Mass Effect General - /meg/ - MEG

Liara best waifu
Jack best ally

>>121266282
I've got you covered next thread lad

waifu best waifu

>Liara
>kinky bts
>femshep is heresy
good op

>>121264836
Arena and Daggerfall are in the package as well, those are available for free on Bethesda's site in any case though.

in the spirit of last thread

http://i.imgur.com/YDpbROm.gif

File: WHY.jpg (16KB, 288x499px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 288x499px

>>121267005

OP you need to link to the new thread in the old one next time.

>>121267005
anyone else thought she was sinking into the bowl of a toilet at first?

>>121266961
Redguard is actually really good. Kirkbride was very involved and it's actually the first game with the new and improved lore.
>>121266242
>Jack's butthole
I'm starting to question what I'm doing with my life.

File: ladies-hoody-me-taliangl-back02.jpg (49KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 800x800px

New Tali hoodie

http://www.biowarestore.com/ladies-tali-angl-hoody.html

>>121267005
Tali is cute.
Also, is that a tiny person she's humping?

>>121267005
For FUCK'S sake

>>121267160
Kind of cute but it would look dumb with jeans

File: mcnulty.gif (331KB, 460x338px) Image search: [Google]

331KB, 460x338px

>>121267005

>>121267109
>OP you need to link to the new thread in the old one next time.
My bad
It was myfirst time

>>121267164
here's a closer look
http://i.imgur.com/H5OiXN9.gif

The GOG sale is draining my wallet. Is Advent Rising a good Mass Effect substitute? I know it's the first game in an cancelled trilogy but not much more than that.

>>121267164
I think she's humping miri

>>121267372
Why can't I look away...

>>121267372
what the...

>>121267373
never played it, don't know. maybe quickly check a let's play?

File: 1441924939755.jpg (32KB, 620x455px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 620x455px

>>121267372

>>121267160

It looks too big, and not in a cute, using-the-bf's-sweater/shirt kind of way.

>>121266242
>[Embed] [Embed]
This is why I never post new threads. Always forget that.

>>121266961
>>121267138
i installed daggerfall a few days ago, i've played morrowind, oblivion and skyrim
what the fuck am i even doing

>>121267372
can we just get a version without the weird size kink

>>121267663
If you hadn't said this i'd have never noticed it.
No one would t b h

>>121267663
Forgot about that f.am

>>121267372
POV shot where...

File: Daggerfall Collage.jpg (908KB, 1999x1377px) Image search: [Google]

908KB, 1999x1377px

>>121267698
it's from the mid 90s, what did you expect?
seriously though, it's hard as fuck sometimes, especially the dungeons are so fucking huge

>>121267801
you can pretend on this one

>>121267913
here

http://i.imgur.com/gNEP2dK.gif

File: STOP.gif (308KB, 277x143px) Image search: [Google]

308KB, 277x143px

>>121268056

File: ladies-hoody-me-taliangl_front02.jpg (72KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 800x800px

>>121267160
Hood down makes you look like a poisonous flower

>>121268573
>blue hair

it wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't all those special snowflake tumblrinas having it

>>121268056
How does one even make these things?

File: 1440506545665.jpg (192KB, 1347x896px) Image search: [Google]

192KB, 1347x896px

What do we have here?

>>121267698
You're going on an adventure!

>>121268573
>edgy haircut
>blue and light blue hair
>one of those really shitty bar piercings for the ear
>generally average looking

Of course.

File: leggings-me-talipattern-back.jpg (72KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 800x800px

>>121267284
Bioware has that problem solved!!!

>>121268873
i think i've got things figured out a bit, i killed a grizzly bear
only issues are that it stutters like crazy, i can't walk diagonally and there's a bunch of screen tearing

>>121268837
miranda, it is rude to stand on the counter. please come down.

>>121268056
Hey, this isn't so bad.
>>121269021
Did you get this?
http://wiwiki.wiwiland.net/index.php?title=Daggerfall_:_DaggerfallSetup_EN
This should work straight out of the box.

>>121268837
>those three empty extra virgin olive oil bottles

I-I was going to use that, Miranda.

>>121268837
Is this perspective or she is a giant...?

>>121269169
yeah, that's what i'm using
i don't know if these are issues in the normal game, or if my laptop just isn't good enough to emulate it

>>121268935
QUARIAN ASS.........

>>121269214
perspective

But whatever turns you on, anon

>>121269313
Probably is your laptop, it works just fine for me.

>>121269741
oh nevermind, it sorted itself out when i switched to fullscreen

File: 1391121892698.jpg (12KB, 331x305px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 331x305px

Riddle me this, /meg/, how come the waifu with the smallest ass is also the one most likely to want anal?

File: 1421531577449.jpg (272KB, 1076x773px) Image search: [Google]

272KB, 1076x773px

what are you up to, /meg/ ?

>>121270916

Because she's mentally fucked up.

File: Compare_to_Kotex_Always_Whisper_Brand_Sanitary_Napkins_132_5.jpg (19KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 300x300px

>>121268935
My friend pointed out to me that this pattern looks like a menstrual pad wrapper, I can't the image out of my head now

>>121271090
I'm watching Star Trek Enterprise, T'pol would make a fine waifu. There is this episode in the second season when the captain just can't contain his boner for her and almost goes insane. I can relate.

>>121270916
The twist is that Jack, having had enough experimentation in all senses of the word through her days as outcast, is probably most likely one to be into cuddling and vanilla.

>>121271090
dealing with my new giantess fetish

>>121271589
Sucks to be captain, since t'pol is engineer's waifu.

File: diana allers dead 02.jpg (383KB, 1076x773px) Image search: [Google]

383KB, 1076x773px

>>121269993
>tfw writing a shitlong paragraph on how to fix the problem.

ah well...

>>121271090
oh you know, the usual.
are you the guy who made these?

>>121271231
I didn't want to know this

>>121271616
Cuddling made her cry in the second game, didn't go for her again the the third game because of that.

>>121271843
what is the solution? I can't stand full screen if I don't have to use it

File: question.jpg (38KB, 736x552px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 736x552px

Does mating tubes include a big fat sweaty ballsack or is it just an ugly stick without orbs?

>>121272246
There's a pussy in place of the balls right?

>>121272363
Why not both?
>>121271231
I don't feel so good anymore.
>>121271843
>oh you know, the usual.
Welcoming the moslem barbarian hordes?

>>121271843
>are you the guy who made these?
No, but I share his feelings about Allers

>>121272517
>Why not both?
>pussy and balls

I hate when people do that.

File: Daggerfall keyboard layout.jpg (156KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

156KB, 640x480px

>>121272219
that was my number 1 solution. alternatively make sure you actually use the dosbox.exe delivered with the game and not some other one.

also make sure you use mouselook via the options

also make sure you check the hints and stuff because explaining all the shit you need to take care of in the game is just too much for me right now.

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Daggerfall:Unofficial_Newbie_FAQ

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Daggerfall:Unofficial_Daggerfall_FAQ

>>121272246
no balls whatsoever

>>121272907
>dick without balls

What's the point?

>>121272907
thanks wg

File: Anal.jpg (48KB, 1600x900px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 1600x900px

>>121270916
>Jack's face when receiving anal
I should do a compilation of these. Help me out, /meg/, post faces pls.
>>121272907
>no balls whatsoever
How utterly disappointing.

>>121273506
>>no balls whatsoever
>How utterly disappointing.

For a faggoty twink, he sure is lame.

File: Anal.jpg (84KB, 1600x900px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 1600x900px

I don't have any of my ME reaction images anymore so this is harder than it should be.

File: ashley_williams_42_by_johntesh.jpg (392KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

392KB, 1920x1080px

>>121273985

This...

>>121272363
That's like the most disgusting thing ever, looks like someone cut the balls of a shemale and there's an open wound down there. If there's a dick there better be balls too.

File: ashley_williams_18_by_johntesh.jpg (277KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

277KB, 1920x1080px

>>121274234

Or this.

>>121274384
>If there's a dick there better be balls too.

Goddamn right, nigga.

>>121273985
FUCK! I just opened it to edit it and you're ahead of me, I'll post some reaction images

File: Anal.jpg (122KB, 1600x900px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 1600x900px

>>121274234
Nice.

File: liceto ti kogato aka6[1].jpg (59KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 1366x768px

>>121274874

File: 2145273-mass_effect_3_demo_ashley_655x368.jpg (30KB, 655x368px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 655x368px

>>121274430
That's also good. Now I can't decide which fits the best.
>>121274698
Feel free to do your own version of it, I'm awful at using the grid. You could probably do a better job.

>>121267372
I thought Tali would have genitalia a little different than those of a human.

File: 1445801197005.jpg (351KB, 2000x2159px) Image search: [Google]

351KB, 2000x2159px

OH SHI

File: Ruffled-Alliance-Soldier.jpg (24KB, 220x221px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 220x221px

>>121276051
>All this time I was pounding Miranda in the ass it was really Liara

YOU NO COME HERE.

WE SHUT DOWN MACHINES, BREAK FANS.

EVERYONE CHOKE AND DIE. THEN COLLECTORS MAKE US STRONG.

>>121278903

It seems everyone died.

File: 1344085316312.jpg (70KB, 300x454px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 300x454px

>>121280372

>>121278903
NEW PLAYA! FIND THE LADY. EASY.
WINNAH WINNAH CHICKEN DINNAH!

>>121275613
Well they're on the inside. For all we know there's a fleshy pinball machine in there

File: enhanced-buzz-3714-1379688902-5.jpg (118KB, 500x417px) Image search: [Google]

118KB, 500x417px

Today's sponsor is Bob Ross.
Because sometimes you need a positive outlook on life.

>>121283068
Or a spikey dick trap.

Are you in love with her?

>>121273262
also this guide came in pretty handy. you may want/need to restart a new character in order to fix requirements for joining guilds, particularly the mages guild, which is pretty much the most essential guild to join due to its perks:

http://www.gamefaqs.com/pc/29065-the-elder-scrolls-chapter-ii-daggerfall/faqs/50211

if you want to exploit right from the start, make a custom character, take a high elf and make him critically suspectible to paralysis. normally you would be fucked but high elves are immune to paralysis and that can't be canceled so you get a free perk from that. also un-allow some weapons and armor types that you'll never going to use anyway so you get some positive shit. get spell absorbtion, then make spells at the mages guild that do basically nothing than activating a school for training, stand against a wall and shoot the spell against it, it bounces off against you and you absorb it completely, repeat, train up skills.

try hand to hand instead of anything else, fastest attack rate and you can hit anything (you can't injure most higher level monsters with shit weapons)

speed is basically the most important stat, you run faster, you attack faster. luck and personality are pretty much unimportant, you can put those low and increase your speed

endurance or whatever it's called isn't very important for your health, but there's a slider at character creation that defines max hitpoints per level up, that one's important.

pretty much all quests and dungeons except for the main quests are radiant. a dungeon will be generated once you enter it for the first time and will be like that for the rest of the game, but as soon as you leave it, the monsters and loot will reset. if you get a new quest in that exact dungeon, the layout will stay the same but the monsters change.

>>121271616

pretty much this

File: Anal.jpg (156KB, 1700x900px) Image search: [Google]

156KB, 1700x900px

>>121286781
>She only cuddles with Shepard but when he's away she takes big fat krogan dick up the ass
>Won't let Sheploo anywhere near her butt

>>121284543

Talk to the waifu, make friends with it.

File: 1445598176209.jpg (109KB, 736x414px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 736x414px

>>121286621
also join a knights order (like knights of the dragon in the kingdom of daggerfall) and work your way up, there's a dragon slayer quest (just a dragonling, really). the dragonling is piss easy to kill, but if you soultap it, the soul gem is fucking good, basically one of the best ones you can get because it has a lot of points but has no advantages nor disadvantages. most soulgems from other monsters give you disadvantages.

also look at the magic item category, especially the item repair thing, you may want to make that edit and activate the item repair feature, it's pretty much very important or all your magic items will sooner or later break and you can't repair them. if you use the dragonling soulgems to make items, put lots of item repairs on them, the magic items repair each other then, even those that don't have item repair on it or those you only carry in your inventory.

also make amulets and rings heavy, gets you lots of minus points to add positive points, but they still don't weigh much at all (1 kg instead of 0.25 while an armor or weapon would weigh hundreds of kg then).

oh hey, uh, mass effect general, right?

>>121286989

why do you say these things

>>121286621
>>121287310
saved
how about those waifus eh

>>121287570
Because Jack is a dirty skank who doesn't know what chastity or loyalty means.

File: nazi suit samus.jpg (611KB, 1000x1383px) Image search: [Google]

611KB, 1000x1383px

>>121287847
oh and save often. very often. dedicate one savegame for the quest giver, you save before you take on the quest, then if you don't like it you load and start over. some quests are sadly bugged and you can't fix them. pretty much all quests have time limits so if that runs out you fail the quest and lose reputation with the guild.
2nd savegame should be for before you enter the dungeon, then all other (6, I think) savegames should be used regularly. just number them. saving is important because sadly the game is unstable sometimes and you may get fucked. save every couple of minutes, it's fast.

also the last option after character creation and before you start is game speed. use fastest, everything else is too slow, really.

>>121287570
Because he's a kek desu senpai and thinks everyone else is as well.

People are too often too quick to assume the worst. Which is not a lot better than remaining in denial if evidence is stacked against you.

baka

>>121288441
>nazi suit samus
why does this exist

File: 1442219127612.jpg (189KB, 1462x1462px) Image search: [Google]

189KB, 1462x1462px

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME

>>121288708

Why not?

>>121289857
i just have difficulty imagining what inspired someone to draw it

File: hugo.jpg (123KB, 800x423px) Image search: [Google]

123KB, 800x423px

>>121289978

Because the Nazi uniforms look baller as hell?

File: chairmanoftheboard.jpg (321KB, 2000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

321KB, 2000x1000px

>>121288274

that makes no sense, why would i want a chaste waifu?

also as far as i can tell jack doesn't see anyone between me2 and me3

>>121290396
mess waiter, reichsleader, and PSM look like shit

>>121290542
>also as far as i can tell jack doesn't see anyone between me2 and me3
Just a biotic fishdog.

>>121290542
>why would i want a chaste waifu?
Chaste just means that she doesn't suck all the cocks she sees when she isn't around you. It doesn't mean that she cover herself with a sack or anything, or won't hump you like a rabbit.

>>121291224
i think the word you're looking for is loyal

>>121291224
>Chaste.

adjective, chaster, chastest.
1.
refraining from sexual intercourse that is regarded as contrary to morality or religion; virtuous.
2.
virgin.
3.
not engaging in sexual relations; celibate.
4.
free from obscenity; decent:
chaste conversation.
5.
undefiled or stainless:
chaste, white snow.
6.
pure in style; not excessively ornamented; simple.
7.
Obsolete, unmarried.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/chaste

ur wrong m8 :)

File: dumbs.png (61KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 200x200px

>>121290542
>also as far as i can tell jack doesn't see anyone between me2 and me3
Why do you think she is such a popular teacher? And what does she do with the varren when you're not looking?
>>121291434
>refraining from sexual intercourse that is regarded as contrary to morality or religion; virtuous.
>U R wrong
Did you even read the definition you just copypasted?

>>121267160
I wouldn't be caught dead in this, sorry

>>121291692

>Why do you think she is such a popular teacher?

Cause she's hot?

>And what does she do with the varren when you're not looking?

Let it sleep inside? Spoil it with people food?

>Did you even read the definition you just copypasted?

>Chaste just means that she doesn't suck all the cocks she sees when she isn't around you.

Did you read the definition you offered?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaFOzZYMiMo
haha what the fuck

File: 2342353.jpg (86KB, 872x372px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 872x372px

>>121292223
I said chaste means she doesn't have immoral sex, the definition said the same thing. Unless of course, if you think it is moral for Jack so blow every alium that she meets while Sheploo is away. Only difference is I gave an situational example while the dictionary provides a much broader definition. God, Jackfags are dumb.

Enjoy your roast beef.

>>121292085
Would you be caught alive in it?

>>121293091
Nobody wants to catch me wearing anything.........

would you bury your face in your waifu's dripping gingey?

>>121293815
No but I'd bury my face between her buttocks and never want to come out.

File: 1446437669860.jpg (129KB, 1440x1147px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 1440x1147px

>>121292867

>Enjoy your roast beef.

Oh, you're one of those.

>>121294109
why would you do that but not the first?

>>121294185
I'm not sure how xeno gingeys work and sort of scared of them but all asses should be about the same.

>>121292867

Very aggressive, you want that last word bad don't you lad.

>>121294426
what's beef

>>121294420
you'd put your dick in something you're afraid to lick?

>>121294420

>I'm not sure how xeno gingeys work and sort of scared of them

>has zero concern for potential contingencies regarding xeno sphincter

absolute madman

>>121294538
I'm not sure, maybe with proper protection, might have to go for rear access when using my dick too otherwise. What if it secretes something toxic or just chews up my schlong?

>>121294764
which waifu

>>121294759
Oh shit, didn't think about the food. Maybe I'll just stick to humans now that I think about it.
>>121294832
Not telling, I don't want to get bullied.

>>121294910
If it's tali you wouldn't be getting inside the suit anyway
if it's liara you don't have anything to worry about
if it's a femtur or kro you should be afraid

>>121294538

beef is when you make your enemies start your jeep

beef is when you roll no less than 30 deep

>>121295039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Evs0wwnuak
god tier sample, almost as good as the original song

File: Prince.jpg (130KB, 1200x903px) Image search: [Google]

130KB, 1200x903px

>>121294910

>Maybe I'll just stick to humans now that I think about it.

Fuck yeah you will, son.

>>121295181

KING PUSH

i miss clipse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU-MGQksnZ4

>money's the leash drag a bitch by her dog collar

lawd

>>121295181
>>121295748
>nigger 'music'
>good

File: kek.jpg (108KB, 1191x670px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 1191x670px

>>121296059

you could have kept lurking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qstdUbUwoco

>>121296059
gravity's one mean mother

File: Waifu2.jpg (171KB, 1440x900px) Image search: [Google]

171KB, 1440x900px

>>121296059
White keks adore nigger trash culture, why even feel the need to point it out?

>>121299253
double remove

>>121299253
/r/ing NOT GOOD ENOUGH

>>121297475
Wordfiltering the c-meme is the best thing to have happened to this place in a while.

>>121299648
Cockhold.

>>121293815
what's a gingey?

>>121299738

Sounds kinky.

>>121300001
hownew.ru

>>121293815
yes. And my tongue, when the fit grows too tight.

>>121300001
gingey = pussy
mangingey = penis
gams/gamgams = exposed legs
treats = feet/toes

I think I got everything covered

>>121301406
i thought gams were breasts

>>121301507
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gams

>Ashley has a stately pair of gams.

what a coincidence

>>121302152
mind = blown

File: related.png (13KB, 545x158px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 545x158px

>>121302152
>gay
>game

>>121302152
Who the FUCK describes legs as "stately"

>>121303759
salarians

>>121303759

Maybe he meant 'shapely'.

>>121303759
maybe it's appropiate if you describe male legs
as in ashleigh's case

Just saw the Daedalic package on gog, looks pretty great, it got all the recent The Dark Eye games (Chains of Satinav, Memoria, Blackguards I&II) The Whispered World and Deponia I-III.
Almost all of those games are adventures as far as I can tell.

>>121306117
Blackguards are turn based tactical RPGs and pretty good ones too. The others are great adventure games. You've got good taste, Western.

File: 1000 Oger Abenteuer.jpg (255KB, 1181x1594px) Image search: [Google]

255KB, 1181x1594px

>>121306287
You can't really do anything wrong with The Dark Eye stuff, great RPG system, I just read through the history tome (Historia Aventurica) last month, the sheer detail of it is staggering.
You thought D&D was pretty well worked out and detailed? The Dark Eye is in a whole different league.

also found the first novel of it in a 2nd hand shop around the corner for just 2€ in good condition, numbered copy, 45/100 and signed by the author who died 18 years ago

>>121307189
Well, the Drakensang games were great, almost better than Dragon Age: Origins and Demonicon made very good use of the setting but they can go wrong, very wrong in fact. The remake of the excellent Realms of Arkania: Blade of Destiny was the worst RPG I've played to date.

File: 1941298_115074605521137_28240574_n.jpg (121KB, 1080x1350px) Image search: [Google]

121KB, 1080x1350px

>>121307775
there's a remake? didn't know.
the original games were perfectly okay story wise and the combat system was pretty good, but they had the bad habit of not telling you if you could still finish the story or not. you could fuck up so often, it's astonishing, but still play on and literally run around for weeks and months without noticing that you fucked up.

>>121299738
The finest hold in all of Skyrim.

>>121311642
>Joining the Stormcocks

>>121299648
C̷̢͔̪͈̫̝̭̥̣̆̽̆͛ͪ̿̃̎̽ͦ̿͒̚͘͠U͆̑͂̅͐̃̑̅̏͏͏͏̻̻̥͖̲̮̯͔̥Č́̎ͬͫ͂ͦ͑̀͌̀̐́̅ͩ̽͟͟͢͜͏͕͎͕̭̥Ķ̴̡̛̮̮̠̲̻͍̮͓̻͓̮̳̱̼ͯ͐͒ͣͭ

Can cats have biotic powers??

File: 1445957170621.gif (894KB, 300x167px) Image search: [Google]

894KB, 300x167px

>Next gen waifus

>>121312531
if the mother cat gets exposed to element zero yes

>>121312531
Probably but I don't think the majority of them have implants.

>>121312531
>a cat opening a can of tuna with its mind
this is why we need cerberus

Jess...?

Liara?

ASHLEY?

TALI?!

LIQUIIIIIIIID!

File: tumblr_inline_n81nfbAHiy1qjpogc.jpg (65KB, 380x380px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 380x380px

>>121319680
>metal queer solid

File: 1800478_657008961029635_881434926_n.jpg (107KB, 736x836px) Image search: [Google]

107KB, 736x836px

Does anyone have a download link for the Mass Effect comics? I know they're shit but I'm a slave to this series.

Also Garrus best waifu

>>121319934
Just use google

>>121319848

BROTHEEERR!

MOOOM?

STEEEEVE!

Diana.

USELESS MACHINES?

>>121319934

Look up that shit, yourself. I'm not going to help you shovel shit into your mouth.

>>121319934
A good general would have links in an OP pastebin

After the ARK is destroyed, they jury rig a smaller version and send a tiny ship with Glyph inside as a Voyager probe to Andromeda.

>>121320506
I'm alright!

JASON?

>>121325018

you sure?

>>121320506
>>121325018
>>121325118
Did bioware even fucking listen to this garbage before they put it in?

>>121325118
But I won't be picking you up, I gotta land this bird quick.

>>121325206

they clearly don't.

Tentacles in place of pubic hair?

Hot, steamy Batarian massages...

>>121327297
if you insist, but no l*wd!

>>121327297
Am I massaging a Batarian, or is a Batarian massaging me?

>>121329178

could be Batarians massaging eachother.

is it true that Asari = futa?

>>121330430
No, its a myth perpetrated by depraved germans

>>121330430
You'll never find out.

I'm going to pay full price for "Kasumi - Stolen Memory" on Origin!!

>>121325206
>Did bioware even fucking listen to this garbage before they put it in?
I'm afraid they did.

>>121330430

Mating Tubes are in fact canon.

>>121330714

>he actually did it!

>>121335147
who has the biggest? Liara?Aethyta?Aria?

>>121335657

Tevos. Size and girth of the tube is what determines status in asari society

>>121330430

No.

But apparently a prerequisite to having an Asari waifu is wishing that they were.

http://orig01.deviantart.net/ff32/f/2013/260/2/8/blue_jack_by_notsodamndeviant-d6mo2qg.jpg

Kaidan...

>>121339447
>no one likes Ashley so the only person that will sit next to her is Chakwas

>>121339835
javik and thane seem pretty lonely to me

File: 1379560441692.jpg (6KB, 187x250px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 187x250px

>>121339447

>Femshep

>>121340772
Javik probably wants to be alone. In fact, he was probably sitting somewhere else when Liara tried to sit next to him, so he got up and moved. Thane is clearly in a conversation with Jacob and Kasumi.

>>121341020
you do know you don't have to look at her

>>121339142

jack tЬh?

>>121342360

HeT

>>121342829
jack has cмall hands

File: 1418486141936.jpg (826KB, 2100x1500px) Image search: [Google]

826KB, 2100x1500px

reaper horn.wav

>>121342432
RIMUV
BT mastur race

File: jack (1).jpg (24KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 640x360px

>>121342829

sⅿh

File: 1344340870648.jpg (1MB, 1100x1760px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1100x1760px

Let's talk about the Geth rebellion and its portrayal by the Geth.

Memes about emasculated and incompetent quarian military aside, it's probably safe to assume the geth triumphed due to following:
1. high degree of coordination networked AI is capable of
2. their omnipresence throughout quarian society
3. due to their numbers and nature, high intelligence.

All of these allowed them to respond to quarian attempts to exterminate them rapidly and efficiently. However by the same token these traits gave them ample opportunity to identify and spare the quarians sympathetic to their cause if they so chose.
Since Quarians were waging a losing war and resigned themselves to abandon their entire homeworld, it is unreasonable to assume they would have means or resolve to conduct a deliberate campaign to exterminate their own that have been taken into custody by the Geth.

Since there are no Quarians on Rannoch, at least prior to events of ME3, the conclusion clear: if there were any quarians left behind, they were either wiped out by the geth or forced to live under conditions that did not allow them to survive.

Therefore it seems likely that touching scenes presented to Shepard by the Geth were nothing more than emotional marketing. If the Geth truly remembered quarians that defended their rights as sapient beings, then the only purpose of this memory was manipulation and information warfare.

There is of course chance that the machines subsequently developed some semblance of values and emotions, perhaps even following Reaper meddling, as unlikely as it sounds - after all the Reapers are not truly synthetic AI but rather singularityfag transcendence of their organic foundation. However it still seems that there is substantial risk involved in allowing the Geth to live, be it at expense of their creators or, for the time being, alongside them.

>>121345559
>Since there are no Quarians on Rannoch, at least prior to events of ME3, the conclusion clear: if there were any quarians left behind, they were either wiped out by the geth or forced to live under conditions that did not allow them to survive.

or because it happened 300 years ago

>>121345652
So they sterilized them? Guess it's just a slower kind of genocide.

>>121345761

could have just been a really small amount of people

>>121345816
Out of an entire homeworld? With the advantage the geth held? Maybe if Quarian society was extremely centralised, or if it was so extremely jingoistic that there were virtually no cowards, pacifists, deserters, idealists etc.

And it's not clear whether quarian flotilla is something the quarians had time to build while under attack by their former slaves or just collection of ships they evacuated into.

>>121345559
The council should have waged full scale war against those self-aware toasters and after that put heavy sanctions and restrictions on scientific research on space gypsies for making them.

File: 701976-casey01.jpg (9KB, 320x320px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 320x320px

I often get asked questions about my time at Bioware, from fans, from the press and from colleagues. I'm very happy to answer any questions now that my employment at Bioware is now long since terminated and I have a successful career in the fast food industry.

One of the more misguided questions I get asked is why we kept firing people between projects, some people have attributed this to a perceived drop in quality. Now the truth is that we didn't fire anyone, they just kept leaving us, no matter how welcoming we tried to be.

Let's take Chris El Toilette or whatever the name of the guy was. He was an writer early on but he never quite fit in at the company. When we would snort coke from the asses of twelve year old prostitutes at a teambuilding event he just awkwardly stood in a corner and refused to join in. He kept reading scifi genre fiction trash on his lunch breaks and I'd slap the book out of his hand over and over again until he stopped acting as such a manchild and sat down with Evil Chris who felt lonely. He just never fit in at the company.

So when it came to extending his contract I gave him one last chance, I unzipped my pants in my performance interview with him, gave him a wink and patted my massive erection knowingly. He just didn't get the hint. Thankfully Mac Walters had fallen asleep underneath the table after our previous session and was able to deal with the matter.

So yeah, there are just people you can't keep for some reason or another. There are so few professionals out there.

>>121346679
I laughed more at this than I should have. Thank you Anon.

>>121346196
there are a lot of shit choices that bioware had the council make post-ME1. but hey, people supported their shit company after 2007 so you get to sleep in the bed they made for you.

File: 1446501989132.png (312KB, 409x322px) Image search: [Google]

312KB, 409x322px

>>121345559
Wasn't it mentioned somewhere that the geth let them leave? Most quarians got killed by murderbots in the initial attack but after they lost the geth stopped killing and didn't take any prisoners.

>>121347153
I recall they stopped firing as the flotilla ran towards the mass relay, the planet was already under Geth control then.

>>121347153

Yes, the ME wiki says the Geth allowed them to escape since they didn't know what the consequences of wiping out an entire species would be, especially their creators.

>>121326618
Sort of kinky but it's just not the same. It is pretty weird that pretty much all aliens are hairless. Getting your nose pressed into the stinky sweaty pubes of an asari dom after having her mating tube forcefully showed down your throat would be much hotter than having some squiggly tentacles fuck your nostrils but either case is fine.

>>121346196

http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Geth_War

>In an attempt to protect the galaxy from the geth, the Citadel sent a fleet to the edge of the Veil. They suspected an imminent attack on all organics by the geth, but no attempt was made by the geth to leave their territory. Afterwards a treaty was established with the quarians by the Citadel to refrain from attacking the geth, lest they provoke retaliation. The geth adopted an isolationist policy, killing any organics that came near the Perseus Veil, and cutting themselves off from the galaxy for the next three centuries.

And the Quarians were kicked off the Citadel for creating AI.

>>121324590

There are links in our pastebin. There are not links to downloads for the Mass Effect comics because MEG is an excellent and conscientious general.

File: smiling chinamen.jpg (174KB, 720x540px) Image search: [Google]

174KB, 720x540px

>>121346679
>Chris El Toilette

>>121348151
This is not a place of honor.

>>121348151

Well, that and global rule 1. Although pastebin isn't 4chan...

>>121348724
Does the comics contain pedo material or something?

>>121349242
I hope not because I have all of them except foundation, in my bookshelf.
I'm guessing he means copyright law.

>>121349507
Really now? >>>/t/ doesn't seem to care.

>>121348681
Jack would be pretty cute if she wasn't such a filthy rancid slut.

>>121346679
>He kept reading scifi genre fiction trash on his lunch breaks and I'd slap the book out of his hand over and over
kek

File: reversecorruption_zps70d9ec30.jpg~original.jpg (2MB, 2336x1727px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2336x1727px

>>121349790

>He doesn't have a reverse corruption fetish

>>121349632
mods are quite lenient, but technically you could say it's illegal. so it's kinda up to the general to decide whether they want to post stuff like that (witcher general has all the books in their OP iirc)

as a /co/mrade I would recommend looking into torrents, the comics are quite old so most direct download links are probably expired by now

File: the-legend-of-koizumi-1871077.jpg (144KB, 1200x867px) Image search: [Google]

144KB, 1200x867px

>>121350312
unf.

what a wonderful world.

>>121346679
>El Toilette
Dad, please!

>>121350312
If I would be able to turn Jack from a cumdumpster who can't keep her shit in into a cute and modest well dressed grill then it would be a 10/10 romance. Instead she just turns into an old and busted whore in ME3 no matter what you do.

>>121350404
>mods are quite lenient,
On /vg/? No, they're almost stanrey roo tier but you're still allowed to badmouth games.

>>121350701

Dude, in six months with barely any influence from Shepard she goes from psychopath with abandonment issues who only wears pants to a somewhat responsible teacher dressing in rags, pants and a jacket. Give Shepard a year or two and he'd be able to turn normalize her a lot (No need to change her completely)

>>121351117
I dunno, the boob rags were almost worse and the hair wasn't an improvement. She just seemed like she was becoming a desperate milf who is too used to gangbangs that she can't change properly even though she really should. Like the type of woman who still dyes her hair at thirty five and will never have a husband or children because she can't keep a relationship going past her getting creampied in the ass in a toilet stall.

>>121351608
Nah, you're just being a bitter faggot. Maybe you'll grow out of it, or maybe you're going to die like that.

>>121351840

butthurt jackfag detected

>>121351608

Well, I think the fact that she finds a job is an improvement, bringing stability to her messed up life, and her ME3 suit covers more of her skin - another improvement. IMO she would improve even more spending more time with Shepard, but we'll never know.

>>121351840

>Name-calling

>>121351940
not even jackfag desu, but you are really being an edgy kek, senpai

baka

>>121351840
I'm not bitter at all, I know a couple of washed up sluts that are kinda like Jack though and they're pretty depressing.
>>121352046
The job is a good thing but I don't think it made use of her potential as an experimental super biotic. At least she wasn't flipping burgers or working in a daycare.

http://orig02.deviantart.net/e1e6/f/2013/186/2/5/don_t_tap_on_the_glass_by_notsodamndeviant-d6c52iu.jpg

>>121352319

>I don't think it made use of her potential as an experimental super biotic

It didn't. The only way she could have made proper use of her powers would have been by Shepard's side, fighting against the Reapers. But Bioware thought otherwise....

>inb4 28 seconds

>You will never see Jack completely mellow out, embrace her femininity, grow slightly chubby and wear a flowery dress
>You will never Miranda's ass grow obscenely large as she becomes a stay at home wife, trying to keep Shepard entertained with incredibly kinky sex out of fear that he will leave her due to her sterility

>>121353129

Anon, pls, I don't want these feels...

hello where are the liara discussions

>>121347153
>yfw the cat isn't real either

>>121353918
>You will never wonder if Liara's spawn is yours or someone else's because they'd look the same
>You start to become suspicious once they begin to speak and they sound a lot like batarians
>You will never have to deal with Liara having an erectile dysfunction and can't get her mating tube throbbing
>You will never cheat on Liara with a sleazy quarian crossdresser

File: laughing Shepard 01.jpg (65KB, 311x272px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 311x272px

>>121345559
who gives a fuck? kill all quarians, destroy all geth and the problem is solved.

>>121346104
>former slaves
machines can't be slaves. they're machines.
and quarians can't take slaves. they're quarians.

>>121346679
top kek

>>121347778
it's also pretty weird that there are so many aliens with just 3 fingers and, what's it called, retrograde legs or whatever?

>>121348681
thumbnail looked like she was wiping cum off her face

>>121350853
I never wanted to risk it.

oh and don't be surprised if we get virmired, the collage isn't exactly sfw either, dunno why I made it like that back then...

Also not sure if I even have the password for the pastebin so next guy to make a thread feel free to copy-paste the stuff into a new pastebin and edit it.

>>121352590
>huge mating tube juice smear

>>121353129
Why would I want to have that feel?

>>121355505
delet this IMMEDIATELY

>>121355620
Yeah, just about everyone only has three fingers. Except the asari who needs a full hand in order jerk off huge cocks.

>>121356215
and batarians, who also have hair, according to their codex description.

>Batarians are an anthropoidal race like humans and asari. Their faces are covered with short, fine hairs that grow longer and thicker around the mouth.

>>121356215

Those mating tubes are hard to handle, need as many fingers as possible....

Were asari three-fingered species, until they had to evolve to keep up with the increasing size of their MTs?

>>121356557
who knows

>>121356602

the protheans would know

>>121356491
The batarians need their extra fingers in order to more effectively rob people and keep their victims silent during the congolid buttrape.

>>121356636
>congolid
what's that?

File: Chosen_One_Car.jpg (140KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

140KB, 640x480px

are you going to play fallout 4?
i feel extremely conflicted desu

>>121357380
never played a single fallout game (saw fallout 1 and 2 at friends though). yes, I know it's fun sometimes, but I generally don't like post-apocalyptic games/books/movies/media

>>121357571
only 1 and 3 are truly post-apocalyptic desu
in the other games there are governments and some semblance of civilization

File: Fo2_Vault_City_Council.png (932KB, 2571x1201px) Image search: [Google]

932KB, 2571x1201px

>>121357674
pic related

>>121358091

they're post-post apocalyptic

which led to chris avellone going full retard for Lonesome Road and wanting to nuke the entire wasteland

>>121357380

Why are you conflicted?

>>121358192
avellone can do no wrong m8

>>121358252

except that it would be fucking stupid because there wouldn't be any unopened vaults

>>121358192
Ulysses was a colossal faggot.

>>121358250
i don't want to be disappointed by todd's trickery but I'm a fallout fanboy

File: Regamah.jpg~original.jpg (23KB, 481x360px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 481x360px

>>121358334

I see your point. Just go batarian and pirate it.

>>121357380
Yes but only due to the female wanderer's VA.

>>121358192
MCA is a god made flesh. I liked his DLC shenanigans, all of them were very entertaining.

File: 1445378703390.png (143KB, 398x384px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 398x384px

>>121357380
>>121358334
I have to say you should totally buy it. Also, that Todd guy you're talking about...he's a nice looking guy, right?

>>121357374
A misspelling of congoloid.
>>121357380
I've pre-ordered it and the seasonal pass for no other reason than that I've got nothing else to play. Finished the third Witcher game and nothing else is on the horizon except Andromeda and that'll take a while. Will probably also play Technomancer when that's out.

>>121359101
>Technomancer
what is that

>>121357380
Don't even care about it at this point.

File: tumblr_mlcavvJxpq1s8pcuco2_500.jpg (157KB, 362x650px) Image search: [Google]

157KB, 362x650px

>>121359161
The spiritual successor to Mars: War Logs. The setting is sort of convoluted but I liked the previous game a lot. It's an action RPG sort of thing, kinda like the games old Bioware used to make. Narrative driven but not too many cinematics. Choices do actually matter and the combat is decent with a ton of customisation options available.

I'm not very good at explaining, am I?

>>121357380
When's that coming out again?

File: 1440821498964-0.jpg (39KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 640x640px

>You will never experience Liara leaving you because you were too loyal

>>121359975
In four days.

>>121360158
Okay so a few more months for the GECK to come out and for the game-breaking bugs to get fixed. And more additional months for the game-breaking to actually get fixed (except the deep-rooted issues that can't be fixed through the GECK) through unofficial patches.

>>121355505
Tell me more anon?

>>121358334
It's just Skyrim with guns, how could you get disappointed by that? Sure they've copied some NV mods such as the settler mod and ENB but it's the same game they've always been making post Morrowind.

>>121351608

Wow, you are very descriptive.

>>121360442
You'd catch something after your romp with the quarian and die horribly while paying alimony to Liara and the Batari kids. There really isn't much more to it.

>>121360779
Died horrible of dysentery, that is.

>>121360885
Alright I give up, my phone just isn't cooperating with me today.

>>121353129
>out of fear that he will leave her due to her sterility

That makes no sense. At that point, you'd already adopted a child or two, so what that fuck?

Also
>Miranda
>stay at home wife

Nah, she'd want to continue working.

>>121360000

>I was too loyal

Heh, Miranda and Kelly know I wasn't. Nice quads

>>121357380
I'm going to play it but I don't expect anything.
>>121360434
The bugs will never be fixed, anon, might as well embrace them for entertainment value.

>>121357380

No, it think it looks weird. The gameplay, the shitty looking UI, the weapons look like crap, etc.
I'll try it out at a friend's house, first. I've already been burned by Skyrim, so not going to waste my money again.

>>121361295

i want AWG to put his trip back on

>>121360000
What...
That makes no sense

>>121361123
>Adopt kids
Nah, that doesn't seem like her. I could see a clone but with her history that's very unlikely.
>Work
She's an unemployed bum in ME3, nobody's going to want to touch her with a ten foot pole after her time with Cerberus in the postwar galaxy. She'll either marry a working man who can support her or sell her body on the streets to batarians and krogans.

>>121361295
>I've already been burned by Skyrim
Skyrim was actually alright, especially after how bad Oblivion and Fallout 3 were.

>>121361152
Kelly wouldn't be able to keep her mouth shut. Liara would stay with you.

File: hypnotic-ass-jiggle-wave-with-fire.gif (739KB, 499x237px) Image search: [Google]

739KB, 499x237px

I still think Mass Effect is the ideal series for a swimsuit DLC pack and a cosplay costume DLC. There is no good reason for why I can't dress Shepard up as an hotdog or make Miranda wear a micro bikini. Do Bioware think their games are serious business or do they just hate fun?

>>121357380

Not until I've finished New Vegas, if ever I do.

>>121361453

Niggers, my friend.

>>121362231
Which faction are you going with? Are you a bear pussy or bull master race?

>>121362395
>being a dumb legion asshole

get the fuck out, idiot.

File: 1368170397965.jpg (41KB, 472x472px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 472x472px

>>121362395

>Not siding with House

>>121362395

I haven't begun NV.

File: Legion_assassin_thugleader.png (1MB, 1234x881px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1234x881px

>>121362456
Profligates such as you belong on a cross. I bet your waifu is a xeno.

>>121362724

kill self

dumb fucking caeser scum

>>121362592
>Is able to pick between the rebirth of western civilization, post modern corrupt plutocracy with a coat of democracy paint applied or yourself as a despot
>Picks the Jew
Why, anon?

should we expect new collage from you soon ?

>>121362213
What could femshep possibly cosplay as?

>>121362826
Caesar is perfect, you stupid barbarian.

>>121363525

right, except for his terminal brain tumor

>>121362724
>unironically being a caesarfag
that's not even edgy, ulysses is edgy. Being a caesarfag is just retarded

>>121361607
>Nah, that doesn't seem like her.
>desperately wants kids to the point where she tries to get pregnant by sleeping with people on Omega
>wouldn't adopt with her husbando whom she loves greatly

She'd adopt.

>nobody's going to want to touch her with a ten foot pole after her time with Cerberus in the postwar galaxy

Just like no one wanted to touch Nazi scientists and intelligence operatives in post-WII.
Considering she was in charge of the cell that brought Shepard back to life, the Alliance would be all over her. Not to mention the inside knowledge she'd have into the Cerberus cleanup operations.
Plus, Shepard would vouch for her.

>>121361452

no

>>121361909
>Skyrim was actually alright
>especially after how bad Oblivion and Fallout 3 were.

wat

File: grinning Mckay.jpg (86KB, 823x728px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 823x728px

>>121359673
what's Mars: War Logs?

>>121361607
>or sell her body on the streets
in the Netherlands and Germany that means you are employed/an entrepreneur.

>>121363161
I'm making one for the next thread or the one after I guess, depends on if I'm there when the thread hits bump limit or not.

better start now, then...

Really stupid question, I apologize in advance

but you CAN play ME3 on PC right?

>>121365725

yeah? unless you've pirated it

the servers haven't shut down yet