/owg/ - Overwatch General

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VOTE FOR YOUR WAIFU
http://strawpoll.me/5997751
DO IT FOR HER

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>Heroes Never Di-HWUAAUUAAUGH!!!

This is the 2nd Blizzard game in the last few years that died before it got even released.

What a great developer.

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Open beta when

>>122294169

>Justice rains from abovAAAAAAAAHHHH!

ded game
ded thread
ded life

>>122294624
>Give her the D-EAAAAAAAAhhhh!

>>122294436
never

>>122293883
>No option for Mei because I don't want her to win :(

>>122293883
D.VA A SHIT

D.Va reminds me of blueberry girl from Willy Wonka

>>122293883
>incapable of being unbiased
Your results are skewed and invalid.

>>122294912
>>122295146
which part of "disqualified because objectively and scientifically proven worst girl" do you guys not understand?
:^)

How do you pronounce D.va?
Dee Vah? like diva
Dvah?

>>122295323
diva

>>122295323
Dee dot vah

>>122295323
Da-Boobs

>>122295323
D worst tank eva

Post D.Va! Lots more D.Va! Fetish art of D.Va like Mom is scared!

Anyone have anything with pharrah or symmetra?

>>122296225
>google overwatch porn
>find dumblr blog with lots overwatch porn
even your shitskin waifus have some decent art there

Mei is best girl!

poster above me gets no (you)s

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>>122293732
POST YOUR TASTE

I didn't think Blizzard could ever outdo themselves in terms of the disaster of the decade also known as D3 release. Then HotS came. Now this.

>>122296320
only thing tumblr is good for is porn.

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>>122296578

If this doesn't go into open beta within the next two weeks it's absolutely doomed.

>>122296730
I was assuming that is what you were looking for

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>>122296578

Oh yooou~

>Star is completely burned out already

DOOMED

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>tfw 35-0 as D.va
YOUR BULLETS CANNOT HURT ME

>>122296320
I was hoping for cute, not porn

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D. Va a best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwP1_0ZIcoo

>>122296446
>goalpost moving anon won't (you) me anymore

Wew lad you must be really mad

>>122297525
those characters are not known for their cute features. I think your best bet is to hunt down drawfags on 4chan and request it

>>122296808
They said closed beta phase will end in December. The game still has over half a year before release. It won't. Besides Blizzard can't even into servers properly.

>>122296336
>>122296446
:^)

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Here's a list of auto-aims in Overwatch.

Soldier 76 ultimate
Mccree ultimate
Reaper ultimate
Winston primary gun
Symmetra primary gun & turrets
Torbjorn turret
Roadhog chain (aim assist)


Here's a list of offensive effects or attacks which aren't auto-aim but you essentially cannot miss with them no matter how bad you are.

Bastion turret gun
Reaper primary guns
Tracer primary guns
Reinhardt primary melee
Zenyatta orb of discord
Winston ultimate
Pharah ultimate
Roadhog primary
Roadhog ultimate
Zarya ultimate
Tracer ultimate
Mei primary
Mei ultimate
Genji ultimate
D.Va primary
D.Va ultimate

Additionally, almost every character has a skill that negates all positional mistakes. For example: caught on the ground as the rocketess Pharah? No problem, just press this easy button and you're instantly in the sky, where you're most effective.

Ran yourself into a bad spot as the fragile but swift Tracer? No problem, just press this easy button and you're instantly back where you were before.

Got caught in the open as the close-range slugger Reaper? Just press your invulnerability button and float over to a healthkit. You get this and many other movement tools completely free, there's nothing you give up for them, like sacrificing health with a rocket-jump.


The tools Overwatch gives you to solve problems are contained in a single, brainless button rather than a complex and difficult set of movements and/or offensive measures. The entire game revolves around identifying the correct rock-paper-scissors situation to press your button, then pressing it. There is no serious skill of any kind involved. You're going through the motions of what you think a video game entails.

The miniscule difference between a week-old Overwatch player and a year-old Overwatch player will be lost in the cloud of instakill ultimates, teleports and AOE abilities. This game is transcendentally shit, and there is no escape from it. This is the very profitable future of FPS. Hell. Population: you.

>>122297072
Really? I've been putting 6-8 hours in a day and still love it.

>>122297797
>he took his trip off to do that
mission successful

>>122297598
that fucking music

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>Overwatch may be boring and shallow as an FPS game on account of all of the 'canned skill' abilities eliminating the impact of mechanical skill, but as a strategy game it's good! Just look at how many characters there are, and how many abilities! Surely that leads to good strategy gameplay.

Makes sense until you consider that Overwatch is trying to pretend it's an FPS game, not a strategy game. All of the ways in which Overwatch is different from other real time strategy games (the camera, the pace, the lack of resources to fight over) are flaws.

Let's consider Overwatch's strategy merit compared to another the-player-controls-one-unit strategy game like DOTA. Each player has ~3 skills and an ultimate, so there's parity there.

The camera perspective isn't top-down, it's first person. This makes zero sense for a strategy game and inhibits the player's ability to get an overall picture of what's going on. The controls also make it impossible for the player to ever control more than one unit, like they can in DOTA.

There are no map resources to fight over - as a strategy game, the only strategic element is the win condition.

Overwatch is shit as either an FPS game or a strategy game.

So it won't sell by its quality.

The only option they have to sell it is manipulative marketing. Here you can see a streamer who was critical of World of Warcraft talk about how he was denied Beta access: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqpBhtq6cHE

Here you can see three TF2 YouTube celebrities are flown to Activision-Blizzard's office free of charge, given a full tour, and hundreds of dollars in merchandise + games. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7omcfb5Ttf0

Q: "After the initial-release 21 heroes, will any additional ones be free?"
A: "U-uhh. next question please"
http://i.pomf.pl/bctocv.webm

"Actually, Overwatch wasn't ported to console at some point down the line, we've been focusing mainly on it from day 1"
http://i.pomf.pl/ghwdkq.webm

>>122297940
Lel no I was posting what was the post literally above you and gave you a response goal mover

>>122297971
it's a /v/ meme
how le new are you le reddit lelelelele

>>122297598

Okay, the timing with the music was damn nice.

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>>122297598
That recovery was too good.

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>>122296578

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Reminder : people who tend to like Mei

>>122299575
M8 I'm fly as fug. I can't help it you are low test.

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>people actually play together and pick meme combos like zarya+reinhardt
>mfw they lose

I need cute waifus being cute
Post pics

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>>122293883
i vote for d.va but why not let mei be in poll?

>>122300745
So we can't like something he doesn't

>>122297598
kek, perfect.

>>122300745
where do D.Va's legs go when she's in the mech anyway

seems like however it works, it'd be a pretty uncomfortable posture to be in for extended periods of time

>>122301074
She lies down flat.

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Whenever I kill one of the waifus in the game I always imagine my bullets are orgasm inducing chemical darts and their death cries are actually mind wiping orgasms that leave them breathless for the respawn timer. Or orgasm inducing neuron pulses if it's an energy weapon.

Anybody else think like this?

>>122301074
>>122301212
Looking at it.
She looks to be at an angle, so she isn't completely parallel to the ground.

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>>122301074
flat or like a motorcycle posture

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>>122300745
Why have a giant fucking mech if you're gonna poke your arms outside of it with a glass dome being the only protection for your face.
I do like her design, but at the same time it's god damn stupid.

>>122301074
She isn't in it for extended amounts of time. Her kit literally demands her to go in and out of it.

>>122297072
I guess this is the point where he just kills himself since there's nothing that will ever top the old pre-manco TF2 experience.

>>122301514
very similar to the apple seed mech, but the only reason their arms were expose is so they can manipulate it like their arms without confined inside the cockpit.

>>122301279
That's a peculiar fetish

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>>122301281

It still must be a pretty unconfortable position. Look at how small the space is.

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>>122301725
Yeah, but at least their arms were protected by armor while D.va only has a plugsuit on her.

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>>122301725
forgot picture.

>>122297598
I'm so happy that's a thing.

>>122301818
The armour around the pilot's arms would be pitifully thin in comparison to the rest of the suit.

does monkeycharge break the mei wall?

>>122301818
you're asking the wrong person, tweet the character design department. they might give you some insight to why they decided on that design.

im serious, i would like answers too

>>122302187
In some of the other designs they had for her, her arms were covered.

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Why is Reaper such a slut?

>>122302127
I haven't seen any charge break the wall in 1 hit.

>>122302874
How's there no "myth busted" overwatch series yet? Because it's still in beta and it might eventually change?

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>>122301818
>appleseed

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>>122303324
Robot waifus are god tier.

>>122304098
Aren't they?

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>>122293732
So how likely is it that these two are the gay characters?

>>122304659

Not very likely.

My bet is on Zarya and McCree.

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wait, people are still talking about this game?

isn't it confirmed to be DOA because of paid dlc? lmfaoo

just go back to tf2. valve are adding matchmaking in like a month lol

>>122305101
Why McCree? To satisfy the bara audience?

>>122304659
>>122305101
The big twist, the gay characters end up being winston and pharrah

>>122305529

>McCree
>bara

Pick one.

>>122305686
winston and tracer
they're together, tracer is a trap

>>122305861
Close
winston is a reverse trap, tracer has no idea

>>122305686
Can't be Winston, people will assume Blizzard's associating gays with gorillas and ape out

For all the talk about SJW pandering, I don't see much outside Zarya, so I assume it'll be one of the woman instead of men because lesbians are hot. My money's on Pharah.

>>122306117
CARLOS

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>>122305861

nice

>>122304659
anyway why is Junkrats hair always on fire.

>>122306264
He's a hothead

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>>122306117

Everybody keeps picking only two characters to be the gay ones but they never said how many of them are homosexual.

Could be 3 characters, 4 characters.

Someone could be bi, maybe?

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>>122306264

Because he's a flamer.

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>>122305861
how can she hide a dick in those tight-ass yoga pants

>>122306393
>>122306590
Fucking christ.

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>Blizzard invites Tumblr to the beta.exe

>>122306779
Please tell me there was a Nightman on the other team

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>Hanzo's bio says he was regretful for killing Genji
>Trailer has him saying he's nothing
>inb4 Hanzo is actually the evil one

This fucking beta is taking forever.

Seagull is back.

I'm not gonna play anymore until they implement proper matchmaking.

>>122308338
how can an archer kill a katanaer

>>122308458
from a distance

but it's not the point since Hanzo killed Genji with a sword, which is why he's an archer now

>>122308443
I'm glad he's back

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>>122296578

>>122306610
He goes back in time and has it removed whenever he wants to hide it. Then he can go back again, etc.

>>122308338

It's not that he is evil, he just pulled a Michael Corleone on Genji's Fredo: brother is being a fuckup to the Family, gets killed by his own brother and fter a while said brother feels bad about it.

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What would the other characters alternate skins look like?

Could we have a pre-robot Genji?

>>122303163
Well ask what you want to see with the wall and I can try to put together a video

>>122308338
He's just tsundere for him see
>>122294436

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>>122296578

>>122309243
make a video how you kys

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>>122296578
Best taste coming through

>that one streamer with over 20,000 viewer

the fuck

that seagul d.va triple
holy shit, true talent

>>122309823
Lirik is like one of the most popular twitch streamers yo...

>>122308686
>>122309407
>>122309575
>Lucio
Excellent taste

>>122310105
fuck him tbqh

i dont know or care who he is

>>122308686
>>122298952

Glad people are realising Tracer is as annoying to play against in game as she is when she talks

>>122296776
>>122298952
These guys get how fantastic Bastion looks
>those damn colors
>those textures

Meis iceblock even healers her? Are you kidding me? This character is truly designed for the worst of the worst players

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>>122310430
But shes cute as fuck Anon, why cant you accept shes the best girl?

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WHO IS THIS

>>122310885
Yeah true but then she speaks

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>>122296578

>>122293883
windowmaker because of that huge ass

>>122293883
No Mei no vote.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s13bvTTzNmzZ

Ass: Widowmaker
Tits: Mei
Personality: Mercy
Face: Pharah
Hair: Symmetra
Outfit: D Va

>>122310968
symmetra maybe

>>122311993
lmao
btfo

>>122310968
emo tracer

>>122310885
Her right titty is made of plasma waves?

>>122312008
Ass: Windowmaker
Tits: Tracer
Personality: Mercy
Face: Mercy
Hair: Mercy
Outfit: Mercy

>>122312008
Ass: Widowmaker
Tits: Widowmaker
Personality: Mercy
Face: Widowmaker
Hair: Widowmaker
Outfit: Widowmaker

>>122313428
>hair: widowmaker
euugh

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>>122313428
>Face: Widowmaker

>>122313582
Tracer is so sute I want to kiss them.
And slap Widowmaker. I dunno why.

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>>122313582

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>>122313684

>>122308338
In his bio it says Hanzo's dad is the leader of a criminal organization and Genji was recruited by Overwatch to dismantle that organization after Genji was mortally wounded in a fight with Hanzo over Genji's refusal to participate in their late father's crime empire.

So yeah, Hanzo is the bad guy. He also thirsts for blood to feed his doragan spiritu.

Did they change that non-English heroes now speak english when casting ultimates?
Is this toggleable?
I liked Hanzo saying the Ryugoh stuff and Zaraya going Pogol' nagatosovti.

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>>122314360
?

>>122314641
they speak their native language and english at random

>>122314481

The reason Genji didn't want no part in the organization was because he was a lazy playboy.

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>139.99 €

>>122314768
It is a good deal, you should buy it

>>122314768
I can buy enough food for the month for that price, damn

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Tracer is the cutest and purest!

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>>122315742
Perfect for cuddling and having fun with. Let's rejoice in loving best girl.

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>>122315742

>>122301279
Whenever you put Orb of Disharmony on a waifu it makes them into "uglier/ negatively-altered" versions of themselves.

> "Cheers luv the calvery is her- Augh RUBISH!"

>>122313684
>you will never be gripped snuggly by Widow's generous ass and thighs as you worm your hand under her skin suit and cum deeply into her as she tries to asses a target's speed, trajectory and likeliness to change direction, her bodt contracts like the muscles of a panther just before the shot, A suddenly jolt of her rifle and a confirmed kill sending spasms of pleasure throughout her body and her relaxing muscles release you from a a grip which literally siphons the cum from your very soul

What is the point of this life...

>>122311026
I'm an Englishman. You adjust to it at a certain point.
Honestly I find certain American accents more irritating than anything we have over here.

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>still no beta invite

fun facts about overwatch, episode 1

http://vocaroo.com/i/s01OyQWkhTSp

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKeOnRTIWVM

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If the game is about heroes, where do these guys fit in?

I mean, at least Reaper used to be a hero in the past.

>>122318265
Subscribed

>>122318919
You're forgetting Widowmaker and Hanzo

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>>122318783

>>122319148
Bastion and Symmetra version when

Nerf this!
*unzips outfit*

>>122320265
I need that D.Va porn

>>122318265
upboated

>>122320494
Still waiting for sfm stiff

>>122308458
Hanzo is the ultimate swordsman apparently. He's better than genji with a sword but swore not to use a sword again after killing his brother with a sword

Sick lore blizztard

>>122316705
Or puts them in an awful mood

>There will never ever be a matchmaking based game that values the importance of a solo queue in beta

Fuck all these premade streamer groups I'm getting.

>>122323471
Don't worry. I imagine when the game launches, solo faggots like you will be the ones that suffer the most from 5 stacks.

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If Reyes is Reaper, why is his skin white in the cinematic trailer/gameplay.

>>122323765
he's actually dead

>>122323905
Ah well, that makes sense.

>>122318919
Junkrat was a normal guy, Roadhog used to be a butcher who fought for the Dire.

So why dont they release OW now and just add content as they go? It looks fine right now

>>122325106
Their servers just shit the bed after their "biggest wave yet". How is that fine? Blizzard is also autistic with polish.

I got a key 3 days ago and I'm already bored of it.
Don't see any long term motivation to play like hats

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>>122301818
>>122301901
>>122303324
post about a series in which a girl fucks a robot dude on the regular.

outstanding

Has anyone whose PC is below the minimum requirements gotten in the beta?

>>122326296
is it worth giving a try?
Never seen any Appleseed media.
Is the manga any good?

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>>122299575
Nothin wrong with some extra love

>torb play of the game
>it's always him dead while his turret gets some kills

wew

>>122328701

>play of the game

I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHT

>>122328701
It's like I'm really playing Engineer!

>>122328894
>alternatively
IT'S HIGH NOON

>recall as tracer
>right onto a junkrat trap

pls

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>>122328894
>russian gibberish
>two right clicks
>whole enemy team dead
SKILL
K
I
L
L

>>122329874
>group up
>die to aoe
hmm

>>122330939
That shit sucks you in from half across the map, no grouping up needed.

Ii's good to see that OW has a decent spectator's mode. It might not be DoA as an esport after all

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>>122293732
>no beta access for pre-purchasers

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>>122318783
very cute

>>122328193
both appleseed movies were [spoileroutstanding][/spoiler]
i remember the first movie had the best flashlight animation i have ever seen.

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>>122332231
you, i like you.

>>122332419
>Jeff Kaplan: No, there's no early access related to Origins, and we stand by that.
>[...] it is absolutely our intention to have a small beta. In fact right now we can't do a founder's pack because our servers are not prepared. We haven't even done our first stress test weekend, so flooding the beta with hundreds of thousands, if not millions of people, is not what we want to do right now.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/3ruy1i/roverwatch_qa_with_jeff_kaplan_genji_discussion/

You'll have to wait for the $210 Founder's Pack

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>>122332989
So they want us to shell out even more money for the privilege to play beta when a few hundred people got it for free?

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any word on how much the collectors edition will be?

>>122333276
Prices are already out.

>>122333131
>a few hundred people got it for free?

Anon, those aren't people, they're valued Content Creators and they "got access" so that they can Promote the game.


Look, little people just aren't welcome right now, they'd really just be a distraction at best and a nuisance at worse. The best thing for Overwatch right now is a small, highly focused beta of Minecraft streamers, LoL streamers, H1Z1 streamers, and Hearthstone streamers.
Those are the sort of dedicated people that will give valuable feedback on the game and promote growth of the Overwatch community when they're not busy thanking every Follower, Subscriber, and reading off $5 dontations every 30 seconds.

>>122333387
>$129.99
Wow that's less than I thought it would be. I might have to buy it.

>D.Va comes out and people all say she's shit
>Now one of the most commonly picked characters in every match
Did people jump to conclusions or what? I understand she does no damage but she's the hardest to kill hero in the game and has top 3 mobility, there's no way she can be bad.

Anyone else watching the tourney?

>>122333741
>Did people jump to conclusions or what?

Yes, that's what happens when you have a tiny beta. Nobody's figured out how to get the most out of every character yet.

She doesn't do no damage, her problem is her animations don't line up with where she hits

>>122304659
>>122305686
>>122305861

Junkrat/Roadhog - Doubt it
Zarya - Too obvious, gotta go with the "U CAN'T JUDGE PEOPLE ON HOW THEY LOOK" and "ANYONE CAN BE GAY, GUYS" narrative, so they won't go with the obvious butch
McCree - Might, but then the Brokeback Mountain jokes might trigger one of Bilzzard's Employees :(
Winston - He's a minority, no need to make him gay too, you have to spread this kind of stuff around.
Pharrah - Guaranteed
Tracer - Probably
Soldier 76 - Very likely
D.Va - Nah
Mei - Already has the Fat minority covered, no need add gay in there
Lucio - while I personally think he's a fag, he's black and most likely cluck Mercyfags, so no need to play the gay card here either
Genji/Hanzo - As awesome as it would be if they practiced Shudo, it's pretty unlikely
Reaper - Too edgy; runs the risk of putting gays in a negative light
Dwarf - Nah
Symmetera - Can't rule it out, but can't quite debunk it either
Mercy - Would cause massive butthurt if she was, so very likely
Bastion/Zenyatta -
>Robots
>Being gay
Reinhardt - Doubt it

>>122332836
Thanks. but why?

>>122334005
Zenyatta x Genji, it's canon

If there's any other gays it'd be females because gay male characters is probably a bridge too far for Blizzard

>>122334005

I want it to be Reinhardt.

Gay bara paladin, that's the stuff.

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>>122334005
Reaper and Soldier used to be a couple. Blizzard confirmed it.

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I can convince Jammku to stream. He said he'd do it if enough people were interested. He said around 30 minutes since his girlfriend's coming home soon.

He said he'd let the majority pick the hero.

>>122334825

Kill yourself

>>122334787
Blizzard didn't confirm shit, Soldier fucks pussy.

When are they going to reveal reaper is actually a chick wrapping her breasts hiding them or some shit?

>>122334825
Watching him shit all over A_Seagull and Clockwork was entertaining as fuck.

Why doesn't he do pro gaming anymore?

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>>122334117

>>122334825
Literally who? Nobody wants to see you

>>122335389
Why are you making shit up?

>>122334572
Gay bara paladin with an accent, assuming you're not german
Accents make everything better

>>122335284
They already revealed he's black, check the Origins skins

Speaking of which, I kind of am worried about the skins; right now it's easy to identify who your attacker is at almost any range, once they start adding weird skins and more heroes (which they will eventually do, no matter what stupid shit they're saying right now) it'll get dumb

>>122334005
I'd be gay for Reinhardt

>>122335756
Nice.

>>122335774
He's olderschool than fucking Fatality you newfag.

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How does Tracer work?

>>122336207
Anon, stop lying on the internet. There's already dozens of literally whos with 4 viewers playing Onlywatch, we don't need another one

>>122336405
He has a massive pro-gamer history and has been a tripbro on 4chan for 10 years.

I think he's worth mentioning.

Are you new?

>>122335820

And his in-gam Spray shows he's still fine at 61

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>>122336496

Forgot my image.

>>122336657
What are these exactly?

>>122336227
gotta go fast

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>>122328193
>>122332639
>both
There are there are three Appleseed movies, a series, and of course the manga.

I'd say that they're all worth a shot, the movies to start, and if you're interested enough in the lore the rest of it.

What is each girl's kink?

>>122337507
laughing at you, it's universal.

I found him in-game. He said he wanted to release all there guides (text, video, image) all at the same time.

So I guess we'll just wait. :(

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>>122337785
Jammku had some of the best LoL guides.

Too bad the community is shit there and he stopped making them. Also that agreement / lawsuit from Riot Games didn't help. Top kek.

What type of character would you guys like to see in overwatch?

>>122293732

I like robots.

Are Reinhardt, Bastion, or Zenyatta any good in game?

Reinhardt is robot enough for me.

>>122339562
>reinhardt

not a robot, it's a dude in a suit of armor

Bastion is great is you can apply the firepower and Zen is good DPS/healer

>>122339562
reinhardt is spess mareen

>>122339741
>>122339959

>not a robot

I get that, but he looks like one, which is good enough for me.

But is he good?

>>122340041
He's easily the best tank, and hits like a truck

>>122340246

Nice, seems all the ones I like are pretty good.

Might just pick this up for PS4

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I've been playing the beta for the past 2 weeks.

AMA.

>>122337935

>Also that agreement / lawsuit from Riot Games didn't help.

elaborate pls

>>122340374
RULES OF NATURE?

>>122337935
aw yea i love vanilla WoW and WCIII

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>>122340374
Whats the most FUN character to Play
Whats the most ANNOYING character to Play Against?

>>122340374
Why does Blizzard think Bastion Sentry and Bastion Reconfigure are different buttons?
Will Bastion ever have more than three buttons?

>>122340594
hanzo is hilariously fun if only because of the shit you can pull off with his ricochet arrow and wall-climb
great escapes and honestly really intense 'mom, get the camera' moments

an exceedingly skilled player using widowmaker is bar none the most annoying to play against, especially if they're on defense

>>122297864
Reaper's Ult is just an AOE attack, it's not aimbot.

Did it just go down?

>>122343187
what did

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>>122340501
?

>>122340594
Gonna agree with Hanzo or Genji as most fun, Hanzo feels extremely rewarding when you do well, and scatter shot lets you finish off enemies behind cover. Genji is just so fast paced that he's unlike any other hero.

The most annoying has got to be Junkrat or Widowmaker, mainly because both characters require little skill and are in need of nerfs in one way or another. Pharah comes in close because her rockets doesn't even have to come close to do a sizable amount of damage.

>>122341149
Bastion needs a rework, but I don't play him enough to give any feedback on how.

>>122343187
Just played a game where the majority of the team on both sides dc'd midway through a game.

I really wish they had another support character. Mercy is the best support but she's so boring to play compared to the others. Symmetra is great since the patch but you generally need to play double support to make her work. Lucio and Zenyatta are both really just solid and fun to play.

>>122344774
My thought is that since there's six offense and defense classes each, there's going to be more support and tank classes to even them out.

Why can't you Pre-Purchase the game to get into the Beta? That's kind of stupid.

>>122345461

Because >>122332989 and then when you ask "but why?" because >>122333575

Anyone watch the tournament?

>>122349946
was terrible

>>122349946
Yeah it was shit

>>122350072
>>122350102
Why?

>>122352805
No one looked like they had any idea what they were doing, and while the announcers were serviceable, I've heard much better.

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>tfw never gonna see a open beta in the coming 7 months

So, who are the strongest Overwatch players at the moment?

I only know Seagull, he is pretty good and he has a really fun Lucio and Genki.

>>122353419
LBC

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PFFFT AHAHAHAHAH

>>122353642
>run forward and hold down left click
Amazing what a pro

>>122353642
>visiting reddit

>>122354247
>>>/v/

>>122354325
Has anything good ever come out of r/overwatch?

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>>122354058
THIS GUY AHAHA

>>122354247
>not going to leddit to have major keks

>>122354470
Laughing at the idiots on there.

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>playing overwatch on friends bnet
>can only play when hes at work when hes awake (authentication)
>mfw I have a crippling addiction and can't satisfy it

surely ill get into beta soon

>Already tournaments
>the teams talk about shit as if they're experts when the game is 2 weeks of closed beta ("mei is only good on certain maps durr")
>people outright say that blizzard should invite more tf2 and cs pros
>people are wanking over shit streamers (ie: ster) and try to be the first to suck up and idolize the "next big esports star"

And this is why OW will just end up being another old boys club with the same shitters clogging up twitch. Where did it all go wrong? Why does every game need a Faker or Fatal1ty?

>>122356727
>Why does every game need a Faker or Fatal1ty?
kek
What every competitive game needs is a competent dev like Icefrog.

>>122356727
>Faker
Faker is some teenager who started playing competitively in Season 3. He's by no means in an "old boys" club, and probably the best player LoL ever had

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>>122356727
now hold up nigga i've been watching star_ for years now and i could care less about esports his intentions
And if your actually implying league is a good esport your down right retarded

>>122357010
you misunderstand. I didn't say faker was an old boy. I meant that now every game needs an overhyped definitive "god" that everyone latches on and that no one can beat.

Old boys are just dominating twitch viewers and the teams. Just look at how popular dyrus still is despite being mediocre and the most boring person to wach.

>>122356915
What every competitive game needs is amiibos.

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>>122357195
>And if your actually implying league is a good esport your down right retarded

Please don't be an idiot. No one argued about whether league is good or bad but you cant talk about esports without mentioning league because its simply too big.

>>122357224
>watching/playing league
your first mistake senpai

Neither csgo nor dota has that problem. It's extremely competitive and the "best player" title changes hands frequently.

>twitch viewers
Who cares? People watch streams because they're entertaining, not because it's the best player. Best players tend to not stream very often anyway.

>>122357323
there are infinitely better games to bring up when mentioning esports though

>>122356727
Yeah, I didn't understand why they had a tournament. They are the best in a tiny pool of streamers invited. There are barely any decent players in the beta,

"there are the best of the 100 people in beta"

>>122357361
Look i know you hate league and think its the spawn of the devil but not mentioning it when it's the biggest shit in the barn is dumb. And i dont even play it.

>>122357382
Isn't that the whole point of people caring about this game? Trying to latch onto whatever is new just so you can say you're good at a game no one's figured out yet?

Any Heroes you guys you think you'll only use once?

Junkrat has got a great aesthetic, but he looks boring. Can't really see myself using Reaper too much either, gotta go fucking fast.

>>122356727
I feel you on this bro. I wanted to be a Hearthstone streamer and didn't get into beta, then felt like I already missed the boat. Now these guys all got closed beta and are capitalizing so hard. By the time I get there my best dream is to get a 1k viewers stream.

Hey but grats to you for your totally legit 300k a year job Ster. Totally earning it.

>>122358597
Junkrat is okay and somewhat fun when you're playing him, but he's completely bullshit when you're on the receiving end. His grenades shouldn't detonate on contact after the first bounce, he's incredibly mindless and spammy right now.

Reaper is just so bad. I don't understand how anyone can play this hero. His effective range is tiny and he has no mobility while in combat. The teleport gets you killed more often than not.
He's just shit. If you want a close range killer you pick McCree, not this piece of crap.

DEAD
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DEAD
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ADDE
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Mei is fat and old.

>>122306779

>tfw in that screenshot

will i get beta if i purchase this shit game?

>>122364009
Yes do it now and join us!

>>122364009
No, you can't buy into the beta. It will probably be a really small beta for a few months.

>be awake
>dead general
>go to sleep
>americunts suddenly start quality posting
>wake up
>have to read through all these quality posts

At this point I doubt we will have an open beta until pre launch 1-2 weeks
>I don't think beta users will have an advantage when it comes to esport
Yeah right, it's "only" 6 months, roght

>>122365402
There will already be an esports scene before launch.

>>122365910
Yes exactly,not fair at all

>>122365402
And you just know there's going to be some sort of competition at launch.
Like on the day
Good luck getting a team together consisting of 5 proven players and not just friends and then getting in months worth of practice in time for your first pool match in three hours time

/sbg/ here
Enjoying your dead game?

/dbg/ here
Enjoying your casual shooter?

>>122367009
Most people here can't enjoy it when only streamers are invited.

damage boosted widowmaker is retarded

>>122366523
>>122365910
>>122365402
>>122366798

there was a $300 tournament on Saturday btw with all comp fags so far

>>122336227
go fast

apply sticky to bastion or turret or reinhardt from behind, or murder snipers

go back in time

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Why would anyone ever pick Torbjorn over Bastion?

>>122370714
Nigger everyone can kill Bastion now, if he doesn't have his ult his asshole is wide open and ready for dicking.
Torbjorn should just be removed from the game though.

>>122367213
>$300
So it's a poker game? Hardly a tournament.

>>122370849
You can do some funky shit with Bastion and Mei though, and you can always put yourself in retarded spots no one expects you and move yourself after every kill. Or just move after a while so you don't get spammed by junkrat.

And your team can just generally protect you/heal you.

I mean I guess your team could protect a turret but it takes forever to level it up and you can't fucking move it.

>>122370714
Why would anyone pick either of those? Or Reaper?
Some heroes are just massively outclassed compared to others.
Most are usable at least.

>>122370945
>Or just move after a while so you don't get spammed by junkrat.
You mean Symettra.
But yeah Torbjorn is just creatively dead and not even fun to play.

>>122370928
Prize money doesn't matter at this point, it's the fact that people are already playing against non braindead people with specific comps thus gaining an unfair advantage over people not in the beta.

>>122371069
Ah yeah. I just thought of Junkrat at first since I think he's the only hero that doesn't need line of sight to hit someone since his projectiles have an arc.

>>122371140
Hopefully December ends the closed beta and there isn't another closed phase.

>>122335263

Boipussy.

>>122323905

>He wants everyone to DIE, DIE DIEEEE because he's lonely

that's some pretty deep lore.

>>122371321
Wishful thinking

>108 posters
>dead general
This shit realtime or total?

>>122372154
total

>>122323765
>his skin white

where do we see Reaper's skin?

also I imagine he's probably just an albino/has bleached skin or something.

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>no beta
>"Oh what's this battleborn game, it looks kind of similar. Maybe that could tide me over until overwatch"
>release date is also in 2016

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>team push
>"Oh I'll kill Mercy first, that way she can't revive people if she has ult"
>Mercy respawns before the rest of her team
>Uses her ultimate in spawn and revives 4 people

This shit should be fucking illegal

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>tfw they aim our mercy rather than focusing down the people who are actually doing damage

micro transactions confirmed

https://i.imgur.com/yxo1y0m.png

>>122372873
Enjoy having damage boosted Pharah rockets shoved up your asshole.

>>122372548

Honestly, I think the supports should lose a percentage of their ult when they die because their ults are just so good.

>>122372873
>killing someone takes 4x as long because they're being constantly healed

11/10 gr8 strategy

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>>122372964
I-it's just cosmetics
We still don't know if we need to buy heroes...

>>122373146
Ofc the possibility of Blizzard implementing micro-transactions was very high, now it's officially stated on the product page


we're fucked familia

large kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwP1_0ZIcoo

>>122373240
wait, you actually thought there wasnt going to be micro transactions??

>>122337079
Datamined character specific sprays. Apparently part of the progression system.

>>122373818
>rules of nature on anything but genji clips

cool clip tho

>>122374158
>That damn UG! It still works?

>closed beta tournament
>literally first invited players all teamed up win

wooooooooooooooooooooooow

>>122372548
I just realized those things at the top of 76's visor kinda look like tiny eyebrows

>>122334572
Nein.

>>122297072
Prove it
I refuse to believe the game is that hopeless

>>122372405
battleborn is fucking trash and is basically a shitty ripoff of monday night combat, which was already kind of shit

it's not gonna help, sorry

>>122374869
monday night combat was pretty decent. super mnc sucked ass.