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>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Previous Thread: >>122687313
dont be an anime avatar faggot mate
OUR GUYS
STATUS FAMTACHI?
Is EE-sama the new bonjour
>>122696505
Nominal
>2 days before EG vs Secret
I dunno if I can hold the hype
RITSU IS OUR GUY
>>122696495
Asking 4chan to give up anime is like asking Muslims to give up terrorism. Never happening, bro.
>>122696570
secret got this as long as puppey doesnt fuck up the draft
China has only won 1 (one) lan this year
When OG wins a LAN it'll be the best day in d2g history.
>tfw you have a quarry to settle
I NEED2BREED the Puppanposter
non-notail OG bro here
tmr they have to face against VP (cis so tough as fuck) then its CDEC, then its one of those chinese superstar team VG or LGD or Ehome .... THEN its Secret or EG
I dont think we can win this f4ms
>tfw balanced
What do I build on Jugg?
Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.
>>122696701
Who
>>122696695
nice feelerino
Guys I missed the Secret vs VG games, how were they?
>tfw I'm now 50 wins / 16 losses with only playing CARRY Abaddon
>tfw that equals to a 34 win to 0 ZERO loss ratio
>tfw Every game I play these days with Carry Abaddon I end up automatically winning
>tfw I am the best Carry Abaddon in the entire /d2g/ and once my hero receives buffs next patch I will be OP
>tfw I even get a drawfag to draw a personalized CARRY Abaddon specifically just for me
>tfw you're just jealous because I am the chosen by the mist
Fuk, man... Life's fukin' gud.
>>122696842
best bo3 so far desu
>>122696842
g1 was 1h long and really entertaining
g2&3 puppey broke VG
>>122696858
>being 2k
>blogposting
Alliance doesn't care about this honeypot lan. Not once did s4 pick qop for himself, it's obvious they are holding back to expose opposition and preparing to dominate everyone in TI6.
>>122696842
Secret abused bugs and memes to win
>>122696842
First game was probably the best game of this tournament. 2nd game Secret memedrafted and stomped.
Didn't watch game 3.
Post predictions
>>122696695
>tfw you gather no moss
>I love you.
How will ppd stop puppan's tiny, meepo, huskar triple meme draft
>>122696991
no one gives a shit you gypsy shit
>EE about to win another lan
This is so surreal.
>>122696990
>memedraft
how do you meme your drafts ?
>>122697070Carry Abaddon.
>>122696842
1st one was pretty great
next two were boring stomps. shitters will tell you they were great because of the memepicks
>>122697070
Timbersaw dumbass
>>122697059
http://oddshot.tv/shot/dotamajor-20151118204035414
>>122696842
game 1 = SPECTRE IS SHIT LATE GAME DESU
game 2 = COMPLETE MEME SATURATION
game 3 = BROKEN SPIRITED CHINAMEN NOT RIKERY TO WIN
>>122696737
:)
>arteezy vs EE
Who will prevail?
>>122697310
puppey
>>122697310
Shitposters.
EE DROPPED NICHIJOU AND PEOPLE DEFEND THIS.
>there are people who think this qt isn't a girl
>>122697308
Where can I buy that parka?
>>122697401
Nichijou is fucking shit, shitstain.
>>122696991
for today I had
vp, og, Cdec, Secret, so 3/4
for tomorrow I put og, ehome, cdec. rip notail
>>122697401
he cant help it he was probably "DROPPED" as a child.
>>122697519
>parka
>hates nichijou
it all adds up.
I want to try out the autistic spam 4 heroes strat to get better.
Suggestions senpaitachi?
How to counter tiny jungle pull?
How come CDEC looks so strong against every team, but when they face EG they just get completely dismantled and made to look like 2k shitters?
>>122697138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLcChNDtszM
See for yourself.
>official Dota channel only uploads the ruski version
For fuck's sake, Valve
>>122697767
Lich, Wraith King, Viper Sniper
>>122697498
either way is fine but it looks like a shota to me
>>122697581
>>122696991
Why do people suddenly think OG is good again?
They got lucky they got 2 SEAMonkeys team on the Loser's Bracket, they could be out already if they landed against VP or VEGA.
>>122697767
serious answer desu senpai
ember, qop, ta, sf
>>122697824
ppd knows how to draft around shiki's one hero pool, if CDEC had won game 2 (which was possible if they hadn't given away doom and picked lifestealer) he would have just banned shiki and won game 3.
>>122697519
Try looking Asos.
http://www.asos.com/Men/Jackets-Coats/Parkas/Cat/pgecategory.aspx?cid=12931&r=2#parentID=-1&pge=0&pgeSize=204&sort=-1
>>122697840
>RUHUB
>>122697989
Because they abuse Tiny and nobody bans it for some reason
>>122696701
dude stop posting about yourself its pathetic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wocwy3wte5w
Peruvians actually out meme-ing SirMemeSlacks
How do we make ti6 hub good?
>>122698259
>what's your favorite anime?
>Boku no Pico
a-are they our guys?
>>122698403
Don't invite americans
just woke up
holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!
why did EG vs Secret have to face so early
this is the match that should have been on TI so much hye desu-ne
>give CDEC tusk
>give CDEC lina
>still win
So what can CDEC play?
>>122697989
Their record is pretty good
REMINDER THAT REAL AXE DIED IN THE COMIC AND HAS BEEN REPLACED BY A BODYSNATCHER NIYISH, WHO COMMANDS HIS BODY AND WE'VE BEEN PLAYING AS THE FAKE SINCE DOTA2 RELEASE THINKING _HE_ WAS AXE
Facts:
>Axe in the comic, while eager for combat, is knowledgeable about things and appreciates reading
>"Axe" in the game is "ooga booga me kill", like some nerd trying to cosplay Rambo, pretends he can't count above 4 (meepo kill lines), shuns books because not axes
>Axe in the comic usually refers to himself in first person, uses third person when discussing with Goodkind how will he be described in the book to differentiate between himself and a character
>"Axe's" ingame lines are ALL in third person with the exception of TWO joke lines, one that references willy wonka factory movie and one "I said good nightstalker" when killing NS
>In comic, Axe only uses third-person when calling out his attacks while shitstomping the guards (well, and once when talking with the dude at the gate). When fighting Zongom, he yells "AXE ATTACKS", right next to the chamber of the "King", so he must have heard it.
Guess what line is used in-game?
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/0/04/Axe_attack_10.mp3
>After battle "Axe" doesn't remember where he has already been and slain his enemies, something you don't just forget when the subject is already brought up and you're thinking about it. He doesn't even know how the books about his adventures are selling.
comment too long
>>122698574
So was Alliances in online EU matches
>>122697192
no wonder akke wants more grills, all the gruppies pro players get are just unwashed hairy gay nerds
>>122698259
Look at these energetic youths, subverting the implied authoritarian system of the interview process.
Just like they rejected the oppressive system of hierarchy based on winning and performance.
inspirational heros of class representation.
>>122696991
>NoLans beating VP
My actual fucking sides
>>122698618
cont
Most important clues are in the description of the new immortal item, Mantle of the Cinder Baron
http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Mantle_of_the_Cinder_Baron
>The Sorcerer King of Valhessi is but one title among many that the doppelganger Niyish has worn.
Estabilishes that the lizard man isn't the original form of the bodysnatcher, just another body in the line, and as such he wouldn't have any reason to be reliant on it.
>Impersonating the Cinder Baron, the imposter led his forces on a disastrous military campaign, finally gaining an audience with the powerful Valhessian King during their surrender.
Same thing as in the comic. Loser meets up with victor, switches bodies and lives another life.
What reliable source provided Axe with a way to undo the spell? Some random sissy elf writer, while not having time to think things through and about to be choked by a red man-ape.
Our new Axe knew who Goodkind is because old Axe discussed with him how to deal with the baffling obstacle for a lengthy amount of time.
I give it a 90% chance there will be a hotfix tonight for that Tiny abuse.
why do i have to be paired with people who play like this?
lets not get ags as zeus, lets keep shadow blading into bh when we have been tracked and lets try to kill legion while she has dd
fuck this game
>tfw no Gondola hero
>>122698526
>early
this is upper bracket final. both are top 3 secured
>>122698403
SUPER
MARIO
PARTY
>>122698574
C H A M P I O N S
Our Guys (OG) will win this ez
>>122698667
and people thought they would do better than they did
Also Alliance played well for like 2 weeks while OG/MB has been playing well ever since they formed
>>122698259
>They just love being there
I want them to come back
I'm getting chocolate milk from the kitchen to celebrate secret winning family
who wants some
>>122698865
me pls
>>122698574
Doesn't count because most of the teams they were playing against were shit.
Their biggest win ever was against EG during MGL, and how they are consistent at beating super aggressive teams like VG.
They got a whole lot to prove if they want to be taken seriously as a tier 1.
>>122698743
also there's the "Axe is not axe" line
a lil suspicious tb h
>>122697498
It isn't a girl because that would be loli therefore pedo and reddit would be up in arms about HOW DARE VALVE SUPPORT PEDOPHILIA DISGUSTING COMPANY NOW BOYCOTTING THEM. Therefore it's a shota, as surely adult men would never ever fuck little boys or anything and it's not like little boys are worth protecting in any way, nope, just little girls.
>>122698259
Holy shit that's some /b/ level autism from the Peruvians
>>122698786
i used the wrong word
i mean they should have met on the finals for the mega hype
so how was the games today?
Can't wait for the Secret vs EG shitposting.
>>122698801
kek
how fucking awkward can you be
>>122698259
>"It's all about fun"
Based Peru not losing their way
>>122698976
lower bracket were both stomps.
EG pretty much stomped CDEC
first game secret vs VG was great, worth a watch. The second and third were meh. If you like memedrafts watch the second, third was just sad
>>122698961
>Surely adult men would never ever fuck little boys
>Rome
Heh.
What happened to Nahaz's voice?
>>122698618
>>122698743
the crown isn't even 7 jeweled, it has 5 spikes with 3 jewels per spike, also more than 7 bigger jewels in the headband part
>>122696858
Okay answer me this, how do you farm on abaddon? Midas? Maelstrom? Bf?
>>122698749
Tiny support is shit anyway and that trick can be easily prevented and punished if you're not choking.
>>122699182
game 3 was secret back to form desu senpai
game 1 was just a missed draft, spectre cant go lategame against jugg and ember
Where is he?
>>122698994
its going to break this fucking board wide open
>>122698749
its in the game since 6.81 dude
>>/lolg/
>>122699345
CLQ literally made him rage quit
>>122698259
holy shit our damn guys
VIVA
FUCKIN
PERU
>>122699182
SO BIRDUS THROW DISMANTLED ALLIACE???????
kek!
>>122698976
Game 1 Secret vs VG was probably the best game since TI5.
>>122699540
i mean how is it a surprise? VP almost won first bo3 round vs VG.
By the way, everyone should be cheering for VP tommorow. VP can make it into top 3 for the maximum slanteye chink butthurt
>draft random shit against chinks
>win because they don't know how to adapt
>>122699189
ancient people were degenerates who fucked everything tha tmoves
>>122698618
>>122698743
HOLY SHITTY SHIT
what if the bodysnatcher
aka new axe
IS
ACUALLYILLOMENADEEY???
>>122699647
i was hoping secret would lose this one and they climb back up to the finals
EG vs SECRET
>>122699687
nah i was just carried away by the swede keks shitposting, im all in for VP
Where are the VG Secret Vods?
>>122699789
How about
>Modern middle east
>Modern south american
>Modern Africa
Oh wait, they aren't modern by any definition
>>122699540
i want to breed aisha
>>122699687
i really want to see the daddy lanm win something
>>122699687
>tfw 2 out of top 3 are western teams
>>122698948
It's
"Axe is not Axe!" Which plays sometimes if he is hexed. Specifically two upper case Axes.
>>122698618
>>122698743
DEEPEST LORE
reminder that Redeye is a Tumblerina
1-9: watch Llama play dota
0: play dota
>>122700315
who's llama
rolling anyway
Why did VG gg out before they even lost a single T3 tower and all their heroes were respawning in ~10 seconds?
how is she so cute lads?
>>122700375
Twitch streamer, her stream is pretty comfy
/LlamaDownunder
She's not like a great player (only around 4k) though
EG 3-0 desu
>>122698259
WHY ARE THEY ALL MANLETS?
WHY ARE THEY ALL SO SMALL? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
Looking forward to the Secret VG rematch in the grand finals desu
>>122700459
post your tits
Will Heropedia come back?
>>122700517
donate 10 dollars ;)
>>122700412
>Leaving the weasel on the last frame
Had a laugh
>>122700379
Mindbroken
Why did Agressif pick Lifestealer?
>>122700492
funny little brown men
>>122700379
puppey penis too thick, going bareback is too painful
better to gg out
>>122700821
Bait PPD into preparing for it for their next match.
>>122700824
i dunno too, but this guy started that "culture" i guess
>tfw this cute grandpa raped an entire continent
ez 2-0
>>122698259
holy fuck that one guys has incredible blowjow lips
So... This is Blizzards new Blockbuster that will dominate esports.
Damn...
>>122701074
Not true btw
>>122699189
>middle east
>>122700570
sent ;)
>>122701170
I think it'll be hella fun to play, no hardcore shit, just for fun
no esport
>>122701181
how
>>122701170
Truly the TF2 Killer.
>>122701074
>tfw genghis keked europe so hard that finland still is mongolian
>>122701074
i'd tickle his belly desu senpai.
>>122699340
Thanks family I gave it my all.
>>122699189
>Surely adult men would never ever fuck little boys
>Greek antiquity
literally the hieght of human civilization had men fucking little boys
>>122700492
High altitude on the zone made them evolve to have smaller stubby anatomies in order to have optimal oxygen consumption for such environment
Also the only good amount of foreign immigrants Peru has ever received have been of Asian ancestry, they're literally a nation of shitskinned manlets
>>122701315
>implying it'll kill TF2 when it costs $40 + tip
>>122701289
it's fun to play casually with friends, and so is HOTS imo.
>>122701317
They'd be russian if he didn't so they should be grateful
>>122701127
Oh look who's getting cocky with his gay ass glasses.
Guess who's getting BTFO next round ! Guess right and you will get our new 'Bleed Blue' dildo so that you can now literally bleed blue while watching our boys doing it.
>>122701170
>shillzard will stop making patches after 6 months
>kids will spam tracer, widowmaker, roadhog and le balanced edgy man
>game is ded after a year at most
Mark my words, Overwatch will only """"survive"""" because of stupid shit like tf2's trade servers and dodgeball
>>122700821
he really really wanted to be hao
>>122701321
this image does not make sense
>>122701576
It's like $40 TF2 trade server kids can't afford the game. The only reason they can play TF2 is because they downloaded it for free on mommy's computer.
>>122701438
B-B-But muh Blizzard
Muh Powerful female characters
SURELY it can't fail!
Not when they are doing everything right!
Guys i need your help!
Who plays which position again?
>>122701317
This meme is as accurate as Trump being a nigger.
>china has not won an important tournament since TI4
>every chinese player is in their mid 20s and will probably retire soon
>china will probably never win another championship
中国dota死了
英雄联盟万岁
>>122701295
it was a made up story, but i am not gonna waste my time explaining to you
>>122701860
thanks m8, that was convincing. i feel red pilled.
>>122701842
Maybe now Japan can take over
>>122701960
busy playing garbage games
>>122701842
>got 1.3 bil population
>be an e sports country
>suck at lol
>suck at dota
are they basically inferior?
>>122701960
>japan
>playing pc games that arent porn
lol
>>122700824
WHO IS THIS
>>122702042
to be fair i doubt anyone in rural china knows what an esport is
everyone that plays dota in china is from southern china along the wealthier coastal cities like guangzhou and shanghai
>>122701960
>Be Japanese
>Win TI
>Get arrested as soon as I arrive becuase I can't bring money won by games
>Social life destroyed
>Yakuza get all my money
>Don't miss my JAV debut
>>122698259
why are they so little?
>>122702275
>5 orbs
>>122701960
if anything the future of dota is in the hands of the regions that actually play
peru, philippines, russia are the future
we already got a taste of the future in frankfurt
>>122701960
>Japan
>Playing a PC game
>Playing a PC game with a stereotype for requiring massive time investment
They barely even play Wii U because of the stereotype on non-mobile games requiring you to be a shut-in.
memed Puppan.
WP Secret.
GL vs EG
>>122702275
nigger what the fuck are you doing
>>122702275
>2 suppor items
>phase boots on an autoattack core
>mask of dyingquicklyness
gee i dont know
>>122696701
>ywn breed her
How hard is it to raise MMR with Abaddon?
>>122702147
a Dota streamer senpai
>play support
>get great earlygame and tons of money
>buy wards and team items like a bitch
>carry blows million gorilla cocks
>mid doesn't know what the fuck is going on
>roamer runs around like a headless chicken and feeds
Should've just bought MoM and daedalus, fucking retarded faggots.
>>122702403
>Peru
As a Peruvian it is surprising how LeL can't catch on here (despite the fact that all the contienent is lost).
It is like we are genetically predisposed to Dota
>>122702584
>>122702528
>>122702353
>tfw im being blamed for the loss. FeelsBadFaggots
I haven't watched a single game of dota 2 since TI5
>>122702628
I think I know who it is now. Mel something.
Yeah supportorfeed. Didn't know she had n00dz.
Is there more?
>>122699278
>>122696930
>responding to the pasta
stop it lads
>>122702623
its hard with any support
>>122702676
such is the life of a supportbitch
>>122702679
It's free instant characters!
FREE!
Now you can spam your token feeding hero EVERY game!
>>122702679
maybe riot is not advertising as much as they should?
>literally every e-celeb is called our guy
lets see who OUR GUYS really are
if you are some person relevant in dota make any tweet containing the word 'exquisite' over this week about ESL Frankfurt. Like 'The games today were pretty exquisite'
Lets see at the end of the week if anyone relevant even browses this shithole
>>122702786
>responding to the pasta
It's not pasta, mongoloid.
I actually type that shit every time.
>>122702786
yes but Abaddon has such a high winrate so I'm wondering what the fuck is up
>>122702842
Or maybe LoL is doing well enough that it doesn't need to pander to subhumans?
>>122701170
why watch when you can play?
>>122702842
did you miss the part were I that we lost all SA continent to Riot (except peru)
>>122701170
too bad it looks fucking awful L M A O
>>122702623
>core abbandon
1k easy
2k easy
3k easy
4k meh
5k dont even try
6k easy as fuck
>support abadonn
1k just no
2k lmfao sure kid
3k team too stupid to know what shield does
4k >aba comend good suprot :)
5k >ok dude i go in, cover me >am triplekill at 2 min mark
6k walk to the fight like what up, got my lotus GG aghs + solar crest n glimmer, gl hf fags
>BSJ joining c9
ROFL
>>122703082
are you shitting me?
>>122702716
holy fuckin shit
lelouch compared to you should be a pro player
>you have sub 5 cs/minute
>you have phase boots at 50 minutes
>you have 3 overriding orbs
>you have still no way of dealing damage cuz LMAO frostbite
>BUT HURR DURR MUH BLADEFURY MAGIC IMMUNITY
AND YOUR 80 DPS
LAUGHIN AT YOU KID
>>122703082
Ok, I will pay 1k dollar to the team that knock out C9 out of open qualifiers (where they will go once they drop BSJ mid lock)
anyone here like dota 2?
>>122703082
>NA
>>122702947
subhuman or not it will still add numbers to playerbase that is all they care
>tfw chinese dota will never be relevant ever again
>>122703208
yes
only the rare breed of starcrump autists doesn't actually like the games they play
are you a starshit?
>>122703415
no i was just asking
what do you like about dota 2
>>122703208
god im so tired of this meme
>>122702785
it's from her instagram. She has a tumblr with more nudes, mainly bondage shoots. Not hard to find if you look through the tumblr shown in pic related
>>122703391
we said that about west dota during ti4 era desu
>>122703548
im tired of you, faggot
>>122703553
Why do all women's "art" involve sexuality, vaginas, nudity, period blood, etc?
LITERALLY OUR KIDS
>https://youtu.be/Wocwy3wte5w?t=312
>>122703553
All this under the guise of "art" right?
Women I tell ya.
>>122702961
>aghs on Abaddon
is this a meme or is this a good item?
How does he keep getting away with it?
so can any good players (4-5k) actually tell me if warlock is a support or not? people say he's not but i think they're memeing
>>122703769
because you've never had a gf
>>122703553
>a black guy in a "polyamorous" relationship with his wife
well
I guess tumblr attracts all types
>>122703930
She's married to a black guy?
Why is there so much BM/AF recently?
>>122703825
I dunno, I only gave it a quick look. No idea if she does it 'for fun' or professionally.
>>122703930
this is not her tumblr though, just the guy who took the photos. im pretty sure he links her tumblr somewhere there tho
>>122703769
vagina aka the quick way to succes
Goodkind hero when?
>>122704032
>just the guy who took the photos
yeah that's who I was talking about, I guess that was a bit unclear
this picture of an indian guy though, damn
>>122704043
Goodkind axe immortal when?
>>122704161
>Booty call
>>122704161
OMG YES!
>>122701842
Dude, CDEC is full of new talent. And "retire soon"? These manchilds never retire, I bet even xiao8 will make a comeback before TI6;
Where can I find English Vods of Secret vs VG? The only ones I saw were the Russian ones.
>>122704152
he take pretty damn nice photos to be honest, I think he also has pics of his wife eating out mel.
>>122704283
>>122704237
>>122704161
Goodkind would just narrate everything you do. I'd buy it desu familia
>>122704237
women makes me want to puke!
>>122703785
>want kawaii heroes, anime and league shit
my sides
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6vQmbHIu4Ksd4U0EIAVbrg/videos
i sub to this guy
>>122702834
I don't know why doesn't EVERYONE thinks like that. Paying for characters is bullshit, Riot should never got away with it.
>China
>Blows millions into LeL gooks to get eliminated in group stage
>Not a single LAN win Dota since TI4
>Not even good at Hearthstone
2015 will be remembered as the year that broke China
>>122704357
don't think they're up in english yet.
what does it mean, /d2g/?
>>122704496
There have to begames that chinese are good at.
>>122704606
don't forget about THOR OPEN
>>122704496
>this shit again
>2013 will be remembered as the year that broke China, Alliance is the best team in the world, they are playing pinnacle perfection of dota, China is lazy and will never recover
>>122704585
nice thanks
>>122704606
It means
N O
O
/
Z E R O
E
R
O
L A N
A
N
>Batrider will never ever come back from the unpickable nerfed-to-hell heroes
>>122704606
Fnatic won Thor open with nomemes on team
>>122704606
we need some draw fags to do dota never ever face desu
>>122704787
but he's already been there and then he came back
>>122704606
>>122704787
?
He's a pretty good niche pick right now
>>122704787
THANK FUCK FOR THAT, I LOVE BEING ABLE TO EXIT MY BASE AFTER 20 MINUTES
>>122704606
2 tourneys won
none is a lan
poor lelouch
>>122704787
batrider mid counters TA
>>122705049
yeah but then ta farms ancients stacks, gets a 13 min deso and kills roshan
meanwhile you're stuck with a batrider on your team
>>122701170
>dominate esports
>doesnt even have ranked games
>releases 7 months later when all the hype will be gone
>$40 for a basic online arena, no one will pay for this shit
>competitive
blizzard really is incompetent. this will be a blizzard fanboy dlc microtransaction selling "game" and nothing more. which is sad, because i was hoping it would actually be an e-sports game.
>>122705049
tfw no batraider arcana on flaming flying harley
do you think techies will be buffed next patch?
>>122704927
>>122704882
Then what went wrong?
>>122705338
this picture makes me uncomfortable
>Be SF
>Kill their shitty ass mid for overextending
>Team TPs mad as hell to my lane to get a revenge kill since I have low HP
>Bait, juke in trees and ult their faces off followed by raze
This is just the most generic SF play, how the fuck is this guy balanced.
>>122705526
http://www.dotabuff.com/heroes/meta
sort by mmr
>>122703868
7 seconds of your team taking 50% less damage in a 900 aura that makes it so the enemy team has to have an AA or you'll also heal to full off it because it feeds into your borrowed time healing.
Does that SOUND like a meme item?
>>122705438
If that happens it's probably going to be a small damage buff on land mines
I wish they fixed how the sign works with refresher orb
I guess he could possibly be a niche pick if valve did just that
>>122705651
they need to nerf his ult down to the ground and then give him a scepter upgrade to compensate
Has anyone experienced weird pathing after the 1 GB patch? Especially the case when you're inside Tusk's ice shard. The hero just didn't move at all.
>>122698259
>cual es el equipo que esta mas cagado
>el nuestro
AYYY
Can someone spoonfeed on how to play this asshole? I know he's shit but I have to anyway.
>>122698259
>They need a translater
>>122702326
>>122700492
theyre high schoolars
>>122706180
dont put points on bear
get sny
>>122706421
Oh god you triggered my PTSD
>>122706180
get 2x midas and avoid fights as much as you can
micros pretty easy if you compare it meepo and other unit intensive heroes so dont feel pressured
ge rad cuiras and other aura builds. manta or vlads. depends on situation.
go full rat build and destroy towers in 5 secs with necro deso and shit
pretty easy if you play him the lycan way
>>122705959
>That knee
our girl on the road to 6k mmr
dead
Gulagites. I want to go beyond memebuilding. I want to go to a build so meme that even scientists have never seen a build that dank.
What build is that?
>>122706180
Don't make the mistake I made and jungle, you can win lanes hard. At level 7, you can destroy towers with your ult.
>>122705959
>>122706641
Alternate version
the normal skillbracket is a terrifying place
>>122706946
>3 players on a team
>2 have aghs
>2 have desolator
>2 have shadowblade
>these are not the same people
Looks like normal
>>122706946
>checks for normal casual stuff
>abandons and shit
>radiant full of heroes
>read dire victory
HOLY SHIT????????????
t.baffled
>>122706681
Stats carry Meepo
No points in ult
No points in poof
Just E and stats
POST THAT COSPLAY D2G!
YOU KNOW WHICH ONE
why is ember so fun to play?
which heroes give you the same feeling? farm vacuum or whatever
>>122707412
Bigger tummy
>>122707440
SF and TA
What were the developers thinking while modeling this?
How is -25 even real?
Lmao just instant pick SF, just pick WR, just pick Doom, just pick a HERO.
>>122702961
How do you core abbadon?
>>122704719
don't forget all the ti4 keks saying west dota is dead
vg and CDEC are good you fucking idiots
>>122707741
BREED
>>122706421
>>122706636
>>122706724
Right thanks for the responses
>>122707269
>>122705651
Not to mention SF can literally just comeback with a euls instagibbing anyone he finds
>>122708451
>6.85
>SF Euls
I sincerely hope you don't do this
>>122708451
When do you go euls tho? I usually just SnY + SB if I can get away with it.
>>122707269
I got you, bro
>>122708606
Because unlike you, he's probably not in the 2k shitter bracket.
>>122698259
why are they so cute? :3
will team secret vs eg be the best series ever.
>>122705270
s4 dumpstered Empire's TA with Batrider and proceeded to stomp the game.
Note that this strat was not used in the Frankfurt honeypot, truly good teams are preparing for TI6.
>>122699345
hes round and about
>>122707269
Don't you guys love when girls cosplay a fun male character instead of a skimpy female one?
>>122709065
I don't give half a fuck about cosplay but to me it's a lot better when they're dressing up as something that isn't generic slut #495-211-193
the last change on upheavel was the cooldown on 6.81
>mfw it has been this good for this long.
I did my placement games and ended up at 3,203 mmr.
realistically how high is that?
>>122709453
high as 3k
>>122709453
around 10,180 feet
>>122709453
if you were good, you'd be at least 4k after calibration
The fuck am I supposed to do when dual offlane buttbuddies go 1-7 at 10 minutes?
But no can't concede when you're 10k behind because LE YOU CAN LE COMEBACK LE LE LE.
>wtf Dazzle why didn't you grave me
>you're not fucking anywhere near this person and it has a short as fuck range
I hate playing Dazzle now because of this
>>122710053
>Dazzle grave me and I'll take them on 1v5 they got no stuns left
>Dude they have Axe
>Yeah whatever do it
>Instant pick QoP every game
>You can offlane, you can mid, you can safe lane
Is this the most versatile hero in doter?
>>122709981
So I'm average?
I won 4 of my five placement games
>>122710248
Lone druid can do all of that, and he can jungle
>>122710538
But then you have a LD on your team.
>>122710580
Guys can't be lesbians anon
>>122710343
I was a support.
There was no winning that lane, checked later and it's a chink stack just being shit.
>>122710636
I miss kitten cam
>>122710603
And?
>>122708647
SAUCE
I NEED SAUCE
>>122698259
CONFIRMED OUR GUYS
>>122710665
>support
dont expect to win as a support like that
the best you could do at the situation is to agrotriane that dual lane
>>122710580
No because she has a dick.
Which brings us to the question.
Why is fucking sissy boys gay?
>They have tits, ass and thighs
>Qt feminine face and long hair
>In pre-load lobby
>My team is all higher level than me
>Maybe I don't have to play carry this time
>Three utter retards and a templar assassin
>They throw nonstop the time, all lanes except mid lost hard in 10 min
WHEN WILL IT BE MY TIME TO ROAM, CHILL? HUH
>>122710728
that sofa will get destroyed in no time
>>122710636
>tfw
we can only have TI6 euhub will be good
Is steam down?
>>122710886
Bigger question to be quite honest with you family:
Is watching a trap fucking a real girl gay?
>literally straight, it's boy on girl
>but with another bonus set of tits, ass, thighs pretty feminine face
>>122711152
That's being keked senpai.
>>122711068
https://steamstat.us/
Region lock when?
WHERE THE FUK IS ARC WARDEN AND PITLORD LA
>EG vs Secret
>BO3
>>122711462
MOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>122711462
mooooot
>>122698259
>mfw 7:00
They are cuties desu n-no homo
>>122711462
lmao
YOU GUYS WANTED A BOB ROSS HERO IN DOTA
BUT HE'S ALREADY IN THE GAME, YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT AND STYLE ON PEOPLE
>>122711462
ADMINISTRATIOOOOOOOOOON
>>122711462
>>122711462
what sorcery
>>122711068
>Followed by... yes, followed by flashes. Blinding flashes. Sounds of explosions... We're... we're trying to get confirmation.
>We do have... coming in... confirmed reports. I repeat
is d2l wrong or liquipedia wrong? according to d2l eg secret is tommorow, and on liquipedia its on 20th
>>122711953
It's in 2 days
>>122711798
baka senpai
>>122712051
why is she so tall
Can jannys even delete posts
>>122712250
netherland waterlevels
>>122712278
yes, reddit.
>>122712250
genetics I suppose
Steam down for anyone else?
>>122712395
it just went down and then back up
>>122712278
Yes but they can't ban or even issue an official warning.
>>122701170
Maybe it's because it's not as fun to watch as it is to play.
>>122702842
There's no advertising at all, at least here in Argentina.
>>122710415
>
There are ten placements games in Dota
You are lying
>>122712585
my dota2 won't launch from my steam
i'll show myself out for
>actually playing the game
>>122705897
Yes.
>>122699312
>>122700824
>>122706962
>>122707097
>>122707182
>>122707490
>>122708294
>>122708901
>>122708930
>>122709569
>>122709670
>>122709795
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>>122709948
>>122709964
>>122710008
>>122710054
>>122710227
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>>122711654
>>122711798
>>122711857
>>122712085
>>122712113
You reap... what you sow..
>>122703785
>boku no pico
Based manlets.
fast guys im drunk what hero can i play drunk GAME IS STARTING
>102/1254mb
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>122713123
Pudge
>>122712815
i did a few ranked games about 2 years ago
>>122713123
Brewmaster, duh
>>122709453
you are competent but not great
what went wrong? other than this faggot fucking venge thinking he is a carry
>>122713448
that's about what i expected
>>122713501
>venge
>not a carry
LOOK AT THESE GAINS
>>122713005
>>122713631
plot twist: i was the venge and im saying my team was fucking garbage and didnt know how to farm
>>122713501
>complaining about the best player in the team
like
i'd go carry venge too if the real carry can't even keep up with a pos5
>>122713631
Now scroll down and look at her range
From this moment on out i quit masturbating and will get to 5.5k before the end of the year
Are you worthy of joining my crusade?
>>122713856
Good luck.
Not sure why my post asking why D2L Mobile wasn't working seems to have disappeared, but does anyone know a fix on using D2L on mobile and actually placing bets?
>>122696816
Gemma Arterton
>>122706180
get good at micro.
level bear and passive. stick a stout on bear early and he's tanky as fuck.
can grind a radiance out for bear and send it to push lanes solo, or go bash, hyperstone, megastun build.
whatever you do usually best to make syllabear as tanky as you can. much easier to kill druid than to kill bear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhCDyUp7jEc
>>122697498
>there are people who are right
dead thread, dead game
>>122698753
Aghs Zeus is shit.
ded
>>122713005
Was it an anime avatar faggot? If so thank you based janitors.
>>122714047
thanks senpai
first for dota 2 is fun
>>122706180
who c*res fuck this game
>>122698259
God, they are having so much fun. I might be guessing their age wrong, but if they really are 16-18 they'll be able to stay in the scene for a while and actually become a top tier team.And they are such qts :3
>>122714896
that was fucking autistic
Just how gud do I need to git to carry shit like this? If I tried to push my team [Omni included] would just jungle or get caught, if we were actually pushing nobody would defend so before I could take towers I kept having to TP to base to stop Ursa from buttfucking it.
>>122715907
It's also worth noting everybody but Enchantress was a Peruvian spamming insults about eachother in allchat all game.
best hard carries for beginners?
any tips in general for getting into this game?
>>122716115
>any tips in general for getting into this game?
Don't.
>>122715907
Some games arw unwinnable. Some games are unloseable. Guess which one you are more likely to remember and dwell on. I think getting over games like this is part of getting good at Dota. When a player like RTZ plays on stream he may get really mad or whatever but he always queues up again. To me it seems like he gets legit mad but theur are stories like at The Summit 3 where he goes to his room in the house/hotel and plays pubs non-stop.
>>122716172
why bother replying if you're not going to help you worthless fucking waifufag
>>122716209
I'm just getting really sick offorced 50. I have 8 games in a row with Peruvians feeding and refusing to push then 8 games where I stomp so hard it isn't even fun.
I don't know
>>122716115
Lich
>>122716115
Wraith King
Lasthitting creeps to gives you gold.
>>122715907
m8 u dont have basher..
>>122716115
Drow Ranger, Phantom Assassin and Wraith King. All pretty simple, drop one spell and right click the enemy.
My general tip is learn how to last hit well before playing against humans. And if no one on your team buys a courier, don't be afraid of getting one just because you're the carry.
>>122716405
stop this meme
>>122716428
"hard" carries, anon
>>122716115
If you are playing with more experienced friends, leave carrying to them and try going mid or offlane, I think those are the best lanes to learn the basics. You'll be fucking up some games though.
If playing by yourself and you really wanna carry, try Void or PA.
>>122716115
Honestly if you want real tips and guide Reddit will probably help you more than here.
>>122713501
the slardar had no items
>>122716115
>>122716172
Basically this, take your time and energy and dedicate it to something that is actually worthwhile. You're never going to be good at the game, the community is toxic trash, and it's soul sucking dealing with this game. It's just a gigantic waste of time.
>>122716480
i can get like 150-200 last hits by the 30 minute mark consistently but i have no clue how to farm well past the laning stage
>>122716646
i like void, i'll give him a try
>>122716653
i use both. reddit is definitely more helpful than 4chan
>>122716734
>You're never going to be good at the game,
think you might be projecting a little too hard. i thought the same about chess but with hard work and study i made it to like 1800 elo which takes an incredible amount of effort
same goes for any competitive game ive ever picked up
>>122708647
Why don't they just do porn
She'll earn more I bet
>>122716902
I'm 4.7k MMR, I've played with people from high 3ks to mid 5ks. Everyone is shit including myself.
>>122717303
just because your play isn't perfect and you make mistakes doesn't mean you're "shit"
if you're 4.7k you're pretty good, or at least vastly better than the majority
>>122717371
oh you sweet summer child
>>122717226
Geez, they are not sluts anon, they just like to cosplay!
>>122717226
well porn is sort of degrading, you know
and it's not all that easy to break into
I'm sure if I just played support better I could've have prevented my safelane Ursa from building travels orchid. Holy shit 4k is so goddamn awful when will it be safe to play support without leaving the game to a coin toss???
>>122717429
sounds to me like you're awfully pessimistic
you probably only pay attention to mistakes that people make rather than the good plays that they make
>>122717457
lmao is this real
i get being anti-rape apologist but come on lady
>>122696701
I thought this was Nigella Lawson.
>>122717546
play supports that can carry shitty cores like dazzle and ww
>>122716516
>stop this meme
You're correct in that Lich isn't a hard carry, however he's at his best as a glass cannon with MoM and a big damage item. Basically what happens is that you don't become a minute 0 ranged creep after pressing R or when the enemies activate bkbs, and you'll do enough damage that they can't all ignore you.
its this like the 4th time something that has fucked over Alliance, like an extremely rare or hard to replicate game breaking glitch, gets patched shortly after Alliance loses due to it? like the pathfinding blink bug, the undying tombstone and centaur aghs ult, and now this the brewmaster still being selected after the elements are summoned
like holyshit Alliance has some tough luck
>>122713631
>stats matter for carrying
Even heroes with mediocre gains can carry if they have appropriate skills.
nice jokes mate really funny see you atBREED
>yfw this shithead is probably single handedly responsible for DOTA 2 having not pay wall
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_Walker_%28game_designer%29
don't forget to thank robin for your peruvians. TF2 already has!
>>122717864
What
>>122717864
yeah they can't ignore you so they'll just kick your ass because you turned on MoM and have like 1500 hp max the whole game
>In California
>US servers suddenly fucked
>Peru server has the lowest ping
What's going on
>>122718001
>including those with "very little money," and that such a variety of players results in greater opportunities for richer experiences
Reminder that cultural diversity enriches your dota experience, you fat american pig
>>122714896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsXnclsZ258
>>122718150
the peru server is shit like all the other country servers
>>122718246
lol
i remember playing transformice with my buds years ago and fucking around
what is this shit
can i shill my friend's stream herep-pls
>>122718368
Nobody is going to watch him anyway
I fucking hate Secret so fucking much I hope all their fucking planes crash on their way back home from the Major
>>122714896
can u post the really shitty like 3 or 4 frame animation of riki playing a piano to remove kebab, i think pudge and necor are in the background
>>122718150
>tfw had to play a match with crippling mini lagspikes
>ping always returned sub-100ms
I wasn't the only one?
>>122708790
yeah he's probably in the fucking 1k bracket if he thinks euls is a legitimate build.
Good night boys, see you in eight hours.
have fun playing
what happens if you get aghs on undying against a meepo?
>>122718368
fuck off broxy your autistic techies stream isn't entertaining and neither is your monotone voice.
>>122718450
It was happening to me earlier today and I thought it was just my connection but apparently something's up with the servers.
RTZ's played so fucking good today if he plays like that against Secret then EG will win 2-0 for sure.
>>122718529
good night negrolyte
>>122718681
literally not himtwitch/yuki_swag4.7k or some shit
Man what is with these odds on the Secret EG game
I figured it would be 50/50 or at most 45/55
>>122718642
Strength-gasm
>>122718721
good night Caitlyn
Reminder that EG will lose to comeback from LB
We saw this at DAC and TI
>>122716653
not really
for beginner yes, but as you get better their input will just be retardedly said over and over and kills discussions like new emta builds
even legit builds
the majority of D2L betting is from Russians and yurokeks that are too stupid to see how good EG is.
>>122718949
team secret gogo
>>122718801
>all these retards betting on EE
ez rares ez life
>>122718949
meant to reply to this guy >>122718801
>>122719082
theyre betting on Puppey, not EE.
Does anyone here talk about Dota 2?
>tfw
>>122719082
>Puppey goes mad once to get revenge on VG
>This means they can beat the team based around winning the information part of the information game
>With EE on this team
hey dota 2 general
how was the shitposting last night?
What kind of MADMAN strats will Secret have to pull out to beat EG?
>inb4 puppey mid carry dazzle
>>122706180
Skip bear and go right click HC
>>122713282
>>122713353
>>122719185
?
>>122719171
Why the fuck would we do that?
>>122719089
>replying to avatarfags
>>122719228
the madman strat of getting completely stomped
>>122719213
What happened last night?
>>122719485
eg and secret gamesz
>>122719590
those were today pham
>>122719667
timezones
so how was the shitposting
>Windrunner is an INT hero
>Nyx Assassin is an AGI hero
Um.... dotards?
>>122719436
Nah, imagine what getting another stomp by Puppey+ 4 literal whos would do to those egocentrical kids
Too bad for Universe and Fear tho
>>122719829
>Drawing Axe like that
>pairing him up with a shots elf boy
We want the 4chan audience
>>122719902
>Too bad for Universe and Fear tho
man I know what you mean
those two niggas are legit, the rest of that team can go hang themselves
I hate how EG has been playing every other day I just want to watch them play without day long breaks between matches.
>>122719829
Why would you want to go agi on Windrunner in the first place you shitter, even if she was agi
>>122713631
>Meepo
>second lowest stat growth in the game
>significantly harder carry than Venge
>>122720168
>meepo
>not an incomparably unique hero
>>122719980
>boy
>>122719902
>>122720052
I love how yuropoors were sucking RTZ's dick when he was on Secret but as soon as he goes back to EG they do nothing but shit talk him.
Fucking bandwagoning niggers.
>>122720259
>implying
I've hated rtz since he was some pubstar in IXDL
>>122720225
Exactly my point.
Stats are mostly useless. Anti Mage isn't the hardest carry because of his stat gain, it's because of his kit.
Centaur Warrunner has some of the highest stat growth in game and the highest str growth, but he's not a very good carry compared to most other heroes.
>>122720225
I want to breed Sheever
>>122720252
>girl
>meepo is an int hero
>lina is an agi hero
>>122720259
nop i hate him juz because all those shit he put on
noobfromua
>>122720259
didnt realise we where on /int/, where your nationality is shown when you post
>>122720225
>meepo
>overpowered
ayy lmao echo slam on a 6s cooldown roflll
>>122720430
fuck off twitch/reddit cancer
kill yourself get out GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>122720259
and i hate universe too
must backstab ur family :)
>>122720407
what an awfull anime picture
just look at that fucking face, everything is just wrong, like, not only is it ugly, its actually drawn wrong.
dam son how you even GET this bad taste
>>122720447
these threads would be 100x better with flags
>Legion Commander is Agi
>Winter Wyrven is Str
Um, dotards....?
>>122720624
Legion Commander is strength.
>>122720547
>tfw I report everyone who announces that they are streaming.
>>122720052
they were shit before artour and ppd came on to the team
>rubick is agi
>pugna is str
DOTARDS???????!??????????/
Why does Io's winrate jump from 42% to 47% from 3k to 4k and then from 47% to 54% at 5k+?
>>122717546
What's wrong with orchid and travels on Ursa?
>>122720624
Winter Wyvern is int senpai
>>122720791
>vlcsnap
reported
>>122720705
>knows lc's primary attribute, but not winter wyvern's
shit taste in waifusbreed
>>122720617
>eufags pretending to be NA shitposters reveleaed
>NAshitters pretending to be EU shitters revealed
and no one will be surprised when 90% of animefags are australian
can we make finale threads on /int/ or something?
>>122720882
Boots of Travel get negated as soon as he's in combat.
Orchid is a bad item in general even on int heroes unless you need a silence. The damage amp is mediocre.
Should i play video game ?
Im on a 2x winstreak at ranked
secret only lost game 1 because they couldn't pick a hero archetype that did single target healing prevention. how come there are 100+ heroes and a quarter of them are redundant? where is my carry with anti-healing mechanics and my support with a non-ultimate anti-heal? if shit like jugg ward and 10 other different healing spells can exist then surely anti-healing deserves some love too.
>>122721065
Where do you think the sheeverfags are from?
>tfw arise will never command you with his strong penis
http://oddshot.tv/shot/arise-3012-2015111923753442
>>122707578
just tried TA
TA is not fun unless youre oneshotting people
I miss adelaide, guys...
>>122721362
/tv/?
>>122721514
this guy
>>122721514
Oh, you.
>primary attributes are removed
>heroes damage is separate but the same scaling as before
>items now give additional damage equal to their (int+agi+str)/3
Does this break the game?
>>122721362
probably a country with short, ugly girls on average..
that leaves out nordic countries and most eastern european countries..
looks like australia and NA are prime suspects yet again!
>tfw theres no good English-speaking streamer due to ESPORTS
>>122707741
She probably doesn't look too great during the modelling process. I bet they got boners if they went back in after texturing to adjust the UV seam running down the crotch though.
>>122721509
Wait till you meet brisbane..
if EVENs i play a video game of dota
>at work all day
>miss all the games
>decide to listen to vods on my way home
>sit through an hour of traffic
>but it's ok because i'm listening to the match like an old man would listen to a football game on the radio
>get home
>see that i have a text
>"you have exceeded your monthly data cap of 1GB 4G intenret, your service will continue at an 128kbs rate for the remainder of the month"
RRREEEEEEEEEE
>>122721852
is this how euros feel during TI?
what if ravage becomes pure damage with aghs?
>>122720259
?
I'm from SA
He's greatly skilled but imature, he left EG because he thought he was too good for them, and while Secret had bad enviroment between the players he was negotiating going back to EG. I'll won't cheer for him while he shows that a video game career is more important than friendship for him.
>>122722023
yes please
Can someone please post the Warlock with the Witch Hat collage?
Please.
Reminder that Puppey is the team
>>122721852
>>"you have exceeded your monthly data cap of 1GB 4G intenret, your service will continue at an 128kbs rate for the remainder of the month"
i'm dying
>>122722023
>2 min ult in a teamfight everytime meta
>>122722045
Why do you think shitskins are entitled to voice their opinion here?
Guise I haven't slept for 24 hours
justqued for a normal match
what hero do I pick
im very tired about to fall asleep sitting but hwatevr
>/tf2g/ streaming their team's last competitive match for the season
>/csgog/ laughing about their underdog prediction being correct as usual
>/d2g/ is just shitposting as hard as possible
Great.
>>122722431
Silencer.
Carry Silencer.
>>122722165
>>122722542
Thanks, senpai!
>>122722431
You should never post Dota on no to little sleep.
QUICK EVERYONE
EE "OUR GUY" THE ANIME MAN IS ON LIFE SUPPORT AND WILL ***DIE*** UNLESS YOU SAVE HIM BY POSTING THAT WEBM
Should I get Writhing Executioner or Sovereign of the Hive for Nyx?
>>122722718
EE is literally Reddit personified though
Anyone else noticed that Axe's spin is slower?
Looks pretty majestic with that cape though.
Buckle Your Seatbelts F a m
>>122722718
>>122722883
its just the animation
>>122722883
What axe is that?
>>122721852
>"you have exceeded your monthly data cap of 1GB 4G intenret, your service will continue at an 128kbs rate for the remainder of the month"
I do not understand..
TeamSpooky is streaming, guys.
>>122723124
Red Guard.
http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Red_Guard
>>122721084
> Boots of Travel get negated as soon as he's in combat.
What? You get movespeed bonus in combat.
>>122723124
Axe's axe
>>122723124
That's Axe, dude.
>>122722941
>tfw no clown hero
>>122723124
The only hero in the game named Axe.
>>122721362
My bet is on NA/Australia, Sheever is quite average if you're from EU, but I see how she would look good to americans who don't know any better.
>>122722936
what's the paper in his pocket
>>122721852
>data cap
Your own fault for signing the contract
>>122723496
>That
>Average
>EU
Do all European women look like horses or what?
>>122721636
5 orchids 1 win
>>122723504
Secrets death warrant
>>122723567
Yes.
>EG vs Secret
>2 memer teams vs each other
holy shit this is gonna be hilarious
>>122721636
ORCHID MALEVOLENCE!
ORCHID MALEVOLENCE!
ORCHID MALEVOLENCE!
ORCHID MALEVOLENCE!
ORCHID MALEVOLENCE!
ORCHID MALEVOLENCE!
Thread is pretty ded isn't it...
>>122722936
Why isn't arteezy in the photo? Is it a sign?
>>122723504
Probably a list of counter picks for each hero because he's too shit of a captain to memorise them.
>>122723739
>not sipping on whisky while watching your favorite anime and hanging with your /d2g/ bros
DUDE ALCOHOL LMAO
>>122723567
Yes, most yuros look like product of incest
>>122723817
It's actually a list of faggots like you he's going to laugh at when he buys your mother's house.
>>122723739
It's 4 am in europe on a workday, what are you expecting
>>122723828
has /d2g/ ever tried to meet up and actually play dota
Support Tiny, viable or pure memes?
>>122723947
>wasnt alive for inhouses
>>122723947
i want newfags and reddit to leave
Is Nyx Goodlion or Badlion?
>>122723576
>>122723684
(25/3) = 8
That whole extra 8 damage.
>>122723947
>implying anybody here plays dota
any houstonfags wanna hang out
I turned 21 so we can go and get wasted now
>>122724045
Only reddit and newfags call people reddit and newfags
>>122724071
>21
>wasted
yeah after 1 shot lmao
I'm trying to get into agility heroes, should I try Nyx or Clinkz? Both interest me and look fun
>>122724136
They both server a different purpose
>>122724129
pls anon
I can manage at least THREE
>>122724136
Nyx. Clinkz is just a subset of Invoker's abilities. Don't play outclassed heroes.
>>122724173
Mind explaining the purposes? From what I can tell, Clinkz = split pusher, Nyx = burst assassin?
>>122724129
>getting drunk on alcohol besides vodka
you don't gulp or take shots of good liquor, you take is slowly and enjoy the flavor. I fucking hate pouring my friends a glass of my favorite brandy just for them to take it like a shot and barely taste it.
>>122724045
>muh internet tribalism reeeeeeeeeeeeee
whatever, buddy
>>122724207
Retards nuthugging a TI winning team, I mean look at how there are still Alliance fans. It's just "I want to cheer for the winning team" syndrome
>>122724207
Nobody thinks that at all. We just saw Secret reveal theirs prematurely after all.
>>122724136
You should try not to pick game losing heroes
>>122722301
>Why is the majority the game community entitled to their opinion?
Dotards?
>>122724406
Puppey was always a memedrafter
>>122718439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMzJ_umg_24
>last guy picks riki
>>122724207
Hey dude, who's this cute girl?
>>122724304
Clinkz can nuke and push towers with physical damage. He scales better into the late game and requires more gold to function. Nyx is an initiator with pick off pontential. He has a good stun plus a spell that wrecks int heroes late game. Also nyx is mainly a offlaner, support, or mid. Clinkz is mainly a carry, mid(maybe I guess), or offlaner.
>>122723504
Memedrafts
>>122724136
nyx and clinkz are both fun but neither are particularly good
play bh, ursa, slark if you want agi roamers
>>122724619
He's actually a really good hero this patch.
Silence Smoke is great, the economy hit for enemies needing detection is almost as debilitating as having techies too.
>>122724312
Enjoy the flavor? How far up your own ass do you have to be to trick yourself into thinking something that tastes like cleaning chemicals smell needs to be savored? Drink to get the effect. If you wanted flavor you should have made a milkshake with a banana thrown in.
why dont people build armlet on PL?
>>122724619
>mfw instalocking riki in all of my calibration games
i know someone will, so i'm going to make sure it's me for that free mmr
How come nobody picks Troll Warlord aka GoodWR?
>>122724304
Clinzk is one of the few heroes that deals exclusivly damage with his rightclicks, making him not only a strong carry but also splitpusher / ganker thanks to skelletonwalk.
You can play him in the offlane poorly or in the safelane, you are trying to either push as hard as you can, try to gank, keep the enemy on thier toes while your entire team does something else. You can easily destroy towers on your own, even Tier1 towers just like that cause they have no backdoor regen. Roshan is also pretty easy. The build is to go Soulring + Deso now, also medallion / solar crest, thats what pros build. Orchid is a really oldschool build. Since Deso is both great for ganking and pushing its core on him now and Soulring for free Death pacts.
Always go for the biggest creep, unless its not avaliable. You gain not only HP from the creep, but also thier damage.
Meanwhile, Nyx is played in the Offlane or support role as ganker / innitiator with Blink + Force. You can scout with vendetta, solokill squishy supports and generally pressure by being off the map. Once you have blink you are incredibly mobile, innitiating with impale and trying to disrupt teamfights with spiked carapace. Due to his high healthregen, you can go poormans shield and tangoes and you can't be bullied out of the lane unless its a skywrath, but hes food later so you don't care about that too much.You can build anything you need for your team, since he doesn't really rely on items and only needs blink to work with. Force is good to help you get out after innitiating.
EG vs Secret 5v5 fist fight, who wins?
>>122724654
kill yourself
>>122724064
Neither
why are you comparing those heroes
>>122724930
that pic is not dota related
>>122724808
I'm sorry you're a philistine and can't tell the difference between a fine whisky and bleach. Perhaps you should drink the latter.
>>122724930
disgusting
>>122724878
spectre fucks riki senpai
>>122725072
>Every other post has an anime girl attached to it.
Autist detected.
>>122724930
i think puppey would carry the shit out of secret but ee and sumail would be non factors tbqh
>>122724312
do you like brandies?
>Valve won't fix any bug unless reddit complains enough to get it on front page even if they're on the bug forums for months
Why do you like this company again? They clearly don't care about the game at all.
>>122701842
>>122701960
中国DOTA > 日本国TouHou
他们不喜欢电脑。
日本2030要打球DOTA.
>>122724326
if you werent that new you wouldn't feel so left out
>>122725553
>mfw a bug got fixed because of me, all I did was asking Bruno about it and he sent it further
>mfw redditurds think they have any power
>>122725553
They don't care about the game because players still throw cash at them every time they release a compendium or some new arcana item. They're not going to "fix" a game that is already generating lots of money.
>>122725705
which one anon?
>>122723513
>>122723141
>>122722287
>>122722008
who the FUCK can afford unlimited data cap on their fucking cellphone???
am I being memed?
is everyone in here from a super advanced country with alien technology boosted wifi?
>>122725705
>sent it further
uh bruno is icefrog dumbass
>>122713123
AA
All you have to do is hit ults and you can do that from base.
>>122725705
>>122725705
what was the bug about?
>>122725910
>Get's jewed by cell phone companies
>Thinks it has anything to do with technology
>>122724930
Puppey obviously has the sheer height and size advantage but Im not sure how useful the rest of his teammates are in comparison to their EG counterparts.
>Good Wall of Replica
>Good Marksmanship
>Good Borrowed Time
Explain to me how this champ is balanced again?
>>122726185
>aniNEET trying to convince me that he has unlimited data cap on his fucking cellphone even if he is a neet ausfag who never leaves the house due to spiders and killer-kangaroos
Yo can I get some riki tips?
>>122725910
where are you from, i pay for internet thats it, wtf is this "cap" shit youre talking about f a m
>>122725910
The data caps American companies put on cell phones and internet in general have absolutely nothing to do with the technology.
It's entirely a way to generate even more shekels than they're already getting off of you and avoid having to spend shekels to upgrade infrastructure.
The American internet industry is the single most disgusting seedy industry in the entire country. Even worse than the porn industry.
Yes, it is that bad.
>>122725885
>>122726135
>Fixed issue where players who disconnected just before hero selection would not be assessed with a failure to connect penalty, resulting in the match continuing with less than 10 players.
Started a match, guy disconected and it was a 4vs5 the entire time, not even bonusgold or anything. Just straight up 4vs5. I asked him about this and gave him matchID and everything he needed. Based Bruno
>>122726527
Not really. there were reddit threads about that same bug on the front page a day ago
>>122726510
?
my point is
that
who the flying fuck
can afford to use the internet on their phone as freely as they use their 'regular' internet?
do your parents still pay your bill or some shit?
I still feel like I'm being meemed on,theres no way that there are people out there with
UN
LIM
I
TED
data packages on their cellphones without paying a shit ton more for it than they do 'regular' internet.
>>122726651
I also asked him about this whole reddit thing, he just said that people were not giving any useful informations they could work with sometimes, so crying about "fix this please" doesn't always result in anything.
It happend a month ago, asked him the same day about it.
>>122726816
I have unlimited internet on my phone, same as regular internet, I don't pay any more. I live in Scandinavia.
>>122727237
what company?
I need a link to this shit
>>122726816
There are plenty of countries that have true unlimited plans.
Though, to be fair, there are plenty of countries that have even harsher data caps than the US does.
>>122726937
whats bruno's job at valve?
whats his degree?
>>122727502
>>122727237
whats the speed?
according to 2 min of googling, the only times you get unlimited data cap is when its still 3g or some shit
>>122726816
> USA
>>122727645
but im norwegian
æoå din grisefis
>>122726816
My grandparents had an unlimited data plan they got about 7-8 years ago. They traded for something else and they will probably never have anything like that again.
>>122727606
Software engineer, he ran a business beforehand I dunno
I'm pretty sure Lich is free MMR atm
>frost amor is amazing in the minus armor meta
>eating your own catapult wins the lane instantly
>braindead easy to play (this is a good thing)
how come theres no high quality pictures of that cute crystal maiden from earlier today? some faggots at reddit must have some or something?
>>122728010
I'm pretty sure you're full of shit.
should i try and break out of 2k or just play unranked on my other account until i reach very high skill?
>>122728086
woah skywrath princess is my favorite dota2 character
>>122721486
TA is fun if you get good at using Meld with 1-2 points in Psi Blades.
Otherwise it turns it a very long farmfest because you got a ranged cleave, and can clear ancients and creeps faster than Sven.
>>122725553
At the least Volvo is better than Blizzard.
The Hearthstone bug list is insane
>>122728258
>this shit is better because it's nice and solid instead of runny like that other shit!
Shit's still shit anon.
aiight this is osme bullshit, I live in norway and there is literally not a single 'unlimited' data package deal here
I'm definetely being memed on, you can't fool me!
>>122728258
whats the timing for clearing the ancient stacks?
itembuilds?
>>122728549
DESIGNATED
>>122722542
>>122726651
>there are redditors on d2g
what
Went
Wrong
>>122728549
Jeg har det
>>122728559
If you are kiting them correctly, it shouldn't take more than 20-30 seconds to clear them, in worst case scenario. Just attack move between attacks to correct which one is attacked.
Deso if you are good
Dominator + stacking if you suck and need the extra farm to not lose the game
>>122729005
hvor mye betaler du/data hastighet?
>>122728121
congrats, you're literally at the bottom
>>122728559
>whats the timing for clearing the ancient stacks?
Whenever you get Deso
>itembuilds?
The build I most often end up going is
-Wraith Band + tango start
-Bottle, Phase Boots (some people like Treads more, make up your own mind), Aquila
-Deso. After this you should go clear the Ancient stack that you've built up for yourself.
-Blink
-More damage. Often this means Daedalus, but get what you need for the game.
Focus intensely on farming until you get Deso and Blink, then split your time between getting Ancients, pushing, and fighting.
Practice blink meld strikes in bot or lobby games.
does OG stand a chance against VP?
>>122729094
Really wish we could force every American through a few simple debate courses. Maybe our politics wouldn't be in such shambles then.
can someone break down what exactly a safelane support should be doing at what times? stack or pull first, how long to lane, when should you be heading toward rune, etc.
trying to get a feel for the basics of this game
>>122728121
You underestimate how much Lich fucks up lanes with Sacrifice alone. When players start depending on giving their hard carries free-farm and denying XP and gold to the enemy off-laner, Lich can either make that super easy for his safe lane, or utterly fuck over the enemy's safe lane by virtue of existing.
Imagine if that Slark you were depending on to have an early level 6 and a 10-minute Shadow Blade was suddenly sucking hind tit with just Treads and PMS because he couldn't get last-hits. Or that Earth Spirit who put down that camp-blocking ward couldn't get last-hits or XP anyways because the creep wave was still constantly close to the enemy tower.
>wake up
>no gondola hero
DOTARDS?????
>>122729094
trying to read the third one from the bottom gave me a headache
>>122729246
why do you assume he's an American?
>>122729073
>>122729005
>ingen svar
lyvefaen!
samerunk!
håper morra di vokste opp i texas
>>122729291
>walk to mid lane as creeps first spawn
>eat one
>now two lanes are instantly won
>/tf2g/ shitstomped their competitive game today as a team
>/csgog/ basking in bet money
Alright dotards, what does this general have to offer?
>>122729291
>>122729565
what if you put Lich and Enigma in the midlane and just denied every creep
>>122729180
ok i am doing well with ta so far
mundane question: does attack ground work with meld?
like you are melded and use attack ground instead of rightclick to prevent the movement incase you misclick
>>122729631
need to throw an ES in there to block the creeps so they get the cd back down
>>122729689
Yes
>>122729094
Nice triangle you got there virgin
>>122729393
I don't.
I was just making the observation that if more Americans had any kind of education on how debating works then we'd not have the ridiculous political carnival we have and have had for the last 20 years.
Bush and Obama should never have been presidents.
>>122729608
The greatest esports game in months happened earlier today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQGKwm6j10Q
>>122729608
well for starters our game isnt dead
>>122729869
>they still somehow lost this game
new thread?!
>>122729869
>>122729872
The game itself seems to provide those just fine. I mean what does the general itself do when not shitposting?
Secret won today without Clementine doing anything but drafting.
Now imagine how hard they'll win the finals when Puppey isn't intentionally feeding.
>>122730274
imagine how hard they'll win TI6 when they kick EE
Hey guys, Kripp is streaming.
I have to admit that today's thread is of higher quality than usual, barely any shitposting. I'm impressed, usually when I wake up at 5am this place is Australian Shiposting Central.
Was Australia nuked and I didn't get the memo?
>>122728978
Of course there are, are you retarded? Why do you guys think the /d2g/ circle jerk meme-fest is better than the Reddit one? They are both shit but in their own special way.
>>122730610
Adelaide got banned for 3 days
>>122730124
Sometimes we post on reddit
>>122730124
>I mean what does the general itself do when not shitposting?
>not
>shitposting
>>122729180
>>122729027
so whats your take on treads vs phase boots?
i think ill go with treads since its the only attackspeed item you get before butterfly
and im not building drums yasha too
>>122730718
I thought it was a month.
ALSO 4 STREET SIGN CAPTCHAS IN A ROW
>>122730839
threads for threadswitching imo
you go blink for mobility anyways
>>122730898
Educate yourself, ya dingus
>>122699345
TFW no more monstergirl quest streams where he does voice over ;_;
What do you listen to while you play?
I listen tonothing, not even game sounds.
>>122730839
Try both and see for yourself which one you like more.
Treads lets you get more value out of your bottle and lets you output your Refraction charges more quickly, Phase gives you more chase so that you can run people into the fucking ground more easily with your traps.
>>122730898
street sign captchas is usually what makes me go to bed at night, spending 10 minutes to post on a taiwaneese rice cooking forum at 3 am is just devestating
>>122730823
Even /tf2g/ takes breaks between shitposts for raffles and discussion. Generals can't just shitpost nonstop, everyone would get bored of it.
>>122731121
>Generals can't just shitpost nonstop
where do you think we are
>>122730950
yes this is the route im going so far
>>122731057
the ms is good, but its nerfed i think
im not sure with the math but i think attackspeed scales linearly into the lategame, giving more dps
>>122731121
you don't understand, australia is running rampant, NA doto is finally relevant after being in the dumpster for several years, theres more rivalry than ever and most importantly, we inherited 90% of the starcrumblers general, hence all the 'I don't play this game but I sure do love giving obnoxious opinons' posters.
its rough m8
sheever
>>122717457
When you are LITERALLY spreading your ass cheeks, which are hanging out of your shorts, I think you give up the ability to ask to not be sexualized and still sound sane.
>it's a 'you're the only one on your team that speaks english' episode
>>122717457
lady you are literally putting your ass in my face and calling it art not sex
>>122696858
If you're going to put math mistakes in your obvious bait at least make them believable
>>122731438
>>122731556
It's a shop you toads
>>122731465
>It's a faggot in your team feed couriers episode
what are you plying while queueing d2g?
>>122731465
>not speaking Spanish and English
There's really no excuse.
You can travel anywhere in an entire hemisphere just with those two.
Veil or Shivas on Phoenix as a midgame option?
>>122730839
Threads is for farming.
Phase is nice, but the ultimate does 90% of the same stuff, and is more effective.
The problem is that you leverage insane base damage anyhow with refraction, you have a decent mana pool too.
>>122731465
>you speak their language but insists on English out of spite and habit
>guy picks drow
>decide to pick visage with him
>he never even mispresses e
baka tbhfamily
>>122731927
Veil does not amplify the death beam.
But it does amplify the teams damage.
>>122732186
>guy picks Visage
>he never presses R
>>122731712
That's not a mistake.
It's part of my meme.
>>122729869
ee still managed to feed to that smoke gank after w33 spotted it out and pinged like mad
Great Carry Player
>yfw ritsu is replaced by jigglebilly
>time to master 20 games, even good, involved ones = time to become a barely functional noob at dota
why
>>122732537
Time to kill urself.
>>122732526
I think they're going to take the opportunity to change more than just ritsu. He had out-of-game problems but they also had lots of ingame problems that weren't him.
>>122732526
>>122732702
Time to kill this cancerous game.
>>122732497
>pinged it
heres the problem, w33ha is as autistic as ee and can't scream "OH SHIT SMOKE GANK COMIN IN FROM THEIR JUNGLE ABOUT TO WALK INTO THE RIVER"
>still no youtube series about reviewing custom games
Yes I know most of them currently are still bad, but it would be nice to help discover small things like that mirana racing or antimage ninja tings.
new thread when
>>122732537
If your opponents were using close to a decade of developed, evolved technique on you in those other games you've currently "mastered" you wouldn't think you'd mastered them at all.
>>122733050
>developed, evolved technique
You mean griefing and trolling? Because that's what this game is and that's all the "strategy" is.
>>122733039
I wish but I can't speak in english without sounding like a complete retard
>>122733000
>>122733221
15 memes early
>>122724930
Universe vs Misery good fight, probably ends when Misery has to help EE from getting spanked by Arteezy.
Pieliedie gets shit stomped by Fear, Fear goes on to battle it out with Puppey who has a scrappy fight with ppd but comes out on top.
Sumail gets beat up by w33 who tries to get near Arteezy but knocked out in a punch, Misery takes the opportunity and takes down Artour, Universe resumes the fight and KOs Misery.
Fear and Universe vs Puppey, they finally take the Estonian down.
>>122731961
>The problem is that you leverage insane base damage anyhow with refraction, you have a decent mana pool too.
what the fuck?
did you just contradict your own post with the former statement?
>>122731281
The game isn't always about math, everything is situational.
For instance, what if you got a kill with Phase because you were able to chase down a dude that would otherwise have escaped if you had Treads? Or what if you managed to catch up to a guy and kill him because you could path right through the creep wave or a dude who was trying to body-block you? Conversely, what if you managed to just barely survive because you had Strength Treads, or you just barely had enough mana to get a Meld kill because you had Int Treads?
A lot of the time there isn't any one correct answer. That's why almost every item in the game can be picked up situationally, and there aren't many "get this all the time no matter what" items.
>>122698743
thats a pretty good theory actually. Killing yourself is such a weird way to undo a bodyswap spell.
>>122731927
Depends on team comp senpai. Veil if you have shitloads of magic damage on your team, shivas otherwise
>>122733270
puppy could take fear and universe.
>>122723125
Even Top Gear is "Made in China"
baka desu senpai