/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

me above everything else

Anime is trash

4th for traps aren't gay

Gamers2 more like shitters2 rofl

Ez skines

5th for autosniper

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Anime above everything else.

>>122205391
>>122205396
>>122205467
>>122205521
>>122205525
You 5 (five) should make a team.

NIP vs VP

bet or skip?

>>122205587

vp

>>122205467
Fuck off, you retard. Traps are guys in dresses trying to fool people, hence the term "trap". A trap is not the same thing as a shemale.

>>122205581
check my 8 and stop posting kiddo

>>122205587
nip

>>122205581
thanks for the (You)

>>122205624
>>122205662
both teams are pure rng

>>122205717
Flip a coin to pick then.

Reminder to vote for CS:GO, Olofmeister and Fnatic at The Game Awards senpai:
http://thegameawards.com/nominees/

>>122205587
Look at NiP's recent history on Mirage.
Now look at match-up history between the two teams.
What do you think the state of NiP is at the moment?
Does VP/NiP need this win? One of them do.
Do NiP care about winning matches at the moment?

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>>122205648
v spicy

>>122205859
no is not

>3 gorillon dollars major
>less viewers than VP vs. G2 online BO1
Is Dota the most pathetic game of all time?

tfw pronax stickers go down 10 cents and you just bought 60 of them the night before

alri lads, can anyone recommend me a decent £30-100 $50-100 mouse for CS:GO la? I was thinking maybe the Logitech MX Master

AIZY WHAT A BEAST

Oh fuck off aizy

>>122205812
What the fuck have TSM (in any e-sport) achieved to get nominated also
>Optic Gaming
>CoD
>RNGstone

>>122206148
I like my Sensei RAW. JW uses the same mouse.

>>122206269
>people think hearthstone is rng
>everyone knew ostkaka was gonna win
>not betting and winning easy money

>>122206285
I need something for somebody with huge hands fa͏m, I have a G300S and it's giving me strain when I use it.

>Tfw You will never win a knife

>>122205812
>have to vote using twitter or facebook

what will my normie friends think of me..

lmao VP is so fucking bad

>>122206402
>you will never get chosen for a cobblecase opening after a game
>you will never make the chat spam go crazy after faceit open your dragon lore

>>122206348
senpai you're talking like I know something about this game
all I know is that it is a fucking card game hence RNG
No but seriously, why are people watching other people playing virtual cards?

fuck g2

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aizy is fucking insane, he just saved my skins
he's our guy right?

>>122206508
because it's made by blizzard

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>>122206519
>not betting on our smug rain

>>122206642
that's sadly true

>Black DDK: Yesterday "StopRacismPlease won"
>Lewis: Rahim, of course?

>all in nip

come at me desu

>>122206798
>>122206842
its mirage, NiP with a 1/6 W/L on that map in the last 3 months and VP with a 13/4 W/L - RIP your skins

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>>122205396

>>122206798
>>122206842
VP won the last 5 times they faced each other and 16-7'd NiP last time on Mirage.

Latest Mirage results from NiP

NiP (8) mousesports (16)

NiP (12) SK (16)

NiP (16) Liquid (11)

NiP (10) EnVyUs (16)

NiP (13) fnatic (16)

NiP (8) TSM (16)

NiP (7) Virtus.pro (16)

NiP (14) fnatic (16)

NiP (13) TSM (16)

NiP (10) FlipSid3 (16)

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You now remember Sunde.

>>122207040
Thanks Thorin for this in-depth analysis

>>122207040
thanks thor but you arent always right, today is the day

>>122207104
Litteraly who?

>>122207279
hello reddit

>>122206990
>>122207040
>Fnatic will rape the Luminosity

>>122207397
>not knowing litteral whos makes you reddit
lmao

>>122206402
Send steam. Ill drop you a starter.

>>122207509
>being a retard

rfol

>dennis
>good

>>122207629
>i'm better than you, I have a better knowledge of people playing video games
:)

>>122207939
That's correct.

>go into surf servers
>spend 10 minutes not even getting past first ramp
>it was because i was pressing w

just

>>122208364
hahahahahah retard

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>>122208132
>"Hey anon, what's your hobby?"
>"I like to learn about the history of people playing virtual games"

>>122208565
you mad nerd

>>122208468
stop laughing at me anon

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>>122208657
>nerd

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>>122208657
>mad

>>122208730
>>122208813
spotted the mad nerds

>>122208813
fuck off anon you're not me

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>>122208887
>you're not me

>>122208951
>>--using meme arrows--|>
>>122208865
you're the one mad in the first place

>>122208667
ok =)

>>122209106
Xd

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>>122209168
=Me RightNow (no space)

>redditors calling redditors redditors
neck u are selfs

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>>122209467
>redditors

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>>122209467
>neck u are selfs

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>>122209614
>posting fedora pictures

>>122209614
where did u find that picture of me

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>>122209614

Renegades or CLG

>Obvious guy on the left of the screen
>Thanks to 4:3 byali don't see him

VP gained 20% odds in like 15min. Fuck you, reddit.

>nV is already qualified
>they have a stand-in
Why do they have such high odds?

>>122210729
They had 75% odds like 30min ago.

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Ultimate Cringe list - CSGO Version
> Inspecting the weapon
> Switching to the knife every single second
> Having anime stickers on any gun
> Having guns renamed
> Having an avatar or nickname of a professional player
> Having added to your nick any csgo casino websites (pepe | CSOGJACKPOTDOTCOM)
> Having your profile "signed" by someone or writing "sign my profile" into other steam profiles

What else f a m?

>>122210990
>posting frog pictures

james and ddk are the best casting duo

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>>122210990
>Cringe

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>>122210990
>cringe
>facebook frog

>>122210990
good list senpai

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>>122210990

Who is Delpan?

>play with delpan
>win

uhh?

mr nigga? mr nigga nigga?

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>>122211780

NiP actually won. WTF VP. NiP had nothing to play for..

>bought a new mouse
how many matches am i going to lose before i get used to it

>>122211876
glad to see the series is as meme as ever

>>122211150
>>122211367
>>122211451
baited for this exact response :^)

>>122206990
>>122207040
Another victory for factual analysis

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>he betted against reddit in payamas

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>he betted on Virtus.Throw

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>>122212105

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>>122207040
>>122206990
NiP Delpan confirmed.

how do i make op awps stop ruining my every game???

>>122212191
play cod

>>122212248
that's actually worse tbwh famas
all online FPS have an OP sniper except the one true FPS Planetside 2

>play casual
>filled with nigger loving p90 users

>>122212559
>he doesn't play with all the weapons in the games
uhhh gotards????

>virtus throw losing 3 games in a row

lmao

>no kenis

what happened goturds?

>>122213085
kenis died in a car crash

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>>122213191
eggselent

>>122213447
nys
>>122211451

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>i dislike black ddk and white black ddk

>>122213560
dont make me fucking use a fedora image

>>122213191
they're trying to find an awper who doesn't whiff all the time

*yay* i made it to master league again !!!

too bad i'll never have the motivation to grind faceit enough to have a shot at FPL

>>122213789
>kenis is a bad awper
lmao we're in october not in april
also kenis broke his mouse yesterday during his stream so that's probably why he isn't playing

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>>122214139
>*yay*
>!!!

Top 10 CSGO professional aesthetics
>10. pronax
>9. shox
>8. SZPERO
>7. Semphis
>6. Sean
>5. device
>4. jkaem
>3. schneider
>2. NBK-
>1. SmithZZ
>0. Dosia (rank 0 due to having transcended)

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>>122214417

>>122214553
whats he dirnking

NiP or Fnatic?

>>122214804
Fnatic semen

>>122214804
NA and NiP fans tears

>>122214804
Anime

>papa memeceps standing in fire until 9hp

le fug? kappa

>>122215472
>no ToggleS no win

Is white black ddk autistic? (serious replies only)

FNATIC OR NIP


QUICK ITS ABOUT TO END

>>122215679
nip u dumb doodle

>>122215679
ICB NiP, it's Train. And Enjoy the match.

>>122215679
Friberg got his aimkey working again, you decide.

>>122215679
lol (laugh out loud)

>yfw dennis goes fucking ham

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>>122215679
LETS GO

>>122214417
>pronax topping from the bottom

u-uh okay marcus, please be gentle

>>122216176
give me something if you win

Dragon or Tigers?

>>122216162
face: =(
reason: i like jw and i think he is the one fucking

thank you for reading

>play dust2
>game is ruined by op awp
>play mirage
>game is ruined by op awp
>play inferno
>game is ruined by op awp
>play overpass
>game is ruined by op awp
>play cache
>game is ruined by op awp
>play train
>game is ruined by op awp
>play cobblestone
>game is ruined by op awp

Nice fucking game.

>>122216507
In the year two thousand and fifteen JW is a fat ass no-good AWPer. He will go head-to-head with entry-frag Friberg in this match for most useless award.

>>122216597
Don't forget nuke :^)

>>122210990
>not checking obvious spots
>peeking with a nade out
>buying MAC-10
>opening cases and expecting to get anything good
>playing like an idiot and then saying "hurr I'm throwing xD"
>shittalking after every single kill (bonus points if they say "umad? xD" after you call them on being annoying)

>>122216626
meme-explanation:
-dennis fucks ham
-jw is ham

>the kek culture

>>122216674
>playing with animu memesters (aka cheaters)

XDDD

Why didn't Friberg shot at JW?

it seems to be our boy has been playing much better now after dennis joined

>>122216786
>buying MAC-10

nigga mac 10 is the best second round gun

>>122216870
who said that? kek

>>122217052
UMP, MP7, and MP9 are all better SMGs. UMP is usually what I get second round, MP9 if I have enough money. MAC-10 is trash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ultf5vySUoE

;_;

>>122216674
>cheating/playing with cheaters to get to LEM
>LEM at over 150 wins


holy shit kys

>>122207279
sup yeti

>can't remember last time I masturbated
>not sure if I do it now I'll have a good orgasm or a shit one

>>122217904
Depends on how long your build-up is.

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IRL CS going on right now in Paris

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Why is mocking Dosia ("sex god" etc.) allowed here, as compared to lets say mocking JW?

I don't get this. If someone mocks JW here like it is done on Twitch chat all the time (you know how) then he is rightfully downvoted and the post gets deleted quickly, but mocking Dosia because of how he looks seems to be perfectly fine?
Is there something I am missing or is this just double standards deluxe?

>>122218227
wtf are u on about

>>122218227
"sex god" is a reddit/hltv thing, it's literally never mentioned here.

>>122218272
>>122218302
el o el
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/3sov4c/why_is_mocking_dosia_sex_god_etc_allowed_here_as/

>jw referencing s1mple's new shenanigans

absolutely based

#news1mple

>>122218407
>>122218807
?

KennyS is kill.
RIP.

>Everyone on my team is playing soloq
>Enemy team is full premade tryhard clanfags

Epic game valve

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>>122218882
He raged in a game where another player afk'd causing him to lose then ask for himself to be reported for raging. What a player

if dubs phantomlord beats his gf

>>122218923
nah he doesn't live in Paris
Happy does

>>122219149
It seems that he is trying to get better

>>122218976
>waaa I have no friends

>>122218976
>play against a 5 stack all with same clan tag
>4 of them are on lan with 5 ping
>lan breaks and it's 1+4bots vs 5

thanks for the ezwin

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>he betted fagnatic

>>122219769
>bo1 after a roster change

you're only realising that fnatic was a bad bet now?

fnatic are top5 at best without pronax

>>122219964
>you're only realising that fnatic was a bad bet now?
Where was this implied?

>>122218923
That's what you get for not playing hostage maps on comp.

Should I bet on Tiger or Dragon?

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>>122216176

>>122216176
YOU DID IT! YOU DON'T HAVE TO KILL YOURSELF!

>>122216176
You're gonna win imo

>>122220228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ozy6uPW463o

>2k hours only playing Dust 2
>Tfw got Supreme yesterday

>>122220551

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXu80NLjv9g

thank mr friberg

>>122220082
cs_paris when?

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>mfw global tryhards always get mad as fuck when I start griefing if we lose first three rounds

why bother trying lmao, MM players are retarded as fuck

>looking at lounge for matches earlier
>saw NiP match on train, a map that fnatic doesn't play
>threw a few shitty skins on NiP because bo1
Nice

>tfw wanna fuck pansy in both holes
My standards are complete shit

>>122221439
>both holes

bruh...

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>>122218206
Fuck, man. Hostages taken at a EODM concert.

>>122217205
based silver

>>122221110
Post yfw nobody bit this weak-ass bait

>>122221935
>silver
DMG actually. MAC-10 does fuckall damage.

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>>122222740
>DMG actually

>>122218206
WHERE ARE THE GIGN

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>>122218206

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>>122222740
>DMG

>>122218206
>>122223289
RIP in Peace KennyS.

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>>>/pol/55581283

did kenis die?

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>when you stack MM with friends

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???

>>122224340

What?

>>122224478
look at the ranks and then look at the score

>>122224564

>matchmaking ranks

Also you're playing nuke which is infested with boosters and cheaters ever since it got kicked of active duty maps.

>>122212053
nope not even close lmao :-)

>>122224827
Refugees welcome :^D

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>using the senpai ass

>>1222277524
>Why am I even here
>Vincent didn't give me awp
>My feet hurt
>I wish these Ts would stop force buying

Anyone up for mm? I'm LE, I'm looking for DMG-LEM

steamcommunity.com/id/orpheous18

>>122228132
meant for

>>122227752

>>122228140
forgot to say, eu regions.

>>122227752
>using the stock FAMAS skine

>>122227752
the famas is pretty sexy

>>122227752

>famas
>no helmet
>no nades

typical French force buys, I bet he has a CZ on him

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>>122228385

Paris level when?

cs_bataclan please

>>122229116

It's gonna happen.

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Play GIGN maps today:

Cobblestone
Italy
Cache
Shoots
Sugarcane
Stmarc

>>122229271
mfw I get to fight for freedom in csgo today. Bring it on sand people.

>>122227752
smart guy not buying helm when ts are on buy

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heh

>kennys nowhere to be seen
>suddenly people in france die
nigga broke his mouse so he has to train his awping skills irl

>>122230478

neck yourself you unfunny git

>>122230693
stfu nbk

>>122230693
woof

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HOLY SHIT

>>122230947
Link thread?

>>122230947
Link

>>122230947

dammit isis you could've rid us of this nip

>>122231042
>>>/qa/342422

>>122230947

>outlaws wwe threads from /sp/
>people immediately want him dead

wwe fans everyone

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lmao

>>122231525
>bragging about casual

>rl csgo
what a time

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Anyone wanna play some de_marquis with me? :3c

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>/csgog/ will blame semmler for these attacks

baka family

>>122231525
holy shit, so much clutter, so l33t.

why don't you add cl_showfps while you're at it?

>drop a 100+ bomb
>lose to famas
i swear to god these teammates

>>122232946
kek

>>122232926
been playing like this for years son but the damage thing is new

>>122233617

based retard

>>122233617
>kenis would have clutched it with his AWP

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>>122233617
>chock

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>>122233617

>>122233673
?

>>122233713
I kek'd so hard

guys, pls, we didn 't even know if it was muslim yet, it could be white people :(

>>122234019
yeah and also iran could be japanese

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fucking terrorists making my waifu cry

>>122234019
Nah man, there was a lot of reports of "Allah Akbar" on site

>>122234250
Amb france is your waifu?

>play as ct
>t goes and murder all the hostages
>doesn't get kicked

):<

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;_;

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>>122232946
Based anon.

>>122234250
am I the only one that thinks miss harvey would be hotter if she had a nice fat cock? preferably uncut

>>122234684
Did you play as GIGN?

>>122235031
Not looking like a burn victim would help.

>drop 60 bomb on dm
>win a faceit match on one of my worst maps
>win a dota game carrying my team
today was a good day farn

>>122235273
>>122235031
kys tbch

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Is this guy a shitskin?

>>122236012
The solution is to murder the moslims race war now

>>122236224
>race war now
>>>/pol/

tired of those fucking T sided maps desu

>>122236290
>being offended on the internet

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de_paris t sided as fuck

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>>122236435
>he thinks i'm offended

>drop 148 bomb
>still lose
Gotards?

>>122236549
>implying

cts won m8

>>122236741

Ts won but they're fucked next round cause they killed all the hostages

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i knew i should bet ISIS

>>122237876
was it really only 4 people?

>guy throws the bomb onto site "becasue theyll look there xD"
>we lose becasue the bomb is on site and we cant rotate
>he keeps doing it

is this a new meme or something?

he had a cia profile pic and was in a 4chan steam group and was a fucking autist

>>122237876
wheres that 4 from

>>122237876
Tbh senpai

>>122237946
the cia is trying to get you bro

>>122236290
Oh sorry i forgot to say i am a member of a race of peace

>>122237945
5 got killed
We don't really know if there's more terrorist

>>122237946
What cia pic? I want it for my smurf with a cia name

https://youtu.be/RsE2sQKtHyI?t=43
Telltale signs of autism, right?

>>122238793
Caring this much is indeed a sign of autism

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HOLY FUCK. NOT EVEN 100 HOURS IN AND ALREADY MADE A KNIFE. $100 baby here i come. jesus fucking christ im so hype
im sorry for bragging but im just so excited

>>122238793
he is one weird motherfucker

he also regularly goes to church, just fucked up tbqh

>>122239616
chillout and stop opening boxes now when you are still somewhat on the positive

>>122239616
how much in total did you invest in cases?

>>122239809
i plan on selling it actually
easy places to sell it? is opskins good? i actually want to get a graphics card.
>>122239963
this was like my 5th or 6th case. all others were blue and purple. paid 15 dollars for the game. so like 70-80 ish dollar profit, right?

>>122240019
opskins is good. I never sold anything on there but I bought some skins for like $100 from them and everything worked without any problems so far.
the only downside is that you have to send them copies of your ID and shit so that you get varified.

and dont expect to get payed out 100% of the market price

its like 70-80% at best

>>122240019
>is opskins good?
yea its fine if you want to get real muni

another way is if your country has some local facebook group, people often use those for selling skins for real money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=060tL986SKc

who the fucc up

>>122240143
>>122240154
ok. thanks guys.

yo any you got mad tinnitus?
i cant sleep...

>>122240781
Ye. Had it since I was 14.

>>122240781
had it after my ear pro failed and kept shooting like an idiot

>>122240781
i get it sometimes and its crazy loud, but other times its silent.

>>122238793
he's just a fucking weird dude

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is that kennys on bottom right? looks like him desu senpai

>>122240781
I have it sometimes but I only really hear it in the mine when it's quiet as shit sometimes

>>122241835
he couldn't play today because the police needed his awping to kill the terrorists
it all makes sense now

rip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt3twByrepg

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>>122242310
who takes their time to make a pile of steaming shit that is this video tbqhwyf

So I've came back to CS after 7 months and I feel like a newborn. I shake like I've got parkinsons when I shoot and in general I'm a fucking mess. I managed to go up from gold nova master to master guardian 2 but that's only because of dumb luck and the occasional game where I don't have my head in my ass.

I've pretty much forgotten how to play any map except Inferno, anyone got any vids / whatever that could help me out?

>>122244398
this is a "no play day" dont play violent games to show you stand with #paris

>play cs
>majority of terrorists in the game are muslim

>still defend muslims
rofl

dear mudslimes
neck yourself

>>122244210
Do it for the memes

my g400s just died :(

literally the worst thing in the world happens to me today

How the fuck is this possible
>Peek doors
>Guy is moving
>Shoots
>Never stops moving
>hits me with awp dead accurate every time

What the fuck is this shit

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If you could go back in time and kill the faggot who created dust2, would you?

>MG2
>This guy in my team
>1.7k hours
>Thousansd of $ worth of inventory
>Can't play for shit
>Absolutely no game sense
>Can't aim at all
>Plays as if he uses a controller

I seriously don't understand

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>>122247049
stopped reading at MG2

>>122247049
I just abandoned a match with some mg2s
>supreme
>high
>play with them because why not
>they don't talk
>they bait me all the time
>they have no game sense
>one of them was a global smurf
I quit that shit as soon as possible

I am getting shit fps today
Has there been any new updates?

>>122248443
your computer is booty

i got i7 + 570 and i get 200 frames

a fucking 570 lol

goml

>>122248715
calm down. I was 200+ yesterday, but now it is like around 150

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>guy tries to attention whore
>only person that favs and retweets is a bot

...

>>122248715
I got an i3 + 650 and I get all the frames

>>122249362
many tweets don't get anything

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>>122218923
RIP Kenny "3 kills in finals, no survival" Schrub

>>122249362
how the fuck does your hair feel like spider webs

that doesnt even make cents

>>122249516
he has over 100 followers

>ask if anyone else is pretending that the game is in paris today
>get kicked
Kek

>>122249737
silver? you dont get kicked in the higher ranks for funny jokes

Great, another game another hacker.

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>rage quit the game for a week because my friends and I keep getting draws
>get invited by friends to play again
>game ends in a draw

This game hates me.

>want to play cs with my bf
>his computer spergs out and doesn't let him play and we get matched with a horrible team
;_____;

>>122251260
>being a fag

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>>122240303

>>122251045
at least you're getting draws

out of the 10 recent matches with my friends, we lost 8 of them and only one win, the other ended up in a tie.


Well, at least no one was raging mad and everyone was just having fun.

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>tfw you acidentally fucked up a trade and traded a 200 dollar knife for a 115 dollar knife.
>And it's not even mine.

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>>122251397
>Well, at least no one was raging mad and everyone was just having fun.

>mfw the second guy in the team was raging on the 5th guy the entire game.

>super into ultra
gen would be a meme character if he wasnt ass

>>122246821
>shooting at a guy very far away
>he is just mashing mouse 1 with his five seven while literally never stopping his movement
>hits me in the head with every bullet
i wish i knew how this happens
fuck i never even see other people have this happen to them at the ranges it happens to me at
why is my head seemingly a literal magnet for bullets? any time i peek and don't get the instant kill i am instantly killed myself by seemingly insane fucking shots.
i can't even begin the count how often ive been running or jumping one shot. a few weeks ago i remember some guy was bhopping around with his pistol out, and as i came around the corner he flying one shot me from quite far away.
why why why why
what am if uckign doing wrong?
what am i fucking doing wrong?
what am i fuckign doing wrong?
what am i fucking doing wrong?

>>122249362
>hasn't washed his hair for around 24 hours
meanwhile i frequently go two weeks without bathing or leaving my room unless i am called out by my parents or using the restroom/getting food

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>playing Cobble
>some salty dude on our team asks for a 1v1
>go why not
>I decide to bet Cerberus FN, he bets Hyperbeast M4 BS
>we do BO1, he says his cousin is supposed to be recording for YT
>I join, he complains about people who triggerbot and hit
>beat him, but the cousin timed out halfway through so we agree to BO3
>cousin times out again
>I say I'll play one more, if he times out again bad luck
>add his cousin, because salty guy wasn't doing anything
>he says just a min, we start up
>salty guy was shit before, now he's doing really good, knows what bombsite I go to, where I'm looking at, etc.
>inv friend to spectate and talk on skype
>friend says salty's ghosting
>I get friend to ghost for me, because it was really obvious at this point
>cousin ends up leaving, tell friend to leave
>kick salty guy's ass til end of the match
>ask him about the Hyperbeast, he unfriends and blocks me
>still have cousin added, he hasn't responded to my questions
>2 hrs of this shit
not even mad

>>122252007
>1v1
ok so you went into an aim map?
>knows what bombsite I go to, where I'm looking at
what
did you actually 1v1 with bomb and all that shit
thats so dumb

>>122249362
Never had this problem because I'm bald.

>>122252115
yes, we did
two rounds of olofpass, one of inferno, one of cobble

if we went on an aim map he wouldn't have been able to ghost :^)

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>>122252162
>tfw shaving your head and feeling the cool breeze running over your smooth scalp
FUCK it's so good. I hate feeling whats left of my hair sticking out when I rub my head, though.
Are you bald because of genetics or do you shave your head?
If it's genetics, does the feeling of the wind start feeling so fucking good after a while?
If you shave your head, what do you recommend I do to get rid of all of the hair so I can also feel how smooth my head is? Ideally I would like my head to look like the picture I have attached to this post. Is this impossible for a frail white guy such as myself?
Thank you for reading this.