Overwatch General /owg/

DOA

>lead charge against a high value terrorist organisation
>wife gets kidnapped, raped and turned into an emotionless jihadi cockslut
>wife comes back but isn't ever satisfied by him
>she slits his throat 2 weeks later

Is there a character with a harder life in OW than Gérard?

>Be B2P
>Cut out underage shits
>Cut out huehue's
>Cut out ruskies

This is a fucking good thing, get a job you literal niggers.

Get your first paycheck and quit if you hate it that badly.

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Why do you guys hate diversity? It means diversity in waifus. It's a good thing.

Personally I think that D.Va being a top professional gamer is far more unrealistic then Mei's weight

Why do you keep making new threads for this train wreck of a general?

Expect nothing but shitposting for the months to come.

MEI IS CUTE

CUTE

>>121520307
Kek

>>121520290
Also it means hackers getting banned can't just make a new account.

>>121520290
If you remove all brs and russians from video games you'll have nobody to play with aka dead game.

>>121520376
Hello welcome to 4chan and also the board /vg/!

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>>121520451
TUMBLRINA FAT


FAT

>>121520290
this

>inb4 b-b-but DLC
>implying the DLC isn't more expensive and aggressive in F2P

Reminder Mei has a cute in game model and is qt as fuck.

Reminder she has the best CC kit shown thus far with good damage and health.

Reminder she is mine.

Evolve 2.0 : Blizzurd edition

Characters promoting unhealthy behavior:

1. Roadhog (Morbid Obesity)
2. McCree (Chain Smoking)
3. Zarya (Anabolic Steroids)

Characters not promoting unhealthy behavior but being complained about:

1. Mei

>>121520507
>He actually thinks Russians make up the majority of players on NA servers
lmao

>>121520307
>Starcraft pro
>Pilots her mech with joysticks
>Does a finger gun emote

I'm getting mixed messages here. Is she just a Starcraft pro or some savant at all video games?

>>121520290
>buying badquake, badtf2, badUT
topkuck

>>121520451
I don't think she's fat, but she DOES have a round face and I don't like that in Chinese girls

REMINDER THAT IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD A $40 GAME YOU SHOULD GET A JOB

>>121520307

Yep I've never heard/seen a top SC2 player who happens to be a female. Top player in the world too.

>>121520138
>>121520290
In some countries, even for people WITH jobs, 40$ for a game is unacceptably high. You would have to save your money for months to afford a one time spending of this much.
Also why is $=€ but ≠£. Also why isn't there retail editions which has price aligned to the value of the game in the target country? For example when I bought a 60$ Steam priced game like 6 years ago it costed only 30$ in retail. And it registered as a Steam game and was a full copy, just the price was matching the economical situation of the target Country.

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>>121520451
She's adorable.

>>121520451

>liking fatties

Concerned Kek

>>121520654
If this was Evolve 2.0 they would be announcing heroes you can only get by prepuchasing the game and still not have released a screen shot or trailer for the game yet

>>121520670
>he actually cares about worst region on earth NA
lmao, dont you have that new cod to play, kiddie?

>>121520513
Keep being mad.
As in, you're so goddamn paranoid about 'The SJWs' you're seeing them everywhere.

>>121520307
except there are more female pro sc2 gamers than there are fat female soldiers

>>121520658
I don't see why any of that shit matters anyway.

It's a cartoony ass fucking videogame.

>>121520804
>only liking girls under 120 lbs
Lmaoo

>>121520768
>This is what people are calling some horribly unhealthy super obese landwhale

I don't get it. Is that just a flattering angle or something? Does she take off the coat and just spill out or something?

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>>121520768
I want to dick that ice hole.

Its starting

http://goodgame.ru/channel/Ulqi/

>>121520654
I don't see any season hunting pass with heroes you either unlock by preordering or by paying $15 after launch

>>121520856
the joke went over your head
as in, you didn't understand the meaning behind the post that you replied to

fyi

>>121520768
LOOK AT THAT FAT FUCK WITH HER GREASY DOUBLE CHIN AND HUGE GUT

>>121520925

>Not liking fatties means you like skinny girls

You argue like a tumblrina, get the fuck out

>>121520679
Eh, Mei actually legit reminds me a bit of my ex ;_:, so I may be biased.

>>121520804
You get better T&A that way.

BETA
ACCESS

>>121520856
It still amazes me that the Evolve devs/producers actually thought they weren't doing anything wrong.

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This is the first blizzard game I followed since mid 2000s, so I never really experienced the modern blizzdrone online.

Last few days changed that, pic related.

>>121521070
>You get better T&A that way.

No, you get more of it. It could be leagues worse than a nice toned butt and perky rack, but there's definitely more of it.

>>121520513
>>121520513
>>121520513

Holy fuck WHY

WHY

IT LOOKED SO MUCH BETTER

FUCKING TUMBLR

>>121520938
They're going off the thick thighs, even though her neck says otherwise
It's not strange for fat to deposit in the lower half in females at all. She's chubby at best
These mongoloids have either never seen a woman in their entire life or are fat fucks themselves

>>121520969
No!!! You fucking tricked me!!!! God, fuck you!

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>people think mei is fat
>she is a mountaineer explorer who focuses on heavy tundra and -40 environments
>has a gun that can freeze human beings at an extreme pace

If you didnt dress in layers as thick as that your hand and body would freeze from extended use of that thing.

My only problem with her design is she doesnt have fucking goggles.

>I'm fine paying 40$ for a game with all content available.

>I'm not fine paying 40$ for a game with content behind paywalls.

Couldn't care less about shitty cosmetics.

>>121520658
4. Tracer (getting fucked up in an experiment) (*)
5. Mercy (unhealthy obsession of charity)
6. Junk rat (total violation of Osha and pyrotech ethics)

(*) this is what makes her extremely cute and loveable though... you can't straight ahead kiss or fuck her because you would have to make sure that the act does not destabilize her from reality
So every moment you touch or kiss or hug her you gamble the risk of losing her for weeks or months. You have to take every step slow and enjoy the most out of every moment.
>the thought of this makes me soooooo hard

>>121521196
Look at that fat sack of shit, I be she has caked on dorito dust under her gloves, fat shit

>>121521282
I wish she had a winter-y hat.

>>121521256
It looked like a skin for Tracer

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Someone put Mei's face on this.

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>>121520938
She has big thighs. She's overweight no doubt, but I wouldn't call her obese. She makes me want to cuddle.

>>121521256
>IT LOOKED SO MUCH BETTER

It's literally just an outline

>>121521256
>IT LOOKED SO MUCH BETTER

you can't even fucking see anything

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>>121521196
More visible. Tracer is a fucking pig with a huge hat neck.

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>>121521372
What the fuck am I reading?

>>121521574
imagine an outline hero that can slide under walls and through tight space slike fuck

>>121521256
L O W T E S T
O
W
T
E
S
T

So is the release in June?

I just now got to see two seconds of mecha chick on Twitch, she looks awesome as fuck

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>>121520768
I want to hug her.
She reminds me of my ex.

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>>121521535
I want to lay my head on those thighs.

>this annoying blonde girl

is this the average American woman, Muribros?

>>121521643
Theme of the thread is fucked up fetishes I think.

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> yfw Mei and Zenyatta become canon bff's

>>121521890
Between January and June, June 21st is specified since its the last day of fiscal Spring

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>40$ base game + cash shop
>possible DLC if goys will be good enough

game will die in 2 months and become hots 2.0

>>121521890
June at the latest. Could be earlier.

>>121520658

being fat/obese isnt unhealthy?

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>>121521903
Tracer reminds me of mine.

>>121521535
>pink hair on one
>thick dark glasses on the other

they literally just split up the tumblrina uniform
tumblr lesbians love this game

>>121521903
it's okay bro. Everything is going to be alright.

>>121521890
sometime in spring, they just give the last day of spring as a placeholder. similar to how games with no release dates usually have placeholder dates of December 31st that year

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>Blizzard, renowned developer of core PC games, transitions into casual games development.
>Decides to make an FPS game in which aiming and movement skills are irrelevant.
>Caters to their 0.03% female demographic.
>Releases the game for $40 in a climate dominated by free-to-play games with much larger playerbases.
>Their playerbase is glad about all of these things, and in fact aggressively works to shill for Blizzard's sake, even pretending to be attracted to the morbidly obese tumblr character.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVSRm80WzZk

>>121521903
Mine too.

>>121522010
>Zenyatta
>best friends with anyone except Winston and Bastion
GET THE FUCK OUT SHIPPING SCUM

>>121522010
It can't be, since it's canon Zenyatta and Genji that are BFFs.

I demand a Catherine the great styled hero, or Jeanne d'Arc

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>>121520513
>mfw the previous mei was probably an adorable snow angel and they replaced her with a tumblr whale because some affirmative action hire they put in management, since she cant program, had a few 'creative changes'

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ITT: Fat neckbeards complaining about a virtual character being fat.

About to take a huge fucking shitpost.... everybody get the fuck out!

>>121522229
>zenyatta constantly trying to calm down Genji when he goes on Grey Fox-tier rants about his brother and pain
I need it
I NEED IT

>>121522169
We can only fight the shill by not preordering, too bad blizzdrones are eating shit out of blizzards hands if they get the chance.

>>121522097
She's not obese.

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>>121522330
Reminds me of fat legbeards complaining about a virtual character not being fat.

They're two sides of the same retarded coin.

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>>121522169
>Twilight Zone
No amigo, it's real life!
Also, I'm getting the Origins version next week. I have to pay for Fallout 4 this week.

>The attack on the Australian omnium's fusion core forever altered the landscape of the Outback. After the detonation, the area was transformed into a harsh, irradiated wasteland, littered with debris and the twisted fragments of the ruined facility, and unlivable to most.

Wait they literally turned Australia into Mad Max while the rest of the world is fine?
Perfect.

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These threads give off such a 'damage control'-ish vibe these days. Feels like reddit, where everyone's blind to everything's flaws and only wants to talk positivity.

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>>121522330
>>121522475

nice try tumblr

>>121522601
>implying australia isnt already madmax

have you even HEARD of dropbears?

>>121522595
Abandon Origins, just buy Fallout twice.

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Holy fuck...

>>121519997
This stream going to show the Overwatch panel too?

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>>121522169
>Blizzard, renowned developer of core PC games
>Decides to make an FPS game in a market dominated by retail releases
>Releases the full game for $40, less money than any retail Blizzard game has been before at launch
>Backlash from the casual MOBA freeloader crowd that claims they're "core PC gamers"
lamo

>bob ross is done

how am I supposed to chill the fuck out about not being in the beta now

>>121522715
I was going to give up on Overwatch, but Mei got my money.

>>121522715
>implying OW won't be out before bethesda patches FO4 into a playable state

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>>121522475

>Reminds me of fat legbeards complaining about a virtual character not being fat.
>They're two sides of the same retarded coin.

No they aren't. If group A wants something that is beautiful, healthy and good, and group B wants something that is repulsive, unhealthy and shit, Group A should be favored.

Especially when Group B is 0.03% of the playerbase, tumblr.

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>post yfw you first heard Genji's voice over

i thought anna prosser was supposed to be hot. she looks like someone aunt

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>>121521493
Could have done better but here you go

>>121522169
>no rod serling narration
go away

Yo, I never got any sort of email or code, but I checked the Overwatch listing on my Battle.net and I found an update that was paused. I resumed it and it's downloading the game.
Did I just get in or is it just going to tell me that I can't play once it finished downloading?

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what le fug is wrong with chubfus

>>121522786
brehs

my penis wouldn't even satisfy that.

>>121522715
Fuck off, Todd. Nobody wants Battlecry.

>>121522315
welcome to 2016, year of diversity and female MC

HAHA GAMORGATERS GET FUCKED

NEW CHARACTER IS CHUBBY AND CUTE AND THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING YOU FAT PATHETIC NECKBEARDS CAN DO ABOUT IT

>>121522169
you should see how bad the wow general addicts have gotten. some people will literally defend anything.

how the FUCK do i get into the beta

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>>121522925

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Saw the trailer, hyped as fuck, and then I realized what it all means. $40-$60 for the game, depending on what you want. I'd pay $60 because I want the Bastion skin. And then paid, playerbase-splitting map packs. And then exclusive Overwatch skins for BlizzCons, DirecTV events, pre-orders of unrelated products, Collector's Editions, miscellaneous promos, etc.

I can't have any faith in Blizzard because WoW has been out for more than 10 years and Blizzard still can't get it through their fucking heads how to fix the server skewing and faction domination issues. Blizzard can't into introspection to realize that sticking to their guns has only made shit worse.

>>121523159
Hook up a webcam to a twitch stream, ask on twitter.

>>121523159
Be a streamer and/or be fucking someone at blizzard

>>121523159
Opt in on your account. Hope you get in.

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>>121521493

>>121523271
>And then paid, playerbase-splitting map packs.
But that's wrong.

>>121522715

> he fell for the Bethesda meme

Congrats on your shitty PC port. :^)

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Westerners prove once again that they have no idea how to control their women and are totally OK with letting them escape the kitchen and enter arenas where they can sabotage male interests.

You will never see a fatass tumblr character in a Japanese game.

>>121523020
HOLY FUCK MY DICK

Name? More? Does she take the dick?

>>121523271
too big to fail mentality

>>121523309
also viewbot etc

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>>121523020
What the fucking fuck

>>121523271
Not to mention the only gametype that comes with it is Payload, you need to pay $10 to unlock Control Point and its maps

>>121523271
>Paid map packs
Blizzard isn't retarded enough to do that.

>>121523368
this isn't working
>>121523280
>>121523309
this might work

god I JUST WANNA PLAY THIS SHIT GAME
BLIZZARD GIVE ME A KEY

>>121521372
>>121521643
You don't want to love everything out of a scientifically unstable girl?
I'm in love with Tracer. I want to travel the worlds with her, bringing cuteness and stability to the land. The most unstable girl stabilising the world while the only thing that keeps her linked to reality is a simple machine...
I want to tenderly love and please her every day I could because every second is a testament to reality and a gamble with which I could lose the girl I love...
I want to rise a big company to fund research about the true origins of my love's condition. I would use the advancements to make sure I can chronological destabilize my enemies so it acts as a weapon so I could finally bring those responsible for her condition to justice.
Yes, ultimately I'm a huge faggot and nothing better than those who made that accident happen but I'd do everything for Tracer.

>>121521961
Ice girl
>not Jaina
Mercy should have been more granny-like
I want my Jaina!

>>121522112
Lucky bastard. Only if it lasted for a while.
I feel sad, condolences.

Two masked heroes with no back story apart from constructive edge.
Remoce masks. Imply back story.
>How do I mystery?
Ffs blizz.

>>121522675
found the cheeto covered fatso obsessing over a waifu because he can't get any irl.

>watching female streamer on twitch playing OW with the new heroes
>she's completely fucking garbage and doesn't understand anything even though she took the time to read the abilities

It hurts, why isn't someone good streaming? Watching this bitch run headlong into Bastion is boring

>>121523398
Xebec says hi.

>>121522315
Blizzard is cruel sometimes.

>>121521196
now compare hips. Mei is fat, deal with it.

>>121523271

desu I'd get it if it were $50, as two dollars per skin seems fair. I don't play any other Blizz game so the other perks are worthless.

what time does overwatch's panel start?

>make pretty decent looking game
>fuck it all up before it even releases
Uhh?

>>121523020
what a psycho

>>121523020
That's actually gross. I thought she was pregnant at first, which is fine, but then she squishes it and blech.

it begins

>>121523620
Now

>>121523271
>getting flustered by skins
m8...

Also i don't think blizzard is retarded enough to make map packs

here we go boys

>>121523271
>And then paid, playerbase-splitting map packs
This is assuming the worst very worst. And seem directly opposite to how they've tried to pretect the integrity of the game so far. If they didn't give a fuck they just would have copied the HotS model directly.

>And then exclusive Overwatch skins for BlizzCons
Yes obviously. Who cares?

ID'S HABBEDING

http://goodgame.ru/channel/Ulqi/

>>121523459
This is a joke post right? Because it sounds believable

>>121523620
Either now or in 15 mins.

>>121523398
Why are you posting my waifu on an Overwatch general?

/owg/, why does everyone hate Turkey? Honest question. I spent a brief time of a history course there, 10 days, and other than fucking insane van drivers, I can say it seemed like a fine and pretty first world country. We spent the bulk of our time in Istanbul with 2 days in Bursa and about a half a day in Iznick, or Nicea, whatever the fuck it's called. Red pill me on Turkish hate.

we're on, boys

>>121523005
Is this actually an isolated case?
No one here ever hear of this?
Can't find shit online.

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GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP WHAT YOURE DOING FOR A SECOND AND READ THIS


The Overwatch panel at Blizzon is starting now. Anyone have a stream?

OVERWATCH PANEL STARTING

THE GREASY FUCKS STOPPED TALKING ABOUT ESPORTS

Panel is about to start

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>>121523548
>Xebec
>mf every time they announce a new series

>>121523378
>>121523470
Even if they don't do paid map packs, which I really feel they would, they don't have the strength of a map-making community. Unless they plan on building that up or they are going to pour money and resources into new maps, the game will be short-lived.

Based on what I see, I can only imagine map packs or an expansion model that will devastate the player base. Blizzard doesn't have the legs or the flexibility as a company to manage things like Valve does. And they'll need to compete with Valve.

>>121523686
>>121523664
>>121523457
L O W T E S T

BETA UPDATE

BETA UPDATE

console holding the game back

>>121520754
>its $70 for the base game in australia
yeah i dont give a single fuck about overwatch anymore

>so the beta, let's talk about that...

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should i?

>>121523815
http://goodgame.ru/channel/Ulqi/

HAPPENING.
HAPPENING.
HAPPENING.

>>121523620
right now
RIGHT NOW

>>121523845
It'll be free maps and heroes with skin store

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OBOAEHEWEGO

>>121523398
Video game girls aren't real. It doesn't matter how pretty chinks draw them, their women still look like complete ass. Even in Overwatch, both chink girls are drawn with big eyes and brown hair.

>Pharah most played
Inc nerfs

>>121523962
Only on PS4.

>>121523845
And I want to make this clear. I'm not some pro-Valve drone. I feel a lot of things that Valve have done over the years have been disreputable or outright despicable. But they control the field.

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>Blizzard announces direct competitor for the game with the fairest F2P system
>it's paid
What are they thinking?

Is the stream skipping for anyone else? This is basically unwatchable.

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>>121523789

>your waifu

Best I can do is grant you joint custody.

So. People from Greenland look asian. Mei works with ice. Yet asian. Why? I thought they loved racist stereot- sorry. Diversity?

>Symmetra is #1 most winningest hero

>Pharrah as most played
>Symetra for a needed win
Pharrah was obvious, but Symetra came out of nowhere

>>121524089
it's fine for me

BROWN GIRLS A BEST CONFIRMED

If your commie stream is buffering/lagging, turn the quality down.

>>121523962
Fuck no

>>121523020
source?

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>>121523398
If only you knew

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Well /owg/, do I even try it?

PHARAH BEST GIRL

SYMMETRA OBJECTIVELY BEST GIRL

EAT SHIT TRACERFAGS

GET FUCKED WIDOWKEKS

IT WAS A DREAM TO FUCK UP OVERWATCH BY BRINGING TO CONSOLES

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you're a delusional retard if you think mei is fat. She's wearing heavy winter gear which gives her a bulky form.

Also why is D'Va's mech have a glass cockpit that isn't fully enclosed?

>>121524071
tf2 did not start f2p.

lol there is literally no saving blizzard

>>121524106
My daki says you get supervised visits.

>overwatch confirmed dumbed down so it can work on consoles in the stream

>METZEN LITERALLY ADMITTING THE GAME IS GIMPED DUE TO CONSOLES
>METZEN LITERALLY ADMITTING THE GAME IS GIMPED DUE TO CONSOLES
>METZEN LITERALLY ADMITTING THE GAME IS GIMPED DUE TO CONSOLES

>>121524071
>TF2
>fairest F2P system
That'd be Dota 2. Playing TF2 F2P involves idling a lot and praying a weapon you want drops out of a hundred different weapons at this point, or grinding for days to craft it.

>game was designed with consoles in mind

consoles main platform confirmed

I am away from a computer.

Let me know if anything happens

>update on the beta
>2 stats no one cares about
so about consoles...

>>121524215
>Collector's Edition comes with a statue of a boring character nobody cares about
No.

>>121523020
more

>>121524235
But it is f2p right now.

>>121524146

Probably because only the people that main her play her

lol consoles and pc matches wont mix, console versions dead.

>>121524071
F2P competitors couldn't killl WoW for over a decade. Overwatch is fine with a flat retail rate.

>outright saying its cazualised for consoles
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU RETARDED NIGGERS

>us californians xD

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>was hyped for Overwatch
>love the waifus
>Mei is now waifu
>that fucking pay model
Sure it will keep out the hues, but at what cost?
They really much think that Blizz name alone is enough to coast them out of the sea of F2P shooters and such.

SHOTS FIRED AT VALVE

DE_DUST IS SHIT

>>121524216
How does any of this prove anything? Tracer is still objectively the best girl, the niggers are trash tier where they belong, the smurf isn't even human

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>Some of you may have thought we made this game on PC and ported it to consoles. Actually, the reverse is true.
>Some of you may have thought we made this game on PC and ported it to consoles. Actually, the reverse is true.
>Some of you may have thought we made this game on PC and ported it to consoles. Actually, the reverse is true.
>Some of you may have thought we made this game on PC and ported it to consoles. Actually, the reverse is true.

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>>121524225
Easy entry I imagine? Looks Landmate inspired.

>>121524368
no, it's s2p, stream to play

or shill to play,iono, both work i guess

russian stream unwatchable for me, any other streams that aren't as laggy?

>>121524382
She's also very good when played correctly, but yes it's the Urgot Effect

>NO CROSS PLATFORMS

BAKA DESU SENPAI. I just wanted to rape some console kids until they went full ahegao and cried to their mommy that they're getting cyberbullied.

>>121524496
>Tbh i don't really see OW even scratching the already-established TF2 with that paywall.

LOL

>>121524542
nice try fa m

>internet is dying
>OW stream is on

kill me now

>>121524089
yeah but I assumed it was my shit connection, I can barely post right now

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CA confirmed for best state in the nation.
Let the salty tears fly you pathetic, non-Californian dirt farmers.

>>121524440
>F2P competitors couldn't killl WoW for over a decade. Overwatch is fine with a flat retail rate.

No. F2P competitors couldn't kill WoW because WoW was established. What Blizzard is doing is rushing headfirst at a solid wall and expected to punch through it without difficulty. If this were a cinematic, you'd pull back to see Blizzard hit the wall, explode, and pieces of them get thrown across the land. The words on their tombstone read "WHO NEEDS A PLAN. WE'RE BLIZZAR-"

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>need to pee
>don't want to miss anything

This is the most pathetic general I've seen, full of children deluded on their pathetic crusade against this tumblr boogeyman and jumping to stupid conclusions for hate's sake. I was under the impression this is what /v/ is for.

For your sake, I hope y'all just trolling

>>121524495
>that fucking pay model
Pay less than full retail, get the whole game. What a revolutionary new level of Jew. I wish they went the HotS F2P route and filled it with microtransactions.

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ebin

if the consoles are separate why dont they remove all the auto aim bullshit for the pc version

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Better crop.

>>121524562
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/dgtoon-time

So, if you prepurchase the game, do you get beta access? If not, then what's the point?

>>121524280
or you could do achievements and unlock them that way
besides stock > unlocks most of the time

>>121524520
>Symmetra literally has the highest win rate
>T-THAT DOESN'T PROVE ANYTHING. SHE'S SH-SHIT

Tracerfags on suicide watch

>>121524446
>closed beta
>but we don't want you to play

>People start making Esport teams
>Jeff "Just fuck my game up" Kaplan tells people to calm down with esport teams.

>Don't communicate at all

>Pre-order with no beta access

>Tell people he doesn't know what direction the game will take
>But it'll come out in 6 months ;^)

>Game is dumbed down to pander to console.

Honestly he's just trying to sabotage his own game at this point.

>>121524682
They arent telling us anything right now, theyre just saying dumb shit hoping to sell as many preorders they can before abandoning the game.

>>121524764
wow, she's stupidly cute

>>121524280
Except the stock weapons are perfectly balanced and playable, with the sidegrade weapons merely changing the playstyle of the character instead of making it stronger.
And you can even craft them, too. It's fair as fuck. DoTA 2 is surprisingly fair, also.

>>121524235
Yes, but it went F2P for a reason. The market has changed.
Tbh i don't really see OW even scratching the already-established TF2 with that paywall.

Blizzard is walking on thin ice here, they'll have to be really delicate to not turn this game into another Wildstar.

found the mei lover

>>121524495
could have been worse
21? heroes for 40$ isn't too bad, they could have fucked us over like they did in HotS

HOL UP *smacks lips*

>>121524787
No. Don't pre-purchase. Just wait.

>>121524726
peace newnigger

TONGUE SMACK
TONGUE SMACK
TONGUE SMACK
TONGUE SMACK
TONGUE SMACK
TONGUE SMACK

>>121524743
Conclusion: Brown waifus, best waifus. As usual.

>>121524495
>Sure it will keep out the hues, but at what cost?
They already announced it'll only cost $40.

HOL UP
smacks lips
What youse tryin' to say is
rolls up sleeves
What you white bois is saying
breathes heavily through gaped teeth
That we niggas can
pulls up pants slowly falling back below the waistline
That we can like get sum
snorts loudly through huge nostrils
Get sum of that you saying that
holds BBC in hands and shakes it twice
Some finna
eats skittles and KFC while having some grape drank
Hol up so u be sayin is
licks teeth and grins
That this little white gurl hurr
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
smacks lips profusely
SO HOL UP HOL UP

goddam mei's hips

Frost Gal seems really odd and like she's mostly just going to Annivia her team over and over while also dying constantly as he attempts to snare people that beat her at close range

And it's very clear from what little I saw of twitch feeds at Blizzcon that Grey Fox is going to wreck everyone that can't headshot him when his deflect isn't available

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> dat Mei tee concept art

muh dick

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holy shit HIOLY SHIT

>>121524949
HOR UP *smacks rips*

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MUH DICK

>them curves
O-oh jeez

ICE TITS.

Mei is not even fat she is little chubby.

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Mei is cute, cute!

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>that thick Mei without parka
Fuck, my dick.

>>121524792
Oh im sry, im just over here looking at the box art, oh, whos that on every single front cover?

>>121525007
CUTE
U
T
E

DIBS ON MEI! SHE'S CUTE! CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!

>>121525007
/vg/ STUMPED
STUMPED
STUMPED
T
U
M
P
E
D

>>121525007
>incredible hourglass figure
jesus fucking christ diamonds nigga

BIG FROZEN TITS

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damn

>>121524792
All that proves is that she needs a nerf. It doesn't change the fact that Symmetra is an ugly curry nigger who is a puppet for some sort of jew corporation. She'll never be cuter than Tracer

>>121524787
You don't get beta access.
Also there's some chance that you'll only get the heroes they've announced so far. In other words, you might have to pay/grind for future heroes IN A B2P GAME.

Just wait.

>>121524893
>Tbh i don't really see OW even scratching the already-established TF2 with that paywall

Probably because you dumbfucks need to get it through your thick skulls that you can't compare overwatch to TF2 at all with much credibility.
Christ

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looks like blizzard is confused about whether shes a fatty tumblr or a dorky busty babe.

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Bitch is cute

C
U
T
E

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h-hey :3

Confirmed not obese, huge fucking tits, slim waist and huge thighs.
GET FUCKED

>>121525045
>>121525046
>>121525054
>>121525076
DAT RACK

I wish I could draw like this dude/team. Imagine all the OC porn

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IVE LOST MY COOL, BUT MY DICK HAS GAINED MY HEAT.

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MEI

>>121525045
>>121525046
>>121525054
>>121525076
>>121525092

>Those retards that said she wasn't fat it was just her clothes

BTFO

EVERYONE HAS PEANUTBUTTER IN THEIR MOUTH

T H I C K

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>>121525007
CHRISTMAS CAKE SCIENCE BOOBS

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tumblr aside, she has some nice tits

>>121525007
never seen that many chins on a chinese girl before

MEI CONFIRMED NOT FAT

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>that chin

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Kneejerk fags BTFO

ICE
TITS

>>121525181
Stop with this shitty bait

>>121525076
LOOK AT THIS FAT MORBIDLY OBESE CUNT FUCK TUMBLR

Mei confirmed to be Velma

MAH DICK
MEI HATERS BTFO

>EVEN MORE UNREALISTIC BODY FIGURE
>SJWS BTFO
>EVEN MORE UNREALISTIC BODY FIGURE
>SJWS BTFO
>EVEN MORE UNREALISTIC BODY FIGURE
>SJWS BTFO
>EVEN MORE UNREALISTIC BODY FIGURE
>SJWS BTFO
>EVEN MORE UNREALISTIC BODY FIGURE
>SJWS BTFO
>EVEN MORE UNREALISTIC BODY FIGURE
>SJWS BTFO
>EVEN MORE UNREALISTIC BODY FIGURE
>SJWS BTFO
>EVEN MORE UNREALISTIC BODY FIGURE
>SJWS BTFO

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>I will never be D.Va

WHY LIVE

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>>121525007
>big titty hourglass figure version of emma emmerich

>>121525268
>rebbit

TUMBLR FUNPOSTERS
BTFO
T
F
O

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>literally a ripped off dump of assets
>expecting anything

I had slight hopes but after todays Kaplan interview, it's obvious even blizz don't believe in the project. They will just cash in on preorders to cover some of the Titan loses and bury it.

can someone bring these guys some water. the lip smacking is triggering me hard

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>>121525220
>all those niggas that were doubting blizz
They're a literal waifu factory.

>>121525181
TF2 class based objective based arena shooter.
Overwatch class based objective based arena shooter.

Sure, totally different styles of game.

>>121525007
>>121525045
>>121525046
>>121525054
>>121525076
>>121525092
>>121525136
>>121525187
>>121525193
>>121525204
>>121525234
>>121525268
>>121525287
jesus christ chill the fuck out

>>121525007
so many losers gonnaa waifu mei now, i loved her when she was chubby!

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>>121525007
>>121525045
>>121525046
>>121525054
>>121525076
>>121525092
>>121525136
>>121525187
>>121525193
>>121525204
>>121525234
>>121525268
>>121525287
>>121525319

>>121523159
I got in, and I'm just some random college student lel

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>Mei titties

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>>121525181
>Probably because you dumbfucks need to get it through your thick skulls that you can't compare overwatch to TF2 at all with much credibility.
>Christ

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>>121525234
>>121525204
>>121525193

>Porn is being made at this very moment

>>121525386
>SHIT, I CAN'T CALL MEI A TUMBLR CHARACTER ANY MORE. BETTER SHITPOST ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE

First for I TOLD YOU DUMB CUNTS IT WAS THE PARKA
YOU STUPID NIGGERS DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT WOMEN
PATHETIC

>>121525007
Oh wow, looking forward to a skin that doesn't hide those huge tracts of land.

>>121525279
>>121525278
MEI IS SO THICK THAT HER CHUNKY PEANUTBUTTER TITS ARE GUMMING UP THE DEVS MOUTHS

>>121525368
You can be my D.Va.

>>121525386
what did he say ?

>projecting white girl body types onto asian women
blizzard confirmed eurocentric racist inbreds

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>>121525007
>healthy in all the right spots
Muh dick>>

YIKES

IF THERES NO FUCKING BETA ACCESS IM BUYING BO3

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post yfw Mei gets bikini costume

stream laggy as shit

hahaha she has iceblock

>>121525518
:3c

b-but im not a cute asian mech pilot!

>>121525181
Why not? It's clearly a TF2 styled game and made to compete with it directly.

>hurr play characters not classes
Look at the shit they're saying to market the game. It's pretty obvious they want the TF2 crowd and want made the game precisely with that in mind.

>>121525287
>tumblr
no, this will make them turn
they started off with >oh, she's fat like me and has glasses. Also, she's not white.
then suddenly >big ass titties
>great child bearing hipps
>hot as fuck
then they get pissed

>>121525663
>BO3
Why?

>>121525697
and rof

>Ex pro gamer
>female

?????????????

TRANNIE CONFIRMED

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>>121525664

>>121525735
I dont care!

Jesus fuck can this guy stop slurping and smacking so much.

>>121525663
>BO3
The fuck is that

>mobile exosquad korean army

>exosquad

IT SAYS RIGHT THERE

>>121525803

for the same fucking price (at some online retailers) i get more fucking value

>shamelessly ripping off Pacific Rim

>Mobile Exosquad Korean Army
Nigger doesn't even know his own acronyms, it's Mobile Exo-skeleton Korean Arms.

>>121525885
heard it's Todd Howard's new game

>>121525831
Scarlet 2.0

>>121525831
kek

>>121525204
>>121525193
>>121525187
>>121525234

JESUS CHRIST THOSE TITTIES

MEI BEST GIRL CONFIRMED

>>121525885
Blizzard Ops 3, duh

STARCRAFT 6 CONFIRMED BOYS