>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://strawpoll.me/3968111
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbyKA1H4F78
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet responsibly and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
http://i.imgur.com/LjvGBwi.jpg
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair: http://csgohelp.com/crosshair
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide: http://i.imgur.com/uUeAecY.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYEyIGLRqW0
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/UmC1Vsnh
I want to kill myself but can't because I need to get Global Elite.
You might think this is a joke. It isn't. I've wanted to kill myself for a long while now, probably since around 12 years old. The only thing that alleviated my depression when I was younger was Counter-Strike: Source. It was the best game I'd ever played. I swore to myself when I got bored of CS:S (two years after GO came out) that I wouldn't kill myself until I was GE. I didn't count rank 10 FaceIt, because, well, it sucked. Now that I'm DMG, I don't know what to do with myself. I still want to die, but I can't just keep pushing it off until the next rank up. I'm addicted to the game, yes, but I'd like to have some motivation to live other than a video game. I feel so pathetic. I've attempted suicide twice before and been admitted to a ward for two weeks once, which only made things worse. What else is there to live for? People generally bore or upset me. I have a girlfriend, friends, family, pets, a job, everything I could really ask for. I'm not allowed to get medication as I'm still under my parents insurance. I'm working on going back to therapy, but my parent's think my depression is just in my head. I'd really love some advice, or just someone to talk about random shit online with.
I hope people don't see this as some kind of joke. Just writing this has helped, to some degree.
Thanks.
>>121279402
it's gonna get better senpai
>tfw my team would rather pick up an AK than an awp
"We can't buy an AK, but you can buy an AWP"
desu i go to plebbit for csgo news because it's faster onto things than hltv
but goddamn they're fucking retarded, it legitimately makes me angry how retarded the userbase there is
it's just one big circlejerk but has no self-awareness like /csgog/; it's like watching the autistic kid in class talk about how his goal in life is to be cast as doctor who
>>121279569
M4A1 is better than an AK anyways.
>>121279569
maybe you're a shitter and they can actually kill with the ak?
>>121279402
Is this pasta
>open 3 infernos and 2 dust cluj cases i got from the streams
>sell the skins but before that scrape all the stickers
AHAHAHAHA I AM AN EVIL GENIUS
>>121279736
Kind of https://m.reddit.com/r/depression/comments/3dzqau/i_want_to_kill_myself_but_cant_because_i_need_to/
Anime above everything else.
>>121279402
>think my depression is just in my head
well it is...
>>121279583
Why does leddit like Semmler so much again? He spends half his time casting sucking french cock and half of the fucking frontpage or whatever it's called is just him. Why does it matter what he says? They seem to imply he is the one making decisions whereas he's just some caster than people might occasionally talk to at a lan
cheap god tier ramen:
1 packet beef/roast beef ramen
1 frozen hamburger patty
spices you prefer
Turn on 2 burners of your stove, one to cook the patty and one to cook the ramen. cook the patty tell one side is brown, then flip it and cut it into small chunks. Add prefered spices to the boiling ramen (i used hot sause, laweries, a1, pepper, salt) and let it boil. The noodles should turn soft. Let the hamburger chunks cook until they are fully cooked through, then dump them into the ramen. make sure to include any grease in the pan, it adds flavor. let the ramen simmer for 5-10 minutes for the beef and noodles to absorb the flavor. Serve and enjoy!
Allu is so fucking bad. How is he even part of the pro scene? Fucking mongol.
- Allu
+ Maikelelele
http://strawpoll.me/5920971
can anyone post a link to the csgo blog where
a) the cache skin collection was added
b) the overpass/cobble skin collections were added
thank
thorin being a real nigga right now
>>121280102
nah
>>121280216
oh ok
no thank
>>121280056
>implying newbabbies even know what ibp were curbed for
128 tick is for PROS
http://en.intelextrememasters.com/news/introducing-the-intel-extreme-masters-san-jose-csgo-broadcast-team/
>memechine
>le family show man
>affirmative action
>joe 'dont worry guise im relevant still!!!' miller
something tells me maniac's english is pretty shite as well
I dunno what you lads think of sadokist, but I'll take him any day over the ESL cancer. I'd like to see him and henryG develop some serious banter as they get to know each other more
>>121280056
summary?
allu is terrible desu senpai
>>121280401
oh god i hate esl so much
so which one of you is maikelele's ex-gf? i think she shitposts in /csgog/
>Definitely using hacks:
Niko
Oskar
KQLY
>Probably using hacks:
Guardian
Flusha
Happy
Anyone else to add?
>>121280196
based
>>121280056
shiet i didn't recognize dazed without glasses
>>121280537
stewie2k, rooroo
>>121280537
>Flusha not in the definitely using hacks tier
He just lifts his mouse bro
>>121279706
kek I am topfragging for my team so no
>>121280537
Glad to see happy in that list.
Can confirm his aimlock is in his glasses.
>>121280698
He's still not as obvious as someone like Niko. He's an old legend who always more or like played like that.
Why is everyone all of a sudden talking about ex-ibp?
>>121280537
kio
>women
not even once
>>121280698
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if this was the case. Whenever I review my own demos, there are times where I'm turning and my crosshair will land on a wall first because I can't get to where I want fully without lifting 2-3 times.
Golden dorito to when?
https://twitter.com/fnaticFlusha/status/661545575679176704
what does this mean senpaitachi
>>121280958
>>121281316
I'm unsure. He sometimes flickshots while doing it and gets kills through smoke with it. The frequency of its occurrence leads me to be extremely doubtful of flusha being a legitimate.
post THAT bet boys
I miss that scout. But I still think they should be unbanned.
>>121281553
The frequency is like, 15 webms though. Meanwhile, he's played hundreds of matches with a minimum of 16 rounds each match.
https://twitter.com/katjamorgun
lamo
>>121280537
Edward.
https://youtu.be/E6-wly9eXl8?t=53m16s
>>121281963
everyone already knew that maikelele had a small dick desu senpai
>>121281449
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>121281449
who knows
some kind of euro "humor"
hey guys just wondering why happy is allowed to cheat
thanks
>>121281963
>thinks she's embarrassing anyone but herself
women are so stupid
>>121282868
they are trying to make him some kind of E-sport commercial superstar. It's all for the dosh.
gonna go buy 2 burgers and post pics here!
get ready :)
>>121280696
stewie is probably the number one most likely to be cheating player in the scene right now
>>121283868
shit senpai I'm about to buy some burgers too
>>121283952
whoa post pics! mine are gonna be a bit since i need to go to the bank first then walk around town
I feel like I only win matches where I go huge and at least 30 bomb
the ones where I mid frag I literally never win is there something that causes this
>tfw team has a 2v1 and instead they want to play two 1v1s
>>121284132
have you ever played a match where you feel like your team is sucking shit and so are you then you win like 16-8 and you drop a high 20? i hate that feel but it's funny
>>121284132
>>121284374
The last week I've been completely carrying (30+ kills) every time my team loses, but whenever I get a win I'm at the bottom of the scoreboard.
>>121284682
u probably bait the shit out of everybody and """""""""""""""""""""""lurk""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" so you can only win when your team can win 4v5
100
I hate it
What do CSGO people call each other?
You know like Dota = Dotards, LoL = League Babbies, etc
>>121282868
the game is random as shit and people need idols to look up to, so they need to create them artificially as it's just not possible to be consistent in csgo
>>121286474
gotards
>>121284317
hello reddit
>>121286474
Neck yourselfs
>Inb4 someone says I made that term famous :DDDDD ebin
>>121286870
i'm the poster who made the series of posts that the guy who started the neck yourself term replied to with neck yourself
whats the best furfag gun skins
>>121287015Fuck off.
should i eat my burger when i order it or take it home and enjoy with a brew
my dad started the neck yourself meme
>>121287189
Always at home
>>121286474
we call each other bro a lot
>>121287189
Addendum, they sell brews at both places i'm getting burgers
>>121287189
make sure not to make eye contact with the clerk anon!
>440 hours
>SMFC
>have 5 phoenix boxes, battle scarred elite build ak and some shitty white p250 skin
how the fuck do i get skins i keep losing bets + drops are non existant these days
>>121287494
no thanks, i'm not a sperg. also clerk? you mean cashier?
What does Vladyslava do?
Is she like the general cum dumpster of the whole CIS scene or what?
>>121288520
No she is the queen of /csgo/Anyone got that webm?
....... do people actually play fantasy esports?
>>121280423
what do you mean? they fixed matches and then tried to hide it
>>121288172
anon, a nice boy like you shouldn't be making eye contact. please keep your eyes down and dont let anybody take advantage of you.
>>121289283
uhhh gotards
>>121289283
Do they? Don't tell me that Vulcun shilling from pros actually works
>>121287245
nah we call eachother senpai desu
>"on spot"
which nova skin is the best?
>>121291389
walnut, imho
pretty but not overbearing
>>121289283
Alphadraft/Vulcun are for money laundering
Is betting on every single low percent team (<30%) a good strat? Or will you eventually just run out?
'FNS has to spread his arms while taking a shower or he falls thru the drain.'
Do you play better before or after you fap?
>>121291725
>is betting exclusively on percentages rather than knowing the teams
no
>>121286474
we call each other "counter strike: global offensive buddies"
>>121280056
>71% no
Call 4chan shit if you want, but the userbase here will never be as self-righteous as the hypocritical crusaders on Reddit.
>>121293032
Before, always. Not fapping always help me peform better.
yo someone reply to me
thanks senpai
>>121294016
I just fapped but I wanna play but I don't wanna lose at the same time because I just ranked up on supreme and Im already -1 lose.
://///////////////////////////
>>121286994
no that was me actually
I'm LE, constantly ranking up since my start last spring at Silver 2 and top fragging most of the time. Does that mean I'll get gud someday?
>>121295026
it literally was not
>>121294162
hey
>>121294848
what does it matter you cant derank anyway just grab your free global
>>121295058
no everyone is just absolute shit
POST 'EM
>>121295067
i said it like 6 times
>>121295257
>go knife
>not source knife
neck yourself
left click left click right click is literal cod tier easy
>>121295136
Nevermind I just got in a game with my mfe smurf :^)
>>121293989
I can't understand a permanent ban for this sort of shit, and do not understand the thought process behind the people who think throwing a match for (insignificant) profit deserves such a harsh measure.
From what I've read people are mostly angry that they lied about it, but if you actually put yourself in the players shoes it is very understandable. Hell, even semmler went through a list of points in his recent rant where he had all these excuses that I'm pretty sure he at least considered semi-valid, so people are having some level of empathy here, but then they completely throw it out of the door when they reach the lying part.
Do they not understand that the players thought a major part of their life was burning down around them? They were probably scared as shit, and made the wrong decision under duress. I do not see how this deserves a permanent ban from competing. I am sure that most people calling ibp out would end up bitching out and lying about it if they were in the situation where the only proof against them was something that you could just say was bullshit.
What a bunch of fucking faggots.
>>121295257
>mouse: check
>knife: check
>waifu: ...
gtfo
>>121295312
if you're saying that you said "neck yourself" 6 times, that is not what i am arguing. i was saying that i was the poster who had all the neck yourself posts directed at, thus i was the cause of the neck yourself maymay.
>>121280056
why did Ska get away? he played like shit as well
>>121281963
good god this womyn gets me hardcute shitposting
>>121295739
i revived the lenny face meme on reddit and i was the first person to post the ok emoji mao
fucking cod squeakers s2g
>inferno mm ct-side
>squeaker "hello guys first time playing this map!"
>wtf kid
>they want 3a, 2b
>go b twice even though they call me "retard" for it and tell me to go a
>it's obvious they're gonna go b but go a anyway to keep team happy
>Ts rush b and win, twice
>write "fuckin noob team"
>squeaker and some slav start talking shit
>trying to votekick me
>"kek lads trying to kick a carrier?"
>grief for a bit, get bored as they haven't kicked me, start carrying again
>finish 13-16 loss, 3:2 kdr, and carrying
>squeaker is bottom frag and negative kdr with 2 other players
coulda won it if it wasn't for squeaks
no uprank for me tho
minimum 15 age requirement when?
>>121295763
he did not profit from the act
honestly the entire uproar is nonsensical
people burn dazed at the stake for being the ringleader
but then they also burn steel at the stake for being the ringleader
they say that swag should be unbanned just because he was underageb&, because obviously the day you turn 18 you suddenly burst into awareness of the world around you
people don't even mention azk because he was a quiet autist
i think a large part of the hate for dazed and steel are because they are not quiet autists so they must be the big bad men that terrorized the poor souls of swag, azk, and skadoodle
stupid stupid stupid
>>121296968
damn look at those FUCKING lips ROFL
>>121295609
Agreed. If you do something "wrong", and then you're potentially going to face dire consequences, what incentive do you have to admit to it?
It makes no sense to expect that.
>>121295257
Good choice, senpai! Maki is best girl!
>>121297630
Further, I guarantee a significant portion of these people have done something wrong in their lives and denied it until they were caught.
It's just a nonsensical thing to focus on, in my opinion.
>14-14 while they are on eco and we have like 6k each
>we are winning the round, 2 of them already dead
>suddenly, everyone of us disconnects at the same time
>we all reconnect, round lost
>we all have ~1.7k because of rejoining
never been so salty at a loss
>>121295257
>>121299069
>favorite weapon
>knife
uhh
>>121299365
I thought knives were weapons.
>>121299439
They're tools.
>>121299524
A weapon is a tool...
>>121299524
My dick is a tool that I put in your mother.
>>121295257
>>121295257
my man
>>121295257
>>121300047
You've got to be an average Global Elite if you use Steelseries LOL
>>121300185
>not using SteelSeries
>>121295257
what noise does a duck make?
>>121301084
quack
>>121301084
i don't remember haven't left house in a long time
Does this kind of thinks work anon?
http://shop-csgo.org/?click=163148
>>121301084
EOEEESG
>Comp
>Enemy walling like mad
>Not even trying to be stealthy about it
>His aim is still shit
>End up going 16 to 7
Why do shitty players think walls alone will help them?
>>121300047
fuck off issashine
>>121295257
>>121298080
>>121299069
>>121300047
>>121301039
>>121302789
why do you all have bad mice?
If you favourite the
>>>/vg/csgog
page you can have instant access to /csgog/ threads instantly
>>121303182
G303 is a great mouse though. Shroud is one of the best aimers in the game and he uses it.
>>121303182
because getting to GE doesn't require a good mouse
OWNED
>>121303247
>shroud uses it so that means I should too
if shroud ate his own shit before a match do you think it would make you good if you did it to?
>>121303298
thats the point of my post
those are all trashy "gamer" mice lol
i got to global with a $20 mouse
>>121303431
>shroud uses it so that means I should too
Shroud uses it therefore it's not much if at all an inhibitor.
>>121303431
well what mouse would be a good mouse then
>>121303487
if shroud wore wet diapers when he played matches do you think you should too
>>121303495
a non "gamer" shitty one
>>121303580
ok I'll use a 5 euro mouse it surely will be much better than my current mouse thank you for your input
>>121303757
>being mad because you bought into gamer gear
>start game
>on fire
>19 frags first half
>only 4 second half
i fucking hate this
>>121303970
Yes I'm mad that you don't even have arguments to say that they're bad mice except IT'S MY OPINION XDXDXDXD
>>121303580
>if shroud wore wet diapers when he played matches do you think you should too
It's less that I should use wet diapers, and more that wet diapers are not inhibiting Shroud (and thus me) in any significant way.
There's no reason to take your analogy at face-value though, because you'd have to demonstrate that the negatives of eating shit are comparable to the negatives of using the G303. What negatives are there?
>flusha is still not banned
Explain this gotards
>>121304242
Why would he be banned? You have to break rules to be banned.
>>121304242
>pay to be whitelisted from VAC
>banned never
it's that eZ
>>121303580
There are a lot of places where 'gamer' is a terrible thing. Gamer headsets are complete trash and will have the mic break, you're better off buying a proper set of phones and a desktop mic. Gamer monitors are trash unless they boast a higher refresh rate. But mice? A good mouse sensor is actually kinda useful, and a good gaming mouse is also going to feel really good. My Zowie EC2 is the single most comfortable mouse I have ever usedthough the build quality is trash
> have a gaming chair, gaming desk, gaming lamp, gaming monitor, gaming glasses, gaming monitor, gaming mousepad, gaming arm sleeve, gaming keyboard, gaming mouse, gaming headset, gaming glove, gaming pc, gaming air conditioner, eat gamer food and take gaming adderall
>only mge
yo wtf
>>121306034
whats a gamer food
>>121306189
it decreases your metabolism
hello the burgers have arrived
>>121306941
u gonna share bro?
>>121306941
Holy fug that looks delicious. I've been taking a break from going to restaurants for while.
>>121306941
please input your stance on gamer things before continuing in this thread
>>121307143
>tfw I haven't been to a restaurant for at least 5 years, and haven't had fast food in a year
>>121307153
u b u senpai
>>121307436
>shitposter is over 21years old
That's a bit sad.
>>121297419
me on the left
>>121307528
Do you dislike burgs?
>>121307436
>root beer
>halo
>spending money on free games
disgusting
>>121279402
If your brain is fucking you over by producing or not producing whatever chemicals that make you feel this way you need to see a doctor.
>>121307436
>two whole burgers plus fries
Holy fuck I hope that's the only thing you ate today you fat fuck.
>>121307829
That's actually to buy undertale. And it's hard rootbeer ;)
>>121306941
>>121307238
>>121307436
I dislike this meme
>>121308001
t. europoor
>>121308001
all i had before these burgers was two beers, and i'm probably gonna only eat half the burgs. i just wanted to feel like a burger king
>>121308006
>not having a credit or debit card
;)
>play with friends one rank higher then me
>carry them hard 5 games in a row, top fragging each and winning each one with a margin
>still not ranking up
What a shitty game.
>>121295257
The only non faggot template possible. Just put your own weapon instead of mine, any other choice is fueled by faggotry.
shorts are for c
>>121308627
>calling other people a faggot
>using that mouse
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>121286474
gogurts
>>121308627
>flip knife
>non-faggot
>>121308761
>2015
>MX510 doesn't exist
>buy the closest thing which is literally this mouse
>"LOL0OLOLOLOL THAT MOUSE"
It's pretty simple, unless you're a pro with sponsors, if you do not use this mouse you are either a bandwagon newfag that is stuck in GN2 or someone with different tastes that I respect.
You obviously are a faggot stuck in GN2.
>>121308942
i got global with a $20 mouse retard
tfw silver
>>121308994
>GE
>good
Dude, I'm literally unranked and I shit on GEs 100% of the time. Git gud.
>>121308942
whatever you waifuless loner
hello am 48 year old mann from somalia. sorry for my bad england. i selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you i play with 400 ping on brazil server and im Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my storY . . .
>have russian on my team
>we're fucking american
>like what
>whatever, maybe they aren't so bad
>continuously asks if we speak russian
>investigates our inventories like he's fucking nancy drew or some shit
>asks for skins and cases
>makes callouts in russian
holy fucking shit
>>121308942
g400s exists you retard
>>121308942
G502 is way too heavy of a mouse. Use the G402 instead.
>>121308334
like actually, how do you think i bought this shit? rofl.
>>121310005
cash
retard
FCKKM THIS LAG
FCKKM THIS LAG
FCKKM THIS LAG
FCKKM THIS LAG
>>121309381
This is what Scandinavians have to deal with every single match.
>>121310004
>hurr durr heavy mice are shit
I'm using the G700sI know it's a meme mouse but it's still a very good mouse.
>>121310056
After seeing it first-hand, I'm so sorry. Americans have it good it seems.
why are brits commentating NA vs NA matches
pretty dank tbqh
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=476767498
>using a gayming mouse
lmao
>>121309952
400 is perfect for people who like light mice, yes.
>>121310004
And that's why I got the 502. Exact same grip as previous models while being heavy enough. I'm a claw grip but I like them heavy, like my tits.If you're a waifufag, you're SOL.
>>121310919
Poorfag detected.
U jelly?
>>121310948
Is there such a thing as a good player who prefers a heavy mouse?
>>121310792
because there are no UK teams to cast since they suck so much at the game
>>121311043
A lot, actually. But I'd agree that logically people who can only play with heavy mice are mostly "high rank", but not pro.
>>121311145
When I say "good" I mean around premiere or invite.
>>121310056
scandinavians best csgo players I've ever played with not even kidding. Everytime I have scandinavians in my team I know its gonna be a good game. Can you explain that?
>>121312238
They have the highest average IQ's among whites. That entails faster mental reaction times and all that.
It's no wonder they dominate games like CS:GO.
They'd still get shit on by Koreans or other East Asians if CS:GO ever took hold there, which doesn't seem likely.
>>121312660
>azn
>fps
>>121280537
I know Oskar IRL and he doesnt hack, Czechs are just autistic and never wanted to play in international teams because muh patriotism, not until now that is.
>>121312238
Playing video games is not seen as a social stigma over here and people play video games all their lives. European parents are generally not as strict when it comes to video games either, so kids can play for as long as they like growing up. Faster to adapt since we've been playing games for so long, I assume.
>>121312897
>if CS:GO ever took hold there, which doesn't seem likely.
>>121313075
White American parents aren't measurably more strict than White European parents brah.
>>121313153
asians just simply cant play fps
>LG
>CLG
Ez LG
>>121313195
Ya thats why I shitpost in D2general that they are playing asian mans esport.
the only white man esport is CS:GO period.
apparently lem accounts are worth like $30
brb quitting my job
>>121313396
okay
>>121313396
What can you do with $30
lol
>>121313396
>>121313789
>>121314115
neck yourself
yo senpaitachi hook me up with skines :^)
>>121313396
>10 games to get a rank
>30 minutes or so for most games
>300 minutes average to get a rank not including you have to be decent at the game
>5 hours for $30
you're making 5 dollars an hour if you actually do this which is lower than minimum wage
ameriburgers, what game to watch right now, liquid vs br or c9 match?
>>121313195
Sure they can. There just isn't a F2P competitive FPS.
I have heard that Asians have problems with motion sickness in FPS games, and maybe that is an important factor, but then Asians being worse at FPS games than whites has to do with something other than raw skill and intelligence in gaming.
>>121314487
You need to get level 3 too, so that's about 3-4 hours. Plus the $14,99 for the csgo unless it's on sale.
>>121314487
>be a NEET
>suck at the game
>can still get LE easily
BRB gonna start doing this.
>>121314487
its actually worse than that
>pay $6 for an account on g2a when they go on sale
>play 10 hours of casual or valve dm to get rank 3
>play 10-15 hours to get the 10 wins
>get place in lem and sell the account for $30
>1 or 2 bucks an hour
but i'd be playing csgo whether I'm getting paid or not
>>121315165
you'd be making close to what pros make
>>121315271
this desu
>>121315165
You didn't think about the power bill !
>pay $6 for an account on g2a when they go on sale
>play 10 hours of casual or valve dm to get rank 3
>play 10-15 hours to get the 10 wins
>get place in lem and sell the account for $30
>1 or 2 bucks an hour
>Pay $5-7 average for the power used over that time
>Sell it for $30-35
It'd be easier to be the guy that buys peoples smurfs for low and sells them for higher.
why does faceit use ebot instead their own bot (^ANNA or however is it called)?
>>121315271
desu i bet tier 3-4 pros are probably the guys boosting people to global for 5 bucks a win
>>121291389
Bloomstick looks nice but its kinda expensive, rn i have a souvenir walnut from cologne 2015 with a Taz autograph
>>121315480
the point is that I spend 30 hours a week playing csgo anyway, might as well make 20 bucks doing it
Global is Easy. Cevo and ESEA pugs are easy. Where do I go from here?
why are these threads ded outside of international majors?
>>121316563
Join a team and go pro
>>121316578
no waifu to talk about
who browsing from work here
NEETS do not reply
>>121316696
what kind of work do you do and how do i get a job like that?
>>121316563
add good people on esea and form a team
stop cheating in my game you turbonerd kennyfag
am I good now
CLG should take this considering LG just got back from a rough trip and got trashed an hour ago, right?
>>121317796
Not until you play in the best team in the world.
>tfw u try stretched 1024
c o z y
would you date cadian
hes a top
>coL down 2-13 to Fe
>"oh well time to eat dinner"
>come back
>coL actually came back to win it 21-16
wow thx 4 da most effortless skins of my life Fe-ggots roflmao
>>121316696
Here wassup senpai
>>121319112
Fe died when skdc lived
Your lips aren't small, they're fine dude! Funny thing is, you look exactly like my bro Mike! He used to go out nightly and always brought a chick back to the pad, and he would always tear dat ass up lamo!
>>121318090
Yep. CLG should win 16-13, something like that.
haha xDDD look at my le meme man skin xDDDXDDDD xdd https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=476767498
god I hate cs
>>121321747
at least the pun is kinda funny
>>121317796
good job you made it to GE when it literally accounts for nothing now. Literally the standard of players LE is about what MG1's were a year ago, GE is about LE it's a joke
until you play invite for a team no matter the region, australia, america, europe you aren't good
honest question.
Do any of you like stat tracks? They just make the gun look ugly and the number is totally pointless. Not only that, but they make the skin even more expensive. I don't care for stat track at all. I won't ever trade for one because it feels like a waste of money
>>121321747
surprising to see retards in this general not liking this skin
most of you idiots are from /r9k/ and love that unfunny shit
its a bad skin
>Game is tied at the half
>enemy completely wipes us 2nd half with questionable kills and spot checks at times
Report?
>>121321939
I wish you could have the carved in number ala knives for guns. The weird numbercounter looks like trash.
>>121322189
its fucking terrible
just uncrated a battle scar Asiimov. I hate the nerd gun designs so what should I do with it? I feel like my luck won't return if I sell it and try more crates.
Fuck Kek Logic Gaming. Why did I trust my skins with these shitters. Not even close to winning a gun round.
>>121303015
post unzoomed version
>>121323365
iktf. These faggots are never going to win a lan.
>>121323193
Sell it and stick with default AWP because all of them are gaudy as fuck.
>>121323408
why?
>>121323521
because?
>>121323606
you are asking me to post something for you, why do you want it?
>>121323819
fuck off issashine
>>121323883
lol? im not that guy
>>121323975
then post it
>>121324025
you haven't told me why you want it
>>121324109
so i can help you post it in every thread
CLG vs LG is one of the worst matches I've seen in a while. Fuck CLG. How are they allowed to play with no care in the world when they are professionals.
>>121318358
>>121321870
rude tbqh
I didn't even play pre-vacwave though
>>121324449
They're not professionals
>Betting CLG
Why did I ever think this was a good idea....
>>121324449
>>121324953
You should never! bet on CLG if the odds are even or they aren't under dogs.
Lost $20 on them in a bo3 v. CoL 2 weeks ago. At least you've learned your lesson.
LG has gotten much better online in recent times.
How do I flip a 30 dollar skin into knives
Who else here /permabannedfromESEAchatfortellingmegamantokillhimself/ ?
> Semphis just got a kill on to A sit and the whole team is here
> Should we take the site?
> .... Naw, JUST wait 20 seconds for the CT's to rotate
Complexity everyone.
>>121325695
you talk like an autist
Thank fuck!
>>121325501
PLEASE
I NEED TO BECOME WARREN BUFFET
HOW DO I FLIP A THIRTY DOLLAR SKINE INTO KNIVES 4 DAYS??
>>121286474
Silvers
>>121324152
>@issashine_'s Tweets are protected.
Do I look like I want your help?
How do I get out of LE with no friends?
>>121327925
play better
>>121327925
use your brain, get free esea codes each month, and play on there to get better
>>121326930
fuck off issa
>>121328409
add me and tell me to my face
>>121329125
id/issashine
>yfw Guardian once smacked his teammate in the back of his head with a mouse because he was playing poorly
>>121329271
issa you are seriously one of the worst LEMs i have ever had the displeasure of queuing with
kill yourself
>>121330636
why are you here? like actually. no one likes you and you just whine about how mean we are then set your stuff to private because you're a faggot.
>>121330767
not cacti, you dumb tranny. cut off your dick and bleed out already.
>>121329271
>>121330767
who are these people
>>121330887
I don't know why anime shitters keep being mentioned in this thread. I've been here daily for over a year and it's not like they post here or make themselves known often. It's beyond me why they are so popular.
Do people communicate outside of this board or is it just a group of friends posting about each other?
>>121330767
>>121330636
ROFL
nice job retard
>>121331221
>cacti still mad
>>121331089
its just some steam group probably
csgog isnt the same without "t b h" and "f a m" ngl
>>121331498
fuck off cacti
>>121331524
>implying im that retarded gook
>>121331524
nice one cacti but i got you
why is NA csgog just retarded animeposter circlejerk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp1btLIQX-4
>>121332137
I'm guessing you don't know who tali is you fucking redditor
>>121332137
it isnt
i'm na and i don't like the na csgo community, i don't like the na csgo pro community either
>>121331308
if you think everyone is cacti, what does that say about you?
>>121331498
#burgerlivesmatter
>not watching 4k 60fps streams on hitbox
what are you doing with your life?
>>121332665
not watching bad content just because it is technically better
i bet you enjoy avatar
>>121332354
this entire thread has been all me to be honest
ONLY
POST
THE
HARD
SHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRo48zg2iyU
>>121332832
Thanks me too
>>121332970
BruH I'll beat slim Jesus wit his own gun this lil dude look soft as fuck haha what is happening to hip hop BruH fa real this shit garbage!
>>121332970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8hzJpeRLG0
>>121333182
smdh tbqh you ever seen black irl witeboi? of course u never witeboi from wyoming smqh
>>121298080
I'd fuck you tb h
ever since i left the city (you)
>Doing greatest winstreak in mm everMaybe not entirely win streak since some were tied
>12 games in
>Get team of retards
>No armor ever
>Always shitty weapons they can't use
>Deagle
>Scout
>PP-bizon
>Lose because it always ends me vs 3 in the end since everyone rushes in and dies
>Enemy team rich as fuck with awps, m4s, grenades
Why does matchmaking do this?
What did I do to deserve this fate?>tfw thought this would end when you became golden ak
>>121333923
>tfw thought this would end when you became golden ak
you kidding? back pre vac people only stopped really being retards in high mgs or dmg, now it's even higher up
>>121333580
(You) (You) (You)
just got this, when do I start seeing less russians? DMG?
>>121334396
Are you EU? Then probably never desu
>>121334526
Might as well kill myself now then.
>>121333923
It never ends, mate. I am SMFC and had a game with guys rushing every round as CT and dying and then leaving me at B to go 1v4, 1v3
>>121334396
I'm MGE and get queued up with them every match still.
>que for comp
>dust 2
>terrorist
>enemy team seems to know whitch site we also go to
>normally 1 round 4 on a
>we go a again and then theres 4
>go mid smoke ct make it look like mid b and theres 3 cat
>w/e
>ct
>they always push our weakest site
>we stacked b once and they went a
>stacked b again and they went a
>whatever must be good game sense for mg2
>end game
>vac has detected a cheater in the server
>literally 4/5 of the enemy team banned
Fucking knew they were walling or something
>>121335171
nice blog post f@m
Nxl or Secret?
>you will never be as good and handsome as nbk
Why are scout dualies so good?
I couldn't do the clip normally, would have been too long
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZphZ9cFxaA
help my gf get a pc and cs go
>cobbles slowly rising in price
yesss, fo4 for free
i am dum
i think im dum
i dum af desu senpai baka
>>121295609
In other cases they would be forgiven, but seeing that it was the first major violation in CSGO where Valve steps in, they have to be harsh with the ban hammer to set the precedent for possible future problems.
>>121335742
oh hey shit guru is back with things no one cares about
I think I'm happy
>>121337206
Did you 1v5 and win the round recently?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tks_6VzRjXk
>>121337337
yeah i've aced recently. it's nothing special in mm.
>>121337329
fuck off if you are happy stop aimlocking cunt
how many people in here have a crush on potter ?
be honest
>>121337854
isn't she like 6 feet?
>>121337472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj3bCXViNNM
>>121337880
6'2
you make it sound like that's a problem
>>121338015
source? she was like 6'0 max when i saw her at lan
>>121337925
i am dum
Why does not a single pro cs player wanna say anything about flusha clips, is it for real or just paranoia, even kqly ignores the question ?
>>121338067
it says so in her twitch faq
twitch dot tv/omgitspooter
>>121338249
Dude, you are a year late for the meme. Stop posting.
>>121338249
because there's a fuck ton of clips for everyone like that, just more than most for flusha. look at the happy clips, i think theres some for G2 players, ect. no one wants to be witch hunted and desu if DHW 2014 didnt find any hacks and fnatic still played that good, it's kind of hard to argue that they hack
>>121337854
She is disgusting as fuck
But I would totally let her vape my dick
>>121338276
*potter
>>121337854
>harvy in the background
literally perfect
>>121338342
Ive never seen clips for anyone else like those, where you out of blue just snap on the player in the middle of the wall, nowhere near wallbang spots, but if no one is willing to confirm it i cant be sure either, i cannot claim my judgement is better than everyone elses.
>>121326605
buy more thirty dollar skins and sell them for a knife
>>121338532
shox (i think) did it on that nip match on cache in the major, happy does it on the reg, and i'm pretty sure i've seen a few others. the thing is everyone's eyes are on flusha, so of course you're going to see more of them. i'm not saying it isn't odd or anything, but you can't say that prove hacking, especially, again, when dhw14 had a top performance by fnatic
>>121337854
that girl is a total slut
no thank you
>>121338532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uUWg9PBzbI
every player has had a couple moments over the course of their careers but it's dumb to claim that they are cheating because they have been played so many matches and one suspicious-looking mouse swipe from one round doesn't mean that they are aimlocking or something.
>>121338946
buddy , we need some slut proof to back that up .
fucking semphis doesn't make her a slut
>>121339425
i was calling her a slut from her looks
u better back the fuck off
who tf uppp
clicc like
I invented the neck yourself meme.
>>121339863
what is your favorite burger?
>>121339923
I'm gay.
>>121339923
I like men
>>121340016
cool, so like, is there some rainbow burger or are you a fan or normal burgers? are pretty patties real?
>>121340053
cock in my holes
>people would defend flusha
why tho
http://oddshot.tv/shot/izakooo-2015103111190296
0:16
please defend this without resorting to, b-but everyone does that!
yeah, no
nobody else snapshots (actually shoots) people through 2 walls and across a third of the map's length
I got me some braids and I got me some hoes
>>121340132
what type of burger of this? does it have 2 patties and a hotdog or something? pickles? thousand island?
>>121340286
its dicks covered in cum shoved in my holes
>>121340384
long name for a burger, is it on the in-n-out secret menu or something?
>>121340426
it's not a burger dude, he's talking about wanting penises in his anus and mouth!
>tfw im the next flusha
>>121340198
>kioshima at 4 seconds
hacking
a
c
k
i
n
g
>>121340495
weird, i thought this was an ama.
so i'm asking about burgers, please keep your answers on topic
>>121340426
the secret is cocks pounding in and out of my throat while they blast their cum directly down into my stomach
IM TIRED OF BEING A VIRGIN
THIS ENDS NOW
>>121340578
yeah i like milkshakes too, but they're pretty fattening so i stay away!
>take cock in butt
>get warm juices
>win
>>121340684
nice
>>121340684
can i stick my dick in you though
>i-its okay if its with you anon kun ;_;
>no senpai to fuck my boipuss
wtf yall gay ass witebois
what's your favorite skin?
for me it's my super battlescarred faded zebra m4a4, it ends up making it just have a subtle bit of color instead of looking fucking stupid
kancolle sux!
touhou best!
>>121340912
fuck off issa you're transhit
neck yourselves
>tfw no cute cock to worship
kill me fampai
reminder that nobody on csgog is actually gay they just pretend to be gay because they've been neet loser virgins for so long that they're desperate for any kind of attention
>>121341168
>tfw you realize the truth
just kill me
>>121341352
I would if I could
cut her hair off
>Tfw got positive KDA ratio for the first time in DM
^_____^
>>121341550
delete this
>>121341550
i've been doing that since like gn2
what's wrong with you
>>121341168
>they've been neet loser virgins for so long
being 18 and virgin isnt really some life long misery run, just sayin, anyway you can pay a hooker if that bothers you kids so much, but fyi that doesnt take away the weirdness.
>when they rush u @ bakc of sight
oh shit!@ why did none of yall niggas tell me the new GiTs movie is out
>>121340198
Stop posting this. Reddit doesn't want you and we don't either.
>>121288031
money
http://oddshot.tv/shot/izakooo-2015103111190296
0:16 flusha clearly locking on through 2 walls and shooting
>>121340617
>fucked a hooker in amsterdam when i was 18
>noticed that sex is totally overrated
if it's really that much of an issue to you just fuck a prostitute
HS only DM vs regular DM?
I want to get better at aiming, how should I play the DM? I know spraying is completely useless and overall just going for the kills, but how to play DM so I would actually improve at aim?
>>121341821
>it's a continuation of Ghost in the Shell: Arise
>>121342224
welp stopping my download
gg
>>121342013
never play hs dm, it just gives you shitty habits and has no benefits over regular dm
best deagle desu
>>121341964
>losing virginity to a hooker
i hope you are joking that is pathetic
when the lights are cutting out
and i come down in your room
>>121341168
I'm actually gay though
>>121342816
i really like the night because source lol
oh baby don't feel so down, it turns me off and i feel left out
>>121342816
>Not the conspiracy and naming it "made in israel"
baka, it's like you don't even like memes
if u see izakoo oddshot 16 seconds flusha lock!!
Penta 16 - 13 EnVyUs
Screenshot this
>>121343379
Fuck off you subhuman slavshitter.
>>121343585
oh believe me they can, and they can even fuck your white sister (who is horny as fk for BBC) anyday and make little black swedish babies ahah hope u like it bruh.
GOT'EEM
>>121343930
>spending like $30 on stickers to get a stupid badge
>>121343965
less than $10 tbqh
>sawed off
>m249
>dualies
>T autosniper
>bizon
why are these weapons even in the game
>>121344264
either holdovers, balance for a weapon the other side has or actually useful in some situations (see dualies and bizon for anti-eco)i wish the t autosniper was an SKS with no scope tbqh
>>121343930
>>121344079
What does the other one look like? I failed the Fantasy Team one.
>>121344671
i failed the team one so idk
>>121344264
because it's a shit game made by retards
saw someone posting here that said i should get LE in under 100 wins or I'm trash
you say you never done this before and that's cool and all but i want you to try this with me
don't worry
>>121345078
If you don't get global in below 100 you should kill yourself.
>>121342837
would have been more pathetic to be a virgin in college , where i would have lost it to some slut .
what's the difference ?
>>121345078
i calibrated at silver 4 and got le at 81 wins
i havent played matchmaking in a long time though
>>121345135
necking myself inc
>go to that anime jlist site
>you can buy "2D Girl tear lotion"
wtf lmao people jack off with fake anime girl tears?
>10 minute esea queues
necking myslef rn
thanks reddit!
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/3rk0f8/steam_workshop_the_pepebizon_the_rarest_gun_on/
whats tje name of that site like csgojackpot except its only for shitty .04 skins/cases
>>121345867
i think its time desu to kek go to bed baka desu desu kek famtbhsmhkektbh
>>121346564
That's only very slightly more obnoxious than your average Asimov, tbqh
>>121346564
5/5 would use
lel NiP members have not been paid yet for Cologne.
>>121346824
yeah just played a cobble game where an open team tried really hard against randoms
i can pull like 90 adr but lose literally every game
fuckin jw making good tweets then del'ing them
https://twitter.com/jwCSGO/status/662218535192690688
what did he say? #godbless
>>121347547
what was it
Hello guys if any of you are playing csgo or just have it on your steam account you can try the new gambling site: http://www.csgodouble.com
it's really fun and simple, also you can get free 500 credits by using promote code:
EZSKINZFORYOU
you have to type the promote code when you click on "FREE CREDITS"
Good luck ! i just made 25euros in the past hour.
>>121347814
it was something like #dailypaint #godbless and with a picture
>>121347547
>>121347805
>>121347814
>>121347862
BIRUS
>>121347895
thanks senpai
>add +lookatweapon to every bind
>become global elite
... gotards?
>>121348261
10/10
jesus christ you guys are literally all faggots
>actually think a team that throws should be allowed back
>actually think like half the pros are hacking on LAN after the KQLY incident
>actually liking thorin
>half of you are weeaboos
I bet you faggots actually think steel is cool too. the most annoying, autistic piece of shit that ever existed, I'd love to beat the fuck out of his disgusting jew-nose having face
>>121348380
anyone who even tries to take fans' money or skins unfairly should be banned
holy fuck why does nobody in eu understand you cant play 1 mid in cache on ct
I have to literally beg to get even 2people to play mid and we always lose from ts going mid because you cant hold off a mid push solo
this was never a problem in na
>>121348573
i think it's more of an NA map, like mirage is probably more of an EU map since no one knows how to hold mid/b on NA
>>121348573
i'd say it's a question of how shit tier your match is
generally people just default to 2 people on each site and the lone guy somewhere between on CT side in basically all maps, which is of course quite weak in many of them. just how it is if you solo queue
i fucking hate playing mid alone in cache too, it's only bearable with awp and even then you feel like you are way too predictable since you can basically only do 1 thing
>>121348261
should I actually do this?
dont have it binded anywhere yet
>Maikelele's ex-gf talking about how he didn't give her orgasm and he has a small dick
>>121349390
She needs a real man like Dosia in her life to set her straight. Someone that speaks her language.
>>121349390
She also said they're cutting fox so she might just be meming
>>121349709
I mean, didn't they break up before the major? They might have been thinking about it before.
>had gorgeous ass Kara blue steel
>nobody offered for it
>swap for ugly ass scratched bayo slaughter with a "kitty pattern"
>5 trade offers in 20 mins
why does the csgog community have such shit taste?
rank the following groups in how terrible they are: Reddit, iBP hatefags, VACfags, anime, hackers, ESEAfags, Add [X] to mappoolfags, the french/french fanboys, NiP fanbogs, G2 fanboys, HLTV, caster fangays,"check out what I did in AK" posters, skinsfags, traders/csgol traders, awpers who can't rifle, riflers who hate awps, smurfs, NAfags, AUSfags, streamers/streamer fans, youtubers/youtuber fans, idiots who just started playing cs and want spoonfeeding, memers. Feel free tto add your own.
>>121349992
i dunno how i'd rate those but people trying to get shitposting started by asking people to put massive effort into rating groups of people are p. trash imho
>>121350145
It's directly related to csgo so not shitposting but thanks for the input ^—^
>he doesn't use the galil
>>121349992
sure
Reddit, iBP hatefags, VACfags, anime, hackers, ESEAfags, Add [X] to mappoolfags, the french/french fanboys, NiP fanbogs, G2 fanboys, HLTV, caster fangays,"check out what I did in AK" posters, skinsfags, traders/csgol traders, awpers who can't rifle, riflers who hate awps, smurfs, NAfags, AUSfags, streamers/streamer fans, youtubers/youtuber fans, idiots who just started playing cs and want spoonfeeding, memers
power gap
garbage
power gap
power gap
you
>tfw ugly knife
>tfw have to trade your nice knife for an ugly knife because of profit
>>121351129
damn that knife is UGLY
>>121351197
i know right
but for some reason people would much rather have this than a nice ass karambit blue steel so i just sell what people want
also that shit is like 0.08 float bayonets are so retarded when it comes to float
>>121349992
from worst to less worse
youtubers/youtuber fans
streamers/streamer fans
caster fangays except ddk/james
NiP fanbogs
hackers
traders/csgol traders
skinsfags
VACfags
"check out what I did in AK" posters
HLTV
G2 fanboys
memers
AUSfags
NAfags
smurfs
iBP hatefags
ESEAfags anti ESEAfags just as bad t bh
***************
POWERGAP
***************
POWERGAP
***************
POWERGAP
***************
anime
>Thoorin shitting on Pansy 48hours before he has to work with her
What a mad man.
>>121351683
100% sociologically proven and accurate
>>121351805
needs to be more k-on dojuns to bhonest
>>121351970
here
>>121351129
this dick aint free
>>121351260
its not bayonets its slaughters
you can have a blue steel or damascus steel knife with bad float and they look okay, but if you slaughter or crimson web has a good float they still look like shit
>>121352641
it's both, for example flip knives take wear very well (0.15 float is already almost mint) but bayonets have noticeable scratches even at FN level
damascus and bs look ok in any float because the coloration changes but the knife is still perfectly covered since the float affects color/purple spots respectively, bayonets look especially shit because even the handle gets a lot of wear
like these two are the same skin, the kara is field tested, 0.16 float and the bayonet is minimal wear, 0.14 float. the kara looks just fine and the bayonet looks like ASS
http://i.imgur.com/gDStbkE.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7quHkX2.jpg
>>121349390
Bitch should have given herself orgasms.
>45 bomb
>we tie the game instead of winning because I didnt ace the last round
umm gotards??
>>121353069
Carry your novas harder, nigga.
Daaaaamn S1mple
>>121353353
incest is wrong desu
>>121352927
ah okay didnt know that yet. I have a damascus steel bayonet MW right now and Im trying to trade it up. kinda hard to get serious offers for this one
>>121353353
damn what is wrong with her face its like she got stung by a bee
#freeswag
>>121353475
yep, basically there are two kind of skins. the ones who are a paint job and wear makes them look scratched and then there is another type which will never look scratched but the wear changes something (rust coat, damascus, blue steel, case hardened, stained)
the good thing about the latter is that the handle will always look good and it will never look like it's super scratched. also good luck, damascus isn't very popular sadly
>>121354530
>sway
>ever good
He played as a stand-in on Cloud 9 a few months back and he was fucking shit again.
NA shitters needs to stop. IBP was not that good, they got wrecked by European teams, just like every other NA team.
love you guys
>>121354738
but they won esea lans and stuff against vp and nip
rate my battlestation, /csgog/
>>121355264
hola reddit
"jkaem has a gf who has a kid, so jkaem has a kid" - Rain
JKAEM IS A FUCKING KEKKOLD
>swag was 17 years and 11 months old when the throw happened
>this means he is completely innocent but had it been 1 month later he would have been completely aware of what's right and wrong
lmao
for the record i think they should all get unbanned and just monitored but it's hilarious how people do all kind of gymnastics to justify steel and dazed being perma'd while lifting swag's ban
>>121349390
Does she have a stream or what? Give link even if she is'nt online SENPAI
>>121355452
hows this special
there are plenty of hot single mothers out there, someone has to fuck them
depending on what the relationship is like you might not even need to interact with the kid much
>>121355490
>doesnt point out the unpunished cohort shitdoodle
desu they should be banned forever
>>121355582
Yep. Another great female CS player.
http://www.twitch tv/mkatja/c/5414960
>>121355582
no she has just been talking shit on twitter
wouldn't really give much of weight to her words tbqh, she seems like a psycho bitch and is just saying the standard shit mad women do in a messy break-up
what i heard was that she had found texts from another woman on maikelele's phone and this caused her to go on a jealousy fit and accuse maikelele of cheating on her. then maikelele broke up with her.
>>121355691
oh yeah, Ska was probably just smart enough to sell his share of skins or just bet real money lmao
>>121355594
>Being a kekkold
>Defending it
>>121355731
link it bro
I haven't gotten a kill in my last 10 pistol rounds
the problem is with pistol rounds though, not with me
>>121355995
i almost always get atleast 1 kill in pistol rounds
yesterday i got a fucking sweet 4k with p2k in dust2
>>121355995
freakazoid?
>>121355995
im really bad with pistols too.
often I can get a kill as CT because you aim at an entry point and shoot them, but as a T I can barely make any pistol kills
also glocks a shit
>>121356051
why are p2k and usp headshots so fucking boner tastic
i got a 3k on Ts rushing mid in cache and every single dink made my dick so hard
>>121355995
Just don't stop jumping on T pistol and you'll be fine
>>121355995
there are deathmatch community servers with pistol only
>>121356105
i love T pistol rounds, you hardly have to aim and you just focus on movement and being hard to hit
i really like glock, what i notice is that a lot of people just spam it as fast as they can when there is no need for that. you can shoot carefully and with patience with the glock too.
>>121356212
i really hate the glock, it feels like headshots are pretty much RNG since you're shooting on the move and it's accurate but not THAT accurate, and it deals shit damage to body armor
i swap that shit for a usp/p2k as fast as i can, i love tapping heads at long ass range
rainn's stream is hella comfy imo
>>121356975
it's his voice
So what the fuck is there after global? do i have to purchase faceit premium now
>>121358426
ESEA team if NA
>Semmler saying that you should call Romanians gypsies if you want to tilt them
Is he the most based caster?
>>121358485
EU desu senpai
>>121356975
>not watching nbkuck
baka senpai desu
I could trade up my current knife for this field tested CW
would it be wise to do so?
its in a bad condition and i wonder if people want this knife
>>121351914
>Ritsu will never be ur neesan
dead af
who wants to party up and smurf?
>>121360221
sauuuuuce?
>>121361578
cba to buy a new acc just to go against idiots desu
>>121309105
>im unranked and i shit on ge's all the time XDDD
>>121358960
cw is popular even in shit wears
what is your current knife
>>121362256
I just traded a skin i won for it
>>121363628
pic: all cs virgins ITT
lmao
>>121363914
here's your only (You) of the day
where my senpaitachi at?
>>121364597
Speak english you weeb fuck
>>121364741
kys desu senpai we senpaitachi here kek
Who decided all these wordfilters because I doubt the admin has much of a clue what's going on here. MMMMM
>>121365146
social justice warriors
>>121365146
desu i think kys and imo should be filtered aswell
>>121279627
>runNgun
>jumpNspray
>sparydown on completely redicolous ranges
why even play smth else than a1
>smurf on other team
>hes destroying us
>but he gets wrecked a few times due to bad luck and his team not watching his back
>he starts raging at his own team and tks them, convinces them to kick each other
>eventually goes deag only and we win after he gets them to kick 2 players
>watch the demo
>he was just a cheater
oh smurfs
Already feeling anxious about the bet I placed on SK. I should not have bet that high on fucking cadian. Time to go to bed because I don't dare to watch the match.
>>121363914
>>121365650
>tfw got a smurf to avoid inflating my game time with all the dm i do
Yo whats up my BROS, what do you use to learn new smokes/flashes/molotovs?
Workshop doesn't seem to have all nades for the maps I want.
>Feel an urge to buy new skins
>Deep down inside I know that they will affect gameplay in no way and I am using my money on the closest thing to nothing
I-I don't know who's going to win
>>121367027
i use videos
Worth throwing money on Penta and hope for an upset?
>>121367427
nope
don't even bother
>>121367427
12 cents for a dollar
why not
P2K or USP csgog?
>>121362607
my current knife is bayonet damascus steel mw
>>121367819
usp has more style and the silencer gives you that feel of accuracy(and reduced recoil obv)
but p2k has something i cant really explain to myself, it just feels so nice
>NiP addressing the payment rumors
I like how they conveniently did not talk about the $45k still owed to Fifflaren.
>>121367996
P2K headshots feel so fucking good
>Don't want to play casual because the permanent armor is gay
>Don't want to play competitive because I'm afraid of letting my team down
>>121368361
you give way to many fucks about comp
>>121368361
valve should just make a casual w/ competitive settings queue
14 rounds
swap at 7
comp settings
5v5
you can disconnect whenever
>>121368117
I feel bad for the players NIP seems like the most scummy org and apparently their contracts are fucked as well. NiP just pulled out of another LAN in late Nov so they could "practice".
>>121368557
>14
make it 20, 10 a half
>>121368361
>giving a shit what other people think
you're on the internet for fucks sake
>>121368657
>NIP seems like the most scummy org
nah senpai heaton got the players back
why even offer the choice to take out the silencer if it just makes the weapons worse
>ask csgog how to improve
>csgog links me the stupid practice practice practice video every time
>try practicing
>it works
?
>>121369981
nys
>>121369981
Congratulations, you've just discovered the secret to success.
I would LOVE a cock in my hole right now.
>>121370385
are you a girl?
>>121370467
its csgog
>>121370385
this desu
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/3rk0f8/steam_workshop_the_pepebizon_the_rarest_gun_on/
meme xD
separate matchmaking for russia when
>>121370385
this desu senpai
>>121370385
this would be so nice
>>121372382
get out racist shitlord
>>121371895
well this is obviously cancer but when I saw the actual gun i had to laugh because of the frogs mouth placement on the weapon
>>121370385
this desu
The misunderstood middle child of the SMG family, the UMP45's small magazine is the only drawback to an otherwise versatile close-quarters automatic. It has been screen printed with a nautilus design. Carcosa is calling
my balls are overflowing I need somebody to drain them
What's the best way to work on movement? I finally ranked up to SMFC and while my aim is good enough to keep up, I feel like my movement falters in comparison so I get one tapped often or I miss an easy shot because I wasn't 0 vel.
>>121374058
wanna fap with me?
>>121374102
fapping to traps
desu senpai baka sjw kek
Is there a mice buyers guide?
I'm SMFC, after playing for 4 months, but I'm tired as fuck of my naga, and I hardly touch mmos anymore, aside from one which I don't even need it for.
I don't know if I want to go for a logitech g series, a zowie, or a final mouse, and I haven't bought a new mouse in years. Any advice? I play almost exclusively claw grip if it matters.
How come I die before the enemy is past the wall that he's hiding behind?
I die, I hear the shot, then he appears from behind the wall..
>>121375764
I've heard great things about zowie mice. Logitech used to be up there, but from what I understand the 500 series isn't anywhere near the level the 400 series was. I use a Steel Series Rival myself. I don't particularly recommend it. When this one finally dies I'll end up grabbing a Logitech most likely.
>lose interest in CSGO and stop playing for a bunch of months
>look back at my inventory, scrounging up cash
>see this
What the fuck happened? This thing was like a dollar 50 when I got it.
jelmz u fucking suck
>>121376000
Yeah, right now I'm leaning towards either a g400 logitech mouse, or a zowie/fk1-2.
>>121376016
It's a regularly used gun in FN condition from a rather uncommon collection.
>>121376201
Well, so far as I know the Zowie fk is one of the most common mice used by pros. Logitech is only really used in the NA scene and only because of sponsorship. Take that however you want, preferably with a grain of salt and a shot of penicillin.
>>121376356
Should I save it, or sell it now?
>>121376406
>Should I save it, or sell it now?
Up to you. I can't say whether the price will increase or decrease as I don't control the updates that would cause either of those reactions.
>>121376534
Well, I'm not waiting for AOE2AK to go off sale.
can you guys upvote my comments on reddit please
https://www.reddit.com/user/FabulousFerd
>cs:go san jose
>no NiP or fnatic
Have the burgers gone mad?
legit real talk right now tho lads
moe is the goat streamer tbqh
>>121378145
swedekeks btfo
Isn't it time for a new operation?
>1500 hrs on record
>19 rws on esea
>spinbots against me in mm
shaking my head to be honest
>>121379374
datamined in steamdb to be dropping hot tomorrow senpai
>>121344264
The m249 went from being epic for holding off rushes in source to playing second fiddle to the negev.
The dual elites just suck now.
The g3 sg1 is awesome and the sound of it sends cts running.
post hours and rank
1287 ge
>>121377317
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
>>121380012
26 GE
My first CS
>>121380012
340 unranked
>>121380012
300 ge
OUR GUY ESL GREATFRAG IS STREAMING AGAIN
IT HAS BEEN SUCH A LONG TIME
how much money should i spend on skins xD™
>>121380012
I literally got Global in 1 hour. It sickens me how pleb everyone is struggling in lower ranks. This game is so easy, you just point and shoot.
I should mention this is my first CS, my first FPS and I only learned to use a computer yesterday. I am also using a 2$ mouse and keyboard and playing on a laptop at a cinematic 24 fps. During the entire hour the girl that I picked up yesterday using my PUA skills was sucking my cock under the desk but I had to make her stop right before cumming because my seed is too precious to be swallowed by some random 10/10 model.
I just got 15 keys for designing some shit
What the fuck do I do with these to make a profit, besides selling them for money
>>121380435
sold my cobble case and bought some nice pistol skins. still have 10€ left and dont know what to buy
mr gorbachev, tear down this wall!
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>>121381090
open cases
>tfw a friend is just an annoying bandwagoner
>tfw he's using duelies and the CZ just because his favorite pro players are
>tfw try to tell him that it's bad but he says it can't be if pros use it
CZ reduced pullout-time when
>>121381214
nice meme :)
>>121380012
400 LE
Got my 250th win yesterday
>go to sleep
>/csgog/ is still on the same thread
glad to see this thread is starting to slow down
maybe the anime retards will stop posting (mistes, cacti, etc)
>>121381768
>(mistes, cacti, etc)
why exactly do you know who these people are and why are you naming them
the best way to fuck off anime keks is to ignore them
>>121381768
hi um i dont know how to explain my self but im siz
>>121382136
because they make themselves known by constantly shitposting
>>121382210
no one cares about you cheater, go back to boosting cacti to smfc
New OP when?
>>121382238
what a salty kek desu
>>121382549
>cacti is so bad he can't even get to global with someone cheating and boosting him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpT5SBg1Mmk
rate my newest song i just made this
>>121382210
>>121382603
>visits csgog all day to talk shit about cacti and other anime lmao baka desu
>>121382603
that's how I imagine you irl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMFxXt2kek
>>121382661
Ur a faget
>>121382938
link doesnt work my friend
>>121382896
how is that btfo in the least. it's a funny screenshot
>>121383050
kek is being filtered to kek my friend
>>121383165
>kek is being filtered to kek my friend
wow you're smart!
>>121383246
i know senpai
Bad thread 2bh
>>121385392
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
How many faggots with a Pepe avatar have you encountered today, /csgog/?
>>121387395
in 4h 3ppl
yeah
its sad
looking for two hot young gamers ready to to frag
looking for for two hot young gamers ready to frag
>>121387714
>>121387716
elliott is one of the worst people i have ever met on 4chan
looking for two hot young gamers ready to frag
sorry im late
what's college like?
>>121387825
pottis
>>121387825
pottis
>>121387825
pottis
>>121387901
go back to crying about your drug addicted parents
>>121388181
:~)
>>121388181
:~)
>>121388181
:~)
>>121387714
>elliott unranked
lol
>>121388594
im supreme :)
>>121388709
mm is easy why aren't you global
>>121388709
A supremem gentleman? *tips bmw ultimate driving machine*
>>121388803
because i dont play very much
as u can see by my lack of rank
>>121388865
it doesn't take a lot of time to get global
>>121389252
im not good at cs
>>121389293
you're not good at anything you've played in low open on tf2 for years and haven't improved
>>121389463
what is yr objective here?
This is why I wouldn't ever want to play with you guys. You all seem like cunts
>>121389717
we're all friendly duders :~)
How do I deal with people hiding at a distance with an AWP?
I know how beat them in a direct firefight because obviously if they miss their first shot they're vulnerable, but if, say, I'm trying to get a doorway and they're zoomed in on it waiting for me, is the best solution just not to even try to go through that shit?
>>121389886
grenades, go somewhere else
>>121389886
nades or flank
if you HAVE to take the fight, pistol or something
>>121389717
not everyone
you can usually spot the autistic assholes by their avatars or usernames, pic related
>>121389654
elliott is bad at videogames
>>121389803
>we're all friendly duders :~)
no you aren't
Ayone seen season 2 of fargo yet?
>>121390059
yeah. It's really good
>>121390002
im above average :(
I autistic do I have to be to buy a knife skin?
>>121390059
yeah. It's pretty bad.
>>121390002
You seem like the one bullying people tho. Saying they suck, etc.
>>121390249
>I autistic
You already are. Go waste your poor moms money.
>>121390134
not for the amount of time you've spent playing
>>121390304
you would be doing the same thing if you knew these people
they're tf2g shitposters
>>121390346
just b/c we shitposts doesnt mean we arent cool nice & friednly
>>121390495
>elliott
>friendly
he constantly tells people to kill themselves
>nice
he constantly removes people on his friends list so they will give him attention and readd him
that isnt friendly or nice
>>121390131
Cool
>>121390274
oh no
How do I become good with the Dual Barettas?
I know they're probably shit but I want be le cool weapon memer
>>121390593
>he constantly tells people to kill themselves
no i dont
>he constantly removes people on his friends list so they will give him attention and readd him
r u bitter because i removed u :(
>>121390323
I don't think you understand. If it was someone else's money I would have already spent it, why else would I be asking?
>>121390643
No, really. DOn't believe that dude. It isn't like true detective with a great season 1, and a shit season 2. It is actually worth the watch
>>121390676
yes you do
anyone in tf2g will say the same thing
>r u bitter because i removed u :(
yes very, my life will never be the same for not being friends with a suicidal manlet that has no real friends
>>121390926
I know that feel when someone removes you though. I had a friend I played csgo with that removed me.Still have them on skype
rip
>>121390926
>anyone in tf2g will say the same thing
I haven't used tf2g in ~6 months nerd
> manlet
i'm 6'1''
>>121391029
>doesnt deny the suicidal and no friends part
lol....
>>121391152
its not true but you wouldn't care if I said that :\
ur really upset for like no reason, idk how you could care this much about someone who plays a video game
AWW DUDE HE WAS CAT DUUUUDE
AWWWW DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD YOU SAID HE WAS TOP MID DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
baka desu senpai
>>121391287
>its not true
>trying to make sure all these anonymous posters know you arent an autistic loser
lmao
>idk how you could care this much about someone who plays a video game
lmao
>>121391551
>>121391287
Can't we all just get along senpaitachi?
>>121391551
why are you so upset?
who are you?
I HATE THIS THREAD AND I HATE MY PARENTS!!
>>121391551
are you dot dot
>>121391729
don't drag me into your drama thanks
>>121380012
500
GE
who faded rn lol
>>121391867
if you didnt want to be invovled at all you would be better off not replying
>"HE'S LONG A GUYS"
>get blasted in the face before i can even fully turn around
>"MAN I SAID HE WAS LONG COME ON"
>>121392015
but i didnt want anyone to assume otherwise
>>121392437
baka you need higher sens senpai
>>121390823
I'm gonna wait till it ends till I watch it.
>>121392009
im faded :p
buying an HE grenade on pistol round
y/n?
>>121393196
depends on map and side
>>121393196
Always be the alpha and buy armor then ask for 5-7/Tec-9
>>121393196
Always buy dualies
>>121393070
same bruv x)
Give me 1 (one) reason why it's acceptable to be able to miss a shot even though you're aiming perfectly on the center of someone's head
>hurr effective range
that can be enforced by damage dropoff. you know, something that isn't driven by luck.
WHO UP
>>121393542
Git Gud
>>121393601
its almost 3 pm
>>121393632
man you're totally right. i should git gud at something that is completely random. i didn't think about that. thank you so much
>>121393779
How is it random? Do you have a webm of the miss occurring?
>>121393779
You shouldn't be able to consistently hit long range shots with an smg. Use a real gun if you want to do that or get closer. aka
G I T
I
T
G U D
U
D
https://www.reddit.com/user/SileAnimus#page=1
the embodiment of reddit
please laugh at this man
>>121393601
>>121393958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0rlCJ047Ds&ab_channel=DevinDTV
>been doing the frieberg map for like 3 days
>promod to DMG after shitstomping 4 matches back to back
i know it's just newbie gains but fuck man this feels great
>>121295257
>>121297727
>>121300047
Why are Makifags the worst. Worst idol.
>>121394075
>You shouldn't be able to consistently hit long range shots with an smg.
Why not? It's not like it would be overpowered, especially with damage dropoff.
and besides that, you can't even consistently hit long range shots with an ak.
aiming PERFECTLY, while standing completely still, you have a 38.1% chance of hitting someone from pit to A. That's fucking retarded.
>>121345135
>mfw im double ak in 189 wins
>mfw been playing GO since beta
am i a shitter for ONLY playing dust 2
LITERALLY only dust 2
>he doesnt shit talk everyone and everything while playing with his dickass friend to ensure non-kickabillity and shit talking together
lmfao
>>121394265
its always funny how people try and say that rng doesnt exist and always ask for proof, and when you post proof they just disappear and wait until someone brings up the rng again to ask for proof
fucking gotard valvedrones
>>121393542
this desu
>>121396338
That's all I play, there is truly no better map
>>121396671
Nigga what? I went to do shit, git gud
Tfw ar a party and its f7ck8ng shi5. Save me.
>>121404356
>ask for proof
>get spoonfed
>ignore proof because it shatters your delusions of csgo being a skill based game
l
m
a
o
>>121405056
That's great and all, but that's CS:GO, if you want 100% accuracy, then go play one of the other various arena shooters
>>121405431
lmfao what happened to "get good" at rng?
>>121286474
My friend
>>121406916
Despite being largely incapacitated by his IQ, the Ogre Magi's success in battle is attributed to pure skill.
>>121303247
You seem to forget one of shroud's sponsors is Logitech. He used to use the AD700 headphones before his logitech sponsorship. Notic the headset, mouse, mousepad, and keyboard he uses now?