/srɡ/ - Speedrunning General

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What do (You) speedrun?

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>>122656479

>>122656479
a racing game with chickens and sometimes samurai guys fighting. thanks 3d anime

Reminder to remove donation fags.

Reminder that all donation fags were removed from the /srg/ stream list for being scum.

Reminder that there are people here who are taking part in Reddit infested Jew-A-Thons (Rookathon & Mumble Crew Marathon) to 'raise money' so they can have a free vacation.

Reminder to purge ALL donation scum.

>>122657386
stop crying fag

when will there be a donation marathon to get our yuro bois to ESA? 1000 each should be enough i hope.

>>122657667
We yuro boys don't need donations to attend marathons
I'm attending one next week and paying everything aside from the entry fee by myself

>>122657636
word

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Are all these anti-dontation posters new bois?
We used srg-marathon to send our bois to 'GDQ/ESA and nobody really gave a shit. I agree that shilling money is literal cancer. But having a donation link is not bad at all if it does not effect the stream.
Or maybe they are just shit tier baits.

>>122657386
Wording this

>>122657890
this is what separates the men from the boys. real men pay for their own vacations.
>>122657997
/srg/ learned its lesson. notice how that will never happen again.

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>>122658060
>tfw you're a man

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>>122658060
stop with the micro aggressions anon. there are ladies in this community too you know.

>>122658297
xd

>>122658060
grow a pair kiddo you probably have credit card debt or use other peoples money at the core

>>122658420
Everyone who works is just using their boss's money anyway

ded doggy

lmao

>>122663236
rest well doggy, you did more with your life than most people here ever will. especially grindxmonkey

Inshallah brother squid

>>122663236
not speedrunning related

Gay niqqas hmu

Only if u speedrun doe

Reminder that Headcrab accidentally exposed himself as the "doe"-poster after he let it slip in Squid's chat.
Does it get any more embarassing?

>>122669120
he could have exposed himself as a gay pedophile by streaming boku no pico

>>122669120
not embarassing at all imfqho, senpai

why should i care

>>122669448
>cute boys
>gay
?

>>122657997
>But having a donation link is not bad at all if it does not effect the stream.

Expecting donations for streaming video games is inherently a selfish act. There is no other way to put it, you are asking for money to do something that is supposed to be fun. It doesn't matter at all if it shows up on stream, it's the principle of having it on your page and the implications it brings.

In fact, it makes you a sheep if you are doing it just because everyone else is.

>>122656405
What is the name of that grill.
I have seen her in a x video.

>>122670392
literal cluck

>>122670392
mistress T

>>122670336
>thinking that calling people sheep is a good argument
>being this autistic

>>122657386
donationfags are still butthurt that they are off the list

>>122670525
You failed to debate any of my points.

Fuck off donationfag this is embarrassing.

>>122657997
>nobody really gave a shit
nice revisionism from the classic circlejerk

>>122670638
I don't debate with retards who's opinions debate themselves

The donation fag butthurt is glorious, stay removed, stay scummy, and stay out of the thread.

>>122665971
>this post is picking up
nice

I bet out of all the people crying about donations in this thread, 2 of them speedrun. SRG should be speedrunners only, past and present. No shitters allowed.

>>122670764
Tell me the reason for having a donation button other than you want free money for playing video games.

What kind of service are you providing that you deserve to be paid for streaming video games?

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Reminder to exercise regularly, it will keep you more focused on your speedgames.

>>122670948
Are you really this stupid? Entertainment, my friend. People only pay if they want to.

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>>122671040
>Entertainment

>>122671040
do you really consider someone streaming their stupid fucking memegame for two hours entertainment? why does someone like pyatters feel they deserve to have money thrown at them for what they do?

i can understand someone like lirik who buys every single new game and streams them daily like it's a job but every faggot out there doesn't need one

>>122657890
>>122657997
who is we?

>>122671040
>Entertainment, my friend. People only pay if they want to.
Why don't you jews just say you want free money. Go ahead and say it. You are not some "content creator" that does anything remotely like work. All you are doing is booting you computer up, hitting stream, and talking over video games. Like why skirt around the subject saying shit like this when it is clear you want free money?

>>122670521
i spilled so much sperm to her.

>>122672472
what do you mean by "you jews"?

>>122672472
I can find you a thousand streams with 0 viewers with donation buttons. They aren't getting donations, who cares. The ones who get donations are the ones that provide entertainment ~

>>122672543
same

>>122672637
why did you spoiler?

>>122672472
word

>>122672631
>They aren't getting donations, who cares.
It's the principle. How typical of a jew to say it matters how much they make. I can see where your principles lie clearly now.

>>122672631
>I can find you a thousand streams with 0 viewers with donation buttons.
go ahead, get crackin on that list

>>122672631
I can also think of many streams that regularly crack 100 viewers with no donate button

>>122673224
Imagine being so pathetic you stream for six hours a day and don't ask for free money

where the FUCK is slayer

>>122658000
TRIPS CONFIRMS IT

>>122673363
in my bed

jodistoni is on a pretty good pace right now

>>122673362
>Imagine being so pathetic you stream for six hours a day and don't ask for free money
yeah I know man, imagine the horror of having fun playing video games and talking to people without begging them for a new keyboard or your next dragon dildo

>>122673409
cumcrab.....

If you think about it the donationfags are a minority in gaming. It's only a thing on Twitch. Speedrunning is directly connected to Twitch so I would say it is now a minority to be a speedrunner without a donate button.

Normal people just buy games and play them without thinking about streaming. This problem only exists because of twitch and it's culture of money pandering

g-guys please give me money so I don't have to go out and look for a job and move out of my mom's house......

>>122673990
I'm curious if you include every single person that qualifies as an active speedrunner (including extremely lesser known ones) then what's the ratio of donation button and/or external link to donate versus not having either

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>>122673990
>Speedrunning is directly connected to Twitch

>>122674307
but it is when submitting times requires a vod as proof
unless you want to keep 20-30GB of video sitting around on your hard drive

Oh damn, Beaststone did the first mistake 1 hour and 5 minutes into the run, still a really good pace though. :)

>>122674273
not entirely sure what point i was trying to make.

and regarding you thoughts about the ratio i dont think anyone is autistic enough to gather data. from personal experience a stream is more likely to have a donate button than not.

donations are a part of twitch culture and going to stay in speedrunning from now on. if you want to avoid it go back to playing games normally and not caring about streaming.

>>122674307
what a disgusting creature

>>122669120
He aint da 1 who started it doe

>>122674485
yay external terabytes

doe doe doe doe tho

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>>122674485
>but it is

>>122674307
I love how classically, comically ugly this kid is. He looks like fucking Gargamel.

>>122674485
what the fuck is this faggotry, if I had my way twitch vods wouldn't count as proof

>>122674992
Based SpeedDemosArchive

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>holds opinions like this
>now begging for money to attend the event hosted by sda people
lmao yashi is in the same boat. you go back on your words constantly

>>122675162
he seems like a massive faggot, what is the surprise

>>122675162
>Memeble Crew are whiny passive-aggressive betas
What else is new m8

>>122675162
preach

>>122675162
reminder that this guy is fucking adrian right now

Jodi's run really fell apart in Spirit Temple. It was a truly godlike pace, but now WR is impossible. But I will still root for Jodi to get a PB.

If SDA bans you for some harmless chrono nigger joke you laugh at them and say you are not going to support that shit if that is how they treat runners

You then beg to be unbanned from their marathons

You then beg for a trip to attend and play for them

If you are going to constantly shit talk gdq and uyama for being jews why you gotta be jews yourselves

only way i would have a shred of respect for you yashi is if you dropped this whole mumble crew marathon and said fuck it. those fags are using you to organize it anyways

http://vocaroo.com/i/s10ekiXmQiNl

OH NO! The fish RNG trolled Beaststone. ;_;
The only reason I don't burst out in tears right now is that I know he will get it eventually, he has been a complete BEAST these past few days and WR is inevitable!

>>122675648
>Losing respect for someone who is already the living embodiment of a joke
>Using Yashit for anything, let alone organizing a marathon
This whole thing is an endless stream of keks

Haha

I did some looking into what normal people think of twitch donations and found this

https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/3jy6m8/yes_im_the_guy_who_donates_a_lot_of_money_on/

gives a perspective on what people who arent speedrun shits think of it

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>>122676583

>>122675162
>fucking someone else's girl
should this faggot be talking shit about integrity?

>>122675910
Holy shit you nailed the stream monster impression perfectly.

>>122676583
>Hey man! My parents worked hard for their money and I'm glad to one day I'll be able to continue their work. I didn't inherit anything I worked for it.

Dude fucking rich people baka, their wealth will be squandered by their kek sons. Of course the system of creating money by loaning it will destroy any wealth they had in 50 years.

>>122677707
A girl can't be another girl's girl doe

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>oasiz streams again after a year or so
>it's fucking beezy

*streams*
Hey give me money!!!

be honest... if i streamed would anyone even donate?

*stream monsters*
Hey give me mod!!!

>>122679925
uhhhh ur gonna have to donate at least $15 for that lmao

>>122678138
These are the kind of people who donate. Throwing away their parents money. No normal people throw money at video game streamers.

the only person i would give my money to is caracarn

i'd give him my undying devotion

>taylortot isnt even running in the mumble crew marathon to give him money
>he is the "backup" runner
this marathon is sounding more and more like adrian giving the succ

i for one have a donate button because sometimes money appears in my paypal account and i can buy wendys, a game, or a new piece of streaming equipment

i guess you guys can keep being mad tho

>>122677707
the whole mumble crew is full of douchebags. they are like the jocks of the speedrun community except they are all overweight slobs

>>122680308
That's fine, and this makes you a degenerate peice of shit who isn't welcome here, and that's fine too.

*has vertical splits on stream despite playing a 16:9 game*

>>122680308
In the end a donate button is indicative to what kind of person you are. I'll live with your choice because there are more important things to worry about, but this is an opportunity for you to improve yourself.

Wish headcrab left :/

>>122681975
but he's soooooo cuuuuuuuute :3c

The long-short of it is accepting donations doesn't follow my belief system. I don't have any objective way of putting it, but to me accepting donations for a hobby is morally wrong and exploiting kids and depressed people out of money better spent elsewhere (themselves, charity, etc.). Nobody is going to convince me it's not wrong by saying stuff like, "What's wrong with making a few tips doing something you love?" because, like religion, this is just one of those things that isn't based on objective facts but instead faith and belief that humans are held to some sort of code of ethics -- be it from words of the Bible or just a wonderful understanding of the social contract needed to function as more than just individuals.

It feels like that's the majority opinion in /srg/. Maybe I'm wrong.

i wish caleb was streaming.. i need my swag upgrade :(

>>122682721
In 45 minutes senpai.

*deletes shitpost because of a typo*
*posts it again with 1 more word added*

>>122682510
It's ultimately politics and what people think is right or wrong. For me, it would be one thing if it was for a good cause like charity. But it is more often than not that people like this >>122676583 who are dealing with mental issues and throwing their parents money away to a video game streamer. You could argue that is exploitation. If it's normal people throwing their money away I couldn't really say anything about the matter.

And if only everyone could make money doing what they love. I'm all for that, but streaming video games is not the right medium and undeserving of the money it receives. Ironically I'm all for e-sports but the donation begging on Twitch is unnecessary for ultimately doing something everyone else does but live to the internet.

Hi wheres the list of people who dont belong here? I like being namedropped

>>122683247
do it yourself, nosraef

If you can't afford to go but still want to support the event you would be raising money to help the charity, not raising money for selfish reasons like having your trip paid for

Dispute this

>>122683721
Some people arent going to support the event, theyre going because they want to meet up with their speedfriends. I hate PCF but I'm still going

>>122683948
>speedfriends
the meme that never dies

>>122683721
if you can't afford to go then there's the opportunity cost of someone else being the one in that slot that can afford it. in that hypothetical case, the money of the would-be donors to you could instead donate directly to charity

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>>122683948
>financianlly supporting an event you disagree with because you are such a pathetic loser you have no irl friends and have to pay to see your e-friends

speedfriends is just a meme - guy with no speedfriends

>>122683948
Don't support an event for a cause you don't believe in. Have self respect. Why dont you fags meet up somewhere else instead of cold ass virginia every january for an event you dislike. this is pathetic i feel like your mother scolding you

>>122683948
>I hate PCF but I'm still going
s m h

speedfriends aren't real - guy who got backstabbed by speedfriends

>>122684432
everyone backstabs you in the end

speedfriends are real and they're fun to talk to online but wouldn't consider them irl friends - well-adjusted human being

Does the fact that AGDQ is for PCF affect your opinion at all? If it was for a worthy charity and someone was strictly taking funds for hotel and flight would your opinion be different?

>>122684576
word

>>122683948
you are a c u c k

>>122684780
a) who are you talking to
2) no. if you can't afford to go, don't submit.

AGDQ is in my backyard so I dont need to pay for hotel or flight. Why shouldnt I go?

>>122684967
go away nosraef

crazy how this thread is the complete opposite of the one that got deleted off reddit yesterday

i wonder if people just say they support donation marathons to save face and look like a good guy

pretty good Master Sword split for Jodenstone

>>122684967
Who said you shouldnt o_o

>>122685121
*good goyim

>>122685180
swedekeks are not speedrunning related, please leave

>>122685378
>>122685378
It is literally speedrunning.
He just made a mistake in Shadow Temple btw. :/

>>122685996
the only good oot speedrunner just came online, so I hope you're going to stop watching that trash.

join #srl-7pe40 for quake race

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>>122686116

I dont have any respect for any Oot runner besides zfg. I feel like hes the only one running the game because he loves it, not because its popular.

>>122686094
I'm not going to watch a memecategory that he only plays because of JewishGDQ.

>>122686116
could've mentioned it earlier, now I'm to lazy to download joequake

>>122686301
what a delusional post

>>122686301
>this blatant nuthugging
It's literally one of the most popular games for the 90's kids generation

it's re-release is the number one title on the wii u shop despite splatoon and other new games being on there

coupled with the fact it has the biggest bible of speedrunning shit out there it's not a surprise it would have a lot of runners

just fuck off with your zfg idol. he has a sub button, donations, and is taking money from mumble jewathon on top of it all

why is squid the poster child for grind monkey but no one mentions zfg

nigga refuses to play any other game that's not his money maker. plays that shit 8 hours a day if not more then acts like he is the penultimate expert on speedrunning everything

If you don't like donation marathons, then don't donate. It's that simple. The marathons will continue their runs even if no donations come in. Saying anything otherwise is delusional.

>>122687479
And they will go regardless of if they get the donations or not. I want to see that happen one of these times. Then again venick ran off with the money and bought computer monitors and shit and no one cared

>>122687295
because he is the only one here that puts effort into his games

>>122687050
toufool, zfg, kyle, and rawrica are all confirmed for not taking money from the marathon. shut the fuck up, nerd

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>>122687295

>>122687295
someone wanted to discredit his times after he blew someone out so they just went with that and ran with it and forced the ever loving shit out of him in the thread

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>>122687732
Fuck off m8

Who the fuck is Rawrica? Just some gamer gurl?

>Trihex will never become a cute trap
Why even live ;_;

Where is Mike?

>>122687963
just yashi tryna get his dick wet

>>122687647
>here
remember when zfg shit on people who still read /srg/?

he's made it clear he's not /srg/ so stop pretending he is so you can feel closer to your idol. he probably thinks you're retarded.

Why are donationfags so defensive? Just admit you're greedy cunts and keep doing what you're doing. Defending it as something good is laughable.

imagine bending over backwards to defend some greasy fuck who plays a zelda game as his job

>>122687908
note the "or", meaning not all of them. the list was clarifying who would be allowed to take funds, not who will

>>122688140
i was talking about squid you fag

I think Kryssstal is the monkey poster. He is obviously a revengful person who holds grudges over slight offenses. He is calling Goose a horrible person because he questioned the legitimacy of his emulator WR. He literally keeps gigantic archives of tweets and irc logs and twitch chat logs to dig up shit on people who cross him. Remember that he spent a week pondering over the most degrading possible, witty response to a harmless tweet by Squid over her logbot. And it backfired. The backlash forced him to remove his logbot and Squid to this day is regularily unfavoriting and refavoriting Kryssstal's tweet so it shows up in his follower's timeline and he made a FrankerFaceZ emote with the name TheForkies. They clearly hate each other's guts and Kryssstal is not one to give up. This kind of character assassination that is happening to Squid in these threads right now is completely in line with Kryssstal's general behavior and attitude.

>>122682510
>Exploiting kids and depressed people
This is the problem for me, personally. I've considered selling out in the past, and I've been positioned to do so several times so I'm not just saying that on principle. I think it's only acceptable if you're producing something worth paying for - a service, a structured show, a unique perspective - rather than trying to sustain a stream that acts as a stand-in for friendship for depressed or out-of-touch manchildren and children. However, the latter seems to be standard among successful streamers, because the barriers to entry for streamers are so low,
>Subscriber / donor culture, welcome to the fake friend family!
>"If I don't donate, this streamer will stop streaming full-time." mentality that Witwix makes note of in an interview
Everyone's focused on producing their own personal cult of personality, building their brand, all without actually creating anything worthwhile.

>>122688221
WHAT DOES THAT FUCKING CHANGE YOU MORON

after taylor gets his vacation the rest are getting theirs paid for with whatever is past that goal

what angle are you even going for retard

I want to fuck Rawrica!

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>>122687295
I don't think you know what "penultimate" means.

>no more comfy smrpg speedruns from pie
>last jackafur stream was oct. 11
hold me :(

reminder squid is the only real speedrunner on /srg/.

>>122688423
I used it incorrectly you are right senpai. looked it up after making the post and felt stupid

>>122688360
After Taylor, the rest is being donated to MSF. Read the tweets, you twat.

>>122684225
>decided not to go
>new regional meetup in my area next spring

fuck gdq at this point

tired of them selling speedrunning down the river for more money. anyone who agrees and still decides to go at the end of the day should check their priorities

>>122688482
And that's only because he's the only runner pathetic enough to continue to hang around this shit heap.

Every other runner associated with srg that still runs abandoned it because of just how unspeakably awful it truly is.

>>122688482
true

>>122688539
>funds go only to runners, meaning Toufool, zfg, Kyle, Rawrica, Taylor, or me. Only what's needed will be taken; the rest donated to MSF

Meaning Taylor is #1 priority
After that Toufool, zfg, kyle, rawrica, and Yashi are getting the trips paid for. Supply other tweets if you want to object that statement because im only basing it off this one

>>122688303
This sounds feasable but TheForkies was actually made by Cfb. Regardless, thanks for the reminder. I'm going to find the tweet now and bump it, because the fact that he spent an entire week just to think of a response makes it so good.

>>122688482
I speedrun though

>>122688849
no one cares about you though

>>122687534
source

>>122687479
you know some people care about things outside of themselves
just because i can choose not to eat at mcdonalds doesn't change my opinion on childhood obesity. it doesn't make the issue disappear.

>>122688849
you're probably just a meme runner

>>122688923
fuck off.

>>122688482
>implying speedrunning is real

what is /srg/'s opinion on speedrunning fangames and romhacks?

>>122687802
man i want to play some animal crossing

>>122688401
I dont blame you

>>122688430
I miss low level runs from pie. Also Jackafur grinding for 54:xx was the best time on twitch for me

>>122689079
completely fine. you are allowed to do whatever you want. it all depends on how much competition there is. if you are running an sm64 romhack because you are afraid of competition in the real game then claim to be a top runner you are in the wrong

>>122689195
Wording this, Jackafur going ham on Mischief Makers was so good.

>>122689079
Its fine for a thing to do on the side, but not if you take it too seriously and tryhard

>>122688539
I'm still waiting on the proof that the money is solely going to taylor and msf. and honestly i dont trust you fags handling money for msf. cut the donations off after taylor gets his goal and put on the rest of the marathon as a reward for the donators

>>122689079
Dumb. Just speedrun the normal game >___>

>>122689350
Then he turned into a faggot, then disappeared, then started doing Chrono Trigger, then disappeared again

>>122656479
a 2d platformer

>>122688776
https://twitter.com/YashichiDSF/status/666421138940006400

https://twitter.com/YashichiDSF/status/666423331805986816

>>122689707
>taylor who absolutely can't make it because of the anchor tied to his leg named adrian

>>122689707
>namely taylor

That still means the funds are going to the other runners. Until Yashi specifically says they are cutting off the donations after Taylor gets his goals toufool, zfg, kyle, rawrica, and him are getting funds as well.

>>122689707
hexade going in

>>122689928
the second tweet definitely implies that

>>122689707
You know you fucked up when a loser like Hexade calls you pathetic

Hexades use of pathetic is honestly pathetic

do you really think taylor is just gonna be like "hey i got all this money to go to agdq but you can't come" to adrian?

there's no fucking way that flight will only be booked for one person.

>>122688303
Holy shit squid you're paranoid mate get institutional help.

>>122690068
with all the money I wasted on english classes in college my interpretation is that taylor is the main priority

if they get $200 it is going to taylor and nothing else.

i want to see a list of donation goals and how much each person wants for transparency if zfg, toufool, etc. are indeed asking for funds after taylor is met

again, this is interpretation and i am not the one arranging this. we need a transparent response from the organizer to clarify. you could very well be correct and i in the wrong

>>122689442
What if the romhack is better than the original game?

>>122690562
>de false post assumption

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Reminder that our Reddit bois have a marathon this weekend

>>122690604
Then the original game is shit.

>>122690569
i understand your concerns and appreciate that you care so strongly for transparency in funds. if there isn't an update from yashi before his marathon, i would definitely adopt your beliefs

>>122690604
Then original is shit and you have shit taste in speedgames desu

>>122690785
fucking kill yourself

>>122689079
It's fine but I hate people who think they're hot shit because of it. You know the romhack runners that think they can do something better than real runners but are too scared to prove it in the main game.

you fucking idiots will watch both marathons and AGDQ, don't even front like you're above something when you're going to support it anyway.

reminder not to piss off an autist on twitter

>>122690875
>>122690938
So what if the original is shit? I bought Oblivion just for Nehrim and there's nothing wrong with that.

>>122691179
>tfw havent watched agdq or sgdq in 2 years
>tfw the only online marathon i watched a bit of this year has been shots fired
sorry but i AM above it all

>>122691574
goo4u

>>122691689
Then why are you even here if you dont like speedrunning?

>>122691939
>you can only like speedrunning if you like these jewy ass marathons
don't you have some subs to renew?

>>122691179
bunch of greasy nerds playing the vidya games at the beck and call of gdq llc
no gracias familia

>>122691939
but i do like speedrunning, i watch a lot of runs online and streams, i just refrain from watching degenerates

>>122691179
too busy preparing for the race war to watch marathons desu senpai

>>122691689
Word
SGDQ 13 was my last agdq watched. No regrets at all desu. I prefer watching their streams over marathons.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I4oGX1gjcx

>>122692294
All these employed people in this vocaroo, impressive.

>>122692294
>act above it all
>year later be dirt on the bottom of kryssstal's shoe begging for money
The fucking irony of it all. These are people who shit on others that did the same thing then do it themselves.

s-support our boiz! nobody from /srg/ could possibly turn out to be a degenerate!

>>122693329
Well, it's true, the only thing /srg/ bois end up turning in to is corpses______

>>122693329
the oldbois were so fucking stupid.

The majority of people who complain about donations are NEETs who live in their mom's basement and dont have to worry about any expenses. Prove me wrong

>>122693745
i live in a high rise apartment, bud.

>>122693745
you're reaching for straws. anyone is allowed to disapprove of a certain behavior. NEETs can look down on other NEETs who have others pay for their vacation

Donation fags need to accept that they are scum. There is absolutely NO defending it.

I don't feel like saving up money to attend future marathons so I'll just beg for it instead

If you can't afford AGDQ pull out and save up for next year or SGDQ. Have some dignity.

The Rookathon is happening this weekend and I am going to absolutely shame it non stop and each and every individual runner and expose them all for being scum.

>>122695102
>>122694885
>>122694784
>>122694712
shut the fuck up hexade

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It's a shame that we wont be seeing our boi patty pcull44444 at AGDQ because his donation fund was not met.

Why does he even have an agdq fund streaming mario maker which is not speedrunning nor have a game in the marathon to pull that card

just FUCK OFF

is it fun looking people straight in the eyes and telling them that you beg for money on the internet while playing video games?

what will be even more fun is when the money stops coming and you'll have to explain to your would-be employers why you haven't had a job in the last 4 years, if ever.

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remove all runners who take donations?

or remove all whinebabs and carefags?

you can only pick one.

>>122695253
bringing up a problem plaguing the community is not whinefagging

bringing up a problem is not whinefagging - a bona fide whinebab

>>122695253
Remove you desu

>>122695153
Are you in denial that more than one person thinks you are degenerate scum?

>>122695253
Whinebabs are a scourge on society in general

Bitching about small sums of money is one of the most Jewish thing you could possibly do.

>>122695374
>whining is not whining

>>122695589
I can't follow your logic that you are calling the people who disapprove of taking free money jewish. In fact it's the very opposite

>>122695194
Why is this degenerate peice of reddit cancer 'raising money' to go to AGDQ when he isn't even a speedrunner? Fucking disgusting.

>>122695253
>whining

Donation fags have been plaguing the community for a long time and it's time they fucked off. Stay mad that you got removed from the list and you will never be accepted here for being scum.

There is NO defending donation fagging. Absolutely NONE.

>>122695801
>Stay mad that you got removed from the list and you will never be accepted here for being scum.

i dont speedrun

carefags ruined this thread

>>122695941
Posts like this are made by donation fags or nuthuggers of donation fags.

How many of the last fifty posts are Hexade? He doesn't even speedrun.

I don't understand why there would ever be posts supportive of donation streams unless people really love to bait

>>122696015
That's not true, he played Sonic Heroes yesterday. Blue screened once, but he kept going

>>122696015
I'm not Hexade, I speedrun and I think donation fags need to get the fuck out.

>>122696116
hi hexade

>>122695995
Actually I really don't give a shit one way or another as long as the stream is not donation and sub alerts 24/7 like Caleb and bigjon

>>122695776
Whining passionately about tiny sums of money is super Jewish m8

>>122697134
Suck my five inch jewish cut dick!

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>streamers that call their own stream comfy in the title
you can't fucking do that!

>>122697475
If they want to admit its boring then there's nothing wrong with that desu.

>>122697689
>stream is boring without alerts and streamer yelling

yeah okay

Is FairHeadcrab gonna stream today? She's my favorite streamer >///<

>>122697881
Seriously Headcrab you need to shut the fuck up

>>122697881
>doesn't speedrun
>streams himself shitposting on 4chan
>streams edgy hentai to get banned on purpose just to make a new account the next day
Cliquefags, fuck off. You constantly shit on Slayer for not speedrunning but still support this degenerate.

>>122698279
dude, it's not a cliquefag. it's literally just headcrab

>>122698279
he still gets more viewers than me lmao

I'm fucking bored, anyone want to recommend an entertaining TAS to watch to stave off my inevitable suicide?

>>122698773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBEl_K8YGGs&list=PL__6jUdEsJ1JldLVlRbVID934L3LWKOt8

This TAS is as dank as it gets family.

To give perspective on the people defending donationfags it's namely Yarumasi and Nosraef.

>>122698773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTEMiGmqt0g

Speaking of tas. I saw someone streaming their tasing live yesterday.
That looks even more autistic than actual speedrunning desu.

who the fuck is skeleton bill

>>122699896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoBaBsSvOKI

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>>122699896

Name one person more above something than /srg/ is above money in speedrunning. Protip: you can't.

>>122700318
>protip
how gay are you?

>>122699896
a homosexual normie who used to attention whore here

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>>122700318
>pic related

If you could fight one speedrunner, who would it be and why?

Splicing a record is OK, as long as you do it to beat a donationfag.

>>122700549
you

>>122700549
bene

>>122700549
beneziaa

Anyone else absolutely disgusted with the population replacement that's happening in Europe right now?

>>122700695
>>122700775
>speedrunner

>>122700549
me

The squid clique is mad at popular speedrunners for making money because they have none to give to their master. You can see how jealous squid is of more successful runners from his autistic crusade against name changing.

>>122700997
you're just making them more based in my eyes desu

>>122700313
>you'll never talk about making human cheese from titty milk with skeletonbill again

>>122701110
"I would sell out if I could"

>>122700997
he is against all kind of scum. based af

>>122700495
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fhzURh0X7R

>>122697881
im not a girl. I might stream later today idk why anyone would watch my stream anyways its p boring.

>>122701189
never say never

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>>122701615

>>122701661
>im not a girl
dropped

>>122701786
o_o

>>122701661
shut up and stream faggot

>>122701916
o_o

>>122701615
Real talk: Is Cook legit autistic? How can you possibly tell others how to "handle the banter" when you cried about /srg/ posts in smash the record's chat. No one can be this dumb. I swear all he does is regurgitate words he sees on /srg/.

>>122702004
He is a fucking faggot. He also doesn't speedrun

>>122702004
he's pretty spergy but I love him regardless

>>122701969
<3

>>122702159
Being petty and behaving like a woman are not genuine qualities to love. Talk about this shit he's been pulling lately if you care about him

>yashichi subscribed for 19 months in a row!

>>122702309
back away from my bf please

>>122702479
I think the problem is that you're not subbed to zfg.

>>122702317
how you gonna tell someone who they can and can't like?

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>>122702159
no need to spread it around even more now

i'm thinking about creating an arbitrary category

>>122701661
stream boku no pico

I'm glad the donation whiners are promoting marathons like Rookathon and Mumble Crew Marathon.
>>122695102
This anon even reminded us! Remember to donate.

>>122703142
i dont want to get my college banned from twitch :/

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>Considering your presence alone will hardly bring in the amount of money for the charity AGDQ is working for, don't you think it's a bit absurd to request such a large sum of money? Your viewers' money is much better spent elsewhere. The fact that your viewers are willing to throw money at you for your bullshit thanks sickens me. But the fact that you encourage this behavior is disgusting. Venomous, even. People like you are popping up all over the place, using your shitty gimmicks like face cam and donation bars. It's stupid.

http://pastebin.com/nL0wVSx1

>>122703271
hitbox

>>122703271
do it. some of them might be speedrunners.

>>122703337
i dont have it dled on this computer and cant torrent :l

>>122703319
Nice blast from the past

>>122703417
dude don't stream that shit c'mon.

>>122703525
why not senpai

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>pretends to not read the thread

>>122703560
quit trying to be le ebin meme streamster and be yourself

>>122703319
Pathetic.

>>122703525
because you have other games to play

>>122703560
>>122703690
this was meant 4u btw

Which speedclique is /srg/ the most tsundere for? I vote the squid clique. Half of them aren't even >our bois anymore with the whole cronipurge, but we secretly love every single member.

>>122703651
but its fun to stream it :\

>>122703883
the headcrab clique is definitely the winner

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>>122703319

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Is there even a way to completely rid the community of donationfags? It's become so ingrained with speedrunning and streaming in general at this point that I can't imagine what would have to happen to make people think it's wrong to accept donations.

>>122703883
just because you like a few doesn't mean you like the rest.

>>122704309
>to make people think it's wrong to accept donations.
That is like convincing someone to change their religious background.

>>122703914
stream something

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>>122704309
contact the IRS. they are forced to report that income, but most do not unless they receive over $10,000 a year when they are forced to. this is especially relevant to partner streamers because streaming is their "job".

>>122704462
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
>>122704597
An extreme way to go about it, but that could definitely work.

>>122704521
something h preferrably

>>122704820
no. something spooky.

you know what i mean...

>>122701189
is it that time
>you'll never discuss the finer points of dolphin rape caves with bill again

>>122705212
bnigger...

>>122700313
>pollution, war, rich people, murder

>>>/edgy/

>>122703319
ooooh shit i forgot about this
lmaooo

>>122689079
You can't speedrun indie games.
You can't speedrun party games.
You can't speedrun fan games.
You can't speedrun sports games.
You can't speedrun fighting games.
You can't speedrun racing games.
You can't speedrun mobile games.
You can't speedrun turn-based role-playing games.
You can't speedrun sandbox games.
You can't speedrun real-time strategy games.

You can speedrun first-person shooters.
You can speedrun platforming games.
You can speedrun action role-playing games.
You can speedrun action-adventure games.
You can speedrun Christian games.

>>122680423
Yeah the real bois that run this shit are the Onion Bros. RingRush has us all by the balls and we don't even know it.

>>122705880
You can't Speedrun.

>>122706007
both keeta and venick have raised money to go to GDQs and used the funds to buy computers

>>122706317
I thought Keeta got his computer from some money he got as a graduation gift?

http://pastebin.com/Ma62MYKq

>taylor: accepting enough to cover plane ticket
If it's only for one person, why doesn't your crew pay for his fucking plane ticket themselves? how much is the plane ticket from where he lives? $600? that's $100 from each of you.

>>122706661
because the rest of it goes to charity

>>122706661
All of the memeble crew's cash goes towards grease sponges for ZFG. It's the only way they can contain it enough for him to be even remotely presentable in public.

Reddit are the liberals. They feel like they are doing a good thing by bailing out someone who needs money.

/srg/ are the conservatives. They feel like someone should pay for shit themselves and not have others bail them out financially.

This is just like how America deals with blacks. Do you give the niggers a handout or do you make them work to provide for themselves?

Through this analogy taylortotftw and the rookery are niggers

>>122706716
it's not even the same charity as the one you are sending him to support. what kind of hypocritical bullshit is this?

>>122706930
how the fuck is this hypocrisy? pcf sucks ass

>>122706982
>sending yo crew out to support a prevent cancer foundation event
>not even supporting the charity itself

hello?

>>122706856
>reddit is liberal and 4chan is conservative even when the situation is not directly correlated to politics
it's almost like destiny.

>>122707096
by being there you support the charity

listen here fucker, have any PCF locations been blown up recently? no. suck my dick

>>122706982
>PCF sucks ass
>hey guys, we need $1000 to send taylor to AGDQ to raise money for PCF

just admit you are raising money for a free vacation. you already dragged the mumble crew through enough shit with this. just accept being a degenerate sellout clique and move on.

>>122707096
PCF is hardly a charity. Most of the money goes towards ads to promote themselves and staff pay, hardly any of it goes towards actual things that matter. It's really easy to dupe people when you make a "charity" based around such a touchy, emotional subject though.

>>122707140
I think it has a lot to do with anonymity. Everyone is sick of Islam's shit but the liberals say to be tolerant on social media to make themselves look like accepting people

>>122707290
i'm aware of that but you are raising funds to send someone out to a pcf event.

i'm all for raising money to help msf but this whole thing seems hypocritical and just admit you are giving taylor a vacation already

>>122707297
Hail victory friend

>>122707459
>just admit my projections are true
Fuck off.

Reminder to shame the shit out of donationfags #MakeSpeedrunningGreatAgain

>>122707459
if i were them i would admit to the free vacation. that's less scummy than admitting to supporting PCF. i would then also not show up for my run at agdq for icing on the cake.

>>122678138
>baka
1/10 troll there kiddo

>>122707556
I'm being honest as fuck. You can label me as a projectionist while plugging your ears and covering your eyes but know you are a filthy jew

I hope you aren't this stupid yashi. you know this shit's fucked based on everything you said in the past. you're in a predicament where everyone else is paying for their trips and all so you dont want to bail and i understand that. this shit better not be an annual thing like the collectafags

>>122707720
smdh @ you

>>122707939
what the fuck are you going to do about it if it does?

>>122707939
you're still projecting, retard. if you're talking about the stanzi pastebin, that was because stanzi was taking way too much money and didn't even have a run. this marathon is taking exactly what is needed for someone with a run. it's not the same thing

>>122707939
reminder it went from all of the mumble crew wanting the money to just taylor because of the backlash they are getting. taylor can't back out because he needs to feed the succubi or his soul is lost forever.