tail is still in the tournament.
Notail > No[o]ne
>>122733406
Tide is cute!
>>122747182
Who's notail?
>>122747225
You know, the manlet.
>>122747225
d2g's guy.
Explain this shit dotards:
>eurokeks bitch and moan that TI is always in NA
>they get a TI-tier event in europe
>audience is dead and barely any euros attend
How about drum+solar on razor?
>>122733406
Rolling
Which d2g meme is your favourite?
>>122747307
How about you kill urself?
>>122747287
>showing up to watch a honeypot lan
>Nolans going home tonight
Can't wait.
>>122747287
IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME.
IT'S FUCKING 10 AM.
WHEN VALVE STOP LETTING WEEKDAY TOURNAMENTS HAPPEN DOTA 2 WILL BE THE BIGGEST GAME BUT NO
>LETS HAVE A TOURNAMENT FROM MONDAY TO FRIDAY AND THE FINALS ON SATURDAY.
>>122747237
>>122747246
Yeah I'm seeing noone named notail in the majors
>>122747327
Carry Abaddon.
>>122747287
>TI is the biggest esports event of the year
>3 majors per year
>Organized by fucking ESL of all things
What did you expect faggot
Can someone explain to me why C9 Ritsu got kicked from C9?
What did he say? Is he rude jude? Why did he get kicked? What's the deal with this guy?
>>122747225
He's also known as 'n0lans' .
>>122733406
Rolling for 9 inches ᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅ
>>122747351
At least the grand finals is on the evening instead of this "9:00 AM monday morning" bullshit.
>>122747067
stop hogging all the (you)s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RviOwY0OKyE
OG'S THEME.
>>122747421
you got 9 inches... of horsedick lmao
>>122733406
roll
>>122744151
Winter Wyvern
Wisp
Mirana
>>122747669
Best waifu
>>122746832
>he identifies with the hero he's currently playing
baka mobabs, baka
>>122733406
>mfw lolbubs can't do this shit cause heroes are locked behind a paywall
>>122733406
Mirana get
>>122733406
ROLL
>>122733406
>tfw no Carry Abaddon waifu
>Pos. 1 Slark
>Pos. 2 Outworld
>Pos. 3 Timber
>Pos. 4 Undying
>Pos. 5 Silencer
>Le steal your stats crew
r8 my meme draft
>>122747951
Kill urself
>>122747951
I think you got the wrong hooker?
OG is going to win the major
>>122733406
ok.
>>122748028
nah
>>122747951
terrible
no stuns
silencer pos 5 kek
UD is always solid but hes banned so no can do
timber is meme, go for it if youre good like sumail with him
OD is fucking shit
Slark lanes terribly, if you get aggro laned, youre done for most likely, UD might salvage it a little but silencer and slark lane so badly against aggro
NICE CROWD DOTARDS
L M A O
>>122733406
please pa please pa please pa
>>122748191
spoiler that shit
>>122733406
alright lets do it
>>122748182
>only 120 posters right now
>crowd may even lesser
D E A D
E
A
D
>>122748182
WOW
>>122733406
rollan
What is the best hero to pick if you just want to ruin someone's day?
I'm liking necrophos so far for it, because of his ult. Are there any others?
>>122748221
>>122748182
It's fucking 10:30 on a Thursday in motherfucking freezing Germany.
Seriously, why didn't they just hosted the tournament in Portugal instead? It's like 25. degrees here right now and it's 9:30am
Whoever was in charge of this shit ass kuso tournament needs to get fired ASAP, man.
>>122748253
obvious answer, techies
>>122733790
>true support
>in 6.85
lmao, night stalker / bara / ud / tusk / kunkka / pudge / games a fucking joke / etc
>>122748253
tinker mid, and not even getting ggreaves
you just ruined the match for the rest of your team
>it's a people will shitpost about the crowd until the game starts episode
how does he keep doing it?
every time some one says "honeypot" with a reaction image i laugh my ass off
>>122747951
>buy bkb
>win
also no cc
>>122748309
what does this mean ?
>>122748315
>it's a why are indians always so fucking ugly episode
>>122748324
What does it mean?
>>122748264
>wanting the major to be hosted in a third world country
yeah no
>15k viewers
>no crowd
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH DOTARDS
HAHAHAHHA
>>122748450
>wanting to watch rubber band shit
Why is Synderen so fucking buttmad at OG?
>>122748004
Steal stats. STEAL.
>>122748450
its 10:43 in germany i think
hey friends
new dota 2 fan here
which team do i root for?
BOOTH SUCCUBUS DETECTED
OG RARES IN TROUBLE
why does drafter always play pos 4/5?
>>122748510
how does timber steal stats?
>>122748535
Team Secret
>>122733406
nigga
>>122748596
hjis q steals enemies stats lol noob fag
>>122733221
Wow I thought the EG Secret game was first.
Fuck this shit, fuck your faggot euro-major. Everyone knows who the final teams will be just eliminate these nobodies and be done with it.
>>122748535
vp or secret
OG and EG are literally reddit
>>122748535
og unknown and mineski are our boys
eg if you are a mainstream murifat
secret if you are a reddittor/braindead lolicon
>>122733406
Wind plssss
>>122748558
Supports set up the movements of their team through warding, smokes etc.
They also roam a lot.
Pos 1 and 2 only really need to focus on CS in the early game and maybe some solo picks unless otherwise instructed by their captain.
>>122748596
>>122748625
NOOB FAG
>>122748535
>>122748636
who do brainalive lolicons support senpaitachi?
>>122748535
NA'VI xD
>>122748535
OG
>>122748535
anime = secret
usa = eg
slav = vp
le funny guy = og
china souless robots = everything else
>>122748631
>EG is literally reddit
I'm guessing you don't ever go to /r/dota2, but literally everyone in the comments, ie hard-redditfags, are tagged up as Secret fans. So much so that that 90% of commenters are secret fans and 9/10 posts on the front page are related to Secret. Meanwhile EG's match discussions get less than 100 upvotes because of socialist europeans keks who love to see freedom fail.
>BETTER HAVE TOURNAMENT GAMES AT 10 AM IN A BUSY TIME WHERE PEOPLE ARE WILLING TO TAKE WORK OFF DURING CHRISTMAS TIME TO ATTEND A VIDEO GAME EVENT.
RIGHT ESL HEHEHEHEHEH.
This the first Dota iv watched since the International
Whats new? whos the extincting/team to watch in this?
>>122748709
>I'm guessing you don't ever go to /r/dota2
no, i dont
>>122748709
kill yourself redditor piece of shit
reported
>>122748636
>literal underage peruvian pub trash cancer
>our guys
Hello Reddit.
>>122748535
None.
All the fun teams have been knocked out.
>>122748705
>anime = secret
VP is Anime, not Secret you dumbfuck.
>>122741750
>i main most boring heroes and role
step up baka
cant post mine but
0.03 vers
0.9 farming
0.7 pushing
0.2 support
0.5 fighting
>ZERO
>FUCKING
>AUDIENCE MEMBERS
ESL EVENTS ARE THE W O R S T
does anyone else ever worry that fly will never use his strength to force them all the way down on his fat jewish rod?
>>122748727
Literally the only teams in contention are Secret and EG, the rest are trash in comparison.
Even CDEC spilt all of their spaghetti against EG.
OUR GUYS OR ANIME
WHO WILL WIN?
>>122748709
>>122748731
ayy
>>122748709
>Meanwhile EG's match discussions get less than 100 upvotes because of socialist europeans keks who love to see freedom fail.
i just like to see rtz fail desu
>>122748709
oh how wrong you are
eg = reddit
reddit = eg
>>122748709
this. eg doesn't get much support and are always bullied
they're our guys
Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.
>>122733406
gimmie a waifu
is their a game starting soon?
>>122748705
>secret
>anime
lmfao. only envy and pld watch anime meanwhile vp bootcamps include anime sessions
help i dont know who to root for
>>122748753
>treant
>boring
Apparently you've never bought boots on this hero.
Apparently you've never cast leech seed as this hero.
>tfw to handsome to be a Dota player
>VP told maelk to fuck off
Based
>>122748801
Whos this cutie?
>>122748758
>Cut dick
>>122748821
Our Guys (OG)
QUICK /d2g/ WHAT IS THE NUMBER OF LANS?
desu im watching the major b-because of s-synderen and m-merlini
>>122748824
>He plays treant
mah nigga
>>122748830
excuse you
>>122748853
>do I fit in yet
No you fucking don't.
Reminder
>>122748753
>tree
>boring
have you ever bought aghs
>>122743572
>basher first abaddon
>not position 1 or 2
lemme see who lets you farm that shit up in offlane
2k mmr smurf?
>>122748709
>I'm guessing you don't ever go to /r/dota2
>going on reddit
>>122748821
Our slavs VP
>>122748876
>Secret in the finals
They're such a joke, I highly doubt it.
>>122748853
4 big valve/group funded lans per year
1 TI and 3 majors
>ppd is not our guy
What the FUCK has happened to this general? Is it because of reddit newcomers?
>>122748830
>>122748876
>EG in the finals
They're such a joke, I highly doubt it.
>>122748875
And that's how you spot a loser in real life, the subject's name is Lelouch.
>>122748795
why is this allowed on Christian image board?
>>122748909
They're already top 3...
>>122748949
>saving images of shit anime.
How to spot the real loser.It's you.
>>122748876
>EG in the finals
They're such a joke, I highly doubt it.
>"w33ha" was literally picked to be on secret because his name is cooler than Miracle's
>mfw secret would still be the best team if they had Miracle
Reminder to support OUR GUYS = Team Secret and screw the rest!
>>122748891
I'm in very high skill bracket, dude.
>>122748876
>Secret in the finals
they're such a joke i highly doubt it
>>122748991
Miracle declined Secret because he want to play with nolan
He was initially first choice for puppey
oh wow a shadow fiend how original and surprising!
>>122748876
>EG
>beating our guys in the upper bracket
TOP.FUCKING.KEK
>>122748934
those are some awful pants
looks like 70s trumpet pants
how can russia stand against 8k mmr??
>>122748991
too bad nolan had him :/
>>122748994
>Secret
>Our guys
Literally kill yourself reddit faggot.
big daddy no sleep
>>122749025
I wonder if Miracle regretted teaming up with the guy who cant win a LAN
LEAGUEKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>122748876
>OG not in the finals
this is such a joke i highly doubt it
>>122733406
My waifu pls
>>122748876
>Secret
>beating our guys in the upper bracket
TOP.FUCKING.KEK
>>122749062
hes jetlagged, leave him alone
>>122749073
He's not playing with EE, so he's probably pretty happy
>>122748876
>Secret in the finals
This is such a joke. I highly doubt it
>>122749062
he probably is
he seems so stress lately
So every team is team reddit right?
>>122749098
>lives in yrop
>jetlagged
?
>>122748994
our guys is eg you dumb peruvian nigger subhuman faggot
how many lans has notail won
Why do they call him BigDaddyNolans?
>>122748824
oh come the fuck on, i get that clicking people at level 1 with oov is ok but calling entire hero fun is really fucking stretchig it
>>122748881
yes, and i played treant when he had eyes in thw forest and people were building radi on him
so what
hes boring to shit
i can play it with one hand while massagin my prostate with orher one
>>122748845
well h4nn1 quit dota and nobody else has muscles ;_;
>>122749146
dota2 is LITERALLY reddit:the game
>>122749146
Except EG
>no hype, the LAN
lmao who cares who win you are all retarded
>go to twitch to watch some dota
>shit lags even on medium
>go to youtube.goyming
>1080p60fps no problems whatsoever
?
tfw you niggers are still arguing over who's reddit
fucking kill yourselves
Where can i find some quality dota porn
>notail from "one of our guys" to "enemy #1 of d2g"
what a sad time to be alive, literal the worst part of taking so many reddit refugees here
makes me sad tbqh
>>122749217
Non futa?
who is the anime gril that Fng's avatar is?
>>122749146
Just EG and Secret
>>122749210
same here
chronically missing out on muh memes tho
>>122748994
so i wa sonly 1 k mmrwrong, aorry mr trashbag
>Purge OD for the shit game
Based ESL
>>122749193
>captained by a guy who has his own subreddit
Nah.
>>122749210
>>122749249
you live in a shithole-tier country
kill yourself faggots
>>122749217
/r/dota2smut
>>122749074
wait wat?
riot cant afford viewbot anymore?
>odpixel casting
JUST FUCK MY ENJOYMENT UP FAMILY
>>122749184
I don't give a shit about your shit taste, fag. Just stay out of my husbando.
>>122749195
>cares about if people care or not so he can care too
lemoa returd
IN BRAGIN WE TRUST
>>122749285
their sticky during the worlds had less than 100 unique posters
Can we just pool all the money and have secret and EG do a best of 17 or something.
Would be so much better than pretending anything in this entire tourny so far has been good besides VG v Secret so far.
>Reddit is wants to fix the invis SF ult thingy so he shows himself before it goes off, so the opponent can actually blink away
Why senpai?
>damage-less spell immunity piercing blink ravage every 70s
>blink earthshocks
>right clicking 1 armor supports
>terrorizing enemy jungler
>sleuthing the enemy jungle with nature's guise
>turning the tides of battle from across the entire map with living armor
>ending the game with 11 towers
>starting oov
>starting boots
>he's a big ass tree
Why the fuck would you not pick this hero?
Also if you rush agh's and not blink/drums you are a bad player.
>>122749276
>twitch is fine 99% of the time
>1080p on youtube is super smooth
?
>>122749184
>Jimmy
>>122749234
feels bad man ;_;
never forget n0tail the patriarch refusing to apologize to the fat asian chick at euhub
this is what happens when people namedrop d2g on reddit too often
>>122749289
Don't worry, it's his last game of the tournament.
>>122749272
>creates his own board on their website
>assumes his dominance over reddit
>not our guy
>>122749324
VG v Secret was good but tbt it was a fucking clownfest
>>122749321
lmao that cant be true
>>122749210
whats the youtube stream?
>>122749292
wat. hes not even hot...I'd rather fuck rtz's hairy uzbek twink ass.
>>122749324
this desu
>Digital Chaos are literally Top 2 NA
What happened
>radiant pull camp
>need 4 sentries to cover every possible block spot
>a bunch of trees you can hide wards in
>dire pull camp
>completely covered by 2 sentries
>only one place within trees where it blocks
>but it's right beside one of the sentries that sees half the camp
explain this dotards
>>122749324
Yeah all these 2-0s are pretty boring.
>>122749393
Aren't there only 2 non-joke teams in NA?
>>122749359
but still better than eg vs secret desu
>>122749393
>Digital Chaos
who? this is the dota general buddy
>>122749342
>asian
sry I need a solid 5 inches of dong to work with
>>122749338
>SF
>top pick for the past 3 (4?) patches
people get tired seeing the same hero
WHEN DID THIS SUPPORT SITS MID FOR 5 MINUTES MEME START.
>>122749415
One actually, EG. Other NA teams all are full joke.
this general is literally reddit
>>122733406
lorr
>>122749479
since rtz became a meme
>Nightstalker sitting there doing nothing
Lol gg
>>122749340
whats the youtube link?
8000 MMR.
MIRACLE IS THE BEST MID IN EU RIGHT.
HE'D SHIT ON W33 WITH EASE.
>>122749391
I already told you I don't care about your shitstain opinion, don't even dare to reply to me again faggot.
>>122749242
guys pls
d2g is dead too many redditors now
when was the last time chinks have been this btfo?
they dont have a single tier-1 team
even CDEC got destroyed by EG
>lil on AA
this game's fucking over
>>122749601
Me.
>>122749479
since CLQ showed everyone that you need to wipe the ass of your mid player in order for them to not feed
>>122749630
based clq
>>122749601
its my waifu
back the fuck off shitlord
>>122749570
why so hostile? is it because your husbando a shit?
>>122749615
VG is their best team
Gyro is so unbalanced holy shit.
they really should stop initiating onto a Gyrocopter
>Illidan is bad
-/d2g/
>>122749704
fuck off johan tab back to game
Has true anime ever not drafted a waifu?
>>122749701
are they actually really good or did puppey just meme on them?
>>122749242
>>122749601
Sortiliena Serlut from the Sword Art Online light novels
>>122749701
cdec is their best team
BASED FUCKING OG.
BASED CRIT.
BASED N0TAIL.
>>122749630
>mid lane is literally another lane for carry now
>support has to babysit mid like they babysit safelane carry
I miss the play maker mid like Rubick and Puck but then Rubick is nerfed into support kek and Puck is in the trash
>>122749613
just ignore them family
>tfw Miracle will never be on a good team
Nolans is only holding him back
>OUR GENTLEMEN
OUR GENTLEMEN
>OUR GENTLEMEN
OUR GENTLEMEN
>OUR GENTLEMEN
OUR GENTLEMEN
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>OUR GENTLEMEN
OUR GENTLEMEN
>OUR GENTLEMEN
OUR GENTLEMEN
THANKS YOU FIT JEW
>Only 3 matches today
Why the fuck isn't EG/Secret today. Why are Dota events always so drawn out
>>122749793
>>122749701
Well we'll find out soon enough.
>>122749540
https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=U9Cw8U5QCu8
>>122749716
tell me about ice, why does he wears the immortal?
>>122749849
>do I fit in yet.
No you don't fuck off.
Should I spend my free time to play doto or getting 100% achievement in Vice City?
will reddit finally fuck off when eg wins the major
>>122733406
rolling for monsterbutt
>>122749853
>kike's face when 8kman lives
>>122749878
He's p big for a seamonkey.
>>122749919
they will have no choice
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQNDCx_6sk4
Reminder that VP are literally our guys.
>n0lans
LMAO
our guys doing it
N0tail...
>>122749765
wow gay. thanks
N
O
L
A
N
S
>>122749919
>will reddit finally fuck off when reddit wins the major
?
did nolan just go yolo to 3 hero?
first of all
how is gyro actually balanced also
>n0lans
>>122749958
>god-god
>>122749919
>reddit team wins
>reddit fuck off
?
daily reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USiwjWRKguI&feature=youtu.be&t=9
>n0lans feeding away their lead
simply epic family
VP Abusing OP fotm heroes.
Pretty sad to be honest family.
>>122749716
THANK YOU BACKSTROKE FISHMAN
this better fucking work family
based n0tail losing the lan at ALL COSTS
>Illidan literally hotd farming
OUR FUCKING GUY
>>122749992
>>122750002
hello reddit.
Where did all these n0tail haters come from? Reddit? Secret fans? Are the two the same?
He's the ourest guy we ever had.
FUCKING DAZZLE MAN, WHAT A HERO.
>>122750069
Sup reddit.
i seriously can't listen to this fucking shoutcasting
>>122750096
KA
LE
Dear Purge:
the job of the play-by-play caster is to comment on what happens in fights
randomly interjecting with "oh the __ (insert spell or hero here)!" does nothing and you're just talking over ODP
just stop, thanks.
WHATS FUCKING HAPPENING
>>122750143
IS A DISASTAH
Our slavs are doing it
OUR GUYS ARE DOING IT
>those cyka blyat dives
Based slavs.
>>122750096
>baby faced manlet who sucks jewish cocks daily
>our guy
Well at least you're not EE fan
how the fuck is gyro balanced? defend this shit
! WARNING !
RUSSIAN DOTKA IS IN FULL EFFECT
literally CIS dota
SLAV DOTO BEST DOTO
english audio in client really choppy for anyone else?
>>122750176
>>122750175
vp isnt anime??
retards desu
>>122750143
It is literally free to watch ingame with no caster audio.
http://strawpoll.me/6044482
>>122750238
just restart the game and remember its still a beta
>>122750175
>VP
>Our slavs
No they're reddits slavs Vega our guys m8
>>122733406
ew that terrible photo manip DP.
WW please.
>>122750225
>VP isnt anime
>>122750238
>Having Dota installed
>>122750175
FUCK OFF DENMARK TRASH.
>>122750143
Watch in-game. Mute casters.
Less delay, better quality. No buffering,
>>122750238
I fucking love those rule 63 of LC
how is Miracle balanced?
REMINDER THAT ODPIXEL IS LITERALLY OUR CASTER
EIGHT THOUSAND
EIGHT THOUSAND
EIGHT THOUSAND
EIGHT THOUSAND
EIGHT THOUSAND
EIGHT
THOUSAND
MATCH
MAKING
POINTS
>>122750248
>no neither of them option
fuck of leddit
MIRACLE > W33 CONFIRMED.
FUCK OFF SHITREKT TARDS.
HAHAHAHA
YOUR SOUL IS MINE
Miracle- would have been on Secret if EE hadn't joined.
why are the most mechanically skilled, as well as the best strategically minded players all white
OSAM HILJADA MEÄŒMEJKING POENA
When OG disband after this will top tier teams look to pick up miracle?
He's definitely a better player than wee or eternal autist
>>122749184
I feel your pain, friend
>>122749184
someone post fly
>>122750423
>arteezy
>white
>Beat OG twice
>They still make it to Top 6 while you're on the same level with [A] and Mineski
Nice bracket, Valve
>>122750438
>When OG disband after this will top tier teams look to pick up miracle?
Why would they disband? What did they miss? They performed pretty well for being an unsponsored team that recently started playing together.
SF's ult noise is spooking me
OUR FUCKING GUYS.
ORIGINAL GANGSTERS.
N0TAIL GOD.
>>122750365
>Miracle
>zero LAN
>w33ha
>two LAN
Is this just an outdraft, it doesnt seem like VP can fight OG at all
>>122750286
thanks for the (you) mate
>>122750563
They did a couple of slav throws and now can't play from behind.
>>122750563
illidan playing silly
eight thousand matchmaking points
>>122750531
>yfw requiem will be instant cast on next patch
>>122750554
H O N E Y P O T
>>122750554
>results matter
Eric Mem
>>122750563
yeah nice thinking captain hindsight
>average SF 1v9
shitters will still insist that this hero is balanced
>>122750481
there are no recent pics of him shirtless
he seems to actually avoid being photographed with his shirt off; at least in any pics where he's in focus
probs shy or afraid of gays
>>122750621
yes you retard, results are objectively the measure of good or bad.
Miracle and N0tail are the Messi and Suarez of Dota.
>>122750687
>>122750687
The who? Fuck off normie
>>122750660
hnng>>122750481
Post cute cosplays
>>122733406
rawl
>>122750687
Messi and Suarez actually won lan events :DDD
>>122750738
K
BASED FUCKING N0TAIL AND MIRACLE.
THE YOUNG GODS OF DOTA.
EU official power rankings:
1.Secret
2.Vega
3.OG
4.Liquid
5.VP
6.Empire
7.Alliance
>>122750745
kekd
What the fuck were those 3 waves of creeps?
GG EZ COSMETICS
>this guy is an absolute madman
>Giving Miracle SF
>>122750789
>vega over og
honeypot games don't count
>>122750775
>tfw no american to fug
>>122750738
>>122750775
im fucking eating
>>122750820
illidan ran a dominated ranged creep from VP base up the lane to OG secret shop taking 3 creep waves with it
>>122733406
cmon death prophet
>>122750870
Why is the best team of every region so far above the others?
That fucking G euls setup into miracles requiem was one of the most enjoyable moments in the tournament for me so far. What a blast.
Our Guys
>>122733406
ROLLIN
>really like VP and the way they play
>hate anime and anything japanese
I don't know what to feel.
>>122750867
>givign n0tail anything.
He can't be stopped.
Teams ranking overall
1. Secret
2. Vici
3. OG
4. VP
5. EG
6. Vega
7. Liquid
8. CDEC
9. EHOME
10. Alliance
CIS teams are so damn naive.
It's easy to see what they want to do and dismantle their gameplan.
They nearly lost to god damn alliance because they can't alter their gameplay. baka desu.
>>122750438
Have you even heard of what everyone says about them? They're more than a team, they're friends. I doubt that not reaching the grand finals in their first proper lan is enough to dissuade them from playing together, especially now they're actually sponsored.
>>122750961
>Thinking n0lans is relevant
>>122750981
Didn't EG secure top 3?
>>122750987
eeeeeh, wtf is going on?
Why did my s m h t b h got changed into baka desu? Fucking weebos
>>122751012
>2 memes late
>>122733406
Rolling
>>122750981
I don't even like EG but there's no way they're below OG and VP
>>122750981
1. Secret
2. Vici
3. EG
4. OG
5. CDEC
6. Liquid
7. Vega
8. VP
9. EHOME
10. Alliance
>>122750507
are they all unironically wearing jean shorts
fucking hell
STAY OUT OF LOLG
STOP FUCKING SPAMMING US RETARDS OR WE WILL RETALIATE
>>122751158
u wot?
>>122746791
>unranked matchmaking
lol dude fuck out of here
unranked players are all redditors who don't even try to win. an unranked win means nothing.
plus you got carried
>>122741804
why is that our girl? I mean she's ... the most average girl next door let's just fuck and be happy together girl I've seen in a long while.
but our girl is clearly someone else.
>>122750456
why can't he post more brogress pics ;_____;
>>122751406
>>122743601
>>122744046
something like that. I just played dota with some firneds here and there. their solo range was from 4.5-5.5k.
I forced myself to play the 10solo games after a year or so and got into 3.5k (4k is highest to be calibrated to right?). so I played some games recently and figured I'd play pos 4 or 5 since that's what I play with friends.
no chance. I had some good games but mostly the mid fucks up no matter how many times you try to help him out or give him info on what is going on.
you basically have to either play mid or a position that matters like 1 or 3 with a hero that's overall really good and win the game for yourself. just picking windrunner and ta and the game is far more enjoyable solo.
>>122751360
I have >3000 hours of unranked and about 400 in ranked. I climbed to 4.5k easily and I had a ton of fun with my friends playing unranked without the stress of having to worry about ranks all the time.
>>122744627
I play kunkka a lot :3
yeah I know he sucks but still. boating is fun.
>>122750726
>be jewish
>father invents kravmaga
>gets rewarded with an exclusive house at the mediteranian sea
>you're now jewish, fit and you don't get bombed by hamas on daily basis
fuck this guy. nice life.
>>122751495
fucking .png
is that a slight touch of hair down there or just distortion?
FUCK OFF ALREADY
>>122733406
Rawl
>>122733406
roll
>>122749234
thank lel ouch for that
>>122749401
its balanced because rosh xd
>text captcha
i never thought i wouldiss that shit