/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

>buy friend fantasia
>immediately goes and hangs out with erp sluts
nice

why so ded /xvig/

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Please post c@girls!

good night xivg

People from Chaos queue up for PvP please!

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Remember to /pet your friends!

>>122714295
I should point out that I'm not the cat on the picture by the way, just so there's no confusion. She just has a cute butt ok.

>>122714403
I want to /pet you anon

All butts that belong to the same race look exactly the same.

To the guy who was transferring from Goblin the other day, we'll be in the same spot as usual if you ever make it to our server.
If not, good luck on your friendquest!

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hello police im being trolled

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>>122714295
here's a c@

>>122714403
that's just way 2lewd

>wars have been moaning about paladins sense 2.1
Jesus Christ. I play mch, and even I'm not this keked.
Stop fucking bitching, for the sake of my sanity

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>>122714497
and all Aura butts are superior to others ones *nodnod*

>>122714590
>literally nobody talking about tanks
>s-stop having retarded tank arguments!

fuck off for the sake of my sanity

>>122714657
Fuck off piss drinker

Lewd c@slut needs big strong Nunhs to breed her, please /tell R'eyomi Raha

>>122714657
Too bad they look shit everywhere with the scales.

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potato... boys...

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>>122714557
I'm at 73 mins
true suffering

>>122714590
PLDs have been shitposting about WAR since 2.0. Fuck off.

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Been awhile.
xth for femroes

>>122714657
>being so dense you let lighting and camera angles delude you into thinking otherwise

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elk

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xth for playing SAM vicariously

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lizardposting

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>tfw you crit adlo before a pull and deploy that shit but the tank just stands there until it wears off

>>122714825
filtered.

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>PLD vs WAR
I'm just gonna go make a -
>>122714815
I forgot what I was saying

>>122714767
you cant even quit after this long, cause you know the queue will pop 30 seconds after you leave
please save us yoshi-p

>>122714825
what

Do you guys know what day tomorrow is?

It's a certain someone's birthday...

>>122714825
Fuck off ugly

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>>122715005
do you like femroe..

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>>122714818
>lighting
>camera angles

Don't you mean posture?

>Make need>greed the default for diadem
>Player forfeits their gear rolls if they change classes while rolls are taking place

There just fixed fucking diadem Yoshi you fucking hack.

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>>122715169
Considering I drew that. Yes

>>122714295
Oh hey, Sivrah's getting better.

>>122713627
> Pre-med means you know what you're talking about...
HAH yeah, no, just means I had the god complex stick so far up my ass I thought the best way to spend my time.
Thankfully it pays good once you're out the other end though

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hello!!

/xivg/ should I drop my 60 paladin and level another tanking class now? I dont even have a FC so I wonder if I should even bother at all

>>122715315
That picture was probably taken by Balmung's new bicycle A.K.A. generic cat who thinks white everything looks good #89172318238

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>>122715005
>obsessed with Gold Dance
>ignore Thavnairian Dance
>while wearing Thavnairian
Also I lol'd.

>>122715315
I did... One semester of it before moving on... Lot of respect for someone that actually did it for real.

>>122714675
Check last thread fucktard
Jesus Christ the buttmad

>>122715603
I giggled a tiny bit seeing her with Hayley

>>122715541
If you enjoy playing Paladin there's no reason for you to change.
Unless you play with a "super hardcore elitistic" FC just play what you think is the most fun.

>>122715324
I really like that Lizardgirl hair, but how do you stand with the clipping?
That drove me nuts when I had that hair.

>>122715753
I don't really care that much; it's just typical of their type.

>>122715669
>Did it for real
>A lab tech whose more into R&D than actually treating people.
y-y-yeah...

How do you people get enough time to run to the spot you need for skyward leap in Thordan EX, because I just got marked for it the first time as an ot in phase 7.

>>122715109
And whose birthday would that be?

>>122715754
>Unless you play with a "super hardcore elitistic" FC just play what you think is the most fun.


You will enjoy having more fun with DRK or WAR

>>122715853
More real than one semester dummy...

DRK uses vitality or strength?

>>122715968
1 Vit on the right side, rest on STR

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So what do people that actually play PLD want adjusted? Ive been on the side where I feel all they really need to do is adjust the way the Alexander was deisgned rather than mess with PLD.

Drastically though I reallyreallyreally want shield calculations reverted to ARR but maybe...nerf tower shields a little? Or just give them some sort of shenanigan to work off blocking like reduce clemency cast time or just copy paste that DRK kick passive to shield swipe now that its ogcd

>>122714974
muh dick
I really want to throatfuck Paks' Au Ra now.

>>122715740
>still talking about it
>calling others buttmad

get over it already lol

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>>122715754
idk the clipping can be annoying but the best you can do is build outfits around it
i deal with the clipping because its my favourite hair ever by far

>>122715886
She's going to be so upset that you forgot, anon.

>>122716470
I want Divine Veil adjusted to have a 60-90s cooldown, and a notification ingame that PLDs should try offtanking.

>>122715942
Thankfully the company that I work for agrees and I get to boss around the new pre-meds doing their sit ins.

>>122715541
Yes.
No reason to to play the same class forever, even on the same role. You will learn new things, see your favorite role from a different angle and it will help you to understand what the other tank is doing.
Trying out other roles for the same reason is good too. Specially healing, even if just for a few runs.

>>122716656
Oh wow...
That's cool... Dr. Bigshot...

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>>122716605
go away

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>>122716487
Th-that's lewd!

Please stop!

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>>122716828
why

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>>122716975
Do you have an f-list, cutie?

>>122717140
how about you get off the general and get a 60?

>>122717140
60?

Summoning Marsy

>tfw no ffxiv gf

>want gold feathers for Twintania mount
>nobody to shill

What's the best place to toss out referral codes for free feathers?

>>122717586
>tfw no ffxiv friends.

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>>122717586
>tfw ffxiv gf

>>122717626
If you're on Balmung it's basically impossible.

Join like, Malboro or something and camp out around the starter cities and find new people

>>122717681
h-how did you meet one?

I have been searching for years

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>>122717165
Friendlist? Ya

>>122717750
Met her in /xivg/.

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>>122717586
>tfw multiple ffxiv bfs

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>>122716796
That's Mr. Dr. Bigshot to you.
Or something, fuck.
Funny enough they're more often the ones doing the actual work of filling all the test vials and setting up solutions to run through with what ever blood we're testing or samples we're going to let grow. One of the dropped a batch of Blood tests today and we spent a good 2 hours making sure that none of those sets were HIV+ and re-requesting. Poor guy was scared stiff, despite knowing that he'd not had the contact necessary to contract.

>>122717586
>>122717641
>TFW when no face

>>122717750
Talk to people and don't be an autist or a self important douche nozzle. (unless that's what they're into)

Lishi is a slut

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How much more should I be doing?

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>>122717750
I found him in the thread

>tfw super slow Void Ark group

Why do people think it's alright to be doing 200 dps at level 60?

>>122717902
I'm an autist who has never met a female in a video game and my FC is filled with only married people

>>122717750
I don't suppose Leviathan would be worth trying for spamming codes?

>>122717832
How does one approach a beautiful dragon girl like you?

Lishi is a slut

C O N F I R M E D

by aina

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>join thordan learning party
>actually having fun and we are making progress
>only after 10 or so attempts the group disbands
>tfw you will never have a group of people that actually want to learn a fight

>>122718108
not sure on Leviathan's userbase, but if the server is usually full and not accepting new accounts, it's not usable for that purpose

>>122717902
Did you make fun of him...

>>122718205
Makes sense. I'll just wait for an emptier one to open.

>>122718018
>>122717856
Don't pretend like this is the norm though, pretty fucking lucky considering 90% of the thread goers are mentally damaged in one way or another

>>122718018
>>122717856
but HOW

I'm so absolutely confused as to how people meet

I just want to hear a female voice while I play

>tfw no thread bf

>>122718046
FC's are iffy, don't want to shit where you eat and all that. LSs with lots of activity are a good bet.

>>122718230
>"Ebola-kun~ yamatte"
You better believe it.

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>last boss of VA
>[18:00]Unable to obtain the pair of Void Ark breeches of maiming.
>[18:00]Unable to obtain the Void Ark jacket of aiming.
JUST
>>122717681
>tfw iktf
you guys are really cute, best of luck to you two
>>122718325
>I just want to hear a female voice while I play
but you play a female character, no? thats good enough..!

>>122718482
how do you get invited to a linkshell?

I have no idea how any of this works I just want a gf

>>122718562
My character rarely makes noise ingame, so no

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>>122718125
Shower me in gil like it's payday in a strip club

>repeatedly fail to Collect more than one Vanilla Bean for Star
MOMMA I JUST SHOT SOMEBODY!!

>>122718717
>I have no idea how any of this works I just want a gf
Congratulations on being cancer

>>122718731
What about showering you in cum?

>>122718325
Join a normie FC, girls are usually in voip.

Also, idk if this is just my server, but there seems to be an abundance of single mothers, married women, or girls who have a bf irl. Just a heads up from my experience.

>>122718482
Nice... Messing with people and being mean is fun.....

>>122718852
What?

I just seriously want to know how to meet a girl because I'm lonely, but fuck if I know how

>>122718876
you probably don't have enough

>>122714781
Don't even try to pretend it's ever been anywhere near the level of WARs shitposting about PLDs.

>Run Satasha as DRK for the first time
>2 ARC and a CNJ
>Rocky start, dropping mobs on everyone, died once
>Start rotating Hard Slash, Syphon Strike, and Unleash
>Now they're all over me and won't get off
>Start popping cooldowns when the CNJ is losing me
>Get to final boss, the 3 of them watch the cutscene
>Oh boy.jpeg
>Rush in hoping they know how to handle the adds
>No
>5-6 fucks come out and now I'm pushing all my buttons trying to stay up and keep the adds off my compatriots
>They won't stop coming, the fucker is dying but so am I
>CNJ pops limit break, the crowd of adds dies and we break the fucker over our knee
I got 2 commendations. It was fun.

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>queue up for EXDR
>see this
what do?

>>122718731
>gil is the equivalent of gold pieces
>wants to be showered in it.
That's a clever way of saying you want to be pissed on.

>>122719320
You're right, it's not even close. The shitposts about WAR were way more intense.

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>>122719632
heh

>>122718807
>literal vjeraposting

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>>122715665
Thav dance is pretty great.

>>122719592

>5-6 fucks come out and now I'm pushing all my buttons trying to stay up and keep the adds off my compatriots

The adds don't go after anyone but the boss.

>>122719846
why are your legs lighter colored than the rest?

>>122719661
>shitposting about shitposting
How meta.

>>122719887
>The adds don't go after anyone but the boss.
The adds go fucking everywhere, especially if they pop just as the healer is finishing a heal.

Is it even possible to make a male Au Ra that doesn't look like a fag and if so, please post some examples, I need inspiration. I'm growing kinda tired of my Highlander and I like most of the Au Ra animations.

>>122720280
>Is it even possible to make a male Au Ra that doesn't look like a fag
No.

Lishi is a slut

>>122720280

>Is it even possible to make a male Au Ra that doesn't look like a fag

Nope.

But still I'd rather play a prettyboy fag than a tryhard cro-magnon looking Highlander.

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>>122720280
Not sure if not faggy but Face 4 is an option.

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>>122720280
Face 1 or 2 is key

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>>122720030
Both sets of bunny tights have their own interior color.

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>>122719846
>tfw too poor in MPG to afford it

>>122719846
qt

>>122720552
eww

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>>122720613
Shame, I really like them with that top.

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>>122720280
I get consistent compliments on it, so I'm assuming it's decent.

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>>122720545
>>122720550
>>122721356
Tried my best, what do you think? It's mainly for WAR, SCH and BLM.

>>122720550
>Face 2

Show me a good Face 2 Au Ra.

>>122721356
>anon asks for examples of an attractive Au Ra
>posts one with a mask on

>>122721961
That's definitely not faggy, but aesthetically pleasing, maybe not

>>122721963
He asked for not gay

>spend two hours in diadem
>get THREE spoils

I hate everything

>>122722080
Why, what's wrong with it? Is it the skin color? God damn I'm trying to find a good skin color for hours.

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>>122720280

You either look like a fag, or the most hideous thing imaginable, anon.

So since this game only has two tanks, which one is easier to play? Warrior or Dark Knight?

Lonely elezen looking for a good time...
PST.

>>122722714
WAR is easier to play and more effective

DRK is only if you want to tear your hair out with MP management while MTing and doing less damage than WAR in exchange for more magical mitigation

>>122722714

watch this vid and u won't want to be anything but WAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUXck-0vh5k

>>122722732
If you want a good time, why don't you just ask me...

>>122723030
XENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>122723092
Who are you...?

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>>122722732
Do you like sham dam doobilies...

>>122723151
An elezen,..

>>122723242
I... what... is that...

>>122723329
Who...

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>>122720280
your best bet is face 1, hands down

face 2 can work but it takes a LOT of time

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>>122722262
>go with full party on lootmaster, disperse 1 item per person and go down the list so its pretty much equal (a few might have only 1 or so more depending on 210s ((we lock those)))
>everybody gets like 10 things minimum
DF parties are bad unless you need a filler, but knifefighting over loot is ass
>>122722351
RIP
>>122723030
>tfw i cleared t9 with xeno in my party
i felt blessed..

>>122723393

It's me...Awena Marette...meet at the silver bazaar...I like all races..what I don't ERP...ellipses...in your butt...

>>122723393
You should ask a Messier Object...

>>122723423
cute
show butt?

>>122723452
What... You're not me...

>>122723572
A what...

>>122723030
Why is the majority of this video him standing in an empty room with no text or anything? It reeks of sensationalism and next to no substance

The fact it's 43minutes long says something about his ability to be critical, jesus

>>122723423
Stop fucking posting me or I'm kicking your ass

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>tfw want to change classes because you want to make it easier to get gf but you'll miss your dragon grill too much

>>122723963
vy stop being on a dead server

>>122723030
This is what fucking passes for a good video these days. It's a fucking disgrace is what it is.

>>122723963
your character looks so fucking bad

need a tank for in-progress copperbell hm on aether
should be 20m or so elapsed, at last boss

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>>122724019
I'm on balmung now I ditched malboro

>>122724054
meh, that pic was before I had any 60 MCH gear and needed a random hat

forgive

>>122724228
>changing class would somehow make it easier to get a GF

No, it's all about personality.

>>122724292
the most important part is making initial contact with the rare and elusive girl

which I think would be easier maybe if I had a guy character

>>122724228
>leprosy-ridden voidshit thinks changing hats will help

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warriors will argue about anything

>>122724484
Most good WAR mains are actually ashamed of the memes their retarded brethren spout

WARs only care about DPS
DRKs are edgy
PLDs are keks
small percentage of the population ruining it for everyone else

>>122724464
>hating on lizards
I bet you play roe

they always play roe

enjoying your hulk lookalike?

>>122724378
>rare and elusive

lmao.

>>122724639
thats not a lizard, you fuckhead

>>122724639
>calling them lizards

literal v o i d s h i t

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>>122724464
>h8ing lizards

>>122723694
Never mind...

I'll just visit you on the weekend...

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>>122724686
girls who play this game are so rare

I've never met one ingame who wasn't already married irl and like 40

>>122724705
>>122724768
lizards, voidshit, still better than looking exactly like the hulk with a dog nose

>>122724867
What...?!
Who is this...

>>122719846
What server is this cat on?

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>>122724639
Au ra have some delicious thighs goin' on dude there is no reason to be upset

>>122724932
They are not rare dipshit, you're part of the problem if you treat girls like unicorns

>>122724967
Levi

>>122724636
I love you master of reason

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oi oi

>>122719846
Anyone got a webm of the Thav dance

>>122724932
I could peek at my friends list right now and name at least 3 of them online, one of which is a porn actor.

They're not special snowflakes, and if you treat them like that they're going to fucking walk all over you. Protip, treat them like shit, cattle to be used. Most of the ERP'ing ones get off on that.

>>122725042
they're obviously rare if I've never been able to encounter one.

>>122725242
but I don't want to treat someone like shit, I want someone to talk to and play games with, not someone to just use

>>122725242
You got any proof? I know of at least three lardasses that pretend to be female and over six trannies

>>122724932
>>122724774
>i enjoy looking like a leper

my disgust knows no bounds. end thyselves or i'll throw you back into the pit you crawled out of myself

>>122725314
>if I've never been able to encounter one
But you have. They just haven't announced that they're girls to you. Possibly because you're likely a fucking creep.

tomboy c@s are the gift to the universe

>>122725325
Skype, videos, pictures timestamped etc.

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>>122725420
i like looking like a CUTE LIZARD GIRL

>>122724962
It doesn't matter who I am...

What matters is that I'm going to /pet you

>>122725506
Creep as fuck knowing you groomed them that much

>>122725534
Then why don't you do that some time?

>>122725653
>groomed

Didn't do any such thing. Most of them are just natural sluts, you just need to know how to handle them.

>>122718562
but what's the source

>>122725242
>I know a porn actor therefor obviously hot single girls are everywhere.
I bet you also know the president over USA and Skype with him regularly.

>girl WHM asking for ballad in Thordan

uninstall

>tfw rather than do new content with you your FC just sits around the house

>>122724932
>girls who play this game are so rare
They're absolutely fucking not, women flock to this game. It's just you acting in a way that makes them never want to reveal that they're actually female to you.

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>>122724484
Not usually.

>>122725890
>Male WHM
>is good

>Female WHM
>ballad plz

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>>122723772
nowai pickles you are cute as heck

>>122725314
plenty of grills play this game, they just don't usually announce it because of beta orbiters and muh muh feelings

>>122726009
you're arguing that they don't argue, typical warrior

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>>122725837
i already am

>>122725464
I'm not a creep I'm just lonely and want a girl to talk to

I wouldn't be openly seeking one as of late if it wasn't for the fact that every single person I've met on this game is a fucking dude and I'm sick of it

>girl gamer i205 brd doing 450 dps in Thordan

Might as well just come in here as a CUL instead, at least then they'd know their role.

>>122725604
O-O-Okay..
When...

>>122726108
You do sound extremely creepy to me.

>>122726108
That's because you're the dumb fuck who thinks they're girls. It should tell you something if it keeps happening. It's not hard to find girls.

>>122726108
You just rang every fucking possible "I'm an enormous creep" bell.

>tank runs off before i can give protect and stoneskin
>logout
gl running the dungeon

>>122726089
Really? Couldn't tell.

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>>122725534
okay thats it, you forced my hand. its back into the cage with you

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>>122726425
fuk u

>>122726442
>implying u can beat me at full power

>>122726108
>caring what gender someone is in order for them to "talk to you"
>im not a creep tho lol

And this is what makes you creepy.

>>122725868
pixiv id 16018680 , name is ٩( ʘᆺʘ )۶

>people trying to show off their Pegasus mount

Congratulations, you are an autist who has mastered killing trash mobs for 90 minutes straight at a time

>>122726757
P R O J E C T I N G

>>122726108
this is more pathetic than ERP

>>122726395
How?

>>122726565
I genuinely don't understand why wanting to talk to the opposite gender is creepy. I have enough male friends, but I don't know a single girl, it would just be nice

>>122726598
>no dick
:' (
ty anyway

>>122726294
>Might as well just come in here as a CUL instead
I lol'd.
>at least then they'd know their role
Just ripped the funny right out of the joke.

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>there are people who thin k hey can farm thordan ex through party finder

>>122727075
thats copy pasta

>>122727075
Why are you replying to stale pasta?

>>122726965
Your desire to meet girls has no complexity or depth and it makes you sound creepy.

>>122727170
You can.

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>>122726965
>I genuinely don't understand
We know. This is why you cannot comprehend how creepy you sound.

>>122727075
>the joke inside the joke went over his head

>>122727223
>implying girls have complexity and/or depth

>>122727254
yea maybe what, 5% of the groups you join?

>>122726108
Almost all of the ones I've heard in voice are butch as fuck

Anyone from the Behemoth FC here tongith?

>>122727490
Most of mine have actually been pretty successful. All you need to do is remove people that underperform.

>>122727445
>implying boys do

>>122727445
No dumbass, YOU provide the complexity and depth, and the girl either finds you endearing or she doesn't. This isn't difficult, but everything you've said so far has been so one-dimensional I don't even think a retarded one would humor you

>>122727605
Curious as well

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>scratchie addicts
Even Final Fantasy has 'em.
He probably doesn't even want anything from MGP, poor NPC man just likes to gamble.

>>122727690
>Tranny is buttmad

>>122727690
excuse me i am a man that plays a little girl online, i am not a boy

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i196 MNK LF Savage static on Balmung. Quick learner, decent parser. Cleared A1S, have a sort of okay understanding of A2S. PST Tuls Laeh.

>>122727746
>proving their point
You had one fucking job.

>>122727706
Is that the lightning skirt on your left leg or is the chair somehow clipping through it?

>>122727706
cash4life...cash4life, I need more cash4life cards. I'm still breaking even and my time will come soon

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>>122727807
>decent parser
if ur legitimately looking for a static ur probably going to want to post parses

>>122727947
>posting parses on 4chan

>>122727807
>looking for a static on 4chan

>>122727223
I have complexity and depth I just don't know any girls to display that too

if I could talk to one even once things would be better

>>122727807
>warning: smells slightly of stale urine

>>122727807
bro you gotta tell me what your greatest weakness is, also where do you see yourself playing this game in 5 years?

>>122728150
:^DDDDDDDDDD
Fuck off.

>>122728113
At this point it's more than obvious that he's trolling.

If not that guy is seriously autistic.

>>122727908
>Taking "Man" defense this seriously.

>>122728113
It's a catch-22, display endearing traits and people will be more likely to talk to you, girls included.

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>>122727807
haha

>tfw i thought it's a joke
>tfw it's actually not a joke and memeika abe actually tries to become friends with people based on how much dps they do
>he literally sends hate tells to people who cleared content before him

this cancer needs to get off the server

There's a person in my static pretend to be a girl. Has never used a mic and doesn't want to. He literally types in all caps, spam memes/meme vids, and occasionally uses happy faces here and there.

Sadly, my static still thinks this said person is a grill but I really don't understand why the fuck this person is going out of his way to to do this?

This person is a 100% a dude right?

>>122726068
Well if you look at it that way, I guess you're right.

WARRIE SCUM GO HOME REEEEE

>>122728384
How late are you?

>>122727807
A++++++ would ERP with again

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>ACT makes me bluescreen when I run it

why god

>>122728515
Thanks, mayne.

>>122728384
Didn't he shit on some transsexual who had balls (lmao) to point out exactly what kind of a retard Abe is? There was some tumblr incident afaik

>>122727807
>ERP degenerate who gets mad as fuck at video games
>Quick learner, decent parser.
hAHA

>>122728435
>girl in my FC is a mute
>everybody just understands she doesnt use a mic and were cool about it cause shes cool
depending on your server it might be, but if youre in some normie static probably not

>>122728435
Statistically, probably, but not definitely.
I really wouldn't worry about it. You have nothing to gain by giving a shit.

>>122728224
I'm not autistic I just have had zero interaction with girls in my entire life, so I can't comprehend how the initial attraction or anything starts

>>122728291
but before I started basically begging for girls to talk to me I tried just talking and stuff and being normal but NO ONE would talk to me anyway, especially not girls

>>122728580
Would love to see this.

>>122727910
Lightning skirt. But the chair's probably clipping, too.

>>122727930
it's my money and I need it now

>>122728580
It was the exact opposite actually but you don't really care do you

>>122728630
>>122728605
Yeah said person is chill it's just were going into AS3 soon and he's quite good in his class. I just know him having a mic would make it somewhat smoother but he already stated that he won't use a mic regardless.

>>122728590
dont forget the smell of stale urine that you can never get out of your clothes just by being near him!

>>122728580
It was a tranny who everyone on the server hated, and most people sided with Abe (but mostly because said tranny was even worse than Abe)
Only people in their Tumblr hugbox FC supported them and even then I'm sure most of them didn't.

>>122728689
I'm more interested in seeing >>122728384

>>122728672
You're beyond help man, I'm sorry

>>122728723
It's almost like you should remove the skirt and find a better seat. My lap's open, but depends if you're on my server or into auri guys, hm?

>>122728384
>>122728580
I'm very glad girls love doesnt play anymore, and most of the server feels the same.

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nn

honk defense force, who would have thought

>>122727807
Nah you have anger issues you'd be trash

>>122728993
>Case of one shithead is a bigger shithead than another shithead is "defense force"
Nah, I mostly wanted to know what the fuck your post was talking about.

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>>122728098
but he put one of his good points as good parser
if he's not willing to post parses then why should anyone shot ANY interest at all?

>>122728993
Forgot to add a
"?"

3 guesses who might be behind this post.

How do people fail so fucking spectacularly in Vault even after it's been nerfed?

>dps not breaking chains
>"oops left cleric on teehee" AST
>dps AND AST eating heavensflame because they literally can't dodge that and avoid knights at the same time

mechanically beautiful and raw dps ugly blm LF static, have cleared up to A2S. know how A3S works, just havent cleared. damn lag lol

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>>122728915
You're right, let me slip into something more comfortable.

>>122729165
heavensflame completely destroys framerates, i've died to heavensflame tons
se decides to tone down darkside and doesn't tone down heavensflame really now

>>122729165
Vault actually got nerfed?
The fuck?

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>Do some fishing
>Head off and run two dungeons
>Come back to do some more fishing at the same spot
>Get the "FISH ARE WARY" message
Okay so if anyone sees a fish following me at a distance with a set of binoculars in its fins let me know.

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How drastically different do you expect 4.0 to be with ps3 support dropping?

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>>122728949
nyte

>>122729253
Does this mean I'm about to have an out-of-body experience?

>>122729269
>heavensflame destroys framerates
literally what
my computer is a toaster from 1967 and sent an astronaut to the moon with 5000 pages of code being run through it and heavensflame doesn't dip my frames

>>122728218
I'll gladly pee on you qt~

>>122728939
sorry to tell you but he resubbed for 3.1

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>People are having fun in the thread, and everything is nice and friendly
This must end.

>>122729397
i play on a vietnamese noodle strainer and it completely destroys mine

fucks me up in thordan ex too sometimes

>>122729238
>the sheer amount of recruiting A3S progression statics
It's fucking adorable man.

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>>122728993
i'm here to defend stuff, wat happen?

Speaking of server drama Harp is the talk of the town on Balmung. A lot of Diadem parties have him blacklisted. Guess why?
He joins, fishes for 90 minutes while rolling on all the loot, then goes on his way.

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>>122729364
Nahhh, it just means I should stop poopposting and go back to running Aery until I die. Doesn't help that I stopped playing DRK to do 31-51 SCH and also 26 THM / 22 GLD. HW dungeons are just shit after so many runs.

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i want a house

>>122729630
how about a fantasia instead

>>122729449
Ah fuck. I have them blacklisted but they used to cause shit in shout chat everywhere they go so I'm still gonna have to deal with that

>>122729630
join neet x)

>>122729238
Is this elk? Nobody wants you since Abe kicked you for being bad

>>122729615
Saint is blacklisted on RPC forums for 2 years now. It doesn't matter if he's individually BListed. He has been BListed just because he has <Saint> next to his name for quite a long time now.

>>122729615
I've been telling you anons for a long time that Harp is a faggot.

>>122729317
You are the best.

>>122729615
Yeah... He's fishing... with his 38 fisher...

???

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>>122728949
lookin good, blood

>>122729841
don't you bring facts into this anti harp copypasta

>>122729841
Sorry bruh I'm just going off of what I've seen in 3 different linkshells since 3.1

>>122729426
nuh uh nigga, i'm gonna be the one to piss on that cat next! step the fuck back

>>122729734
things that never happened

no its not me

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>>122729630
buy one

we're practically twins.......

>>122729620
At least you didn't have to level 3 tanks through there pre patch. The number of 300 DPS players and 0 DPS healers back then, compared to the hilarious exp buffs would probably make me cry. Can I use some of those rags for the tears? Preferably the ones covering your legs.

>>122729630
House sharing came in WAYYYY too fucking late, when is the 45-day boot taking effect again?

>>122729947
people actually are bitching about harp a lot and it is all diadem related
dont jnow why though

>spiteful shitposter lying to stir up shit about people he doesn't like
Just another night on this shithole of a general.

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>>122729881
>actually saying blood
stop that

>>122729957
Ask your linkshell for more details, then post them here.

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r8?

>>122730319
He is not in any linkshells.

>>122729741
This sounds like a funny story, lay it upon us.

>>122730082
It's the only place they can ventilate despite no one caring, just let 'em have it.
>>122730406
9.

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>>122730086
y tho

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>>122730625
1: its mega gay
2: actually saying blood makes u look like a butt
at least say blud

>>122730525
There is no story.
Hydalean roleplayers had a thread complaining about people trolling at the bench.

They were complaining about Demo, and iirc, Saint wasn't even saint at the time, but go figure shitposter man wouldn't know that.

Speaking of server drama, how about that Kirito Uchiha dude on Exodus? His dps is so low, my FC has him black listed.
What do you think, xivg?

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>>122730791

>>122730791
got 60 yet, blud?

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>>122730406
Very cute, is that a dark green for the eyes? a bit lighter, or maybe some limbal rings the same shade would add a bit of depth

>>122730820
>Exodus
fuck that server
fuck it. nobody good comes from there.

>>122730841
No joke, that looks like a migraine aura.

>female player messes up repeatedly
>"its fine, don't worry about it!" - beta males

>male player messes up repeatedly
>"holy shit dude, why are you so bad?" - beta males

NO ONE WITHOUT A LEVEL 60 MAY POST BELOW THIS LINE
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>>122731049
>was one of the server first turn one clears on Exodus in 2.0

It's true though, Exodus always was ass.

LEVEL 60 THREAD IS OVER, ANYONE WITHOUT A LEVEL 60 CHARACTER CAN NOW POST AGAIN
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>>122731453

there's full fending warrior mistbreak babies with 18 level 60's losing agro to healer's heals in your dungeon RIGHT NOW

NO ONE PURE MAY POST BELOW THIS LINE
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At what level does it pay off to use wanderer's minuet?

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>>122731414
>want to call out girl when raiding
>one of her orbiteri who happens to be someone I used to call a friend 'warns' me against it' because 'bad stuff might happen'
>do it anyway
>kicked from FC

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xth for hall monitors