/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

Lets go fatboy!

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anime above everything else

UNBAN STEEL, DAZED, AZK, AND SWAG SO NA CAN HAVE A TOP 4 GLOBAL TEAM

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>>122409783

What's Fugly's role on Liquid?

I was imagining if Skadoodle had to replace a player on Liquid and Fugly is the one that comes to mind. Or Elige.

Fuck, guys. I just casually mentioned to my mother that I have toothache. Now she's forcing me to go to the dentist. I'm so scared. I haven't been outside in months and not been to a dentist in years. I don't want someone to shine a bright light and look at my greasy, pimply face.

>>122409949
ibp never beat good EU teams desu

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Did you fucking see that

holy shit what the fuck freakazoid how is that even possible

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>>122409189
continiued

>>122410195
Yea they have no record to prove they could hang globally with EU, but they're still probably NA's best chance. IBP beat the 2nd-best EU team in the world and consistently shit on C9, who only did better internationally because to quote both DaZed and Hiko (former players on both teams) "C9 got really lucky in group stages and won games they shouldn't have".

If you look at DaZed's and Steel's IGLing and prac philosophy, it's a hell of a lot better than C9's/Sgares'.

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>>122410191
k reddit

>>122410191
I know that feel bro. I've only been outside my parents' house/property a handful of times within the past 5 years. I haven't been to a dentist or any sort of doctor in that time either.

>>122410445

Who actually does the ingame IGL in Torqued? I feel like it's Steel but Dazed could probably do it/take over anytime if they feel like it. Do they take turns or something?

>>122410739
DaZed will occasionally call but it's very predominantly Steel.

>>122410612
i hadnt been to a dentist in 3 years and i went the other week and i was fine
dont worry senpaitaichi

>>122410798
To clarify, I meant that DaZed will occasionally make mid-game calls/contributions but Steel is the IGL.

i really dislike that fat douche hiko. i hope he never wins anything. he just seems like such a phony fucking person, but then again he's your typical kike.

>>122410191
go anon, I went to the dentist friday and got 12 vicodins

BASED SEAN

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MCDONALDS IN FLAMES

C9 OUR GUYS PULLING THROUGH
NEVER DOUBTED

>>122410990
He does come off as a pompous judaic bitch but he's a great player so I tolerate it.

>>122410962

Yeah that's what I had in mind too. Steel is probably better for tactical executes/setups but Dazed seems to have a really intuitive grasp of the flow of a match. Regardless I wonder if they ever butt heads in the middle of a match over what they should do, both seems to be pretty strong personalities with strong opinions on what to do.

>>122410990
its just your monkey instincts kicking in

you literally know nothing about him but yet you paint him as a phony person just because he's fat and out of shape

maybe he reminds you of yourself and you cants stand that? who knows

>>122411367
i feel bad for her

he probably smells terrible

>>122411440
During prac Steel got pissy that some members were ignoring some of his calls/commands (predominantly Moe) and he made it clear that it should stop, and it did.

They do have different philosophies though, which is part of the reason Steel left IBP back in the day. Neither of their ideal teams consists of the other, but they're still friends.

>>122411626
she's used to it

>>122411626
Yeah, but she's Chinese.

>>122411525
i've watched his stream occasionally. he's a douche bag who thinks way too highly of himself. if you can't see that then you probably have autism.

>>122411525
>maybe he reminds you of yourself and you cants stand that? who knows
what's wrong with this? i'm a fat asshole and i hate fatty assholes so why shouldn't i hate hiko?

>>122411783
oh alright fair enough since i dont watch streams i wouldnt know

are you fat though?

>>122411941
quit looking at hiko's belly and get on the treadmill fatty

>>122412114
>all that work
no thanks dude i'd rather sit here and hate hiko

REMINDER to play FALLOUT 4 for sick CSGO skills

desu c9 just got really lucky that match
they won every 1v1 and 2v2 clutch which is why they had to double eco after winning 7 rounds in a row
could have easily been a 9:6 instead of a 5:10

>>122411941
So you hate yourself? Use that as motivation to lose some weight you tub of shit.

>>122412318
or i can keep calling out hiko for being a fat deplorable shit like myself you effin moron

>>122412309
aaaand this is why we should go back to chargers only

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeOJR6tZHQY

>>122412309
>Liquid losing a 5v2.
>5v2
>Lucky

how fucking mad is hiko right now?

lol cloud9 look and playing like they are high as fuck off addy

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>adrens face when

wow this match is unexpected

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>playing like that

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>>122412420
Don't you want to change though? Why would you want to keep being a worse off version of yourself?

>>122412732
>CRAAAWLING

>>122412870
too much work

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>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win

>>122412445
no one believes that meme, not even thorin.

>>122412962
It's really not man. I can drop you my Steam or something and we can talk about setting up a basic meal plan. People don't realize the biggest thing to change isn't running 3 miles a day or lifting all of a sudden, it's changing your diet.

is brax our guy?
https://twitter.com/CQ_ShahZaM/status/666020661513469952

>>122413120
lol eff your steam scrawnlet i've fluctuated between slim and fat my whole life so i know what it takes to lose weight and i'm no longer interested

>>122412445
>lakers jersey
>nv fanfaggot
is this man the ultimate glory hunter?

>>122413107
>superior game mode
>meme
lol?

>>122413075
why is Shinoa so perfect?

>>122413180
>faggot who rigs game
yeah nah

>>122413248
Calm down there bud, I was only offering to help. Continue being a self wallowing piece of human garbage then. Just know that you will always be an inferior version of yourself and your too lazy to change.

>>122413324
or maybe he just appreciates greatness?

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>>122413364

>>122413120
what would you suggest to someone losing weight as a rough diet plan?

>>122413330
if you're gonna bait at least make it interesting

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>>122413425
lmao go back to reddit kid

>>122413459
wow you should stop being so mad that someone is satisfied with being a fat piece of shit

>>122413531
>tells me go to reddit
>posts mr. reddit himself
oh the ironing

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>>122413531
this desu

>>122413521
Eat 500-1000 calories below your BMR (google it) and eat mostly vegetables and other obviously healthy foods.

Not hard.

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>>122413670
please stop embarassing yourself, i think you'd be more at home at reddit.com/r/csgo

>>122413748
wow great help faggot

>>122413521
Honestly, just become more aware as to what your eating. Tailor and create a meal plan around what you enjoy and how many calories your taking in. That's all weight loss is, caloires in vs calories out. Try looking up your BMR and eat roughly 500 calories less than it to start.

http://www.hltv.org/match/2299315-torqued-clg-red-rgn-pro-series-championship#r12579354

young stew on lan

hey fat guy who said he got fat bcuz too much work

how?
do you eat at work? baka i lose weight when i work more.

>>122413832
Why the hell are you asking for a god damn meal plan on /vg/? Everyone knows what it takes to get healthy.

I guess some people don't feel motivated unless a strict plan is laid out, which is unfortunate.

>>122413586
I'm not mad that your fat, I'm mad that you have the nerve to insult someone who is offering to help you. Keep being a cynical fatass and enjoy being in the ground by 50.

>>122413832
>fatty needs someone to forcefeed him vegetables because not eating chips and pizza 24/7 is too hard
enjoy your heart disease

>>122413529
>bait
literally what the fuck m8
thorin in that very video explains why shargers only is superior. can you refute any of his points?

>>122413926
Strebor aka "I just wanna shoot niggers" posted a pic of him on twitter today. He looks like what I imagine Dezly or Cacti looking like.

>>122413954
i've never worked in my life and like i said i've fluctuated between slim and fat multiple times (have lost anywhere between 25-50lbs when needed) but i've stopped caring. too much work to do it again

>>122413926
>gamer grills
is it just gonna be a 16-0? Don't want to watch out of secondhand embarrassment

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YOUNG STEW

i eat peanut butter jelly toasts with banana slices on top of them for breakfast :3

>>122414037
durr durr durr olof is best player

next people will say gun game is the best measure of player skill since it tests you with every weapon.

>>122414150
uh they're both shitty teams

i dont know which one is less shitty to be honest family

>>122414174

is that really stewie2k ?

>>122414332
https://twitter.com/Fe_Stewie2k

>>122414271
oh i see

well here's another one but that's enough for you young man

>>122414435
Not even thorin things chargers only would be good outside of a select few times. it's terrible for any team with skill beyond lol rush on eco

Holy fuck how did LUMISHIT lose to choke9

senpai testing senpai

>>122414838
bo3 m8

>>122413926
>young stew on lan
literally who?

I fucking hate seeing the P90 in pro matches.

>utility

pls stop

>>122414150
honestly clg red took 7 rounds off of torqued at fragadelphia and this torqued line up was made last minute. im worried

>>122415264
young fucking stew

>>122413521
See >>122413748.

The biggest, EASIEST thing is to get rid of every single drinkable liquid in your home except water. That means alcohol, sugary drinks (soda, juices, and otherwise), "healthy" drinks, etc. etc. You should potentially get rid of coffee, too, depending on your addiction to it.

>>122415361
>You should potentially get rid of coffee, too
why?

>>122415307
you can't make me doubt, harveyfag

>>122414150
>>122415307
this.

I mean, CLGRed will still lose, but it's not going to be a stomp.

Plus, the Fragadelphia line up for Torqued had AZK and Dazed.

>>122415279
does it trigger your silver flashbacks, shittie?

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don vito died today :(

>>122415264
i see you boi now go back to your dead unbased game

>Drop a 4 bomb
>Win


uhh gotards?

going to bed cy@ fammybrus

>>122415603
yes bitch

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SEAN

SEAN GARES

SEAN

HOLY SHIT THESE CLUTCHES FROM C9

WHAT A FUCKING PLAY SEAN

>n0thing on 3 frags
dude weed lmao

>that flick from sean

would let him rape my boipussy desu

>>122416078
>>122416091
>>122416095
>>122416123
was not worth a post tbph, calm down

lmao clown9 reacting as if they won a major everytime they win a round
i hope they get btfo by fatboy

>>122416150
shut the fuck up fuccboi

SHould I get a tuna subway?

Is there a general/section of 4chan with more shitposting than CSGOG?

I can't think of one.

>>122416352
sc2g

>>122416352
/srg/

>>122416352
/srg/

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>Cloud9fags are here aswell

It's enough that your shitty team is so popular on reddit, why must you infest all my favorite forums?

>>122416352
serg

>>122416252
yes

>>122416487
ok senpai, brb 20 minutes

>>122416397
>>122416419
>>122416475
who is we?

elige looks like a 40 year old who looks like he's 13

>>122416537
:) enjoy it man

>>122416396
lolg
sc2g

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i don't feel so good sean

who gay here??

>>122416752
do you think so?

skadoodle misses so many shots he needs to hit
and people in here compare him to kennys or even guardian LOL

>Cloud 9 Losing to literally No Names

are the teams told by the production team that they must do these cringy fist bumps after every won round?

>>122416901
>whiffyS anywhere near guardian
do that thing with your neck that i like

>>122416835
me :3

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>>122416952
>cringy

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>post yfw an american team will never win a csgo major

>>122416752
he looks like an albino

>>122416964
I'm just quoting people here dude

>>122416901
Ska is a big choker on LAN, especially against EU teams.

He's really only good at surprise kills and easy/no-pressure setups. He *rarely* gets important kills with the AWP.

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Nice

>>122416352
NEED FUTA NOW

SEAN

How come /d2g/ gets to have pros who love them but the best we get is shroud kissing siz?

>>122416903
>hiko
>no name
Senpai?

>c9 starts losing
>posting slows to a crawl
what does this mean?

>>122419026
people are having strokes

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>>122419026
IT MEANS THE ADDY ISNT WORKING SEAN

>that rotation

See, that's how you play CS. You think. You don't just play stupid "hurr i can outaim you!" type bullshit, but you play smart.

>>122419145
SEAN!
SEAN I NEED ANOTHER DOSE SEAN

>>122419161
>post about NA cs which isn't vehemently mocking it

where am I? Are the jealous yuros asleep?

LOL! http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=18&threadid=954485

>>122411697
>They do have different philosophies though, which is part of the reason Steel left IBP back in the day
ha

Fugly looking like a sith lord rn

>>122419327
yuros are getting culturally enriched

>>122419520
What?

>>122419404
What a shitposter.

>>122419627
steel and dazed got kicked out of ibp because swag felt uncomfortable playing with them after they threw

>>122419404
>ttp://www.hltv.org/?pageid=18&threadid=954485


shitpost

>hiko just not even peaking, trusting adren to get the kills

nah f@m, that's just baiting

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ITS KICKING IN AGAIN SEAN

>>122419704
No, Steel had decided to leave IBP earlier, and afterwards Swag planned on kicking DaZed.

>because swag felt uncomfortable playing with them after they threw
Steel had already told IBP he was leaving before the throw. But now I know I'm being b8'd.

someone post the "win one to give hope" one

>>122419793
stop posting

>>122419843
>No, Steel had decided to leave IBP earlier, and afterwards Swag planned on kicking DaZed.

lol

http://www.hltv.org/news/13567-ibuypower-dismiss-steel-dazed

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>>122419907

>>122419950
Both Steel and DaZed confirmed that Steel had decided to leave way before the throw and that DaZed being kicked was planned by Swag after the throw.

You're linking an article that merely states that Steel and DaZed ended up leaving at the same time.

Are you serious, which makes you illiterate and retarded, or just trolling me? You've gotten me good if it's the latter.

when did freak get good

Hiko choking hard, lets go CNine finish this shit off

>>122419950
>hltv article
he told his team he was riding out the contract and wouldn't renew then swag was like "lol lets get 2 brainless riflers and kick our two callers"
so they lost after winning first half 13-2 http://www.hltv.org/match/2293625-ibuypower-penta-dreamhack-winter-2014 versus penta in the qf qualifying match

>This is who posts on csgog with you
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=14&userid=661995

Hiko it would be nice if you could get some fucking kills.

>>122420183
>Both Steel and DaZed confirmed that Steel had decided to leave way before the throw and that DaZed being kicked was planned by Swag after the throw.

yeah because steel and dazed totally dont have a history of lying

lol

>Steel and DaZed ended up leaving
>leaving

they got kicked right after the throw for a reason, if steel and dazed don't like being in a team together they wouldn't instantly make a new team together (torqued) after being kicked

lol

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>>122420236
when the addy hit

>>122420236
addy stock has been refilled
do you really think it's a coincidence that c9 sucks at esl majors where they have drug testing but beat teams like liquid in NA lans?

>>122420319
lol what an idiot xdDD

>>122420404
Man this meme is so good i love it. Can you post it on r/globaliffensive so we can spread the keks?

>>122420346
>yeah because steel and dazed totally dont have a history of lying
...what reason does DaZed have to lie about Steel planning to leave? What reason does Steel have?

>if steel and dazed don't like being in a team together they wouldn't instantly make a new team together (torqued)
DaZed had nowhere to go and joined IBP when Swag and Ska asked him to join back.

Last response. You're a moron.

>he betted on the overweight jewish golfing man

>>122420346
>>Steel and DaZed ended up leaving
>>leaving

He meant that they got off the team at the same time.

Even if you say they're liars, it's a weird thing to lie about. The whole point of their "story" is that Steel wasn't surprised by getting kicked since he was already leaving; Dazed was surprised because he had no information beforehand.

That's it.

NA CS is embarassing to watch

And why is le fat man so shitty?

>>122420560
>Last response. You're a moron.

i guess you gave up and went to insults

LOL :)

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>>122420553
kys and go back to reddit

>>122420701
Nah reddit hasn't discovered the epic addy meme yet! yets spread it! >U<

>>122420628
Hiko is better than most players in the top 5 Euro teams.

how come renegades and luminosity didn't make it to the finals
thought they were leagues ahead of NA

>>122420701
>posts shitty forced meme
>calls other people reddit
kill yourself, my man

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>>122420790
kys already pls

>>122420827
>RGN
>better than NA
wut

>LG
King of BO1 upsets and that's about it.

lmao liquid got raped

>>122420884

see

>>122420041

tec9 is balanced

CHIKO

HIKO ARE YOU KIDDING ME

LE FAT CLUTCH MAN

>>122420895
No man, freakazoid addy is the best meme!

he does it
FOR FREE

>Moses: He does it for free
Literally our guy

>>122420824
LOL

>>122421303
It's true.

bae

S E A N

>adren

>>122421363
well the fatboy just lost the EASIEST clutch of his life so nah dont think so bud

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>sean is c9's weakest player

can this meme die now?

>>122421548
It's not debatable.

Omfg how do you lose that round

>>122421363
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&statsfilter=2053

How are Liquid losing these rounds?

NA CS is so frustrating to watch.

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>>122421587
weak bait t/b/h

>>122421629
You do realize your team affects your stats, and that NA is a shitshow of a region with shitty teams?

Hiko is better than most European pros, even from the top 5 teams. That means he's a better asset than 3/5 players from most of those teams.

Not debatable.

>>122421692
adren spaghetti

>>122421692
The Liquid Advantage

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>Chat spamming "god freak"

>Getting kills on unarmored glocks with a m4a1s long range

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>>122421741

>>122421692
They dont trade in a lot of situations

>>122421819
Not debatable.

>>122421741
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=179&teamid=5973&statsfilter=5
>Best player : nitr0

How the fuck do people talk shit on n0thing all the fucking time when he's clearly one of the better player on c9

>>122421692
FAT MAN DESTROYER OF TEAMS

Idk liquid is up one or two people every round and theylose

>>122421964
because people think frags = good

nitro literally getting into that ass

the rest are literally deadweight

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LET'S GO!

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>>122421953
>unironically claiming that one member of a team is superior to another because of stats

>>122421964
if you were here when they had team comms, you would see n0thing can't concentrate properly

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>>122416352

d2g during TI

>mfw USA was written over 100k times in the thread when they won the last TI

>>122422079
if it's not for stats how can one player be better than another

>>122422079
>unironically making a claim that isn't backed up by any fact

>>122422175
by his decisions that lead to winning rounds

>>122422061
>>122422061
>>122422061
>>122422061
>>122422061

H I K O H O M I E S

>>122421953
>>122422079
And don't forget nitr0 is one of NA's best aimers/riflers.

>>122422175
First you have to recognize that roles, among a huge number of variables are different between players.

-hiko
-adren
+moe
+steel

>>122422379
hiko is the lurker, he should definitely have the highest stats especially if he's the best player on the team though

Nitro 2 opening kills and they almost lose again

>>122422293
Then why isn't Liquid winning anything relevant?

>>122422445
>hiko is the lurker, he should definitely have the highest stats
Not always.

>especially if he's the best player on the team though
Nobody said he was.

>>122422592
>Nobody said he was.

are you even reading the thread

???????????

>>122421741
>>122420824

>>122422592
you sound so salty, are you fat by chance?

>>122422634
Notice that in the 2 posts you quoted, nothing is mentioned of Hiko being better than nitr0.

>>122422672
No, and I have a bigger dick than you kid.

>>122422592
>Not always.

it's still his "assigned" role, just because he's not always the last alive doesn't mean shit.

>>122422757

You're arguing semantics. They definitely implied it.

Nitro carrying so hard

DENIED
E
N
I
E
D

>>122422672
>NaCl meme

Fuck off reddit.

>>122422757
because this post totally doesn't imply hiko is better than nitr0 >>122422079

>>122422848
You're arguing that someone (me) implied something I didn't you fucktard.

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>>122422757
>No, and I have a bigger dick than you kid.

Sweet, too bad you've no pussy to stick it into, fatty.

>>122422962
>You're arguing that someone (me) implied something I didn't you fucktard.
>"they" definitely implied it

are you fucking retarded

is c9 or liquid our guys?

>>122422930
Hiko is better than nitr0, but I was criticizing the fact he referenced stats to argue that one player was better than another despite stats not giving us the full story.

For example Hiko has performed very well against Euros despite having to put up with shitty NA teams, whereas nitr0 only does well as an entry fragger in NA.

how the fuck does an entry fragger have better stats than a lurker

ROFL

>>122423149
>Hiko has performed very well against Euros

>going out in groups is performing very well

>>122423149
>whereas nitr0 only does well as an entry fragger in NA.

if that were true his stats wouldn't be higher than hiko's (who apparently does very well against eu)

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>>122423202
Because NA.

Liquid has 1 fucking strat. No fakes so far. Idiots.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH FAT MAN AND SHITDREN AHAHAHAHAHAAH

inb4 eco'd

>>122423308
tbf hiko was on both na lineups that made it out of major gorups

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>there are people here who still think shroud and hiko are good
yeah in pugs maybe lmao senpai baka

oh my god
im done

JUST
RUSH
B
LMAO

nice fucking map gotards

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>>122423308
>has performed very well
>went out in groups last time
Notice there's no contradiction.

>>122423320
>if that were true his stats wouldn't be higher than hiko's
...what?

And I don't even understand why people are stressing this point, because it doesn't actually matter.

he still thought someone was behind there

freak is such a fucking brick head

Choke 9 is here right on time

THE TEC 9 TRAIN IS REAL

any time i see a team forced onto tec9 armor or 57 armor to try and get ot, i know that they will win the round

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>>122423406

>(You)

>>122423452
Hiko was on luminosity?

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME C9 FUCK

somebody explain why valve think Tec9 is balanced

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>>122423420

>>122423452
yeah but that was long ago
now he gets knocked out by dignitas

>>122423420
gg no re

>>122423191
>>122423495
its such a fucking shit map

>>122423540
they know its not balanced but keep it like this for "le epic action movie feels :)" to entertain the underage fanbase of this game

>>122423528
you do know cloud9 and complexity were teams right? goturd

>>122423496
>And I don't even understand why people are stressing this point, because it doesn't actually matter.
LMAO

yeah the guy who does worse every game is just better than the guy at the top

lol

:)

>>122423540
tec9 makes the game more fun to watch
that's literally it
literally the only reason to have pistols do more damage than rifles

>>122423703
it doesnt even make the game fun to watch
theres literally nothing exciting about watching a tec9 user running 1 shot 2 people

>>122423667
>stats shows us who "does worse" or "does better"
I mean, you're stressing that nitr0 is better than Hiko and I'm telling you that regardless, it's an irrelevant point dense fuck. Jesus Christ.

>>122423790
yes they do
>HES BETTER EVEN THOUGH HES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCOREBOARD

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>122423663
yeah i'm watching c9, but i also recall hiko going out in groups with his dream team to nip playing one of the worst tournaments of his life.

wtf nitro

I love how shadows work

CLOUD 9
CLOUD 9
CLOUD 9
CLOUD 9
CLOUD 9
CLOUD 9
CLOUD 9

These fucking na strats lmao

JUST RUSH B NIGGA LOL

i hate cobble

>>122423886
>liquid
>dream team
lel

LIQUID IS THE BEST TEAM IN NA
HIKO IS THE BEST NA PLAYER

Fugly looks like such an edgelord with that fucking hood up.

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>there are people who unironically think that CURRENT hiko is anywhere near top level

>>122423782
for casuals who dont actually play the game more than occasionally it is more fun
its frustrating as fuck for the actual players that know how bullshit it is but valve isn't gonna change it because they have no reason to
people are still gonna buy keys
people are still gonna buy operations
people are still gonna buy skins
people are still gonna play the game

>>122424034
hey reddit

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I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR

>>122423868
>2nd best stats on the team
>bottom of the scoreboard
>still arguing that nitr0 is better
I'm only responding by virtue of the fact that you're clearly wrong, but it still has nothing to do with my original post and I'm surprised you keep trying to roll with it.

>There are people who are fans of Cloud 9 posting in this thread right now

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>>122424073
he has top level weight

>>122424005
Good teams also go to A on cobble

>>122424139
>nitr0 always at the top
>never below hiko
>b-but hiko is better
LOL

YOU FUCKING SUCK
-JW on Hiko and Team Liquid

how can a person get as big as hiko

>>122424209
>be baiter role
>teammate is way better so he entries
FATKO

>>122424209
>topping the scoreboard means you're the best player on a team
>still arguing an irrelevancy

freak is so fucking tweaked out

>>122424320
>having worse stats as an entryfragger while you're a lurker

LMFAO? gotards???

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wew cloud9 actually won something

DID YOU SEE NOTHINGS CELEBRATION FUCKING LMAO

lmao @ nothing taunting liquid when they just won the match, he has to be one of our guys

>>122424371
who's the JAV

>>122424320
>Happy is a lurker
>he tops the scoreboard
>Hiko is also alurker
>bottomfragging

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>fatko losing
feels good

LG got robbed

shit tourney

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>>122424005
>literally the first thing i learned in my first competitive match ever was "Rush B every round on cobble"
>top tier NA strats

this slut ugly af but I still wanna bang it

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My fuckin' guys! Fuck csgog you guys are fuckin Eurotrash keks.

Let's fuckin go

>>122424365
I wish he would fuck me

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ska is the most unemotional player everw

>be best player and the master of clutching
>Top 5 player world
>be on NA dream team
>lose
GOTARDS?

I think clg could've beat c9 if they didn't have such a retarded map veto
c9 played decent though

Freak's gonna be getting some of that Chinese takeout later tonight, lads.

>>122424440
idk pham but if you want a good one, you should watch SNIS-533

>being a fat fuck
uhhh... gotards?

Wait what?
$65k for this shit LAN?

>>122424516
he's autistic

>>122424564
freak is a beta desu

HEAVY

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>>122424479

desu i think chinks aren't that attractive, but i'd ram her ass

I found Elige's theme ROFL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxVMBIknDP0

>>122424516
doesn't that make him our guy?

>>122424634
freak is alpha af

reminder hiko is literally reddit's guy

>>122424518
not to mention

>drop a fucking nasty 20 bomb in a 30 round + ot game
>still lose

when will hiko be on a good team????

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>>122424373
I clapped so fuckin hard my girlfriend got startled. Fuckin ayyy lmao, time to que LETS GO

>>122424373
out of his seat before the 3v1 was even over lol

>>122424362
>still arguing that nitr0 is better even though it's irrelevant
>still arguing that the entry fragger needs to have worse stats than the lurk without looking at context

>>122424441
EnvyUs is a European team that plays against other Europeans.

>>122424721
he's really not, dweeb.

i understand your underage ass looks up to him, but he's clearly overcompensating.

>>122424839
why are you responding if it's irrelevant you fat fuck hiko fangay

>>122424748
Um hiko dropped a 17 bomb
LMAOOOOOO

>faggots of 4chan still look only at k/d to determine someone's worth
not surprising in anyway tbch

>>122424923
You don't know my weight, but I know it's statistically unlikely your dick is as big as mine LOL

>>122424854
>dweeb
go back to reddit

>Carry my team with a .93 rating across 3 maps as lucker (aka i should have worst stats) lose
When will NA stop

That was one of the best games of CS I have ever seen. Holy shit.

>>122424694
>playaz circle
>worth even listening to

>>122425037
>thinking someone going negative as a lurker is better than a guy entryfragging going positive
sounds like you're shit at this game tbch

>eu didn't win a single map
rofl

>>122425218
>NA match
>one of best games ever

You need to watch more Euro games, or NA vs EU games.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AfEeLRWVIc

>>122425037
ye cuz hiko sure had those huge impact frags that opened up sites as T and locked them down as CT :^)

>yfw an actually lan fight happens
http://www.hltv.org/match/2299316-torqued-winterfox-rgn-pro-series-championship
get hype

>>122425218
it wasnt even that good

>>122425287
this ngl
smfc lads

>>122425331
unironically the best cs game ever

>watch CS lan
>eu can't even take a round
>watch dota major
>only EU team that wins is carried by canadian
wrofl

>>122425331
i remember watching this game but dont remember what happened because i was stroking so hard, fucking frenchfags