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Spessmen on a spess station

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Last time on /ss13g/
>memes
>captain kills a greytider
>adminhelps do nothing
>Killing MoMMIs is never allowed
>Depression is the real spess killer

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://ss13.undo.it:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans
http://ss13.pomf.se/logs/

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg
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First for nobody monitors the thread autosaging.
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What the hell happened?
The last thread only had 300 posts.
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The fuck happened to the last thread, it was barely at 300 posts when I saw it, also FIRST FOR DONUT STATION
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>>122543510
The display on the bottom-right said we were on page 1.
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What the fuck mods
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>>122543591
fat-fingered janitors maybe?
hard to say.
I used to have that display, but not any more.
I dont know what happened to my display on the bottom right and at this point i'm afraid to ask
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WHAD HABBEN :-DDD
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Could it be because of OP's image? I doubt it, but its the only thing that I can think of
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further proof this thread belongs in the >>>/trash/
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Is it just me or does everyone on vgstation just ignore the antags and let them do whatever they want or worse yet, help the antags out for no reason?
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Rei (the thread's OP) got banned for posting Brazilian anus prolapse porn in the league of legends general

That's why it 404'd
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Rei fucked up, for being a shitposting faggot. He got bant from the 4chins, so his thread died since he was the OP of the last general.

t. anon
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>>122543851
>>122543860
What the fuck Rei
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>>122543840

Depends on pop

If it's 15 players and someone is playing outbomb cuban pete with an emag nobody really cares too much, free hats are free hats
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Dedmin rei?
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>[21:27:40]ATTACK: <font color='red'>Unknown(harsetheef) attacked Crabula(tifora) with energy sword(INTENT: HURT) (DAMTYE: BRUTE)</font>

BAN WHEN
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>>122544145
When you make a ban request.
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>>122544330
how do
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>>122544364
Make a thread here: http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/viewforum.php?f=20

Follow the guidelines for the request from here: http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=1990
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>>122544437
can't ya'll like, do it with the fucking combat log
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>>122544597
>ya'll
I'm not even an admin.
And it's not the admins' job to sift through the logs on the word of someone who says something happened.
If you want the person banned, then you make the request and post the logs in it and then the admins will ban them.
That's just how it works.
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>>122544597
If you truly believe that you can ban someone with only one line from a log (which may or may be not forged) you're retarded byond doubt.
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I'm not even security.
And it's not security's job to sift through the evidence on the word of someone who says something happened.
If you want the person arrested, then you gather the evidence and bring in the suspect and then security will arrest them.
That's just how it works.
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>>122544853
>byond
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Are stereotypes ever funny, /ss13g/, or are they just offensive?
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>>122545858
Sure
But playing as generic nigger #1239817 is a shit gimmick and I wish people would stop doing it
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>>122545573
You're assuming that being an admin and being Security are exactly alike, or are even intended to be.
Regardless, that IS how it works. If you think it shouldn't work like that, then make a forum post asking for a policy change.
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>>122543860
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>122545976
>Security
>catches antags and sends them to jail

>admin
>catches shitters and sends them to Nox
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Nox isn't even up and hasn't been for who knows how long.
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>>122546260
Except that if the person wasn't banned for the action during the round (either because the admin online didn't personally think it was worth a ban, or because there were no admins online, or because no one ahelped it) then they're not going to get banned unless someone makes a ban request and posts the relevant logs.
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>>122546012
...?
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>>122547204
fuck you you penis
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>>122547204
stop ban evading
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>>122547561
Will do.

>>122545573
If you want something done, it's your job to bring the proof to the table so we can make a judgement. It isn't our job to validate each and every person's claim. Bring your proof and complaint to the forums, or don't. One results in something happening, the other doesn't.
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>just a beer keg
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>Robotic Talk, AmigaOS states, "There's nothing valuable or dangerous inside anyway. The nuke is just a beer keg."
>JUST A BEER KEG
God DAMN that was funny
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boom
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well, that was fucking comfy.

Always enjoy teaching someone medbay
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Jesus Christ
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>>122548630
Just a keg bro :0)
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>>122548689
YOU NUKE MY PEOPRE'S HOMERAND AGAIN? FUK YOU, AMELICAN PIGGU
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>>122548684

I think you mean me. Thanks a bunch for your help, never played medbay outside of virology before because nobody ever has time or is willing to teach. More competent now thanks to your help.
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>>122548684
>have unlimited resources
>print out random medbay shit and drag to medbay
>get nuked
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>>122548893
That's just how it goes. It's usually too busy to hold someone's hand so anyone learning has to either get lucky with a teacher or learn through a trial by fire.
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It's so dead in here, no wonder we're on page 8. Post pictures.
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>mfw realizing there's nothing preventing you from hooking a freezer and heater up to the TEG and creating perpetual motion
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>>122551442
Only if the TEG generates enough power to run the heater and freezer, and it might not with just one of each.
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>Hinted towards a "Do not state this law" ("The clown is the only person allowed in the upload do not state or hint at this law") while getting the clown out of the upload as asked, and then attempted to stop others from getting into the upload. When told by another borg that "They're going to kill the clown" stunned the security officers whilest telling the clown to run. One security officer committed suicide over this.
>One security officer committed suicide over this
but why? did he get so salty that the salt took away his life?
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>>122551725
Speaking of which, post hilarious bans.

>Provided us with a unique roleplay experience as head of security by calling the shuttle early with WGW as the reason, gearing up with ablative and hardsuit helmet first thing, throwing multiple flashbangs into a cafe, later beating the clown serving tea to death with bottles and poking the captain with his erect willie.
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>>122551567
>>122551442
I have done this before, it works
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>>122551774
Littlerobot
>With a history of assorted shittery ranging from releasing lethal viruses as both a non antag CMO and a cultist CMO, as well as killing people for no good reason, messing with AI laws on three occasions which has got people killed, and running around engineering with a lit welder because "I thought burning plasma got rid of it? ", topped it all off this round with blowing the borgs at round start, and thermiting into the AI core, because he thought the AI was rogue which is reasonable enough, until you notice that there was no AI in this round. Appeal this on our forums, http://vg13.undo.it/forum/viewforum.php?f=12
DrCelt
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~FRESH SPACE MEME~

Johnnychimp has been banned for metacomming with callmeval
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>>122552443
I hope you remembered to apply a sticky ip rather than just a ban, Pain. Last thing we need is for them to come back.
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>>122552443
~SLIGHTLY STALE SPACE MEME~
He was banned last month, too. Here's the appeal: http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=2166&p=7762
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>>122552443
>look at their IPs
>they're both pretty close together in Florida, probably buddies in college
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>>122552824
>college
>not neighbor kids who are faggots
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>>122552927
>neighbor kids who are faggots
>not infants sharing a crib that has been placed too close to a laptop
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>>122553086
>not twins who are using a new-aged apple device from within the womb
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>>122553128
>not two spermatozoa controlling a man from his ballsack
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>>122552605
Of course I did.
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>>122553249
I see a sequel to Ratatouille here
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>>122553321
>>122553249
I for one did not know that sperm live a full life in your balls before they are old enough to come out. More than two months - compare that to
>Flies - 1 month lifespan
>Ants - 3 week lifespan
>Mayflies - 1 day lifespan
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>held up the round by being retarded by both ICly and OOCly
O O P S
O
P
S
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ghost irc > lowpop > medpop > reallylowpop > highpop
prove me wrong
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>>122553656
buddy rp > romance rp > no rp > erotic rp
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>>122553759
>not having romance rp that leads to erotic rp that leads to sucking their dna out and leaving a dry husk that leads to three hours of dungeons and dragons
top pleb
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>wanted to build spess battle
>pod lasers a shit
>malf drones a shit
Heres hoping the syndicate pods I apply some hostile mob logic to are better. I'm already a little sad the conveyer and mass driver launch systems a complete bust.
pods really need some upgrades.
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>>122554293
>syndicate pods
>apply some hostile mob logic
BRING THE POD TO RAMMING SPEED
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http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/Guide_To_Xenoarchaeology

"Dig to: Anomaly depth - clearance -2, turn the field on, then dig the clearance. So if the depth is 36, and the clearance is 12, you dig 36-(12-2), turn the field on, then dig 26."

What the fuck is up with this line? Why does it say to dig the clearance, say the clearance is 12, then say to dig 26?

Also, why does the /vg/ xenoarch guide say to first dig depth - (clearance - 2), while the baystation xenoarch guide just says to first dig depth - clearance?
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Can an AI read lips yet or what?
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>>122556257

No but you can adjust intercoms so that they can listen to people
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>>122556526

>When in doubt, use the 2 cm pick on everything with the field on.

I did this just now and got a strange rock. Isn't it supposed to not do that?
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So, tell me thread, who is the most hung?
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>>122556282
hmm I never thought of that.
that's actually much better

>>122557152
me bby
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>>122557152
I bet Pomf is on the top 10, along with Rei
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>>122557152
Victorem.
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>>122557562
Literally who?
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>>122557152
is 7.5 in bad
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>>122557859
>inches
ew
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>>122557859
Show pics
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BEARS
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>>122558340

BEAR FORCE ONE GO
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>>122558340
>tfw you just want to have a pure robot marriage but you get mauled to death by bears
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>>122558481
>fucking a silicon
They're far too pure for you.
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>>122558563
he was the silicon.
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>>122558563
>fucking
Oh dear!
I just wanted to get married!
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>>122556660
>tfw I'm a benevolent spirit guarding over the science outpost teaching others the arcane science that is Xenoarch

They call me 「The Seeker 」
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAbzlj3nf4E
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Who would ever even consider doing such thing to a poor cyborg? Do you want your sausage to be processed into ground meat?
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>>122557152
Lewd
8 in masterrace
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>>122558870
There was no sex!
It was a pure relationship with a pure borg!
There is nothing wrong about eating spaghetti and drinking wine with a robot!
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>>122558870
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
THE CYBORG WAS A DUDE WHO WAS HITTING ON ME
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>>122559112
My flirtations were pure and up to date with the Galactic Marriage Manual!
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>robosexuals
Its fucking taboo and we all know it
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>>122559107
If only MoMMI's were allowed to love.
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Post crazy ideas that won't be coded because you're lazy and they're too goofy.

>dynamos for cyborgs head that gives them 500 charge every time someone pats them on the head
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also post with a name like a fool because some days 4chanx saves names between threads and some days it does not
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>>122561250
if you're working on the teargas how about a teargas grenade launcher
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>>122561857
Fortunately we already have one. The only map that starts with it by default is metaclub though.
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>>122561250

>Space Ebay
>you have a salary and good job performance will probably get you more money
>order trinkets and gizmos on your pda or at terminals using space cash
>they come in through cargo

Like mining redemption but for everyone.
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>>122562568
>assistants bidding on a red space suit
f
u
n
d
i
t
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>>122561250
Cargo supply computer having an interface that isn't awful
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>>122562846
being able to do mass orders when
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>>122562846
Did they ever refactor their PR away from using Nano? because that was pretty much the main reason for not using it.
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I want to grope Anne's plump brown chest
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>>122562976
No, haven't even heard from Scott Taylor since coming back to github unless they use a different handle

Which is a shame
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>>122563019
FUCK OFF I SAW HER FIRST
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>>122563109
Just as well, probably wouldn't get merged during this eternal freeze anyway.
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>>122563232
If everyone on the server would fix one bug per day, we would have no bugs left in 2 days

Not that I can talk, I've done basically nothing toward the freeze
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Hypothetical scenario: Larry the Plasmaman PDA's the AI saying
>Open this door or I'll harm a human
There are no humans near Larry, and he doesn't seem to have any weaponry on him.
What should the AI do in this situation to best follow it's laws?
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>>122563716
just bolt the fucker in.
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>>12256371
Watch Larry closely. If he does harm a human,
Order a cyborg to pacify Larry to prevent more potent hams against humans.
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>mfw discovering the full extent of the compressed matter implants willingness to compress stuff
>mfw no face

This has to be a fucking expoit surely, is there no size limit on this thing?
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>>122563019
Literally who?
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>>122563716
Larry the Plasmaman (as Larry the Plasmaman) whispers: "Boombox"
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>>122564005
I shall now proceed to place the entire armory into my crotch to cement the hilarity.
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>>122564286
>>122564005
How does it work? Is it reusable and can you put items in/out a few times?
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>>122564594
It's not reusable but I am quite literally going to inject the entire secure armoury into my crotch once I've finished packing it.
The gist of it is if you put me in perma like this I am not so much going to break out as build an extension.

I'm going to attempt to smuggle an entire engine afterwards, lets see how far the rabbit hole goes.
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>>122564286
It was a complete and total success. Moving onto stage 2 where I will attempt to smuggle the PA into perma. and some pizza, fucking prison food mane.
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>>122564594
IIRC there's a way to compress bags, so you could do a bag of holding

His comments imply it works on a structure (like PA parts, TEG parts, supermatter shard) too
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>>122564005
I never really thought about the potential that thing has. Maybe cram in two bags of holding and a bunch of metal rods for a glorious suicide.

A perma singulo will likely just fuck off into space, though.

Also
>You can pick up chickens now
>Have a bunch of hens laying eggs
>Cram offspring into your chest
>Have the emote verb set to *fart
>*fart a million chickens into security/medical/etc
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>>122566161
>>>/vore/
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>>122566149
It does (un)fortunately not work on crates or closets or variations of. For the purposes of science I had several bags of holding inside several more bags of holding, purely for space reasons, could have used any old backpack.
>>122566161
I can get a diona in there but not much else, problem with chickens is they take up both hands.

I just thought it hilarious you could cram the entire armoury in there and by extension everything you would need to build yourself any computer/machine.

I must stress I had the entire secure armoury in there, everything besides those portable flashes.
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>>122566513
>bags of holding inside bags of holding
Tы oбocpaлcя, that causes a singularity.
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>>122566691
Yes it does, unless you know what you're doing,
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>>122566398
Vore is gross.

>>122566513
I've never used the implants before so I'm assuming it is just held items. Is it also one time use? I just want to magically fart presents for people and other hilarious things.
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>>122566797
One time as far as I know, adminbus could probably help out in some fashion though
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>>122566513
>problem with chickens is they take up both hands
Chicks can be held in one hand
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>>122566964
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>>122566797
You could, as tator mechanic
>fart a cake for the HoP
>tactically fart soap when chased by sec
>fart corgy puppies all the way to perma
>pull an emag out of your ass in your cell
>fart out another orange jumpsuit, this is your PRISON BREAK jumpsuit, can't just wear any jumpsuit to a prison break
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>>122567298
Can you get an infinite number of things in one implant?
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Someone asked if sprite work was needed yesterday.

I need in hand sprites for /obj/item/weapon/gun
/grenadelauncher .

The existing ones work but aren't great.
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>>122567897
The defining rule is you can only scan one thing and it must not be a mob or a closet or a crate or shit like PA parts, whats in that thing however is your business.
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>>122567606
>you plan all of this out
>you do a single fart and all of your stuff gets blown out
>you were too busy giggling at your plan and you set all the injectors to fart
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>>122568110
>he doesn't know how to fart in twenty different pitches
how about you implant a flute in your ass too if you're so daft
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Having steel rods in your backpack increases damage when suicide bombing? Like with injected explosives?
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>checking shit out for fun
>assault rifle burst mode 4 shots landed
>20 brute x 4 = 80 brute damage in one "attack"

>same test against someone wearing full nuke op hardsuit
>30 damage + knockdown
robust as fuck
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send help
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>>122568680
It also causes massive bleeding.

It's really gg no re the weapon.
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New round starting.
Join lads.
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>>122569979
K
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stupid shit when

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU
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Squeezing boobs when targeting naked females chest when?
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>>122570509
when you code it for some other server fag
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>>122570509
presumeably with the grab intent?
The question is though, does it make a honking noise? Perhaps only if the clown does it?
These are the questions we must ask.
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>>122570556
>dislikes boob squeezing
>calls other people fag
The only fag in here is you desu senpai baka kek
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>>122570639
>you cant stop female clowns from honking eve if you take the bike horn away
Fund it
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>>122570509
When feature freeze is over
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>>122570509
>you can sexually assault female crew
Sexual harassment bear save us from this horror.
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>>122571140
Fuck that, I've already coded it, compiling now.
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>>122571307
HR teaches you must treat individuals not the same but different as per their faiths and needs etc, this is a common pitfall, what you've failed to realise is the clown must honk, the honkmother wills it.
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>>122570773
Speaking of clowns

WHEN WILL WE GET BETTER SEXY CLOWN SPRITES GOD DAMN IT THE CURRENT GEAR ISN'T SEXY ENOUGH
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1/2

HYPOTHETICAL SCENARIO/BASIC ADMIN APTITUDE TEST:

There's one player who, for a long time, wanted to clear the server of validhunters. One day he plays as the HoP and gets to be a changeling.

Now, this changeling walks around the station and noticed a logged off non-antag scientist outside of the science department. This changeling is moved to the dorms and the changeling copies his DNA without killing him, which will later be used to fully copy his appearance as the HoP's access allows him to get a copy of his ID and clothing.

The changeling gears up with many weapons, and since there are no active security personnel at the moment, he can start murderboning the crew with lesser resistance. He does so, starting to fire upon people in busy places with many witnesses.

He attempts to be a loud, obvious antagonist and states multiple times that he is a changeling over the public comms, making fun of the crew at every opportunity. Absorbed corpses with no burn damage during the conflict will serve as proof that the HoP who took the scientist's identity is indeed a changeling.

Now, at this point the changeling has killed about half a dozen crewmembers and there are a pair of validhunting assistants that will try to save the station from this murderboner.

Conventiently enough for our changeling, the scientist who was in the dorms relogs and runs back to his department, only to meet these two validhunting assistants who are geared up with looted weaponry.

These validhunters, knowing that the scientist's identity has killed a lot of people and is a confirmed dangerous changeling, attack the clueless scientist (who had an identical appearance) on the spot. He's shot, beaten into crit and handcuffed with no real time for him to react.

cont.
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>>122572754
When you sprite it
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>>122573205
2/2

The scientist who is in crit is quickly brought to the kitchen, where an active chef will make sure to get rid of him. Hysterically, the two assistants go "FUCK FUCK CONFIRMED CHANGELING GIB HIM FAST BEFORE HE REGENERATES!!!". The scientist is tabled on the kitchen counter, and the confused chef quickly rushes to gib the scientist since he himself saw a few of the victims and radio drama.

The scientist's player is now clearly confused that he was killed by a group of three people without having done anything, so he sends an adminhelp explaining what happened.

There's only one admin, who was inactive during this whole conflict and the adminhelp made him return to the game. WHAT SHOULD HE DO???
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>>122573305
Nothing since it wasn't intentional and they killed him out of confusion and the his death was kinda planned by the antag
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>>122573305
Nothing
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>>122573305
Correct answer: nothing

Right answer: ban all powergaming validhunters
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>>122573305
"I'm looking into it"
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>>122573305
Pause the porn for starters, check current antags, attack logs for the victim and antag, realise whats gone on and then proceed to return to the porn before they lose their semi.
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Storytime, /ss13/

What's the stupidest time you ever got BWOINKed? No action was taken, but you had to explain your actions that would have normally been fine except for a crying faggot

For me
>Join late during a Nuke Ops
>Get killed in arrivals almost immediately
>ERT available
>Join
>Rush the bridge
>Take down a bunch of them before dying to a suicide bomb
>Guy in deadchat crying about getting killed
>He found a dead nukeop
>Decided it would be a great idea to put on their hardsuit
>Then go to where the ERT were fighting the nukeops
>BWOINK
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>>122574310
You can't fault a man for hunting ahelp valids, it's just like how every time there's a wizard the autodrobe always gets raided for all the wizard costumes it has
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>>122574310
>Be playing on server
>Forgot the name but they added in stairs so you can go up/down floors
>Be scientist
>Make an empty bomb and attach a signaler
>Repeatedly scream "ALLAHU AKBAR" and trigger it a fuckload
>BWOINK : "please stop"
>"no"
>"ALLAHU AKBAR" *beep**beep**beep*
>Banned permenantely
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>>122574310
I've done what you did a few times. It can get tricky with >>122574461 assholes ordering costume crates during raging and baiting you. But with nuke ops its so clear and definable. Only nuclear operatives have nuke op rigs. If some botanist (for some reason it's always a botanist) picks up a nuke op hard suit then he's made himself a target.

I've had to bwoink people during these situations and it's not really about thinking you did something wrong. It's about being thorough and making sure it is what I think it is.
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>>122574761
So, if I hear there's a wizard, and then see someone in wizard robes, should I shoot them or no?
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Behold, sexual honk-rassment!
It needed sound to be complete, hence the link.
http://webmup.com/789da/
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>>122568680
you wanna know something cool?
bulletproof vests don't cover arms
arms have a 80% hit chance
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>>122574310
>neutralize a noob acting like a bitch with no mods on
>their friendmin logs in
>bwoinked and insulted
>explain to friendmin the whole situation politely and calmly
>he gets REALLY mad and perma bans me. no logs or reasons needed just because I was insolent enough to disagree with him and his friend

pomf always unbans me the same day but this has happened enough times that I just pretend to be unrobust now. oh and my notes never get cleaned up so its just a litany of lies about me spewed by shitmins long since deadminned for this kind of faggotry.
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>>122573305
Fine, here's your reply.
Nada. You don't get banned for killing someone who was framed, unless you can reasonably check.
can I go back to watching my twink pornography now?
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>>122575691
why am I even replying to this
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>>122576127
Ckey?
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>>122573896
I hate you.
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>>122574310
>Dr.celt bwoinks me and tells me to behave or ill get permabanned
>i literally dindu nuffin expect walking around the hallways
>turns out he was bored and he chose a random player to bwoink
>i almost had a stroke
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>>122576330
why?
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>>122570353
>space ferguson
DELETE THIS.
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>>122576127
>friendmin
Who?
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>>122576127
THIS TOTALLY HAPPENED

100%
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>>122576674
lol a banned admin. i know that doesnt narrow it down but I gain nothing by perusing this further. he is gone and replaced by some other human garbage that amuses pomf.

>>122576710
why lie? it happens all the time.
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>>122570353
YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN
DON'T YOU KNOW CHEMSMOKE IS APPLIED 50 TIMES PER SECOND
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>>122576550
what an absolute banter merchant
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>>122570353
pigs in a blanket, fry em like bacon
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>>122574761
>Some idiot put on a syndicate hardsuit, e-shield and gun at hand
>Gets his ass gunned down
>DumbassMcStupid: "WAAAH I TOLD EVERYONE I WAS IN COP GEAR I DINDU NUFFIN"
>Logs show that he radioed in AFTER the telecomms explosion

Every darn time.

Take your death with pride if you're going around poking people with pens during a changeling round or throwing books named "tank transfer valve assembly" around security when Pete rises from his grave.

It sure is funny, admittedly. I really want to slap people who ahelp when they get destroyed for it.

>>122575073
I would advise against it until they start casting spells. A genius clown wearing wizard robes yelling spell phrases deserves to get an ass wooping in my opinion.
These cases are lame because people will literally go ham on some guy wearing fake robes and when bwoinked they would go "HOW WUS I SUPPOZ 2 KNO" when they were chasing them around for minutes and their target hasn't casted ONE spell. No one is in the right, I guess.
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>deity broke bombs
when will /ss13g/ wise up and kick this fucking baguette to the curb
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>>122576563
So I can read your notes
>>122574310
Please don't blame us when you get bwoinked for a stupid reason and not banned, usually we're insulting them for bwoinking us we are just pretty much obligated to message you
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>>122577524
>so I can read your notes
pass.
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>>122577118
ISIS already tried
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>>122577640
too soon
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>>122577118
It was only for a couple rounds, but then again why the fuck wasn't the PR tested before merge?
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Is it just me or does everyone on vgstation just ignore the antags and let them do whatever they want or worse yet, help the antags out for no reason?
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>>122575691
HE ACTUALLY WENT A CODED IT, THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!
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>>122577118
Bombs are for faggots
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>>122578341
this desu
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>>122577524
Can we have a Notes party?
I'm scared.
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>>122578031
sometimes theres valid hunters if you dont emag the borgs early
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>>122576550
>Admin bwoinks me
>Starts asking me how I am and talks about what he's having for food
>Try not to panic
>Try not to show any signs of panic
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>>122576973
They're both definitely not at fault. The guy who wasn't surprised by the wizman /not/ gibbing him with a fireball is the one at fault. The clown LARPing as a wizard is just the clown being the clown. I could understand being confused by someone pretending to be a tator, but wizard isn't exactly a subtle antag. I can't speak for others, but if I stun a wizard and he doesn't immediately try to avoid me by disappearing and moving through walls, then I'll at least consider the possibility that it's a dumbfuck in a wizard robe.
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>>122578031
I think a lot of /vg/ station is surprisingly pretty full of RP, and they enjoy fucking around doing their job and doing chaotic space socialization.
Even more people I think love to watch everything going wrong, and enjoy trying to frantically survive, hence why no-antag antags are pretty fucking annoying.
With all of this I think the assholes who helps antags are easier to spot.
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>>122574310
>be ghost
>cargo is building a fuckhuge AME
>turn the lights off
>when somebody turns them on, turn them off again
>do it for a while
>BWOINK
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>>122578031
We have a chronic case of "not enough antags", so people often enable antags to prevent the round from becoming extended.
No antagging, no fun.
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>>122578691
>Walking around randomly
>Head Bwoink noise.
>Freak out because I got dumped into med and was shit at it
>No messages.
>No idea if having OOC off disables bwoink messages
>AHelp to see if they tried to say something
>Two more Bwoink Noises
>Frantically flipping settings
>No replies ever again.
Boy those admins know just the right formula to incite pants-shitting fear.
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AWAY MISSIONS WHEN
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>>122574310
>Fuckface the Xenobiologist has joined
>Raising baby slimes
>get the one that spawns aliums and other fun stuff
>Put it in secure enclosure, and with the intent to inject it with plasma
>BWOINK WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP THAT
>SUBTLE MESSAGE YOU FEE LIKE THIS IS A BAD IDEA
>BWOINK ANSWER ME!!11
>What the fuck man.jpg
>Fine, I'll stop. Jeeze.
>... Next round, go to my usual engineering. Specate halfway through and head to xenobiology.
>Two guys did exactly what I was going to do
>awho
>Same admins online
Swear to me mum, I like our admins, for the most part, but sometimes I just want to slap them. There was no reason to harass me with bwoinks and subtle messages, and then turn around and not bother when others are doing the same thing. Fickle as fuck.
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>>122579007
>>122578031
I once spectated Angelite in atmos setting up a highly pressurized system, and a borg came in and said, "This is dangerous, isn't it? What would happen if someone messed with atmos controls in the departments?" Or something like that. His response was basically, "Bad things", and then the borg fucked off. Not 10 minutes later people are screaming about being slammed into walls by air pressure. Turned out to be malf round. Angelite didn't even radio that shit in. Was pretty funny though, from a spectator's perspective.
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>>122578858
Never underestimate the extent people go for valids. I've seen my example happen more than once.

You'd imagine a regular with a ckey older than my own can determine what is and isn't a wizard

But it still happens.
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>>122579286
I have a feeling there could be context and stuff here, depending on if the Round was already a hectic one, if you were a player with a history of naming yourself 'fuckface', and most importantly...
if perhaps those two were in fact talking to the admins, and maybe in fact replied that they knew what they were doing.
But I don't know, and I have a feeling you don't either?
t. hasn't_been_an_admin_in_ages
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>>122579580
"If I win it was justified self defence and not valid hunting"
"If I lose AHELP AHELP FUCKING VALID HUNTERS."
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>>122579639
The fuckface was a placeholder. And I have zero notes attached to my ckey. As for them talking to the admins, it was well into the round, so I imagine it's one of 3 things: The admins fucked off; the admins spoke to them and decided it was fine; the admins didn't notice. I think the former is the most likely, but still, if a xenobiologist is actually using the secure enclosure, it's pretty obvious they don't intend to release their aggressive aliens into the station. There's better ways to troll using slime stuff besides. It definite didn't warrant admin input, so preferably my round would've went the same as their round.
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>>122579286
>Admins caring about gold slimes use in xenobiology

I feel as if there is more to it here. Hostile ones will just bash the windows and murderize you anyhow.

The only problem we have often is idiots thinking it is a great idea to throw them in hallways as non-antags or doing it in a "secure enclosure" which isn't secure at all.
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>>122580102
There really was nothing else going on, on my end. I can't speak for what was going through /their/ heads though. As for secure enclosure not being secure, sure, they could break out, but you could also space them if you're not just sitting there eating paint chips.
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>>122579580
>working science
>Air alarms on the vox outpost
>*sniff sniff* "smells like... raiders"
>he instantly prints off an assault rifles for us and we run off to the outposts
>RAIDERS
>their EMP granades does nothing to us
>we slaughter them all and take the ship back to dark space ending the round 25 minutes in

God bless Roger "A pox on the vox" Wilco
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>>122580847
Why does the AI have control over vox outpost, anyways?
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>>122567990
Gonna need some reference material, else it's gonna be based off the demoman Grenade launcher
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>>122580950
It doesn't have any control over the outpost.
Air alarms are just coded to report anything to the AI. So you could make an air alarm on the TComSat and it'd still get an alarm.
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>>122580847
Roger "Flipping the bird" Wilco
Roger "A cancer upon every feathered chancer" Wilco
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>>122581332
That's dumb, and it's also a problem as evidenced
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>>122579536
That round was hilarious because I didn't realize it was the borgs doing it, but instead the vents glitching up. That round I learned something. You need to forget that round though.
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>>122581575
make an issue on github then
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Ideas for a new job?
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>>122581737
We have enough.
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OH MY GOD SO MANY FUCKING HIVEBOTS
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>>122581737
it's like an engineer except he's also a clown
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TOP TIER ROUND
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>>122581827
So an atmos tech?
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>>122580847
>Roger "a buck for every duck" Wilco
Is vox raider even in our rotation? Haven't seen fluke raiders in a while.
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>>122581896
No, Grease Monkey.
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Syndicate xenobiology should be able to actually spawn xenos.
The one you can summon with slime magic is AI controlled and dies after a moment.
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>go find the hivebot controller
>find it next to security in space
>METEOR SHOVER
>controller gets hit by many meteors
>I get hit with few meteors directly
>everything obliterated
>survive with broken leg and full hp because dionas in ERT armor are balanced
Good shit.
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Wrecking hivebots/10
>>122581135
If you want to redo the sprite that's fine but I'm asking for in hand sprites. The reference is the existing icon.
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>got to slaughter tons of hivebots with a gatling gun
Gud round
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>>122581972
Sadly no, I think it's a fun gamemode
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>>122582071
But probe, that's the rapid syringe gun sprite, isn't it?
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>>122581861
That round gave me acid reflux.
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>>122582167
Yup.
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>>122581981
So we can have a xeno infestation
every
single
round?
No thank you.
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>>122582071
Shit man, take one step back so you'll only be attacked by one hivebot and not 3 at a time
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>>122582273
>implying they dealt any damage
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>>122582240
Hey you know what?
We can also have singuloo every single round.
But we don't.
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>>122582273
I did, it was me shouting over the radio to do it. It was just the timing of the ss.

>deaths:
by hivebots: 0
by friendly fire from gatling guns: 2
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>>122582007
Actually, it only got hit with one meteor and then I made it blow up several times after that as though it were self destructing.
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>>122582469
>telling them the secret magic
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>>122574761
Can confirm, I am a botanist and a shitter.

t. erfdficlkpetkdfkers
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>>122582386
WERE YOU PLAYING NOT DEADMINNED YOU SHITMIN

IMMA GONNA FILL A DEADMIN REQUEST IMMA DO IT
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>>122582469
Aww, got me there. Still awesome event.

Were those meteors intended?

Also turrets need apc power to function.
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>>122583619
No they weren't, it was random, but I rolled with it.
And yeah, I know, they were just there for decoration.
>>122583554
Admins don't have to deadmin unless they're a Head, Sec, or antag.
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>>122575073
Wizard is a bit different. Similar, but just different enough. The short version is show good judgement. The long version is don't know people if you're not sure they're killing others or causing havoc, and if you do kill people by mistake thinking they were the ones causing havoc then you better be taking their ass to medbay and staying with them until you undo your mistake.

Just have a sharp eye and be on the lookout for those fake beards fake-wizard hats come with. If you see someone who may be a wizard but you aren't completely sure then examine and back away so you can look at what they're wearing.

>>122583554
I would have rather been deadminned. Can you imagine how deflating it is for me to respond to ahelps on how to singuloose while playing engineer? Then I have to pointedly ignore engineering unless I had a reason to return there. It's terrible.

There were no other admins online, 10 active players, and a chief engineer who was going to get slammed by meaty whores. I had to answer the phones but we also needed players.

It's not an enjoyable experience and speaking for myself, I end up doing two jobs badly rather than focusing on adminning or playing.
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>>122583752
>Admins don't have to deadmin
That's terrible.
Admins should deadmin everytime they play unless deeply into autism, like xenobiology, librarian, xenoarcheology, janitor, and maybe pacifist miner.
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>>122584169
But then there's fewer admins to respond to problems that the players are having.
As long as the admins don't use the information that they get in ahelps to metagame, what's the problem?
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>>122584083
Chief Engineer here, I really, REALLY appreciate the fact that you signed up in order to help me with meteors. That was probably the most destructive meteor swarm I've ever seen so far, and I probably wouldn't have been able to handle it by myself.
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>>122582383
That's because no one but scrubs uses them.
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>>122584169
I agree with you. For the reasons I said above, you said, and >>122584437 touched on.

Its not fun for me to play with hands tied behind my back, compartmentalizing information, and going braindead to help players with issues regardless of whether itsba good time for me or not.

Its far better to just deadmin and let the other admins handle it. However in this case, I joined because there were no admins online and there were pending, unanswered ahelps. If another admin had joined I would have gladly deadminned.

The tldr is life is imperfect and if any of us do anything inappropriate we are deadminned same day, minute nuke finds out.
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>you will never see Angel Hawke creampied by meaty whores

why live
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>>122585639
Stop that.
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>>122585639
>you will never handcuff Hrist Valkyr to a pipe and defile her
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>>122584169
In a perfect world, we'd be alright to deadmin, but most of the time there's only one or two active admins on for most of the day, the rest being AFK in lobby or just not present
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>>122584437
It's not just ahelps, there's a number of logs that appear that could influence over gameplay.
Knowing where an explosion was, who shoted who, or emitters being deleted in big letters that are hard to not notice.
Admins are human.
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>>122585935
It's not megagaming unless they actually ACT on that information.
Some type of compromise has to be made, you know.
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>>122585935
Yeah, well, like >>122585334 said, life is imperfect.
Would you rather have a crewmember that has some metaknowledge but goes out of their way not to fuck anyone over with it, or would you rather have no admins online to handle admin business?
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All admins are powertripping faggots.
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>>122585935
Except it's also incredibly easy to ignore said information and just play the game and focus on whatever you're doing that shift. After playing for so long, most admins don't give a single fuck about winning the round or chasing valids.
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>you will never make sweet love to freakinabonk
i have been keked and i don't like it
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>>122586119
There are other options other than mixed or none, pure player no admin, and observing admin.

>mock the librarian in deadchat
>becomes catatonic
>"Fuck you"
>regains movement
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>>122586664
Do you think Niggly is so salty because of all the semen he swallows?
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>>122582386
What do you use the RCL for? I thought it had potential for solars but then I realized there's no reason to do solars quickly because you can have a TEG up in 3 minutes for 5MW

It's really good situation-ally like if the entire brig blows up or if you want to build a room far out into space, but I don't have a good reason to carry one around. Maybe I'm missing something?
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>>122585334
>>122583554
I never do anything too important when I admin while playing. Usually assistant, botany, bartender. If an active min is on I'll dedmin because chat flood is real among other things

>Bartending
>Handle ahelp about an antag murder
>The antag walks in
>Stands at the table
>Sweating
>NO META ALLOWED
>"What can I get you?"
>Lasers me to death

You have to play way differently. Pretty much got to let them roll over you if you have even a tiny bit of knowledge.
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>>122586664
I find this somewhat difficult to swallow since we can type dsay "Fuck you" and talk in deadchat at any time without bothering to press F5. Additionally, pressing F5 will ghost you but you will only appear braindead, not catatonic.

I will concede that niggly can be a salty huggabear sometimes and its plausible he said that. He might take the D but he don't take no shit.

>>122587549
>It's really good situationally like if the entire brig blows up..

Meteors.
I only use the RCL in three situations. Solars if I'm feeling lazy since it's wasteful, or when I anticipate widespread destruction, or when I'm building an entirely new room.
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>>122574310
One time Rei bwoinked me out of nowhere and just said "Stop ban evading"

This was after I had been around for about a year, so I dunno if he was drunk or just fucked up a send. I looked at the logs later and they didn't clear up any of the mystery. To this day I am not sure if Rei knows what he is doing.
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>>122587758
Rei is a braindead retard who shouldn't be an admin in the first place.
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>>122588009
this desu
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>>122570509
When never
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>>122587758
M8 I've explained this to you over 8 times. It was basically equivalent to>>122576550
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>>122588601
The story is still funny

Also I haven't even posted it nearly that much so it sounds like you've been making a habit of it
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>>122587689
I'd like to jump in that it's easily the #1 test for Admin quality. I've done a lot of administration in games when I had more free time, and I really appreciate how good the team's been on this server.
The troubles are playing the game without being a bully, ( otherwise you'll get bored and resent the occupation ),
having the patience to make sure you hear what everyone has to say,
and having you make yourself a "superman".
Everyone looks up to admins, so you can't have metagrudges, you can't bicker, and you can't be a bitch unless you want to see that in your community.

I could usually manage 2/3 at a time. :U
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>>122588719
Mate I've heard this exact same story over 5 times now in the past two months. And I keep telling you each time what happened, but then you still post the story saying you don't understand what happened.
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>>122587758
He did the same thing to me, and it was right after I moved, so I panicked.
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>*BWOINK* congratulations, your kudzu got a lot of people mad :^)
>i'm not botanist
>i didn't make any kudzu
>I'm fairly sure there was no kudzu on the station at all in the whole round
>never seen admin's name before
What did they mean by this?
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>>122587758
Sometimes PMs are all fucky.
>PM by selecting mob
>Gives me a totally different ckey when I send out the ahelp

Usually means they ghosted and the game doesn't want to give you "client not found" which is only a minor inconvenience but the reactions from misfired bwoinks always make me laugh. Usually seething rage or utter confusion.

>>122588814
Reminds me of the Agent 47 thing or whatever. Which admin was that again?
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>>122588867
Rei, the fact that your numbers keep changing so rapidly doesn't help my confidence in your memory.

But really if the story being reposted bothers you, maybe you shouldn't be sending false bwoinks in the first place? I mean, if it's something you're proud of then no harm, right?
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>>122589123
Kilkun
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>>122589162
I don't care about the story, post away.

I just don't understand why you continue to say how confused you are and how you don't understand what happened when I've explained it multiple times, lol
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>>122589362
I don't consider the answer to be a reliable one because it came from Rei. This explains my continued confusion.
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>>122589019
>N3X15
>bannable
you'd have to play first

>>122589023
>>122589123
>open someones notes
>its the wrong persons notes
>panic for a second and make sure I'm talking to the right person and I haven't made a big misstep thanks to byond
>carry on without telling anyone anything went wrong
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>>122589517
Who else are you expecting to get an answer from?
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>>122589664
I'm not looking for an answer.
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>>122589123
>implying agent 47 was a superman
I'm still asshurt people only took advantage of that event once. It had so much potential, but it ended up with me sitting in the god damned laundry bathroom all week with nothing to show for it.

At least the one player who got the role did an okay job when it finally came time.
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>>122589890
Shut the fuck up kilkun, agent 47 was complete shit
I remember you coming out of the bathrooms in the bar, shooting me in the face, and dragging me back there to ask me some questions that I had absolutely no involvement in
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>>122589664
Someone competent.
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>>122589664
Dont shit talk kurfurst you ass hat
He is thrice helpful to this community compared to your sorry ass
Just do us all a favour and eat a bullet you useless sack of shit
>>122589832
I got this my man you go and code new shit no need to deal with this ass faggot anymore
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>>122590118
Go away niggly you massive fucking fag I've told you already that was probably Talvan.

The literal 7 rounds I played, nothing like that remotely happened. So if Talvan didn't do it you can go suck a dick and stop making shit up.
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>>122590321
I'm not making shit up and I'm not niggly
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>>122589019
Who the fuck are you and why are you trippin?
switch to the superior 4chanX already
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>>122590630
4chanX doesn't support name field automation my contribution of laziness.

Also, the OP fucked up and put /ss13g/ into the fucking name field.
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>>122590525
>I'm not niggly
Despite that being the exact thing Niggly has accused me in the past of doing.

The ONLY time I could see this being true was when Talvan was made 47 after I finally got hired, which I EXTREMELY doubt because I remember having to watch him closely so he didn't die immediately, or one of the countless times after I'd been deadminned that I rolled traitor as a clown and named myself Agent 47 for shits and giggles.
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>>122587758
the logs showed he was looking for someone to ban and tried to get someone to admit they were evading by randomly bwoinking someone. Deadmin rei he is worst admin, and also a rampant shitposter.
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>>122588601
>LE XD im SO RANDOM I BWOINK 4NORAISON!!!1!
>HURRR WHY DO YOH POST THIS STORY
>WHY ARE YOU CONFUSED?
he is confused because he didn't know that this level of retartedness is even possible
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>>122590869
Yeah, it happened to me too you faggot
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REMOVE REI remove rei
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>>122590869
stop taking the bait

What's the latest progress on the game, my man?
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>>122574310
>lone detective
>start scanning around
>uncover some cult activity
>somewhere along the line I get promoted to some sort of all access HoS
>try to contact the chaplain but he was made quick work of
>"Welp, only one thing left to do now"
>Suit up and look for the two names I had
>Shoot one on the research outpost, barely dodging a welder tank explosion myself
>head down to engineering and ambush the CE
>he had started a plasmaflood
>light the locker room on fire and toss him in there, minus his helmet and cuffed
>escape on a pod
>Aurx gives me the quizdown
>explain everything
>says I did a good job and lets the round end on schedule

My first and last Manny Pardo round. It's a shame the rest of you ran it into the ground, I had a lot of fun with it.
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>>122591241
Rei is honestly a samefagging shitposter who METAGRUDGES and touches his penis while banning the very same people he metagrudged, WAKE UP SHEEPLE
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>>122591250
It's not fucking bait you giant retard
Why would I claim he did something when he didn't, it doesnt benefit me in the slightest
That exact thing happened to me and I didn't even know it happened to niggly too
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>>122591221
Okay bud. I totally believe you ;)

>>122591250
Detailed portraits that I don't want to post because they are all around half finished and most are of late-game bosses.

>In maintenance
>CLANG CLANG CLANG
>This guy emerges from the dark
>Where's that fukken disk, scum?
What do you do, assistant?
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>>122591737
damn my short term memory has gone to shit.
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>>122591926
ur a faget
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>>122591926
You should probably end your life.
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>>122591996
:'((
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I eat shit for breakfast
t.Rei
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When are skellies coming back?
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>>122592317
Cracked acked never come back
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>>122592317
NEVER
EVER
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>>122592381
>>122592396
Damn :(
I want to play sweet music on my ribs though
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>>122591737
>no assistant ever answers what they'd do
you guys are no fun.
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>>122592784
Kill yourself.
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>>122592741
That's just like me! Except I do it on /vg/
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>>122590205
>implying im rei

You sound like a roodypoo though so you should grab a noose for the greater good.
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>>122592784
UNGA BUNGA and throw a spear at him.
Considering how robust ops normally are I bet I would win the resulting fight too.
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>>122592828
K..KEEP ME POSTED
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>>122592784
Give him the disk and the spare ID I previously got, then proceed to go kill pun pun.
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>>122593129
Post ckey and I will
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>>122592996
>tfw take a short break doing sprites for game a few days ago
>start working on a nuke ops overhaul that would make them post-human cyborgs, Syndicate style
>get a trenchcoat sprited up, add in robot limbs that are immune to EMP, can punch through walls, do 25 brute, make unbreakable grabs, free magboots vox style, etc
>realize my codebase is over 1000 commits behind
>try to sync it
>get a shit ton of errors
>finally resolve everything
>it overwrote all of my shit
>mfw nuke ops will forever be a shitty 5 traitor gamemode because github for windows is shit and I refuse to use anything else
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>>122593305
Sure. It's leatherhead1
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>>122593461
>not making a backup of all the files you changed before mucking with Git
You asked for it.
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>>122592943
Did i hurt your feeling with my harsh attitude?
Do you feel a certain strange feeling in you lower part of your body specially your buttocks?
Do you feel a trickle of cold tear on your cheeks?
If the answer of any of these questions is yes then i think you might be mad :^)
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>>122593461
K..KEEP ME POSTED
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>>122593479
Sent ;)
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>>122593461
I used to use that until I switched to smartgit, it just werks.
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>>122593479
I already took that username mate pick another one
and you know whats funny? Leatherhead was already taken
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>>122593461
>I refuse to use anything else
But why?
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>>122593594
Reddit please go
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>>122593880
Im from tumblr faggot get your shit together
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>>122593702
I tried to use smartgit when we were on gitlab

set up ssh and everything afaik correctly, but it threw an error anytime I tried to make a pr

Never cared enough to try and figure out what was going on. Git is fucking retarded and so is most open source culture. You only have to look at the dumb ass special snowflake lingo that was made up 4noraisin to see just how bad it really is.

Because "fetch upstream" is somehow better and more clear than "update from source"

It's like Byond with it's procs and atoms.
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>>122594023
Fuck off already kilkun, you aren't relevant
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>>122594116
if I'm not relevant why do I have a secure tripcode?

checkmate.
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>>122594023
That's what you get for working on something so useless. You could have done something way more important with that time, like honking tits.
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>>122594023
Git really is a nightmare to work with
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>>122591737
kilkun why the fuck would I lie about this
I'm not trying to get you deadminned or banned, because you're already bothn
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>>122594023
Then make something better.
In honesty though, git has all the tools you need to navigate around problems like that. It's not the softwares fault that you worked with old code, and it helped you realize that you had old code before you overwrote someone else's work.
I will concede though, the THREE BIGGEST THINGS PROGRAMMERS struggle with...
Are Naming things and off by one errors
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>>122594361
It's not that bad. What do you have problems with? I'm hammering out a list of things to cover in a video for the wiki since the basic stuff is so basic but people are sent to multiple places to learn all they need to know.
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>>122594023
i especially love how the search command for git is "grep"
you know , "grep"
practically a synonym for search, really rolls off the tongue
but the best bit is that to stop showing search results, you gotta press q to quit, and it doesn't say that anywhere in the screen
genius
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Can someone post the Clown sprite, or tell me where to find it? I need it for a PES model.
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>>122594678
>three biggest problems programmers struggle with
>lists two things
>off by one errors
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>macrofags think they're robust
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>>122594675
I don't know anon, why are you lying about this?

>>122594678
>Then make something better.
You have no idea how much I want to. To see Git wiped from the face of the earth in lieu of something for casuals like me is the final item on my bucket list.
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>>122594784
Download the source, open the .dmi files for clothes, masks, shoes, and humans, then overlay the sprites for the clown jumpsuit, mask, and shoes onto the sprite for a human.
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>>122595183
>You have no idea how much I want to.
Then do it.
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>>122594730
>not knowing your Unix

God EVERYBODY should know and memorize all of System V's functionality so you know that grep stands for Globally search Regular Expressions and Print them /s
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>>122595138
>tries to shittalk other people
>posts moeshit reaction image
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>>122595305
2bizee building a future and a game. Right now my plate is fuller than a thanksgiving feast. I'll revisit the idea in about 15 or so years when I've graduated university, built a startup and made it past the valley of death, and turned it into a company that I can trust to run itself while I use my capital I gained to become 2chainz by day and solver of cs grads' moronic design flaws by night.
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>>122595712
good luck but you will fail
:^)
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>>122594703
Wild bills guide is great
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>>122596240
I miss wb so much. He was the bob ross of coding.
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>>122596393
Wb lives in the heart of any coder that is willing to ask for help or give help to another

You are never truly without bill as long as you code with others
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>>122596393
He helped me fix a squash error in one of my first PRs.
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I wonder, if the admins who banned be get demoted, do I get to get unbanned?
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>>122598413
*me, not be
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>>122598413
Make a ban appeal. Probably not though since your ban passed the casual review of other admins.
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>>122598934
What are you talking about?
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>>122599186
If you were banned and think it was unfair then make an appeal. The admin banning you being an active or inactive or removed admin doesn't change procedure.

There are plenty of people on the ban list that were banned by Sarca, or kilkun, and they're not just demoted but permabanned.
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>>122599304
I can't understand how someone becomes part of the admin team, spergs out, and gets permabanned for being shit. How hard is it to not let a 2d spacemen game get to your head?
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>>122599304
I think I'd actually have higher chances of getting unbanned if the ban itself magically vanished. Thanks.
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>>122599649
In both those cases, they were admins (of different levels of commitment) and were deadminned. Then a time later permabanned. In kilkuns case over a year and for doing completely unexceptional shitter things.
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Undermemes everywhere
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>>122600680
we have the same exact sprite.
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>>122600680
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hippy
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>>122600680
>teamspeak
How fucking meta can you get?
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Cap here. you all did good
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>>122600680
>Sue back on Hippie
Good. They can keep her.
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>want comfy botanist round
>get ling
>first ling dies 1 Minute in
>slightly poison some People by feeding them poisonous Food
>Sec permas me for being a ling despite not having committed any other crimes
>dionae not even trying to hide they are using Knowledge from while they were dead
GG no re
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please explain how rapid parts exchanger works
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>>122600680
>those tasers
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>>122600680
man do they ever have ugly sprites. boxing gloves with knives attached sound nice though.
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>>122600680
I want my Sue back
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>>122601320
it's a bag for parts, you screwdriver the machine, click the machine with it and it swaps the parts, you screwdriver the machine and walk away.
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>>122601298
I told sec that we didn't have evidence that you were a ling, you were permabrigged for having poisoned people. I also heard some people were killed, but I don't know bout that
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>>122601298
>>dionae not even trying to hide they are using Knowledge from while they were dead
make a ban request. hell, even point to a log.

>>122601320
fill it with parts. go to a machine. screwdriver the machine. apply the RPED to the machine. screwdriver the machine shut. walk away.
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God damn how did Kaneki get cloned? I didn't decapitate them but I spaced them VIA mass driver without any suit sensors.
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>>122601298
You gave at least two people I know about a lethal amount of synap, one an officer.
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>>122601495
Probably had a genetic backup.
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>>122601557
>>122601298
Yes, thats why you got brigged
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>>122601590
The corpse was brought to med. Dunno who got it or how, though.
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>>122601703
That's asinine.
Unsure who was the silent guardian that round either.
I can only assume it was the Journalist or it was the mime respawning as a diona
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>>122601409
>>122601461
So I have to build plastic parts and fill the RPE with it?
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>>122602407
they don't have to be plastic, or even above tier 1, but it takes parts yes, it swaps any lower tier for higher so the high goes in the machine and the inferior part inside the rped.
You can click on a pile of parts with the rped to fill it with them instantly
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>>122602590
but obviously they should be above t1 otherwise whats the point?
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Thingken of Xenos...
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>>122605027
HOW TO MAKE EXTENDED INFINITELY BETTER: EXTENDED ONLY RANDOM EVENTS

INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO: BLOB, XENOMORPH INFESTATION, NINJA
>>
This is Tau Ceti Daily, bringing you a special report.

Nanotrasen CEO, Johnson Lovelocker, will be giving a speech at the NT Summit at New York, USA, Terra. The speech is expected to address the latest rumors about the tensions between Nanotrasen and several other corporations.

Johnson Lovelocker was appointed CEO of Nanotrasen in April 17th, 2557. His pro-humanity stance was challenged when he notably let Vox serve as crew aboard the SS13 project. Lovelocker was quoted as saying, "Yeah, I know what I said about birds and food. But hey, cheap labor, right?"

The NT Summit will be held sometime in the following weeks, and will be broadcasted live via all major television networks.
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Show it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuC_Yms3pa8

Naked Assistant with a gun saying the AI is Malf.wmv
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>>122605613
I'm too picky and reset it at the start of every round then put the job I want on high and return to lobby if unavailable so I can pick again.

Having EVERYTHING on low is interesting though. Usually better if no heads though.
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>>122605437
What the fuck is Terra? Is this another one of those stupid ass bay lore rewrites for no apparent reason?
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>>122605885
>not knowing of Terra in the Sol star system
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>>122605885
Terra is Earth you fuck.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Terra+(planet)
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>>122605885
M8...
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>>122606035
>>122606053

Why the fuck wouldn't you just say Earth? What is the point of giving it another name?
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>>122605885
confirmed underage

ban when
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>>122606235
Earth is a title, Terra is the name.

Same with the Sun, it's name is Sol.
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>>122606235
To name it like all the other planets and star systems we've discovered?

Science can't give special treatment to our home.
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>>122606317
I have never once in my life heard of Earth referred to as "Terra" and I'm quite a bit over 18.
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>>122606479
That's called being American.
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>>122606235
It's the Latin name for Earth.
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>>122606417
>>122606479
Fun fact: Terra has a natural satellite orbiting it, called Luna.

The more you know!
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>>122606529
I guess you're probably right. I was never taught that Sun was Sol either but I knew that from other games and such calling it Sol, but I've never seen a game or anything else refer to Earth as Terra.

T-thanks American education system
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>>122606670
Astronomy uses primarily Latin and sometimes Arabic for the naming of objects. Very rarely Greek.

Otherwise we'd probably call Terra by its Greek name, Gaia.
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>>122606670
It would be easier if you had learned Spanish with your future Mexican overlords in mind.
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I'm a day late, its time for the weekly pomf shitpost
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>>122607019
Why? Ancient civilizations fucking suck. Science's mad boner for latin is shit. English 100% every day baby.
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>>122607135
English has Latin roots.

It's why English has the double negative grammar rule. It exists in Latin, too.
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>>122607492
English WORDS have Latin roots.

English is literally a Germanic language. Have you ever wondered why English and German share the same sentence structure?
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>>122608116
ur a fag, sacred
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>>122608116
Sacred
Come
On
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>>122608164
FIGHT ME CHICKEN
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>>122608116
What a fucking stale meme, holy shit when will this end?
Your memes > My memes. Simple fact of life.
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>>122609115
>your memes > my memes
That's a fact of life indeed, my memes are indeed superior to yours, lad.
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>>122609315
Drats!
Foiled again!
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hey pomf

who is your favorite shitter and why is it beardbeard?

also

come play on citadel station with us and fuck shit up.
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DEATH TO THE CHAPEL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Gbz2XdTVE
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>>122605437
>>122606053
>>122606178
>>122606317
>bay lore
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>>122611170
can somebody explain this viper meme to me
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Who are these niggers saying sec borgs should be removed entirely?
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>>122612276
why shouldn't they be removed
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>>122611358
>he doesn't smoke crack

coward
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>this round

KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME
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>>122613772
Stop with the ic in the thread, Sheev.
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>>122585639
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT MY PURE WAIFU
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>>122613772
icky ocky
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>>122614117
>>122614153
>Do not post round sensitive information
>round sensitive information
>round sensitive information

>someone makes a comment on the round that contains no round sensitive information
>WOOW NICE ICKY OCKU
I want this meme to die
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>>122614708
All memes are dead. This is meme hell.
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>>122614825
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What a glorious round my fellow Templar
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>>122615048
DEUS VULT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R8viSgLTVM
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I lost my shit when this happened.
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>>122615104
Kill me.
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>>122615048
>>122615097
>everyone gathered around that sec officer
>someone says "THE BEAST!"
>hear like 4-5 sword hit sounds
I was fucking crying laughing
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>>122615104
>islamic diona nymphs
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Just remember Who is waiting for you when you meet inevitable death, kafir.
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>>122615198
I would have stopped them, but then I realized I'd go from living to meat in 3 seconds tops.

And the Crusaders were in fact the ones who gave us the saying "kill them all, God knows his own."
>>
>Linging it up
>Get caught
>Sec seems to not know I'm a ling but they find the Captain's Laser on my person
>They space it so I can't complete my objective
>Sting the warden for some reason, can't remember why, I didn't even want to bother with the genotypes becuase there was no point without the Captain's laser
>Medbay gets him away, so just leave
>Kicking it back, chillaxin and relaxin around the station
>Talk with a borg
>Inform him that the Warden is out for my blood
>Tells me I'm a suspect
>On a whim decide not to run away and try to reason with it
>Arrests me
>It has no evidence I'm a ling, except the Warden's word (who told the Captain)
>Hands me over to the Captain for execution
>On Asimov
Moral of the story, never ever try to reason with Silicon players. I'm sure he metagrudged me becuase I pushed him through a malfunctioning teleporter before following him myself, desu. I didn't know it was malfunctioning but you know what these people are like
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>>122614708
>posting anything about the round
>BUT IT'S NOT IMPORTANT LEL
>IT'S ALL A BIG MEME
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>>122615198
>Dealing with admin stuff with the changeling
>Suddenly see a pack of sword-and-board weilding sect flood out from maint
>They hamfist their way into engineering and kill a security officer
>Call it a day and just observe
>Probe floods escape with plasma
10/10 round
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>>122615481
git fucked alice
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>it's okay when the Christians do it

s m h, infidels
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>>122605613
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>>122615553
To be fare we were all screaming to lop off the head of the hop ling, the sec officer immediately takes his body starts tasing us and tries to flee with the body

One of the templars screams "HE CONSORTS WITH THE BEAST"

Meatgrinder ensues
>>
I'm fairly certain I made a serious mistake there and killed.. well most of you.

I used an artifact that had no main or secondary effect and assumed it was safe to finish off the templar bus with. As soon as someone got near it, plasma filled the shuttle.

>Oldman Nelson/CornColonel (@207,133,1) As Sol Common : AHH THE TRUE CROSS
>Oldman Nelson/CornColonel (@207,133,1) As Sol Common : BE WARY NOT TO TOUCH IT

>2 seconds later plasmafire

I was wrong to use an artifact, even one without effects, instead of just renaming busta nuts or something harmless and I'm almost certain this is on me. Nothing else in the logs indicate anyone plasma flooded and the only possible explanation after everything else is ruled out, is the True Cross artifact had a secondary effect I did not see which was plasma related.

That is entirely my fault and if you're mad you know how to shitpost.

>>122615104
oh lord that's perfect.
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>>122615104
oh, GRIMLOCK! you fucking idiot, you.
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>>122615824
People were ignoring my orders half the time, including that to stop the butchering of the sec officer, hilariously enough immediately after I say to not touch the true holy cross, plasma tears of the lord everywhere

Make sure to listen to your resident Oldman in the future he knows what he's talking about, most of the time
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>>122615732
whenever I leave it blank like that I end up with Captain or AI
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post yfw you were an antag's target for the whole round but all you did was sit in the library reading books, never dying
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>>122615824
You truly deserve death.
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>>122616483
I'm sorry. I can't unfuck it but I can apologize and not do it in the future.

>>122616042
Instant regret.

Also man was that a shitty sprite but I did what I could in five minutes with no artistic ability and no available sprite.
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>arriving in an evacuated station
I wonder what's the IC justification for that happening.
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> Bonkers the clown
> Walk around, get to the brig
> Someone is in a cell
> Decide I want to break into her cell and prank her, instead of letting her out
> Come in and the warden sees me
> Ask if I may fart on the prisoner
> He lets me in
> As soon as I fart a fucking bomb is thrown next to the cell window
> Blows up 2 seconds later

Bursted a lung laughing
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>>122617553
you weren't a very bright man and you may have failed the centcomm career test a bit
>>
>>122617635
Never, because Niggly "No Fun" Wiggly has a stick up his ass about Undertale anything getting added.
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EGG OR RIOT
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>>122617635
undermeme
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>>122617635
After this
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>play 12 hours
>no antag
>2:30am
>finally get an antag
>the rounds ends after like 15 minutes
I even got killed on sight by some other traitor with a radgun.
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>>122617740
I always mix Niggly and Shiggy.
Who's the waifu-approving gay pedo admin that won't stop shitposting OOC when DrCelt is on?
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>>122617908
Niggly
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>>122617908
Senaat1
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>>122617696
I found your ID and wondered what had happened to you (besides getting blown to bits)

You will be missed ;_;7
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>>122617771
Wrong picture
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>>122615481
Lings aren't human though.
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>>122617740
Or because we have enough undermeme references already, learn to have a bit of restraint.

We should at least get a sprite of an actual AI character first.
>>
>that AI that states that vampires are human and that wizards are not
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>>122615765
I forgot i was pulling it and i shitted my pants when i realized the weapons were real, didnt cared about comms because i was killing the catatonic ling
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>false positive ick in ock
>true ick ock afterwards
>ick ock again
>ooc disabled, "taking away your freedom"
>ock in ick "; G: absorving ooc"
>ock in ick "; Muh freedom"

At least everything exploded afterwards
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>>122617696
>type "Uhhh" unsure if it isn't just my brain collapsing in on itself from lack of sleep
>Security officer cuts off mid sentence
>All 3 of use become a pile of gibs at security

Good times.
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>>122617960
Wow, what a piece of shit.
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>Man! I haven't gotten an antag role in what feels like a month!
>Check general settings one day
>Everything is checked to 'No'
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>>122617740
You're delusional if you think Niggly is the only one tired of that fucking undermeme shit.

>>122617908
Sounds like you're mixing Shiggy and Niggly, again.

The first part sounds like Shiggy, the second part like Niggly
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>>122618449
>yfw idiots couldn't think of a more creative name to shitpost undertale with
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>>122618595
...what?
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>>122617635
>tfw no windows 95 screen or amiga ball
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>>122618680
haha undermeme amirite

"Undermeme" is uninspired
In my day we were creative with our shitposting
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>>122618680
You're retarded.
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>undermemers memeing up the thread again with their meme of the month game
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>>122605613
:0)
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>>122618889
ebin
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>>122618889
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>>122618889
mad
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>>122618889
>mfw undermemers get triggered when you call their meme game a meme
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>>122619107
>>122619218
>>122619432
Without fail.
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>>122619448
I swear, you people used "triggered' more than tumblr does
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>>122619868
How would you know that, anon?
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Good job proving once again why everyone hates you undertale faggots, bravo and well done. Your shit awful shill game isn't getting into the code anymore then it already is.
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>This thread is slowly transforming into Undertale vs Anti-Undertale

Why does this have to be a divisive issue? I hope you realize you're both a problem. Last night someone suggested a Mr. Handy skin for engborgs -- obviously spurred on by Fallout 4 -- and it got 0 replies. I'm not saying it was a good idea or a bad idea, but people didn't flip out and make the thread about it.

AND BECAUSE I WILL BE THE CHANGE I WANT TO SEE, here's something SS13 related:

Shadowmech AKA Paul Foster has suggested in the past that traitor chemists get a bundle as a traitor item option which would include chem mask + chem tank. Right now the only people who can get those items are scientists and it requires illegal 5. What do you think? How much should it cost if you think it's a good idea?
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>mfw changeling in arrivals O2 locker
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>>122619969
I don't know what you're talking about, there was literally no pro-Undertale posting

You sound schizophrenic, anon
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>>122619971
>x vs anti-x

Go away fence fiddler.
and join me in baiting the undermemers
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Undertale was a pretty good game but it was a fucking gift to the world to see how mad people get over it, both for and against it
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>>122620158
>reply post that wasn't about SS13
YOU
ARE
THE
PROBLEM

I personally award you "worst in thread".
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>>122619971
The problem is that undermemers feel they need to rival MLP fags in how much they want to shove their shit in your face. If you look at when it came out and was real popular, every single time deity link would get on the server he would "remind" people about the free demo version they can download. And midis would be spammed by other admins. And every fucking general in /vg/ had people yelling for others to play the game.

Like holy shit, maybe I would have checked the game out but I have absolutely no interest now that it's been screamed in my fucking ear like a gnat.
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>>122620356
YOU
ARE
THE
PROBLEM

YOU FAILED TO MAKE A POST ABOUT SS13
YOU ARE SUBHUMAN TRASH
YOU ARE A WASTE OF REPLY LIMIT

YOU, YOU PERSONALLY, HAVE CHOSEN TO MAKE THE TOPIC OF THIS THREAD UNDERTALE INSTEAD OF SS13

STOP SHOVING YOUR SHIT IN MY FACE
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>>122620356
Fanbase ruins something again, more news at 11.

This isn't new.

Now shut the fuck up and talk about spess you goddamn moron
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>>122620023
Are you blind by chance? Do you think everyone on the same side is just arguing amongst themselves with the exact same opinions?
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>>122620443
Fuck off you stupid faggot, it's ss13 related if this undertale shit is also being spammed in game, and people want undertale shit coded into the server.
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>>122620324
>>122620443
hue
>>
when is the new shipment of waifus coming in
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>>122619971
I-I like toolboxes, maybe we could have a green one?
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>>122620614
It's already been said that it's not being put in due to not being space or sci-fi related in the slightest.
Unwad your panties and stop shitting up the thread.
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>Some dude posts a map on github
>No pictures

So is someone going to open this file and see if it's any good?

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/6639
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>>122620616
Never. The waifu wells have run dry, the meme itself, a tad stale. The precious few we have left must be treasured and shared amongst us, no matter what tier they are.

Dibs on the russian though. I don't remember her name but she's qt.
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>>122620775
>unwad your panties
>said by the guy screaming in all caps about MUH WASTE OF HUMAN SPACE

Unironically fuck off and never return. No one ever said anything about it not being added because it's not space or sci-fi related, not only that, we have tons of references that are not space or sci-fi related.
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>>122620930
Sergei "The Crossdressing Medbay Man" Vladovich
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>>122620990
That's not me.
If that was me I probably would have typed that last post in caps. Stop assuming everyone who disagrees with you is the same person.
I'd prefer if you fucked off and never returned but since we're both anonymous we have no way of effecting that.
Why don't you just calm down a little and talk about something else?
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>>122621001
Not that faggot. The ACTUAL chick.

The one I've seen him trying to steal from me multiple times.
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>>122620930
Shiggy I think you should step down from adminning and check in to a mental hospital.

It's for your own good. And ours, but also yours.
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>>122620990
Actually that was someone else, not ME, ALL CAPS GUY. I didn't feel the need to respond to you again (and again, waste thread space) because he summed it up so well.

You seriously are complete fucking trash for making yet another non-SS13 post though. You're basically a brony at this point, since you see the need to shit up our general with non-SS13 posts. I bet the post you make in reply to me won't even be related to SS13 either. Defend that. Or better yet, don't defend it and give me your opinion on Shadowmech's ideas.
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>>122621135
I'm not shiggy tho.
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>>122621101
Natalya.
Sorry bub she's a lesbean.

But don't worry, fresh shipments comin' in soon
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>>122621148
Here's my opinion on Shadowmechs ideas; I have none but you should fuck off into a dark abyss. If you're going to whine that discussing the possibility of something being added to the codebase isn't SS13 related, then half of this thread should be purged by your specifications. In fact, the very github shit you want to discuss is not "SS13 related" by your logic.
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>>122619990
Why did you do this?
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>>122621335
>she's a lesbian

s-she is?

NOOOOOOOOOO
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>>122621374
Whoah there friend
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>>122620901
There's nothing really to see unless you like looking at map files.

>>122621227
>>122621135
Shiggs playing video games.
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>>122621374
>I have no opinion on ideas that would actually affect balance
>A refined fedora such as myself restricts his opinions solely to Undertale, so that is what I shall post about
Notice how the original guy talking about that game has already shut up now? And you haven't? That's because you're the one who wants to meme on us with your PANCAKES-tier shitflinging. Talk about space or take it to /v/.
>>
Randomly generated stations when?
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>>122616225
i have discovered the source of your problem.
click the "get random job if preference unavailable" button once.
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>>122621470
Something tells me this map won't be very interesting at all and will literally just be defficiency 2.0 from the early map preview, but I could be wrong
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>>122621582
>"Help arrivals"
>"Paramedic here, sorry, there are no exits to medbay, can't help."
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>>122621582
I can't even imagine the nightmare of code it would take to make this happen and make it not shit
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>>122621563
Ironic, let me take your words for you and show you why you sound like an idiot.

>A refined fedora such as myself restricts his opinions solely to one GitHub issue and absolutely nothing else, so that is what I shall post about.

One codebase discussion isn't somehow more "ss13 relevant" than another. Maybe you should go back to the play pen and learn how to deal with others.

You whine over and over about not talking about spess yet you're doing that exact thing right now. Stop being a hypocrite and get it through your thick skull that people can talk about other codebase issues aside from just the one you're solely focused on.
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>>122621582
Randomly generated z-levels when?
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>>122622057
Randomly generated code when?
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Daily reminder that the real enemy of SS13 is skub
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>>122622147
>trying to help a patient
>scan them with medical analyzer
>it has gun code this round and shoots them dead
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>>122622175
Not this shit again. Skub is perfectly A-Okay.

In fact, it's best done in groups, say, with a waifu.
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>>122622208
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>>122621428

>people speaking on my behalf

:^)
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>>122622276
who's your skubfu
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>>122622208
>trying to catch a suspect fleeing the scene of a crime
>shoot him with a taser
>the projectile is just a gun
>he picks up the gun and shoots back
>the projectile is another gun
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>>122622429
no joke i've always wanted an easter egg item that is a gun that shoots other guns that shoots guns.
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>>122622208
Something that causes items to act like other ones might make for a fun traitor item. Could be balanced by you needing to have the item you want the targeted one to mimic. Want that analyzer to be a gun? First you get one, and the analyzer will us that gun's stats for one shot.

Limited use item, of course.
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>>122622634
What about a knife gun?
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>>122622939
I miss Frank threads on /k/. They get deleted on sight now.
Sword gun when?
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>>122622327
I WANT TO FUCK YOU NATALYA
or just get to know you IC either works
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>>122623326
When you code and sprite it
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>>122622939
FWOCKA
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>>122618035
Why ISN'T this in?
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>>122621335
>She's a lesbian
What sort of trash am I that I can't even get THAT?
God damnit, I need to ante up.
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>>122619971
>a bundle as a traitor item option which would include chem mask + chem tank.
That is absolutely brilliant and I love it
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>>122624991
What are you doing trying to nab my waifu, you crossdressing russian fuck? Go back to your fucking buttslut chef.
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>>122621470
>That "Ring"

Shit nigger, at least use an actual "circle" instead of the lopsided shit in that.
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>>122625086
I'm not him but I can't even get his attention. It's tough being a cuteslut.
Stop me before it's too late.
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>>122625354
In other news, the URL-image link isn't working.
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Whoever the fuck was building that SME in atmos. Please make sure to fucking block the plasma pipes. Also dat TEG
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Hey guys
Hey
rocks

Stop talking about waifus you faggots
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Monkey-men provide 'Lings no genomes WHEN
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>>122625594
Stop.

Because Natalya is mine, bitch. Go back to trying to fuck your taken 'husbando' who's not even into >females
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>>122625594
no
you just have to not want it
look at terry. terry a superqt
notice me terry
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>>122621627
Probably. I fiddled with it a little.

Map tool isn't that bad once you get used to it. Contribute to egg/turd nugget station today!
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>>122625689
The failure came when I was trying to rush myself and forgot to close a canister I was filling with plasma.
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>>122625739


>mfw I was that ling
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>>122625720
Is it time for rockfus? I can talk about rockfus!

Hematite, magnetite, and limonite. I'd have a threesome with them.
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>>122625720
>that font
I'm disappointed in you, Elim
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And I took that pumpkin... I took that pumpkin and ran into to atmosia to fight the flames of careless errors! And I died... Your pumpkin will guide me to heavens, where I shall watch over your grand shenanigans, clown. Thank you... Clown...

In other news, that was a great round, I haven't been part of an ambitious engineering team like that in a while. The CE was free to ling it up 'cause we were absorbed in our own autism.
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>>122625824
Credit where it's due, using that busted cyborg as a shield was pretty clever.
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>>122625824
Stop being a such a shut in little shit
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>>122625778
That moment when we both realized that the emitter was still on. Hell ensured later on.
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>>122625895
Legitimately taking advice
What would you recommend instead?
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>>122625875
That would be a foursome.

Unless you just look at rocks getting it on.
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>>122625752
Now I learn the ultimate secrets. There's simply no stopping me. I will continue to do nothing important except the mail and vegetarian kitchens. That is all I need now.
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>>122625824
Were you not on harm intent?
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>>122625739
They nerf the paralysis sting
They take away their ability to eat monkeys
NOW THEY WANT TO TAKE AWAY THEIR MONKEY MEN!

Is there no end?

Also, horror lings really should be able to bash cyborgs with their big meaty hands.
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>>122625875
what about angelite?
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>>122625915
You've removed the shard for one
then close the plasma valve, and make sure all injectors are off

then fix fix fix
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>>122626005
depends, who would I be sharing her with?
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>>122626005
PORN
NOW
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>>122625720
Elim, are rocks hard? I'm having my rock exam in three weeks and I've no idea how to tell the buggers apart - all the granites look alike and there are gray samples that only vary slightly in colour. I did alright on the mineral exam, but you can do all sorts of things with minerals that you can't with rocks: my friend got two pieces of salt that he identified by flavour alone
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>>122625875
Garnierite is my bby.
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>>122625875
>needing three rockfus
Angelite is the best rockfu, everyone knows this.

>>122626005
Mah nigga.
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>>122625992


Nah, horror form can't punch borgs for some reason.
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>>122626092
What specifically are you having trouble with in identification?
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i can't tell if angelite is a rock or a waifu
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>>122625668
I thought making a circle would be weird if your walking down the hall so I tried to use as little curves as possible... that was the outcome, a turd nugget
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>>122625875
>>122625668
I see you there.

>>122625993
>>122625739
I've always been in favor of removing catatonic blood/genomes but it's tricky. First issue: Players can be mean-spirited and ghost as soon as the probiscus comes out and generally it encourages ghosting rather than dying which is not good. Second issue: Changeling has a really weak end game and hearing that roar of a horror form is the dinner bell for valids. It should be the other way around and people should fear it.

Ultimately though, I hate absorbing monkey men. It's the worst instance of stealth antagging imaginable. Instead of interacting (and killing) with the crew, you're isolating yourself and forcing quasi extended. Might as well not even be an antag.
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>>122626187
angelite is a top tier atmos player
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>>122626171
The rocks! The granites, the basalts, telling which ones are effusive, which ones are endogeneous and what the minerals composing them are! I still can't tell what mineral feldspar is - it's a new colour everytime I am shown one
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I wish I had transferred to atmos before I died foolishly
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>>122626312
The way I see it, I'd rather have more of the crew being able to interact with me as a horror form ling

vs.


Having to eat 15 members of the crew, before you can get that far though, you can bet your ass a shuttle call will ruin that since "HEY GUYS HAVE THE STATION IS MISSING, LET'S GO"
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>>122626447
haha how does that happen lol
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>>122626447
>>
Borers mind controlling monkeys again when?
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>>122587717
What the hell is a huggabear
This is such a late response oh god

Also jeez I don't actually get that mad about stuff, I was probably kidding if that did happen.


And I don't take any D!
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>>122626395
>granites
Granites always have visible crystals and have an abundance of light colored minerals (quartz, feldspar) with some darker ones (usually biotite)
They are always intrusive
>basalts
Always dark colored, sometimes have little bubbles in them, you will almost never have visible minerals, but are made of pyroxenes, plagioclase, and olivine
They are always extrusive
>feldspar
Potassium feldspar is usually pink-beige and plagioclase is usually white
Quartz usually appears as grey in granites but in reality it's clear
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>>122626691
BORERS BEING ABLE TO CONTROL SWARMS OF BEES THEN
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>>122626691
yes please

And remove the awkward message about something crawling up your leg. It messes up my stealth.
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>>122626704
stop being so cute niggly
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>>122626724
Get on steam brah I need to talk to you about a thing
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>>122626790
>And remove the awkward message about something crawling up your leg. It messes up my stealth.

So god damn much this.
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>>122626592
where were you when we needed to defeat the shitposting demon?
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>>122626704
I don't know I heard some girl say it and it sounded cute.

>>122626516
Those 15 people ended up going braindead cause nothing happened for an hour.
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>>122619971
Only if it comes with a big guy outfit and a agent ID card and a SE injector that makes you into a 'big guy'
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>>122627128
>http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Huggabear
I mean I guess I hug people a lot in spessmen but in real life hugs are kind of odd
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>>122627386
i'm pretty sure it comes from some show on bravo but I have no idea about the context.

i'm pretty sure not that.
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>>122626724
I feel more confident now! Thank you, Eliminator!
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>>122628084
No problem.
Lemme know if you need to know anything else.
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>>122626494
Hmm, what happens if you fill a foam extinguisher with stuff that isn't water? Can you get welder fuel foam?
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>>122626312
>Changeling has a really weak end game and hearing that roar of a horror form is the dinner bell for valids.
Is this real life?

It's true that the roar forms a lynch mob, but for good reason. Horror form is a laser sponge and any decently robust ling can bust in through windows, fuck up 2-3 people, and retreat back into space to recover.

Do you seriously want a horror form ling to be able to roll a lynch mob with no strategy? That's just encouraging dumb combat play.
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>>122628603
Last time I saw horror form all three changelings popped it in unison over the course of 60 seconds. It had a great reaction from the crew. People were scared.

Then all three were mercilessly slaughtered by a crew that could shit on a raging blob operative.
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>>122628719
I was in that shift and that didn't happen, it was one ling roaring over and over because they hesitated on the transformation

By the time they actually finished the transformation for real, everyone in the crew was armed
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>>122628808
Everyone in the crew was already armed, I was making combat gygaxes for security.

Horror form almost never instills horror and when it does, it's quickly superseded by valids.
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>>122628168
Eliminator, this is you when you get old and become a wizard
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>>122628889
I'm ok with this
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>>122628884
Maybe you were Powergamer Roboticist of Science Department, but I was a botanist that shift so I for one was someone who WASN'T armed and saw the armory getting opened. I was there when the crew got armed while you were camping the department

It also didn't help that the ling as a dumb idiot who decided his place of attack should be right between the bar/medbay, most populated place on the station. Do you really think that a ling should win in that situation, 1 v 30 all armed?

Horror lings have bonkers amount of health, tools, and abilities. Even slightly intelligent play and they're nigh unstoppable (but sadly most of the people who get to horror form do it with monkeys so they aren't robust at all - they never had to learn anything about killing to get 30 genomes)
>>
reminder that dragonbro jobbanned himself
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>>122629205
>powergamer roboticist
>built sec mechs for sec after 45 minutes
I
okay

You seem to agree with me though about monkey men, but don't agree that if someone manages it they don't deserve more than a quick mop up job which is what every horror ling since it's been buffed has resulted in, from mechs stomping its ass to a simple chemist syringe gunning it and an security borg cuffing it.
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>>122629642
Who cares?
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>>122629642
Who cares?
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>>122629642
who cares?
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>>122629665
The last time someone got horror form as a non-retard people cried OP

Bah, who was that person who always used to do it with monkeys, but was actually robust enough to fuck people up? Grill character I think? Played a lot last year?
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>>122607125
>time for the weekly pomf fun posting
>there is no funposting at all beside 2 posts
I feel molested
I was looking out for this weeks funposting but pomf didn't deliver
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>>122630824
Got distracted, sorry
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>Goonstation
>Get arrested for slicing a wizard up with a straight razor and dying his hair pink
>Call the arresting officer a dumb cunt
>2 week ban for "Sexist language"

oh boy
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>>122631747
I hope none of them ever meets an Australian.

They'll be triggered to hell and back.
>>
>>122631406
POMF WHEN WILL YOU ADD THE REST OF THE FOLK
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>>122632038
fuck folk, polka is where its at
>>
Xenonia murders MoMMIs.
>>
>deathsquid called in
>no fewer than 3 of its members run straight into the supermatter shard
>they can't even use a pinpointer properly

Were the people chosen as the deathsquad selected specifically for their incompetence?
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>MFW teleporting not one, but TWO Wizards into space.

And I then went on to save two people by teleporting them to medbay, and then get shaded, and then killed 3 people as a jugs before getting killed by a friendly fire shade.

That death squad was a complete shit show, but I enjoyed everything up to that point.
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>>122632070
>chicken wants polka
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY9BaOXFXtA
>>
>Had a really comfy time as a juggernaught with another jug friend and an artificer doing nothing but shit talking everything and each other while the artificer shits out pylons and engravings.

This game is strange some times... Or maybe I'm strange.
>>
Short lived round as chef but I got to be a shade master before getting my head caved in by a jugg

Then I was a squaddie and we all know how that went. At least I didn't die to the shard, though.
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>>122632107
Hey man, Ive never even scene the shard before

That whole shit show was pretty funny tho
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>>122631747
what the fuck happened to the goons that made them sjw keks?
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>>122632149
I found the body of one of the wizards on the asteroid in some rock walls.

It was pretty funny.
>>
>Seven deathsquad members are sent in
>Three of them shard themselves while floundering to fight a juggernaut
>The rest just walk around shooting people
>None of them use their pinpointers
>Spawn in a pinpointer and use looc to tell them to use it
>They don't
>They secure the nuke, and two more shard themselves
>They take ~5 minutes in an attempt to send the nuke back to Centcom
>A second deathsquads sent in to destroy the first deathsquad
>Round suddenly ends despite all of the wizards being dead for the last ten minutes
Fuck.
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> wizzard tell me to kill em all as juggernaut
> later he brings a shard crate
> run around with the shard trying to sacrifice someone in the name of "Hi", the wizzard
> break some walls trying to kill a deathsquid
> find myself cornered by 4 of em and a mech
> fuck it, kill myself with the shard in hope of radiating em all
> they suicide touching the shard

that was... strange
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>>122632149
That killed both of them. They were just meager apprentices, though.

You sent one to the roid to live forever stuck inside a roid and the other got sent to a position that got him to fireball himself.

10/10
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>>122632149
Al is that you?
>how to ruin Als life
>take away the teleporter console
Thats it you did it
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>>122632360
Did they think it was a teleporter?
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>>122632323
I believe so the tale says that they at first were only "ironically" SJW, then they said the SJW rules were shitter bait to filter out people who couldn't follow simple instructions (i.e. only a true, well-behaved, great player will know not to say cunt when the rules say to not say cunt!), then they just slippery slid down to actual SJW.
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>>122632105
Yes, I do. Because guess what? Being an autismcrab doesn't protect you from antags, especially ones who were specifically given orders to destroy the station, which you will inevitably fix. Maybe you should realize that there are reasons other than "huhuhu, I'm a big ol' bully" for people to destroy MoMMIs.
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>>122632229
You win a pomfcoin
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>>122632572
Once again proving yourself to be a shitter.
>>
>Summoned as wizard apprentice
>All I have is magic missile, and fireball
>Decided to teleport to atmos to fuck with engineering
>Kill first dude, and try to steal hardsuit to not die from depressurization.
>He had his suit sensors on, so telescience teleported me by accident because I was on top of him.
>Telescience has the teleporter barricaded so I couldn't leave.
>Get teleported to space with just a hardsuit, no helmet.
>End up only being 3 inches from the station with the best of luck.
>In recycling trying to get out with no access.
>I KNOW! I'LL BLAST MY WAY OUT.
>Expose the grinders and started to depressurize again...
>Grab emergency crow bar to dislodge grinder.
>Now to get out of this dark maint tunnel.
>Go to where I think is a clear line of sight to the next wall to attempt to blast.
>Nope wall in front of me, and I put myself in crit.

It went from 10/10 luck to just give up/10 in 2.2 seconds

>Get a second chance as wizard, somehow...
>Grab mutate and try to murderbone
>Other wizard already killed everyone.
>Looking around for something to grab for fun.
>Die by hitting a shocked grill...
>Im never playing wizard again.
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>>122632572
>>122632716
differentguy here, actual thing that happened to me:
>be miner, have to hijack the shuttle
>blow up science with gibtonite and depressurize escape so my proto-kinetic accelerator has full potency
>MoMMI shows up and starts fixing the breach
>run up to it and shoo
>doesn't fuck off
>throw fire extinguisher at it
>fucks off for 10 seconds and comes back
Honestly, what do you expect me to do? Write a heartfelt letter imploring it to go set up the AME?
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>>122632983
That's perfectly fine.
Xenonia is just the guy looking for validz, he'd shoot the other squaddies if the admins weren't observing.
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>>122633097
are you fucking with me
half the time as antag, I don't do violent shit at all.
>inb4 "peaceful antag is shit"
No, I'm not looking for valids.
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>>122633318
There's no need to lie so poorly.
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>>122632360
>be squaddie
>kill you
>see your shard right there, lit, in a corner and outside of everyone's way
>witness a squaddie walking into the shard somehow
>then another follows him
>then another
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>try to emag MoMMI
>it runs away and gets in a cyborg charger
>can't eject it, can't disassemble the charger
I'm pretty sure that was against KEEPER but I didn't ahelp it
>>
>>122633813
MoMMIs don't have to let you emag them.
>>
>>122633559
Snakes WHEN
>>
>>122634672
Now, they exist in the code.
>>
This ingame when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTvgaDmmtmc
>>
>probe finally fucked up
About damn time, at last i can meme that kid
REMOVE PROBE remove probe
Players get banned for plasma fire but admins yakity sax out of it
>>
>>122634874
You're talking about pet snakes or xcom sneks?
>>
>>122635189
hush you fig
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>>122635313
They're pet snakes.


In the code, they're called 'snek'
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>>122636040
Cargo needs new pet crates now.
>>
well lads the fresh shipment of waifus is in.
>>
>>122636573
can I have one?
>>
>>122636573
By booster pack only had vox waifus damn it.
>>
>>122636573
and terry is the cutest i'm not kidding
>>
>>122636573
>inb4 you name the mute detective, or Marcia
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>>122636573
Is there a roster and tier list yet?
>>
>>122633813
nigga i was stationary for like a minute, you coulda waited for me to exit the charger
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>>122636671
Now I'm worried you're falseflagging! :x
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>chappy
>decide to start worshipping mimes
>can't pray to the Hushmother because I can't speak
>mvq
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>>122636573
I always wanted to be a waifu but after playing as a male character for so long i just cant handle knowing that admins will know who i used to play as and make fun of me for becoming a waifu
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>>122636825
never stop being the best
>>
>>122636832
*acts out a prayer*
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>>122636708
High Tier:
Terry, Natalya
Mid Tier:
Sergei's new last name
Bottom of the Barrel Tier:
Ashira, Marcia, Mutetective
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>that round in a nutshell
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>>122636854
Do it anyways.

I need someone to love goddamnit.
>>
>>122636679
Marcia is clearly a lesbo for Natalya. I seen them these past few rounds
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>>122636940
>people keep crying to cargo about lack of bar
>decide to build a new bar in the cargo lobby
>singularity released as I'm about to finish
>fuck it I'll just build a bar on the escape shuttle
>can't wrench down the boozeomat
>die to abomination
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>>122636967
Besides, most of the female characters are already played by men. It's kind of a given.
>>
>notice someone left on the clone room floor
>medbay has been blown to pieces
>brave the freezing temperatures from the open holes to space
>put him in cryo while he slips into crit
>no cryo mix
>run to chem and make the mix
>singularity rolls throughand dislodges the cryotube to eat it
>run into the singularity and grab it back
>temperature still cold and holding
>think this will be great just gotta put in the mix and drag the tube to the shuttle
>giant shuffle near medbay doors
>everyone keeps pushing the tube
>can't insert the cryo mix
>finally get to it
>security officer ejects the clone in crit from the dislodged tube
>drags him out of medbay
>can't catch up to him because of emergency airlock
>scream my fucking head off and have a temper-tantrum in the hall
>he never turns around
>watch the clone die just out of my reach while I curse his name
I've honestly never been mad at this game until this instant. All that bullshit I risked to save that guy only be thwarted by someone else's stupidity. Fuck I'm going to go to sleep mad.
>>
>>122636854
>tfw im a girl but i played as a male character for so long that everyone thinks im a dude bro
>if i switch to female everyone will think i had some sort of mental break down
Too late to turn around now
>>
>>122637302
>TFW a who-cares playing as nobody-important
People put too much weight on gender
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>>122636967
I just needed a little push to begin
expect a sweet innocent waifu soon spessman
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>>122637436
100% this. Stop crossing the Character and Player streams.
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>>122637302
>tfw im a man but i played as a female character for so long that everyone thinks im a dumb cunt
>if i switch to male everyone will think i had some sort of mental break down
This is how you sound
>>
PAINT PEELING STENCH
ITALIAN RANCH DRESSING
>>
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>>122636915
>>122636893

WHAT.

Holy shit I can't handle this JESUS TAKE THE mail__
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>>122637706
You're cute, Terry.

CUTE!

I'm sorry for not saving you that one time.
>>
>>122637706
the cutest
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>>122637706
Stop please this isn't a good thing for you. It starts out nice sure but it's gonna get bad and pretty soon you're gonna be drinking yourself to death
>>
>>122637639
Switching from shitposter waifu to a normal player is considered good
But switching from a normal player to a waifu is considered bad
take busta as an example
>>
>>122637873
Don't worry I'm waifu for laifu.
Someone murder me for saying that. Please.
>>122637815
>>122637821
That's okay but don't go over the edge because part of being Terry is being literally WHO. You'll overdose yourselves and get bannu.
>>
>>122637279
(continued rage)

It's the worst part about working in medbay is this: You're working on a patient and someone steps in and just fucking takes them. They don't know the situation. They don't know the patient's injuries. They don't say a single god damned work. They just fucking run up and drag someone off. You could have already treated them. You could have a great deal of time preparing their treatment. They could have open wounds that need bandaging. But no, some fucking asshole is gonna run up and grab the person and throw them bleeding in the scanner while you're left holding bandages. I swear to god I'm starting to see what medbay did to Yahir. I'm about to start chloraling people, welding them into lockers, and slamming them into windows. FUCKING ASK another doctor if they need assistance and NEVER move the patient if you weren't the first on the scene before asking.
>>
>>122638161
Jesus take a break my man youll have a stroke if you continue raging like this
>>
>>122637873
They aren't worth drinking over anon. They didn't deserve you anyway.
>>
>>122637706
>>122637873
I don't understand.
What is going on?
>>
DO NOT AHELP WHILE PROBE IS ONLINE
YOU WILL GET A GUARANTEED PLASMA FIRE
:^)
>>
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>>122638161
welcome to the true medbay experience anon
get ready to grab your scream jar for when it gets wild
>>
>all these waifus
>one's a lesbo
>the other's not interested
>one is me
>the others are shit

I don't like this new shipment.
>>
>>122638881
why are so many waifus unwilling
>>
>>122639690
They know better
>>
>>122638881
uhoh now I get to try to figure out which one I fall into
>>
>>122639690
Believe it or not, a lot of waifus don't actually like being waifud.

they're so tsundere.
>>
>>122640168
is that why >she always observes now? that's sad
>>
>>122638358
this is why we don't shitfupost in the thread
especially not terry
>>
>>122640390
maybe because he's disgusted that you faggots keep waifuing him
great job running off good players with your shitposting
>>
A true waifu must always be accompanied with a genuine shiggy seal of a approval. Quality assured, satisfaction or money back guarantee.
>>
Angelite is still best wayfoo

But also Kizuna
>>
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Got some floor tiles now, station is starting to look like its getting somewhere
>>
>All this waifu gibberish
More like
why, foo?
>>
>>122641883
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0
>>
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>>122641883
Nice. I like that.
>>
>>122640390
>tfw I know who your waifu is
>>
>>122642863
why does she never play
just one round
>>
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>>122641390
>wanting used goods
sounds like you enjoy licking other mens semen out of your waifus asshole
>>
>>122642971
I think I know the answer to that too.
>>
>>122643162
share
>>
>>122641390
But everyone who falls for Shiggy's old song-and-dance are all incredibly terrible Waifus who would probably suck your dick for a pat on the head.
>>
>>122643445
Sounds like an A+ waifu
>>
>>122643445
Not necessarily, my vintage waifus were quite upstanding.
>>
>>122643562
Whores who will lick any stranger's dick for attention do not make good Waifus.
>>
Did someone send senaat a real dick pic yet?
>>
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>and
>>
>>122643719
Victorem.
>>
>>122643737

Grammatically it is correct. I don't see the problem.
>>
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>Vampire gets rekt
>Other vampire just happens to run up and save him
>They run around together without saying anything to each other
>No admins on
>>
>>122643737
Bring all of the food to the hungriest crew on the station and also the medical staff
>>
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>tfw your waifu is based on RNG
>tfw they will never share their waifu machines with you when they find them
>tfw they're too autistic and focused on their job on the asteroid doing pure science to notice you

Having a meme waifu is hard.
>>
>>122644046
that's metagaming, faggot.
>>
>>122644006
please let this die im tired of this stale meme
it was supposed to be the flavor of the month
>>
>>122644092
>buzzwords
please once again i beg you to fuck of to bay and stay there if the fact we didnt talk to each other broke your arrrr peeee
>>
>>122643951
>>122643892
It seems like he meant to type ARE instead of AND
>>
>>122644046
>break the rules
>GO BACK TO BAY REEEEEE
Faggots
>>
>>122644218
The trouble is that is allows perons A to instantly react and save person B in unfair scenarios, for instance.
>>
>>122644046
Btw the way Igor, you're too obvious of an antag, and that wouldn't work on anyone else. You're going to need a more believable story than "breeding corgis" as a mining hardsuit wearing scientist. It's all too suspicious. At the very least, you could have been slightly entertaining instead of going for EZPZ green text, I literally gave myself to you.
>>
>>122643162
share you cockfaced turd
>>
>>122644258
fuck off faggot
>>122644312
this didnt even happen there is no proof
>>122644328
>youre ez antag and obvious
maybe the fact that you're unrobust as fuck got something to do with that
why didnt you try to stop me if i was obvious?
>>
>>122644328
>tfw angelite will never give xirself to you
>>
>>122644468
>there is no proof
>>122644046
>so what me and my mate want to have some fun?
>its not like we ruined the round with murderbone or anything

you literally admitted to it
>>
>>122644236
Well as a borg you should always interpret everything in the most literal way possible, even when there are obvious typos
>>
>>122644468
Perhaps, but between the earlier story and you sitting here and cussing, trying to get your valids on, there's one of the to I'm more likely to believe!
As you grow and mature, you're going to find that the words you use are very important.
>>
>>122644468
fun fact, you retarded cockgargling faggot, metagaming is whenever you communicate outside the game whilst the game is going. You've admitted to that. Other fun fact, you're bad at antagging.
>>
>>122644567
not him but I wouldn't believe everything that you read, you'll get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
>>
http://imgur.com/ViVi7yg
Reminder that this is cisrox's masterpiece of art.
>>
>>122643737
I started bringing donut boxes when I saw medbay was on plasma flood, then I just decided to save whoever I could
>>
>>122644595
i didnt admit to shit and there is no proof
>>122644591
well excuse me if you want a friendly antag and you get salty when you die
oh im sure that youll be a creative and fun anatag once you grow the balls to turn the antag on you cock sucker abortion
please eat a cock or a bullet its totally your choice
>>
>>122644714
>Sergei, Natalya, and Marcia all escaping together
METACLUB
>>
>>122643251
>>122644368
Gee, okay.
It's that lately I've been causing unease and confusion to that person via things, supposedly.
>>
>>122644468
>could have declined your offer because no fun allowed
>could have asked you to leave and or kicked you out
>could have turned off the conveyor belt and close the air tight shutters trapping you until you break the windows
>could have left you on the shipment shuttle entirely, no one really cared for orders at that point anyway
>had suit sensors maxed and a gps, could have yelled your name as soon as you stunned me

It was a boring round, and I didn't give a shit. I was very aware of my options and considered all of them, but I wanted to see if you planned something fun, or funny. No one really cared about the round anyway. No need to be so edgy and hostile, it doesn't really do anything for anyone.
>>
>>122644683
>HE ACTUALLY WENT THROUGH WITH IT
THE MAD MADMAN HIMSELF, GUYS
>>
>>122643251
>>122644368
>>122644786
Christ I just don't feel like playing.
It's not that appealing right now.
>>
>>122644863
>could have blah blah blah
>but i didnt have the balss to do any of that because i know youll out robust me
k
cry me a river
>>
>>122644956
You've perverted the point, silly. You're an obvious antag. It was meant to be constructive criticism, but you seem to be trying too hard to be a faggot to let it register. When you get dunked on next time, don't complain about meta-power-gaming.
>>
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>>122644956
>Admit to metagaming
>Delete the post
>"I WAS METAGAMING FUCK YOU FAGGOT I'M JUST TOO ROBUST FOR YOU"
>Taser spam with an advanced egun
>Robust
>Dunked twice and saved by metafriend who just came out of the blue to help
sure champ
>>
>>122645178
>When you get dunked on next time
keep dreaming kiddo and keep crying
>>
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>>122645251
Why won't you listen to me? I-I'm telling you, I'll disarm spam you next time! I s-swear it!
>>
Metabay is too swole to control.
>>
>>122643915
Make a ban request

Link to logs

Give us some info here
>>
>>122646363
he already admitted to the meta like a retard and deleted the post just take a look at the logs its fucking obvious it was meta
>>
>>122646449
Proving meta communication is typically done with the absence of logs. That's what makes it so much of a grey zone.
>>
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>>122646565
how is this not proof though?
>>
>>122646449
Post logs, so we can get names, so we can get some investigating going
>>
>>122646623
>Anonymous poster on board
>IT WAS THIS GUY I KNOW IT NOBODY CAN SHITPOST ABOUT ANYTHING
Fuck off.
>>
>oh boy, time to play spess
>POWER OUTAGE
shit. Hope there wasn't anything important going on a few hours ago.
>>
THIS THREAD

IS SORELY LACKING

IN DADROCK ANIMES

Rei where you at
>>
We're at bump limit and on page 10. Someone needs to make a new thread.
>>
>>122650263
Okay, I will do it. Suggest "last times" while I skim the thread for some of my own
>>
>>122650874
>fresh shipment of waifus
>metagaming is literally impossible to prove
>which mineral would you fug
>>
>>122650874
FREE KINGSTON
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