/ink/ - Splatoon General

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It's been about half a month since the 2.2.0 nerf - how does the game feel now after that nerf, /ink/?

http://strawpoll.me/5933201

Patch notes for anyone that needs a reminder:
http://splatoon.nintendo.com/assets/media/splatoon-patch-v2-2-0-notes.pdf

Also, what does /ink/ think of pic related a week after its release?

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>>121454580
Way more people are using my gunfu now. That is all.

>>121454580

The only thing the patch has done IMO is increase the number of Duel Squelchers and NZaps but other the games feels exactly the same.

I've gotten to used to burst bombs playing Slosher and ignoring ink mines on the regular Luna. Splat Bombs will take some getting used to

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Cute squidboys dispute over their shared meal of burgs.

>>121454794

Shoes ruin the outfit

>>121454867
Not my shquid. But nobody draws my gun, so I'll take what I can get.

>>121454808
Where's the badass squid boys

>>121454941
Went to the octopus war, died. That's why there's so many Woomies and so many bitch boys around.

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>>121454921
Here's one, sort of.

>>121455171
Why Damage Up on both? The Splash doesn't benefit from it does it

>>121455282
Winning is temporary, but looking cool is forever

>>121455460
But neither of those look any good.

>>121454532
this OP image is cute

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Watching the credits is remarkably therapeutic. I'd recommend giving it another look some time.

>>121455705
>no option to have already filled out credits watchable
>have to go out of my way to ink all the cute pictures just to see them
music is very soothing though, always listen to it before matches to keep calm if i ever get mad

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>>121455945
If you track left and right along the bottom of the screen it should cover just about everything.

Some of the images are better than they have any right to be.

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>>121456201
Butts are canon

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>BOIII is out and downloading

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>>121456304

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Spaghetti > Woomy
Marie > Callie
Dogs > Cats
Slides > Coasters
Hot dogs > Marshmallows
Planes > Cars
Decepticons > Autobots
Pirates > Ninjas

>>121456382
>>121456304
>>121456201

Where's the artbook complete scan

>>121456201
>>121456304
>>121456382
http://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Credits#Gallery

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>>121456382
Love this one. Only official picture of the sisters in their element.

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>>121456465

>>121456547
this one just makes me want playable octolings even more

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>>121456465
Told'ja Callie has the bigger butt.

>>121454580

I think it's too early to tell. People are going to stick with what they know and like, and any metagame shifts are going to be gradual.

People are probably having to play smarter, and there's a lower amount of cheap play, as per the patch's intent.

The patch changes were all relatively minor. There was no sudden rise to stardom, or fall of one of the greats. I keep seeing people that were expecting big changes, or for the game to be turned on its head, but it's just not happening. There's a bit more weapon diversity now, I think, but that's it.

desu nothing really feels all that different. Even Splash Walls seem just as potent. The duration doesn't really matter unless you're trying to control contested space for longer than 5 seconds. The wall goes up, and you get splatted half a second later if you're anywhere near it.

One of the wall's greatest strengths was its ability to let you just win 1v1s. You can't take on entire teams anymore, but you still have a very strong presence. Splash Wall's still one of the best subs.

>>121456683
>posts a picture in which Marie has the bigger butt

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>>121456424
>GAME FOR CHILDREN

>>121456719
The t.b.h filter is really pointless.

>>121456787
wasn't i.m.o filtered too?
cos imo we could have gone no issue without those two filtered, only f.a.m really needed the hit to ruin that meme

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>>121456742
Touche
Lemme rectify that

>>121456869
imho tbqhfam

>>121456869
guess it wasn't
seems i forgot what the other one was, all i remember are family, t.b.h and the /v/ memes

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>>121456424
Name something purer than this

>>121456926
Those are the same, she just isn't wearing slutty underwear.

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>more range than Dynamo and tentatek/.52
>has disruptor to chase and escape from foes
>killer wail support
>sanic
>100% accuracy
>extremely fast TTK, on par with tentatek
>spreads ink fast

my new gunfu

>>121456994
K, 'better butt'.

>>121456305
See you tomorrow.

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>>121456949
Possibly the purest image I've got. Spoilered for mass purity.

But there should be more art of the sisters with their grandpappy.

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>>121456614
Fucking Please

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>>121456305
>Only playing one game at a time

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>>121456424
What the hell

>>121457407
>Posting full blown nudity
Enjoy your ban.

>>121457010
It is SEVERELY underrated. The L-3 D is alright too, but using Disruptors is just too fun.

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>>121457182
Forget all this chubby and intercrural nonsense, slender girls a best.

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>>121456926

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>>121458107
If you must

last one for me space

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>>121458275
And a nice quick one for you.
Good game, m8. Hope to see you repping team Ghost this Sunday.

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>>121458424
GGs dude thanks for giving me someone to squad with

>Hope to see you repping team Ghost this Sunday.
Sure am, prefer the color, the choice and I like the theme overall. I don't have a sister preference really but I think I like Marie's personality a bit more

>>121458593
Inordinate bitch? Good taste

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>>121457653
>having sex with twigs

>>121457010
>>extremely fast TTK, on par with tentatek

Huh? Are you sure?

>>121458948
>Wanting a girl that can't even take care of herself
Well hey

>>121458987
2 bursts required to hit can be fired and landed in the same time that the tentatek can land 3 shots, if i remember correctly
however this relies on getting the timing on the second burst correct cause of the mashing thing

>>121459067
>take care of herself
>starve herself
funny

>>121459067
yeah, i know, how can you want a girl that doesn't even know to eat

>>121459116
>>121459158
Found the fatties

>>121459185
Cool label bro. Does it make you feel better about yourself?

>>121457653
>>121459067
>>121459185
So are posts like these real people or just /fit/ style shitposting?

>>121459301
I like my women the way I like myself
Self respecting and fit

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>>121459185
look man, if that's all you got, there's nothing left here to say
but i tell you i think you have the perfectly valid decision to like whatever girls you want

>>121459391
So the women belong to you, and you think fitness has an influence over an individual has respect for themselves or not? You're narcissistic enough to believe everyone should be like you huh?

>>121459367
>Preferring skinny girls is just /fit/ shitposting!!
You tell me Tumblr.

>>121459116
>>121459158
>>121459301
>>121459367
>>121459475
I would tell you to kill yourselves, but you seem to already be taking care of that on your own.

>>121459475
Of course not, I just wouldn't devote myself to somebody who couldn't treat themselves with decency. There's nothing wrong with large girls or liking such girls, but allowing yourself to become fat is a very clear sign of somebody not caring about preserving or exalting themselves, so I will judge accordingly.

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>i like chubby girls
>obviously that means you're fat
>there's nothing wrong with being fat
>yes there is
>no there isn't
>yes
>no
same song every damn time

>>121459761
People getting pent up and triggered over other people saying other people are fat is the problem here.

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>>121459761
so everyone in the argument?

>>121459928
fuck
>>121459861

>>121459606
I hope you realize that fit or fat, you're gonna die.

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>>121456719

> Post this an hour ago
> No replies
> No discussion
> Arguing about fat people instead

>>121460019
Death is inevitable, but a healthy, enjoyable life is not. It's something you need to work towards, and achieve for yourself. That dedication is what defines a person.

>>121460019
>he hasn't been granted eternal life yet

>>121460057
>why arent people paying attention to me

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>>121460085
>enjoyable
fat people aren't clinically depressed, anon

>>121460085
I'm plenty enjoying my life without you shoving your idea of what an enjoyable life is down my throat, which is kind of funny coming from the person who's restricting lots of their lifetime and opportunities to maintain a personal image since what others think of them is more important than their experiences.

>>121460218
Their seats sure are though.

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>arguing over each other and not the girls
clearly we need more examples posted of chubby girls to work with
>>121460295
ok shit that was funny

>>121460218
No, but they're still missing out.

>>121460267
If that's your confining solace, so be it. But don't go saying that I'm 'restricting my lifetime and opportunities' by bettering myself.

>>121460375
missing out on what
jogging

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i want /fit/ to leave

>17 posters
>no one playing or talking about the game
rip /ink/

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>>121460375
You know that nagging unconfidence you can't shake when you know you aren't your best? Be it by looks, or charisma, or fitness, or any factor. People that don't try to overcome those limits will always have that uncertainty, and thus not get the most out life, or themselves.

>>121460370
Squid sisters are perfect in any form, they're the defining exception.

>>121460558
too busy (trying) to play solo rank

>>121460629
awful lot of assumptions being made here huh

>>121460375
What's this better in bettering yourself? Being more fit? Do you work a career that requires this level of fitness? Do you need this fitness to pick up the kind of lovers you seek? I really hope you're not trying to live longer. Life is cruel, and you really don't have control over that kind of thing. Think I'm kidding? Look up the Boston Marathon. Exercise sure worked out for those people, huh? Extreme example yes, but plenty people get stabbed or mugged and shot jogging every day. Others catch a bad virus like the flu from being outside and exposed to everything. Yes, you could also develop a whole slew of other problems from not exercising, but it's completely random what happens to any of us. None of us can predict what will get us and when, so fitness is not an ideal solution for trying to extend your life. Even if you succeeded, the years you get out of it will probably be miserable ones in some home when your brain has broken down before your body. If that's what you want, by all means enjoy. That's not my idea of a jolly life though. There's nothing better about that self.

>>121460542
Go back to fucking your dolls thighs

>>121460558
What game?

>>121460739
Really dude? Really? Bad things happen in the world, therefore you won't try in any walk of it? You act as though there's no reason to be motivated in a world that constantly drags you down at every turn, but in fact that's the only reason to ever do anything, to overcome those adversities. That's what it means to better yourself, to not let yourself be hindered by the random and often cruel things the world throws at us. In other words, to get gud.
The only thing that's wrong with the world is cynics like yourself who find that giving up is the only appropriate response to any kind of trepidation. And that's fucking pathetic.

Jesus christ would you both take it to /sci/ if you want to fling shitty sophomoric philosophy at each other as a proxy argument with your own insecurities. Chubby girls are good, skinny girls are good, they're all good, you're both idiots, fuck off.

>>121460928
>to overcome those adversities
What the fuck are you talking about? I live a happy life. I don't have these adversities to overcome. I don't seem to possess the same shortcomings as you. I don't need some fitness boost to make me feel good about myself, and no other aspect of my life requires it either. I'm only cynical of people like you who think what works for them works for everyone and that they know better just cause they got laid after doing some time at the gym. And that's fucking pathetic.

>>121457010
I tried using it, but the problem is that unlike a charger, it does not lock your rotation while you aim. I mean, normally when you strafe, the camera turns with the move 3D platformer style. This is suppressed whenever the right trigger (or the Y button) is held down. So with the charger, you press the trigger, take aim, and then shoot. But with L-3 you have to aim with the trigger unpressed, so you either have to stand still and be an easy target or you dodge and have the camera mess up your aim.

Blasters suffer from this too, but you can get away with indirect hits.

Anyone got advice how to cope?

>>121461069
Bitch you were just weeping over uncontrollable problems such as bad viruses and Boston Marathons. If these are the things that get you down, then do tell how happy a life you lead.
All I can say is you'll never be the best you can be if you maintain that attitude. I don't exercise or go out to get laid or anything asinine, I do it so I get the most out of being who I can be, not just by putting my feet up and being satisfied with the bottom rung that anyone can call their own. I'll never be rich, I'll never be famous, but I can get appreciation out of making the most with what I've got, and the most of what I can do.

So that's my cards on the table, you bore me, stay sad, and forever unfresh.

Fuck me, the bamboozler is hard.

>>121461357
Accepting the world is random and cruel isn't weeping over uncontrollable problems. Also, for the last time I'm not sad. Your view that anyone who doesn't maintain a level of peak physical fitness is sad is what's really sad. The muscles have turned your brain to mush. There's many things in this world to be the best at. Only some of these are even linked to physical fitness. Good luck beating everyone else struggling to be the best. Maybe it'll work out for you. Maybe that's what you need to be happy. You're ignorant to think that's what everyone needs, and that anyone who isn't working towards keeping themselves fit is just living some miserable little depressed life where they don't respect themselves. Fuck right off with that attitude of belittling others to raise your own worth in the world.

Splatlings would be so much better if they had the typical 'push button, shoot ink' function, rather than this prime-and-release nonsense.

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>fully charge rainmaker
>makes the hit confirm sound when fired
>enemy is still alive

Anyone have a x4 damage up squash headband i can order?

>>121461781
It is what I need to be happy, so there. Furthermore I haven't been belittling anybody, you've just taken me saying I want to be better as you consequently being worse. More apparent insecurities. And maybe it's not what everyone needs, but rest assured it would do you a world of good if you had a go.

In any case, suppose one such random act of cruelty unfolds and somebody threatens to fight you or a loved one in the street, and you're the only denominator in their way. I'm sure your self awareness and personal satisfaction will help you a lot then.

Also I'd like to point out I've never been to /fit/.

>>121461782
Thanks sherlock.

>>121461734
Reap and reward. It's got the steepest learning curve in the game, but it's potent once you've mastered it.

>>121462052
>you've just taken me saying I want to be better as you consequently being worse
>More apparent insecurities
No, you're literally calling anyone who's priority isn't fitness sad over and over. Look back through your posts.
>rest assured it would do you a world of good if you had a go
Again, you're making judgments like you know what's best for others. How did your self-importance become this inflated?
>In any case, suppose one such random act of cruelty unfolds and somebody threatens to fight you or a loved one in the street, and you're the only denominator in their way. I'm sure your self awareness and personal satisfaction will help you a lot then.
First off, guns exist. We don't live in medieval days. Second, I probably wouldn't be there to begin with. Third, I'm not a musclehead. I know how to talk my way out of these sorts of things.
>Also I'd like to point out I've never been to /fit/.
I don't believe you, but you should go if you're not lieing. There's plenty others there just like you who have drowned themselves in the pleasure of looking down on others and thinking they know what's best for them to boost their views of themselves. You'd /fit/ right in.

>>121462315
It's definitely doing something like reaping me.

I'm getting destroyed by basically any blaster or shooter.

>>121462323
You're sad because you lament over these accursed random events that make the world bad, not your apparent disregard for self preservation.

Well if you think fitness is a BAD idea, and isn't good for you, then you're the one that needs to check your own deflation.

>I wouldn't be there to begin with
Because you don't interact with people or because you don't leave your house?
Also good luck talking your way out of these scary random events you've made upfront as being beyond anybodies control. Remember, we could all drop dead any moment!

I wasn't looking down on you, but I sure as heck am now. You've cleanly scratched each and every shred of respect I might have had for you my lad.

>>121462635
>You're sad
Two words into your post and there you go assuming again. I'm done. I'm convinced you're a troll at this point, because nobody can be this dense, not even a musclehead.

>>121462323
You do realise there's a spectrum between "being a healthier weight" and "being a lifting obsessed musclehead"?

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Update on the octobully

>>121462707
Of course, but I don't think the person I was responding to does.

>>121462681
I sure am, I'm the biggest troll in the whole wide world. I had you going there. Ha ha!
Good thing you made clear how much you believed in your feeble and sub-par reality, and stuck up for your nonchalant self. Like a champion.
It's a good thing you saw through my facade after a while, or you might've actually come to your senses and learned something! And we certainly can't be having that!

>>121462710
Oh thank god.

Looking good anon.

>>121462710
Did you flip it?

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>>121462754
I'm not muscly, I'm fit.

Admittedly I am equally sick of this discussion. Go back to posting fat chicks.

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>>121463279

>>121463279
>>121463624
not him but chubby isn't stuffing fetish

>>121463678
Don't their loci kinda overlap on the venn diagram?

The only canon dat character is Judd and he's been alive for hundreds if not thousands of years. This game promotes no body type at best it might vaguely promote children playing team sports

>>121463678
I know. All the fat Splatoon art I have is landwhale size, though.

>>121463758
He also happens to be a cat

>>121463739
stuffing is like extreme fetishism of making girls fat for one reason or another

chubby is just appreciating a girl who doesn't starve herself and retains a healthy-fat appearance, and it can be enjoyed alongside skinny girls as well as a different flavor

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>>121463990
Where do large titties come into the equation?

>>121464034
Normie

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>>121464093
Epic

>>121464034
they're entirely their own separate thing, depending on the degree of size it might reach fetish tier, but more likely it's just a preference in appearance

slapping big jugs on a character that doesn't possess them so you can get off to them is pretty >>121464093 though

>>121463812

Cats aren't any more prone to fatness than other pets I've seen more Fat dogs than fat cats

>>121464182
yea but fat rhymes with cat

>>121464182
That's cause most cats exercise themselves, whereas dogs count on their owners. Some breeds require lots of exercise they don't get from their lazy owners.

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>>121464168
Proud to be normal then.

>>121464292
normal isn't a compliment in this context

you're in the same crowd that drives any self-respecting artist insane with your horrible anatomy porn

>>121463990
What's the name for the next stage beyond chubby, but which still doesn't involve stuffing? Where do blueberries fit in?

>>121455282
Everything benefits from Damage Up.

Hold on to your tentacles...

>>121464496
It's Inkopolis News time!

>>121464274
We really should have more dog wheels in our daily lives. People used to use them to turn spitroasts, but imagine what we could do with modern technology. Dog powered charging stations at the park! Green, dog powered recycling plants! An app connected dog wheel in your home so you can see how your friend is exercising!

Man, dog wheels.

Does rollscumming still work?

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>>121464496
>hold on to your tentacles
hmg it's too early for to be aroused

>>121464741
Yes. Why wouldn't it

>>121464494

If you don't kill with less hits, half charged shots, indirect hits and then all you're doing is wasting slots. Haven't they fixed several guns meaning shots 2 kill aren't increased by Defence Up stacking

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>>121464370
Like I give a fuck. I'm more a hips man anyway.

>>121464812
Not every inkling you encounter will be at full health. One Damage Up sub could be the difference between a 1HKO and a 2HKO. Everything can benefit from Damage Up.

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Guys


ANNIE

>>121465019
What about her?

guys i'm consistently going positive in games now yay!

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>>121465054
A CUTE

>>121465102
gongreds

Are you the guy who just hit ranked yesterday?

>>121465138
yeah

should all i buy all the clothes in the shop everyday?

>>121465876
yes

>>121465876
no

>>121465876
Possibly

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>>121466218
blew it

>4 turf war in a row has had at minimum 2 eliters on enemy team

why aren't you in rank

>>121466559
Practice.

>>121466707
practice in rank or squads fuck sake

>>121466728
At the high end Turf War becomes a shooting gallery with moving targets.

>>121462032

You can find one of those fairly easily in Turf War, I think. Just leave and rejoin after every match, and you should find an E-Litre in a few games.

>>121466847
If he ejects disc at match start it is even faster. But it means making your team do a 3v4

fuck the bubbler

>>121467124
How is it any worse than Kraken?

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>>121467124
Embrace the Bubbler

Need to roll a Special Charge Main 3 Sub Saver hat. I'm overkill on saving.

>>121466728
If you had me playing shittily with a weapon I'm bad at on your ranked team or squad, you'd be even more annoyed.

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It's over. It's finally over.

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>>121457653
>intercrural
>nonsense
I will kill you anon.
I will make you dead.

got to B- boys we did it

>>121468002
Congrats anon, its only downhill from here.

>>121468358
Congrats anon, its only uphill from here.

>>121468002
Gals do so much fucking damage, man.

>>121468093
Silly made up sex practices

Dear teammates.
I'm moving up and I'm covering you the best I can. I keep getting splats off so you can push forward. Why whine about the one time I missed?

signed,
a decent splatterscoper

>>121468894
You're supposed to stand on the point and snipe the people. What are you an amateur?

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>>121468674

....bad guys win...

>>121469128
Is that Woomy having intercrural sex right now?
No she isn't because it's not real

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>>121469128
Saw that and busted a gut.

anyone wanna squad up?

>>121469581
Me

do you get more points the higher rank you are

>>121469581
>Moray TC right now
Fuck it, I'll take the leap.

>>121469440
Shall I call an ambulance?

>>121469685
No, I'll be alright but I appreciate your consideration.

>>121469128
can I save this image

>>121469662
Yep, but they don't do much since levels don't matter above 20.

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>>121469423
>Woomy
>Intercrural
One of those things isn't real.

>>121469629
>>121469680

k add me

leoleo79

>>121470254
Sent. We'd probably want one more anon, tri squads aren't the best.
If we don't find someone I'm fine with you and >>121469629 just doing a twin squad, I have some stuff I want to roll in the meantime.

>>121470254
>>121470434
I'll join in. Adding now

>>121470434
>>121470476
>>121469680

lobby is up

feel free to jump in at any time

>>121469581
does rank matter

>Towers
for flying fucks sake
Where is saltspray when I'm actually feeling salty for once

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Welp, Spyke finally got 2 slots on the shirt I want.

Getting the last slot is going to be a pain. Dammit I want this shirt so much.

>>121470254
sent

>>121470863

nope

>>121471045

cool

>>121471027
Is there a way to make him only choose 1 slot to reroll?

>>121471247
no

>>121471247
In an ideal universe

>cum error
that was quick

>>121471394
i hate this meme

>>121471394
What is the name of this sad cat meme?

>>121462861
>I was only pretending to be retarded!

nice comeback V squad

>>121472050
I started lagging a lot towards the end there. Surprised we made it back.

>>121471394
Can you post the rest of these? I'd like to use them on other boards.

>>121472050
Oh yes. These Japs are on steroids, though. Did you see the top score on their team? Fucking Christ man.

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>>121471394

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Mature squid game for me

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>>121472446
Squids are immune to bullets you mong

>>121472354

much like the ones we just faced on towers haha

>>121472587
What about ice bullets?

>>121472787
That's actually a really good idea, frozen ink that melts a second later and splats you.
Call it the Inksicle or something.

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I want to poke Callie! With a branding iron!

sorry squad but i dropped the ball on that one

>>121473307
"Property of Anon"
There, no she belongs to all of us.

>>121473307
I want to poke Marie's cervix with my glans.

>>121473708
What's stopping you?

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>>121473307
I want Marie to fart during anal

>>121473823
Squids don't have buttholes

It's not that I dont enjoy getting curbstomped by nips its just that towers on towers is just making me so mad that I cant play right now sorry squad.

>>121473970
the result would be the same with a cloaca

>>121474074

ggs

>>121473970
You're mistaken, they do not have vaginas.

>>121473519
We either succeed as a squad, or fail as a squad. No I in team, squigga.
Seriously, though, we need to take a page from the squad we just faced and start doing some flanks, ambushes, and pincher maneuvers. I feel as if we are all trying to lone wolf it.

>>121474278
Wat

>>121474074
Ggs. The combination of nips and 9/11 towers could turn even the steeliest of stomachs.
One more for tsu/Phil/Sailor V squad. My NNID: Incsy00

>>121474464
gonna go check for any friend requests

i'll have the lobby back up in a bit

>>121474442
The female basically spews eggs into the males semen cloud.

Inklings probably function in a similar way.

>>121474664
>Jizz on the ground
>Squirt on his jizz
And that's where squibs come from.

>>121471247

Kinda. Here's what I'm doing:

I order an item. If Spyke gets 2 slots right, I can backup my save, THEN purchase the item, then purchase and unlock the third slot.

Any unrevealed slots are randomized and set when you purchase the item from Spyke. This means that you can use the backup save file to retry until you get what you want in the last slot.

>>121474657
Hmm. Try-hard tri-squad time?

>>121475674
Whatever, lets do it.

>>121475674

a death wish but sure!

>>121475734
Remember to bring appropriate great to scum the fuck out of the respawn.

>>121474464
Sent

>>121475671
thats not rerolling

>>121475734
>>121475826
I dunno, man. I feel that if one of us had taken something with kraken like that cheap memeliter Jap fuck then we would have won that game.

knockout!

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>>121462710
Coloring it now.

>>121476552
Blimey. Looking good.
You really captured the hips on that slut.

Any squads before rotation?

Stellar game, guys.

>>121477061
first win in forever ;_;

Anyone around b rank want to duo. Playing alone gets boring ;-;

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I want to shank Callie!

killed by suction bomb

... there was no suction bomb in sight

>>121476552
I want to rape that woomy while the octoling watches

>>121477783
thats because it was behind you anon

finally won on the towers holy moly

5 minutes and charger hell will finally be over. I really hate those nip liters

>getting so many horrible turf war teams that I can't get a SO HAWT!!! streak for this rotation

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r8 or h8

Nice final game, guys.

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no more tc on 9/11 towers

thank god

>>121479847
never really liked ink saver. 7.7/10

>>121479847
Morning jog/10

GGs Squad
Might do some rolling now.

>>121479435
By one, very well-defended point.

>>121480117
not with shoes like that

>>121480003
>zones mackerel/mall
could be better, next rotation is looking infinitely better though

>>121479847
hacked/10

>>121479847
Can i order that snorkal from you?

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>>121476552

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>Watching episode 6 of hacka doll
>When suddenly Splatoon

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>decide to try the splashomatic
>that TTK and suction bomb rush
damn this is nice
now what skills do i use with the thing and how the hell do i use suction bomb rush effectively

>>121472881
We Needler gun now.

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>Got matched up against someone today
>They completely destroyed my team
>As in, spawncamp-tier destroyed
>Look up their NNID
>They're literally a sponsored competitive player
FUCKING EPIC GAME NINTENDO. GREAT MATCHMAKING SYSTEM.

>>121481579
git gud

>>121481579
>losing to snd

>>121481579
How was Nintendo to know they were a sponsored team?

>>121481579
>'Sponsored'

>>121481579
>competitive

>>121481579
>player

>>121481579
>Actually losing to SND

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>>121481579
Sounds like you couldn't dude it

>>121481730
>>121482247
It wasn't SND you retards if it was SND I wouldn't have gotten demolished and shitposted about it here so you guys could point it out.

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>>121481579
literally git gud

>>121481579
>spawncamped

>>121482460
Who was it, then?

>>121482460
So was it Hank......

>>121483023
>>121482460
.....from Nintendome?

>>121483023
......from Nintendome?!

>>121483023
.......From Nintendome

>>121480787
Great choice. Swim Speed, Bomb Distance, and your choice of Special booster. Basically just throw bombs where there are people or ground you want to be your color, there is no method to the madness.

>>121483023
...From my dick?

>>121483023
..from THE Nintendome?

>>121483156
felt like there would be since the timer on suction sometimes gives enemies enough time to close in
what about run speed? noticed it's kinda fast when shooting

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I'm honestly not sure if this is some competitive shitposting going on here, or somebody is looping a modem like a sadist, or if we're being raided

>>121483328
>being this new
>not knowing THE hank from THE nintendome
baka desu senpai

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>>121482460
>tfw i found a jap clan with this ヤクザ and all of them were using dynamo and e-liters

>>121483258
It's got pretty low range, so you need to get right up in peoples faces to take them on. That's why Swim Speed is so important. It's also entirely possible to trap people in a net of your bombs; it's very satisfying to see a Dynamo just give up and stop moving while surrounded by your armament.

>>121483510
Yakuza don't play around.

>>121483446
Oh cool, is he a mod or something? Also I'm not sure what those last three words mean

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>>121483703
Hank from THE Nintendome is the savior we need, but do not deserve. Look at how humble he is.

>>121483328
No, he's the man who brought us advanced techniques for competitive play such as squidtrotting and squidsucking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNltHgaSo-g

>>121483930
>you will never be able to squidsuck as good as Hank.....

>>121483930
I didn't see any mention of it in the description, but that is definitely my old crackhead chemistry teacher.

>>121483930
No one seriously uses this right?

>>121484356
I do, it's a blue jacket that automatically does it for you.

>>121484356
http://squidboards.com/threads/techs-and-terminology.12266/

>>121483930
What is squidsucking

>>121484590
it's when you jump, shoot and suck your own dick at the same time

>>121484676
this is how I got to S+

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>>121464814

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>>121484676

>>121484676
I will never be able to pull off this advanced technique

>>121484676
Is this the new jap meta?

>>121485965

What's the current meta anyway? Last I played properly it was Defence Up but the few times I've turned it on recently it's been Swim and Run Speed Up

Is it too late to order a 3-Pack from Amazon?

>>121486371
Yes, they've already recalled them all and burned them.

>>121486695
No, seriously.

>>121486238
There is nothing that's prominent. There's a lot of variety now. I'm seeing Special duration be more common

>>121484676
So basically using the 96 deco?

>>121486238
Lots of def up with some ink saver main

Any squads up?

>>121486238
quick super jump stacking with recon, on a kit with a special like KW or inkstrike

>>121487209
>>121488107
>>121487603

Who's telling the truth

>>121488209
Me

>>121488209
I am

>>121488209
Not me

>>121488209
He's telling the truth

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I guess at least the thread is active.

>>121486371
Says you can still order it on the NA website for $34.99

When do the 4 slot clothing unlock?

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I want to fist Marie!

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Marie!

>>121489310
I want Marie to force me to walk around in public with a vibrator in my butt and have her whisper lewd things to me.

>>121488868
There are none. The 2 3 sub/2 2 sub/2 1 sub gear rotation starts when you hit 20.

>>121489310
Like a punch or a sexual?

>>121488868
level 55

>>121489659
Both

>>121489636
I see people with 4 slots all the time though?

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>>121489310
I want Marie to fist Callie

>>121490137
Like the 1 main ability plus 3 more?

>>121490137
Mains don't count?

>>121490179
Only because Callie wouldn't do the same for her

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>>121490179
Needs more teleporting bitchslap power.

>>121490256
Im pretty sure 4 rollable abillities. Maybe im just autistic.

>>121490725
just take a screenshot next time you see someone in the plaza with it

What brand is mainly for ink saver (sub) again?

>>121490881
firefin

>>121490881
Firefin

>>121490881
firefin
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mE97vf8FxdfvR6pt7tFvYXkYGSZGg4AsrTI_2veUlbs/edit#gid=602024490

>>121490881
firefin

>>121490845
it was never in the plaza only in game. Maybe it was an illusion or glitch or something

Josie are you here?
I want to avoid adding non /ink/ especially if they're squidboards rabble

i WILL get to B rank today!!!

Would it be efficient if I would stack ink saver sub and ink recovery? Im thinking it would be too fast to even notice the difference. I think swim speed would be better. Im going for the sub machine type ink machines because I suck at everything else.

>>121461782
based retard

>>121483258

You can shoot your main weapon during Bomb Rush. That's important to remember for when people rush at you.

When using Bomb Rush, try to throw the last 3 or 4 bombs onto inkable turf. When the special ends, those last bombs will fill up your gauge by a pretty big amount.

>>121492132
just stay in C ranks

it's a lot more fun

>>121490881

FYI Ink Saver Sub is the worst ability in the game.

What are you using? Ink Saver Main and Ink Recovery would be better in most cases.