>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: https://www.dota2.com/685/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Ancient Thread: >>121791645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnKMuNbdEa8
>tfw you have a quarry to settle
Hey!
xth for ez lans for EG
Animemes
hey d2g
how do i play earth spirit?
>>121822619
how many lans has EG won since RTZ moved back there?
>>121821981
>Let's make TF2 to get revenge on Valve for Dota
>Sir we can't make fps games
>Just pretend you're making SMITE with TF2 characters
>Weren't both games failures? One is basically on life support being run by 30 anonymous people on an imageboard and the other is dead
>LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU MAKE THE GAME OR YOU'RE FIRED CODE MONKEY
^ How Overwatch came to exist
>Happily playing early morning ranked
>Game set to be an easy win even with alchimeme on the enemy team
>Never see the Invoker on the enemy team
>Manage to hunt him down once or twice
>Late game comes around and he obliterates my entire team over and over
>Check his account history
>All wins as Invoker
>Prior to Invoker picking, a long series of losses and poor performances
Whats the point of account boosting anyway?
Isn't the whole point of playing the game playing the game?
>someone tries suckering me into a teamspeak virus under the guise of them needing a standin for a few matches
>waste their time by giving a bunch of bullshit excuses of why i won't download teamspeak
>after about 20 minutes, mention that we aren't in-game, let alone a lobby
>they go offline
>>121822847
I'm at my 13th and I still use them for entertainment between respawns. Gotta love the taiwanese/pinoys trying so hard to convince me.
>>121822805
>Reposting your dank meme post
Nice one Anon, epicly funny, screencapped for /r/Dota2's enjoyment.
>>121822787
cherish your tier 2 meme lans, matt.
next week is going to be rough for you.
Can you faggots stop spoiling FOTM games? First MGSV now FO4, I hate all of you
>>121822973
Happy to help anon.
Thanks Liquid!
>>121823009
>Going to 4chan at all when a new game is out
Your own fault I'm afraid
>>121823008
>next week is going to be rough for you.
indeed I need to exercise a bit or raising those huge trophies is going to be tiring.
Hey guys I forgot the name of one of the ranged AGI carries. Can you help me identify who this is?
First skill: A low cooldown magic damage nuke
Second skill: Passive that lets them deal more damage when they autoattack
Third skill: Passive aura that adds more damage to the autoattacks of the whole team, based on a certain aoe
Ultimate: Huge aoe magic damage teamfight skill that scales based off of one of the basic skills.
Which hero is this??????
>>121823062
Betting against Liquid is such easy value its unbelievable
The germans are really gonna pull the name through the dirt with their performances
>>121823162
witch doctor
>>121823162
Luna.
Is it supposed to fit another hero because I can't think of any.
>>121823009
>playing bethesda games for the story and not for the mods that make the main game look like garbage
what are you some kinda console peasant?
faceless void
>>121823009
>buy the game in 2 years when all the DLC is bundled in a goty edition, all bugs have been patched, the community has already decided which ones are the must-use tier mods and the game is discounted 80% off.
>so much time has passed any potential spoilers have been forgotten
#patientgamers
>>121823364
>waiting 2 years to play a game at its full potential just to avoid spending some dosh
jesus christ the poorfags in this thread never cease to amaze me
>>121822668
You learn how to draw straight lines. That's literally it.
>>121823680
>not playing a game on its full potential
>paying more money for an inferior product
KEK
>that feel when some fag on the other team abandons
>>121823364
>all bugs have been patched
That's a little optimistic don't you think?
how do we fix le stealth tree Dotards?
>LD trying to weasel his way into the smash community
Disgusting
>>121823857
quelling blade has a private slot
>>121823857
Improve leech seed to be viable past 20:00, but even if you don't he's pretty viable right now, even more so againstle balanced yu-gi-oh enthusiast of hoarding damage
>>121823798
How do you pronounce Jakiro?
>>121824102
JAH-key-row.
Anything else is wrong.
it triggers me how much BTS re-broadcast everything they do
>>121819574
FOGGED OR ARTEEZY?
>>121824179
>tfw the drawanon that made the mostergirl jakiro doesn't draw more dota monstergirls
>i found my drawpad again but need to find my stylus again to get to drawing again
Why even live
>>121824102
joke hero
>>121824179
I go with more of a JAH-keer-oh.
I feel like the R is connected to the I more than the O.
>>121823803
mods fix whatever the patches didn't so why not?
why does gdstudios have such terrible casters?
Guys. I lost 400 mmr in 5 days. I went from 5.3k no the 4k shit bracket.
I can't keep on playing dota anymore.
>>121824858
Thats what you get for abusing fotm heroes
So now that the new pseudo random 17% has been out for some time, how do you people feel Spirit Breaker is like both to play as and against compared to before with the old 17% chance?
Since it was implemented I've played around 30 games on Spirit Breaker and even in the first few games it already started to feel like while you can't get games where you almost always get that extra 17%, you also can't get games where you almost never bash at all. More of an average, sometimes a few more bashes, sometimes a few less.
By taking away that more-random nature from Greater Bash I feel like Spirit Breaker, who is already profiting from the current Meta by being able to be played as Solo Offlane as well as a Melee Support, has become more versatile than ever before.
I just still don't get retards who build MoM on him ever because it's such a dumb as fuck item with more drawbacks than benefits for him. Armlet outweighs it by far.
>>121824858
just wait for wr nerfs
Hey icefrog here planning on letting ES in captains how would you balance him?
>>121824858
Dude I've been stuck at 3.8 for three weeks.
The most heartbreaking thing is that I just wanted 4k but then I got to 3976 and then lost.
Tried counterpicking, fotm spam, windrunner spam, mid autisming, nothing works.CANT WAKE UP
>>121824102
Jack (h)Ee-Row
>>121824020
would instantly turn Techies from dumpster tier to deleted out of the game, are you chinese or why would you want such a horrible thing to happen?
>>121825000
>>121824858
I was 4k now I'm 3k get on my level fuccbois.I really don't like this meta at all.
>>121824989
>not even a spirit breaker related filename
what the fuck anon.
>>121823323Shadow fiend
R8 my effigy
>>121825253
no bully
>>121824023
But he can't even gank. All he can do is secure kills
>>121825409
1/10 not funny whatsoever
>>121824960
slardar and tusk do a better job tbqh family
>>121820338
Is anyone willing to help with this question with an answer that isn't "get good?" I knkow that getting better will help but I'm wondering if there's any particular strat or hero that might make it easier
>>121824919
I play many heroes. Anything but mid heroes. Still playing Troll Warlord and maintain 66% winrate.
Every game EVERYONE OF THEM. Feels like we are stuck in the side of our map. Our team plays way way way to passive and we can never take favorable fights. By the time they start overextending, people decide to play aggresively/ spit push/farm when its at that time they should be playing passively.
People pick fucking, alche and get the rune without leveling greed, people pick furion woods when the enemy aggro lanes with Undying. 2nd support goes to leech exp from phoenix offlane and makes us lose safelane, mid dies solo 80% of the times and supports tp to save them 30 seconds after they died, supports never pull, carries cant even decide to prioritise farm/teamfights.
80% of the times we never go lategame.
>BOYS 5k MMR IS THE 0.2% OF ALL DOTA PLAYERS.
Im seriously thinking of dropping Dota and going back to sc2.
>>121825170
>used to be 5.1k back when i played all day
>steadily dropped to low 4k
never do irl stuff its not worth it
>>121825483
dont die, have a plan, farm as you move and get good
>kill splitpush
>kill techies
>kill deathball
>kill 1v9 meta i.e sniper/troll/jug i.e the greatest meta to ever exist
>force the teamwork meme so now you have to rely on your third worlders to hold the base while you autismclick creeps for 30 minutes
>if you didn't instalock alch the enemy team did, and he's got a 300 gpm leg up on you
6.86 FUCKING WHEN
>>121825000
theres literally no difference between high 3k and 4.5. there really just isnt a difference till mid 5k. so...no need to get broken up. you werent close to anything
>>121824858
I've been stuck at 1200 for more than a year and six months now.
So I quit the game about two weeks ago. I still come to this general for some reason that I don't know
>>121825647
>stuck at 1200
Dotards?
What is the "cdec classic" thing on the watch tab? Basically inhouses for China?
desu imo senpai
>>121825542
So you don't wanna play mid-heroes and want to rely on your team doing things for you and then you wonder why you can't progress.
Just another me ooga team booga post
>>121825607
Alchemist is a splitpushing 1v9 carry. Yes the chemo to the cancer. You should be happy strength carries are viable
>HelenaLive is in LPQ
Why?
>>121825607
>thinking the next patch wont make everything even worse
im sure icefrog will pull some retarded shit where he nerfs all mid heroes again so alch can dominate even harder
>>121825842
because she yells in voice chat
>>121824623
>>121823323
>eclipse
>aoe
>>121825647
see >>121825595
Speaking from experience, the lowest I've ever been is1.7and got out by spamming ursa, going lane, and then farming enemy heroes lacking vision/ways to stop a bear.
Rode bear andtroll back when he was viableall the way to 3k.
Believe in yourself f a m.Also never support ever.
>>121825884
She's never getting out of LPQ with the new system. Everyone in there is 4k+ and she'll just feed non-stop.
Can anyone explain to me why carry Naga exists in her current state when Alche can do her job better?
>>121824179
ya key roh
>>121825468
Fast Fish is fine as well, especially for the huge value that his Amplify Damage brings to the team in nuking down targets faster (great synergies with Windrunner and even Lina who refuses to drop out of the Meta) but due to how much he depends on Blink and BKB you can't play him as a Support like you can play Spirit Breaker, plus it's always good to have a similiar-yet-different hero available to widen your pick pool.
Do you prefer watching dota over playing it?
http://strawpoll.me/5962454/
>>121825607
>oh no guys, the enemy alchemist keeps outfarming me
WHOA WHOOODDA THUNK
>>121825607
>Solo shitters getting BTFO
I hope icefrog continues with this trend
>>121826047
A six slotted Naga wins games.
A six slotted Alch still loses.
>>121826036
how long did it take you to climb that high, real-time?
What if:
>Miracle
>Ixmike
>QO
>Puppey
>PPD as coach
As a team?
>>121825542
>he thinks trench ever ends
top mek desu
>>121826096
u rite u rite
>>121826250
yeah gee lets make a team with a 4 way language barrier
>>121825483
play snowball mids, dont support 1k people if you're definitely better than them, force a pace on the game and make the calls, buy smokes since the 1k people are too retarded
>>121826174
>making the meta for 5 stack shitters when solo mmr is the only mmr that counts
>>121826227
Started at 1.7, took two weeks total to move to 2.5, then took a month getgud break and went unranked for a while, and then returned into ranked and got to 3k from said 2.5 in a week.
>>121826130
It says a lot about this game that this poll is pretty much 50:50
>>121826250
If ppd is coach there has to be a 5th. I nominate ritsu.
Where is that SWNL Naoposter?
>>121826047
you need to end the game fairly fast on alch while a six slotted naga will win always
>>121826379
>tfw you know where each letter comes from
cant wake up
>>121825772
Yeah I know how it sounds. Fuck my team, noob team, fucbois wont let me rise.
I dont like going mid, I like teamfighting/ making space and dominating lanes. Late game is my best, but this fucking meta is all about early/mid game. Late game is the worse. 90% of the times you will never go lategame. Games end around 30 mins. This is fucking bad, its all about dominating mid and gg you fucking won.
You have a huge advantage if: 1) Supports help mid.
2) MId is a good player.
Safelane is absolutely useless unless your possition 1 is a hero that can fight mid game and farm some very cost efficient items. Examples are WK,QoP, PL,Slardar, Ember
Heroes that can absolutely dominate mid game with just one fucking item. Get blink on slardar and congratz you are literarly doing the job of your mid player exept you cant lane mid so we put you under the protection of 1 support. Also every hero that is strong mid game is being a top tier pick (Doom, Earthshaker,Gyro)
Get mid game teamfights, push towers, dominate the map, take rosh, highground. gg
>>121826351
>snowball mids
Could ... could I playPugna? I fucking love Pugna
>>121826427
Envy with shit taste, What's new.
>>121826427
>charolette
>anything but steaming horse shit
>>121826416
Nah, w33 so it can be ooga booga: the team with ixmike as the token booga, who compensates by doing the tilt strat on the enemy carry.
It would be comical just to see a team where nobody can communicate just solo tryharding their asses off and then Ixmike just trying to ruin the other team's day.
>More Visa Issues
>MUH EU COUNTRIES VISAS
DEFEND YOURSELVES EUTARDS
>>121826379
Reminder that the only reason why we have MMR is because reddit cried until it happened.
Ranked = reddit's mode
>>121826379
>believing solo MMR counts
>when solo MMR is only an indicator for how lucky you were to get 4 people who are less retarded than the 5 people on the enemy team combined
eks dee
k
s
d
e
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Party MMR proves that you can play with other people against people who play with other people
Solo MMR makes you pretend to be the one-eyed king amongst the blind
>>121826427
lets get this shit started again like its team secret vs VP @ ti5
>swnl
>>121826524
Depends on who the enemy picked and how much better you are than them.
qwop or shitterfiend would be safer, but good luck getting your retards to let you mid as thugna.
>HelenaLive has 8k viewers
>ppd is lucky to ever break 1k
Explain it?
>>121826625
why the fuck would germany want to take potentially harmful foreigners into their country?
>>121826696
>would be safer
I live on the edge, baby.
>good luck getting your retards to let you mid as thugna
Yeah, true, I guess
>>121826524
everytime I see a pugna going mid I pick sotrm and beat his ass as the currently worst mid hero in the game so that he learns his place a pos 5 support
>>121826803
>Worst mid hero
>Storm
Ayy
>>121826729
dota is such a dead boring game people would rather watch memes than pros
dota has been a joke for like 6 patches now, its not really surprising that its dying
Give some reasonable aghs suggestions /d2g/
Slark:
Essence thief now steals one from int and str and 2 from agi. Any essence stolen during the duration of shadow dance remain stolen until slarks next death.
>>121826729
he doesnt talk and has the most punchable face ever
>>121826749
I really hope you are being sarcstic
>>121826729
ppd isnt that amazing mechanically and plebs dont care about watching support players
helena gets viewers because shes acts like a retard and bulldog shills for her
>>121826524
I'd suggest picking something that can snowball harder than booger skeleton man, like Shadow Friend if on Radiant so you can stack your own camps, buy Shadow Blade to fuck enemies up even more in Midgame and win the game for your team
or just go Windrunner
>>121826803
okie dokie
>storm
>worst mid hero
?
>>121826854
Not dead. But definately felt better. Patches after summer 2014 were fucking cancer.
Sadly the beta was better
>>121824102
like jakiro himself pronounces it in the game files, how the fuck else?
>>121826338
?
QO and puppey can speak english fine
Not sure about Miracle.
>>121826852
in this patch you have to really farm hard to be relevant in late mid game, also bloodstone rush is mandatory now since you need mana regen even more
>>121826874
Death Prophet: Spirit speed increased to 900. Spirits now give her health each time they return instead of all at the end.
>>121826913
You mean Arteezy shills for her
>>121826968
SF and WR are so fucking boring though
>>121826524
Helenalive?
reminder valve wont add patch nothing till shitfurt is over. we will be lucky to get anything actually.
>>121827003
then what do you think is the worst mid hero if its not nerf spirit
>>121827103
Imagine that with octarine.
Maximum sustain when ult is going.
Alc tier regen.
>>121826874
Techies: Mines explode upon removal
Legion: Instead of making one Duel go on till it's won or lost it refreshes Duel cd upon Victory
Slardar: Amplify Damage amplifies damage by 3/5/7%
Spirit Breaker: Changes damage type to Pure
>>121827197
DK
Invoker
Puck
>>121826639
>it's all luck I swear!!
>meanwhile puppey created a new smurf and wins 90% of the games with random heroes
>>121827197
puck
oracle
It really makes you wonder what the fuck is going on with their matchmaking.
This is the same company that made an "AI director" to try to keep the game exciting for players in L4D. Instead of just using randomized spawning they built a whole AI. So Valve is very keen on deeply controlling player experience, and I think their matchmaking has a "director" as well
I wouldn't be surprised if players were rated on multiple criteria and matched against each other in some kind of big matrix, win and loss streaks often resulting from dysfunctions in this process
Game fucking mentally broke me during that period of losses, it's just absolutely miserable, it pervades into real life, to lose that many games of dota in a row
>>121827130
Do you want to win or do you want cocaine?
>>121827247
Well yeah, but it'll cost 10k gold to get that and it will still have about 75% downtime even with CDR.
>>121827498
i dunno, cocaine sounds much better than winning dota games but thats just me
>Artour @Arteezy 30m30 minutes ago
>Woke up and did five shots on an empty stomach good idea I believe
Uh.....
Guys...?
>>121826639
Solo MMR is a measure of your personal ability.
>>121827167
>Face takes up 30-40% of the screen
>bulldog + helena stream = godtier
>bulldog alone = kind of okay tier
>helena alons = total dogshit tier
explain this dotacuties
>>121827342
>dk
give you that one even silencer can better mid
>invoker
no
>pugg :D
give you that one
is there a reason I see storm not picked recently, I mean he didnt get that hard nerfed and I see lesh still picked in pro games so why no storm
>>121827614
Good thing Puppey got rid of this to get a guy that watches anime all day and pray for Madoka before going to sleep
@121827453
ME OOGA
TEAM BOOGA
OOGA BOOGA
>>121827660
>is there a reason I see storm not picked recently
Yes people forgot linkens in an item
>>121826874
>Gulagite Aghs Upgrade
Get Good:
Learns what are heroes skill names.
>>121827631
>doesnt even show cleavage like the rest of twitchwhores
>>121827660
Placebo effect for pubs. Storm is on break in competitive because teams are drafting heavy disables in this meta.
>>121827798
Like she has tits to show off anyway
>>121827657
memeing alone makes you look like an autist
memeing with others is fun
>>121822536
>sven face visible
>>121827808
>drafting heavy disables in this meta.
Why start doing it now and not when he was a thing?
I blame RTC for spreading the "If I cry hard enough, icefrog will make it go away" actitude among pro. Also Icefrog is responsible for listening to them
>refresher orb on Pugna
WHY
>>121828106
>two wards of fuck your magic
>burst a tower for 500 damage, impossible to deny
>lmao 2 decrep
>bad
>>121828106
lmao 2 ward!!
>>121827798
>>121827631
>not even moderately pretty, a literal 4
>>121828106
>SWM casts lvl3 ult
>into 2 wards
>>121828274
Why does he have hair and flesh?
>>121828448
Likely pre-ancients pre-viper-spits-and-then-leaves-pugna art.
>>121828405
i think shes a qt
retard act is kinda offputting though
>>121827614
what went wrong with Arteezy senpaitachi? He used to be this sweet little boy who wouldn't even drink in Russia because he was underaged and now this?
>>121828620
hes a fucking slav
they genetically do this, its in their dna. he witnessed everyone around him drinking like this when he grew up.
>>121823162
ancient apparition?
>>121826874
>Mirana
Fade time is reduced to 0,5
On cast, a Starstorm hits enemies around every allied hero for the current level of the skill.
>Tidehunter
The wave of tentacles moves inward instead of outward
Damage increased to 300/400/500
>Wisp
Io loses the Spirits spell and subspells, and gains a secondary Tether.
>play ancientstealer
>walk into teamfight
>win game with aoe damage, miss chance, and whatever aura the ancient creep has
>???
Didn't make it to TI5 the other two teams got 2nd n 7-8 then won a lan got invited to major n visa issues biblethump
>>121827453
This is actually a really good theory.
ETA on Axe immortal and comic?
im really exited fore thecomic___
>>121828620
Arteezy is anakin and Sumail is Luke
>Pugna Arcana
>The more life you drain with your Ult the more human-like you start to get, regrowing flesh and organs.
>>121828927
before TI6 comp. is released
probably same time last year we got the last reward
>>121828859
friendly reminder that acolytes of clan_iraq were pioneers of non ricing naixstealer.
>Shitsquid lost to a Fucking Govnak
LAMO
>>121829140
man I love the memes app
>>121829112
Why would a skeleton want to be a human?
Hey guys what are the best heroes for my absolute shitter friends
someone super spammy like in KeK
>>121829368
Always Bristlebong
>>121829368
skywrath
if you spam spells then gb2lol tho
>>121829301
gotta spice it up >white
>>121827614
>goes to Secret
>tries his best and has fun streams.
>goes back to clown geniuses.
>turns into a shit tard
>barely streams.
HOLY FUCK, I WANT ARTEEZY OUT OF EG.
>>121829368
invoker and memepo respectively
both require tons of buttclicks
>>121829112
You mean the more life you drain the more pugna turns into a loli
>>121829328
skeleton is not a race, is a part of a body
all huumans have skeeltons, some sjeletons are humans
>>121829328
I wish I was a skeleton
Rate my drawing
>>121829895
remove the clothes pls
It's going to hit me soon, isn't it?
>>121829994
Nice bait
>>121829895
pretty hot
MEMES AT COL VS 4CL GAME
I REPEAT MEMES ARE HAPPENING
>>121829895
>go to reddit
>same pic is there, posted earlier
never fails me
If I have actual League of Lesbians friends that I want to start playing Dota, what hero do I start them with?
They actually play games to git gud, so they can handle change but I still want to make the transition as smooth as possible.
One's a full-on pos 5 supportkek and the other jungles, so I'm thinking a safelane carry for him since jungling isn't really a thing in Dota.
COL CHESSING AGAIN AND GETTING AWAY WITH IT
LMAO
M
A
O
Do you even have a chance of winning when the enemy gets minute 0 roshan and they start with lvl 2 ?
is dota 2 still a beta?
>>121830109
The same heroes a complete beginner would start with because you can't just take your knowledge from league and put it into dota
>>121829895
redhead males are disgusting desu
Are we watching Navi?
>>121830154
Yes, but by getting a 0 minute roshan it's all the implications behind that (namely the difference in skill between the teams so that the play was possible) which make it so unlikely.
>>121830109
http://www.dotabuff.com/blog/2015-09-23-learn-dota-2-a-guide-for-lol-players
Fuck guys. I seriously dropped 1k mmr from 4k to 3k.
Its absolute shit. Some games ill play like im 4k again but then for some reason I just lose it and revert to 2k decision making.
I need help lads.
>tfw the song playing ends right as you destroy enemy ancient
>>121830109
Jungling in league is more akin to a roamer but they don't help any lanes while farming.
>>121830335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKbWrP6b3WY
Follow it to a tee and you'll win
BAMBOE
A
M
B
O
E
:^^)
>>121830524
>Wolves need no armor
>still buys Vlads
?
>>121830376
>mfw my essential mix ends as their ancient falls and the dj says thanks for listening
>they are 2 hours long and I pressed play right before queuing
God I love techies
>>121830672
Free armor?
>>121830672
They dont NEED it. Vlads just unfortunately has it.
>>121830335
Main bounty hunter
>>121830795
>Have to buy Ring of Protection, and then Basilius
>Free
>tfw live in the greatest country on earth
today is the day i learn to play earth spirit, any pointers d2g?
How do i build on Lina ?
Bottle first.
Phase or Treads ? Treads seems like a better choice for me because it's hard to get last hits with Lina's attack animation
I get Eul's third
What do i get after Eul ? Rush for Aghs or get utility items ?
How do i deal with her low-armor, build Shiva ?
help a trenchie gulag
>this fucking Col game
Do you think Loda is getting TI qualifier PTSD?
>>121831310
>_?
stop it
>>121831402Bane?
>>121828620
>what went wrong with Arteezy senpaitachi? He used to be this sweet little boy who wouldn't even drink in Russia because he was underaged and now this?
>>121828702
>hes a fucking slav
>
>they genetically do this, its in their dna. he witnessed everyone around him drinking like this when he grew up.
Japs drink way more than slavs.
It's a nonsense not to drink every week after work in Japan.
>>121831310
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????question?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>all random
>it's a support
>repick
>it's a support
>>121831576
So thats how we got MGS 5 plot?
>>121831536
>red valve tag
>chilled toad shirt
>TI1
Jeez I wonder
>>121831671
>all random
>get a hero
what the fuck valve?
Nice game
>>121831576
Japs are drinking only a beer and sake. Slavs hitting vodka, absinthe and other random shit like this. Your argument is invalid.
>Decide to play some dota
>Think I'll play some Sand King
>Walk into lane as the game starts
>Explode and die
>My face when I have to lane against techies
Who wanted this cancer to come back?
>>121831853
>sees opponent pick techies
>is surprised when he is killed by techies
>>121831853
>walk into a lane
>WITH CRYX
>either don't notice the techie pick OR completely fucking new at dota
I did, because shitters like you make my day
>>121831853
>walk into a lane when game starts
wtf man
Navi is playing senpai
>>121831814
>both get drunk
>implying it matters what alcohol they use
>>121831757
>icefrog is white
I wouldn't have guess
>>121832119
why would I care?
honestly why do people still care about navi?
>>121831310
Phase/aghs/deso/ac
>>121832205
in full honesty the probable race of icefrog is
>chinese
>dark skin SEA
>This white dude
>>121832119
navi the "we're disbanding and reband again within a week" navi
>>121832227
-A 1k mmr lina main
Team Liquid did 911
>Purge hasn't cast a pub in months.
>>121831853
>Being so slow to the lane Techies set up a lethal minefield
You're the only one at fault here.
>>121832558
Yellow I have aids now please dont bother me
>open liquid vs yes stream
>oh, the female caster again
>THIS SLUT IS IMPLYING ECHO SLAM IS GOOD BECAUSE THE DAMAGE
uhhh dotards??
>>121832786
>echo slam isn't one of the most damaging teamfight skills
?
reminder
>>121832964
>>121832830
dotards will find it funny and not cancer at all
>>121832964
I thank God everyday that my family isn't from asia.
>>121832830
tony is one of these heroes who have 0 base mana pool and get it all from intelligence
while other heroes have a base manapool and even with 0 net intelligence still have a small pool, tony drops to null
>>121833014
>>121832369
what would you get instead
Tell me about that time you went full-cyka, /d2g/.
>>121831226
get aghs
SHOCKING TRUTH
SECRET WON MAJOR
>>121832920
>i play in a bracket where i can land 5 man echoslams while having around 3 creep weaves
>also i build aghs on earthshaker
>>121833089
spotted the britkek
>>121831671
Ssh, no tears now
Only wards
>>121833212
But that is not Good Secret
Can someone explain to me how is it fair that Radiant gets TWO double highground's near runes, while Dire gets only a single highground on both runes?
This gives such a huge advantage over taking the first bounty runes it's not even funny, this is without a doubt unfair. I really hope it gets fixed in the next patch.
>>121833212
How is something so obvious 'shocking'?
>>121826427
Why did Nao have to be in that shit show
>THIS GAME IS NOT RELEASED YET
dotards???
>>121833195
Phase/treads depending on situation
Eul's
Now either Shadow blade OR Blink dagger OR Bloodstone OR Agh (yeah you never rush agh first, you always go Eul's first)
Bkb
and then you build depending on the enemy team
What's the strongest non-ultimate nuke without any form of damage amplification applied?
inb4 Sandstorm
>>121833564
DO THE WAVE
>>121833564
Shadowraze combo
>>121833564
soul assumption imo
>>121833469
Ah, my 10 year old selfs first waifu, now in 3D form.She looks so much like Ricks dumb french girlfriend in Pulp Fiction
>>121833212
>Secret
>winning a major
>>121833564
Shadow Wave
What's Navi's next lineup?
>>121833909
me u and saarela's pasi
>SEE THIS
WHAT DO
>Feeling good, so instant pick Meepo
>mfw Lich and Earthshaker
Still went 20/9/12
But holy shit, fuck those heroes.
Is Lifestealer's Aghanim with a hero like Pudge and an ancient creep a legit strategy?
>wr in every single pro and pub game
>shitters still insist this hero is balanced
I bet you also told yourself that 6.83 sniper was balanced too because LMAO MUH FREE MMR HERO Xd
>>121823857
Leech seed can be has global range if the target is within 250 units of a tree
Overwatched EleGiggle Overpaid EleGiggle Overhyped EleGiggle Onlywatch EleGiggle
Holy shit Blizzard is dead
>>121828075
shes a grill anon what else would she have besides her facee 6 ???? :^^^^^^^^^)))))))))
>>121826379
>TEAM-BASED game
>solo mmr is the only one that counts
?
>>121834160
Meepo is countered by every other hero in the game. It's more unusual to have a game where you aren't countered.
>tfw no crab hero
>>121831576
>Japs drink way more than slavs.
holy shit are people here so deluded as to actually think shit like this? nobody outdrinks the slavic peoples. nobody.
>>121834769
>being this new and not knowing about drinking japs
Self kill please.
>>121833096
In 3 years of playing I literally never knew this
what the fuck madman
>Navi
wew lad
>Tidehunter and Slardar are basically the same hero, except Slardar has a Bash
Defend this dotards
>>121832786
ability that only does damage is good because of the damage, what a surprise
>>121834302
No, pudge doesnt really benefit from the extra health
I HATE FUCKING NIGGERS
>>121835720
I'm not sure which is more embarrassing, having pee on your shirt or having a Team Tinker logo on your shirt.
>>121835720
>>121836007
>3 minutes between posts
Why do we still have a thread again?
>Fortune's end
-Can now be cast on already magic immune targets. Deals no damage and doesn't stop them but still applies the purge (Previously you could onlyy target magic immune targets if you started channeling before they turned magic immune)
-Manacost from 130 to 130/120/110/100
>Fate's edict
Reverted the changes to purgeability rules (Once again it can only be purged by magic immunity and fortune's end)
>Purifying flames
-Cast point from 0.3 to 0
>False promise
-Cooldown from 80/60/40 to 50/40/30
-Duration from 6/7/8 to 6/7.5/9
-Added aghanim's scepter upgrade: Reduces cooldown to 30/25/20, increases duration to 8/9/10 and triples healing received instead of doubling it
Viable?
dendi?
DENDI LOL
>european mid players
lol
>>121835270
>3
Sup ODpixel.
>>121836105
Warming it for espurts
>>121836105
people are watching dendi fuck up
also we play the game unlike euro hour
>>121835720
>doxes and threatens to murder people
>people accept him
nice scene guys.
>>121836312
I'm on nahaz with this one, overly promoting stability isn't good either
You need to einforce stability but give the teams the chance to actually try players out at first...
When can I watch my source 1 replays again?
>>121836705
never. they're gone.
>>121836705
wait until the beta is over
>>121836664
How is that shit any different from this year?
Shuffles were made rightafter DAC.
>>121836312
>LD is actually right about something for once
now ive seen it all
>>121836592
Moon always looks like he just got out of rehab
>>121837012
>LD
?
>sumail literally looks more like a man than rtz
Dotards?
>>121836592
>>121837145
>Implying that's not mushi
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering a tent with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. At that point she sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove them one at a time. "Squire, must you pitch another tent so soon?" she says to me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but she kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I happily endulge until my raging boner begins to hurt from pressing so hard against my trousers. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." I do so while she does the same. Then, all of a sudden, I feel an inescapable desire to stand still. "FIGHT ME" she screams as she pushes me to the ground and gets on top of me. It's only now that I notice she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that she won't stop until one of us cums. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
What are the chances ritsu has browsed d2g at one point?
>>121837508
200%
>>121837508
What question is that? Very high obviously.
>>121837445
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT IS THAT SHIT HAHAHA
>>121837445
what the fuck
?
>>121837508
I hope he doesn't browse /int/
>>121837445
This is not going to be RTZ's year.
He will success when he reunites with his senpai next year.
>>121837445
literally just fuck my shit up
>>121837508
Dude stalks people.
Pretty sure he has had few visits to /r9k/ and /d2g/ while taking a shit in the streets.
>>121837505
Can you please kill yourself
>>121837508
He's probably behind the posts defending ritsu
Literally all I ask for is a Secret vs EG TI Grand finals with game 5.
Is that too much?
It would revive this dead game.
>>121837508
I pretty goddamn sure he's a TA spammer.
>>121837647
>>121837753
Half the players would quit because chinks have only won 1 international tournament this year.
>Natus Vincere
>born to ????
what the fuck happened to navi :(
EG ARE GONNA WIN THE FUCKIN MAJOR BOYS
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>121838361
Disband
Who Fallout 4 until majors here?
Are Navi still getting worse or have they stabilized at some badness point?
>>121838370
Loda broke them
Jesus christ this is like a 2k pub where nobody can stop a huskar
>it's a broodmother game
>>121838530
They're just bad enough to lose to any opponent they play. Actually looked quite decent against OG.
>>121838593
Fuck off, swedepig
I can't watch this, I feel so fucking bad for Dendi
>kick xbox360
>keep dondo
everytime navi plays like this a little side of me dies
>>121838593
They shat on Alliance all year after losing TI3 to them. Then something happened right before TI4 causing them to stop listening to Puppey, and he left right after.
>>121838798
This isn't navi, it's navi's rotten corpse animated by brand deals and memes
>>121838763
Fucking americans
>overrated dead dad slav manchild autist holding onto his spells
kick this shitter
>>121836592
P O S I T I O N F O U R A R T O U R
>>121838763
holy fuck this woman
WHY
Nth for Pugna is the best hero in the game
>>121838812
Alliance did not care back then.
Navi could never defeat Alliance when they cared
>>121838939
That's because Dendi is too much of a pussy to just leave the organization and try to be relevant again with a stack of no name ruskies.
>AM COMMITS ABYSSAL AND MANTA TO DARK SEER AND DRAINS HIM OUT OF ALL HIS MANA
>TUSK SAVES THE DARK SEER AND PUTS ALSO DAZZLE IN THE SNOWBALL
>AM DOESNT ULTI THE DARK SEER FOR THE EASIEST TRIPLE KILL OF HJIS LIFE
>XBOCT IS A PRO PLAYER
>so far most young mid players wanted to be dendi
>they're now better than him and even have their own fans who want to be just like them
dendi is definition of washed up
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT
>>121839287
he's better than you though, anon
Who is Faker of Dota?
JUST GG YOU FUCKS I WANNA COLLECT MY WINNINGS
>>121839370RULES OF NATURE
CAN DITAY RA DO IT?no_
Guess what, niggas.
n0lans OUT.
Arteezy IN.
>>121833096
this is bullshit
and even then the minimum for int is 1 which would amount to 13 mana, tiny or not
>>121839690
>betting
fucking retards
>>121839782
Universe and PPD in too?
>>121839684
Everybody is badSumail
>>121839684
Ugly overrated gook kid? Dunno, QO?
>tfw you'll never be as based as James
>>121822376
Venge and snake lady are best wifes
Na'vi NotLikeThis
>>121839821
>making easy money off of OTHER people playing video games
>retarded
man...
>>121839684
He should play a real game like csgo desu
>>121839873
Literally 2 time winner of the most prestigious championship in esports
While Dota has Dendi lmao
>>121839895
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/filename/jameswhiskey.webm/page/1/
soon it will be a meme
nICE LIFESTEAL FAGGOT
>>121839916
yeah sure betting and gambling are a relevant way to make money, keep being a retard
that ragequit
top kek
NAVI IS ______
>>121840007
Pretty sure there have been no 2 time winners of the most prestigious championship in esports. It looked like it was going to finally happen last time, but still no.
>Techies making a 40 minute game last 80 minutes
Reminder to stay hydrated and well powered.
>>121840082
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>>121840021
He's been trying to force it forever and nobody gives a shit. Meanwhile I've been responsible for inadvertently creating (at least 50% responsibility) multiple memes in the last few months.
Forcing doesn't work
>>121840056
yeah fuck those poor fucks at wallstreet :^)
It's going to be a long week isn't it.
>>121840208
Forcing does work if it's somewhat good:
QOP butt
Sniper tips
Quarry
Memeoire
SWNL
Adelaide
>>121840178
>>121840307
freaking epic dude!
>>121840367
>her
nice joke.
sheever has a gigantic futa dong and likes to take it up the pooper
Do you guys mind about being kek'd by some autistic party game players
>>121833564
shadow wave
GoodEchoslam
soul assumption
>>121840367
>tfw want to offend sheever to piss off sheeverfags but she browses here and I dont want to hurt her
Same goes for EE
>>121840307
>>121840491
>>121840472
>>121840413
D U M P S T E R E D
>>121840379
I'm convinced that's one guy for each of those at this point.
>>121840250
>ignoring all the losers
strong point you got there
>>121840367
>>121840413
>>121840472
>>121840472
>>121840491
freaking epic dude!
>>121840208
I'm the one who first did the retarded joke about the spirit breaker chick but it just caught on right away for some reason
>>121840541
it was me
ama
>>121840161
>>121840625
freaking epic dude!
>>121840491
Smash players:
>thank god for doing something with a prizepool for a 20 years old party game
Dota players:
>yeah nah Im not going to that honeypot lan, next 5 decides what 7-figure lan I go to
>>121840491
>Kek'd
>Team dropping the summit one after another
>>121840541
most shit forced memes are one guy
150.00 value lel, thanks slavs
>>121840516
>every hero feels mysterious and dark
everytime
Huh. It's finally happened.
Na'vi is well and truly dead.
>>121840491
>>121840591
I'm the one who started the "post your favorite int, str and gi hero" thing. For some reason people kept posting that one guy's response and it went off from there.
I'm also the original (I think) guy to call that one guy on misusing the term "honeypot", a massive argument broke out and then the rest happened.
the epic dude meme is rising guys something is brewing in this thread
>>121840516
fucking lmao
>>121840907
>>121840870
>>121840847
>>121840625
ha!
like HA !
epic frog meme for the win dude
>>121840541
>>121840541
>>121840541
>>121840712
>>121840870
freaking epic dude!
Post memes that you startedfuTA
>>121840907
I've been working a project that records the usage of recorded memes, sorta like a wordcloud function and then creates a stock market where you would be able to spend useless points to get more useless points
progress is good
>Huge influx of gold before you're about to win from destroying the enemy base and killing them a couple of times
>It literally doesn't matter because you won't have time to buy your items and use them
Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.
NOT OUR GUY ANYMORE
FUCK RTC
>>121840713
Who's withdrawn from the Summit?
I wasn't aware anyone had.
>>121841207
>>121841207
>>121841238
>>121841204
>>121841204
freaking epic dude!
FUCKING LOL
>>121841238
still our guy
Will teams actually get people for their sub slots instead of doing retarded shit like putting their girlfriends in the spot?
>>121841207
socket your cosmetics with gold earned gems
>>121841238
I want nadota.com people to leave
>>121841379
D E S I G N A T E D
Dota 2 is dead
>>121840491
I liked smash summit a lot more than any of the summits, though I think that might just be because no one from BTS actually showed up on camera for more than a few minutes and the only person from BTS that you ever heard talk on camera was Kpoptosis and that was just for crew drafting.
>>121841238
where is this from i need some arteezy too
>>121841250
By dropping I mean "We are totally not thorwing guys, these guys totally beat us".
also,
>https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/3s66l5/sixmonth_roster_lock_incoming/
IS VALVE OUT OF THEIR FUCKING MIND.
THIS KILL NA DOTA FOREVER
>>121841250
Secret.
And that's because of the chink tournament
>>121841538
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>121841538
is that her lung?
>>121841238
fucking faggot i hope he gets booted after frankfurt
>>121841626
>>121841250
Alliance too.
>>121840870
>>121841571
>tfw I like both
>>121841673
its her heart
>>121840516
>>121841631
CANT WAKE UP
>>121841732
since when the fuckin heart gets fuckin bigger while chockin?
>>121841410
Hopefully they'll learn after IG's blunder.
>>121841790
>Jhan
>>121841608
I'd rather play in the 650k tournament than spend a weekend with LD
>>121841826
i dont know
but she has that condition where someones heart grows outside of where it should and you can see it on their chest
not sure what its called
>>121841947
It's called "her mom used drugs while pregnant"
>>121842047
>implying drugs can fuck up genetics
anon please
>>121842047
that's not how that works my man
>soloqueue into 3.8k ranked
>pick silencer after enemy instalocks qwop
>alchemist is my lane buddy, we go top
>asks me to stack when I'm shutting their offlane qwop the fuck down
>gets on the mic
>its a girl
>ohno.pdf
>I trade the enemy one for one and try to make space for the cunt
>she dies nine times with no kills because not leveling concoction is the cool thing to do
>their SF gets huge
>we lose
>check her profile after the game
>nearly NINE THOUSAND hours of dota
>she's got a twitch
>curiosity click
>she's actually a girl
>brown skinned spic, speaks spanish to the twitch chat
>http://www.twitch (le insert dot here faec) tv/qt314g
>tfw I just lost 25 to this whore
>>121842206
>while pregnant
>genetics
some anon medic/good at google can tell us what this disease is?
>>121841538
>>121841538
>>121841538
You'd think they'd have noticed something far earlier in that girl's development and done something.
>>121842439
>relying on girls to be good at video games
>ever
>>121842575
What can they possibly do?
>>121841538
She wears her heart on her sleeve what can you say? That's just who she is.
>>121842469
Her heart is outside of the rip cage.
>>121842583
If I knew it was both a girl and a spic, I would've autismlocked a carry.
This shit hurts so much, I haven't played dota in a week and I already don't want to play anymore.
>>121842469
Ectopia Cordis
Don't google this
>get into low prio
>try really hard
>lose
>decide to just afk and a move down lanes and feed
>win
explian this dotards
>>121842643put her down
>>121841538
Her parents should just put her down or something
When is this game coming to consoles?
>>121842206
>>121842249
>never heard of thalidomide
How old are you?
>>121842708
I think I might be the only person who comes to these threads that consistently has shit teammates and still likes this game.
>>121842575
you mean shit like her heart gettin out of his place/overgrowin and they had to cut a space trough her bones for it?
>>121842794
yeah dude u r right
forgot the basics for a moment
Who has done more for Dota, LD or Icefrog?
>>121842994
LD without a doubt.
Without his firm hand guiding the scene in the right direction we'd have gone the way of Starcraft by 2013
Which is better?
>>121842975
ayy this guy never heard of thalidomide
>>121842726
I googled it and checked the wiki.
Apparently it's like an 8 in one million chance to have it and almost every baby born with it dies soon after. That girl has the worst and best luckand probably super rich parents to boot.
>>121843157
Depends on the game scrublord. Are you one of those idiots who builds the same items every game?
>>121842994
LD is a jew that is fat and alsoa jew.
>>121843241
But he's our jew
He's not the jew we deserve, but the one we need
>>121843241
epic dude
I can't believe there's people still making anti-semantic jokes
I mean, come on people it's 2015 already
>>121843241
>>121843406
>cant call jews jews because das racis
?
>SIX(6) MONTHS ROSTER LOCK
IS VALVE REALLY THIS RETARDED.
WHY ARE THEY STILL LISTENING TO REDDITS.
EVEN PERUVIANS AND RUSSIAND WOULD GIVE BETTER INPUT ABOUT THIS GAME THAN THEM.
>>121843406
LD is a jew that is fat and also a jew.
Semantically OK now?
morning dotards
QUICK POST THE TINY THE COFFEE PIC
>>121822535
>>121843406
IT'S 2015
>>121843564
>>121843176
damng
in these cases i think death is the better way
how hard would be surviving like this?mfw the answer is never goin out home and live for vidya
>>121843157
Generally I think Glimmer > Force > Blink.
>tfw team mates are not as good as you
>>121843803
SPOILER THAT nevermind
>>121843803
>tfw
>>121843803
That's a good thing, it means you're the best. :3
>>121843601
wow this is well made
whers it from
>tfw all these creepy pics about diseases and twisted human beings
we have become /b/ senpaitachi
SPECTRE
WILL
NEVER
LOSE
>>121844009
Hard Rock Cafe
>>121844009
It's some site where you input a pic and have that made for you. They also do this
I don't remember the name though
Hey /d2g/ my friends want me to play DOTO with them and I am fucking terrible at MOBAs
what is a braindead character I can play?
>>121844134
SPudge
>tfw someone picks Doom
To be honest I could care less if LD was a super ultra Zionist as long as he got rid of KOTLguy.
>>121844098
>Octarine AND Refresher
overkill senpai
>wake up
>no superior highlander genes
>>121844214
anon dont try to trick me, I need something that I cant mess up
>>121844276
>tfw no highlander gf
>>121844134
Lich, Crystal Maiden and Witch Doctor. They are supports, buy the courier, some wards and try not to feed.
Don't know where to place wards? Ask your friends, they can give you some locations. Or check some guide.
If you want to play Core, learn how to last hit first. Then pick Skeleton King, Viper or Drow Ranger
>>121844236
We must protect the western judeo-christian values at all costs, as long as Kotleguy is out.
>>121844276
Alder 'Forge screenshot to get a C9 spot' Beaner is not our guy
>>121844236
Isn't KotLguy the only white person at BTS
ps golems are not white
>>121844276
Holy shit beesa's arms are longer than WD or something
>>121844276
>wake up
>I'm a white male with blonde hair and blue eyes
Good god it feels great to be winning.
>>121844276
memes
>>121844269
no way kouhai
>>121844276
>tfw no highlander bf
>>121844098
im not able to fall for the spectre meme
>>121844443
crucify those who slander our lord
>>121844276
>wake up
>no Beesa and Wilson collab for best brit prog album ever
Does beesa like dicks
>sirmemeslacks was LITERALLY 2.9k when i first noticed him
>he is LITERALLY 4.6k now
HOW ?
>>121844530
>>121844517
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>121844517
i want to snuggle with Beesa
>>121844617
dunno senpai i got from 1.9k to 3.8k in less than 2 months baka desu
also he spams le high winrate heroes
>>121844517
>>121844530
Beesa, playing the posing faggot
>>121844617
I can only imagine account boosting
I just watched the SS game
he literally doesn't know how to divert tower aggro
>>121844617
he's a big guy
>your team gets that player
>that player that loves to play worthless heroes like Bad Bristleback aka Timbersaw
>>121844523
What meme sir?
Are Brits the worst pieces of land in the world when it comes to esports?
>Are Brits the worst pieces of land in the world when it comes to esports?
>>121844937
Go the fuck back to /brit/ waheeey
>>121844786
teach me desu
>tfw you win a 1h game as the carry
>tfw you had thrown twice and got teamwiped before the winning plays
>tfw you know if you lost it would've been completely your fault because everyone else was playing well
What MMR would EE be if he didn't watch anime?
>>121845063
dont build phase
ever
>>121844617
he's__good at dota 2__
>>121844937
>>121844817
this is a prime example of a native brit who tried to make it in esports
>>121844617
not that hard when your job is literally dota 2
>>121844817
Isn't that guy thorin british?
Oh yeah you're right.
>>121844817
That would be Portugal. I mean, UK at least produced some good hosts like RedEye and 2GD. Portugal has literally nothing.
>>121845119
phase are decent if they're the very first thing you buy
>>121845063
don't be an afk farming pinata of shit
fight with your team and get radiance gold with memeback aoe gold
Reminder: Reddit will not be satisfied until supports look something like this:
>Land your 1000 range disable
>Land your 1000 range nuke
>FIRST BLOOD
>Press R
>Teamwipe
>Get 6-slotted at 10 minutes because all your items are free
>Walk up to a tower and press E
>DIRE'S MIDDLE TOWER HAS FALLEN
>Ancient explodes at 20 minutes
>It's okay because I picked a support and supports can't be OP
>>121844996
fuck off poor dutch
>Don't be dutch
>Don't flame
>Don't try to meme excessively
remember the rules
>fwosh commanded her bot to call sing a joke
lmao bitch still wants him
>>121845207
Is it a law in brits that your grandmother decides the wallpaper in your place?
>>121829895
please tell me you can redo this with fat drooling boner
Guys its my first time in LP for sixth months. What kind of abstract hell has this become? Having to WIN 5 lp matches? I cant wake up
>>121844786
>build shivas for a single game
>no AC
>all these illusion items
AC is pretty good on spectre; 6.85 dispersion changes make it worth grabbing.
people seem to forget that illusions carry the AC aura too, so that's just icing on the cake.
>>121845420
>>121845207
Whoops haha
>>121845519
You only have to win 3
And i still don't know how people get fucking put in LP
Just started playing Dota 2 because I got my LoL account banned for calling Riot a pack of niggers. Why are there so many point and click meme heroes in this game? Which ones take some actual skill? Any similar to LoL champs?
>>121845412
Earthshaker?
>>121845420
>>121845420
i wont stop until he admits ezalor is innocent
Hey dotards
I heart people who sell 4k accounts just play against bots until they have enough matches to calibrate their mmr and since they were farming wins against bots their mmr is above 3.5k after the calibration matches
Does this still work or valve fixed it?
>>121845528
I've got AC listed in my situational items for the reasons you listed, I've just never felt the need for it
Shiva's was for a laff at the end of a game we had mega creeps. Haunt->shiva's->spam Reality and cover whole enemy team with ice!!!
>>121845585
I had someone from DESIGNATED in my team and I suggested he move to his designated shitting server.
I NEED to breed FNG
>>121845667
rime did nothing wrong
I really miss Gropy.
>>121845891
he muted me ingame and left inhouses
he banned about 50 twitch accounts
he plays Osu!
>>121845954
hes alive tho
>>121845891
Nor right
How do I stop dying so much when I play squishy supports?
>>121845880
:3
>>121845667
>rime and beesa have more lan wins than n0tail
...dotards?
>>121845891
He shitposts on /brit/ apparently
>>121846050
Thats because he plays mid
>>121846147
Going to find and bully him then desu
>>121846147
r9k or int
>>121846134
beesa carried rime to more lan wins*
>>121846305
int
>sitting in bar
>looking for a hunk of a man to take home
>see brawny sailor-type sitting in corner nursing his bottle
>I ask the barkeep about him, with stars in my eyes
>"I hope ye ain't be takin' a liking to that feller there in the corner" he says
>I demand to know why
>"it just be a waste of time, miss."
>"he always be going back to his ex"
I want Brits to leave
>I want Brits to leave
>>121846037
What's he up to? I think I heard he was playing SC2 but that's a ded game.
>native britons are a contribution to dota
>>121846529
he plays dota withdutchstack from time to time
Alch changes:
-Cheese replenishes BKB charges upon consumption (works on entire team as long as alch has learned Greevil's Greed and Unstable Concoction)
-Divine Rapier can be consumed for 33 permanent damage damage (unlimited stacks)
-Using a tango with bottle in inventory restores a bottle charge (when Unstable Concoction has been learned)
>>121846520
ayy lmao
et go home already pls
Will inhouse ever be alive again?
>>121845678
Why would anyone buy 4k accounts then?
>>121846714
Clowny and broken
bump
>>121847103
Isn't around 4k the maximum mmr that one can get after the calibration matches?
Well, I heard somewhere that account sellers just create a account and start playing against bots until they reach the enought ammount of matches so they can play ranked and from there they just spam metashit to reach 5k and sell it
>unstable concotion can now target allies
>allies hit by unstable concotion will receive a buff lasting 150% of the stun time
>unstable concotion can grant one of these buffs: maximum movespeed, invisibility, double damage, magic immunity, and a 33% of nothing happening
>alchemist will still stun himself if he doenst throw the concotion
>>121846714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_x8e8QwPofc
fwosh streaming boys!
she's our girl right?
>keking sing
>down to earth
>kawaii
our girl right? right?
>that boring ass period just before a big tournament
Just off me senpai
EXPLAIN THIS DOTARDS:
Diffusal Blade 2
Damage from 32 to 25
What the hell icefraug
>>121847537
>no liquid
>major
love this meme
>>121841538
Reminds me of someone
anyone here got a good 6 item invoker build?
Peru will win the majors.
why's bulba at frankfurt
>>121847740
Is this a boy or a girl?
>>121847757
Abyssal rapier skadi octarine bot2 satanic
>>121847824
its me irl
>>121847740
most awkward shit at TI5 desu.
I like it being a family show and stuff but jesus christ why force kids in front of the camera.
>>121847808
Because Americas got 3 times the spots they deserve
>>121847936
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>121848045
Shit meme lad
>>121847460
>chemical rage can be cast on enemies forcing them to attack the nearest target (ally/enemy) until the debuff is off
if the target is killed before the debuff is down it will select a new target and keep on going
>acid spray now decreases magic resistance by 25%
>alch can build a item from healing salve,mango,clarity and bottle that will regen 2500 and mana over 3 seconds to any ally or himself
>>121847808
why are they suddenly frineds again
>>121837445
damn, sumail, that's not the hair
>>121848158
That nigger looks like he's already dead
>>121848153
shit is thicker than water
why is NA dota so shit?
hello?
>>121840870
>The jew fucker pretending to be likeable with "le pajkatt voices"
god I hate this fucking money grabbing cunt so much FUCK
>>121846986
Not until Target Dresh or Fuey rise from the dea
>>121848443
its the americans 2bh
>>121848449
Adelaide?
>>121848603
literally who?
>>121848803
adelaide
>>121848896
>being this new
>>121822805
come on, tf2 isnt that dead
>>121845412
Sounds like le balanced earth gorilla minus the press R part because it is a passive
>>121848929
Holy shit who is this girl? I'm in love.
>>121844617
anyone who plays alot of dota over a long period of time while also paying attention to pro dota should be able to reach 4 k within a year
>>121849026
me irl
@121848968
tricked
>>121845412
And d2g won't be satisfied until kel'snippity is in the game, your point?
0 names my swords
>>121848929
post tummy/id please
>>121823257
>>121828781
>AGI carries
>>121849175
oh hi mark
>>121849253
>replying to 4 hour old posts
senpai...
>>121849175
memes memes memes
>>121848929
you get cuter every day
>>121849175
Le epic blade of many memes
>>121823162
I BET ITS SF
>>121829542
>wanting ar-cancer to stream
>>121849175
That's not a sword
>>121849175
Anus goo
>>121849175
BENIS BLADES :DDDD
>>121849175
willy wanker
>>121849175
yeah i'm not gonna name it that, next 5 decides
>>121849175
sword
>>121849291
>>121849362
>>121849413
>>121849461
>>121849497
>>121849498
>>121849541
you cant get a 0 senpai
>>121849175
Have a (you)
>>121849730
>>121849635
>>121849730
Yeah I'm not calling it that. 6 decides what I call it.
>>121849901
Fuck off
>>121849730
>>121849815
elegiggle 4head 4head
>>121849901
Fuck off
>>121849901
>>121849556
n-nice
Can somebody please tell me what/who adelaide is?
>>121849901
kill fucking yourself
our girl is streaming
>>121849901
le reddit knife
>>121849212
i'll get bullied if i do
>>121849380
o-oh
>>121850396
i'll never bully youunless you want to get bullied
and then he said "EG will win Frankfurt"!
>>121848449
>>121848929
>>121850396
reported for avatarfagging
>>121850753
rude
OUR GUY IS STREAMINGwhy does he look so sick?
>>121850753
this is why you will never get a cure aanime girlfriend
Puppey here
How do you stop this madman?
>>121850914
I don't see RTZ
>6 months
>>121851248
>This kills NAscene
>>121851248
>EG is kill
F
>>121851248
6 months?
Now the big question
Will they kick RTZ or not after frankfurt
>>121830754
Post mix.
>>121851248
NOOOOO
RKEKZ
RIP EG
>>121851619
If they win, no. If they lose, maybe.
>>121845723
howd you do that
keep track of the main spec?
>>121851853
RIP RTC
>yfw EG wins the Major
>>121852021
>>121852021
Does Puppey have the most LAN wins?
>>121852000
D + click ad infinitum, clicking vaguely where enemies are
it's not an exact science
>>121852624
notail
There is literally nothing wrong with designated stalking and death threats.
>>121849175
taengerine
>>121852008
>>121851110
>>121852931
I just couldn't fathom the things Ritsu did (most disturbing was the Beesa stalking with threats etc).
After seeing the pictures of him I know easily.
Feels weird that the only non-autistic anime player is Biryu.
Everyone else just has fucking autism.
>>121852624
top5 LAN winrate
Based S4 is slightly ahead 4Head
>>121852624
Yes. Won more LANs than any other Dota player, I think.
>>121853341
>>121853482
how about non-honepot lans?
Ultra casual player posting:
I got those weird coins. Can I actually do anything with them?
>>121853257
Its almost like you need autism to enjoy stupid Japanese cartoons or something!
>>121853568
If you mean TI, everyone is tied at 1.
>>121853650
>beta testing TI
>not a honeypot lan
>>121853341
based indigo child
>>121853341
As in LAN championships
Not Win rate in games played at LAN events
>>121853341
how much does LoH regret retiring right now?
>>121853613
Plenty of normal people like anime.
Keanu Reeves, Robin Williams, etc.
>>121853257
>biryu
>not autistic
have you ever watched his stream? Hes got whatever EE's got.
>>121853596
compendium coins? you can get cosmetics
Zyori is actually pretty funny and likeable.
>>121853257
Animefags are like vegans and crossfitters, majority of them have to show everyone about their faggot ass bullshit.
Now that the dust has settled, who is your favorite closet gay hero
>>121853341
>eosin is a bigger deal than people like puppey and xiao8
nice game dotards
>>121854232
gtfo zyori!
>>121854361___riki___
>>121852021
>eg will in the major
Did they talk about the Ritsu shit on this What The Duck garbage already?
I don't want to watch this except for that drama.
>>121854361
Slark, duh.
How hard will EE throw in the major
>DESIGNATED
SirActionGuy confirmed our guy
>>121854664
ye, Sunsfan said he has no respect for him and stupid sandniggers alike
>>121854737
EG you mean?
>>121854524
>dumb swedeniggers think Alliance is actually good because they've beat t4 yuro teams online for the last couple months
oh im laffin
>DESIGNATED
>>121854668
naw, slark has a thing for naga
butslardarhas a thing for slark
>>121854737
if he plays tiny then he will probably throw plenty of people : 3
>DESIGNATED
>>121854878
They'll 2-0 EG
Alliance is back
>>121851248
explain this meme i have been out of touch with dota recently
DESIGNATED
>>121854878
>OG
>t4
>VP
>t4
>Liquid
>t4
kill yourself
>>121854884
>>121854984
SHITTING
Which Doto player has the cutest girlfriend?
>>121854884
>>121854984
Did they say on stream?
>>121855179
>>121855179
not akke that's for sure
>>121855179
Is that a tranny? His girlfriend looks like a man. This guy is such a faggot I bet he would date a tranny.
>>121855031
Alliance is on a winning streak beating bad teams.
Kekda's going to get keked real good in Frankfurt.
>>121854954
Slark was born in a goddamn prison. You have to be retarded not to see how gay he must be, he didn't see breasts until he was like 20 in fish years.
He likes Naga? Sure. Is he sexualy interested in Naga. Far from it, it's highly probable that he doesn't even know you can fuck women too.
>>121855179
I miss fwosh..
Sunsfan is the worst person ever.
>>121855179
akkes girlfriend for sure
>>121855412
Go sleep, ritsu
>>121855518
Literal manface
>>121855412
>watching a shitty "talk show" made by people with sub 4k mmr
>>121855179
uhhh nara?
Her voice though
>>121855641
no, akkes girlfriend has the prettiest girlfriend in dota
>>121855641
>posts ayy lmao
>>121855179
me :)
>>121855671
I check here, twitter and Reddit for the drama not for tips about how to play
>>121855382
you misspelled faggot
Alright, you adelaide avatarfags made me do this.
What are we watching?
>>121855927
>>121855927
New Thread
>>121855720
LITERAL
Manface
twitch tv /moonducktv
:^)
>>121855179
Funnik by FAR
What are we watching?
>>121837887
OH GOD :--D
>>121842439
Not one, but TWO (2) people made donations of over $1000 to her. How do you feel anon?
>>121840208
Nice honeypot