/utg/ - Undertale General

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Hug the Chara!

A Sans fic made me realize I have a daddy kink. I hate this fandom.

Woshua is the hero /utg/ deserves

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Don't forget to tuck her in.

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>you will never slowly run your tongue across her thighs before lovingly eating her out

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We already had another thread ready to go for 2 hours

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clean..
U neva be clean anon
wosh...

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shouldn't you all be in bed

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>>122255604
God, you're fucking pathetic

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cute lizard nerd

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GASTER

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>>122255573
Pet this flower

>>122255604
Wosh u soul anon.

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>>122255673
Okay

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>>122255478
Too filthy, can never be woshed.

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>>122255604

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Your Favoirte Voice actor is still here!

Voices I can do
-Flowey
-Papyrus
-Gaster
-Mettaton (Deep voice)

I haven't tried anything else just yet! Send your requests!

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>>122255657
>round snout Alphys

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post unfortunate episodes

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XTH FOR POST SEXY SKELINGTONS.

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>>122255630
it not fresh
it not clean
not woshed

Think of your favorite pairing.
You got one?
Is it Fire Girl/Tentacle Girl?
If not, reconsider your tastes.

Someone posted this screenplay of the sans fight on the subreddit. Actually seems pretty good

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CIVTzdFRUI2ZmXqmzedKz4pITXKVEqdPRKmzLPKu4eg

>>122255682
There's too much filth on my soul. I'll never be clean again.

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I am beyond woshing.

>>122255478
What the Christ is Woshua? I've heard washbucket with handle, I've heard bathtub with a dome over it, I've heard snowglobe.

>>122255749
A-are you still considering the Gaster orgasm?

It's ok if you don't want to

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Still taking requests. What do you want written by the adequate and lazy Doogle?

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/utg/, how hard would it be to make Alphys a social person?

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Goatdad is best dad.

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Remove Homestuck

>tfw can't beat undyne the undying
i'm having a bad time

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Reminder that it's canon that Sans could kiss you.

https://youtu.be/3Xh1KnP_LBU?t=57

>>122255858
Seconding this.

It's an awkward request, so I can understand why he doesn't want to do it tho.

>>122255858
I...I Need some time to build up confidence to that.
But In good time yes. It will be done.

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Well guys?

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>>122255832
woshua can try
that's all he can do

>>122255876
Reminder that the only good song in this "game" is from homestuck originally.

>>122255873
Encouragement and time
She's not completely socially incompetent, just extremely doubtful of her own ability and pretty inexperienced.

>>122255873
Take her to an anime convention.

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>>122255924

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>>122255876
yes
perfect
keep going

>>122255897
Just give up anon, and let the hero win.

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>>122255918
Take as much time as you need, Anon.

>>122255951
And THAT song came from an earthbound ROM hack that Toby made a ways back.

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>>122255951

>>122255897
Do the right thing and let the heroine win.

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>>122255973
more Jojo

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>>122255917
Sleep tight, lil purifier.

>>122255951
0/10
It's not even bait, it's just a bare hook.

>>122255951
Erroneous. Toby created the first iteration at the age of 15.

2007. And I believe it was first used in the halloween earthbound romhack.

>>122255993
In the mean time! Send requests..

WHERE DID THEY ALL GO WHAT THE FUCK

One moment was over run with them

Now I have non

Maybe I have time to Wosh muh soul

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>>122255918

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>>122255873
I don't think she'd ever be really social, but I think she'd open up a bit with more people that share her interests. At anime conventions, basically.

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Woshua/Ur Quan Kohr Ah smut when?

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>>122255864

Do a fic about pic sorta related and how Asgore notices the key ingredient has changed

Breast milk is no longer used since she dried up after Asriel and she used to use her own milk in the pies back in the day.

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>>122255924
You know it bro.

Post "it".

>>122256012
>>122256018
>>122256062
>>122256068
Shit b8 and yet still 4 easy (You)s

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Goodnight /utg/, try to keep this thread less lewd than the last.

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>>122255875
whole family is perfect

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>>122256041

>>122255873
Alphys would probably enjoy being sociable, if she got over her self doubt
It would be different if she was genuinely antisocial and avoided communication

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>>122256073
Not them, but you can keep doing Gaster all night long for all I care. I'm way too into this now.

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>>122256068
>>122255951
>>122256154

Information is fun, because even if it's low quality bait, I learned something.

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>>122256090
Alphys a cute, even if she's not my thing personally

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>>122255939
We all know what happens when woshua tries to clean that kind of filth

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>>122256160
Goodnight, sweet dreams anon.

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>>122255924
This is the part where I find his mom and she mercilessly beats his ass.
But first I stuff a sleeve of saltines into his smug face.

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>>122256114
I'll do the first part, not so much the second

Oppai Loli Undyne Vore When?

>>122256073
Lewd Sans anything would be great, anon.

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>>122256095
smut dirty

wosh tutorial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVSqCtAu4OU

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I want Mettaton to step on me.

>>122255990
>>122256034
DETERMINATION.
im never gonna finish this shit

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So I heard you guys hated soriel

Here you go

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>>122256181

>>122256334
We all do.

>>122256193
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tGBJCTYvOE

>>122256242
don't remind me, the poor bastard

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>>122256278
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stop asking

>Tfw no Toriel to cuddle
>She will never hold you close after a nightmare
>You will never squeeze that booty
My heart is actually hurting right now. Why was I even born?

>>122256362
Just die and think up an AU where you died and everyone lived happily, because you're a disgusting human being.

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>>122256365

>>122256381
>skelededan

IMPACT THE SKELEBRO

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>>122256365
>>122256461
get that disgusting shit out of here

>>122256073
I'm trying to wosh my soul. Too embarrassed to make requests.

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Reposting for whomever missed it earlier <3

http://pastebin.com/bYCUs8a2

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>>122256365
I, too, despise Soriel. They work better as friends, so here's them being just buddies.

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>>122256362

Your determination is leading you down a path you will always regret, anon.

Here is a quick sped up version of Asgore's theme. I thought it sounded really nice, so I hope you guys enjoy it.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dy6mxu2FfI

>>122256297
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0koiDVPDNKp

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>>122256461
Anything is possible with the power of magic

>>122256502
that's cute anon

>>122256365
Joke's on you, I don't care as long as it's cute or well drawn.

>>122256440
im not even sure i can love a real person any more
im not sure i can love at all. probably was never meant to. oh well.

>>122255904
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT BRINGING DRINKS INTO THE MYSTERIOUS BLACK VOID!?
>whatever mom.

Of all the great things about Undertale, nothing will top Sans-Papyrus interaction for me.

And Papyrus' sparkly sprite is adorable.

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>>122256381
Holy shit.

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Note to self, 10 PM is Soriel hour

>>122256278
loli Undyne watersports when?

>>122256514
Let your soul embrace the sins anon, you can wosh them away later.

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>>122256652
YOU LIVE IN THE PAST.
TELL ME IN THE PAST NOT TO COME TO THIS SINFUL THREAD.

>>122256414
calm down anon, i just recovered

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I feel like people just sort of ignore the fact that Mettaton's still a really bad person.

I mean, he's not pure evil, but he's definitely more bad than good.

He didn't have anything against humans, liked them in fact, but decided to just murder you so that he alone could escape the underground, and only stayed because of his loyal worshipers down there.

Or like, that one neutral ending. Mettaton takes over and rules in an Orwellian state, imprisoning or 'taking care of' anyone who doesn't worship him.

The only time he ever does anything selfless is regarding Blooky.

At least Alphys and Asgore feel remorse for their actions and recognize that they were wrong. Mettaton's just a monster. And I wouldn't want him any other way.

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>>122256586
He wasn't called ASS GORE for nothing

>>122256514
Anon how do you think I feel.
Im the one voice acting it. Dont feel shy I'm always glad to make you all happy.

>>122256160
Have fun cruising while snoozing anon

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>>122256423
being woshua is suffering
>filename related

>>122255904
I love that pair of dorks so much, help me.

>>122256414
PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME SERIOUSLY

>>122256334
I want to be his personal MTT-brand fucktoy.

>>122256713
From the moan?

It'd be shame if i were to...

POST IT AGAIN.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XUFZiF765l

Yes
Yes
i swallow the gernade
i swallow the gernade for you babbbyyy

>>122256552
>people actually draw Sans acting this way and think, "Yeah, that seems right."

GIVE ME (YOU)'S I CRAVE ATTENTION

>>122256875
have a goodnight (you)

>>122256875
flibbitty floo here's your

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>>122256809
There are many ways in which I relate to Burgerpants.

But above all else, I sincerely wish one of those ways was being Mettaton's sexual-harrassment-victim/fuckslave

>>122256652
Wonder if reporting them works sicne they are just "shitposting trolling"

>>122256414
oh my god

>>122256875
(you)'re a swell person

>>122256719
This is what makes mettaton engaging
His salvation comes from not becoming powerful, not letting him get to be the shitty person his natural instincts lead him to be.

He's interesting on the genocide run though. Imagine some little faggot ghost in a shell being told he has to go into battle with a genocidal murderer. I mean, he's certainly mostly doing it so he still has a shot at getting aboveground and being a star, but if you point his self-centered faggotry in the right direction, good things can come from it

>>122256958
https://41.media.tumblr.com/d2df9ead5e6ad7a6875dd62107f2bfff/tumblr_inline_nvx4fbDgji1rf10vy_1280.png

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>>122256749
Y-yeah.

Can you please do Gasters wing-ding entry?

"ENTRY NUMBER SEVENTEEN

DARK DARKER YET DARKER
THE DARKNESS KEEPS GROWING
THE SHADOWS CUTTING DEEPER
PHOTON READINGS NEGATIVE
THIS NEXT EXPERIMENT
SEEMS
VERY
VERY
INTERESTING
...
WHAT DO YOU TWO THINK?"

>tons of undertale fics blame all murder/murderous feelings on chara being pure evil
>can't even handle reading them because it makes me mad
i'm in too deep

>>122256875
Please note that due to technical issues this (you) is not the real (you). Search within yourself, and find the real thing.

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>>122256719
At least he realized how much of a heel he is in his ending even if it's too little, too late.

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>>122256846
I need more Gaster moans.

I gained a fetish tonight and someone needs to supply my lust. TAKE RESPONSIBILITY, VOICEACTOR ANON.

>>122256846
aaaAAAAAAA

seriously tho, if you're doing more lewd Gaster, could it be somewhat submissive/shy this time?

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>>122256868

It feels like fan artists can only get Papyrus right most of the time. Nobody seems to know what to do with Sans. Like, he can't just be some laid back slacker that occasionally gets serious. They have to make him all blushy and crying and shit.

>>122257009
I used to think that way before the chara narrator theory kicked off.

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Time to post huggable toriel

>>122256959
Eh, I let them have their fun. But it does kind of get roasty toasty shitty posty at times

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>>122255904
>We'll never get to hear Papyrus's Cool Song

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>>122255749
Can you do Papyrus being nervous on his first time?

>using the shitty name "Chara" which is literally just a programming joke
>not going with vastly superior "Fallen Child"

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>>122255626
proper image

>>122257027
He became an even worse heel, arguably.

Crazy dictator Mettaton.

>>122257012
>his (you) is not the real (you)

But if he's not real, then I'm not real too, and you're not real you, we're inside your real you.

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>>122256875
have a gaster (you) faggot

>>122256868

That's the thing about Soriel that doesn't make sense that I actually scoff about when people say "IT COULD BE CANON".

It's very, very out of character, and very, very forced.

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>>122256958
Same.

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>>122257130

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>>122256712

>>122257114
Chara is shorter and easier to use though.

anyone got the mega link for my brother

>>122257223
>can't shorten "Fallen Child" to "FC"

>>122256808
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06ZDxWqHRjK
>>122257042
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ce0ljGMQxL
>>122257035
What have I done

>>122257114
Nigger, there are eight children who fall.

>>122257114
Remember when people used to call them [PLAYERNAME] or some shit like that?

>>122257114
>>using the shitty name "Chara" which is literally just a programming joke
>>not going with vastly superior "Fallen Child"
Fallen Child isn't a name, it's a description.

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I don't even like Soriel, but the people that bleat about it are even worse.

Particularly given that nearly all of their reasons boil down to 'I am attracted to a manlet skeleton/old goat and do not want to be keked by an old goat/manlet skeleton'.

>>122257150
I feel like this confusing sentence perfectly describes a major plot point, but I'm too tired to think hard enough to tell.

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>>122257212

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this is a woshua thread and everything in it is still filthy
even me

why

Did woshuaposting kill asrielfags?

>>122256445
>>122256560
>implying I want them to be happy
It's too late for that. It's determination time.

>>122256895

I tried that, but then someone got some on their chin and I couldn't stop myself from fussing over them

help

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>>122257182

Sometimes I wonder if these artists have even played the game, or if the whole thing is being perpetuated by people who haven't played and don't really get the character at all.

>>122257274
Literally nobody uses that reason.

>>122257009
You wouldn't have run into any with tender Toriel lovin, would you?

>>122257312
oh shit did you just stretch it?

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Is Chara the cutest?

>>122257323
It's too late for you then. Embrace becoming the momfriend, it's fun sometimes.

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>>122257265
I have officially came to your voice. Congrats.

How does that make you feel, straight voice actor anon?

Ask a guy who didn't enjoy Undertale and thinks it's overrated anything.

>>122257373
waifu2x nigga

>>122257182
tumblr doesn't have standards and doesn't berate people for doing retarded self-insert shit
just like k-n

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>>122257295
We're digitally (you)

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>>122257265
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s06ZDxWqHRjK
I DON'T
HAVE ENOUGH WOSHUA FOR THIS

>>122257265
PLEASE MORE SHY GASTER FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

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>>122257274

Jokes on you.

I want to feel Asgore's cock in my ass, breeding me with his royal semen, until it gushes out like a fire hydrant all over mine and his's leg.

>>122257373
it appears they ran it through waifu2x, or whatever its called

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>>122257147
Glory to the king.
That aside, I laugh at all those tumblr RPers who think MTT would be the pinnacle of body positivity and pep talks. He wasn't even happy with his own form and had a sexy new one tailor-made for him.

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>get an urge to replay Illusion of Gaia after finishing Undertale
>this shit
It's following me.

>>122257316
Thank god if so, based Woshua keeping the threads clean of faggotry

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>>122257458

I don't think you can be bred from your butt, anon. At least, I'm pretty sure that's not where babies come from.

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Hold the fuck you. Where are all the Muffetfags at?

>>122257470
>that spoiler
Thank god I've never actually seen someone so stupid, or read anything they wrote.

>>122257406
But why anon
>>122257447
PLZ WOSH MUH SOUL
>>122257456
My god is my voice that good?

>>122257265
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ce0ljGMQxL
oh boy oh boy oh boy

>>122257274
Sorielfags going all out with the shills today.

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Post shitty ms paint burgerpants.

NOW.

>>122257265
Can you do nervous first time Papyrus?

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wosh everything

>>122257547
get in the tub u filthy wretch i hate u

>>122257527
Look at the person who wrote that post, Anon. They're a sentient piece of fecal matter, I'm sure they could produce more little shitpost kids that way.

>>122257547

Hey Voiceanon, I just got here, but have you done any Sans before? Do you think you could?

>>122257547
>But why anon
Nigga I'm a guy and I jerked off to your voice. That's what I'm saying.

>>122257531
>https://www.tumblr.com/search/mettaton/recent
Have fun.

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>>122257601

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>>122257529
They've been woshed from the memepool

>>122257056
Even then they fuck up because they think he's actually Invader Zim "spaghetti xD!!1!" tier.

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>>122257531
>Thank god I've never actually seen someone so stupid, or read anything they wrote.
You have now!

>>122257547
Yeah, but, also it's just that there's literally no submissive Gaster around. EVERYONE represents him as a dominant figure, most of the time.

I'm so thirsty for muh shy skelly ;_;

>>122257027
I mean, that's still to one specific person.

As he said that he probably was having rabbit shopkeeper waterboarded with MTT™brand glitter-water, until she learned to fall in line and love the legs.

Actually, my favorite detail of that ending is that Sans and Papyrus become his agents. I really like that about Sans.

someone draw muffet showing off her thick muff
she's definitely a bushy spider

>>122257547
Your voice is actually really nice.

>>122257625
i believe this is a thumbnail

>>122257629
Is someone ________booby

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>>122257529
putted bug spray in the tub

GET IN

>>122257527
Someone has spent a good night fapping to gay porn videos.

>>122257027
Speaking of, there needs to be more art of Papyrus and Sans as his enforcers/bouncers.

>>122257470
finally someone who agrees

mettaton is shallow as fuck i want him to degrade me verbally before denying me the pleasure i so desperately seek- it must be great to be burgerpants

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post happy goatdad

>>122257710
Spiders have hairs.
These hairs are poisonous spines, and tarantula have been known to blind people by making thick clouds of them in the air.

>>122257529
Muffetfag Red, reporting.
Heading 010, 20k ft.
Spiderlust levels nominal.

>>122257687

He was nice to Shyren too, though.

I think MTT is deep down a very compassionate person who too easily gets blinded by his own vanity and the fame he enjoys.

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I just finished my first and last play-through.

True Pacifist.

How could I ever take that ending away from them?

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>>122257529
Muffet is mediocre tier at best.

>>122257393
Aw, man, now I've got to trade in all my punky shit for floral prints.

>>122257741
http://36.media.tumblr.com/ebbc65ffa4be872aaffd8313e93bf196/tumblr_inline_nx0n0szcbw1qkr5b3_1280.jpg
Your images are unclean, my friend.

>>122257625
>>122257738
It is
https://40.media.tumblr.com/df2082696a3612c2e99639a2348d4f89/tumblr_nxk31z5Dmu1tju2b5o1_1280.jpg

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>>122257791

It's surprisingly easy once you get the ball rolling.

>>122257636
Sans? ehhh I did one earilier with puns Check up a bit in the thread.
>>122257642
BUT WHY DO YOU JACK OFF MY MY VOICE
>>122257686
Ahhh I see!
>>122257723
My dream is to become a voice actor/narrator. So I this makes me really happy to know you guys like my work.

>>122257752
All the art I've seen of them has had them being weirdly happy.

Papyrus was miserable as fuck in that timeline, he missed Undyne and although he didn't know what happened to the people who disappeared, he didn't like it. And Sans wouldn't have been content either.

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tumblr is a kek gold mine

>>122256958
http://i.imgur.com/sHrzmbG.jpg

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>>122257791
>tfw you couldn't save them all.
>tfw you will never see this in game

Even though he has an eternity to find a new woman, I still like to imagine Asgore going the rest of his life without ever getting laid again.

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>>122257738
doesn't matter

get in the tub a scrub a dub dub

>>122257770
get in the tub

>>122257823
>>122257841
don't care get in i add fire

>>122257858
>no notes

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>>122257850
>BUT WHY DO YOU JACK OFF MY MY VOICE
Because it's fucking hot, you idiot.

>>122257881
it matters very much you filthy fucking thumbnail posting piece of garbage
your mother is a harlot and your father has bad breath

>>122257098
Making spaghetti

>>122257791

Well done anon.

Now keep a hold of that feeling. Don't give in to genocide.

unlike the dirty needing to be wosh'd souls in here

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>>122257791
Because there's still someone left to SAVE

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>>122257775
Echo station, 3-TA
We've spotted Lustful Spider on the north ridge.

>>122257771
that just makes her bush hotter

>>122257881
You can't clean us till you clean yourself.

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>>122257782
The fame definitely went to his head, yeah. His diaries imply he was much less shallow before getting his body.

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>>122257529
Right here!

>>122257670
That poster's stupid, but to be fair, I actually do really like the detail of Mettaton's gender. It adds an interesting dimension to his character. The other ghosts are just 'they's, and Mettaton is referred to as a 'they' in ghost form. He did actively make the choice to identify as male, while picking a very feminine body and fashion sense.

I just find it neat, and think it says a lot about Mettaton, that he chose to be an extremely effeminate(and sexy) guy, instead of just a woman.

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>>122257925
>>122257981
do you have an image size that can cleanse the world permanently

>>122257805
I just like Gorey/Tori way more.

>>122257771
>you'll never get pricked by Muffet's spines when she orgasms

>>122257858
>tfw I want to make fun of this, but I'm just as bad at drawing.

fuck. me.

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Riposte for late night DF anons.

Partner.

I don't know how to explain why I've started getting bored. There's no good reason. I'm being more creative. I know how people work, better, and I know how many turns they keep breathing after you smash their throat into a pulp. I know how to knock them unconscious and cut off their limbs and I know how to cause havoc, and scare them. I know how to get Asriel to stop crying, sometimes, and how to keep him in a room when I'm making it into a bloodbath. I'm better and more creative in all ways.

But for some reason, I'm starting to get a little tired, which is why I'm going to see if Solon will accept me and Az. I'm at the gates of his palace. Everyone else is gone. He's going to have nobody but us, soon, after I slaughter his family, too. Then I can relax, me and Asriel can relax, and reap the benefits of our hard work. Of MY hard work.

It's going to be perfect, Partner.

I can't wait. But you can.

See you tomorrow.

Full: http://imgur.com/a/o1u6k

>>122257858
To be fair, the person who drew that has gotta be twelve or something. We were all kids once, right?

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>>122258046
me too anon, we must keep trying atleast

>>122258021
How about
>>122256801

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>>122258004
I mean, wouldn't it go to your head if you had a body like that?

>>122257854
Yeah, that ending has lots of potential to explore. The idea of the bros working for Mettaton and his fabulous dictatorship is interesting. Papyrus is happy about his cool new job, but he misses Undyne and is disquieted about the disappearances. There's reason to believe Sans plays a role in disappearing people - how would Papyrus react if he found out?

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>>122257601

>>122257604
http://vocaroo.com/i/s118zMkiS2AV

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Why do people think Woshua has a dome over the top of his body with a rubber duck inside it when the rubber duck clearly goes over the top of the white line

>>122257926
>Making spaghetti
Which is a metaphor for losing his virginity On his racecarbed.

>>122257858
I can't draw any better

>>122258021
an animated gif of 4000px or greater (in width or height) will fuck with approximately 50% of 4chan users that preload images in place of their thumbnails
in this day and age it mostly only hurts laptop users with 4chan X

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are you cold /utg/?

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IT BUUUURNS USSSS

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Night time is upon us.

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>>122258137

I think the real question is how Mettaton could get Sans to actually do work.

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>>122256719
Mettaton is either neutral evil or chaotic neutral, that's part of his charm. Everyone else in the game is so white-washeed, but Mettaton is unabashedly self-centered and narcissistic and there's absolutely no way to change that about him.
He's so great.

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>>122257529

>>122258208

Eh, they'll probably get less faggy when they're older.

>>122258208
the worst part is that mettaton horse thing is the only well drawn part

>>122258208
NO

THIS IS NOT FABULOUS, DARLING

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>>122258056
your tales are so beautiful
i wonder if modmaker kun has made any progress

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>>122258145
This is too cute, too good. Too pure. Please continue.

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>>122258208
BUUUUURNSSSS

>>122258004
That is the cutest Alphys jesus christ.

If she looked like that in canon I wonder if more people would forgive her?

>>122258006
I agree, but the people who use it as an excuse to scream and cry about others because "muh headcanon is the only canon how dare you" can fuck off.

Also the people who say he wears pink is proof he clearly used to be a girl as opposed to whatever "they" means are retarded. Apparently they've never heard of dandies or macaronis.

Wowie! You guys gave me a run for my money.

before I ..uh

*cough* do that certain request. I would like to do at least 2 flowey requests?

Come on! Whatcha want Flowey to say

>>122258251

Sans actually works very hard.

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>>122258145
Please keep going, that was really cute.

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>>122258205
>tfw no goatbro to keep you warm
>tfw never a goatbro to keep you warm

>toriel will never catch you wearing her socks

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>>122258127
Mettaton is made for worship.

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>>122257771

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>>122258242
The comfiest of hours, and I'm fucking tired and don't want to be on this board rn desu

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>>122258116
>>122258197
not enough fire power

>>122258338
The worst part is the hoof sandals
i dont get it
otherwise its ok

>>122258289
Didn't see anything today, making functional castes is seemingly a massive fucking undertaking, so I wouldn't hold my breath

>>122258137
Also don't forget, skeles in suits.

>>122258251
Mettaton probably just uses Sans for repairs, since Sans is the only other scientist-type in the underground that we know of.

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>>122258004
>mettaton's original body is just a recycled puzzle machine
some friend you are, alphys
lazy lazy lazy

>>122258354
"Hello darkness my old friend."

Also, is it the orgasm request?

>>122258021
I now suddenly want to do the math.

75 pixels is an inch.
63360 inches is a mile.
Earth is 196900000 square miles.

9.356688x10^14px x 9.356688x10^14x will blanket the surface of the Earth.

>>122258354

I want sad flowey

Then i want flowey making fun of us for feeling feels when he was being sad.

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>>122257861
I spent like half an hour trying to get Asriel to leave that patch of flowers and still couldn't get him to leave after I walked all the way there. Don't remind me.

>>122257946
B-But he wouldn't follow me! I don't know how... pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaase nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>122258445
Nah, that's him.

After all, how did he know you knew the rules already?

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>>122258348
Looks like the same person who did this one. I like how the tail looks like a leopard gecko's.

>>122258384
Do you think she would get really flustered if you used her socks to put on a sock puppet show?

>>122258452
Coming right up

Yes...

>>122258463
Oh I love it! I'll get right on it,

>>122258445
that is mettaton, anon

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>>122258461
when will this image be completed
when is the ETA of this image blanketing the planet and consumed all within and leaving no filthy residue behind?

>>122258445
Or maybe she made the Mettaton body first, and seeing how much everyone loved it's appearance, to the point of ordering kits to make themselves rectangular, she thought that she should make future inventions (like the puzzle) look similar.
Rectangles are her aesthetic.

>>122258445
the puzzle machine is mettaton
he shivers if you look at him in that scene on a genocide run

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>>122258494
Cute alphys is best Alphys

>>122258137
There's no way Sans would ever be ok with killing or enslaving innocent monsters, right? I mean, sure he's lazy and creepy, but he's not shown any signs of being a fucking sociopath.

I'd say that he 'works' for Mettaton the same way that he works for Undyne and Asgore, in that he does the absolute bare minimum with no motivation and no true loyalty.

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>>122258251
Wouldn't you?

in all seriousness Sans is honestly pretty morally gray himself, only just barely a good person, and he probably recognizes that the order Mettaton brings is still better than nothing, and knows he could never take over himself

>>122258465

Learn to mod game maker games then you can save him all you want.

You could even fulfill your dirtiest desires.

>>122257796
>Muffet
>mediocre
>posts WORST birdgirl
Leave

>>122258465
There has to be a way, right?
Surely you, with all that determination, great enough to beat two different Gods of Hyperdeath, can find a way to save one little flower.

Right, you idiot?

>>122258205
you draw the best goats

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>>122258548
It would also erase you too woshuafriend, do you really want that?

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>>122258348
I really love it when Alphys is drawn like a regular lizard, with a fat misshapen tail that kind of drags behind her. Leopard Geckos are good for that.
But she's probably just a horny toad.
>dumpy and fat looking
>spiny
>as a defense mechanism, it increases its blood pressure and ruptures blood vessels so it just starts bleeding all over itself in some weird suicidal effort to be left alone

>tfw mic is too shit to even bother with voice acting

>>122258461
>>122258461
Correction.

Pixels is dependent on display type.

Consider the conversion factor pixels/inches to be variable.

>>122258205
God, I want to pelt that goat in the face with a snowball so badly

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>>122258656
if it is the price to make all clean forever permanently

yes

>>122258496
She's a big mama, so her socks would be excellent for a puppet show!
but I'd rather paint one of the clean ones like a ghost and spook her while she bakes pie!

>>122258465
Sometimes you can't save everyone anon. It's time to let go and keep moving forward. Do it for him.

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>>122258656
It's how woshua would want it

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>>122258671

Now I want art of Alphys spontaneously shooting fountains of blood from her eyeballs. Maybe that's her version of weeaboo nosebleeds.

>>122258693
>tfw voice is shit

>>122258578
>There's no way Sans would ever be ok with killing or enslaving innocent monsters, right?
I dunno. Sans would probably be fairly bitter about upset with himself after letting you murder everyone, I could see him being a bit more willing to go along with Mettaton's strict laws. He's basically given up by that point.

He'd still be his same goofy self on the outside about it, but if someone was actually causing problems, he'd make sure they had a bad time.

That being said, as time went on, I could see him being increasingly merciful. Helping people escape, escorting them to hiding in the ruins, that sort of thing, under the guise of 'taking care of them' for Mettaton.

>>122258693
Give us a sample.

>>122258671
Same. Lizards especially geckos are awesome and I wish more art captured that.

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>>122258576
Fucking Alphys.
After all those unforgivable crimes against nature, and then no one punishes her for it all?
I want to see Alphys finally forgive herself for her mistakes, and move on to be happily married to her one true love; the fish wife who will always accept and support her no matter what. Don't tell the other Anons, though; feeling anything but hate and spite towards her is against the rules.

>>122258693
>tfw too anxious to post voice on anonymous picture website owned by a asian moot

>>122258702
But he's just minding his own business drinking some hot chocolate. Could you really live with yourself if you made him fall over and spill it all over himself? He would probably start crying

>>122258354
Lost my headphones and its late at night sadly, but I'd still like to hear that voice of yours sometime, otherwise I wouldn't be stockpiling vocaroos.

Have a good night anon

>>122258882
I understand. My voice wouldn't match anyone, anyways.

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>>122258496
>I can own all the socks I want, I am a grown monster
>why are you in my sock drawer anyway?

>>122258873
I'll probably write a cute fic about the two when I'm not fucking tired. I love writing cute.

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Show me your papes /utg/

I require more for no particular reason.