/boig/ - Binding of Isaac General

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first for eat your steak slowly

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>get Krampus commercial when watching Isaac videos
lol

Bob's Brain is a legitimately good item in almost any situation and if you don't like it you're just bad at the game.

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I want to sexualize Little Horn.

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>>121673831
Step1: Open https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFLiKLoxWD8
Step2: Go to https://github.com/networkMe/missinghud2/releases/tag/v1.3.1
Step3: Click on pic related
Step4: Use Winrar and open up the file
Step5: Run "MissingHUD2.exe"
Step6: Open up Binding of Isaac
Step7: This is not my beautiful house
Step8: This is not my beautiful wife
Step9: Eat your steak you piece of shit

>>121677818
nice virus

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>yfw steam sale stacks

dark bum is actually still godlike compared to most of the dogshit items put into this game

which isaac would you fug????

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>>121677649
>Old Men in my game about little childen crying on shit while playing dress up

Edmund pls you're making lillith cry

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>>121677878
>>121677757

>>121677649
Is that the new character or something?

>>121678034
lil is crying because she's getting her little girl cunt ripped open by spawning lil brimstone

>>121678075

Yup, it's the Keeper

There are currently 10 hidden achievements left, and it's known that one of them is for Afterbirth's "platinum god". The other 9 are likely unlocks for Keeper

>>121678034
I want to take off her blindfold.

>>121678180
Neato. He kinda looks like Noah or something, I wonder how he'll play and how he relates to the story.

>>121678034
I want to impregnate Lilith.

>>121678703
Just punch her on the arm a few times. That's how it works in isaac.

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>greed machine keeps jamming before I even hit 5%

Did anyone else see Smegmund's response to community complaints on Leddit? For those who didn't, allow me to summarize what he addressed and how he responded:

>Scaling Health
"I don't feel this is an issue at all"
>Book of Belial/slimmer Devil Deals
"I think it's much better balanced this way"
>Azazel
"I forgot what and meant for a second so next week it'll be "addressed""
>Ultra Greed
"Something bugged tied to "Something is Terrible 2" and it's still too hard but it's all tyrone's fault so don't worry"
>Tiny Rooms
"I hear you but I think unfair damage is fun"
>Guaranteed Damage Rooms
"What? I'm sorry, I don't playtest my own game, so I wasn't aware of these"
>Shit Curse/Secret Rooms
"Important because when risking things you should have the chance to come away with jack shit"
>Penalizing Item Pickups
"I feel it's not a problem and in fact very balanced"
>Tumor
"Again, I didn't know because we don't playtest the shit we make"
>Retro Vision
"I know some of you people are experiencing legitimate physical pain from it but I like this effect so for it stays"
>Glass Cannon
"It was OP, so instead of trying to tone it down we went ahead and made it complete shit"

Who is Lilith in the story? I don't see how it could be Isaac in anyway.

>Decide to try Eden on Greed Mode
>Start with Teleport 2.0
>Sweet, I can get to the secret room with this!
>Teleport to secret room, exit door doesn't spawn
>No bombs

>Fuck it, whatever, I'll just start over
>Start with Bumbo

It hurts to live, /boig/

>>121678991
Isaac's interpretation of his mother
OR
Isaac's representation of himself having "demons" inside (sheol/cathedral/mega satan endings) leave his body(hush ending)

>>121678884
you need to keep playing different characters, I heard. Playing the same one over and over lowers the donation cap before it jams.

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>4th floor of XXXXXLLLL challenge
>still no attack speed or damage powerups

>>121679186
what's wrong with bumbo? he's cool.

>>121679392
He's in Greed Mode.

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I just beat mom and the wall broke down. I also got a devil room. Will the wall hole go away if I go in the devil room or vice versa?

>>121679225
I don't really like either one of those. It wouldn't make since for him to interpret his mother that way considering the storys and intro and again, why would Isaac represent himself as a girl without eyes.

>>121679625
The wall will go away after the 20 minute mark in your run.

>>121679642
He's represented himself as a girl before. without eyes could be he's maimed himself and the incubus and cambion conception is literally him having and creating sin inside of himself.

>>121679391
>tfw 12 red hearts

>>121679670
thanks senpai

>>121679748
Maggy makes more sense if the sister theory is true, though.

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>>121678112
>>121678415
>>121678703
Please don't sexualize Lilith. She's too adorable.

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>>121677570
Threadly reminder that azazel and lillith were only nerfed so you couldn't cheese greed mode and the reason they weren't changed back last patch was so you don't eat that steak in one bite. I'm so sick of this ARG bullshit and the devs sucking themselves off when EVERYONE knows who the secret character is.

Threadly reminder that dry baby needs to be nerfed.

>tfw you do your due diligence and make your shop worthwhile

>>121679868
I don't have to sexualize her, she was a fetish character from the start.

>>121679823
We've even seen him unbox it and wear it. Nothing else aside from a single picture of him crossdressing supports the sister theory.

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>attack speed is my lowest stat
>pick up experimental treatment
>it gets even lower

>>121679868
>is slut
>has horns
>remove horns
>no longer horny
>no longer slut
Remove Lilith's horns.

>>121680029
Still, i'm still confused on why Isaac would make Lilith a girl. Maybe the keeper endings will explain it.

>>121680172
It's not too much of a stretch, Isaac's got heaps of gender identity issues in the first place.

>>121680172
Isn't she the MOTHER of all demons? Are they going to shit out the demon babies?

>>121680172
>Gives birth
Gee, I wonder why she's a girl.

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>>121680104
>pick up experimental treatment as blue baby
>die

>>121680104
>>121680282
>picking up experimental treatment
>ever
You deserved it.

>>121680104
>pick up experimental treatment
I spotted your mistake.

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>>121680172
>>121680029
>>121679823

It's like you all forgot about Eve.

>>121680397
>>121680373
Every time I pick it up things only get better

Stop being bad

>MFW watching someone get IV bag as Eden in greed mode after the patch
Holy shit not only is he lucky as fuck but I actually haven't seen how broken the item is. He also just got the item that doubles how much health you get from health pickups

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>>121680472
forgot pic, if it matters

guppy is still a won run in this fucking game even though there's like 6 other transforms this one still beats the dog shit out of them

almost beat hush without getting hit even once as guppy on my first run as maggy, even with no damage upgrades

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>What's that, you would like some health? Here you go bud.
Funny joke, game.

>>121678945
Yeah. Half his responses to criticism was its a bug and the other half was fuck you.

What shitty DLC.

>>121680892
Go into the shop or find a floating head card or something faggot

>>121680892
>filename
My reaction exactly

I've done all of the challenges except brains edmund, Fix the game.

>>121680892
Slow the fuck down, you dont want to eat all that steak in a bite right?

>>121681082
Actually I think I'm gonna go into the boss room and immediately die because it's a small boss room Pestilence and he'll fire a ipecac shot at me right away. That seems like a better idea.

>>121681216
What is this steak shit everyone keeps talking about, i'm not in with the new memes

>>121681284
Seconding

I've been out of the loop

>>121681284
>>121681374
back when people datamined how to unlock the lost, edmund raged on twitter saying something along the lines of, you don't eat a $100 steak in one bite do you?

>>121681284
>>121681374
The greed donation machine stopped at 109 originally and people asked what it meant to edmund and he responded with "Slow the fuck down". Tied with a statement one of the dev team about eating your steak in one go meant it became a meme.

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>Plebbit is pointing out fun things in the game for edmund to fix like the angel statues

What the fuck

>>121681284
>>121681374
When dataminners found the lost, tyrone said that they fucked up and ate a one hundred dollar steak in a single gulp, edmund agreed and now he is doing time gated content to fuck with the minners

>>121681284
https://youtu.be/UJVuLvGjPOc?t=2h17m5s

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>there are "people" in this general RIGHT NOW who don't have every challenge, including the new ones, completed

>>121681536
>fuck with the minners
Don't you mean everyone but the miners?

>>121681606
>implying challenges are fun

>>121681630
originally he wanted to fuck only the dataminers, but those who didnt wannt to spoil themselves where the ones getting fucked by Edmund "Slow fucking down on that Steak" mcmillen

I regret never having tried using a controller before. This shit is amazing.

>>121681660
>missing out on content because you're too bad to get it

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>>121681606
Just finished mine
Wake me up when a new Lost exploit comes up so I can actually do everything

>>121681606
The game won't give me damage/attack speed in XXXXL. I'm suffering.

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How would you fix Greed mode? it's too damn easy and there's nothing "greedy" about it. I've never had to push the stop button, and I've ever not done the 11th wave. now that i've beaten it with all the characters the only incentive i have is to get the coin machine to 999

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WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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>>121682007
Is that fun I see?

>>121682007
Gnawed Leaf saved you from damage?

Time to nerf it!

This fucking run, holy shit

https://youtu.be/NlC8_E-zVTU?t=39m45s

>>121681762
Yeah, I originally played the game on PS4 when it was free on PS+ and can't imagine what it's like playing on keyboard.

>>121682001
I honestly don't know what the devs are trying to accomplish with greed mode. Feels like a watered-down version of the real game

>>121682007
I can't help but find these situations amusing

Where you're stuck in gnawed leaf mode, knowing you'll have to take damage to get out

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>>121682280
>>121682057
>>121682156
>>121679935
DRY BABY

Do you just reroll runs until you get dad's fucking key in order to fill out the Megasatan note? Because that shit is gonna take forever.

does Death's Touch make you lose bullet speed now or am I smoking something

>>121682347
DRY BABY
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>>121682201
And he just got fucking god head. This fucking build.

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Obligatory pregnant demons post

I'm late cause I just came back from watching The Peanuts Movie

Had more fun with that than playing Isaac anyway

>>121682434
>get an angel room
>bomb the statue
>get 1 key
>don't leave the angel room
>save and quit the game
>continue
>angel has respawned
>you have now completed the key in one floor

you're welcome

>>121682558
>what is the emoji for good grief

when i saw that in the trailer i cringed. how was it?

>think lost fly is shit because it only follows wall
>it singlehandedly kills an entire room of wallmasters before I can even move
>goes on to kill Famine instantly because he made the mistake of floating anywhere near it
it might not be as good as smart fly when it comes to consistently dealing damage, but at least it's better than peeper's eye. also holy shit it's got high contact damage.

How would you rank characters in terms of difficulty?

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>>121682612
It's genuinely harmless, everything is pretty much exactly how you'd imagine it and nothing really changed. I've seen Blue Sky churn out worse shit

It's enjoyable enough and managed to get a couple giggles here and there. Basically with all the love and effort put into it, it puts Afterbirth to shame

I got what I was expecting and I'm satisfied

>>121681061

>Getting mad now that Ed won't sacrifice his design principles for a bunch of le epic redditors

The present bombs are pretty ridiculous.

Just had scatterbombs, present bombs and the bomberman bombs all together and each bomb I placed resulted in more consumables than a golden chest every time. Made it very fucking hard to die when all I needed to do if I wanted health was drop a bomb and collect spirit hearts and hierophant cards.

>>121682794
Unlosable: Isaac
Easy: Azazel
Normal mode: everything else

>>121682876
>Azazel
>easy

I'd rather play blue baby.

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>>121682446
FART BABY
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>it's a "effect upon being hit" item

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Here we go

i've been sitting here for over an hour trying to reroll a stopwatch on the lost with the d4 and no luck

maybe i should just take a dry baby and go from there, i've seen like 40 of them now

>>121683132
>Cambion Conception
>Not the lewdest shit

Some great items in Isaac are the ones where you get hurt. It just shows how fucking stupid Ed was to design The Lost in the current state the game is in

>get Platinum God from the achievement bug
>don't actually have to play The Lost now

Once I beat Hush/Greed with all the normal characters I'm out of here

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>>121681594
> this is edmund mcmillen, hes the head behind duper meatboy and binding of isaac, hes a good friend
> hes a good friend

Don't worry guys I'm working on a BoI-esque game with cute stuff and magical girls instead of poop and babies

See you in 2020

>>121683545
Eh, it kind of loses some the charm. As long as the rules and balance aren't batshit retarded like Afterbirth, it might get popular. But much of Isaac is loved despite or because of the controversial nature of the game

>>121683684
I play isaac because it fuels my latent addiction to RNG without needing to actually gamble.

>>121683545
Wait for reterds to cry UHH ISAC RIPOF

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Deleted Greed mode when

>Fight Little Horn and Double Cages in the fucking Depths
>Pick up Bomber Boy after miraculously surviving
>Take Explosive Diarrhea pill from Coin Purse
>Get my cunt razed

>>121683828
The combat will actually be more like a bullet hell and less like a retard simulator

>>121683921
So you will do 2hu-zelda hybrid in touhou universe or something else?

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>>121681606
#24 won't unlock on mine for some reason.

>>121681606
How come only my challenge #24 is locked?

>>121684005
Basically, yes, that's the idea.

Maybe some JPRG-like progression and dialog with a persistent world in the sense the NPCs remember you between playthroughs and such

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DRY BABY
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>>121684535
Holy mantle makes all those no damage achievements a joke.

>>121684681
Your a joke

>>121684681
gnawed leaf is too strong, i've beaten mega satan like 3 times in the past day just using it and orbitals/farting/dry baby

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I've had worse Eden starts?
Spiders getting off my dick is a huge plus
>pokeball is 4 charges
Makes absolutely no fucking sense

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>>121684817

I don't know if it's the nails or mirror shot causing it but I've just had to end a run because the combination with orbiting tears is bugged as fuck.

Causes about half the nails to just spawn on the spot and not do anything until you move (where they fall to the ground).

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>>121684926
scratch that, make it 4 times

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BRAVO ED

BRAVO

http://bindingofisaacrebirth.gamepedia.com/Babies#tab=Afterbirth_Babies
>Edmund was too busy with this shit to make a working game

Bravo

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Do Devil and Angel rooms even have items anymore? Fuck

Guys, after I got the 3 bum familiars they combined with some cutscene into a super bum or so?

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>>121685336
Any way to fix this?

I had a good feeling about this run, too

Restarting Isaac didn't fix it, shooting the poop does nothing.

I reckon Carrion Queen can do this to normal buttons, too

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>>121685612
Sure am enjoying this delicious steak

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>Blinding Baby is still bugged
EDMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUND

>>121685756
shouldn't have poured poop/ketchup on top of the button/steak :^)

>>121685580
He doesn't pick up red hearts anymore, but he pays out with double chests.

>>121685830
There's a point where these steak metaphors need to stop and we've clearly passed in

>>121685986
yeah, time for dessert !

>>121681776
>suffer through Brains!
>manage it finally by lucking out with Stop Watch, Incubus and PhP converting tons of Bad Trips into Balls of Steel pills
>get jack shit in return

Woo fucking hoo. Thank god I savored that fucking steak.

>>121685986
Wasn't even funny to begin with.

I mean, it was trying to call Edmund out on being stupid, but sounding retarded while doing it so it kinda defeated the point.

>>121680172
Because Lilith has always been a girl, Anon.
As the myth goes, Eve was not the first woman created, but Lilith.
Adam was upset because every other animal in Eden had a female counterpart to bang, and he tried to bang all of the female animals but that just didn't do it for him, so he prayed to God for a counterpart to himself.
God made Lilith out of dirt like Adam, but also salt, so she was a bitch.
She was sick of Adam being on top, I guess he was pretty fucking heavy, and she refused to listen to him when he told her to do things, so he tried to compel her with force.
After that she uttered the name of God (which allowed her to fly for some reason) and promptly fucked off out of Eden.

>Glass Cannon: fuck off this item is fucking bonkers, if you pick this up and cant figure out ways to play around it or abuse its power you are doing it wrong. this item in its current state is one of my faves.

edmund, about about YOU fuck off?

In The Guardian challenge can mom's knife be used as a second sword?

>>121686264
An idea I heard on Reddit is that, when you use it, you're put into a "Lost mode" for that room only. Once you leave you get your health back.

>>121686335
saw this too, I thought it was pretty good, but unfortunately, it would be too fun

IS THERE FUCKING ANYTHING WORSE THAN GETTING GREED N THE SHOP IN NECROPOLIS 1 AND THEN SUPER GREED IN NECROPOLIS 2

BECAUSE IT'S HAPPENED TO ME LIKE A MILLION FUCKING TIMES AND IT'S FUCKING INFURIATING

>>121686264
Did they nerf it in any other way apart from taking ALL the hearts? I've only ever seen it after the nerf and I have had like 8+ hearts each time and opted to avoid it.

>>121686373
Well, there's a shop before Hush anyway now.

>>121685353
Holy fuck this shit is retarded

Why put all this effort into shit nobody will ever see

90% of these are fucking stupid for one reason or another

>>121686398
>Got greed in that shop too

THANKS

>>121686385
it fucking kills you if you only have blue hearts

great game design, edmund!

>>121686517
Nah you didn't.

>>121686521
Fucking EPIC. Good thing I didn't pick it up. I only saw it on ??? anyways.

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nomnomnom

how are you enjoying your steak?

>>121686302
The sword just hangs there and also deals contact damage, so yeah.

>>121686385
Yeah, seriously. I haven't found it since after the update. Did they make it take away your Spirit Hearts, take your heart containers or is it just fucking weak now?

>>121686636
it's a pretty damn good steal considering I pirated it

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>>121686696
>tfw you will never pirate a $100 steak

>>121686636
enjoying it in a way deemed favorable by its cook :)

Fourth floor and these are my items...

I'm just gonna quit out now.

Just for an added kicker, I've had fuck all pills too.

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>>121686741
>tfw we can 3D print food now

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>>121686790

God dammit picture

>2 minute reply timer

wut?

Give me ideas for ebin mods

Sounds, music, graphics, whatever, Afterbirth has made me give up on treating BoI seriously

>>121686930
item:
>salted steak: Gives you one red heart but does one heart damage if you complete a room faster than 30 seconds

>>121686930
>Give me ideas for ebin mods
make a mod that actually fixes the game

>>121687054
Noted, see you in 2020 +1 fa.m

>>121687063
Will fixing shit rooms and item pools be good enough?

GOD I FUCKING
HATE
HATE
H
A
T
E

FIRE MIND

I HAVE TAKEN MORE DAMAGE FROM FIRE MIND MORE THAN ANY OTHER GOD DAMN ENEMY/ABILITY/EFFECT IN THIS FUCKING GAME

IT'S SUCH HORSE FUCKING SHIT
IT'LL NEVER ACTIVATE WHEN THE ENEMY IS ACROSS THE ROOM BUT WHEN THE ENEMY IS RIGHT ON TOP OF YOU, IT'LL ACTIVATE EVERY SINGLE TIME

SUCH
FUCKING
BULLSHIT

FUCKA'S;DFKJHAS;DLGKJHASD;LFKJHASD;LKJGFHASD;LFKJHASDLF;KAHSD;FLKAJHSDGF;LKJANH

>>121687520
git gud

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>try to go for a speedy run with Isaac
>this happens

>>121687520
You can try not picking it up next time.

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>>121686741
You wouldn't download a steak, would you anon?

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>>121687603

Is dry baby a good item?

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>>121687710

>>121687520
>MORE THAN ANY OTHER GOD DAMN ENEMY
>even more than those tiny spiders the randomly skitter around

I don't believe you

Post more lewd Isaacs

So can we talk a bit about how Serpent's Kiss is fucking bullshit? It's basically Common Cold, which is already decent, but with a really high chance of just throwing Black Hearts at you.

And how about Toxic Shock, which can trivialize a lot of the really annoying rooms in the game?

Never mind Dry Baby, these two plus a couple damage ups basically make a won run on their own.

>>121687520
Be better at the game. Chance to cause explosions and DPS is pretty fucking good in my book. Only shot effect that's more fun is Holy Shot!

>>121687550
It's because you're using the filter

>>121687853
At least I'm not the only one who thinks these fucking things are the most annoying enemies in the game. Fucking spiders. And then you find Bursting Sack and suddenly none of them spawn anymore anyway...

>>121687550
That's the most annoying room in chapter one, hands down.

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>>121675196
>eve
>bad

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>tfw beating Hush with only half a heart and no oribitals

Made my dick rock hard

>>121688038
> And then you find Bursting Sack and suddenly none of them spawn anymore anyway...
Oh my god
Thank fucking god it's not just me
It's happened at least 5 times now
Get it second floor fucking CELLAR and I get absolutely no spiders
Shit is mindboggling.

So is Hush supposed to be nigh on immortal? I had a completely rediculous build that killed It Lives before it finished spawning,and it barely scratched Hush.

>>121688294
He scales with your damage.

>>121678945
>"Important because when risking things you should have the chance to come away with jack shit"

I don't like Edmund, but you do know that is the definition of risk, right?

>>121688335
Oh, so Edmund is completely retarded. Gotcha.

>>121688395
Same goes for Ultra Greed, by the way.

>>121688335
it seems like he has a damage cap to purposely drag out the fight

>>121688395

>I want to instakill everything!!!! WHY DOESN'T ED CATER TO PEOPLE WHO WANT ONE-SECOND BOSS BATTLES!!!!!!

>>121688501
Don't you have a steak to eat Edmund?

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>on basement 2
>already 2 guppy items

>>121688501
But that makes damage a completely irrelevant stat.

>>121688501
Nice strawman, faggot. I never said anything of the sort. If you luck out/cheese the game and get good items, you should do more damage. Making the bosses scale that way is silly. At least to this extent.

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>>121688501
To me a scaleable boss fight is fine but :
a) The scaling has to be less retarded in how it handles itself
b)the rewards needs to be pretty damn good.
I feel like doing the hush isn't worth the trouble at the moment but give it a guaranteed angel item or something at the end then maybe I'd consider it.

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What are you homos listening to while playing BoI?

>>121688573

For an optional boss battle that's meant to gauge your skill, and not how many damage-ups you can D6 into

>>121688648
>gauge your skill
>random bullet hell attack
>tornados that fuck you up if you don't have enough speed

/boig/ have you had any recent runs with high damage you didnt expect to happen?
>cricket's body
>chocolate milk
>twenty twenty
>book of belial
>car battery
i was a litteral shotgun at short range

>>121688648
>optional boss battle
>required for 100% completion

>>121688709

>Hush
>Random

Don't you have a daycare to be coddled at, anon?

So the super bloat can do an unavoidable laser blast at you the second the boss fight starts.

I love having runs ended by bullshit like that.

>>121688648
Space Funeral

>>121688791
I think they mean that one spaghetti attack you can avoid by standing still.

>>121688726

Soy milk + tractor beam.

makes two shit tier items into god tier.

>>121688726
It is my firm belief that Chocolate Milk is one of the best items in the game
Easily top 10 for me.
then again, making a tier list for this many items is just ludicrous
1) Godhead
2) Sacred Heart
3) Brimstone
4) D6
5) Chocolate Milk
6) Abaddon
7) Trinity Shield
8) The Pact
9) Holy Mantle
10) Polyphemus/Proptosis

I know for a fact that I'm missing some amazing items but I can't think right now

>>121688643
>not listening to the game music

Pleb

>>121689028
Why does that man put a banana on his steak?

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>>121688643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR4Hjx7-QKw

Bretty good song.

>>121688951
Tractor Beam is good though.

>>121689062
The same reason people put pineapples on their pizzas.

>>121689116
To make the emprah cry?

>>121688643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpSHC1dqX1o

>>121689062
You're retarded

>>121687880
Common Cold might as well be ripped out of the game at this point.
It's massively outclassed by both Serpent's Kiss and Scorpio.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbrIFFgUXrM
>And the hevans have opened, and god reached down into my life and said upon me:
>"Rek thigh scrbs an fuk ther sht ahp"
BEST JOKE!

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OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>121689198
Sexy.

>>121688967
Why would I?

is azazel fixed yet?

>>121689273
RIP

>>121688573
>curse of blind
>strange attractor
WHAT A DELICIOUS STEAK

>>121689349
No, he's still shit.

>>121688643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfEUXmKoJQo

>>121679935
>Got dry baby first floor 3 runs in a row

Praise be to the egg man

>>121688965
magic mush
20/20
pyromaniac
dark bum
deaths touch
the wafer
the relic
moms knife
dr/epic fetus
mulligan/moms wig

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>use a sacrifice room as eve
>a chest
>the chest drops a red heart

>>121689228
>>121689116
I don't get it is this are meme?

>>121688965
Toxic Shot + Flaming Shots + 20/20 + All of the mushrooms

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How's your steak going?

Post yfw you get curse of the blind

>>121690363
pretty good so far, I have a 6 win steak with Eden

>>121690363
Is that motherfucker cooking his steaks with lava?

>orbiting tears
It's convenient for bosses, but utter shit with everything else.
This may be the most annoying tear effect I've yet encountered. Even worse than that laser AOE.

>>121690480
Yes? What do you cook your steaks with?

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Should I take the risk and get an IV bag/get fucked up by blood bag?

>>121690828
You have the stopwatch, you already won so go for it.

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Why the fuck do I always get shitty items ;_;

This is with the D6 too

>>121690958
Fuck off.

>daily run
What is this?
Some kind of key run joke?

>>121688643
The original BoI soundtrack.

>Mutant Spider stacks with Inner Eye now
oh boy

>>121690958
>Ipecac and Sack Head
>Not Good

>121690958
You don't even deserve a (You)

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>>121690958

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>Run going great, insane firespeed, can shred stuff fast
>Suddenly get two new items at once
>Fruit cake
>Rainbow worm
OH GOD
WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING

Doing Pride Day challenge
>rainbow baby
>rainbow worm
wait a minute something is bothering me
>Pride day
>Rainbow
Did they just put gay propaganda into the game?

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>complete everything in rebirth
>only play as Isaac, Eden and sometimes ???
>only go to the chest, never go to the dark room

>will eventually complete everything in afterbirth
>will never play any of the extra shit that was added such as Lilith, hush and greed mode as they just have long, drawn out fights (also no IV bag for occasional overpowered runs) that make all the effort before them completely worthless.

>>121691340
Edmund is a SJW. He's also against GG. I hope ur butthurt nao. :)

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Just kill me now

>>121691374
I'm more butthurt about the game going to shit than this.

>>121691368
Lilith+Greed mode is pretty fun desu senpai.

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>>121691443
>nerfed box

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So secret rooms don't work with tiny rooms.
It was super greed anyway.

>>121691478
Still fun.

>>121691340
>propaganda

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>>121684408
Sounds nice, you have my respect.
Took literally 3 hours to send this. Hear that sound? This is my butt exploding somewhere in the Nirvana.

>>121691374
>against GG
how can you be against GG? it's like being anti-watergate or anti-volkswagen-scandal

>>121691793
Don't derail our delicious steak cargo train, m8.

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>>121691039
Mom's knife and cross-tears.
This is insane.

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>>121690893
I died at double fatties because I got curse of the tower because ANOTHER FUCKING CURSE OF THE BLIND.
is there a mod that removes curse of the blind? please?

>>121691915
Black candle mod

>>121691973
I only want curse of the blind gone, because I'm okay with the other ones.

Afterbirth is the first game I've ever bought that I legit would/will be more happy leaving my Steam in offline mode so it never patches from launch day, than patch and get to play with the extra time-gated items along with all the absolutely bullshit, fun draining nerfs that have been/are being added with every patch.

Eggmund is prioritising nerfs over bug fixes, that's just fucked up yo.

>>121692183
If you're playing only for fun and not unlocks, there's a seed.
BRA1 LLE

>>121691494
What if you bomb it from the other side?

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You know, Im not a big fan of rebirth's take on ost, I prefer the original way more. Especially tracks like womb and sheol make me throw up, but new scarred womb ost is fucking fantastic I love it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32tefmsK0tM

>>121692795
You appear at one of the doors for some reason.

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can you not

>>121687520
>playing as the lost
>get fire mind on the floor with Curse of the Blind
>"oh I can see where this is going"
>walk into a tiny room
>it has charging enemies in it or some shit (bonies or sth I don't remember)
>I walk in from the top, they spawn close to me, I start shooting
>Dear Diary,
>Today, I died.
>XOXO, The Lost

Should have gitten gud, I guess. Well to be fair it was my fault for not using D4 the instant I picked that item up.

Soy Milk + Libra + Continuum + The Wiz

Holy fuck the screen is full of bullets and the angles are so awkward that all the Knights and Carrion Queens die even without Piercing.

>>121688189
How do you dodge the looping shots consistently? Just going to the sides still gets you git by the odd random shot.

>>121693084
Post a screenshot of it.

>>121693279
Just stand in the corner.

>>121693279
When he's shooting up or down, go to the left and right sides, when he's shooting left or right try to stay in the corners until he's done shooting and then go to the side where he was shooting at.

>>121693279
Apparently standing still works?

Cursed Eye is top tier in Greed mode because if you teleport out you have to fight the waves again and earn more money

>>121693548
Anon , erase your comment before edmund finds out and removes another item from greed. At this rate we're going to fight ultra greed in purist mod.

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>>121693692
we'll need an isaac version of this soon

>>121693548
Uhhh.

You have to beat the boss at the end, anon. The one that is a long fight regardless of your damage that can easily hit you when you're charging.

>>121693779
You amass infinity money and then buy a reroll dice and then buy an actually good run. Cursed Eye has no downsides.

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Does Brimstone synergize with Deadeye or is it a dead item?

>>121693968
Wiki says no synergy.

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Oh my god

On the daily run, Catacombs 1.
Which one to pick?

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>>121694227
Shit, forgot the picture.

>>121693312
Can't. Was my very first Afterbirth run and forgot to.

Hey guys did you like all this new and various items?
>Void of the maw is black circle
>Circle of protection is white circle
>Censor is flying aura circle
>Friendly ball
>Portal gun is 2 circles
>Tech x

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>>121694195

>>121694454
I like Tech X

SERIOUSLY

FUCK BUTTON ROOMS

FUCK

THEM

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>>121693757

>>121694516
*Curse of unknown

>>121694195
What am I looking at here?

>>121694747
Brimstone + Ludo = Flying laser circle of fuck

>>121694195
Enjoy that unavoidable damage from door barrels.

>>121694454
Yeah, fuck emud for using simple shapes!
Isaac's head is a circle as well, get some originality!

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Should i pick it?

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>Onan's streak challenge
>Orbiting tears

>>121694915
No.
Mom's knfie sucks against hush.

>>121694915

Only if your tears are trash and you have high range

>>121694915
the fly? yeah

brimstone + mom's knife = garbage

>>121694516
>>121694595
**Curse of the blind

>>121694838
triangle , rectangle , exagon , ovale , square

>>121681489
What's fun about Angel statues?

>>121694987
>no items

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>first time fighting Hush
>defeat first phase
>"well that wasn't so bad"
>mfw second phase

>>121694937
Fuck Onan's Streak, seriously. All items that are good in it are absolutely awful to actually fight.

>Yay, very precisely, slow firing super damage tears
>room full of swarm flies

Best item in it is, again, the fucking Incubus because at least HIS shots don't cause you damage. Oh, and Technology 2, because you technically don't "fire" that.

I've just finished my first ever Lilith run. I played Greed Mode.
The first item in the golden treasure room was a 20/20.
That felt good. That one item basically turned my run into a pre-nerf Lilith experience.

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>tfw still no anti-gravity and knife synergy
>tfw still no Za Warudo

;_;

>>121695175
Or Ludo

>>121695503
Didn't dare to pick that up. Does it actually NOT cause you perma-damage? Then again, Ludo without Brimstone / Technology is actually pretty shit, especially against fast crap.

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>>121695175
>first Onan's Streak run
>Get ???'s only friend
>Get a Succubus
>Get BFFs
>mfw don't even have to fire a tear for things to die.

>>121695697
Your tear never falls down so it's not a miss

>>121694838
>Enjoy that unavoidable damage from door barrels.
He's in greed mode ya dingo.

>>121695861
The treasure room still spawns in variety, and one variety has door barrels.

>>121695175
>do onans streak
>1st item is Lusty Blood
>win

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>>121695341
At least I can get this

Is there a MissingHud link for afterbirth?
Can't seem to find it.

>>121696468
not yet

>>121696468
https://github.com/networkMe/missinghud2/releases/tag/v1.3.1

>>121695175
>isaac's heart/rotten baby/tech/ludovico/brimstone/moms knife/pretty much anything that changes your tears
>win

it's so easy to break that challenge, just hold R until you see an item room with a decent drop

>>121696564
wait a second

do you mean you can chose when to have fun by holding R?

I got to call tyrone about this

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Ha ha, really funny, game.

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>>121696892
All fun must stay behind the bars of my epic trolling.

>get to hush with low damage
>can't kill his blue gapers
What's the point of the damage scaling then?

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shit

>>121697272
Press space.

>>121697272
exit and continue

>>121697272
pause, exit, continue

>>121697272
Exit game and continue?

>It'll be adressed in next week's patch

Wanna be about some "bugs" being adressed and thus new content unlocked?

>>121697272
>not liking bob's brain
Literally free damage

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So why is my double shot not working?
Why am I even bothering unlocking the garbage item that is celtic cross?

>>121697707
Tractor beam makes all bullets go in it's straight line. For example: when I had the parasite and the shots split, they continued to go in the blue line instead of sideways.

Celtic cross is good

>>121695697
>item that may either kill me or make the run unlosable
>let's just skip on it for now
Fucking idiot.

>>121691659
I appreciate it, Anon.

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So bible is now a boss drop.

>>121698025
You have Rosary you asshat.

>>121698025
>I'm dumb