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Invite never edtion

New Hero D.Va announced
http://wcs.battle.net/sc2/en/players/dva

New Hero Mei-Ling Zhou teased
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/blog/19942649

Overwatch is a first person shooter made by Blizzard. The closed beta is live but you aren't invited.

>main site
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/

>twitter
https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch
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nth for widowmaker a best
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What a fucking shitty OP
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nth for tfw never getting in
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>>121202214
>brainwashed robot

yeah no thanks
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>>121202372
really, you're going with this again?
;^)
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>Learn More
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http://pastebin.com/xFcRP1J5

D.Va fapfic for any of y'all who didn't see it in the last thread
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>9k viewers

LOL
Just open the fucking floodgates and let people buy in or we're getting another hots.
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>>121202534
if anything I'd try to fix her up and use my love to make her a human being once again
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dodger doesnt have beta access? what the?
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>>121202714
>tfw summit literally carries 2/3rds of the viewerbase around from game to game
>tfw if he keeps getting mad and not playing it's gonna die out real fucking fast when fo4 comes
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>tanks are too strong
>widowmaker needs to slow charge time on shot and recon ult remade or heavily nerfed
>mcree is far too op, stun is nuts + a gank with le high noon is ridiculous
>infinite ammo? why
>tumblr butch's ult lasts 3 times longer than it should
>shields are too op

If these are changed this game will be DoA
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>>121202896
>are
aren''t*
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Tracer is the cutest and purest girl in the world!
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Tracer is the cutest!
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>>121202714
>him and lirik

jp, ster, and others are irrelevant
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>>121202813
you, i like you
i wanna hug her, she looks like she'd get really adorably flustered over a hug
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Whenever I kill one of the waifus in the game I always imagine my bullets are orgasm inducing chemical darts and their death cries are actually mind wiping orgasms that leave them breathless for the respawn timer. Or orgasm inducing neuron pulses if it's an energy weapon.

Anybody else think like this?
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>general is literally consumed with waifu garbage and autistic fucks
dead game already
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Superior game here
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>>121203268
you just described 4chan you faggot
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>>121203086
>>121203040
get a room

>>121203202
>Mom! I posted it again!
desu tho this meme is pretty fresh, especially since it's thread OC

>>121203268
>not participating in the waifu wars
why are you here?
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Tracer's cute butt!
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>>121203369
All parts of Tracer are cute!
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>>121202813
Seems unlikely that you can reverse the body tinkering that changed her personality.
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>>121203369
i bet it's nice and firm from all that running
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>>121203268
NO ONE GOT AN INVITE

WHAT IS THERE TO TALK ABOUT YOU ABSOLUTE kekFUCK RETARD PIECE OF SHIT
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>>121203162
I dunno man, she wouldn't understand what a hug means

>what are you doing
I'm hugging you
>why
I want to
>and I have a job to do *goes back to sniping*

she just wouldn't get it unless there's a way to break through the braiwahing

>>121203459
true, I'm afraid.
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>>121203369
fuck the people who say she has pancake ass, its toned not pancake!
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>Hearthstone has almost 10k more viewers than Dota
What the fuck happened?
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>>121203459
anon
we dont care if it isnt scientifically possible
you just have to believe enough that widow is actually a cushy tsun who could blush and act in such a way as to melt your heart
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>>121203354
If I get more (You)s I might draw another girl getting darted, but I also get the feeling that they won't get as much funposting replies as the Tracer one.
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Sex with Junkrat!
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>>121203610
new expansion coming up and hype from OW went to hearthstone streams
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>>121203691
I don't think any of the other Overwatch girls have any fans
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>>121203610
hearthstone is the literal epitome of retarded rng games that take NO skill
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>>121203691
Widow wondering what's hapening because braiwashing made her forget what an orgasm is like
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>>121203691
/r/ing mercy if this happens
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>>121203610
blizzcon qualifiers? or something blizzcon related?
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>>121203369
I love her pants
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>>121203770
Nah, they're out there.

>>121203803
>>121203817
Fight it out you two.
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FILL IN THE BLANK

If Widowmaker's ass is a fat, buttery lobster tail and Tracer's ass is an airy mouthful of cotton candy, D.Va's ass is a ____
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>>121202048
did any you new niggas get in the beta with the new wave of invites?
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>>121203696
>not knowing about the full on revolt happening in Hearthstone community right now
>thinking there's any hype
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>>121202714
Its almost like this was some kind of closed beta or something
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>>121203862
>Fight it out you two.
Well Pharah isn't either of those two so they automatically lose.
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>>121203914
shit
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>>121203268
SYMMETRA'S FUTA BALLS PACKED WITH POTENT SPERM.
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>>121203914
Crunchy pork rind.
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>>121203770
They all have fans
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>>121203914
Juicy Chicken Breast
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>>121203862
>widow fights mercy

widow wins

fatality
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>>121203914
bags of sand
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WHEEEEE!
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So we're all in agreement that Tracer is the best waifu right?
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>>121203932
LEARN MORE
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>>121203947
I don't take that game seriously at all, it's a time waster that you can pay a couple hundred bucks to stomp everyone else in
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>>121204127

Junkrat is
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>>121204127
Yep, Tracer is the best, cutest and purest!
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>>121204127
Best waifu to fill up with orgasm darts, yes.
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>>121204127
Some slut? Nah.
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>>121203914
graham cracker
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>>121203817
seconding this
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>>121204118
>sniper vs medic
no shit it'd turn out that way
im pretty sure he meant me and the widowfag tho
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>>121204036
If Symmetra has a dick it's hard-light. No sperm.
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>>121203914
perfectly cooked chicken filet without sauce

I PROVIDE THE SAUCE
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>>121204246
Tracer is NOT a slut. She is a pure girl

>>121204203
Take your retarded fetish somewhere else
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>>121203947
>revolt

in blizz game? WHAT?
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So is pic related the worst character in terms of gameplay so far? It seems like he can't hold his own against most other characters unless he has his turret with him, but his turret dies too easily and requires too many resources to make it useful. Plus, the turret it's stationary.

Basically, why play him when you could play Bastion?
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>>121204127
Yes
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>>121204325
>fighting over the internet

how are we even gonna do this

besides, I'm not agaist seeing some Mercy
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So what?

Do you people actually want to see weird fetish drawings just because they would be thread OC?

Because if you are, I guess I should count the votes between Mercy and Widowmaker getting the dart.
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>>121204395
>>>/aco/150063
SLUTTTTTT
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>>121204528
strawpoll nao
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>>121204527
no clue

i'm not against widow either
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>>121203338
>Better movement
>Better hit detection
>Better maps
My negro
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>>121204626
Your shit art proves fucking nothing. It's made up shit, it's not real. Tracer is a pure girl in reality
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>>121204826
She loves to ride my dick in reality m8
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>>121204457
I really think he's the weakest at the moment just because his turret doesnt have a good a pay off for what you put into it.

A common problem is people try playing him like the Engineer in TF2 and turttling when what you should be doing is set up the turret and give it cross fire support. That gives two places for the enemy to concentrate on, rather then just one.

Still, his turret and him just arent up to snuff and their needs to be changes, either to buff him or maybe a few map tweeks, but I would really not ever choose him over Bastion
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>>121204678
battle it out like gentlemen!

with words! Argue your point in a reasonably eloquent manner to try and convince the opposition
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http://strawpoll.me/5915627

For shitty fetish drawings a la >>121203202
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Reap
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>>121204816
DB has less movement options then OW
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>>121204867
Tracer would fucking hate your guts you faggot. Especially with all the stupid wrong shit you say about her
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>>121204528
thread OC is golden. it makes the community grow closer together as a whole because it's our own set of 'you had to be there' jokes and stuff

i say this coming from the destiny general
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>>121205075
>race mixing
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>>121204057
>>121204121
>

>>121204384
This desu
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>>121205093
Bitches love douches she just another cock slave
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>>121204929
Where are all the Widowfags at? I thought for sure there'd be at least one.

Or maybe that's because they don't want to see her take the dart?
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>>121203202
>>121203354
You post your art anywhere?
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>>121204428
contrary to popular belief when Blizzard games turn to shit (if they weren't at the start), people stop playing them. Valvedrones are the one that defend shit like paid mods and still play with their pony mods on TF2 to this day buying contracts that will drop crates for them that they need to buy keys for to gamble at getting something special

basically the new Hearthstone expansion introduced 90% completely shit cards, 5% good and one card that's completely broken the game. all decks are linear and boring. it's been over 2 years since the beta was released and the only new features added have been spectating (but only one person), tavern brawl, adventures (barely counts), and arena rewards. several top players have spoken up on how boring and stagnant the game is feeling. hearthstone sites are basically losing their shit and if blizzard doesn't go all-out at blizzcon the game will be dead by the end of next year.
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>>121203459
Best pair
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>>121205025
Except a lot of those options are gated by having to use certain characters. Play someone like Roadhog you got nothing, your options don't exist.
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>>121205319
Tracer is NOT a bitch, just fuck off already, she is not like other girls who like douches and faggots like you
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>>121204929

Btw, I'll be closing the poll in about 15. Pretty sure it's not gonna be a big voter turnout so I can get started on it faster.
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>>121205443
seems Blizz went Hi-rez route, killing one game to make/replace it with new one
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>>121205514
writefag pls
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>>121204816
>devs now have 5, borderline 6 useless classes because of their inability to balance anything
There was potential, anon. It's long gone now.

classes I'm referring to are Phantom, Vas, Redeye, Phoenix, and Arty. Kira for the 6th, because her laser compensates for the rest of the shit.
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>>121205514
Cute art, but they don't really make sense together.
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>>121204929
>Three (3) DVA votes

We got some widow and mercy already

This thread needs teenage plugsuit lewds
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>>121202214
best girls don't need to dress slutty
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>>121205917
Embrace the Winster, anon.

Just do it.

You know she likes the gorilla dick
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>>121206046
Who are you talking about?
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the lack of beta invites is finally driving everyone into deeper pits of shitposting
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>>121205683
Nah she's a meat hole made for sex, nothing you can do about it cŭck.
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everyone just mad with jealousy over best overwatch player/streamer
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>>121205443
It's a shame Wizards can never get their shit together and make a good pc client for Magic. The game itself is so much better.
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NEXT WAVE WHEN?!?!?!
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>>121206123
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>>121206123
of course he has a nismo gtr
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>>121206134
yeah I've lost all hope in them doing anything decent with digital Magic, it's clear they just don't care at this point.
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>>121202665

>53 paragraphs
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>>121205917
>they dont make sense together
you dont understand how shipping works, do you?
literally if two characters make eye contact then someone will ship them
the interaction between tracer and widow in the trailer was a goldmine for shippers
i mean, widow /shot/ at tracer, that's practically a declaration of love
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>>121206123
Wow. That's a really bad shot of him.
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>>121206087
>Winston
>tracer
>winster

Alternatively, Traceton
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>>121202665
I need round two, stat
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>>121206280
Yeah. I know.
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>>121206335

I'll do it in the morning probably.
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>>121206323
Traceton sounds like the name of a small sied town or a dinosaur
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>>121206323
I'm more confused why you bring up such an obscene pairing when none of the fanart in the chain of comments feature Winston.
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>>121206185
After Blizzcon
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>>121205917
>>121206280
There's barely any lore at this point

It's all fair game
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>>121206421
Wouldn't their goggles just slam into each other?
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>>121206106
You are just wrong, fucking retard. You have nothing to prove otherwise other than your shitty made up fanart and your deluded fantasies. And you will NEVER have anything to support Tracer not being a pure girl

>>121206323
The same goes for you gorilla dick lover, fuck off with your terrible fetish. Tracer would never have sex with a gorilla
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>>121206123
colorado seems like a nice place to live
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>>121206542
Just like you have no proof she's a pure girl, but keep crying bitch nigger tears.
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>>121206323
we have been over this. nobody would want to get with winston because he has a tiny penis.
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>>121206484
>they don't make sense together
>let me throw another suggestion into the circle for shits n' gigs

I don't see enough Winston x tracer shit around here, couldn't hurt to take a poke at it.
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>>121206519
>It's all fair game
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>>121206705
Everything about her is enough to see that Tracer is a pure girl, so fuck off. Tracer was a pilot at very young age, then got inducted into some program and started time warping. She would never have had enough time to even date anyone. So fuck off with your dumb fantasies
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>>121206710
Winston doesn't need a big dick
because tracer has a big dick
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>>121206757
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>>121206757
Hmmmmm
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>>121206918
Nice assumptions ;)
She loves the dick like every women.
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>>121204929
Poll's closed. D. Va is best dart girl.
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>>121206918

>he doesn't think tracer used her time powers to do exactly what we would do with them (aka rape attractive people then rewind)
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>>121207071
Tracer is a lesbian.
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>>121207071
You're fucking wrong, this is the last time I respond to the garbage you post unless you can provide even a smidge of anything suggesting Tracer is not a pure girl
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>>121207164
WE DID IT
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>>121205889
I agree with all of those except Arty and maaaaybe Phonix. Arty can do some seriously stupid shit but Skyhammer can just do the same thing, but more safely. I'd argue that Stoker is coming dangerously close to outclassing them though.
The self revive when it does come into play for Phoenix is pretty good, but when you design a medic and they have to be better than Sawbones to see any play it's just a losing battle.

Honestly I'm pretty salty that OW is so much slower in comparison,but time to kill is pretty quick. It has a lot of flashy "press button to win"abilities, and only a single character has the option to sprint, and I have a hard time seeing any kind of customization beyond skins being implemented and I worry the skill ceiling will be tiny.
tldr version
TL;DR I'm a huge faggot and hope and want more from OW because I'm pretty sick of bliz farting out games for turbo casuals.
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>>121207213
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>>121207178
Her time travel only moves her own time, if she does anything to anyone at any time period, it will stay. And Tracer would never do that in the first place
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>>121206519
But what lore there is makes it fucking stupid

Tracer is part of Overwatch, Widowmaker is an emotionless Manchurian candidate/science experiment created by a world wide criminal organization
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>have 6 accounts
>no invites on any of them
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This early into the game and tracerfags already proving they're the epitome of cancer.
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>>121207164
ah fuckin hell
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Everyone here is just waiting for a key right?
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>>121207665
no
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Any of you guys actually get into the beta? How is McCree?
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>>121207274
I feel you man.

I just can't play db anymore, though. Shit's just too far gone for me to care.

>>121207585
>people still think that the waifu shittery will get worse when we actually have a game to have discussion about

Nah but tracer-guys have been labeled cancer since day one.
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>>121207585
I said this before, but blame the idiots who are saying dumb and wrong things about Tracer. It's only natural for me to point out that they're wrong and tell them to stop saying that garbage
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>>121207665
A flag, yes
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>>121207796
He's one of the most popular right now

I think he's just a tiny bit broken because the range of his revolver has zero fall off and pin point accuracy
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>>121207836
CANCER
A
N
C
E
R

Get a trip so I can filter you faggot.
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>>121207164
;_;
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>>121207905
Yeah, he's got a railgun. Only thing keeping him under control is that his ult is pretty meh.
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>>121207970
I'll do her too, bro. D. Va just got first crack.
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My thoughts on a current tier list.

S tier: Reaper, soldier 76, roadhog, bastion (if on defense), torbjorn (if on defense)

A tier: Pharah, Mercy, zenyatta, tracer, winston, junkrat, zarya, lucio, reinhardt

B tier: Widowmaker, hanzo, mccree, symmetra

C tier: Torbjorn (if on offense)

Some caveats.. mercy can easily be s tier assuming she has good teammates. She becomes dead weight almost when her teammates are shit and cant keep players off her. Bastion on offense is more of A tier when on offense assuming he has reinhardt to allow him to setup turret mode. He can easily put heavy cover fire down on most maps to allow pushes and is pure ridiculous sitting on a payload. Widowmaker will ascend to S tier in the hands of a player who is a good snipe. She is hard to use so most people playing her make her more of a nuisance than a real threat. Lucio is near s tier. His aoe heal aura is amazing and hes fast as shit making him a hard target to hit. Hanzo does crazy damage but hard to play so i put him lower tier. Most people cant play him well. He does have a niche for eliminating bastion and torbjorn defensive turret setups with ultimate though. Symmetras only worthwhile ability is the teleporter. Her sentries do good damage but die from one shot of anything and have very short range. Lucio is nearly better in all respects. Torbjorn on offense is pure garbage. His turret setup makes him a god for defensive since at level 3 it is broken good. But it takes 200 scrap to build to level 3 and a long time to build.. like 30-40 seconds provided u already had scraps lying around u. And u have to keep setting up a brand new one in a push. It can be good on a payload but hard to set up on one.
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>>121207836
couldn't be more autistic if you tried
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>>121207585
She's so cancer even Totalbiscuit despises her
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>>121207905
Damn I was hoping no one would be playing him and I'd get hipster cred.

Oh well looks like I'm going with the crowd on this one.

He seems really fun.
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>>121207970
I'm looking forward to cosplay for this game
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>>121208051
His ult is strong, but has some of the highest risk vs reward in the game
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>>121208102
S tier: bastion (if on defense), torbjorn (if on defense)
>B tier: Widowmaker, mccree
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>>121208102
>McCree on B tier
Either you've only ever faced off against shit McCree's or you need to get better aim.
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>>121208091
ty <3
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>>121207421
>Emotionless

She doesn't really come across that way in game
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>>121207829
I get it DB is still fun to play but holy shit is it dead
I Just hope the director or lead designer for OW doesnt end up acting like Ben "People don't understand how taunt works so we should Baby them" Brode and actually respects its players enough to make the game have mechanics outside of "Use ult to win". Though with the bliz track record I fear for the worst.
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>>121208241
His ult is good against bad players and pretty weak against good ones.
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>>121208232
So Blizzard mix Jayce + Kayle together?
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>>121208407
>pretty weak against good ones
Except it's not if you use as a zone denial tool which no one does. Even good players can't risk getting shot in the face but a charged High Noon.
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>>121208526
Not even close.

She has almost zero offense. She's closer to the medic from TF2 (basically has a medigun and kritzkrieg in one) than either of them.
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>>121208383
She has a small wriggly PENIS
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>ster too busy playing overwatch to play the new isaac expansion

feels bad. hope he gets burnt out.
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>>121208559
True if they don't have a Reinhardt or Winston to cover for them they do need to duck out of LOS. Still, it's comparatively low impact.
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>>121208732
>wanting him to play binding of Azazel again

Anon the game is pretty fun, but you know how it will go.
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>>121208380
Hes great at close range killing if u flash bang but unless your a good shot or a lucky one you'll have mercys killing u with pistol. Hes harder to play and can be outshined by characters like soldier 76 easily so thats why i have him lower. Most people yell out when he high noons and turtles it out. Every now and again i see someone 4 shot with it. Hes a good character for sure but comparatively other characters can do his job with less effort. Thats why i have him B
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>>121208559
This. I've seen it happen on a couple streams, where a McCree takes a point, and pops High Noon. The other team all hid, rather than charge at him, because of the risk
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>Mech slut's getting in
>Ice whore's getting in
>still no sight of ninja man

Maybe they're holding him close to the chest for Blizzcon but simultaneously introducing 3 asian human characters would be weird
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>>121208942
>classes outclass mcree

List the mercs that outclass mcree for us, anon.
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>>121209008
Ice whore???
?????
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BLIZZARD YOU TOLD ME THE WORLD COULD ALWAYS USE MORE HEROES YOU JEWISH FUCKS LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
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>>121209008

They said they're having a hard time balancing him because he's primarily melee. Can't have him go all ninja gaiden on the game or have him be a weak piece of shit
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>>121209008
>Add 2 disgusting Australian characters
>Add 2 beautiful Asian characters a few months later
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Is there any brown samus and metroid crossover art yet?
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>>121209121
Soldier 76, reaper, pharah, tracer, roadhog, zenyatta, even hanzo if your a good shot. Maybe more but im too lazy to think about it
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>>121208679
That doesn't even make sense.
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>>121209137
Mei-Ling Zhou. Link's in the OP.
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>>121209424
Neither does infatuating with fictional characters, but you don't see me complaining.
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>>121209148
Nah man we're good on heroes for now.

Some more villains would be nice though.
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>>121209383
McCree is the direct counter to Pharah.
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>>121209689
Also to Tracer
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If I'm not in the beta by this weekend I'm getting Black Ops 3.
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>>121209383
>Roadhog and Zenyatta outclass McCree even though they don't even play the same role as him

Being difficult to play isn't really that big of a weakness, just because you KNOW there are going to be some people who will hit every single shot with him.
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>>121209234
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>>121209383
>its easier to kill stuff with tracer
>when compared to mcree

Have you seen anyone play the game, at all?
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>>121209689
Not talking counters. Just in general on a team. There are some real stupid setups that turn certain characters into the most OP ones.. e.g. mercy following pharah. That shit is broken good. Tracer counters roadhog if youre good with her. That doesnt mean that hes low tier on a team. In general hes an S tier pick
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>>121202896
>Tanks are tanky
>Offense are offensive
10/10
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>>121203202
>>121204929

Here's some OC you perverts.

>>121205420
If you don't mind deviantart. http://awmbh.deviantart.com/
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>>121209148
They're revealing at least four heroes for HotS on friday. Besides you seem like a meanie bad guy.
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>>121210303

>deviantart
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>>121209937
yay it's perfect
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>>121210303
never seen this fetish before
props to ya i guess
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>>121210421
>blatantly fetish themed art
>surprised at DA.

http://hypnohub.net/post?tags=awmbh you DA-allergic faggot.
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>>121209918
Zenyatta can do as good if not a better job than mccree at killing despite being a "healer" . Class lines are blurred to some extent. Maybe i should have made this an "generally speaking" tier list. Ive only run into one widow that made her look s tier. And i was even able to pin this guy down while my team moved on objectives a lot of the time. In a top player only setting this tier list would have some major changes.
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Is Symetra really fucking easy? I haven't played but i've seen she has a lock on beam. How is that okay?
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>>121210303
do this but it's a butt/breast expansion dart instead
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>>121210487
>Hypnohub
My fellow nigga
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>>121210603
Widowmaker is only amazing so long as she's not being rushed down or flanked. I'd say McCree is better at killing Pharah than Zen purely because McCree uses hitscan
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>>121202896
>tanks is too tanky
No. To give you the benefit of the doubt, which tanks have problems and why

>Widowmaker is too strong
Yup. Given the majority of both players and spectators are whining about her, odds exist that she'll get tweaked.

>Mcree is too strong
I'm on the fence with this one. My only issue is that his revolvers are fucking railguns. That aside, I think he's fine.

>Infinite ammo
Explain the problem here.

>Zarya's ult
I don't think it's an issue. Take this with a grain of salt, but it seems to last a pretty average amount of time.

>shields op
I disagree, but I guess I'm just not knowledgeable on the matter, because a lot of people seem to think that a change is on the way for shields. Someone mind throwing me a bone on this one?
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>>121210809
Because it does literally no damage at all. People will learn this as they keep playing, and will only use Symmetra's slow ass charged ball.
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>>121210603

Tier lists only apply to top players because everyone else is playing sub-optimally. At the top level of play, so far, the game revolves around mccree, mercy, and widow.
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>>121210820
... butt... breast... expansion?

I don't understand your request, anon. What does that have to do with my orgasm dart fetish? (=・ェ・=?
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>>121210837
Yeah man. Nothing better than a mindless girl. Except maybe shitposting on Overwatch general and posting pics of Tracer being a mindless orgasming girl to piss off waifufags.
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>>121211146
>fags

It's one guy, anon. That'd be a waifufag.
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>>121211268
Ah, true enough.

Anyway, gonna do that Mercy now.

Because I'm a fetishfag.
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>>121211268
Pretty sure there is more than one Tracerfag here
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I'd really like to meet some of you waifufags. I can certainly understand how you find these characters attractive, but at the end of the day they are simply fictional characters. Why do you spend all your time begging for more waifus/posting about waifus all the time? It's like you don't even really care about the game itself.
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>>121208932
>implying it's not binding of lillith now

lillith 2gud
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>>121211313
You will be crowned king!
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>>121211472
Definitely, but only one is making an effort to be truly autistic about it.
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Summit1g has moved onto Halo 5

there goes half of Overwatch twitch viewers
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>>121211621
>Isaac more popular than Overwatch

edmund does it again
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>>121211146
I just don't get the dart
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>>121211621
looks like the hype is unsustainable without people actually being able to turn on the game

blizzcon better have beta buy-in announcement
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>>121211621
overwatch would have a ton more viewers if there were enough people to play it
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>>121211932
It's been bouncing around between 10k-30k at different times of day for the past few days.
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Devs about to play
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>>121212090
link?
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>>121212040
yeah, but that's been because of shit like dreamhack or that one league of legends tournament, now its pretty much unopposed and the numbers are still shit
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>>121211621

OW doesn't have the twitch memers (besides summit) and pro bandwagon yet. Summit gets 25-30k when streaming it but barely gets half of that on other games. Just wait for the twitch cancer to spread
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>>121212287
Funny cause league players will get like 20-30k when streaming league but when they stream overwatch they barely get over 2k.
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So what exactly makes Hanzo worth using over Widowmaker? It seems like with higher mobility, a better close-range option, and hitscan, she's going to be stronger than him in pretty much any situation. And she's easier to play to boot.

All he has over her is that dragon strike and scatter shot, but is that worth giving up on the mobility?
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>>121212497
Bjergsen and Dyrus were getting 6-8k. Trump gets similar when he streams OW. Not bad for streamers of completely different genres.
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>>121212287
Summit has fewer viewers now than he's had any of the past few days I've seen him streaming Overwatch.
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>>121212638
He doesn't need to scope
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>>121212638
Hanzo is much more lethal at midrange and even closerange, but it's extremely dependent on the Hanzo player's aim.
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>>121212780
his title is 'Halo then BED w/ @summit1g', so he might just be unwinding from Overwatch before the late night lull
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>>121212654
I never saw dyrus above 3k when he streamed two days ago.
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>>121212638
Hanzo's got a fucking dragon every goddamn minute. Sure it's no wallhack but goddamn it gets annoying having to deal with him screaming "CHING CHONG NIP NONG" while his giant Japanese dragon nails through the walls.
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cute
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>>121214138
The cutest!
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>>121212797
He also doesn't have a scope. Whether or not that's an upside can be debated.

>>121212882
Perhaps that may be because he has a harder time staying at long range than Widowmaker. I think that just having the mobility to escape is going to be a stronger trait.

>>121213080
From what I've seen of it, it's a super-telegraphed and slow AoE that can be easily sidestepped for a few seconds. It doesn't really feel all that powerful against anyone who wasn't in a really shitty position already.

I mean, I'm still gonna play him just because I love archery in shooters and I enjoyed playing Huntsman Sniper in TF2, but Widowmaker just seems flat stronger.
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>coolmatt streaming, guess i'll check out his amazing aiming skills
>turns out he's complete fucking dogshit and missing easy shots all the time, it's just that he's hardly ever contested

can't wait until the real human aimbots start playing so that widow is exposed for the broken bullshit she really is
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>LBC has joined the server
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>>121214503
>bloodsire still hasn't gotten an invite
>dude has godlike quake aim, was a beta tester for tf2 and played old tf/tfc all the time
guess they don't want him to abuse sniper
-AA- overwatch clan when?
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>>121214439
>From what I've seen of it, it's a super-telegraphed and slow AoE that can be easily sidestepped for a few seconds. It doesn't really feel all that powerful against anyone who wasn't in a really shitty position already.
Only an idiot fires the dragon in an open area. The advantage is shooting through walls. It's hard to sidestep a projectile you can't see
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>>121214439
It isn't problematic at all. But it's ridiculous how often one Hanzo can shit out dragons. Like no other hero can shit out ultis so often and so pointlessly as he can. It's actually better as a zoning tool in that sense.
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>>121214439
you don't just let it lose at any time, you throw it when they can't help but stay there
with graviton surge, when they're all huddled in a choke trying to push, etc.
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So how are these "support" characters in this game? Are they totally ineffective faggots by themselves waiting for that guy to come save them cause they are useless alone or can you actually kick ass and take names with them?
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>>121214936
most of them can kill, and do good damage, but are squishy as hell
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>>121214936
Zenyatta can get kills easily enough. His 'support' is to toss a healing orb onto somebody now and then, or toss a discord orb at an enemy, then go back to shooting immediately. Mercy is a buttplug. Symettra's turrets are pretty good when grouped up
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>>121214936
Very good. Zenyatta and to a lesser degree Lucio can be pretty lethal on their own. Mercy is helpless without teammates though.
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>>121215163
>Mercy is a buttplug.

Is this good or bad?
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>>121215252
She's one of the strongest heroes in the game, she just does nothing on her own.
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>>121215252
How much do you enjoy having an attractive young woman buried halfway into your ass
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Roadhog is so fucking fun holy shit
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>>121215429
>young
34
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>>121214735
You may not see it, but given how loud he yells "竜がわがの敵を食らう!" and how loud the dragon roars, you definitely are going to be able to react to it; just step away from the closest wall from his direction.

>>121214848
That makes sense, but having to wait for moments like that makes it sound very unreliable.
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>>121214936
Mercy is the really only dedicated support with little offensive capability. Zenyatta is the most offensive support and his focus is bursting people down with discord orb and charge shots. Lucio's healing is passive so he focuses on skating around hitting people and being annoying. Symmetra is awkward right now because she mostly provides teleporter utility and killing Bastions.
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>>121210303
>>121203202

Last one for the night.
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>>121215425
Her ultimate actually is bullshit they need to make the aoe lower or have los
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>>121215429
Sounds good mate.
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>>121215559
But it's difficult to pinpoint his exact location without wallhack based on sound, and he could be aiming anywhere. It's a guessing game
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McCree is one broken ass nigger
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Open beta when?
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>>121215926
It didn't seem that fast to me in the videos, so if you're not in a tight corridor, stand away from the nearest wall and move out of the way the moment you see it clip through. And if he could be aiming anywhere, he could also not be aiming at you.
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>>121215829
I think you are cool
Really like how graceful Mercys face is in this one.
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Matt is destroying the devs
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>>121216941
Don't recognize any of them aside from LBC.
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>>121217125
Bill is pretty much always their support and InMojo mostly plays tanks for them
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How good is Winston? Being a mobile tank looks fun.
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All of them together. Good night /owg/
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>>121217847
good shit

i wish I had the power to flag your account.
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>>121216362
Soft launch in like 6-8 months.
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>>121216362
probably going to sell founders packs in 6 months to a year, full release with a 40 dollar or so buy in around next november or so
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>>121217679
Doesn't Motive usually tank in the dev stack?
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>>121217847
>dart shoots someone in the eye
What then, fagatron?
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>>121218812
Painful orgasms.
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>>121217847
This is the OC that /owg/ deserves.
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>>121219184
It's shit
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What differences, if any, will there be in a ranked, competitive mode?
Some thoughts.
>Limited amounts of swaps per player
>Ults are not called out with words.
>hero levels, if they exist, will be locked at a certain point.
>Ults charge slowly during the match, but lose charge on death.
>Best of 5 matches.
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>>121219407
>that was the joke
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What is the REWARD for playing this game.

Is there any loot/skin/level system? That's one of the main problems with modern MMO's
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>>121218775
Why the hell would they wait that long? the game seems basically finished. With the advertising push they have now with the streamers, I couldn't see them waiting past January for an open beta soft release.
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>>121219783
brill bucks are going to be the things to unlock cosmetics
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>>121219783
Yes. there are hooks for progression and unlocks that have been datamined. None of it is implemented or finalized though.
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>>121217687
He does about 0 damage. So his only objective is to play the objective and tank.
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>>121219783
right now the reward is playing the fucking game
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>>121219783
It's a closed beta. Anything like that is unknown at the moment, and it's not an MMO, besides
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>>121219929
because they don't want to error 37 the servers like diablo 3
and also they want to milk the hype like they did with HOTS
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>>121220008
From what I've seen of him it seems like he is able to deal with the squishies fairly well, but a Reinhardt took like two reloads to kill.
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>>121217687
He's a good disruptor and linebreaker. If you need to be on the objective NOW and distract the enemy team, he's your gorilla. His offense is pretty lacking though.
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>>121217687
his gimmick is jumping behind tanks and dps heroes to kill your backline and make you look at him
plus he has a really low cooldown shield that's really fucking good
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>>121220224
His gun is very bad against anyone with armor.
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>>121219783
It's not even an MMO.
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>>121220224
Squishies being who? The 200 hp and below heroes? Not a single one of them need to fight Winston, they can literally just walk the fuck away from him. Including during his ulti since it flings people away from him, you just walk the fuck away and then shoot him outside of his range and he dies. That's Winston's life, and tanks like him lose their tankiness from Discord Orb so no Zenyatta actually shitfucks Winston.
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>>121220667
meaning bastion, widow, zenyata, the low health heroes who have to be in one place and don't want someone in their face and can't really do much about it
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Who /in/ here?
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>>121220831
fucking kill yourself
and put your trip back on so I can filter your shitty brag posts
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>>121220831
did you take a picture of your screen
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>>121220894
Kek nice filter :^)
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>>121220831
>not taking a screen shot.
>using external camera.

If you are going to brag at least do it right.
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>>121220932
>>121221182
I was in game didn't have time to save to paint and post
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>>121206123

I'm still mad at how fucking rich this dude is
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>>121220667
Everytime you die on Winston you should reflect on this simple question: "Was I doing the objective?" If the answer is no then why the fuck did you pick Winston?

>>121220750
Bastion kills a Winston in a second if he's in siege mode. Widow won't be even remotely close to the objective. If you're running around trying to stop her you could have picked Reaper, or Tracer, and more than likely she can just go spiderman and sling away since no Widow's going to just let a bigass, easy to see Gorilla sneak up on her outside of him using his leap to get close to her which would guarantee her escape. That's not even accounting if anyone even saw you and are chasing after your fatass or she has wallhack on and sees the giant red target trying to pretend he's a Reaper. Zen's Zen. Discord orb fucks Winston even in 1v1s. Winston is not a DM'ing hero, that is not his purpose and never will be.
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>>121221326
>no time to screenshot
>has time to take a pic, move to computer, and upload
???
do they only pick literal retards to test or something?
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>>121221359
dota players are poor brazilians and russians
CS players are white trust fund babies
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>>121220038
>>121220490
well true it's not "massive" but it is a multiplayer online game
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>>121221416
No because you don't know what a cell phone is
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>>121221687
Might as well call every multiplayer game a MOBA because it is technically a Mulitplayer Online Battle Arena
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>>121220667
Generally if you run away from the objective Winston is fine with that.
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>>121221837
I do..?

Since when were the correct terms not correct
>>
Anyone else planning on milking this shit for all of the money Blizzard puts into it?

FEELS GOOD TO BE GOOD
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>>121220159
Yeah, and HOTS is a dedgame with 15 minute queues. Leaving the game in a PUBLIC closed beta for over a year is pure suicide.
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>>121221904
I hope you don't go around calling all multiplayer games MOBAs.

It's not wrong, it's just stupid.
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>>121222083
>implying the money won't be milked by the time normal people get to play the game

if you weren't in the first wave of closed beta there's no money to be made
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>>121222302
I've been watching literally everyone playing the game so far and they're all garbage to decent.

I'm not really that worried about competition
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>>121222526
same could be said about hearthstone, but look at the pro scene and top streamers, it's all people who have been in since early beta
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>>121222654
Hearthstone is kind of a joke senpai

I can launch Quake or TF2 right now and top frag in any server I go on

There are only a handful of people I know that are actually at my level, and none of them are in the beta or planning on playing.

EZ
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>>121211769

More like Twitch's #1 Binding of Isaac player LETHALFRAG is at it again, and he's stupidly popular as is - let alone his trash of choice got an expansion/jew DLC.

>>121211969
>>121211932

This.

Blizzard's actually being bigger faggots than Motiga by letting SOME PEOPLE SHOW THE GAME OFF.

Stream Gigantic? Get IP banned from the game. Not even allowed to play it post-alpha / closed beta.

I'd rather not fucking see it at all if I have no realistic shot in getting in ; ;
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>>121215252
Bad if you want to play as her, bad if you want someone else to play as her (if they aren't a healslut, which most people aren't).

She's a really poorly designed character (whether it's the TF2 version or the Overwatch version), the other supports get to actually do other stuff while they support
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>seagull paying people to shill his stream on reddit
>every time he streams, 1 day old accounts spam links to his account

he really has sold out boys
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>>121219929
>Why the hell would they wait that long?

Cash.
Shop.
They haven't decided how they're going to monetize the game yet (besides the obvious cosmetics), the infrastructure for that isn't in place either.
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>>121223635
They couldn't have seriously spent 3-4 years building this game without having an idea on how to make money off it.
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>>121223461

>She's a really poorly designed character.....

>....other supports get to actually do other stuff while they support.

She's got the BIG HEALING JUICE compared to every other support, who heals on a trickle or has other gimmicks on the side. Plus she has revive.

She's literally a mandatory character that if played well, will boost your team's efficiency proper. It's pretty boring - but most effective healers are. Now stop crying and go play LoL where healers aren't welcome :33333333333
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>>121223779
I believe it. They spent 10 years on this project not knowing what the hell they were doing until they settled on FPS.
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>>121219929

They're still playing grab-ass in the office and whoever wins gets to flip the coin for "Do we jew players for their money BY EXPANSIONS?" or do we screw players over with "Premium costumes" that actually give stats, compared to the normal cosmetics?"
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>>121219929
they still can't figure out what model they want to use like another anon pointed out

the devs say they want a pay 40-50 upfront and get everything model, with skins free from playing, but I guarantee the marketing team wants f2p, buy heroes, buy skins model and doesn't want to budge
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>>121223779
For a long, long time is was going to be a MMO. Probably a subscription MMO. When they gutted everything and constructed Overwatch out of the ashes of the setting and combat that obviously went out the window. Honestly I'm glad they're focused on game first.
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>>121224163
devs have little to no say in the matter.
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>>121224163
>buy heroes
stop with this meme, it'll never happen.
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>>121224163
>the devs say they want a pay 40-50 upfront and get everything model, with skins free from playing, but I guarantee the marketing team wants f2p, buy heroes, buy skins model and doesn't want to budge
source: me
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>check bnet account
>no invite
>go back to sleep
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>>121226194
>check bnet accounts
>no invites
>go back to playing /jp/ tier rhythm games like IIDX and SDVX

thank god I was able to get over hype hill and start playing shit again. You can do it.
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>>121226194
>check bnet
>no invite
>ddos seagull scrims
mfw
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>>121226601
kek
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>>121226531
I bought the new binding of Issac expansion and saw I had an invite. Glad there is refunds on steam now
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>wave 3
>still not invited
feels pretty bad man
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>>121227153
>wave 3
no, thursday/friday was wave 3
this was wave 4-5
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>>121217847
I'm curious. What other OC has been made for /owg/? I've only recently started visiting after the beta popped up.
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>>121227213
o-oh
see I lose count, thats how bad it is ;-;
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>>121227213
No there have been 3 official waves.
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>>121227213
If you count the tiny one on Thursday and the Reddit appeasement on Friday as waves yeah.

There's only been 3 announced though.
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McCree is far too much of an all-rounder. He doesn't really have a weakness.

It's a bit silly that a hero on par with a sniper from range also has the strongest close range burst/control in the game.
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>>121227863
he's got no mobility whatsoever
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>>121228038
Mobility literally doesn't matter when he kills people from across the map anyway and jet set jamacian is in every game handing out sprints.
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>>121226601
Sounds like a plan
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>>121209186
>make him passively stealth when not attacking
>one ability is evasion which makes him invulnerable to non explosive auto attacks
>other ability is dash, can be used on teamate or enemy, stores 2 charges, if dash to an enemy you strike them for x dmg
>ult is 75% shorter cool downs
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>>121229680
Solid mccree counter
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>>121229680
Is the evasion also a cloud that silences enemy heroes within it?
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>>121230242
No why would it do that?
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>>121230429
Because a melee hero that goes invisible when they aren't attacking and has a blink attack sounds a lot like Riki from doto. He has a smokecloud that silences enemies and gives them a misschance on attacks.
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>>121230565
Oh like night hound from HoN. I just thought he would need some kind of stealth to not get blown up instantly. I was mostly copying illidan from HotS
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>>121214694
>fanboying over washed up tf2 player

oh god, any of the pros from 2009-2012 are washed up now. Let some new blood come in.
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>>121202048
>/sc2/

this shit needs to stop
>>
>get a stupid idea
>no chance it will work
>go to blizzard livechat
>ask for Overwatch
>"sure"

I'm so fucking happy right now. It took me a bit to take it all in.
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>>121231335
You faggots keep bitching it's going to be permanent, instead of just hanging around until DVa is officially revealed at Blizzcon.
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>>121231446
>Blizzard livechat

What? Where?
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>>121231448
enjoyed getting every single one of your threads reported
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>>121231446
>implying BlizzCS has the power to flag accounts

kek
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>>121231604
How do you expect that to do anything?
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>>121231604
For what

Seriously you're the only once complaining. Go into the sc2 general and there's only you whinging
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>>121231446
post proof of it happening for maximum laughs
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>>121231604
Only a zerg player could be this much of a vagina
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>>121231335
hots has 6 results in catalog
owg has 3
sc2 has 2

stop bitching
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>>121232010
you newshits really need to fuck off
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>>121232010
He's complaining about the slashes too because it's in a URL.
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>>121232047
>/sc2/ whining about something being shit

LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH (lel for short)
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>>121232047
>he thinks spending more of your life on 4chan is something to be proud of

Lol
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>>121231526
Yeah how do you get to livechaT?
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>>121232123
Nevermind. /sc2/ didn't even bother to use slashes for fucks sake.
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>>121232123
>>121232141
>>121232148
>>121232224
why is there even sc2 in one of you urls

what kind of kek game is this
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>>121232246
One of the heroes is an in-universe SC2 pro
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So while most of us dont get to enjoy the beta yet, any of you guys played a bit of Battleborn beta? Aside from the terrible fucking FPS it has it's actually kind of alright.
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>>121232246
D.Va, an new character for Overwatch is an in-game universe Starcraft Pro and was revealed on Blizzard's Starcraft website as a cute easter egg. Its still the only info we have on her.
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>>121232246
go back to your general that doesn't talk about the game it's for

or are you too retarded to click the right thread in the catalog?
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>>121232336
Fuck off shill no one wants to play your trash game. I'd rather watch overwatch and think about tracers smooth asshole gliding over my tongue than play shitborn
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>>121232560
Why are you calling me a fucking shill? I'm just asking something and it's not like I'm calling the game amazing, cause it's not. No need to fucking sperg autist.
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>>121232336
desu i had more fun playing dirty bomb than that
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>>121231836

Sadly I didn't save the chat
But here's proof I have the game now

>>121231734

I'm 100% sure aware I was mega lucky to get someone who had the clearance, it literally only took the guy 1 second too
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>>121232619
Because this thread is about overwatch not your shitty ripoff

Now fuck off
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I wasn't invited to the fucking Beta but Blizzard forces me to update the game anyway. Cheers for rubbing salt in the wound.
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Hi guys, I have some questions here.

1. How is overwatch played? I heard it is like TF2 but I have no idea about how to play TF2 too. I watch streamers play it and feel it is super cool while having no idea what they are doing.
2. When will the next beta key be given away? I heard from Forsen stream that it will be "soonish" (faster than Blizzard's "soonish" is what he said). So will it be ~ a month?
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>>121232792
Oh right I forgot how thoughtful this thread was about gameplay, so how is it so far? Oh wait.. most of you dont even get to play the game
Hah!
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>>121217847
Reminds me of that foreverial tied up bologna tongue fetish.
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>>121232864
Exactly shill now go make your own general and stop trying to poach here.
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>>121232768
Was the chat like 2 hours ago?

You must've gotten some dude who just wanted to go home and shut you up.
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>>121232831
>How is overwatch played?
shoot the gun
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>>121233009
I like how frustrated most of these /owg/ threads are
Guess the combination of being keked by Blizzard and having shitty waifu's really does the trick eh?
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>>121232768
which chat
where?
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>playing overwatch with friends
>get randoms that don't know how to play
>they just pick tracer and don't go after their backline and widowmakers
m-muh waifus
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>>121232831
1. Team based shooter. So ultimately an FPS but characters have different gun types, mobility, and other abilities and use a assortment of character to coordinate with the rest of their team and try to control an objective location.

2. Supposedly next "big" wave is after Blizzcon this weekend. Should still be small though. Don't expect to get in.
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>>121233131
Overwatch has top tier waifus
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>>121233131
Nothing wrong with overwatch waifus
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>>121233291

Thanks for the answer. So how is it compare to TF2? So it is like capture the flag?

How many people are in beta right now?
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HOW DO I GET THE BLIZZARD LIVECHAT
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>>121233538
Ok seems like livechat opens in 20min EU
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>>121233071

was about 6 hours ago right before I went to bed

>>121233192

Pick purchase option > unauthorized charge and a live chat will be made available (at office hours) when at battle.net support
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>new flag wave
>check account
>not in
i am so fucking tired of this "SUPER SEKRIT CLUB UR NOT ALLOWED IN XDDD" blizzard trash with every one of their stupid betas. It's not even a fucking beta it's just god damn marketing the game is finished and this "beta" is just PR streamer campaign
I am so tired of this shit but i still want to fucking play this. fuck fuck FUCK
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>>121233862
ye got it, thanks senpai
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>>121233862
Can you gives some examples of what you said?
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>>121233892
>I still want to fucking play this
I've playing it for days and it gets old fast, I speak for myself, but the game has 0 content except the same old defend attack bullshit games that are over in 5 minutes or faster because everyone you play against are fucking quake/TF pros or really fucking good blizzard devs or streamers, almost everything is a shit stomp

The characters are pretty damn fun, but right now the game is just some fun characters and one shitty game mode
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>>121234119
>I've playing it for days and
Yeah, sure you are son.
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>>121233471
>So it is like capture the flag?
No capture the flag. Currently its just control point, payload and a mix of the two.

Very small. It's basically still just Friends and Family beta but they let in a bunch of streamers too.
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>Nerfing Azazel when bosses like the Hush already fucked him on account of him having to stand right fucking next to them

Why the fuck would you nerf him this late into the games life? Why the fuck put out all these nerfs?

>nerf fun items
>add items like dunce cap that are utter garbage despite there already being plenty of garbo items in the game
>>
How long was hots in beta like over a year? Do you think overwatch will be that long in beta? I've never got an invite to a blizzard beta so I probably will not get one for this either, just want to know how long I have to wait.
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>>121234224

Well then, I'll wait for it to open up more then. No point in staying excited at the moment. See you guys in half a year.
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>>121234327
"Wide" closed beta will probably start early next year with open beta a few months after that.
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who /learn more/ here?

;_;
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>>121233862
as the anon below says
>>121234059

I highly doubt this will work for most of us, but I guess it's worth a shot.
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>>121234195
whatever dude, I've posted proof of having access several time in these threads, I'm one of the few people that is trying to calm everyone down and to stop buying into the fucking hype
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Nignog is super underrated right now, especially with all the idiots who think his wallrun is useless. His passive heal is insane and he can run Pharah flanks really easily on Hanamura and Volskaya on the outside of the 'map' on those one-point chokes
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>>121234481
His Ult is amazing for pushing.
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>>121234309
wrong fucking thread retardo
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>>121234481
Lucio is excellent, he's just situational because you don't always want to be running 2 supports and Mercy is 100% necessary at all times.

That said there are several points where it's worth having 2 supports. Pushing with a Lucio ult while Mercy sits back buffing a Pharah/Widow/McCree and holding her ult is very quite excellent.
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>>121234675
>Mercy is 100% necessary at all times
This has to change, shes super fucking boring but it feels like you can't do shit without her damage buff and ultimate in tight situations

I feel like she will get nerfed somehow just so every team comp doesn't need to revolve around her
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>>121234481
Just last night Summit was playing against the dev team running a Pharah+Mercy+Lucio+Monkey comp and they literally just jumped around the outside of the map to blow em out from the bank

it was pretty great
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>>121234784
Her damage amp is too good for pressuring the enemy in combination with a McCree/Pharah/Widow/Junkrat/etc and her ult is ridiculous. Mercy alone makes the argument that ultimates should be dropped on death valid.
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>>121234675
If you just nerfed her damage buff it would fix it. Widow wouldn't be able to one shot body shot people either.
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>>121234865
Ults shouldn't be dropped on death, at most they should lose a percent of their charge.
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>>121234865
>play mercy
>friend goes widow
>just follow him around with damage buff
>kill assist
>kill assist
>kill assist
>kill assist
>kill assist
love it, I just stand there in a corner blue beaming and win the game
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>>121234059

chat went like this

me: hello, I hope you're having a great day :)
him: thanks for asking, my day is good and I hope yours is too, how may I help you? :)
me: was just wondering if I could get an overwatch key
him: hmmm
<15 second~ pause>
him: sure

And it got activated right that second
I'm still fucking mind blown it worked, I've been wanting this so badly.
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>>121235070
>Widow shoots people
>you've suddenly got full ult charge and can virtually guarantee the success of your teams push/defense even if they kill you first because you'll respawn in a couple of seconds and pop it anyway
She does need a bit of a change, killing Mercy should actually do something. Especially given that she's quite slippery flying away and whatnot.
>>
Isn't Summit at least sort of good at CS? Why is he such dogshit at Overwatch?
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>>121235321
He's good at complaining about every single class that kills him though
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>>121235321

He's decent but he and his group don't really grasp the tactics of ow. It's fine for pubs where just having better mechanics is good enough, but that gets torn to shreads when they play organized teams.
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>>121235563
games not that complicated either, you need to shut down backlines and coordinate pushes, you can't really just TDM and expect to win in OW right now, hopefully other game modes will come out though
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>>121235145
>>121235145
gonna try this tomorrow at 9 PM I guess

thanks a ton
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no luck for me at least
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>>121203338
>want to play blizz TF2

>suggest CS:STOP

wtf?
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>>121235701

yeah that nigger must've been really lucky and got like the head of the department or something to get that kind of clearance.
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>>121235145
what? I like how they fucking tell people to not do that shit but if you pull it off anyway you get lucked out sometimes
I still want to be a massive faggot and ask like "oh I was just wondering if these specs *show specs* will even qualify for the beta to be able to run it, otherwise I know I can lay off so if you could tell me if it is even possible for me to play I can be assured" or something.
>>
>>121235701
>>121235758
There's an incredibly small chance of this actually working. You guys realize this, right? Don't mean to be a party pooper, but you might as well be saying 'get me a job' to a cashier at some random store. They can't do much if anything at all for you unless divine miracles occur.
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>>121236238
Yep, didn't have anything better to do so I gave it a shot anyways.
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>>121236238
nothing to lose I guess
>>
>>121236461
>>121236501
I mean, not like I'm not gonna try this since I have some genuine questions alongside my desperate-ass attempt to get into the cool kids club, but I thought I'd throw it out there. Plus they'll quickly wise up to it if it does work more than one or two times.
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>>121207902
>widowmaker foot spray
oh yes please!
>>
if they nerf Pudge's hook+melee, it's clear that this game is going to be shit
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>>121236721
so where can you go to ask them stuff directly? I barely use battle.net and I usually only played D3 and a little bit of HOTS.
>>
>>121236873
To the support page. Depending on where you go, you can get the option for a live chat. It's not active for me, and it'll only fire up at 6 AM PST which is in five hours for me, so you may or may not be able to access it, but don't worry. It's not as confusing as my dumbass is making it out to be.
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>>121236995
Oh I see, no thanks for the help there anon.

Guess I'll just send a contact support message and not do a live chat since I am too fucking shy to be a little faggot.
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>GPU: GeForce GTS 250 but with DX11 is GPU minimum for OVW

How the fuck? I got a GTX 260 that's even better than that but my DX11 wont support my graph card, this is some shit man.
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>>121237125
No need to thank in the first place.

Also, seriously, don't sweat it if you're shy. No face to face contact, and the worst that'll happen is a 'haha we don't have that power sorry!'
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>tracer is a boy
>widowmaker is a tranny
>not liking dark skin girls

this general is pretty gay isnt it
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>>121237504
DESIGNATED
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>>121237504
Tracer best waifu
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>>121237504
Sorry I want a waifu that can poo in loo
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>>121237751
while she looks very cute and has a nice design , she sounds terribly retard. Sorry mate but I cant afford her autism anymore, her fucking stupid giggle is something that makes me avoid picking her. I'd go for Pharah instead since she doesn't sound like a motherfucking diapered 26-yrs old girl. Holy fuck. Please consider a taste change mate

Peace!
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>>121237968
>having shit taste

Tracer's giggle is cute.
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>was hoping to tide myself over with binding of isaac DLC released because /learnmore/
>edmund just did a fucking patch that nerfed a bunch of fun shit and broke the game even further, and added in items he put behind a timegate just to spite people for datamining the first game
>>
Can we get a pastebin in the OP of /vg/ players?

My bnet is punchmonster#1973 if anyone wants to add me.
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>>121238093
>collecting bnet because we're all friends
I agree dude but blizz is not going to notice or give us anything because we are not [le reddit]
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>more and more people getting in everyday
>you won't get in until a week before open beta
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

UNTIL I GET MY INVITE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>121207902
>getting fucked by the widow
Are the other sprays also vulgar in their respective languages?
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Who /waitingforlivechat/ here?
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talking to live chat atm wish me luck boys
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fill the blanks:

TRUE SELF IS WITHOUT _ _ _ _
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>>121238404
Fuck off hope they dont give.
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>>121238319
Nah. Torbjorn is IKEA jokes.
>>
>>121235027
It would be reasonable to lose 50% charge on death, imo.
>>
>>121238404
doesnt show up for me desu, where can i find live chat senpai
>>
>>121238456
INVITES XD
>>
>>121238490
The only good thing about him.
>>
>>121238490
>swedish chef
>>
>>121238456
BETA
>>
i want to rape mercy without mercy
>>
>>121238597
FORM or BETA
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>>121238670
bork bork bork
>>
>>121238481
this guy chatty as fuck, going in now boys, which me luck, moment of truth
>>
>>121238815
Slav please.
>>
>>121238847
what're the results my friend? failure? success? vague bullshit in an attempt to make you go away?
>>
>>121239107
Just told them I want to make my son happy because he's coming home with good grades.
let's see if it does the trick
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>Mercy is 34 years old
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>>121239245
talk about low
you think its shitty they beg on legit terms on leddit but you pull this kind of shit?
hope you drown in acid faggot.
>>
>>121239278

love this meme
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>>121239296
>legit terms
neck yourself faggot, it's called social engineering and I would have no problem with killing everything associated with blizztard, with my bare hands you dumb fucking tool
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>>121239371
E D G Y
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>>121238847
>>121239371
so what about it faggot?
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>>121239278
>he's never had christmas cake
>>
DED
E
D
>>
how can tracer be best girl if she is a slut?
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>>121240107
DELETE THIS

TRACER IS PURE

P U R E
U R E P
R E P U
E P U R
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>>121239607
No luck, he hinted that I should try my luck with the PR departement
Some streamer might get in trouble now because I told them he showed support chat logs on stream how he got the key with just asking the live chat. LMAO YOLO
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>>121240182
Get a trip you fucking faggot.
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>>121240196
too bad man
can you also mail them and expect quick answers? I just want to drop off my concerns for my shitty rig and seeing if i have a chance to run the game at all right now.
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>>121240275
I think it all comes down to luck.
If you mail them they just gonna reply you with a bot answer. Better try to fake to be some important youtuber or whatever and mail/call the PR deparement. Or just tell me your rig and I'll tell you how it runs
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>>121240361
oh
well pic related, its pretty bad.
>>
I don't know what I expected when I came to this thread. I thought maybe I could talk about being in the beta
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>>121240413
You can talk about being beta all you want bruv.
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>>121240486
u know what i meant kiddo
>>
since no tweet has appeared on the European Overwatch twitter account I assume it was only meant for NA huh?
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>>121240182
nah brah she likes her shitter nice and filled
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>>121240601
People on leddit said they're eu and got in.
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>>121240107
>shadman
no
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>>121240601
Nope :^)
>>
I just came over to quickly say

"dead game"

See you in 2 weeks
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>>121240782
more like 2 months
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>>121240412
You will be able to run the game, but for a smooth experience (60+FPS) you will need to run the game in 800x600 or 1024x768/1280x720.
I predict with everything on low and 1024x768 or resolution you will get constant 80 FPS, with 800x600 probably over 100 FPS. If 60-80 FPS are enough for you, just go with HD (1280x720).
>>
out of all the male heroes, is Hanzo the true husbando?
>>
>>121240869
There's hoping to it, thanks for the info anon, noted it down. Gonna hope I'll be playing this game any time in the near future.
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>tfw Tracer will never call you luv
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EU wave just went out boiz
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>Roadhog and Junkrat are Australian
>Junkrat has an Australian accent but Roadhog has an American one.
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>>121206710
>implying the turbosluts of overwatch doesn't like bestial ass-fisting of meaty gorilla hands
>especially Tracer
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>>121241219

>implying I'm not hooking up with a british huney who says all sorts of silly britbong shit

shits so cash
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>>121241582
does she have a tomboyish hairstyle?
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>>121241395
fuk u
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>>121241882
https://twitter.com/OverwatchEU/status/661859415851667457

Its true.
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>>121241920
Australian when
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>>121241954
never
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>>121241954
they go out with NA
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>>121241954
don't you have some kangaroos to fight yer cunt
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>>121241920
They just update the fucking twitter now because the actual wave happened at night in EU.
>>
>>121242071
I'm below the line and I'm still butthurt mate.

>implying the roos don't want to play overwatch
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>>121237504
You picked the one that has dick.
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>>121242104
I heard you guys couldn't play CS:GO for weeks because Valve fucked up. Anyway, I haven't gotten an invite as well, I even tried to jew Blizzard with social engineering, so my butt is a little hurt as well
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>>121241920
>mfw they only flagged like 5 accounts
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>>121241395
no tricky
>>
>>121219783
The reward for playing the game is the lamentations of those not invited to beta.
>>
>>121242404
>>121241920
>>
>>121242428
>implying they didnt sent it out hours ago
>implying they dont just notify it on twitter now now that most EU's are most likely online
>IMPLYING THEY DIDNT FLAG LIKE A FEW HUNDRED STREAMERS
who cares at this point, open fucking beta when
>>
>>121242475
to answer your question: never
>>
>>121242543
f-fine I'll wait until they let us buy the game
>>
>>121242475
>open fucking beta when
Why have an open beta if you can let people buy the game?

It's a type of game the is supposed to get constant updates anyway.
>>
>Justice rains from ______
??
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>>121243730
>>Justice rains from ______

>Teleports behind you
>"Nothing personel kid" in chat
>DIE DIE DIE DIE

>Agghhhhhhh
>>
>>121243730
anus
>>
>>121238319
le baiser de la veuve means widow's kiss in french, nothing vulgar here
>>
>>121242346
7 million people signed up for the beta. They can't let us all in if they want to keep it small.
>>
>>121244046
Why not? Just use the ex WoW-servers since that game is fucking dead, LOL.
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>play button is active
>must've been accepted in beta
>dick harder than diamond
>realise hots was last selected

blizzard pls
>>
>mobafags are still complaining about hero switching and no pick/ban system

is blizz gonna give in and turn this into a shitty moba?
>>
>>121244587
You will then wish you had played in the golden age of Overwatch which was the F&F beta where only streamers were invited

;_;
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>still no invite
ok
>>
>>121244587

That will never happen because it destroys the whole concept of the game
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>yurofriends are awake

How do you guys feel about this new thread content? Feels like culture doesn't it?
>>
>>121244812
why does it have to be a headshot lmao
>>
>>121243730
AUGH
>>
>>121244812
this is almost as bad as that delitization shit
>>
>>121244812
So they die from overcumming?
>>
>>121244915
kek
>>
>>121245047
i think it's playing fun at the ridiculous death sounds in the game
>>
>>121244812
mercyfag anon from last night here
i love it
>>
>>121244812
3 4
4
>>
hey at least F4 is almost here.
>>
>amerifats ignore and pass over blatant fetish post
>yuropoos just haaaaave to voice their opinions on weird fetish art

That being said, I also share the involuntary orgasm fetish so I ain't even mad.
>>
>>121246339
Fuck off todd
>>
open beta when
>>
>>121246381
who
>>
>>121244812
Would be better if it hit them somewhere it could actually inject shit rather than directly in the fucking forehead.
>>
>>121246417
The world's number 1 con artist.
>>
>>121246339
Who cares, going to be shit.
>>
>>121246339
Meh, let me know when Obisidian get to make a game using it.

And even then, if they really have gone with four-options-max dialog wheels, that might not be enough.
>>
>>121244812
>no symmetra
anon i am disappoint
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hope this game fucking fails miserably when it gets out and dies as fast as cuntborn
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>>121246983
>shitborn
What the fuck where they even thinking with that.
>>
>>121246983
TF2 shits on suicide watch.

Go back to the bronnie server you faggot.
>>
>>121247070
what makes you think I want to ever play hat simulator 2: horsefucker dweeb edition?
fuck that game
and fuck this shitty game, keep defending it blizzdrone
>>
>>121246501
>implying you can't inject shit straight to the brain
>implying skulls are indestructible
>implying this wouldn't make the orgasm come round even faster

But I do get your point, anon. Neckshots woulda been better.
>>
>>121246983
Nothing's going to die as fast as Babyborn. It will set new world records in speed dying. Books will be written about it, classes will teach it for generations to come.
>>
>>121247131
>I don't like this
>I don't like that
>I don't like anything

*tipping intensifies*

>>121247213
They could definitely teach a class in game design and marketing what not to do, with just that game alone.
I'm surprised people still talk about it even on this board. Pretty much everyone else on the internet already forgot it exists.
>>
>>121232768
Thank god you can stop shitting up HotS now with your faggotry.
>>
WHO LEARN MORE HERE?

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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>itt people still F5 their battle net page
shaking my head family you should know by now chances are so slim you'd have more chance of winning the national lottery
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>another wave of invites
>still nothing
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>>121247887
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>>121247887

>get invite
>pc can't handle the game

I'd rather just not have had it at all
>>
>>121248101
why did you sign up then FAGGOT
also post specs
>>
>>121247363

joke's on you, I only came to the general once I got in :^)
>>
>>121248101
your setup must be the worst of all time to not handle overwatch
>>
>>121248101
Give us your account senpai. We'll put it to good use.
>>
>>121248101
KILL YOURSELF
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>>121248101
THEN WHY DID YOU SIGN UP FOR IT GIGANTIC FUCKING FAGGOT SHIT NIGGER
>>
>>121248101
>have core2duo wolfdale 8400
>have gtx750
>still 50-60fps at 1080p with everything on low(game still looks great)

What fucking system do you have? Holy shit.
>>
>>121248101
dat bait
>>
>>121248484
>GTX 750
>50-60 FPS on low
holy fuck how did they fuck up the game this badly to have such a bad config
>>
>>121248101
kek if this is true
post screen
>>
>>121248634
The beta itself is very poorly optimized, pretty sure it'll be better on release.
My CPU is REALLY holding it back though. 750 will be more than enough for 100+ frames on all low if you don't have a cpu from 2010.
>>
bastion deleted when
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>>121248740
cant be worse than mine
>>
>>121248634

You gotta understand, the "low" settings still look amazing.
>>
>>121248942
what the fuck
sell your fucking ps4 and xbone and build a 500 dollar machine
>>
>>121248985
then maybe they should optimize it to be not so amazing looking on low settings, even in a beta. Not all of us play for pretty fucking pixels, i thought Blizzard out of all companies was aware of this really
>>
twitch tv/elegantfridge

i got in!
>>
>>121249272
>sweed
>>
>>121248985

fucking blizurd

I'm a pro I need my quake potato settings for 800 fps!
>>
What do you think Widow's ass smells like?
>>
>>121249495
Baguette.
>>
>>121249495
shit
>>
If I started drawing fanart, anyone think that would that increase my chances?
>>
>>121203338
yeah thats why its banned here pretty cool!
>>
>>121249495
semen
>>
>>121249495
Violets.
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>>121249495
>>
I want to fuck Pharah
>>
>>121249495
>tfw you will never bury your face in widowmaker's armpits
>>
>>121249796
HARAM
A A
R R
A A
MARAH
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>>121249890
>AARAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>121250084
ARRRROUGHGH
>>
got into OW with this new wave
one thing though

it's way faster than tf2 in terms of gameplay

already better than tf2, nice
>>
>>121248985
>make a graphic FPS where particles and effects are in your screen all over the place constantly
>not making low setting potato
Blizzard, im severely dissapointed jesus christ
>>
>>121250615
Of course it's faster.
It's not a gimmick fps.
>>
>>121250615
>>121250889
if you want to bait tf2fags go to their general
>>
All nationalities that are represented by women in this game, will be regarded as women to be fucked up in the ass, even if you are male.

Tough shit Britroaches, Frogs, Slavs, Worst Koreans, Ayyrabs, Poo in Looers and Chinks
>>
>>121251117
>chink
I would like to see my chink hero.
>>
>>121250630
>playing fps on photocopiers in 2015

You realize you could build a machine that can run TF2 at 200 fps for 200$ now don't you?
>>
>>121251117
>China and Korea represents by women.
>Japan represented by man.

METAPHORS.
>>
>>121250927
>going to the dead general of dead game
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>>121251117
Does it mean I can finally be the poor little white girl?
>>
>>121251603
Money isnt really the problem, my PC is getting a few new parts soon and I'm all good to go, but generally the idea of Blizzard games suddenly demanding is just something I'm uncomfortable with.
>>
>>121205138
>pic
damn, those were good times
>>
>>121251991
Same shit that happened with early hots. They'll eventually optimize it. Can't let that sweet sweet casual playerbase go to waste after all.
>>
>>121251991
It's not really all that demanding.
The recommended video card is a 660 or a 7950.
Which basically means a cheapshit 950 you can get for ~150$ will have you covered.
>>
Why is this general already 100% waifu faggotry? The beta has just started.
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>>121252229
No one can play the game.
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>>121252229
Because we can't play the game, asshole.
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>>121252229
Because nobody can actually play the game, so the general shot past the typical "Ran out of things to talk about" phase within the first day of it being live. Waifufagging is all there is, and all there ever will be.
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>>121206092
Time to re-watch some good ole gaki no tsukai episodes and wait for that invite that I'll never get. Then fap to widowmaker and cry myself to sleep and never ever get that invite.
>>
>wake up
>no invite
>cry
>repeat daily until invite
>>
why would you most want to sit on your face?

explain in detail why
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Shame Battlebore was rip that fast and didnt have any potential, but I did like me that mushroom guy's abilities and shit.
Blizzard, le funny trippy hippie mushroom character when?
>>
>>121252704
Symmetra.
Because I would get to have her perfect tight ball sack resting on my chin.
>>
>>121252779
What happened to Battleborn?
>>
>>121252961
it's garbage
>>
>>121252961
Battleborn was really meh and not worth the $60 price tag.
Gigantic has been on halt for the last 3 months due to massive technical problems.
Dirty Bomb was fine until they put classes behind a pay/grindwall that took 400 years.
>>
hanzo a best
>>
>>121252961
Anthony Burch
>>
>>121251991
I wish they would push the graphics more. Bigger maps, more players, better textures and effects.
>>
>>121252806
>not wanting widowmaker's monstrous sweaty cum factories on your lips
>>
>faggot champions dashing around and teleporting
>they end up on the end of my meathook and get a blast of nails in the face
>call Roadhog OP in chat
I'm a one man apocalypse
>>
>>121253250
Jamming your big meat hook right into those Waifus and giving them a blast to the face
>>
Are you guys ready for the "pro scene" to be nothing but a streamer circlejerk just like hearthstone?

It works so well for Blizzard. They get their free advertising and the streamers get more e-famous.

>TSM Summit1g

calling it now.
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>>121253054
>Dirty Bomb was fine until they put classes behind a pay/grindwall that took 400 years.
Literally 2 days of active playing and you get 50k
>>
Is it just me or are resplendent times a lot shorter than TF2? And it seems like they don't change as the timer goes down.

I like that a lot since it makes it more objective-based than deathmatch based. I was watching coolmatt's stream and when he gets a pick he wants the team to swarm instantly since they only get a few seconds of advantage (as opposed to TF2 which gives you 20 seconds).
>>
>>121253250
>>121253326
sweaty orc pig Roadhog ruining the waifus forever
>>
>>121253378
That's what happened in HotS.
Back in the alpha I played against and with the people that are on pro teams now and then the teams just filled with ex LoL pros.
This shit will just fill with CS washouts
>>
>>121253482
I meant respawn times, retarded autocorrect
>>
>>121253483
>item that makes it so if Roadhog melee kills, his victim is hanging from the hook attached to the nearest wall
Oh baby, Blizzard shills make this happen
>>
>>121253482
yup, but OW also has ults as a means of pushing.
>>
>>121253483
I want a game with only waifus and no disgusting pigs and rats
>>
http://oddshot.tv/shot/a-seagull-20151104103118457

:3 qt t b h
>>
>>121253783
thx for betatesting
>>
i kindly ask wheres my passage to this fine interactive video entertainment blizzard?
>>
>>121252617
>cpu on a video game cartridge
Those were the times AMD. Those were the times.
How the mighty have fallen.
>>
>>121253783
>more fun than TF2
>faster than TF2
>looks better than TF2
>cute girls play it unlike TF2

Overwatch for lyfe t b h.
>>
>>121254090
Don't forget the waifus
>>
>>121253689
Where's that aco thread with the guy doing sketches, I've got a request to make.
>>
>No one wants to draw Symmetra with her erect futa cock tenting her dress.

Soon.
>>
>>121254657
I'll draw her with a small girlcock.
>>
i cant fucking believe some people go blizz live chat, get a beta invite hooked up and get away with it
i really fucking hope they're announcing box price at blizzcon, this kekening is getting into my head

ALSO WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH CAPTCHA IM GONNA SHOOT UP GOOGLE HQ FUCKING HELL
>>
>>121255385
What's the matter robot-sama?

Is google getting too hard for you?
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>some kid actually made a post on reddit saying "poor me, being in beta is hard, all my friends hate me and I suck at the game
I want these people to KILL themselves
>>
Symmetria x Pharah
Brown is love, brown is life
>>
>Tracer
>Pharah
>Symmetra
>Mercy
>Widowmaker
>Zarya
>D.Va
>Mei-Ling

Since, we're in full waifu mode, is each one domme, sub or switch?
>>
>>121255814
>Tracer
sub
>Pharah
domme
>Symmetra
sub
>Mercy
sub
>Widowmaker
domme
>Zarya
domme
>D.Va
sub
>Mei-Ling
domme

tbqhwu
>>
>Open up Battlenet for the first time in a long time
>It starts downloading Overwatch
>Get excited
>Download finishes
>You are not invited

I feel bullied
>>
>>121255814
>Tracer
sub?
>Pharah
sub
>Symmetra
enjoys both
>Mercy
dom
>Widowmaker
not even into sex
>Zarya
definitely sub
>D.Va
dom?
>Mei-Ling
no idea
>>
>>121241523

Roadhog was meant to be a chicano.
>>
are a i5 3570k and 660 ti enough to play overhog?

I'm gonna update to a 970 in nigger friday
>>
>>121257191

>>121252223
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This game is so fucking fun. You guys are really missing out :^)
>>
>>121257191

>buying a 970

You're joking right?
>>
>tfw got an invite by calling blizzard support and claiming that i had recently lost access to OW beta from my account
>>
>>121257498
can you take a screenshot what the options menus look like? i'm interested what sort of things you can customize in the settings
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>>121257498
>Lucky enough to get into the overwatch beta
>Play bastion
>>
>>121257498
>>121258034
what he said, can you actually tone down those fucking effects to a certain extent?
>>
>>121233285
Don't expect people to know how to play after a week.
>>
>>121258034
>>121258529
There's a youtube video out there showing exactly what you want.
>>
>>121203610
Dota 2 is boring and complete shit. People are only now realizing it
>>
>>121234453
You must be shit at the game. Most my matches are 10 minutes long and alot of back and forth. Either that or you are fully ignoring teamplay and doing your own thing.
>>
That Mei journal looks so shit. Just why
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>>121258529
>>121258034

Here you go.

I have everything on ultra because I'm not poor

Things I don't like about the options menu though:
>AA drop down isn't clear which option is what kind of AA
>Render scale dropdown isn't clear what the scale is
>texture filtering doesn't tell you what type it is

I tried turning down settings but honestly with everything on max it feels as if I'm literally inside a pixar movie.
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who /learnmore/ here?
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>>121259024
thanks anon
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>>121259024
pretty plebby settings tbqh

>not having 144 hz monitor
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>>121259081
I'm /in/ here
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>>121259024

One thing that does bug the shit out of me is the limited sound options.

I want to be able to turn the music off, I also want to make certain stuff louder, but the sounds options are extremely limited.
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RATATATATATATA

Anyone who's in feel free to add me :3 Punchmonster#1973
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>>121259241
>11/2
No you're not
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Time for memes.
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>>121259684
Sorry I don't have screenshots for everyday on my phone :(
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just me or does junkrat sound like micolash from bloodborne?
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>>121259873
Sorry you're a lying faggot
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>>121260393
Kek whatever you say do you want me to post my email for the 100th time? The one everyone has seen except today it will say 7 days?
>>
>>121259251
i would expect them to add a separate music volume slider in future
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>>121259251
I never turned my music off but now that I think about it I've never heard music at all
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>>121259695
even if you dont have that ticked the fps is capped in such retarded way

basically it caps your fps at your monitor hz + 10

so if you have 60hz monitor your fps will be capped to 70

with 144hz monitor the cap is 154

etc.
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>>121260529
Of course not because it wouldn't prove shit except that you're a lying reposting faggot, faggot.
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>>121261091
If you do the match 7 days ago was last Wednesday, wave 2. If you look at the battle tag in the email you will see StillAlive. What's the name in the picture on the far left? >>121220831
>>
First for Tracer is the cutest!
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>>121261091
stop replying to stillalive
he's a tripfag that doesn't even play the game, he just gets off on telling people he's in
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>>121261306
>What's the name in the picture on the far left?
Faggot
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>Don’t Miss Out! Get your BlizzCon 2015 Virtual Ticket Today
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>blizzard mail
>dont forget to buy your virtual ticket
im bleeding from the chest
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>>121261409
I play, I just shit post for 12 hours a day at work.
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>>121259695

thats the first thing I will do when I get in, I enjoy that cinematic feel 30fps gives.
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>>121262116
Word.
Everyone should play on 30 fps mi negro.
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>>121237751
Do you think a girl would get upset if she found out the only reason you started dating her was because she looked like a fictional video game character?
>>
>>121262501

yes

she doesn't need to know tho
>>
>>121221359
All the money in the world won't make him taller or attractive.
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>>121262501
>fictional

Not in my head
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>>121259024
>60hz
>1440p
>not even the gsync
>not poor

you are poor
lmao
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Why do you guys have a general for a game you will not play until it gets to open beta?
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>>121263437
>you will not play
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>>121234853
>watching summit
>ever
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I gave in... Damn.

Also
>tfw fucking phone can't set wallpaper's center to main home screen properly
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>>121263642
Didn't he say he wanted to start a pro team?
>>
>>121259081
here
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>check my email
>oh shit, a letter from blizzard!
>Don’t Miss Out! Get your BlizzCon 2015 Virtual Ticket Today
AISAHDIAOP@HEO@PJOSAJDAJLSDIHADLKSADJKLASD:LJSAKD
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>>121259695
the true console experience
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>>121263437
to trigger tf2 people
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>>121261556
>>121261590
>>121264075

I'm gonna buy the fucking ticket!

No one stop me. I'm gonna do it.
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>>121264352
I would if it would guarantee Overwatch beta access.
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>>121264352
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HOW THE FUCK DO I BEAT THE LEARN MORE BOSS
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>>121265804
Blast it with piss.
>>
>>121265804
Blizzard live chat
Post on reddit
Start streaming something
Know someone popular
Know someone at Blizzard
Or dump all your points into luck and pray
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>>121265804
not happening
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>>121266349
where can i use the live chat? I'm sorry but I simply cant spot it
>>
>>121266561
who's the person slavsquatting behind widow supposed to be?
>>
>>121266568

Go submit a ticket, any option relating to MONEY will give you a livechat button.
>>
>>121266561
I want to LEARN MORE
>>
>>121266731
oh found it
feel kind of bad so I guess I'll not do it wasnt gonna beg but i wanted to show my specs and wonder if i can run it
>>
>>121266561
Source?
>>
>>121267046
if you beg for an invite,they will literally drop the call right there
>>
http://oddshot.tv/shot/a-seagull-20151104183048306
Reinhardt stronk
>>
for everyone trying your luck with live chat:
tell them you have a new credit card and were wondering if it could cause problems when doing a purchase with your bnet account. They will say it could indeed make a problem and to prevent this they will erase your current credit card info attached to your bnet, so you can add the new one. After they've done it, just go a head and try your luck with social engineering. Probably all comes down to who your talking with.
>>
>>121267672
>tfw a shy bad liar
feelsbadman
>>
>>121267672

Guy who got his key from livechat here, I didn't even do that, I just greeted the dude in a friendly manner and asked for a key.

PROTIP: they don't actually see what category you selected.
>>
>>121267861
Yeah I always feel guilty as well. Just remind yourself what Blizzard is actually doing and that there's literally nothing wrong jewing the jews.

>>121267994
You were just super lucky. Usually they tell you that they don't have the power to give you acces to the beta, which might actually be true.
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>tfw had literally 2 dreams about Overwatch
this kekening is getting out of hand
>>
>>121267861
just be yourself bro
>>
>>121268149

I know I was. All my friends tried and got told "we don't have the clearance for that sadly".
>>
>>121268149
>>121268179
cant really jew, my masterplan was to pretend i was dumbfound about what specs the beta requires so i could try work it from there, sadly the specs are already known so that wont cut it
GL to the actual brave ones here
>>
>>121268247

Oh, I looked through my steamchat with a friend, my exact line to the blizzard rep was:

"I was wondering if I could get an overwatch key to tide me over till LotV :)"
>>
>>121268151
>get a dream the famous Play button has appeared
>wake up
>Learn More :^)
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>>121268723
>realistic dream that I played beta last night
>wake up and turn on pc to learn it was just a vivid dream
>>
>>121267612
Came here to post this
I'm so fucking hype for reinhardt
>>
Don't forget to get your Blizzcon Tickets guys! We even sent you an email to remind you :^)
>>
>>121268151
>>121268723
>>121268854
I've had 5 dreams about the play button. Fuck you Blizzard.
>>
I cant believe Blizzard sunk so low that they encourage reddit users to beg and for people to use live chat to ask for a beta
is this how theyve always been?
>>
>>121269645
yes, this is how every blizzard beta is
it's like the cartmanland model
only let a few people in, let people go crazy, then release a founder's pack for the crazy people to buy
>>
>>121268595
I don't really believe you but I'm going to do it anyway. Which live chat did you go through?
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>>121270197
post results
>>
I can't stop thinking about Tracer. What should I do?
>>
>>121270403
Fap to it. I'm still waiting for any SFM porn
>>
Man I really wish a livechat dude somewhere is recording all the stupid shit people are doing to get into the beta and that gets released later in a gag reel.
>>
>>121270492
Man I really wish you would fuck off back to reddit you shilling blizzard drone
>>
>>121270492
>tfw i'm about to physically call their support line with my home phone and ask if I can have one
>>
does the live chat thing really work? Whats the worst that could happen besides them saying no? I mean they could get angry at all the people asking when they shouldn't be but honestly fuck them. If they don't invite us then they can get fucked.
>>
>>121270698
>Blizzard inc how can i help?
>h-h-hello i-i-i- was just wondering if i c.. if i c..
>hang up and cry in the corner
as far as i got
>>
>>121270467
I already fapped earlier. I still can't stop thinking about her. My dreams that I remember have had Tracer in them too
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>>121270716
1% chance.
"no sorry we can do that".
>>
>change battletag for the fuck of it, had nameless#509
>i'm not #11978

AWH FUCK I didn't realize it changed the goddamn numbers too.
AHHHHHHHHHH
>>
im gonna have to drink myself into daring to live chat for a beta access
seriously this sucks but so be it ;_;
>>
>>121271502
dude nothings bad gonna happen
they will just tell you "dude no lmao read da faq" and that's it. maybe you even get lucky and you actually get a key, but certainly nothing negative will happen.
>>
>messaging blizzard for years to try to get name change
>they keep telling me it ain't happening and to fuck off
>jerma mentions he doesn't like being squeakysquawk anymore, and a support guy offers to change it
fucking hell, this shit is all so unfair
>>
>>121271870
yeah well get used to it senpai
its how it goes these days
>>
>>121271934
>get used to it
no, this kek attitude has to stop
it's what brought is this far in the first place
why can't 4chan raid anymore and make a difference like in the old days?
>>
>>121271934
>>121270815
>>121270716
>Call actual blizzard line, automated voice line tells me to make a ticket and hangs up.
Fuck.
>make live support for bullshit reason, go through the steps, ask to be flagged
>says they can't do that
>make another ticket, different guy
>flat out ask to be flagged
>he says he can't do that and i close chat
>open another one
>ask to be flagged
>no
>open one more
>ask to be flagged
>no

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>121272383
try to be more social and make a little performance
they want to be entertained anon
dance for your beta key monkey boy! :^)
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>>121272285
>we are leejun lets do some epic raids /b/ro xD

I'm not literally 15 anymore.
>>
make new thread this one is dead
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>>121272506
Ahhh so you are the fallen/uncaring hero. A proud hero who once fought for a cause, but is now a lethargic waste who believes nothing can change.
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Who /mischief/ here?

>See AMA thread
>get a wonderful idea
>what if I ask a unique and somewhat intersting question
>get plenty of le upboats
>devs answer question
>get access
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>>121272506
you think you can fool me with that?
you're a fucking c u c k and that's about it
now go back watching streamers while furiously fapping to the learn more button in your battle net client
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>>121272285
Because you can go to jail for this shit now retard. It's not the mid 2000s anymore.
>>
>>121272770
go to live chat and ask them to let you play Team Fortress 3 beta cause you played 2 :^)
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>>121272653
Because nothing changes.
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>>121273307
c u c k
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>>121273307
I bet people in prison get Overwatch access before us.
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palette swaps when?
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>>121273969
fuck em that is so much better
>>
>>121273969
WHEN I CAN PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME
THEY BETTER FUCKING ANNOUNCE BOX PRICE AND RELEASE DATE DURING BLIZZCON
FUCKING NAZIS
>>
new t h r e a d
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>>121274052

it will be free to play with cosmetics
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>>121275356
no it wont
theres no proof either so dont start this discussion anon
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