/csgog/

First for shitpost central.

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>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win

Come on hellraisers! I have my 0.06 skin dropped this week on you!

NEW THREAD
>>121820645
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>>121820954
No one go here. We do not, I repeat, we DO NOT support anime here.

neck yourself

>>121821097
>being autistic
thats bad

>being THIS autistic
LOL

new operation droppin in hot tomorrow

>>121821505
fucking kill yourself

>>121821505
source

What will happen to chop shop and other weapon collections? Will they be droppable at the next operation or will they be forever exensive stuff?

>Victor getting that 3k
HR fucking silvers playing with mp3 in background.

>>121821649
considering valve changes what operations do every single operation, nobody fucking knows

holy shit

just tried to trade with a french kiddy

never again

all he said was "xDD" "HAHAHAHA" and "fucking l0wballller"

I didnt even lowball

lmao fucking baguettes

>>121822101
You lowballed so ridiculously he just spent his time making fun of you and you just come and ridicule yourself here as well...

>>121822226
he sent me 3 different trade offers and tried to explain to me why his items are more worth than mine

>>121822101
what was the trade specifically

>>121822316
m9 bayo damascus steel FT + cyrex FT for his flip knife tiger tooth

I sent him this message: "my knife 67 keys + m4 5 keys = 72 keys. your knife is worth 72 keys. I see no low balling here. compare price on csgo analyst"

he replied "u fucking wat, what a stupid kiddo "steam analyst" omg hahaha how u get this knife if u are checking steam analyst like retard"

>>121822671
lmao you got fucking told.

>>121822671
>wanting to DOWNGRADE your bayo to a
>flip
>tiger
>tooth

LOL

>>121822947
downgrade?

are you stupid?

can you do the math?

>>121822997
He's just saying the flip knife is shit, can't even understand what was implied? Autistic much?

>>121822997
Yes, you are downgrading.
You're using steam analyst like a fucking idiot. The French dude is totally justified in calling you retarded

>>121822997
In regards to looks
Who gives a fuck about an expensive knife if it looks like garbage.

Also
>taking everything literally on 4chan meme

Pretty dank tbch

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>>121823147
Stop it guys, he's gonna cry and rage open 20 cases.

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>>121823245
t-thanks for the (You)

>>121823356
Off your neck

>>121823087
>>121823147
I dont care about looks. im trading up my knife

I started with a butterfly night FT and im currently owning a m9 bayo damascus steel

why cant you fucking nerds understand it

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>>121823428
But anon why?

@121823356 neck yourself

>>121823694
kys desu imo senpai

>>121823813
you mad?

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>>121823694
Flip Tiger Tooths aren't even that desirable tbch
You'd honestly have better luck sticking with bayos/butters.

People who own flip anything are automatically subhuman.

>>121823694
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""trading up"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>calling others autists
lol

>>121823929
not true

if you compare the last sold units you will see that the demand of flip knife tiger tooth is a bit higher than the demand of the bayo

>>121824050
Higher tier knife with lower teir skin > vice versa
Always.

>>121823901
nah senpai i just dont understand why you want ugly knife desu

>>121824009
already made a plus of 50€

you mad?

>>121824202
I dont want it for ever. its just the next step to a more expensive knife

whats so hard to understand

what is the word for baka?

>>121824474

baka

>>121824474
baka

>>121824531
>>121824561
senpaitachi...

>>121824474
(You)

>>121824692
srnh@u

>>121824295
autism lol

>>121825141
jelly lol

>>121824928
how did u write s.m.h without it turning into baka

i am throwing a flashbang

>>121825168
I have a job so making small amounts of money by haggling with children doesnt make me jealous

>>121825218
4channel gold farn

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JUST

I AM TROWING A FLESHBENG

>>121825396
Inferno and Italy Ts sound like indians more than italians

>>121825396
>tfw you just want to play with a decent team but everyone you know is garbage

>>121825861
i'm garbage

>>121825281
post your knife mister money

>>121825307
>betting on tired mouz in a bo5 lan final against VP in good form
senpai...

>>121825396
our buns will bring us bictory

>>121826075
TO BICTORY!

>>121826050
>knife
>singular
HAHA

>>121826194
>collecting virtual assets he doesn't use
If you have more than one knife for each side, you're retarded.

>>121826362
how poor

>>121826362
Sorry I have disposable money I like to spend on skins.

Can you forgive me?

>>121826001
dont talk to me then

why are there 3 csgog threads
baka senpai desu

Should I play cs mw2 or cod4?

>>121826831
nys

>>121826831
get insurgency for 1 buck off the humble bundle

>>121826831
>he's not on Blops 3 on his Xbox ONEfps
what a pleb

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>>121826975
I already have it.
Don't really like it.

>>121827002
>cod4 promod

baka desu senpai senpaitachi kek

>>121826831
cod4 or the newest cod theres no reason to play any of the others

>>121827609
Honestly is BO3 good? (in cod standards ofc)

TO BEECTORIE
WE WIL MAEK THEM CRIE

I just traded a bizon urban dashed for a cz pole position and realized I really want something better.
I made a trade offer, the cz for a galil eco.
It seems like everyone just wants to trade knifes, but how do I trade low tier shit for better looking or more valuable low tier shit?

>>121827873
You git a job and buy knives

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>he's not global

>>121827735
its whatever

>>121827873
wtf. just buy these fucking 10 cent skins

>>121828030
Is it worth 60$ or should I just stick to promod?

>>121828271
stick to mw3

>>121828271
depends more on how much money you have desu

>>121828024
I play about 5 hours of CSGO per week

>>121828438
>stick to the worst modern warfare
nys senpai desu

>>121828024
>implying anyone in here isnt global

>>121829381
we're not on hltv

>>121829381
hahahahah i wish im silver elite mate

>>121828872
I play that a day
Fucking casual

>>121829429
pretty much all the regulars here have been global since welfare ranks

>>121829629
Sorry poorfag, but I own more than 1 video game

>>121829478
haha good joke senpai

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>>121829814
no i actually am :(

>>121830208
legit silver isnt possible any more youre a smurf

>>121830208
how long did it take to downrank?

>>121830208
Lol I always thought the Nova Bloomstick was completely red and actually called Boomstick.

I am not a wise man.

But I'm no silver shitter.

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>>121830302
that screenshot is a bit old

>>121829014
worst maps maybe

>>121830430
4:3 gods unite

>>121830513
>>121830430
>play with 4:3
>get placed silver
uhhh gotards?

>>121830482
worst everything maybe
paid 60€ for this shit and it couldn't even keep me entertained enough to hit a 1€:1hour playtime ratio
Meanwhile 300 hours on MW2

>>121830631
its 1600x1200 so hes not a REAL 4:3 user

probably plays black bars too ROFL

>>121830430
alright bro were cool

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>>121830430

Well, everyone, time to post how bad you are/were...

>>121830640
i liked the gunplay, felt more fluid

but visually the worst by far

>>121831113
I got LE in 2012 when ranks were introduced and I've been global since november 2012

>leading 14-9
>randie on our team obviously toggles on his aimbot in a 1v3
>grief rest of the rounds to force a draw
my good deed of the day

>>121831113
The highest rank I ever been has been MGE
I'm currently MG1 or MG2, can't remember because my rank decayed and I haven't played MM in months

>>121831259
pretty much the same for me altho i started in 2013

first rank LE

got GE in like 150 wins

never stop the car on a drive in the dark

>inferno
>retard CT rushes apps
>get picked off
>get called on it by everyone
>does it over and over again, expecting a different result
What was your last experience with bad players who are also stupid?

>>121832456
>playing inferno
its the worst map in active duty you got the players you deserve

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>>121833396
Meant here.

I am too nervous to start playing ranked even though I have been told it's less cancerous than casual. I don't want to "elo-hell" myself like I did in LoL.
How do I know I'm ready for ranked?

Why is the awp considerd a "skill" weapon and not a crutch weapon when it makes aim irrelevant?
Why does the deagle brand deagle feel like a shadow of its former self?
Why do people love dust2 so much?

happy 9/11 americlaps

>>121833524
>How do I know I'm ready for ranked?
You have xp rank 3 or above..

The silver and gold nova ranks are there for a reason

You have to be really fucking terrible to end up in them, and that's okay if you do because then you just climb out easily when you stop sucking ass

>>121833514
Your wife dies. Your son is or becomes a robot. Betrays you and is the final boss. (Apparently) Also because you were frozen he is much older than you.

>>121833524
elo hell doesnt exist like it does in mobas

you can still play your game with a shitty team

if youre underranked youll just shit all over everybody until you get the right rank

youre ready for ranked whenever

dust2 is the cancer hole of onemappers dont play that map if you want good teammates

>>121833524
>Why is the awp considerd a "skill" weapon and not a crutch weapon when it makes aim irrelevant?
I swear to fucking god if you retards think stuff like this non-ironically and are not trying to bait

Fucking Poe's law

>>121833886
>stare at a wall
>click when the guy who is forced to run directly under your crosshair runs directly under your crosshair
skill

>>121834169
>guy runs into your crosshair
That retards fault.
Smokes and flashes exist for a reason.

>>121834256
>make it so the person isnt even able to look at you or do anything and then maybe you have a chance
nice balance

Made the mistake of entering a casual game.
Oh god, the horror.

>>121834368
stop being a fucking retard seriously

awp is closer to underpowered than overpowered

it's in a decent balance

>>121834826
>awp is closer to underpowered than overpowered
and youre literally accusing other people of baiting

fucking get out

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Quick question:

Does a kick downgrade you more than a loss ?

>>121835178
It's the same so people avoid griefing to be kicked on purpose.

>>121835259
I see, thanks

>>121834894
you have /literally/ never played a ranked game

why do retards like you think that you know everything

YOU KILL HIM OR NUKE THE COMMONWEALTH YOUR SON IS THE VILLAIN

>>121835474>>121834826
>One hit kill weapon with perfect accuracy
>balanced

The only weapon I'd trade it for is an AK or P90 if I had to rush.
Please explain how you think it is balanced without using the words "expensive" or "economy"

>>121835825
>perfect accuracy
Way to show your lack of knowledge.

>>121835474
I've been scrimming with teams for 2 years

how is gold nova life?

>>121835825
look, i hate to be the 'you don't know anything because you've never played the game before' guy, but you don't know anything because you've never played the game before

it works out fine against non-retarded enemies, literally no pro player complains about it, you are a sub-master guardian retard

Most of the links in the >gameenhancements section are dead. Maybe fix that?

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Shitter asking for help

I am trying to get good but I have had 5 games in a row since getting to Nova I like picture.

>Only rounds we won was when I killed 4 of their team.
>Too scared to load CS back up as I will be back in silver.

Any tips? I am really bad at this game, but feel like I am just hitting a wall

>>121836875
you're shit

>>121836875
Learn to walk.

>>121835825
EPIC SIMPLY EPIC

>>121836997
Probably the biggest problem

>>121837292
I try to walk around sites, is their any specifics in regards to walking?

I guess I need to lean spots too, probably help a lot, and how to not strafe like a retard

>>121837806
Walking also means patience. Patience you use to look around, clear corners, and place your crosshair properly. If you walk you have time to ask yourself: am I secure there?

Should people that use spooderman avatars be sent to the death camps?

>win 15 games in a row
>topfrag every game, at least 6 mvp stars in most
still stuck in eagle, ffs i just want to get to LEM so i might start getting decent

i even WANT to do an OW case right now, but nothing shows up despite getting OW exp through a solved case

wat do ?

>>121838041
That makes a lot of sense. Thanks, just a pain when I am trying to secure bomb and you just see your team mates run into the same AWP one after another.

Is there a decent place to learn the maps or how to clear corners properly? Casual is too much of a clusterfuck with 10 people bouncing around with p90s.

Appreciate your help Anon

>>121838194
>do lots of OW
>never convict anyone that is not blatant
>never received overwatch XP
top kek, my rating might be very bad.

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What does vg think of my fresh ace against some globals and smfc in ranked

https://youtu.be/qTGoKK-48WA

>>121837806

Walking = enemy sees you first around corners

you can run a small distance without making sound, try to practice this when peeking

>>121838293

ya, maybe you just suck at convicting legit ones
i never get ragers anymore :(

>>121838403
>>121837806
watch steel's video where he BTFOs reddit about counterstrafing

>>121838403
>>121838592
Thank you Anons, I will give that a look and a bit of a go.

I think one of my downsides is walking-strafe around corners to peek enemies, sounds quite stupid thinking back. Also learning spots to hold, and use of grenades.

>>121838592

>watching vids of that filthy greedy jew

no ty bb

>>121838403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e8HZqF3cyk
>inb4 gayowl

>>121839009
gayowl

>>121838336
Well played meit

>>121838336

your enemies are baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

>>121838336
that gave me cancer

>>121839009
That's actually just made me realise how retarded I am. Thanks Anon, I am brain dead it took me this long to not rub my crotch on corners when I peek.

>>121838592
Do you have a link? Tried searching Steel Counter Strike

>>121838336
you and your enemies are all totaltrash

>>121826506
>being so poor you don't even have a worthwhile waste of money

>>121840646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGsDnXfUhwQ&list=PLQcRYyog5iq7OYPlTjV4AEkvt88VnEk39

whatever happened to popular CSGO streamer 'Shroud'?

hello?

>>121843293

is it me you're looking for ?

>>121842834
he is shrouded in secrecy HEHEH HAHA

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>tfw carrying smfc shitters to victory kicking and screaming
even had to mute two of them

these post vac globals on the other team doe

im rly board @ work((((

she say she like my dougie, im fresh

>>121848113
whats a dougie senpai

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>mfw got to supreme
>mfw 3 wins in a row afterwards

ayy

>>121849046
holy crap a pro player?!

ayo anyone wanna bring back the csgo chess meme

Hi, I come from /d2g/in peace. I have about maybe 50 hours of counter strike so I don't play all that much, but I wanted to share my experience last night and why it was the best game I've ever played.

Let me start off by saying that I calibrated at silver elite master, so I'm not that good or anything.

I queued up for a game last night and was placed with a two stack and two other randoms. We were against a 4 stack of smurfs and some random.

Now begins the fun; these smurfs were trying to lose. Like, really lose, to de-rank and have some fun with other bad players like me. Five rounds go by, and we're winning 5-0, laughter is ensuing because I have never encountered this before.

So then I suggest: hey, what if we lost instead?

And now the fun began. Suddenly the game was an episode of south park, who could lose the game first. We were terrorists so we refused to plant the bomb. Now we've caught up 5-3.

The smurfs realize that they need to do something. They are desperately trying to kill themselves or run into our bullets. I was swinging in the air with my knife and they would run into me. Or I would make patterns on the wall and they would run into my bullets face first.

All while this is going on, one member of our team (not in the two stack) was talking shit to the smurfs, talking about how he was so much better than them as if this game were serious. He was killing the enemy team and refused to help us accomplish our goal.

Clowny rounds go by, and suddenly it's 14-9 and we are almost on match point unfortunately. For being a dick, the whole team decides to kick our try hard player. The smurfs can't contain their laughter at this point.

And now for the coup de grace, one of the two stack players suggests that he team kills me, gets kicked, and called surrender. It was successful. The enemy team is furious at this point! All their hard work of losing, and they actually won.

GG smurf team 10/10 would play again.

>>121849046
Those custom autographs are getting annoying now.

>>121850281
Theymre almost spoderman level desu

so when is valve gonna punish the crouch + shoot accuracy? this is getting out of hand, lookslike cod

>>121853168
slow couch like in source would be nice

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whats the oldest csgog meme u know

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>csgol trading
>LOWBALL OFFER = BLOCK
>they themselves will only accept massive overpays

>>121854468
ey bubba

>>121854468
.stats pug
Lol

>>121854468
me in the purple

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>>121854468

>tfw /csgog/ discusses more passionetly about skins than the game itself
Well at least they made the game grow.

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>>121854468

I like how everyone here is silver while the top thread on reddit is "has valve gotten rid of silver ranks?"

>>121855272

hello reddit

>>121849863
Hello reddit

I'm trying to use /csgog/ advice but it keeps putting me with the 10 year old Silver 5 shitters. Please send help I've stopped playing competitive because of this. I always topfrag but everyone else doesn't communicate and they constantly shit on each other plz help.

>>121855239
>not 5000x1000
hello reddit

this game just isnt fun anymore

i think im going to quit

>>121857151
Ok buddy see you tomorrow

>>121857151
i quit months ago, just post memes here now

>>121857197
probably you are right. I used to play like 4 or 5 games a day. and now I play 1 game, lose horribly and just feel emtpy

>>121849046
>423 wins
>not global
lmfao

>tfw already losing nuke 2-5 on ct side
fucking retard team man

>>121854468
tali?

>team rushing to T spawn entire time on nuke while enemy team just sits on their roof
epik

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>>121854468
bacon king

>>121854468
boxxy

>>121854468
Peanut butter jelly time

>>121861904
>>121861470

>whats the oldest csgog meme u know
>oldest csgog meme u know
>csgog meme

>>121854468
ayy lmao

>play office
>They rush down long hall every game T side
when will the retards stop

>>121863450
>play office
stopped reading.

>>121863631
>not putting all maps in the queue for variety

>>121863942
>not playing only one map at a time until you master it, then moving on to the next one

uh gotards??

>bought a couple of those $.25 Katowice 2014 sticker capsules
>thought of holding on to them
>/csgog/ said to open and sell stickers ASAP
>made $25
>check prices today
>would have sold them for $200+
fuck you guys

>>121865591
>ever listening to /csgog/
toppest of kekkest

>>121862172
lol i meant efg haha

>>121854468
GIGGA PUDDI

>dead thread
lmao gogurts

>>121868452
bUrself

>ask for drop
>they drop me a p90 instead of a rifle

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our boy stich is cute 'U'

>>121854468
Pretending to be gay

:^3

I think I speak for all silvers when I say FUCK YOU! We play the best we can and are done being made fun of by the elitists.

>>121872559
I got placed in S3 actually.

I miss the silver life desu

>>121869518
>call all smg a 'p90' or a mag "clip"
>autists actually correct me

it's a meme u dip

Why should someone not be rewarded for pixel-perfect accuracy?
Why should someone be rewarded when they're not even aiming on someone's head?
>Effective range!!!
yeah because RNG mechanics should decide effective range

what happened to thr bob ross countdown thing

Is this game worth getting into if I've never played CS?

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someone give me a karambit

will do anything in return

>>121874336
no, unless you like rng based games

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>>121874407

>>121874336
i'd argue that cs is the best fps you could choose to play right now

>>121875809
pretty fucking sad too tbhfam

ded game, gonna fap to traps

I'm not gay tho

tfw don't see any good reddit posts to posts

sum1 post some real nigga dm trax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTp5PH8ot6Q

>>121876768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJwKKKd2ZYE

are you guys interestd in thai food on the same level of burgers?

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guilty af

>>121877289
Sorry about that mispelling, my hands are very cold

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that's me in the red

>>121877375
Make it a youtube n get sick view frm reddo

I'm MG2 and I need somebody to play with, my friends are Gold Nova and they suck very bad, also MatchMaking rarely gives you decent players

>>121877548
90% of the comments would be people arguing whether retaliatory tk'ing is griefing or not, even though it's clearly spelled out in the FAQ

also too much work and you can't reopen overwatch demos once you submit judgement

that hotline bling

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listening to reflections with hiko

Christine Kayne@CSGOBuyandSell: i hope you got a karma !
Christine Kayne@CSGOBuyandSell: karma !
Christine Kayne@CSGOBuyandSell: fuckkking scamme rscammer hescam me idiot report this please fuckkking scammmmmmer ! !
Christine Kayne@CSGOBuyandSell: fuckkking scamme rscammer hescam me idiot report this please fuckkking scammmmmmer ! !

>r9k handing out (You)'s

those idiots dont know how valuable they are

>>121879274
Here have one on the house

my way or the highway

i lay down on the highway

I'm gay desu ne

>tfw I turn into GuardiaN for a game

>>121878691
Dahallableh?

>>121881159
i just dropped one of these

>>121881159
shazam is NUTTY

>guy hits two jumping awp shots from pit
yeah man
this game takes so much skill

>>121882480
hes just NUTTY

>>121883190
>>121881597
stop using this world please

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>>121883276
LOL NUTTHURT

Is Byali white?

>>121883854
what color is salt? KAPPA! :D

>>121884051
gg fuck u

>>121883854
he looks like an ayy lmao desu senpai

>>121883854
hes slav

Is LEM meant to be hell? I got into it pretty easy, because dunking on lower eagles is easy, but as soon as I hit LEM is get massively dunked on. I'm playing properly and getting frags, but often I just get queued with people that don't even catch me out, they just tap me, as soon as my head is showing.

>Is this what good global smurfs are like?

>>121886409
LEM/Supreme is smurfland m8

Higher skilled players will place in LEM after their 10 first matches... aka "GE-smurfs".

Also ground zero for fresh cheater accounts I guess but you won't be able to tell the difference between legit and hacks unless they are blatant as fuck.

>>121886546
Does it get better at high SMFC? Or should I just start looking into ESEA and such, I mean I've heard that you're supposed to start looking there if you've hit LEM without a team.

Should I find a team? What's the funnest option for mostly serious play?

>>121886661
the lem = time for pugs and teams was true pre welfare rank

post welfare lem is pre welfare mg2

dont bother wasting real players time until youre global

youre not in elo hell youre just bad

>>121886661
Just grind through it until you get that Global, and/or dabble on the side with FaceIT if you are in EU or ESEA if you are in NA I guess...

Also CEVO and popflash could be fun I guess, but most of the thirdparty sites are just as shit at first until you rank up on their internal ELO/MMR systems aswell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jQ3B9NlO6Y

found this on reddit
what do we think?

>>121887015
>30 minutes
>not thoorin

>>121887015
fuck youtubers who just ramble instead of planning their video

shittiest medium of communication ever, not like you can skip ahead like an article either

hut the fuck up faggot, no one gives a shit.

>>121887084
>ever watching thorin

>>121887316
>never watching thorin

fuck esea and their nigger mods

fuck 4chan and their normie mods

>see only one cross to B
>team still pushes A and fucking dies

>>121888167
sounds like youre a little pussy bitch who commands no respect from anybody

>>121888218
you mean the only round we won I literally had to 4k +1 assist and clutch the round 1v2

>>121888279
yeah you seem like a whining little pussy

What do y'all do when you have an uncooperative team? Do you mentally "GG" and say fuck it? or play seriously?

>>121888372
I say fuck it. Playing on a team of 4 stacked idiots

>>121888372
voice_enable 0 and do the best you can, you dont need your team to cooporate to win

play for trade frags, throw a smoke and flash to help when your team bunches up somewhere to push a site

>>121888532
>voice_enable 0

What you want is actually voice_scale 0

>>121888707
yep

>>121888218
It's not my fault I like anime and stutter a lot ;_;

>>121888372
I play to get as many MVPs as possible.
MVPs and rounds won are what matter in this game.
Although I also had blatant trolls once, who managed to get me kicked by suiciding on one of my decoys.

>>121889558
>get a 4k
>some dickhead plants the bomb and jacks my MVP

uh gotards?

What do we, /csgog/, think about the huge first shot inaccuracy?

>>121889825
i personally don't care because I spray with everything, gotta keep that dps meter high

>>121889825
I dont get huge first shot inaccuracy because I use the superior SG and AUG.

Why didn't valve just make the A1 have the same spray as the A4 and same ROF?

le wii shop music dance

>>121890073
MG shitter detected

anyone wanna do some MM with me?
I'm MGE currently :3

>>121891246
are you cute?
what's your sexuality?

>>121891361
12/f/cali

>>121891246
>>121891361
Fuck off FGTs.
>>121891412
Poon or gtfo.

>>121891412
not interested sorry

Is there a way to edit the cvars set in a custom .bsp map file?

I'm trying to use mp_maxrounds 99999 on a certain custom map but after every round it keeps reverting back to its default number of max rounds

>>121891412
u are getting banned kid

>kid screaming about other team hacking after two rounds
>tell him to calm down
>"muted faggot"

>>121892716
stop being a novashitter

>>121892965
it's LE

>>121893094
stop being a LE shitter

any gud bets today brehs?

>tfw we lose CT side 10-5 on inferno and then go 10-0 to victory

>>121894176
Inferno is T sided.

>>121895279
since when

Lounge bots offline?

>>121891246
post profile

mg2 here

>>121895279
>>(you)

"no"

Every single game I play someone comments on how my voice is "Silky smooth", and how much they want my voice.

Is this normal?

I'm Nuke 24/7 and like lolicon. Anyone else like me?

>>121896920
i have a cute voice so i get called a qtie

>>121896925
I'm the opposite, overpass and sh0ta pls

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>>121897576
ew

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Who is this madman?

>>121896920
>>121897060
vocaroos now!

>>121897576
I'm in the middle, spamming Mirage and straight sh0ta pls

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THIS IS WHAT CHILDREN IN JAPAN ARE WATCHING

>>121898023
>tfw no loli gf

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>>121898023
This is what adults in Japan are watching!

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>queuing for specific maps

>>121898167
>not wanting your guaranteed favorite

>>121898238
>playing dust2 24/7

>>121898258
>not sometimes only queuing specific maps and having a pool other times

>>121898292
>meme text

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>>121891361
im fairly cute, and im curious :O
>>121896794
http://steamcommunity.com/id/kasanetetoismywaifu/
>>121891463
no bully

>>121898545
>what did you just say?
>implying memes
>wew

>>121898639
are you sharing selfies with your friends?
I want to see how cute you are

and whats your rank?

yesterday I made people jelly here because I told them I traded up my knife

why is csgog full of silver autists who dont own any knive at all?

>>121898932
fuck of img etting their 50 dollars on hellreasiers

>>121898932
I'm global and don't have a knife.
How am I supposed to have one if I don't want to spend money on skins like a good goy?

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Any gambling addicts want to give me skines for these?

>>121898932
best I can do is one sand dashed

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>>121899135
wanna have this bad motherfucker?

>>121899187
I'd take it if you were serious.

>>121899245
no sorry I wasnt. also im no gambling addict

>>121899279
I had a feeling desu senpai

I just need like a 70 cent skin to sell so I can buy a shit game I want to play that I'm too lazy to find a torrent for.

>>121899348
well those cases are going for $0.01 right now so gl m8

>>121899378
But they could be holding skins and knives worth tens of dollars :^)

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You holding up OK, /csgog/?

>>121899472
Well I'm taking my meds again so I don't want to neck myself all the time, so thats pretty nice

What does the fox say?

should I sell my knife? I don't care for it really but I don't wanna use thirdparty websites and shit

>>121899782
yes and then buy steam games with it

>>121899782
yes and buy a delux onahole with usb warmer

>>121899962
not too much into that anon, any other suggestions?

>>121899594
take your meds

Anyone here who has solo queued through eagles have any tips? I feel like even though I top frag or make calls there is something missing and I lose out by a few rounds

whats a good site to compare prices?

>>121898903
what no, i dont do that kinda stuff
mge

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Tired of playing on Asian servers.

All I get are subhuman Chinese and Korean players that play like absolute garbage.

>>121900580
that's a shame...

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>>121901261
I have seen true autism today.