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Previous Thread: >>121460101
what? I see two heroes shackled in that icon, treant and furion
REMINDER THAT N0TAIL WILL WIN TI6 WITH MEEPO.
>no meepo comsetic with aghs as weapon
WHAT THE FUCK DOTARDS ?
Nobody you could be talking about would benefit unless your definition of "jungle hero" includes either of:
a) a hero who isn't actually a fucking jungle hero and only goes in after a certain game point to accelerate farm, like Anti Mage
b) a hero who can SURVIVE the jungle (literally every hero in the game) but is actually much faster and overall better for his team in a fucking lane you goddamn shitter
desu senpai I've always secretly wondered if he really is my Dad because my brother and him are nearly identical and I look nothing like them
Today's tier 1 is next year's tier 3 and vice versa
Most of today's EGdrone redditors don't remember they were a laughing stock for a long time.
"I only watch tier 1 teams/majors" is cancer
Hey Lyralei, I know your fantasy is getting slammed by five meepos, but can you stop forcing your fantasies in the thread please? no way meepo is going to shove his aghs up your dirty ass.
>qualifies for LANs
good luck with that
alright /d2g/, redpill me on buying Midas in pubs
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering a tent with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. At that point she sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove them one at a time. "Squire, must you pitch another tent so soon?" she says to me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but she kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I happily endulge until my raging boner begins to hurt from pressing so hard against my trousers. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." I do so while she does the same. Then, all of a sudden, I feel an inescapable desire to stand still. "FIGHT ME" she screams as she pushes me to the ground and gets on top of me. It's only now that I notice she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that she won't stop until one of us cums. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
TEAMS YOU LIKE/WATCH/CHEER FOR:
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Helm of the dominator is better
What if lanes produced bosses and sent them to lanes on timer? With some ablities and moderate gold and XP rewards.
Free... reliable gold?
Typically you build it on heroes that really need levels, and as such you aren't missing the early gold too much. Of course though shitters just build it on everything because of the gpm/xpm increase.
PURGE IS STREAMING
They are the best team in the world
(Yes they fuck Secret hard in scrims)
Pretty sure it does if there are no allied heroes around. It's like the intelligence steal on silencer if they die to last word, or if Zeus kills someone across the map if he gets a bloodstone charge.
desu senpai it's more than what other people bring : literally nothing lmao
she's a personality as much as other people are and she kind of deserved to be invited
what makes me mad is that soe is always the follow up "why isn't soe invited" when she hasn't been in the scene in like a year
Would you have rather had me list MVP as a T1 team so you could easily identify my post as an opinion?
Liquid has flaws which will make sure they will never win a LAN:
-unlike every good team, their offlane can not play furion, doom, brood or slardar
-FATA can't play Shadow Fiend, WR or Lina. Being decent on Razor does not make up for this
-don't have a meepo player which is a tactical advantage
>It's literally an easier version of TF2 with every class imbalance still existing, and in fact being played up because of the game's nature
TF2 is still really fucking easy so you may as well play competitive PSTWRPG if that's the kind of experience you want.
>buying into Blizzard shit games
>hurr durr it's better than Dota because it costs money
implying I took the b8
>two people have to play one hero
the fuck are you doing blizzard
What are you even talking about
Overwatch : Origins is 40$, which includes 21 heroes and five skins
Which means there's a version that doesn't include heroes or skins, aka the free version
It's actually going to cost money? I'm in the beta and there's no way I'd pay money to play that shit. Just another stillborn blizzard game.
Icefrog puts you in charge of making Lotus Orb popular
what do you do?
what so I'm looking at the website
so you pay an extra 20$ and you get six skins and some filler content blizzard gives out for their other games
I don't think any of this will include future heroes or expansion packs, classic blizzard
lina is getting hotter and hotter
Can a shitskin explain to me what "Ez" means as an insult. Peruvians tend to spam it a lot when they attempt to speak english and it almost never makes sense in the context they use it in
What do you want a screenshot of senpai
>tfw i've been 8k week before MIracle
>he is called "le 8k" while nobody gives a shit about me
>guys guys look I'm playing a dead game
>removing UAM from Mana Break
JUST CASUAL MY SHIT UP SENPAI
YOU GOT SOME KNOWLEDGE ? FUCK THAT YOU DONT NEED IT JUST BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT ON EVERY HERO EVER ITLL WORK OUT ROFL XDD
EZ SENPAI, NERF AM'S Q AND CANCEL THE UAM BALANCE A LA ICEFAG XD
Continuing from previous.
I am a wizard at Pugna. Ask me anything about him.
AM's hate for magic is so great that
Mana Break is now an innate skill that scales from Mana Void levels
BROOD IS A JUNGLER
NOT AN OFFLANER
LOOK AT HOW FUCKING USELESS
Orbs are a retarded memechanic from wc3 that has no place in this game and the only thing it accomplishes is limiting heroes to a strict item build, which is exactly 'casual my shit up f am'
YOU GOT SOME KNOWLEDGE? FUCK THAT YOU DON'T NEED IT JUST BUILD THIS EXACT SAME ITEMS TIME AND TIME AGAIN REGARDLESS OF MATCHUP BECAUSE LOLORB MEANS YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ELSE
Everybody said the same about Burning spears and Fury swipes.
Ursa remains trash tier despite being de-orbified and huskar, while viable, certainly is not because the change to spears
>tfw the Zeus update is fast approaching
>mfw I'll spam pick him for the whole arcana event
>$39.99 base game price
its over, Overwatch is finished. they ruined it with these two stupid decisions. no one will play this shit now, and it could have been good.
>losing every team fight because no diffusal
>tfw beg carry to make a diffusal against Omni
>get a lucky kill on enemy carry as sky wrath
>report everyone on team
Is it finally over?
>Na'vi fangays stealing Alliance memes
>nolan losing to had been like dendi and funn1k
>Danekeks are the laughing stock of the scene
>Swedes are the best in the world
Why doesn't Loda just accept his balding?
Wearing the hat all the time makes him look even more insecure.
You're still tall, rich, white, handsome, and famous, a little balding is not going to kill you. That chink has it worse and you don't see him covering his face with a mask or wearing lifts.
RTZ has never lost a non-honeypot LAN
no lan wins, just Online Games.
>allows even a washout like Dondo to beat the only good player in n0lans stack
Why is she so perfect d2g?
>Fear got the Radiance
>PPD got the agies
I wonder if our kid will take the birdsong?
>£0.90 for a triple chocolate Muffin
Worth it though
shoutout to the person who wrote ENDURANCE RUN with me in twitch chat
>tfw stole this meme to meme irl friends
he showed a picture of a girl with a nose ring and i said Endurance run and he didn't get it and i didn't explain because OC memes
Been away from dota since TI5
How's EG doing?
>mfw watching the play after all this time
>get stomped hard in the last few games
>some are high-skill
i dunno whether to be happy that i finally got out of normal skill, or to be sad that i fucking can't do shit at this bracket
>giving navi tier 2 heroes
what's the problem
You're farming mid, while suddenly this guy shows up in your lane and runs into tower with 4 couriers. What do? Keep in mind he has over 3.6 shitting street ratio and was a part of 3 gangrapes in the last 2 months.
Yo /d2g/! Ditya guys see how good Na'vi's new carry player is?
Shit on him with Veno (like I did 2 weeks ago in 5.5k bracket, he was playing TA he tilted pretty hard)
Who are your favourite d2g memers?
>they still get hit by ground stuns in midair
Starladder is a shit LAN, OG's don't care about the fucking garbage slav LAN.
>want to settle quarry
>don't buy quarry settlan stick
wtf how did he get so ugly, he looks fine in this pic(inb4 DESIGNATED) .
>Cold Embrace the Wisp
>Tiny gets two free hearts
Are you joking kid, Who has EVER gave a fuck about Starladder?
It's a garbage tournament.
Since nobody gives a shit about SL, it would be the perfect opportunity for nolans to win something
You have to be pretty fucking terrible to loose to this Na'Vi desu senpai.
What happened to EU exactly? Why did they suddenly become shit?
HEY RTa, I’M TRYING TO LEARN TO PLAY RIKI. I JUST HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT THE SKILL BUILD: SHOULD I MAX BACKSTAB LIKE YOU BACKSTABBED EG, SMOKESCREEN SO THEY MISS ME LIKE EG MISS YOU 70% OF THE TIME, OR PERMANET INVISIBILITY SO I COULD DISAPPEAR LIKE YOU DISAPPEARED FROM EG
So how are you supposed to play PL?
I don't really understand this hero at all.
Like you need a diffusal to do any damage but you are really fragile with one. You can buy drums first but that doesn't really solve your problems and just delays your damage further. You could just farm and try to avoid fights but then you are just playing a really bad version of antimage.
>HoN has all the good Dota heroes with none of the cancer
>implying a lot of the dota ports aren't gimped as god damn fuck
>implying there aren't a lot of fun dota heroes that aren't in hon
>implying S2 heroes aren't cancer
Wouldent you be more comfortable in /Hong/?
I want to have -buytomes(-bt for short) command to globally purchase +100 to all stats stackable buff with a cost of 50000 gold.
Suddenly Starladder is a relevant LAN when OG are losing.
Fuck off you retards.
I tried that but I ended up having to BoT to base every time anyone came near me because a small skirmish would leave me at 50% hp or less.
Even once you get your diffusal I don't feel like you are in any state to be in a real teamfight.
I feel like manta is a huge waste on PL. Medusa too; no idea why people spend the gold on them.
>teamfighting with a splitpush/gank build
>I feel like manta is a huge waste on PL. Medusa too; no idea why people spend the gold on them.
it's shit on dusa, situational at best (silence you need to absolutely purge), on PL it's absolutely core
Manta is amazing on PL m8. It's stats, movespeed and you'll have so many dudes. You'll have so many images that you can soft disable people by just surrounding them and burning all their mana.