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TF2 ONLY EDITION
ANYTHING ELSE FUCK OFF

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails?id=158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: trade.tf bazaar.tf backpack.tf./classifieds tf2outpost.com
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: trade.tf backpack.tf
Scrapbanking: scrapbank.me scrapwh.com scrap.tf
Betting: saloon.tf

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
Casual 6v6: steamcommunity.com/groups/vgsixes

>IRC
>Fuck off
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post the best class (engineer)
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rate my military dudes
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i love tf2g cuteboys
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http://bazaar.tf/trade/1106681
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/520609

new crafts and new raffles soon

this week?
tomorrow?
mid-2016?

who knows
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>>122605886
i get what you were going for with painting the ornament armament green but it still looks like christmas baubles
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will matchmaking breathe life into this general or will it be it be a bust
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>>122605761
>

>>122606019
gonna have to agree with you there, bruv
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>This shit got nominated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QESR_9IB6mY
Saxxies are dead.
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>>122605761
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>>122605761
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>>122605761
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soon
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>>122605761
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>>122605761
engineer: hippie kayak
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>>122607415
momo butt
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:t
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look at this nerd
http://steamcommunity com/id/palmdesert
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>>122606813
needs an aida craft
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>>122606813
>>>122606019
>gonna have to agree with you there, bruv


what about me
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>>122605761
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Shit posts are slowly brainwashing me to think the way you compose your sentences. What I read, I'm forced to think of what you wrote.

The boots of ball kicking are my favorite hat.
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i think kiriikp was in my dream last night
we were sitting at a table and she talked about her phone or something
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>>122609291
Am I having a stroke
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>>122609346
no that was me
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>>122607138

>This didn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqNL6W-v89Y
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>>122609440
oh
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I had a dream I played tf2 with my friends

Then I woke up and realized my friends don't play tf2 anymore
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>>122609712
I expected you to wake up and realize you had no friends
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So...
>Diablo 3 promised a patch weeks later
>Kinda bored of KF1 and feeling like giving a break
What awaits me at TF2 if I return?
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>>122610274
kissies :*
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>>122610274
fun awaits you
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I am awaited in Valhalla
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>>122610274
Knowledge that everyone in /tf2g/ got better and you can play with them to quickly catch up?
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>>122611568
Who is tf2g's best player, actually?
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>>122611635
pamphlet
anyone who answers otherwise hasnt been here long enough
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>>122611804
He did really well in ESEA Invite this season, didn't know he browses here
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>>122612003
yep, hes on the resident tf2g mumbles highlander team as well
topfrags every game ofc
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>>122610219
Sorry to disappoint you
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>>122612079
>>122608853
I was around when you guys were PDF, did you guys play this season or did you form as another team?
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>>122612406
pdf is a different team
thetime is the mumble team iirc
also im on pdf and were playing 6s, its fuckin awful because theres at least 2 nonames every week on the team and 2 players have to carry us to a narrow loss
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>>122612332
Don't worry one of us already wakes up to realize he has no friends

Blaztar
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>>122612406
PDF is still a thing, but a different thing. Some guys broke off to form a serious team after their season after realizing the real skill level of everyone here.

>>122612528
Engio apparently got all the good players together for this week so that won't happen again.
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>>122612714
oh SHIT whos up
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I want to form a noname literal who garbage team
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>>122612759
26dollar
Danny
Saturn
Zed
and then Pistachio because nobody else would play Medic.

He's leaving the 6th slot open to anyone who can stream it.
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>>122612925
what the h*ck why am i not on there
i play EVERY fucking week
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i wish i was good like 26dollar
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>>122612973
Just ask engio about it I'm sure he won't refuse you.
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>>122606640
>inb4 tf2g autismo team
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>>122613087
im just OFFENDED that im not on the good player list after performing pretty well every game
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>>122612925
I-I-I-I can medic..

But not for you
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>>122612714
>pdf
>serious
>A steel team with no communication or class rules
>serious

What
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>>122613173
You could be good but some of the members on the PDF like Saturn are so far up I'm surprised they let them roster.
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>tfw one of my ex-guildmates died of cancer today
>tfw all of you are going to die of something someday
>tfw some of you might die before competitive matchmaking

get me off this mortal coil
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>>122613465
Different team. PDF still is and probably always will be a joke team.
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We need CS style clan tags in TF2. I'm tired of having to put my tag IN my name, and confusing people in other games. Also, how will uninitiated scrubs learn to roll out? How will they learn medic's heal order on spawn? How will Medics rank up if it can't be based on individual performance through damage?
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>>122613494
people die
this just in water is wet
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thanks for giving me some insight on the tf2g ugc teams, i'm actually this person (>>122608853) so its nice to see not everybody on a board i like thinks ugc is too terrible to play in
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>>122613620
Oh now I understand what you mean.

Alright that makes sense.
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I report medics that pop uber early.
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>200 hours and unboxed a 7-key strange cosmetic
>knows its price

Jewing is dead. Thanks, backpack.tf
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>>122614194
sometimes the medic has no choice
you suck
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i suck


*sucks*
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>>122614960
i suck scout butts
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>>122614194
learn to protect your med
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>>122614194
>Scout is in melee distance
>Scattergun pointed at my face
>I can see the [advanced] Kill a Medic in his eyes
>I'm at 40hp

You're goddamn right I'm, m2ing.
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>>122614329
>Not the community market
At least it spares us the autism that is trading though.
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>>122614194
If bet you're one of those Heavy mains who think the medic should pocket them because they are a heavy even though Demoman is probably the best to pocket then soldier after him. Stop blaming your medic for your own fault you fatass
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>class limits probably in matchmaking
>valve probably going to use old archaic limits like 1 demo

will not play if they limit demo to 1 or other stupid limits
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>>122615996
ok
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>>122615996
>Increase Demoman limit
>You just get more Demomen
>Set Demoman limit to 5
>You have 5 Demomen every match unless you increase the Medic count
I really want to play this meta.
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>>122616113
>enemy team switches to counter

wow so hard
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>>122616167
>enemy team countering 5 sticky traps
>5 loose cannons
>on gullywash

lol
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>>122616167
>Enemy team switches to Scout
>Scout goes on a Demoman
>There's another Demoman at midrange
>Scout dies
>You still have to deal with 2 Demomen

>>122616258
Oh god mid would be a clusterfuck
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>>122616258
oh wow actual competition
>>122616341
scout has teammates
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>>122616404
ok
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>airblast drags me straight up when i'm mid air removes all momentum
>disables my second jump as scout

can some one fucking assassinate the disgusting tumblr pyro main that works at valve
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>>122616404
>2 Scouts go on 2 Demomen
>The Demomen turn to their buddy
>Both Scouts are dead
>All power classes melt because 100 damage bombs that can miss entirely and still splash thanks to airdetonation
Great plan.
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>>122616113
>increase medic count
You're implying people actually want to play medic. I mean I basically only play medic but there isn't that many people who usually are willing to play medic
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>>122616631
>this mattering after the sticky nerf
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>>122616848
5 demomen is a lot of projectiles
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>>122616848
>Instantly fired and detonated stickybombs still have 85% of their full blast radius
>and deal 100% damage
>Nerf
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>>122616848
fucking this. why is the 1 demo limit still in 6v6 today. he's been nerfed 5 or more times since the limit was voted on.

time to move on retards
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>>122617272
why don't you go on tf.tv and argue for a change in the 6v6 meta
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>>122617140
they don't deal 100% damage you stupid nigger, they can only deal full damage after sticking to surface and 1 second after that they do full damage
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>>122617397
That was removed after literally everyone who played competitive to any extent complained.
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>>122617372
faggot
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>>122617361
yeah because it will be so fun to see an arbitrary class limit in-game made official thanks to a circlejerk enforcing it

>>122617459
that's not the same nerf even you fucking ape
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>>122617562
lol

a lot of the people that came up with the demo limit don't even play anymore

what div are you? surely if you're in a higher div and present your opinion in an educated, respectful manner people may consider it

you'll probably just continue to complain on a bangladeshi imageboard tho
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>boy asks "why there can only be one demo" while in matchmaking
>you see literally 7 years ago demo was very strong. since then the limit has been 1 even though he's been nerfed to shit now

hope you realize how fucking stale games will be with shitty class limits forcing everyone to play the class they chose for an hour or however they make it work, before it's too late

>>122617829
i won't because i know how much the circlejerk will just shit down on it without even considering it

at least here i can relieve myself and call you all faggots
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i miss tf2, its been a year or so.
but srsly engi? lame af
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>>122617562
December 22, 2014 Patch (Smissmas 2014)
>Stickybombs that detonate in the air now have a radius ramp up, starting at 85% at base arm time (0.8s) going back to 100% over 2 seconds. Stickybombs that touch the world will have full radius.
>Stickybombs now have a more visible trail while traveling through the air.
>Stickybombs arm particle is slightly more visible.
>Stickybombs now have the same base blast radius as rockets. Changed from 159Hu to 146Hu.
Unless you're talking about the ancient rampup change which doesn't even remotely affect the listed scenarios.
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consider this when the limit was decided

crits literally random crits were still in, sticky crits were fucking ridiculous back then
nearly double ammo
sticky did full 130~ damage regardless of detonation time, or if the sticky is mid-air or on ground
grenade launcher did more damage, could oneshot scouts
both weapons had spread and did more damage
sticky had less detonation time/more dps
less self-damage

>>122618258
not this one, lookup the patch that made stickies do less damage if detonated within a certain radius, and that wasn't the only sticky nerf anyway
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>>122618537
That's the rampup change. Stickies went from 125% at point blank to 110% akin to rockets. Please note the 0.8 second arm time which means they would be at 110% range anyway unless it bounced off something.
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>>122617140
>>122618258
>>122618537
Don't forget the nerf that made damage falloff apply to stickybombs. For a moment gun mettle reverted the change by accident and let me tell you there was a very noticeable ramp-up in sticky dps from that mistake.
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>>122618773
no, i mean a nerf years ago that made stickies not do full damage within 512 hammer units i think regardless of anything else
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>>122618923
...The rampup nerf.
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/February_16,_2009_Patch
>Sticky bombs now get a reduced close range damage ramp up (like Rocket Launcher & Syringe Gun)
>Ultimately reduces damage done by sticky bombs to enemies <512 units from the Demoman
and it was actually from 150% to 120%. Note that it doesn't scale from 120%, it's just capped at 120%.
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>>122619210
o_0
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>>122619207
yeah. and whatever other nerfs. what i meant was stickies did 130 whatever damage regardless. they just did when you exploded them on people near center of splash, and the radius was fuckhuge as well. compared to now it's fucking nothing, stickies do what 60 damage at that range now?
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anyone has the pic of the engineer with the text "texan raging erection"?
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>>122618537
oh also stickies were indestructible. the demo nerf list is so fucking huge since the limit was decided.
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>>122619430
The first nerf listed on the wiki is the reserve ammo from 40 to 24. Any nerfs before that (and I know there were nerfs before too, arm time and the like) are irrelevant because none of the current leagues ran TF2 back then. UGC even tried "2 of every class including Demo and Medic" in season 1 of 6v6. You know what happened? 2 Demomen 2 Medics every game.
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>>122619430
30 is the absolute minimum damage a stickybomb can possibly inflict (maximum falloff with maximum target/bomb distance). They still have base 120 damage that ramps up to 144.
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Anyone for lobby EU? We've been waiting for it to fill for some time now
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>>122620435
I'm American you don't want to play with me
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>>122620241
they do not do 138 damage after 0.7s within 512 radius which they did before ok
>>122619953
class limit of 2
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>>122620768
They still can deal 138 damage can't you read or even do basic math?
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>>122620496
I do! Most east coast americans get around 80 ping in EU servers wich is very good considering you are connecting through cables that go literally under the sea
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>>122620768
Yes, when every class was limited to 2 every team ran 2 Demomen at all times unconditionally. If you ran anything else you lost. It was that simple. Before stickybombs had falloff (like you said) their damage was capped at 120, but since Valve added the feature you say *prevents* 130 damage stickybomb, it was quite rather the contrary, rampup and falloff made 130 damage stickybombs possible in the forst place.
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>>122620940
yes, after 1.7 seconds? otherwise they do less
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post old shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r34nhIzG01U
your first fragmovies or videos that you really liked when you started playing comp
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>>122621564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T912iRmBUs
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>>122621564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqR513Cgs-E
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Does anyone have the unusual effect tiers picture?
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>>122622623
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>>122622307
i think i know that "davis" guy who has the first highlight after the intro
do you know what version of viaduct is being played at 2:00 ?
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>>122622806
Thanks pal
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>>122622853
i don't really remember, sorry

and yeah davis is an old name also went by cwo0t or something a long time ago
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>>122622937
also that was one of the earliest versions of "product" since s8 was the last season where regular viaduct
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>>122621564
this was one of the first movies i saw when i decided to start playing lobbies and mixes
I remember having no idea what "fanom" or "esea" was but loving it
Felt really excited to play TF2 everytime i watched it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENruOrM01CQ

>>122623075
gotcha
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Raffle?
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>>122624338
No, Demoman and Pyro have the worst
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>>122624537
I don't know, pyro has a lot of different options compared to the 2 that demo has
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>>122624598
Yeah, but the worse pyro items are leagues more terrible than the worse demo items.
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>>122624682
I like variety over the same ol same ol though desu senpai
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>>122613674
I also have my own 6s team with 3 tf2gs
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twitch/teamfortresstv

froyotech looking good
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i want to return
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>>122626009
that's a lot of hours
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take the body shot
yes/no
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>>122625472
as always dude
as always
kind of stale, just like the whole Epsilon situation in Europe
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>>122626251
yes
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>>122626251
if you're using anything but stock yeah
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>>122626178
i will become 1st demo eu in matchmaking
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>>122626531
who are you
are you in high?
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>>122625472
Wow how is the edgy `name meme still alive
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>>122626725
i was best demo 2009-10
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>>122626865
Post id
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>>122627051
id/basketballin
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guys let me lay out some truth about the upcoming matchmaking.

you're not going to like it at all. there are only two ways valve can go about it and both will be pretty bad.

either you queue as the class you want to play. the time to find a match will be ridiculous. tf2 doesn't have that many players.

or decide classes in-game which will be a fuckfest.

:( rip tf2...
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>>122627167
i thought you said you were european
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>>122626865
Are you okrainbows1?
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Team SoloUber looking good
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>>122627528
no ur a peon
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no refugees please
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>>122627542
i won't tell why do you think i'm posting here duh, i'll give you a hint

i was responsible for one stickybomber nerf
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hey are refugees allowed here thanks
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>>122627668
owned
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>>122627756
which refugees

are you a FAg
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>>122627756
NO REFUGEES PLEASE
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>>122627748
I just thought I recognized you from the hours, but the guy I'm thinking of has more. Sorry bout that
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Who would you draft for a /tf2g/ matchmaking team? I'd personally go with:

> Saturn (Scout)
> Oph (Sniper)
> 26dollar (Soldier)
> *bitch (Pyro)
> Pamphlet (Demo)
> (You) (Medic)
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Hey somebody wants to trade a burning flames Little Buddy for my vivid plasma co pilot. What do I do pls
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stay safe /tf2g/
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>>122628038
>little buddy
you tell him to fuck right off
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>>122628037
Dotsy should play scout
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spawnkilling is fun
i almost feel bad about completely ruining the game for the enemy team but then i realise that i shouldnt care so much
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>>122628038
little buddy is one of the best pyro hats but if you're speaking strictly in terms of profit then probably not
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>>122628323
what the fuck is there else to do? no community servers, nowhere to play for a challenge. every time i get onto a valve server it ends up with me spawncamping because that's just how it goes

valve killed this game with their "official servers". killed their own fucking game
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>>122628323
>two snipers stand in back
>one engineer with a decently place sentry
>heavy/medic combo
>phlog shitter spamming flares then mmphing at the doors
>2 soldiers and 2 demos spamming every door
>one spy to backstab people not paying attention

I hate this game so much
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>>122628487
Just play on TFP4 like the rest of the people who are steel or higher.

Don't forget to turn off sprays.
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>>122628620
what's that?
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>>122628620
you can't turn off names and avatars

>>122628643
the furry pound, the last of the arguably decent community servers
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>>122628702
oh furry pound
i was permanently banned on that 2 years ago for being too good as sniper
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>>122628742
yeah I've gotten banned from a lot of them from using the various glitches that happened over the years
like the last time when you could equip primary weapons in any slot
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>>122628487
the endgame is and has always been playing comp
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Froyo takes the first map. Benny shills out and buys an unusual tryhard exquisite rack and Australium rocket launcher
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>be pyro in pub servers
>still the first to mid
>see heavy being ubered
>he walks into a deathpit as his medic just stands there slowly analyzing the situation
Wow.
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>>122629373
my demo outfit is more golden than those demos
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>>122629391
cp_steel is a pretty fun map
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>take someone's aussie rocket launcher
>it has pro kit on it
>walking around using someone else's 200 dollar item
feels so good
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here we go....
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>>122629516
you will lose your bet

feel free to call me a faggot if woodpig wins though
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>>122629516
you didnt need those keys anyway
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>>122629516
I'll pray for you.
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tf2
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what the fuck at these literally unsolvable new captchas for reporting posts
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>>122630094
essubju dayiscec
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>>122630094
this guy reports posts
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>>122630198
no even if you get the easy ones and type it right it says wrong
>>122630228
and u avoid bans
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>>122630303
i dont get banned that often fucko
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>>122630375
lmao that picture dawg im gonna spill your brains all over the patio
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Holy shit froyo's getting so outplayed on granary
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>>122629516
RIP keys
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why isnt hitmans heatmaker used in comp? isnt it an upgrade over stock?
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>>122631030
no

150 bodyshots can be pretty useful + no trai
l
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>>122631030
the focus is really only useful for countersniping, so it doesn't help much outside of when the other team is running a sniper
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>you will never play on the Fortress of Faptitude again
>you will never play on Idort's again
>you will never shitpost on Fighting Amphibians again
>>
>>122631279
I still don't have my Kalkoins
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>>122631402
>tfw i had some of the most kalkincash but still couldnt afford the signed picture
>>
Why are the saxxys so shit this year?
>>
>>122631656
Why are your posts so shit in general?
>>
>>122631279
>you will never check ubercharged.net for new posts
>you will never be able to play in their server again
>you will never see good OC again in VanillaTF2.org
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>>122631841
Why is this general so shit
>>
>>122631974
We are not. Just you.
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>>122631656
i haven't even watched any of the entries
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>>122632009
Same
Little to no motivation anymore
>>
kill the mathackers
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>>122632009
>>122632231

Well there are some good ones to watch, i can say that not everything needs a good animation to be good.
>>
>>122632009
you havent seen any of them?
have you been living under a rock?
they are pretty great! im really excited for this year's saxxys! more than last year
this is my personal favorite so far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqSyibSPq5w
>>
I am BARKING MAD right now.

I need to KILL something to take my mind off how BARKING MAD I am right now.
>>
Froyo lost granary. 1-1 now last round on metalworks :o
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>>122632330
Turbulence got fucked by the time limit. Although it could have been rescripted to flow nicer at the end, I can understand why the producer didn't want to go through making extra scenes and then cut several.
>>
>>122632565
yeah it could have used a better ending that wasnt "lol random snipa xd"
this one is pretty good too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnPoOHRvVc8
whats your favorite saxxy entry?
>>
>>122632547
nobody cares about these cancerwhos playing compshit so stop the updates
>>
>>122632957
you stop the updates
>>
>>122632842
Well i liked many of them so far, but this one is one of my favorites: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeA9wDhjWDc

(also im not that anon)
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>>122632330
i'm sure that they're great, they get better every year
i just can't find it in me to care
i used to get so excited for the saxxies
what happened
>>
Froyo looking okay
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>>122632957
i dont mind his updates
dont follow ESEA actively but its nice to see whats going on
just because you dont know comp doesnt mean its shit
>>
>>122632957
they are not cancerwhos they are more relevant than u
>>
on one hand tsu is a bunch of cry babies and shitters
on the other b4nny is on froyo
what do
>>
>>122633176
i always prefer the underdogs to win
>>
the overdog is my favorite
>>
>>122633254
its not that they are the underdogs.
froyo winning again would be just boring
hopefully they switch completely to overwatch and let some new talent take their place
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>be doing well
>ping goes up
>do bad
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>>122633493
>let new talent take their place

there isn't any though, tf2 comp will die.
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It's that time again.

Reply to this post with the names of up to three cosmetics and your id.
If I craft one of the cosmetics you named, I'll give it to you for free.
>>
>>122633625
>tf2 comp will die
leagues have kept going for over 5 years without any support from valve, and you think that now that they are about to release matchmaking it will die?
do you even play comp?
>>
>>122633727
id/shucke
ritzy rick's hair fixative
baseball bill's sports shine
texas slim's dome shine
>>
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>>122633545
that feel when kenyan internet
>>
>>122633907
since when does neo cosplay as wolverine
>>
>>122633727
Builder's Blueprints
Raincatcher
Extra Layer

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197995282987
>>
>>122633727
/id/nattygainz

killer exclusive
blighted beak
brainiac hairpiece
>>
>>122633907
this dude would be so much more attractive if his hair didn't look so weird
>>
>>122633727
flapjack
double-cross comm
graybanns

id/FatmanJohn
>>
>>122633727
id/engio
Hermes
Professor's Peculiarity
Cool Cat Cardigan
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rate my unbox?
>>
>>122634283
I wish I had it
>>
>>122609097
only good looking one posted
i swear to god all engineer loadouts are just random shit slapped together
>>
>>122634283
>engineer
You did okay desu
>>
>>122633727
That '70s Chapeau
Flair!
Brown Bomber
id/af1celis
>>
>>122633795
I mean like if all those high comp players go to overwatch then invite will be pretty dead.
>>
>>122634283
you posted this before
>>
>>122634480
im sorry...
>>
>>122633727

Merc's Muffler
Merc's Pride Scarf
Li'l Snaggletooth

id/sl0nderman
>>
>>122633727
triboniophorus tyrannus
warsworn helmet
prince tavish crown
id/not.legolas.srsly
>>
>>122633795
> hypothetically overwatch gets competitive matchmaking day 1
>tf2 still doesn't have it, or not 100% functional by then

I've played it. It has the potential to kill tf2 only if it can run on potatoes. Valve has to do some serious work to get this game in fighting shape again.
>>
>>122634902
valve doesn't give a shit
>>
Overwatch won't last. People are only hyped because personalities are playing it, but once actually people starting playing it, it will die off like any other recent Blizzard game.
>>
team captain
backwards ballcap
cuban bristle crisis
id/26dollar
>>
>>122634992
Hearthstone hasn't died off
>>
SourceTV crashed when it was a 3-3 tie and like ten minutes later the casters said froyo won 5-3 so that's it
>>
>>122635041
you're not me
>>
>>122635083
Hearthstone is a casual game people can just pick and play whenever, but has no real competitive substance. Blizzard keeps funneling money into it's pointless pro scene.
>>
Ascent beat woodpig 5-0 twice lmao
>>
The TF2 economy is going to get so weird as the game starts to die. People with $1000+ backpacks will have watch their virtual hats drop to 1/100 of what they payed.
>>
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y/n?
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>>122635685
m/idk
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http://backpack tf/classifieds/?steamid=76561197978508626
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>>122635437
you're really desperate for the game to die.
>>
>>122635286
>>122629516
btfo
>>
>>122635901
how so?
>>
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>playing turbine as the heavy man
>my tracking is pretty bad, need to work on it
>pyros everywhere
>something in their brains keeps telling them "see that rev'd down heavy who's looking right at you? Run at him. Run RIGHT at him"

I'm concerned.
>>
How do i get into the habit of jumping more as scout?

I feel like if you jump you are more predictable and easier to hit so I rarely do it.
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>>122608853
>>122629479
>>
>>122638861
wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/7/74/Spy_positivevocalization03.wav?t=20100626000540
>>
>>122638813
press spacebar

if you airstrafe with your jumps you'll become less predictable, abuse the terrain and mash spacebar to make soldiers mad
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>>122633727
i completely forgot i was doing this
>>
>>122633727
>>122639827
>the only way people want his crafts is if he gives them away for free
hahahaha
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>>122640093
>he doesn't have a video games craft
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>>122640093
>already sold 2 of them
ok

http://bazaar.tf/trade/1106681
>>
https://tf2center.com/lobbies/565024

this lobby is so fucking stacked
>>
>>122640363
RIP red team
>>
>>122640363
did you really expect a team to not be stacked
>>
>>122640686
no, i just clicked and noticed sal and schnell on the other team
>>
>>122635437
It's all worthless tbqh
>>
>>122640289
>implying i want a fat sweaty neet craft
>>
>>122640353
do you want the bp.tf price on that tyrant's or
>>
https://tf2center.com/lobbies/565022
>>
>>122641170
im not fat and i dont sweat very much during the winter

>>122641189
just send whatever trade offer you want
>>
>>122641315
liar more
>>
>>122641315
really
>>
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how do i make this hat go away
>>
>>122642668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t348e24vDyA
>>
I think I wanna try a lobby tomorrow.
>>
>>122643480
xavirav you furry
>>
>>122643537
one of these things is wrong
>>
>>122643623
id
>>
>>122643518
me too
>>
https://tf2center.com/lobbies/565038
>>
>>122643732
n
>>
>>122643518
https://tf2center.com/lobbies/565040

yesterday you said tomorrow...
>>
>>122644281
hi gasol
>>
>>122644397
hello
>>
>>122643970
y
>>
>>122642668
I'm using a version of the TF2+ hud right before Halloween and I don't get that hat.
>>
>mge elliott
>2-13
>I spawn
>I jump to him and I shoot him in the air
>airshot him, he dies
>3-13
>he spawns
>he kills me
>"I have to go, lets call it a pi"
>leave server
>takes drag of newport menthol while listening to freebird
>>
>>122644934
elliott joined the mge arena i was on today and then left after i killed him and asked to play scout vs scout :(
>>
>>122644281
I'm in bed, that'd require me to get up.
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oh boy, what am i going to get
>>
>>122644934
wow
gj
prud
nice
epic
smash that like
>>
>>122645258
I have 1 center played and I want to try out 6s lobbies, I'll be a newbie with you tomorrow
>>
>>122645515
are you †OΩTon?
>>
>>122646002
No
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>>122645436
>>
>>122647219
Raffle
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>>122647219
http://tf2r.com/k01hhuy.html
n-nice
>>122647331
>>
brb restarting my computer
>>
im back
>>
>>122648384
>>
Thoughts on the Air Strike?
>>
thank you for the raffle qtnex
>>
>>122649213
Projectiles are too hard to see
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>You know a lot of people don't like heavy that much, let's see how it is
>Everyone focuses you. Everyone.
>If the situation turns sour you will have a very hard time getting away
>If you do manage to get away everyone will chase you down like you're a spy on fire
>Literally an army of scouts will be shit out of nowhere just to ruin your day
>Can a sniper see you? You're going to die.
>The two spies on the opposing team will literally stalk you until you're busy with something else, just so they can get behind you and force you to turn around while the enemy team uses the chance to get up close and personal with you

Holy shit.
>>
>>122612925
I'm already streaming it
>>
>>122649856
Heavy has
>no damage
>only 25 more health than the next healthiest class
>less resistance items than a demoman
>no mobility
Literally the worst class
>>
>>122649929
>not Spy
Heavy is at least useful defending last on multiple maps. Spy is only useful when the other team isn't on voice chat or you're ludicrously good with the Ambassador [and even then your DPS is barely better than stock].
>>122649856
I am of the firm belief that having the Shotgun equipped should make Heavy's head hitbox smaller somehow. Perhaps make equipping it have him duck or put on a helmet or something.

Fun fact, if you call for Medic the Heavy will put his hand in front of his face, which actually can block headshots from occurring.
>>
>>122650220
they should just make a gru shotgun
>>
>>122650220
With spy you have a sapper, that if your team is organized, you can take advantage of. Also, if you get a large flank, you're almost guaranteed a pick if you don't run into a pyro. O
>>
>>122642668
>custom hud

THATS WHAT YOU GET AHHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHA
>>
>>122650996
>he thinks a tiny seasonal hat is a problem
>>
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>Demoknight cancer running at me
>drop his bitch ass with Shotgun
Sorry your piece of shit shield doesn't have Shotgun resistance too you fucking kike ahaha bow down you fucking bitch I own you all I need is Shotgun you unlimited crit pieces of fucking shit fuck you and get the fuck out of my server
>>
>>122651303
>not bouncing him up in the air with a rocket and then shotgunning him

Come on.
>>
>>122651303
lol u still mad?
>>
>>122651303
m2 with the backburner
>>
>>122642668
update your hud
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Would you do anything to change tf2 gameplay? What would you change?
http://pastebin.com/ZbXW8nJX
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>>122652669
no update is out for it yet
>>
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my cat was just sick 8(

http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/51631
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>>122644934
>newport menthol
jesus christ gasol didnt know you were THIS poor
>>
>>122654289
id? cant view profile from outpost
>>
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thanks
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>>122654683
how can we know whats the 20% overpay means when he does not have a b/o and the hat is not priced
>>
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>>122654683
into the Garbash
>>
>>122628038
co-pilot is gr8 don't ever let that leave your inventory
>>
hi hey I'm back
>>
how does tf2g secreet santa work
>>
>>122655994
you give unusuals to geel
he sends u craft hats for christmas

Merry Christmas and Happy Jew Year!
>>
i just had a chat with the most autistic tf2g
>>
>>122656308
that was 7 hours ago
>>
>>122656351
>>122656351
yeah
embarassing
im deleting my post
>>
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>>122656379
Live with your shame
>>
>>122656379
don't worry
i expected no less from you
>>
>>122656531
thank?

>>122656480
ive done worser things
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>>122656452
>[Deleted]
why
:r
>>
>>122656610
I can repost if u want
>>
>>122656596
what worser things have you done?
not ending it?
thats the only one i can think of
and besides you can still do it
>>
>>122656697
why
:r
>>
pootis raffle here
>>
http://tf2r.com/k8fqwgj.html
>>
>>122656712
because
>>
>>122656775
>Sat, 17 Oct 2015 14:38:35

why did you post this just now
>>
Deploy a raffle here!
>>
We need a raffle right here
>>
>>122656895
you wanted a raffle
>>
>>122656707
>not ending it?
:x
>>
>>122657329
raffling away my boy pussy
>>
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*wakes up*
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imagine; posting a webm
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wat are u guys doing for secret santa
>>
>>122652987
scattergun mid range damage nerf. Bat damage buffed by 5/hit, assassin/basher/atomiser/sandman nerfs

escape plan nerf, disciplinary action damage lowered to wrap assassin tier, air strike user takes minicrits while on the ground, bazooka rockets now misfire when they would crit, market gardener gains 25% less ammo from pickups. pain train gives 25% speed buff while carrying the intel [ends after 30 seconds].

Pyro now has 107% speed, airblast returned to pre mecha update form [but airblasting targets from above removed], 0.5s of flame required to set targets on fire

demo stickies changed to size in pic related, pain train gives same intel buff as soldier, zatoichi no longer randomly crits when paired with a targe, Loose Cannon explosion radius buff reverted and knockback halved, Scottish Resistance delay reduced to 0.6 from 0.8, but bombs out reduced to 12

heavy head and hitbox size reduced when wielding a shotgun or family business; GRU nerf

pomson hitbox reduced to match visuals, rescue ranger self mark for death replaced with no ammo from dispensers

ubersaw swing speed penalty increased to 0.25s from 0.16s and uber on hit reduced to 20% from 25%. Vaccinator penalties reduced to 33% also, from 66%

Danger shield something something just delete it fuck. Carbine now gets the minicrits after a kill with any weapon.

spy speed increased to 107%

add 1-3 more weapons for Medic, Engineer, Spy, and Heavy in that order
>>
>>122658249
I was going to wrap 3 unique,2 strange and 1 unusual (possibly stormy) co-pilots but then I realized that no one actually would want something gifted by me so I'm just going to stick with something a bit cheaper
>>
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>>122658581
4got pic
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>>122658581
>spy speed increased to 107%
>Pyro now has 107% speed
>heavy head and hitbox size reduced when wielding a shotgun or family business; GRU nerf
lol no
>>
hey boys, how many tour of duty tickets do you need to do a complete tour?
>>
>>122658581
Gru doesn't need a nerf tho
Why would you nerf the worst class anyway
>>
i offre

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/27448319
>>
hmmmmm
>>
>>122659379
me on the right
>>
>>122659092
heavy is very weak against competent players because it takes seconds to switch to Sniper and fuck up a half good Heavy, and everyone uses the Sandvich because it's invaluable having something to throw at your Medic and heal them, or, in the absence of Medics, heal yourself. People need a reason to use the Shotgun/Family Business over the Sandvich and I don't think nerfing the Sandvich is the answer.

Spies and Pyros are the two weakest classes in the game and could do with a buff; increasing the Pyro's speed while also increasing the aim it takes to set people on fire would raise the skill ceiling of the class

if you don't think that Pyro and Spy need 107% speed, why does the Medic have it

>>122659217
because nobody with a brain uses any Heavy melee except the GRU or Fists of Steel.

and I'm pairing it with a buff as well
>>
>>122658730
I don't have autism and would gladly accept a gifted unusual.
>>
should i take a Circling Peace Sign Towering Pillar of Hats or a Frostbite Burning Bandana
>>
>>122659472
it's not about the unusual being gifted,it's about the whole point of secret santa,showing off who gifted your shitty item
>>
>>122659448
>heavy is very weak against competent players because it takes seconds to switch to Sniper and fuck up a half good Heavy
That's why it's called team fortress, heavy needs to get rekt otherwise it'd rambo a whole team alone

>if you don't think that Pyro and Spy need 107% speed, why does the Medic have it
legit opinion i appruv. Medic have 107% speed to catch up 100% mspeed players and heal them in time. When you give Pyro 107% speed that allows pyro to catch up anyone from close and blocks the medic's purpose.
and then why stop with that? give demoman 107% base speed cuz it already have plenty from eyelander anyway.

>Spies and Pyros are the two weakest classes in the game and could do with a buff
lol 4/10
>>
>>122658730
I think you're cool and you have great taste in Scout hats.
>>
>>122660685
>heavy needs to get rekt otherwise it'd rambo a whole team alone

Yeah but he's not going to rambo whole teams while wielding the Shotgun. If he wants the Minigun DPS he has to swap weapons and spin up. The Shotgun making his hitbox smaller would only be a mild buff, and one to a weapon which few players use on Heavy as the Sandvich is superior.

>Medic have 107% speed to catch up 100% mspeed players and heal them in time

Yes, Medic giving heals is his job, and it contributes to combat just as much as Pyro setting someone on fire or Spy backstabbing someone does. Pyro and Spy have to get up close to do most of their fighting and 107% speed gives them the ability to catch up to 100% speed classes and set them on fire or backstab them.

>and then why stop with that? give demoman 107% base speed cuz it already have plenty from eyelander anyway

Because Demo is fine. Pyro and Spy are shit.

>lol 4/10

Right what are your weakest classes then? Serious.
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>>122605761
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Ren and Stimpy cosmetics when? Fits the art style perfectly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2foCDwu-sE
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>>122662623
How about a johnny bravo hair piece
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>>122661528
>>122661528
>Because Demo is fine. Pyro and Spy are shit
>Pyro
flare punches, reserve shooter combos, puff'n'sting. Yet have no utility for team
>Spy
one hit KO backstab, stair stabs, matador stabs, damage reduction on invisibility. Can destroy sentry nests, and allows team to move further.

>Right what are your weakest classes then? Serious.
None. Serious.

>Yes, Medic giving heals is his job, and it contributes to com- bla bla bla
When you give Spy movement speed, it will go murder everyone with 100% mspeed and will evade shots more quickly after going invisible. That's what you want? However you already have mad dashing speed from DR triggers and BEarner backstabs yet you can't play with those and ask for another movement speed buff? You gotta be a troll, dude. If not play the game more and read the latest news instead of theorycrafting.

>Yeah but he's not going to rambo whole teams while wielding the Shotgun.
Still he's a 300 health shotgun wielding mother fucking heavy. Never heard about "fat scout" jokes? Are you that dense?

>If he wants the Minigun DPS he has to swap weapons and spin up.
That takes him like a second, famalam. While wielding shotgun he moves faster than revving his minigun and still have 300 health.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD_XtW3liQE
Here, have a SiN video. That's what you casuals should be fed.

tl;dr: stop theorycrafting.
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Why does demo not have 200 health
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Because 175 is fine.
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Does anyone else's game freeze when retrieving server info?
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Why does sniper not have 126 health
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>>122662623
i feel like tf2 devs have forgotten about the original art style and aesthetic, which sucks because it was so nice
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>>122663561
Cuz his nade spam is deadly and have 2 explosive type weaponry (gl and sticky) unlike soldier. So it can sustain barrages without ever needing to stop and can charge into battle one-hitting most light classes. It needs to be stopped before that happens, so that's why eyelander takes away health but adds frantic amount of health and movement speed on beheading.
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>>122663831
How does he one-hit light classes? And why most and not all?
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>>122663821
>forgotten

no

they didn't forget dumbass, they just realized it's not worth restricting the artstyle when they can make tons of money by ignoring the artstyle

aka why tf2 is the way it is
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Ohayou, /tf2g/! Let's all do our best to have a wonderful day. Remember to settle all balance arguments through MGE!
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>>122663274
>flare punches, reserve shooter combos, puff'n'sting

Requires you to get right up in close range for all three, which is why I'm saying more speed is required.

>one hit KO backstab, stair stabs, matador stabs, damage reduction on invisibility. Can destroy sentry nests, and allows team to move further

Loud sound that announces decloak or highly fallible disguises which don't work against teams that communicate; stair stabs are countered by not being a fucking chasing M1 retard; matador stabs only work in Medieval; destroying sentry nests is a big whoop when Demomen and Soldiers can do it just as easily while fulfilling other roles; "allows team to move further"?

>When you give Spy movement speed, it will go murder everyone with 100% mspeed and will evade shots more quickly after going invisible. That's what you want?

Yes. Spy is shit. It is a class which relies on people being stupid and lacking basic gamesense to succeed, and relies on deception in a game where everyone knows it exists. Spy's most basic job is to kill Medics and Snipers, and yet Sniper gets an unlock which blocks backstabs, and Medics get 7% more movement speed than Spy making overtaking for a stab impossible.

>That takes him like a second, famalam

It takes him more time than a second, and less than a second's delay is enough to make weapons like the Scottish Resistance completely unusable despite a billion buffs. Every 0.10 of a second's delay counts in TF2.

>there are no weakest classes. serious

Have a (you) on the house. Didn't realise you were a master baiter, anon.

Tl;dr play the game before shitposting so you can craft more believable shitposts.
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>>122664085
the easiest way to make tf2 look less garish while still allowing individuality would be to remove unusual effects and paint but people would throw a shitfit so that won't happen
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>>122665217
i dunno man, i like some unusual effects in the game.
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>>122665367
me too, and they're a good status symbol, but a lot just look tacky
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>>122664756
>Requires you to get right up in close range for all three, which is why I'm saying more speed is required
Powerjack

>Loud sound that announces decloak
Gunfire, sentry fire and loud explosions hides and curtains cloak or decloaking noises. Try to learn how to play Spy.

>or highly fallible disguises which don't work against teams that communicate
Game's name is "team fortress" ofc it gonna reward players who communicate.

>and Medics get 7% more movement speed than Spy making overtaking for a stab impossible.
Medic stands there while healing a Heavy. Yet medic's best move is jumping around behind heavy to evade sniper fire and hoping to bump on spies. Learn how to play medic as well.

>a second's delay is enough to make weapons like the Scottish Resistance completely unusable despite a billion buffs
Are you really dumb enough to run into a pile of stickies as a shotgun heavy while moving at your base speed with that?

>Tl;dr play the game before shitposting so you can craft more believable shitposts.
great post famalam. Here's your (you).
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>>122663274
>posts a literal meme video, set in a hightower pub, with a stacked team vs a pub one, as a balance argument

That whole team could be Wrap Assassin Scouts not using their alt-fire and still beat a pub team.
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>>122663821
when you read old articles about all their influences for their visual style its really sad to see what you see in any pub server
thank god there's a no hats mod
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heavy's hands are literally the size of scout's torso
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>>122664756
the decloak sound isn't that loud and 90% of spies decloak far enough away. how do i make just the decloak sound louder
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>>122665623
>balance argument
>let's make heavy hitboxes smaller when wielding shotgun to cause hitbox inconsistent hitboxes
lol no
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>>122665713
activate Catalyst AI in your AMD control panel
if your graphics card is old enough, you will get a heavy fps slowdown everytime a spy decloaks
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>>122665627
the concept art is beautiful
i don't have a problem with 99% of hats, i have a problem with the garish colors people paint them and some unusual effects
and with gun mettle its ugly bright colored weapons everywhere
is there a way to disable painted colors? i can live with everything else i think
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>reflected rocket doesnt insta-kill the soldier

valve fix this
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>>122661528
>Pyro and Spy are shit
And hopefully they stay that way. Reduce the backstab radius while at that, to 90
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>>122666228
do you have any idea how annoying it would be to play soldier if reflected projectiles were always crits instead of mini-crits?
yes i do play pyro sometimes, it's an already highly versatile class. adding full crits would overpower it
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if we're getting an overwatch-like system with MM I'm gonna go ahead and burn down valve HQ,it was bad enough for cs go if you were good at the game
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>>122664756
Was this one enough of believable to get your credit?
>>122665526

Oh and
>...when Demomen and Soldiers can do it just as easily while fulfilling other roles; "allows team to move further"?
Wrangler, bitch.
Turtling multiple Engineers would be enough to cease big attacks and no don't take it as only sentry there, but teleporters to transport an entire team to that nest. Spy takes out sentry and teleporter together, which is mostly out of your reach somewhere behind that sentry.

>or highly fallible disguises which don't work against teams that communicate
Then you are using disguises at the wrong places when you have to rely more on your cloaks or teammate disguises. Learn to play a class before being a shitstain.
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>>122665986
i think directx 8 disables most special effects on weapons
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>mfw watching the saxxy nominees

wtf is this

this shit aint funny http://www.sourcefilmmaker.com/saxxyawards2015/?cat=comedy
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>>122667051
all comedy entries are bad as fuck this year
this is one of the worst "comedy" SFM i ever see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2EL50ShvSM
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>>122666727
Medic exists.
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>>122667254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA0FFZzlyE8

if this doesnt win the whole thing im gonna be mildly annoyed
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>>122665526
>Powerjack
You have to be wielding it to get the speed, and it makes you take 20% more damage. At that point you might as well be playing Scout, who can fire 6 rapid shots that demolish anything far faster than the shit tier damage a flarepunch can do while also having better movespeed.

>Gunfire, sentry fire and loud explosions hides and curtains cloak or decloaking noises. Try to learn how to play Spy
"Hides and curtains?" Are you posting from mobile? Furthermore, are you deaf? The uncloak noise is easily heard if your volume's at any level above mute. Try cleaning your fucking ears out.

>Game's name is "team fortress" ofc it gonna reward players who communicate
Literally all you have to do is shoot one bullet at an ally or say something in voice to prove you're not a Spy. When both teams have that ability, the usefulness of disguises drops to roughly naught.

>blah blah
Yes, Medic has plenty of ways to deal with Spies. Thank you for furthering my argument.

>Medic stands there while healing a Heavy
I see your experience of TF2 consists of one hour of pub play and SiN meme videos

>being deliberately obtuse
I'll explain the argument NICE AND SIMPLE so your simple pubbie brain can process it.

I said Heavy needs to switch from the Shotgun to the Minigun, then rev up, to be able to get proper DPS. You said it takes "like a second". I brought up the Scottish Resistance taking "like a second" to detonate stickies, and how that delay alone made it pretty much useless to everyone despite endless buffs, because a second's delay can be a major balancing factor. Your F2P brain clearly couldn't handle this and thought that meant walking into stickies.

And that's enough arguing with a subnormal shitposter for me. Off to play some TF2. I'll have to watch out for those overpowered as FUCK stairstabs and flarepunches! Why aren't they part of 6s meta yet????????
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>>122667284
Gah. Well I was thinking without übers, that was a fail on my side. Still, Wrangler is OP, bro.
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>>122667487
>Wrangler is OP
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
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>>122667405
that reeked of ageplay
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pootis gootis
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>>122667487
Wrangler is useful as fuck but you can't use it to keep a sentry alive in one place. At most you can tank damage with it and rescue ranger it away while it's at low health and hope your team covers you (and a spy doesn't destroy it while you set it up with little to no health). It's definitely not OP.
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>>122667990
what does that mean

i thought it was cute as fuck
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>>122631279
>Fighting Amphibians
OUCH, that hit close to home.
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>>122667443
>You have to be wielding it to get the speed, and it makes you take 20% more damage.
You only pull that in melee combat or moving from point A to B.

>Yes, Medic has plenty of ways to deal with Spies. Thank you for furthering my argument.
And spy can not revolver the shit out of a single Medic?

>Literally all you have to do is shoot one bullet at an ally or say something in voice to prove you're not a Spy
It's called maintaining range, that's why disguises won't work everywhere, for enclosed spaces you have to rely on your cloak rather than your disguises.
Tried teammate disguise to trigger your DR cloak? If they can't be fooled with disguises then find another way.

> I brought up the Scottish Resistance taking "like a second" to detonate stickies,
For that to fucking happen you have to run into a pile of goddamn stickies or being really dumb to get close to that demo man without strafing around. Are you really that willing to give oblivious examples in the process of proving me wrong?
So what? It takes you a second to switch and rev up on pile of stickies then it goes big boom?

>I'll have to watch out for those overpowered as FUCK stairstabs and flarepunches! Why aren't they part of 6s meta yet????????
Do you really think those classes are shit cuz they're not 6s meta?

>Are you posting from mobile? Furthermore, are you deaf? The uncloak noise is easily heard if your volume's at any level above mute.
You hear repetitive gunfire like minigun or sentry? Yea, then people around you hear it as well. And no decloak noise diminishes from distance as well as those noises. You find the source and decloak somewhere near. Stop acting like it announces the whole map that you decloaked.
Once you get caught, ofc your foe will listen to your footsteps as well as your decloak noises but before that happens if you act cautious, you less likely to fuck up.

>the usefulness of disguises drops to roughly naught.
Have you heard about little devices called cloaks?
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>>122668230
i forgot people don't use the term "ageplay" a lot outside of my home board
google it im not explaining this to you


also how the hell did this shit get nominated
https://youtu.be/QESR_9IB6mY
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>>122631279
I forgot if it was either Idort's or Faptitude but I got banned from one of those or some other old /v/ server by not doing a stupid gimmick
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>idiots probably without a primeval/grizzled badge discussing retarded proposed changes to retarded classes
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>>122668308
>So what? It takes you a second to switch and rev up on pile of stickies then it goes big boom?
Not him but holy shit reading comprehension.
He's saying Scottish Resistance is near useless because of how long it takes to be able to detonate them. In a similar way, shotgun is near useless for a Heavy because of how long it takes to let your minigun slow down and switch to your shotgun. In a combat situation you aren't going to have enough time for that at all.
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>>122668464
im not googling that you fucking retard

sounds like some pedo shit

fuck off pedophile
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>>122668464
because goats xdxd
goat simulator goat funny goat fails


they should get KrasniyB into the saxxies
i think he won one year? not sure tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwSfhnpPZJg
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>>122668746
the video is a fetish. it's someone fetish

it's not even funny,
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>>122668831
what parts of it are indicative of the fetish?
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>>122668831
probably, people have fetishes for everything

just because some guy on the internet is sexually aroused by it sound like you are doesnt mean everyone who liked it in a cute non sexual way is weird

i thought it was super cute and adorable


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_lady_doth_protest_too_much,_methinks

this is you, pedo
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>>122669001
>i thought it was super cute and adorable

congrats you have the fetish

the video only appeals to mentally broken people
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>>122668727
Thanks for clearing that up. Holy hell. And I was trying to connect the dots between scottish and minigun rev up.
Cuz even slow rev up time miniguns are useful now; 20% damage reduction when revving up a Brass Beast is not a bad stat imo. However if you are at a distance you'll have plenty of time to switch and rev up your stock minigun or tomislav.
You turn the corner and find someone too close? then revving up your minigun would asking to get killed anyway, keep shooting your shotgun and maintain your speed.
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>>122669127
are you stupid?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuteness

cuteness is a biological evolutionary thing

you don't think it's cute because you're a fucked up /r9k/ retard :~)
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>>122669246
Why would you use shotgun when you have sandvich
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>>122669441
you find shrinked bodies and diapers cute?

yeah......
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>>122669618
lmao you are a retard trying to use logical fallacies to win an internet argument

go back to whatever fucked up board you came from
>i forgot people don't use the term "ageplay" a lot outside of my home board
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>>122669663
that's not even me but yeah if you find literal diapers and shrunked bodies with adult heads pasted on them cute you should check yourself

the video is shit
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>>122669756
its not cute simply because of that you idiot its cute because of the plot of the video
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>>122669936
here come the excuses
bro, fetishes are ok you just don't need to defend them or express them. keep them to yourself
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>>122670172
>excuses

if i was into that i wouldn't have a problem with admitting in the internet

you are a total retard that has nothing to retort with, go back to /r9k/
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>>122669462
sometimes the ability to shoot and move at the same time can be valuable

even for heavy
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>heavy weapons guy
>still gets gimmicky food items all these years
>only main gun replaced with a similar gun with a tiny change

if only he could get actually varied heavy primary and secondary weapons instead of retarded gimmicks maybe it wouldn't be such a fucking shit class
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>>122670825
im playing him on a valve server

hes pretty good
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should main demo or scout
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o_x
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>>122671164
id?
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>>122670825
i heard you liek gimmicks

>secondary weapon: harpoon gun

>fires a hook on a line that makes you pull the victim in with alt-fire, the pull has comparable range to that of a mini-sentry; otherwise, the line disconnects if it goes outside max range

>the hook can be picked up after firing

>only 3 carried ammo, not one of those fucking recharge things

taunt is the "all of you are dead"
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Reminder that blu is the best pub player http://youtu.be/SK3gboT0TCs
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>>122671691
jesus god no
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>>122671743
this video, the channel and creator is all cringe as fuck

music is for edgy 15 year olds
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Reminder that auto-reload sticky reload bug is still around and lowers your DPS if you have it enabled because the animation has delay.
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>>122671350
id/heaven
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>>122671983
why

let's say that the harpoon was a projectile, and traveled at about 2500 hammer units [a bit slower than a Huntsman arrow at its max speed]. If someone got hit by that within the range of a minisentry then they get pulled in. Then they can move about freely again. What's the jazz, james?
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>>122672459
More things fucking with your movement is unnecessary, there's already enough of that. Go back to /owg/
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>pyro mains
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>>122673075
i think i'm going to vomit
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>>122673075
i wonder how he'll explain it to his grandchildren
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>>122672614
don't be gwumpy. Seeing as overwatch is blatantly tf2, might as well take some stuff from it for kicks

Better to have your movement fucked with than to be dead anyway. also more fun
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Let's give everyone shotguns and super shotguns
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>>122670825
Portable Bofors Cannon fucking when?
Gatling shotgun fucking when?
Original concept Huo-Long heater shooting firewaroks everywhere fucking when?
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>>122673193
I bet you play pyro unironically. Now go and stay go
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>>122669663
that wasn't even me buddy
my home board is a sfw board that actually values "cuteness"
people use the term ageplay there with disgust
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>>122673075
tf
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>>122675619
Are we posting COOL sniper men?
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>>122670825
I was thinking a pure hitscan laser like the one from quake where you have to keep the aim on the target to deal any damage. No damage spread.
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>>122676013
not cool enough

>>122676245
>>122673423
oh look cool weapon ideas
LOL no fuck you we go to reddit for next food item idea and melee gimmick
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>>122676013
The coolest
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>>122676013
sure
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>>122676013
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>>122676013
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what is the point of text binds telling your team you used uber. everyone knows
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>>122677443
it's people playing with those shitty all in one configs from shitty guides and whatever else. that binds stupid shit to chat and other stupid shit
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Wrangler perfect accuracy returned (damage still falls off outside normal sentry range)

Y/N?
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>>122677443
you would think saying "we ubered, push" in mumble would be enough
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>>122676013
:^)
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>>122677897
Yes please.

>>122678191
>stock animation
>not hwm model
>clipping
>signature
>dead eyes
2/10, see me after class.
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>>122677897
Y
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>>122678354
are you going to spank me, senpai *_*
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>>122678191
u are pretty fuckin bad at sfm qt take some classes or something
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>>122678737
o///o
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>>122677897
M
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>>122673423
Sounds like something from Loadout which sounds cool but ends up being worthless because of an 80% damage penalty.
>>122676245
Yes please. More Quake throwbacks.
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>>122678760
its not even sfm, i am using a screenshot form loadout.tf and a screenshot of a map and just combine both of them together
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>>122677947
no, not always. Sometimes theres a looot of comming going on. I play in the flank in 6s and spy in HL and sometimes I don't even realize my team is pushing because of cluttered or bad comms.
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>>122678860
now that's what I call ghetto
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>>122679262
its just that i dont keep those unusuals for a long time, so i just try making something quick for the trades
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>>122677897
WRANGLER:
removed, replaced by
AUSTIN OFFENSIVE:
Take manual control of your sentry gun.
2x firing speed
Rockets reload every 2* seconds
No damage fall-off at long range
DALLAS DEFENSIVE:
Take manual control of your sentry gun.
Shield absorbs 33%* of incoming damage, 75%* of incoming damage from the front
While DD is out, sentry recovers 50% of damage the engineer is healed for
While DD is out, sentry takes 50% of damage the engineer is hurt for
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>>122677897
i wasn't around for perfect wrangler accuracy too much, any maps it was obviously broken on and fun to use? and vids?
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>>122679630
Nobody would use the DD even if the repair penalty was removed.
>>122679776
mario_kart 3rd and clouds at 2nd
pl_frontier 2nd
Everywhere it was useful (aside from listed areas) had solid counterplay available.
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sometimes i'll try to double jump and it just won't happen for no apparent reason

what the HECK is up with that
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>>122679262
Woah nice picture dude.

>>122679540
Making an SFM poster doesn't take long time, and looks a quadrillion times better.
You could always get someone else to do it. Wink wink.
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>>122676013
you mean GAY IDIOT MEN HAHA
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>>122680508
yes, yellow, i will ask you to do it for me next time i get an unusual ;3
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>>122680508
*vomits*
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guy with burning co-pilot isn't accepting my friend request help

>>122660921
I'm flattered
http://tf2r.com/kj5b2ud.html

>>122680508
huge fan
can you make me something?
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>shitty unusuals sell more if they're in a cool picture

lmao this community
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>>122681358
>shitty products sell more if they use brand names and colors

lmao this capitalism
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>>122681358
>People demand you pay more than an item's value because they want profit
>No actual price on item production means value is solely determined by sales
>The "increased" price becomes the standard
>Repeat
This economy.
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>>122681804
>people pay a dumb amount for an item
>you think that means the item is worth less than what people pay

step it up dummy
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>>122681079
Same.

>>122681280
Of course.

>>122681358
>shitty (whatever item) sell more if there's an advertisement for said item, usually composed of a cool picture or movie.
lmao this society
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>>122682183
>People arrive at a conclusion first based on an impression then rationalize it second
lmao this species
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i wish i was at the new parish
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>>122683067
feel free to tag along :3c

>>122682183
terrot-wat co-pilot/marxman/fast learner scot doing something idk make something up
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>>122683067
>>122683353
wtf is "new parish"
>>
micro man
bonk boy/food fortress
rise and shine
cart march/good cop

everything else is wrong
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>>122680346
Get a new keyboard
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>>122683475
http://thenewparish.com/shows.cfm
mainly wanted to go for the 20th but some cool people were up before so I decided to check them out
>>
does anyone else here hate redditors
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post screenshots people took of you
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Has anyone calculated the percentage chance of getting profit from crafting 3 ref cosmetics?
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>>122684112
very low
t. me
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sirup boy
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>>122683997
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>>122683997
people like to take screenshots of me for some reason
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>>122683668
but it only happens with double jumping and absolutely nothing else
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>>122683997
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>>122680346
sometimes if you jump at the very edge of a ledge the game counts your first jump as a double jump because you pressed jump while a few pixels in the air so it doesnt let you double jump and you fall to the ground like an idiot and crater
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>>122683997
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>>122683997
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ive got nicht handelbars
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Is anyone here available to stream something in about 6-7 hours?
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>>122686915
tiger, gran and icywind stream sometimes, so you should ask them.
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>>122685892
jumping around on walkway right now and this seems like a satisfactory explanation

thanks bud, you just made me a slightly less shitty scout
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>>122687139
wow that artstyle is ugly
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>>122686257
why are you playing civ v
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>>122687370
you're ugly
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>>122687690
thats your opinion you brazillian
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>>122687472
map making is fun
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>>122688330
are you trying to make actual balanced maps or just fucking around
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>>122683353
"I am the plane here" - Scout
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>>122687748
i wouldnt know
thanks for the moment of clairvoyance i apreciate it
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>>122688405
bit of both
its playable but nobody else is ever going to see it
im thinking of making the tf2g rpg map later too
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what should i name my strange postal pummeler
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>>122689447
add me for gay erp
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>>122689447
"I'm gonna mail your ass" if it doesn't fit shorten it
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>>122689447
hot off the presses
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>>122689447
"Time to go Postal"
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>>122690730
^this
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bind key "record bug; stop"

crashes servers, not always though
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>>122690730
heh
voting for this
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what's it like having friends to play with?
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>>122692935
Horrible they expect you to play well
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post steam crushes
http://steamcommunity.com/id/nurseytf2inlove/
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Are you a boy or a girl?
Y/N
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>>122693664
im non binary
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>>122693460
http://steamcommunity.com/id/medli20
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im a goy
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>>122693664
/
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i think its time for tf2g crushes
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>>122694778
tfw in LOVE
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>>122694778
i'm in love with human
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>>122689447
So you're not gonna show us what you named it? What a cock tease
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>>122692935
i don't know
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>>122684321
shut the fuck up soviet
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>>122692935
i played with my tf2g crush once
i tried so hard to impress them i ended up looking like an idiot
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>those odds on fryo vs ascent game

god damn, my gambling addiction cant handle it
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Haven't played this game in forever, don't know if I will ever again. Giving up a dream for something I'd really like.

Don't know if any of your gents are interested, but please take a gander.

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/27450922
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>>122697725
>fallout 4
dont
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>>122697725
just download the game from piratebay
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>>122697725
man that thing is probably 2-3 copies of fallout 4
don't do that to yourself
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>>122697725
>engio
>"don't"

easy to say when you're a mad butthurt kek that hates popular games
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>>122698413
>piratebay

i used irc
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>>122698758
not engio but that game legit has problems that need fixing
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>>122698726
I'm aware. Odds are slim I'll finish it, and I'd rather have it traded to someone who will than have it rotting in my Bp.
>>122698758
Did you link the wrong person?
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>>122698758
>The "oops I fell through the floor again" fallout
>Worth any money
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>>122697725
how much is that thing worth? i dont know whos getting the better deal here
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>>122698912
if I had known that you were selling this for a copy of fallout I would have given you mine and tried to fuck off my pip boy somehow
damn I really like that cosmetic too

>>122699001
>how much is that thing worth?
considering there's like 1-2 of most collector's cosmetics a shit ton but you'd be sitting on it for a while
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>>122699115
how much is a shit ton
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>>122699235
collector's escapist (2 exist) went for 80 keys or 170 dollars
this was before it was common knowledge that valve pulled rare cosmetics drops
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>>122699339
>>122699235
sorry actually it went for 7.2 buds which was 100 keys at the time (215 bucks) for a 1 of 1 collector's hat and pure
the market is extremely tight and you'd have to pawn it onto a purple trader for any chance of getting real money
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>>122699339
>>122699620
link

i found this but its old

https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1z1pj0/gold_digger_chemistry_set/

no price for it on backpack.tf either
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>>122699850
>year ago
this was before rare cosmetic drops were pulled
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>>122697725
>Selling a $200 item for something worth $10
Torrent the game, keep your stuff.
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>>122699968
>Can't get them anymore
>Almost have it completed.(ish)
I wish you didn't tell me this, because now I'm getting the itch to play TF2 again and complete it.
>>122700165
Yeah I might just.
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>>122700275
You don't have to play the game to complete it other than to put the cosmetics in the kit.
Make sure to only put 199/200 in it and leave one extra, because an autist would pay so much more to have his name first in the history.
Please don't trade it for fallout 4. The game is mediocre right now.
I want it so bad. It's such a great cosmetic
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>>122694778
feathers tbqhwy
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i miss flip
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>>122694778
>tfw no one has a crush on me
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Where are the TF2 streams?
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>tfw song lyrics I wanted to put on my gun are too long for a name tag
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>>122703856
>song lyrics for a name
dude epic
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>>122704128
whats wrong with doing that
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>>122704180
the only way for it to be acceptable is if you roll for a stupid as shit name, don't you know
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>>122605658
what do you think the spy would do if he had heard about the paris attacks?
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>>122704408
stand by paris
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>>122704617
how many kebabs would he stab for france before his life was over?
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>>122704674
zero because tf2 takes place in 1968
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>>122704674
Even if he'd die for real, he'd resurrect and try again.
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Highlander confirmed for matchmaking?
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http://www.sourcefilmmaker.com/saxxyawards2015/
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>>122707069
Turbulence winning was pretty much given, although if it didn't win I would have been pissed.
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>>122707142
Turbulence is shit lmao, you have bad taste.
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>>122706903
it's only rumors right now
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>>122707142
it didn't win bro...

the fucking retarded omg so cute xD babby video did
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>>122707363
>Overall
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>>122707363
are you the same pedo from earlier?
>>122667990
>>122668464
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>>122707404
oh i'm retarded somehow missed that, that's great!
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>>122707327
Tell me which nominee was more qualified for the overall reward.

Turbulence got shafted even with the extended time limit, but even then there was nothing that was really more qualified in terms of overall animation and storyboard.
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>>122707547
I didn't even watch everything, Turbulence was unfunny meme garbage that only a 14 year old kid would enjoy, if you are above the age of 18 and you liked it you need to grow up.
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>>122707706
>Pulling the "I am totally a grown-up" card and dodging the question
I asked which entry you thought was more qualified. If everything else is more shit than the shit video then Turbulence wins by default.
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>>122707069
none of those actually look decent
I didn't click on comedy though, god save those people
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>>122707349
i would prefer highlander over 6v6 for matchmaking
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>>122707908
>Pulling the "I am totally a grown-up" card and dodging the question

>implying I dodged it when I said I didn't watch everything

piss off pussy
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>>122708030
Oh god the "comedy" category was complete dogshit. Every entry there was a failure in terms of fitting the genre, even though some had acceptable animation.
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>>122708152
You still have yet to name *any* entries you felt were better.

Yes it fell apart at the end because the video ran out of running time, but was there anything better?

If there were *no* better entries, it doesn't matter how good it is in terms of overall animation, you have to give it the award for being the best entry.

It's like Iron HL 1st place medals, everyone's dogshit but you have to give the award to the top of the garbage pile.
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>>122708247
I wonder if it's a 'there wasn't anything better to pick from' situation or if people actually think it's funny
It's tempting to actually figure out sfm outside of pictures but I usually just end up forgetting what my idea was
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>>122708497
>Yes it fell apart at the end because the video ran out of running time, but was there anything better?

the whole thing sucked

you could tell it was gonna be bad from the voice overs at the beginning
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>>122708656
it was still the best and i found it pretty good and just enough funny
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>>122708656
Again, this doesn't answer the question. You have to give the "best video" award to an entry. You can't just say "you were all shit".

Which video do you feel should have received the award? It does not have to be what you feel is the "best" entry. Just name one video created for Saxxy 2015 that you felt was better.
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>turbulence won
Only reason I'm angry is because a beta-kek showed it to my qt
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Lets all quit with the mindless shitposting and go play some cp_snowplow

>captcha was actually housing numbers instead of pictures
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I just fapped, and now I feel awful.
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>>122708845
listen up dumbass i thought you would understand this from my posts

i am being reasonable and saying i don't know because i didn't watch them all
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>>122709692
So you feel Turbulence was shit and shouldn't have won, but you can't come up with any video that should have won in its place?
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>>122707069
Turbulence was okay.
I like food fortress the best, wish it had won.
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https://tf2center.com/lobbies/565454
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>>122709771
no i just said it was shit
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>>122710591
Not the guy you are replying to, but you are a fucking idiot. It's what he's been saying all along. If they are all shit, the least shit one will still win because one has to. It may have been shit, but it was still better than the rest.

Just stop.
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RIP Steam.
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ded
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>>122711180
Steams up for me?
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>strange part market is almost non existent
>full of people hiking up the price to extreme levels
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>>122713254
>come back after a awhile
>Keys are 17 ref or so
>Buds are worth less than 3 keys
this game is dying.
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>>122713487
>what is supply and demand
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>>122713487
Daily reminder that buds are shameless apple advertising and it is a scientific fact that how much you want buds DIRECTLY corresponds to how much you want dicks in your ass.
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>>122714514
I don't want any buds. I was just commenting on the piss-poor state of the game's economy.
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>>122714514
Man no wonder I dont give a shit about buds and mostly just want the fucking keys
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>>122714514
>buds used to be worth something
>now they are worthless because people found out how many are out there
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tf2center should really show if a match is in progress (i.e. both teams have ready'd up and are playing) or not when marking a rep to join at the top of the home page.
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this is why ugc is a fucking joke

UGHHH?!!?!?
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>>122715842
esea is the better option
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>>122715991
More like kikeville central with bitcoin miners in the anticheat shit that you have to pay $100+ a year for and toxic ass elitist players
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>>122716114
and its still the better option
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Come up with a new Medigun idea for Medic.
Hard mode: No "Ubercharge gives the patient unlimited clip/ammo" ideas.

Here's mine.
>The Pocket Protector
>Heals at 1.25x the rate of the regular Medigun
>Medic takes 1.5x damage while healing
>Has a much slower time to switch between targets
>Uber build rate is 25% slower than stock
>Uber build rate is fixed, meaning that low health targets do not build Uber faster
>Ubercharge: Patient is instantly overhealed to 200% overheal (which depletes at the same rate as regular overheal and cannot be maintained); Medic is instantly healed back to full health. For three seconds after the Ubercharge the heal target is given a 50% damage reduction barring critical hits headshots, backstabs, regular crits)
All overheal is instantly depleted upon the Medic's death
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>>122715842
Cool, now I don't have to bother with rostering Pinto next season after the division lock.
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>>122715842
seems pretty lame, but open will forever be sandbagging central because open
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>>122716343
can i play on the hl team
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>>122697725
>fallout 4

don't do that to yourself.

I own it. It's fun, but it's terribly optimized.

I'm hovering around 30-90 fps on low settings on a fucking i7.

wait a few more patches and mods to come out before you get it.
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>>122716482
like seriously these guys have played for teams like runaway 5, street hoops, pregame tryhards, electric temptations, etc

how the fuck do they justify this
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>>122716645
HL team is kill because it's a pain in the ass to get 9 people ready and most likely have half the team playing out of a comfort class, PDF is 6v6 only now.
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>>122716791
what bracket is it
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>>122716224
a medkit like in tfc
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>tfw going to die from Asbestos in 10 years

feels good man
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>>122716976
why is that a good thing anon?
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>>122717143
ill be dead
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>>122717251
but why do you want to be dead
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>>122717398
what is this tf2g therapy time?

i want to die, just too chicken shit to blow my head off
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fuck off gasol
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I want to get really good at my main class but I also want to have fun and mess around and play sniper and spy sometimes. I will never be good.
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>>122716849
Steel
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>>122716224
Well let's see here.

>The Half-N-Half
>Ubercharge builds 50% faster
>Ubercharge gives the patient 50% resistance to all damage sources and minicrits for 8 seconds

Also while I'm at it, let's fix the vaccinator
>Overheal builds 33% faster, not slower
>Ubercharge once again builds at max rate regardless of conditions
>Ubercharge continues to rebuild while being deployed
>While ubercharged it gives full resistance to crits and minicrits with special exception to crits given by a Kritzkreig ubercharge

There, now it's a very offensive medigun that forces medics to play very aggressively before the other mediguns can build up their ubers.
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talk to me
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>>122719491
hey pal
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connect 74.91.113.123:27016

PDF's last match this season. Stomp incoming.
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>>122719826
I'm an idiot and forgot to say that was an STV link, for spectating in case anyone actually wants to watch this.
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>>122719826
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>>122720236
?:
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Bad Medicine is still the best SFM of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1dJvrqN_5Q
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>>122720236
Try it again. The other team is run by incompetents who can't type one command into the console.
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>>122719826
>>122720236
STV port is apparently 27020

Be sure to send Argyle my regards for his ability to figure this out.
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do teams ever get an inside man to spectate the enemy team and inform their team of things like sniper locations, uber % and spy locations
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>>122721763
STV has a purposeful delay to prevent that, but EngIo did that one time last season when the team was a complete clusterfuck.
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>Go to twitch and want to search the viewers of tf2
>Open all the games: "It might be in the bottom of the page"
>Scroll down the page
>Scroll more
>...
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start the fucking game god damn I've been spectating this shit forever
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im sleepy
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>You're on your way to Upward
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Upward is one of the best payload maps, though.
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>Biromatic Heterosexual Homoflexable

What the FUCK does this tumblr shit mean
>>
It means they're a flaming queer, but they can't out and say they're a flaming queer because people love getting offended over nothing so they have to obfuscate their meaning in a bunch of bullshit made up portmanteau words that just means they're a flaming queer.
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tfw ur tf2gf sucks at the game
>>
i dont know that feel
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Then why don't you help him get better?
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>>122723413
Yeah man I'd rather play Hoodoo for the rest of my life
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>>122724545
human and 26dollar are both bad so which one are you
>>
>>122724673
>26dollar
>bad
:s
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>>122724779
26dollar is bad*
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>>122724862
>>122724779
>>
>>122724779
yes he is bad
>>122724862
why did you try to fix my post? you didn't make it
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>>122725016
you are not me
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>Jump into random pub
>See this

What am I getting myself into?

It was a conga party, I spawncamped the other team with the other heavy and the two medics for a bit, then I got autobalanced. Pretty usual, really.
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>>122725076
i wasn't pretending to be you retard
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>>122725360
a game with 0 spy checking
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why does saturn aim at the ground all the time
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>>122725826
he's a sub
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>>122725975
did you reply to the wrong post
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>>122726056
no
you're a sub too
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>>122724545
tfw your tf2g crush is good at the game
tfw you try to impress them so they notice you
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>>122726116
idk what you mean
>>
tfw they end up hating u for being a showoff
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>>122726130
>>122726257
no one cares
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I love when pyros try to reflect my shotgun
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Does shuckle ever kick around here anymore?
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>>122724119
>>122724660
Yeah you like upward because you'r normie pieces of shit who love maps with sentries in same spot every time and where both teams are only pyro, sniper and spy nothing else
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>>122726737
piss off orbiter
>>
Jokes on you, I always go soldier on Upward and wreck shit.
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how shit were they? http://logs.tf/1117403
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>>122726737
how can i help you
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>>122726845
Our team was pretty good. Thanks Saturn/Danny
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>>122726845
>>122726886
>exult//Saturn : no deaths

faggot thinks hes good for playing in steel

no wonder he didn't get accepted onto an actual team, has the ego of a child
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>>122726903
Just looking through some old images I saved, always liked your style, that's all.
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>>122727052
shuckle didn't draw this picture >>122726737
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>>122726994
Move on already, the last time I played tf2g pugs was 2013. I'm on two esea teams and we're all cool with each other.
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>tfw too shy to play splatoon with saturn
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>>122727304
>I'm on two esea teams

everyone and their dog can play open

you're not as good as you think you are
>>
is the guy trading his collector's kit gold digger for shillout 4 still here
>>
This game is a joke lmao where's the FF?
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>>122727368
ill play splatoon with you 26dollar
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>>122727438
I am, but people talked some sense into me.
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#justiceforgasol
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>>122727684
what happened to gasol
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>>122727625
Good. After completing it you should look for <100 crafts cause that'd be cool and low crafts are always cheaper than I expect
>>
Post Autism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBzeDK8_gHo
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>>122727625
how so
>>
i want to play splatoon with 26dollar in bed
>>
Who is more of a tryhard cancer a spy with dead ringer and ambassador, a soldier with gunboats or a pyro with degreaser and reserve shooter
>>
>>122727863
*posts humans steam profile*

Did you know Human is on government welfare because of his autism?
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fuck off gasol
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>>122727863
>meet the ladies
i am not even going to open this link
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>>122727432
I still don't see why you're holding such a big grudge over fucking nothing. I got mad at tf2g pugs when I was a UGC player trying to learn the game. It's 2015 now.
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Amby spies. At least the other two can actually kill shit.
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>>122727750
Sombo basically said full roster of plat players on a Silver team is ok. See >>122715842
The PDF is reflecting the problem with this through Saturn, one IM player, playing today.
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>>122727991
>his
x:
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>>122728056
stfu

your trash and you have barely improved in 3 years (iron to open lmfao)
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Guys calm down
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>>122728354
>aims at the ground
>barely wins dm fights against steel scouts
>can't kill medics when he catches them alone
>cries to his steam friends to defend him

absolute shit
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>>122728602
:r
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>>122728669
:x
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>>122728512
>>122728602
samefag
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You know a thread's dead when there's only shitflinging and shitposting left to post and nothing about the game.
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>>122728707
;x
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>>122727863
>Those god damn voices
>The heavy just looks like Pam for Archer.
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http://tf2r.com/khhkibp.html

I got some keys on trade lock until Saturday.
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>>122715842
what do all these sandbag scrim terms mean

is this still the ebin hat game?
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>>122728748
>get called out
>whine about the threa
nice 1 saturn
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>>122728748
>>122728910
>>122728910
>>122728910
new 4u
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>>122728226
???

I'm on a pretty standard progression. I had three season of open and I went from low to mid to high each time. I filled in for Gr8stalin's low IM team and he can vouch I'm not a bad person.

I'm just confused why you're holing a grudge about an issue that never existed.
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He's probably just jealous. People be posting some dumbass shit when they're jealous of others and don't have any repercussions because they're Anon.
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random crits ruined my life
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