/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

reminder if you aren't global AND like anime you should go back to leddit and nys

Interesting video for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp1btLIQX-4

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>>122315796

third for
>solo queue dust
i have no fucking idea why i keep doing this, i'm shit at this map and it has by far the most cancerous players except maybe nuke

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CONTINUE THE OLD MEME POSTING

<3 PARIS

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Anime above everything else.

Does anyone else f**king hate wearing head/earphones that have wires coming from both sides (left/right)?

The wires rub up against your cheek/jaw/neck. It's cold. It's uncomfy. It legitimately triggers my 'tism. I cant' handle it.

How do you guys deal with it? Or does it just not bother you?

>>122315907
wtf is wrong with you, m8?

why would you solo queue in MM

I'm currently stuck in Silver Elite and am unable to rank up due to me losing more matches than winning.

I'm not sure if it's my fault, because I'm usually the topfragger of my team and there's always a smurfer in the game. The lack of Intel from my teammates isn't helping me rank up either.

Is there any way to get out of Silver without being carried?

Please only serious responses!

>>122316002
get decent headphones?

Reminder to vote for CS:GO, Olofmeister and Fnatic at The Game Awards senpaitachi:
http://thegameawards.com/nominees/

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>>122315993
why don't anime girls ever change out of their schoolgirl outfits?

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>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win

>>122315993
>>122316239
Comedy requires a certain finesse that you evidently don't possess. It's all about the mastery of timing, surprising and even shocking the audience... and here you are, making the exact same post, with the exact same wording, with the exact same image, for what is probably the fifth or sixth time today. Do you think you're witty? You're not: you're just a stupid boy. That same stupid boy who tried persistently to be the class clown in the fifth grade, who kept shouting inanities at the most inappropriate times, and who never quite understood that his classmates weren't laughing with him, but at him. You're not clever, you're a little chimp who always tried too hard.

That's why you were bullied back then. That's why I'm bullying you now. You're tone-deaf, a semi-autistic child who can't comprehend that there's a time and place for everything, and who always says the wrong thing at the wrong time. That's why you have no friends or girlfriend, and never will.

>>122316423
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.

>>122316130
>snax isn't an option
gotards???

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>>122315949
i have prescriptions for these pills

c9 or conc, gog?

>>122316423
d-dont b-bully m-me p-please....
;_;

>>122316507
I'm sorry, do you think this is funny? Just posting the same sentence over and over? That's funny? That's your idea of a joke? Don't make me laugh (in contempt of you, not because I find you amusing). There's more to proper comedy than this nonsense and I for one, am appalled that this site, once known for its creativity and production of truly original content, has now fallen this low.

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Just beat an anime stack

>>122316102
>im not sure if it's my fault
Post replays

>>122316713
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.

>>122315949
I have prescriptions for these pills

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SEAN

>>122316745
>>122316102
steam://rungame/730/76561202255233023/+csgo_download_match%20CSGO-4VGq2-Z3TuZ-6DbMQ-L3VTn-SD8aC

Thank in advance! Any help is greatly appreciated.

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Hit me with a refill Sean

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on fire

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>>122315949
I have a prescription for these pills

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>>122315949
>>122316551
>>122316803
>>122317030
>>122317135
Gee I wonder who is posting these.

>>122316992
>>122316745
I'm OPER4TOR btw

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>>122317209
At least he isn't posting horse face anymore.

>>122317376
I-I'm sorry, Kory.

anime doesn't belong here!

>>122317308
added you to discuss, currently reviewing

How does such a popular game have such a dead general?

how do i get a knife???????

>>122318480
most people only post here when there are skines to be won
haven't you noticed?

Freakazoid with a hat that says "I love paris" but has the American flag on it. Is he stupid?

>tfw global and still dont have a knife
should I neck myself?

>>122318685
ye tbqh fám

just scam one from some russian kid

>>122318787
how do I do this?

>>122318591
>Is he stupid?
do you REALLY have to ask?

>>122318884
"hello I'll give you 90 000 rubles for ur knife pls send me ur paypal info and knife"

You might get trade banned

>>122318884
1. Become russian
2. Become alcoholic
3. ???
4. Knife

>>122318963
that sounds p stupid desu

>>122319130
Hey, it works but you gotta get real fucking lucky. I've got two relatively shitty knives with paypal scams.

>16-4

Did Shahzam not eat his curry?

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>mr ke"reddit"bab will shit on cloud nine

what the fuck did freak just say

that didnt make sense

>>122319491
he's dumb as fuck, don't expect him to make sense

16-0

>>122315896
Flagged for me and im on mobile, what is it?

>play quake live
>it's shit
well now i know why no one plays quake anymore

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fucking gaydian

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>play casual for exp to get my weekly drop
>there's a girl
>ask her to be my gf
>says we should talk in private
>add her but drop spaghetti and say it was just a joke
>keeps asking me to play casual with her all the time
>casual is cancer and she's completely shit but keep playing with her because girl
>she lives about an hour drive from me
i wish i wasn't so beta
on the other hand she's probably underage

>>122321409
>on the other hand she's probably underage
so?

>tfw cant cuddle hiko

feels bad man

>>122321409
stop being a pussy and man up. if you dont do anything then nothing will change

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who is the second guy from the right, the one with the shirt?

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>>122321589
i don't wanna get in trouble

>>122321697
i probably just need to get drunk enough to ask her to be my gf

>>122322015
>>122322184
>>122322359
thanks

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warden

>>122322082
actions speak louder than words, my man

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>buying anything other than mp9/mac10 after winning pistol round

>>122323081
>Someone squeaks out "should we buy" after we win pistol

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>>122323081
>mp9
>not UMP

>>122323081
>what is the nova

>>122323243
>shoot at someone with nova
>they now know you have nova
>all they have to do is keep it long range and you lose

>>122316102
>>122316992
Not him but here are my thoughts on the demo that you posted.

General
- Your crosshair placement is bad. You have to place your crosshair at headshot level at each corner where you might run into an enemy.
- You're trying to bunny hop but you're not consistently hitting your jumps so you're not really gaining any speed; hence, reaching corners slower than just running normally. If you insist on bunny hopping, I would recommend practicing on bhop servers and not in MM.
- I noticed that you had the habit of upgrading your p2k into a five seven during buy rounds. Since you are using the M4A4 instead of the M4A1-S, you could have put that $500 into buying utilities (a smoke or two flashes).
- Learn when to use your utilities. You died a few times during the latter T rounds while you had a flashbang out.

Round 2
- Two of your team mates bought SMGs and shotguns after losing the pistol round. While I understand that it's hard to coordinate buys in lower rank PUGs, there are times where you have to take initiative and call for an eco or a pistol force buy.

Round 3
- You wide peeked mid without any armor so you got fucked by aim punch. I would recommend holding corners when on an eco and wait for the enemy to come to you, especially if you are using default pistols.
- Some of your team mates bought SMGs again.

Round 4
- Good job at setting up a crossfire with your team mate in banana. However, you could have done a better job on holding the rush by using the flashbangs that you bought.

Round 5
- You wide peeked T ramp and exposed yourself to more than one enemy. Try to practice peeking so you only expose yourself to 1v1 angles when going aggressive.

>>122323451
Round 6
- You didn't check T ramp properly when you went aggressive to mid.
- You also turned your back on banana when you went back to B at the start of the round. Be concious of this and retreat while facing where enemies can appear especially if your team mate isn't covering your back.

Round 7
- I understand what you were going for on this round; however, deep banana smokes need to be thrown by team mates from spawn.

Round 8
- Your team mates bought P90s, scout and an AWP. You could have bought armor and a better pistol to be more effective since you had the money.
- You also pushed banana by yourself. I understand that it worked out well for you since you managed to get some kills; however, it would have been better if you asked your team mates in B to cover you.

Round 10
- Your team mate walked into your crosshair which caused you to lose control of the angle for a moment but you still managed to get the kill.
- You attempted to re-peek but an AWPer was already holding the angle. Here are a few things that you could have done instead: ask your team mate to flash banana before attempting to re-peek; retreat towards basket and setup a crossfire with your team mate in sandbags.

Round 11
- Two of your team mates went aggressive to control car in banana; however, you didn't help them and just stood on the corner. Were you doing other stuff at this time?

Round 12
- You were holding a very exposed angle.

Round 13
- You ran past an enemy hinding behind a smoke. The smoke was placed a rather unusual place so putting some bullets into the smoke wouldn't have been a bad idea.

Round 14
- You should look towards window/second mid when moving from boiler towards back alley because a T could be holding from T apartments.
- You made a lot of noise when you rotated through speedway (people in banana can hear you). Since your team mates were not engaged with the enemies in banana yet, you could have simply walked or ran through CT spawn.

>>122323451
>>122323580
Round 15
- See round 12

Round 16
- You ran through mid with your knife out during the pistol round. You could have been picked off if there was a CT holding mid.

Round 18
- You could have smoked off banana when the two CTs rotated there and held from site after your team mate in car died.

Round 19
- The CTs were making a lot of noise when they rushed banana but you didn't react on time.

Round 20
- You commited to the engagment from mid to banana by wide peeking from an angle where you can't retreat if you missed your shots.

Round 21
- You had the right idea of punishing the CTs that kept pusing banana but you didn't have the gear for it. Your attempt on round 22 was more successful.

Round 23
- At this point the CTs are already predictable: 2 in A while 3 people push banana. You could have just smoked banana and pushed A aggressively while leaving one team mate in T ramp to pick off the people pushing.

>>122323449
>shoot at someone with nova
>dink
>57 in 1
>don't ever buy nova again

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>>122323580
>>122323451

>>122320072
It's a video of a man asking a beautiful girl what she thinks of men with foot fetishes. She goes on to say that she has never dated a man with a foot fetish, but wouldn't mind it. She then goes on to show the top of her feet, but not her soles! The man gets very excited and thanks her.

wait what happened to col vs liquid?

>Pistols beating rifles

I fucking hate CS:GO.

is this lan as el boring as i think it sounds? going to watch dota vods if it is desu

>>122323705
>>122323580
>>122323451

Holy shit anon you aren't fuckin around.
Could you teach me?

why is this general so ded? come on ...

I didnt get the bonus weekly bonus and drop for this week.
This happened the second time for me and I dont know where the problem is.

>>122317361
I kind of miss it desu
It gave us a common enemy and we could band together in our hate

I love you all

2 rounds Liquid should not have won.

>>122322043
valens

whats up with the queues
this shit broken?

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>>122325519
>queuing during esprotts

>>122316045
>solo queue
>get paired with tards on inferno
>lead them to a 9-6 lead at half on T side
>T's split push mid and banana
>12-12
>call for a stack on B
>got 3 people to stack B
>grab an asimov
>pick their awp at mid 3 times in 3 rounds
>team gets their shit together
>win 16-14

>>122323081
>Not glorious Bizon

ALIEN SIGHTINGS IN SANTA ANA

>>122325616
But there's nothing on.

HIKUCK

HIKO ARE YOU KIDDING ME

cant wait til hiko leaves cs to become a no name golfer

>>122326539
Never gonna happen. No teams to kill

>hiko was barely at pro-level in 1.6
>gotards hold him up as some kind of NA CS legend

o_o;

What's the current Greyface line-up? I'm considering going high on 'em tomorrow.

>>122326771
le get right killer

>tfw q3, the most comfy, rewarding, fun fps ever made by human beings is dead
>all you have is cs global shitfensive, which somehow manages to be so similar to 1.6 that it barely qualifies as more than a graphics upgrade but also 10x less enjoyable

hold me, /csgog/

>>122326539
i bet he'd name his golf club 'the get_right killer' and wear a hat with his name on it

I used to really dislike Hiko, but nowadays I feel sorry for him.

NA's best, Liquid
The Liquid Advantage

>>122326945
>csgo
>similar to 1.6

*farts*

what a call compleshity

>>122327084
Weren't you homestuck fags banned?

>just force

-Semphis

>>122326945
quake is autistic af

hiko lmao

>>122327084
the core gameplay is almost identical even if the engine change makes it feel a lot different

>>122327315
great criticism friend

>that typing
toxic liquid lmao

>he betted against our guy kid roca

lamo

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Why is that valens guy still on the team?

>>122328360
>kid roca is our guy
>he shares a team with fatko

its confusing really

rofl

https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/665702194071474176

>>122328590
Are you from the past?

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>>122328628
3/10 thor

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>HE USES A STEELSERIES RIVAL

What a choke.

>>122328628
Oh wow look he insulted NA esports again! How original!!!!

>adren awping
just kick this shitter already

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>>122329090

complexity played that 2 v 1 so fucking bad wtf

THE SECOND CHOKE FROM ROCA FROM THAT SAME FUCKING POSITION.

jesus christ

someone tell that fucker to just drop down or something. fuck.

>>122329484
>first time run out of ammo
or should he just have hoped to 1 tap nitro?
>second time he takes a fight and loses by 1 bullet
wow what a shitter am i right

>>122328628
>brit that constantly talks shit about the NA scene
lmao

>tattooing Veni Vidi Vici on forearm

sembad

>>122329560
He ran out of ammo, but the re-peek fucked him over. Completely misread where adreN would be.

The second time, he had more than enough health and bullets in his favor. AND the time was heavily in his favor. The fact that he tried to shut the other guy down instead of playing the time is just Murican overconfidence/stupidity.

>>122329601
>>122329090
>>122328738
insecure americans

Disband Col

CHOKEPLEXITY

HOW DO YOU LOSE THAT ROUND WHAT THE FUCK

>>122329789
>playing the time
>when the ct is already on the site
>with only a tiny box for cover
>with at least 15-20 seconds on the clock still
lol
do you really think you can juke around the site box on A for that long when the other player is on the site as well?

>>122329812
Because dedicating your "career" to talking shit about something doesn't exude insecurity.

I really love playing with americans, chill af, sick bantz and they're best bros on lan, won't be afraid to pop you one on the chin and then have a drink together

omg my heart maxing on liquid never fcking again never

>>122330009
Give me a single reason why anyone shouldn't talk shit about NA CS

>>122330187
it's a fucking video game rofl

>>122330187
Because he's from the UK who has to leech onto the achievements of all of EU cs.

>>122330187
Just the way he does it and how frequently is pretty telling. He's not even a former player so how he acts like he's in any way superior despite never accomplishing anything in any game is laughable

>>122330248
Good point
>>122330278
>>122330508
So you need to be a former player or to live in a relevant CS country to say that NA is shit?
Just watching the iBP Lan is far more than enough

Freakazoid is such a fucking Chad, he probably doesn't even know where Paris is on the map.

>>122331050
He's also a douche that doesn't like our guy The WarOwl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeOI7X45m-A

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s

Hey guys, I'm not that into the csgo scene. What should expect from this match?

>>122331662
good match

what the fuck were they thinking? what?

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mfw

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>C9

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>>122332145

>>122332273
When da dota hits

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where did it all go wrong?

c9 honestly look like they're pugging 100% of the time.

>>122332494
What an unfortunate head to go bald with

>>122332638
Did it go right at one point?

>>122332728
I heard n0thing is calling for now

>>122332802
That normally happens when you swap people's scalps

I don't play CSGO: how do the voice comms work? Can ded players talk to other ded players? Can ded players talk to live players?

>>122332928
They didn't swap scalps, the picture is manipulated.

>>122332839
having jordan the stoner calling sounds like a great idea lmao

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>>122332824

>>122333027
>most of the wins are against nV who was on the edge of disbanding

>>122332947
They couldn't in CS 1.6, they can in CS:GO. It was pretty stupid giving the advantage to teamspeak/skype users.

nitro is pcute

>>122333207
>2 is most of 18

>>122333207
5-0 vs nV (even that team would shit on this liquid team)
3 maps off fnatic
2-0 vs Liquid
2-0 vs CLG
2 maps off Na`Vi
wins over Luminosity, Flipsid3, pub team
Pretty sure this stretch is doing something right for an NA team.

shroud is regularly whiffing holding basic angles, what's going on?

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JUST

>>122333334
>tries to prove someone wrong by using maths
>doesn't know how to count

>>122333965
he doesn't give a fuck about playing as a pro m8, all he cares about is stream money

do people not realise this?

>>122334000
Are you looking at the same picture? They played navi 4 times and won twice. How does that account for most of their wins?

>>122333965

>spends the past week playing fallout 4
>ends up sucking on LAN

gee i wonder

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>>122334139
>thinking nV is Na`Vi
what, nV is EnVyUs

>>122334139
I look at the same picture and I count 3 victories against nV and 1 victory and 1 defeat against NaVi and fnatic

>>122334225
Ok, so how is 5 most of 18 then?

>>122334139
Ah yes, Na'Vius
-Guardian
-Kioshima
-NBK
-Flamie
-Shox

>>122334490
Are you blind?

>>122325124
not that goy but post your steam profile

I'm smfc and bored and don't mind teaching a newbie

>>122334670
>won 18 games in july
>won 5 games against envyus
>most of their wins were against envyus
are you?

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>>122334869
trolled :)

>SHIT9

>>122334920
>be c9 (aka bad)
>buy pistols
>win

>KEK9

LMFAO

LUMINOSITY EZ WIN TOMORROW BOYS

Guys, there's been times where I'm almost certain the enemy team or enemy team players have been /csgog/ers but I don't know how to ask them if they browse without saying '/csgog/?'

can we please come up with a super secret saying so we know who's part of our cool internet club without being obvious?

>>122334869
5 against nV
3 against fnatic
2 against NaVi Liqui and CLG
1 against LG, F3 and these canadians

So yes out of {5,3,2,1} 5 is the maximum

-n0thing, sgares coach
+pimp, GTR

>>122335098
>+pimp, GTR
do they even speak american?

-freak + swag
#freemyniggaswag

>>122335084
here's your (you)

>>122335098
>gtr playing with pimp
>when maikelele was too hyphy for him

>>122335196
ye nigga

>>122335276
pimp is a better player and maikelele

>>122335264
You can't do basic maths or understand basic sentences you fucking faggot

>>122335445
He said most of their wins were against envy. He didn't say they beat envy more than any other team. English isn't your first language, it's okay

if they lost that because of freak, he would've been kicked

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DPI SENS RANK

400 2.52 MG2

HOLY SHIT BRUH

>>122335801
2400 2.0 SMFC

>>122335538
I know what I fucking said
MOST OF THEIR WINS WERE AGAINST ENVY
and not
THE MAJORITY OF THEIR WINS WERE AGAINST ENVY

>>122335801

>400
>2.1
>SMFC


ALSO

KEK9 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

>>122335801
800 2 LEM

>liquid still wins
LMAO

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I never realized how fucking fat Hiko is holy shit.

>>122335905
Most is synonymous with majority. This better be some next level trolling

>get entry frag
>teammates just sit around baiting each other
>teammate dies
>push in and get another frag
>teammates rush in and die to pistols

being skadoosh is suffering

>>122335801
450 2 LEM

this match was p. entertaining in a retarded kind of way. both teams are shit though, lg better win this whole tourney

>>122336061
>bo1 kings
>winning bo3s
kek

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Can someone make a csgo image out of this?

>terrorists win

>>122335801
400 2 false overwatch ban

>hiko literally glistening with sweat

if you want to know how bad C9 and most NA teams in general are just watch Envyus play on cache after seeing this
the way they break into a site, especially on A is poetry in comparison

Why is the fat hat man so sweaty and red?

// Null-cancelling movement script
// (prevents you from pressing two opposing directions, which causes you to stop moving)
// Makes stutterstepping easier
bind w +mfwd
bind s +mback
bind a +mleft
bind d +mright

alias +mfwd "-back;+forward;alias checkfwd +forward"
alias +mback "-forward;+back;alias checkback +back"
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>>122336242
Because she is a slut.

>hiko crossing his arms so noone sees his sweat stains

what a god

>>122336235
You're a fag.

>>122336283
>using console binds in a game where skill is decided by corner peaking and mastering RNG recoil

literally why

>>122336017
Don't forget Shroud. I honestly think he is the only talented player on that team, Canadian bias aside.

>>122336148
That's not funny, man.

>>122336008
http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/most
I see maximum but not majority

>>122336421
Shroud can't perform for shit at LAN vs European teams.

>>122336427

not him but

>be european
>laud over America your strict gun laws and tolerant acceptance of immigrants
>immigrants rape your women, litter your streets, steal
>still be 'tolerant'
>Hit by a terrorist attack
>still try to rationalize it

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>>122336570
Just stop please, you're embarrassing yourself

>>122336596
>immigrants rape your women
haha this good old /pol/ meme will never die uhh

>>122336596

not him but

shut the hell up your clueless idiot

>>122336584
True. Wonder what makes him so godlike online though?

>>122336283
let's see how this works

>>122336701
>statistics are a meme
>>>/reddit/

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>>122336685
5 is THE GREATEST AMOUNT of the set {5,3,2,1}

>>122336701
I don't go to pol, even /int/, the enemy of pol can fucking realize islam isn't a religion of peace

>>122336596
Now you're just talking bullshit.


>be european
yes
>laud over America your strict gun laws
Of course. There's a shooting every day in America, that is not the case for European countries. Your gun laws are fucked.
>and tolerant acceptance of immigrants
Not at all. Your average person can't do anything about it though.
>immigrants rape your women, litter your streets, steal
They've ruined my country. It has been damaged beyond repair within the last 10 years.

There has been no terrorist attacks or threats of terrorist attacks in Scandinavia though.

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>>122336701
Meme? The fuck are you on about Ahmed?

>>122336859
Show me some statistics then and from France, not from Sweden
>>122336973
see above

>>122336701
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-19592372

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>>122336862
Who taught you reading comprehension? They won 18 times. They won against envy 5 times.
Case closed.

>>122336973
I'm a Swede and yeah it's fucked up.

RE the third point though. If a Woman regrets having sex with someone in American the day after, she can sue for rape and ruin a man's life. That is even worse. So it really depends on the case.

>most of their games they won against envy
wrong

>they won the most games against envy
correct

now shut the fuck up retards

>>122336891
honestly, do you even into statistics? States and counties with stricter gun laws have way more gun violence. Pew research institute studies (an institute used by republicans, democrats, and libertarians) show that every time gun laws are made stricter, an increase in gun violence occurs.

Why? Because criminals don't go through the law to get guns. We certainly can't stop marijuana flow into the US, neither can we stop black market gun flow. Laws only make it harder for law abiding citizens, not crazies or thugs.

The shooter that shot up the theater and dressed up like the joker chose to not go to 7 other theatres near him. Why? Because those 7 theatres allowed guns. He specifically went a theatre where guns were NOT allowed.


Keep getting attacked by terrorists you progressive dipshit

See this article: http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2015/04/17/despite-lower-crime-rates-support-for-gun-rights-increases/

People don't attack/rob houses that have a gun owner in them

>>122337168
I agree that the courts should stop siding with a women from the fucking get go. It's a joke how deep of a hole a guy has to dig himself out of against a woman who is instantly put on a pedestal.

>>122337045
This article only says that there are lots of rape in Sweden
Not that MOST OF (because apparently everyone here is a pro at statistics even though you've probably never opened a book about it) the rapes are committed by immigrants

>>122337406
in Norway 100% of reported rapes were by immigrant men and 9/10 victims were norwegian women.

Keep turning that blind eye though.

>>122336685
>>122336862
Check out this definition: Fag
(You)

>>122336701
This is really getting shitty that all of 4chan does this now

If you are not remotely liberal, you get labelled as a stormfront neo nazi from pol. Holy fuck I'm libertarian and am okay with gay rights and the legalization of weed, just because I want to be able to defend myself I get called a poltard.

fuck off

>>122336283
>>122336815
wait this is stupid
you want to stop moving by pressing the opposite the direction, so you can get aim

>>122337297
>this is true in the US so it must be true around the world
...
>>122337529
>he doesn't provide any sources to his claims

>>122337602
>tfw classical liberal
>lumped together with progressive liberals who want to take all freedom from the world
kill me to be honest

>>122337602
all I see is that you're a whiny little bitch

>>122337653
At no point did I say it would work for the rest of the world. Strawman me more idiot.

All I'm saying is that Yuropoors are being delusional trying to brag about strict gun laws. Your foreign policies are no better and no more effective than ours, I think the 129 dead people would attest to that.

>>122337297
Japan. South Korea. Scandinavia. Get fucked.

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its over cs is finished

ROCA
O
C
A

>>122337653
>if there's no link it didn't happen

Try any google search you leftist faggot. Here's from your favourite website, wikipedia.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_and_crime

Go ahead and ctrl+F "oslo"
>Oslo Police Department stated that every case of assault rapes in Oslo in the years 2007, 2008 and 2009 was committed by a non-Western immigrant

>>122337818
see >>122337806

America has a huge border and a very large gun culture, due to how this country was formed in the first place. Somewhere like South Korea, I wouldn't expect that average person to try to rob me.

America is different with clashing cultures. Loose gun laws work fucking great here, it's honestly funny that europeans actually think that they somehow manage crazy assholes better than we do

only progressive liberal states have issues with crazed gunman

>>122337806
>I think the 129 dead people would attest to that
Yeah I'm sure that if you could buy a gun in France this wouldn't have happened
Because everybody carries a gun with him when he goes get a drink on a Friday night or when he goes to a concert
Fucking faggot

>Kuckquest

>join a source server as "Ŋigger"
>banned 5 seconds after joining
>check ban
>suddenly i have a new ip
>i've had the same ip for years and i haven't done anything to change it
well this is nice

>>122337920
>in the years 2007, 2008 and 2009
>the source of the article only mentions 2009

>>122338276
Thank you for accepting that it actually happened in the year 2009.

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>>122338089
If one person had a gun, he or she could of put a stop to the rampage.

There's a trend with gunman attacks, they specifically avoid areas where people own guns

see the movie theatre example I made earlier

>>122338469
I can accept facts
>>122338503
>one person with a gun can deal with 3 heavily armed and trained terrorists
Also I'm pretty sure that even in America you can't go to a concert with a gun

>>122338503
actually
http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/03/us/mohammed-drawing-contest-shooting/index.html

>>122338503
You are a fucking retard.

>cum
>immediately feel no need for female contact and consider deleting all social media

>>122338843
>>122338751
ha, these are the type of replies I get. I make claims that are backed up by sources by professionals and I get all these autistic yuropoors saying "nuh uh"

Come back with a serious reply if you don't want to appear childish.

>>122338782
not sure what the actually means here, but if someone possesses a gun, they can stop that shit

>>122339108
they did, but i was really replying to
>There's a trend with gunman attacks, they specifically avoid areas where people own guns
with an attempted shooting in Texas

>>122338912
>cum
>don't feel anything except regret for making my room smell
i wish i could just stop masturbating entirely but it is hard to break the habit for longer than 2 or 3 days

>>122339108
CAN YOU GO TO A CONCERT IN AMERICA WITH YOUR GUN? ANSWER YOU FUCKING BITCH
And if you want a serious answer
>If one person had a gun, he or she could of put a stop to the rampage.
You can't prove that
>There's a trend with gunman attacks, they specifically avoid areas where people own guns
In the US, not in Europe
>see the movie theatre example I made earlier
In the US

>>122338751
>trained

yeah right. Half of the terrorists were french born and had no experience with firearms other than what they read online.

And yeah, easily. In the concert situation, saying somehow one of the attendents did have a pistol of some sort, he could have easily taken out a terrorist or two, as long as he stayed level headed and didn't try and engage them in an extended firefight.

Gunfights aren't pokemon battles. A terrorist, even trained with an AK-47 could have easily been killed by someone mostly untrained with a pistol, and visa versa depending on the situation.

>>122339315
depends on the concert.

>You can't prove that

literally what

if I have a method of killing someone going on a rampage, I can put a stop to it. If I don't have a gun, I'd have to run up to them to kill them, at least with a gun I have a chance of taking them down, otherwise they go unchecked until the police arrive

>In the US, not in Europe

I specifically stated multiple times that less strict gun laws work great for the US due to circumstances.

>>122339108
Fuck off, Trump.

>>122339305
>meet girl on omegle
>massive slut
>convince her to masturbate with me
>came hard
>few days later I call her on Skype
>try to steer the conversation towards fapping again
>she doesn't seem into it, seems kind of distant
>whatever, I'll just ask her straight out, nothing to lose
>she tells me she's in grieving because her grandma just died
>"O-oh..."
>tells me I can do it anyway "to cheer her up"
>my erection is killed now, so I ask her to show me her tits to get me hard again
>she does
>I get my dick out
>there are tears in her eyes
>fap anyway
>she's crying her eyes out by the time I finish
>"Thanks, sorry about your grandma"
>end call
>delete contact

>>122339864
savage.

>>122339462
>Half of the terrorists were french born and had no experience with firearms other than what they read online.
That's literally bullshit since only one guy was identified and we know he made a trip to Syria
>somehow one of the attendents did have a pistol of some sort
How in the world would a concert venue allow someone to carry a gun inside?
>>122339527
>if I have a method of killing someone going on a rampage, I can put a stop to it. If I don't have a gun, I'd have to run up to them to kill them, at least with a gun I have a chance of taking them down, otherwise they go unchecked until the police arrive
You live in a fantasy world anon

>>122338912
>>122339305
>>122339864
>cum
immediately want to kill myself

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>>122339864
stone cold

>>122340169
>wake up
>just want to go back to sleep
>can't, have already slept for 14 hours
JDIMSA

>buy 9 ump grand prixs
>buy one g3 chronos
>10% chance in making at least $75
why do people open cases
you have way less than 10% chance of profiting, let alone making $75 or more

Another win for the 4:3 meme

Conquest was the the top NA team for a week

>>122297332

>fatass tranny trying to get attention with shitty clips

fuck off

god damn they played some sick ass song in the break before the conquest vs col match and I cannot find it, shazam doesnt work either.

So which players if any are slamming this asian bitch tonight?

>>122340998
>shazam doesnt work either
Yeah we saw that :^)

>>122340998
just look up monstercat

>>122341095
Hiko

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>>122341095
probably the skadongler desu

>>122341095

semphis or sgares, probably both at the same time

>>122341305
bro we both gonna be igl tonight *fives*

>>122341305
semphis has crazy eyes

>>122341396
(igl stands for in girl leader)

csgo is boring and dumb to play

>go to reddit
>everyone is friendly and there's some funny content
>go to 4chan
>everyone is rude to each other and keep posting the same things
this is why i don't come here anymore

post blogs please

>Headache and been feeling groggy for 24hours
>nosebleed now
>can feel blood clogging up my throat
I don't wanna die

>>122343258
why not

>>122343384
Scared of the emptiness beyond.

>>122343553
there is no reason to fear that which you cannot control
when your existence ends you wont have the ability to fear anymore, brother

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>>122343061

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>>122343773
this is a really boring meme

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>>122343872

>>122343872
it's on par with those le gamer comics that always have the same formula

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>>122344026

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>>122343872
>>122344098
hello reddit!

>>122344287
adderall is a reddit meme

>>122344098
what comics?

lmao kek9

>15 - 0 to 14 - 5
uhh... c9?

>person A brings up legitimate dislikes of game
>person B decides to kill person A in some way that is relevant to the game

>>122344967
meant for >>122344417

>tfw roca is feeling bad now
;_;

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when will they learn

n0thing means nothing

>>122345281
>Shorter than a slant girl
M A N L E T S
A
N
L
E
T
S

what happened? nothing racist? did anyone cap that?

>>122345281
weed lmao

>>122345445
I N S E C U R E
N
S
E
C
U
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>>122345281

>>122345626
You are when you look at the measuring tape!

Is there ever a reason to buy the sawed off shotgun over the other shotguns?

>>122345717
Sawed offs and dualies(kinda) = wild wild west guns
Why would you not use wild wild west guns?

>>122345717
no
valve likes to have weapons that are completely useless because they're shit at balancing

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>>122345717
about the only map I can see it working for is inferno, it's practically useless on any other map

or itally should anyone ever play it

literally ever

>>122345880
every gun cant be viable and shouldnt be viable

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I just played a hostage map competitively for the first time today. holy SHIT is it bad.
How the fuck are the CTs supposed to win?