Spessmen on a Spess Station - /ss13g/

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1st for chef is the best job

>that D&D
Thanks for a fun shift will

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>>122409885

xth for leather, fuck waifus.

also why the fuck do you people keep not including the OP pastebin in the OP? get it together

I didn't waifupost last thread.
I think I should but I also shouldn't, Jesus Christ, where have all the good times gone?

Other guy is an edgelord, long live waifus, long live this thread.

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>>122410028
i just hastily copied the last one, man, don't hate

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Is virology the most neglected job?

xth for leatherman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMFZNZ18z5k

>>122410028
>Starting a thread war
Reminds me of the shitstorm when that one russian game got popular here.

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>>122410241
If you aren't doing the OP right, you don't deserve to be making threads.

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>>122409885

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reminder

>>122410271
>implying I made the thread
Wew lad, looks like everyone is posting on this thread

>>122409072
Man, you even fucked up the OP big time.

>>122410068
I'd say you earned your right to waifu post more than anyone shiggy

>goonstation
>closed source
>like 5 devs, only 2 of which who ever do anything
>new big stuff all the time
>only station with a fleshed-out economy
>huge space dungeons

>every other station
>open source
>1000000 devs
>'additions' consist of 2-3x "Adjusted walking speed" and "Nerfed X" every month or so

I guess this is the difference between actual software developers and random kids who know how to adjust variables.

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Both of these threads are shit.

YOU FUCKED THE OP UP
INEXCUSABLE

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>>122409885

Go to the right OP

OKAY LOOK

>>122410791
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>>122410791

CAN WE ALL GET ALONG

>>122410656
I don't see anything wrong with this OP besides the borg shit, and yet the other one is even worse in account of even worse meme shit.
Fuck off and stop trying to stir up threadwar shit

>>122410837
>3 threads up at once
AAAAAHHHH

>>122410306
That's either cult space armour, vox space suits, ERT suits, the space pirate outfit, or deathsquad. Or ninja?

>>122410791
>>122410791
>>122410791

Let's be civilized.

>>122410306
Sorry, OR cult space armour, which is also not readily available.

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>>122410527

Yet they couldn't finish their remake.

>>122410927
Just go with the third one.
No meemays in that one.

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Do people want a doughnut station revival?

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>>122410192
Geneticists, janitors, and bartenders have it worse. You can't even turn your sign on when you're playing taxi or meta.

>>122411370
We've been down this road. A few people in the thread will show interest, the map will be interesting for about.. a week, maybe two. Then played once every other day at best.

>>122411370
Yes, but put a R-UST in the center.

>>122411487
That is fine. A replacement for muh box isn't needed whatsoever.

I like a map change every now and then but there is only one bearable alternative map.

>>122411370
Wow I'd hate dying in the chapel (library?)

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I wonder who could be behind this thread?

Fuck off with your faggot waifu circlejerk and your admin leader.

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>>122411370
What about this, just drew it up in like 5 minutes

>being the worst medical borg in history

>>122412198
your thread is shit

>>122412313
It has a correct OP, something this thread missed the mark on by a fucking mile.

You know whats going to happen if you make this the next thread? The next poster is going to copy and paste this shit and fuck it up once again.

>>122412391
maybe you should stop having autism

>>122412391
Here i'll pretend to give a shit

>>122412465
>>122412467

It seems you're comfortable with laying in your own feces. Do you also live in a fucking barn and fuck pigs?

>>122412572
Well i did fuck your MUM

Seems like this is becoming the new thread.

Please use this next time for the OP. I never cared much for the meme video but cutting out other important information doesn't make any sense.

http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg

>>122412209
engineering 2small, no atmos, replace library with silicon and sec with science?

sorta ok

>>122412760
noted

>Gas filter. Without this, the plasma that is generated by the shard will eventually overtake the coolant in percentage and cause temperature to skyrocket. Set it to filter in the coolant of your choice and be sure the pressure is maximized. Excess gas should be vented.
>Set it to filter in the coolant of your choice and be sure the pressure is maximized
>be sure the pressure is maximized
right

>>122412209
Would probably look better mapped out but why the fuck not.

Reminder to harass Niggly until he shares the bootyborg dmi

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The energy sword is the most honorable traitor item, and I'm glad to see it isn't gimped on /vg/. You can actually knock people down quite readily here, versus 3-4 strikes and they can still just yakkety sax away on other servers.

Would be nice if the double esword deflected tasers like on /tg/, but it's not a big deal.

>>122413725
It does deflect em

>>122413725
If you wield it in both hands, it does act as a shield. Furthermore, if you have the clumsy gene and dual-wield it, you have a 40% chance to impale yourself.

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>>122412209
fixed

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>>122414401

REV A SHIT

REMOVE REV

YOU ARE WORST GAMEMODE

>>122412209

This reminds me of one of those sealed biodomes

>be mediborg
>some guy gets killed
>go get him
>clone him
>nothing in the pods
>can't go in chemistry because people are blocking me from entering since they're killing someone
>can't help that someone either
>guy gets cloned but can't be fixed because no one is filling the pods
shit medbay please fuck off

>>122414840
buttmad head of staff detected
:^)

>>122411370
YES!

I also agree about putting a RUST in the middle. That'd be some crazy shit.

>>122411370
Jesus christ in which world is that a donut?

>>122415246
It's round with a hole in the middle, it's named well enough.

>he's never wired someone to a conveyor belt then set the mulebot to run them over, like one of those scenes where the bad guy ties people to train tracks

https://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/3sx1hn/space_station_13_a_case_study_in_emergent/

GREYTIDE COMING SOON

>>122416171
if only mulebots weren't shit

>>122416209
ARM THE BUNKERS

Yet you found this in reddit yourself. You are infected, you are one of them. Post ckey.

>>122416490
no

it was posted in a skype chat

a skype chat filled with bitter, old and tired SS13 players who find no joy in any servers everanywhere

>>122416701
Do they even count as SS13 players if they don't play?

>>122416209
the only server being posted are goons jumping on any opportunity to advertise.

calm down.

>>122416209
Direct link to avoid the "we are a lovely playerbase" "Dean Hall will ruin the game" "lol clowns" circlejerk.
Hunting for names.

http://www.gamasutra.com/blogs/JackPalmer/20151106/258708/Space_Station_13__A_case_study_in_emergent_gameplay_and_systemheavy_design.php?curator=MediaREDEF

>that mapping
>those sprites
>100 players at roundstart
This is not about this serbia

>>122418709
Clepe dont

>>122418709
Why was this man unbanned

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>>122418709
>job ban from syndicate

>>122418709
Backstory on this?

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>>122418709
>Rose Wile asks, "Ready for the best pussy you'll ever have?"

>>122419060
Someone just linked a reddit thread, so I went exploring on their SS13 board and found this https://www.reddit.com/r/SS13/comments/3r6ps7/the_salt_is_real_on_citadel/

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>>122419013
Cute, but not me.

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>every second waifushitter is finding their happiness but me

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>>122419557
How terrible, have you considered walking into hell?

>>122419308
Okay then
Kilkun stahp

>>122419678
I haven't.

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>we will never have goon-style undocumented experimental chemistry or actual hard drugs
>if we ever do it'll interfere significantly with what medbay has to produce every round to subsist

>>122420019
Oh, we can.

But people would hate it.

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Found this picture.
Please make it more spess related.

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>>122418709
Why are these other servers so fucking bad?

Why does the wiki say Xenomorph was removed?

I swear I;ve seen them in the serb

>>122420176
Why aren't there more intermediate steps of being high between flashing colours and total fucking mindbreaker mess

>>122420640
because they're not what you're used to

>>122420019
Here's what I'm afraid of about that. It's nice, don't get me wrong. I think a fundamental flaw in our away missions is discovery can not be a core feature of the away mission. People will open that shit up and take a look the minute its out so they can find out what's at the end and how to get there without experimentation.

But here's the problem. You find out how to make cyanide. And what do you do? You tell your friends you jerk off with in steam/skype. Pretty soon that's how all the secrets are. Old players know, new players don't. We already have that in a sense. There's so much to know that I don't think one person knows everything about this game. For instance, did you know that you can boobytrap a crate by adding a wire and electropack to it, stunning anyone that opens it? When was the last time you saw that done?

Sekrits quickly lead to the knows and the know nots. I'd rather some things be kept secret, like away missions. It would keep them fresh and enjoyable for as long as possible.

But chems? I prefer our way honestly.

>>122417324
Even at the threads worst, it's still nowhere near as bad as that shithole of a subreddit. It only exists for people to act outraged over things happening on servers they don't play on.

>>122420659
Link the page please.

>>122420784
I think it's more than just that.

>>122420807
>Link the page please.
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/Game_Modes

>>122421037
Ah I got chu. It's because xenomorph rounds no longer happen. I don't know why and it'd be interesting to learn.

What you see is either wizards morphing people into xenomorphs or more commonly admins spawning in xenomorphs because the round needed some excitement.

>>122420784
>MMM TRO DAT PUSSY GURL shit in the background
>calling a deathsquad after seven kills
>banning a guy for antagonizing the station

Yeah you're right. I'm just a spoiled brat.

>>122421325
DAT PUSSY THO

>>122420659
There used to be a round type called Xenomorph and that was exactly how it sounded. It was removed eons upon eons ago.

>>122421673
>It was removed eons upon eons ago.

Weird.

It feels like it's always been there, at least on other /tg/ code stations

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>>122420310

>>122420784
nah there are other enjoyable serbs.

>>122421283
What about the other removed game modes?

>>122420310
That fem spurdo is far hotter than it has any right to be.

>be MoMMI
>want to bring music to the AI
>can't build a jukebox
>don't want to steal bar's jukebox
>instead of getting ghetto bar's I decide I need to make a space trip in hopes to get to the pirate satellite
>AI gets destroyed while I space travel
>my mission lost all meaning
>still bring music to the station
>can't bring music to the shuttle because shuttle is shit
it hurts

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>that adventure

Assistants best profession.

>>122422087
The adventure just kept getting better. One of the more fun rounds I've played in awhile.

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>>122420310
I tried

>>122422000
Only other one is Heist which is unofficially removed.

>>122422000
-Meme mode is older than my ckey. I wasn't aware it was ever actually played. I thought it was a joke.
-Aliums got powergamed hard from what I have heard and they always got stomped.
-I did not know Random ever worked.
-Monkey Fever transmits the Jungle Fever virus and I'm not below bussing it in at any time if given the excuse. Monkey Mode is hilarious, but doomed. 5+ players are selected as monkeys and are quickly gassed by the crew since they're just monkeys afterall. Think nuke ops, except they want to turn the crew into monkeys, and they have no ship or ability.
-Never heard of zombie.
-Never heard of virus epidemic but it sounds tedious fun.

>>122422386
wrong. Meme.

For the donut station I posted. Its gonna be powered by a TEG and have some Rust Parts ready for an upgrade, also, should tcomms be on station, or off?

>>122422405
Xenos only got stomped because they started with a (one) queen randomly spawned. The mode has been shitty and broken since Apeh was around.

>>122422417
Hm, I thought you asked about other fairly recent removed ones, or that there were more removed gamemodes still listed as active.

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>>122422378
ebin

>>122422794
Off station. It should take a little effort to push out meme scripts or shut them down.

>>122422845
What was it like?

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>>122423159
It usually ended pretty quickly. I think the shortest round I ever played was a xeno round. The larva spawned in the assistant tool area and got stomped to death in about ten seconds. The only successful ones involved either a lot of bus or a no silicon/security situation, which wasn't that common back then.

>>122424027
these kind of pictures just break my heart

>>122424027
I'm not sure what's worse. Entire ice cream ruined or the fact that they're taking a picture instead of doing something before their carpet gets all sticky

>>122424180
I know anon.

LOOK AT THE AMOUNT OF DIRT DOES THAT NIGGER EVEN CLEAN HIS CAR?

IT'S A FUCKING AUTOMATIC TOO.

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>>122424654

>automatic

>http://www.meme.com/

I don't know why this is so funny but it is

>>122424654
>automatic
>a bad thing

take your stick and shove it up your ass

>>122425290
that was such a space station 13 general post

>>122424180
At least you can stick it back in, shave off the top, then refreeze it.

>>122425290
http://niceme.me/

Should I move xeno bio to the roid so more people go there?

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>>122426227
>all of this post

in my taxi station i'm moving virology onto a tiny station in orbit of medstation
this is a good idea right

>>122426227
absolutely not.
Xenobio right now is basically borer factory inc. And you need borers to be able to find their way back to the station on their own

>>122426480
Whoever plays borer is a big fucking c.uck

>>122425493
http://nicememe.website/

>>122426480
It's perfectly okay to have secluded areas of the station that nobody ever visits too

>>122420663
Because nobody coded it.

Are there any reason whatsoever we have female space carps?

>>122426227
No.

>>122427381
because anything skowron sprites gets added in without a second thought

>>122426542
>Whoever plays borer is a big fucking k.ek
What did you mean by this?

>>122427586
kek desu senpai senpai

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>>122426542

>Whoever plays borer is a big fucking c.uck

Is that you security guy who died twice to a borer?

>>122429691

Borer is literally the kekold's role, you sit on the sidelines like a good little bitch and watch a real man play the game.

Old wirejack back when?
Paramedic EVA helm having lights when?
pAIs having hyperzine when?

>>122430318

they removed pai door jacks?

literally why, it takes 20x as long as just hacking a door normally

>>122430434
They didn't take them away but they changed them. Now you can only open doors, and any doors you open stay open unless a borg or AI closes them

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>>122413650
REEEEEEE

>>122426753
Can we have LSD back
Just splice space drugs and memebreaker together I don't care

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Currently, pulsing the alert wire on a camera only does a "beep" message, without actually activating the alarm. This means that, not only you can easily deactivate a camera by just pulsing every wire and the AI will NEVER be notified, but you will also know which wire is the alarm wire if you wanted to deconstruct the camera (ALSO with the AI NEVER being notified). Should this be changed?

>>122431321

Naaah, no one fiddles with cameras because it's so much work compared to just killing the AI or whatever.

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>That entire round
>mfw Money M. Money
>mfw Lo-Phat Wang
10/10 stuff

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>>122431734

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>>122409072
2hotdogs unb& when?

>>122429691
Damn son, are you still this upset about someone being griefed?

>>122431734
>HAIR SAITAN-SAMA
>satan shows up, chapel turns to lava

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>be chef
>Lo-Phat comes along
>I ask admin to enable american mode
>cook the twin tower burgers whilst Lo-Phat steals a bunch of corgis and deep fries their offspring like a true chinaman
>suddenly SATAN

>>122432051
And a horror-ling randomly popping out of nowhere in the brig, that one made the warden think he went mad and killed himself.

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>>122432035
>attempted suicide over this

>>122432204
look at the ckey that was banned

then look at the admin who made the ban

>>122432102
those aren't the twin towers

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>>122431734

I ghosted that round, and followed Lo-Phat Wang. I fucking loved him. His ID card read "Racist Caricature."

>>122432369
I was the HoP and responsible for that ID name change; summed up his character pretty well. Good show, Lo-Phat. Good show.

>>122432035
It's what happens when you're sleep deprived and the only admin on.

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>tfw banned for 6 more days
maybe i shouldn't have done the bad thing

>>122433191
Now that you regret your choices you have now lost.

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>>122433513
does that mean i get unabnned

>>122433776
What's your ckey

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>>122433776

>>122433834
It's MegaPear bud

>>122412209
This defeats the whole point of donut you cancerous fuck

>>122433939
Were you the one about "don't regret your ban"?

>>122433776
saaaauce

>>122434265
I've never said that

>>122433998

What is the purpose of donut? A station where it takes a long time to get to places (roughly 3.14x as long as on a planar station :^), without the filler space containing anything that would require work?

>>122433939
>Waltzed into toxins, opened the valve. Lit it on fire, flooding science. History of being shit. player age of 1500. Get out.

Yeah nah

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>>122435831
Alright, thanks for the consideration

>>122435973
why not appeal?

>>122436232
He's already not doing himself any favors. He clearly doesn't want any favors done for him at all.

>>122436494
You are being unnecessarily rude about him.

>>122435973
w8 a second, isn't megapear pete zuh?
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>dat engineering dream team

>>122436597
You can never be too rude with weebposters.

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>alt+tab for 5 seconds
>come back to this

>>122436494
Can't I whine about being unable to play on a server I like?

>>122436679
>courier, the borg, defends this

every time

>that medbay
I find it really hard to feel bad for all my validhunting

>>122436639
>not medbay dream team

>>122436634
yep. also, ghlor here. as it turns out, i was going to permaban him.
but, mrpain666 took forever in responding if it was a good idea or not
so, uh, yeah. he gets one more shot and thats it

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>>122436494

>>122435973
Well, why did you do it anyway?

>>122435708
Well considering on box anything that isn't touching central primary is completely irrelevant I would say yes, everything have equal access to the main hallway significantly changes gameplay.

>>122436754
>permaban someone for suicide
absolutely euphoric

>tfw found good jamming midi to play when adminning
>it's from a furry porn flash though
damn...

>>122436941
honest to god question
who gives a shit, you're only going to be playing the midi, not the whole flash

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>>122436668
Makes for good reaction images

>>122436754
Thanks for being considerate ghlor. Making sure not to mess up from now on

>>122436885
Central hallway leads directly into arrivals hallway, yet everything in arrivals hallway is irrelevant.
How relevant the individual rooms are is based on... how relevant they are, not their placement.

>>122436941
Nigga how many people would have both known and cared until you posted this?

Is it physically possible for someone to play SS13 for years and not end up banned from every server? Has anyone managed this?

I've probably evaded every server at least once and I'm not a greytider or anything, just get into dumb circumstances that anyone could and the notes pile up over a long enough period.

>>122437220
shit man this one's a relic

>>122437259
I've played for 3 years and vg hasn't permabanned me yet

>>122437220
Get this bestiality shit out of here before it attracts the flies.

>>122436925
>Not knowing the shit megapear/ragyo intentionally pulls off
uh huh. suicide only, right on
>>122437131
well, you've got one shot like i said. i fully understand you just join to antagonize people and ruin the round solely, and i'm not having that.

>>122437220
This isn't even a midi
>>122437457
>before it attracts the flies
I've always been here, Anon.

>>122437259
I did even thought i've lost my old ckey.
I played since the times of busta got only a couple of AI bans and a mime ban for not using me correctly. Pretty recently like 2014
Haven't got a single ban since them

>>122437259
I've played for 4 years and i only have one note here
Also a few notes on TG since when we had no host of our own i went there and fucked peoples shit up

>>122429691
Wait up. Borers aren't like PAI when paired with antags ?

A borer isn't allowed to help his host accomplish whatever the host is attempting to do ?

You're trying to tell me the parasitic brain slug is just gonna nope out of his host based on morals if said host starts killing people ?

>>122437602
That slug actively poisoned somebody with hyperzine.

>>122437157
On donut I would regularly see people using genetics to mutate people as it was actually accessible.
On box it is so inaccessible that this straight up never happens.

So no, relevancy has little to do with how often people access a place.

>>122437602

>You're trying to tell me the parasitic brain slug is just gonna nope out of his host based on morals if said host starts killing people ?

Exactly, shit's silly. Why would a slug even care about what happens to anyone except itself?

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>>122437662
Don't do that

>>122437464
What stuff?

>>122437602
I think the problem is that he left one host, made the person who was attacking his old host his new host, then poisoned his new host.

You're supposed to help your host, who's the person you're currently in. If you bail they aren't your host anymore.

>>122437938
i think he means the part where he's talking about helping his host, a wizard, murderbone

>>122437646
>>122437938

Ah, now I get it. Yeah, that's retarded.

So borers ARE allowed to help their antag host then ?

>>122437938
>made the person who was attacking his old host his new host

Literally what? It's not a PAI, you don't become tethered to anyone through any game mechanic as a borer, you just pick whoever you like. It's not a silicon role.

>>122437870
clearing out the armory at roundstart, constant graytide, polyaciding indiscriminately, being a nigger
for starters, course

>>122437602
No nigger you can pair up with your antag host and pump him with hyperzine while he murderbones but you cant sneak out of your host while he is arrested and proceed to kill the the security because he arrested your host

>>122438118

>No nigger you can pair up with your antag host and pump him with hyperzine while he murderbones but you cant sneak out of your host while he is arrested and proceed to kill the the security because he arrested your host

Why? That sounds awesome and hilarious.

Name a reason why you should not be allowed to do that. There is no roleplay reason, it makes perfect sense for the slug to do that. There's no gameplay reason either, you have to be a moron to let a slug infect you if you don't want it to.

>>122438271
The slug should ditch the host if the host is dying, that's literally what parasites are.

>>122438072
>polyaciding indiscriminately
polyed a vox's mask once and myself twice
Also dont just try to pick out stuff out from notes. I mean you listed all the relevant ones in this one post already

>>122438362

Says who? Are we deciding for players how they should play now, for no good reason?

>>122438271
Slug ain't an antag.

>>122438443
For the same reason a PAI is bound to his master and should follow every order until either of them are dead, and beyond.

A parasite / symbiotic organism should only act in its best interests. Since they're completely unable to harm while outside of a host and once they do get a host they're in a symbiotic relationship and thus have no reason to harm the host.

You should play a parasitic brain slug as a parasitic brainslug, because that's what you are.
It's like playing a friendly xeno and expecting not to get dunked.

>>122438497

Yet it can help antags kill, as a non-antag?

You're endlessly lawyering.

>>122438642

>Host 1 is able to kill everyone on the station and will let you stay in his head forever because you helped him do it
>Host 2 tries to arrest host 1
>You kill host 2 and return to your ideal host

Explain at what point in this flowchart the slug didn't act in perfectly natural self-interest?

>>122438271
Its basicly killing as non antag as simple as that
You kill people as non antag you get banned

>>122438439
well, thing is you havent been on for quite some time from what i can tell, so there's not any fresh notes
for that latest issue, the second i've seen you, you just instantly made a spear and rushed into toxns to flood plasma.
then you JUST SO happened to think lighting it on fire'd be a good idea
i've literally never seen or heard anything come from you, at all, ever

>>122438803
The fact that it killed its host.

CHING CHONG NIP NONG

>>122438656
It can medicate an antag, just like a medic can fix up an antag. Neither slug nor medic can kill someone that is arresting said antag though.

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>>122438818

>Hey, why is this thing against the rules? It makes no sense

>BECAUSE ITS AGAINST THE RULES!

>>122438803
the part where you don't make the rules

>>122438803
Because once Host 1 gets cuffed he'll be dead in the next few minutes even if you managed to kill the person who arrested him. He isn't an "Ideal" host, far from it, he's in fact extremely dangerous to himself and yourself by proxy.
Getting in the arresting person is by far the safest course of action.

Face it, being a parasite means you're the safest in the most boring place possible.

>>122438993

What?

>>122438118
>No nigger you can pair up with your antag host and pump him with hyperzine while he murderbones
THEN WHY DOES THE PICTURE SAY
>Why can I pair up with my antag host? Yesterday I paired up with my antag host and he killed 10 people
>Unknowmin PM from Administrator: I would have put my foot down there too

>>122438962
da rurus are sacred
I love seeing people banned
it reminds me of when I was a moderator on an obscure forum
the power
the glory
all mine, and everyone would suck my dick because of it
now if you'll excuse me, I have to go wank it to ban appeals on this lonely Sunday night

>>122438962
Boreres are not allowed to kill. You can assist someone ELSE who is killing, but you can't kill someone yourself, because borers are not allowed to kill. End of discussion.

>>122439037

>Because once Host 1 gets cuffed he'll be dead in the next few minutes even if you managed to kill the person who arrested him. He isn't an "Ideal" host, far from it, he's in fact extremely dangerous to himself and yourself by proxy.

Even if this was true it's irrelevant. You don't punish players for playing their role badly. It makes perfect sense for a slug to kill someone in defense of its host regardless of whether that's a good or bad decision ultimately for its wellbeing.

Borers should be antags

Fuck that bat fuck for making it into a fucking pAI

>>122438803
>Explain at what point in this flowchart the slug didn't act in perfectly natural self-interest?
Gee, could it have been at the point where he decided to kill his new, perfectly good host?

>>122439186
> It makes perfect sense for a slug to kill someone in defense of its host

But at that point the host isn't your host anymore. Your new host should be the one you make sure doesn't die.

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>>122439138

>End of discussion.

I don't know if you're aware of this, but your hot pocketeer powers don't actually extend to 4chan. You won't be muting OOC here when the water starts to get too hot.

>>122438656
You can help them because youre a pAI/borer and its your job to help your host within your limits which are injecting helpful drugs etc etc no matter what your host does
But going to someone elses body and killing them to protect your host is like killing the person who subverted you as a borg because AI was a chill dude and you dont want to be under the command of the antag since you might die from his commands
>>122438803
>i kill as non antag because i want to get back to my host buddy who is arrested
Tgis is dumb man its fucking simple youre not antag you dont get to kill people and get away with it

>>122439186
It also "just makes perfect sense" for an AI to lockdown the station without provocation because "humans can't come to harm if they can't get near each other/get into dangerous places"

but we ban for that too

>>122438861
I just don't think I've ever done anything to warrant a perma ban. From now on thatll be doubly sure though.

>>122439279
>>122439295

One host is better than the other, and the borer is allowed to pick between hosts. There's no code tethering mechanic for borers like the PAI thing where they press a button and you're bound to them. You're really grasping at straws that aren't there.

>>122439380

>Tgis is dumb man its fucking simple youre not antag you dont get to kill people and get away with it

Then why can you help the host kill tons of people? Certainly if he's on the floor in crit with an esword under him, and you heal him and he goes on to kill a bunch more people, you killed those folks. How is it different?

>>122439186
I bet you think silicons are allowed to follow laws they don't have anymore too right ?
That's how stupid you sound.
If your law said to not kill vampires and even though the vampire is capable of completely moping the floor with you and everyone on station, if that law gets removed, you don't get to not attack that vampire.

>>122439348
>implying this hard

>>122438962
I don't know, Anon. Nobody seemed to ever object the "don't kill as non-antag" rule. That kind of extends to you as well, which gives me the impression that you didn't have a problem with the rule UNTIL it affected you and specifically you.

>>122439116
He later rescinded that

>>122439437

You don't do that because the station being locked down inhibits fun. What about borers killing people in their host's defense inhibits fun? How is this not a crystal clear example of admins outlawing some random thing just because they want to exert their power, then doubling down retardedly on it?

>>122439642
>outlawing some random thing
>non-antag murder is against the rules
you're right, that's so random

>>122439467
if, for some reason you live under a rock, you should understand how strict i am with rules on repeat offenders.
anyway, i was gonna warn you when the bans up, but this works too.

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Why are all of you people letting yourselves get baited by something this dumb

>>122439719

Great job ignoring the question and tossing an overgeneralization fallacy out there because you have no reply.

It's not <specific harmless thing>, it's <general, usually bad thing which the harmless thing is a subset of!> Right?

>>122439795
I think you mean someone. Even being that retarded doesn't turn you into an animal.

>>122439521
Because you're a borer and you try to keep your host alive no matter what he does
It's not your business if he decides to kill as antag or bomb the station you help him or you can leave him if you dont see him fit
But you cant kill another man because you want to free your host
I dont know why youre trying to be this stubborn but the point is that antags are free to kill people with or without a reason but as non antag even if youre killing someone who is a pure shit youre risking and you might get banned no matter the role or race

>>122439851
The whole topic is dumb, not specifically the person.

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What's the most progressive LGBTBBQ+++ friendly server?

>>122439995
we have men pretending to be women here 24h/7 days a week.

>>122438059
>borers should be allowed to kill whoever they like and save whoever they like

no

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>>122439995

Goonstation bans you for using the word cunt since apparently using a piece of female anatomy as an insult is sexist. Calling someone a cock is okay though.

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>>122439850
>murder
>harmless
haah
waaw

>>122439521
The difference between the 2 is that you are only directly benefiting with your host, what your host does afterwords is not your fault. If you intentionally murder your host you are INTENTIONALLY MURDERING YOUR HOST, and if you cannot understand what is wrong with that then you are a lost cause, and I welcome your ban when you practice what you believe in.

>>122439995
OMGWTFBBQ+++ friendly server?

Citadel.

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>>122439850
>harmless thing as a subset of harmful thing

>>122440187
>The difference between the 2 is that you are only directly benefiting with your host, what your host does afterwords is not your fault.

So what if your host is chasing a guy, but he can't catch him, yet you inject him with hyperzine so he can run the guy down and esword him.

You killed the guy - without you, the borer's action, that guy would have lived. Why is this allowed but directly killing your host's enemies isn't?

>>122440286
>you killed the guy
no
All you did was click the hyperzine button

>>122440286
You don't give 2 shits what your host does, the only person you care about is your host. The only no-no you can do as a borer is kill your host.

>>122440286
That's what is called a "grey area". Such situations are typically evaluated on a "case by case" basis, meaning that every time it happens, the admins examine (that means 'look at closely') the circumstances and make a decision on that specific case.

>>122440286
>give the botanist maint access
>he uses his maint access to kill someone
>WHAT THE FUCK, IT'S LIKE YOU KILLED HIM YOURSELF, WHY IS THIS ALLOWED?!

>>122440425

>All you did was click the hyperzine button

That's all you did when you overdosed your host's enemy, too. So you think that defending your host by killing his enemy isn't killing?

>>122440450

>You don't give 2 shits what your host does, the only person you care about is your host. The only no-no you can do as a borer is kill your host.

That's not what I asked. Why is it allowed to effectively kill someone by buffing your host, yet it's not okay to directly kill that same person yourself?

>>122440450
that's what gets me about these retards. As a borer you have ONE.

LITERALLY ONE

rule to follow. "Don't kill your host"

And yet they're screaming butthurt mad about it.

>>122440514

you mean whatever admin happens to be on at the time rolls a magical dice of ``how does this situation make me feel/did any of my metagame friends get killed as a result of it'' and hands out bans thoughtlessly as a result of the results that appear from the mysterious

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>>122440549
>Why is it allowed to effectively kill someone by buffing your host, yet it's not okay to directly kill that same person yourself?
Because you can't kill that person without that person becoming your host in the process.
And you can't kill your host.

>>122440549
Look just post your ckey already so you can get banned and fuck off back to nox already

>>122440701

Again, there is no code or roleplay convention that makes it so that you as a slug can't temporarily inhabit someone without that person being your 'host'.

>>122440808
THE HOST OF A PARASITE IS THE PERSON WITH THAT PARASITE INSIDE OF THEM

YOU DENSE
MOTHER
FUCKER

>>122440808
>temporarily inhabit someone without that person being your 'host'.
do you even know what the word "host" means

>>122440549
actually, you clicked the hyperzine button too many times knowing it would kill your current host.
There's a difference between setting up the singularity and having someone walk into it and setting the PA to 3 and turning off the containment field

Your only fucking rule is "don't kill the fucking guy you're inside" how the fuck do you not get it?

>>122440779

Is someone feeling fanny finagled?

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>>122440808

>>122440886

>Your only fucking rule is "don't kill the fucking guy you're inside"

where do the rules say this anywhere? sounds more like something you've made up just now

>>>122440701
No because your host is the one who is doing the killing and if he kills as non antag HE will get banned for it
If you go ahead and kill as non antag you will get banned for it
Its not that hard yet since he is banned he is trying hard to justify his shit so hard that even the whole server tell him he is wrong he will keep asking the same question that already got answered over 20 times by different people both today and yesterday

>>122441014
The rule of you dont get to kill as non antag
Are you dense son?
You can't fucking go around and kill the whole station because they might harm your host

>>122441062
Your host is the person that you're inside of at any given moment.
If you disagree with this statement then I'm sorry to inform you that you're just fucking stupid.

FUCK BORERS
FUCK BALDMAN

AND FUCK YOU


WHAT WE NEED TO BE TALKING ABOUT IS AWAY MISSIONS

ACTIVATE THEM

DO IT

>>122441182
Duh
Where did i state that the host is not the dude youre in?

>>122441327
>No because your host is the one who is doing the killing

>>122441267
The away missions are shit

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Remove the Head of Personnel. Let captains reassign people digitally, through his PDA. Send him a message with your ID scanned and he can modify it.

>>122441267
NO FUCK YOU
FIX PAIS NOW

>>122441406
I was with you until you said Captain. Modifying access should be a Security job. Because access is a security issue.

>>122441520

>more power for security

No thank you

>>122441406
>Remove the Head of Personnel

I'm sorry sir, but you're going to have to bring me a paper stamped with every other head of staff's approval before I can officially step down. :^)

>>122441360
That came out wrong then
I meant that he is your host and he can do whatever he wants and you cant do shit beside helping him
If you change body you get a new host and you do your best to keep him alive
People like that faggot who keeps shitting if its not written somewhere then it means i can do it are the reason we cant have good things here

>>122439995
Are there any decent AB+ positivity servers?

>>122441556
That's what I thought, gaytide. Keep walkin'.

>>122441638
No not this again

>>122441520
>Modifying access should be a Security job.
Making it even easier for Sec should be illegal. It is everyone's duty as a crew member to make Sec's job as difficult as possible.

This shit about "He's your host and you have to keep him alive no matter what" is dumb. You're allowed to leave your host as a borer and let him get his shit kicked if you want.

>>122441638
>there are people IN THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW who actually think these pictures are real

>>122441740
You can leave him whenever you want no one will stop you

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>>122441726
you greyfags remind me of these days

Potential harm.

Waifus.

ERP.

Ban ______.

On the topic of security

>security officers who chase the clown over some minor infraction like slipping a crewmember
>yakkity sax with them for like 15 minutes then get all angry and permabrig for resisting arrest when they do catch him

I'll never understand this. It's fun to chase clowns. Clowns are harmless creatures that sharpen your robustness for real bad guys. Don't brig the clown for doing his job.

>>122441950
The clown's job is to honk around until he gets thrown out an airlock. Security only plays a hand in that.

Don't harass Security for doing their job.

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>>122441919

>rulefags want /v/ to be a series of subreddit-esque safe spaces where no one's opinion is contradicted

Sounds about right.

>>122442141
>>>/b/
It's still there, you can go right on back

But for real though for my money he says leatherhead

>>122441740
You can leave and nothing will happen expect you being a lil bitch and leaving the man who trusted you and gave you food and shelter
Then again if you find a stronger host you can leave that weak ass host to bleed on the floor and enjoy the embrace if the new master who is robust and sexy
Borers amirite?

>>122436679
get banned you fucking baguette

>>122442239
Isn't it past 5AM for you? go to bed

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>>122442218

I've probably been using chans for more then a decade longer than you, so this is ripe.

>>122441740
You're getting the argument wrong, there's nothing wrong with leaving your host, but there's something immensely wrong with directly murdering your host by poisoning them with chems.
Indirectly leading to harm by helping your host is fine because your host is the one who is in control.

>>122442239
yes but,
waifus

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>>122441919
>implying islam isn't literally taking over europe right now
>implying /v/ wasn't always and still isn't a piss ocean of barely topical garbage

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>>122441924
Did you say.... waifus?

WAIFUS?

I want to fugg Terry

>>122441950
I really enjoy silly punishments when I'm playing HoS.

Last time I caught a traitor, instead of permabrigging them or executing them, since it was a non-violent crime (possession and use of an emag), I tied her to a chair in the bar and ordered people to fart on her.

It got a little weird when the clown brought that dominatrix-style outfit over and we put in on her, but it was in good fun.

Then I fed her alcohol until she almost died, then she did die in medbay, but got revived and anti-toxed back.

I finally get her shit back and let her fuck off to do whatever. Almost 20 minutes of getting farted on and force fed alcohol was good enough for me.

>>122442528
I want to fug Money and Lo-Phat

Where's that angelite porn?

>>122442575
>waifuing any of Xenonia's characters

anon confirmed for shit taste in greytide

>>122442693
>actually waifuing them
Nigger I'm making fun of you goddamn pieces of shit. I was trying to think of two relevant, recent, non-fuckable characters

>that borer discussion
Thats it its official i will lynch all borers on sight and wont let any of them enter my sacred mind
I dont want shit players like that faggot in my head

>>122442741

If borers aren't antags why would you think it's okay to kill them?

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>>122442528

>>122442792
The same reason it is ok to kill mice.

>>122442734
>make fun of us

see there's your problem

people like me are lacking in dignity or any real sense of shame, etcetera, etcetera

Also, you'd be surprised what kind of people would legitimately call people like xen waifus.

>>122443015
that's enough shitposting bonk

>>122443015
>people legitimately waifu xenonia
do people also legitimately waifu cisrox? what about xevonix and furbeh?

>>122443285
That's not me, I don't waifupost in the thread.

>>122443428
But Xevonix is cute

cute

>>122444331
second cute should be in all caps with ! at the end like this CUTE!
you had one job man

>>122444514
>>122444331
you're both degenerates who only wish to hurt my dear friend with your disgusting filth

begone

>>122444331
He's really not, just leave him alone like he wants man.

He's not interested in you anyways.

>>122444514
I did that on purpose fuck you but alright

Xevonix is cute!

CUTE!

No really they actually are, wish I lived by them

>>122444695
nah im just someone who doesn't like to see memes misused
i dont even like waifus

Isn't captain the only job that's protected from all types of antag?


Why

>i have to choose between playing an erotic game filled with my fetishes or playing spess and griffin the sec
why do i have to make this hard decisions

MEDBAY STRONK
It was an honor to heal the station with you.

>>122445028
if you late join as cap, you could be tator

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>I'm the only repentant genocider on the station