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Little Horny Edition

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>109 Patch
Adds new content, breaks old content, buffs and nerfs items.
Patch notes never

Azazel nerf is BUGGED, supposedly. 9mb patch MAY have fixed this.

>General Information
http://bindingofisaac.com/

FAQ:
>What does "item" do?
http://platinumgod.co.uk/rebirth
http://bindingofisaacrebirth.gamepedia.com/Binding_of_Isaac:_Rebirth_Wiki

>What's that cum that people are using?
https://github.com/networkMe/missinghud2

>What is "thing" on the post-it note?
Top row: Mom's Heart/It Lives, Isaac, Boss Rush
Middle row: Satan, ???, The Lamb
Bottom row: Mega Satan, Greed Mode, Hush

>What is Hush/Blue Womb?
New boss in a new area that opens when you beat Mom's Heart before the 30th minute.

>How to unlock The Lost?
Please note that the seeds are from Rebirth, and don't work in Afterbirth anymore.
1. Isaac must die to a Mulliboom in one of the Basement floors. Mulliboom seed: 6028 LLMK (Go into the large room above the starting room. You can easily die from full health in here to them.) Or if not: JTMD EZPF (one is directly below - Normal difficulty)

2. Magdalene must die to her own bomb in one of the Caves floors. (Pyro Seed: ALFA 0NTZ)

3. Judas must die to Mom's Foot as Judas in one of the Depths or Necropolis floors. Good Seed: 8LDE 8XDX (Wait on using the Joker till the 3rd floor and avoid the devil rooms and you'll get the sacred heart. You also get the Sad Onion on the first floor.

4. Azazel must die to Satan in Sheol (his blood/laser form or hooves, NOT leeches or The Fallen). You must NOT use a seed.
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First for new item
>Beginner's luck
quote
>So the last shall be first
You gain up to 1.5 stats up in damage , speed and range based on how many bombs , money , keys you have
>99 coins = 0 damage up
>0 coins = 1.5 damage up
>99 bombs = 0 range up
>0 bombs = 1.5 damage up
>99 keys = 0 speed up
>0 keys = 1.5 speed up
opinions?
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second for blue baby is a shit character
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>>121997363
i had to break greed mode with maggy and then use the ankh to get his fucking item
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third for where are the updated seeds to unlock Lost?
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Go do Eve's shit before Edmund "fixes" her.

https://twitter.com/edmundmcmillen/status/664208121057841152
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>>121997571
>https://twitter.com/edmundmcmillen/status/664208121057841152
It will be the razor blade patch, I bet.
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>>121997363
>cain gets buffed
>maggy and him stay shit
why eggmilk
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nth for JUDAS BEST CHARACTER
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What happens if you go into the red chest after Hush?
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ALL THREAD

EVERY THREAD
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hnggh
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>>121998564
>2 charges box
take brim
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>>121998564

>Pirating
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>>121998564
>he doesn't know about diagonals
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>>121998690
Not pirating, I'm just modding my steak.

>>121998703
I do know, it's just a hard choice.
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>>121998690
>paying for a digital game and a bug-ridden DLC
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>>121996651
It's not about him being hard. It's about him taking fucking 4ever to kill
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>Start Judas run to beat Mega Satan finally
>First floor Mom's Knife in treasure room
>Next floor get Lil' Brimstone in treasure room
Something isn't right here, is the game trying to let me have fun?
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>>121998772
they arent asking too much for it m8
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>tfw literally just beat both Hush and Mega Satan with the lost

Fuuuuuuucking hell, time to actually play this expansion
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wat do
(sorry for the baby it was an accident)
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>>122000373
forgot the pic
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I'm a retard, I've been going through the characters one by one to get all their Hard mode bosses done but I've just realised I went the wrong way. I'm left with Samson, Azazel, Lazarus and the Lost. I should have done the boring characters first, now I can't bring myself to play them.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/themoddingofisaac/comments/3s19tp/spoilersmegathread_everything_found_in_afterbirth/

Ayy lmao
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>>121997345
I rike it, but keys and bombs should be backwards, not having to use them in order to get better stats
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>>122001086
Not the guy who posted it but you don't seem to understand the intent of the item. You're saying having 99 keys and bombs should give higher stats, but it's called "Beginner's Luck". Think about it for a second.
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>>122001312
I know your original idea, but think of the effects first and the name and concept second you retard. Your item doesn't promote any unique playstyles, it's practically a stats up.
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>>122001026
>picking up items kills him
I really hope thats just a bug and not intended
I don't want another no-fun-allowed character like the lost
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Show your The Lost progression !
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>>122001459

Forgot picture
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How the fuck do I get to Mega Satan with the Lost? Not taking Devil Rooms makes it seem inpossible.
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>needing satan's help to kill satan
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>>122001425
It's probably a bug because the character isn't fucking complete yet

Just like the rest of Afterbirth

>>122001459
I need a Mega Stan, Ultra Greed and Hush kill. Unlocked Godhead in Rebirth so I didn't have to deal with bullshit

At this rate I'm waiting for Afterbirth to actually be complete before having fun again
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when is patch
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>>122001459
Edmund fucked up my post-it note, but I got godhead like a year ago and killed ultra greed. Still need hush and mega stan, will probably wait until he starts with holy mantle
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A friendly reminder that plebbitors caused the nerfs to happen.
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>>122001459
>tfw got Greed mode done with the Lost the day before he nerfed reroll machines
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>>122002039
>implying greed mode isn't easy as fuck
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>>122002213
>4-charge box of pregnancy
>azazel being shit
>glass cannon being shit
>IV bag removed
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>>122002213
The issue is Edmund's trying to balance the game around Greed Mode

Which retroactively ruins the core game which has a lot more substance and is better-thought out than Greed Mode was
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>>122001425
That's probably just the item pick-up action making the game realize you have no health and should be dead.
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>>122002039
When I voted for harder Greed Mode, I expected Ed and his spic buddy to make Greed Mode harder, not nerf the shit out of some items.
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>want to unlock maw of the void
>azazel is unusable shit right now

ayyyyy
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>>122001459
only need hard mode hush, mega satan, and greed mode

had RPG prior to afterbirth.
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>>122002496
Ahem, did he not write "I will only nerf items and fuck you"
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>>122001646
git lucky
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>>122001459
Fuck edmund and fuck his steak.
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>>122003279
Shh slowly, you dont want it to go in one bite
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Is serpent's kiss one of the best items in the game, or is this just because I also had the mitre?
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>>122003414
I can't go that fast when this achievement is still broken.
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>>122003459
post your face when he fixes the bug but it requires you to defeat one of the new bosses on hard mode again.
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>>122001459
If only I wasn't so shit. I'll never be able to do this.
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There's some really weird interactions with the short cutter in the blue womb and the entrance to it.

>place blue hole in the room at the start
>go into the shop
>come out
>not there
>place orange hole
>warp between two different versions of the same room
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>>122003525
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>>122003525
>mfw I'll just cheat it because I got it legit in the first place
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>>122003657
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>>122003812
I'm sorry senpai am I eating the steak too slowly?
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help
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>>122003812
->
>>122003525
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>>122004305
exit'n'cont
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>>122002315
The only thing I truly don't like is being forced to use different characters multiple times to fill the donation machine. FUCK YOU ED I DON'T WANT TO USE LAZARUS.
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They really should change the way Chaos works.
I just picked it up on Basement XL and so far I've seen 5 breakfast.
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>You can't get more than 3 pretty flies
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>>122006557
Unsurprisingly, Chaos is a shitty half-assed item with poor implementation.
It doesn't actually randomize the item pools, it just transforms them into different pools.
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>>122007014
I thought Chaos was supposed to merge all the item pools into one.
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>>121997223
Is the Hush supposed to be harder than mega satan?

Because I rekt that skrub so hard and am feeling pretty good about myself.
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>>122007014
so far I've gotten sacred heart once and godhead twice because of chaos, so as far as I'm concerned it's the best item in the game
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>>122007178
Hush and Ultra Greed have Health Scaling that applies so you can't one-shot them no matter how retardedly powerful you are.
All it does is make them tedious as fuck, especially if you have orbitals and/or The Soul to make the fight even easier.
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>>122007014
>implying
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>>122007140
Technically it makes every item pick from a random item pool. The pools are still existent and separate.
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>>122007014
Update, I just found another 5 Breakfast, 3 of them being in the Chest.
Fuck this item on non-breaking runs.
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>>122007354
also, rerolling an item from a pool gives you an item from the same pool
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>>122007296
I do like the idea of scaling health to some degree, however I disagree with it's current implementation. Hush and ultra greed feel like gigantic bullet sponges that take way too long to fight and it makes your efforts to get a "good/overpowered" run completely futile. It also really hurt builds that have slower attack speeds such as dr fetus or monstros lung.

So in short some health scaling isn't a bad thing but right now it's way overtuned.
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Daily reminder the monty hall problem can be applied to a lot of situations in Isaac
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>>122007530
>3 doors
>one of them contains fun
>the two others contain $100 steaks
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>>122007530
Such as?
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>Post yfw finding brimstone for the first time ever.I'm talking way back Vanilla Isaac times.
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welp, here we go
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>>122007996
i barely remember what face i was making since the run was over instants after i picked the item up
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Any cleaner image of this?
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>play as lazarus
>decide to yolo suicide first floor
>caves 2
>still not a single fucking hp up or soul heart
>this in item room
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>>122008519
R imo
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>>122008432
What do you mean, cleaner? That's as clean as it gets, at least compared to the wiki page:
http://bindingofisaacrebirth.gamepedia.com/Completion_Mark

That one's also missing the "all hard mode marks" rewards, but those are just babies so who cares.
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>Hop onto Isaac
>Decide to mess around on greed run
>Knock out both Cain and Eden with minimal effort
>Might as well try for Judas!
>-18

My eyesight reminds me of boiling water. I'm not longer Internally screaming, I am internally screeching. Eternally Screeching. Holy fuck I hate you Edmund McShillen.

It doesn't help that every single time It always put me up against dual bloats, and if I don't get one to kill the other by accident they usually kill me by hitting me with a brimstone I cant see coming cause they're fucking off-screen.

Goddamn I am livid. I wish I had an image to properly display my level of internal rage but I don't, so this will have to do.
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>>122007996
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>>122008002
please make it stop
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>>122008716
Dude wtf, Judas is my second fav character in Greed Mode, what the kek is wrong with you.
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>>122008716
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>>122008519
>depths 1 still no soul hearts or hp ups
>step on a spike
out of all the things that could've killed me

>>122008606
I had decent damage so I figured I would continue as far as I could
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>>122008939

Not saying Judas is flawed Objectively cause his Book is helpful for closing the damage gap on the first stage. But holy christ its mainly getting hit by shit I can't see on the screen that bugs the hell out of me. Maybe its just Bloat as a whole.

>>122009085
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>>122009154
It's fine mang, Lazarus is trash. Worse Judas after death and worse Isaac without D6 before.
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>>122009245
You should have a bazillion of soul hearts covering your sorry ass at that point.
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So I put off playing as Eve for no reason since I first got this game months ago, should I go fight Blue Baby or The Lamb first?
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>>122009320
he's at least for me the least fun character to play as, and I have to beat hush and megasatan with him. I would honestly rather play the lost.

>>122009497
do whatever you think you can, if you have great items go for the lamb, if you don't go for blue baby.
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>>122009497
Green Grocery.
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>>122009497
>Dark Room: harder level but easy boss
>The Chest: "easy" level but slightly harder boss
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>>122008716
I don't understand how you're having so much trouble. I mean, if you were playing Maggy or Eve I'd understand, but Judas? Are you not buying health ups or something?

And how are there still people having trouble with the Bloat? Still? Sure that's a bullshit boss if you're fighting him for the first three or four times, but he literally does nothing as long as you stand above him. The new bosses are infinitely more bullshit.
>that Strain x2 wave
>Frail pops his head up offscreen and shooting his 360-targetted brimstone laser
>Brownie with no piercing
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>>122009774
>the lamb easier than blue baby
not saying he's hard, but come on blue baby's even easier than isaac
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>>122007996
It was at that point I knew my run was a guaranteed win.
If only I could say the same about it now.
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Fix Space-Bar Items no one us
>Shoop Da Whoop: Does damage equal to or higher than Brimstone.
>Monstro's Tooth: Does damage comparable to The High Priestess.
>Necronomicon: 3 room charge, 80 damage?
>The Bible: Shorter charge, or gives holy shot for the room as well.
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>>122009932
Meh, maybe I'm still influenced by that PTSD inducing pre-balancement Teleport attack.
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>>122009916

I'm actually usually averaging about 6-8 hearts with 2-3 soul/sin hearts. And bloat is a bitch to me.

>Stand above him
>lol ok ;)
>Leaps up, gets his back to the wall
>Shits blood everywhere so I cant go back to my spot
>Brimstone festival 2016

I agree with you about the new bosses though, fuck them.
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>>122008792
I seriously don't know why am I taking those items anymore.
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>>122010321
The other two are not actually that bad when combined, but merely carrying Bob's Brain is just asking for a lost run.
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>>122010146
I get you, maybe I'm biased too
for a month after rebirth came out, I thought isaac was ridiculous because you couldn't dodge his beams of light, and when I talked about it to a friend he practically died of laughter
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>>121997730

>???
>Ever getting buffed

He's the fair hardmode character. He's not meant to be powerful.
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>>122009610
>>122009774
I guess the Lamb it is.
>>122009615
What?
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>>122010959
I meant Yellow Yeti, sorry.
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These rooms are annoying and worthless.
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>>122007996
>get number 1
>next floor
>what's this gay fetus jar thing
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>>122011324
It's because you have a filter on.
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>>122008432

>That Mom eden item

What is that? I don't recognize it.
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>>122011824
Glitched baby? Just another shitty coop skin.
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brimstone is overrated
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Come on, choose one for the right room and one for the left one.
Don't ruin my best ??? run
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Why the fuck do co-op babies exist? I mean seriously, how many people even do that shit? I bet it's like less than 2% of players, yet theres so many shitty co op babies.

The fuck was Fatmund thinking?
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>>122012153
He plays the game 24/7 with his wife.
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>>122011525
Shitposting like clockwork.
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>>122012151
left side bottom item
i'll let another anon pick right side
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>>122012153
>not enjoying side dishes when eating your steak
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>buy steam ticket
>steam ticket drops from greed
well then
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>>122012405
Got D7
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>>122012418
Hate to be a fag, but I heard the whole steak thing while watching a streamer earlier and I assume it's some kind of meme about entitlement.

Any chance you could explain?
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Why is the guardian challenge considered hard?
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>>122012813
Edmund complained about people spoiling The Lost, and he compared it to "eating a hundred dollar steak in one bite"
so basically people refer to the game as a steak now and if you're having fun you're eating it too fast
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>>122013028
Gotcha, thanks man
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What's the fucking point of giving the lost the D4 when he's going to start with holy mantle?
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>>122012581

Top.
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>>122012581
bottom item
>inb4 soy milk
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>>122013151
Lost isn't going to start with Holy Mantle.
That was just leftovers from when Eggmund was trying to find a way to make The Lost less shit.
Unless you meant that one Daily.
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>>122013202
>>122013204
Telepathy for dummies
FUCK THIS GAME
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>>122013232

The Lost has a "holy mantle" main menu graphic in the game files, and you can see it for a single frame if you select random character.
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>>122013232
starts with holy mantle in the daily today. D4 rerolls it.
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>>122013283
Why does that item even exist?
Not only is it retardedly rare from the start, it also has a habit of showing up when you already have Homing Tears or have a good Activated Item.
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>>122013610
>it also has a habit of
I doubt that.
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>mfw I reroll Crack Jacks into Holy Mantle

If I fuck this up I'm gonna step on a lego
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What do we know about the new character? Is it actually unfinished or is that just eggmund being dumb
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>>122014017

le champion haunt face
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>>122014096
Nobody knows what the deal with The Keeper is.
All we know is that he's a character with a passive triple shot and uses money for health.
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>>122014173
I got killed by a normal fucking enemy because the waves chose every wave that was packed full of enemies and I had no rocks to hide in

Just fuck my shit UP
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Can you fight blue baby then mega satan?
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>>122012969
Because the little faggot you're supposed to protect is suicidal. Any room with red poop or spikes and you're dead.
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>>122012153
Babies can stay imho.
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can I go back to playing the game yet? is it fucking finished?
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>>122014318
As long as you don't enter the chest
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>>122014017
Just keep the finger ready on Alt+F4 and save yourself a headache senpai.
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>>122014447
Nope, we're still waiting on the whole steak.
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>>122014346
Shut the fuck up waifufag
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>>122014318
Yes, beat ??? then backtrack to the gold door and get ready to fight Prosperous Plebeian.
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>>122014579
Reminds me,
I remember seeing a pic of Krampus dicking Loki so hard he split into 2.
Anyone have it?
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>>122014579
Big Horn for you.
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>>122014917
I think you mean this
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I tried greed mode once, but it doesn't really seem too interesting to me.
I guess you can unlock stuff with it for the normal game too?
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Why haven't I unlocked it? I am not having fun
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>>122015021
>I guess you can unlock stuff with it for the normal game too?
Of course, what the fuck were you expecting?
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>>122015031

Whoa nelly, hold your horses there compadre! Steaks eaten quickly make you feel sickly.
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i have two guppy items already
along with monstro's lung, 3 heart containers, 9 soul/black hearts, infamy, the powerup that lets you take a free hit per room, and some other good things
i assume that becoming guppy is best, but will the nine lives thing take my soul hearts also, or just two heart containers?
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>>122014852
Do you mean this, anon?
http://disgusting-dotexe.tumblr.com/image/92708214302
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Is Blinding Baby still borked?
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>first floor pyromaniac
>shit damage entire run because maggy but whatever
>get to womb 2
>with goat head
>5-pip dice room
>run through it twice
>get curse of the tower from red chest
well i'm literally unkillable now
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>>122015031
Because Edmund was too busy fixing Azazel.
God forbid you have any of this "fun" people talk about, Edmund hates that.
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>>122015302
Yes. Thank you, anon.
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>>122015287
Dead Cat doesn't get rid of your Soul/Black Hearts unless you're ???.
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>>122015184
Easy there.
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>>122015287
If you're playing as Blue baby it brings you down to 1 soul heart.
If you're playing as anyone else it'll bring you down to 1 red heart container with all of your soul hearts.
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>>122015287
Taking Dead Cat will only remove all your Soul Hearts except for one if you are Blue Baby.
If you take it on someone else it will just put you on 1 Red heart container + any Soul/Black Hearts that you used to have.
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>>122015394
You're missing the sun baby too?

Also, what is with this?
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>In the DLC a new loading screen (when Isaac dreams) shows that the "Voice of God" telling Isaac's Mom to kill her son is the Lost speaking to her from the attic.

DEEPEST LORE
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>Going from full health as ??? with Proptosis, Epic Fetus, and other damage ups to 3 hearts against Hush
God fucking damn I hate this piece of shit sponge and its projectile spamming faggotry. Killed first form in less than 10 seconds and spent 5 minutes trying to dodge its exploding tear bullshit and army of flies while it just digs underground avoiding all damage.
>>
Why is Ultra Greed so fucking boring

How does his rage thing even work?
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>>122016027
G I T
U
D

Hush is the only interesting fight in the game
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>>122015501
>>122015504
>>122015529
neato
guppy time it is
hive mind + guppy head + daddy long legs is neat
can barely touch anything myself
>>
i beat hush and greed, what's the other empty space on the boss beaten bar?
mega satan?
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>>122016229
why do people think "get 3 orbitals, avoid all non-tear attack items and hold down fire for 30 minutes" is more fun than "stack attack power and hold down fire for 5 seconds"?
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>>122016520
Yes, the mega stan
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>>122015312
lads pls
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>first time in Womb
>two really easy rooms
>third room's full of those eye turrets
>utterly decimated me before I had the chance to damage them at all

Show me your scars, /boig/.
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>>122016567
Because the fight actually exciting and makes you think somewhat?

Why are you even playing the game?

If you take damage fighting Hush you're irredeemably bad at video games and should commit seppuku.
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>>122016229
>weeaboo with shit opinions
waht twist
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>>122016813
>Be original isac, pre wotl
>Get to depths for the first time (like 2 or 3 weeks after I picked it up to begin with)
>Excitedly tell a friend who encourages me to not fuck up
>Get fucking annihilated in the first room wich contained 4 Vis
>mfw looking back on that moment
>>
>>122003623
>If only I wasn't so shit
its not skill, its literally rerolling until you get tammy's brimstone
>>
what's wrong with fuckmund?
does he even play his game?
>>
>>122017519
What in the fuck would ever make you think he plays his own game?

IIRC he doesn't even have RPG
>>
>>122017519
no-one who worked on this played it, that's why it was so fucking buggy
>>
>>122016567
Why do people think "combo enemies and dodge using precise timing to gain advantages and get a high rank" is more fun than "press X to win"?
>>
>>122017519
He does, but only when it's Co-Op with his Wife.
That's why there's so many fucking babies when literally nobody asked for them.
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>>122017748
>combo enemies
>precise timing
>high rank
>advantages
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>>122017748

I think you're confused, this isn't /mhg/.
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>balance patches to a single player game
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>>122017913
Women really do ruin everything.
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:^)
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WTF IS TODAY'S DAILY?

NO ITEM ROOMS?
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>>122017519
Does anyone at Nicalis even play it?

With how greedmode being so laughable breakable at first and half of the content not being included, I don't know. Rebirth wasn't much better with Mega Satan being broken. It's like there play testers are just really shitty and never actually get to the end of a run
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I wrote a guide on beating the game, careful with spoilers
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So, current Greed mode strategies for the lost?

Is it just RNG until you get ganwed leaf + orbital as usual?
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>>122016908
>If you take damage fighting Hush you're irredeemably bad at video games and should commit seppuku.
that's just it though
hush's patterns are fucking easy, his shots even glow
hell, he can't even hit the corners of the room
the only possible way you could die to him is if you don't have piercing and the enemies he summons overwhelm you, or his last phase's eye lasers are faster than you are
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>>122018108
>>122018210
>missing the point
I was using games like DMC vs DmC as a comparison point.
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>>122018686
Yes. That or replace orbital with Daddy Dong Legs.
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Sack boy is OP as fuck. Especially when combined with something like the lucky rock.
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>>122018509
It's fucking Nicalis, what did you expect?
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Just what I needed.
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Today's daily run is fucking bullshit yo
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>>122019136

Yeah, but the RNG only goes so far.

>tfw spent all your time beating Hush and Mega Satan and missed abusable Greed Mode
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>>122014617
come the fuck on

I'm not even asking for gravy or seasoning or anything
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>threads already dying

UNDERCOOKED
STEAK
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>>122019186

It's way beyond fucking broken desu, basically guarantees infinite supply of consumables + batteries.
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>>122019646
Pls Ed save us.
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>>122019646
Smegg
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>>122019646
I'd get a Scumlion shirt with "BAD DAMAGE", "DUE DILIGENCE" or "THE DREAM" on it.
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>>122019646
Hot garbage
Oh coome on
>>
So Edmund is still holding back the "new alternate final chapter" from us, right?
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>>122019881
I would pay much of the dinero for that
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>>122020148
sorry goy you have to pay for isaac: debirth to unlock the rest of the content
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>>122020148
>Blue womb
>>
Seeing a lot of shit about afterbirth.
Should I just buy the base game or is it worth it to get dlc?
>>
>>122019646
Daddy fucked me.
Oh, wait.
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>>122020371
>hush
>final chapter
>you go on after you kill it

Nah
>>
>>122020593
This

The blue womb is shit anyway
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>>122020380
Just don't bother with any of it at this point

Play fallout instead
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>>122019646
>e-celeb garbage
please just let the thread die instead
>>
>>122020819
>actually playing fallout
Shit's gonna be dead in a week.
I've heard nothing but bad things about it.
>>
how did you do?

I died to a ghost in necropolis 1, rerolled and got a knife
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>>122020819
Todd pls get the fuck out, nobody wants to play your shit game.
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>Bandage Girl and Pinking Shears literally cannot aggro to Hush

thanks for the steak, edmund
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>>122020819
>fallout
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>>122021230
whoops
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>>122021178
so like Afterbirth then
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>>122020880
He's Canadian, he can't really be that bad.
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>>122021348
>Bandage girl locks on after I die.

EDMUND!
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>>122015394
Az is fixed?
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Did Squeezy Poly always look retarded
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Look at muh dancin'
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>>122022107
Reminds me of Doom
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>>122022107
I want to do things to that Butt.
>>
Touhou extra-tier boss when? Hush is ez
>>
>>122009610
Anytime you get Eden's Blessing, make your next run which'll receive it's bonus your Lazarus runs.

Helps take the edge off a bit. Though The Lost might be more deserving of that assistance.
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>>122022107
>>>/r/bindingofisaac
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>>122022851
Glad I'm not the only one who feels this way

I hate greed's meme ass tbqh
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>>122022798
good idea, thanks anon
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>>122015832
Wait, so the Lost isn't Isaac? Strange.
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>Get swarmed
>Lil' Haunt just chipping away at Mega Greed like a true bro
I'm going to be here for a while.
>>
Haven't been around here in awhile and have a few questions.
Did consoles ever get a reset button/option/whatever?
How much content was cut from the DLC?
Are any of the new characters (I heard there were two) fun?
>>
>>122023540
>Mega Greed
Fuck. I really dropped the ball there.

>>122023521
Blue Baby is also supposed to be Isaac, IIRC, so it wouldn't be the first time the game has weird time travel shit.
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>>122023540
Why does lil haunt have the best AI out of all the familiars?
>>
>>122023649
There's still no R Equivalent for Consoles/Handhelds/Etc.
We're still supposedly missing The Keeper, a character found via Datamining, the "Alternate Final Chapter" assuming Edmund didn't mean the Blue Womb, and possibly items.
Lilith is a neat gimmick, relying on familiars and her Box of Friends to duplicate them for the duration of that room, but the Box got nerfed from a 2-Room Charge to a 4-Room Charge.
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>>122022107
BUTTS
HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY BUTTS BUTTS LE BUTTS ADFADDADSDADSFASF

Who the fuck let you out of plebbit?
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>>122015832
>>
>DR fetus + sad bombs doesnt spawn bombs
you had one job edmund
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Lost's face says it all.
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>>122022107
Where can we get a sprite sheet for this fucker.

Or sprite sheets in general. I don't know crap about modding to rip them myself. Something I been curious about for a while. And no, it isn't his ass. Those sprites are easy enough to find.
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>>122024070
>>
shit, did the curse rooms have anything good in them in the daily? I didn't realize I had holy mantle until it was too late
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>>122024453
Oh shit nigger.
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>>122024501
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>>122024501
Googling was less successful that I expected it to be.
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>>122023749
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The Mind or Spoon Bender? This is as Samson, if it helps.
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>>122025020
Perfect, thanks.

>>122024783
That's about all I came up with too. Along with lots and lots of shitty OC donutsteels. There's a lilith one that is just cringe worthy on that search page.
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>>121984005
I'm pretty sure the only real difference in hard mode is increased chance of curses(like, REALLY increased chance) and slightly more champion enemies, neither of which are more of a challenge than they are a nuisance.
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>>122025260
Spoon
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>>122025260
The mind for mapping unless in Greed Mode. Spoon Bender if you believe rng will bless you with Brimstone.
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>>122025260
spoonbender sucks if you don't have technology or brimstone

go for the mind
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>>122023998
You're talking about a game that has poop themed items and whose steam page even says stuff like "Rooms FULL OF POOP!" in the description
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>>121998690
Maybe he isn't a retard who updated.
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>womb 1
not too bad considering my literal only damage up was curved horn
how far did you guys get?
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>>122025352
Aren't drops lowered too?
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>>122024273
That would be scatter bombs anon
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Place your bets
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>>122025653
What does schwag bonus even do?
>>
>>122026040
your guess is as good as mine
>>
>>122026005
>>only one orbital
1%
>>
>>122024273
It's a strange thing, but yeah that doesn't work. It's the only Tear-Replacement that doesn't stack with Sad Bombs too in fact, as Tech and Brimstone work just fine with Sadbombs.

Any tear upgrades you have will still apply to Sad Bombs though, even when fired as Dr. Fetus, so not all is lost. Until you overdo it so much the game constantly crashes anyway.
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>>122026040
Money?
>>
>>122026005
Got a hidden Gnawed Leaf? You'll win no matter what. If not? I don't give you good odds with so little orbitals.
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>he doesn't take Soy Milk every time regardless of the consequences
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>>122026520
>have proptosis
>get soy milk
never again
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name one thing that even ed wouldnt dare do
i'll start
mom's hands on greed mode
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>>122026520

I don't take shit items to be quirky, I'd rather have fun.

I bet you pick up Tiny Planet as well.
>>
>>121997345
Scaling to 99 is dumb, you would always have almost the maximum effect even if you had enough bombs and keys to never run out for the rest of the run. Make it go to zero at 15 for coins and 5 for bombs and keys.
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>>122026697
Have you even been to the shop level? The wave with 4 of the skeletal mom hands spawns every single fucking time I do that level.
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>>122026520
The knockback makes it absolute shit
>>
Afterbirth Soundtrack when?
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>>122026771
>fun
>>
>>122027134
What the fuck are you talking about? It's been available for preorder before Afterbirth even came out.
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>>122027197
>buying music
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>>122027292
>One whole entire dollar is too much for anon
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>>122027134
https://ridiculon.bandcamp.com/album/the-binding-of-isaac-afterbirth-ost
>>
>THE DETONATION TIME ON TROLL BOMBS IS FUCKING RANDOMIZED
>>
>>122027396
>Implying people only listen to one song
>>
>>122027693
Just figuring that one out? Think about every red chest you opened that two pop out, one explodes launching the other across the room and then it in turn explodes.
>>
>>122027693
Sounds like you got trolled
>>
>>122027716
That's the price of the entire album you kike
>>
>>122026697
An enemy with a homing brimstone sho-oh wait
>>
>greed mode
>in the caves
>wave 9
>little horny
>wave 10
>little horny
>wave 11
>little horny with balls
>>
>>122027824
lol sure
>>
>>122002292
It's still easy as fuck. If you are consistently losing Greed mode, you seriously need to:

-stop getting hit all the time
-stop wasting money on unnecessary shit
-stop pausing waves

You get 2 items and a guaranteed devil deal every floor. You get enough money to buy at least 2 extra items from the shop every floor. I have become overpowered by the end of every single Greed run so far. How can anybody think this is hard?
>>
>>122028054
>lost
>geed mode
>having a good run go a lot of damage ups and shit
>press button
>6 yellow Gurglings
>before I can react the one spawned right next to me slides and kills me
nice
>>
how would you change dunce cap/r u a wizard to make it a good effect
>>
>>122028487
I know it's easy, but they didn't make it harder/easier, they made it not fun.
Also, you don't get a guaranteed devil deal every floor you piece of shit.
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>>122028581
>>>/trash/
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>>122028581
Remove it from the game
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>>122028054
God I want to do lewd things to little horn.
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>>122028581
Kill the item's creator in real life
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>>122028763
>tfw you will never get double-teamed by Dark One and Little Horn
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Oh boy, another Lost daily.

Everyone loves Lost, right?

This and the Cain one were absolutely abysmal for me, by far the worst I've ever done on the dailies.
>>
>>122028596
You are guaranteed to get the room I meant, of course the contents could be shit much like a regular run.
>>
>>122028581
RUA Wizard is fine as a temporary effect, just remove it from the PhD pill pool along with Retro Vision.
I'd change the Dunce Cap to essentially give you quad shot with no tears down instead of 20/20 with it so it'd be easier to hit things.
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>>122028853
>dark one
wow what a faggot
little horn is my husbando and anyone else is just a mere distraction
>>
>>122028581
Dunce Cap is good with some tear effects, but ultimately it's just an inferior 20/20.

Giving it shot speed down and homing might make it interesting.
>>
>>122028763
sauce?
>>
>>122029071
>Tears split into two, flying in a V-shape from where they split every second or two

Yes? No?
>>
>>122029215
So like the Parasite but not at 90 degree angles and not when the tear makes contact with something? Fund it.
>>
>>122021757
No that was the joke.
>>
If you d4 the daily challenge, do you keep the key and holy mantle?
>>
I'm trying to beat the hush with Maggy now.
Until what item should you R?
>>
>>122029751
Skill.
>>
>>122029751
With shit characters like Maggy against a shit boss like Hush, you either want Brimstone or Dr/Epic Fetus. Hope you get a Chaos Card too.
>>
>>122029751
Damage ups so you can easily get that devil deal on the second floor
>>
Patch yet? Does it add at least double what we got yet?
>>
>>122029751
Jesus Christ man, Maggy is not The Lost, you don't need some uber duper strategy to bring The Hush down. Try to find Goat Head if you really want to go full cheese.
>>
>>122030317
At least the lost doesn't have all of his pockets filled with edmunds tears because he was datamined.
>>
>>122029728
No, you only keep the key and the spectral tears.
>>
>>122001026
If thats really everything we don't have then the expansion is still a massive disappointment.
>>
>>122026771
Tiny Planet can be hella fun though

>hella
>>
>>122030458
There's still a character to be released and Ed himself confirmed a patch was coming.
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>>122027796
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>>122029751
Deck of Cards. Pray for a Chaos Card.
>>
>>122027789
Well guess what Jeremiah, that literally just fucking happened to me, while I was in the fucking doorway of the devil room about to leave. Hope you're happy.
>>
What's your favorite new Challenge?
>>
>>122017913
BUY AFTERBIRTH NOW
FEATURES: OVER 1 MILLION CO-OP BABIES
AND NOTHING ELSE
>>
>>122030630
I wonder if dyslexia affects the disposition of people that have it.
>>
Did they fix the tumor transformation?
>>
>>122029871
>damage items against sponge
>>
>>122028487
>I have become overpowered by the end of every single Greed run so far.
Yeah, I wonder how many times you reset those runs before you became overpowered?
>>
>>122030895
I actually laughed pretty hard at this

Then I realized it was because this is true
>>
>>122030893
Pride Day makes feel quite gay desu.

>>122030919
Yes, it's actually good now.
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>>122030895
Do it for her: >>122014346
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>>122030893

Blue Bomber was fun and would be a solid challenge if it accounted for certain enemies being immune to Kamikaze.
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Imp Midna is shit.
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>>122031032
>there are more Afterbirth Co-Op Babies than there are Afterbirth Items, Trinkets included
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>>122031357
Midna is best girl in all shapes and sizes.
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>>122031357

imp midna was good until shortstack goblinfuckers got a hold of her, now every piece of art and smut she's in depicts her as being wider than she is tall and having really godawful exaggerated proportions
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>>122031530
This. The off-model art is shit but the genuinely good porn is fucking god-tier.
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>>122031404
Some are unbelievably good at least.
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>>122030893

Guardian is a fun concept that I could see myself enjoying if the reality of the situation wasn't that you were just playing Retard Wrangler. They give you (most of, a speed boost at the very least would help) what you need to protect the tard from enemies, but then it turns out the real danger to him is himself.

I Rule was fun.
I haven't played most of the others.
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My favorite character's are a ghost with no health and a character that isn't even unlockable yet.

Kill me.
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The HP scaling is so fucking ridicolous
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>>122031530
>>122031617
>mfw once TPHD comes out and the models are ripped, someone will make an even better Midna for SFM
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>>122031521
>>122031530
>>122031617

Nah you may as well jack off to a fat infant.
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So is Dr. Fetus considered a good item to take? It's just fucked me over whenever I got it, though to be honest I've only encountered it twice on Azazel who's better off with his brimstone anyway,

But even on a tear character I don't see it as being very useful, yet I do see it mentioned semi-often in these threads. Am I just using it wrong?
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>>122031850
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I finally beat the speed challenge.

I think I'm done playing for a while.
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>>122030893
I Rule. XXXXXXL is fun too and should honestly also be a bonus seed.
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>>122031905
Dr Fetus is garbage unless you get good Synergies.
Epic Fetus is always good, though.
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>>122031838
>TPHD
But Hyrule Warriors' models have all been ripped for SFM anyway. Midna is fucking hot as shit in either form in that game.
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>>122032051
>>122031905
Dr Fetus was buffed by 5x the damage for Afterbirth, it's always a take-this-to-win item now like Epic Fetus. Not to mention that both of them have new synergies making them less boring.
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>>122032051
>Dr. Fetus is garbage
When was the last time you used it?
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>>122031697
guardian would be the perfect challenge if only online co-op was a thing
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I just had 2 pills of the same color in a room. I used one and got health up. Then I picked up the other one and it said it was health down. Is this a thing now?
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>>122032051
>>122032193
>Buffed for afterbirth
Well that explains why it's shit then, I don't have the afterbirth that is afterbirth

I'll try to unlock Epic fetus then, I haven't really done too many challenges yet, and to be honest I haven't even gotten to ??? yet.
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>>122032479
>now
yer dumb
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>>122032479
I had two pills different that were both Balls of Steel

no phd
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>>122032479
Were you nearly dead when you took the first one? On your last heart Health Down pills become Health Up. After you ate it, and gained health, they reverted to their proper purpose.
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fuck you edmund
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>>122030893
Blue bomber. That shit was fun as hell. Guardian would have been okay if it wasn't such bullshit. Honestly the only challenge I really didn't like we're SPEED Brains and the guardian the rest were either fun or tolerable.
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>>122032630
Yeah, I only had 1 heart.
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>>122032576
Virgo gives you positive pill effects like PhD does, but it doesn't identify the names.

>>122032509
>doesn't own afterbirth
>doesn't even have RPG
Christ anon get it together.
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>>122032479
steak might taste unfair but it never kills you
bad trip -> full health
health down -> health up
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>>122032713
that was probably it then
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Daily reminder:
https://youtu.be/UJVuLvGjPOc?t=2h16m43s

Go to 2:16:43
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>speed challenge

FUCK FUN
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Apparently now poisoned enemies have chance to drop black hearts. Did people already knew that?
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>>122032821
>Vinny
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>>122032713
Hey I only have like 20 hours into the game and I've mostly be farming coins for the donation machine after unlocking all characters but the lost
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>>122032943
Serpents kiss. It's an item effect
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>>122032943
I thought it was an effect of Serpent's Kiss when I had it. Damn. Makes Ipecac better than before.
>>
Wow I sure am glad I unlocked two more pills that do fucking nothing or give me a curse
>>
I've played the game for 100 hours now and still have never formed Bandage Girl or Meat Boy. Any tips on how to get them?
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>>122031850
>posting this
>in a thread devoted to pregnant toddler demons
>

>>122032985
Are you literally blind? The only poison item I have is The Virus.
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>>122032943
Serpents kiss, an item that is going to be nerfed into near-uselessness
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>>122032952
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Car Battery + Tammy's Head + Brimstone

Pretty okay combo
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>>122032821
The "100$ Steak" metaphor is the most retarded thing I have ever heard in my entire life.

Why is this a maymay here?
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>>122033050
One of two ways
1)
>Book of Revelations basement 1
>Carry it with you until you build up Meat Boy / Bandage Girl via Horsemen drops
2)
>Lilith
>Box of Friends
>C A R B A T T E R Y
>A battery charge on the floor
>A Cube of Meat / Ball of Bandages on you
>Use Box of friends the first time
>Car battery = x 2 usage
>Level one to level 3
>Pick up battery charge
>Use Box of Friends the second time
>SUUUUUPER MEAT BOOOOOOY or BAAAAAANDAGEEEE GIIIIIIRLLL
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>>122033050
>play as Lilith
>get Sharp Plug and Ball of Bandages/Cube of Meat
>acquire a metric ton of health
>spam Box of Friends
>????
>PROFIT
If you're on Rebirth, have fun getting an incredibly specific combo that allows you to spam Monster Manual infinitely hoping RNG gives you a Level 4 Meat/Bandage before the game shits out on you.
>>
The Tower card is a 9/11 joke right?
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>>122033078
Sorry didn't open the image. According to the wiki in afterbirth the virus has a chance of spawning black hearts like serpents kiss. Pretty cool. I don't know about other poison sources though. Ipecac or cursed bombs don't for sure I know that much. I'm doubt Scorpio or the common cold do either
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>playing as the lost
>polyphemus + cricket's head + 2*the mark + death's touch = hueg damage
>toxic shock so enemies die instantly when I enter the room
>get to womb 1
>daddy long legs
>lol dodge this leg
>gg

No damage is fine if this game wasn't riddled with unavoidable damage.
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>>122032943
Same thing happened to me after I picked up the Virus. maybe a buff?
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>>122033426
Tower symbolized a fall of a building in a catastrophic way, as well as a crashing down of illusions and a rude awakening, since hundreds and hundreds of years before 9/11.

Learn your Tarot, already.

Was this bait?
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>>122033426
epic tbqh

You don't know what The Tower card means, do you, americlap?
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>>122033382
Or just Lilith+boss rush + cube/bandaid
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>>122032360

Well, the sheer number of co-op babies in the expansion wouldn't be quite as insulting then too, but if we're just talking about pipe dreams then making the punching bag less of a suicidal retard would probably be simpler for the egg man.
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>>122033465
>>122033598
Yeah, it's probably a The Virus only thing. Kinda cool.
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>beating hush/mega satan with the lost

I could not do this shit even if I had 100 years to waste.
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Gotta love killing that mega satan as the lost for that co-op baby!
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>>122033874
Megasatan is worse I think. He's an easier boss but you can get completely fucked by Angel room RNG
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>>122033893
Speaking of which, is blinding baby still borked?
>>
>>122033959
>not just editing the xml files to give every character the boss key
>>
>>122033078

Actually the thread is devoted to discussing award-winning hit indie video game The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth, and its expansion, Afterbirth, from famous indie developer Egg Drop SoupMillen, and it just happens to also host a few permavirgin degenerates who jack off to pregnant demon toddler boys and don't have the capacity to not share that with everyone in a desperate grab for validation of their mentally ill degeneracy.
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>>122033874
You have multiple options for the lost anon.

>git gud
>cheats
>making save backups (documents/my games)
>git gud
>GITGUD
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>>122034236
Save backups? Huh? Like if you quit out on a floor and copy your game data if you die you can copy it back and keep going?
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>have a shit ton of range
>pick up dead onion
>can't hit shit a foot away from me

Is this one of those items that lowers your stats to a set amount no matter what?
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>>122034365
exactly, that works perfectly for me

no steam cloud though
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yee
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>>122033874
No rush to do it, Edmund made sure Lost's Mega Satan reward was "bugged", just like half the items were originally "bugged" and completely missing from the game.

That way everyone is freely able to thoroughly chew their steak until every little bit of flavor is completely gone. When all that's left is a pile of tasteless goop and aching jaws, maybe Edmund you allow you to take another bite, maybe.
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>>122034447
>those items
>95 coins still

Did you give an angel a blowjob?
>>
>>122034574
no i spent hours rerolling moms box for swallowed penny and then glowing hourglass and then chaos card and then the real fun began
>>
>>122034365
>>122034428
You might have to edit an options.ini file and change steamcloud or whatever to 0 though.
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why is bob's brain such a bad fucking item

as if throwing an explosion from your face wasn't risky enough, it's also unreliable and LITERALLY NEVER launches when you want it to
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>>122031027
Never.

Stop dying you dumbass, eventually you'll get some good stuff from satan or the shop. Guaranteed devil rooms every floor.
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>>122034902
>Never.
Whoa ho watch out everybody we got a bad-ass in here tonight
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Name one good thing that Afterbirth added and didn't take away

>luck coins
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Huh, the graphical overhauls have really come a long way in a year
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>>122035082
Serpent's Kiss, Sacks, Incubus.
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>>122035082
Lilith.
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>Playing the Lost
>Basement XL, reroll my two item room items
>Cursed Eye and Soy Milk
Holy shit this is hilariously bad.
>>
>>122034236
I remember making save backups awhile back.
People were wondering how I beat hush as the lost so quickly.

>inb4 scrub/scum/faggot

I don't give a shit, I want to have my steak and it too, the lost isn't even a character, he is a novelty.
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>>122033972
Still borked to my knowledge.
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>>122035730
>play blue bomber challenge
>enemies in room immune to explosions

why
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>>122035981
because its a hella f*cking EPIC troll
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>>122035082
dont worry, that will be evened out when edmund adds luck decreasing coins next patch
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>one makes you large pill
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>>122036389
Can't believe that shit is considered a neutral pill
>>
>>122036272
get ready for damage down keys where each key is .5 damage down. you unlock it by starting the game so you have no choice
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>>122033874
chaos card nigga
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>>122036389
>taking pills
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>>122035082
lilith
lil' horn (only fun and non-bullshit boss fight in this entire shitty expansion)
lucky pennies
sacks
most transformations (drug transformation a shit though)
diplopia
placebo
PJs
car battery
box of friends (got nerfed)
incubus
host hat
restock
eden's blessing
rune bag
betrayal
serpent's kiss
chaos
farting baby
lusty blood
cambion conception
immaculate conception
more options
crown of light
succubus
glowing hourglass
sack head
pjs
head of the keeper
glitter bombs
binky
mom's box (that's a damn good passive)
safety scissors
endless nameless
NO!
child leash
gold bombs

that's about it
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Wasn't edmund meant to give us the rest of the steak this week?
>>
Why is greed mode so horrible?
>>
>>122036637
Tears Up though
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>>122036718
slow down man, you're gonna choke if you try to eat that fast
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>>122036710
You don't like The Frail?
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>nun's habit + glowing hourglass
>mfw literally unlimited retries in each room
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>>122036916
>phase 2 can brimstone you from off-screen at any angle during greed mode
fuck no m8y
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>>122037041
>he doesn't see the entire floor
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>>122037215
>1/2 of his monitor goes to waste
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>rooms with an environmental hazard one space away from doors
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>>122033426
The Tower means an abrupt change, you stupid american fat fuck.
Source: I read those shitty cards
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>>122037567
>>122033632
>>122033614

9/11, never forget :'(
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>>122036718
I bet he got stumped on something he just can't program correctly. Pretty weird considering he didn't seem to care about that previously.
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>>122034447
>cheating
good job
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>>122037468
>rooms with unavoidable damage
>that one fucking room with the blue blocks literally RIGHT NEXT TO three buttons
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Is there any way I can get this fucker?
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>>122037715
i didnt cheat at all :(
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>>122037567
>dirty gypsie cunt shit talking americans
lmao
>>
>>122037363
>not having multiple monitors
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>>122037715
It's not cheating if you don't use any external application.

>>122037792
Yeah, flight.
>>
>>122037792
Shouldn't have given up you poop, senpai.
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>>122037831
Gypsie > amerifat
>>
>ludovico
>magnetic tears
>gnawed leaf
this is the most boring run ever
>>
>>122038024
In terms of who Europe hates more, yeah.
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>>122037831
At least I have a culture you dumb amerishitter.
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>>122038079
Do you enjoy having no culture and being the cocksucker of the chineses and russians?
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>Curse of the Blind 3 fucking times in one run

DELETE THIS
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>>122037831
>europe
>gypsie

don't you mean muslim?
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I knew I should have slowed down :^). Grinding this achievement too fast would just shatter the game.
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Is there a way to update Afterbirth without losing all you progress?
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>>122038243
>Curse of the Blind on Blue Womb or Chest when my items were already shit
>>
>Haven't had an enjoyable run since afterbirth launched
why is my $100 steak made of shoe leather?
>>
>>122038481
>havent seen brimstone in afterbirth at all
im convinced it disappeared
>>
>>122038263
>3% chance
>you got it

Go do small scale lotteries anon
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>>122038263
This shit makes me so furious holy hell, getting to 999 legitimately will take forever.
>>
>>122038481
>not getting sticky bombs and tear size up

The fun is not being able to see anything
>>
>>122038554
>he hasn't had a brimstone + Epic Fetus + my reflection run yet
I pity you

Though in all seriousness, it's crazy rare now since Devil rooms don't have deals half the time, and the pool grew larger.
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May As Well Just Give Me Nothing Tier
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>mfw I got the donation machine to 999 in 10 minutes using the glowing hour glass

Shame it can't be easily used to do the same with the greed donation machine.
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Thanks Edmund.
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>>122038904

>any range up item
>spectral tears
>the d10
>most beans
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>have 9 hearts
>no items in devil room
>have 2 hearts
>devil room has 3 heart items
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>>122038439
>Curse of the Blind in Samson run on Blue Womb
>Items were SMB Super Fan, Lost Contact and Box of Friends
>Already had Wafer, Fate's Reward, Rubber Cement and Soul

It took fucking ages though
>>
>>122038554

I could already count the amount of times I've seen it in Rebirth on one hand, and I was 200 hours deep.

Now Devil Rooms are shit half the time.

If I want to Brimstone I have to play Azazel.
>>
>>122039014
>spectral tears
>bad
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Well?
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>>122038554
I got a Brimstone+Lump of Coal+Tiny Planet+Tammy's Head run, anon.
Git lucky.
>>
>>122031958
The shovel won it for me
>>
>>122039239

>implying you're ever happy to have spent a key on ouija board
>>
>Get an awesome seed with Eden
>can't outdamage le ebin damage sponge boss and get my cunt fisted

Afterbirth removal when
>>
>>122039276
DO IT FAGGOT
HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU WON IF YOU DON'T RISK EVERYTHING
>>
>>122039276
>Poly
>blood clot
Nah
>>
pls fix haunt music
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>>122039276
You're a pussy if you don't.
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>>122039476
>>122039626
Oh yes
This is going to be good
>>
>>122039608
It's not the music. The entire fight is bugged.
It registers each of the tiny haunts as "the boss", I'm assuming since once you kill them you've killed the only actual enemy that exists, but the door doesn't open at that point because another enemy immediately spawns.

I fail to understand how Nicalis could completely and totally fuck up something as simple as that.
>>
>>122039836
woah anon, not enjoying your steak?
>>
>>122039732
Told you. No risk no reward.
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Blank Card and 2 of Diamonds works too, without having to pick crap up off the floor. Takes just as long though.

Hourglass is balls deep in the item pool for some reason.
>>
>>122039415

I'd be much happier to spend a key on Ouija Board than Crack the Ground Around Your Enemies for 4 Charges Apiece
>>
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>>122040016
>mfw BC + 2oD
>>
>build absolute shit
>buy D4
>get Dunce hat

I didn't think it could get worse but it did
>>
>>122040016

I miss the unlimited bombing of the reroll machine if only for the fact that you didn't have to fill the fucking room with god damn spacebar items before you got anything good.
>>
>>122037792
Pray for a third Guppy Item on that floor to activate flight
>>
>>122040042
That's not the mindset of the average player

You'll be much 'happier' seeing spectral tears than shitty actives, but still disappointed it's not a good variant of such or nothing that particularly benefits you in the long run

Just because you see a less shit item doesn't mean you still won't be disappointed
>>
Will fucking with curses.xml actually remove curse from the game?
>>
>>122040546
Just play with Curse of Darkness always on.
>>
>>122040140

The thumbnail made me think this was a pic of Ultra Greed flailing his arms around
>>
>>122040613
I love how some special seeds allow achievements.

>always curse of blank
>removes other curses

10/10 steak kekmund
>>
>>122040192
It does suck. Technically you have two items you can use to mitigate the spam but it still gets flooded fast.

Except when what happens in my picture happens. Notice the left items that pill baggy? Take that fucker without the Starter Deck and it'll flat out delete your 2 of Diamonds. After the time it takes to get the Blank + 2oD early enough to be worth it, that is so rage inducing.
>>
>>122040613
I tried using Curse of Unknown with lost and I still got Curse of Maze
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>>122040613
>Burning Basement + Curse of Darkness
>>
>>122040789

Yeah I've had that happen too. Not when I was using a blank card setup, but I did have a card I wanted to keep at the time and that shit was infuriating. I don't know why it doesn't just make you drop your card or drop the pill next to you instead of outright deleting your consumable.
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>>122039951
>was just doing an average run to try out Eden
>ended up curbstomping Boss Rush, Mom's Heart and the Cathedral in one swoop

Holy fucking shit
Activating every dice room I step in from now on
Thank you for your kind insight /boig/
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>>122040727
>turn on Perma-Curse of Darkness
>turn up the Gamma
>no Curses ever again
>>
>>122041003
Cause it's a strictly inferior Starter Deck. You literally can't get cards when you have the Lil' Baggy unless you also pick up Starter Deck, which overwrites it I think.

Deck of Cards even generates Pills instead of Cards. It doesn't really remove your card so much as convert it into a pill. In the case of the 2oD, that's some expensive drugs.
>>
>>122040501

I would rather have a mediocre passive than a shit active any day. Give me a Ouija Board. Just because I won't be jumping for joy doesn't mean I'll be sitting there bummed out because it's not Holy Mantle.
>>
>>122040727
>always playing with BL0000DY on
It's fun to fill half the screen with gore.
>>
>>122040016
I just tried that way and got to Breakfast before the Hourglass. Even after sitting for a while and eating them, it didn't appear.
>>
>>122041061
>Activating every dice room I step in from now on

Yeah you say that until you get completely fucked over.

Then it'll be "Only if I've got nothing to lose."
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>>122041252
>because it's not epic fetus
FTFY senpai
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>having a great run with judas
>get a deal with the devil
>it's ceremonial robes and judas' shadow
>oh sweet, i've got low hp so can take the items, die and respawn as black judas
>pick up both items
>get a game over screen
>...what
>realise the item I picked up was actually my shadow

I've never felt stupider before
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>>122041298
Sure you didn't skip it earlier in the run? Or can it spawn in the gold treasure room and get skipped there?

I dunno man. I did this about 5 hours ago so I know Steak McMuffin hasn't patched it out yet. Piggy Bank and Habit is another way, as is swallowed Penny. If you get lucky and find a Jera Rune in the Curse Room that works too.

I did that once and spawned so much crap in the shop that items failed to reappear when restocked automatically, had to use the box after picking mess up.
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>>122041074
>Perma-Darkness
>Still get Unknown
>Still get XL

WHAT THE FUCK
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>>122041537
>There are literally items in this game that are just previous items flipped upside-down
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>>122041663
Afterbirth has no original content whatsoever

:^)
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>>122041663
it's actually a different sprite
my shadow is symmetrical on both sides whereas judas' shadow looks more like a shadow moving
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>>122041513

I was trying to think of a Treasure Room pool item and I never see Epic Fetus so I wouldn't have remembered which pool it was in.
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>>122041761
No, Rebirth had items like that too. See Bloody Lust and Anemic

Also you can't call Lilith unoriginal when her starting item is literally one of the best familiars in the game. Really everything about Lilith is great

It's just the rest of the content tends to blow chunks or was poorly implemented because Nicalis are a bunch of hacks
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>>122041909
>bunch of steaks

ayy lmao
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>>122041537
Judas' Shadow is kawaii.
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>>122041909
>Really everything about Lilith is great
Complete inability to place shots correctly sure is great
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>>122042053
>Being shit

Anon plz
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>>122041909
>Really everything about Lilith is great

I don't want to play as a demon tranny toddler who gets pregnant as his passive special.
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>>122042134
It's not a matter of skill when my only means of attack trails behind me.
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>>122042275
Then don't get hit shitter :^)
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>>122042275
Cool, The Lost is right next to her plus there's Magdalene, Lazarus and all the bad Eden runs you can start with

I'd say chop off Greed Mode and plus shit/small rooms, sell Afterbirth for half the pre-order price and it would be more fair than what we got

>>122042376
Yes it is, especially when she can double that with her active item

Stop being so bad
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>mfw I played the shit out of OG Isaac, WotL, and Rebirth
>mfw I've lost nearly all motivation to play Afterbirth

what the fuck went wrong

I get all lethargic when I play and sigh like every other minute
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>>122042540
Stop pretending your waifu is an actually good character outside of Greed mode
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>>122042476
>>122042540
I don't hate Lilith's gameplay, it's just that cambion conception makes me uncomfortable.

>tfw you actually like Lazarus
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>>122042603
The game went from having potential in any run with any character to "Press R until you get a winning combo and pray RNG doesn't take a shit on you with unavoidable damage" because of how many terrible items, bosses and roomtypes there are.
Especially in The Lost's Case.
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>>122042818
>tfw you actually like Lazarus
Literally how.
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>>122042603
I know that feel
>Platinum Godding WotL and Real Plat Rebirth
>tfw shouting when I got Dark Boy for the first time

>>122042748
Or would you rather play Azazel? :^)
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>>122042603
Depression. Try to do something else than playing vidya.
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>>122042907
because he's my husbando you little shit.
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>>122042897
Literally what people said when rebirth came out.
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>>122042818
Pregnancy is the patrician fetish.
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>>122042978
His haircut is SHIT

Why can't you be like a normal person and enjoy pregnant demon women?
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>>122042818
>you actually like Lazarus
>it's just that cambion conception makes me uncomfortable
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>>122042973
Well yeah there's that but I've had depression all the way back during OG Isaac and it never stopped me there
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>>122043030
Then they went back to Wrath of the Lamb and realized it's shit. Poor Florian, putting time and effort only for the game to just be that objectively terrible

>>122043059
I can understand why he's not fond of it in Isaac, but considering all the shit you get in that game I doubt Lilith is just a little boy in a red wig, black skin, bleeding blindfold and horns

I think the only true Isaacs are ???, Azazel and The Lost
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>>122042818
>cambion conception makes me uncomfortable.
What is uncomfortable about a qt demon waifu birthing other qt demons who only want to help her through her struggles?
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>>122043030
And then people got gud.
With Afterbirth, there's even more shitty items and legitimately unavoidable damage due to a fuck ton of factors.
Oh, you spawned in the thin room with Mulligans right next to each door as The Lost? Here, I'll replace them with Mullibooms!
Oh, you want a Devil Deal? Here, I'll throw a Demon Turret you can't see or avoid without knowing beforehand!
Got a good Greed Mode Run? Here, I'll throw a Double train and have them spam their Bullet Hell Attack!
Puzzle Room with Spikes? Hope you weren't looking forward to Boss Rush or Hush if you aren't fast enough, or you're gonna have to take that hit!
So on, and so on.
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this is like the 6th run i've had that's had THIS crazy good luck
the egg must've rubbed onto me
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>>122043386
>Here, I'll throw a Demon Turret you can't see or avoid without knowing beforehand!
And that's assuming you even get one.
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>>122043386
Without flight spike rooms take less than 20 seconds to clear. Unless you have insane damage that's faster than most rooms. The bullshit button rooms are the ones with TNT everywhere and a homing bomb. Zero way to avoid that shit show.
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>>122043438
>watching northernlion
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I hope the next path gives fat bats 3000 HP, I don't think they they're enough of a bullet sponge
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Official Power Level as of Afterbirth in its current state

>God Tier
The D6

>You're Pretty Good Tier
Cain, Judas, Samson, Lilith, ???, Eve

>Fucking Buff Me Tier
Magdalene, Lazarus, Azazel

>Swallowed Steak Tier
The Lost
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>>122043815
What if every enemy had Ultra Greed's health?
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>>122043815
You know who's not tanky enough?
Rag Man.
He should have 50000 Base Health and his Spiders 1000 and spawn/revive spiders twice as fast.
They should have scaling as badly as Ultra Greed and Hush, too!
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>>122040727
>>122041074
As I said in the last thread, it doesn't work. I got Curse of the Blind even with that seed on, giving me both darkness and blindness.
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>>122043438
i mean seriously
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>>122043386
Double Stain, even.
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>>122043962
>le rag man is hard meme
just shoot his head when he throws it
that and git gud
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>>122043909
Accurate.
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>>122044117
>didn't Yolo Jera the chests out front
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The lost needs permanent Curse of the Cursed effect.

Then I can eat my steak in peace.
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>>122043909
Pretty much this, though I feel Lazarus is even shittier then Azazel and Magdalene to the point that he can't be fixed with a simple buff.

Why is Lazarus so shit?
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>>122044304
>Curse of the Cursed
That's still eating too quickly, Anon.
The Lost should always spawn in the Sacrifice Room on top of its Spike, so he dies as soon as the game starts!
Only THEN will we be able to savor every, tiny, nonexistent nibble of that hundred dollar steak.
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>>122044164
what exactly do people find difficult about Stain
Brownie does the same thing but takes up 70% of the screen and never stops shitting
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>>122044173
He isn't hard, his AI is straight up retarded because he just aimlessly wanders around his corner of his room while you pepper him with tears. The problem is if you have shit damage you just spend 5 minutes withering down him health and keeping the spiders under control.

It's a boring fight. He should be less of a bullet sponge and be more aggressive.
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>>122044504
I agree with that
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>>122043909
>???
>not in rotten steak tier
He got screwed hardcore in Rebirth. The only reasons he was ever good in WotL was because of glitches and exploits which all got fixed.
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>>122044117
OH COME THE FUCK ON
I DIED TO A BULLSHIT BULLET THE SECOND I FUCKING KILLED HIM
FUCK THIS I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING PLAY THE SECOND WORST CHARACTER ANYMORE

that was the second worst dodging i've ever had on the hush fight, i took less damage when i fought him as samson with the larger pill + mega mush
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So does Shrink shot shrink the enemy out of existence, or am I just making them harder to hit?
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>>122044374
He's designed as an Isaac that's superior to him without the D6 is the issue

Lazarus' stats are the exact fucking same across the board EXCEPT for Luck. People who say Maggy has shit damage fall for the Cleric meme when she has the exact same damage as both Isaac and Laz
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>>122044374
Lazerus isn't really bad as much as he is just boring.
You basically want to kill yourself as fast as possible to go from normal damage to 1.2x, which is the same as Cain, and you get a 0.25 speed up and a +5 range up.
At that point he's just a worse version of Cain, who starts with 2 less luck and less health.
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Edmund "shooting while entering a room? you're gonna go boom" McMillen
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>>122043962
Shut the fuck up scrub.
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>>122044669
Just walk over them family.
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>>122044669
It shrinks them and applies a fear effect.
What it doesn't do, however, is make it so that you can stomp on them for massive damage.
Seriously, fucking Kingdom Hearts got this shit right and Nicalis didn't even think of it.
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>>122044747
How'd you already get both key pieces?
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>>122043386
>people still have trouble with Double Strain
git gud
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>>122044854
It's part of the riveting daily
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>>122044446
Brownie is a straight cunt
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>>122044827
You can actually stomp over them to kill them instantly.
Too bad it doesn't work on enemies that spawn other enemies, as they will spawn on top of you when you run over them.
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>>122044854
Daily run. The goal is Mega Satan, so you get the Mega Satan key.
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>>122044446
>goes underground
>refuses to come up until he's under you
FUCKing epic steak, Fatmund
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>>122045016
Really? I swear I ran into a tiny enemy and took damage.
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>>122044854
I was playing the daily
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>>122045095
He doesn't pop out of the ground as soon as he's under you. You can run out on top of him and run back before he has time to appear. You can and should do the same thing with Polycephalus.

in other words get good
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>>122044586
he still has the 4th highest damage multiplier excluding revived Lazarus and possible Eden, which makes him at least better than Maggy.
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>that bullshit where the brimstone spiders still do damage for a second after they start moving

epic
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>>122045107
Might have been a Champion, similar to how Champion Sacks still deal contact damage.
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>>122045424
FUCKING THIS
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>>122044586
He's only bad if you suck at the game.
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>>122044635
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>>122045406
OH WOW YOU'RE RIGHT THAT ONE POINT O FIVE MULTIPLIER IS SO OP HOLY SHIT IF I GET 20 DAMAGE UPS I GET ONE FOR FREEEEE
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>>122045529
Unlike some characters like cain and maggy he's meant to be shit.
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I think I realised my problem with Afterbirth - every new enemy/room addition is either
>X with more health
>more X

It's all the same shit, just adding more enemies to the room, making the enemies take more damage or making the room smaller so proportionally there's more enemies. A lot of the new additions are garbage by being able to spawn enemies while also having high health. Take the blue bomb fly for example, nobody has fun shooting at these flying fuckers that explode, launch tears AND spawns one of the blue leaches. Especially since they're usually in a group with at least one other one or those fat bat things which take damage for days.

It's like the difficulty in the new content is based on everything having a ton of health. Even the new bosses show this (obviously with Hush and Ultra Greed) such as Ragman and Brownie. Who doesn't love shooting at Ragman's head five times only for it to turn into a spider and take another six shots. Or to go against Brownie and have to deal with tons of small poop enemies and him launching tears at you.

All this does is make the player more reliant on damage ups, which means more restarting and less just playing the game and having fun with what you get.
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>>122045529
>better than maggy means the best thing ever
do you have down's?
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>>122045529
>I can't math :^)
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>>122045406
We live in an afterbirth world with hp scaling and damage limits, multipliers are worthless
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>>122045625
>Cain
>Shit
What?
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>>122045626
The Frail is hella frail tho
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>>122045716
Cain is only shit compared to what he was before, he's really just not very good.
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I pick up Bob's Brain because I hate myself.
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Post yfw Edmund said that the new floors and enemies would be unique
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>>122045626
The game itself is just not well designed so there's really no way around it.

The only way to make bosses and enemies hard is to give them a shit ton of health and force you into bullet hell mode.

So as a result a run where you don't get damage items is just practically unbeatable (or at the very least extremely excruciating to play)

The deal with the devil system is shit as well where it's your only somewhat reliable source of damage and yet you can get hurt by one little bullshit room setup in the caves and miss out on damage and then it just snowballs into shit.
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>>122045424

That's my face while sitting in a corner, with their beam just to the left of me, and I'm playing as Lost, knowing that the second he stops firing and moves to the right I'm going to die.
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>>122045853
>starts with the ability to open golden chests for free
>highest base luck, leading to more drops
>second highest base damage multiplier
>shit
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>>122045853
His free PHD was nice indeed, but him having a x1.2 multiplier and starting with the lockpick doesn't make him bad, just slightly worse than he was in vanilla.
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At what point does isaac start with the d6?
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>>122045716
he's practically isaac with one heart less
they shouldn't have taken his inherent good pills ability
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>>122046038
beat the cathedral boss with bluebaby aka ???
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>>122045909

Or you can actually get a Devil Room and have it be full of nothing but black hearts, or red chests full of spiders and troll bombs, or a razor blade and a Nail surrounded by spikes with a turret enemy sitting behind the Devil like I just got. :^)
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>>122045909
Honestly I feel like 'earning' Devil Deals, especially when the rooms are shit, no longer feels fair

Devil Rooms should just show up upon beating the Boss like Rebirth's Book of Belial, Goat Head keeps them open. No Devil Rooms with no items. If there's going to be cards and shit include at least an item to make the ordeal worth it

Make them available on the first floor too, then the second floor onward Angel Rooms have a 50% chance of spawning if Satan wasn't to your liking that run

Because what they did to both make them woefully inferior to Item Rooms, which also got nerfed in Rebirth
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>>122045947
>second highest base damage multiplier
Dark Judas > Judas > Cain = revived Lazarus
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>>122045947
>starts with the ability to open golden chests for free

You can get a whole two pennies, bobs brain, and abel, what an amazing ability

The other stuff is true, it's just not enough to make him an actually good character, just better than absolute shit like Maggy or Lazarus.
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>>122045873
why does it never seem to launch except when I don't want it to?
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>>122046254
>Implying Dark Judas counts as a character
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rant your last death, /boig/
I died to fucking leeches in the cathedral in a dead eye + mutant spider run
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>>122046254
Base damage, faggot. Special characters that require death/special conditions to get to doesn't count.

>>122046259
>I never open golden chests: the post
Can also read as
>I never get Cricket's Head or Cricket's Body: the post
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>>122046404
Fucking E P I C damage sponge bullshit that I couldn't beat in a damage race
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>>122046307

Because unlike literally everything else in the entire game, Bob's Brain has been coded with advanced AI. It determines the absolute low point in your desire for it to launch, and then it does.
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>>122046404
fucking leeches in the womb on the daily
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>>122046404
War's troll bomb during the daily.
The fuckers launched each other into me.
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>>122046259
>You can get a whole two pennies, bobs brain, and abel
And Cricket's head, Steven, Fate, Mask of Infamy, Tammy's/Guppy's Head and Head of the Keeper.
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Is the daily glitched to not have item rooms for anyone else?
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>>122046134
Isnt that like more than halfway through the game?
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>>122046715
>glitched
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Guys, I have an idea for a new curse.
Okay, so, I'd call it Curse of the Dead:
an immortal little Haunt following you through the whole floor!
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>>122046715
not a glitch, the steaks supposed to be tough :^)
I'm actually eating steak right now, and fuck is it good[/spoiler
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>>122046778
No.

If you're really concerned about it, just pick up the ankh and then kill yourself to unlock it early
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Help me /boig/

Because I'm a retard, I accidentally picked up the cursed eye in greed mode. It's making the ultra greed fight impossible to finish. But I have so much sustain that I never die either. How do I end my suffering?
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>>122046846
Enough with the curses

After Blind and Maze, I never want to see a new curse ever again
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>>122046404
I was too slow to outrun Hush dual laser beams. I was doing perfectly fine but then that phase drained my whole hp bar, thanks to that speed down pill on top of Lard.
>>
>its still early in the week, i did expect the update to come out today mid day but im still testing it and the guys are still fixing stuff.. the updates are not attached to anything other than fixes/bugs/balancing isues...
>go play a good game like fallout 4 or something till the update is live... trying not to miss more glaring issues and rush out this patch again.

Edmund is literally telling us to play another game until this one is fixed.
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>>122046404

I thought it was Rubber Cement.

It was Ipecac.

I already had My Reflection and several other items which made my tears so big I already couldn't see myself every time I opened fire.

I shot a tear and instantly took damage.

After that, it was only a matter of time.
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>>122046932
Spawn in a Black Candle.
:^)
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>>122046932
press R
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>>122047008
>I thought it was Rubber Cement.
>It was Ipecac.
rookie mistake m80
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>>122046974

Curse of the Maze is the most annoying shit in the game by far.

Hahaha, thought you were going into THAT room?
Well now you're going into THIS room!
All the way across the map!
Five times in a row!
Hope there aren't spikes next to the door!
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>>122047092

Two items I never see.

Do you fags memorize the wiki?
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>>122046974

Anon, don't be a little bitch.
See, it would be just the kind of thing Ed wants in his heavily RNG-reliant game to keep people from winning too often!
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>>122047008
:^)
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>>122047396
They're pretty common items, one's green and one's brown. You can always just check. And after 300-500 hours you remember all the items anyways.
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>>122047279
>play as the Lost
>go through any door
>get teleported inside of the Curse room
Thanks
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>>122047560
jej
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>>122037215
How do you set the resolution like that?
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>>122047560

Two jars of shit

>>122047568

So common I basically never see them. They may as well be Brimstone for as often as I find them.
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>>122046932
You epic dodge. It can be done.

I had a run with the Scapular + Cursed Skull combination, I was literally immortal. It took me about 50 attempts to no-hit win Ultra Greed since i didn't have any gamebreaker powerups, just a good bit of +Atk and Whore (Eve). But it can be done.
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>>122047396
Ipecac has been in game since vanilla.
The other one is orange.

>>122047568
>one's green.
What are you on about, they're both brown.
Cac has a white label and cap, Cement has an Orange cap and label.
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>>122047745
>rubber cement
>shit
I'll fuckin fight you m8
>>
>playing isaac on dxm
>this game pretty cool
>wait... is that a baby killing demon babies by crying on them?
>oh my god its a giant bloody fetus
>it's just gore! it's just fucking gore! everywhere!
>close game
>try to go to sleep
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>>122047745
>Either of those items
>Shit

G I T G U D
I
T
G
U
D
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>>122047745
>rubber cement
>shit
>only tear effect in the game to allow you to hit the same enemy twice with once tear

lol
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>>122048005
You sound straight out of tumblr.

Please leave.
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>>122048040

>only tear effect in the game to allow you to hit the same enemy twice with once tear

Piercing + My Reflection
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>>122047845
Ipecac looks kind of purple to me, desu
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>Ipecac + Cricket's Body

It's ok, I didn't like that run anyway
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>>122048005
>play isaac
>go to sleep
>wake up
>go to work
>see some dog poo on the sidewalk
>cry on it
>plunge my hand into it in hope for some cash
>there's none
Fuck you
>>
>>122048269
>not carpet bombing the shit out of everything
>>
>Eve's Mascara
>"damage up and shot speed down"
>also cuts firerate in half

JUST TELL ME THIS IN-GAME
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>>122048207
>implying that even works
dumb frogposter
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>>122048497
>Implying it doesn't
dumb shitposter
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>>122047760
I finally managed to do it. Turns out Black Powder is actually really good against Ultra Greed's Key attack.
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>>122048260
You're right. But at least brown is a lot closer than fucking green. I think the other guy might be colorblind.
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>>122048593
Not him, but I'm colorblind and it does look slightly green to me
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LASER BOMBS
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>broken clock slows down the Mega Satan fight
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>>122046404
Destroyed by my own TNT barrel in the cathedral.
Was holding the arrow keys to charge up my mom's knife and fucking lil' loki triggered the TNT and killed me.
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>>122048950
>broken watch speeds up hush fight
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Some of the old challenges has gotten a lot harder because of new bullshit enemies.
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>>122049474
PIC FUCKING RELATED
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>>122050260
Wrong Hive, Anon
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>>122049474

Yeah I was actually going through a couple of them today to remind myself what they were even about since I beat most of them in one try and then never touched them again.

Thank fuck I already cleared Solar System and Cat Got Your Tongue long ago.
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>learn about moddingofisaac.com
>take a look through
>find some neat stuff that doesn't unbalance the game
>can't download unless you login
>"for fuck sakes"
>click login, thinking the button to sign up will be there
>brings me to steam
>"oh well that's neat i guess"
>put in info
>nothing happens, the fields just clear
>try logging in at steampowered.com, works fine
>try logging in at steamcommunity.com, same issue
Valve, why do you always find some way to piss me off?
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>>122050534
I thought mods disabled unlocks and achievements but who cares about them.
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>>122050810
Not that guy but yeah you're right, before Afterbirth came out I had to get RPG before I got any neat fun mods because they disable achievements.
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>>122048207
>two tear effects synergizing is now one tear effect

ok
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>playing lazarus
>second floor devil room
>the fuckin' nail and abaddon
>grab nail
>realize that abaddon will immediately put my hearts up to max
>spikes around the deal
>LET'S DO THIS
>grab abaddon by running through the corner
>run into spike
>die
>get full abaddon health
FUCK. YOU. EDMUND.
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>>122050517
>Trying to maneuver in narrow or extra small boss room during Cat Got Your Tongue
That sounds pretty awful honestly
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>>122051437
Wait, are you telling me that you grabbed the nail first before realizing that you could also take Abbadon? As in, you would have picked the nail over Abbadon?
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>>122048950
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>>122051437
are you retarded mate
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>>122050810
>>122050896
Oh well fuck that then.
Still pissed off at Valve's incompetence, though.
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>>122051626
I grabbed the Nail first, expecting that taking Abaddon would kill me and put me in revived Lazarus state, forgetting that Abaddon gives you 6 black hearts.
I brought myself down to 1 red heart, grabbed Abaddon, and ran into the spike to kill myself, and I still got the full health from Abaddon.
The "FUCK YOU EDMUND" is me saying I broke his fucking game and got the best of both worlds, and nothing can stop me from having fun.
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>>122050810
>>122050896
But they don't anymore, that was changed early on.
>>
Stupid question but is there only a limited number of items you can have in the game/afterbirth or the items on the right just displaying the last 10 things you picked up?
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>>122051902
But revived Lazarus is better than default Lazarus.
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>>122051950
last 10
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>>122052054
Yes, anon. That's what I was doing. I figured out how to go into revived lazarus, using default lazarus's health, and still get Abaddon.

it didn't help much because it still took my heart container away but whatever
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Head or Box?

And does Cursed Eye have any interactions with Ludo, or is it garbage either way?
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So, how is it that the reddit retards are denying that content was timegated?
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post yfw
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>>122052454
>>
IT'S TIME
And yes, I'm playing as Lazarus. No orbitals.
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>>122052421
Cursed Eye is completely overwritten by Ludo.
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>>122052621
FUCK FORGOT IMAGE
Yeah I'm going all in on this. If I pop Book of Belial after his 1st phase I should be good.
>First devil room Pentagram Dark bum
>Get chaos
>Pick up Guppy's Collar on the way down
>Feel like taking on Hush cuz I missed the mark on Boss Rush (Dank Depths XL)
>Left treasure room = Guppy's Head
>Go into shop
>Dead Cat
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>>122052421
Even if you had a couple familiars, and Box hadn't been nerfed, I would still take head any time.
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>kill very first boss
>item is dinner
>use d6
>rerolls into breakfast
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>>122052886
Yeah I fucked up. You NEED orbitals against Hush. Can't work Epic Fetus against him otherwise.
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>>122052886
If you die once its pretty much over
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>>122052908
I did, kinda hoping to get something to use with it later though. Right now it's hide and ludo stuff.

Devil Deal was Dark Bum was the decider, I can't afford to use Box, dupe the bum, and have each picking up hearts independently or something since this is a blue baby run.
>>
>still wrangling things for the next big afterbirth patch, if all goes well it should go live at some point tomorrow.. worst case friday ;)

Slow down with that steak anon
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>find a dice room
>heh, let's try it. what could possibly go wrong?
>reroll into tiny planet + strange attractor + eve's mascara + monstro's lung
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>>122052960
Same stupid faggot here, just rerolled Mom's panties into Mom's lipstick.

I hate you, Edmund.
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>>122054208

range up is the most worthless stat increase in the game

I'd almost rather have nothing
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>>122052454
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>>122054429

whoops replied to wrong post

>>122054297
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>doing well
>go into item room
>see a white thing
>"oh, it must be blind rage, i've just unlocked it so let's see how it is. looks a lot different than i thought it'd loo-"
>it's number 2
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What do these even do?
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>>122054924

lucky pennies can drop in place of regular pennies, they give you luck up as well as a penny

hanging shopkeepers always drop a nickel when you bomb them? i think
>>
>>122054924
lucky pennies, you fucking guess
Special hanging shopkeepers suck you should bomb them because they suck so much wink wink
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hey guys, got my new patch notes ready, thought i would screen them with you guys!

Fixed a bug where D4 didn't reroll the D4 as well
Unlocks will now require the user to play a certain amount of hours in the game
Cubes of Meat droprate reduced, as a new meat boy companion has been introduced: fart boy!
Kidney Stones now a special item

Your buddies now move more slowly, a nerf that lilith desperately needed
Offerings to Satan now allow the player to buy Poop Items with hearts
Underwear items now shoot explosive diarrhea on pickup, not a necessary nerf, but I think the players will forgive me from the laughs they have :)

as always i'm open to questions, just go on /r/bindingofisaac and make sure to post with how much you love afterbirth! See you guys tomorrow night :)
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>>122054924

Special Hanging Shopkeepers drop Nickels (and rarely the Keeper Head item) when bombed
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>>122055070
Also, I feel like Devil rooms are far too powerful, so I've decided to make it so that taking any damage at all will reduce your chances of getting a Devil room, both red hearts AND spirit hearts.
Lastly, we finally fixed the bug that made it so that The Lost could take devil rooms for free.
>>
>>122055070
10/10
>>
>>122055070

>Cubes of Meat droprate reduced, as a new meat boy companion has been introduced: fart boy!

you could have done better here, nobody gives a shit about cube drops anymore, everyone already has the achievement
>>
>>122055070

FUCK YOU FATMUND MCMILLIONS

GIVE ME MY AZAZEL BUFF
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>doing step 4 to unlock the lost
>door to satan
>full 12 black hearts
>meh pretty sure he will kill me
>accidentally killed satan with black hearts
....did i screw it up?
>>
>>122055379
Oh, I forgot to mention, Lilith being able to obtain the Meat Boy and Bandage Girl achievements using the Box of Friends was a bug, as such, we'll be revoking all achievements and unlocks pertaining to the 2, and making the players obtain it legitimately, as it was intended.

Not only that but considering we finally have a trinity of Meat Boy items, we're changing it so that you can pick up all 3 types in a single run, and if you do so, you obtain a brand new "Meat Boy" transformation, which forces all doors to be open, increases your speed 4X, removes your ability to shoot tears, and gives you a slightly slippery movement, just like in the hit game Super Meat Boy!

I'm sure that fans of both games will appreciate the work we're putting into these updates, and I hope you have fun with the new patch!
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>>122055624

>12 black hearts
>40 damage per heart
>480 damage total assuming no shots fired
>Satan has 600hp per form
>>
>>122055624

Yep. Have fun doing the first three steps again dingus.
>>
>>122055690

Assuming the trap doors in boss rooms opened instantly instead of functioning like they do in the pacifist seed, I would actually really like this to be a thing.
>>
>>122055987
One more thing, bosses are now puzzles under the Meat Boy transformation, we've come up with a puzzle for each boss that involves maneuvering them into certain ways and forcing them to take damage, or pressing buttons. Also, just like in Meat Boy, if you touch anything hazardous, you die!
How could I forget such an important detail to our little easter egg?
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>>122055806
i had The Ludovico Technique and i accidentally damage satan, it's all my fault...
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>>122048269
its all in the wrist
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>Pick up Abaddon and Brimstone early in a Lilith run
>Skating on thin ice in terms of HP for most of the run
>Pick up magic mush
>Get a fuckton of HP after that
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>start judas run
>first treasure room has 20/20
>oh boy here we go
>eventually make it to the womb with double brimstone + synthoil + cricket's head
>one shotting everything including bosses
>did boss rush for the heck of it even though the items were shit
>genuinely having fun
>think to myself "Look Edmund, I'm having fun and you can't stop me!"
>enter boss room of womb I
>its war
>kick his shit in
>devil room opens
>oh neat, lets see what's insi-
>isaac-ng.exe has stopped working
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>>122056641

your run would have saved at the start of the floor at the absolute worst

mcmuffin only stole a little bit of your fun
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>finish the post its for everybody but the lost
>tfw have to play the "hold r until you get holy mantle or dead cat" game again.
>>
>>122055070
>>122055379
He could have. Could have said there'd be a new item, Pile of Shit, that would combine to form Brownie from SMB. And that Box of Friends no longer affected it, Cube, or Ball, and any of the 3 could appear on any given horseman.
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>>122056727
thank christ
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>>122056519
>on the lost
oh god you're going balls to the wall aren't you
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>>122056792
Why not take a breather til after the patch?

Either it'll make it easier and no more hold R, or, it'll make it harder and you can have a real challenge.
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>>122057061
Yeah but the way the greed fight is designed made it impossible to win
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>playing the lost on greed
>get holy cat
>get mom's knife
>drop d6 for candle
>curse of the blind
>bob's brain
>knowing it's only a matter of time before I die 9 times to bob's brain
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So, /boig/, what are some items that you immediately toss into the trash upon finding?
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>>122058190
Experimental treatment.
Every time I pick it up thinking "It's gonna be different this time!"
Every time I'm wrong.
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>>122058190
>bob's brain
>soy milk
>lord of the pit
>chocolate milk
>holy water
>literally every bean holy shit why are these things so useless
>>
>>122058190

apart from the most popular shitters like soy milk, etc

>remote detonator
>tech2
>flush
>the virus, common cold
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>>122058498
>Flight
>Chocolate Milk
You wot
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>>122058737

in his defense, lord of the pit is objectively the worst flight item

it's probably not even worth its cost
>>
>>122058498
>chocolate milk
how about you say that to my face and see what happens faggot
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>>122058190
>Brimstone
>Mom's Knife
>Godhead
>Sacred Heart
>Dr. Fetus
>Epic Fetus
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>>122058513
>Soy Milk
>Bad

Why don't you git gud?
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>>122058936
>tfw pre-afterbirth Dr. Fetus was actually a trash-tier item
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>>122058936
fucking epic
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>>122058951
Soy Milk needs to git gud.
>>
When would Eve's Mascara constitute as god
>>
>>122059284
Never
>>
Why the fuck are those walking spider sack shitters immune to kamikaze?
>>
does explosivo work with epic fetus?
>>
>no zodiac transformation
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>>122059818
If its not brimstone you can go ahea and guess theres not going to be a synergy

Really stupid how they put so much focus on brimstone considering it drops fucking less than godhead
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new thread

>>122060019
>>122060019
>>122060019
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>>122022851
>>122023234
>>122023998

>thinking butts aren't funny but rehashing the same joke about steaks is genius
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>>122058951
Soy Milk isn't a good item by itself

It just has good synergies
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