Newbois welcome! #MakeSrgGreatAgain
>Marathons:
NASA:
-ESA equivalent taking place in North America, Chicago.
-http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
-https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
>Resources:
speedrunslive.com/tools
TASVideos.org
speedrun.com
srg.speedrun.tv
http://twitter.com/rwhitegoose
http://rankings.the-elite.net/~RWhiteGoose/goldeneye
http://www.youtube.com/user/RWhiteGoose/videos
>>122340978
who fucking cares
pie
jymo
werster is running pearl now.
we like werster right?
>>122341518
not since he turned into a beta kek obsessed with adrian
holy FUCK no one is streaming
Official list of people more "above it all" than /srg/ is "above it all" regarding donations:
you (the person posting this)
I dont accept donations but I'm still reddit
What kind of faggot does that make me?
>>122341831
>>122341907
so based?
>>122341936
lol
>>122341907
>>122341936
Am I a based faggot then?
>>122341936
based on shit
>>122341518
once a cheater, always a cheater. that's what jerry springer taught me.
why is /srg/ so obsessed with reddit now?
>>122341831
Hi 2dos, don't think serg is THAT retarded and didn't notice your redditathon.
SERG dies tonigth
>>122342105
Jealousy that Rookery had a better meme marathon that was toned down enough to appeal to the general public
I feel like I have a special connection with /srg/.
I feel like I've lost my special connection with /srg/.
jy has the best stream
Even sitting down you can tell Flicky is a disgusting smelly little manlet.
>>122342205
no, everyone is just jealous that reddit is raising $1700 for a female in australia to go to AGDQ despite the fact GDQs were proven to be scams combined with the fact that Trihex got shit on for giving $1700 to a female a month ago to go to an event.
it's like poetry. no wonder why cosmo wants to be female.
Who is worse, Rookery or Collective?
someone make Amydejure shut the fuck up pls
>>122342595
rks
>>122342595
>>122342642
And for the record most of collective is rks too, so there's your answer
>>122343498
#rks is the evolution of the collective. #smw merged with the collective to form #rks. it is the most cancerous channel on srl irc. i'm just in it to log it and laugh at how pathetic they all are.
>>122343637
that's a pretty pathetic thing to do
>>122343637
pastebin.com/GeznFg2V
reminder majority of the people in #rks worshiped goobi and kryssstal for years.
Narcissa
>mfrn
Who are some srg approved speedrunners I should be following?
>>122344939
iateyourpie
>>122344939
http://pastebin.com/wWepHN5i
>>122344939
witwix
>>122344713
hi garrison hope things are well. kirua and psyfur too
>>122345038
thanks anon. i'll check some of these faggots out.
>>122344939
Narcissa
>srg is a list
lmao
>>122345550
>he didn't make the list
lmao
>>122345619
fuck OFF hippie
>>122344939
Nosraef
>>122345847
please fuck off nosraef
>>122344939
lurk
*opens stream*
>splits on the right
>timer above the splits
*closes stream*
>glenn
Wish headcrab went to sleep and didnt ever wake up :/
>>122347573
so you could do lewd things to her while she slept? you monster
i hate that i fall in love with most speedrunners i see. why does it always hurt so much, srg?
>>122347917
Like who?
>>122348014
narcissa
>>122348095
He's not a speedrunner >___>
Who is the Ronda Rousey of speedrunning?
>>122348014
you
>>122348146
caleb
>>122343498
Half of the Collective hates anime. Does this make them better or worse than #rks?
>>122348146
you tell me
hey janny, if you're here, can you actually do something fucking useful and ban headcrab?
>>122348246
>people actually pay money to watch women fight each other
a 15 year old boy could fight off both of them
When are we going to take over SRL?
Reminder that NKR got BTFO by squid
>>122348458
the women's fights tonight were far better than the men's desu
>>122348469
When we get /srg/ weekly races going.
Imagine if that was right now. There's literally no one on. We'd be top dog.
>>122348246
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
No.
This was like finding out Fedor lost on Youtube the day after.
>>122348638
people tried this like 5 months into srg's life
didn't work with srm, won't work now
>>122348638
who was the person setting this up. i would like to discuss some plans with them.
Come on, when are Piehex streaming? I'm bored.
>>122348146
cosmo. turned out to truly be a girl after all
>>122348505
>squid gets exposed about not knowing about his heritage
>constantly uses buzzwords to evade arguments
>actually leaves and pretended to have not been exposed because he knew he couldn't win in a straight up argument
you got BTFO you stupid grind monkey
>>122348827
speedrun mafia had a flaw of aiming for the wr in games instead of just optimizing and having fun. there was going to be an announcement at sr6, but no one knows if sr6 is even happening anymore.
with that said, by the end of the year an update to srm will be announced.
>>122348873
hehe uh, excuse me anon I think you're lost this general is for speedrunners.
>On a few occasions I did ban some vg people on sight (i'd say roughly 5 of them) not because they "disagree with me" as they didn't even have time to talk. I don't remember the names, I know cyberdemon and Naegleria were banned (maybe by me, no idea) and a few others. And anyway, why couldn't I? It's our channel, we can ban whoever the fuck we want.
>>122349161
Good for whoever this. Cyberautist and Fatgleria should not be granted access to any civilized space.
>>122349161
based
>>122349161
who
>>122349161
>we can ban whoever the fuck we want
Except Muhammed
>>122349538
>giving him the attention he wants
>>>/v/
Please stream
>>122349727
*streams*
>>122349727
you wouldn't watch me anyway
I'm real glad that our bois at the rookery are having a marathon this week.
>>122348945
>complain about buzzwords
>use "exposed" twice in the same post
Such is the life of a monkey poster.
>>122350028
ooh ooh ah ah ah!
>>122341518
>>122348469
>>122349161
who is we?
>>122350656
#rks buttbudies.
I aint even gon lie
I love serg and everything it stands for
It's a place rich with lore and memes
It's a place where you can speak your mind
It's a place where a kid can be a kid
It's just so goddang comfy in here!
Reminder it's 2015 and there is nothing wrong with being a stream monster. Get on the right side of srg history.
>caracarn will never teach you to speedrun ff9 hands on
>>122350915
>it's a place where a kid can be a kid
not with M1 on the loose
>speedrunning is dead
Yes, I've heard. Depresses men by the hundreds, and if it were here it'd consume the sellouts with fireballs from its eyes and bolts of lightning from her arse. I AM speedrunning. And I see a whole army of my faggots here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What would you do without freedom? Will you fight?
My 5 step strategy for saving speedrunning:
1) Mend the broken /srg/ (in progress)
2) Mend the broken SRL
3) Mend the broken Speedrun.com
4) Mend the broken SDA ("The Civil War" eta Fall 2016)
5) Disband GamesDoneQuick LLC. and the PCF forever
Yes, fight and you may retire. Reddit and you'll feel "community" -- at least a while. And retiring in your work shoes many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our speed, but they'll never take our freedom!
>>122351087
You will then learn it yourself and be better because of it. It isnt Caracarns responsibility to give free hand outs to every stream monster who wants to mash text for 9 hours
based svenne
>>122344939
cfb
>>122344939
Me :^)
>>122351352
he should charge for lessons like majinphil and zfg (the two best majoras's mask runners)
>>122351308
SDA isn't broke though, so why fix it?
>>122351308
>tyranny
See if you had said tranny Id be all for it
>>122351307
>M1
it's crazy how much of meme this guy has become
does he even stream anymore? when was the last time he speedran? literally haven't heard from this guy since like 2013 lmao
the legend prevails
>>122351531
word
i'd pay caracarn just to hear his voice ykwis
Anyone else here fantasize about sex with kazooiegirl?
>>122351307
M1 is based, one of the few bois from this place who speedruns at a high level and is hella comfy at the same time.
>>122351549
Just let sda slowly die out
I don't want to kill my forcibly adoptive fluffy goat mom
>>122351643
>spasming cervix
>>122351643
All the fucking time m8. She's really cute, and i don't mean just physically. I'd love to get to know her and make her feel like a beautiful woman.
>Speedrun Breakdown
>>122351554
oh that's a good one i'll change it for next time i post it ^^ ;)
>>122351643
Heck yes senpai
>>122351601
Yeah he still streams Cave Story runs every now and then. In fact, he has a shitload of followers and I don't even know how he got them but then again, I'm a newboi.
Can you imagine being recruited into serg in 2015? It'd be like starting the Harry Potter series 4 books in.
So happy right now.
>>122351643
can the people who are attracted to her say your age/build/class because I just don't get it. looks like trailer trash
>>122351643
someone post the webm. you know the one.
>>122351992
>Chelsea cut
>tattoos
>piercings
>colored hair
This dude knows warning signs when he sees them. Two of these is a no fuck. Never put your dick in crazy.
whats with the new rules in sigs stream
public announcement svenne respond
>>122351601
He's not a meme, but better for me if you stay away from his stream
>>122352137
>Never put your dick in crazy.
crazy chicks are the best in bed. you're missing out.
>>122351992
You have to get past the exterior and realize she's actually a sweet girl who has a shitton of physical/emotional problems
>>122352358
The phrase isn't referring to them in bed, it's referring to them out of bed. You'll rarely get out of those relationships with everything intact.
Sadly this is true. The only reason I kept following Cosmo for all these years, is because maybe,
One day, we would see the old Cosmo back again.
Maybe someday he'll go back to running some nice game.
I haven't watched him in a while,
And whenever I do,
It's usually nothing more than popping in,
Checking out what he's doing,
Then popping back out.
I always had this hope to see him back to his roots,
Speedrunning.
The dude is co-founder of SRL, my speedrunning memories have him on the top,
He's the first thing that pops up in my mind.
I kept following him.
I regularly saw him online.
But then,
I look,
See a different name.
I thought it was all a joke at first.
3 days running now,
I'm starting to realize that it's not a meme anymore.
It's real.
Cosmo is gone.
He'll never be back.
It feels a bit weird.
It's definitely a very selfish thought, but it feels as though something died, inside of me.
The hopes of seeing my favorite speedrunner, doing what he does best,
Are gone...
Everything is different now.
>>122352358
Until they fake a pregnancy
Don't take their birth control
Don't take their meds
Destroy your shit
Destroy your career
Worst of all marry them and take half your shit
All of which they have every right to do under today's laws.
I don't disagree they'll do crazy shit. Just pump n dump.
/ / / IMPORTANT SPEEDPOLL \ \ \
http://strawpoll.me/6010368
\ \ \ IMPORTANT SPEEDPOLL / / /
>>122352148
funny how sig is back to speedrunning and his stream is becoming interesting again, while cosmo has quit speedrunning and become a degenerate tranny. it's as if sig sucked the speedlife out of cosmo.
>>122351858
GDQ appearance(s?) and weebs. Mainly weebs though desu
Reminder
This runner not only allows Narcy hug boxing in his chat, he rages and bans anyone suggesting Cosmo putting his vods behind a paywall is selling out
>>122351942
stop that mentality. /srg/ is a newboi friendly environment. if you're interested in learning to speedrun visit the op links and ask questions here on the thread. if you already run then feel free to link your stream so our bois can come support you directly and your splits so we can give you our congratulations and questions regarding your improvement
>>122352547
>skittles tropical
Holy heck going to grab some of those tomorrow.
>siglemics chat
is speedrunning fun again?
Oh fuck yes.
>>122352818
HELLO REDDIT
>>122352471
I think he's batshit, but if this is making him happier then that's probably a good thing. It's not like he's speedrun anything in the last two years
>>122352971
has it really been 2 years since he quit speedrunning?
theres no fucking way
>>122352896
fake and gay
>>122353056
don't be so gullable anon... his 18:10 OoT was august last year
>>122353174
ok i was thinking that it was crazy but my brain does not work too well
>>122352896
Man got me excited to retweet this. why you gotta do this to me anon? why gotta let me down?
>>122353197
he dabbled briefly in GE recently(ish) too
it'd be cool if he went back to it, it was comfy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWXu_KMNTDg
CHAT RULES~~~~~~~~
Your name must be red or blue
You must type in all CAPS
standard red and dark blue only, no cyan
your first message might not show up as your new color, so type "TEST"
breaking these rules will result in timeout or permaban
>>122353560
no way this can be real
>>122353560
do you dare to defy the lemic?
>>122353560
The fuck is this shit
>>122353560
IS SIG OUR GUY NOW?
>>122353770
SIG WAS ALWAYS OUR GUY
>>122353770
sig was literally always our boi
TRIHEX IS LIVE LADS
GOT YA SNACKS READY?
http://pastebin.com/a0w4eRKi
is this autism?
>>122354245
No.
>>122354403
Please explain what it is.
>>122354245
i think it's cute and informative, not autistic.
he wants to keep his viewers up to date. he wants to establish a relationship with them.
i'm fine with that.
>>122354223
Fuck off
The nuthug hypocrisy is strong in srg tonight.
>>122354645
Im just pretended :)))
>>122354480
trihex is based
>>122354245
>gets bitched out by the mhc for hiring an under aged asian chick to do emotes for double the price normal people pay
>hires her again
>complains about witwix's multi part emotes
>makes his own multi part emote
>doesn't have time to launch speedrunbreakdown
>launches some waifu google app instead
>says now that he is big time he can't associate with FAKKU
>planning on launching merchandise with FAKKU
sounds about right.
>>122354714
>>122355165
>tfw someone saved my OC from like 2 years ago
About to rip this fat joint wish me luck
What is srg's opinion on Carcinogen
>>122354245
Ive seen other popular streamers do something like this. So ima say no.
>>122355751
Whats YOUR opinion on him?
>>122356025
Seems like an alright dude to me. Just don't see him spoken of much here
Didn't Meows have a donation button? I hope he's been removed.
>>122355751
I dont watch RE runs so I honestly dont know much about him. I do know he smokes and had a super salty run at one sgdq.
>>122355751
Faggot who can't handle the banter.
>>122355751
hated him ever since his bitchfest at SGDQ 2013.
>m-muh cigarettes
cunt.
>>122356307
did he blame a bad run on no cigs? Was it during the run?
I do remember him having a bad run but if I remember right I caught the last 20 minutes or something.
>>122356307
>>122355751
Going to be frank here.
Im glad Trihex isnt speedrunning anymore. I always thought he would make a better letsplayer and its true desu.
Now I can learn YI without being associated with him too :)
>>122357330
So why are you posting about him in a speedrun thread? Piehexposters OUT
>>122356307
this was the only run I ever read donations for and I got to read out ones about the chat wanting him to smile more, and that he's letting the whole community down with this run. was pretty fun
>>122340978
gay
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04Wj7armehz
>>122357796
I never, ever click on these things. Get the fuck out
>>122357330
you'll still be associated with him. that's never going away.
Doing a brief segmented run to show the route of dmc v1.3 off. There is an upgrade which speeds up animations a little, and saves a minute or so over the run, but makes it terrible to look at, because it puts filters on, and shrinks the range of your vision to a minimum. Should I use it, or do the run without it? I don't plan to submit it to SDA either way
>>122359840
Use it, as that is what they would be using.
http://twitch
.tv/phillthedrillgamingpro
>>122360457
new boi?
>when jarvitz thought it was an epic idea to film his friend wasted and upload it on the internet and couldnt see anything wrong with it at all
>>122360457
>>122364631
*lifts blanket and looks at anime's feet*
>>122364672
>Sunday morning
>no one streaming
Lads...
I hate you, /srg/.
I love you, /srg/.
>>122366472
Would you guys like a morning streamer?
>>122366664
yes
Jesus Christ, you faggots are still here? I thought this hobby died ages ago.
>>122368156
it did
>>122368058
are doak and narci a couple? :3c
>>122368192
That's what I thought.
pass me the bleach senpai
>>122368156
fuck off /v/
>>122348746
>comparing ronda to fedor
>Trihex shitting all over one of his viewer's levels
>What a shitty level, God damn..
>Why am I playing this, again?
>Fuck me dude..
Based. He gives no fucks.
>>122368324
I'm not /v/,and I've never been. Are any of the SRG oldbois still here?
http://www.speedrun.com/QWOP#Fall_Down
>>122368249
doak is dead
saw spikevegeta tweet about the final games list for agdq'16 some days ago, he also mentioned Mike. i thought Mike:
>sold out
>ran with the money
is he still alive?
If you put "attempts" in your title and not "runs", you are a grind monkey.
>>122368770
yes he is still alive. don't believe the rumors.
anyone else having speeddepression? it fucking sucks
>>122369105
what's the matter, anon? can't get that desired PB after countless attempts or what
>>122369363
nah, basicly speedrunning used to make me happy and now it doesn't anymore
i'm sick of it, and it's just sad that i can't get into it anymore =/
>>122368648
No, now fuck off.
>>122369502
speedrunning definitely used to make me a lot happier than it does now.
when I got into i, I was like "holy shit, this is what I needed in my life but didn't realise until now"
years later, the "magic" has definitely decreased. it's due to a bunch of things out of my control as far as I can tell, which doesn't help much
I still like it as a hobby, still watch speedrunning only on twitch and browse this thread every day. it's just not quite that awesome anymore
as for you, if you can't get into it anymore, there's really no need to force yourself. people grow tired of hobbies, it happens. perhaps distance yourself from the hobby for a while and then see if you have the urge to return
I wished I could give you some sick advice, but don't think I can say much more. wish you all the best, anon
>>122369858
thanks for writing all that man
i guess you are right, i'll have to distance myself from this. maybe i'll be back some day.
see you in another life anon
someone lay a hot, sticky speedstream on me
>>122371048
srg.speedrun.tv
>>122371048
http://www.justin.tv/gaywithalightsaber
>>122340834
Best speedrunmarathon twitch tv /desertbus
Some of you gays are alright, don't go to agdq2016.
>>122372534
why don't you come to NASA and i'll suck your fucking dick off you little gaywad
>>122372731
headcrab is going to NASA?
>>122373196
Please stop posting my OC before contacting my lawyers about the copyrights, thank you.
>>122360718
Jarvitz is a whinefag who ran Mr. Driller
bitchass behavior was to be expected
>>122372731
Naeg wtf
https://twitter.com/trihexx/status/665905615244423168
he can't keep getting away with it
come on slayer it's the weekend.
stream, like you used to.
archive your broadcasts, like you used to.
set your title&game, like you used to.
speedrun...like you used to :/
>>122374806
be alive... like you used to... ;_;
>>122374806
>>122375235
#stream4slayer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjyc7oxBmg4
>it will be another 500 years before lord pydoyks returns again
fuck everything
>>122344939
NOT elgu
we found out yesterday he was a massive sellout
>>122344939
jangbang__
>>122378597
that guy is a true enigma, but I wished he would return since he was purely about that speed
>>122379223
please stop forcing yourself
>>122379768
i'm just a big fan
>>122379129
what did he do?
>>122379129
who is we?
so jarvitz is having a mental breakdown on twitter
Hahaha guys nice thread, speedruns are real cool and all but where is Mike?
>>122381591
I've worked on several prior GDQs having been a staff member on the previous one. Basically Mike did indeed get sick, but he's played this out far longer than its actually gone on for obvious reasons.
Obviously the last couple GDQs there were a pile of posts going around on srg and reddit about the finances of the event. It is true that Mike started the first one in his basement at home with no idea of how it would grow. Well at AGDQ 2014 Mike was signed to a contract with PCF as an employee. No one knew how much money he made in this agreement. Everyone was told that "it was a small percentage of what was earned" but the reality of charities is that organizers of events generally take home a very large percentage of the amount raised (often 20-50%.) I can almost definitely say that Mike earned several hundred thousand dollars, possibly close to a million over just the last three events alone
>>122368748
yeah, fuck those terrorists scums... :((
RIP
>>122382653
what a fag desu
>>122382653
dude, charge your phone
need a new fun PC speedgame
>>122383920
thug2
>>122368778
If you put attempts in your title it means you are attempting to go for a time, not willing to carry on shit, dead runs for no reason. If you put runs in your title, you are a liar.
>>122383920
Dota2
>>122383920
diablo2
>>122382653
Literally who the fuck is this faggot
>im gonna kill myself
people who say this need to have their families shot in front of them
>>122383920
shadow warrior classic redux
>>122382653
:o :/ :(
>>122384509
He probably forgot to take his medication again. Jarvitz was a OoT and dk64 runner who got banned from srl for being a literal retard
>speedrun.tv list purge yesterday
>suddenly everyone scrambling to do runs
there is no doubt anymore that the purge was one of the smartest things that >we did in a while
>>122383920
dmc reboot
z_ stream
>>122384820
It was one of the best days in /srg/ history by far. still tingling from all those mad cfb/rks/collective/nuthugger whine posts about 'w-why are donations bad what the heck!!!'. Absolute FUCKING gold.
>>122384820
Digging this mega meme newboi desu
>>122356098
it's cuz ur new
>>122356098
It's pretty cyclical with carcinogen if it's who I'm thinking of. Last time he was talked about frequently here was when he decided to use a hacked copy of RE to skip door cutscenes or something like that
>>122385675
proof?
>>122386147
I know literally nothing about RE and very little about carc, but here's the mod I think: http://residentevilmodding.boards.net/thread/507/
>>122386328
i mean show proof that Carci used it you fucking moron
>>122386414
>moron
dude fuck you I didn't have to answer you. just because you're on 4chan doesn't mean you have to treat other people poorly, especially ones going out of their way to answer your mundane question
http://residentevilmodding.boards.net/thread/3092/
http://www.speedrun.com/remaster/thread/2pkwf
>>122386809
hello Reddit
>>122386809
He's a hyper-autistic retard posting on literally /srg/, what do you expect?
>>122356184
Umm HER name is Chanzeux =x
>>122386920
>I'm above it all
>>122386914
no, reddit is people who are edgy and rude for no reason because they are try-hards and want their anonymous karma
>>122387106
helloooooooooooo triggered reddit boi!
>>122387185
>>122351308
>disband PCF
You know that's it's an actual nonprofit and has been around since long before AGDQ started doing charity streams for them right? Don't punish a good cause just because they work with people you don't like.
>>122387280
hi cuite. can i add you on skype?
>>122387280
this better be shopped
>>122387280
hi croni :)
>>122357330
this is news to me. when did he stop speedrunning? was this year's SGDQ his last speedrun?
my 14 year old dog i've had since i was 8 is being put down today
what speedruns should i watch for this feel
>>122381239
what's he all assblasted about?
>>122388057
Sorry friend :( Go outside and see nature!
>>122388057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56cjnfVMz38
>>122388057
I'm sorry buddy. Id do something else. Go watch a stupidly bad movie like The Room or Gigli.
>>122388057
>watch
>>122387303
I meant unlinking AGDQ with PCF and making both GDQs go toward MSF.
>>122388057
Sorry to hear that buddy.
retroraisers is currently having a charity stream and they're playing SMB3 right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YPbF_dhknE
>>122390847
;_;
>>122390847
stream
You are the air beneath my wings.
where the FUCK is zelda freak glitcha
>>122390847
>slayer streams will never be this good again
>>122390847
i want to speedrun kagome
MSTea runs to get back in shape!
>>122387765
baka(shake my head) @(at) u(you)
It is very clear he is done.
what once was happy now is sad
>>122393769
I'll never love again
siglemicutie is live!!!
>>122394469
ayyy lmao
>>122394743
thank god
siglemic is bringing us back to the golden age
christmas marathon when?
Stop shitposting in /v/ threads to spread out /srg/ memes. That's truly reddit tier behavior.
>>122395292
>stream monster
>/srg/ meme
are you kidding me you fucking cakeboy?
>>122395292
That was a fighting game meme u dip
Regulars at their weeklies and shit would call the people who paid to enter and didnt get past pools pot monsters and it translated over
Learn ur lore
>>122395292
Same anon with the sig dick sucking and "reddit" every fifth post. Seems to post more on the weekend
>>122394743
this madman just may be a genius
>>122354245
>http://pastebin.com/a0w4eRKi
>I will get all except 3 flags & Gaze redrawn. Concept references coming next newsletter.
The fuck, those flags are by far the lowest quality emotes he has tho
Tons of shitposting going on here, dood.
You could run a game instead or plan for the next game you wanna run or look up games you wanna run in the future, dood.
>>122396140
dood, don't your wrists get killed from all the jump cancels dood?
Why aren't you watching our boy Witwix?
>>122396140
I want to progress the speedpolls but im baned and at work :((((
>>122396140
I'm trying to run my game right now but I need to wait a few weeks before I can actually start runs
>>122396140
speedgaming is dead
practicing it now is betting on the wrong horse
>>122396329
if you are speedrunning to get popular on twitch then yeah
>>122390847
slayer we love u.
pls come back with some streams as good as the fc3, watch dogs and monster hunter ones.
<3
>>122396140
I already did/do this senpai. Got an autistic pastebin and google doc set up.
Im set for speedrunning for the next 5 years ;)
>>122396990
all absolutely shocking speed games. fuck off
>>122396140
tfw ssd died so I lost +20 hours of Disgaea gameplay.
Bring me the helium, lads.
is sig going to do runs or just dick around 'practicing'
like it's 2015 come on
>>122398657
Drumming up hype for sub bux then dip again. "I'm not feeling it after all"
>>122398657
His wrists can't handle modern strats, of course he isn't going to do runs.
>>122398657
hey shut the fuck up
>>122398948
alright sorry
>>122398657
i would dick around with sigif you know what i mean
>>122368560
She is like Fedor.
People talk so much shit about her but she's actually really good. Like yeah, okay, men are stronger than women, but she is (was, now?) incredibly dominant within her field and it would be inappropriate to undervalue her. People voted her the best female athlete ever dude. I'm sure you wouldn't agree but it's impossible to deny that she's excellent.
She does talk a lot of shit though.
>>122399365
>getting this serious about anything done by women
>>122399512
Please.
>>122399512
that kind of thinking isn't healthy mang, even if you have been keked
>>122398846
this
>>122399365
I'd let her dominate me if you know what I mean
>>122398846
Word
Every big runner is familiar with these tactics. Dont believe any of their lies.
>>122400080
speedrunning?
Headcrab ask slayer if he has activated his past broadcasts
>>122396140
Too lazy senpai
>>122401204
make an account
>diaperboy is back
SIG
PLEASE SAVE US FROM THESE WRETCHED TIMES
>>122401204
can you ask headcrab to suck my dick
>>122399845
Word
help how can I write a chat message that both praises Sig's return and shits on the disgusting wanna be tranny Cosmeme at the same time?
https://youtu.be/bqMNrud3eb8?t=59s
cybersemon living up to his name
>>122402280
sig doesn't want disgusting tranny shit in his chat. please respect his wishes
>>122401745
this is his calling, he can help make speed running a little better if he just sticks with it
>>122402483
why
Reminder that Mike "Siglemic" Sigler is, always was, and always has been our boy.
>>122402483
>there are people that watch these
Reminder that Black "Trihex" Guy is, always was and always has been our boi
>>122403469
>"Trihex
>Black
Nice try
>>122403469
>>122403221
Who is "our"? Cause that aint me family
>>122403701
then you are not a true /srg/
Headcrab ask slayer if he could archive his broadcasts
>>122403701
Our girl is in his chat rn, remember to say hi!
i was hyped for Sig's return for all of 5 minutes before i realised he has absolutely nothing left to offer anyone and is just as washed up as cosme alright
>>122404510
where is he on the leaderboards right now for 120? 5th?
>>122404317
Headcrab SUCK MY DICK
>>122404510
Pretty much. Goofing off on sm64 collecting money then whatever. People are gullible and dumb
>>122404580
8th for 120 lmao
>>122404702
If he's just collecting money, then why isn't he selling out with donations and subs on screen, or using mic? Just wondering
>>122404860
don't know man, try asking the man himself.
>>122404860
If you genuinely can't figure that one you're part of the problem
>>122404860
Cause he doesnt need to do any of that for his dumb audience to give him money.
>>122405128
Sounds like you don't know either
>>122404968
Yeah because it's possible to just ask him
>>122405296
As I figured. You're not "just wondering" you're a nuthugger.
>>122405570
Actually I am just wondering, because apparently streaming a literal game feed with no chat interaction means you're selling out in 2015
>>122405769
Haha holy shit
>>122405769
You really dont get it lol
is money /srg/'s biggest trigger?
reminder that if you're streaming you're selling out
reminder that if you make any money other than autism bucks you're selling out
>>122406053
that's part of it, more so it falls under the overarching trigger which is impurity
>>122406053
what about gender dysphoria senpai
>>122406330
the only people who think donations are impure are broke bitches with no charisma that nobody likes so they can't get donations
>>122405858
>>122405909
You still haven't said shit, lel
Butthurt samefag in here
Maybe if yall didn't act like Sig playing SM64 for one day is the 2nd coming of speedrun jesus, you wouldn't be so salty when he goes back to playing other games
inb4 nuthugger though
>>122406950
who the fuck are you?
>>122406950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU2mn_S0kls
Keep the tears coming donation fags, you're off the list for being scum.
Reminder that Meows has a donation link. Remove.
>>122406950
this isn't the first time he's been playing sm64 recently senpai
Anyone gonna run this?
>>122407256
Yeah but, getting your hopes up for someone who has a history of doing this is setting yourself up for disappointment
Should >we spread the word on PCF being a flimflam charity this year or just let it go?
>>122407485
that's a given desu senpai
>>122407427
I'll run my dick up your ass if you don't shut the fuck up
>>122407694
>Sunday midnight
>literally no one streaming
What is going on, lads?!
>>122410163
wix1 wix2
>>122410163
>>Sunday midnight
>>122410163
15 minutes
>>122410280
>>122410519
>(Mon)00:00:12
>>122410519
It wasn't even midnight yet. :/
>>122410163
>not watching based Witwix or feasel
smfh
>>122411191
>avoiding the filter
baka desu senpai
>>122410163
santzo
can i link my pb here senpai
>>122411528
:/ it means shaking my f**king head senpai
>>122412067
do it. right now
this general shouldn't be year-round
>>122412197
sorry i decided against it
>>122412797
literally WHO?
>>122412934
>wahhh im not in the picture
>>122412769
PLEASE
>>122413062
say that to my face you stupid bitch
my speedgame is better than your entire existence
>>122412797
still shit update
>>122412797
replace caveman, cfb, and meowz
>>122413320
why? i think it makes sense
>>122413269
why is behemoth so based
>>122413320
um, HER name is Chanzeux
>>122412797
can you replace my picture with this one (bottom right) ty
>>122412797
so we all agree that caveman, btfoing chibi outside, is actually pretty terrible?
>>122414430
he was a literally who that flew too close to the chibs
>>122414347
But that anime looks white? Headcrab isn't white...
>>122414430
terrible in what way?
>>122414347
why dont you suck my dick instead
What game should I speedrun
>>122415105
runescape
>>122415105
Have you considered running the often overlooked speedrunning classic Medievil?
>>122414347
>>122413269
why is naeg so based
>>122415676
wheres the brown skin?
Hey fgt, narcissawright just went live!
>>122415991
xe looks and sounds like a mess
>>122415105
run the /srg/ game of the week. is that starting this week or next?
>>122415676
pretty good
So... when is cosmo going to an hero?
>>122416432
probably never. he's surrounded by the lgbt nuthuggers
witwix just btfo of pie hahaha
good thing pie wasn't live. if he was he would be crying on stream at this very moment.
>>122416432
i give him a year tops
so-and-so just got so mad at so-and-so hahaha
i am the only one that knows in this thread because i nuthug so-and-so. so-and-so's reaction is going to be epic
>>122416861
#rks defense force immediately comes to the rescue
>>122416760
>>122416971
no, I just have no clue what you're talking about because I don't obsess over e-celebrities
>>122416604
Cosme was already on suicide watch and now she's just placed herself in one of the most at risk of an hero social groups.
>>122416781
Going to word this although I'd say wager more towards a year to a year and a half.
what can >we(the posters of the speed run general) do to improve the current state of srg?
>>122417421
let the doggy die
>>122417465
word
>>122417421
who is we?
>>122416760
wait, weewee is live? i thought he only streamed when trihex streams? or is trihex just that paranoid that everyone is in competition with him?
>>122417421
bully idiots like this >>122416760 and >>122417530 out and make it a more welcoming place for newbois and splitposting
>>122417741
>300 posts early
back to >>>/v/ with you
>>122417741
i'll let u die idiot
>>122417741
but where else will I be able to force myself and get namedropped?
>>122417819
i think you(the person reading this) of all people would know how slow everyone on srg is. you have to tell them early otherwise they will keep making new threads.
>>122414347
how about you post what you actually look like
>>122418032
literally any other general
>>122417741
I agree, it's time to put ol yeller down
help! i need ideas for my christmas list. i'm looking for some good speed games from either NES, SNES, GB, N64, GC, PS1, PS2, PS3, Xbox360, or PC.
whatever i get, i'll speedrun and stream it.
>>122418525
Muppets Racemania
>>122418525
how about instead of looking for a game JUST for speedrunning, you find a game you like and end up wanting to run.
>>122418525
making me want to do a /srg/ secret santa...
>>122418553
>Muppets
>>122418651
nobody did the last one
>>122418525
How about a certain little known hidden gem on the PS1 called Medievil?
>>122419185
>he wasn't in the 2014 secret santa
lmao
>>122418525
Jet Moto 2
SSX Tricky
Vectorman
>those people who kind of test things once and think they're experts
>>122419590
every 'glitcher' ever
>>122419590
>tfw you're talking about me
>>122419590
>>122419786
NKR...
zfg pls stream
y_ tell z_ to stream
witwix is comfiest speedstream :3
reminder that adding "speed" to another word doesn't make it speedrunning related
>>122420697
speedwording this
>>122420697
speedspeed back to reddit
>>122420697
can i speedretweet this post?
what's the story behind weewee, senpaitachi?
>>122421730
Got keked by speednissa wright.
>>122422246
Made me move my mouth a little and breath heavy once in and out.
>>122421836
Reminder that Cosmo is going for the WR in Gender Change any%
>my honest reaction to Narcissa
Reminder im going to punch yashi and goose in the face at agdq
>>122422542
>26 years
he's long past being in contention for WR
IMPORTANT SPEED ANNOUNCEMENT
Witwix is actually doing runs and not mario maker
IMPORTANT SPEED ANNOUNCEMENT
>>122422628
No dude, time starts on the first hormonal treatment and stops after he gets the boipussy.
>weewee on boshy again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w
>>122419497
>Jet Moto 2
>SSX Tricky
>witwix laughing at the questions about next gdq
our based boi
m_
IS
LIVE
>>122424098
thanks
>>122423324
weewee truly is our boi. he sees right through the GDQ corruption. he didn't even try to get a game in this year. meanwhile piehex are so excited to go support the mike uyama mono fund.
fuck off ___________
>>122424098
who is this
>>122424282
>>122424470
damn that nigguh juicy..
>>122424356
Thanks for the speedtemplate.
>>122424282
Is there knwon what mario maker >speedrun there will be at agdq2016?
>>122424470
damn trihex got a booty lmao...
>>122424780
here ya go
266 viewers. Not even peer pressure could save his channel.
>>122424665
according to the stories, carlsagan submitted the mario maker race to agdq but didn't tell who all was going to be in the race. a week after submissions closed trihex found out that he was a part of the mario maker race. unfortunately it was too late to submit it still. trihex then contacted gdq staff about it and they said its ok for him to run it (only because he is popular and can't say no).
trihex got a game into agdq without having to submit it. and it's not even a speedrun. meanwhile skilled people spend weeks making their submission that doesn't even get looked at before they are rejected. just goes to show how shit gdqs have become.
>>122425542
lmao calm down nerd its all for charity
>>122425542
gdq is a charity marathon and their entire goal is to raise as much money as possible not showcase good speedruns, i don't know why people still pretend this isn't the case since if you ask them about it that's what they will tell you
>>122425853
yes.. charity... it's all for charity. let's kick cancer's butt!
>Narcs voice
Is SHIt even trying?
>tfw not even duckfist's rugged good looks will be able to save agdq
http://www.twitch
.tv/iateyourpie
live in a sec boys
>>122426681
I wish duckfist was my dad desu
>>122426084
Greetings from germany ^_^
>>122426935
Will agdq16 be flooded with "greetings from France"?
>>122427403
It's not like the donation bot has a choice
Computers are haram :^)
>be witwix
>grind the SHIT out of a memegame while streaming
>have a tiny viewerbase, go to GDQ eventually
>meme the fuck out of my soul and gain mad followers
>keep speedmemeing until you get an even bigger viewerbase
>start streaming other games to get even more viewers and live off the mad twitch bux
It's that easy
>>122428142
>becoming a grind monkey for any reason
disgusting
>________pie claiming he's a let's player
lol who the fuck does he think he's fooling, guy is the very definition of speedrun
>>122428327
he can now live off sitting infront of his pc playing videogames, can you?
>>122428389
what's he speedrunning? how to ruin your life with a series of bad choices?
>>122428428
>he doesn't know about NEET bucks
lol.........
>>122428684
Can you buy yourself a brand new car with neetbux?
Imagine being a witwix fan...
There are people in this thread who have given money to witwix. Imagine being one of those people..
>>122428948
witwix is legit one of the more entertaining twitch streamers tbf
imagine being headcrab and getting your ass plowed by slayer every night
>>122428142
He hasn't even reached the final level where you just let viewer donations take over the stream and do the entertaining for you.
>>122429086
>being entertained by HOT GAY DADZ I'M NOT GAY THOUGH XD
>being entertained by JOHN CENA'S THEEEEEME
>being entertained by a sociopath who manipulates nerds like you into thinking he's your friend
My head is shaking as I type this, honestly, family
>>122429138
o_o
>>122429319
I wish I had even a pretend friend.
>>122429319
a lot of it is tongue in cheek tho
>>122429448
Absolutely.
Except for the part where he pretends to be a genuine and nice person to get you to like him. And give him your money.
Witwix subs are literally c u c k s by definition of the word.
Will there be a srg orgy at agdq?
>>122428478
He's on a really bad run then because the best runners have times under 18 years
>>122429809
there wont be any true speedrunning generals at agdq so no
>>122429809
nah thats what nasa's for
>>122429836
he is gonna reset soon senpai
ill stream if i get namedropped
>>122429968warptal
>>122429968
gayer
>>122429968
meows/Chanzeux
>>122429968
Cosmo
>>122429968
noobest
bonjour /srg/ greetings from france
i would like to know who is your favorite speedrunner/speedcelebrity to shitpost about in the thread. merci beacoup!
>witwix's 70star PB is still a fucking 57
Reminder me why I'm subbed to this guy again?
>>122430535
because he's our guy
>>122430535
so you can "ironically" spam his emotes in your favourite literal who's chat
>>122430403
trihex
>>122429925
Nah, he'll just invent an arbitrary meme category no one else wants to run and claim WR in it
I was looking at ZSR for something and noticed Narcissa hadn't changed her username there yet
think she'll ever do so?
>>122431019
that's probably contingent on more if she decides to ever speedrun again
>>122431253
She's said she'll start running CV64 after she moves
>>122425330
g
>narcissa wright
So his girlfriend left and he had a nervous break down or something right? I don't usually post here but I assume you guys would know about this.
What the fuck is going on?
>>122432104
>his
>he
>>122432104
Doesn't help that since he stopped speedrunning his viewers plummeted.
>>122432104
better watch yourself if you don't want to be kicked out of the hayai kawaii marathon...
Tfw Narci said she has no plans on ever disabling sub only mode. The dream is dead boys
>>122432314
tfw no qtp2t narcissa gf
>>122432314
>yfw narci becomes qt after 6 months of mones
>>122432164
What about the gf though?
>>122432314
What did you guys have planned?
trihex live, baby.
>>122432104
I have no idea, but stuff like this rarely happens on a whim, though I never saw this coming.
>>122432809
>>122432809
>rarely
5rg when?
live in a sec
http://www.twitch
.tv/siglemic
HES HACKIN AND WHACKIN AND SMACKIN
bertin have you ever played star ocean 1/2? if you like 2d tales you should play them because theyre the same thing but better
>>122433823
>still can't do blue cap stage
did it
>>122434594
he should run star ocean 2 senpai
>>122434594
Word. I'm actually playing through the SO1 remake on PSP to see how it holds up as a speedgame.
Also hoping that SO5 is a good speedgame.
>>122434752
nice wr!
What an attention whore.
>>122435385
just like when he filtered the top 100 common words
>>122434752
Awesome splits. Great speed. Look fast. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, fast and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
>>122434594
never played a star ocean but I know some of the team that worked on the Tales of series did Star Ocean games.
>>122435385
At least he's playing a game.
>>122436068
give em a shot when u have the time m8
>>122436306
why does he spend so much time and money on fucking emotes? how many people even sub for emotes instead of nuthugging?
reminder http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XZK3yd24Qo
>>122436667
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g9PFONbF6j
>>122436884
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ns9jfMGHhF
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04Wj7armehz
>>122437002
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v8FfOEn1wb
>>122437140
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S2CBe32MxH
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F5y7nlpz11
If you could remove one person that affiliates with /srg/ who would it be?
>>122437140
what did trihex do
tfw out of the loop
>>122437693
you
dude speedruns lmao
http://strawpoll.me/6019211
5 choices because ladx and sonic tied
>>122437693
i wish i could remove everyone here. including myself.
>>122437696
he raised $1720 for an under age asian female to go to a smash event and when he hit his goal he cut stream. now he is going to spend another $1000+ on her again for even more emotes that he spends 50+ hours touching up because she does a shitty job on them.
>>122437946
based thirsthex
>>122437946
>he actually has to finish up the emotes himself
jesus christ, that's pathetic
>>122437946
now i understand why cosmo decided to turn into female. if thirty bois like bihex are willing to toss $3000+ a year at you for drawing bad cartoons, imagine how much thirsty bois will toss at you for streaming with a webcam.
>>122438116
>there are fags in this thread who will be unironically thirsty for Cosmo
>>122437946
the thirst
>>122438323
>not thirsty for cutecissa
gayboi
by summer 2016 narci will announce she has an eating disorder
>>122439063
well it was pretty obvious with that soylent shit
>>122437693
nkr desu
>>122437946
Didn't SJ, Bertin, and Dukeduke have like a 4 hour with him just railing him for spending this much, and then he said he was sorry and would change???
Trihex, hello????
>>122439159
she's building ammo for the sympathy cannons
>>122439063
he already did
>>122439641
he looks more qt here than as narc :/
>>122439310
moneymaker
>>122439310
yeah but then he made like 20k and doesnt give a fuck about reinvesting it into his stream
we full time now
fw watching siglemic is like looking a handicapped guy trying to rehab
>>122439914
Thirsthex kicked out of da mhc and replaced withcookwhen?
>>122440595
he's already in it with the rest of the "nogglers" nuthug crew
>>122439310
Trihex is literally the kind of guy that inherits a fortune and gambles it away the next day because he's not smart enough to know what to do with the money
>>122439779
based gayboi
Post your best Trihex nicknames
I like ThirstHex and BiHex so far
TriSwag and TriSex are good when used ironically
ShitHex is kinda weak Tbh
>>122443663
TriFlex
>bertin playing zestiria with english dubs
>>122443663
cryhex (from when 2s_ made him cry by watching the credits during the race and still winning overwhelmingly)
>>122443663
pretty flyhexfor a white guyhex
I feel like im the only one who has virtually no real opinion on Trihex. I dont hate him but I really just dont care for him at all to be quite honest. Hes good at what he does but he seems pretty arrogant.
http://www.strawpoll.me/6019457
>>122447410
who the fuck is dsp i'd rather watch DDP
>>122447410
I would rather watch Narcissa put on a fashion show than watch DSP do literally anything
>>122447410
>no good game in sight
Do you think Pie knows his StreamBigâ„¢ ad covers up his sub and donation alerts?
He could make so much more money if people would be able to see who just donated or subbed!
>>122447873
pie is NOT a speedrunner! OUT
Is there anything prettier than fast menuing in an RPG?
>>122448324
siglemic
Remember that one time /srg/ fell off the bottom of the catalog and we were free for a few minutes? I think we should try for that again.
headcrab where are you booboo who are you watching
>>122449108
I am watching our boi Ciyon rn sempai.
>grav will never PB in your lifetime
Cronikeys!
>>122450094
Hey what's up
>>122450235
Post a cute selfie on twitter pls
>>122450056
who?
>>122450670
longravioli
>>122450421
i don't think a cute selfie of me is possible m8
Fuck cronikeys
Fuck Trihex
Fuck Pie
>>122452580
Gladly
>>122452692
minion...
>>122452692
almo...
p_ dropping wisdom rn
>>122452918
he's just p now
>>122453045
he'll always be p_ in my heart
>>122453096
that's pretty adorable not gonna lie
what's the wisdom he's dropping
hexade doing one half assed, pathetic run does not keep you relevant or make you a runner, fuck off
>>122453274
>randomly namedropping yourself
why did you bring him up?
>>122453274
he still has more wrs than you do
>>122453176
http://www.twitch
.tv/peaches/v/26047533?t=3h58m30s
SPEED-BLAST FROM THE SPEED-PAST!
>>122453562
I would donate $5 to gives Peaches dog a treat. Am I part of the problem?
Reminder that peaches was a degenerate sellout who retracted subscriber after he was called out and rationalizes this by saying he regretted the feeling of obligation towards others. Reminder that /srg/ as a whole give people like peaches and zoast a pass despite being as much or more degenerate than people on lists.
>>122454143
grandfathered in
>>122454143
Look out everyone! The squid squad just woke up!
>>122454143
Now the stream is just the dog
>>122454317
This is because he knows nobody watching him gives a fuck about his game, only his epic bearded face and his average dog. Newfags don't know that peaches was the first speedrunner to use facecam regularly.
>>122454317
yeah but its giving him a hug
>>122454143
how is zoast degenerate?
>>122454484
*gropes anime in her sleep*
>>122454486
>on screen scrolling of recent subscribers
>donation link for ages
B-but zoast is based!!! Only people I don't like are scum if they beg for money speedrunning!!!!
>>122454484
>>122454541
This works with everything though. If peaches browsed /srg/ on his stream he would be lauded as a messiah, whereas some other less liked shitter would be universally flamed for it. Even people like cook have been turned on because of this.
>>122454691
I feel like I've been getting a little turned on lately
>>122453562
that sure was a lot of not speedrunning. shit stream
bertin have you considered leveling up more
>>122455156
have you considered telling this to him in his stream instead of a thread about speedrunning on an anonymous image board?
>>122453562
>says pie is the sellout supreme of the community
>still is friends with him
get the fuck out peaches. you enabled that shitter. he is your responsibility. you created a monster so it's up to you to slay the monster.
Who is the "Raging" Andy Organ of speedrunning?
>>122455697
I'VE SEEN INSIDE MY HEAD A VISION
is there a comfier sounding controller than the gamecube's? :3
>>122457246
There isn't
>>122457246
Its the shoulder buttons desu
>>122458165
the clacking of the analog stick inside that 8-gate is perfection too
tfw just can't anymore
dear god trihex is implementing an app in his chat exclusive to subscribers that lets them mouse over other subs to see their waifu. Please hold me
fw hassanchop is no longer the hottest meme
>>122454541
he still answers me in chat sometimes. I can prove that he gives a shit. Things may be tougher for metroid and oldbois in general now that the handful of people that gave really great runs for years are no longer admitted because gdq staff are being fucking retarded with their selections.
>>122460686
>>122460686
the reason serg is dying desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfFJ0H-nwpQ
>>122461450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhTlUggm5pc
>>122461694
>>122461763
>>122461834
Streaming
speedrun.tv/jangbang__
>>122463398
>selfiestick
baka desu senpai
>>122463474
I swear. Keks like this needs to go
>>122463474
word
one of those threads huh
I did it
>>122464292
good job my boi
>>122464256
>>122464486
That FGC x SRL picture on the right is so fucking funny, it's just Trihex & Siglemic playing Smash, there is no colab going on, fuck me, what does this nigga thing he is?
>>122464558(IT'S REAL NIGGA!)
>>122464486
w2c that one with siggy
what ever happened to uyama?
>>122466127
dead in a ditch
>>122466127
The mono was too strong.
There was nothing we could do.
Official list of things that don't belong in /srg/ and the speed community as a whole:
Niggers
Muslims
Gays
Women
Trannys
Normies
Jews
Feel free to add more
>>122466920
grindxmonkey
>>122466920
pathetic squid obsessors
post em
>>122468012
fuck off meows
>>122466127
Weekend at Uyama's
>>122468067
Nice OC desu
>>122464292
https://youtu.be/lNtw6Fon_QM
Watch if you're not doing anything else
>>122468264
lmao this is the run actually
https://youtu.be/u4jJKOvFHxs
My bad
>>122468264
>>122468475
fucking kek
#streammonsterswelcome
>>122468758
get the fuck out
>>122469048
that's not very tolerant
>>122469101
get OUT
#streammonsterpride
>>122470210
OUT
OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>grindxmonkey chimping out
lmao
>stream monsters getting btfo
lmao
>>122470491
I think he just doesn't like me making a joke about his masters Muhammed and Abdullah
>that one guy who is constantly monkey posting
who is it? how pathetic do you have to be?
>screaming 'out' and flinging your shit everywhere is btfo of somebody
lmao
>>122404580
>>122404785
Imagine being so retarded that you think 1:43 is a bad time.
>>122470864
>>122470925
eek eek ook!
>stream monster damage control
lmfao
>>122470951
thanks for the late response!
>>122470951
1:43 is a bad time, people are getting 1:40's you delusional nuthugger
>>122469103
why did you delete?
a day in the life of grindxmonkey
>wake up
>initiate autism crusade in the thread for 3 hours
>fire up stream and mindlessly grind irrelevant monkey meme games for 12-14 hours
>wind down by continuing autism crusade for another 3 hours
>get back in cage for a nap
>begin cycle all over again after nap
truly a pitiable existence
>monkey posters posts are getting deleted
lmfao
nice PB, grats.
>>122426082
then why do they showcase speedruns at all? it's not like speedruns are popular. why don't they turn the marathon into something much more accessible to the gaming public?
ty
>>122471367
thanks for the late response!
>>122471367
i expect the proposal in 2017
all leaderboards should have a game audio rule to prevent splicing, there is no reason not to have it
>>122471074
Two people have high 1:40's, how does that make 1:43 a bad time?
If you're not the best, you're bad?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_dilemma
>>122472034
it's not a time suited for Mike "The Great" "Siglemic" Sigler
Squid should have stayed banned
>>122472092
If he keeps playing he'll 1:40 in due time. There is a lot of new RTA tech that wasn't around when sig got his PB.
>>122472034
its a bad time faggot
>>122472102
y tho
>>122472249
Thanks for the info, guy who doesn't run sm64 or understand basic logic.
>>122472336
two minutes off one of the best times is a bad time
which streamers do you guys nuthug? kinda bored with mine lately :(
>>122472445
Siglemic.
>discussing semantics
>again
Come off it, lads. This is pathetic.
>>122472445
what do you mean by "you guys"?
fw your favorite srg boi stops streaming to play another game
>>122472390
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_dilemma
>>122472495
discussing siglemics however is highly encouraged
>"discussing" sm64
>again
Come off it, lads. This is pathetic.
>>122472628
two minutes off the best time is a bad time. if cheese or puncay got a 1:43 they would see it as bad. its bad
>>122472652
At least it's speedrun related
>>122472390
black & white thinking is a symptom of autism.
>>122472721
It's not black and white thinking, its a bad time being compared to a good one.
>>122472696
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_dilemma
Stop talking shit when you have no time
>>122472774
"If you aren't X you are Y, with no other possible variables."
Yep, black & white thinking.
>>122472717
Now THIS is the true (faux logic) autism
>>122472928
Less autistic than the constant piehex posting
>>122472871
Being truthful about someones time isn't being offensive you faggot.
>>122472883
You are comparing a bad time with a good one.
>>122473236
>You are comparing a bad time with a good one.
implying there isn't a spectrum of skill outside of "good" and "bad."
aka. black & white thinking.
If someone ran the marathon in 2:07 would you call his time shit?
>>122473453
yeah. that'd be a pretty shit marathon desu.
can it even be called a run when you run it in 2 minutes and 7 seconds?
Come off it, lads. This is pathetic.
>>122473935
I'm not coming off anything!
>>122474016
then consider ur ass kicked
>>122474016
Word, stay bouncin on muh dick niqqa
uihhhh guys???
785 / 116 / 155 / 10
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>>122474913
Good, let the doggy die.
>>122474913
this will be the last thread, don't you fuckers make a new one
Farewell /srg/
>>122474942
Love this niqquh's dedication to The Game
hold on lads i'm making a new thread
>taps starts playing
>>122474942
bopped
what a gd beast
stream monsters take notice these are some prime nuts for hugging
what a time to be alive. The grindmonkey pbs and /srg/ dies at the same time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhIJPGaf30I
>>122475518
Serg aint ded doe