/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

>>121504152
underage

csgog i...

>>121504378
wew lad

>>121504378
hot

anime bellow everything else

why can't I play this game sober

ARE YOU KIDDING MEME? THEY FIXED THE NO TEXT THING

>>121504378
thats borderline beastiality

>>121504792
what thing

>>121505125
just hold control+s down and you could send a blank post

>>121505325

i have 81 hours of csgo played and 54 MM wins

my winrate must be pretty good

>>121502380
my avg. game length in last 8 is 35min

>42 kills
>lose
why do i play at 2am

>be playing csgo
>watching long doors from pit
>aim directly in the center of the head
>miss because RNG
what a great and competitive game

>>121505868
>be bad
>don't see the problem with rng because more often than not i get kills when im not aiming on them because of the rng
>tell other people to get good for complaining when rng makes them miss
>be retarded

>>121505325
>>121505657
Wew lad

>>121505694
>>121505868
>>121506093
suBSCRibed :)

>>121506093
>not having the skill and gamesense to account for the RNG and abuse it to your own benefit

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it's a harvey thread

>>121506438
>account for the RNG
>by hoping you get lucky

>>121506438
>implying you can account for the rng
lmao that's why your entire "pro" scene is rampant with cheaters using hacks just so that they can get a consistency of 15-20 frags/game
rofl
dumb gotards

>>121506753
use an aug/ssg and crouch and no excuse

>>121506935
cheats can't counter the RNG though because spread is on server side

why dont u fags use the aug/sg if better first hit accuracy will change ur gameplay so much

>>121506957
yeah man
because that definitely solves the problem huh

wtf there is a LAN going on rn

>>121507532
the jokers from France lead by a Belg are playing

>>121507312
you shouldn't need to use a specific weapon to even partially avoid getting fucked by completely random mechanics that shouldn't exist in the first place.

>tfw shox just missed a crucial kill on fallen because of rng

gotards????

>people bet on >titan instead of FNATICSLAYERS LG

>>121507716
nys retard, go play another game

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>ask for a drop
>get ak/m4 instead of sg aug

cache is lg's worst map by FAR
source: i'm br and watch all of their games on online leagues

what does necking yourself mean?

>>121508052
already am
lmk when the game actually promotes proper positioning without filling the game with rng

>>121508323
>im br
omfg...

scream is such a trash player, makes me baffled to think titan paid 150k to buy him out of g2

>>121508781
DUDE HEADSHOTS LMAO

>>121508781
i will be lol if they bring back maniac to replace him

holy shit does fireden fucking archive anything?

>want to play cs go
>get drunk and can't play or else people will shit talk me

>he will realize he is homo loan
why do we allow these bigots to cast?

>>121508781
seriously ? noooo

>titan getting fucked
>scream toggles
lol

>SCREAM
>C
>R
>E
>A
>M

>missharvey will never put thumbtacs in your dickhole and hammer them in

>>121509472
i will never understand the appeal of any sort of sexual actions involving the urethra

it's not pleasurable

>>121509472
wew lad

>>121509629
google sounding

>>121509741
i'm perfectly aware of sounding as a practice

it gives no pleasure

i hate it when i try to find some good good gay or femdom bdsm porn and then it involves sounding and completely turns me off

>>121509472
>cum on a pic of hers
>post it on twitter
>forget about it for a month
>log back in and try to tweet at her
>blocked

at least she saw it :3

>>121509892
post it

>>121509892
>bragging about sexual assault in the internet
edgy

dignitas or liquid??

VP or conquest?????

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>>121510131

TL

VP

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>>121510024

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post em

>that ex6 deagle
ROFL

I just killed 10 fruit flies in my bathroom.

It feels like I'm living in fucking squalor.

Where did my spiderbros go? I've never needed them more than now.

>>121510196
gross

>>121510310
its my semen dont say that

>>121510279
I put 3 jars of vinegar with holes in my kitchen a while back to get ride of them and caught a fuckton. they literally came out of no where though.

>>121510196
she should feel flattered desu

>>121510553
ty

>>121510131
>>121510181
need more opinions i dont wanna lose money thanks!!!

>titan

shox is a fucking retard tbqh

>>121510053
are you joking

im not that guy but how is that sexual assault

>kekolding

>rlewis: the ultimate kekolding
one of us???

>ultimate kek

>watching cs instead of hs

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I am having a stroke at this very moment after losing $250 on last bet

I am dead fucking serious

I would go get a phone but I'm having a stroke and can't move my legs nor bet my last items on the next match

This will be the last thing I will every type in my life

goodbye /csgog/

>people itt are actually watching mlg.tv stream

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>>121511532
yes lad

What the fuck is this music?

is VP a safe bet?

>>121512041
lol

>>121512350
theyre playing against litereal whos and they havent lost to NA in a while

do i bet on them

>>121512443
lad...

>>121512527
omg dont bully me ok im a gentle soul just tell me should i bet on vp >.<

>>121512443
They don't call them Virtus Throw for nothing

>>121513037
what are some safe bets then

>>121512936
do what you want it's your life

S H O X
H
O
X

Navi you visit CIS scum! Wtf was that!? They better crush them in the next 2 maps.

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guys pls help me make money what the h*ck do i bet on

>>121513713
>>121513178
There are no safe bets.

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>>121513713

>>121513623
I want to watch that game because Guardian, but the caster is so bad...

>>121513178
No bet is safe but the safest bet right now I reckon would be Liquid vs Dig

Dignitas fucking sucks but if aizy starts carrying them hard they can win

If aizy doesn't have 30+ frags the game is a guaranteed loss for dig

Bet Liquid their performance on LAN has been better anyway

s h o x i e

mouz beat navi on mirage

WTF

I can't fucking stand American casters in CS. I just want to watch this Na'Vi match but these smug fucks have to ruin it with their retardation.

>>121514261

Mute it.

> Hey Navi. How do you like you anti eco rounds?
> JUST...

Welp rip $50.

>>121514841
Pansey <3

>>121514841
neck yourself

shoxie literally god mode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzdQ5qqFfQ8

>>121515112
>>121515112
>>121515112
>>121515112
>>121515112

shoxie wtf

Shox the new KennyS?

>>121515548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw9J_7EPGV8

rpk is gonna get an ace within the next two rounds.

>could've fallen apart

really?

>>121515983
*tips fedora*

back to reddit with you

>>121515004

NAVI WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! STOP! YOU'RE BETTER THEN MOUSE!

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST...

scream has $1500 and he doesn't even buy nades...

wtf?

BOB ROSS FINALE IS IN 8 MINUTES
AND YOU'RE SITTING HERE WATCHING CS?
THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

What happened to fallen?

After LG beat fnatic he straight up sucks now.

>>121516960
Who the fuck is Bob Ross?

>>121516578

> Shit V getting eco'd again at the worst possible time in the map.

>>121516960
you better be joking m8

>>121517142
I'M SO SORRY YOU'VE MISSED OUT ON THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN YOUR WHOLE LIFE.

twitch dot tv/bobross

>>121517551
It's just some guy painting. Is this literally it?

>>121517551
>>121516960
hello bestmemes.com

>When you don't believe the meme anymore and change back to the 1s and realize it is still the better m4

>>121515026
>hates NA casters
>must mean they love that pansy fuck

Semmler and Moses are the only good NA casters

>>121518508
the lower firing rate makes it easier to control the recoil, everyone that switched is a redditor

>>121518658
I switched and somehow I can land a headshot on the first shot literally 99% of the time. Never EVER switching back, unless Valve change it again.

> Navi lose to an anti eco AGAIN!

Just throw my money away pls! Its not like you're the much better team. Its not like you completely choked on the first map. Its not like it takes a week or two to gain $50 on csgl.

Fuck you you Russian and Ukrainian faggots! Second place was a complete fluke last week.

>>121519229
Love how mad people get when they lose skins.

Damn it feels good.

that niko rape train

#thankyoubob

the light in my world has gone out

#THANKYOUBOB

rip bob

i teared up

wtf bob ross has been painting for like a week doesn't he have to sleep?

did twitch bring bob ross back from the dead

S T E V E
T
E
V
E

>>121521836
he's been sleeping for 20 years and 4 months

>>121521990
coma?

#thankyoubob

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>>121522121

>>121522280
who is this? i thought bob ross didn't wear glasses and looked more friendly

>people think liquid are the best in na
the only reason people refused to scrim torqued when they were prac'ing for fragadelpha on stream is because people would see that all the "top" na teams would lose to a team with m0e, a2z (who was awful when he started csgo, but was p good in 1.6 t b h) and three players that were competitively inactive for almost a year

https://gyazo.com/000ae9bd9d8c11e963f97661c867b5cd

rofl

>>121523997
nice virus

>>121523279
Clg scrimmed with them all the time

>>121524301
only clg

overwatch t

>NA CS

did the vp lineup change?

i can't stand misled

adren so bad rofl

>>121525707
he's the sole reason i don't watch mlg streams

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>two month break from csgo
>come back and top frag first game
>no warm up

How are people so shit at this game I can't understand.

>>121526318
That always happens after you come back.

First game back after 3 months and I got 47 frags and ranked up to global. Struggled to maintain supreme before my break.

>>121526508
But how? I changed nothing about my settings, my mental state has worsened and yet I have no problem doing well in the game.

>>121526860
I think it's to do with you coming back with a new mind. You haven't fallen back into your bad habits yet.

lol@ those who called stanislaw online

>>121526860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJOjDEGKuT4&ab_channel=Lo3

>>121527867
Who is this nobody?

Why should I listen to him?

>>121528023
Form your own opinions you lazy fuck.

>>121528154
Okay buddy, I'll disregard that video then.

> Hey guys lets take outer completely dry
> Wow we got Rekt. Lets do it 8 more times
> Hey guys we keep dying with no trades outer
> Let's keep doing it until we lose the map

Shit'quid everyone.

>>121528229
>implying i care if you don't watch a video that is meant to give insight

>>121528489
>implying you don't

You wouldn't have replied if you didn't care.

>>121528878
>replying means you care lol
nah m8. just pointing out that you're not harming anyone but yourself in the long run.

>>121529026
Obviously harming you since you keep showing your butthurt in these replies lad

>>121529175
my ass is so sore from the pounding you're giving me anon

>>121528489
>>121528878
>>121529026
>>121529175
>>121529598
neck yourselves

>>121529852
take your own advice

>>121529598
Hey, at least you admitted it.

fatko comeback

>>121529598
>tfw no one to pound my boyhole and cum inside

The commentators in the VP game are so clueless.

5 good for inferno t? l m a o

conquest literally raping VP on inferno (VP won train)

>>121530565
VP know they won. They're just fucking around with deagles and shit.

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>the year of our lord (pbuh) 1437
>people still queue for inferno

>>121530904
fuck off nigger

> Liquid stacks A site
> Still cant get a single frag

What the actually fuck.

>>121531350
>premium American team can't beat a 4th rate EU team of young up and comers

hmmm, seems about right.

>>121531350
Sloppy cs from both sides desu, good thing I enjoy watching Hiko get rekt

weeder here :~) can i get some positive vibes in the chat?

>>121531928
1g

>>121531928
>weed
pleb drug smdh

>>121532054
mushrooms amirite or amirite

>>121531928
Why do people watch non-pro streams? To be entertained? fucking lmao

>the anti-eco meme again

gotards............

>conquest is a better team than Reddit9

xD

>>121532587
what logic brought you to that result? because it sure as fuck is wrong

>>121532825
they're beating VP

>>121533000
c9 beat fnatic
does that make c9 better than fnatic?

>>121533130
>whitenighting c9

hey reddit

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>tfw someone removes you from their friend list

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>>121533240
>ignoring the argument

>>121533470
SHUT UP REDDIT

>>121533420
>tfw you're so anti-social that you feel good when that happens

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>It's like he knew I was there!

How many wins do you need to rank up typically?

>pimp

Like a fucking shooting gallery, nice going Liquid.

>>121534008
1

you win and then you rank up. It's not 100% though.

MSL
S
L

heliumbrella is legitmately the worst caster i've ever heard
online matches he was passable as in I didn't have to mute him, but jesus christ he his shit now
sabo knows pretty much nothing about the game, i remember watching him cast a game and he didn't know who moe was
misled only has a job because le radio voice, but his play-by-play is at least bearable

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>the best NA team can't beat tier 2 EU team

>>121534258
flusha is 21 but he looks like he's 31.

What gives?

>>121534258
>have hiko (best player in the world)
>still lose

shit game desu mi famiglia

>>121534527
>looks like he's 31.
no, he really doesn't

>>121530904
it's swt, not pbuh

>>121534686
no, he really does, retard

>>121534185
launders is the only good caster

>>121534842
no

he doesn't look older than his age

sure, he is fat but he doesn't look that old

RIP Conquest

>casters saying VP doesn't want to play these buffoons on cobble

lel

>>121534967
He does though.

>>121534818
you what?

how'd conquest end up in OT from leading 15-9 on inferno ct side

>>121535274
VP let them :^)

What do you think all those deagle buys were for?

you know your shit when pasha looks like a good awper against u

>>121536153
lmao

Get your LOL on at reddit.com/r/globaloffensive/

>>121536153
u know your shit at grammar when u type like this

>>121536270
>puttin effort to grammer in 4chän

>>121536375
>everyone should be as retarded as me

wew lad

>>121536375
neck you're self

its too easy getting (You)'s outside of csgog desu

>>121536486
na if ur a turbonerd that cares about spellin here then u do u but no need to get upity about ppl who dont ok ?

>papa memeceps

@121536564
true desu

>>121536608
>everyone should be as retarded as me

wew lad

kek slavs

>>121536708
it's not wew lad it's wrinkle face

>>121536887
>americans

my fucking god misled probably the worst caster

>casters appropriating luminosity as an NA team

wow

>>121537546
he's the play by play caster right? if that's him then he has literally nothing whatsoever going for him aside the forced as fuck "sports caster" voice

>>121537687
yeah, he's been casting for like 2 years no excuse

>>121537672
Probably just a mistake since they were less than a year ago.

>>121537769
he doesn't need an excuse. he gets paid by the retards at mlg. probably good money too, so there's no reason for him to change.

>>121537546
>>121537687
>>121537769
also he dresses like a lol casting hipster wearing cardigans and shit

why is NA so devoid of casters? I saw lex cast a game on esea a few weeks ago, he was fucking awesome, had ridiculous amounts of knowledge
I'm sure there's some ex-pro/current-pro that would love the extra money
hell i think an esea main player could provide better analysis

>clutch 3 kills at end of round while bomb is ticking
>teammates start screaming to pick up a kit
>no kit anywhere and bomb explodes
I could have defused it if I just tried to defuse instead of looking for a kit

>>121538397
don't listen to team mates noob

>>121538302

> Sadokist and Moses arn't NA

Get a load of the guy.

>>121538673
yeah and they are both really good

>>121539283
fuck off /g/ and take ur shit jokes with u

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>Thorin is pro-GamerGate

Our boi status revoked.

Kiddingme is our new boi.

>>121539283
neck yourself you braindead mongoloid

>>121538302
Agreed, I like when NA pros get to cast in majors and shit like that. They speak good english without a bad foreign accent and actually know the fucking game. Unlike Misled and Flannigan who I've seen play and are awful at the game.

>>121539616
I thought it was General Anders

>mess up one round
>premades kick me
Remind me again why any more than duo queuing is allowed in competitive? Or at least why groups get their individual votes?

Are you supporting da bois ddk, james, reece and those other two nerds?

>>121540418
I know that feel. Usually I just mute them all and play as if I'm already getting kicked.

>>121540418
because the game shouldn't cater to lonely autists like you? who the fuck solo queues in csgo, it's 2015 jfc

Someone bought alot of peet

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>>121542615

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>open 10 cases
>9 blues, 1 purple, no stattraks

>>121542804
Wtf lol

>>121542995
ha

>>121542995
>open up some cases
>stattrak bayonet doppler
>sell for fade butterfly and some nice skines
was a good day desu

>>121542995
GC pic = you deserved it

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I have 50 (fifty) united states dollars here, which csgo girl streamer do I donate to

>>121541870
if you can't solo queue to global in under 100 wins im sorry pal but you're shit and are just welfare rank

>>121543671
i don't see what this has to do with the issue in hand

give me a fresh account and i can solo q to global in like 30 wins if not less

playing solo is still fucking shit and annoying. the only reason to play solo is because you don't have people to play with

>>121543583
Our girl issashine

Anyone have the new ss rival 100?

>>121534818
>jw key
>skines

>>121544469
>issashine
>9 followers
>twitch tv/issashine/profile/followers

which one of the anime profile pictures are you?

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fraggot

>>121546873
zed- posted this BTWttt

>>121545452
prolly not

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>>121542995
>open 10 cases
>get BS awp asiimov
>break even with 9 blue skins extra

just got to mg2, feel pretty good about myself desu

>>121548891
you shouldn't

our guy dazed was just singing along to hotline bling

>>121549869
>following an irrelevant toxic shitter who disrespected the entire scene and ruined NA's chance at gitting gud by peer pressuring swag into wrongdoing
neck yourself

>>121550296
neck yourself semm-cu_ck

>>121550396
>not liking based semmler
pussy boy can't handle the hype he brings to casting?

>>121550473
>liking leddit casters
get out

>>121550564
>implying anders and semmler aren't our guys
fuck off, I bet you like awful casters like DDK and that black guy

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>>121550656

>>121549487
at what rank can i finally be proud

>>121550703
>le anime negro face xD
nice one
>>>/r/eddit is that-a-way

>>121550738
Global Elite

>>121550795
s.m.h....................................

>>121550296
weak bait t/b/h f/a/m hes alright honestly

anyone betting on these staff games? :^)

>Lose 5 games in a row, go positive in each one
>Derank to LEM
>Top frag 3 games in a row yet lose each one

EIGHT (8) GAMES IN A FUCKING ROW

def af tbqhwyf

>>121554730
>I save instead of trying to kill the last two people even though our economy is fine. Muh k/d
>still lose
>derank
>bait team and get kills
>still lose
ummmm gotards?

>guy on team screaming at me to communicate when I don't see anything
>tells me to shut up when I do call something

why did dazed move to texas?

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>be me, finally that sweet sweet DMG

>friend who is MGE asks to play

>what could go wrong? I haven't played with him in ages and I'm sure he's competent being MGE, not that big of a gap.

>load into game

>he afks first round

>no mic

>game ends and we lose as he goes 2-20

>SWEATING.JPG

>still DMG, my mmr is probably pretty high because of my win streak. I'll play one more if he gets his mic.

>He says he got his mic

>get into game

>says literally nothing all game

>goes 1-10 then leaves

>MGE


I think I'm going to commit real murder.

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>tfw your friends who were new at the game reaches your rank
>that great feeling of being better than them now gone
>nothing to show off in game anymore

>>121508186
Nothing wrong with any gun.

>>121557523
You remind me of a quarterback, that shit is all in the past

>>121557765
>Friend who introduced me at the game is LE
>I start at double AK, get to LE within a month
>In another month I'm supreme
>He's still LE

He stopped playing with me and tries to shame me in front of mutual friends by calling me a hacker and asks me where I got them through steam chat

He's trash.

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So how many of you actually play this game, rather than watching other people play?

hey add me up for some gaming my senpaitachi

http://steamcommunity.com/id/dezlyyyy

>>121560627
loc/rank?

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>>121542995
>Try my luck with case opening simulator
>Decent results
>Spend money and try to open real cases
>All blues

>>121560798
west na lem

>>121557523
post a pic of the scoreboard with him 2-20 I literally dont believe you

>>121560010
I only watch people play when its a large tournament

twitch streamers are friend simulators for losers

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Any richfags got a spare ak47?

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=241035400

>dust 2 mm
>we have literally 3 people playing b
>they cant hold b and the ts are taking it every round
>I have to retake b against 4 ts and never get any kills
>the people on b get kills even though they fucking suck
>bottom fragging because of this
>get kicked
gotards?

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>>121562572
but that's not retaking B. 5-stack if they're doing it EVERY round, rofl.

>>121562572
just save and go for exits

>>121562572
>not smoking off doors and nova tuns

try something new every round, don't be stale

how long does it take for csgolounge to reload your inventory? i wanna bet this scout i traded for yesterday but its not showing up

also reccomend me some bets

>>121565064
when I saved they started screaming idiot noob and it was the first time they started a votekick against me

>>121565223
>>>/sp/

>>121565293
what

>>121565363
ur gay

>>121565412
what the H*CK???

please answer my question >:(

>>121565585
neck yourself lol

>>121565619
lol nice
>>121565585
fuck ya

Just got supreme.

The higher in rank I get, the less respect I have for the whole MM rankings.

Feels like everyone in their mummy is global eleet.

>>121565706
nobody cares

do you have any idea how often this is posted here

literally nobody cares, we all know

next youre going to discover how many cheaters there are at ge and you'll be like >:(

>>121565619
>>121565676
oh my fr*cking god why are u guys so mean to me :(

>>121565789
u mad?

>>121565884
de_stroyed LOL

>>121565884
https://twitter.com/ixmike88/status/657640131596283904

How the fuck do you make money in this stupid game? I never cared for skins untill now so i have like 1$ worth of skins. How do I make more skins/more money from that?

>>121566412
its a videogame you dont make money you play it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_game

>>121566475
Why do people like phantoml0rd spend all day gambling and opening cases then?

>>121566624
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_addiction_disorder#Online_gambling_addiction

Did Thorin just BTFO more SJWs and dumblers than 4chan did in 4 years?

>>121566706
He still has more money than you and me combined from pixels in a video game though.

>>121566770
and all of his income comes from stream revenue, donations, and sponsorships

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>>121560627
first for dezly is cutest motherfucker

>>121566826
Yeah and people watch him cause he does big dick gambling with his big dick skins.

>>121566936
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_addiction_disorder#Online_gambling_addiction

>>121566841
do you wanna be my bf(best friend) add me up my f@m

http://steamcommunity.com/id/dezlyyyy

>>121566960
retard i will kill you in real life you bitch you better watch out

give me free skins or else

>>121567184
>>121566960
>>121567010
neck yourselves

>>121567764
neck yourself

>>121567764
>>121567808
neck me senpaitachi

any 1 watching any good extralife strums

>>121567896
neck yourself

What's up with csgolounge?

I just get to some openID shit

>>121568845
neck yourself

I got 96 won competitive matches and I just got MG1.
Am I beyond saving?

>>121569208
I suck donkey balls at this game and I'm LEM.

I'm literally the worst player in my team, whoever I play with.

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>>121567010
I already am~

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>>121508186

>stealing my meme

>>121559320
You made this up, to impress strangers on an internet board, you're pathetic...

>>121569287
I know that feel. That is why I don't want to play with people from here. I'm worried I'll play shit and be bullied

>>121569287
being overranked is the worst, its worse than being underranked by a lot

your team constantly resents you and gives you shit and you know theyre right

>be fat
>be pro

gotard

>>121570253
neck yourself

It is the weekend, where are all the children, why is my solo queue so long?

>>121570253
>be semphis

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198062666954/

need +1 eu to play with some friends im LEM just add me

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I DID IT LADS
I HAVE UNITED THE RUSKIES AND THE POLAKS AND BROUGHT US VICTORY
AND ENDED THE AGGRESSIVE BANTER
3-12 TO 16-13

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>mfw dumb russian kills me and receives 7 day cooldown

>your win: 0.30€
>get 2 polar mesh novas worth 0.02 each

????????

>>121573005
bet shit get shit f@m

>Play dust2 on smurf
>Use mag7/ xm1014 and nova whole game
>get 28 kills 12 deaths
>other team gets so butthurt, 2 leave and get 24hr bans

shotties are so op holy shit

>>121573769
nice le epic smurf xD

>>121573846
Smurfing and using shotties is the ultimate meme

>There will never be CTF or VIP gamemodes
might as well kms rn

Why is it so rare to find cutie anime girls on my team?

Most people are ugly russian fucks with nasty voices, ew..

>>121574546
you have to be low rank and queue for nuke

>>121572757
im not a slav shitter but when I get my 7 day cooldown I just chill out with some face it games :)

>>121574546
cute girls have armies of desperate loser white knights such as yourself that carry them and they always play in a 5 stack

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What pattern is this? Angel and Diamond?