Splatoon General

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>>121271571
Nzap spreads ink really fast, especially compared to octoshot. I use 4run/2swim on Nzap and 3swim/2run/Inkresistance on Octoshot. I find the Octoshot does worse when it has to play with little map control, and tripping on opposing ink, especially when you have your inkzooka out, can really screw you up. I guess it's a personal preference thing, I just find that I have better performance with stacked runspeed on Nzap and with the 'safe' choice of Ink Resistance on the octoshot.

>>121271813
Of course, There are exceptions for everything. Special Duration is considered bad but it's amazing on the SSJ if you have a coordinated team and you're on the right map/mode combo. And of course Ninja squid has potential on Carbon, I was just thinking about that yesterday. But your question is about the Nzap/DS isn't it? For the Nzap, I'll compare each ability that has a similar effect and strictly outweights Ninja squid.

First, I'll cover NS itself:
It's an ability that trades your mobility for the protection of having no ripple. 3 important things here: There is almost no situation in which you would be swimming in plain sight of the person you intend to kill while using the Nzap. If you're running head on at your target, then you're doing it wrong. Second, the Nzap is a very fast weapon and is supported by a very fast playstyle. Why would you take an ability that slows you down? This links back to my first point, you don't need the ability if you're playing with the Nzap correctly. Last thing is that it's a shirt exclusive ability, meaning it's competing with Cold Blooded. You know Echolocator lasts 12 seconds, whereas CB reduces it to 3 seconds, yeah? Echo affects you while you're in the ink even when you have NS, meaning they don't see a ripple but they see a little circle to shoot at. I would be very surprised if there's no Echo in any S or S+ rank game, given that common weapons like the Eliter and the Silver Dynamo have it.
Cont.

>>121276058
Comparing NS to Swim Speed, there's no contest. I can't really put this into words because of how obvious this should be. As I said before the whole thing that makes Nzap great is its stupidly high overall mobility. It has the same range as the Octoshot and inks the ground faster due to its higher fire rate. All the same its best if you're close when you go to kill because you need 4-5 hits to kill, meaning that if you start shooting at the max distance you're going to need to reposition yourself.
Swim speed allows you to constantly be moving at speeds other players can't keep up with, flanking and harassing their slower weapons such as CJS, Dynamos and Chargers. Increased swim speed also has the implicit effect of increasing your survivability because it allows you to get out of harms way faster if you have some map control.
There's really not much more to say on this without going in circles, you'll probably just have to try it for yourself.

Comparing NS to Run Speed, there is a colossal difference in the effectivness of each ability. I'm pretty sure Nzap now has the highest or highest equal runspeed while firing, meaning that you can do retarded levels of strafing so that the majority of players will freak and not be able to hit you. I did this to a couple of chargers yesterday and it worked the way it does every time, they miss their shots because you're close enough to them and moving fast enough that they can't aim properly. Run speed also allows you to win duels against mobile weapons such as the Sploosh, by controlling the distance between you, or the Octoshot, by outstrafing them. Runspeed also allows you to move over grates and uninked ground faster, this is huge when you're playing Rainmaker or flanking over uninkable surfaces such as on Dome. Again, there's not much else I can say without going in circles, Run Speed outweighs NS again simply because the Nzap relies so, so much on mobility, it's like the Sploosh in that aspect.
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Naps on the sand and crashing waves are what these cute squidboys call their ideal fresh lifestyle.

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Forget about all that though, let's talk about music.
What do you listen to while splatting?

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>>121276218
Run Speed is particularly good on the Nzap compared to both swim speed and ninja squid. I believe to get up to 100% swim speed when taking NS, I'm pretty sure you need 1 swim speed. This means you need to take 1/3 of your abilities just so you can move without a ripple at 100%. Taking abilities that intentionally hinder you when Cold Blooded is just strictly better with the 'correct' Nzap playstyle is just questionable at best.

I'll just quickly do Cold Blooded. If you get caught by Echo, haunt or Point sensor, you have 10-12 seconds where the opposing team knows your exact position with 100% certanity. Taking CB reduces this to 2.5-3s, and as I said before, NS doesn't do anything. This is a case of information, if they don't know where you are they can't fight you. I know you can apply the same argument to NS, but again see my point about 'you should never be in front of them'. NS is only good if they can see the ripple, recognise it's a threat, and act on it. If they can't see the ripple, then NS loses its effectiveness.

What it comes down to is that the Nzap relies strictly on mobility. Cold Blooded is stronger than Ninja Squid for the Nzap simply because of how the weapon plays, and you don't want to get locked for 12 seconds where you can't do anything. If you get hit with Echo even without CB, you can still rely on your mobility (Swim Speed) to escape a dangerous situation, whereas NS gimps your ability to escape in situations like this because most good players will be able to make the assumption of where you travel anyway. Ninja Squid is a niche choice for a handful of weapons, the reason it's viable on Carbon Roller is because the Carbon has such as fast swing speed and a direct hit one shots a player.

If I were to use Cold Blooded on my Nzap build, I would use 3run/2swim/CB.

I'm working on a new build and I've been out of the loop for awhile. I use to run 3x damage main on my custom blaster because the splash damage would kill people when I missed shots. It looks like the patch capped splash damage or severely reduced it, so I'm wondering if it's even worth it to run damage on it anymore.

Maybe I should just stack defense or some shit. I don't use my special or sub weapon too often so things like special charge up aren't that great for me.

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>>121276413
Ink or Sink a best

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Callie! CALLIE

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>>121276413
I downloaded this album yesterday, it came out a few days ago and it's really good: Grimoire of Emerald - Team Grimorie

Sample of their work from another album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlhHZzu4gqk

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>>121276559
Much appreciated bro, but there are (admittedly malinformed) charts that can roughly sum up in a picture what you conjured in about a half hour of writing.

Your extensive insight is acknowledged however, which is why I'd suggest you have a go at redoing one of these for future reference.

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>still encountering sub level 10 squibs from time to time

Warms my heart

Hi Thryack and Nick
I was happy to see you but not on the enemy side

>>121277167
Just saw one whose post was
>Just reached level 12! :D
Cutest thing.

>>121277251
make that nico
stupid phone

Come on a quad squad again sometime soon

>>121277040
I spent about 10 mins writing that so it wasnt too bad.
>redoing one of these
Do you mean redoing the charts?
I have no problem with that seeing as I disagree of most of the stuff that's on them. I don't see why someone would run Ink Saver Main on an Nzap, for instance.

So I began using the dual squelcher that has beacons and killer wail from the tentatek ony road to S+. So far, this gun has exceeded my expectations and has helped me win games. So far, I'm using 3 quick respawns, 1 quick jump, 1 special saver, and 1 ink recovery. I'm planning for my final build to be 2 quick respawn, 2 quick jump, and 2 special savers. Does that sound good? If not why?

>>121276659
You could still run it to counter defense that people have. would also help for the times you go luna blaster neo or custom range blaster (if that's the one with splatbomb/kraken)

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>>121276413
Currently got hooked on this guys music. Powerful stuff.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ujYbmIEZf8o

>>121276846
That's actually not bad. It's a prime example people would use to argue 'music is dying', but I kinda like it.

I wanna cum on callie

>>121277576
Pretty much; I think most of that chart was assembled from hunches, while you clearly have a solid idea of what you're talking about.

>>121277635
Drop the QSJ, Quick Respawn is better in most situations. Keep one if you're fixated on it. It sounds good other than that, maybe consider Ink Resistance or 1 Def Up.

>>121276659
Stacking Dmg main is still worth it imo, but its less effective than before. I would recommend special saver just because of how good bubble is, you can even just get away with 1. If I had to pick something right now I'd go 2 Dmg, 1 Special Saver, 1 Def Up, 1 Ink Recovery, 1 Ink Resistance or something like that.

>>121277892
Yeah I'm not a fan of the 'if its not from the 60s 70s or 80s then its not real music xDDDD' meme

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>>121277964
It's not as exciting as you might think.

>>121278185
Not him, but QSJ bypasses diminishing returns on QR and makes jumping safer. I wouldn't suggest dropping it

>>121277635
I would only run quick respawn if you're an aggressive player and your team relies on that on winning. And I don't feel like the DS is that type of weapon because of its slow TTK at close range and slow but good ink spread. I'd consider Comeback and/or some swim speed

Any squads or twin?

>>121278185
can you suggest some abilities for the regular blaster? right now i'm between bomb range up/damage up or cold-blooded/ink resist with swim speed subs on most of those

>>121278739
It sort of makes sense that no matter what team you're on, being dead for longer than you should be isn't helpful. I always run at least 1 QR.

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>>121277964

Who wouldn't? Callie Amiibo when? People have research to do

>>121278596
I don't know if I'd say it makes jumping safer unless you're using it as an escape mechanism, but the QR limit is right. However it only has the same effect as QR if you're jumping to a beakon or another player whenever you respawn, so it loses it becomes a waste of a slot if you don't adhere to the strict playstyle boundries you set for yourself

>>121278739
This sums it up nicely, and I also forgot to mention comeback, that's probably a good option. Maybe that black Tentatek headband so you have 3x ink recovery

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>>121277040
>still posting old versions

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>>121276559

Holy shit, anon. You should post more often. Very interesting read.

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>>121279029
Dirty work aside, what would they put on Shquid Sister amiibos?
We already have what I believe are their weapons.

>>121279284
hero bucket and hero splatling

>>121279159
Need to put Swim Speed on the Splash-O-Matic, possibly in place of Special Regen. Gotta go fast to spam more stickies.

>>121279483
probably for the Neo but not the original

>>121279381
That's the Squid Brothers weapons, of the rival boy band. But the sisters killed them, so never mind.

>>121279590
Well the weapon has such low range as is, you really need to charge into your enemies face to do any damage.

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>>121279284
Gotta love how they juggle television screenings every four hours, as well as manage a full-time Splatfest every few weeks, and still find time to pop out and murder some octopus with their grandpappy.
They're damn supersquids.

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>>121279284

I guess their Squid Sisters outfits for the gear rewards, two new minigames and maybe more personalized versions of the hero roller/charger like the color job being inline with their default color schemes during the news segments with unique loadouts.

>>121279659
if i wanna beat octavio with a bucket then goddammit i'm gonna do it

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http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2015-11-04-splatoon-originally-designed-with-urinal-travel

>>121280382

That actually sounds really fun. Wish would could play single player with multiplayer weapons.

>>121280267
There isn't enough money in the world to put a Woomy in that outfit.

I would however be able and be willing to pay dearly for black or white ink. Even if for use just in the lobby, that's fine.

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Squibs!

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>>121280267
I bet they've got some custom stuff going on, like hybrid weapons.
I'd picture Callie with a Roller that opens up to double as a sort of crossbow that can fire Blaster shots, and Marie with a Musket or Bayonet that can be swung to function as an Inkbrush.
It would break the shit out of the game though, so wishful thinking.

>>121280932
At least have the courtesy to host a Testfire to go along with your sale.

>>121280932
Lots of new players! That you'll never see. Because your rank is too high. Such is life.

>>121279879
Sure it works with the neo but the splash's bnb is all about that bomb rush and pincer attacks with the suction bomb

Is there ever a point where you can run faster than swimming? I don't have enough run speed gear to test

>>121281701
I want her to fuck me in the ass.

>>121281120
Understandable that the most powerful Inklings to date have the most broken weapons

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>>121281701

>>121281724
no, swimming is 200% of your base inkling speed (before abilities)

>you now have the option to use Ninja Squid on or off by pressing LB
>movement will still be slower while NS is active
>movement will be normal while NS is inactive
>similar mechanic with Stealth Jump
Good idea or not

>>121282019
>LB

>>121281120
>Who needs Krakens? You get within the distance of my Charger and I'll just beat your face in with it

>>121282076
Fug I meant L

>>121282019
I guess while Ninja Squid is niche, it's only biggest downside is that you'd rather choose other things over it.
Giving it to any class as a 'sneak mode' would make it grossly overpowered.

>>121282168
sorry for being pedantic kek
if you made the stealth skills op like that then they would be broken though, I think

>>121280212
that armpit is just begging to be licked

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>>121282463
They're good eh

>>121282663
What just happened there

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>>121282959
Callie's smile kills people.

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>>121283238

I wanna do lewd things on a woomy

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>>121285004

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Marie!

>>121281701
It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the nozzlenose again

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>>121280407

I want to be Callie's toilet

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>>121280407
Something tells me that concept wasn't like, a warp point on Multiplayer maps or whatever.

My guess is they're proto-Kettles, and they originally intended Octarians to live in Inkopolis' sewers instead of a series of caves.

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>tfw terrible at the game
>tfw regularly getting put on teams that don't cover the field in turf war
>tfw losing in ranked by a 1 point difference

It's annoying but damn it I'm having fun.

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>>121278374
This anon is right.

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tfw you will never snuggle with callie

just downloaded this. it's pretty fun. should i do some regular battles or just go through the missions first?

I haven't played Splatoon in a while, was there a Love vs. Money Splatfest somewhere?

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>>121286224

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I want to fuck Callie's fat thighs!

>>121286289
Damn pretty close, what was their banter?

>>121276559
To get the most of out of NS, it's better to run it with a weapon that kills very fast especially at close range like a luna blaster or a roller than a shooter. But there can be other applications for other things like for the squiffer for making escapes to get out of the enemy's range and have time to fire a full charged shot.

>>121286548
sorry I don't speak the ching chong language

>>121274330
>(embed) oh man how i miss you

>>121286179

The single player is fun and you do get the hang of things while you're there.

>>121286179
Doing single player is recommended, keep motion controls on and practice them there. You need to complete it to get certain weapons anyway.

>>121286289
the changing of the multiplier is fucking ridiculous

>>121286697
i NEED motion controls? that shit felt so clunky...

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>>121202908
>>121203456
drawfriend, these are really sweet
thanks for doing another swell request
sorry I didn't see them until now

>>121286717
It's not. Teams should win because they got the most wins, not because they were the most popular.

>>121286665
I managed to fuck up the title too. I was on my phone pls don't bully ;-;

>>121287040

No, Marie, you can't eat that

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>>121286717

>>121287302
WHO ARE YOU?!

nah its ok

Any squads?

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>>121286371

Callie would have really firm thigh muscles from using roller weapons all the time. Wouldn't soft pillowy thighs be best for intercrural?

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Hosting again!

All ranks/weapons welcome.

NNID IAMUSORRY

we wanted to win the last match... thryack and nico...

>>121287418
I am (embed)

>>121287596
both have their merits, i'm sure

>>121287738
close one
ggs m8

>>121287293
not when the wins are damn near 50/50

>>121287821
no
you forgot to delete the name

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>>121287738
was fun

good games famburger

>>121286735
they're actually quite solid once you get used to them, but if they really feel shitty to you (and adjusting the sensitivity does not help), you can turn them off in the options menu.

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>>121287661
>wedged between callie's tentacles and tits
STOP THIS

>>121288119
i just have an awkward set up and it really did feel so weird. i already switched to regular and it feels so much better

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>>121287738
>>121288092
>it's them!

>>121288038
t-thanks
I'm an idiot, it's okay if you want to bully me ;-;

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>>121287661
1 spot left in squad!

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>>121288328
no problem senpai

what the fuck are these little red balls im picking up in the solo

>>121288570
$ 2 buy upgrades

>>121288570
suck on the balls to improve your gear stats desu
just go into the pause menu in the main map and you can transform them into upgrades

Whyarepeopleabusingthespoilers?

>>121288092
>>121288303
wow that's my beautiful face!!!
good camera work!!

>>121288879
i almost never see people use spoilers properly. they end up hiding things that aren't directly relevant/are embarrassing/not in english/asking a question/etc.

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>>121286554
I think Squiffer is another weapon that does well with mobility but it's a really weird weapon to use because you're dead if you miss your shot, assuming you're not playing against retards. Like you say, NS does best with fast kill weapons, which is why I say the Carbon. I don't think Luna is great for it because the range on the Luna is so short and it has few ways to fight at mid and long range, so it relies on swim speed. I usually use QR + Special Saver on my suicide Luna for TC (Mine/Inkzooka) and I've been using 2Swim/2SpSaver/1Dmg/InkResistance on my Neo Luna for a variety of game modes. I love playing suicide luna because it's crazy constant action but I like the Neo Luna too because bomb rush I think is my favorite special.

Thing is with the squiffer, the short range means you're outranged by a bunch of common weapons, then mobile weapons with slightly shorter range thank you have an easy target if you struggle to land your shots. Squiffer also has trouble painting the ground under pressure, so escape can be difficult to begin with. It's probably okay on the squiffer but I've found swim/runspeed pretty effective on the New Squiffer. But yeah I think it's good on both Carbons

how long does the campaign take to complete?

>>121289015
That chart is showing Max range that your weapon can paint, not kill. The squiffer is only outranged by JS/Bamboozler, splat charger, and e-liter.

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Octolings are bullies. here's a wip of an octoling giving an inkling a noogie

>>121289293
Not long, it was a while ago but I think it took about four hours to 100%.

>>121289476
I don't know the source, I just saved it off here so you're probably right. But why does Inkipedia say the .96 gal has 3 higher range (68) than the Squiffer (65)?

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Bow down to the... Bow down to the king (of /ink/).

>>121289885
Oh, so it was him rolling that sweater yesterday. Good taste.

Why are you so angry about his abilities?

>>121289506
she looks like she's going to be punched

>>121289506
oh hey you are back! the draw looks great so far

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>>121288528

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>>121289885
>5 def up

>.96 deco shitter named after the kraken special

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>>121289506

Exterminate all Octobullies!

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>tfw you finally make it to A-

>>121289885
holy shit, how long has the meta been just put everything into one stat.

How long before it goes to all stats being equal.

>Nintendo's First in-house online shooter
>International play with no regional servers
>meh netcode
>forced to use bricksized gamepad
>gampad has no lanyard loop
>Invests no money in making smooth online play

Tell my this isn't a ruse to get WiiU owners to fork out $$$ for replacement touchpads.

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Lobby imploded, so a new one is up!

2 spots open.

NNID IAMUSORRY

>got splatoon 3 pack today
Fucking finally

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>>121290856
>posting woomy from tumblr

>>121289506
>having your head held to an octoling's bosom.

whats the issue again?

>>121291216
>replacement touchpads
???

>>121291216
or you could not break the gamepad?

>>121291216
>2015 complaining about gamepad

baka tbqh senpai.

>>121291267
ggs!! I'll take a break
see you again soon :)
sha

>>121291421
He needs his fucking lanyard so he won't drop it like a turd.

>>121289885
Wow, is defense overpower in the new patch?

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>>121291557
GGs! Been a while but we still we wrecked those japs.

>no current INK thread
good job OP.

also,
>gook eliter can just squid over the edge and instagib you with 2 burstbombs aimed at the floor
The stupid fucker who thought it would be a good idea to give the weapon with the longest range in the fucking game the best sub for close combat should be beheaded.

Holy fucking shit fucking stupid gooks

>>121291367
Lucky guy. USPS fucked up and never delivered mine a while back.

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>>121291376
have a woomy from twitter instead then. ;)

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>>121291804
Just remember from before the update: it could be worse

>>121291831
Gamestop had two of them and I grabbed one.

>>121290856
>one game to win for A-
>team is winning
>connection lost
>go on losing streak down to 30
real story

It seems like it's all jr.s all the time today. What the hell is going on?

I just unplugged the fucking console, fuck this game I'm selling it. It can't be that I'm forced to play at certain hours because I'm forced to play with fucking people literally on the other side of the fucking planet.

Nintendo you fucking kikes. This is the last time I pay for a game. I'll hope we get 5.5 loadiine support, I'm selling all this shit, pirating the last few games I want to play, then sell this crap.

At least I'm already stealing like 1000USD in games for the 3DS

eat shit gooks :^)

>>121292582
/blog

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>>121292582

>>121291804
I'm sorry. I can't access the site at work so I had to use my phone

>>121292582
You do realize that it's worse during splatfests, right? The Japs aren't causing most of the lag problem

>>121292582
Are you…assdamaged?

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forgive me if this has been mentioned already, but why doesn't the redirect link work for this thread? it just shows me pic related.
i'm only curious is all. obviously i found my way here just fine.

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>>121289885
>being this far behind on the meta

>>121293723
because OP is a faggot

>>121293723
OP is an idiot and put fucked up the thread name.

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>>121293737
>one_step_ahead_of_le_kraken_man.jpg

>>121293737
-scarth

>>121293458
Not for me, that's why I love splatfests. 99% of the time it goes perfect.

>>121293554
Yes, I'm assravaged because I paid 60bucks for a game I can't play whenever I want because I have to wait for the gooks to go to sleep, all because some fucking kikes decided not to spend money on actual servers but make a fucking FPS game netplay P2P based.

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3/4 Tim squad

id: Nizmo-Indian
pass: 1111

>>121293763
oh, uh, ok... i'm guessing when one is creating a new thread, there's a field for a redirect link? i see a couple posts up op said they were using their phone, so that option probably wasn't present on mobile.

>>121293737
the absolute madman

>>121293920
why is the biceps happy ?

>>121293920
Careful now, you might trigger Key with this happy bicep

Gee willikers Santa, if I could wish for one thing for Christmas it'd be team mates that actually fucking do something.

>>121293943

You look like less of a bitch if you just admit that you're salty that you can't git gud, anon.

>>121293943
>i'm assravaged because i am bad at video games

>>121293943
this doesn't align with the experience of anyone I've heard from on /ink/. are you by chance Australia?

what do i get for getting all the research notes

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>>121294060

>>121293737
*teleports behind you*

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>>121293943
>gooks ever sleep

those guys are like dolphins they use half of their brain while the other half sleeps,just deal with it and destroy those fuckers

>>121294183
nothing for regular levels. the ones at the end of boss fights give you new weapons

>>121293962
THE Tim? I'll be HONORED to join your team, my lord.

>>121294057
it's always surrounded by friends and senpai(ily)

>>121294112
>>121294083
>le git gud wildcard
host a private room and I'll show you, I play regularly with /ink/ and I know your level. I'll rape your ass.

hooo boy, now i have another mystery. i was the one who posted >>121293723, but (you) doesn't show up on the posts that replied to me. is this because i used the reply button at the top of the page?
i just barely woke up, and already the world is brainfucking me. or maybe my relative 4chum newness is showing through...

>>121293458
So you're saying the game's netcode is so broken that the lag goes from bad to worse the closer the players are? That's not a good thing.

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>>121294415
I'm beginning to suspect that you yourself are a gook

>>121294415
>literally 1v1 me
Not worth my time. I can deal with Japs just fine and you can't, that's all there is to it.

>2/10
I'm sorry

ggs sorrysquad, dinner time for me

>>121294657
we know

>>121294549
I've never understood this filename

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>>121294753
What is there not to understand?

>>121294582
bok bok bok gawk!

Yeah sure.

Which nzap is the best bubs?

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>>121294549

>there's still no Sukumizu clothes

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>>121294671
GGs.

Walter lets merge with SHABU.

>>121294979
You have to be 18 years of age or older to post on this website, anon.

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>>121294857
Now I'm even more confused

>>121294993
>bubs
..what?

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>>121294979
Tohsaka Rin does not approve of this level of smugness

>>121295036
>shabu
fuck I meant sorry. I'm sorry

>>121294993
89. I'd rather use the DS if I wanted the 85's loadout.

>>121294671
ggs

>>121294657
baka senpai stop jumping so much

>>121295286
>121295286
i'm loving this word filter... desu

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2 spots open in squad!

NNID IAMUSORRY

>>121294671
GGs!

>>121295196
rip, was so confused.

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>>121295149
Yahweh is not a god worthy of worship. He's just not kawaii, especially not his son Jesus. I only worship my mistress and savior the Goddess Woomy

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>>121294979

>1v1 meaning shit in a 4v4 game

>>121295121
It was a typo... I get confused by the capital letters

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>>121295487

>>121295478
sent a request if you're still looking

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Hey ink, what are your top 5 weapons and what gear are you running right now?

also the octoshot should have had a splatbomb and inkstrike

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>rolling for either 3x swim speed or 3x defense
>2x defense immediately followed by 2x swim speed

quit jerking me around, spyke

>that BEEPING
hope it's not weird if i press ready right away... i just can't with that noise

>dc about every other game
>stuck in S 30
>>121295980
Just do it

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>>121295746
You just don't know of the supernatural power of moe. Trust me, when you molest a small child a tremendous amount of magical energy is released into your dick. That's why we need to make woomies real, so we can get enough power to rip through the dimensions and find the One, the True, the Waifu singularity, otherwise known as The Answer, The Goddess Woomy

3/4 sorry squad
>>121295286
>stop jumping
Is that a problem? I don't even notice I was jumping with the slosher desu

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>>121296163
anxiety and paranoia make me think things are weird, and then i worry that other people will think it's weird, a-and
i'll shut now

>>121296219
/ss/ NOW

do woomies get pregnant?

>>121296803
they probably aren't mammals so no

>>121296803
i imagine they reproduce similarly to other mollusks, unless 12,000 years of evolution drastically changes that aspect of squids as well.

>>121296924
>many squid die after mating
>if you were ever to give a woomy the d, she'd die
>can never love your waifu properly without killing her.

That C+ became a C

>>121297249
>anal

>>121297249
>having her sit on your face

>>121297357
anon...

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>>121289506

it's coming out a bit more clear

>>121290009
Nah that was me. still rolling

>error
welp

>>121298082
Oh, sorry. Good luck, rolling for a specific, specific set of abilities is torture, I want 4x Def on my Ski Goggles and I've been at it for maybe 4 hours so far.

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>mfw walking up to an enemy with the sploosh-o-matic

>mfw that kill speed

I feel like I'm mowing them down!

I get a huge boner! A HUGE BONER!

what the fuck? why doesnt splatoon.ink/ink work

>>121298391
see >>121293850

>>121298391
op was on mobile and either forgot to or wasn't able to add a redirect link

>>121298391
There's no "/ink/" in the OP subject, I assume.

SORRY here, lobby imploded again.

That was my last game, GGs!

Also, that poor squiffer in the bubble that last round. Pushed completely against the wall unable to kill anyone.

>>121298290
Good luck to you too scarth

>>121298495
ggs! i barely saw any action in that last round, haha. i was just kinda hanging back, ready to snipe some poor soul that managed to get past the front lines.

walter and ran da muu, i'm gonna send you guys a fr, if that's alright. if your fl is full and you don't wanna delete anyone, it's fine. i won't be offended if you have to/want to decline.

>>121297918
やるじゃないか

>>121298495
Bubbler is such a weird special on the squiffer and inkbrush. If I had a dime for every time I just pushed them off the map I'd have at least sixty cents.

>>121298765
Yarujanaika

>>121298948
nice work

i wanna kowashitai callie

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>>121298541
Nice

>>121299038
Thx im beginner japanese rn

wow, the friends list music sounds so much different when i have my headphones plugged into the gamepad compared to what i hear coming from the tv.
i love but also kinda hate how many interesting little noises you never knew were there, especially in game. like the squishy noises rollers make while rolling around kinda makes me angry after a while.

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Hah-how's it going bros, my name's Peeeeeeewdiepie. Today we're playing Splatoon.

Godammit. Every time I roll out on port I manage to trap a couple people in the corner of the opposing zone with a wail, but I always fail at following through and killing them.

>>121299462
i love u

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>>121289506
It's probably too late for this much of a change, but noogies are usually given to the top of the head. It'd help keep people from thinking the octoling is threatening to punch the woomy.

Either way I really really like your image.

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>>121299838
they posted an updated version awhile ago >>121297918

>>121300020
still forehead

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>>121299436

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>>121300320

>>121300320
holy shit
thanks, anon
i'm flattered

>>121295157
I've only ever seen the ass off this figma.

>>121296803
Womby!

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>>121293737
Jeesus christ, he's fast...

>>121301024
I beat him to the pure quick jump hat a long time ago.

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>>121300914

>>121300020
I read every post, I'm catching up since I was last here.

>>121279159
Can someone explain why this shows 5 abilties per weapon rather than 6?

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Holy shit, getting right up in a bubbler's face and just shooting them into the sea is the funniest thing.

>>121302057
top 3 are most important
bottom 2 are other options

>>121302057
It's an arbitrary number and most people are only going to manage having enough of the same subs that they add up to five mains anyway.

>>121274330
I finally made it to Shit tier
Does the metagame changes?

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>>121302126
That's why I'm starting to love the jet squelcher and dual squelcher. It's fucking hilarious playing ping-pong with them or just plain pushing them to their deaths.

>>121302126
part of me wishes that whatever remains of their bubbler would protect them from the water, so that they just float shamefully/helplessly until it eventually pops and they die

>>121299151
don't give up

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>>121302553
Or give them enough time to superjump.

Which admittedly would be nice.

>>121303171
they wouldn't really have a (solid) surface to jump from, though

can you imagine if that was possible, though? uh oh, got yourself in deep shit again? pop your bubbler, hop off the edge, and super jump to safety.

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is my woomy orange enough?

>>121304136
Im annoyed that those shoes are Zink brand.

>>121304136
Make all your subs quick superjump

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>>121304136

I'd drink her orange juice/10

>>121304559
I want a woomy to force me to drink her cum.

>>121293962
>>121293962
>>121293962
2/4 tell me if you sent a request

>>121305561
I'll be the third.

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lewd

i've almost finished the campaign guys but i mised a few of the scroll things. should i go back and get them

>>121306487
Unless you want to read The Deepest Lore, its not really worth anything to go back and get them. They don't give you anything if you collect them all.

>>121306487
If you want to read some of the lore, sure. You're not missing anything in terms of gameplay, as long as you've gotten the scrolls from the boss levels.

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>>121306204
Mio sempai?

>>121296918
>>121296924

they are

its hard to see but woomys have bellybuttons

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>>121287040
aw thanks anon!
tried making a fake screenshot earlier, turns out it's pretty hard without a style to replicate

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>>121297918
i want to rape your woomy while that octoling watches. or help the octoling take her lunch money

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>>121289885
Never forget

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>>121307467
oh yeah i remember this game we didnt lose a single game, it was a gud run

>>121307467
all those decos

Hey, new squidjump hiscore. At least this session isn't a total bust.

>>121301727
delete this

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Did they nerf the splattershot's damage recently?
It feels it's a little slower to kill.
I might be crazy.

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>>121309017
you triggered, tumbr?

>>121309094
from 36 to 35, i think.

>>121299462
did that ever happened?

>>121309198
Yet surprisingly I've been doing better with it then ever before

>>121309198
Oh wow, good to know I'm not losing it, thanks anon.

>>121309159
This guy will never get tired of drawing yuri squid comics that have the same plot.

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>>121303838
If you jump fast enough you can use the surface tension of the water. I know cos science.

>>121309094
r e a d t h e p a t c h n o t e s

>>121309907
But nobody reads the OP.

Damn, just executed a perfect push with another splash wall squid where we alternated laying down walls and covering while the other one recharged. That was some Spartan shit, we were invincible.

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Are scans from the Splatoon artbook available somewhere?
I'm on the lookout for a specific page.

>>121280932
Wait is there another Testfire happening or is this just a random sale?

>>121310732
I don't think so. What do you need anon?

ggs squad

>>121309805
science! bah! who needs science!
i'm just kiddin, i'm a zoology major irl and i fuckin love science

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>>121281496
>ever since the patch TW only matches me with other S+ or S players
>i'll never see anything but tryhard faggots with meme weapons for the rest of my time with this game

at least there are lots of offbrand triples to order which spyke will never bring me

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i want to cum on callie's tentacles

entering my first tournament this weekend and im so excited /ink/

>>121311212
you better win

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they have such pretty eyes

>>121311310
will do sir

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>>121310926
I thought this page was really cute and wanted a scan of it, so I could get it cleaned up and make a wallpaper.

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>>121311212
>excited

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>>121311045

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chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool

>>121311475
Their raccoon masks has both squid and octo features.

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>>121311491
I second the motion

Sniping the rm to end overtime feels so good.

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>drawing a qt woomy
>made it pertain to my specific fetish
>holding in cum because I want to finish it
>can't
>produce more semen than I ever have
Damn, I should do this more often.

>>121311979
scan picture

>>121311979
you can't just type this out without at least telling us what fetish anon

>>121311212
>check the team spreadsheet
>cant figure out who you are
Hmm

>>121311979
I always did wonder how lewd artists feel while drawing.

>>121311491

Judd knows who's the best.

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>>121311559
hhhhhhhh

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>>121312225
marie is just lazier and therefore less likely to get up

>>121312225
I want to play 3DS with Marie!

>>121312508
I want my face to be a chair for Marie while she plays 3DS!

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>>121312225
you mean who's spent the most money on him?

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Would you let her /ink/?

>>121312072
>>121312109
It's a shit sketch that you don't want to see. I'm not very experienced, so it takes me a very long time to make something good. my three fetishes are big tentacles, fat women, and cute things

>>121313493
>fat women

no thanks famagotchi

>>121311491
wish I could help. that art was, I'm guessing, made especially for the 3DS theme. nintendo has the themes on its site, but they're in shitty 120x50 or whatever 3ds' screen is.

>>121311491
You have a cute thumb

>>121313493
you mean fat fat, or fatter than skinny fat

>>121312573
Somehow I knew you were going to go there...

>>121313767
I figured. I've scoured the net trying to find something better because there seem to be a couple of high res scans floating about, but I thought I'd ask if anyone on /ink/ had the book.
>>121313969
Thanks, but that's not me. If I had the artbook, I could deliver the scans. ;_;
I'll wait ask around some more, but it if nothing turns up, I'll order one myself.