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"The Lost is actually kind of ok" Edition
Last thread: >>122606131

>ARG Patch
Added The Keeper (unlocked by donating 1000 coins to the greed machine) and new items:
Keeper now holds... a single fucking penny
Rib of Greed
Keeper's Store Key
Karma
Sticky Nickels
Deep Pockets

>General Information
http://bindingofisaac.com/

FAQ:
>What does "item" do?
http://platinumgod.co.uk/rebirth
http://bindingofisaacrebirth.gamepedia.com/Binding_of_Isaac:_Rebirth_Wiki

>What's that HUD that people are using?
https://github.com/networkMe/missinghud2

>What is "thing" on the post-it note?
Top row: Mom's Heart/It Lives, Isaac, Boss Rush
Middle row: Satan, ???, The Lamb
Bottom row: Mega Satan, Greed Mode, Hush

>What is Hush/Blue Womb?
New boss in a new area that opens when you beat Mom's Heart before the 30th minute.

>How to unlock The Keeper?
Donate 1000 coins to the greed machine.
If you're not up for autistic level of grinding, use cheat engine;
1. First scan for the value you have in the greed machine.
2. If only one result, change it to 999.
3. If not, donate one coin and try again.
4. Repeat step 3 until it works.

>The Keeper has no sprite and dies instantly!
Remove players.xml from your resources folder.

>What are the seeds for unlocking The Lost?
Isaac: 6028 LLMK - Must be on normal. Use the curse room to cut yourself and go left for the allah akbars.
Maggy: ALFA 0NTS - Bomb drop in caves 1, below the spawn. Again, cut yourself first.
Judas: AW0M SLC7 - Normal difficulty. Pretty good seed, should be easy to get to mommy.
Azazael: You can't use a seed.
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lost is a nigger
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>>122721491
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nth for Dead Eye, Sacred Heart and Book of Belial
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Look at this 100% accurate tier list I made. Checked items are great stand alone/starting items that make a build. Circled items are decent items that help support checked items. X'd items are trash and should never be touched. Items that aren't marked are situational depending on what you currently have and are not recommended as starting items. Accepting criticism.
The only reason Bobs Brain isn't X'd is because one of you fags are going to imply things at me.
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>>122722265
Why are so many items which are straight upgrades "OK"? Like Blood of the martyr, skatole, 1-up, relic, nail, stigmata, whip, lump of coal, halo of flies?
Blood of the martyr on its own is outstanding.
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>>122722265
>Pyromaniac
>only okay
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>>122722265
>Holy Mantle
>Soul
>okay
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>>122722265
>odd mushroom thin crossed
What? The damage reduction is not that bad considering the huge tears rate boost.
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>>122722609
Basic upgrades (speed/range/shotspeed/damage) aren't very spectacular, not really comparable to things like poly or brimstone
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>>122722794
You should probably make 4 tiers then. There is a large difference between an item like BotM and Shears.
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>>122722726
>>122722745
When i say they are in the ok tier list i dont mean every item in the category are all 100% equal, they are the better of the category but are not quite the best of the total items
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>>122722726
Getting pyromaniac is almost like easy-modo for all bosses; especially any of them that have extremely predictable moves/are stationary. Then you're finding all these secret rooms left and right until you've got Mexicans asking you for extra question marks for their sentences.

Pryomaniac is a fucking game changer.
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>>122722265
>The Jar being bad in any way despite the fact you can spawn black hearts or eternal hearts with it. Can even heal with Jera.
>Cursed Eye not being considered situational because most players don't know the mechanic behind it.
>Scissors being considered Okay at all when they are fucking garbage
>Fruitcake being considered bad despite the fact you can fire at walls and rocks until you blow them up
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>>122722987
Ceremonial Robes and Black Candle are literally god tier and you have them as okay.
Give me the template, I'll give you a better list
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>>122722987
So you're really saying Blue Map and Synthoil are better than Holy Mantle.
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>>122721491
keeper is a nigger
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>Just trying to have fun in afterbirth
>everything is just too fucking hard and small rooms are unfair
>keep resetting until I get an overpowered build
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>>122722265
Post template fag
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>>122723670
It was lost in the ages so I'll make a new one, hold on.
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>>122723245
Judging by his tiers I think he's one of that kind of guys that consider defensive items bad since he literally can't EVER be hit.
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>finally find a 100% unlock save file
>seems to work
>suddenly having amazing fun with the game again

Greed Mode with the Keeper was awesome! I had coin tears! Then I played Isaac D6 to the Chest and had an 8-tear spreading laser shot by floor 3! I'm having fun. God I hope there aren't more unlocks coming. I've done so many, I love being able to freeplay without wasting hours on shitty unlocks anymore.

I didn't pay $6.66 for steak I paid for a fuckin' pizza at that price c'mon
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>>122723801
Thanks fa.m
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OFFICIAL AFTERBIRTH TIER LIST (All Unlocks)

>S TIER
Isaac

>A Tier
Cain
Eve
Azazel

>B Tier
Lilith
Samson
Judas
The Lost

>C Tier
Lazarus
???

>D Tier
Maggy

>RNG Tier
Eden

>Mostly broken complete trash tier
Keeper
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>>122723994
Swap Cain and Judas.
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>>122723812
I accept the fact that i need another tier so ill add one, thanks for the suggestions.
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>>122723994
>Eve A Tier

Little goth has come a long way since her Halloween debut way back
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>>122724141

If book of belial gave devil deals then maybe but not anymore
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>>122723994
>Plebian shitters actually believe Judas and ??? are that low on the tier list
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>>122723958
Here you go. Sorry the post timer made me wait like 5 minutes
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>>122724436
No problem at all, it came faster than I thought
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>>122724141
Not after they nerfed Judas.
I'd put Lilith in A+ tier if box of friends was still a 2 room charge
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>>122724392
>>122724612
I love this meme

You people are crying harder than Reddit
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>>122724732

I already completed his post it on hard i don't give a shit about judas, he is worse than cain
Eden runs are the only remotely fun thing in the game
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>starting greed mode with a d20 and a charge in the shop
>ball out of control with dr fetus, every damage item and 20-20/inner-eye/quad-shot
>kill ultra greed in literally under 6 seconds

how was this item allowed over iv bag
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>>122724915
>Not enjoying The Lost runs
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>>122723994
I guess my rankings with all unlocks is

>S-Tier (Almost always a good time whatever the goal)
D6 Isaac

>A-Tier (Fun/Easy to play)
Judas
Cain
Eve
Azazel
Eden

>B-Tier (Play now and then for challenge)
Samson
???
Lilith (Can be A-Tier mayhem with battery/followers carry)

>C-Tier (Just not very fun to play)
The Lost (he's sort of just an annoying challenge character)
Lazarus (fun gimmick idea but not fun in execution)
Keeper (kind of awkwardly designed right now)

>D-Tier
Maggy

God I hate Maggy. She's the epitome of boring. She has nothing going for her. No secondary unlocks to start with. No upgrades to Yum Heart. Nothing. She has always been the slowest and least played character and she sucks even as a high-health newbie character.
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>>122722265
>Harlequin Baby as no
>Sister Maggy as okay

NIGGER WHAT
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>>122724915
>getting an eden run with 15 tear delay
>1 tear per second
>even less rate of fire after i picked up triple shot in curse of the blind
I got maggy's bow + jar so I literally could not lost, but it was the most boring run ever.
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>>122725227
FUCK HARLEQUIN BABY
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>Play Eden in greed mode
>Start with the IV bag

Thank you based steakmund
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>>122725297
I'm still trying to envision Purity + Cancer + Soy Milk + All other tear delay lowerers. Maybe throw in Continuum and a shitload of status effects.
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>>122722265
>>122724436
Well fuck. Was about to post a template with just Afterbirth. Seems redundant now.
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>>122722265
>dry baby x'd out

Look at this sheep.
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>>122725443
Dry Baby was unbelievable carry for me a few runs ago

He was shredding entire rooms while I fucked around on half a soul heart and setting up some money engines
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>>122723956
link?
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>>122723994
>Azazel not S
At least A+ rank.
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>>122725564
>>122725443
>>122722265
Fart baby*

My bad, but still.
He's not as great as dry baby but he still singlehandedly can carry you through hush,meg stan
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>>122725443
He isn't tho
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Came home to yet another Lost daily. Remember when Edmund said that Lost was going to be rare?
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>Friend who's excepetional at vidya calls Hush one of the easiest bosses
>Words it as though it's a definitive fact and not just their own opinion
>mfw
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This thing jamming is just the epitome of bad design.
They could have made it so you cash in all your coins when you jump into the chest, but no- they had to copy-paste code from the donation machine where it doesn't make sense.
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>>122725742
>take half a step backwards
>bullets will now never hit you
This is bad how? Halo of flies is circled on the list and fart baby does so much more than that.
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>going an entire run without devil deals appearing
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>>122725297
I ended up with holy mantle, trinity shield, circle of protection, infamy, triple pretty fly once. I had pathetic damage, so killing anything took forever but nothing could fucking hit me.
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>>122725872
Not one of the easiest.

Not as bad as people say.
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>>122725872

>I'm so good that hush is easy
>That makes hush the easiest boss

Your friend is a retard
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>>122725964
>Play as keeper
>can never take devil deals
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>>122725902

EAT YOUR STEAK SLOWER YOU PIECE OF HUMAN TRASH, IT TOOK THEM A WEEK TO MAKE THIS GAME IT SHOULD TAKE YOU A MONTH TO FINISH IT


Just download the Cheat Engine table from the Cheat Engine forums and make it so donation machines don't jam. It works for Greed Mode. Just don't be a lil bitch boi and put 999 in with Cheat Engine, actually do the runs down to fill it up.
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>>122725964
>Taking damage
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>>122725872
Hush is easy though. Especially considering you need to be pretty strong to clear It Lives in the time limit without skipping lots of stuff.
The only "hard" stuff in BoI is stuff like double adversary/cage, mask/brownie/stain if you don't have the right items, and borderline unfair rooms.
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>>122726330
Not everyone is good at dodging
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>>122726146
>make it so donation machines don't jam
That's actually perfect! I didn't know this existed, but thanks for the heads up!
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>>122726330
>>122726039

How do I deal with when he goes underground and chases me?

He just boxes me into a corner and I cant do shit.
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>>122725964
>get Joker on Basement I
>Devil Chest gives me goat head
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>>122726424
Every time I hear people complain about the purple shots I die a little inside. The shots aren't random, they all share patterns. There are always safe spots against the walls where you could stand perfectly still without getting hit, and if you're range is good enough you can get free damage. Its literally the easiest part of the fight.
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>>122726143
I think the tradeoff is meant to be significantly more money and shop access

Don't think it's working good yet
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>>122726746
I didn't say anything about the purple shots did I
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>Boss rush
>black bean
>gemini
>TNT
>charm of the vampire
JEsus fucking christ
Those are some of the worst items in the game
Thank god I don't need this character's boss rush otherwise I'd be so fucking angry
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>>122726540
Just circle around him? He's not fast. You should never be backing straight up against Hush.

It's easier with blocking orbitals too if you can get a couple.
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>>122725964
well fuck
Just killed moms heart and the devil deal spawns there.
fuck this gaym.
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>>122726861
Im sorry, I just hear that complaint a lot. I had to let out some fruatration.
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>playing as Isaac
>get Pyro
>angel room exploit until the pool runs out

I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE
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>>122727138
That's okay lad, I get what you mean
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>>122727103
That devil deal gives items now
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Fuck you guys for saying some shit last thread
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>>122727484
god fucking damnit
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FUCK THE BRAINS CHALLENGE

FUCKING DELETE THIS
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>>122727293
good thing I picked up Dad's Key though, apparently I fucked up and couldn't pick up the other key half

Mega Sateen with Isaac is the last thing I have to do before grinding out items and whatever it takes for 1001%
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>Trying to unlock Lost
>on last part with Azazel
>die to a double Adversary room
Fuck this shit I'm going to bed
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Man I really need to learn how to dodge continuum tears. I catch at least 4-5 to the dome every time. The big problem I have is when he changes direction with them. Is there a good way deal with that?
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>>122722265
>Dr Fetus
>Situational
>Not a run-winner in itself
>D100
>Situational
>Not the best way to guarantee a shit ton of special items after a full run
>Diplopia
>Situational
>Not an amazing spacebar item to have by itself

>kamikaze since buff
>Poop when paired with Midas Touch isn't considered situational
>magnet allowing you to pick up cross-gap items
>lard if you have high speed
>FUCKING SKINNY ODD MUSHROOM
>FUCKING BROKEN STOP WATCH
>FFFUUUCKING BOOMERANG
>SHIT

anon i don't know what to tell you other than go FUCK yourself.
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>>122722265
kidney stone is situational at worst. ive picked it up 3 times and it always worked out as a dps up for me. is this list from experience or from wiki analysis? the bursting stone seems to have infinite range and the damage burst is massive if you have a decent base damage. if you miss every stone and burst then I understand but please git gud and take the X away
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>>122728484
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>pick up number 2

What a huge mistake.
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>>122728553
Literally just stand still
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>>122728553
Stand still right in front of the way he's crying, there's so many safe spots because of how the tears move most of the time they just curve around you.

Last time I did it I couldn't believe that I wasn't getting hit, I almost asked people if they were designed to predict movement and just overcompensated
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>>122724350
She's Ed-boy's favorite.
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>>122722265
Ok here is the revised item tier list, this time with new tiers. Any unmarked item is situational based on your current build.
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>>122724732
>free golden chests
>guaranteed second floor item room
>1.20* damage multiplier
>2 hearts
VERSUS
>negligible increase to devil room chance
>1.35* damage multiplier
>+2 damage every 3 rooms
>1 heart
>3 coins
I'll take Cain any day.
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>>122725207
>The Lost
>Not fun to play
Fuck you, how about you unlock Holy Mantle and say that again?
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Guys I just found a trapdoor in the chest, anybody knows where does it leads?

I don't want to potentially ruin this run.
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>>122729367
DO IT
EITHER IT LEADS TO A SECRET FLOOR
or it just resets the current floor which is most likely
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>>122729367
It's a crawl space
There could be an item in it, or perhaps a Black Market
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>>122728826
it's actually a somewhat usable item when you learn that the bombs only drop if you hold the tears button down for 3 seconds and wont drop another unless you let go of the fire key.
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>>122729486
Didn't crawl spaces had a ladder?
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>>122729089
>stop watch only top tier
>athame only ok
>holy mantle not best tier
Host head, personally I'd put it top tier
Synthoil is top tier
Serpent's Kiss is best
Bumbo should be top tier
That little nigga is a fucking GOD
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>>122729486
>it's a crawl space
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>>122729459
Will it close the door to mega-satan? because I already opened it and lost the key in the proccess.
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>>122728553
If you didn't get hit immediately just stay still. Imagine the attack as stripes and if you are on the right lane you will not get hit at all. I know it looks scary but it has worked for me. When he changes directions try not to move much and find the safe lane. Remember that having those slow moments in the fight only weakens hush and he will take more damage once you finally line up with him. Don't take this to heart and find your own way!
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>>122729089
do you have a template for this?
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>>122729717
Probably.
If you haven't done the Head Honcho kill with your current character, do that instead. Resetting the Chest is mainly a way to become SUPER OP
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>>122729745
asdasdadd >>122724436
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>>122729635
>holy mantle not best tier

It isn't, really. Outside of the Lost, it's a nice early on item but becomes negligible once you load up on soul hearts / devil deals / polaroid / damage. It's still a super great always-take support item.

Devil deals and raw damage is what always wins.
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>>122729089
>Dr Fetus still isn't considered the best item
Nigga, it's basically a slightly less powerful epic fetus with higher firerate.
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>>122730025
Situational yo, its harder to control and not as reliable as epic
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>>122730081
Maybe if you GET FUCKING GOOD faggot you'd be able to handle it properly.
Being shit at aiming bombs isn't an excuse to not consider it a run-winner for others.
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>>122729635
Maw is basically a better athame that doesnt require you to be injured, serpent isnt brimstone tier, synth is 1 damage and some range, bumbo bombs are troll as fuck and host head is pretty basic friendo, i will agree with you on stopwatch tho
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>>122730147
Sorry duder, your the same person that cries about how bobs brain is like totally top tier, no changes on dr fetus
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>>122730369
I fucking hate Bob's Brain.
You really are just legitimately fucking shit at the game? Can you even manage to kill fucking Isaac without Brimstone, faggot?
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AND SO THE GREAT TEMPLATE WARS BEGIN
/BOIG/ VS AUTISM
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>>122730369
But Dr Fetus synergizes with bomb upgrades and is unlimited. Bobs Brain only sucks because its firing is wonky and it spawns in inconveniently. Dr Fetus is an easy run winner.
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>>122730256
>Host head
>basic
>blocks shots and gives you immunity to bombs just like Pyromaniac
>basic
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>>122729550
That's pretty good to know. I still think I'm going to avoid it going forward though. Just not worth it
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>>122730446
Like i dont think dr fetus is shit tier, which i think you think im implying, im just saying its a less reliable than ipecac, and thats shits super situational. its also not comparable to brim/poly/prop
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>>122730457
BETTER THAN LE STEAK MCMUFFIN BABIES! AT LEAST THIS IS DISCUSSION OF THE GAME!
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>>122730654
>Ipecac
>Situational
>Dr Fetus
>Not comparable to Polyphemus or Proptosis
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Just to let you guys know getting to 999 in the greed machine is totally doable if you like playing the game you bought. At first I got all the unlocks done, then I did like 15~ normal greed runs cause I really liked the mechanics and freshness of it. After that I decided to take on the task of getting to 999 and after like 5 breaking runs I got the glowing hour glass + chaos card setup (don't pick up chaos if you want to find glowing hour glass and not 500 breakfast). It took me like 20mins to fill in the rest of the machine with 10 coins per kill. In my honest opinion if you used cheat engine for the greed machine you're a little baby who doesn't like breaking runs. The task was completely doable and felt tedious only if you had no imagination or didn't actually like the core game play of isaac.
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>>122730559
Host Head is one of those few bizarre new items that combines the powers of like 3 or 4 already-existing items into one super item
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>>122730685
All we have to do is rank the babies for our final fusion.
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>>122730752
Are you gonna make any other argument other than "ur shit, my little brother could win with dr fetus and hes 7 XD" or can i just stop this back and forth?
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>>122730654
Ipecac and Dr Fetus also give you guaranteed access to tinted rocks, stone chests, and secret rooms. Another reason they're great.
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>>122729367
go beat ??? and come back to it

you still get unlocks if you beat the boss and don't enter the chest
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What a choice
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>>122729089
why is kidney stone bad? is it a meme or am I missing something?
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>>122730876
I absolutely fail to understand how the fuck you can actually think that Dr Fetus isn't a top tier item. It's a hard 15X increase to damage, it can help keep chaser enemies away unlike Epic Fetus or Ipecac, and it scales to firerate unlike Epic Fetus.
It's not as good as Epic Fetus, sure, but it's a fucking amazing item and can guarantee a win on it's own.
There's a goddamn reason the game considers it a special item.
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>>122730932
>>122730752
Like you guys think situational and total fucking dogshit mean the same thing, no one is getting anywhere
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>>122730981
Bottom obviously.
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it's about damn time
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>>122731070
But its not situational if they're great in every situation.
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IM SO SICK OF ACCIDENTALLY RUNNING OVER THE BUTTON

FYCCK
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>>122731070
I will literally never not pick up ipecac or dr fetus.
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unnerf azazel
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You know what's weird about this?

Across the entire internet, the only people I've seen as (justifably) pissed about Afterbirth as us are goons, of all people.

Goons are not having any of Ed's bullshit while everyone else is eating it up.

Seems odd to me that they, of all groups, are not being blind this time.
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>>122731419
Azazel is amazing as is. He was alright when he was super nerfed.
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>>122731419
He isn't nerfed. Or at least so minorly from rebirth who cares
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>>122731225
>taking damage for misfiring and hitting and enemy/rock too close in the basement
Let me guess you play perfect tho right? Might as well pick lost every run
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>>122731119
>thinking it's over
>when people still haven't unlocked the 1001% achievment
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opinions time
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>>122731360
Seriously.
I could be having a fucking run with base damage, base health, base firerate, NOTHING but Range and Shot Speed upgrades, and I'd still pick up Dr Fetus, because it puts my damage straight up to fucking 52

>>122731472
I feel like, deep within SA, there's some good people there. The guys that were there when Lowtax originally brought the site up and never left, and never got fucked over by the way the site changed. And once in a while, they go back to being the decent site they used to be.
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>>122731698
>always pick up the quarter

I'm not even going to look at the rest of your list
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But it doesn't explode on contact. You wouldn't plop a bomb right under you and stand there, right?
>>
What's the quickest way to pick up a Sun Card and Blank Card? D20 in Greed Mode or what?
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>>122731806
Whoops. Meant for:>>122731579
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>>122731698
>sack head
>chocolate milk
>not god-tier
>maw of the void
>not run winning
anon please.
Also, Eden's Blessing is a free tears up + a feww item for the next run, why would it NOT be considered great?
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>>122731698
Sharp plug,prop,lil brim are shit? come on now man
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>>122731579
It doesn't take skill to not be a retard with your bombs.
It's actually harder to aim Epic Fetus and not hurt yourself than Dr Fetus bombs.
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>>122731045
Problem with dr fetus is the fact you need to wait between your shots. It's the only item in the game which kills you if you don't pay attention to your every shot. Not to mention the dozens of enemies and enemy combinations which are a pain in the ass to deal with. I'd say everyone know the potential of the item but many don't prefer cause it's not easy (or effortless) to use it. Many other items are _always_ good.
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>>122732082
And i say its the other way around, crazy we arent getting anywhere right? throw me some more hot opinions so i can counter them with some hot opinions of my own
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>>122732021
unless the situation is that i'm abusing dice to break my run, I never feel like the damage is worth sharp plug. Habit is different because it will passively help me as I take damage normally.

Lil brim doesnt deserve to be a special item. I guess it's not inherintly bad, but its nowhere near as good as normal brimstone/mom's knife. Lil brim falls off in effectiveness by the depths
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>>122731698
I didn't even fucking notice
>Light crown thing
>LITERALLY DOUBLE DAMAGE as long as your red hearts are full and you don't take damage
>Not great
>Lil Haunt
>Not literally the second best familiar in the game, just behind bumbo
>Proptosis
>Shit tier
Get the fuck off this general
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>>122732263
I feel like your list is just missing some thought to it
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>>122731091
I assume you're kidding, but Cricket's Body gives a multiplicative fire rate bonus and 4 projectiles instead of two.
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>>122732208
>>122732189
http://strawpoll.me/6043637

>>122732263
When paired with The Wafer and any healing item, Sharp Plug gives you literally unlimited health.
When paired with Glowing Hourglass at all, with at least 4 hearts, one to take a hit and 2 to sharp plug and leave, you are literally unkillable as long as you pay attention.
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>>122732453
I was kidding.
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does dad's key open the blue womb?
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>>122732623
Does Dad's Key open Boss Rush?
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This was fun.
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>>122732673
from the inside
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>>122732716
There's your answer.
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>>122732716

>fun

SHUSH ANON!! FUCK.
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>>122732716
Well you should be ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
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r8 and h8

green = good
red = bad
red and green = bad but can sometimes be good
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>>122731698
>Lil Brimstone and Lil Haunt
>Bad
Get outta here.
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>>122733013
>he's never had mom's box + cancer
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>>122732560
Can you settle with this?
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>>122733013
(if i didn't put a mark on it that means that i either skipped over it on accident or am indifferent about it)
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>>122733013
Free speed and free bombs are so bad they just cant even be picked up
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>>122731119

I know that feel. Only got 10 items left to find and then just have to wait until the 1001% achievement is fixed

>>122731614

Edmund's twitter makes me think we have everything already.
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>>122732138
Gg
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Playing Keeper, on Scarred Womb II with a fairly strong build. I need to go to the Dark Room. I have the choice between the Chaos Card and Emperor. What do I pick?
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>>122733364
Why the fuck does Boom even still exist?
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>>122734201
Emperor
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>>122734201
emperor lets you bypass double cage/adversary rooms
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>>122734201
chaos if you have mapping, emperor if you are completely blind
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>>122734201
Emperor to skip Dark Room.
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>>122734282
5 free bombs
can be useful if you're fucking pissed off and just want to be done fighting Hosts
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What's your least favourite curse and why is it Curse of the Blind?
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>>122734662
Curse of Darkness.
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So a normal beggar just payed out with Bum Friend. Is that a new thing now?
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>>122734201

Emperor is almost certainly the best choice.

>>122734662

Curse of the Maze. It can unlock stores, double key rooms, Bedrooms, and Item rooms for free if you are patient enough.
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>>122734720
>turn up Gamma
>curse over

>>122734662
Curse of the Blind is the stupidest fucking design decision I've ever seen in my entire life and I can't believe it still exists to this day
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>>122734662
>playing as eden
>first floor curse of the unknown
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>>122734720
Turn your Gamma up

>>122734759
>least favourite.
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>>122734793
I shouldn't have to fuck with my gamma constantly while playing a game.
This shit and retro-vision are just killing my eyes.
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>>122734662
>>122734759

I'm an idiot. I read it as what is your favorite Curse. My least favorite is probably Curse of the Unknown. Being unable to play Blood Banks and take Devil Deals safely is always a kick to the dick. If there's a Boss Trap room you can kinda guess if you have enough or not, but that's so fucking tedious.

Curse of the Lost is up there. Fuck the Amnesia effect in general.
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>>122734662
Because it's super-duper to pick up The Wiz when I take a gamble and fucking awesome to walk into a devil deal where I don't know what I'm paying for.

>>122734720
Fuck off you may as well not be cursed at all
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>>122731731
They just don't tend to post in GBS or the LP forum - the subforums tend to attract posters that are more similar to old users.
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>>122734289
>>122734339
>>122734362
>>122734473
Thanks
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>>122734793
>>122734830
You guys have no idea how much of a pain in the ass gamma adjustments are on a shitty laptop.
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>>122735101
There's a gamma adjustment feature in the game dummy
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>>122735101
>>
>The Wiz is universally panned
I think its situational.
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>>122735209
>filter: ON
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>Dr.Fetus+Glitter Bombs+Sackhead
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>>122735209
>Filter ON
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>>122735327
I have shit eyes and need hard outlines or I cant differentiate anything
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>>122735248
Every item is. Hell, Butter Bean was great on the original Speed! challenge.
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>>122735384

>Dr Fetus with cluster glitter tear bombs
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Just unlocked Holy mantle for The Lost
I'm still shit at it
But is better right now, at least I feel more safe
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>>122735192
>>122735209
FUCK
>>
LXHQ
TYVG

Eden starts with the doll maggie and bottle of pills, curse room has a joker card, deal has moms knife and contract from below
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>>122735493
I think its a good item for Azazel. Diagonal shots are useful, and it makes the shot wider as a whole.
>>
>Cain
>XL basement
>first treasure room: monstro lungs
>havn't used it since original BoI
>seemed to remember that it was shitty
>it's actually pretty fucking good now
>second treasure room: chocolate milk
>also shit item previously
>choco milk + lungs = holy shit I'm the fucking fist of the north star you are already dead
>get to chest with the rock, pentagram, 666, broken watch, champion belt, juicy sac, lord of pit, coal, little gish, meat, rotten baby, sister maggie, brother bobby, fates reward, magic mushroom, steven and a few miscellaneous items
>curse of unknown
>can't see items
>first box is proptosis
>tears are as big as entire room
>test on a room with several dark ones
>immediately one shot all
>back to starting room
>next chest: soy milk
>:(
>next chest: dunce cap
>;;;;;_;;;;;
I still managed to finish the run, but it's crazy how one single item can ruin and entire build. I had to rely on my zillion familiars to finish off everything because I was basically doing no damage after soy and dunce.
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>>122735820
Monstro's lungs wasn't in vanilla Isaac.
>>
>Daily
>Teratoma on It Lives
>Die to faggot spiders thanks to shit Third Eye fire rate

Another epic super rare Lost daily. :O) Hard to think it will be 4 years before the next rare Lost daily comes round.
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I BEAT MOM AT 20:01 FUCK THIS STUPID FUCKING GAME WHY DIDN'T I IMPORT MY SAVE
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>>122736494
Oh my bad. Been a while since I played rebirth too.
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>no blue baby transformation
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>>122736848
Also Monstro's Lung has always been top-tier.
>>
>tfw you're legitimately spooked by the Leviathan transformation
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What's the trick to get multiple key pieces in one go?
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Well, I haven't fought Hush yet.

Not the right build for it, methinks, but oh well.
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>car battery+tammy's head+brimstone+the battery
I AM BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS
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>>122737206
Yeah, I think I was just stupid and didn't really understand how to properly use charged weapons when I first got it.
>>
So has Edmund completely given up on preventing greed mode from being broken? There's 2 common items that completely fucking destroys the mode, and a third that allows you to donate literally unlimited funds to the machine.
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>>122737405
fight angel
save and exit
continue
fight angel
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>>122737449
shut
up
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>>122737740
It's been weeks and it still hasn't been patched.
I also haven't said WHAT items.
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>>122737406
Oh nevermind that was a cake walk

I thought you could continue afterwards though?
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>>122737775
i'd rather they patched in the last achievement than patch out the only way anybody's unlocking the Keeper
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>>122729089
>anemic
>shit
>+5 range and creep
>shit

Your tier list gets a big red X
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>>122737834

I used a farming mod and did it in under 20 minutes. Fuck grinding, this isn't a F2P Korean MMO.
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Welp. That's another combo to cross off the list.
Brimstone does not work with The Parasite's Split Shot.
No Christmas Tree barf lasers, rip.
Pic is current Lilith run.
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>Found sackhead in a shop
>Bought it, bombed the donation machine
>Made my bomb and taken money back first bombing
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>>122738251
I-oh boy. That's a bunch of combinations at once...
Tests:
does the Knife bounce?
does it float in place while trigger is held? (of course.)
does the Knife float out of the Incubi's mouth(s) because of antigrav tears?
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9J4R
BLKH
Ipecac+Pyromaniac
Monstro's Lung is the top item in the right treasure room in the blue womb iirc.
You can get Tiny Planet and Tech X in the chest for added sillyness since you have continuum.
Apologies for my potato.
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>>122738681

I'd be wary of taking the knife. You suffer shit range.
>>
OH GOD I GOT A BONER
>Cursed room
>Little ghost asshole torret shooting at me
>Hits me
>Holy mantle
>Can't exit the room
>I use my dice to reroll objets
>Get Fool card
Jesus christ, fuck that monster
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>>122738681
Incubus + Knife is really short range, I'd only take it if you're cool with having slowdown on any room you can't touch enemies in.
>>
how to beat brains
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>>122738931
>>122739007
This is with 0 range ups.
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>>122739074
Well, it must have been fixed, because when I had that combo I was lucky to get a third that distance
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>>122738969
GUYS
COULD THIS BE?
COULD THIS BE!?
I'M BEING SO LUCKY I THINK I SHOULD DO IT
OH GOD.
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>>122738124
I've said this many times: I don't mind grinding. But the grind for Keeper is literally the worst thing ever conceptualized.
I can play hundreds of hours of Mon Hun or JRPGs, but those are actually FUN.
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>>122739221
>gimpy
you do realize that does nothing for you right
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>>122738925
No idea why the bottom of these got cut off.
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>>122739554
See my items.
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>>122739221
good ruck anon
>>
>start Eden run
>Tech X, IV Bag, Safety Scissors
>Gimpy in treasure room
>Curse of the Tower in Challenge Room
This will be silly.
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>>122739590
>doesn't have sad bombs
gitlucky anon
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>>122739007
>not using the northernlion-is-a-genius-and-fucked-your-mom streategy
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>>122740186
I actually had scatter bombs that run, but alas- nothing as silly as that level of scumming.
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i feel like crying i'm so happy i never attempted the hush before and i beat it first go holy shiittt i'm proud. the same thing happened with mega satan the first time. hell yeah.
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>>122740596
>mfw i beat hush as the lost on my first run post holy mantle
>>
Does Mega Blast actually have synergies with anything like brimstone?
>>
>>122740596
Most people beat them on their first try, anon. It isn't anything special.
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>>122740596
I've never taken a run to Hush and lost.
That said, my first run finished with only 1/2 heart left. It was pretty intense. Good job!
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thanks game
thanks a lot
no you don't have to give me this on normal runs, i never need it there, this is the SINGLE TIME i need this item
>>
>>122740823
>>122740903
>>122740974
nah i know that, i was stressing the fuck out a few times through cause my health got knocked down to 1/2 a few times but got it back up from heart drops (which happened to always drop right next to the fucking thing god damn it) and maybe because only a week ago i would have gotten fucked up 5 seconds into the room cause my dodging was ass so i'm happy about that lol

>>122741132
r i p
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no no it's alright i can deal with this, i'm entirely okay with this sequence of events

forgot to grab the leech, need to go back for it for at least that damage
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>>122741132
Now all you need is gnawed leaf and 1000 hours.
>>
Anyone use the d100 too many times and it takes away all of your items except like 4?
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>>122741243
You're gonna be diejobou.
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>>122739221
I did it guys
I fucked up the Boss Rush because I went greed in Devil room and there was the fucker of Krampus.
I have to say, I feel better. WAY better that I finally beat something hard with The Lost.
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no game don't worry it's not like i had a desire to do 大鬼 anyway, you can keep giving me good deals

i'm not taking it
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>>122741363
Gz anon, well done.
>>
>>122740836
>>122740836
what do you think
>>
>>122740823

>TFW try to beat Lost as the hush with kind of weak build.
>TFW get Gnawed Leaf in one of the rooms when you already have level 2 Ball of Bandage

Thank you based RNGod.
>>
>>122741132

It's like how you only ever get a dollar, credit card, or store credit when you've already got max pennies, with 40 more on the floor, and a 2 of diamonds in your pocket.
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>>122741460
>skip great devil deals
>end up finding get out of jail free card
>>
So I don't feel like digging through 700 Afterbirth episodes and I'm sure one of you here watches him. I gotta ask, what does the big shiny Egg man think of all the Keeper bullshit?
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what does golden horse shoe do
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Guys before I leave
I need to know
Does Godhead unlocks after beating All in Hard? Except Greed, Hush and Mega Satan or I need to kill em all?
>>
>>122741636

>Skip great devil deals
>Get nothing but devil deals all the way down with an extremely strong run
>Decide to do Hush next run
>Floor 2 is an angel room

Fuck you too, game.

>>122741717

Saw a post that said it makes the arcade room machines have a much higher chance of paying out. They used it on the shell game and got Skatole quickly, then used it on the Slots and got the Dollar.
>>
>>122741717
Restores your mana and increases the level of your hooves mutation each time you hit an enemy 7 times in a row.
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alright well
this is alright.

>>122741720
I've got everything except for massive mephisto. You need to do EVERYTHING.
>>
>>122741720
after Afterbirth came out, the requirements changed to also having to beat Mega Satan, Hush, and Ultra Greed

hope you're enjoying your steak, fucko
>>
>>122741861
>>122741891
Kill me now.
Just, kill me..
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I'M NOT WASTING THIS RUN
I'M SAVESCUMMING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS
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>>122741980
>quit out after key drops, before door opens
>reopen isaac
>starts me off at the beginning of the floor
what
>>
>>122741891
Is it just going to be better for me to import my Rebirth save if I haven't unlocked any Hush/Mega Satan/Greed stuff? I know I've unlocked a good bit Afterbirth stuff but fuck getting Godhead again is I have to do that.

Also is save importing still fucked?
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so apparently trinket drops are 100% predetermined, since both cardboard box and crack jacks gave the same thing
weird
TRYING AGAIN
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>>122741243
i had one like that except it was horizontal, you literally couldn't pass him
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jesus christ i look cool
black market exploit is the greatest
>>
this is the worst general in the history of /vg/
>>
>Soy Milk
>Sticky Bomb Tears
I AM BECOME GOD
>>
>>122742976

Nah, it's those Katawa Shoujo folks. 2600+ threads and still going, I think.
>>
>>122742976

I don't know how you can type that with a straight face, baiting or not.
>>
>>122743189
2800.
>>
>>122742976
Every general is the worst the general on /vg/
>>
>>122743296

How in the fuck...? That's like nearly 3 million posts - what do they even talk about at this point?
>>
>>122743350
The same thing they've talked about for the past 2700 threads.

The first 100 or so were okay, I guess.
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i skipped out on the pentagram
for this
>>
>>122743350
Oh, don't forget, about half of those threads were when /vg/ still had 1000/500 bump limits
>>
>>122742976
we dont:

-waifufag
-shitpost non-stop

No I think we're fine fäm
>>
>>122740246

Incubus + knife might be fun by it self, but try it with dunce cap, 20/20, inner eye and mutant spider.

Not sure if I had something else that made it completely flip out, but ended up with an incubus with a fan of ~30 stationary knives in 3 layers. Whenever I started charging they disappeared and he acted normal but as soon as I stopped they returned. He also started shooting single knives rapidly in completely random directions even though I did nothing and had nothing visual going on myself. (Basically what you would get with brimstone + moms knife yourself, but it was constant and spread out 360 degrees around him)

Was a pretty quick 109-1000 Greed mode, Ultra greed died instantly if I positioned incubus under him when he fell.

I think there's a ton of weird synergies/bugs to find out about incubus
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AHAHAHHA FUCK YOU MEGASATAN
FUCK YOU EDMUND
I HAD FUN
I HAD FUCKING FUN
I DIDN'T NEED YOUR FUCCCKKING DEVIL DEALS
I DIDN'T EVEN NEED TO SAVESCUM
I BEAT HIM FIRST FUCKING TRY THANKS TO TECH X LUMP OF COAL
FUCK YES
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Hey, does anyone know the filename of the music that plays during the hush fight?
I'd really like to have fun replacing the music, since it's a long fight.
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>>122743693
good job bud!!!!
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>>122743474
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>>122743474
>MFW no face
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>>122741662
god i cant even imagine playing much of this game. How is he not fucking insane yet?
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>>122742976

Bioshock General and its Elizabethfags are really up there.

>>122743637
>We don't waifufag
Does your brain just block out the Lilith and Eve posts or what?

>We don't shitpost
>fäm
Okay
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>>122742123
If you want to save your location, wait until the room is done and save & exit. I don't think you need to worry about timing on this one.

If you want to return to the last checkpoint, just alt + f4 on some weird time like you did. Easiest when you are dying.

Basically do #1 if you want both keypieces, and #2 if you want unlimited devil deal shit.
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>>122744031

He usually only records two episodes a day, which would be like an an hour or so of play time.

I'd imagine he's making more videos right now due to the new DLC and new content.
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>>122742976
at the very least we acknowledge our game is shit
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>>122741662
Videos haven't reached Keeper yet. He knows about the Generosity achievement at this point and I think he thinks it's dumb bullshit but won't say much about it.
Basically all I saw him say was something along the lines of "Gotta get to work if I'm going to get the 999 coins in Greed Mode" with a tone that felt like the most hateful tone a canadian could muster.

>>122744031
Nigga loves Roguelites and this is his favorite. It's also the main reason people watch him.
I just enjoy listening to him ramble on about pointless bullshit, same reason I watch NCS.
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>>122742976
This post is posted in every other general.
I've seen it in the smash one, the undertale one (with good reasons), haven't seen it in the aa2 one yet, though I wouldn't be surprised to see it here too at some point.
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Why do some people claim there's no unavoidable damage, when this wasn't the case in Rebirth either?
I mean stuff like, say, a Boom Fly blowing up on Mom's Knife as soon as you step into the room.
Scared the shit out of me the first time it happened.

I feel like there'll always be someone to say something like "w-well you wouldn't get hit in this tiny horse-shit room if you were super tiny!"
You might just as well say that there's no unavoidable damage in the game, at all, because you can always just R if you don't like what you're getting.
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>>122744453
with great power comes great responsibility..
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>>122744453
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>>122744453
totally avoidable, you shouldn't have picked up mom's knife ',:^)
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>>122744453

Forgot to add that there are obviously people who're constantly whining about not having been able to do anything, but you'll get that kinda crowd with pretty much any game.

>>122744505

That's what I told myself after I realized I wasn't, in fact, going to have a heart attack.
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>One of those spoonbender Trites
>Jumping in the corner behind some rocks
>Keeps jumping towards the corner, refusing to move out from its safe spot for a full minute
>Suddenly jumps straight over the rocks and right into me at mach 12

Why are these faggot spiders still allowed to do this shit?
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http://webmshare.com/GXwXa
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>>122745507
i wish you could assign custom sound clips to specific items, so everytime i pop the D10 it says DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>122745507
yare yare
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>tfw tech x does nothing with brimstone
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>go into challenge room
>get devil teleport from chest
>it's krampus
>ALRIGHT TIME TO TAKE DAMAGE TO THE BOSS SO I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS
>take damage
>missinghud shows 11%
>still get a devil room
>mfw
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I've been deep in Afterbirth's ass since it came out, are there items that don't appear in greed mode at all? I don't think I have seen polyphemus or proptosis once.

And are the devil rooms just shittier in general in Greed? I feel like i get items a LOT less from them compared to a normal run.
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>>122747137
I've seen both in Greed, you just have shit luck
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>>122747036
You get brimstone rings shitter
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>>122747759
it did nothing for me, senpai, just kept regular brimstone
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>>122747773
c'uck
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Nah, it's cool. You can just stay where you are.
I didn't want to do boss rush anyway.
Thank you Edmund this is the greatest experience of my life.
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did they break bogo bombs

im still getting single bomb pickups
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>>122748131
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>Get dr fetus
>Pyromaniac
>Something that made me shoot a ton of bombs that exploded into other bombs for tons of damage.
>Destroy everything very fast, boss rush is no contest, hush is a joke, reach end chest by 26 minutes because I was trying to open the Mega Satan door.
T-thanks game?
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>>122748265
they nerfed them
now bogo bombs only work for bombs you buy
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>>122748131
A double-order anon? How gluttonous!
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>>122747648
Great. Thanks.
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I have crickets body, will piercing tears fuck me?
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YEA IM TOTALLY TAKING ONE OF THESE
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Fuck yes.
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>>122729089
WTF WHY DONT PEOPLE CARE ABOUT DIPLOPIA

2MAGICMUSH
2PACT
2SACREDHEART
2GODHEAD
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I havent gotten an actual item from an angel room in the longest fucking time
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>>122749093
I haven't gotten an actual angel room in the longest time.
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>>122748274
>>122748570

The next two floors also had curse of the maze that activated constantly, placing me in the room I had just tried to leave. :O)

I died in Sheol because I shot 1000 tears a second that did no damage. :O)

It wasn't Soy Milk. :O)
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>>122734793
Why even play if your going to cheat?

Turn off computer, game over......
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>>122749376
>>122749413
fuck off
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I don't wanna hear anyone complaining about curses.

>play the lost
>get so lucky i get 8 items by the time I'm done with basement 2
>curse of the blind
>pick up treasure room item
>anti-grav tears
>"fuck"
>beat floor
>next floor
>CURSE OF THE BLIND AGAIN
>"FUUUUUUUUUCK"
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>>122741717
I think it increases the chance of finding Tinted Rocks
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>>122741717
Increases the chance of golden keys/bombs dropping.
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whats the fucking point of lost starting with d4 now

like oh yea im totally gonna get rid of holy mantle in hopes of getting good items

fuck off edmund
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Hey guys.
Remember that Bestiary?
Or seeds showing at the end of a run?
Or saving your character's look when you win?
Or the victory lap?
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Oh I feel good.
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>>122750081
so you can reroll a shitty run instead of holding r halfway in
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>>122750496
rather hold r than waste more time on what will most likely end in death
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WHAT DO I NEED TO FUCKING DO TO ACTUALLY HAVE DEVIL/ANGEL ROOMS SPAWN ITEMS
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>>122751175
it can't hurt
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>>122751309
Have a D6 and kill the angel.
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did ed fix the challenges yet?
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>dying in chest as lost because you wanted to get more power ups before mega satan

i feel like such a fucking retard
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>devil room in womb 2
>it only has goat head
fuck you too game
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>>122749085
the multiplier doesn't stack in the first case I think
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i have killed hush 2 times with azazel, yet still no athame achievement and unlock. How to fix it? Athame looks sexy
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>>122753889
its an on-hit item who fucking cares
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>>122754281
because muh completion + it spawns black hearts if it kills enemies, so i can farm those flies to get more black hearts
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>>122753889
Azzy doesn't unlock Athame. That's Eve.
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>>122751309
Suck Edmund's dick.

>>122754281
Athame is easily one of the best items in the game.
It doesn't even matter that it's an on-hit.
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>taking devil deals gives stan and megastan more hp
>taking angel room offerings weakens them
y/n?
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>>122757893
The first idea is alright, but the second one is unneeded and doesn't really make sense.
If you ain't making devil deals, you're already in the angel room doing whatever you're doing there.
No need to weaken a boss that isn't overwhelmingly strong to begin with.
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>>122722265
>tammy's head
>s i t u a t i o n a l
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Evenin' /boig/ have some bad OC I almost never draw so there's probably a lot of shit that could use fixes
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>>122759731
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>>122750081
I'm like 90% sure he added the holy mantle after the fact without really thinking about the d4. As it stands now almost nobody will ever roll the mantle away.
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why do you hate Maggy?
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>Doing the Pay to Win Challenge
>Good amount of DMG ups and money
>Beat Mom and get Boss Rush
>Death's Scythe and Epic Fetus
>Broken Watch procs while the boss rush starts

R-R-R-RNG-sama???
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>>122760418
Enjoy it while it lasts.
I was rushing to Hush and got Scolex Utero 1.
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I was playing as the keeper, and got the piggy bank from the black market.
Then this happened.
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>>122760418
I got all this just now. Currently going down to Caves 2.
>Magic Shroom second Boss item
>Dark Bum first Devil Room
>Mom's Key first shop
>Store Credit Basement 2
>Humbling Bundle second shop
>Contract from Below second Devil Room
Guess I got Brains!, XXXXXXXXL, and Speed! after this. Leaving Brains and Speed to last, haven't even tried them yet, and I know they're BS.
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Should I kill Lazarus everytime right at the start while playing as him? Seems like a good idea.
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>>122728484
I lost to a stray shot right before satan spawned I was upset
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>>122761379
Wouldn't you want to wait for a good spot, like an HP up for your new form, or a place where you can trade your health?
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>>122761310
>Get Head of the Keeper from a bombable chest
>Go into shop
>See this
THIS FUCKING PAY TO PLAY RUN HOLY FUCK
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Nuclear throne is better than this game?
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>>122761529
D O U B L E
T W O
O F
D I A M O N D S

THIS FUCKING RUN
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>>122761650
n-no
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>jump is bad meme
it saved my run a lot
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>>122761718
SHOP HAS BLANK CARD 9VOLT
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON RNG
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>>122761794
People who say that are just bad. Jump is helpful even on the Lost.

>get cornered
>use jump
>jumps right over enemies without taking damage
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NICE GAME

This room isn't any better when you consider that it's still at least 3 regular Monstros.
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>curse of the tower
>mr mega

Jesus take the wheel
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>>122761794
jump isn't necessarily bad but it's so easily replaced as an active item, that's it's only problem.
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Am I the only one who likes curses?
Each time I get a curse I think, "oh, neat, this should be a fun floor;" especially when it's maze or XL.

Why all the curse hate mane?
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>get to Dark Room in a somewhat good run
>one of the chests has a pill
>"why not might be something cool"
>Hematemesis

Why do I keep doing this?
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>>122763204
pills are not even worth it unless it's the first 2 floors.
That way even if you get infested you'll get a little value out of it, and if you get something horrible you can reroll without losing anything.
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>>122763027
maze and labyrinth are alright since they offer gameplay changes that arent just arbitrarily punishing you for playing
the rest are shit
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>>122750081
You can go for a super powerful build or keep your crutch. Seems fine to me.
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>small angel rooms
Why is this allowed?
Angels have the annoying wasp/Lil Haunt movement AI, but with a hitbox several times as large.
Fighting one in a tiny room which they are as wide as feels like unavoidable damage.

Did they fix you being able to choose to not fight Gabriel again with the Angel Room bug?
I picked up his key piece but the fucker still spawned.
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>>122763658
Pre-Mantle, D4 Lost is ok, post-Mantle, Lost is good and has notably more options, given he starts with an item that is more or less MANDATORY.
I got everything with the Lost before each of his respective buffs and arguably the most annoying was Greed Mode. With 20/20 Bomb Tears.
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>tfw you fuck up duplicating Krampus
God damn, I just can't do it consistently.
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>That one Haunt with the Rubber Cement Brimstone
Fuck, why does he always have to show up and ruin my Lost runs?
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>>122764770
Enjoying your steak sir?
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>>122764770
Just stand in front of him. I've never been hit by him.
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>>122765573
Nope, this steak is too raw, it needs more time in the oven!
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>>122764770
What >>122765673
Said.
Stand directly in front of him and his U R A Wizard Rubber Cement Brimstone won't hit you.
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>>122764640
And now I found Mega Blast by chance anyway, guess I just need to wait for 1001% to be allowed and I'll be done.
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Do you gotta unlock all of the babies to get 1001%? I hate how they gave you all those stupid babies instead of better unlocks.
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>>122766423
Yes. Just like with True Plat, you need all the babies.
Also, 1001% isn't released yet, so you can't get it anyway.
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>>122766423
1001% is unobtainable right now. I'm guessing Ed has more secrets up his sleeves, considering we haven't heard about it yet.
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>>122766526
Don't forget Abraham. We're still missing that old fuck.
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>>122766526
Can we please just get the fucking game? I'm sick of this teasing along shit, just give us the content we've paid for.
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>>122747137
>are there items that don't appear in greed mode at all

IV Bag
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>>122766665
>just give us the content we've paid for.
You have all of that already.

>>122766570
It was probably a red herring.
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>>122766665
You have the fucking game. Anything else is extra.
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>>122766954
>You have all of that already.
And that's why I can't 100% the game, okay.
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>>122767117
The likely reason is that Nicalis are lazy shit devs who don't test their own game.
You have all the content advertised on the store page.
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>>122767253
>You have all the content advertised on the store page.
They left it vague for this explicit reason, so that they had a defense if someone asked "where all the content is." Everything they said was there was there, but not everything they implied.
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>>122767253
>You have all the content advertised on the store page.
And that's all I want, I don't want any more of this retarded ARG shit. Just give us the game and say
>We're done, no more until the next DLC

I just want to complete this shit then uninstall Afterbirth.
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>>122767403
What did they imply that wasn't in the final game?
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>>122766470
What's taking them so long anyway? Just what to they have in store for us?
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>>122767467
*ahem*
From the top down,
>Expanded main game - a new final area with a new final boss
Hush isn't a new final area. It's a stepping stone between Womb and Cathedral/Sheol.
So we're missing that and that is actually on the promise page.
>4 new alternate chapters with new enemy types and visual themes
Except the new enemy types aren't exclusive to that alt chapter, is open from the start, and only adds a palette change. Plus, adds no new Womb mobs.
>100+ enemies, with new designs
I haven't counted, but I highly doubt there's a 100 new design enemies.
>Even more rooms FULL OF POOP!
I haven't seen one room full of shit yet.

And this is the big one...
>and probably at least 5 other features we can’t remember due to all the crap that we threw into this little monster
>At least 5 other features
>Keeper is 1 of those.
>New unlockable starting items is probably one of those.
What else besides more Co-Op Babies can be considered a new feature?

Also, Afterbirth has the Multiplayer, Co-op, AND Local Co-op tags, which implies online multiplayer, but that's not there.

TL;DR: Shit's still missing.
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So /boig/, how to farm Krampus like the angels?
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>>122768112
>what else can be considered new features?
>Greed mode
>Challenges
>transformations
>Daily runs
they're all shit but hey.
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>>122768285
>Greed Mode was listed above
>Challenges were listed above
>Transformations were listed above
>Daily Runs were listed above
None of those count because they were already listed and it stated
>at least 5 OTHER features
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>>122768285
Only half of those can be considered new.
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>>122722265
>broken stopwatch
>bad

I thought that was basically a guaranteed win?
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>>122768474
That's THE stopwatch, anon.
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Here's the list of "features" btw.

>>122768474
Broken Stopwatch is the one that randomly slows down (and very rarely speeds up) rooms.
Stopwatch is the almost guaranteed win item.
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I-Is it over?
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>>122768581
>>122768584
I didn't even know there was an un-broken stopwatch and I have almost ninety hours in this shit.
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>>122762575
>Curse of the Tower
>Scatter Bombs
>Butt Bombs
>Hot Bombs
>Sad Bombs
>Brimstone

There were no survivors. Not even me.
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>>122768112
>Hush isn't a new final area.
It was initally planned to be, and the first time you kill him, it is.
>adds no new Womb mobs.
But it does.
>I haven't seen one room full of shit yet.
I have.

>>122768403
>PROBABLY
>>
Does the scale now go:
Golden God (Chest + Dark Room done)
Platinum God (All but Lost)
Real Platnium God (All incl. Lost)
1001% Complete (All incl. Lost and Keeper)

?
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>>122768861
That's because you unlock it by donating 999 coins to the donation machine.
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>>122768861
>specifically remember there being seven druids
>can only find four
fuck
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>>122769298
How can you not see at least five right off the bat, two of them are staring you in the face.

>>122768994
Nobody knows.
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>>122769298
>glass
>bottle
>background on the right in the back and far left
>both eyes
>arm
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>>122768584
great "features":

>subjective, borderline lie
>half-assed mode that'd honestly be better as a new room type or area
>literal lie, Hush is not a new area it's a boss with a recoloured womb background that's pointlessly designed as if it's a new floor/level
>Dailys are actually okay in my book, I enjoy them
>technically true
>10 challenges that are somehow even worse than Rebirth's challenges
>I'm assuming 'room designs' refers to rock/enemy/poop placement? Even so I doubt there's 1000+ new ones of those but L-shaped rooms and those bullshit button rooms probably add to that the most
>only worthwhile synergies are still Brimstone, which is rare as fuck, at least bombs got some more synergies
>misleading as 'items' apparently includes trinkets for this one to count; nobody calls trinkets 'items'
>about half the new tracks are good, though that's a better average than the base game I guess
>most transformations are redundant as fuck, shame as they visually look good
>moar pointless achievements that are mostly babies anyway

>lilith is okay
>alt chapters are wasted potential, almost no actual new enemies just reskins with the odd added attack, recycled from existing enemy types and attacks; I can't think of any enemy in afterbirth that actually has a new attack (except for the bosses)
>I like the new special seed stuff, it's an underrated feature
>see above complaint regarding shitty enemies
>whilst they did at least try with the bosses, they're mostly poor and either boring (Little Horn, Forsaken, <that new pin>, Ragman) or annoying (Stain, Brownie) to fight; Ultra Greed (post-patch) and Hush are alright, though
>whut
>Keeper, and...?
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>>122768719
How ?
>>
>I haven't counted, but I highly doubt there's a 100 new design enemies.
http://pastebin.com/hY8YiWSH

35 to be exact.

And to be fair he didn't say new enemies, just that there were 100+ enemies (in total)
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>>122769684
You forgot the Champion versions.
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>>122769621
>little horny
>boring
I beg you pardon?
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>>122768886
God rest your soul.
Also, this is the kind of shit the Challenges should've been instead of BRAINS! and Speed.
I mean honestly, Tech-NO!
You start with every Technology/Tech pet, including the Spider Mod.
You also start with NO! and Isaac's Tears.
Make it fucking rain lasers.

>Curse of the Tower
It gives you Curse of the Tower, Blindfold, 5 bombs, Hot, Sad, and Scatter Bombs and 6 hearts.
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>>122769989
he's piss easy to fight, he'll literally kill himself with his bombs and is a huge pushover anyway
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>>122769989
He's way too easy.
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>>122770139
>>122770185
Do you prefer easy, sexy and cute or frustrating, annoying and shit?
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>>122769621
>Only worthwhile synergies are still Brimstone, which is rare as fuck, at least bombs got some more synergies

Somebody is a big fucking casual that can only play with Brimstone.

> Epiphora + Libra
> Dead Eye + Cursed Eye
> Brimstone + Tech X
> Evil Eye + Anti-Grav
> Epic Fetus + Monstro's Lung
> Dr. Fetus + Tech X
> Breath of Life + Isaac's Heart
> Inner Eye + Mutant Spider
> Epic Fetus + Technology
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>>122770274
>sexy
I'm sorry you seem to have mistaken this for a fetish thread, here we discuss videogames

To answer your question I'd have something in the middle, it doesn't need to be a black and white choice anon
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>>122770274
>he gets frustrated by anything difficult
waifufags, everyone.
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>>122770380
I haven't ran into at least half of those, brimstone's the only 'easy to find' item for synergies I ever really come across

also what the heck does Epic Fetus + Tech do?
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>>122769845
If Champion versions count, then that's just lazy as sin, cause that lowers actual diversity by like 90%, since there's what, 10 Champions?

>>122769621
Spot on. They just flat out lied a bit and intentionally left shit out because it didn't exist.
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>>122770481
>brownie without piercing
>stain
>ragman
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>>122770623
>stain, ragman
>hard
>needing piercing to have an easy time with brownie
It's as if you don't know how to move.
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>>122770623
ragman isn't really that hard, he just has tanky health and a rather bullshit burst of homing tears from time to time, stain and brownie are their own level of annoying and have fun fighting 2 stains/forsakens firing tears/brimstone in opposite directions...
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First Devil Room.
Very Well.
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>>122770513
It causes the missiles to explode in a spread of 8 lasers in random directions.
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>>122770719
Stain isn't hard, he's just annoying.
RAGMAN is the boring nigger here, spamming spiders and taking shitloads of hits.
TL;DR: Not everyone plays azazel 24/7

>>122770898
RNG at it's finest.
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>>122770879
*Ahem*
Sheol has a Bonus wave that is 3 Stains.
3 of those faggots spewing bullets is literally impossible to dodge.
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>>122771040
why the fuck would they even make a room like that
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>>122770984
>TL;DR: Not everyone plays azazel 24/7
You think that playing Azezel is the only way to beat those bosses easily? git fucking gud holy shit
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>>122771067
Sheol Greed Mode. Sorry.
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>>122771137
greed mode or not why the fuck would they do that, do they never playtest late game enemies so unavoidable damage isn't a thing?
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>>122771132
It was a joke about how you sound.
Not a single boss in the DLC is good, even little horny, but he's the least shit.
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>>122771312
No, they also didn't put everything in at the start and actively withheld content without a rational reason solely because Edmund is a salty fuckwad.
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>>122768112
Its true, there aren't 100+ new enemies. The rest are correct.
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>>122771459
>The rest are correct.
Hush isn't an end-game area.
I saw one guy claim Scarred Womb brought new enemies, but didn't say which ones.
So the new alt chapters with new mobs is wrong.
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>tfw after 150 hours still can't get further than it lives on blue baby
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>>122771636
I'd say git gud, but if you've never played before, that's still pretty alright.
Keep up the good work. You'll eventually get a god tier run.
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>>122771585
there's only one new scarred womb enemy I can think of - that headless worm thing that chases like the normal worm things do but difference is it occasionally will shoot, but I'm fairly sure those also appear in the womb/utero anyway

>>122771636
__________________________git gud____________________________________________________
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>>122771767
Oh I get god tier runs it's just that I can easily fuck up even the most won runs imaginable
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>>122771585
>>122771768
The new enemies for Scarred Womb are Scarred Guts, Scarred Para-Bite, Scarred Vis and Meatball
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>>122771585
Now that I think about it, I wouldn't be surprised if Ed includes new champion variants as new enemies... There are also new Scarred Womb enemies, and Blue Womb did provide a new ending.
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>>122772170
none of those are really new, 2 of those are literally retextures and nothing more, the other 2 add very slightly to their attack with 2 equally common attacks
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>>122772434
Meatball is completely new.
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>>122772494
what's meatball then? I thought it was just a retexture of the giant brain enemy except it instead splits into those meat guys commonly found in the basement and womb
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>>122772279
Except the term "end-game area" implies a place you'll regularly go at the END of a run.
One ending once is not an end-game area, it's just padding. Especially when you can go past it on subsequent runs.

>>122772170
>Scarred Guts
Guts with a blood trail
>Scarred Para-Bite
The same but it spits blood randomly.
>Scarred Vis
4 way version of the 2 other Vis.
>Meatball
Meatball is reatrded.
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>>122772593
I'm pretty sure its the little meat wad that barfs up blood creep. Unless i got the names mixed up. I suppose the big meat thing you described could technically be counted as new too.
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>>122772593
This little guy.
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>>122772703
is that the enemy that turns into turrets on death or something else I've not seen yet?
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>>122772887
>>122772865
pic posted right as I ask this question

yeah I didn't realise that guy was called meatball, where are you finding these names?
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>>122772994
Game files
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>>122772994
Check the wiki. You can find a list of all 30 or so "new" enemies.

http://bindingofisaacrebirth.gamepedia.com/The_Binding_of_Isaac:_Afterbirth#Monsters
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>>122773304
I was more wondering where people (ergo the wiki too) gets them from

>>122773252
well alright
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>>122771872
>>122771767
Again I get dmg out the ass but can't even get to It Lives because I literally run out of health

I had cricket's head and small rock on the first floor and got good angel rooms and shit
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ha.. ha ha.... haaa....
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>R9 380x turned out to be shit

Well, guess my HD 7870 will keep running this shitty game for another half year.
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>>122774647
Just get a Macbook Air like I have :). It runs the game great, and I don't even get crashes like other people were having. Its also very light and portable.
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>>122774826
What's the point of shitposting?
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>>122774879
I actually do play the game on a Macbook Air. It runs pretty well.
Before you ask, my grandma gave it to me because she didn't want it anymore. What can I say. Free computer.
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Holy shit guys I beat the Speed challenge on my first try

First item room Tech X
Second item room reroll machine into tripe shot, but there was Monstro's Lung as well which I rerolled too fast

Had Tammy's Head and Dead Shot too but at least Tammy's Head does nothing with Tech X
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Does fighting the Fallen as an area boss and taking his item count against Angel Rooms?
I haven't seen one all run so far, and I've not taken any deals.
Stan keeps trying to tempt me.
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>>122775545
Giving up life in Black Markets and for Devil Deals causes you to never see Angel rooms.
There's also the fact that you need to be a "good" person to get Angel rooms regularly.
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>>122775703
if by good you mean killing angels, you're right
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>>122775829
I mean, donating 10 pennies to a Donation box on a floor, blowing up a Key Bum/Devil Beggar, etc. can increase spawn rate of Angel over Devil rooms if you meet the req for a Devil room.
Also can't get key parts from angels without first getting an angel room, so yeah.
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>>122775545
Just don't ever sell your soul to anybody and you'll be fine.
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>Beat the guardian first try right after afterbirth was released
>watch people complain about it like its worse than brains or speed
>Decide to give it another go
>win sub 15
Can you guys not grasp the concept of body blocking tears/charging enemies? The only guaranteed damage you can take is moms hands coming from the ceiling.
But he walked into a spike so trull
Punching Bag literally stands still in rooms with fires/spikes/other non-moving hazards
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Red candle or black candle in the shop for Azazel?
Does red candle synergize with his brimstone?
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>>122776140
and giving coins to a normal beggar
and blowing up the game shit beggar that only gives skatole
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>>122776224
he likes to walk into spikes that toggle up and down... lost 3~4 runs because of that
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>>122776365
Shit beggar is called Shell Game.
>>122776224
And where is your punching bag?
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>>122776565
Under me so he wouldn't take damage from moms final burst of defiance
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Just to confirm
Isaac died and went to hell in the ending before Hush right?
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>>122776865
Oh yep, I stand corrected. I see the feet.
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>>122777163
No, in the mega satan ending, Isaac was evil the whole time and his mom was right to abuse him
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>>122776224
I tried it twice, got red mom both times and stopped caring.
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>>122776224
It's not a hard challenge it's just pure luck. If the retard walks into spikes you lose, if he gets ass-rushed by a small room full of enemies you lose. You can't body block explosions, or rushing enemies, or bosses that pop out of the ground. You can't body block red poops or spikes.

It takes like 8-10 minutes to beat the whole challenge it just comes down to getting a lucky run.
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God as boss when?

pic only partly related, sone guy's illustration of God in BOI
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>>122778013
>next DLC boss rush/hush timed area for after the blue baby fight
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>>122763027
>>122763482

>Maze
>Good

Maze is the most annoying curse in the game. It's a huge waste of time. Pre-Mantle Lost it could fucking kill you.
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>>122777819
I feel like you just didn't read anything I wrote, like the only thing you saw was "the Guardian" and you just posted that
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>>122778203
After Mega Satan*
With a 35 minute timer.
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>>122763467

>He rerolls when he takes a bad pill

Get a load of this faggot.
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Why am I so bad at this? Why do I never get good items? I don't understand. Enemies just wreck me. Am I doing something wrong?
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>>122778370
>get speed down as maggie
yea nah you're a cunt
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>>122778553
git gud
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>>122778247
I read what you wrote, you didn't address the shit I wrote about, and your experience has been circumstantial. Mom's hands are not the "only" unavoidable damage.

Go ahead and tell me that he won't walk into spikes when I had at least 2 of my attempts end because he ended up on spikes for one reason or another. Your evidence is circumstantial at best and you're basically trying to imply that the thousands of people who have valid complaints about the busted challenge are wrong.
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>>122778612
So in other words, no I'm not doing anything wrong. This is just another masochistic no-fun-allowed game with elitist faggot fans. Cool.
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>>122778931
Yes
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>>122778931
>being this triggered over how bad you are at a game
I mean shit I'm not good at this game either but you could at least know what you were going into
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>>122778553
>Why am I so bad at this?
because you haven't learned the more common room layouts and the enemies and the attack patterns and how to properly dodge the avoidable damage

>Why do I never get good items?
partially bad luck, but most of the "good' items are unlocked, special (meaning rare), or require devil deals which you aren't getting because you're getting hit.

Basically play more, unlock shit, learn to avoid damage, and yes get lucky with RNG and find good items.
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>>122778553
The game becomes muscle memory to a degree.

Like, you're probably walking into some rooms now and getting completely penned in by enemies, then murderfucked. You'll eventually just start moving how you need to in order to avoid that kind of damage - As well as working out synergies and what items you should buy or not take along the way
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The Bloat shouldn't be allowed to appear in the Boss Rush.
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>>122778596

Who knew so many people on this general were such gigantic bitches?

Also >Ever playing Maggie, the most boring character in the game
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>>122779182
Muscle memory is what turned those fucking black chargers into guaranteed damage.
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>>122779234
I prefer bloat to the carrion queen. Fuck that shit leaving red poops everywhere and being invincible over most of their body.
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>>122779425
I'm always happy when I get any boss rush that isn't the one with the red poop.
Fuck that shit.
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>>122779362
FUCK THOSE THINGS REEEEEEEEEE

I still haven't gotten used to handling them and the blooms that spawn them shit out like 100 at a time and even more when they die. I almost always get hit by them at least once.
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>>122779347
Everyone here is a casual.
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>>122778717
Brb im getting a run with a room filled with spikes and im gonna make him stand in there for 5 minutes, if my run hasn't ended you're just shit at the game
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>>122779868
no shit you fucking faggot. now have fun when a multibloom runs into him and blows him into spikes.

Or fight a bunch of enemies in a room with red poops. It's like you have a mental deficit here. But nah you're right every single person here and on the rest of the internet was completely bullshitting when they said they died to spikes and red poops. yup that's it.
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>>122779136
>>122779182
Thanks. I think the RNG is really screwing me over. Half the time I never even get keys. Shit sucks.
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>>122780208
not getting keys or bombs on the first few floors happens and it's fucking infuriating. Honestly if I miss a treasure room on the first 2-3 floors because of not finding keys I usually just reset the game.
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>>122779989
"you guys cant grasp the concept of body blocking tears and enemies" literally one of the points i made, not my fault your shit at moving your invincible character between punching bag and charging enemies/super troll bombs
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>>122779989
does this mean The Guardian still has not been patched at all?

I refuse to do Speed and The Guardian until they're not entirely RNG dependant.

>>122780208
you're not playing hard mode are you? as that makes pickups significantly less common and is generally pointless to play unless you have something to unlock.

Otherwise, you're probably just a bit unlucky, but keeping an eye out for tinted rocks may help
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>>122780371
>does this mean The Guardian still has not been patched at all?

they've had minor 'fixes' specifically to isaacs starting speed but they're heavily the same. Most of the challenges are based on luck though just do them. Guardian isn't even hard just annoying. Speed is actually both difficult and RNG heavy. Speed and brains are imo the worst of the new challenges. Brains only because of the respawn times on the brains themselves.
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>>122780371
>you're not playing hard mode are you? as that makes pickups significantly less common and is generally pointless to play unless you have something to unlock
Only hearts are affected now.
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>>122780787
oh really?
had no idea that was the case, assuming that was changed for Afterbirth then?
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>>122780945
Nah it was patched in rebirth fairly shortly after it's release.
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which one familiars
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>>122780945
Probably before that actually, according to Edmund "it was a bug".
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>>122780371
Definitely not playing hard mode. I usually look out for tinted rocks, but I seem to miss out on bombs a lot too.

I'll just persevere I guess.
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>>122780945
hardmode has been like that for a long time
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>>122781162
Upper one, then roll back time when it's shit.
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>>122781275
I think I'm keeping this for now.
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>>122781158
>>122781179
>>122781258
well that just makes the distinct lack of pickups I'd gotten even worse...why does this game hate me so much?
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>>122781192
You're just wasting your time by filling the post-it with neutral marks. Neutral mode is only ok to play the first few times when you're still unlocking characters and some of the good items.
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>>122781493
You are welcome, I guess. ~
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>>122781493
keep it, bomb the keeper, collect the other item.

>>122781545
bad rng happens bruh. honestly if i'm having a shitty run night in isaac I just hold R until i get a god-tier item (ipecac, dr fetus, chocolate milk, etc) and go from there. Unless you're going for a streak or something why care if you have to reset for a good item or not.
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>>122781493
>>122781615
And just like that I found a bunch of money outside to buy the other.
Shit I hope Depths 2 doesn't have greed.
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>>122778013

Killing God would trigger a LOT of people though
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>>122781696
>Chaos
Hold R imo.
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>>122781869
>not liking chaos

nigga that shit is so good. I got guppy last night because the collar showed up in a shop.
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>>122781918

And then breakfast shows up in the devil deal
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>>122781696
If you find Greed, just get out of the shop with your active Item, then back in.
It can help, though I heard something about Super Greed.
Not sure if it doesn't work on Super Greed, or if it can sometimes make him Super Greed instead.
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>>122781868
>you deal the final blow
>God was just pretending to be hurt by your attacks
>you immediately die instead
>ending number 20 triggers
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>>122782021
so? Just don't take it. You can get shit like godhead in treasure rooms and brimstone as a boss reward.
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>>122781868
Just have it the same as Isaac / ??? and have him teleport away.
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>>122782125

That could work.

I have a gut feeling this game isn't getting anymore updates though
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>>122782391

An Isaac vs God s plash might still rustle some feathers. I suppose you could just refer to him as "Him"
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>>122779989
>>122779868
Stupid fucker
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>>122782823
I LITERALLY FUCKING SAID ENEMIES KNOCK HIM INTO THE SPIKES.

Thanks for proving fucking nothing.
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>>122781868
>>122782540
You could do it like in SMT 2, where the final boss of a route was God. He was called YHVH
http://megamitensei.wikia.com/wiki/YHVH
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>>122782540
Isaac v Him
Isaac v God
Isaac v The One Most High
Isaac v The First
Isaac v Allah - no one will be triggered

Just a few ideas
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>>122782540
I guess.
There's lots of names for God that could work.

Elohim
Him
YHWH
The Lord
Jehovah
Adonai

They all mean the same guy, but not as obvious as just saying God.

To be honest, I think a much better idea would to start getting into Lovecraftian stuff.
I'd love to kill C'thulu as a naked kid, granted a heavily mutated naked kid.
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>>122782914
WOW ITS LIKE IF AN ENEMY HITS HIM THEN THE ENEMY DID DAMAGE/KILLED HIM, CRAZY. WEIRD HOW EVERYONE WORDS THEIR POSTS AS "EPIC TROLL PUNCHING BAG WALKS INTO SPIKES AGAIN GG FATMUND" you're shit friendo
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>>122783113
He does occasionally walk into poops and things like sacrifice rooms. But again you're right everyone is lying. And he's not smart enough to move away from the spike blocks that move around the room and he's also not smart enough to move off of spikes once he's knocked onto them.
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>>122783113
https://youtu.be/QumDnUxaxBk?t=898

totally making this up by the way :^)
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>>122783278
Which leads back to literally my first and main point "BODY BLOCK ENEMIES" ALL THE CHALLENGE IS IS STANDING BETWEEN THE PUNCHING BAG AND WHATEVER IS RUNNING AT HIM. Would you like to restate how you aren't good enough to do this and troll spikes kill him every time so we can go full circle again?
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>>122783551
YOU CAN'T FUCKING BODY BLOCK EVERY ENEMY THEY PUSH YOU THE FUCK BACK AND RUN INTO THE HEART.

Don't be so fucking dense. Why don't you show me a video of yourself body blocking every single piece of damage in the challenge?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
FINALLY
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>>122783773
>not 1001%

c'mon anon
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>>122783645
One thing I will apologize for during all this is i never meant to imply everyone should do i perfect run, neither one of my runs were perfect, but losing to this challenge multiple times and comparing it to speed/brains or saying its primarily luck based? Apply yourself.
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How much fun am I going to have?
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>>122784029
Big words when even a single mistake can kill you.
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>>122784124
If you unlock the holy mantle for him the lost is actually a pretty fun character.
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>>122784368
I'm playing Rebirth vanilla so no Mantle for me.
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>>122784437
then absolutely no fun at all
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>>122784437
Then prepare your butthole.

If you don't mind cheesing it you can use the save-scum method since it isn't patched in rebirth. Otherwise have fun holding R for 20 minutes each run to get a holy mantle or dead cat.
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>>122784167
you make it sound like you start a run and the first room you walk into is 5 gazing globins that throw you into 3x3 patch of spikes in the middle of the room
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>>122775545
Even getting Goat Head out of the Hush chests didn't get me an Angel Room.

Fuck Edmund and his "you aren't meant to win every run" philosophy.
If I put in the legwork, you owe me progression.
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>>122784478
>>122784541
Oh boy, it's going to be fun then. Thanks, I'll check out the save glitch if I end up being too frustrated
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>>122779868
keep in mind that during the keeper patch, the egg tweaked the punchbag ai to not be completely braindead and suicidal. It was a note that kinda got skimmed over, because the arg was bullshit.
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I think what seperates the winners from the losers on this daily is getting the keys on the 2nd floor in the arcade so you can pick up technology. I mean I still didn't do amazing, but top 1000 for at least a little bit is an accomplishment for me
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>>122775545
I seriously just don't want to even try at doing mega satan runs, I get deal with the devil precedent on every floor and never take any deals and I still don't get one god damn angel room across a whole run, I swear I'm just gonna play normal runs on each character until I get dad's key on each one and do it that way, having to avoid devil deals is such a punishment when I'm not even sure It means I'll get angel rooms
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>>122786680
Are you the 768th among your friends?
>>
There should be an option to view daily scores compared to group members. That way we could form a group and compete against each other.
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>>122787816
How about 2 new co-op babies instead?
>>
Apparently Tyrone pushed a release to Steam, anyone got it yet? What's it do?
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>lost run
>get ludovico's
>get mom's knife
>everything going well
>closet of leeches in on womb 2

fuck this game
>>
There's a new update
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>>122788393
What are the odds Ed will add a steak baby at some point?
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>>122788523
ludo + mom's knife is a fucking SHIT combo. Never pick it up.
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>>122788484
The update is queued, but chances are it ruins the game's fun some more so I'm not updating.
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>>122788484
I'm going in dry.
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>>122788852
i know, it's more that i happen to get both items in a run when in 80% of my other runs i get shit items
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>>122788484
it adds Abraham and doesn't fix the last achievement
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>be playing around with easter eggs
>turn on Movement Tempo
>that music sounding like it wants to die
>now want to die too
>gladly accept the sweet release of death
>the run wasn't even very bad to begin with
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>>122789017
happens to me like that too
>get shit items for a bunch of runs
>next run I get all the good items at once
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>brains
>become shadow of judas due to devil deal
>acquire red hearts

im enjoying my steak
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Does the ride ever end
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>>122786680
I picked up the thighs, did I fuck up?
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>>122789197
>Get no damage or tears up for an entire run
>Next run Epic Fetus shows up before I reach the depths
this has happened to me about six times in the past week. It's getting ridiculous.
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>>122789393
>No
>Sarcastic (No)
>Yes (No)

>>122788978
People on reddit claim it reduces the Greed Machine chance to jam
>it still jams
Bravo emud.

Why can't they just release patch notes instead of esoteric bullshit?
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>>122789464
this is why I typically just R until I get a good starting item. Runs with no damage for 4 floors just get so boring to me.

>>122789739
>Why can't they just release patch notes instead of esoteric bullshit?
same question. They know people will just datamine the shit, they might as well just tell us. Not to mention most people like to know the changes you're making to THE PRODUCT THEY ALREADY FUCKING PURCHASED
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>on caves 1
>try going through a door
>immediately get hit
>one of those fucking spiders that chases you spawned with eternal flies
>the eternal fly immediately hit me
>1 full heart of damage
>'no unovaidable damage guise'
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>Incubus + Dead Onion

Oh wow, it doesn't do the fire rate, shot speed, or range downgrade
That makes this item a no-brainer on Lilith, damn
>>
>get death's touch first
>krampus closet for a devil room

seriously i am fuming
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>>122791074
dead onion is pretty great for everyone unless you already have a really bad range down like number 1 or crickets body.
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I NOTICED WHAT THE PATCH DID
It made kamikaze fucking useless again.
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Latest patch notes:
Stopwatch changed to only activate on-hit.
Well, another item from god-tier to the trash.
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>>122791584
please tell me this is a joke. Don't fucking troll me anon.
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>>122791229
Yeah, but this literally has no downsides

Okay, other than not applying knockback to enemies, but that's only a downside if you're too slow to outrun them
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>>122791584
>>122791636
>it's true

FUCK YOU TYRONE RRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
>still in the special items pool

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

why is this fucking game no fun allowed anymore? What a load of fucking bullshit.
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>>122791636
Multiple people are confirming it on plebbit
>tfw only got the glory of the stopwatch once
I'm not updating until I do all my Lost runs and get Godhead.
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>>122750081

If you're on your run's final boss, never got a good active item, and already took your hit, it's a last second chance.

Plus, it was handy for anyone that got their lost runs done before the Mantle.
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>>122791584

Are you fucking kidding me?
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>>122791636
It's true, I checked it.
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>>122787293
you can only have 300 steam friends
>>122789460
no, but technology is just good, so it makes you take less damage in general. especially on boss rush
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>>122791584

I'm rapidly losing interest in this game. All they do is nerf fun things. It's not even a fucking joke anymore. That is what they actually fucking do.

Next update Ipecac becomes chance based.
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>>122791584
so how long until they turn around and tell us how well they rused us all?

i-it's gunna happen soon, right?
r-right?
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>>122791584
This honestly isn't that bad? I mean you only have to hit them once and they slow down for the room yes?
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that's it after 1001% I'm uninstalling afterbirth
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>>122791584
>Edmund wants people to slow down and appreciate the game more
>nerf item that slow time
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>>122792084
same here to be honest. Isaac was only fun because for every shit run there was the run where you'd get a godlike item and roll through everything. They've consistently nerfed everything that was ever considered strong and now the game just feels like a no fun allowed slog through edmunds taint.
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>>122792223
On-hit items activate when YOU get hit, anon.
It's made it worthless for the Lost. This was a deliberate change just to nerf one character using an item.

>>122792302
CHEW FASTER FAGGOT
>>
Can we legitimately campaign for them to stop? This game is honestly losing it's fun value with all these ridiculous nerfs.

I mean, the community has a voice yes?
>>
>"Changelog: It's better than the last build"

what is the fucking point of nerfing all the fun shit
why can't they make any items useful or change things about the keeper to make him fun, rather than just fucking everything else up?
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What do I go with?
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>>122791584
Why do they nerf stuff now and not during the whole year before afterbirth?
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>>122792441
The community has a voice and it's called Reddit.
So if you want to campaign for the faggotry to end, you gotta go into that cess pool.

I predict Edmund will undo many nerfs about 6 months down the line, when he deems the steak "done."
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>Nerfed the stopwatch
>Keeps nerfing shit
NL can't keep defending this shit.
I'm fucking hoping that he starts boycotting this shit until Edmund and Tyrone returns shit to vanilla afterbirth.
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>Popular Devil Deal items such as Brimstone, Abaddon and Spirit of the Night will now have a 3 heart requirement as obtaining one or more of these items with only 2 hearts severely lowered the difficulty of the remaining run.

NO FUN ALLOWED CONFIRMED.
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO COME TO THIS RESTAURANT ANYMORE.
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>Kamikaze hurts you again

...I legit thought they changed it so it wouldn't be useless on earlier levels, guess not.
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>>122792441
how would we? they already have reddit bitching at them pretty strongly as far as I've seen, people on twitter have complained directly to edmund and tyrone a few times, what else is there?

it's pretty clear to me that they care more about """"balance"""" then retaining the fun of the game
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>>122782540
I think rustling feathers is what Edmund wants, besides, you are already crawling into your unconscious mother and abort a fetus in this game, so how bad can the controversy get?
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>>122792571
holy shot or whatever it's actually called.
>>
>nerfing everything while there are still tons of items that override each other instead of synergizing

ISHYGDDT
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>>122792681

Has he said anything yet? He worded it as a canadian would, but he fucked hated the box nerf.
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>>122792571
Contact.
Bullet blocking: MUH DICK.

>>122792689
Can anyone confirm this?
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>>122792742
>>122792676
Oh please, reddit fags are obsessed with being nice and "understanding"

they wont change shit
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>>122792792
Does it even work with Knife?
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>"You know where you stand with steak, right? Twenty-eight-day aged beef is good. Get up to 35 or even 42 days of dry-ageing and, well, we’re talking ribeye royalty."
Taken straight out of TheGuardian and I have no clue if it's credible or not.

It's almost been a whole month and there is still content yet to be released
1 month old steak? I payed 10€ and I expect a big 10€ prime steak handed out in timely fashion. I don't want this little extra-gourmet 100$ dish that's oh so classy to chew and savor as slowly as possible while it isn't nearly enough to fill or satisfy me. And let's be real, Afterbirth isn't that great compared to Rebirth, at least at where it currently stands.
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>>122792689
I just got Brim for 2 hearts post patch
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>>122792705
Edmund likes the idea of hurting yourself and sacrificing HP for damage or other goodies. Why he made the lost is beyond me.
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>>122792831
Videos aren't even at the Keeper yet, he's not streaming and he hasn't said anything on Twitter.
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>>122792862
probably not
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>pointlessly nerfing fun items
>never buffing useless items
>ignoring item overrides

Think I've about had enough of this game.

>>122792689

I've never even seen Brimstone since Afterbirth and it's ruined before I get to use it. Yeah fuck this game. Fuck you edmund.
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Is the stopwatch at least not special anymore?
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>>122792860
clearly you haven't seen people mention how pissed reddit has actually been

I'm sure there's still a sizeable set of dick-suckers there but the ARG and time-gating pissed off a lot of people
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The alt-f4 trick is dead
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>>122793043
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>added an extra charge for the Tammy's head and Guppy's head items as they were too abusable on their own, and even moreso paired with certain boosting pick-ups.

NONE OF THIS IS OKAY.
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fuck xl floors and second floor isn't 100% devil room anymore. its now 33%
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>>122792860
A lot of Reddit has been calling out all of the bullshit on this, and they're pissed off at the Stopwatch nerf.

So far from what I've seen, Twitter is the only section that's sucking Edmund's cock.
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>See this
>Rush into the thread
>See >>122791584
Fuck man, I'm tempted to wait for a mod that fixes all these nerfs Afterbirth brought.
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>stopwatch is the new soymilk

aayyyyy
>>
CAN ONE GAME I LIKE NOT GET FUCKED OVER THIS YEAR?!

ONE FUCKING GAME
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>>122793170
Where did you see that???
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>>122793042
>Ignoring Item Overrides
This is a major one for me. I can get having bad items to ensure that not every item is fucking legendary, but some are too bad.
The problem with item overrides is: "We fixed the combo system."
Knife doesn't work with Split Shot, same with Brimstone. And so many other fucking combinations that never got fixed/don't exist now with new items.

This placenta needed to spend about 4 more months before coming out of Edmund's uterus.
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>>122793170
This is a joke, right?
>>
at this point i'm just grinding out 1001% and i'll probably not play this shit anymore.

Fuck edmund and tyrone for making one of my favorite games unfun.
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>>122793398
bloodborne?
>>
I actually bought the fucking stopwatch and it is indeed on hit only
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>>122793471
Yeah, this one is.
>>
>make good game
>build upon game numerous times
>all good
>last time they update it with non-free dlc
>its shit
>fix it sort of
>do shitty arg that takes forever
>okay it's over we can play in peace
>nerf everything
>its shit again


why do they hate their own game?
>>
>>122791584

You shouldn't chew your steak that slowly, anon. :^)
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>>122793091
Confirm
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>>122793541

Don't own a PS4 yet
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>>122793812
Alt F4 has been dead since Afterbirth released.
I'm worried about the Stop Process trick.
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>>122793849
What about Wii U? Shit like Yoshi is good and Splatoon is still doing well?
Do you just have a PC because there's still Witcher 3, which only slightly got fucked over.
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>>122793950

Actually I do own Splatoon and it's a solid game, just got bored of it. So yes one game I liked didn't get fucked over.
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>>122742976
>Not the Bioshock Infinite generals
>>
I just got afterbirth and now Azazel feels kinda clunky. What did they do to him?
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>>122793576
They hate you, the player. They're the typical arrogant devs who see their playerbase as scrubs who cannot align with their vision of things.
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>>122742976

>Not the Life is Strange generals.
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>>122794470
Nerfed his charge time.
>Buying afterbirth
Your worst mistake, anon.
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>>122794470
increased his charge time by a little. A tears up pretty much fixes it.
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>>122793576
this is edmund's way of saying "fuck you faggots stop making me come back to this goddamn game i just want to go back to mewgenics"
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>>122794707
"I just want to go back to mewgenics."
Then he wouldn't have announced Afterbirth in the first place.

Mewgenics is dead, sadly.
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>>122794707
>Oh no, I have to make an expansion for an extremely profitable game!
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>>122725902
>Be me
>Have 99 cents at end on greed fight
>start donating
>MACHINE JAMS AFTER 5 COINS
>MFW
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got a patch today, did it add the content yet(lol)
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STILL NO FUCKING KEEPER BUFF AND VISUAL FIXES?
FUCKING NECKBEARD MCFATASS IMADADNOWDURRR
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>>122795016
just cheat engine that shit to 999. Trust me it's not fucking worth it.
>>
>get to the chest having seen 1 (one) angel room
I don't know why I try Large Lucifer runs anymore, or going for Angel rooms in general.
It's been 5 or so rooms since one has given me an actual item, and that was Immaculate Conception.
Devil Rooms refuse to show up now as well, even when I flawless the boss.

>>122795016
Don't play it legit, just cheat.
Nobody cares except Fatmund, and he's too busy nerfing good items to do anything about it.
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>>122795034
woah there slow down
you might choke
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>>122795016
I got cheat engine and made it so donation machines don't jam like anon suggested. It was a good decision.

Though I can't figure out if there is a way to make it run automatically so I don't have to run the cheat every session.
>>
So Afterbirth is harder than rebirth, right?
because I don't remember suddenly being so shit.
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>>122795367
only because they nerfed fucking everything fun

>>122795357
cheat engine the coins to 999 don't bother with the machine not jamming.
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>>122793935
It worked for me yesterday.
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>>122795367
>afterbirth
you mean afterfun
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>>122794941
This is a nigga that never really cared about profits. He made dozens of games entirely for free just because he enjoyed it, and he only really started to sell his games once they got more expansive and required more work than just him and one programmer.
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>>122791584

Everytime they update this game they seem to fucking break it even more.Just let me fucking play,Fatmund
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>next patch:
>ventricle razor now has 3 room charge
>hourglass removed and replaced with an HP up
>lord of the pit guaranteed in every devil deal
>serpent's kiss can only drop 1 black heart per floor

the game will be in FAR better state, trust me
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So, /boig/, what are you going to play now?
I will go back to FTL and maybe replay LISA and OFF.
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>>122795656
hey where's a good place to grind in LISA?
i started playing it and it's pretty great, except everything fucking one-shots me and i know i have to grind somewhere and i hate grinding in any game
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>>122795456
>cheat engine the coins to 999 don't bother with the machine not jamming.
I like greed mode and with the machine not jamming I get ~40 coins per run with the odd ~90 coin run. I'm already almost 200 coins in after 6 runs (no coins my first tme). Should be maxed out by 20 runs.
It's fun.
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>>122795637
why give ventricle a memenerf
am i missing something?
besides my steak
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Can someone make a Stillbirth logo or something steak related for Afterbirth? I really wanna mod that in out of anger.
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>>122795053
>>122795210
>>122795357
Nah man, I'm not a cheater. I am many things, but I'm not a cheater.
>>
Guess if Eggmund keeps shitting up items I might as well start modding the fuck out of it
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>>122795791
Grind the thing in the darkness until you can safely grind snakes. Then grind snakes. That should cover you for a while.
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>>122795791
You shouldn't need to grind in LISA unless you are doing a challenge run with limited party members. Just make sure to get a full party as quickly as possible.
That said, the shadow cave and the snake field are the best places to grind in the first area. Shadow cave probably better since you can usually kill them before they do much to you.
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>>122795914
Enjoy redoing it over and over then, I recall seeing a few people show off their Eden tokens after they finished donating to that machine, they have like 700+ tokens.
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>>122795812
have you used it? it's insanely good
>>
>>122796071
edit: but don't get me wrong, that's what makes it a fun item
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>>122796071
nope
why is it so gud? exp needed
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Changelog:
-Fixed a bug where Keeper can't get more than 2 coin hearts
-Fixed a bug where Wafer has no effect on Keeper
-Added costume for Keeper so he actually doesn't turn back into Isaac all the time
-Keeper starts with build in Money=Power
-Keeper can now buy Devil Deals but only if they would kill him if taken
-Abaddon no longer instantly kills Keeper
-Buffed Book of Belial to have the same Devil Deal boost as BoR
-Box of Friends is now 3 charges
-Chaos no longer breakfasts after rolling into an empty pool
-Speed challenge now gives you 20 minutes of time
-You receive Butter Bean for knockback in Guardian Challenge
-Fixed the hitbox for the spear
-Keeper's coin heart damage no longer lowers chance of devil deal
-Nickels give Keeper a soul coin and Dimes give Keeper a Black Coin.
-Monstro can no longer be a champion in small boss rooms
-Removed Red Poop room from The Chest
-Added bestiary, it records all the monsters you killed
-Expanded Blue Womb to have few rooms before the actual boss begins
-Co-op babies can now randomly replace Brother Bobby, Sister Maggy and Spectral Baby, babies such as Belial Baby keep their damage and special abilities
-It's possible to unlock 1001% achievement now
-All of the above is a lie
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Edmund ''fun is a myth'' Mcmillen
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>>122796437

>Good changes

Yeah no shit it's a lie.
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>>122796437
whats a co op baby
>>
>>122796437
Oh hey, this patch seems pre...
>bottom of list
I hate you and I wish you were developing the game instead of the HACKS AT NICALIS THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO BALANCE A GAME AND MAKE IT FUN FUCK FUCK I HATE IT FUCK.
>>
>>122795553
You're right, my point didn't come across at all. I wanted to question whether he had to make Afterbirth at all, if he doesn't enjoy it.
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>>122796261
it's a way to reset any/every room with the lost
for every other character it's a free challenge room, free boss rush, a way to fast travel through a floor, avoid a sin/super sin fight
in a 0 charge item
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>>122796437
>>
>>122796437

A bestiary should've existed since vanilla isaac.
>>
>>122796861
Man, I really like that feel. Bro can I cop a feel?
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>>122796959
And with the ability to add sticky notes to it that randomly appear in your and others' bestiaries.
>"kill it with fire."
>"Don't stand in front of."
>"Heh, it's a butthole."
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In Memoriam.
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>>122797134
Holy fuck that would be amazing.
>>
>Single player game with no online component beyond a recently introduced daily
>NERF NERF NERF NERF NERF NERF

For what purpose
>>
>>122797756
With the ability to, if you see one you don't want to see again, right click and block them.
Also, reenable mouse control on by default.
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>>122797134
we /dsg/ now
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>>122797920
>Seed database
>great chest ahead
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>>122797870
DUDE BUY AFTERBIRTH
FEATURES: NERFS AND COOP BABIES
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>>122797870
Edmund just really wants to spite the community
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which one?
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4chan keeps thinking my post is spam.
What are all the changes in the new patch? I just see people talking about the Stopwatch.
>>
Honestly I don't even mind the stopwatch nerf because The Lost and the greed machine are so much easier to use thanks to the last 2 patches.
>>
>>122798137
$
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>>122798137
Money=power no question

like why would you even ask?
>>
>>122797134
fuck that now I'm imagining an item that lets you leave notes in your run for other players to read in their runs, like in DS - the notes are seed-specific and the item is generally given as a starting item in Daily's. Passive effect.
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>>122798137
holy water
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>>122796437
Pretty good, but I'd swap the familiar replacement with Able.
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>>122798137
definitely holy water since its buff
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>entire point of the game is scavenging for useful/fun items in mountains of worthless shitty items
>keep removing fun items
>in
>a
>single
>player
>game
This is actually retarded. Does edmund seriously just want to spite the community?
>>
>>122798219
>>122798327
how dumb do you think i am?
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>>122798524
dumb enough to ask this question in the fucking first place
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I guess we have differing opinions on exactly what 0% chance to jam means.
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>>122798524
dumb enough to still be playing this trash no content coop baby game
>>
I FUCKING HATE GREED MODE

FUCCK
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>>122731119
>tfw my stats got fucked somehow and I pretty much have to start over.
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>Find a Chaos Card in an Eden run
>Need to do Hush
>Hush's second stage appears
>Throw Chaos Card at it
>It phases through him and doesn't die
>>
>>122798720
rounding's cool yo
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>>122798140
Greed machine has a much lower chance to jam or increase the jam chance

Kamikaze was fixed
>>
So did the patch take glowing hourglass out of greed mode? I have been buying shit for half an hour and haven't seen it.
>>
>>122799129
You gotta wait for him to start attacking, he doesn't technically "exist" in the wakeup animation.
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>find the Suicide King card
>oh boy I gotta be careful with this
>2 rooms later
>want to press tab to see time
>press Q instead
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>>122799263

Weird, I waited for him to start attacking first to make sure but I guess I was still too quick.
>>
>>122799338
At least you got a Dr. Fetus out of it!
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>>122799129
I fought Hush onetime and I didnt even really fight him.

I had the gnawed leaf, Daddys Long Leg, Smart Fly and maxed Bumbo.
Just stood still and waited for Hush to die after activating smart fly.
Honestly wouldn't have made it without leaf. Picked up soy milk by accident and was doing shit damage.
>>
>>122799361
maybe he went down when you threw the chaos card?
>>
Is the 1001% achievment fixed yet?
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>>122798720
It probably goes up .2% every time if I had to guess.
>>
Anyone managed to refund Afterbirth?
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Holy shit just discovered something!

>Blue Bomber challenge is much much easier if you just escape every room exploding and never fight except when needed to move fast through the room

Opinions? I still haven't completed it tho
>>
>mega satan has HP scaling too
for fuck's sake
>>
>>122799784
Are you fucking kidding me
>>
>could have gotten lost megasatan kill last night had i not been stupid
>come back this morning for nerfs
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>>122799720
Pretty much did this all the time
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THE LOGIC BEHIND THE NERF IS FLAWLESS
>GET HIT SO YOU CAN ACTIVATE THE ITEM THAT REDUCES THE CHANCE OF YOU GETTING HIT

AYY LMOA!
>>
>they actually removed the Alt+F4 trick
Oh boy.
>>
I just got all of my money into the greed machine twice in a row. This is great, I might actually go for 2000 coins now
>>
why is afterbirth and greed mode such a mistake
>>
>>122800049
People have been saying this for like, every patch since Afterbirth came out and it was still there every time.
>>
>>122800141
>2000
WHAT!?
>>
Oh fuck me. sorry for rant but here we go..
>want to unlock the lost
so i did everything acording to book my first run - when i was in the womb i had the curse that makes items turn into ?
so i picked up an anch by mistake and when i died to satan I ressurected as ??? and didn't get the unlock.

2nd attempt i do everything again and have a not so good azazel run but in the end i manage to get to satan.
he kills me and... nothing??? wtf i dunno if he KOed me with brimstone or bullets (might have been brimstone?)
anyone knows if its a big deal? also my lose counter i bugged, it's stuck at 2 and never goes beyond that atm, if i win tho it seems to register but when i'm trying to do this it is stuck.
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>>122799338
WAY TO FUCK THE GAME EDMUND! STEEEAAAAK!
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>>122799784
>>122800049
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
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>Stopwatch: Only works after taking damage and only for one room.

AUHDFOHBOUHDFGBOUDHGBAUHDFOHBOUHDFGBOUDHGBAUHDFOHBOUHDFGBOUDHGBAUHDFOHBOUHDFGBOUDHGBAUHDFOHBOUHDFGBOUDHGBAUHDFOHBOUHDFGBOUDHGBAUHDFOHBOUHDFGBOUDHGBAUHDFOHBOUHDFGBOUDHGBAUHDFOHBOUHDFGBOUDHGBAUHDFOHBOUHDFGBOUDHGBAUHDFOHBOUHDFGBOUDHGBAUHDFOHBOUHDFGBOUDHGBAUHDFOHBOUHDFGBOUDHGBAUHDFOHBOUHDFGBOUDHGBASFDAGHFGJDGHJ
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How the fuck do you unlock The Lost? I've tried so many times now and it never works. I've done the steps to the letter and it never works. I've got stomped by Mom as Judas, then stomped by Satan in Sheol, that didn't work. So I died to Satan's second stage in Sheol and that didn't work either.

What the fuck?
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>>122800247
STOP
TAKING
ITEMS
BLIND
YOU
NIGGER

>>122799784
I refuse to believe this.
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>>122799993
>get hit
>item helps you not get hit again
That does make sense, now that you mention it.
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>waah waah good items are over powered and shouldnt be in the game

fuck you reddit and fuck you edmund and tyrone

afterbirth is shit
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>>122800148
Same guy who just went and tested it, oh fuck it seems like they did actually fix it. Killed self with Lost a few times on floor 1 and alt+F4'd out and the continue button is still grey'd out. My win streak is still the same though so ?
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>>122800268
you falling for the same probable ruses that get posted every fucking update because nicalis is a company of stooges and wont release proper patch notes
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>mysterious liquid + fire mind
pretty cool desu
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>>122729089
What's the pink circle around halo of flies for?
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>>122800540
I JUST CHECKED, ALT+F4 DOESNT WORK

HAHAHAHA
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>>122800529
>b-but, it makes the game too easy!
>i literally can't stop myself from taking it!
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>>122800829
>the chef decided your steak was too tasty
>scrubbed some of your seasoning and sauce off
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i used to like this game
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>>122800191
Every 1000 coins, The Keeper gets another heart container

maybe
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Are they gonna nerf ludovico technique? please don't, it's the best item
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>>122800829
>waah edmund-senpai, my character is moving on its own!
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>>122800667
Yep this is a real thing now. If you alt+F4, or presumably crash, during the death animation your continue file is deleted but your streak isn't incremented if anyone actually cared.
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But really, its sorta crazy how pissy everyone here is going over these balance changes. Like, even exploits being fixed are making people here go nuts. Whats the problem with refining the balance of a game? Especially for a game meant to be played over and over again. I've never seen people complain about this shit before.
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>>122801039
I remember the first time i picked up ludicolo technique with azazel. It was hilarious this moving death ring.

Rainbow worm makes it even more fun to use. Theyd better not nerf it
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>>122795016
seriously man just cheat, I have 70 eden tokens and only 200 coins in the greed machine, that's 70 runs for not even a quarter of the way.
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>>122801189
I swear to god Ludo is the rarest item in the game, it's the only special weapon I never fucking see

And if I do see it it's on some setup that makes it worthless

Why doesn't it synergize with tech X?
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>>122801127
edmund and nicalis can burn in hell, for this and their stupid nerfs in a singleplayer game.
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>>122801161
>balance
>single-player game

hilarious, mate
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>>122769586
also one in her hair
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>>122801320
Id argue brimsone is rarer desu
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Has anyone accomplished, or even tried to make sense of the story, with Afterbirth now released?
If Hush is stillborn Isaac, then what does that make Blue baby? Is Blue baby just a playable Hush, or is there supposed to be a difference between the two?

It's probably retarded to think too long about it, since the story translates into whatever you want.
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>Bad Secret Rooms: "bad rooms" are important.. and they arent really all that bad. same with "bad items" for every OP item there needs to be a bad one, for every amazing secret room there needs to be a fuck you one. its just how the game works and how it always works.

Then why the fuck nerf OP items without buffing the trash ones, you nigger? It's Glass Cannon all over again.
>Glass Cannon: fuck off this item is fucking bonkers, if you pick this up and cant figure out ways to play around it or abuse its power you are doing it wrong. this item in its current state is one of my faves.
>>
someone post the "DUDE BUY AFTERBIRTH" image please
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>That little spitting fly up right from Gurdy to prevent just attacking from behind to win
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>>122801161
is the balance really needed? he puts in the extremely boring greedmode with the bullshit jamming and then removes any way of making the boringness faster or less boring.

i hate that he makes really good items bad a year after they released too
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>>122801553
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>>122801365
I don't see why this is everyone's go to response. Single player games need balance to. Would you rather every character start with homing brimstone?
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>>122801161
it was their dumb design decisions that made them broken in the first place
i dont really care about the nerfs, i care about them taking priority over ACTUALLY FIXING THE GAMES PROBLEMS so they can look like theyre accomplishing something in a timely manner by changing a few lines in an xml file once a fucking week

like why do ragmans head spiders still completely regenerate health when transforming
why do broken room configs still spawn on blind challenges
why can the keeper not take health items
why does the bloat still exist

fucking with the stopwatch to no longer be a run winner does not address any of the problems people have with the game
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>>122801718

thanks baby
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>>122801804
YOUR RETORT IS LITERALLY NONSENSE DOGSHIT
>>
>>122801804
Optional challenge is different from enforced easymodo, strawman frend.

>>122801718
I want my Afterbirth money to go to help cover Ed's ginormous funeral costs for his custom-made fat coffin and the 50 or so pallbearers he'll need to hire after I finally get past the damage shield of blubber that prevents me from throttling him until he turns blue.
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>>122801804
Better nerf tammy's head + brimstone too then, cause sometimes you get a fun item/combination that makes a run easy. Heck, go un-fix Dr. Fetus and while we're at it do the same to Epic Fetus.
Maybe if a character started with the stop watch every run nerfing it would be more reasonable, instead it was a fairly rare item that messed with the game in an interesting way.
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>>122801812
>why does the bloat still exist
Same reason Scolex still exists.

Edmund has to stop you from keep having fun on an otherwise fine run.
>>
>>122801615
>>122801812
I agree, there's other shit they should work on balancing. I just think its sorta crazy the shitstorm a minor item change is causing right now.

>>122801937
Same to you.
>>
Next patch they'll make it so that Mom's Knife is pointed the other way around, does no damage to enemies but does 12 hearts of damage to you

Book it
>>
I can't believe they actually nerfed the Stopwatch please wake me up from this nightmare.
>>
So what did the update do other than fucking Stopwatch?
>>
>that stopwatch nerf

They could at least fucking take it off the special items pool then. Fuck that noise.

Next patch:
Dr fetus now randomly shoots super troll bombs
Technology shots of all kind no longer pierce
d6 is now a 12 room charge and cannot reroll spacebar items
d100 now rerolls itself
Mutant spider now halves damage
Polyphemus and Epic Fetus have been removed from the game
Soy Milk and Lil Brimstone have been made a special items again
All brimstone's are now azazel's minibrimstones (except enemies' brimstone)
Mom's knife can no longer be thrown
>>
>>122802189
NO, ACTUALLY. The words I typed made perfect sense. The words you typed were literally nonsense dogshit. I'd reccomend reading it aloud to yourself a few times.
>>
>>122801804
no but your response is exactly what the issue with "balancing" single-player games is

if you wanted it to be balanced, azazel would be way fucking shittier. brimstone would only do a flat 30 everytime it hit an enemy. ludovico would require you to be within a certain range for it to deal damage. serpent's kiss would only drop 1 black heart per room or floor

if you start "balancing" items that are OP, then you suddenly admit there is supposed to be some kind of standard that all items and characters should meet. and there are fuckloads of underpowered and shitty items AND characters, but nothing is done about those at all, because
>you can't have good items without shitty ones LOL!

yet, apparently the items that are "too" good are exempt from that same reasoning and need to be nerfed or otherwise the game is broken somehow. if the issue is having items that supposedly guarantee you a victory, why aren't there items that assure a loss? (the answer is because the former is F U N, and the latter is pointless)
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why the fuck do they keep ruining this game with nosense bullshit nerfs. pre-afterbirth rebalance mod when?
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Oh hey guys they added easy mode with the latest patch! I can't figure out how to turn it off yet, but it certainly does the job of making it easier!
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>>122802474
Now you're eating your steak right champ!
What is Nicalis' fucking problem why can't they fix shit without breaking other stuff REEEEEEEEEE
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>>122802608
DRY BABY DRY BABY SAVE ME FROM THE NIGHTMARE THAT IS AFTERBIRTH BALANCING AND GAME DESIGN

ryab please
>>
I think DAMAGE needs to be removed as a stat from the game. It's too overpowered. Instead, you'll do one damage per tear, per floor, per enemy. If you lose, then get good, faggot.

In order to balance the skill discrepancy between players, I think controls should randomly be reversed, or turn off altogether. Only then will I feel truly balanced.
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FEELS GOOD TO BE A PIRATEFAG
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>>122801561
>>
GREED MODE IS TOO BORING

I JUST WANT LILITH ALREADY FUCK
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>>122802137
I don't think you know what strawman means. For an example, see your own response.

>>122802361
Could you please explain why balancing a single player game is bad then?
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>>122802871
Lucky bastard. I can't believe i paid 6 dollars to make the game less enjoyable and to experience Edmund's steak in real time.
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>>122803097
>Could you please explain why balancing a single player game is bad then?
Because it's unnecessary and it makes the game less enjoyable.

Those who want challenge can gimp themselves.
But for those who want a strong item, there is now no alternative.
There was no reason to nerf the Stopwatch, since it's been in its current state for a year now.
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>>122803097
>>122803097
The post directly below mine does so fantastically. I'd rather insult your stupidity over and over again.
You fucking retard.
>>
Wew lads
https://twitter.com/tyronerodriguez/status/667441957644468230
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>>122802359

In addition: We have determined the game was too easy. Upon beating the game, there is a random chance that raises every time you beat the game, that your game will crash and all progress will be erased.
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>Ok guys hear me out on this
>what if
>what if we made an item that need you to beat you a set of 4 specific bosses to unlock it
>and what if we gave the very last one an alternate version that can still pop up even if you have 3/4 of said item
>that way players will do an entire run only to find out they wasted their time for half an hour only so they can go back to mash R until they get book of revelations, brillant!

I just want to die already
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>>122803542
I--what?
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>>122803542
>because we're not actual developers--we just make games
More like ruin games, am I right or what?
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>>122803542
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>>122803669
Play Lilith
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>>122803542
they may as well just outright say "we are retards"
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>>122802362
Of course there's a standard. Edmund has an idea of how hard he wants his game. And there honestly aren't that many shitty items. Nowhere near a "fuckload", while on the other hand, there are plenty of items that can completely carry a run.
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>>122803542
What did he mean by this?
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>>122803542
>https://twitter.com/tyronerodriguez/status/667441957644468230
Tyrone is such a fucking faggot, holy shit
>>
>>122803783
No Afterbirth
And from what I'm seeing buying that mess just to get that fucking meat ball isn't worth it
>>
>>122803669
lilith was designed literally just to make that achievement trivial
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>>122802608
Dry baby
>>
Mods when. It is evident that Nicalis and Edmund are driving this game into the ground. Somebody should fix it.
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>>122803808
Don't worry he says that right here
https://twitter.com/tyronerodriguez/status/667442149630345217
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>>122803813
"Plenty"? Looking through a full list of items, there's maybe 6 items that could, as the only source of extra offense, completely carry a run on their own, which would be god head, brimstone, mom's knife, maw of the void, and the two fetuses. I'd of also counted stop watch in this but it was just made pretty mediocre so.
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>>122800323
h e l p
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*A NEW THREAD HAS APPEARED IN THE BASEMENT!*

>>122804851
>>122804851
>>122804851
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>>122804764
tech x and sacred heart are probably up there too
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