/utg/ - Undertale General

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First for clean fun

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Time for Bad

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I want to collect a bunch of Chara's and put them in a room together and watch them play with eachother!

Then drop a chocolate bar in so I can watch them fight!

>>122718253
you idiot

>>122718369

nth for writing Monster Kid x Alphys shota incest

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Skellies are for hugging

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Post her.
You expected someone else, didn't you?

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nth for goat nerd

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>>122718253
Once again, wait for the bump limit before making a new thread.

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>>122718409
>bunch of Chara's

Requesting that spicy keychain picture with Sans and Paps.

>>122718409
They'll plot against you. They'll jump your ass, steal your wallet, slit your throat, and buy their own chocolate

Post best Undertale Remixes

https://soundcloud.com/not-bees/knives

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gay for goat santa

>tfw listening to mommy-themed asmr videos before you go to sleep

I know the asmr thing is kind of a meme at this point, but I like it.

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An end unsung

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>>122718409
I want to be alone with Chara in a room so she could play with my dick

shota asriel vore when

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https://twitter.com/FwugRadiation/status/667157071826145281
https://twitter.com/FwugRadiation/status/667157828377960448

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>>122718527
Do not leave this anon alone with Chara.

>>122718485

nice ballsack

post underswap

>>122718485
BALLS

BALLS

REMOVE

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Never forget

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>>122718527
ANON NO

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>>122718530

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>>122718508
>Using ASMR to fall asleep

Fuck off normie. what the fuck. You fuckers ruined ASMR fuck you fuck you. ASMR is not for falling asleep. THANKS TO FUCKERS LIKE YOU 90% of ASMR is trash "fall asleep" videos.

>>122718473
Nobody? Damn.

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>>122718595
toby a cute

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nth for Tem eggs

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>>122718527

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Batter did nothing wrong

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>>122718595
That's actually kinda cute.

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Here for the Cheeki, but where's the Breeki?

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>>122718645

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What was your reaction when your game "crashed" for the first time and had to face Flowey?

when the charaposters go to bed the lewd request takers will come back
i guaran-fucking-tee it.
we will forever be cursed with not having any fapping materiel of the chara

>>122718704
I'm sorry man, I just like having a woman pretend to be my mommy and whisper in my ear how sweet and cute I am and how much she loves me before I go to sleep. It's not my fault that the majority of things like that is asmr.

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>>122718612
>>122718674
>>122718727
Don't worry, I would put chocolate on it first. Then I would fuck give her something more sweet.

>>122718704

i remember watching good ass comfy massage videos back in 2009 or 2010, but now searching for massage on yt yields only shitty asmr vids

comfy ruined

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>>122718849
I was ready to lay the smackdown

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>>122718871
That doesn't make it better!

Just wanted everyone on utg know that they're cute

Would hug

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>>122718824

>>122718663
is he pregnant with Frisk?

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>>122718850
That's the point

>>122718850
I'd rather have more chara than lewds desu
At least during the day.

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>>122716406

POST IT
O
S
T

I
T

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I'm just here for the (You)s.

https://youtu.be/gHNSEQ8uC9s

>>122718930
R-Really? Even though I say such weird and lewd things, you still think I'm cute?

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>>122718937

Valerie is the reason I have a fetish for ridiculous penetration now

thank god for Sparrow

>>122718849
>it's fucking on, you shitty flower

>>122718942
Yes, how else did Frisk get his beautiful gook yellow skin?

>>122718851
It's labeled wrong. Fall asleep videos =/= ASMR. People ruined the word to the fucking ground.

>>122718884
Oh yes. Comfy asmr was amazing, now I have to browse for hours to find a real asmr video

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>>122718824

Anon, stop posting lewd.

I shouldn't be aroused by this shit, please.

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>>122718849

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>play the game because that's what you're supposed to do
>ghandi cant kill anyone run
>get to grillby's with sans
>talking to him
>suddenly, the room goes dark sans a light around sans and frisk
>he asks if you know anything about a talking flower
>say yes
>he laughs it off and says something about papyrus saying something about a talking flower too
Explain this, undertards.

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>>122718819
beyond your reach

>>122718824
THAT IS NOT UNDERSWAP YOU DOG

122719034
Here it is pham.

>>122718937
>tfw you couldn't save anyone

>>122718850
You guys have dethroned Asrielfags in terms of ever present obnoxious shitposting.

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>>122718773
you know he did you just don't want to admit it

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Oh, no. Little Frisk has come back from school, bawling their little eyes out, crying about a bunch of bullies.
How will Frisk's extended monster family make it all better?

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>>122719034

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>>122719103
I heard we were posting lewd?

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>>122718850
Feels bad. I just want more Chara lewds.

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>>122718824

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post flowey and friends

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http://yokoshimako.tumblr.com/post/133459830512
>感じてるところが魔法で光っちゃったらかわいいよねというはなし
Jap anons willing to translate?

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>>122718930
>Wanting to hug depressed unwashed neck-beards who want to fuck skeletons/goats.
Jk, I love you guys.

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>>122719186

He purified the impure, what's so wrong about that? He was the true hero of the game, just like Rando.

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>>122719103
I CAN'T HELP IT

I WISH THAT ARTIST WOULD DRAW MORE OF THAT

>>122719253
That's Frisk you donk.

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>>122719193
>no asgore
Why do all the good artists forget he exists?

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>>122719034

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>>122719269
Earlier today I rolled this.
It fits what you want.

Are Toriel and Asgore actually goats? Or are they just nondescript fuzzy mammalian monsters?

>>122719316
He murdered a child.

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>>122718824
NO

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>>122719329
Not when I touching my dick.

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>tfw you love megalovania so much you can't stop killing sans
>tfw having bad times every day

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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>>122711051
>>122715119

Someone get Father sans here, for I have sinned

>>122719193
I wish I had an extended monster family that would make me feel better when I have a bad day at school.

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>>122719254
>>122718824

Better version.

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>>122719365
I am so amused right now

>>122719253
thass frisk
but i agree, i don't care much for the character, but i just like the design. I have a thing for green sweaters and red eyes, and this is the only character i know of that have both of those things and there's very little porn of it.

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>>122719365
the guy who made cookie clicker did this per request in a thread

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>>122719269

>>122719473
The other version was better, but da. I need more of these.


>>122719494
Like this!

Even number is play Fallout 4
Odd number is continue writing Chara stuff
Quads is commission twelve images of Chara porn

>>122719334
He's too busy cutting up bushes while wishing he was cutting up kids instead.

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so, alphys: dinosaur, bearded dragon, iguana, other lizard, or mix of various?

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>>122719269

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>>122719269

>>122719425

Hugo created evil spectres, he got what was coming to him.

Y'all need to go to sleep. The tiredness is messing with your heads

>>122718849
'What the fuck? What sort of dogshit ending is this?'

I didn't play for ten minutes or so afterwards because I thought that was it, and I was so disappointed that was all everything I'd done had led up to.

>>122719420
They're "Boss Monsters", which is a special, more powerful species of monster. It's the reason both of their SOULs show up when they turn to dust.
So yeah they're basically just goat/rabbit-like fuzzy monsters.

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>>122719420
According to Gerson, they aren't even related to goats.
>>122719440
You could listen to the song itself without having to murder someone, you know?

>>122719452
NICE
I
C
E

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>>122719552
You can stop posting now, Toriel.

>>122719452
C U T E

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>>122719452

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>>122717096

>>122719569
Yeah, maybe I should. Thank, Anon.

https://soundcloud.com/ronsrogue/tem-shop-in-minor-key

>>122711051
What did I get

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>>122719269

What is Flowey saying to Papyrus, Anon?

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>>122719478
>>122719329
>That's Frisk.

Not anymore

>>122718849
i was fucking terrified t b h

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To die twice in a strange land.

First by Charas hand, then by yours.

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>>122719294
>>122718448
I want to put my mouth on one of the ends of his big floppy ears and gently mouth them with my lips until he pulls away out of ticklishness while making a sound like the beginning of this: https://youtu.be/Lmw4lzjEqD8

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>>122719452
>*ACT
>>*INSULT
>>*FLIRT
>*FLIRT
>*You're flirting all wrong!
>*How did you even kiss a ghost?

>>122718824
>Underfell
It's shit.

>>122719620
I still want pictures of each character posting/shitposting in these generals.
Someone post the flowey one.

>>122718409
fascinating

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>>122719569
I slept 18 hours last night. I'm pretty sure I don't need to rest anymore, at least for a while.

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>>122719417
that looks great anon!

>>122719704
>Pee on my face!

>>122719597

i called her so often, just to see if she'd pick up.

>>122719765

What is Underfell?

Do I want to know?

>>122719675
this sounds like something that would play while you solved a puzzle in professor layton

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Confess your sins to Father Duncle, children.

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Don't let him take your soul, anons.

nth for end edgy flowey vine-control and sharktooth sans forever ASAP

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>>122719775
I do to desu.

The only characters I can't imagine shitposting are Toriel/maybe Assgore

>>122719815
Shitty AU where everyone is edgy and evil

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>>122719597
>You could listen to the song itself without having to murder someone, you know?

But the boss battle is way too hype. I've currently beaten Sans 8 times in a row without taking damage, I want to shoot for 10.

>>122719815
Edgy AU where all the good characters are evil and all the evil characters are good.

It actually started mostly light-hearted but was taken over by a bunch of tumblr edgelord teenagers.

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>>122719675
sad tem :(
>>122719815
An AU where the characters' personalities are swapped or they're evil or something.

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>>122719764
>*ACT
>*UNZIP PANTS
>*Chara gets nervous
>*ACT
>*GET CLOSER

>>122719815
Grimdark AU for skelefuckers who masturbate to daddy dom Sans and Papyrus.

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>>122717523

Still taking more requests.

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>>122718849
When my game first crashed my reaction was
>Oh are fucking kidding me?

I thought the game crashed and it had nothing to do with Flowey, once I saw Mike Wazowski (and not Toriel) on the intro screen then I realized that Flowey was fucking with me and it was a part of the game and it spooked the shit out of me.

>>122719539
We got the second best result!

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>>122719553
A triceratrash wrecks.

>>122719919
>>122719913

What the fuck

>>122719553
Somewhat reptile shaped monster, happens to be yellowish in colour.

>>122719815
shitty inconsistent AU where everyone is evil/opposites/negative traits magnified

its an excuse to draw everyone in red and black

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>>122719879
I want Flowey to possess Sans and force him to fuck his brother!

>>122719862
Father, I want to see you turn into a skeleton dinosaur

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>>122719815
Everyone except Flowey is an edgelord asshole with a red/black color-scheme.

I like the stuff for it which mocks the edginess of the designs (Lord Hater Papyrus is gold) but anything that takes it seriously is garbage.

>>122719862
I want you to dunk me, Father

>>122719862
I want to do a genocide run so badly but can't bring myself to kill Papyrus.
It's been two weeks since the first time I tried, still can't do it. help.

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>>122719862
I'm so gay. God. I'm just so, so gay. So fucking gay.

>>122719954
*Bi-ceratops

>>122719862
i have weird feelings for skeletons

>>122719862
I can't stop fantasizing about being a cute little boy again and having Toriel take care of me and be my mommy. I hate being an adult so much but I don't want to kill myself

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>>122719930
Anon!

>>122719939
You know what unnerved me the most about the Loox-thing on the title screen?
In the demo, that was the actual picture instead of the Boss Monster, so I thought I booted up the demo somehow.

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>>122719746
2adorable4me

>>122719930
L E W D T H E C H A R A
I G N O R E T H E A N T I - L E W D P O S T E R S

>>122719862
I have lewd thoughts about your brother

>>122719863
>Implying I wouldn't become a race traitor

>>122719862
I want to have a romantic relationship with a skeleton.

>>122719704
i dont know
h-how did you know it was me posting? that's pretty creepy

>>122719930
>*PAT
>*As you pat Chara's head, she gets more relaxed
>*Hug
>*Chara is happy
>*You won. You earned 0 exp and 0 gold.

>>122719862
I secretly want to draw Papyrus porn despite having kinkshamed the skeletonfuckers in the past.

>>122719983
Underfell Jerry is the best thing ever, though.

>>122720150
I highly recommend doing that. We'll forgive you.

>>122719862
I want to coat your brother's ribcage with cum

>>122720149
>beat Chara in a fight
>You won. You earned 0 exp and OH MY GOD THE GOLD IS BREAKING THE TEXT BOX gold
>You collected all the gold Chara has hoarded over multiple genocide runs
>You can now send Tem to double college

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who is the best dog

and why is it doggo

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>get home from work
>shitpost here
>take a long stretch while thinking about skeletonfucking
>stretch too hard
>charley horse myself
fuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkk

>>122720197
To clarify: I want to draw skelescat, magic pooping orifice. Is it still okay?

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>>122720076
Same.

>>122720150
Do it. I have zero standards anyhow.

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Skeletons a qt

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I've never really disliked any group (asrielfags, skelefuckers, etc.) on /utg/ or even shitposting for that matter but Charafags are getting really fucking annoying.

>>122719862
I like the goats...

I don't actually wanna fuck any of 'em, just hug, and any of them will do, no particular preference besides hugging all three (four if you count adult Asriel) at the same time.

I could just drift off to sleep in a sea of nigh endless goat fluff, like a combination of the softest blanket and best teddy bears ever.

>>122720150
DO IT

>>122720028
it's a shame cause i don't think reincarnation actually exists

all of the examples out there of people who are "100% sure" they were reincarnated, there's always details that just don't fit properly

maybe this would indicate when you die sometimes you reincarnate into a different offshoot, but I'm not willing to take that risk, I want to reincarnate into THIS universe and take up all the work i left behind, imagine that shit, controlled reincarnation would basically be infinite life

whoops my crazy is showing

>>122720239
>double college
Did you mean grad skool?

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>>122719746
Asriel's ears always reminds me of my old dog. I really miss her.

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>>122720149
You wanna play?

>*ACT
>*UNDRESS
>*Chara is excited
>*ACT
>*Kiss her on the special place
>*Chara gets red and pleased
>*ACT
>*PASSION
>*Chara starts panting heavily
>*ACT
>*EYE CONTACT
>*Chara climaxes
>You won. You earned 0 exp and 0 gold

>>122720297
Perhaps I have made a mistake here.

>>122719930
>You get closer to Chara, who is sweating and confused
>You suddenly hear a smash as the light breaks
>The hell?
>GET SO FUCKIN DARK IN HERE COME COME FUCK APART IN HERE
>IIIII
>DIE IN THE PROCESS
>YOUUUUU
>DIE IN THE PROCESS
>you can feel your limbs being torn from you
>Everything fades to black as you hear "KETTLE DRUM ROLL HARD SHIT"

>18:07 192 NW Avenue, Ebottstown
>"Looks like our kiler's at it again."
>"What gave it away? Anyway, as you can see he got a bit creative with the kids, poor sons a bitches."
>"Maybe he was upset the press didn't give him enough attention. These freaks seem to crave it."
>"Yeah. He left another note, vague as ever. 'Fuck this bird, bitch, drink this bleach.' This guy's out of his mind. We have a witness testimony, a neighbor says he heard what appeared to be extremely heavy music playing at the approximate time of the murder, could be gang-related."
>"Alright, well I'm going to go down to the station and get started on the paperwork. Let me know if you find anything."

>>122720327
I've always disliked Asrielfags but I gotta agree Charafags are getting the fuck out of hand especially considering it's barely even a character and all the discussion is just circlejerking over off-model fan art

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>>122719862
I want to hug_ Asriel.

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>>122720325

SUCH A LUST FOR RESETS.

>>122720297
Just do it, I've seen enough fucked up shit anyway

OFFICIAL UNDERTALE CONCEPT ART BY TOBYFOX
https://twitter.com/FwugRadiation/status/667000950981337090

>>122720150
>Kinkshamed skelefuckers
>Have a folder exclusively for Sans porn
You're not alone, anon

>>122720327
It's a nice change of pace seeing rabid charaposters around for once. But i kind of agree, its getting a bit old.

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>>122720437
Thank you Pardoposter.

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>>122720327
No we don't

>>122720327
Don't. They are literally sexualizing a character that's supposed to be a representation of themselves. They're such narcissists they believe the only person worth fucking is themselves. The joke is their life.

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>>122720540
I like this one personally.
porn of this guy fucking Papyrus when

>>122720327
Charafaggotry is weird cause we get like literally nothing about it_ since it's more of a plot device then a character.It's like everybody just projects what they want on the character.

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>>122720540
kek

>>122720630
I'm a charafag and even I don't know why.

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>>122720437
I really appreciate you sometimes pardoposter.

Is there any art of Toriel and Asgore having consensual sex in the missionary position to conceive Asriel?

If not that, then at least cuddling?

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>>122719862
I ship fictional characters together, even though I promised myself to never do such a thing.

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The wind is howling

>>122720327
I always love it when they start posting because it just summons the /hmg/ skeleton to come and make worringly elaborate pardoposts

>>122720540
>https://twitter.com/FwugRadiation/status/667000950981337090
>shitty sans is canon

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>Sans will never invite you into the bone-zone
>Platonically

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>>122719862

I bought the game recently, did a Normal run, then saved everyone ass's and...Went curious while wanting more Undertale. I procrastinated a bit because I wasn't ready for those feels, but I had to.

I had to do a Genocide run, and see how awesome was your battle, Sans. It's was the best fight I had for years, I miss having to remember patterns like these and giving it my best because of the music. The very fact you're the only one starting with a big ass special attacks without music to back it up makes it all worth it.

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What's her name?

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>>122720637

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BUT I'M ALREADY OUT OF HEALING ITEMS

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>>122720592
>>122720630
I just want to fuck a demon ghost.

>Chara is a self insert

No one said that, suckers. Frisk is, but from what we know Chara is a demon. Did you chose to kill Asgore? Flowey? It was Chara, you weren't in control after you lost your humanity.

>>122720424
>>122720149
Welp there's another writing prompt

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>>122719930
>>122720149
>>122720424
This is really stupid.

>>122720692
>The Heroine appears.
>Jerry came, too.

>>122720765
I-I'm sorry mommy! I'm a good boy, r-right?

>>122720804
They only become a demon if you decide to go and murder the entire Underground though.

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Its a good thing I built up a Frisk folder because Charaposting has become self sufficient.

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>>122720692
Well, let's get this over with.

>>122720273

Put a paper bag on his head and I'll gladly ride him

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>>122719862
I want to give your brother a surprise. Surprise sex.

Post Temmie

>>122720592
I want to serve a yandere trap dude is that so much to ask. Maybe if I'm good he'll give me a collar.

>>122720759
iunno

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>>122720893

>>122720910
Why don't Undyne and Richter just team up to save his mom and become true heroes

I-is this general spoiler free
I finally got the game and I'm doing a completely blind playthrough

>>122720893
Shut the fuck up.

>the ribbon doesn't show up on frisk like it did in the demo
0/10 shit game broken promises no instruction manual

>>122721027
OUT
OUT
OUT
OUT
EXIT
OUT

>>122721027
GET OUT REEEEEEEE

>>122721027
leave now bucko

>>122721027
Get out and come back when you finsih

>>122721027
G E T T H E F U C K O U T
ITS NOT SAFE
NEXT REPLY WILL SPOIL THE ENDING IM BETTING IT
GET OUT BEAT IT ITS NOT THAT LONG

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>>122720790

>He didn't get doggie residu

Here's a tip: You can heal yourself all you want when he's sparing you.

>>122721027
No, it says that in the OP. Play it and come back.

>>122721027

snape kills toriel

>>122721027

RUN

LEAVE THIS BOARD

DO NOT PASS GO

DO NOT COLLECT 200 DOG RESIDUE

>>122721027
Nope. Get out while you still can.

>>122721027
Not at all.

>>122721071
>>122721081
>>122721112
>>122721139
o-okay ;_;

>>122721027
>that spoiler
LEAVE UNTIL YOU COMPLETE THE GAME FAGGOT.
>>122721040
But the ribbon didn't appeared on the sprite on the demo either.

>>122720904
No, Chara was always a demon. Going on a genocide run awakens Chara.

If you do a second Genocide run Chara will talk about how she can't understand your "perverted sentimentality". She's not you.

>>122721027
LOOK AT THE FUCKING OP
IT LITERALLY SAYS NOT TO COME HERE UNTIL YOU BEAT THE GAME

>>122720765
>this stupid bitch thinks she can stop me from sating my tummy grumblies?
>reach into my trench coat
>throw three tendies like ninja stars
>they hit toriel square in the chest and she falls over
>waddle over to her and squat over her face
>after a long 10-second wet fart, i release my hideous diarrhea surprise onto her face
>the sheer smell causes her to pass out
>i write "HAVE A NICE MONDAY NORMIE" in the shit pile accumulated next to her, before pulling up my brown big boy pants and retrieving the tendies

>>122721027
LEAVE THIS PLACE NOW

IT'S NOT THAT LONG OF A GAME BY THE WAY

BUT LEAVE

WE WILL SPOIL THE GAME FOR YOU IF YOU STAY

>>122720334
They all seem like they could use a hug.
>bunch of kind-hearted fuck ups put through bullshit

>>122721027

Yes it is.

Don't listen to these fags. They're just trying to kick the newfriends out.

Stick around, we'll give you some tips on the game.

>>122721175
>they were already a demon

>>122721027
Jerry kills Papyrus

>>122721030
>>122721001
S-Sorry...

>>122721027
The flower is actually the child you name at the start. They tried to destroy reality but goatmom stopped them. The ending accidentally releases them and you need to stop them with the aid of their adoptive sibling to save the world.

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>>122721027

>Coming into a general expecting it to be spoiler-free

You are a retard, Anon. Get out of here and don't come back until you beat the game more

>>122721014
>implying 50 blessings would let that happen
They torched his car. If a janitor saw him working with Undyne instead of shooting her, his mom would be dead.

>>122721275

This is a great bad spoiler.

>>122721275
That is one the most finely crafted anti-spoilers I've ever seen, good job/

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>>122720007
I know that feel, bro.

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>>122721027
>guaranteed replies

BAIT OF THE CENTURY

>>122721251
Chara only looks like you because Toby can't draw another kid.

Nigga, fucking Chara says your lv awakened her.

>>122719862
I think about physically hurting people a lot.

>>122721210
i gotta say, shit is the worst, but this is hilarious

>>122721175
Of course Chara's not you.
But it was you who showed Chara that killing is a good activity. Going on genocide taints Chara permanently just like it taints your gamefiles.

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>>122721395
>She
>Her

>>122721395
>anon gets played like a damn fiddle

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Reminder that in the Pacifist ending, Papyrus actually got a driver's license.

>>122721027
In the pacifist ending you break the barrier and monsters return to the surface. However around 10 seconds later it's revealed Russia has declared full nuclear war on America and the area is nuked, killing everybody.

>>122721331
L-lewd!

>>122721331
see you later anon

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>>122721331

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>>122721275
That's actually a pretty nice fake spoiler, good job anon.

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>pretend to be new
>get 20 billion (yooooooo)s and a sponsorship from EA
ez.

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>A skele-ton of bonefuckers in the thread

>>122721432
>Of course Chara's not you.

That's my point. Chara's not a self-insert.

>>122721457
>Undertale will never have a DBZ style driving school episode

>>122721527
t4stIE mushrUm OWO?

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>>122721550
spiders

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>>122721210

>>122721527
I keep resetting my router and computer but it never works, help

>>122721527
Say, that's a nice IP range you got there.

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GODDAMN IT YOU GUYS CAN'T GET A SINGLE THREAD RIGHT WITHOUT ME


POST

THE

FUCKING

FISH

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>>122720327
I've been here for about two months and I don't hate any group. I guess I'm just capable of skimming over shit I dislike or am not interested in.

>>122721539
>>122721345
>>122721340
I didn't even know that was good.

>>122721552
Of course not.
But Chara hasn't always been a demon either

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>>122721662

This is my favorite fish picture

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>>122721552
But Frisk isn't you either, and they are considered a self-insert.

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>>122718421
Its true.

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>finally ending the game for the first time (neutral route) killed toriel by accident
>think it's finally it when you can spare asgore
>mfw the next thing that happens
THIS WENT SOUTH TOO FAST, TOO FAST I TELL YOU.

>>122721627
WHOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>122721331
>penus

Thanks for the lewds though.

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>>122721662
Fishwife best wife

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>>122721662
Alphys commits suicide and Undyne goes into a depressive spiral which ends with animal-mask wearing human supremacist thugs beating her to death while she's too high on LSD to realize she's dying.

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>>122721662

CUTEST COUPLE

BEST RELATIONSHIP

MOST FISH

Seriously I've never really liked a character as much as Undyne, she's such a neat character and is not for fug than all the others

>>122719862
I love both Papyrus and you, Sans.

R-romantically.

>>122721627
>implying I wouldn't fuck him, spiders included.

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>>122721830

I agree! Undyne is my favorite character next to Asgore. So good!

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>>122721662

>>122721753
don't come back until you finish the game

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>>122721663

There's always something good out of the general, Anon. Just gotta find it.

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>>122721753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5UVKmZpqao

>>122720865
The batter is never afraid to point out the truth

>>122721753
Every fucking time.
Leave until you complete the game unless you wish to get spoiled.

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>>122721830
>>122721778
>>122721703

>>122721916
okay but remember no fug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH_osD-1te8
I'm incredibely bored, /utg/.

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>>122721931
Exactly.

>>122722030

Not even a little?

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>>122721878
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>122719125
It seems kinda out of character for Sans to not believe or take seriously his brother with regards to the talking flower thing. Maybe he figured it wasn't too big a deal.

>>122719862
MORE LIKE UNCLE DUNCLE AM I RIGHT?

MORE LIKE UNCLE THAT TOOK ME INTO HIS ATTIC AND TOLD ME WE WERE GOING TO PLAY A GAME BUT IT WASN'T A FUCKING GAME, IT WASN'T AT ALL

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>>122721378
I'm literally consumed by my thirst for dick. It's incredibly distracting.

>>122722032
I don't know if I just only saw good ones but I always thought the old spice ones were good.

Also this, though everyone's probably seen it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU3jfk-O7L0

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How would you even fug the fish when the fish has sex via soul magic that you don't even have since you're a shitty human

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so how has it been being /gaster/ boys?

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>>122722032
Noice

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>>122719862
I'M ADDICTED TO SUFFERING