/vsg/ - /v/scape general: it ain't me starts playing edition

rib in benis

dead server

ded thred

When construction and hunter get added, will Xiah come back?

>>121291030
he is coming back when ultimate ironmango is in

any mods on pls kick me, i dcd ign xiahisanoob

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ANNOUNCING THE FIRST (SEMI-REGULAR) WEEKLY /V/SCAPE EVENT

Every week I will be accepting 1 and only 1 challenger to fight me in a best of 3, no holds barred set of bouts at the Duel Arena. Each weekly match will be recorded in it's entirety and uploaded to my Vscape Youtube Account with additonal commentary

On the line is pic related, of which I have an unlimited amount

Incentives for Participating Include:
Valuable PvP experience
A chance to meme hard
A reasonable amount of in-game notoriety
Dank loot if donors want to be friendos

Are you looking for pvp experience? Do you dislike my attention whoring and want to push my shit in? Are you just looking to become a meme name by beating me multiple weeks in a row? ALL OF THESE ARE POSSIBLE THANKS TO THE HYPERCRISIS OPEN CHALLENGE

IF YOU WANT SOME
COME
GET
SOME

>>121293479
didn't Shigglydoo already challenge you?

>>121293657
Yes Shigglydoo has answered the challenge this week, new challengers will be able to throw their name in every sunday morning (US Central Time) Either in the thread or in-game, although I would rather the thread

>>121289458
>still didnt remove that faggot tsukemono from the staff list
why is every person that makes a new thread retarded?

>>121293657
He's just posting it again because nobody paid attention because nobody cares.

>>121294492
fight me fgt

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>>121294664

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BUYING: all tarromin herbs, lantadyme herbs, mith bolts, arrow shafts/headless arrows, and full guthans.

SELLING: everything in the picture.

PM me if interested for pricing. Will match anyone buying the same items.

>>121297336
Is...is that seriously 30k dragon darts? How the fuck did you get that many dragon darts?

>>121297540
killing black drags and buying feathers. maybe if you could actually use your brain for once in your life, you would have figured that out.

>>121297540
Black drags used to shit them out profusely. Everything changed when the mad frenchman attacked :^)

>>121297540
randy exploited pretty much everything under the sun before they were nerfed. He is basically the incarnation of shitters needing a rollback

>>121297906
pretty much exploited***

>>121297670
>>121297906
What a shame. If there was a decent supply, dragon darts could actually be fun and useful instead of being a purely novelty item.

Since the staff is trying to make as accurate of a 2006 server as possible, when will they fix the log out timer? 6 minutes is custom content as fuck and really not even that beneficial for people outside of botters and afkers, aka shitters. Mod frenchman you know what you must do

>>121301273
Make the time 30 minutes?

>Fighting Rune Animated Armor in warrior guild
>Defeat it and go to pick my armor back up
>BAM! CONNECTION ISSUE
>Your account is already logged in. Try again in 60 seconds.

I'mma be upset if I lose my armor

>>121303195
Might as well get your rage out now then.

>>121304307
Like I'm really gonna rage like an autist over some pixels

I cried my eyes out

>>121303195
>>121305016

Also, general fun fact: When you manage to die fighting animated armor because you're too stupid to heal yourself and you're out of prayer points, the armor just disappears :^)

>TzHaar Fight Cave run duration average is 2 hours
what.

>>121306846
Its faster if your range isnt dogshit and use karil xbow

>>121306846
Fight caves is actually easy. The hard part is not falling asleep or your internet/the server crapping out on you

>>121307987
Can I beat it with 70 ranged, rune cbow and 7300 mith bolts?

>>121310862
cry bow, some sara brews, super restores, monks+, and diamond (e) bolts and your good.

I think I used initiate helm, black dhide body and chaps, regen brace, fury, and avas and i had about 70 range and 80 hp. Also check out the wiki guide desu (to be honest)

What quality of life improvements are you hoping the mods implement in the future?

>can ecto 13 times before collecting tokens
>glider lets you fly directly where you want to go (like it used to)
>smith x

>>121314772
log out timer is set to normal

>>121314772
I hope the first one gets implemented. It's such a minor change but it ends up saving a lot of time overall.

>>121314772
>glider lets you fly directly where you want to go (like it used to)

Wait, you're telling me that me having to take the glider to the Gnome Stronghold first is completely arbitrary when I want to take it to Karamja or Varrock? What the fuck? Why?

>>121316618
The jagex reason is they were to lazy to code animations from wherever you start to wherever you want to go. The vscape reason is, despite us already having those animations, jage says so, lol

>>121317296
Well that's homosexual.

Does /v/scape not have dragon defenders?

>>121323821
Hi yousirname

>>121324191
Hi.
Does /v/scape not have dragon defenders?

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>>121324780
If only there were a resource you could use for this sort of question

>>121325331
Hi Randy

>>121325331
Dragon Defender isn't even on that list m8

>>121326361
lmoa

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>>121326361
>cooking at lumbridge and not at catherby

>>121326361
hi justin trudeau

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::yell right now

>>121328256
turned it off desu senpai

>>121327241
>Catherby
LOL

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>>121328898
>closer range
>not having to go up stairs twice to get to bank
>dealing with the bankstanding shitters at home

>>121329058
You know rogue's den is the best place to cook right?

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>>121329058
>He doesn't know the best cooking spot
>He thinks it's Catherby or Lumbridge
You CANNOT make this shit UP

>>121329175
>cooking on fire which gives you less chance of cooking
>not cooking on a superior oven which maximizes your gains

>>121329363
>being so poor in cash/time that you care if you burn a few things
>not timing proper cooking gauntlet usage for your level anyway
top shitter

>>121329363
>cooking on fire which gives you less chance of cooking
>The people on this server
Holy shit KEK

>>121329363
Just admit you're wrong, it'll be less embarrassing.

>>121329465
>>121329456
>>121329450
WILL HE RECOVER
>>121329363

>>121329450
>>121329456
>>121329465
It's about the moral.

>>121319251
>>121316618
>>121317296
Get used to it. This is a server where the devs and most of the players are so rage-blinded/nostalgia-goggled that they genuinely believe that 99.9% of the content added from 2008 onward is objectively shit in every way.

>>121332409
It's true though. The only good 'content' if you can call it that from 2008 onward are conveniences like bank tabs and so on, retarded shit like zulrah is just terrible for the game. You can leave if you don't like the server instead of incessantly shitposting about it btw.

>>121334364
>everything 2008 and onward is shit
>has to literally bring up something that came out THIS year (2015)
>literally not even in the real game

>>121334949
rs3 came out with retarded raid-bosses that drop even more unbalanced loot this year as well. Want me to talk about that instead?

>>121335119
>yet mentioning another thing that came out THIS year (2015)

>>121335173
>2015 is not "2008 and onwards"
Hmmmmm.

>>121335242
Yes friend, thanks for letting us realize this, without you the mods might have added Zulrah and raid bosses to vscape. Thank god you are here to stop them.

>>121335373
Good to know you didn't have an argument to begin with and were just trying to start shit for no reason. Well, the thread is bumped. Happy now?

>>121335373
>Conflict with your own statements
>Try to pass it off like I'm retarded

I wouldn't mind if all kinds of raid bosses from osrs and shillscape were added as long they gave no loot and were for pure fun only.

>>121335474
>>121335480
If you guys do not see how fucking retarded it is to bring up Zulrah and raid bosses on a discussion where stuff after 2008 might not be the worst for vscape. Fuck these retards are playing this game.

>>121335754
What 2008 content would you like to see?

>>121335814
I personally dont really care. But i wouldnt get triggered if something like a dragon defender would be added.

>>121335930
That's not 2008 content. You're conflicting with yourself again.

>>121336000
>2008 onward

>>121336059
>2008 onward is fine except for when I get btfo by bringing up epic raid boss content
lol

>>121336143
>Fuck these retards are playing this game.

>>121336208
Do you want to try to form an actual sentence?

>>121336245
Nope, too busy having a blast with osrs deadman mode.

>>121336349
You better hope Latent doesn't decide to come buttfuck you again, Wiggins.
>You in charge of pvp

>>121336452
pvp is shit in vscape anyway, prayer is broken so it makes it very boring and drags out fights alot

>>121336594
Is that why you died in less than 60 seconds?

>>121336683
I was very sweaty and nervous. I was taking a risk and wanted to entertain.

I could have easily lasted like 5 minutes if i would have just stood still and kept prayer flicking.

By all means, if you think you can do together, go and challenge him.

>>121336818
>I could have easily lasted like 5 minutes if i would have just stood still and kept prayer flicking.
LOL

>>121336818
can do better*

>>121336887
Yes, thats how vscape prayers work. If you are half decent at flicking you can just stay still and flick.

Again, by all means, go and challenge him if you think you are so superior.

Oh wait you never will, because you're a bitch, and you will always stay one.

>>121336818
you wanted to entertain and instead you just became a laughing stock and a case study in futility delusion

how does it feel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awZoyti8W3U
>wiggins

>>121337031
After months you people are still talking about me.

It says more about you guys and vscape tbqh. Im having a blast with deadman mode. Even after a year, if i would stop logging in vscape you guys would still talk about me.

Im the one who should be asking you guys how it feels. So.

How does it feel?

>>121337225
we talk about you because you're a server retard sort of like drugoon
every one can always make himself feel better by thinking "im not wiggins at least"
no one respects you, even on a chinese knitting private server and you will only be remember for your acts of retardation, of which there are many

>>121337396
You sound very desperate and delusional anon. Do you need someone to talk to? You can always pm me ingame.

>>121337496
>The resident delusional attention whore attempts damage control

>>121337565
Its obvious who the damage controlling one is. And this all on a chinese knitting private server.

Do you have issues anon? Does nobody love you?

>>121337662
>DAMAGE CONTROL

>>121337693
Im not the one having a breakdown on a chinese knitting server anon. Dont ignore the issues you have, thats not how problems go away. You need to deal with them!

You can do it anon, vscape is here for you.

>>121337787
>I'm not the one having a breakdown
LOL

I just tried in vain to suck my own dick.
Just thought I'd share

:^)

>>121339851
hi animosity

>>121339958
hi animosity

>>121334364
>It's true though.
hence why we even got ironman accounts.

I think we can all agree that the one bit of 2008+ content we all really need is Runespan

>>121348735
I just want dragon defenders.

>>121314772
I think craft x would also be good so we dont have to craft 10 then 3 every time.

>>121337225
>>121336818
>>121337025
>>121336349

>tfw this is the king of shitposting acting as me

8/10 did an alright job

>>121334364
>game lasted five more years before actually dying to EoC
>multiple updates every month
>actually insisting that all of those updates were shit aside from a few conveniences
Who's incessantly shitposting again?

>>121356723
>game lasted five more years before actually dying to EoC
don't forget wildy removal.

>>121352097
Craft x what? I'm pretty sure that the Dragon leather and that has an x option. Are you talking about jewerely? Because you can never craft 28 of them.

>>121356923
You can craft up to 13 jewelry in the furnace. Having to do it by 10 then 3 is retarded.

>>121356903
*wildy reintroduction

>>121356923
>Craft x what?
Molten glass.

Also bucket of sand x is needed.

WTS: Dragon Booties

WTT: Dbones, dhides or pess for spider eggs, zam wines or dscales

>>121359954
Sold my pair of dboots and bought what I needed. Thanks guys!

xiah come do giant molly with me

i got kicked off ten minutes ago and now the launcher won't finish checking for updates for me to let me back on?

wat do

>>121366123
keep crying/shitposting in thread until a mod gives a fuck about you

>>121360092

Dont listen to him, StJames96 is a lying infidel

>>121360271

i just did all that molly, now what?

Any active clan chats?

PC Abyssal Whip?

>>121367834
nope

>>121367834
Yeah but they're all shit

>>121368478
>>121368495
So no clan chats for good.non obnoxious players?

>>121368081
1m

>>121352116
ahh the classic damage control
>wasnt me it was someone else who was just pretending to be me with my interests!
maybe after youve finished learning how to poorly act like it wasnt you on the thread randy can teach you how to be shit at pvp o w8

>>121368582
jaypinda clan chat is welcoming to all new players.
You could also try the vscape teamspeak: ts12.gameservers.com:9147
Just don't brag about how you got X Y'd.

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47 FUCKING STEPS

ded thred

>people still think theyre entitled to good clue rewards

>>121368696
I haven't played in awhile, but are whips seriously 1m?

>>121385595
Yeah, something like that.

>>121385869
Glad I moved to OSRS when I did then. Your economy is even more fucked up than this one.

PC on coal ?

>>121387529
400-500

Is 4chan what happens to straight boys when they stop going outside?

>>121388875
only girls use 4chan anon

>>121385943
Don't go that far, they have GE. Also whips never sell for 1m because people that actually buy them are desperate enough to pay at least 2m.

>>121387529
>>121387931
nigga what, isn't it 900-1k?

>>121389651
I always sell it for 1k.

What are you listening to /v/scape?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYrjkvalg1s

>>121389481
>2m whips
Since there's no pvp and no one will ever lose their whip realistically, 2m whips a is a complete joke.

>>121380384
>Randy Marsh has logged out

The blessed d'hide doesn't have a prayer bonus in this server?

>>121393932
>osrs content
LOL

>>121394791
What?

>>121395087
He said ">osrs content
LOL"

>>121394791
To be far, you'd expect anything that's "Blessed" to give a prayer bonus

>>121396953
Yeah and you would expect anything giving praise to the gods to give a small bonus too.

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>playing a server filled with super autists

>>121400545
to play runescape at all you have to be a super autist to be honest
that includes osrs and rs3

>>121400720
>to be honest
I think you mean desu. Don't be a faggot baka

>>121400720
>to play runescape at all you have to be a super autist to be honest
This. Just hard to see the autism for all the trees bots

>>121400545
this is slightly less autistic than the real deal since the exp rate is 2.25x and thus less grinding is involved, not to mention going afk and leaving your character to decimate aggressive druids in the edgevill dungeon, checking every minute or so to pick up mith bolts.

>>121406727
the players are super autists LMAO

cabbage teleport when?

Pikols, I request in the next update that "burnt" foods get renamed "rare black" foods. Like, rare black sharks or rare black monkfish.

>>121408559
Lol fuck that. We need some qol improvements like the ones mentioned in this post
>>121314772

>>121408559
this

Anyone wanna start a CC?
Reqs: At last 1800 total level, have talked less than 10 times in the past month on ::yell, no Randy Marsh

>>121414053
There are like 5 1800+ guys who actively play.

>No disease free herb patch :(

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AQNaUDKLQ3

Where is hammer man and his sweet music?

>>121414053
sounds like someone got banned from gaypinda's cc :^)

saving this meme

How many active players are there?

>>121422264
Around 50-100

>>121422264
Just one guy who has a ton of proxies and likes to talk to himself through different accounts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU5cMZymSr0

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hello, im new and from reg osrs. anyone wanna be my friend and help me start off?

>>121427590
wanna suck my dick lmao?

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Rangers boots when?

>>121431292
That's the file you run, dumbass.

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>>121427590

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buying
-dstones & key halves
-dharok's pl8
-spider eggs
-papayas and palm seeds

selling:
-super strs/super restores, preferably for spidor eggs
-birb eggs

call me ;)

>>121297336
hm for 1 wiki read

ded thred on a friday night

>>121437980
Those are free :^)

>>121442709
no.

https://sketchfab.com/models/5dcebcfaedbd4e7b8a27bd1ae55f1ac3

(س˘ཀ˘)س (‿ˠ‿)

why can the little orange Tz-keks hit through walls?

>>121455245
>>121457080
>>121457968
I reported all your posts faggot.

>>121460776
why dont you bump the thread then

>>121462326
here's you're reply

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tfw in class

>>121417741
I've never even joined that CC.

>>121469346
prove it

divination when

>>121474724
Divination came out after dungeoneering and summoning, so those would have to be added first.

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yes bully

After 3 almost entirely melee fights (with protect from melee turned on, of course) I have defeated Shigglydoo and will retain my meme title.

REMINDER THAT FIRST THING SUNDAY MORNING (US CENTRAL) THE FIRST PERSON TO MESSAGE ME HERE OR IN-GAME WILL GET THEIR SHOT AT THE MEME FIGHT OF THE WEEK

:v)

>>121457080
>>121455245
Why you posting locon here?

>>121488506
Literally no one gives a fuck you retarded autist

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>>121488506

>>121469346
tfw at uni but not in class, on break tucked away from all the normalfags in a hidden computer lab

I am cozier guaranteed

>>121469346
>>121492746
>tfw scheduled in such a way that I have no obligations on Friday
>lunch of BBQ pork and already snuggled into my couch drinking at 3 in the afternoon
the coziest

>>121492746
tfw uni has closed most ports and can't grind there during my boring classes

>>121497379
Good. You're there to learn, not play games, you little shitskin.

>>121488883
cause amazing artist and girly boys

>>121499251
it's bad enough you're a pedo, but you're a degenerate pedo

truly scum of scum tier