Smells like Mettaton.
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You always have a choice. Your actions are not above consequence.Unless you know how to perform filesystem operations.
SPOILERS ABOUND, ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/ (Gaben-free Edition)
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-/utg/ Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-/utg/ Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-/utg/ Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-/utg/ Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
-/utg/ Cytube
>Room: /Undertale
-/utg/ IRC
> #/utg/ on Rizon
> You can save Gaster and Asriel.
> But it's only possible if you give Jerry a ride home
What do you do?
Cute Chara commandeering this thread. Post cute chara!
>>121227681
Ditch.
POST ALL YOUR SAD SANS RIGHT NOW
>>121227681
I think Gaster and Asriel would forever resent me for that.
Fishwife best wife
>>121227681
I'll do it, I'll do it for you, Gaster
>>121227742
Charaposting commencing!
I wish those fucking losers who use this game as a springboard for their tumblr social justice representation in games shit would just stop. Nobody gives a shit but them and I don't understand why they have never realized that. Just enjoy the game for what it is and don't try to shoehorn your own personal agenda into it. Christ.
>>121227681Give the fucker a ride I guess
reminder to hug uncle duncle when he offers
Here is my contribution to the undertale fandom
done.goodnight dummies
>>121221573
for the anon who wanted grillbz art
>>121227881But he only asks for a hug on the genocide route. does he actually wants me to go and murder anyone, just for him?
I would love to see an expansion that explores all the less important undertale characters, finding human food for that one guy at grillbys, that kind of stuff
>>121227742
>>121227681
give him a rideSTRAIGHT INTO THE ABYSS
Sex with Chara!
Friendly reminder to participate in the Undertale Demographics survey!
tinyurl.[insert .com here]/UndertaleSurvey
We're currently at 498 responses!
Imgur compilation of data/charts at 419 responses:
http://imgur.com/a/Pps7t
Fun Fact:
Of the 18/419 respondents who chose Flowey as their favorite character:
10, surprisingly, are female of which 2 are heterosexual, 3 are homosexual, 3 are bisexual, and 2 are asexual
8 are male of which 4 are heterosexual, 3 are bisexual, and 1 is asexual
Flowey still is the only character with a higher female to male ratio.
Breaking news Asgore lovers! Out of the 32/498 respondents, there is finally a single female who listed her as her favorite! Now Asgore doesn't have only male fans.
>>121227945
Grillbo is best character
>>121227989I have never participated in this and never will.
>>121227849
Well when the game has:
> Gender-neutral protagonist to project onto.
> Fish x Dino lesbos but the gay isn't the centerpoint of their character.
> Metro/Trans/FABULOUS robot-goast (Fabulous if you have any sense).
Putting up with Tumblr should be expected if you have any sort of sense or pattern recognition.
>>121227751
cyka
>>121227751For what purpose anon?
>>121227979
I mean if you really wanna
>>121227989
For anyone wondering, not a screamer
>>121227945
Not the anon, but I always appreciate more Grillby art. We need to see more of him.
>>121227742
>>121227947
hug the skeletons anon, even if it's your own
it probably needs the attention after forever of neglect
Scars denote previous encounters with god in the dark corners of the world
so are we gonna post some Undyne or what?
>>121227989
I refuse to take your dumb survey.
>>121228024>I have never participated in this and never will.You are doing the right thing, anon.
>>121228070
He is my favorite and everyone loves to see their favorite characters suffer
Posting what little I have
>>121228079
I've been recruiting responses for the survey across threads for a while now. Kinda surprised there are people who don't know what it is.
Postwoshua
>>121228087>it probably needs the attention after forever of neglect
How did you know?
Reminder happiness is illegal.
>>121228025
>Putting up with Tumblr should be expected
Fuck that, why should I? It's good that the game has those things but drawing massive attention to that instead of the game's real merits is a) incredibly annoying and b) undermines the whole point of that stuff being in the game and not addressed in the first place.
Trepanning is the act of cutting the skull open to let the gods in
>>121228148
Your post is comforting to read. I am happy.
>>121227751
Right.
Did somebody say best wife
>>121228152
>Sans acting like this much of a bitch
lol
>>121228204
watch you while you sleep senpai
>>121228148
It's not like there's a right or wrong choice to be made. It's just a survey.
>>121222061
Could have:
>MORE TOWNS (seriously everything after Snowdin let me down a little - where's the town with the monster school and the overcrowded capital city?)
>More overworld sprite animations (the expressions were adorable, I wished there were more)
>Option to favour some characters over others (in hindsight the Pacifist run feels like it's railroading you into everyone liking you - while I find it incredibly sweet, I'd like to see characters like/dislike you more)
>visuals to the different Neutral phonecalls
>more postgame stuff for Pacifist run
>you get to pick what stupid colourscheme Frisk has (all the options would look like they were done with kids' markers, but still)
Seriously though. Just ... more towns. Please.
>>121223323
With bad jokes and puns, but unlike him my delivery would be frequently botched due to being flustered. He'd possibly find my screw-ups even cuter.Or just abysmal but we're trying to think positive here
>>121228212
Thank you anon, I feel the same way as you.
>>121228283
m8 I've been posting fishwife all last thread
>>121228203
wosh u face
>>121228210
WOSH U FEELINGS U BROKEN FUCK
>>121228025
WOSH U BRAIN SO YOU CAN THINK STRAIGHT
>>121227751
>>121228152
Your thought process is strange but sure.
So what's the deal with the cheering crowd noise the Gaster Blasters make?
It's known that Gaster invented the DT machine and was experimenting on preserving monster souls. Perhaps they're the equivalent of monster zombies.
>>121228345Decision to not participate in cancer polls is always a right decision. You know it, anon.
>>121228353
Any woshua lewds yet?
>>121228424
>cheering crowd noise
Your ears are broken
>>121228353
>WOSH U FEELINGS U BROKEN FUCK
some stains don't come out, woshua
don't make me poor spoiled milk into your tank
i'll fucking do it man
>>121228203
>>121228384
I figure I'll just collect this and suffer until I'm emotionally dead inside, and then I can just look at cute fluffy art to restore my soul.
>>121228350
I like all of your ideas here
>>121228434
>cancer polls
This isn't strawpoll anon.
Gay asrielfag here
Literally the best
>>121228110
bestwife
>>121228353>WOSH U FEELINGS U BROKEN FUCK
Please give more details on how someone is supposed to wosh something
>>121228460
Woshua is literally pure.I hope you burn in hell you sick fuck.
Fishwife is the most cute of anyone with cutie fins
>>121228510
Best dead sans right here.
>>121228203
>>121228460
WOSH U FILTHY MIND
>>121228478
>implying it doesn't immediately get purged from all the soap and cleaning ingredients
WOSH U FILTHY MIND
>>121228571
>take [object]
>wosh
>[object] is now clean
GO WOSH THINGS NOW, MY DISCIPLE.
posting in a fishy thread
>>121228350
You actually have some pretty good ideas.
>>121227751Does this counts as sad?
Maybe this has been posted already, but fug it. Spoilers ahead
Did you kill Flowey at the end?
Does killing him ruin the true pacifist route in any way?
Should I feel bad for killing him?
Im so confused
How the fuck does sans bleed anyway?
Isn't he a skelly?
>Pic
There basically the same characterAny drawfag in here who would like to do a crossover pic with these two? Would make all my dreams come true. They can be sparing or whatever i don't care im not your momgonna go sleep so i can not pass out at keyboard night night see you when i wake up i guess
>>121228574
Bad news anonhttp://imgur.com/a/TLwSp
>>121228702
It's ketchup.
>>121228702Ketchup.
>>121228637
>WOSH U FILTHY MIND
no
fuck yuo
>>121228702
no dude he is fucking human
>>121228696Yes. I did. I couldn't forgive him. No it doesn't affect a true pacifist ending. Whether or not you should feel bad is your own personal opinion.
>>121228510
have a happymeanwhile I love all the chubby-Sans-that-still-look-like-Sans art
>>121228729
oh...my god
>>121228696
>Did you kill Flowey at the end?
I didn'tbut that was only because I thought it would affect the ending and wouldn't let me get the pacifist one if I did kill him
>Does killing him ruin the true pacifist route in any way?
Nope, he just won't give you hints on how to obtain the true end
>Should I feel bad for killing him?
Quite the opposite, probably.
how much does sans even know about resets? is he just really fucking smart or is he actually aware when things are reset
>>121228702
It's ketchup.
The air is heavy with the sins of others.
Soon the weight will be unbearable.
>>121228793
That Frisk is microscopic.
>>121228729I don't know what I expected when I clicked that.
I don't know if I'm disgusted, horrified or both.
>>121228747
>>121228729
WOSH U FILTHY MINDS OR I SHALL WOSH THEM FOR YOU
Chara is forcute
>>121228729
anon why
i should have filtered this link
Can we please talk about papyrus. I want to know your interpretation of his character.
Like, am I supposed to read him as stupid? I know he's not retarded... but what's up with his character? Is he supposed to be autistic, or slow and you're supposed to find that charming or what?
What's the whole implication about him not being able to do junior jumbles and liking books for toddlers?
Micro frisk plz
>>121228434
How is a demographics survey a cancer poll? This doesn't seem to be the usual fare of "Would you do x to y character".
>>121227613
>Bloodseed
>>121228891
Any porn of that guy yet?
>>121228702
it's ketchup
>>121228826
>is he actually aware when things are reset
he probably has the same sense of deja vu all the other main characters have. and since he's aware of the resets existing, it doesn't take much to put 2 and 2 together.
>>121228682
yes :(
>>121228793
Oh don't get me wrong, I also have a lot of cute Sans
I'm a slut for any kind of Sans, really
>>121227849
>I wish those fucking losers who use this game as a springboard for their tumblr social justice representation in games
>Made by a guy associated with Homestuck
>Intentionally nods and riffs "tumblr-tier" internet culture
>Lesbians
>The theme of the game is to tolerate and understand people that would otherwise be considered "monsters"
>Has a tasteful adaptation of a guy's actual fursona
>Don't shoehorn your own personal agenda into it!
6/10, try harder.
>>121228898
He's just a goofy people pleasure who isdeep down insecure and lonely
The wind is howling.
>>121228826
he gets "reports" and he can read people's expression really well
>>121228898
He's a bit naive, but he has willpower and can fight, with some proper training. He wants to see the good in everyone, and those around him want to protect his innocence. He's no pushover though, if you recall his attacks.
>>121228928
I would say "Pretend this is the OP image instead" but Mettaton always looks good.
>>121228935
Leave the amalgamates alone you sick fuck.
Let no challenge lie.
Let no question hang.
Let no music fade.
Let no end go unsung
Have you worshipped today?
>>121228981
Reports?
Is he a member of the time police?
>>121228863
requesting art of Flowey ruining Woshua's day
He must have done it in one of his resets.
fill you're tank with dirt I swear
>>121228898
He's actuallyreally, really smart, but doesn't let off on it as he spends most of his time cheering people up
>>121227751
>>121228152
This was left here earlier you might find some things in it http://imgur.com/a/bfjmz
All this fish posting.
>>121228826
>>121228936
>he probably has the same sense of deja vu all the other main characters have
See: His dialogue during his fightHe specifically mentions monitoring an anomaly in the timeline, and watching timelines jump around until they all suddenly stop.
>>121228981
>>121228936
Cool. Thanks guys.
>>121229058
I'm not some filthy goat heretic. My praise belongs to only the bone trio.
>>121228898
He's not the kind of character you can just pigeonhole in one box or the other.
He's just kinda kooky and eccentric, but he's still a functioning adult with enough emotional responsibility and emotional maturity that he can play Undyne around. He's also got a sadness and insecurity that he hides behind his cheerful shell, so he's more complex than a lot of people who just assume he's a mememachine give him credit for.
>>121228937
I can respect that thought process at least.All the emotions are worth representing in all this fanart, all the cute and happy is pointless without some contrast. Though not lewd, don't lewd skeletons.
How did Undyne lose her eye?
>>121228970
>>121229012
See, I know these things, and he certainly has depth of character, like him understanding the tenets of depression and being a good king...
But why can't he do junior jumble and is stumped by toddler books? Like, what is that supposed to reveal about his character? Is it some rainman thing?
>>121229027It's surprising how right you are.
The will to keep living
The resolve to change fate
The strength to defy extinction
>>121228898
I don't think he's stupid, just very naive. Monsters seem quite nice for the most part. I imagine he's like Monster Kid, not spoiled by real world cynicism somehow.
Some of the endings where he's depressed seem to taint him to misery.
Do you think sans legitimately finds papyrus cool, or is he just trying to get you to like papyrus?
>>121229164
He could be pretending for all we know, since you play as a kid.
>>121229135
Shewears an eyepatch for the hell of it to be edgy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-27GFE9IJQ
https://i.gyazo.com/ee6879e14f2dab699d0630fd4d7c0df4.png
Chara Chara!
>>121229171
Everything with Mettaton is always right~
>>121229232
Woah. I never really considered that.
>>121229132I-I'm sorry anon. I have like seven Sans lewds saved. I need to wosh my soul.
>>121227751
I just want Sans to be happyI say as I draw him strapped down and having his arm broken
>>121229164
It means that mentally, he still has the mindset of a young child in some areas. He doesn't fully understand the nature of the world, and has some hobbies and such that probably aren't suitable for what we perceive his age to be. It's just how he is, a character quirk if you will.
>>121229135
Either a training exercise with Asgore or Gerson, a previous encounter with a human, or she just uses a eye-patch because it looks cool.
>>121229221I honestly believe he looks up to Papyrus.
>>121228696
No. I hadn't come that far to start killing people. Even a piece of shit like him.
I considered rethinking my choice when he threatened to kill everyone I loved, though. It's usually such a goofy and over the top line that it's hilarious, but that delivery really shook me.
Knew I'd made the right choice when he got enraged and bewildered at my mercy, though. If you kill him, he dies with a smile on his face, knowing that it won't stick and that his logic won out. If you spare him, he cannot fathom it at all, and starts questioning his shitty worldview.
>>121229253
>that handSecret finger jutsu?
>>121228851
I know. And that Sans is so chunky he looks like a little fat marshmallow man. I love it.
>>121229012
>>121228970
This and especially that spoiler. I don't think Papyrus is actually full of himself. I think he just wants to be like the heroes he sees on tv.
I mean, pic related. Sure he comically misses the point at times, but I don't think this was a joke.
Before the events of the story he was definitely lonely and treated like a weirdo by everyone but Sans.
So many fan interpretations miss this detail. The guy's smart.
>>121228110
oh heyI'm almost done with a full version of this so the joke won't work anymore, so I'll get it out while I still can
>>121229135
>>121229135
It's where she keeps herDetermination
>>121229221
He looks up to Papy's endless optimism in total contrast to him competely-having-given-up-on-everything-ism
>>121229221
Papyrus is so lame he's cool. Considering how miserable sans likely is, he probably legitimately enjoys his brothers energetic attitude. Also annoying the heck out of him.
>>121228898
hes a skeleton, doesn't have a brain proper
good night /utg/, keep up the fishposting without me
>>121229337
!!
Is there an Undertale version of OPN's Replica album art yet? It's literally a skeleton with spaghetti on his head.
>>121229281Don't worry, most Sans fans are on the same boat as you.
I mean on the sense of wanting to see him happy but enjoying his suffering at the same time, not the whole broken arm deal.
>>121229135
She didn't
>Chuunibyou
>>121229280
I have 30+
don't send help I'm fine with this
>>121229429
Nah. She doesn't make constant references to how she has a hidden power behind...
Holy shit.
>>121229253
I don't know and don't want to know what this is.
>>121229337
>papyrus drawing fish tiddies
I knew Papyrus and I would be good friends.
Thanks /utg/ watching me kill San's for the near 50th time.
Another sans bites the dust uh.
Another sans bites the dust hey hey!
>>121228898
He's not the brightest bulb in the shed, but he's less dumb and more that he's a little childish, egotistical, and naive to a fault.
>>121229232
Ah fuck, I never thought about that.
>>121229427
Skelebros, how many of you guys quit the game just before/after you killed Sans? I'm considering doing it on my run.
Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you.
And for Undyne, it was about saving everyone else, so while Chara may have killed her in Waterfall, that isn't where she died.
>>121229280
Well that's not that many.You can still turn it around if you're that early in.
>>121229429
This would make a lot of sense with how much of a huge dork she is in neutral/pacifist, with practicing lines and setting up that echo flower and anime spear bullshit. But Undyne the Undying makes me think it's legit gone.
>>121229281
I just want Papyrus to be happyI say as I save art of him being plowed by random menand sometimes a robotand sometimes his own damn brother
I guess that's a form of happiness.
>>121229427
I've never done genocide specifically because I don't want to hurt the skeletons.
>>121229568
>paying for undertale
>>121229552
free flowing undyne <3 <3 <3
>>121229617that would make me happy
>>121229550I quit the run at Papyrus.
I thought I would be able to do it eventually but turns out that's wrong. Maybe that will change later but it is really doubtful for now.
And it may be a good idea to reset after beating Sans anyways, in order to avoid the consequences and all that.
>>121229626
>being a cunt
>>121229617
>>121229617
Oh god, I really fucked that up. I need to go to bed. Fuck essays.
>>121229689
Sounds like a good time to me too.
Post cute skeletons pls
>>121229550
planning to.that or killing him repeatedly once i git gud
>>121228898
I see him as being ridiculously determined to think the best of everyone, including himself. His overblown self-confidence and obsession would be insufferable with most other characters, but the thing that makes Papyrus fun is that he seems to think just as highly of everyone else, even if he has virtually no reason to do so.
He just puts 100% of himself into everything he does, really, and he's loveable because of it. I could see him being on the higher-functioning end of the autistic spectrum in how much he overacts and how socially clueless he is, but not as an insult or anything.
As for the kiddy shit, I think it's as simple as him liking toddlers books and action-figures and seeing no reason to be ashamed of it, same with finding Junior Jumble hard. He's just honest and enthusiastic about shit he likes and can't fathom changing himself to seem cooler, or even that other people might take issue with it in the first place.
>>121229067
Does anyone know what this face was supposed to be?
>>121229626
yo don't tell me that there are fuckers on this gen that didn't pay for undertale
>>121229278
>>121229543
And the date thing? He took it in as adorable and humored you. He acted dramatic during the break up to humor you more.
He's good at acting and keeping spirits up. I don't doubt that children would follow him around town like ducklings to a mother duck.
>>121229232
Does he know that? He's never seen a human before and thinks it's OK to date a kid, even if it doesn't amount to anything.
>>121229698
>Maybe that will change later
please no
>>121229619Same
>>121229776
It's apparently just Toby himself.
>>121229785
Nigger I don't have money. This game is worth three times the asking price, but it's not like I can pay for it.
>>121227989
>no agender option
mmmmm
>>121229785
I had it gifted to me.Then I bought another copy and gifted it to a friend who was too cheap to pay ten bucks. He loved it.
>>121229760
>>121229068
>>121229125
>>121229125
>>121229326
>>121229535
See:
>>121229164
But with the follow up of: I know he's not dumb-dumb, but him believing everyone just went on a forever-vacation seems sort of either wilfully stupid or ... genuinely soft-headed.
How old am I supposed to picture him as? Like a middle-schooler mentality? Or a real adult? Because lots of kids have pretty good understandings of responsibilities and reverse psychology... but it's also little kids that hero worship and blithely believe in Santa.
[I want to write lewd stories with this guy... but want to wrap my head about him being old enough for it to not be creepy to me.]
>>121229785
I didn't, I don't pay for indie shit
Why is she so awesome?
>>121229776
probably Toby having fun times with a face cam
>>121229785
>>121229710
>giving money to furries
embarrassing
Why do some of these images not load for me
It loads about the top 30 pixels or so then just stops
>>121229532
Does he have any special messages when you kill him that many times?
>>121229851
Kill yourself, tumblr. Your bullshit imaginary special snowflake genders aren't real.
>>121229869
He's an adult/young adult I think, can't be that creepy.
>>121229786
You may be onto something.>I don't doubt that children would follow him around town like ducklings to a mother duck.
Monster Kid did decide to start admiring Papyrus after the true end.
>>121229746
I believe this is the cutest Sans picture that exists. Prove me wrong, I dare you.
>>121229876
...but you pay for triple a garbage?
>>121229931
I think he makes that "you're some kind of freak" comment
>>121229617
>plowed by random menImgur that shit for me
>>121229746
I've got lots of cute
>>121229910
>Toby
>furry
Pick one.
>>121229776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yModCU1OVHY
18 seconds in
posted whole song for your viewing pleasure
This shit right here is not cool.
>>121229971
Yeah, nah
I've got a cuter one saved somewhere, hold up a sec
>>121229991
I don't pay for anything.
>>121229910
I don't think toby is a furry, I could be wrong.
also makes you no less of a cunt
>>121230032
he's probably trying to b8
or he's a furfag projecting
>>121229806It's not like I actually wanted to kill everyone on the first place.
For better or for worse, the only reason I would ever do that is to fight Sans.
IF I COULD BE A FLOWER I WOULD BE A FAT ANGRY COCK
>>121229698
Istarted my first genocide run last night. I killed Papyrus. I was stuck on the fight button for a good half-hour, but I did it. I killed my favourite character. I still feel horrible hours later.
>>121229749
Yeah, I'm only doing this to see his fight.
>>121229869
Okay, here's something to get that concern out of your head.
His Undernet username is "CoolSkeleton95".
Which can be taken to mean"1995"
Which implies, the game taking place in 2015 at the earliest, that Papyrus is20 years old.
That better?
>>121229746
Here friend
>>121230019Did you already check the /y/ thread? That's pretty much where I get all of my shit, if you're willing to brave the storm.
Fight for the people that you love, never kneel to cruelty, and most importantly of all, be kind to those who may just need some good food, some bad laughs, and some nice friends
>>121229070
oh my god that's so cool. Are you going to colour that? Because if not, I'd really like to.
I'm going through muh genocide run to solve a mystery. My biggest question is if anyone attempted to quit on their first encounter with Chara with a soul intact and reset.I'm going to be pissed if that smiling fuck breaks the world behind my back after I exit.
>>121229785
>get paid literally TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS in one instance on patreon to spend 5 minutes making a custom furry monster that only appears for one hour once a year
>then get gorbillions of bux from steam purchases
Did piracy kill the music industry?This game is pretty shit to play anywya, I'd rather watch someone else play it to be quite honest with you senpai
>>121229991
>
Im am trying to get to 100 Kills on him. So far he killed me 10 times and I killed him 49.
Next one will be a break. I usually get 10/15 Kills a night on him.
twitch tv/luckwehsleven is the stream if anyone is interested.
>>121228879
Chara is forSHAKING
>>121230059
Not the guy you're replying to, but toby is almost certainly a furry.
>>121229910
>playing a game about said "furries"
>associating yourself with said "furries"
>having your life enriched with the work and creativity of said "furries"
>>121230135
not my picture, was posted here recently. Its a really freakin awesome picture though holy crap.
>>121230140
Just your usual fallout 3 player.
>>121230079
that's horrible
you're horrible
>>121230210
fuck off chara
>>121230079>Mfw someone saved my editAnon, why.
>>121229934
.......
......................
..............................
you...
you do know what game you're playing, right?
the one with multiple non binary characters?
the one with the MAIN character as a non binary character?
>>121230210
chara stop you're not allowed to be correct
>>121230210
You're a monster. Acutemonster.
>>121229785
I didn't. Not going to justify it but Toby doesn't need my money anyway, he has everyone else's already.
>>121230140Once you encounter chara, when the game starts up, you will only hear rushing water sounds and darkness. The only way to end the ride is by selling your soul.
>>121230113>I was stuck on the fight button for a good half-hour,
Congrats, you took less time than me. It's been a week since I reached Papyrus in my genocide run and I still can't do it, this is kinda concerning actually.
>>121230230I know.
Would use savestate powers to make sans' life a living hell if I was underground desu
>>121230275
Literally delusional. How wrong can you be?
And so, it's bedtime for your resident fishposter.
Night /utg/, stay determined
>>121230275
>the one with multiple non binary characters?
citation needed
>the one with the MAIN character as a non binary character?
citation also needed
androgynous =/= tumblr bullshit
flibbity floobity here's your (you)
>there's a motivational blog on tumblr that offers support through undertale characters
>my embarrassing ask gets answered by my favourites
>cant stop smiling
I hate tumblr and I feel like a dork but man sometimes nice things happen in funny places
>>121229869
He's mentally old enough to badger Sans about getting a job and troll Undyne into befriending Frisk. As for the vacation, he probably knows the truth deep inside but just doesn't want to admit it. Pic related.
>>121230113
>Which implies, the game taking place in 2015 at the earliest
Chara fell on 201X though.
>>121230210
they are monsters not furries
>implying my life revolves around this game like you bunch of lowlifes
fuckin kek m8
>>121230327
go to bed, Chara
cute time
>>121230275
does androgynous really equal nonbinary
plus who else? I don't think you can assume monsters have the same gender constructs as humans
Is Frisk non binary? I thought they were just ambiguously gendered so the audience can project onto them more easily. Also, I'm pretty sure all the characters besides Frisk have a solid gender, though their sexuality definitely varies.
>>121230435this is cute as fuck who drew this
>>121230440
>>121230398
m8 you didn't need to make me feel this. I haven't done genocide don't do this to me man.
>>121230362
Goodnight anon, rest well.You too stay determined.
>>121230471Frisk is a self-insert, they have no canon gender.
>>121230326
>>121230113
Have some DETERMINATION you lot.The impact of a genocide run is really a lot more interesting if you do it yourself rather than just see someone else do it.
Thd world needs more of these two.
>>121230275
>the one with multiple non binary characters?
Nobody is "non binary" in Undertale.
>the one with the MAIN character as a non binary character?
Especially not Frisk. The whole point is that Frisk's sprite design is such that you can self-insert, not so the character Frisk is objectively "non binary". Toby says to name the Fallen Child after you.
>>121230471
>>121230464
Ambiguously gendered. Not necessarily binary, but not explicitly nonbinary either.
>>121230440
>>121230440
>>121230314
guess that's it then.
>>121230275
the game was made so you could self insert yourself as the first human. both frisk and chara are gender ambiguous for the same reason toby explained for naming them.
>name them after yourself
>probably gender them based off yourself
which in this case, you're probably doing exactly that :^)
>>121230440
>>121230512
that's not even genocide. thats a neutral ending. its the ending where youkill mettaton and alphys kills herself, and undyne loses the will to live
>>121230471
They're whatever you want them to be. Nonbinary, male, female, everybody has the right to think Frisk is whatever gender they want. Likewise nobody has the right to tell other people what to think. Snowflake genders don't realize that nobody extends to them too.
>>121230526
murdering someone you like is a lot different then watching someone you like getting murdered, yes
congratulation on this insightful discovery
>>121230275
4chan is not tumblr. You're a fucking retard, please leave.
You're male or female, or both. There's no more genders in the whole wide world, grow the fuck up you delusional idiot.
>>121230434
>it's an abstract kind of bad time
>you had one job
Undertale's music is good but it's not as good asHomestucks
>>121229869
He's old enough to drive a car, work as a sentry, and be eligible for his worlds version of military service. I'd say he could consent to sex. He's a grown man with some childish traits, that's it.
Just don't write it as 'X exploits Papyrus's naivety and innocence to coerce him into sexual acts he isn't properly informed about' which is weirdly common, and you should do fine.
>>121230592
Somehow that's even worse. I'd rather everyone returns to nothing and the world is cast into oblivion than leave people despondent and in dispair
>>121230326
I had the excuse of being on a stream, but it was what was stopping me from even deleting my save for two weeks, if that counts. Still, I'm the type you'd never expect to do it, and I feel like shit. So honestly I don't know whether to encourage you or not.
>>121230424
Hm. Good point.
But it's weird to think of Papyrus as 15, eugh.
>>121230573
>tfw your name is a character too long to fit
>use a nickname literally no one cals you
Still feels weird, man.
>>121230440
>>121230538
Why are Frisk's legs so fucking long?
>>121230275
maybe try to stop breathing repeatably until you get the correct amount of brain damage to be put in a home
>>121230636
ut megalo >>> hs megalo
>>121230683
Why do you even care?
Where is the art of that talking rock in the Ruins?
>>121230275
Gender ambiguous is not synonymous with nonbinary.Not that I care much either way, but Frisk is meant to be whatever the player decides. If you want to decide your Frisk is nonbinary, fine, but don't say it's true for everyone else's Frisk.
Since we cute right now, can some drawfag do this with Tem instead?
>>121230654
Neutral endings are way more depressing than genocide and anyone who says otherwise is wrong.
>>121230735
because sometimes cleansing is not enough to remove a problem
>>121230756
>>121230620
>or both
No.
>>121230636
Homestuck has an order of magnitude more songs, and a lot of them are shit, but having more total songs at any fraction of total songs means there are going to be a lot of good songs. Remember how Vol. 5 was half Doctor remixes? Yeah.
>>121230654
Yeah at least in genocide no one has to suffer anymore. A lot of the neutral endings are really horribly depressing.
I ship mk x frisk
>>121229626
>being a piratefag
>>121230815
>No.
Whatever, faм. There's still no more, I'm still right.
Fuck you.
>>121230859
>mk
Mortal Kombat?
Reminder that /utg/, toby fox, Gabe the newell, and president Barack Obongo himself have all confirmed Frisk for the manliest of men, and any other answer is literal
>>>/reddit/
and
>>>/dumblr/
Thread needs more Napstabots.
Welp. Killed Sans 50 times....
He killed me 10 times so I guess thats 60 battles on this Corrupted playthrough.
>>121230620
>or both
>>121227613
>cytube utg room stopped working
>panic
>>121230937
That's the best Napstabot
>>121230787
I agree.
Genocide isn't that depressing because there is literally no one left to mourn the dead.
Endings like king Papyrus, depressed Undyne or this one are the worst.
>>121230898
There's male and female. That's it. All others are biological defects that don't count like Klinefelter syndrome, other forms of intersex, or hormone fuckups.
>>121230925
reminder gabe is a fat jew and obongo is a nigger
>>121230883
>I pride myself in supporting the creators of video games!
>>121230656
>But it's weird to think of Papyrus as 15, eugh.We have no idea of in which year the game takes place, it's impossible to tell everyone's exact age.
>>121230937
I hate Napstabots. Blooky seems to be okay with being incorporeal anyway.
>>121230980
Holy shit, someone actually saved this. Nice.
>>121230787
Holy shit, not even big on Alphys and this actually makes me kinda like her.
>>121230989
My skelefucker bro.
>>121230969
Is that your faggot face? Kill yourself.
>ellipsis
Please kill yourself, as soon as possible.
>>121231017
gender =/= sex
:^)
>>121231078
Hell yeah motherfucker
>>121231065
*RATTLE
>>121227613
>Cytube utg not working
>panic
We've established that Papyrus is probably capable of consenting to sex, but does he know what it actually is yet?Or will I have to teach him?
>>121231034
giving someone money for something they worked hard on and you genuinely enjoyed feels pretty good, yes
not giving someone money for something you hated but also played a lot feels... something else.
>>121231130
You can't fuck a skeleton.
>>121231006
at least they're all dead together. Except thanks to you and Chara they have die over and over again. Sure, their memories will be wiped, but you know as well as I do that they still remember, a little. And even in the genocide run you can't kill EVERYONE, just the main characters. And a lot of monsters.
>>121231130You'll have to teach him, buddy. Didn't you learn anything from 13k words of Papyrus deflowering?
>>121231110*rattles back
>>121231109
I mentioned hormone fuckups. The very, very few "legitimate" transgender people are that.
>>121230989
Wanna share skelelewds, pal?
>>121231181
watch menot actually I don't stream intimate times
>>121231065
I know I'm supposed to be looking at Pap but that Sans is adorable.
>>121231130
I like the idea of Papyrus learning on his own and just being tactful about it. I'm not big on the fics where he doesn't know what's happening, it feels fucked up.
>>121231130
Yes,you should teach him.
>>121231181
Can't stop me
>>121231107
Great even in /utg/ theres a troll kek
>>121231034
Hi /v/, I know it's in with you cool hip kids to never pay for video games, but not everyone here is a contrarian little shit like you nerds are.
It's 10 bucks you skidmark. If it was Fallout 4 I could understand you pirating it but come the fuck on
>>121231181
>implyingI'm going to fuck a skeleton and you can't stop me.
>>121231181
Not with that attitude.
>>121231193
I'm not a skeleton fucker but I'd like to get a summary of that 13k epic.
>>121231271
>this entire post
why do you exist
Please don't forget about me.
heh, gee, didn't realize there were this many violent non-binary haters here. fun haters, too.
>>121231130
NO. papyrus is not for boning;^), papyrus is for cuddling and protecting.
>>121231334
Don't worry, only a handful more monsters to go before I reach ya.
>>121231263
Yeah,boningretards or at least the situational equivalent of one is kind of abonerkill.
>>121231181You just watch.
I'm not going to fuck only one skeleton, I'm going to bone both of them.
>>121231334Of course. How can someone forget about their best friend?
>>121231287
Do something 'bout it then, Toby.
:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)
>>121231334
I wouldn't forget my best friend.
>>121231334
How could I forgetmy best friend
>>121231334
>>121231130
Give him a very thorough, private sexual education lesson!
>>121231452
There needs to be more of Papyrustoppingand Sanssubbing
>there's no option to shove Asriel over if you're doing a soulless pacifist run and go to the ruins to talk to him
Goddamnit Chara come the fuck on
>>121231571
gay desu
>>121231130
It'd be funniest if he didn't experience any sexual pleasure or desires, but tried to go along with stuff to make his partner happy.
>OH YES, HUMAN! YOUR FLESHY PROTRUSIONS CERTAINLY MAKE ME FEEL -SEXUALLY AROUSED-, JUST AS THE DEPICTIONS IN THAT EDUCATIONAL BOOKLET DEPICT!
>OOOOH, NYHOOO HOOO, OOOH YES, CONTINUE DOING THAT! IF IT BRINGS YOUR BEPIS OR VAJOOJAY CLOSER TO SEXUAL CLIMAX, OTHERWISE I WOULD RECOMMEND SOME OF THE OTHER SEXUAL POSITIONS I PICKED UP FROM SOME ADDITIONAL READING MATERIAL I PURSUED.
>AH HA! CLEARLY YOU DID NOT CALCULATE ON THE GREAT PAPYRUS TO PLAN AHEAD, HUMAN! I WILL NOT REST UNTIL YOUR MEAT ORGANS ARE COMPLETELY SATISFIED!!! I WILL PROVE MYSELF THE MASTER AT THE HUMAN SEX!
>ARE YOU SUFFICIENTLY DONE YET?
>>121231334
Fuck you, you wanted to be forgotten.
>>121231334
I doubt these souls will be forgetting youdevouring them whole.
i literally dont even have $10 in my bank account
am i not allowed to enjoy simple videogames if i'm poor?
>>121231231
>still responding to this fucker
>responding to bait at all
>>121231571
No thanks, I'd rather let Sans rape my mouth.
>>121231571
SansjetpackingPapyrusafterwards
>>121231331You date Papyrus for a few months. You get bored. You decide to try to fuck Papyrus. He doesn't really get what's happening but he grows to like it. You fuck Papyrus in a variety of ways for several hours.
I can give you more if you want, but that's the gist of it.
>>121231625
Oh god. That's great.
>>121231571Finally someone else gets it.
>>121231571
I for one want morereluctant sub Sans being put in his placeBut I would also let him annihilate my ass any day.
Are the utg threads archived anywhere? I missed a lot of them and wouldn't mind going back to see what people were talking about. Any non-dead archives?
>>121231625
Okay, I laughed at that.
>>121231652
Mug a homeless guy.
POST CUTE FLOWEY
>>121231625I want to hug him so badly, holy shit.
>>121231739Same, to both of those things.
>>121231770
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/
>>121231521
>>121231478
I want Chara to go and stay go
>>121231693
Nah that's pretty good. 13k is massive tl;dr for a story about that, but hey if you boners want it then you boners want it.
>>121231571
>not just having both of them be your sex slaves doing whatever you want them to do
How can you call yourself a skeleton fucker if you can't even break their minds?
>>121231804
Rare flowey coming through.
>>121231817
no
>>121231804No_
>>121231809
Thanks!
>>121231804
>>121231848
>no Flowey mindbreaking Papyrus and forcing Sans to watch
pls
>>121231804
>>121231804
>>121231606am grill thoI meant both situations but with grill topping/subbing
>>121231657
>>121231689
I DIDN'T MEAN THEM DOING EACH OTHER
>>121231712
>>121231739
>>121231848
I don't want to break them. I believe you can love, protect, and fuck the skeletons. You can see them as pure and wonderful and still do the diddily, lovingly and with consent.
>>121231863
>that frisk
Russia strikes again.
>>121231967
I'm surprised I haven't seenany of Mettaton mindbreaking Papyrus yet.
Thanks to this thread and cute littleAsrielI've found the DETERMINATION to git gud at playing guitar. Pic related, I feel like I've found my purpose in life.Thank you all so much, this game and you guys broke me out of a really shitty time in my life
/blog
>>121231967
>>121229384
It's pretty important to consider that Papyrus is half of a duo, providing a deliberate contrast with Sans.
>>121231804
Houseplant Flowey is best AU
>>121231981> I believe you can love, protect, and fuck the skeletons
Agreed.
>>121232039
He loves the sexy rectangle. He'd give himself willingly.
>>121231804
i still want one.
>>121230925
Not in my head canon
My Frisk is a cute lil girl whose tap-dancing and hugging skills brought world peace to everyone.
She later contracted diabetes when Toriel kept giving her pie every day.
But it's manageable with a healthy exercise regiment and a supplementary diet of savagely beaten vegetables.
>>121232051
That's good to hear anon. Stay determined andget good.
>Tfw no cute flowey to look after
>>121231971
See, this is one thing that bugs me about the Pacifist end. I wish everyone kept their memories of the final battle. Instead Flowey gets away with everything and the only other one who remembers is you.
>those last two panels
Fuck that shouldn't have hurt.
What a slow night tonight is, kinda nice.
>>121232079
Wish that artist didnt ship and post sjw crap, really liked his work.
>>121231804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_Z1bDmhHzc
>>121232136He would try to kill you sooner or later anon, do you really want that?
>>121232096
this is perfect
>>121232214
Yes
>>121232214>Implying that wouldn't be the best way to die
>Implying you wouldn't be happy with him absorbing your SOUL
>>121231848
>13k is massive tl;dr for a story about that
Believe me, I know. I can't believe how long it took me to write. I'm still exhausted.
>>121231739I still want more of this. Much, much more.
>>121231804
Super rare ultra-luxe flowey.
Unlawfully saving can result in 5 years in a federal prison and up to six grand in fines, it's not worth it you fucking normies.
>>121231971
>truely
/utg/ today is my 22nd birthday and I want to die
thinking about undertale is the only thing that brings me joy
>>121231971
>Step dad
Into the trash.
>>121232284
Cute.
Saved.
>>121232326
haha you're old
>>121229070
>>121230135
>>121230217
I did finish that piece. If you're still around and want the lineart to color yourself I can post that as well.
PostBscotch Cinnamon recipes
>>121232279
Different person, but I really enjoyed it btw.
>>121232326
it's all downhill from here buddy
>Completed pacifist route earlier
>Go through it with Papyrus as my best bud, called him up every moment I could to talk to him about stuff
>decide to do genocide
>Papyrus has spared you
I need to go lay down for a while and think about what I've done. This is probably the only death that I'll really feel horrid about,hopefully.
>>121232409
I do want the lineart, nice job on the picture
>>121231981
The absolute ideal would be to have several pairs of skelebros.
One pair is for gently cuddling and protecting.
One pair for vanilla fucking.One pair for mind breaking into obedient sex toys that will allow you to do whatever depraved things you want to them.
It's genius!
>>121232409
Yes please, I'd love to colour that baby,
Who should I credit for the lines?
>>121232409
What if Sans wasn't able to be controlled by a flower just sticking itself in his eye-socket, but just pretended he was so that Flowey would have something to do?
>HA HA HA HA, IDIOT! Yes, you know you can't stop me. You know you can't stop YOURSELF!
>ok
>Now... Walk that way! HEY! Walk that way!
>ok
>NO! WRONG WAY, IDIOT! Nyarrrgh. Your will might be a little stronger than I thought... but it won't stop me from making you tear your friends to bloody pieces.
>ok
>>121232509
don't expect pity, chara
u suk
>>121232326
23/24 years old here, can't remember which
Nothing gets better, you just stop caring. Embrace the indifference
>>121232428
http://lvl1-chef.tumblr.com/post/130137142073/undertale-butterscotch-cinnamon-pie
>>121232326
Happy birthday
IS TOTAL BULLSHIT THAT MUFFET ISN'T INCLUDED ON THE TRUE END OR THAT YOU CAN BEFRIEND HER AT ALL.
>>121232546
>the same sans is in all the pairs
>he just plays along because he's bored af and too lazy to correct you
>>121232326
Well today's my not-birthday and I want to die too, just waiting on a method that'll look like an accident because I don't want my family to think my life was shit, and a method that'll be surer than a woman-tier method like pills or bleeding out.
Guess it's hard everywhere, huh.I'd love to take some normies with me, but I'm not sure if that's viable.
>>121232648
She was a backer character, that's why.
>>121232546
no thank you
>looking for new art
>90% sans alone or sans fight
>2%shipping
>7%everyone else
>1%Asgore
Holy shit, I love sans but god damn people need to stop drawing him so much and give love to the rest of the cast god damn.
>>121232654
>af
I hate this meme.
>>121232456
Oh, thanks bro! Always glad to hear, makes me feel a little less stupid for spending so much time on it.
>>121232709
shit i swore that was one of the filtered words
otherwise i wouldn't have used it
>>121232096
>>121232673
Killing other people won't fix anything.
>>121232707
Yeah, we need more Undyne instead.
>>121232648
she's just some random capitalist
>>121232326
Just hit 21 last month over here, spent my day off this week trying to write and weasel out of social obligations.
I kinda wish that some of the mountains around here had convenient holes to jump into.
>>121232707
A lot of artists hit undertale, churn out one or two drawings, and then move on or lose motivation. Everyone's favorite character is Sans, so this leads to people making the obligatory fanart of their favorite character and then moving on.
>>121232509
Let me join you, anon. I can't believe I killed my favourite. The noise I made when he turned to dust was embarrassingly loud.I thought there'd at least be a fight. I was in shock for ages just staring at the words "Papyrus is sparing you" with no music playing.
>>121232546
But anon,rough fucking that has dashes of vanilla is the cutest
>>121232591
Where did the possessed-Sans idea come from?
>>121232673
Don't do that bro, not only is that royally fucked up but you'll make all of those strangers' friends and family miserable
>>121232789
Anything, we need more art, swear to god my friend talked to me about "that one skeleton game" I fucking flipped shit.
how do you stop hating yourself every single day
>>121232875taking care of my little sister to distract myself from it
>>121232875
I hear a helium tank and breathing mask help.
>>121232875
I don't.
>>121232875
I don't know. If you don't I think you're lying to yourself about something.
Or on medication cocktails if you want to go down that route. I'd rather be miserable.
>>121232865
Shameful self-plugklgfanart or 2nd-skeleton on tumblr
I'll still be drawing shit
>>121232875
KEEP MAKING SHIT
>>121230969
>imm so hardcorez!!!1
http://tanks-theconn.tumblr.com/post/132525330561/taizic-i-justreally-wanted-a-gif-set-of-this
Hey guys, this is a weird request, but can anyone save the last gif in this gifset and post it here?
Every time I try it just comes out as a still image.
>>121232875I don't.
>>121232832
Shyren a cute
>>121232875I've been going pretty hard in sparring lately. It doesn't mean that I don't hate myself any less, though; I deserve this pain.
>>121232875
By giving me your skin
>>121232875
Try to have a laugh, stop surrounding your self with depressing shit.
Shit could be worse don't be a faggot that loves to suffer.
>>121232776
Nothing will fix anything, dude.
I guess it's more sadness than rage at this point, because everything feels like the whole world is going to pure shit but if you try to point out the shit it's racist or sexist or some other shit
Every day the idea that 95% of people are just mindless zombies and only that last 5% can see the world for what it really, really is makes more sense.
Maybe it's not even 5%, I don't really know.
>that feel when you never had anyone want to be your mom before
I wish I had a goat mom
>>121232875
I try not to think about how im a worthless pile of garbage and play video games to distract myself
>>121233047
give my your will to live
s-so has rainbow asriel been completed yet
>>121232989
sure thing
>>121232875
>>121232515
>>121232570
Oh I guess there's two of you. That's alright, have fun!
http://imgur.com/03dhAlN
Sorry that took so long. Had to transfer from my tablet.And uh jaythefantastic on tumblr I suppose.
>>121232875Suicide.
>>121232989
>>121233109
>>121232875
you don't, you just pretend you're fine until you make it
your gonna make it
All these sad anons in these threads. Gosh I just want to take you all out to a park to feed some ducks or something.
>>121233067
>Every day the idea that 95% of people are just mindless zombies and only that last 5% can see the world for what it really, really is makes more sense.
>>>/r/im14andthisisdeep/
>All this talk about vanilla bullshit with skelebros
What the fuck is this? Tumblr? If I want god damn rough, bone breaking porn of the skelebros I damn will achieve it.
I bet you faggots like to do it in the missionary position for procreation purposes.
>>121233109
That's the thumbnail.
>>121233261
If you read my post I said that rough sex intertwined with vanilla is the superior form of sexual activity, chumpus.
>>121233242
we're beyond your reach, like a lesser dog that cannot be pet
>>121233261Wanna break Sans together?
How many times has this game or anything to do with it made you cry?
Cause I'm a big crybaby at 10.
>>121233242Many of us don't deserve it.
i just want friends to accept me
>>121233261
Normally realistic skellies look creepy as shit but this one manages to make it work.
>>121233261
I just want to fuck an attractive skeleton.
I'm not some kind of freak, shesh.
>>121233112
Burgerpants was too real. If you weren't him, you know him or at least see him posting online.does anyone have caps of the pocket burger story? I advanced the text before I realized I wanted to save screen shots.
I'm not even going to hand you a (you) for that, but you're probably too normie to be able to see who can really feel and who can't.
I honestly can't believe the overwhelming mass of people who never second guess themselves or who've never felt alone. They ust wake up, go to their jobs, spout stupid shit every single fucking day, take what they're told at face value, and live like that for years.
>>121233109
Thanks, but how come it's smaller than in the link?
>>121233497
Give me your skin
>>121233497
it's not that others don't second guess themselves or feel alone, they're just too easily distracted to dwell on it
>>121233398
listening to Undertale song atm, so lets change that to 11.
>>121233398
Never cried, but the beginning of Asgore's fight gave me chills, plus the messages you get when you try to talk to him.
>>121233562_________________________________________________________alright
you're not alone
>>121233497
Usually i'd believe this is for real but the fact you're posting facebook frog makes me think you're just a convincing fake.
>>121233398
I was going to do genocide but didn't do it correctly, didnt know to wait for 'but nobody came'. I just killed whatever was in my way, and when I got to undyne I just couldnt do it. That was horrible. I got to hotland saved and deleted my file. Then did a pacifist run.
>>121232875
I don't have this problem. In fact, I don't have any self-esteem issues, I'm just a lazy deadbeat that hasn't attempted to get his life into gear yet.Besides wanting to bone characters I'm way too normie for what this general has become
>>121233497
Doesn't seem any different from what your'e doing.
>>121233398
Papyrus calling me a lonely human made me want to sudoku.
>>121233618
tell that to my empty apartment and empty life, faggot
>>121233352
And I want to see Sans deflower Papyrus but there's not enough of that now is there
>>121233621
>facebook frog
Don't you mean misogynist school shooter toad?
>>121233242
>Feeding depressed Anons to the ducks
You sick fuck, what if the ducks catch the sads?
>>121233398
I'm a big crybaby too, but the music before you go to the surface with all of your friends turned me into a blubbering mess. I didn't want this wonderful game to be over.Now I'm finally doing genocide, and while I didn't cry, everything to do with killing Papyrus fucking BROKE me.
>>121233398
Never
I've teared up but have never gone full baww
Funny enough, my first playthrough was just me being impressed at what the game did and appreciating all the neat little things I found
subsequent playthroughs made me sad. knowing the intricacies of the characters and seeing just how every action aligned with their story made me feel for them much more than the first time ever did
>>121233761
I originally read it he wants to feed whole sized living ducks to us.
welp, I guess undertale really IS the best indie game.
>>121233761
Funny.
I read it at first he was going to FEED US ducks.
>>121233387
I'm not that anon but I'm all for it.
>>121232707
What was that?
>>121233076
>that greentext
Do you people really want Toriel as a mother because your own mothers hated/abandoned you/you're an orphan with no real parents?People who've had relatively normal lives and want to replace their own family with fictional characters kinda creeps me out.
>>121233851I wouldn't mind it, actually.
>>121232079
>GOOD STRATEGY!
Every time.
>>121233869
I wonder what it would feel like getting bitten by those teeth
>>121233910
I've assumed the gays obsessed with Asgore who shit on goat mom do it because they have Mommy issues.
I only pretend to be depressed so you guys would like me.
>>121233884
>>121232707
There's enough fanart to go around in general that that 7% is still a lot.
>>121233825
>>121233851
In this world it's be fed ducks or be fed to ducks
Please NTR Asgore
>>121233840
>indie
Just wonder. Has anyone figured out how to access the debug mode yet?
>>121233974
that concept in itself reeks of a depressing level of loneliness
>>121233910
>relatively normal lives
With this in your sentence , I would agree with you.
A damaged person on the other hand might actually benefit.
But speaking in the purest context of the game, seems like a good end anyway to end up with her..
>>121233983
Oh I was talking about the net in general not our general here on /vg/, we seem pretty decent at posting everyone.
>>121233497
Everyone thinks they're part of the minority that aren't sheep.
Poopy booby
>>121232079
This is truth.
>>121233130
That's some pretty good art.
>>121233242
>these people wanting to eat ducks because of your post
Look at what you've done. This is why they're sad, because they have no reading comprehension.
>>121233973
all three of those dadfags sure love riling people up.
>>121234067
Haha :^)
>>121234006
the binding of isaac waspretty good
now it's dev is throwing a tantrum and actively trying to make the game worse.
>>121234006
it's the first proper indie game we've gotten in a long time, you know, a game made by one dude or a small team and it's actually quality shit.
What you got there on your little checklist is all of the pretentious garbage we've gotten in the past few years
THIS THREAD IS SEVERELY LACKING DADGOAT
>>121234247
Threads almost at limit anyways.
Reserving one of these last image spots for Mettaman.I think my thread did pretty well.
>>121234328
well I'm not going to get c u c k e d out of the last few images.
Goodnight, hopefully I don't fail my midterm tomorrow because I was shitposting too much.
>>121234120
Weaver's dadgoat is the cutest one I've seen.
>>121234479
fucking faggot holy shit
hes a skeleton like what the nigger is someone doing drawing that
>>121234425
I don't get this one. Does Frisk think calling him Daddy is weird or are they just being a dick to him?
>>121234525
>expecting fetish art to make sense
>>121234479
god damn it.
>>121234545
both
>>121234006
>makes snarky gamergate jokes
is this a bad thing.
>>121234464
Normally I hate artist's names plastered over their art but that's a pretty great name
Someone delete an image I have a very important shitpost to make
>>121234479
But---but...Oh I don't give a fuck, I'm fapping to this.
>>121233869
>>121233968
>during his "training," an angry Sans manages to bite your arm while you're setting up hisfood bowl
>he draws blood, and looks smug about being able to do so
>his smile disappears when you roughly jerk him forwards by his leash
>it's a struggle, but you manage to get the bone-shaped mouth gag onto him and push him down onto his stomach
>you grope and tease his body while he tries to resist, stopping just before he manages to find release each time he starts getting into it, and eventually he gets reduced to a panting, sweaty mess
>by now he's practically arching into your touches and groaning loudly, drool dripping from his gagged mouth
>"Are you gonna be a good boy now, Sans?"
>he nods, his chest heaving with every breath
>>121234464
>>121234464
>Mettaton and Asgore
why do i like this so much
also that ass must weigh a mettaton god damn
>>121234525
>And ate someone whole and alive
>While they are armed with a knife
It's stupid on multiple levels
>>121234736
I hate it but love it as well, that guy draws them so good.
>>121234764
>sans is a skeleton
>he didn't eat nobody, just stuffed them into his jacket lining
Ugh, fine, don't delete any images. I had to Imgur my very important shitpost.
http://i.imgur.com/F6dnpPN.png
You're all welcome.
>>121216853
>>121216853
new thread folks
>>121234709
K-keep going...
>>121234703
So we have at least one person in the thread who fantasizes about being eaten alive and trapped in a skeleton manlets glowing blue stomach.
It certainly takes all kinds to make a world.You're welcome, you sicko. Tell me how it goes.
>>121234857
Nice try.
I can make another thread in about 220 posts.
So, look forward to that.
>>121234856
AAAAA
WHAT IS THIS?!
WWWAHAAUUUGH
>>121229132
0/10
because grillby doesn't go like this
>...
>...........
>Rough day
>>121234841
That could be kind of cute, actually.
>SANS, HAVE YOU SEEN THE HUMAN?
>nope
>>121230669
Most 12 year olds have legs that long.
sing me to sleep, /utg/
the night is lonely and the dark is cold
>>121235081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4wptBuM6zs
>>121235081
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>121230787
It doesn't help when this plays either
https://youtu.be/l3sJ79C1Zyo?t=1m1s
>>121235002
>>121234841
note to self to draw this laterlil frisk head popping out of his hoodie
>>121232875
I never did, I feel great almost all the time.
>>121235081
https://youtu.be/lcOxhH8N3Bo?t=1m30s
>>121234981
Thank you
I want to deflower Papyrus and get Gaster's blessing to marry him!
>>121230787
Are there more? I haven't done all the neutral endings.
>>121235081
Sure, dude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_TfYdDYrJg
>>121234972
didn't we go over this shit earlier
you can make a new thread at image limit, just don't make multiple
>>121235402
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
>>121235402
not him but I'd rather not risk two anons chatting keeping the thread up while the other's active
so no, we can live without pictures
the new Poppy O'Possum page has a happy goat family in it
god damnit it makes me sad
i am so utterly fucked
>>121235185
Its more calming than sad though.
>>121235514
>reading shit webcomics
you should be sad about that too
>>121235529
I want to utterly fuck.
>>121235364
There's a ton of variations.
You can see them all here: http://rawr(dot)ws/undertale/endings.pdf
>>121235475
>/utg/
>Without pics
WHAT ARE WE TO FUCKING DO THEN?
>>121235529
same desu
>>121235364
There are a ton depending on what you do.
>kill no, some, or all regular monsters
>kill no, some, or all bosses
>be going genocidal, then hit a flag to go back to neutral, things changing depending on which flag you hit
>go pacifist up to certain points, but then start killing everything
It all affects the ending somehow. They can range from heartwarming, to horrible, to downright bizarre.
>>121235594
Imgur.
>>121235594
Clearly, we should shitpost till we hit bump limit.booby.
>>121235639
heheheheheh he said booby
>>121235556
>DON'T TELL MY BROTHER, BUT...
>DESPITE THE IMPROVEMENTS WE'VE MADE...
>SOMETIMES THIS JOB IS KIND OF HARD
Also does anyone know how to beat Undyne in the genocide run? I've lost to her 30 times so far and can't dodge anything. :(
>>121235594
Maybe we can discuss the fucking game instead of spamming art and wanting to fuck asriel.
Maybe we can have a calm conversation between anons about life just to eat up time.
Maybe you can stop being a fucking spaz just for one minute.
>>121235639
foreboden
>>121235757
You have to dodge everything.
>>121235784
Which I'm unable to do even with the Sea Teas.
>>121235768
Just because I want to fuck Asriel doesn't mean I want to shit post. I also actually post discussion about the game a few times a thread, myself.
>>121235757
>can't dodge
be a scrub and use the equips that give you iframes
If you suck don't do genocide you pacifag babby
>>121235185
For most endings, yeah. I think Mettaton uses his own music, and the Alphys ending just has no music at all, which makes it hit even harder.
>>121235834
Every attack has a pattern, you just have to learn it for each one.
>>121234891I have other things I should be doing, but fuck it, I'm already into it.>you remove the gag, and he lets out a hot puff of breath as his tongue flops out
>he's obviously too tired to fight back any more, and lets your hands roam over his body, hoping you'll let him finally find release
>your touches become less rough, just grazing over his aching bones
>he whines when you stop
>"Hm, what is it Sans? Use your words."
>"p...please..." he breathes out, arching his pelvis up, searching for more of your touches
>"Please what?"
>"touch... touch me more... let me cum... please, i'm..."
>you grab the front of his pants roughly, squeezing at the bulge that's grown there
>he gasps, his head falling back as he shuts his eyes tight
>"Who do you want to make you cum, Sans?"
>he groans, gritting his teeth
>"m...my master... i want my master to make me cum..."
>"Good boy."
>>121235639booby? booby.
>>121235862
then start up a conversation right now
>>121235757
>>121235834
undyne is fucking easy compared to what's ahead
>>121235757
Did you get the armor from Gerson? The bonus invincibility frames really help in giving you leeway if you fuck up, especially against yellow arrows that people seem to have trouble with for some reason. Keep the Ballet Shoes as your weapon for better damage though, they'll end the fight significantly faster.
>>121235873
I have those equipped and it still doesn't help. I've already done neutral and true pacifist, so I wanted to do genocide then pacifist.
>>121235896
The worst ones are the arrows that flip around during the green phase and the circling spears during the red phase.
>>121235963
Yeah, I know that Sans will kick my ass if I ever manage to get to him. I saw my friend get his ass handed to him a few times from that.
>>121234709
>>121235919
Oh wow.
>>121235963
Okay.
I think it's great the game has inspired people to do things.
The Dog fights were all wonderful.
Which moment was your favorite?
>after you save your 6 friends from Asriel, the "There's still one more person left to save!" emote text right as I thought the same thing
>save goatbro
Fishfans>Skelefriends>Metafags/Muffeteers>Goatfuckers>Asrielautists
>>121236105
It's not the Asrielautists posting gay stories in the thread though.
>>121235919
Nice, nice!
Though enough abuse, Sans will learn to love me......Right?
>>121236105
I can agree with this.
>>121236034
If you have all the equipment, then it's just learning her patterns so you can respond fast enough. Her attacks don't have any randomness to them, so once you hammer them into your brain, it's not bad.
>>121236105
I do love having the content of my character judged based on my favorite character in a video game.
>>121235919
This makes me feel tingly in my cock region.
>>121236163
Considering everyone do this, I suppose we are at the same level tho.
Altho we do seems to have a lack of Asgore greentext adventure
>>121236069
>Which moment was your favorite?
Killing Sans
and doing it again, and again, and again
Every time, I felt like it made his pain feel more real. This is what he was afraid of. This is why he was so complacent. Because none of it mattered. Because he knows he loses even if he tried. He's battling against a force he can't truly kill, and he tries anyway. The grief I feel for him is beautiful
>>121236105
where are dogposters?
>>121236237
Spot the Asrielautist
What are some easy characters to draw? No napstablook.
>>121236069
All of Papyrus
All dog fights
UNDERTALE the Musical
>>121236105
I don't agree with this so I'll just make a list to counter thissans > sans > sans = sans > sans > sans >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sans = sans
>>121236230That's how Stockholm Syndrome works, yes.
>>121236105
Put goats ahead of metta, just keep asriel at the bottom.
>>121236105
Acceptable
>>121236105
I have to say, I like all these names. "Muffeteers" got a chuckle out of me.
>>121236163
>gay
Excuse you, anon. I'm a proud sanslut and I'ma woman.
>>121236309
Where they belongAbove and beyond a crude ranking-system, as they're not prevalent or obnoxious enough to warrant a place
>>121236237
Asriel fan, huh?
>>121236069
Undyne breaking off her speech because why should she bother when she's about to kill you anyway? And Mettaton bursting through the wall, presumed ready to kill, and starting up a quiz show instead. Any subversion of expectations delighted me thoroughly.
>>121229070
>http://i.imgur.com/IgfSGHc.png
got a surprise kek by looking at his feet in this one...
>>121236332
Frisk, box Mettaton, Jerry
>>121236069
Now that you've mentioned that moment, now I can't think of any better ones.
That part of the fight was already incredible. That was the cherry on the top.
The opening to Asgore's fight was pretty neat as well with the sudden trident and breaking the mercy button.
>>121236362
I can't even imagine a broken Sans overcome with Stockholm Syndrome.Hopefully someone writes it, maybe that anon will even continue until he gets there...
>>121236285
You can stop any time. Why don't you?
Do you hate him that much?
How long until you pick up the real knife and kill your family?
>>121236410
It's still effectively gay if you ship two male characters
>>121236105
Where do Woshuafags go?
>>121236105
>Friskfriends not there
>Charabros not on there either
why do you people hate people
>>121236487
Busy cleaning.
>>121236372
MAYBE on the same level, MAYBE, if you guys didn't post all the shitty NTR and incest junk.
>>121236478
Isn't it an ambiguously gendered second person story, or did I miss the dick
>>121236069
Any of the dates, pretty much.
>>121225675
>Nobody says https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNd4apsr3WE
Horrible tastes.
>>121236105
I legitimately don't agree with this list because people who like Undyne are nowhere near the top, but I wholly agree with asriel faggots being scum.
>>121236454
>Jerry
I want to try and actually draw something nice, anon.
wanna stick flowey into a pot and keep him as a houseplant
i'll water him daily
and love him
>>121236487
Below Fishfans but above Skelefriends
>>121236474
>Do you hate him that much?
I love him and his character
>How long until you pick up the real knife and kill your family?
Fuck dude it's just a video game
>>121236549
Why are you people so cruel?
>>121236515
Fishfans>Woshuassholes>Skelefriends>Friskfucks>Metafags/Muffeteers>Goatfuckers>Charaedgelords>Asrielautists
Canonically, you have to press F4 to go full screen, but for some reason I'm happy that the legendary Alt + Enter works too.How much should I bet this is a gamemaker's default function that Toby didn't even realize?
>>121236613
>Fuck dude it's just a video game
So is your life. Turn around and wave to your player, will you?
>>121236548
What's the problem with fishfans? They are the least abrasive, least shitposting group, all they do is post pictures of their fishwife.
>>121236658
What about Alphys fa- ahahahaahaaaaaaa
>>121236464
The Asgore fight is a close second to Asriel because I really wanted to not hurt him.I don't want to hurt anyonehold me, /utg/
>listening to weeaboo garbage music on soundcloud
>the new shrimp groove ends
>one of lumisau's asriel dubs comes on
>instantly begin feeling like shit
I finished this game the fucking week it came out and somehow the characters of this game are still making my heart hurt like fucking nothing else.
This game broke me.
>>121236613
ARE YOU A VIDEO GAME ANON
HOW DO YOU KNOW
>>121229280
>>121229492Apparently I have 170+ ignoring a lot of the fetish stuff like bondage and guro. I always thought you guys had way more than I did.
>>121236747
Above goatfuckers by the redeeming factor of not existing
>>121236801
I love looking at lewds but not to the point that I feel like saving any of them, oddly enough.
>>121236472Wouldn't be that hard, he's already given up. Take away everything else in his life and replace it with yourself, then give him that sweet, gentle pleasure to look forward to when he's good and he'll be putty in your hands.I might continue, but I have to go to bed right now. Goodnight /utg/
Would you still like and want to hang out with Papyrus if he waslegitimately autistic?
>>121236236
I'm unable to learn her patterns no matter how hard I try. Ugh, I just wish I knew how to access that stupid debug mode so that I can make the fight much easier because I'm tired of losing to her no matter what I do. Lost to her 40 times now and I just want to get on with the rest of this stupid game.
Holy shit you guys are salty at Asriel fans.
You cannot stop us.
We're going to enjoy our character.I don't even dislike the other characters
>>121236921
He's harmless and won't pull off any Chris Chan shit so yes.
>>121236953
You sure are salty about people not liking you
>>121236921
I hang out with you guys all the time, autism comes in different varieties and it all depends on how the person themselves carries it.
>>121236953
It isn't the character that everyone hates, Anon
>>121236921
Without any significant personality changes, maybe.
But I've been around enough autistic people to know they're usually pretty insufferable in real life.
Dumb question, but. How the hell do you cum *inside* a skeleton? Trying to fap to a Papyrus pic but my autism won't let me just ignore it.
>>121231521
God, that was a jacked up part.
Chara was playing this 'long game' the whole time. She took Asriel/Flowey along for the ride ultimately getting him killed. Then when she was strong enough and entering phase three of her plan she simply disposed of him (Killing him again. Gruesomely.) He was no longer of any use.
That's some Sith Lord shit right there.
>>121236105
God tier:
-people who actively try to discuss the game and its characters
-content creators; artists, writers, etc of any caliber
not so good tier
-people who spazz hard about the characters and firmly have their lips wrapped on at least one undertail when they post
-people who constantly whine about the state of the general
-strawpollers
-"yfw x happens xD"fags
-linking shit (bad humanizations, terrible art, vomit/scat/gore fanart) to trigger the general for easy (You)s
shit tier
-tier listers
-blogposters
-lewdposters
-fetishists
am I missing something else
>>121237139
Magic, Anon! And imagination.
>>121236953
I enjoy Asriel too. I mean, I did, when the game ended, before a neverending onslaught of pedophiles and people boiling his character down to "he's nine, right? nine year olds are cute"
>>121236921
I have autistic friends that are a ton of fun to hang out with, and he may as well be already
>>121237139
Ghost anus. Skullfucking. In his mouth. Wherever you want, basically. Papyrus will let you.
>>121236801
So are you gonna put them in an imgur album or what
>>121237170
I guess I'm OK with this.
>>121237139
Basically, you have tostop having such terrible fucking taste, holy shit skellies are for friendship
>>121236934
Y'abbin' a bad toime dere guv'nah?
>>121236105
Fishfans=Skelefriends=Metafags/Muffeteers=Goatfuckers=Asrielautists
>>121237170
I both discuss the game and create content (if shitty sans and lewd fics count) but am also lewd and want to make love to goat momma and stick my dick in vaginas worldwide. What does this make me?
>>121236647
i love that flower, man
i just want to take care of it
>>121237312Hi Anti
>>121237341
Asripergers?
>>121237139
Either one of those magic projections but it's akin to an anus/vagina, or you just masturbate inside his pelvic bone. Your cum splatters on his spine and ribs. He can feel it getting between his vertebrae and he feels so dirty for it and he's a stuttering, gasping mess.
>>121237359
i just want toput my dick in it
Game Theory: FRISK from UNDERTALE is ACTUALLY MARCHE from FINAL FANTASY TACTICS ADVANCE, and is the VILLAIN OF BOTH?????????
>>121237416
That sounds less hot and more just upsetting, to be honest.
Why would I want to make Papyrus feel dirty and gross? He's great and deserves to feel like a king. But not the king he was in that one Neutral ending, that was sad.
Goatdadfags > Goatsonfags > Goatmomfags
>>121237170
>tfw both god tiers but also an occasional fetish poster
Does it default to the lower tier, then?
How is a person baiting using humanizations and fetish fanart not in shit tier anyway
>>121237449
>tfw there are people that want to wipe their ass with FloweyI don't blame them
>>121237208
>I enjoy Asriel too. I mean, I did, when the game ended, before a neverending onslaught of pedophiles and people boiling his character down to "he's nine, right? nine year olds are cute"
That feel. Brother, I feel slightly more at ease knowing you are in these threads.
>>121237481
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting
Seriously, we get it, epic joke hahaha game theory is so bad loool
>>121237139
You don't. Monsters don't have genitals and do sex by shooting bullet patterns at each other's souls, probably.
Drew some skeletons before bed
http://i.imgur.com/8PfUOEU.png
Goodnight /utg/
>lewd fic I wrote
>414 views on the pastebin
I didn't actually expect anyone to read this, I thought it'd be like 12 views maxespecially since when I mentioned it yesterday to the anon who wanted to read it, I never got a response good or bad.
>>121237341
I agree. We're all deviants and retards here. As long as at least half of us discuss the game this general won't hit rock bottom.
>>121237139
Magic dick and va jinjo is really popular with skeleton fuckers.
>>121237507
Torifags > the three or so Dadfags >>>>>>>> Jerry >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Asriel autismals
>>121237596
We're almost 100 posts from the bump limit, let the shitposters shitpost
>>121237597
that means everytime you fight a monster, you're actually having sex with it
>>121237612
Hey, these are good, nice work Anon.
Hope you post more of your shit.
>>121237208
tl;dr "waaah I am incapable of enjoying things if other people enjoy it in a way I don't like, waaaah"
>>121237492
I find it hot and very settling. Just imagine, that cum of yours drooping down from his ribs, his face reddened with embarrassment.
>>121237524
Same here.
>>121237492
Ah, sorry about that. I don't really get the attraction to Papyrs so I was just spitballing. The idea is that he wants to feel dirty because he finds it fun, but if that's an issue, you can just use a condom and he can jerk you off using his silly mitten-gloves while you smooch him on the cheek and he blushes and lightly presses his teeth against your chin and lips.
>>121237597
>post true-pacifist
>some lucky guy/gal gets a nice monster waifu/husbando
>they're about to do the horizontal mambo
>suddenly soul flickering
>turns out intense sexual intercourse with a monster is akin to touhou/ikaruga on their hardest difficulties
>monster sex becomes a daredevil sport
can we please just stop making threads
>>121237612
Cute. Love the linework on Papyrus especially.
>>121237776
No.
>>121237612
this is good
>>121237776
How else will people blog about their fetishes if they can't hide behind the game?
>>121237776
ok bye guys
>>121237709
Shit, it's like reading the dirty thoughts of a clone of me. Kind of weird, kind of cool.
>>121237776
>expecting 100+ people obsessed with hot animals to stop making threads
>>121237776
can you just stop coming to them
What fills you with determination?
>>121237960
The thought of one day being able to hug Chara fills me with determination.
>>121237776
Just ignore them
>>121237960That I have conscription in 9 months
i wish toriel was my mom
>>121237960
The thought of a rough boning from a skelly.
>>121237960
Papyrus' smile
>>121237692
"This character was pretty cool for the 10 or so minutes I knew him in the game but seeing people posting about his little goat butthole and how they want to push him in the mud all day has really put me off of him"
Not counting his time as Flowey because Asriel fans don't give a shit about him. It'd be nice if I could just keep my first impression of Asriel in mind but I'm soured very easily by obnoxious repetition.
>>121237580
Agreed.
>>121237449
>>121237578
dont bully the cute flower
>>121237960
That one day I will die.
>>121237960nothing
>>121237960
Papyrus believing in me. His ceaseless optimism is the best thing in the world.
protect the skelly
>>121237960Thoughts that there is just one left fill me with determination.
Who else was already a huge skeleton fucker before Sans/Papyrus
I had/have such a massive crush onCaliborn and Calliope
>>121237960
I don't even have the determination to leave my house.
>>121238028
>Asrielfags don't care about Flowey
Some of us do m8
Flowey is a great character
>>121237960
The hope that reincarnation is real and it isn't limited to this universe, because this universe sucks.
>>121237960
The thought of this general having pictures again instead of an endless sea of shitposting.
>>121238201
>this universe sucks
4u
Pick your favorite Undertale character.Sure you've got them? No take-backs now.They died and were revived as a soulless creature via a DETERMINATION-injection to their favorite thing that had their dust spread on it, like Flowey. What changes?If your favorite character was Asriel then obviously not much changes.
>>121238257Nothing changes senpai
>>121238218
>shitposting with pictures and garbage fetish porn instead of shitposting
>>121238245
this desu
my existence has been blissful since i came into being
>>121238257
>sans amalgamated with papyrus
oh no
>>121238257
Muffet is now money. But not just a single bill, she is the entire economy.
I think she'd be happy that way. Every last red cent belongs to her now.
>>121238257
>Sans
I guess he makes melty puns
>>121238169
I mean you guys don't shitpost about him nearly as much, especially not in the same boring "I want to protect and also fuck him all the time" way. Unless if you guys do that and your post quality skyrockets for it.
>>121238257
>Mettaton
>his favorite thing is his robot body
>he's already a selfish asshole
>nothing fucking changes
>>121238257
>Papyrus
Possibly less murdery than original Flowey and would want a detached friendship with no emotion than that of an emotional friendship. He wants to be your friend but it isn't a real friendship.
>>121238257
oh I didn't read that too well
>>121238382
this desu
>>121237960
Knowledge that I will be free soon.
>>121238407
How can we shitpost about protecting a flower that's one of strongest beings before you start playing?I mean it's not like I want to fuck Flowey too, haha that'd just be weird haha
>>121238442
He is also a plate of spaghetti
>>121238527
I dunno, I think he might be one of those action-figures Sans-ta got him.
Or maybe they're a little hivemind, that could be cool.
>>121238517
Emotionally? He's in a bad spot, anon. He could use a good friend, not that he'd get anything out of having a friend in itself, but he can beat you up and enjoy himself with it.
>>121238631
>he could use a good friend
mate, if I had to be friends with Flowey I'll show him how fun getting wasted can beWhy the hell do I want to get drunk with a flower, this game is ruining my sanity
>>121238719
You can do that right now.
>get plant
>pour beer near it
>roots soak it up
Not sure how the plant would actually react to alcohol and wheat but you can still do it.
>>121238134
A lot of the cute pics I save are just random skeletons instead of actual characters. I guess there's Steak, but I actually haven't read Helvetica. Should get around to that some time. Also dis nigga.
I wish I was a monster so I would know what love felt like.
house plant flowey is a fuckin cutie
i wanna pet that Flowers petals
>>121238935
What's the fun in it if you can't shittalk each other, or talk about all the fucked up shit it's done
>>121239048Not my problem.
>>121239042
Flowey is a person and would rightfully kill you in your sleep for being such a shit to him.
>you wake up
>get into the shower to get ready for the day
>getting out you go to drop off your dirty clothes into the dirty laundry bin
>as you open the bin you see Asriel sitting in there sniffing your dirty laundry
What do?
>>121239016
Anon, that's the opposite of how to feel love... Just ask nicely. <3
Tell me, /utg/. Are you evil?
>>121239172
I dunno.
>>121239163
Get the fuck outta here man
>>121239172
No
Just a loser
>>121239163
Kill him because that's disgusting and creepy.
>>121239172
Chaotic Neutral at most, really.
>>121239141
wanna hug that flower
>>121239172
I just want to purify mlp-tier asrielfags such as >>121239163
Toast
>>121239163
Punt him square in the mouth and throw him outside.
>>121239172
No.
I save spiders from drowning in my shower and cried when I figured out you HAD to hurt Asgore to continue.very much a pansy
>>121239042
I don't get why he always has to be a house plant. He can pop in and out of any surface in the underground just fine. Wouldn't he be able to do that in the surface world too?
>>121239163
Laugh it himI still live at home the chances are that it's actually my dirty laundry is fucking small
>>121239172
Don't think sobut I'm a major sinner
where can I find lewds ofAaron ; )?
>>121239172
Is it evil if I want to obliterate >>121239163 ?
>>121239172
not at all
just... apathetic I guess.
>>121239172are you a goblet
>>121239172
I'm a piece of shit but I'm not evil.
>>121239163
I put on my robe and wizard hat and get ready to cast Lightning Bolt
>>121239163
I'm so dead and lifeless in the morning I wouldn't even notice
Working is a nice way to eradicate your soul and spirit
>>121239217
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>>121239239
>>121239254
>>121239274
>>121239290
>>121239163
>>121239323
>>121239327
>>121239334
>>121239339
Then why did you destroy the world? Why did you resurrect the demon? Why did you kill everyone?
>>121239172It's all about not getting caught, anon.
>>121238384
>all money is sentient giygas money
this is a legitimately good idea for some kind of capitalist existential nightmare game
>>121239387
I've never done a genocide run. Genocide is mechanically boring.It's just a video games.
>>121239351
>working
I'll trade with you anon, I've only been a NEET for a week now and it's already boring as hell
>>121239387
>implying I did
kek senpai I'm still stuck at Undyne
>>121239387
Because it'sjust a game :^)
>>121239283
because it's cuter that way
>>121236764
I'm sorry, friend. Something a lot lighter is coming when the thread hits bump limit.
>>121239387
Innocent, tortured anon... I didn't. I never will. I know better than to think I'm above consequences. I'm not a monster.Are you?
>>121239387
But I all I did was spare everyone and flirt with them.
>>121239387
>Killing sans > 50 times
>still not satisfied
Guess I am.
help me study
>>121239423
yo that does sound cool actually
>>121239536
What're you studying?
>>121239387
I didn't
Worst I did was do a True Reset once because Iwas lonely and missed the game and couldn't let it go and I feel bad enough about that even though I made sure to fix it and spare the monsters in the best ways that ended up improving their lives
>>121239274
Are you me? The timelines must be converging.
we need more post-image-limit greentext stories
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
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>121239596
>121239596
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>>121239387
To get the extra story bits and character interaction, and because killing them allexcept for Sansgave me a better appreciation of and value over their characters when I saved them a second and final time.
>>121239437
I was a NEET for 3 years until it all broke down.
I want to go back. I was living the dream.
>>121239592another sweet, kind anon brings glee to me
>>121239218
>>121239238
>>121239254
>>121239323
Lol at all these butthurt tumblrtards. Im even a skelefucker/asgoreslut to boot.
I made that post cause its as easy as hooking a fish in a barrel even writing something that is a bit on the weird side.
>Oh anon you sick i wanna purge you #endthoughtrape #enddrawingrape
Get the fuck back to your hugboxes.
>>121239431
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>>121239650
You all did it. This is because I did it, which means everyone else did it because they think like me. This includes yo-
[ERROR: THEORY OF MIND FAILURE. FORCING SHUTDOWN]
come here have fun
>>121239596
>>121239596
>>121239596
>>121239645
Good job.
>>121239686
Ok bro
>>121239682
>le baited xD
wow you sure got em ; )
>>121239716
you god damned doofus
>>121239719
>>121239756
I actually want to kill myself now
>>121239662
Tell me your secrets, because I'll still have 9 months to kill beforemandatory military service
>>121239805
Don't do it anon, we still love you. Even if you're a huge fuckup.
>>121239716
>>121239805
>claim to make thread 220 posts before bump limit
>someone still makes a dupe
yo killin' me son.
>>121239875
fuck you my man It's no fun without cool pics
>>121239805
Please don't. I'd miss you.all life deserves to be
>>121239805
Don't kill yourself mateYou don't want eternal damnation, I tell ya waht
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>>121239850
smooches pals i was kidding
>>121239914
I don't fucking care what you think anymore. Maybe you should kill yourself.
>>121231971
>Don't be embarresed, Frisk called me mom by accident too!
EMOTIONALLY REKT 50000%
>>121240081
this undertale thread is taking a strange turn
>>121233076
>tfw my mum is like Toriel
Get dunked on parental-issuefags
https://41.media.tumblr.com/60e3cc6192acd8c5577f6df0fc239673/tumblr_nxacacBeVW1qcfkb7o1_1280.png
Good morning /utg/. I hear you guys want to hurt Sans?Lewd version is on my tumblr if anyone wants it
>>121242050
I don't want to hurt sans. I just want him to be happy,but this some good lewd.
>>121235081
ISOLATED STRUGGLING LEFT, ALONE APART
I always thought skeletonswere hot but frustrating 'cause you can't do anything with them. I'm glad undertale provided me with fuckable skeletons
>>121230037
what
the hell did i watch