Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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nth for ppd

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Compare prizepools and remember everyone was fucking trash prior to 2014

The dota Flynn effect is very strong ; everything in the past is very bad.

4k originally when mmr came out is 2k today

Every TI before 2014 is meaningless, both in skill and prizepools.

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GREETINGS FELLOW ANIME FANS!

nth for pinoys

>Literally FREE entry
>Still there is no one in the stadium
Not even refugees or homeless people want to watch honeypot lans.

>>122467205
TRASH THIS UGLY FUCKER, LODA! PLEASE

>>122467201
So people get better has time goes on? who would've tought. you are a genius, you deserve a nobel or some shit.

am i shadow banned?

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Nth for teams underestimating teams which understand honeypot theory thus making it easier for those teams to Win Majors

Nice fucking crowd DOTURS

>>122467067
"IT IS A DISASTAH" award of the year right here
Chink LeL will never recover

>mmy's hair
JUST

>>122467303
yes

>>122467319
2 billion on chinese stream

Why the fuck isn't the banning phase all in one go before any heroes are picked? Why don't they up the bans per team to 6 or 7? That would make the meta and picks infinitely more versatile, because the most cancerous fucking SSS-tier shits would get banned every time until they get balanced.

The CM format is purposefully engineered to let gamebreaking heroes through so the games can be hypewanked.

>>122467236
>reddityurokeks spend years saying the international should be in Europe because they'll have more people

>every yuro lan is always empty

Lmao

How is /d2g/ prepared for the peak dota?

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>major quaterfinals
>57k viewers

>>122467278
>the Flynn effect is obvious stupid ivory tower elitist academics

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what can valve do to get people in the seats...LoL worlds filled out their seats for every part of their tournament even on weekdays

Why the fuck is this on a Monday morning/afternoon?

>>122467236
>He doesn't know
It is over anon, Terrorist won

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snowwhite skin for Tusk

fucking

when ??

>>122467389

why do people even care are you retarded

>>122467353
How many people actually view Dota from the Chinese streams compared to Twitch?
I'm wondering if there's even a fraction of truth to those bloated as fuck numbers.

>>122467236

>Euros from Germany spend all their time mocking American work weeks and flaunting how much vacation time they get
>Can't take 3 days off to watch a major IN THEIR OWN COUNTRY

>>122467382
>peak

that was one year ago, we are witnessing the decline of dota

>>122467360
Because things are more tactical when you have to pick your poison of what cancer heroes you want to let through or trade

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Hey /d2g/
I havent played dota for 6 days straight
I never felt better
Bye /d2g/

>>122467389
league has 12 times the player base
western countries almost exclusively play lol
dota's a dead game desu

>>122467389
not hold it in a muslim country

>>122467372
Next Majors should be in Russia and Peru them
Literally full al the time. You would even see people sleepping near the Arena

>>122467389
host every major in China. china loves dota

>>122467389
That was world championships.

>>122467389

host the event at st. petersburg and give free arcanas for each person who attended

>>122467486

Considering how crazy Russians are and how immune to natural selection they seem to be, I want to see how packed a stadium can get there or in ukraine

>>122467389
isn't worlds basically their equivalent of TI

>>122467463
>tfw playing more and more other games
>taking time during my day to paint, write
>grades improving
>getting more sleep
>gf
>only ever play dota with a couple of friends maybe twice a week, games are much more relaxed

honestly cutting back on the game makes life better

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Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.

>>122467389
hold the 3 majors in russia, peru philippines

>>122467389
>LoL Worlds
>Dota Major in a monday
Yeah they are totally the same thing. And no shit league has more viewership. go back to your 10 min 1x0 games bro, nobody cares about this shit here, only you and those kids can like that shit.

>>122467389

paris wasn't even crowded. it was like 300-400 people when its an asian team's match. don't let camera angle decieve you.

source: i went there

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>Majors
>can't even hit 200k
>being this dead of a game

The new SC2 indeed

Is EG losing one game every match a part of ppd's master plan?

>>122467632
It's so the major doesn't look rigged when it's clearly rigged.

>>122467389
Isn't the Euro ESL always empty?

>>122467620
http://www.trackdota.com/matches/1939511048

>>122467632
He likes giving teams hope before he crushes their spirit

>>122467620
made me check because there is no way overwatch has that many. gj.

>>122467389
It's motherfucking monday

>>122467461
But that just leads to the current situlation of the same shit being picked over and over again.

Same broken offlaners, same cancer mids, same supports with gamebreaking spells that are leagues ahead of other options. There's no room for innovation or creative strats with less played hereos, because the game is imbalanced as fuck and you can't use the banning phase to smooth out Madman's retardition.

>>122467620
>monday morning

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>>122467683

post the TI one

doubters btfo

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daily reminder that mobas are a worse version of everything they try to provide:

challenging control of multiple units (micromanagement) -> starcraft/command and conquer/warcraft

teamwork -> Counter strike/TF2/WoW/FF a realm reborn

fun-> anything else you find on steam

>>122467441

>going to watch esports that is not lel

shm senpai

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what went wrong?

stop deluding yourselves, dota is really dying the growth of players have stagnated and tournament viewers have decreased

don't complain about it's not the finals day or its a monday or whatever, just compare this with the csgo majors which trumps dota in twitch viewers and crowd

damn it feels good to see euros in damage control mode

>>122467520
>>122467070
I think they're funny too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo8dQ9HYk-o

>>122467236
>Europe
What a total surprise!
They're too busy getting keked by the refugees to watch Dota!

>>122467770
You're still probably not going to find a fight, everyone is busy shitposting about the majors.

http://dota2.vpgame.com/topic/frankfurt-index.html?rid=4147123&lang=en_us

>>122467683

stop replying to him, he will post again while he gets replies

we all know there are plenty of people with dozens of csgo accounts idle-watching majors for the drops

1 single drop returns more profit than what a new csgo account costs

I myself made 65€ over the past 3 csgo majors just by having the stream in the background

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>>122467782

DK died

I'm actually glad as fuck that I didn't pay 100e for a plane ticket to majors.
Almost went to this dead game lan

>>122467845
Wait are you serious? Why don't I have this game already holy shit

>>122467713
Did you miss those Nyx pick?
There is enough room for niche picks.
THe only problem now is that if you start using niches to often they will becomes meta given the fact that only few people actually draft and the rest just replicate it losing you advantage.

>>122467803
>where are you going mushi
>TO THE DUMPSTER
Kek'd hard

>>122467845
Yes because dota is totally healthy and not dying in viewership at all, not sir, not at all.

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>>122467620
Nah the game is doing just fine, this is only a major quarterfinals on a monday morning, no big deal. Prize pools are stable, teams have great games and can keep sustaining themselves. League always had more viewers this isn't a new thing. Want to talk about competition now? Our teams can always keep competing on high level against each other in enjoyable games. Tell me how your Worlds games went.

reminder that dota's just a worse version of starcraft

>>122467891
ITS A FUCKING MONDAY

>want that haunted lord wk set
>everything else in the chest is ass

is there any way to get it otherwise? i dont feel like buying 5+ chest to get that stupid thing

>>122467891
you shouldl be glad cause you never know when akbar and his butt buddies will strike next

>>122467828
fite me

Am I even wrong?
Why do you think the playerbase is decreasing?

>>122467770
>WoW
Into the trash.
ALSO, STOP POSTING PAPER SLUT DAMMIT

>>122467918

Dota's viewership isn't dying, it stagnated after TI4

I fucking love maelk so much, I want to fuck his gf

>>122467928
SO FUCKING WHAT IF A GAME IS POPULAR PEOPLE IS GOING TO WATCH IT NO MATTER WHAT TIME OF THE DAY IT IS, LOOK AT WORLDS LAST YEAR

>>122467782
xiao8 said on stream right before nanyang cup that he paid for prostitutes and his girlfriend broke up with him as a result

Should I bother watching this match?

>>122467478
protip: people play mobas to press R to get a kill while bitching about your team plays in the distance

>>122467795
>>122467795
>>122467795
>>122467795
This.

I'm sure this is the same shit SC2 fags said when their game started dying

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If I start watching socially unacceptable anime, will I turn into an ugly monster like Ritsu?

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>>122467991
They broke up as far as I know

>>122467973
MOBAs are unique because of what you said, they combine a bunch of complex elements to create a very competitive game.
Also "it's dying" is just a meme.

>>122467936
You can probably resell them once they're marketable for a bit.

>Be arenafps fan
>The genre and games have been dead for 7-8 years
>Come to dota
>200.000+ online viewers still makes the game dead

k

>>122467995
You shouldn't bother watching this honeypot lan tbqh

>>122467918
it isn't except in the minds of shitposters

>muh viewers

why cant you retards just enjoy the game

>>122467205
based

>>122468045
gym and anime you retard

>>122468083
>enjoying dota
wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg

>>122468068
wtf happened to her she used to be such a qt

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>>122467981
>not playing vanilla wow
baka desu senpai

I'm posting everyday until you like it

>>122468083
NO we need to be number 1, fucking memestone gets more viewers that us at this point

>>122467795
>CS:GO twitch views.
>Drops
Yeah, sure.

>>122468145
>reminder valve is streaming two ways in the client and probably on their website
>twitch numbers mean anything

>Agressif PL

It's already over

whats a honeypot lan lads

>>122468045
Yes. Gaze upon the face of socially unacceptable anime ye outcasts, and despair

>>122468071
>yfw Rapha and cypher still get treated like shit every QuakeCon
Great stuff id Software.

>>122467904
Yeah, and how often do those niche picks actually happen?

It's especially bad with mid, if the enemies have SF/WR/Ember/etc and your team has a lower tier hero in mid, assuming equal skill between teams you're already at a massive disadvantage. With supports it's pretty bad too, compare something like WW to almost anyone else.

who cares

The International BTFOs every single esports event every time

>>122468068
Is Soe mentally damaged? Because she looks qt as fug but there has to be something behind those cute looks that makes people drift away from her.

reminder that odpixel and sheever are fucking

>>122468045
Come on, ritsu isn't THAT ugly.

Imagine if artezzy got kicked and fear went back to carry and ppy joined as 4

What team could stop eg then?

you used to call me on my cell phone

>>122468071
ofc
if it's below 1m players and top3 on twitch it's dead and playing it should be cathegorized as necrophilia

>>122468238
She was an orphan. She's damaged goods.

>>122468141
I was a Peruvian kid at that time so I only got to play SC/WCIII/CS

>>122468238
She's a female gamer, they're all mentally broken.

That Gryo set actually doesn't look as retarded when it's actually in game.

>>122468227
>can't beat Worlds
>can't beat CSGO majors

lmao sure.

>>122468185
that is actually quite a good point, i never thought about that

now i'm wondering the actual twitch numbers without riot bots and cs drops

>>122467992
WORLDS AUDIENCE IS LITERALLY 13 YEAR OLSD WHO CAN SKIP SCHOOL WITHOUT ANY PROBLEMS.
ADULTS CANT JUST TAKE DAYS OFF TO WATCH COMPUTER GAMES YOU FUCKING UNDERAGED DIPSHIT.
SHUT THE FUCK UP.

>>122466086
can we get detailed d2g memeposting flowchart?

For example
>what kind of shitpost you want f a m?
1.just shit my general up
2.attempt advanced theorycrafting
3.blogpost

>1
>is there any game going atm
yes
>yuropoor/americlap
none
>post anime

and so on?
it would be massively helpful to grasp our thread culture for newfriends

>>122468238
Shes dead inside.
Just like we all(dota2 players) are

>>122468274
>2 possibly conflicting opinions in drafting
first time a pro team ever randomed in captains mode

>>122468305
The International beats CSGO majors in views easily

>>122468083
>enjoying a dead game

>with chinks playing

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>>122468071

>tfw Cooller has started streaming a couple of months ago

>>122468238

shes a fucking swiss orphan

the tattoos, piercings, and short hair should already serve as a warning to anyone wanting to fuck her

shes fuck and dump case 101

>>122468238
>Short Hair [Check]
>Tumblr Dota leggins [Check]
>Tattoos [Check]

She probably has/will dye her hair at some point. She looks like a 3rd wave feminist and probably wears problem glasses or whatever they were called.

She is still a legitimate qt though.

>>122468083
If no one else enjoys it why would I do?

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>>122468145

Last game of dota got almost 1 million viewers adding twitch, ingame, steam broadcast, etc

Can you post the overall added numbers for 1 single game of hearthstone reaching 1 million viewers?

>>122468305
What's the point of all that viewership when the players get paid like shit?

>CSGO Major
>250k first place
ayy lmao

Fuck you faggots another thread like this and I'm filtering "dead"

>>122468305
It does though? Unless you think that the viewer bots that Riot uses count.

>>122468323
>This mad about dota dying

shaking my hands tbqh with you

>lag on a lan
dead game, dead infrastructure

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>>122468334
:(

>>122468343
that literally happened already

>>122468390
xD epic troll!!!!

>>122468343
Puppey isn't like aui though
iirc he functioned well as co-captain on old secret

>>122468209
Bad prize pool events situated between majors that bad teams win, giving up their strats and not concealing their power level

Thus far every major has been won by teams which do not participate in hps

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Just a reminder that CSGO has a Twitch page integrated into the client, so everyone with the client open is counted as a viewer

>>122468385
DOTA
2
IS
D
E
A
D

>>122468424
ok

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>>122468368
>getting mad about leggings
>pulling the feminist card

>>122468305
Of course it cant beat worlds, league has more viewers. Aint this shit already beaten to death? go back to your cesspool already. nobody cares. If your game were actually good nobody would have reason to play Dota. There is already enough bandwagoning going on on LeL.

>>122468385
THIS DEEP IN DENIAL KEK

>>122468238
Yes, obviously mentally damaged. She and her brother were taken away from their parents when they were kids and grew up in a children's home where she played video games with the boys.
As a teenager she lived in her boyfriends' homes in Germany before starting to work for ESL and later joinDota.
She also slept with her boss at both jobs (James and Maelk).

Hi d2g, I am the messiah and a dota fan. Because of this I am offering everyone replying to this post immortality and a ticket to utopia I am creating here on earth. You won't have to wait long after replying. Call my bluff and "your welcome"

B the Messiah

>>122468224
Did miss EG giving away lesh at TI5 against CDEC?
Or a you implying a player can actually have all meta hero mastered.

>>122468471
only in the main menu but peopel actually play the game, cry more deadgametard

>>122468514
your welcome

>he's this mad
I am shaking my head tbqh wid uu my nigga

>>122468238
>dotard
>foster child
>bf is a eunuch

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kk, reminder ADHD ridden 14 years olds need to get out of here, LoL is the right game for you

>>122468557
>peopel actually play the game
"no"

csgo is a gambling platform

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>>122468238
She seems to have a depressive streak if you follow her twitter.

>>122468486
>If your game were actually good nobody would have reason to play Dota.
But there IS no reason to play dota.
>>122428164
>>122428164

How to save dota 2 viewership

>allow twitch integration
>free CSGO drops for watching

there dota 2 hit one bazillion each time

>>122468343
Kick PPD and put puppey in, best team in the scene probably. Puppey does anything PPD can do in drafting and has great mechanics and maybe the most experience of all players.

>NO VIEWERS LMAO

Just cause Big Bang Theory has more people that watch it than Its Always Sunny doesn't mean I'm gonna go watch the shittier show

>>122468358
is this charlie?

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JUST

A

REMINDER

THAT this thread has 3 (THREE) more unique posters than the LoL sticky during the worlds.

>sorry something important ;))
>sorry work ;^)
>sorry mom called for dinner ;)))
Daily reminder that if you dont have 40mins of time to play the fucking game without pausing you are underage fucking shit and should kill yourself.

why is rtz smurfing on cdec?

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>>122468639

>>122468662
its just a videogame bro calm down

>>122468639

Puppey can't play position 6, he farms too much and gives enemy memeback gold. This is why ppd is the best support player.

>>122468643
that HAS to be it, doesn't it? i mean what other explanation could there be for one game to be more popular than another?

CLEARLY the only way to interpret this is that the game that's more popular is objectively worse, but millions of people just don't understand it the way you do. that is just the only conceivable explanation. people are all stupid, except for you and those who share your opinion.

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>The hall is so empty you can hear the dead echoing of LD and Merlinis voices

>>122468627
This picture portrays no meaning message.

>>122468385
It is a good idea, league keks have nothing better to do than to troll here, they can't even enjoy playing their game anymore.

>>122468238
She used to be way cuter when she still had long hair. Still qt now though.
But ya she pretty fucked up in her head.

>>122468662
>REEEE normies why aren't they dota NEETs lyke me ;(((

>>122468612
>http://store.steampowered.com/stats/
>
>
>

>>122468662
>40mins
With or without pauses due to the game fucking up? :^)

>>122468690

are you being serious when you post this?

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soe really is a qt

shame about the tattoos though

>>122468656

what?

hey here's a sorta important video to keep in mind when watching and/or playing any multiplayer competitive game, but especially dota!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qxVDOc-oV8
tl;dr, meta can be shaken up by just one person who innovates! Look at new heroes. Try different things. Experiment constantly. Don't let the entire game become Gyro and SF! Nyx? do it. Invoker? heck yea. Where's the pro-game Legion Commander? Nerf'd Leshrac is probably still good. Aghs Treant and Morphling? do it.

>>122468627
Thanks God your kind is a minorty here.
I swear that a single Peruvian/Russian kid has more passion about this game than any of you

>>122468662
Anti-leavers are the cancer upon the MOBA genre.
GAMES ARE FOR FUN
BEING A HOSTAGE IS NOT FUN

What are we waiting for?

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>>122468742

Yes

>>122468068
Man she is so ugly since she cut her hair off

>>122468662
>Being this NEET

>>122468709

Nah didn't say that LoL baby, just saying popularity doesn't mean that somethings better and its not something you should care about it

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Is this a Tier 3 teams day?

Okay I'm not watching this shit.

>>122467994
so based he actually kucked his own gf

>>122468796
For a miracle, to save dota 2 from dying

>>122468809
you know CDEC are gonna win the major right?

>>122468802

feel bad for your shite level of logical thinking m8

praying to allah for you

>>122468853

They will lose to EG.

>bracket stage is during work hours, on a weekday, IN GERMANY
nice scheduling doturds

>>122468853
>CDEC winning a non honey pot lan

>>122468707
Puppey played position 5 for Na'vi all the time with the exception of his junglers. But back then Na'vi was actually so good that he always had great farm anyways.

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>>122468804
It's growing back now

>>122468774
why would i be passionate about dogshit dead games LMAO
>Peruvian/Russian kid
good job providing someone whose opinion doesn't hold negative value

>>122468825
I still dont understand why would someone kek 8/10 chinese daughter of millionaire

>>122468916
disgusting

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>They don't even get to keep the TI Aegis
LOL WHAT
EXPLAIN THIS DOTARDS

>>122468879
honeypot post desu

NICE

GAME

DOTARDS

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>Running a tournament at Monday morning in the most employed, autistically working country in the world
What did they expect?
A GERMAN to skip a work day?

>no downvoting system
>threads get shitposted to oblivion and no one can do anything to stop the shitposters

Just a reminder, this is why we are all on reddit.

>>122468735
that's literally just people with their client open senpai

did no one pick up aui just because ppd shadownamed him? really? Fnatic or C9 or someone could've really gotten along with a high caliber player like him.
>>122468916
she looks like a boy. s'ok tho, me too. if we sat somewhere public together we could confuse old people. that'd be the life.

>>122468791
this please let me leave and concede i cant stand this shit and i dont care if it lowers my mmr by 1000

>>122468916
Look at those crazy eyes she is long gone

>>122468951
It gets passed to the winning team like a proper trophy, retard.

>>122468808
epic hipsterism

>>122468951
Do hockey teams get to keep Stanley cup?

>>122468874

7th place was it, the last 2 TIs? impressive.

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SWNL

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>dota 2 tournament
>pause music starts playing

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>>122468916

cute as fuck

tattoos aren't my thing but I'd totally cuddle with her

>>122469013
James broke her forever

>>122468979
here's your (upboat)

>>122468639
I'd say they have gone even all the times they've drafted against each other but PPD has won the biggest events

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OUR HEBREW

>>122468916
b-b-b-b-b-b-bazinga

le quirky meme me

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I missed EG vs. Vega. How did our boys lose?

>>122468916
Is she drunk? Why did she publish this?

>Loot Skeleton
>The vertebral column (26)
>The cervical vertebrae (7)
>The thoracic vertebrae (12)
>The lumbar vertebrae (5)
>The sacral vertebrae (5 at birth, later fused and counted with the hips.)
>The coccygeal vertebrae (4 at birth, later fused and counted with the hip.)
>The vertebral column
>The thorax
>The sternum (1)
>The ribs (24), including:
>7 pairs directly attached to the sternum
>5 pairs indirectly attached via cartilage
>2 pairs of floating ribs.
>The cranial bones (8)
>The occipital bone
>The parietal bones (2)
>The frontal bone
>The temporal bones (2)
>The sphenoid bone (sometimes counted as facial)
>The ethmoid bone (sometimes counted as facial)
>The facial bones (15)
>The nasal bones (2)
>The maxillae (upper jaw) (2)
>The lacrimal bone (2)
>The zygomatic bone (2)
>The palatine bone (2)
>The inferior nasal concha (2)
>The vomer
>The mandible (lower jaw)
>The hyoid bone (sometimes not counted as facial)
>The exterior and interior of the skull
>In the middle ears (6):
>malleus (2)
>incus (2)
>stapes (2)
>The bones of the upper extremity
>The clavicle
>The scapula
>The humerus
>The ulna
>The radius
>The hand (54 bones)
>The carpus
>scaphoid bone (2)
>lunate bone (2)
>triquetrum bone (2)
>pisiform bone (2)
>trapezium (2)
>trapezoid bone (2)
>capitate bone (2)
>hamate bone (2)
>The metacarpus (5 × 2)
>The phalanges of the hand
>proximal phalanges (5 × 2)
>intermediate phalanges (4 × 2)
>distal phalanges (5 × 2)
>The hip bone, comprising the fused ilium, ischium, and pubis (2)
>The pelvis
>The femur
>The patella or knee cap
>The tibia
>The fibula
>The foot (52 bones in total)
>The tarsus
>calcaneus or heel bone (2)
>talus (2)
>navicular bone (2)
>medial cuneiform bone (2)
>intermediate cuneiform bone (2)
>lateral cuneiform bone (2)
>cuboid bone (2)
>The metatarsus
>The phalanges of the foot
>proximal phalanges (5 × 2)
>intermediate phalanges (4 x 2)
>distal phalanges (5 x 2)

>>122468942
because you're already rich enough to get sex without all the drama and bullshit ?

>>122469091
I'd drink on a plane too

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>>122469017
Found the hockey kek

>his sport is so poor they can't afford yearly trophies

>>122469104
>>>/v/ermin

>>122468070
>You can probably resell them once they're marketable for a bit.
when is taht going to happen? i thought everything is nonmarketable forever now?

well, then it's fine. will pick it up when it's on the market. i can wait

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>>122468916

>>122468083
>dota
>fun

pick one

>>122469080
CDEC haven't started yet. Vega got whooped despite ppd trying his best to pick dumb shit like Sven and Invoker.

>>122468743
Why? do they put your masculinity in check or some shit? man up dude, stop having the same mentality as those retards here. Soe is just fine.

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>>122469080
buckle up

>>122469045
>Fluff will show up to kill all the 3 people in the crowd and then go for ritsu

truly a madman

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Secret fans have the best OC here.

The others are not even trying.

>>122469018

then why are you posting on 4chan and not the more popular Reddit you hipster fag

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Would you fill her quota?

>>122469080
threw game 1 with missed screams of pain and slardars stuns

>>122468916
She looks so fucking wasted in that webm. Why post shit like that? Is it just for attention or what.

>>122468068
Soe is such a qt! :3

>>122469036
Teams =/ Players. at least keep a rational discussion going on. your shitposting is bad and you should feel bad.

>>122469136
>underautist calling anyone a kek
""""""""""""no"""""""""""""""

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>>122469180

no dude they're just sort of unpleasant to look at, stop projecting

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>>122469197
>photoshopping the team logo into shit anime art is OC on /d2g/

Any excuse to keep posting your degenerate crap in a dota thread huh

>>122469226
She got rekt so hard holy shit

please respond

>>122469315
Now you're just assuming she wants kids.

>>122469197
>cartoon with EE face shopped in
truly incredible stuff

>>122469314
SHEEBER!

>>122469312
Ah ok then my bad, if you dont like it is just fine. i went already thinking you were one of those beta fuckers.

>>122469226
quota of what? isnt she with maelk?


her hair looks fucking awful now

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>>122469314
Hurt feelings from subhuman pig disgusting Sheever poster.

>>122469080
? EG won

>>122469079
>>122469307
>you will never be this triggered
Ayyy

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>cdec sb
so good
>>122469197
it's not hard when your 1 position is the spergiest person in all of esports

>>122469317
eat shit and die.

>>122469314
>meanwhile other team fans (mainly EG) paste uncropped square images of people's faces onto other images for their "OC"
Says a lot about the age of each fanbase

J U S T WALK AWAY

>>122468942
Because prostitutes >>>> normal women
Being in a relationship is overrated as fuck

>>122469353

>imbylin any woman doesn't want a big strong benis and some chillun

they all do

>>122469307
>this years GOTY
>not allowed to call everyone keks

>>122469286

This is a team game you stupid fuck. your imaginary retarded opinions on who has the best "ebin individual skillz" doesnt mean shit.All that matters is accomplishments.

>EE is good
>w33cheater is good
baka secret fangays

>>122469168
>gestapo
lol

>>122469402
thanks

>>122469221
Because on reddit he would be downvoted, here he can post any stupid shit he wants without consequences. there is some bad shit we have to endure in 4chan.

>>122469312
So dreamy~!~~ :3

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>>122469405
>underage rtz nuthuggers and degenerate weebs

Why do the "tier 1" teams always have such shit fanbases.

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>>122469373
>>122469314
>shopped


I drew those pictures myself desu senpai

Checkmate disbelievers.

>>122469226
I'd breed her.
I'd breed her hard.
I'd breed her hard and then be an absent dad to the child so I can create another flawed human being like I am, achieving a perfect XXIth century vicious circle.

>>122469080
game 1 vega fucked up with a huge lead and eg took the late game, game 3 rtz AM got out of control and universe played super well

>>122468743
yeah it's really a shame
i don't really understand what provokes people to do this shit

>>122469104
Based

>>122469080
Vega stomped but they couldn't break high ground on game 1, they lost that, won game 2, and then got outplayed on game 3

>>122469506
This is actually autistic.

Wait jackie mao is apart of secret now? When the fuck did that happen?

>>122469470
EE is great because it's fun to see him play like a fucking idiot and feed and still win.

>>122469503
>degenerate weebs

Good thing you know who you are Lelouch.
You are the only fanbase of n0lans here and you are the worst.

>>122469509

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>>122469525
Maybe they just like tattoos

People forget that soe really likes art and shit

>>122469503
The "degenerate weebs" are probably the highest quality fanbase you could ask for
Much more mature and refined than your shitposting self who goes on an autistic off-topic rant whenever posts a reaction image.

>>122469442
Puppey has been playing this game since the inception, is regarded by almost everyone as the best player. IMBA IMAGINARY RETARDED OPINIONS. fuck off you dont understand shit about Dota. PPD is a great drafter but if you really think he does more than Puppey in a team you are delusional or some shit.

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>>122469583
>ee feeds do i fit in yet baffled amirite lol

>>122469613
>dat waist

BREHS!

>>122469564
after he got 12th place at TI and c9 kicked him the fuck out. secret, meanwhile, also lost like all of their players when the drunkard spoiled their high expectations by being, well, a drunkard, so they had basically no choice.
a team with ee and aui on it would be something else.

>guys look how addicted to anime I am
?
Do they think they're getting revenge on the normies who bullied them out of life or something..?

>>122469643
EE is a worse carry and has a worse ego than RTZ.

can someone please reply to my bait

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>>122469506

this is sad as fuck my man

>>122469613

WHY WOULD YOU RUIN YOUR BODY WITH LE EMO DAMAGED GIRL TATS

WHY WOULD YOU SELECT DYKE HAIR

WHY WOULD YOU PIERCE YOUR SHIT UP

WHYYYYYYYYYY

>>122469613
>Woman
>Actually liking art
Yeah, nah

>>122469721
ENDURANCE RUN

>>122469564
But he's not? He's still part of Secret ¿¿ :^( ??

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Secret haters are just talentless normies and can't manage the relatively high tier support for their teams like we do.

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>>122469682
>a team with ee and aui on it would be something else.

Uh...dotards?

>>122469712
Here's another (You)

This board couldn't get any worse anyway

>>122469721
THE BEAST OF ALL WORLDS

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>https://www.reddit.com/user/EternaLEnVy
>https://www.reddit.com/user/CLEMENTINATOR
>https://www.reddit.com/user/miserydota
>https://www.reddit.com/user/w33ha
>https://www.reddit.com/user/pieliedie

is there any team with more redditors than Team Secret?

>>122469620

yeah Puppey is an ebin Dota legend thats been playing for 500223 billion years, meanwhile PPD started playing 2 years ago and is already more accomplished than Puppey.

>>122469721
YOUR KING MOVES OF HIS OWN ACCORD

>>122469785
Almost every pro player has a Reddit account, you know

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>>122469643
>EE is good

Brain damaged animeNEET

Remember when Sylar was a good carry?

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>>122469785

>>122469613

>women supposed to cook
>all elite tier cooks are men

>women are supposed to art
>all elite tier artists are men

>women claim to have comparable intelligence
>cant even compete in chess or dotes

wew

>>122469769
>c9
>u.s.
lol since when

>>122469721
ONE WORLD IS MUCH LIKE ANOTHER

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>LD cast
Why is this allowed
Not even Merlini can save this.

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>>122469785
Going to reddit as a celebrity to communicate with your fans is quite different from unironically browsing the site.

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>>122469643
Gee it's not like we have a battery of evidence that Envy is shit and not deserving of the position and praise he has or anything

>>122469616
See /jp/, bastion of quality

/a/ isn't quality its just massively over moderated. /jp/ is that same community without moderation.

>>122469785
ppd has his own fucking subreddit.
and yeah, basically every player has an account for AMAs and shit like that
PLD and w33 have one post each, misery has two and puppey's last post was 8 months ago.

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>>122469721
>this is sad as fuck my man
>>122469562
>This is actually autistic.

Why is this triggering normies so much? You are limited to some low tier cropping garbage and can't even draw a proper image for your team?

Well my I'm sorry my friendo not everyone here is talentless like you, /reddit/ strangers.

>>122469506
>Autistic player has an autistic fanbase
P O E T R Y
O
E
T
R
Y

>>122469843
sumail does not
universe no
fear no
arteezy hates reddit
ppd has someone from eg posting for him

eg are our fucking guys actually now that you think about it

>>122469879
have a (You), free of charge

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>>122469934
>haha look this guy who plays literally hundreds of games made a mistake that has never happened before baffled lolol!!

>>122469967
Can you keep your /tv/ memes contained please?

>>122469838
>more accomplished than Puppey.
You know how to count right? Or at least can identify the yellow color i hope. See for yourself.
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Puppey
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Ppd

>>122469965
>he's not an a-animeNEET

>on muh sekrit club?!

Please do not project your own triggeration onto others

>>122469937
Exactly, /a/ has one of the best communities on the board. They know how to keep /v/ermin and redditors out

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>>122470026
Just stop

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>>122469710
>EE is a worse carry and has a worse ego than RTZ.

Wrong and wrong.
Next.

>>122469846
EE is good. Keep proving it right with insecure posting of 3d pigs.
Next.

>>122469934
>honeypot pub game

Wow you sure showed him!
Next.

>>122469379
>getting easily flustered because people are calling some girl you never met on the internet ugly
>call others beta
Yeah, no. You're the definition of a white knight bro. Chill, who cares if people don't like Soe tattoo?

>>122469706
Yes.

>>122469983
who cares you inbred retard, they aren't our guys. there aint our guys in this shit. they are some random retards who play dota, and you are some random retard who posts on 4chan. there is no "us" on this shit.

>>122470069
>can't read
As expected of an animeNEET

You are /jp/
/a/ is artificial quality by censorship because of 50x mods of any board

>>122469965

Wait how much does Secret pay you?

>>122470107
fuck off lelouch

EE in his prime was a worse carry than illidan was back in 2012.

>>122470085
>EE is the only player who ever makes mistakes and because it's a meme to save his misplays i unironically believe this being a stupid idiot

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>>122469785
Why would anybody be this assblasted just because someone who plays video games for a living has a reddit account?

>>122470168
dude just get over it. he's bad.

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>>122470168
No please do go on

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>>122469983
>NAdota shits are our guys

Nice joke burgerclap.

>>122470168
Meme's always have a lining of truth

>>122470107
>sour grapes virgin
>projecting his own insecurity
Ayyyy lmao

>>122470152
I don't go to /jp/
>/a/ has an artificial community because the mods deleted my rec thread :(((
Stay mad, /v/ermin

Tell me about CDEC, why do they pick the PL?