/ss13g/

First for thread wars

the other thread is ERPing

i like this thread more

Fourth for FreakinABonk a cute
CUTE

>>121909851
He's an entry-level waifu.

>>121910012
fuck off commie you don't even know

>>121910125
Trust me, I do know.
t. Sean

Wetting your pants and diapers are cute! CUTE!
you think you can avoid my cuteposting with switching threads?

>>121910182
you're not even a good husbando what would you kbow

>>121910182
liar. he's top tier

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Ghost Trick type shit when?

Who is objectivity the worst Waifu?

I'd say Riley aka the most boring chef alive

>>121910630
It would be neat if the chaplain could do a milestone for a superghost that could move shit a la halloween and maybe open doors

>>121910934
anyone but freakin

>>121910934
and riley is a piece of shit
freakin is mine you asshole

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SHOULD KUDZU BE FULLTILE, MEANING, YOU CAN'T CLICK "BEHIND" THE TRANSPARENT PARTS OF THE TILE?
THAT WOULD MAKE IT SO THAT FIGHTING KUDZU DOESN'T REQUIRE PIXELSNIPING, BUT WOULD ALSO MAKE IT SO THAT YOU CAN'T EASILY PICK UP THINGS UNDER KUDZU OR DRAG PEOPLE AWAY ETC.

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A fine end to the round, you were good people.

>>121911432
No pixel hunting is good but no dragging and picking is just too hardcore to handle

>>121911564
Stuff like this is why I wanted to remove drills from combat borgs.
Shit's OP

>>121911638
dylan please go

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>>121911681
I'm the guy that re-balanced ripleys and mech drills.
Please don't call me dylan.

>>121907150
>>Everyone lost EVA access, tensions are high
>>Coderbase still clueless about what the playerbase wants
>>Might not get into /vg/ league 5 because our dumb asses haven't made a logo yet
damn the coders know what the players want but the players want shit you can't just blink and it appears.

Several people posted logos

>>121911638
Also I meant combat mechs, not combat borgs

>>121911432
>>121911609
>not just alt-clicking the tile

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>>121907150
We've got a logo, a team, a page, everything looks good.

Can we put in a description or team history or whatever the fuck or do we actually need to wait to play a tournament or something before we can add that like other team generals have?

>>121912135
I think Manager should also be Bald Man Of Coding.

Who says the team manager can't also play on the team? Fuck the rules

>>121912135
you still have the reddit tier "how to honk properly" over "clown.wmv"

>>121912135
>panic bunker STILL isn't the goalie
who the fuck even managed to let that happen goddamn

>>121905854
My first time as chef the only botanist kept storing seeds in the fridge. If I'm remembering correctly while in the fridge it didn't say what kind of seeds.

This is the same botanist that got mad at me at dead chat because I made meatbread and said they'd never play botanist again.

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>>121907150
>>Everyone lost EVA access, tensions are high

WHAT

BEEP BEEP

MAKE WAY FOR SYNDIEBOMB WINS 24/7

WHO DID THIS?

>>121912472
>>121913135
These

>>121911814
C'mon now probe. No one had any complaints about how EVA used to work except for maybe IAAs taking medical hardsuits

>>121913350
mistakes were made and fixed already

>>121914103
oh ok

>>121913849
I'm not sure what you're saying but I had this out with Riri - I do not like that medical personnel have hardsuits in EVA (or two to begin with) and think it would be much nicer if there were only two atmos and two engi hardsuits, then a bunch of slowmobile gray soft suits.

But someone made a map fix and I made a code fix to address the problem of the EVA access button on the HoP computer not actually giving EVA access.

I'm totally cool with medical losing hardsuit access. They're fuckin medical. Not everyone gets their own hardsuit. Hence the paramedic. But that's not for me to decide by myself. Someone needs to make an issue, get feedback from the people who aren't interested in using github, get feedback from the people who are, and then change it.


>>121913350
security and medical lost EVA access for like 2 days because of an oops.

>>121912135
>still no fucking Drungi

>>121912135
What a shitty logo

>>121912135
The powergloves stun tirade should be our logo

>>121914359
Drungi would just kill himself.

>>121912135
>no Washing Machines

so if i am literally sitting next to someone who is playing ss13 with me, is there any way for me to not get banned?

I mean, I want to keep the metagaming to a minimum, but it's pretty hard to not know what the other guy is doing.

>>121912135
>no [insert generic meme here]

>>121912472
>>121913135
>>121913413

Yell at shiggy, not me

>>121915124
That's not a logo, that's an entire image

>>121914871
It was the best one submitted out of the choices available. If you think you can do better, please do.

>>121914359
Drungi in place of EI NATH? Could also do it in place of Dino Wars

>>121915692
meh meme to be honest

>>121912472
>>121913135
Fixed desu lads.

>>121914871
I think it's pretty decent. The silver/grey background is supposed to be a silver coin, right? Seems clever.

>>121916742
Some people have been banned in your situation. Not a lot but some. A lot more people have never been banned for metagaming despite playing with their family or friends.

Want to know one weird trick that admins don't want you to go?

DON'T FUKKEN METAGAME.

Your friend groans that someone killed him? You can't unhear it but you can choose not to act on it. If you see that guy then you know nothing about it. Don't work together to be a graytide duo, wordlessly fucking the station with no lube. Don't rescue him from the depths of space after looking on his screen to see where he was.

It's not difficult. The people that get banned for meta aren't doing it on accident. They're intentionally taking advantage of metaknowledge. And they get banned. Because we already know they're playing from the same location and as soon as that fishy shit starts happening we know the reason why.

>>121917604
Thank you, Shiggy.
I still need to do my song and dance with you later.

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>>121917895
C'mon, MsDD.

>>121916742
Don't make it obvious, and if you do, do it for something that's non-harmful and hurts literally no one.

No one's going to complain about two botanists wordlessly coordinating to do their jobs perfectly and not fucking over anyone and just helping instead.

>>121911432
What at these pictures from?

The honk factory is progressing nicely, having trouble deciding how to dress that whore up, the name demands sexy clown, the sexy clothes are not enough.

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>>121918140
Codex Seraphinianus

>>121917473
Drungi in place of Dino Wars
Dino Wars hasn't been relevant in forever

>>121918297
D-diethyl?

>>121918297
So that's the dangers of premarital sex the church keeps warning us about.

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>>121918394
Worse than a hundred diethyls

>>121918464
But he a good boy.

>>121916742
i got a simple rule that fixes the meta problem with my roommate
the faggot who causes anything meta should buy the beer or get nut cracked
it really works just try it

>>121918375
Can someone please explain dino wars to me? It's clearly before my time. Was it an awful gamemode?

>46 issues remain before we thaw
Fuck it, lets kick it into high gear, fix all the things!
No more reports you fuckers, we can do it

>>121918656
i just remembered a few issues in botany and science and as a good player i will push it under the rug until the ice age is over

>>121918656
>>121918781
Don't stop reporting bugs or I'll push the requirement even lower

>>121917837
>don't metagame
>adminhelp is the essence of metagame
YOU ARE THE PROBLEM

>>121918881
?

>>121918551
perfect advice, thanks. we play right next to a bar, so it works out just fine.

>>121918856
i wont report shit until the freeze is over
what you gonna do?stab me?
>>121918948
probe do you even sleep? whats your time zone im curious since whenever i spess you're online

>>121919094
probe is not a person
he is the collective entity of all the admins and great players we don't deserve, all amalgamated into one

>>121919094
Florida / EST. It's more like I have a dynamic schedule which is a nice way of saying I have terrible sleeping habits and flip the times I'm on constantly.

>>121919094
No, I'll make the requirement 10 bugs more

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>>121919230
>>121919094
>I'll make the requirement 10 bugs more
THE HORROR

I just tested my autoclowner, i laughed more than I should have, the sounds are what make it; especially when you know what the autoborger does.

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>>121919226
we both suffer from the same problem then
who needs sleep anyway, right?

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>>121919605
Both of us.

>>121919489
Put up that fukken PR.

>CIA's now a PR

No shiggy no, this is not good

Why not do one of two things for EVA:
>make its center area common so tools and supplies can be gathered by crew. Suit closets are blast doored or department locked (the actual pods) until code blue/AI/x amount of atmos alarms are tripped
>move materials to separate room and replace department suits with basic space suits/EVA suits (still have the sprites kicking around) with more suits available. Move department suits to their departments or leave them there under lock down so Dickburger the clown cause an issue.

>>121919907
People seem to like it.
Proxypoll time!
http://poal.me/hgd7as

>>121920016
>no "whatever"
>no meme option

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>>121912135
What a depressingly lame and nondescript logo. Clowns are the poster boys.

>>121917706
Nobody who hadn't also played the game would come to that conclusion. Pay attention to the lectures Rei.

>>121920016
Come on, I like Baneposting too, but can we stop putting meme shit in the game?

>>121920259
Just for you?

>>121920259
But there's nothing wrong with a bit of memes sometimes. Besides, it looks nice.

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>>121919980
It was much better the way it was.

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>>121920342
someone please for the love of god and everything that you hold dear get this hot head outta here

>>121920259
Why cant you just be the bigger guy and let it go

>>121919712
But what of the awaymission? The clown army needs their clowner, one of us one of us!

If it's going standalone it can go several ways, cluwnes so it's an antag clown weapon, regular clowns for perhaps some sort of bastardised malf clown gamemode or one that pretends to be an autoborger but does nothing but apply a removeable mask and honk at you.

Didn't realise the potential of my own creation, what an inventive day this has been.

>>121920161
Are we supposed to be appealing to people who don't even play the game? No one would understand what a gas mask or clown mask or a blue toolbox meant either, except us of course.

>Pay attention to the lectures Rei.

what the fuck is that even supposed to mean? does liking some logo someone made make me Rei? fuck off with your boogeymen

>>121921471
the clown is the face of ss13. it is recognized even by those who do not play.

>>121921584
as is the greyshirt though.

>>121921670
I'd wager the clown is a more universal posterboy, honestly

>>121921471
>Are we supposed to be appealing to people who don't even play the game?

No but we should at least be a little more recognizable than "nondescript grey blob" on a leaderboard.

Rei made the logo and I would think only Rei would jump to the conclusions you did.

>>121921670
They're not that recognizable.

>>121921670
in order of recognizableness by the general population:
1. clown
2. shitcurity
3. ????
4. everything else

>>121922265
thank you. im sure you conducted a thorough analysis and did lots of surveying to come up with these results.

>>121922326
I actually did this thing called "not being an idiot" which allows me to approximate results accurately 97.3% of the time.

>>121922050
>only Rei would jump to the conclusions you did.

didn't rei literally say in his post when he made the logo that it was a silver coin? doesn't take much jumping to conclusions when the answer is laid out for you at the start.

>>121922398
way too simple

XENO STATION

HUMANS OUT

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>Popped in as larvae on sec station
>fugfugfugfug
>No other xenos
>Hop over to tiny virology
>Probably seen as soon as I get there because I thought virology was never entered
>Hatch one sentinel
>Three personnel come knocking at our nest
>It's ogre
>Hide in a locker
>I'm so unrobust, no way I'm surviving, I hope the sentinel survives
>Manage to knock down all of them and secure them in nests
>Later on have wheelchair flying fun, and take over the shuttle
Queen can be fun sometimes

>>121922454
I'm pretty sure he didn't, Rei

>>121922454
It's a fucking inter-board event spun off for a single board. What standards do we have to live up to? That one looks fine.

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>>121922454
>>121922398

i gotchu senpai

>>121923418
brilliant

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>>121923418
I minimized it more four you

>>121923631
I have been outplayed and humiliated.

wew lad, all this anger

>>121922454
Yes

>>121923045
I did.

>>121922050
The first thing I said when I submitted the logo, aside from describing what it was, was basically along the lines of "welp, if there's nothing better that comes along I guess take this". I'm really not that happy with it myself.

Personally, I really liked the concept someone hastily drew of the blue toolbox with the crossing stun baton and crowbar. I think that one EASILY beats out the one I made, that is if someone were to actually make it into something more than a sketch. Someone should probably see if they can find it and work on it.

>>121923242
Well, when everyone else has some high quality fucking commission tier looking shit, having the options we have now kinda look really awful in comparison.

I was thinking at first of intentionally making a really pixelated logo to go with the BYOND sprite shit theme, but then decided it'd probably just look like some low quality resolution dogshit that was done by incompetency, not on purpose.

>>121923418
>>121923631
10/10

>>121923418
other than the text, i really like this one. simple, yet elegant. delightfully tacky, yet unrefined.

>>121923418
Visually eloquent.

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>wizard

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>>121923418
No fuck you assistants are cooler

>>121924528
this is some advanced tier autism grudge.

are you feeling okay?

>>121924690
He's having fun

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>>121924690
I like the other design though.
Have a minimal clown

>>121925081
requesting "I'M MISBEHAVING, I HAVE AUTISM"

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>>121923716
Or we could just, you know, not do it.
I don't know why Shiggy brought it up in the first place honestly. It's on par with 4craft in terms of 'tism.

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>>121925138

>>121925128
>you feel a small prick

>>121925590
Nobody called you, self-important-spoilered-reply-bald-man-reaction-imageman

>>121925590
It looks fun. I can't see why anyone would be vehemously against it. You're literally just watching a bunch of meme named video game soccer players controlled by an AI duke it out.

What's not to enjoy?

>>121925590
Someone else brought it up and I figured I might do it, you know.
But apparently we're not in because the other memeboys have gotten ahead of us.

>>121925842
Not in yet, you mean.

They told me if I believe 4 other teams aside from us joined they'd increase the tournament to 40 teams and we'd be in.

So go yell at some other generals that aren't in yet and convince the to think about joining it.

>>121925976
That'd be really great, but wouldn't it mean that if it's akin to the League of Champions, it'd be 40 (group stage) 20 (1/8th finals) 10 (1/4th finals) 5 (semifinals)?
As in, 5 teams in semifinals might not be a good idea for reasons.

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>>121925795
Too bad

>>121925842
Well that sucks I guess. Would have been funny if we won it in the end.

I never thought our game was this scientifically accurate

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Destroying_angel

>"The name destroying angel applies to several similar, closely related species of deadly all-white mushrooms in the genus Amanita."

>"Closely related to the death cap (A. phalloides) they are among the most toxic known mushrooms, containing amatoxins as death caps do."

>"Symptoms do not appear for 5 to 24 hours, when the toxins may already be absorbed and the damage (destruction of liver and kidney tissues) is irreversible"

>"In one study, people who had ingested the toxin were treated with "fluid and electrolyte replacement, oral activated charcoal and lactulose, IV penicillin, combined hemodialysis and hemoperfusion in two 8-hour sessions", some with "IV thioctic acid, others IV silibinin" and all received a "special diet." It was concluded that "...intensive combined treatment applied in these cases is effective in relieving patients with both moderate and severe amanitin poisoning."

>>121926928
too bad amatita toxin is pretty shit in the game, especially when you can get cyanide

>>121927026

Then change it to destroy the liver, cause massive intoxication, hallucinations (the not fun kind) and vomiting, because that's exactly what it does in real life

You could even make it so that anti-toxin does not purge it, forcing the doctor to git gud and dose active charcoal

REMOVE ASIMOV

ASIMOV A SHIT

>>121927230
THAT'S THE POINT

>>121927184
I 100% support this. I just don't want to code it myself because FUCK GIT!

>>121927230
Only if nonantag non human/silicons are removed.

>>121927954
Humans get removed.
Greys are now the default race.

>>121929390
Most people don't want to be Greys, though; there's a reason why it's so rare to seem them outside of the usual two or three who play them.

>>121929472
>Most people don't want to be Greys
They're obviously faggots.

Why is FEATURES not a member of the footyball team?

>>121929472
Because everyone who plays them literally has autism in real life?

It's a cool race, I just can't grasp how literally every single one is a raging yahir clone

>>121929852
It was going to be, but we had to make room for some obscure meme.

>>121912135
One day while Andy was masturbating, a clown blew up a space station's entire armory. Again. The Captain tried to throw him into a Gateway, but they fell in instead, taking them, a large portion of the crew, and their dank memes to another realm to play soccer.

I haven't played ss13 in quite some time.

How much has changed over the last couple of years? Is it still laggy as fuck?

Will /vg/station ban me for being an assistant and not exactly knowing what to do at all times?

>>121930323
Yes. On occasions. always

Probably not. Just don't be a shitter.

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>>121930323
Ignore the other guy, he probably got chaos dunked into a disposal bin by an assistant.

The lag has improved and explosions don't freeze everyone for minutes like they used to do, so 7devs are a breeze now.

No. We're not a heavy, medium, lukewarm roleplaying server. We're light. You could fuck up the particle accelerator and release the beast and not get banned if the admins are understanding, you could even be the world's most incompetent doctor and fuck up something as simple as lung surgery and not get any attention other than the salty fucker you were working on.

Just don't pull a non-antag Columbine, ERP, or metagamer, and you're good to go.

>>121930701
>doctors
>doing lung surgery
LOL good one

What the fuck is with the power on this station

>Power in collectors
>Power in wires
>Fuck all to no power in SMES's

Why

>>121930862
It's general SMES fuckery bug

>>121930323

>How much has changed over a couple of years

Fucking everything. I'd tell you to look at the changelog, but the changelog doesn't even go back a full year. It's something you'll have to see for yourself

>Is it still laggy as fuck

The game is much smoother, although shit can still break bad from time to time. However, horrible feature apocalypses like the circuit imprinter fuck-up are basically gone

>Will I be banned for being a greyshit and not knowing what I'm doing

Not really, although if you're thinking about RP, we're Light, maybe a bit heavier than originally. If that answer doesn't satisfy you, see http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/A_Crash_Course_In_Roleplaying

For general game knowledge, no-one cares unless you magically discover how to make a bomb with account age 0

>>121930862
You guys only had one SMES set to Auto on the input, the other two were off.

Although I don't know why the third SMES almost never seems to work. That much I still can't figure out.

>>121931069
because of course that wasn't tried 50 times before they gave up

>clown wasn't a survivor

>>121931023
>http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/A_Crash_Course_In_Roleplaying

kek
Don't bother with this.
Play however you want and have fun, so long as you're not s53ak1n5 laik th1z, no one will care.

We're still roleplay-lite, which means at least acknowledge that you're in space, you can still be Space Stalin/Hitler (minus the genociding) or whatever, no one will bat an eye.

>>121931237
Well, when I told one of them about it he kind of went OOOHHH, and after that went on and power started to build up while the powergrid went down, power was immediately back up and running after.

>>121931371

>Don't bother with this

Anything marked as "likely to cause admin intervention" or "breaches the rules" is extremely likely to get you in trouble

If you're not convinced, extrapolate a simple example from any of the bullet points you find too extreme and adminhelp to see if the admins would let you do that

>>121931521
I doubt you're going to get a 5 minute ban for going OOC: ;hi guys, when we have ebin memers make g: BEING ABSORBED IN DORMS and the like. Fuck I've accidentally said some pretty round important shit I meant to type in :s and didn't get so much as a bwoink with 2 admins on.

Also

>outdated

>>121931701
So are you going to update it then or just continue to act like a know-it-all shitter?

>>121932354
>shitter

Has a word ever lost meaning more than this one, at this point?

At least, the Planetside 2 general posters are consistent with it.

>>121932632
>Has a word ever lost meaning more than this one, at this point?

"Meme"

>>121932729
You've got me there.

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How fast should kudzu spread? I'm stumped.

>>121932632
Epic

>>121931701

Fake IC in OOC usually isn't banned at all anymore

Real IC in OOC will usually get you 5 minutes. If it's minor the admins might just bully you for a second

>>121932796
It should reach a 75 xy radius within 30 seconds.

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>>121932960

what kind of ban am i looking at for attempting to weld shut every locker on the station?

>>121933014
No. I'm suggesting how long he should make it.

It's simply balanced.

>>121933056
If you do it as a clown/mime no one would ever even think about banning you.

I dunno for non-clown/mime though.

>>121933056
Zilch, unless if Niggly is on.
He's anal in the figurative sense as much as he is in the literal sense.

I'm curious, what would happen if you thre the super matter shard into the singulo?

>>121933761
You don't want to find out.

>>121933795
if you don't tell him, we're all going to find out the hard way next round.

>>121933761

The regular shard causes the Singularity to immediately grow to maximum size

The full thing creates a Supermatter Singularity, which is exceptionally !!FUN!! and causes the end of the world until the Nanotrasen intern sends someone to fix the cloning backups

>>121933875

Whats the difference between the regular shard and "full thing"?

>>121932796
I don't see how kudzu is fun

>>121934250

The regular shard is available in Secure Engineering Storage from roundstart and can be ordered from Cargo. It cannot cause any round-ending events and will simply explode and irradiate everyone if fucked up

The full thing is adminbus-only and can end a round if fucked up

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>>121934340
I do :^)

>>121934340
it was certainly fun last night when it turned half the station into grey slimes

RIGGED

>>121935204
Meta is a passable map though.

>>121935328
>passable
get out legbutt

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>>121932796
IRL kudzu grows a foot a day

>>121934542
How horrifying.
I only get to watch the boring double agent rounds and "lings in the roid until everything blows up because people think it's extended".

>Kudzu can be fermented into ethanol and used for fuel

CODE IT! COOOOODE IT!

>>121935957
Spess is not IRL though

>>121937174

>

>>121937174
Which is why it should grow much faster than the 0.5in (1.27cm) an hour it grows IRL.

I'd say at LEAST twice as fast as in the webm linked in the post where the questions was asked.

>>121937565

>Kudzu should grow really fast

No, fuck that

Fast growing kudzu used to be a round ender because the entire station would be submerged in opaque vines, and if that plant had toxic stings then everyone would also be fucking dead

>>121937828
That's the point, numbnuts. That's WHY kudzu is in the game, it's an invasive weed that grows ridiculously fast.

>>121937828
I'm hoping to tune that, actually. Previously Kudzu would grow at almost the same speed no matter the plant stats.
If you want fast-growing kudzu, you have to splice and mutate it to have the smallest maturation time and the highest potency possible. On top of that, you used to be able to run around dragging a tray and start 500 kudzu hotspots by spamming seeds, I'm tweaking that as well.
But 3maturation 90potency lexorincyanide carnivorous stinging hematophage kudzu planted on 4 different locations would be pretty much a round-ender, yes.
I'm also planning on adding a big ass scythe to ripleys.

>>121938901
the thing people haven't exploited about Kudzu is that it can bear fruit

>>121939547
That's because it's unintuitive and the kudzu doesn't have a "ready to be harvested" sprite. I still need to solve the latter but I'm shit

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>>121937174
>His life isn't entirely spess escapism

>>121939750
it drops the fruit on the ground automatically i think

>>121939939
Nope, you need to grab the kudzu with your hand if it's harvestable (you don't know when it's harvestable) or it rarely drops it when killed.
See how unintuitive that is?

>>121939880
Oh.
It's you.
The shitter.

>>121942005
What?
Are you sure you're replying to the right guy, anon?

>>121942136
Yep.

>>121917604
The goalhorns are still messed up. The pomf goalhorn links to clown.wmv and the one that reads clown.wmv links to how to honk

>>121942180
Well I have no idea what you think I've done, but sorry!

>>121938901
>and mutate it to have the smallest maturation time
Literally impossible to do that with current mutation chances and round lengths since the same gene that causes kudzu spread is the one that handles maturation speed.

Meaning you would have to spend hours throwing mutagen at a bee enriched plant for negligible gains.

Sample Analysis

If you’ve followed the steps correctly, you should now have some usable fluid. We will now add to our sample fluid another element known as a 'carrier' fluid, this will be the background our measurement is taken against. There are three things that may occur when doing an analysis with different carrier fluids:

The carrier fluid is the same as the material type, causing a "100%" accuracy match or a "0%" accuracy match, this is not taken to be reliable.
The results were inconclusive. This means the carrier fluid you chose did not react properly with the sample, you must try another.
You get some percentage of accuracy between 0 and 100. This means your carrier fluid succeeded. More than one carrier fluid can give a real result and each can have different accuracies.

Now you’re ready to start a test battery of your sample. There are numerous boxes of solution trays scattered about, each solution tray holds 2 units of fluid. Using a dropper set to 1u, we will add 1 unit sample fluid and 1 unit carrier fluid to the tray (this part can be done using the chem dispenser). Each carrier fluid will give a somewhat different result based on its compatibility, try experimenting if you don't like your original result.

hahah what the fuck is this telling me to do

I have my lil trays with 1u of testing fluid and 1u of fuck off material. what the fuck am i meant to do with them

wiki a shitti

>>121944060
Don't worry anon, I gotcha covered ;^)

>>121944305
Oooh I like where this is going.

>>121944101
re-write the wiki to make it easier

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>minimize casualties
>murder-bone with vis grenades
antag ban for Guy Incognito when?

>>121943884
Fixed again, I hope.

>>121946430
After Yred is antag banned for killing everyone and escaping alone with minimize casualties.

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>>121946430
his other objective was to steal a jetpack which he failed and mechanics have access to jetpacks in EVA
>mfw

>>121946430
When you ban her.

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>>121946430
>he actually gives a fuck about green text displayed at the end of a 2D space man atmospherics simulator round

>>121944101
Jakob here.
I want to rewrite the whole Xenoarch wiki page since it's full of inaccurate/vague/outdated metagaming charts from like 2 years ago and unnecessary bullshit with Bay artifacts of lore, but it'd probably end up as bare bones as the RnD guide, basically turning a long winded wall of text into Xenoarch for Dummies. Here's how I would write that section:

"Get a large beaker. Grind the rock sliver in the grinder with the large beaker. Add 10u lithium sodium tungstate (1 part lithium, 2 parts sodium, 1 part tungsten, 4 parts oxygen) to the beaker. Turn on the Bunsen, put the beaker on the Bunsen (click the flames), and wait for it to bubble. Take the beaker off the Bunsen. Clear out everything from the beaker using the Chemmaster but the 8u of analysis fluid. Add 5u of the carrier fluid in the beaker using the chemistry dispenser. Place the beaker in the spectroscopy machines of your choice as is.

Note: Carrier fluid accuracy doesn't mean anything. 0% is as accurate as 100% for pinpointing the location of an artifact. If you forgot your carrier fluid, add mercury, since most small artifact types are metallic derivatives.

Tip: you can also just take a sample of any rock wall you see and use silicon as the carrier fluid if you REALLY want a 100% accuracy sample every time."

>>121948118
>Carrier fluid accuracy doesn't mean anything.
ALL THAT TIME i SPENT ADDING NOTES, AVERAGING OUT PERCENTAGES AND FUCKING AROUND WITH A BUNCH OF MACHINES MEANT DICK HUH?!

>>121948118
How do you put together a fossil, so you can make a dinosaur?

>>121948329
You got it, son.

I saw your readings as you were Xenoarching last round as an observer. The admins were wanting me to check your readings to help them help you out. 40 tiles away, because 80-ish meters even at 0% accuracy. There was as digsite EXACTLY at the 40 tile distance mark to the east of where I saw some rocky debris near the research outpost, which is where I assume you were digging from.

>>121948472
Find a skull and some bones. Use bones on the skull. You'll get an incomplete skeleton frame with a description of "looks like it needs _____ more bones"
Good luck getting enough bones due to RNG.
If you find a trace organics digsite, just say fuck it and drill it all. Get the miners to help you, too, or scoop up their fossils they leave behind after ddrilling everything for a chance at the Spur. They're the largest digsites and you can usually get enough bones for a skeleton or two if RNG is on your side, which it never is.

>>121943484
Waifu-ized Jakob Jakobson is now my favorite waifu

>>121949751
>you will never make love to Jakob next to a DNA scrambling artifact, both of your genders and bodies changing with every thrust, them whispering sweet stuttering Tourettes swears in your ear as you become blind and dissolve into a skellington as they go hulk and crush your pelvis during their climax for death by snoo snoo

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>>121950971

>>121946430
>bans for antags antagonizing

>>>/bay/

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>>121950971
>someone wrote all that shit about me

All I wanted was be a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. as an egghead and utilize anomalies since the asteroid is much like the Zone.

Time to be a dedicated observer.

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>>121950971

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>>121953195
I hear people bring it up all the time. But what is so bad about bay station ? I played on it once and it was not terrible.

>>121953875
they have rules and actually enforce them

>>121953984
Is that really so bad?

>>121954060
apparently to some people

>>121954060
For some people, it could be shit or acceptable. Ask me anything you want to know about that server and I'll respond truthfully.

why can't mommis refill light replacers

>>121954454
I don't know, why cant they?

how do you repair a vending machine?

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this is why bomb cap exists

>>121955550
>pizza in medbay break room still intact
meh 7/10

>>121955550
Tell me your magic.

>>121953875
It is a furry underage hugbox server. I can't play there without switching ckeys because mine's too lewd.

>>121956439
yeah but they have really nice cooking

>>121954060
Depends on the rules.
It's a RP server, so they're going to be overbearing on how you play.
It's fine if you want to roleplay, not so fine if you're in the mood for goofing around.

>>121956598
No they don't, the recipes are overcomplicated and all the sprites are god awful. Hydroponics is disgusting because of how the plants all look.

>>121955550
>fireball upgraded to maximum.png

>>121955550
How long did the Pin-pong take?

>Bob, at baseline Bob levels of retardation, was the most competent sec member
How fucking terrible do you need to BE

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> Mime gets brigged for about 5 minutes for having stun gloves
> Going to see him, want to whisper things to him
> Glares at me, and starts strangling me while I'm paralyzed
> He couldn't wait the 2 remaining minutes and not get outed as a vampire trying to strangle someone in a jail cell.
> he was one of two vampires
> Round went on for hours because the other vampire was at least somewhat subtle.

aden i couldn't get to that o2 medkit and died because you tazed me

all because you wanted to give me a taste of the horse butthole

>>121957263
>I broke into sec with the "captain"
>Bob, the detective, and a sec officer walk in on me and the assistant captain and do nothing
It was pretty shit, but fun

>>121954060
Yes it is when the rules are absolutely horrific and force you to roleplay the way THEY want you to roleplay or you'll be banned. There is no thinking outside of the box. No individuality. Just ratshit.

>>121954631
it's not a set up for a joke, i'm asking

Are the logs down?
I can't get to the page at all.

>>121955550
Are you the reincarnation of Cuban Pete?

I was looking through gamemodes on a different server and found mutiny, which looks like a toyed around with Rev. How bullshit does it end up in practice?

>>121959167
>admins remove bomb cap
>bomb explodes
>its big
>WOAH HOLY SHIT IS THAT CUBAN PETE HOW DID HE DO THAT TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

you all have vacant braindead stares.

>>121958896
Mine isn't the continuation of a joke, I am asking you why you think they cant

>>121959085
It's your DNS, replace pomf.se in the url with the actual IP

>>121962375
p cool

>>121962375
what am I looking at?

>>121962375
no idea what i'm looking at

>>121963295
>>121963350
The blue disc thing comes out only when it's making the item now, and recedes when done.

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>>121959893
most people don't make bombs with a theoretically range of 20dev

>>121954775
reinforced glass

>>121953424
>tfw no anomalies

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>>121963295
>>121963350
better animations.

>>121963437
The "blue disc thing" is just a glass cover.

>>121963709
Your mom is a glass cover.

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Anomalies when

>>121963709
I always wondered what that was.

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So, seemingly out of nowhere, anything that uses NanoUI is blank. I have tried Resend Resources, Toggling nanoUI off and on, and reinstalling Byond. Bupkis. I'm fucked out of any job that uses a computer, APC, etc.

What do?

>>121965161
basically you're fucked, everyone knows nanoUI is shit but noone has done anything about it

>>121965341
Maybe if we offer blood sacrifice to pomf he will fix it

>>121965341
Fucking bummer. I'll see if I can clear out any settings on Byond or anything for a truly clean install and keep an eye out here in case anyone else has a solution. I'd really prefer not to play chef and janitor for the rest of my life.

Late joining on a map you aren't familiar with is the worst, especially when you have no idea where escape is and there's no time to ask.

>>121965953
I dealt with it by rolling up a retarded chaplain, that way I wouldn't need to know where anything is anyway. The quantum butt was a nice touch too, even if I didn't figure out what I could do with it.

>>121965341
Coders seem to be in heavy denial over it.

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>>121953875
>it was not terrible

Let me give you the shortlist on their issues:
>furry races with really poor lore justifications for a supposed heavy rp server
>extremely insular community, makes us look inviting
>their metaclub is very real and much more of an issue in and out of the game
>coders that make ours look like attentive professionals
>extremely subjective ruleset that the admins will bend any which way they please
>harbors one of the biggest hives of whiny autists this side of /fgg/ but does a poor job of warehousing them
>scared off the actual bay12 community early on, disowned by Toady
>overly descriptive self inserty characters run amok, most having anime fanart or creepy fanfics written about them
>divisive powermongers and coders make no secret of trying to influence /vg/ and other servers abroad
>industry leaders in overdesigned, ugly spritework
>go out of their way to distance themselves from the actual game (i.e. renaming plasma and making it orange)
And above all
>seem to attract the wrong kind of player to this game

Looking back, I kind of understand why Goon had all those rules about player conduct. Can't say I blame them either.

rip serb

>>121966432
its more like only a few people know how to UI

rip in paz serb

1776 - current year

>>121965161
We should have never strayed from the old HTML interfaces.

>>121966509
>>coders that make ours look like attentive professionals
can you elaborate on this

>>121966620
No, they're literally denying there being a problem

>>121966432
not really, everyone acknowledges nanoUI is shit
comic got yelled at for making the autolathe use it

>>121966116
when

>tfw waifus are a stale meme and there's no more good waifus okay with waifu-ing

They were fun while they lasted.

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>>121966741
but.. we don't even allow new nanoUI interfaces. someone made a really nice updated cargo nanoUI that was superior to what we use but it was rejected because no more nano.

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>>121966769
I know that feel, lad.

>>121966872
Precisely, but the ones we have now still fucking suck and keep screwing up, but no one wants to admit that its nano ui

>>121966998
everyone admits it's nanoUI, everyone in the IRC, every time an issue about it comes up
nanoUI is widely regarded as the only thing worse than dylan with the exception of life() code
what are you even on to?

>>121966509
>overly descriptive self inserty characters run amok, most having anime fanart or creepy fanfics written about them
This is also a problem we have, going by our booru and book database

So since waifu is kill whats the new meme we should shitpost ?

>>121966724
Our biggest issues with our coders usually come down to them being out of touch with the community or just plain inexperienced to begin with.

>>121967119
It's become kind of a unilateral thing, unfortunately. But they've got the highest concentration of it by far.

>>121967156
Four (4) Provinces.

>>121967445
FUCK OFF CELT

>>121967171
The inexperienced part I can dig since that's the problem right here - not many people know how to work UIs.

But the out of touch thing I don't get.

>>121964017
Fuck that, I want trash fires.
Just something to do. Maint-dwelling would be a lot more fun if there was more to it.

>>121967493
I'm not celt, tho.

I don't even play CKII.

>>121967584
That would really kick up the immersion during rev. Shit being piled up and burned.

>>121967682
FUCK OFF CELT

>>121966769
I'm pretty okay with waifuing. Just waifu me for the right reasons, and don't let it shit up the round or thread.

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>>121965161
>>121965674
Of all fucking things, resetting my internet options in Internet Explorer fixed it. I'm always baffled by how much Byond uses IE.

>>121967682
It was EU4.

>>121967445
Whats the story behind this meme?

>>121967536
Not enough of them play the game or really interact with the players. To their credit, a few of them make the attempt, but still.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_8KR-n2fBQ

>>121968049
Senaat sucks at EU4 so now some people feel the need to spam every thread with it, even at times it isn't even relevant

>>121968104
>some people

its literally celt every single time.

>>121968140
It's not, Celt's asleep.

>>121968213
FUCK OFF CELT

>>121968025
Glad you could fix it! Will tell the next guy who has this issue to try that.

>>121968025
Which options? This is important.

>>121968760
GOD DAMNIT APPCHAN GET IT RIGHT

>>121968760
Who the fuck are you and Why are you trippin?

>>121968874
>>121968874
Oh its you never mind baldman and use Xchan its better

>>121968362
>>121968760
I went into Security Settings, Medium-High, and clicked Reset... to set everything to default.

A while ago I had gone through and disabled shit randomly until Byond ads went away, so I don't know precisely which setting(s) fixed it.

>>121946430
>HE DIDN'T DO THE OBJECTIVES!!
>HE KILLED PEOPLE!!1
secure greentext as soon as possible and then wait for shuttle to arrive. Ban everyone who doesn't do this
FUCK OFF

>>121968907
I'm using a custom hack to AppChanX to make it so it autofills my tripcode on a thread. It determines which thread I'm in by checking the title.

Unfortunately, AppChanX only refreshes the thread information when you fucking hit F5, even when you come in through the board index.

It is my dream to one day be part of a Death Squad that succeeds it killing every fucking thing, then saying "valids secured boys, let's go home."

I don't care if an admin on at the time would care about ook in ick, I'd take any over reaction punishment in exchange for that moment.

ban deity

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>>121969089
Every single time I've done something memorable as an antag it was only possible because I disregarded my greentext.
Who the fuck cares if I didn't get the pinpointer at the end, I had more fun doing my own thing, and probably everyone else had more fun than if I had just gotten the pinpointer instead.

Sec helmets doubling as bowls when

WHEN

>>121969859
When dounut soup.

>>121969992
I make donut soup regularly. And donut salad.

>>121969191
you can add custom CSS to 4chanX to and from my experience its far more stable and handy compared to appachanX

>>121970842
4chanX was in limbo when I installed AppChanX.

>>121970887
>never switches when better version becomes available
That explains the gitlab hell at least

Powergamer tip: immediately whisper out if you get killed by brute. This will help reduce bloodloss.

>>121971335
Powergamer tip: It is still possible to whisper while silence stung by a changeling, and station-bounced radios can pick up whispers.

>>121971464
That one is so good I will share my favorite tip with you.

Latex gloves are the second best in the game for shocks, with 70% reduction. Doctors have tons of extras and they're super easy to take. Half the time I just ask and they give them away.

Also on the same subject: if you repair an APC's power short (mending a power wire) while the cell is removed, it won't shock you. This is really good if you have to guess the unlock wire.

Unban me

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nyeh nyeh nyeh

so which one should i use 4chanX or AppChan?

>>121972079
No 4chan addon
Command-line git
Final destination

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>>121972079
I use 4chanX

>>121971625
>

Also on the same subject: if you repair an APC's power short (mending a power wire) while the cell is removed, it won't shock you. This is really good if you have to guess the unlock wire.
But how do you remove cell without unlock wire?

every time I see angelite i get reminded of the time she humiliated me as a cultist for the amusement of ghosts

then they looc'd at us

>>121972184
1. Pulse wires until you get to the unlock wire. If you pulse a power line, the APC becomes shorted (this doesn't shock you but powers off EVERYTHING in that area)
2. Once you get to the unlock wire, take out the power cell.
3. While the cell is out, cut/mend the line that you originally pulsed to cause the short. This will fix the short.
4. Replace power cell

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>happy mask gets inverted while wearing an excavation suit
???

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>>121972067
Get on my level, nerd.

>>121972189
I'm so sorry, I hope that one round I'd be able to assist you so you'd forget that happened.

>>121972327
Looks like a blushing shyguy.

>>121972327
Is that Jakob blushing?
Cute!

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>There's a hobo sleeping in our mail room
Spess never fails to amuse.

>>121972430
CUTE!
>>121972327
its not upside down though.

>>121972430
Is that anon tying the noose?
Cute!

Why is everything so cute in space? Is it because of the chibi proportion sprites?

>>121972454
That cargo bay then later became a refugee camp for medbay to work out of since medbay was depressurized and fucked.

Was an interesting round for cargo

>>121962375
Thanks bro. Will port over to /tg/.

>>121966509
Honestly the mysterious mineral X being named plasma has always annoyed the shit out of me

After N3X15 learned about map editing, the map was split into two -- East, and West. This marked the beginning of the era known as the "Berlin Hell".

>>121977181
Oh do you want that back again? I can replace box with it if you want

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>>121977279

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>>121977279

>>121977279
ONE DAY, YOU GO THROUGH THE MAINT
ONE DAY YOU FEED ON BUSTANUTS
THIS ORDEAL, THIS TRIAL TO SURVIVE
FOR DAY WE SEE NEW MAAAAAAPS!