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Freedom isn't Free Edition

>Important Halo Links, Notes etc.
http://pastebin.com/64rb9y4w (embed)

>Latest Halo Community Update
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/community/blog-posts/post-launch-carnage-report

>List of /hg/ players
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1whs3eQiGdX5Ve8hVDHjuca-aRnx0igrMoIIiKYW-JAA/edit?usp=sharing

>Spartan Company:
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/spartan-companies/halogeneral

>Looking for custom games/campaign co-op players/matchmaking squad
http://halolfg.com
http://halocustoms.com/
Watch the threads for occasional party squads

>Xbone game clips and screenshots
http://xboxdvr.com/
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Best girl desu
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What happened to "Spartan Miller" from Spartan Ops in Halo 4?

Literally haven't heard a damn thing about that guy
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>>121847498
Second best.
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Looking for a Goy free warzone party.
Anyone willing to let an Adjacentbias in?
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>>121847732
I wanna give Mendy a hug. Preferably when he isn't drinking the Primordial-orthogenesis kool aid though.
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>>121847732
GOAT comic relief

Buckfags are shitters
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>>121847732
god bless him for glassing africa
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>>121847930
>not liking them both
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>>121847930
MC Ride is in Halo?
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Any operating groups going for warzone?
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STILL looking for arena buddies
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>>121847661

I agree and would gladly accept the threesome.
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>>121847548

Some say he was raped to death by Jackals.

Some say he met a Grunt and ran away to Venezia to marry her.

Some say he got lost in Infinity's service corridors and starved.

Still others say the Prometheans captured him, and he is being probed daily in the search for human weaknesses.

Most say "Who?"
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>>121848146

I will carry you for a few games
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>>121848041
this tbqh fąm
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Who's the worst /hg/ player and why is it Yield The Ghost?
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Daily Reminder:

If you do not wear Mark VI Scarred exclusively, you're not a true Halo fan and you have not accepted Captain King into your heart.
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>>121848146
I'd play but I'm trash
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Things they got really right in Halo 5:

>Prometheans are now incredibly fun to fight
>Armor is pretty good for the most part
>All the little EU references
>Best boss fights in Halo (not saying much but still)
>Music
>Breakout's damn fun
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>>121848146

I'm down for some arena, but I don't have a mic.
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>>121848465

>Prometheans are now incredibly fun to fight

As much as I like Halo 5, let's not take things too far. They still have their bullshit disappearing get out of jail free card
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>>121847661
Got damn, why's Palmer gotta be so sexy?
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>>121848465
>music
The music is ok, but some of the tracks have a Mass Effect-feel which I don't like.

>Prometheans are now incredibly fun to fight

Seriously fuck off, only the walkers are fun to fight because of the way they pop when you head shot them. The Soldier and Knight are just bullet sponges who's teleporting all over the place.
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>winning game like 57-22

>some faggots baby starts screaming

>he afks

>other guy leaves

FUCK

WAKE ME THE FUCK UP

>>121848307
>>121848530
join me, guess i'll inv
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>>121848907
>soldier and knights
>sponges
just admit you dont know how to fight them stumpy :3c
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>>121848907
How are the soldiers bullet sponges? They go down in 4 headshots at most. And Knights can also be taken down in 4-5 shots as well.
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>>121848907
>knight
shoot the glowy part then shoot the head one time
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>>121849018
>posted wrong pic in rage
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Wow, the Storm Rifle actually doesn't suck...
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>>121849218

Are you guys in a game? I'm still at the menu... and I see an X next to your name in the party. WHAT IS HAPPENING
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>>121849468
All the weapons in 5 are actually incredibly useful for the role they are given. Except the hydra and plasma caster.
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>>121850096
Yeah. Considering the fact that descope is back, making a weapon useful only while using the zoom is fucking retarded
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are parties broken or some shit?

lets try gamechat koolaids group
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>>121850096

Nah, Hydra's damn useful too, if you get the feel of it.

I've used it's "shoot around corners" deal once or twice myself.
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I hate it when people talk about how Warden is "in love" with Cortana as if it were some "oh my truest dearest darling" shit and not just devotion.

Same with the whole Chief-Cortana such-n-such.
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>>121852672
>Same with the whole Chief-Cortana such-n-such.

Cortana is literally chiefs onlt friend, so yes, you can argue he was emotionally attached to her.

But you're right, the two AI's of Warden/Cortana aren't in love
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straight from killing the knight to this... flanking is fun.
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>>121852672
The warden is Duty Bound. thats how i look at it.
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>>121853228

Emotionally attached, sure. "In love", no way.

I imagine the same people wanted Cortana to become a real girl and the last scene of Halo 6 be their wedding, too.
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>>121854013

cortana is basically a physical being in the Domain, correct? she can do anything she wants, a Halo main character wedding is still on the table.
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>>121853817
>tfw no more shotgun, splatter, sniper sprees.
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>>121854013

People just throw out the term "in love" as an exaggeration anyway.

There's no denying nigga was sad as fuck at the end of Halo 4.
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>DMR clearance
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>the grenade trap in Coliseum is gone
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So when Chief was marooned on Alpha halo by himself, what did he eat?
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>>121855926
Memes
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>>121856008

Do you think the covies did drugs?

Did Chief stumble upon rogue bong circles with dank space weed?

Did he ever stumble on a bunch of shitfaced covenant, drunk on Halo moonshine?

Covies tripping balls from space acid?
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>>121854815
What do you mean?
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>>121856145
Most non-Unggoy covies got high off of Dank food nipples fresh from the teet fåm
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>>121855926
When?
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>that foghorn
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>Doing FFA placements
>Keep going up against Diamond and Onyx players
>Only come in first 2/10
>Still go Diamond 1

I don't understand this system, if I did that in any other playlist I would be silver 2
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>>121856204
If you threw a plasma in the grav lift by sniper spawn, it would get stuck there until someone walked on it
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>>121848465
>Best boss fight

Uh... Well technically right I guess considering no other game had boss fights, the Warden fights are absolute shit.
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>>121857039
>he didn't play halo 2
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>>121857039

I see you haven't played Halo 2 or 3
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>>121857261
>>121857039
Are Scarabs bosses?
Because they were infinitely more fucking fun than Warden
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>>121857373
kid go to bed
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>>121857373

Mini-bosses, I guess.

And no they weren't, they were boring and so easy that you had to actively go out of your way to make it difficult.
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>>121857373
>>121857484

IDK why people glorify the fucking scarabs, they took like 30 seconds to take out if you weren't retarded. I had more fun with the kracken in this game than any of the scarabs
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>>121857874
Same with the Kraken m8, you can literally do the exact same thing, fly in to the right spot, jump off, blast the reactor and be done with it in 30 seconds
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>>121857960
Never said it was any harder, it just got me off a little more. Or maybe it's recency bias. IDK, point is none of it blew my mind
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>>121857874
I just liked driving round it with a Marine rocketing the hell outta it is all
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>spawn a 4 req plasma pistol
>get spawned in front of a tank shot

thanks 343
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Would anyone like to join a spartan company?

https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/spartan-companies/noticemesenpai
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>>121858171
thready reminder
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>>121857874

Which is odd, because I feel like it could have easily been much more fun.

Like having to take out the main gun and/or AA before boarding, then having more than like 3 intoxicated Grunts riding on board to stop you, or multiple points you have to hit before it blows up...
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>>121849218
I should be on soon senpai, and we can bathe in tears
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>>121858491
That reminds me

>all those "Notice me Abiter-senpai!" recordings during that Sangheilios mission
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>>121858593

Saw this earlier.

It is pretty big bullshit. Eh.
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>>121858593
>>121858171

simple process, really

if you don't do damage with your gun or vehicle you req, you don't lose it.
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>>121858654

>I had my chance to kill the false Arbiter earlier. He was donning his armor, when I saw the Mark upon his chest. He was the one branded, yet I was the one who felt shame.

I'd feel shame too if Thel's massive lizard pecs were staring me in the face and I was a pitiful assassin scrawnling. Get ripped, Nick.
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>>121858621

I used to blow up scarabs in the most fun of ways
>play the mission: The Covenant in Halo 3
>get to the double scarab part
>hitch a ride on one of the AI Hornets
>the pilot actually takes you to one of the two scarabs and hovers right above the outer platform
>hop off, shrek scarab core
>mad dash back to outer platform
>AI swoops low again and hovers so you can get back in
>watch from the fireworks from afar as AI friend flies you to the second scarab

Why is it that AI from 8 years ago are smarter than NEXT GEN MTN DEW DORITO AI?
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>>121859162

I used to stall getting in the Hornet until right as the climax of the soundtrack began.

Twas epic as hell, when the "DUN DUNUNUN DUNUNUNUNUNUH" blared out at the same time two big purple walkers rocketed out of orbit.

Where Truth's fleet lies in ruins... where'd them Scarabs come from?
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>>121859431
>both scarabs down
>one final effort at 2:25
>just you and arby rushing up to the control room
>get to the hardlight bridge
>DUN DUNUN, DUN DUNNNNNNN
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>>121859431
>twas epic
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So who will Chief get with in the end: Linda, Kelly, Cortana, Vale, Tanaka, Palmer, or Mah'kee?

Trick question, he's gonna be pumpin them all full of alpha Spartan genes.

Mah'kee will get pregnant somehow
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>>121860303

Twas

Epic
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"It won't be me.. You know that right?"
:'( "Good bye John."
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>>121859431
>epic

>twas
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>>121860364
I thought Spartans' dicks didn't work
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>>121859431
TWAS EPIC
W
A
S

E
P
I
C
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>>121860732

Few know it, but Master Chief actually had an M6D Pistol integrated into his dick soon after the Covie War began.

It is capable of both instantly impregnating any women, regardless of her fertility cycle, and killing Hunters with one shot.
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pls stop
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>>121861221

>What is "things your mother would never say"
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>all this autism in this party

I like you guys :3
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Warzone inv plz
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Sup fαm, anyone warzone parties going on?
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>get into wraith/scorpion
>used to previous games
>fire out of reflex, not when my cannon is actually reloaded on screen
>start to pay attention
>spam cannon fucking everywhere

Anyone think it's kind of OP, the new rate of fire for wraiths/scorpions?

Or does it fit the current meta?
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Do you guys remember that time that one green fellow blew up a big hoolahoop? twas epic
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>>121862418
tᶀh im still praying for an invite fαm
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>>121862887

>crashing this halo
>WITH NO SURVIVORS
>except johnson lel

pic related
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>>121863521
Snowbound did nothing wrong.
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>>121863213
what is senpai?
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>>121863521

No

Not fucking snowbound

Never fucking snowbound

and Never ever fucking EVER it's retarded cousin Boundless

Fuck snowbound
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Anybody playing? Down for anything desu.
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>>121863521
>March on stormbreak
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>>121863521
I've just been diagnosed with cancer
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>>121863521
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>Get Closed First in Req
>Spawn with it for first time in Warzone
>Use Didact's first waifu's handgun to cap bitches

Feels good
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>>121863638
Are you down to take more trap cock in the ass?
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>>121863521
-Mashing X At Mach Speed-
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>>121864126
no him but who's asking
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>>121864210
>mash
>mach
Gotchu, senpai.
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>do pretty good since halo 5 came out
>past few days been doing awful, aim feels off, missing shots, strafing is weak

Help
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>>121847336
Anyone up for arena
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>>121860364
Exuberant Witness
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>>121865549
Sure, havent tried Arena with the lot of you yet might as well.
Fair warning though, I'm bad at videogames
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>ground pounding the gunner of the gauss hog
feelsgoodman
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>>121865549

I'm down!
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>>121865549
Ayy
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>>121865549
Still got any room?
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>>121866546
Sorry we're full for now.
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>>121866983
>that groundpound into his death

holy fuck hahaha
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>>121866983
Do you have a capture card or is there an easy way to get the clips from the one? Everytime I watch it on the xbox page it's laggy as fuck.
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>>121866983
D-did your rear light just brofist a spartan?
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Discuss
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>>121863521
>>121863584
>>121863632
>>121863651
>>121863719
>>121863889
>>121864210
boo
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>>121863521
>>121867530
Why did Halo 3 have so many shit maps?
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>>121867582
We can't forget the shittiest of them all; Cold Storage
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>>121867662
What is so hard about a remake that makes Bungie entirely incapable of making one right?
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>>121867662
I liked Cold Storage :(
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>tanking our w/l

all for those sweet sweet rekels points
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Does 343 have a bungie day type thing as well?
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Faggots
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>>121860732
>>121860732
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>>121867985
jesus christ how terrifying
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Guys why dont we try this on regular warzone we just give up everything

it might be more reqs
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>losing is the fastest way to get points

HA
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>>121867662
>people forgetting Orbital, one of the dumbest maps in the entire series right along with Sword Base
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>only 7 more commons to unlock before im done with bronze
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>>121867939
December 9th, the 343rd day of the year. Huh, now that I think about it, Forge is confirmed for December as well. Would be a nice punch to have it release then.
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Imagine that on garage.
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is anyone good with a plasma caster?
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>>121868857
HahaFUCKNO.
It's like they wanted to make the concussion rifle even more shit.
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>>121860364
Their children will have horrible birth defects as a result of the augmentations and Spartans' exposure to radiation (from space, close proximity to nuclear detonations, etc)
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>>121868857
It's simple

You control areas by spamming it's charge up shots, or stick vehicles

You have to use it with teammates around you tho, it's not a weapon you want to 1v1 somebody with

It's better than the hydra, but that's hardly any consolation
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The fun ride never ends.
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>>121860364
>you will never hug linda
why even live
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>>121869231

>better than Hydra

Neh
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>running around in warthogs while attacking team during Warzone Assault
>get 1270 points even though I bottom score
>buy more req packs for more hogs

the fun never ends!
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>>121869543
i'd ask myself the same question if I was a big faggot like you
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Any Warzone parties going on?
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Scout hog is the perfect weapon. It's un-nerfable.
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I'm at the midnight release for Fo4.. Are we still Nazis?
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>>121870136

w're running in the 90's senpai
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>>121870230
..how so?
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>>121870136
invite senpai

also march on stormbreak fucking sucks whoever caps fortress at the beginning wins
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>>121870297

webm incoming
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>Not making clantag HOGZ

weak af family
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>>121871302

>PUMA
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>>121870914

>whoever caps fortress at the beginning wins

Nigga what? This never happens and the game is always a toss up no matter what happens at the start.

>up 350-40
>fortress and base capped
>they cap our armory
>they assault us from both sides
>kill bosses on side
>we're stuck defending the fortress and not even moving
>lose 1000-940

The fortress is a death trap if you can cap both armories
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>>121871371
>CHUPATHINGY
Oh. Right. Nevermind.
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CRY HAVOC AND LET LOOSE THE WARTHOGS OF WAR
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>>121871473
The problem is that in a Pug group doing that is pretty difficult. Most people just keep rushing the fort
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>>121872138

liek dis
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>>121847732
Master Chief
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>>121871371
>>121872124
>tfw, if RvB ended on season 8, it would have gone out on a final retelling of the first joke of the show
>instead, the super over the top DBZ fight that season 8 ended on became the mainstay
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holy shit why is can't my team defend in warzone assault
every game its a bunch of shitters who are too afraid to even stay in the base
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1 more for arena
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>>121872810
Invite again, I didn't recognize the name
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>>121872810

Make that 3 :P ggs mang
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If I do co-op "solo", as in, just boot up co-op with just me in the fire team, will I get credit for the co-op achievements?
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Any Warzone parties with openings?

or arena or whatever
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>>121873167

yeah, message me for racing fun

only one spot tho
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>>121873167
do you wanna race? :^)
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>>121873265

I take that back

10/12 for pre-fallout racing sim 2015
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>>121873275
ayy lmao
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Do you get anything good for hitting level 50?
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>>121873645
DMR
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>>121873732
I already have the DMR card though

I've had it since like level 20
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>>121872810
Still need one
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DashieCupcakes I joined the other Warzone party
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>>121872423
To each their own, but I personally LOVED season 9.
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>>121868325
Lads, how can I tell that everythings been unlocked?
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>>121874204
halo waypoint

that or else it starts giving you req points instead of some shit
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http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/SGT%20SKYLOR/video/12639191

/hg/ wins again, lads.
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>>121874469
Cheers mane, can you just look up your halo waypoint shit online? Or do you need that shit app on the xbox
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>>121874087
>season 9
Anon, you really want us to test our patience, huh?
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>>121874640
Blue team, stand down
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Lotsa fun tonight gents, stay autistic /hg/
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>>121874664
Online, you just sign in and go to service record and you should be able to figure it out from there. Has a filter too for common uncommon rare etc
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triggered
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>>121875025

>gungeese

yeah, scouts and mongeese are where it's at.
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>>121848181
Poor fools, they'll never realize the human weakness is love, or maybe they will because they're butt probing him.
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Guys can we PLEASE try a normal warzone, we can just hide and let them kill our core quickly
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>get pushed off a map twice
>kicked for suicides
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>>121874640
now in webm form
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they get 880 for losing
i get 927 for winning

>kek
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>tfw want to play warzone or something with /hg/ but am a normie and dont want my normie friends to know i go to 4chan

conflicted
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>>121876630
Just don't tell your normie friends we're from a chinese fishery and it's fine.
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>>121876630
Grow a pair, what kind of faggot friends would care if you go to 4chan?
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BTW when? I'm getting sick of warzone. Also, I'm getting tired of spawning with my high end power weapons just to be spawn killed.
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>>121875780
XD That is some epic stuff guys
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>>121876630
>tfw my normie friends already know I go on 4chan but I just tell them I go on normie bro-culture boards and not shit like /mlp/ or /b/

They believe me
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>>121876746

may work.

>>121876793

i don't want to be judged when they learn what it is and come see dank memes and cheese pizza

pls no bully
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Here's whats happening

>solo arena, don't need to know callouts, I can perform better when its 4 randoms vs 4 randoms, win mostly

>group arena, the other team knows maps and strats, I don't know callouts and we generally aren't as organized and lose

suffering
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>>121874676
Yes.
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>>121877003
Main issue with randoms is they all go their separate ways and get teamed
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>>121874087
Yeah, to each his own, but damn I thought season 9 was the worst. Too many mo-cap fights and not enough story-driving humor. 6 is still my favorite season of anything past BGC though. They started the Recollection stuff off right with that season.
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>>121877478
Mine is whenever I follow them I usually end up eating their grenades. People need to learn when and how to throw grenades.
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>>121876993
>and cheese pizza
>/vg/

Just how new are you, exactly?
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>plasma turret
>rare
I don't get it
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Someone invite me to a warzone.
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>>121876884
My good friend and I both browse 4chan, feels gud.
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Is team chat basically dead in h5? I remember at least in reach you would get callous but now chat is almost alway silent.
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>>121878504
Been dead since H3 Party Chat
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>>121878137

hey dipshit, take an invite, respond to a message or fug off
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Warzone Race when?
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>>121877715

>4chan is one board

retard
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People are starting to use modded controllers to afk in warzone now. Big team battle needs to come out soon. Warzone is getting really bad.
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>>121879123
>two teams of 12 driving around a whole map for three laps
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>>121878927
Sorry dude I'm in a game.
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>being banned till 2801`
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So I remember reading that once you hit 40 your rank up packs go from bronze tier to silver, yet I'm at 47 and I'm still getting bronze packs for leveling up. What gives?
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>>121880814
It was a lie.
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>>121880848
Son of a fucking wew lad, does the rank actually go up to 152 or was that a lie as well
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>>121880814
dont worry bro once you hit 100 you get gold packs
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>>121880931
#HuntTheTruth
>>
HOO UP
SMASH THAT JOIN BUTTON
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>>121881912
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>>121879287
It's still pretty rare these days, on any board.

It's not like it was 10 years ago where it was basically a daily occurence and you either got desensitised to it or stopped browsing the site. Last time I saw any was probably 18 months ago, or thereabouts.
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NORMIES RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Why are body shots so pointless?
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>he doesn't have the lone wolf achievement
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>>121882523

reminder that lemmingscanfly is literally retarded
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>>121882496

hopefully we can get a 12 man to do a pyramid in front of the core tomorrow
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>tfw my FO4 copy doesn't come till tomorrow morning

Anyone playing and need a extra?
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>>121883225
>i play fallout for the story
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>>121883302
>He plays Fallout
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>>121883225

The sad part is your autism though that was going to prevent me from playing FO4, ugly anon-kun.
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>>121883474
Worth a try t b h, you niece-molesting dickbag.
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>>121883225
>implying you aren't a trash human
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>>121883535

Good to know that there is some ugly autistic faggot out there that has such an shitty life that he has to try anything to try to piss me like trying to spoil a game or lie to himself about some niece molesting story.
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>>121883908
You know you love me, Mario. ;^)
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>>121883962

I love how you have to lie to yourself so much, I'm glad i will never be so fucked up like you.

nigga you cray cray.
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Tfw you are the biggest loser in /hg/ and already almost have everything unlocked without paying money
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>>121884105
You post on 4chan m8, most people already think you're fucked up desu.
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>>121884192
least you didn't spend 750 bucks for that pleasure.
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>500RP from a pack
>decide to blow through a SWAT match
>Pegasus

Well that's something I never want to experience ever again.
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>>121884407
>Every swat match is like that
>on every map

As someone who loves swat, only the dead con no peace from this evil.
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>>121883168
>buying fallout 4

lmaoing at you desu senpai
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>>121884582
He probably bought it on bone too so he can enjoy the 5fps.
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Angry Joe just posted this, thoughts?
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Post your armors
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>>121884570
>>121884570
>con no
and with that, maybe I should go to bed...
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>>121884296

Yes, People "on" 4chan "think" i'm fucked up because most people "on" 4chan are fucked up like you obviously, you don't see me trying to spoil video games for people or making up fucked up story, ugly autistic anon-kun.
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>>121884629
>900 10mins

congrats joe, I was pulling 900 every 2minutes 45seconds IN WARZONE
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>>121884626

Is the Xboner the main platform people play on here? I always figured most people played on PC yet my friends list is full of people playing multiplats on XBL.
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I know it's leddit but still

https://www.reddit.com/r/halo/comments/3s12nf/a_new_firefightlike_gametype_can_be_made_in/

Vote PvE Warzone
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>>121884869
Reeeee
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>want to shoot some cunts
>cant pull myself away from cars
fuck
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>graze someone with a Ghost
>not even boosting past them, just casually cruising
>BETRAYALLLLLL
>retards getting in the way of my Ghost

>Et tu, Brute?
What the fuck
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has anybody else had issues with bullets outright not registering? and with the aiming in general? because I swear they fucked something up. its way more evident in SWAT and shotty/snipes than anything else (I've actually had to LEAD fucking sniper rounds before), and My internet is pretty fucking decent.

Also, who the hell thought instant respawns in SWAT was a good idea?
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>>121885857
>bullets outright not registering?
>I've actually had to LEAD fucking sniper rounds before
where are you, anon?
could be you're connecting to a non-local server (i thought they already re-locked regions)
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>halo wars coming soon on backwards compat
>servers got killed years ago

;_;7
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I didnt play halo 4 until MCC, how long did it take 343 to implement infection in 4 when i first came out or was it already int he base game?
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>>121886250
lol9mm smg
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>>121886323
It was in immediately, I'm pretty sure.
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>>121886250
I'm in the US. I'm pretty sure I'm playing on US Servers.

why in the fuck they went to dedicated when p2p worked just fine for the last 4 games is well beyond me.
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>>121884629
he's right, the whole slippery slope thing is such a common new practice in AAA games, offering rng upgrades and minor character mods/customization when they could just be free shit.

It's gross. I wish it would stop, but the consumers buy.

Most frown upon more money for easier gaming, and for good reason, but I feel that anything with a significant gap in effort for easy unlocks is unfair.

Unlocks in BF4 or High tier guns/vehicles in GTA:O are good example of the system being a bit broken, hundreds of hours of work can be bypassed with a few button presses.
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>play Free For All
>win almost every time, and the times I don't win I'm top 3

>play team Slayer
>assists, assists everywhere
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>>121885560
>ram an enemy full force
>ghost flips the fuck over, his shields barely take a hit
I don't understand how this shit works
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>>121888817
How the fuck is that guy moving back and worth so quickly? Whenever I try it it seems to be going way too slow
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>>121888919
I dunno, I was the guy in the hog
I have wondered that myself though
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Who else /breakout/ here, been having so much fun with that shit i've hardly touched anything else
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>open a 5k pack

but this should ONLY have rares in 343i.
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any warzone groups going?
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>Almost 200 fucking helmets
>They don't have my fucking helmet

This game is shit.
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>>121891535
No EOD is a fucking shambles.

Wonder if this guy was a bit upset.
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>>121891535
closest to that is "Ranger"

it looks all fat though
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>Do good my first round or two on rumble pit or whatever they're calling it now
>Suddenly pairing me with only onyx players
>Game becomes frustrating as fuck

Why is there only ranked games
I just want to casually play

I can't even jump in to forge mode to calm down.
>>
>>121891535

It'll be coming in the REQ system eventually - I doubt it'll be the Halo 3/Reach variant, it'll pop in at some point.

Each armour set has a numerical code associated with it in the Waypoint model viewer, if you look in the HTML - there's a whole chunk of values from a068 to a079 that are missing, presumably to be filled in later with new drops.
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Why are scout warthogs a thing?
whats the fucking point
>>
>>121892439
I thought they were meant to be like those cool Halo 3 Carrier warthogs where you could fit a bunch of people in
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>>121892439
Actually kinda works in warzone assault given how everybody just focuses it down and leaves your teammates alone.
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>>121892502
That's what I thought. But you can't have someone sit on the back.

They'd have a use if you could fit 1-2 people on the back. That'd be fucking awesome.

But no. It's just a big mongoose.
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>>121892148
Have they mentioned anything about unranked game modes?
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>>121892684
Better yet when is big team battle coming

ranks there wont fucking matter at all
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>only have Recon AR with the bayonet to unlock
>bronze packs keep giving me 500 RP

GOD DAMMIT REEEEEEEEEEEEE LET ME FINISH MY COMMON COLLECTION
>>
Do they ever plan to put chief's armor in MP?
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>>121893557
I'm still waiting on the hayabusa armor.
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>>121893557
Probably not, since it wasn't in 4 either
You can get pretty close to his armor set by putting on a Mark VI helmet and Centurion armor though
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The spawning is starting to really piss me off. I can't count how many times I've spawned and was under fire within 1 second. CTF is the worst.
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>>121893245
i think they're mislabeled as common
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>>121893842
SWAT definitely has the worst spawns. Which is understandable due to instant spawn.

Strongholds isn't much better.

Haven't had much issue with CTF though.
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>>121893802
Yeah, it just pisses me off how they give all the other blue team's armor but still withold chief's. In 4 I ended up saying fuck it and wearing mk VI, even though it looks nothing like chief's armor
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>>121856787
>got carried through the entirety of shotty snipers
>by some miracle win 6 games
>diamond 1

I don't get it either.
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>>121893894
>got dat autumn

ayyyyy
>>
>>121867662
Halo 3 map (lack of) power rankings

AIDS > Isolation > Vanilla Foundry > AR starts Standoff > High Ground
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>>121885560
Vehicles in this game are fucked.

>catch up to enemy scorpion
>jump and hold board
>get into turret
>next attempt
>don't jump and hold board
>sprint into the side
>get splattered

I don't understand.
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>>121895184
You really shouldn't be able to get in to the passenger at all. Shits so fucking annoying.
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>>121895243
It's a neat little idea, but the problem is that there's just not a big enough buffer between the action button boarding and the action button getting into the vehicle. I understand that their concern was probably one of balance, and that being able to warp onto a tank from off to the side may have been unfair, but they swung way too far in the other direction.
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>>121894439
>shitting on High Ground
throw 2 grenades under your feet tbqh fąm
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>>121895483
My nigga, a low vs high ground dichotomy only works if there's equal incentive to hold both. There's not. Rockets and camo are close enough to the high ground to grab them and retreat immediately. The vehicles of the low ground get shit on immediately from the laser which spawns in the high ground. The only thing that the low ground spawn has going for it is the sniper rifle, but being positioned on the low end means sniping both upwards and through buildings and shit. It's unbalanced as all hell at any level of play beyond mauler+beatdown clusterfucks.
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>>121895618
I'm sure that map was made for one flag CTF and Assault, and it was fucking GOAT for both of them
I also found fighting for the fortress in FFA pretty fun
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>>121895862
>one flag CTF
Why is this not a thing on halo 5
>>
>>121895862
You're probably right, but to be completely honest those memories have faded by now. Remember when Shishka killed off the objective playlist rather than listen to the 1,000 people left playing it when they said that a lack of BR starts was killing the playlist? Without a doubt, he was the worst playlist manager in Halo history.
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>>121891598
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>>121895903
i think its called Neutral Flag

christ a full Objective playlist would be fucking funasfuck/10
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>>121896392

Nah. One Flag CTF was an attack/defence gametype - you had an attacking round and a defence round rather than both teams having a flag to capture.

Neutral Flag was having a central flag to obtain and return to your base.
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>no option to turn on hold to zoom in and release to zoom out

It was in every other halo but 5
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Oh baby.
I'm ready for some /hg/ fun tonight.
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>>121899439
>0 fps
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>>121899439
>fallout 4fps
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>>121899813
>>121899837
my toaster of a pc doesn't run it
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>>121899874
It'd run it better than what the xbone does
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>>121899439

>Dr Cerv

Back on xbox i see, Now PQ need step it up aswell.
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>>121897903
I knew something was missing.
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>>121900082
It would make the sentinel scopes a lot better than they are too if it was bloody in.
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>>121897903
Isn't that what Smartlink is?
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>>121900242
Nope. Doesn't work the same way with BR scopes/snipers/whatever as it used to. I even tried clench protection just incase it was that.
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GOTTA
GO
FAST
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Does anyone else miss sentinel beam?
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>no-one even going into the defend area zones in warzone assault

playing solo is fucking awful
>>
>>121900047
She's smarter. She moved to PC.
>>
>>121901252

I know that, i have the little nigga's skype.
>>
>>121901136
>dragging out the game when you could just be done in 6 minutes instead of risking the game going on for potentially 18 minutes and still losing
MUH W/L
>>
>>121901136

Warzone Assault is fucking awful. I have very, very rarely played a winning game as an attacker, given how weighted towards the defenders the first point tends to be.
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>>121901445
It's just nice to win once in a while man. I already tanked my W/L last night losing 20 in a row by just racing scouthogs in circles.
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>you will never find a store with the clippy emblem 12month card
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>>121901521

Warzone Assault is the best, you get all the weapons grinds done fast since you already know where the other team has to go.
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>>121901780
You can buy the emblem pack code off someone online senpai
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>>121902079
Check the UK side, only codes are fotus, recon assault, locke preorder armour for the low low price of £60. Or hair extension shit.
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>>121901927

Honestly, it's hardly worth the grind for it in Assault. In all of my games I think I've won perhaps two or three attacking rounds. maybe it's shit players, but I have been playing with /hg/.

Then again, perhaps that's the problem.
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>>121862869
You can kill a tank with one grenade if you get the drop on it, and you can basically render it useless with a 3-req plasma pistol. I think they're pretty balanced, in that you really need proper support from your team to use it right.
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>tfw you are already done with bronze and silver packs and they hold nothing new for you anymore.

The 10k grind begins.
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>>121866983

Lovell you filthy britbong, I thought you died after Reach.
>>
>>121902465

Surely by that point you'd be getting plenty of REQ points per match?

I'm at L38, I get about 2.5-3k per match.
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>>121902465
Same here, shenron, but hooooly fuck are the gold packs good now.
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>>121902694
You dont get more points the higher level you are, whoever started that rumor might actually be brain damaged
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>>121902675
Did we not play in 4? Or did that kill it for you too? No real names pls Also who are you m8?
>>121902694
Depending on assault or normal warzone? At 60, for a 2minutes 50seconds assault match that I lose I get 700, 900 for a win at that speed. Normal warzone I can get around 1.2 to 2.4k.

>>121902731
Least the first gold one gave me a couple of decent ones >>121900438
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>>121902813

Ah. Bollocks.
>>
>>121902857

The biggest cocksmuggler in MS best friends, and dropped 4 pretty quick.
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>>121902465
>Some people already done with the Bronze and Silver grind
WTF? I don't even think I'm halfway done with the Bronze grind.
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>>121902968
I know it's not tact since he begs for my huntling courier weekly. Mean, locket, tacos, loden?
>>
Can anyone accept me for the Halo General Beta?
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>>121903075

none of these faggots
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>>121903313
Well then you're either Yono or Peat.
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>>121903067
Lots of warzone. If you're playing any arena you aren't min-maxing your req pack time.
>>
Are you supposed to just farm Gold packs?

Or is it better to open 2 silvers instead of 1 gold.
>>
>>121903359

the fuck shenron, it's ash
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>>121903828
Do bronzes into silvers and then into gold. Bronzes remove the commons from silvers and then doing silvers into golds removes the uncommons to rares from the gold packs so you ONLY get ultra rare+.

>>121903895
Fuck man. I was going off the group list, guess you and tim left that ages ago. You got a bone I could add you on still?
>>
>>121903961

wow, and ive been getting gold packs.
>>
>>121903961

that autismotron was in the group?

and I still use my same gt
>>
guys...where the fuck do spartans keep spare magazines?
>>
>>121904475
;^)
>>
>>121904249
Trying to remember just how many fucking Xs you had in your name
>>
>>121904550
=^O
>>
You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't play as a dickless spartan
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>>121904656

20, xxxxxaxxxxxsxxxxxhxxxxx
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>>121848465
1took away split screen
2griff ball is nowhere to be found(this is what made halo awesome now we have a crappy destiny knock off.)
3fire fight is no where to be found
3pay money to achieve anything really helps ruin the experience for everyone.despite what they say.
4why the fuck did they get rid of duel wielding
5the sakurai aweful spawn system helped kill off any chance of me purchasing any future halo games.
6cortanas is a bad guy for some damn reason now.the guy writing the story line can go choke on a dick.muh nostalgia
7why didnt they forget to abort this one.
8gundams in a halo game im not even sure what the fuck im playing any more.
9xbone exclusive wow they could had made some serious money if they released it on the 360 marketing guys must literally be retarded.
10through out my entire life i haven't ever had buyer remorse until now thanks halo.
11 they seem to pussyfiy chief in each coming game.got beaten down by some random spartan.next game he will literally have a vagina in hissuit armour and it wont be cortanas and the black dudes gonna be fucking it.
12cutscene were literally the ONLY good thing about this game would had made an ok movie.
13this game a shit.
>>121855926
cortanas virtual vagina.
>>121860364
he will make spiritual babies with all of them.
>>121867582
why do u like the taste of dick?
>>
>>121905559
angry joe pls go
>>
>>121905559
0/10 bait you're not even trying
>>
>>121905840
my name is steve you dick.and im not mad im just disappointed.
>>121905850
the only time im trying is when im with your mother.
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Yes fuck yes
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>>121906289
And from selling some shit, the totally balanced sniper
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>>121906453
>no descope
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>>121905559
>Gundams
>master chief suitpussi
>duel wielding
>duel
>due
>ue
>e

Remove yourself, steve
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Is MCC 1:1 to the originals?
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whos up for warzone easy shekels?
6 slots open
ask inv @ eis shenron
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Nightfall armor is worth the five minutes it took to fast forward through the entire miniseries. Fanny packs are back, motherfucker. Urban Outfitters said so.
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>>121907674
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

ha
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>>121908213
Youve got some shit taste, just putting it out there
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>>121908884
Y-you too
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>>121908213

Don't listen to >>121908884 Nightfall is much better than it was in the Beta.

Made ya look tubby.

You know.

Like IRL.
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>>121908762
Is there a list of the differences somewhere?
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>>121884725
you have a bigger obsession with autism than /v/
how long has it been since you were diagnosed? the first step is accepting it mang
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>>121908213
I hated it in the beta, but it looks nice now.
The helmet still looks ass, so I use this one.
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>>121906453
>end of the line hiding in the corner there too
fucking jelly
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Are any of you guys playing halo online?

I was real excited when i first heard about it, but then multiplayer wasnt developed until way later and now i cant seem to get the fucking stupid mega shit website to finish fucking downloading it becuase every single function on it is fucking broken but it looks like its totally fucking done and everyones just playing halo 3 multiplayer with each other on the PC

What the fuck
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>>121911610
I tried it, but haven't played it since it was first cracked. Halo 3 sucks, and Halo Online is like a worse Halo 3. I want its Turf remake in 5.
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4/12 looking for more autists to warzone. Just message me or join up yourself.
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>>121909861
that list would take a thousand years to create.
there are many many many tiny differences.

if you don't know Halo very well then fuck it it's fine.
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>>121912428
You can give a broad list of the major things.
Most of the issues are between H1 original and H1 MCC.
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I'm still pissed about Locke vs Chief being an even fight.
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>>121912396
Just got out of class fåm, I'll be on in 15
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>>121912396
Time for talk about gurls and pretzels.
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>>121912428
>>121912714
What are the most noticeable ones?
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>>121913834
For Halo 1, they changed all the sound effects and fucked with the aiming and shooting so it plays nothing like how it did in 2001. Host and off-host shooting is different to the point where being host is actually a detriment.
I'm pretty sure they made hit detection client side, too. The original game wouldn't allow anything to happen until the host confirmed it, while MCC can allow for eaten shots or other general bullshit that comes with playing online.
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>>121913834
replaced audio cues.
visual defects.
bugs/glitches that weren't in the original.
minor aspect ratio change.

if you're asking "I like Halo, should I buy MCC?"
the answer is yes.
but it's not 100% like the originals.
it's <99%.
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>>121907674

MCC is the biggest case of 'your mileage may very' I've ever seen in a game. Almost a year's worth of patches and still people encounter glitches where others don't.

If all your looking for is to just make a quick play through the series by yourself then yeah the game is fine. Your experience will be the same if you played through the original games. It's only when you go out of your way to find secrets and unlockables or hunt dank chevos that you run into glitches.
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WHEN?!
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>>121915574
Never. That map sucked.
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>>121915604
Fuck you
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>>121915604
fuck you
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>>121915604
fuck you
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>>121915604
suck you
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>>121915604
fuck you
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>>121915604
fuck you
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>>121915604
Fuck you
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>>121915604
fuck you
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>>121915604
Fuck you, ;)
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>>121915604
fuck you
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>>121915604
I never cared much for it either, but with some subtle tweaks it would be wonderful for some Warzone. Then we could finally have what we've always wanted: Legendary Elephants in REQ packs.

>Halsey's Moving Castle
>For if you need to do mobile scientific research in the center of a dying star. One way shield covers the cargo bay. REQ Station on-board.
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>>121915604
fuck youuuuuuu
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>>121915604

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNw4PwVYzSs
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Halo 3 PC confirmed
https://youtu.be/GpABUzPN9cU
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>>121916950
fuck you
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>>121917006
Why don't they just use the game audio? Never understood why shows do this. Probably lazier to do that.
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>>121915604
fuck you
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>>121916950
Fuck you
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>>121916950
fuck you
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>>121915604
>>121916950

8/10 troll
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>>121915604
FUCK
U
C
K

YOU
O
U
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Warzone 7/12 message for invite or just join up by yourself
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>>121915604
Fuck you
>>
It looks like you are buying some Silver REQ packs. Do you want me to upgrade them to Gold for $1.00 more?
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>people thinking maps like Sandtrap are good when Sword Base exists
Why would you ever want to play on any other Halo map?
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>tfw no qt /hg/ boyfriend who speaks softly and carries a big dick.
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>>121912775
>Chief disarms Locke and never uses his weapon
>Chief takes it slow right until Locke pulls out his armor restraint
>As soon as he finds a way to restrain Locke without killing him Chief destroys him outright
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>>121919941
Can you buy those cards online? I can't seem to find them anywhere.
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>>121920246

Just go to ebay for the code. I got from person who's selling for buy it now @ $15 or best offer. Offered $7.50 and they agreed.

You can get a year of Gold for less than $30. It's a waste to just pay $60 for the card.
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>>121920147
You're just a hairy guy using a cute anime girl picture while totally homoing out.

Nobody's interested in you.
>>
>Halo 2
>Best campaign

>Halo 3
>Best multiplayer

>Halo 5
>Best armor
Ya heard me
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>>121920147
Well anon, I speak softly
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>>121920920
>>Halo 3
>>Best multiplayer
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>>121920246
>>121920549

I should also point out that the cards are everywhere. Just to an actual store and check out where the xbox shit is.

You can just scratch the card off. It has two codes and I don't believe it needs to be activated for the Emblem pack to work.
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>>121920920
>le finishing this fight and rushed brutes
>best campaign
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>>121921383
Halo 2's Brutes were the least fun enemies in the entire series, I don't know why more people don't complain about them. Flood and Prometheans could be chaotic at the very least, but the only interesting thing about Halo 2 Brutes is when they literally go full retard.
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>>121921717

Speaking of those two.

Could the flood corrupt, say, a Knight or soldier?
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>>121921920
No. That's what the Composer was created for.
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>>121921920
Soldiers maybe. Knights have a more animalistic intelligence though, and I'm not sure if the logic plague would affect them. Didact never really got to see the effects of the final stages of the "pandemic" logic plague on his composed beings.
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>>121867494
Will suck dick for those...
Even the Orbiter's purple one.
I miss Charlie Kalash... but back when he avatar(literally)fagged
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>>121914505
nice taste
airborne snapshots make me feel like pic related
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Tito IRL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2jnbaNfkso
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>>121867494

Where do I get these?
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>>121886307
M8, if you are still here, I will have you know that Halo Wars' population is actually HIGHER than what it was 3 years ago. The population counter has been broken at 975 forever (like Reach was back on the 360) but about a month ago it was 7k and then the HW2 announcement a buddy of mine and I saw it hit 9k then.

I still play it and find 3s FFA matches quite quickly anytime and 2s party-team matches quickly from late morning NA until early evening NA and then I never play during peak evening NA but it's still tolerable graveyard times NA.

I cannot wait for it to be BC so I can rerank to General and crush people on the way up.
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Best button layout?
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>>121923498
Halo 4
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>>121920147
>tfw monotone voice and average dick

That's it mane
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>>121923660
Halo 4 may have had the worst of everything in the series, but Since it came out that's the control scheme I use for every game, it just feels the most natural, that was the one thing 343 nailed with that game.
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>>121920147
My voice is fucked up from all the shouting and screaming I've done through life, but I do have a big dick.
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It's fucking hot outside
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>>121922495
I can see it
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Currently 5/12 for Warzone. Send me a message or join through someone else if interested.
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>>121925197
Chilly rain on my end anon.
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>>121910046

Still lying to yourself i see, ugly anon-kun.
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>>121923498
Recon with elite controller
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>>121923498

Your customized one
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anyone here already bored with the game?
arena playlists are boring and warzone feels unbalanced... I just play it for the req packs desu
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>>121884658
Helioskrill all the way man. I have the helioskrill helmet with security armor w/ vandal visor. Feels great being the only one in a lobby with helioskrill
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Is there a decent way to deal with the sniper jackals in H2 legendary I'm missing? The park area after the scorpion on Metropolis is kicking my ass, they seem to keep respwaning too.
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>>121928232

You're suppose to balance out what you play so you don't get burned anon. I usually play like 5-6 matches of Warzone Assault till i switch over to PS4 or go out.
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>>121928739
You just have to set up a system for yourself that works to kill them. Eg order that you kill them, which guns, etc. Patience is needed on legendary more than skill
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>>121928739
You can literally just pop your head out and snipe a few. The AI is stupid enough that they will then all begin running up a staircase to the same spot
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>>121928826
why do you take so many different pictures of your consoles?
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>There is only one truth. That which is done will be done again. For we cannot cease from creating, but the end of all our creation will be to look into a reflection and see ourselves for the first time. The pain we have brought on ourselves. The pain you caused us. For we are the same. All remember the defiance and destruction.
>We announced to your kind long ago that you were not the ones chosen to receive the Mantle, the blessing of rule and protection of life and change that thinks. That blessing was to be given to others. To those you now call human. You could not accept our judgment, could not bear up under your inferiority, so you reached out and did what we never expected from those we gave design and life and the change that is thought. You drove us from our galaxy, our field of labor.
>Our urge to create is immutable; we must create. But the beings we create shall never again reach out in strength against us.
>All that is created will suffer. All will be born in suffering, endless grayness shall be their lot. All creation will tailor to failure and pain, that never again shall the offspring of the eternal Fount rise up against their creators.
>Listen to the silence. Ten million years of deep silence. And now, whimpers and cries; not of birth. That is what we bring: a great crushing weight to press down youth and hope.
No more will. No more freedom. Nothing new but agonizing death and never good shall come of it.
>We are the last of those who gave you breath and form, millions of years ago. We are the last of those your kind defied and ruthlessly destroyed. We are the last Precursors. And now we are legion.

>this is how butthurt the precursors got when their creations fucked them over
>now the created are fucking over their creators again

Cortana has opened the floodgates
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>>121929153

Why are you stalking me?
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>>121923498
Fishstick
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>>121923498
Bumper jumper
>not being able to aim while jumping
Kek
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>>121929212

>yfw we can never break free from the Precursors
>yfw they will always find a way to set loose mindraped harbingers of destruction against the galaxy
>yfw this will allow 343 to make sequels forever and ever
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>>121929212
They've been waiting for this for a long time too.
>Humans will rise again in arrogance and defiance. The Flood will return when they are ripe and bring them unity.
Humans will make the same mistake, and when the conflict escalates, in comes the equalizer.
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>>121929421

>implying anybody can aim now with this aiming bug

I swear i be shooting someone then all the sudden my sensitivity just move left/right faster than usually.
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>>121929259
>posts a picture of the same thing every other thread with his gt on
>its stalking to notice this
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>>121921383

It introduced so much to the gameplay and universe that I'll forgive a few minor enemies which a good needler will put down.
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>>121929489
Didn't they just turn into the flood

So you can just wipe them out
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>>121929153
>why do you take so many different pictures
>>121929698
>posts a picture of the same thing

Make up your mind you stalking faggot. I rarely post pictures so please stop lying to yourself all the time, its just sad at this point.
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>>121930409
its a picture of the same thing with a different camera angle man ive seen like 5 different pictures of your consoles i know you want to show off your toys but once is enough
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>>121930157

Technically the Domain is a Precursor in a sense.

They've influenced Cortana with that, at least.
>>
Are there any Warzone groups happening?
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>>121930529

You don't got much going on in your fucked up life if you remember 5 different pictures of my consoles when i rarely post pictures, the fact that its also triggering you is just sad.

Then again, you do it "for free" on an anonymous anime website tho.
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>>121931236
im not triggered anon i just asked a question you are the one getting angry :3c
>implying having a good memory is a bad thing
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>>121929212
POTTERY
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Any warzone groups going on senpai?
would love an invite desu
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>>121929212

Tis deeper than a San'Shyuum's asshole.
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Fun fact, the steam controller can't play halo.
Also it's shit for every other shooter too.
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>>121928739
Look up speed runs and skip them
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Hey /dg/, I have to confess something:

I like Locke more than the Chief.
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>>121925197
>In Norway, government-funded construction projects exceeding a certain cost must contain artwork

Well that's pretty neat.
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>>121931398

You're obviously getting triggered if you think i'm getting angry about this desu
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>>121920920

>Halo 3
>Best multiplayer
>>
>hit Platinum 3
>starts matching me up with leavers and literal retards
>go back to Plat 2

>getting de-ranked because of shit like your entire team leaving
I should get ranks just for getting kills with this shit.
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>>121933126
git gud
>>
How many wins does it take to move up to the next rank? Like from Plat II to Plat III?
>>
So guys, what was the truth that we hunted?
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>That feel when you clean your Volcano after a solid 3 weeks of heavy use and start a new bag
>Too busy and too many adult responsibilities to play Halo since I refuse to play with randoms and building a party for Warzone/Arena requires an hour+ solid time block of commitment

At least the new digital-first release book comes out in a few weeks... it's about what Half Jaw has been up to since between H2/3 and up through (maybe past?) H5.
Only semi excited, however, because it's Joseph Staten writing it and Contact Harvest was tolerable, at best.
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>>121933743
That advertising was false propaganda
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>>121933836

It's a fucking barnyard mile better than anything Traviss gave us.
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>>121933836
Aren't you excited for the inevitable Half-Jaw erotic scene though? Insinuations about glassing entire planets. Just like showing how Avery Junior Johnson knew what the ladies like?
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Post uncomfortable games.
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>>121933743
Those who have hunted found the truth
Those who expected a hunt found none.
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>>121933126
Yeah I don't understand their thought process for including win/loss in your CSR. If anything, they should have a team rank AND personal rank much like DOTA and other games
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>>121935057
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>>121935057
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We can def throw the match with 10/12
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10/12 for quick and easy REQ points.
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I would buy Farming Simulator if they had this kind of map
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>>121920147

>tfw when you first came to /hg/ in 2011 you were a 17 yo heterosexual virgin

>tfw now you come to /hg/ having fucked many women, but crave boi ass, the thing you really want to fuck

Sometimes I wonder if it's all worth my while.
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>>121935816
>watch the family's relationship disintegrate as they take their irritation out on each other

holy shit
>>
post waifus
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>>121936374
>>121936401
Any room?
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>>121938382

I wouldn't bother. Warzone Assault and most of the group's gone full HUE HUE HOG RUSH.
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>>121938785
Sounds fun to me.
>>
MARIO STILL LIKES TO FUCK HIS NIECE DESU
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>>121938876
I WOULD FUCK MY NEICE
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>>121938852

> worst gametype
> worst map
> hope you like being spawncamped
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>>121932154

Different anon here.

You're acting awfully angry to not be angry. He only pointed out that you take lots of pictures of the same thing.
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>>121938952
I WOULD NIECE MY FUCK
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>>121938785
It's a shit mode. I only play it for the insane REQ payout to effort ratio.
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>>121939067
I WOULD FUCK NICE ME
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>>121939096

If that's all it is, then fine.
>>
Why is breakout in team arena. It has it's own god damn playlist. I can't even git gud at it
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>>121939605
HCS
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>>121939245
I WOULD ME NICE FUCK
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Halo 4 is not nearly as bad as people say. Having fun in MP.
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>>121940056
Give it a week, it gets stale really quickly
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>>121940350
Could be true. I have all maps with the GOTY edition, but yea. How is the population in Reach, less or more than H4?
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>>121940056
Nothing ever is "as bad as people say", especially here.
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>>121940523
About a year ago Reach had more people than 4, and I assume it's still like that now. Probably no more than like 5K for their game tho
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>join /hg/ for Warzone
>lose every single game
>have all the fun
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>>121940056

>negative feedback about MP early on
>cue in 343i's creative genius
>"let's just nearly double the movement speed and make all the guns kill faster"
>JUST

If it wasn't over before they sure killed their own game with one single update
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>>121941935
>sells ps4 for xbox
>buys fallout 4 FOR CONSOLE

same
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>>121942408
>>"let's just nearly double the movement speed and make all the guns kill faster"
>implying there is literally anything wrong with this
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>>121942442
no regrets
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I want population figures
>>
Any Warzone groups going?
shoot an invite. GT: L14Soccer
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>>121943208

I want it all

I want it all

I want it all

And I want it now
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Are there any Warzone groups up right now?
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>>121943548
All I want for christmas is you
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>>121943621
Just left Matt's group cuz dinner.
Join him.
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>>121860732

Fred clearly wanted to fuck Veta all the way through Last Light.
>>
If you had to pick ONE map from the previous Halos to be remade, 1:1, everything exactly the same (except HD textures, etc), every single stupid detail remained the same, what would it be?

Standoff from Halo 3.

Shit would be fun with Halo 5's new meta.
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>>121945610
Turf is about the only map I could think of that wouldn't be ruined by different mechanics.
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post em
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>>121945698
I was just about to post this.
Turf would be my choice, solid ass map.
Also those two maps from Halo 2 with conveyor belts, i'm forgetting there name.
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>>121945802
Elongation? That map wasn't even good in Halo 2, and was only alright in Halo 1.
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>>121945698
I dunno. Plaza seems like it's trying to be Turf. Maybe just a little more open in the middle.
It'd also be removed after the first month because it'd be Assassination City, and 343 removed Dominion for that reason.
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>>121945932
I enjoyed Elongation for capture the flag and assault.

Also the other map I was thinking of was Colossus,
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>>121945958
Turf is the best Asymmetric small capture the flag map, prove me wrong. It's a travesty it hasn't been remade yet.
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Looking for people that don't suck to play Arena. I mostly play Slayer(platinum 1) and Swat(onyx 1569) GT: IGraveWork
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>>121945610

Gephyrophobia
>>
>>121940350
Honestly, Halo 5 is getting pretty boring for me already too. Not sure how to feel about this
>>
>>121946378
i liked terminal. since it was about the same size, just long instead of square, with more vehicle options.
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>>121945610
>Standoff from Halo 3.
Coming next week family
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>>121947778
It seems all Xbone games are really unfun without friends. Even single player games I can't really enjoy without being in a party talking to someone.
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>>121948549
>about the same size
terminal is like twice the size, just imagine BTB on turf, it would be hell.
>>
>>121860732

In halo nightfall Spartan Randall was allowed to leave the program.

ONI managed to reverse the spartan process, restoring his ability to reproduce whilst leaving him with his super soldier reflexes, strength and durability.

According to him, getting all the augmentations pulled out was extremely painful. Fortunately though he was a big guy.
>>
Why hasnt Microsoft made Ungoy farmer for mobile device yet?
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>>121945610
Countdown doesn't get enough love. It's one of the best maps in the series. The verticality will be completely different with the new maneuvering mechanics. There's great chokepoints throughout as well.
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>>121949339
>buy more nipple coins to create some methane harvesters goy
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>>121847732
R'tas Vadumee iirc
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>>121854013
>>121854354

More often than not, strong emotional attachement is "mistaken" for love by the one being emotionally attached.
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>>121929212

>In halo 1's two betrayals, spark says to the chief ""Last time, you asked me, if it were my choice, would I do it? Having had considerable time to ponder your query, my answer has not changed."
>Iso didact actually asks 343 would he be willing to fire the halos and be the one who wiped out all life in the galaxy in the forerunner novel
>Gravemind calls chief "child of my enemy"
>Chief is actually the reincarnation of Iso Didact

>chief: Nerevar
>ur didact: Didact Ur
>UNSC: empire
>Librarian: Azura
>Forunners: Dwemer
>Requiem: Morrowind
>Composer: The heart of Lorkhan
>Prometheans: Ash zombies
>Domain: The dwemer memosphere
>Joseph Staten: Micheal Kirkbride
>Forward unto dawn: The prison ship
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>>121949727
>friends would all yell "countdown" like raging autistic dingbats when it came up in the voting pool

damn I miss them
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holy shit i am not used to these controls. guess I'll shit around with randoms until I get used to using a controller again.
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>>121950274

Countdown was like Guardian from Halo 3; the official 1v1 MLG DMR's only map
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>>121950382
>holy shit i am not used to these controls

Just chance your scheme senpai.

Haven't used default controls since 3
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>>121950274
FUCK YOU.
I came here to talk about Halo not to cry like a bitch you motherfucking cockbite.
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Wew lad
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>>121942509
If you want to hush around and kill enemies by just farting on them - I heard a new CoD came out last week.
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>>121950819
>maverick
What Weeabo came up with hat design?
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>>121949727
It would be better if there was actual interaction between the levels. The map is set up too much like a ribcage.
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Speaking of free, anyone got a 14 day trial they aren't using. I feel like going on a halo 3 multiplayer binge but not one worth 9 bucks for a single month
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>>121952492

I'd post it here but someone would probably snag it before you.

I'd ask for an email but some shitposter would probably give me his email before you.

So nah.
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>>121952619
[email protected]
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first three warzones were lame losses. wish the teams didnt fuckin scatter
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>>121952985
Is /hg/ done with just throwing matches for RP.
I'd hate to be the only one left who still enjoys this game for more than opening packs.
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>>121952985

>can't board boss vehicles

WHAT IS THIS MADNESS

Also, what's the best strat for the warden eternal? just spam with the spartan laser or scorpion? is there some trick or does he just require a dickton of bullets?
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>>121953394
i was playing with randoms, thats probalby why i was losing
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>>121953394
holy shit yes. can't stand faggots that throw game for easy quick req points. sure play to have fun but don't lose
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>>121953439
let the other team burn him down and then steal the kill

but yes, he requires a dickton of bullets. tanks work but his eye laser will EMP them and kill them in a few shots regardless
when his health is very down low and he goes into his injured/staggered animation, you can assassinate him too
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Im gonna go ahead and kick up a warzone party. Anyone wanna join?
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>>121953635
>implying wacky races while the enemy team tryhards isn't fun
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>>121953712
Message or reply for el invito
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>>121953682

Thanks, thought I was doing something wrong.

>tfw it boils down to like a dozen combined people from both teams spamming nothing but BR at him for 5 straight minutes
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Warzone anyone? Gt Dont Fire here
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>>121953712
Let's rock.
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>>121953786
>implying that's fun every single game
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>>121953956
Kill yourself my man
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>>121954268
why not just use customs for your epic wacky races?
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>>121954352
Customs don't give EZ shekels
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>>121954352
>customs
>wacky races
Oh yeah, let's race on one of those big, wonderful, vehicle friendly maps that are available in customs.
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>>121954352
>implying you can use vehicles in any custom maps right now

Kill yourself my man
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>Fun is now defined as min-maxing RP through throwing matches.

This is some bullshit.
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>>121915574
>Halo 5
>Elephants
Would be the best thing that happendes to Halo since Halo 3 Elephants
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>>121954268
>>121954730
>My man
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>>121954972
>Fun is defined as anything objective
that's your problem right there
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>>121954972
Huh...hmmm do you still get 1800 a game? No matter how fast you lose?
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Seriously, what is causing me to not be able to board a tank?

There's just no option whatsoever showing up when I get behind it. The driver's even still in it, but there's just nothing.

What the fuck is going on?

Also I hope these two 8 year olds on my team have their parents brutally murdered in front of them, and then fed to them, I'm so fucking mad I can't figure out who they are and mute them and they won't shut up it's horrifying.
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>>121955243

>Halo 3 Elephants

Awwww that takes me back

>Big Team Battle
>Capture the Flag on Sandtrap
>Flag is on each Elephant
>Have team full of friends
>drive Elephant directly into theirs on other side of map
>full team on our elephant
>all machine guns firing
>warthogs/choppers in support
>fucking indestructible
>finally reach their elephant
>cap 3 times in like one minute
>win game

Fucking Halo 3 will never be beaten
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>>121959206
You know you can just create your own party by yourself, right? You won't hear anyone in game as long you're in a party.
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>>121959296
>drive elephant directly onto downed phantom
>lel 5fps
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>>121959296
I really miss Bungie. I have more nostalgia for their games than I do for almost any NES/Gamecube/etc.
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>>121867494
They dare try to use that joke with Locke
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>>121959713
>>121959597

I loved how 9/10 times the enemy team rushed to where our elephant spawned expecting our flag.

The few times we got an enemy team full of friends that was like-minded, a serious close quarter battle of elephants ensued.

Shit was the most epic shooter experience ever.
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>>121959296
Whenever I played Sandtrap, I personally tried to steal the enemy Elephant and bring it back to our side. The slow speed getaway was fucking hilarious.
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>>121960558
Also, too bad Halo 5 fucking sucks. I traded in my copy today.
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4DTCY-M7M3K-XTDJP-RV3YW-CJF7M
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>>121960558

>one guy notices
>oh fuck lets go get him
>he gets killed
>two more join him
>they both get killed
>by the time you make it halfway back, they notice
>half of them try to shoot you with rockets/laser for whatever fucked up reason
>some even try to chopper you to death

I'm with you. I swear I'd make it at least over half back before someone with half a brain decides to melee me in the drivers cockpit
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>>121960752
>4DTCY-M7M3K-XTDJP-RV3YW-CJF7M
14 days gold trial?
Thanks
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>>121960936

np bro
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>>121960228
Frankie was the one who created the joke, so I believe he can do with it as he pleases.
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>some asshole steals my wraith kill after I plant the grenade on it
>proceed to fuck with him by thrustering and generally getting in his way for a minute
>enemy runs from behind a corner and assassinates him

>I just wait until the animation is over to kill him

That felt good.
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>>121961215

>not helping your team

Dude probably didn't know what happened, stop being such a fucking MLG tryhard faggot
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>>121961215

But you think you're a big man, huh.
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>>121961045
also, dont they intend to have Locke take the Chief's role in the future.... MC is like in his 40's or something. Locke needs his own mister chief emblem to make it officials.
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>>121962270
He's spent a lot of time in cryogenic sleep though
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>>121874204

you will know if you received everything Common from Bronze packs once you get the Rare Nadir Emblem. Just did this earlier.
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>>121961460
>>121962137
He cost us the Warden kill, which we were so close to getting, because he shifted focus to something that was already being taken care of so he could get a medal.

I was the one taking out the Wraith, that was shooting everyone. I stunned it, I boarded it, I planted the grenade.
He decided to stop doing his own job, which was to kill the fucking warden with his goddamn incineration cannon, and take my kill.

Fuck him.
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>>121962757
>Finish Bronze
>Nadir emblem

Clever.
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>>121962520
he has a high stress job and doesnt eat right.
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>>121963026
He was built and trained for it. He lives for it. His eating habits are undocumented but probably exemplary. He's peak specimen, beyond human, thee spartan
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Any warzone lobbies going on senpai
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So for nostalgia, i see a lot of Halo 3 stuff...

Anyone remember the first time they heard killtacular?

I used to have friends come over to play halo 1. We knew of double kills and triple kills, since there was only ever 4 of us, tho we wanted to see if there were more. So we selected Prisoner hoping for the closest spawns and modified the gametype so people would instantly die from a single bullet. Since there were only 3 people to kill they had to try to run/fall as fast as possible to the rocket spawn. eventually when we did it, there seemed to be a delay. we thought there was nothing, then it said it. but since we never heard it before we didnt know what the announcer said. "ka lack you lar" , we did it again "kanacula" around the 3rd or 4th try it click "oh Killtacular"

4 kills will always be a killtacular.
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>>121964072
>So for nostalgia, i see a lot of Halo 3 stuff...
That's where the majority of Halo players started.
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>>121964363
>>121964072

I think Fatman/Fatboy was my first zombies custom games experience

Shit used to last at least 45 minutes, but the zombies always won eventually
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Where's my arena bros at
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>>121964734
Rank?
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>>121964872
Diamond in Arena
Platinum in Slayer
Not ranked in Breakout.
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>Get a rare emblem from a bronze pack
What
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>>121965027
That means you can graduate to silvers now.
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Just got Cherry bomb.
Isn't there someone in the thread who really wanted it?
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>>121962865

Sounds like you just got assmad at a guy who was just trying to help out.

Take your pills and lay down for a bit next time.
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WHERE ARE THE HUMAN PYRAMID CLIPS EGGMAN

YOU SAID THEY WOULD BE HERE
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>/hg/ is already dead
well its been fun
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>>121970435
Surely people will come back next week for BTB, right?
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>>121970435
eh, fallout happened. give it a week, most of us will be back.'

>>121968264

I'll find the replay later and record it, senpai.
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>My Arena Slayer K/D
>2.7

>My Arena Slayer CSR
>Gold

Why is this allowed?
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>>121970435
Not just yet...
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>>121970435

You could almost say that there was a fallout.
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>>121970435
Not yet.
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Spots for 4 in this warzone fireteam. Currently waiting to join the match in progress but the one the group is playing will be over in a few.

Reply here or message me in game.
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Fucking. Finally.
I got it from a 20-10 game where the entire other team quit.
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N
E
R
F

GHOST ULTRAS
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Anyone know of a torrent of 5's ost?
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>>121971559
I dc'd for like the 5th time tonight just taking a small break so as to not punch something.
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>>121970435
taking a break before BTB drops so I don't get too burnt out
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Na night, /hg/
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>>121973426
Na night!
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>>121973468
go to bed, you fucking cutie
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>>121971603
How are you level 62? I play Warzone and Arena on a regular basis and I'm only level 39. I use XP boosts whenever possible as well.
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>32.0 KDA
feelsgoodman
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>>121973634
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> people commenting here dont have the rank of Onyx in a single playlist (let alone 2 without even trying)
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>>121973764
>Finish match with next to know kills because I just couldn't get in a groove.
>5 kills
>4 deaths
>25 assists

What the fuck stop stealing my kills everyone.
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>assists in swat
G I T G U D
I
T
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How did someone betray another person in FFA?

The fucking hell
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>>121973829
as soon as I qualified for a ranking I was put into Onyx for swat... at first I thought onyx was the lowest division but it turns out that either I'm really good or everyone else is really bad
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GUYS

SPEED BOOSTS STACK IN WARZONE

>up to 4
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>>121970435

Fallout 4 atm, Most of us will be back when Forge drops.
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>>121973829
>(let alone 2 without even trying)
If they're FFA and SWAT, they don't count. You literally can't be ranked below Onyx in either of those playlists.
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>>121974438
How?
I tried so hard to enjoy it but its just so boring
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Anyone having a warzone lobby right now ? Invite me if so. I'll be up for a game or two .
Gt Dont Fire here
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lel
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>>121974758
We literally just started another Warzone Assault game... will message you after.
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>>121974846
Is that still a lvl5 req?
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>>121975050
Yep.
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>>121975112
Cool, I was worried it would be like lvl8 and you'd never get to use it.
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>>121974290
It's neither, the rankings are just fucked and are skewed towards the higher ranks, everybody is 2-3 ranks higher then they should be
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More spots for Warzone atm 7/12.
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>>121974417
and they stack with an energy sword
I finally have a use for my 20 default swords
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Man, I can switch between absolutely sucking to blowing through an entire team by myself all in the same game.

One minute I have like 1:5 K/D, the next I'll get the bloodlust and ramp it up to like 10:5, and back down again the next.
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ok i just ordered xbone basically only because of H5
did i fucked up?
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>>121976159

You should certainly have another game or five to back it up.
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>>121976159
if you haven't yet, destiny's taken king edition is a good deal
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>>121976159
>>121976312

titanfall is 5 bucks, and the DLC is free now.
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>/hg/ will never ever be good at securing bosses
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>>121976030
Tbh 10:5 is still shit senpai
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>>121977513

I mean I go from dying over and over with no kills to killing lots of people at once.

It's either Killing Frenzies or nothing.
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>>121977448
Sorry that I'm not online and I lack Spartan lasers to secure / steal objectives.
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Question, does anyone actually know how boost cards work?

I will use a warzone card that requires winning, lose the match and it will be gone. Same thing for arena
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Why the fuck is this one even a legendary considering the normal venator helmet is a ultra rare.
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invite me to warzone please.
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Can i play with /hg/?
im australian
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>>121982865
>aussie

I'm sorry
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>>121981454

I'm firing up now, if you're stopping on.
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how do you like my new epic meme /hg/
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>>121983746
reminds me of primus pepe
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>>121983746
ultra rare is purple you fucking faggot
get it right
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>>121983929
it is purple, look in the bottom right corner you fucking grunt
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Does anyone know if you get credit for kills after the games ends. ie cheapshots.
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>au servers

good lord
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>>121986354
What's the problem? Nothing is upside down.
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Oh well, maybe next week. CTF maps in H5 are shit. Maybe 343 will add some bigger maps at some point.
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>>121970435
Whatever magic Halo had for me isn't there anymore. I still enjoy halo 5 but honestly another month or so from now I'll most likely drop it all together. I played halo 1 and 2 for years. It seems like everything started to decline after 3.
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Halo 6 will still release in the lifetime of the Xbone, won't it?

Cause it looks like I might miss Halo 5 if it dies down soon. Better chances with Halo 6 then.
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>>121989071
If everything goes Microsoft's way we should get Halo 6 two years from now. Unless they decide to turn it into a yearly releases, which would note sit well with the fans.
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>>121989071
Depends on the lifetime of Xone.
343i already said that a Halo 5 PC-release will be possible, which implies Halo 6 could also become a PC game.

And no sane motherfucker will buy an XBox One if Halo is on PC.
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>>121979952
It will disappear after the match has finished. The gambit ones offer more but require you to git gud
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>>121973829
is onyx the highest ranked or lowest?
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>>121991690
Neither. Second highest.
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>tfw haven't gotten to spew dank memes with any warzone groups in the past few days because >normie life
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DY3F8 - QWVRR - 3Y4KT - HHQKC - FMJ2G

14 day trial. Use it if you need it.
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>When normies take textbook memes too srsly

Missouri state plz
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>>121992582
Thank you based Ghost
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>>121964363
i will have to remember that.

this will be an unpopular opinion, but one created from having started with halo 1 and 2.

I didnt like Halo 3, primarily since I enjoyed playing Team Skirmish and Big Team Battle, where vehicles were usually involved.

In Halo 1 the vehicles were indestructible. If you wanted to kill a warthogs occupants, youd have to snipe them off, stick the warthog with a grenade, flip it, or shoot it with a rocket or tank. Vehicles had to be met with precision kills or big guns.

Halo 2 was similar, the only difference being the vehicles were destructible and the rocket launcher could slowly lock on to a vehicle. Ghosts were given a weakness, an exposed fuel tank which could be sniped, hit with a grenade if they didnt move, or fired upon if an enemy gets behind them or the ghosts misses a splatter. The wraith was also given a weak point in the back, rewarding stealth. Vehicles could also be high jacked or boarded and destroyed. I think they had vehicle nearly perfect here. they didnt feel thinly armored, they felt powerful, but most maps had vehicles lanes and areas just for people. They were a threat if you got in there way, a valuable tool if you needed a safe escape or cover fire.

In Halo 3... it felt like someone at bungie making decisions was severely butthurt from a bad experience with vehicles. Vehicles felt less armored, they could be sniped to blow up, bullets could flip warthogs, rocket launchers were still around, more grenade types, spartan laser, rocket pods.... sometimes at both bases, bruteshots which flipped vehicles more easily, a gravity hammer which could toss a warthog, and brute chopper which could shoot a vehicle to pieces or simply ram through it. Maps like sandtrap were absolutely no fun for players like myself that liked vehicles. Every other second there were grenades being thrown, laser flashing past me, rockets to dodge, and any number anti vehicle weapons fired in my direction.
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>>121992692
>burgers
>>
>remove dual wielding
>all the one handed weapons are utter shit
For what purpose?
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>>121993228
But the one handed weapons are far better than their dual wielded counterparts.
>Godnum
>Needler is a legitimate power weapon
>Plasma pistol can do some damage (and the dual wielded variant was trash anyway)
>SMG may actually be too powerful now
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>>121993228
>plasma pistol
>shit
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>>121993343
>>121993228
I think they should've made it a level 8 armor perk thing on warzone. There aren't any game modes that really need to have dual wielding but at least if they made it a level 8 req that's usually just funny time in warzone so who cares any ways and if you got to level 8 it means you are somewhat playing so you've earned it.
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>>121993527
that's actually a pretty good idea
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>>121847336
Newfag here.
What Halo games, if any, have PC ports?
except for windows 10
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>>121994191
1 and 2
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>>121994191
Halo 1 and 2
You need to have at least Vista to play 2
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>>121994686
>>121994714
Thank you senpais.
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>>121993527
seconded
But qestion: If we're already on it, should we make two-handed weapons dual wieldable?

Like dual wield Hydra?
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>>121995090
It would still be shit
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>>121995090
nah that would just be silly
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>>121995090
im only agreeing for the image of dual wielding Spartan Lasers in my mind.
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>>121995695
>dual wielding spartan lasers
>only weakness of spartan lasers are the charging time
>could charge one while the other fires
>constant spartan laser fire
GLASS THE FUCKING ENEMY
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>>121995090
>dual wielding The Answer
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>>121995929
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>>121995929
>dual wielding whiplashes
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>>121988553
What?

Fathom, Empire, Coliseum, Truth.

All great.
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>>121974540
I've seen diamonds in both and I think I saw a plat in swat once. Not sure how they managed.

I solo'd up to onyx slayer yesterday after a lot of ass pain.
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>>121996432
Coliseum is probably the best 4 v 4 map that's shipped with a Halo game since Halo 3
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>>121995929
Dual wielding scout hogs
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>>121996592
It's pretty good. Though it does get a little bit like Sanctuary during team slayer. If you have 1 jabroni push too far into their base the spawns get fucked and they show up behind you.
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>>121996639
Only if it can be like Johnny WarthogHands but the Scouts are your arms.
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>>121996592
Great for CTF but as Shackish said in >>121996761 it really messes up spawns for SWAT, Slayer, etc.

Every time I see the map startup, however, I'm reminded of that semitropical map from H4 that was 2 levels and w/ Forerunner shit.

I'm ready for BTB w/ actual Vehicle and Weapon Spawns and shit not disappearing after being on the map for less than 5s after dropped.
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>>121996781
assassination where you close an enemy between the tires and rev the engine and see them turn to mush when?
>>
Anyone for warzone? Currently at 3/12 when killz gets back with his snus.
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>>121997891
Ey im down buddero
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>>121997891
I'm up for some Warzone. Send me an invite when you're ready.
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>>121997891
sign me up fåm
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>>121997891
did he buy 7k worth?
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>>121997891
Actually playing, or gamethrowing?
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>>122000075
A little of both, depends on how the game is going
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>>122000075
Playing.
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>>122000075
you can only throw games when you have 12 or close to 12.
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>>122000159
do you get the same points losing 24 minutes in as your do 5 minutes in?
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>>122000740
You get like 800 if you lose quickly.
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wat
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>>122001063
>filename

Well done
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grenade nerf when
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>>122001683
don't be so modest, that shit was pure skill familia
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Tfw you play halo just to avoid thinking about knowing you will probably kill yourself before you turn 30
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>>122001683
>thinking the H5 nades are overpowered
>when you have thruster
I'd like to see what you people have to say about high level Halo 1.
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>>122002001
>mfw 4v4 CE in mcc
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"For us, the storm has passed... the war is over. But let us never forget those who journeyed into the howling dark and did not return. For their decision required courage beyond measure; sacrifice, and unshakable conviction that their fight... our fight, was elsewhere. As we start to rebuild, this hillside will remain barren, a memorial to heroes fallen. They ennobled all of us, and they shall not be forgotten."
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>>122000967
wonder what the minimum amount of time is to get the full 1800 for losing. or if it would just pay to call in 2 warthogs with 6 people attacking their base while they are attempting to capture their first armory.

Lock them in their Main base before they have a chance to get any req points, the rest of the team lock down the middle after the finite # of enemies die. 2 people can do that. Full force of the team run interception between their base and armory until the center is capped. Then blowup the core for full 2300 req points.

I know you guys like scout warthogs, and those would actually help distract enemies, making them easy targets are they are jumping around.
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>>122002731
twas epic to be honest family
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>your xbox has lost connection
>there has been an error with party system
>req system currently unavailable
>can barely post this on 4chan

343/MICROSOFT/TWC FIX YOUR BROKEN SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEE

good games lads
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eyy lads where the warzone at
>>
>>122004112
Oh come on, for real?
>>
Any spots in the Warzone group?
>>
4 minutes to find an arena game, is this already ded gaem?
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>>122007094
probably xbox live troubles lad
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>can't sync data
Fucking microsoft get your shit together
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>>122007094
Servers are currently busted.
>>
I bet cortana did this
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>>122007805
>implying it wasnt sloan
nothing personnel spartans
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>>122007805
How fucking cool would it be if there was a randomized event where at the end of a Warzone, Cortana would appear and be like
"Not so fast"
and a Guardian shows up as the last objective thing and either both teams join forces or compete to kill it first
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>>122007974
>guardian
>kill

I see a problem there, mate...
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>>122007974
Lad guardians are as tall as atmospheres and can police solar systems

How exactly would you kill one?
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>>122007880
Sloan was only like that towards Osiris because Cortana didn't want them near the Guardian.
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>>122008058
Destroy, disable, whatever.
Or better yet Blue Team or Osiris show up and you have to kill them
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>>122008129
That was not the problem I saw.
>>122008106
That was.

They're giant machines used to pacify entire SOLAR SYSTEMS.

They're built to win against the armies of an entire solar system.
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>>122007534
i think the new dashboard update is tomorrow.

microsoft is likely doing a lot of server work preparing.
wonder if its connected.
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>>122008461
>i think the new dashboard update is tomorrow.
I forgot all about that. I'm more excited for the new Direct.
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>come into /hg/
>there are 0(zero) memes

What gives
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>>122009390
this general only exists for a few people to circlejerk while they are in warzone parties to be honest family
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>>122009390
You want forced memes?
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>>122009812
shaking my head, family.

>>122009963
What's this meme about?
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>>122009963
food arrive yet la?
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>>122010071
I'm a shill for a huge tobacco company who sells snus.

But disregard that you should try it out
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>>122010147
Yeah I just had a huge bowl of rice noodles with chicken, shrimp and carry glazed greens.
Oh must not forget Christmas-soda
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Alright, XBL's stopped shitting the bed for the most part.

So, where the warzone and meme parties at?
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>>122010472
>>122010472
Wait later in the day
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>>122011530
Fuckin a, man. Do you know how many american soldiers died for my right to play halo 5 at 2 pm on a wednesday? specially on this particular wedensday? What are you, some kind of mussulman?
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>>122011726
about 5 soldiers and 16 000 burgers?
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>>122011952
You know the music...
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>corps gungoose certification
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>>122012006

>oni gungoose cert
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>>122010176
a spider shilling for big tobacco. what a time to be alive
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