Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

Where the FUCK is Maiev????

fourth for rehgar is the best

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second snowmen

Fourth for Nova being literally Gold Tier

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REHGAR

>>121189871
yeah you sound like a real tough guy

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Tyrande is the most fun hero in the game by far

is there ever any situation where March of the Dark King is useful?

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Li Li is so fun and cute. Why do you not have the master skin yet?

You're all a bunch of faggots and I hope you end up like Senjinn.

>>121190728
jokes on you, I don't leave my house

>>121190632
I know I am, I suplex gang thugs daily, but I still want to know if this team comp works in hero league/team league

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>>121190650
priestess dress skin for tyrande when?

>>121190728
I'm too scared to ride a motorcycle though

>>121190650
>big ass
>game changing stun
>both ults are viable
>cool trait
>heal is small but useful
>owls are cute and fun
she's top tier

So are the Heroes Finals just going to be for those that bought Blizzcon tickets or will it actually be on twitch?

>>121190924
Fully exposed ass skin when

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Reminder that this game is too zoomed in

>>121191128
>hurr hurr I'll be clever by claiming the commonly accepted definition for a faggot is a loud motorcycle rider like that episode of South Park I saw

You put penises in your mouth and anus, while being a general annoyance and aggravation to others from your mere presence.

>>121191409
>Sonya and Jojo will never spitroast you while Valla teases your nipples

>>121190878
Your best chance is in giving your opponents an aneurysm in sheer disbelief at how any 5 people on earth could be this retarded.

>>121191409
No, he was in an accident and posted pictures yesterday

>>121190345
Anon, pls, fat tit edition
it was served up on a plate

This thread is young, but there's already people here who don't have more than 50k gold and a considerable amount of heroes unlocked without paying a single cent.

>>121191409
he didnt imply anything like that, at all, being so overly defense does make you look like a faggot though

>>121191595
>believing anything Senjinn says

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GOD DAMN I HATE MY TEAM SO MUCH IF ONLY EVERYONE WAS AS GOOD AS ME I'D BE TOP 10 NA AND AND... diablo is fun as fuck but I'm shit with him and thats why we lost

>>121191990
>but I'm shit with him
yes I can see that

>>121191749
I own a lot of heroes, except I spent gold on 3 master skins and the coin mount so I wasted that 50k gold. Not that the few heroes I'm missing are anything I'm eager to get like Rexxar, monk, thrall and butcher. I'm only at like 8k gold for now.

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Post yfw senjinn is not gonna make it

>>121192596
none of us are going to make it

>>121191749
I own every hero but I paid for many of them on sale and a couple on release.

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>>121192465
Well, that's okay anon. I just like to keep a bit of gold, just in case some amazing (or limited) day 1 purchase is released.

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I need pictures.

Picture of Sonya being cute/sexy.

>>121192993
I finally hit 150k, but I feel more empty than ever inside

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA_8TY9Z5Zg

looks cheap

>>121193852
looks awesome

>>121193227
How come, anon? With money comes fun!

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I own Muradin, Uther, Jaina, Thrall, Raynor, and Malfurion.

Thinking about getting Gazlowe next, but I kind of want to buy the pig mount and Uther's master skin and if I get Gazlowe I can't afford the skin. What do?

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>>121193998

not gonna judge before watching, but from what i see it looks considerably low budget

>>121194210
you cant buy the pig mount anymore

>>121194403
>>121193852
why the fuck did they do live action, should've just done it like the in-game cinematics

>>121194426
Well shit.

>playing hero league solo queue
>first team mate instalocks Vikings
>we win

>playing hero league solo queue
>first team mate instalocks gazlowe
>we lose

>>121194701
>overpowered cancer wins
yes?

>>121194701
>the hero with the highest winrate wins
I AM IN DOUBT

>>121194838
Fuck you man, I'm trying to feel good here because I won for once.

>>121194574
Normies won't watch that.

>>121194945
that's nice but not impressive. Vikings are incredibly hard to counter if the person playing them has more than a brain cell per Viking

>>121195089
Vikings are hard to counter if YOU as their opponent do not have more than one brain cell per rank point.

>>121194994
It looks like gayass lord of the rings shit
many people watched that

>>121194994
Hell, I won't watch that, and I bought the Dragon Age anime.

>>121195260
>Takada trying to defend his cancer
just counter their free invincibility, speed bonus, and XP soak, then get 1/4 XP for your trouble while the other 6 members of their team do something else

>>121195419

come now, anon, who are you trying to kid. the most i'd believe is that you'll just pirate it.

>>121195260
Either you're really bad at vikings, or are spewing bullshit

>>121195546
>not having Valla, Illidan, or Raynor on constant Viking duty making them dead the instant they enter lane

how's rank 30 treating ya

>Join with /vg/ meme master
>HL
>Plays Jaina like a suicidal dummy
>"I'm 2700 MMR check out my Hotslogs"
>He's 2621 MMR in QM
>1643 MMR in HL
W E W
E
W

L A D
A
D

>>121195757
>the counter to Vikings is to make the 7v5 a 6v4

>>121195961
>the counter to Vikings is to shitpost about muh unbeatable hero on /hotsg/

you've never seen the magic happen.

>Getting Lost Vikinged
>Down 3 levels
>Everyone else on my team is dead
>5 push + Dragon heading to core
>See Erik alone top
>Lost anyway decide to go kill the little fuck
>Hit him point blank with all 4 of my spells and and several auto attacks
>Eventually the viking player notices and sprints away

Just kill them :^)

Chen

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>Heroes Panel – Hero Deep Dive
>Join the Heroes of the Storm development team to take a closer look at some of the new heroes coming to the Nexus.
>2:15 p.m. – 3:15 p.m. PST

soon

>>121196272
>I'm bad and my team sucks balls
>it's vikings fault I lost

EBIN
B
I
N

>>121196481
this

>Bait leap and sprint on olaf mid
>Illidan and Valla gank the other two as soon as their overpowered cooldowns end
>My team gains 0.5 exp
>Vikings instantly revive on Olaf and continue soaking

Ebin

>tfw 4 of your teammates end up in your lane early game trying to kill a tank with a healer for some reason
holy shit, fuck off, and they just let the enemy push the bottom lane to our core

>>121196605
just kill them all at the same time
just hope they take Longboat
just hope their team throws

>>121196503
I am so fucking hype my god. I don't even have a Blizzcon ticket, but i'll be paying attention to reddi------I mean /hotsg/ for the news.

Why is everyone so anally blasted about TLV?
I usually pick Abathur or BW if the situation permits it, if not, Kael, Azmodan and lots of other heroes can make sure that even if they get an XP lead, they will have a huge disadvantage during teamfights.

>>121196873
The longboat nerfs were truly the worst thing to ever happen to this game.
It was never good but since its useless now everyone is beginning to pick up play again.

>>121196901
here for shit talk, there for slobbering blizz knob

I am conflicted though, apparently deep dive is nothing but upcoming heroes, no swimwear

>a QM without a shitty aba

i've waited two days for this

>>121197282
Yeah, I main Jaina and i dont see what the big deal with TLV is. They arent even as slippery or threatening as an octograb Murky.

>>121197545
I've been playing QM exclusively these past two weeks after exclusively playing HL. Probably 75% of my games have Abathur in them, and if he's not on a team he compliments well, it's a guaranteed loss for that side.

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>>121196503
So what part of Blizzcon is free? Nothing but the opening? Is there a way around that? 30 bucks is outrageous.

Also, that's a cute picture.

>Enemy team picks double Warrior (Jo and Anub)
>We take Raynor and Valla
>Smash them 18-0 in under 20 minutes.

>Another double Warrior team (Chen and Muradin)
>We take Karazhim and Lili
>They don't even get a single one of us under 50% the entire game

Is this just a shitty meme comp, because I can never see it being good against anything other than a no-sustained dps team, and one of the Warriors has to be named Sonya.

>>121198031

i would rather see stitches than abathur on my team. in the wrong hands, aba is just a match-long 4v5.

>>121197606
Most vikings you see below 3700 mmr are shit who're carried by their hero being broken. Once you get past low masters. or try playing them assuming you're not a shitter, you'll see how overpowered they are for yourself.

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>>121198090
The championship games will be free to watch.
Im sure whatever they say in the panels will show up online immediately, I dont know if there is enough interest for anybody to host streams

>>121198090
Honestly you really aren't missing anything. All the trailers they show they will post. You miss some panel questions, maybe some art work which someone will probably post anyways. There's really no reason for the ticket unless you're a die hard fan or you want all the goodies.

before choosing a melee character, the game should give you a popup that asks "are you a pussy?" and if you answer yes it permanently locks all melee characters so you can't ever use them EVER, so sick of people playing melee heroes afraid to get close to people, I'M GONNA HEAL YOU, THAT'S WHY I'M THERE

>>121193187
just look for dragon's crown amazon pictures and shoop her hair red

>>121198583
Ohhh ok thanks boss i'll just charge right in as Butcher and-------woah hey i'm dead man what happened to that healing?

>>121198560
>>121198570
I am quite the fangrill, but only for this game. Can't give two shits about Starcraft or something though. I wont be getting the ticket for sure, but a part of me would like to see the spectacle in whole.

>>121198583
>play with /vg/ memester
>he only plays melee assassins
>he always dives
>he always has double the deaths of the rest of the team combined
>the twist that memester is you

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Playing Aba makes it the easiest to blame every single loss on the rest of your team. Always the least deaths, even the shittest abas should manage to top atleast one stat, and its the rest of the team who failed to get the objective, not you

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>>121198583
But what if you are playing a melee character and you are the healer?

>>121195546
Plz no bully.

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Who has read some /lili/ lore and can agree that she has seen some absofruitly terrifying events. Under normal circumstances, this bitch should have some 11/10 ptsd but huzzah for fantasy.

>>121199602
>lili
>lore

Lol. She has no lore.

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>>121199602
Id rather ignore her getting her uncle killed

>>121199602
link? sounds interesting?

>>121198860
>>121199287
>>121199383
I meant tanks specifically, but it applies to all melee characters loosely

>>121199805
not uncle, but family friend Bo

welp, i finally hit rank 1 again
see you guys next reset or event

>>121198090
>hey guys we have a marketing event
>buy this 30 dollar ticket so you can watch it
>here's some virtual shit that we scraped together so you can justify this retarded purchase
humanity is THIS stupid

>grrr those annoying ads are everywhere
>i'll pay 30 bucks to see ads for things i like :^)

Li Li is the worst support. Literally only good for her healing ult.

Why do you guys circlejerk over the little shit so much?

>>121195931
>Believing that anyone from this shithole is good at the game

>>121200596
with the highest winrate in every rank above bronze

you arent bronze, are you, Anon

>>121193187
She is CUTE

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>>121200776

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>>121200445
;~;

>>121201725
thanks Takada
Ok <3% behind tlv 0.1% behind tyrande

What the fuck is this gay ass filter senpai, baka desu

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>>121199805
>>121199805
>>121199805
>>121199602

So, a grown up Lili would look like this? Or are WoW pandas fat when they grow up?

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>>121202326

>>121202384
you're gay senpai

>>121202469
Fat and not remotely as cute and fun

Just bought TLV
Time to shit up their win/loss stats

>>121202717
Wow look at this broken character being top of the leaderboard once again.

>>121202469
Somebody post the picture where Li Li's still wearing the same outfit she had years ago. You can see her butt!

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>>121202469
>>121203819
If Li Li ever grows up the c ucks over at blizz better give her a unique non fat panda model

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Jesus fuck

>Activision Blizzard purchased Candy Crush Saga developer King Interactive Entertainment last night for a cool $5.9 billion USD; about 20% above market value. The move likely leaves them owning five of the top grossing franchises in the industry. "Candy Crush is one of the most lucrative games in the world, earning some $1.33 billion in revenue in 2014 alone according to a King financial statement. The studio, which operates Candy Crush and a number of similar games including Bubble Witch and Farm Heroes, grossed $529 million in the second quarter of 2015."

Blizzard PLS

>>121204621
>youre gittin b& even if you spoil it
sad but true

>>121204825
Candy Crush heroes when

>>121204825
They can't put any money into hots because they've been saving for candy crush.

Do people still play that?

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>>121205395
Ive posted it before unspoiled even

>>121205603
Crandy crush mount in heroes for winning 100 candy games
Heroes candy for reaching level 9 in hots

>>121204825
Candy Crush world championships at blizzcon 2016

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Fat tits l edition.

Which Blizzard females have fat tits?

>>121191749
made 100k and bought 19 characters since June.
I won't have free gold for at least year

>>121206027
there is a clear difference between fat tits and cow tits Anon
Blizz doesnt really do cow tits

>>121206027
I thought the light reflecting off the pool onto her tits were stretch marks.

>>121206210

Maybe I have a misunderstanding. Enlighten me on the difference.

Fucking shitters don't retreat when I tell them to retreat, they just keep pushing in farther and farther until, woops! "I'm 1 hp better start turning around now!" nope I'm dead, now the enemy is pushing our core! FUCKING IDIOT GOD DAMMIT THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE 5X AS MANY DEATHS AS EVERYONE ELSE, I'm so fucking pissed about having to play with these people, like how do you even get to level 40 being this braindead retarded

>>121206584
tyrandes would be fat, your post would be cow
blizz only goes so far

>>121206889

I've been arguing with people all day about this. So is Tyrande as far as they go?

>>121206737
>these people
but aren't you one of 'these people' f️a️m

>>121206737
you don't have to win to level

I see unranked 40s bitching on twitter about being matched with lvl 10s and you can't tell if it's bad mm or just where they belong

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This must be the 'Sonya takes Leap at 10 and 20' effect, losing a game they would otherwise have snowballed as they were winning beforehand

murky was on point as well, proper style

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>>121204825
Thanks Blizzard, I'll never walk again.

>>121199878
Here's what I wrote up last time I threw this in /hots/.
So Li Li's stuff is in 4 collective places.
The first is Li Li's Travel Journal is a bunch of her adventures with her uncle Chen about the continent that was unlocked when the Mists of Pandaria expansion pack came out.
http://us.battle.net/wow/en/game/lore/destination-pandaria/lilis-travel-journal/1
The first 4 parts are the beginning of her story. When the 5'th part hits, enter in the graphic novel.
Second part - Pearl of Pandaria is the interlude of that tells of when she first ventured into Azeroth to go find her Uncle who was very busy influencing the Horde and Alliance by helping key characters seemingly at random. Her friend, Bo, is there to help her and is consistently trying to convince her to go home back to the giant sea turtle that the pandas live on (Pandaria is still unknown at this point - there's actually a fuckton of pandas there but the ones that live on the turtle dont know that)
Anyway, lots of stuff happens and Bo eventually gets murdered right in front of her while Chen came out of no where to save her at the last second.
They go home back to the turtle for a while.

>>121207007
maybe alexstraza it's hard to judge based on wow because they use so many generic models

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>>121207345
Enter in the third part: Quest for Pandaria which is very extensive in comparison. It's all about how Li Li goes out with Chen back to Azeroth to try and find Pandaria (the panda continent that is still hidden by mist). They learn life lessons on the way with each part connecting to the awkward/tense family argument that revolves around Li Li's dad (her mom died in a storm while on a fishing boat).
This entire story has so many themes squeezed into it, it's not even funny. Shockingly similar to Game of Thrones in how a ton of people die very violently.
Through a lot of fortunate and (mainly) unfortunate events, Li Li and Chen finally end up finding Pandaria completely by accident after they survived a very unconventional battle between two Horde and Alliance ships way out in sea.
Enter the last part of Li Li's lore - the rest of Li Li's Travel Journal (parts 5-11) which go on about checking out all of the locations that the player would get to see once they got their hands on the expansion.
Some of it actually refer to the pandas getting assistance from "travelers" who are the players. Eventually it comes to an end with Li Li and Chen's family getting ready to do the final battles of saving Pandaria versus some evil with the help of the Alliance, Horde, and travelers.
Which I imagine is concluded with the finale of the expansion which I never played because I was done with WoW after Cataclysm (the expansion before)

>>121207569

Between Tyrande and Alexstrasa. Got it. Yeah I hate having to decide between concept art and in-game models.

>>121206737
>Fucking shitters don't retreat when I tell them to retreat
people think you are fucking off playing armchair general.

>>121207768
the space goats are stacked too, when we get one in hots, she might be biggest

>>121208467
Space goats?

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senjinn here

threadly reminder that you would all be very sad and regretful if i died during my surgery tomorrow. stuffed animals and anthrax should be sent to

1044 Belmont Avenue Youngstown, OH 44501. Room 5422B. Patient Name - Eric Gbur

all of my limbs are broken in some way aside from my right leg and i have a catheter in my dick

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>>121208467
I do hope they put a female draenei hero in. I don't think they are the biggest though. They have the biggest butts though.

>>121207159
no, I just wanna play support, but it's hard to lead your team when you're supposed to be supporting, your other teammates have to kind of know what to do without me having to explain anything to them and if they're gonna be retarded then they should at least get some map awareness

>>121209086
Please die.

>>121209086
I'll help carry the casket when you die for old times sake

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>>121209318
next motorcycle season, maybe
>>121209409
snoke, is that you?

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Best Li Li skin?

Go.

>>121209767
Only the one piece swimsuit can beat festival Li Li. But the master skin is nice too.

>>121209882
One piece swimsuit?
Nigga you cray cray.

>>121209086
>>121209563
>>121209409
>>121209318
I always thought that if senjinn was gonna die, he'd do it because of a sniper's bullet he forgot to take spell shield against

>>121209563
I hope you have health insurance. Otherwise RIP anyways.

>>121209563
This is not your blog, fuck off.

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>>121209767
I think I remember taking that pic a long time ago. Didn't even have a scanner. Turned out well.

I got 20,000 gold. Should I go for the Doubloon mount or buy Leoric?

>>121210907
Coin mount

>>121210907
Save until friday. Wait to see if any hero interests you. If not blow it all on the mount.

>>121211551
Don't do this, blow all your money RIGHT NOW

>>121210907
>Actual game content like heroes or a worthless cosmetic item
Gee boss
But yeah wait until blizzcon to blow up your gold

>>121210778
I have the book to my right personally.

Any guesses for which classic character they will be announcing on friday, if any?

>>121212256
None. But I'd like Tomator just so the Vikings have a villain.

>>121209086
if you die then why did I waste $2 on postage to you

>>121209767
I like explorer for the shorts and how they do her hair

>>121212256
Kel'Thuzad, Li-Ming, Cho'gall, Fenix.

>>121212723
I'll be pretty disappointed if this is it. But I guess it could be a lot worse.

>>121212356
I feel confident there'll be a character to generate hype.

>>121212256
Gul'dan, Maiev, Fenix and some meme hero

>>121212723
>>121213002
>Fenix
Fucking delusional. God damn it, jesus with you guys.

>>121212939
Well it sure as hell won't be a classic character that does that. The only classic character they have that would generate some hype is Vikings and people still didn't that hype over them.

>>121210907
don't spend gold on a cosmetic item, buy any heroes you could total to 20k because you could have more fun in the long run.

>>121212256
Lothar, Orgrim, Khadgar, Durotan

Literal Legends.

>>121213271
cosmetic items are fun
clearly you haven't ridden the troll with tychus

>>121213154
I think it's pretty safe to say that we'll get some Starcraft hero considering the fact that Starcraft gets a new game soon

>>121213578
That's a fuckton of protoss in the game, then. Why not a zerg?

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This was a good one. We were constantly a bit ahead throughout until we hit a brick wall when they got 20 - suddenly I realised we didn't have a tank and they had a Johanna constantly in our face. Lost three and I almost thought the game was over until I realised Raynor took Raiders and they couldn't attack our core.

I'm not sure if it's a glitch, but sometimes after Shadowstalk ends, Tyrande won't autoattack anything if she's just standing in range of enemies but you haven't clicked on a specific one. Also turns out Murky's OctoGrab lunge has a deceptive range, I see him chuck out the puffa fish and hit Sprint to run for it, only for him to dive forward a good few metres. Luckily Uther divine shields me and after a comprehensive throw by the enemy, we get the DK and end it.

Also I'm hardly the best pilot for this hero, but fuck me, no wonder she gets constantly banned in competitive.

With Athanasius, who is a damn site better than they think they are.

>>121213578
We just fucking got 2 SC heroes. No need for another right now.

>>121213154
They've mentioned wanting to make Fenix, but couldn't at the time because Leoric just released and they didn't want to release to many characters with rebirth mechanics close to each other.

>closing ceremony by linkin park

>>121212256
blackthorne
next year rock n roll racing

>>121215776
i am so hyped. IVE BECOME SO NUMB!!!!!!

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>>121215776

alright you bronzies ya boy gucci is going to blizzcon. first what should i write on the graffiti wall and 2nd on sat from 11:30-12:30 during the hots state of the game if the devs open a q&a session what question should i ask?

>>121216762
Ask them if they purposely keep the game unbalanced so that people will keep spending money on whatever hero happens to be OP that week

>>121216762
>what should i write on the graffiti wall
"git gud"

>if the devs open a q&a session what question should i ask?
Legit can't think of a question I'd ask them. They all just sort of boil down to "what's coming up", which I'm sure they'll spend the majority of their time answering.

>>121198031
>compliments

It's complement, anon.

>>121216762
Ask them when they will pay respect to literal legends like Lothar and Orgrim.

>>121216762
Why would they make a hero like Artanis who is completely shit.

>>121216762
ask about lewds and speeding up hero releases

>>121217184
No, he had it right the first time. Abathur is a very nice slug and doesn't work well with people that don't accept his compliments.

>>121217024
got it senpai i'll write "git gud" and i'll ask if they purposely keep the game unbalanced so ppl will keep spending money on the FOTM. also i'll try and get a few canada uther skins for my fellow memers i know they are giving them away at the hilton wowhead party on thursday i'll see what other skins i can come up with.

>>121209086
what's the sensation of a catheter in your dick? how thick is this catheter?

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>>121209086
you better make it you shitter so you can see me upgraded to silver soon.

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So now that we know Garrosh is next, who else is gonna be in HoTS soon?

>>121220580
mylune

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What's your record today /Hotsg/?

1-9 in HL

Tilted as fuck right now

>>121220580
>tfw mortal strike soon
thank you based Warchief

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>when you see it

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Is the Medic worth 10,000 gold?

>>121221848
No

>>121221848
no

where do you see these models

I need to see the novazon one for scientific purposes

>>121221031
>because Garrosh is a warrior that will just copy and paste mortal strike

Yeah I seriously doubt it.

>>121220580
>Garrosh is a modified Hulk sprite

>>121224078
He is gonna be a standard warrior.
I doubt he will get any Sha-related skill from Siege of Orgrimmar.
Maybe his ultimate is summoning a bunch of patron.

>>121221848
Would Artanis be worth 10k?

>>121225017
no

0-4 senjinn dies tomorrow
5-9 senjinn survives

>>121221848
As someone who actually likes playing Medic. No she isn't.

>>121225460
:^(

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Playing Illidan like

"No matter what we breed
We still are made of greed
This is my kingdom come
This is my kingdom come

When you feel my heat
Look into my eyes
It's where my demons hide
It's where my demons hide
Don't get too close
It's dark inside
It's where my demons hide
It's where my demons hide

When the curtain's call
Is the last of all
When the lights fade out
All the sinners crawl

So they dug your grave
And the masquerade
Will come calling out
At the mess you made

Don't want to let you down
But I am hell bound
Though this is all for you
Don't want to hide the truth"

>>121225460
rip

14k gold saved up as a level 23, I am really enjoying Tyrande and will definitely pick her up after this week, What other hero should I turn my gaze to if I really enjoyed playing as Leona in Assfaggots?!

>>121228284
Look up the Warrior heroes like Johanna, Diablo or ETC if you like hard engage tanks.

What do you want from blizzcon /hotsg/ ?

>>121228284
Johanna is pretty good if you like leona

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>>121229774
i want championship games taht go all the way and are not one sided.

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Morales is so damn good. Pairing her and a Sonya is pretty much unstoppable

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>>121193187
Why is she eating with Lin?
Oh man, Lin and Sonya's lesbian adventures would be the best game

>>121221848
Yes
Best healer in the game if you're good and don't waste your mana. Her W skill is amazing

>>121229774
Faster releases

>>121230549
Not based on how many games she wins

>>121230549
>>121230235
>medic is good
sonya will make any support look good.

>>121230179
>>121228578
Ok, I will save up that Goldaroonie for Johanna

>>121230235
Yeah no, medic is trash

>>121231435
Her winrate on hotslogs is rising quickly. Her ability to save other heroes with W and heal multiple targets quickly makes her amazing. She also has the best self-healing in the game, and her stim ult is incredible if you have a Sonya or Butcher on your team

>>121231167
You can also try them out on the shop to see if you like their play. If you like landing Leona's spears, Sonya's spear is the same thing.

>>121231743
>Her ability to save other heroes with W and heal multiple targets quickly makes her amazing.

Any tank can just bully her nonstop making Medic's team have no front line. She doesn't heal multiple targets

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>>121193852
>Lothar
>using a gun
>guns
>during the the First War
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>121193852
This looks like shit, the human stuff looks really cheesy.

>>121193852
I love how this looks like a cheap rip off of lotr. Just like the original WoW. Blizzdrones will defend this.

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>>121231646
Them Draenei need some good BGC all over and inside of them.

>>121233137
I seriously hope this isn't the final cgi and that they'll improve it until release.
Some of it really looks shit.
Did the Orcs eat up the entire cgi budget or what?

>>121233381
No one likes rapists

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>>121233838
>Did the Orcs eat up the entire cgi budget or what?
Yep, they tried really hard with the orc CGI but then had no money left over for the rest. It's like you can see the green screen.

I think they are mostly done, it was suppose to come out I think around december but they pushed it back when universal thought it would make a good summer blockbuster.

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>>121233854
Yrel plz
>>121234051
They probably didn't want to compete with Star Wars as well.
Man, I hope the Orcs are worth it because some of the cgi looks horrible. Maybe they'll still improve on it or at least don't show too much bad cgi.

Why is this game son unpopular compared to shitty mobas like lol? The player numbers are low as fuck

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>>121234180
DISMANTLING INTENSIFIES

>>121234363
Because blizzard didn't market it at all, they thought that letting streamers into the alpha/beta was all they had to do in the current moba market.

That and the game has shitty mm with not many heroes, slow releases and lack of communication/new information. The game literally was built on hype and they can't even do that, in the beta they were struggling to release heroes in an already small pool ever 6-8 weeks. It's fun to play, just not that fun to watch so their streamer hyped plan with twitch didn't pan out very well.

>>121234670
they are using the streamer tactic in every of their betas. Like they have the overwatch beta now and people were pissed of because their "random" beta invations into the closed beta included 95% of streamers
So it's having an opposite effect actually.
It's a shame since i am trying hots and its fun

>>121234363
>>121234670
The competition also has millions and millions of players with years invested.

The greatest mmo ever could pop up tomorrow, but its going to have a hell of a time competing with wow, especially if tries to price itself the same way, only more expensive

What is the best hero for causing massive burst damage to other heroes?

>>121234061
BW is fun and cute

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>>121235378
massive burst in my pants

>>121235378
kael

>>121235519
Jaina is so cute

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>>121235519
>ywn snuggle with Jaina under a warm blanket after spending the entire night studying

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Why aren't they teasing out any new information at all for hots? Even overwatch that just went into closed beta teased out a new hero.

>>121235664
she likes them big and green anyway

>>121235767
they game is dead, they just don't care anymore

>>121235540
how come?

>>121235767
saving it for blizzcon this weekend
Kind of fucked, especially since we are supposed to get a new hero Tuesday

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>>121235664

>>121235874
Yeah, overwatch is saving it for blizzcon too, but they at least are giving people something to talk about, like what are her abilities going to be. There is zero to talk about in regards to hots since they aren't hinting at anything.

>>121235874
>especially since we are supposed to get a new hero Tuesday
Damn, plz be someone awesome. The hype from Blizzcon followed by a release three days later better be worth it.

>>121235867
You seem like a new player and he is one of the easiest assassins to play well, he is safe but still one of the strongest assassins in the game.

>>121236054
It's probably going to be late. They have been pretty shitty at actually doing the 3 week releases

>>121236171
They changed it to 4 weeks now when they had their interviews at gamescom. So we will be getting balance patches every 8 weeks.

>>121236118
>new player
yes
>easiest assassins to play well, he is safe but still one of the strongest assassins in the game.
sounds good, will definitely try him out

>>121236118
Also what is the best region to play in? Europe or usa? I am talking about the player community quality.

>>121236217
artanis was 3 after medic

>>121236171
>>121236217
They've been pretty regular with the 7 week schedule. For a while now it's been 3 weeks for the hero with no patch, and then 4 for the balance patch hero. They've done this even after the gamescom interview.

>>121236342
was 4 - 3 if you were a good goyim.

>>121236320
EU has more players and probably better players, but I don't play on it much.

>>121236420
No, it was 2 for the preorders and 3 for normal release.

>>121236420
Pretty sure it was only 2 for people with the bad/good goy hook up

>>121236479
>>121236483
i swear it was 3 and 4 without the goyim, but 2 against 1 so you are probably right

>>121236420
and if you were a bad goy :^)

>>121190426
Maiev first hero post in the thread, Maiev being released at blizzcon confirmed.

>QM
>Our lineup is Abathur, murky, morales, tass, artanis
Man this is the fastest ive left a game

>>121235767
people already are already expecting heroes and they have 3 hours to fill anyway

>>121235981
hots has indirect disappointment amongst franchises. better to just spare everyone the childish "we have enough X" complaints for a few days

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>>121235874
Plz be Cho'gall

>>121237368
>people already are already expecting heroes and they have 3 hours to fill anyway
They should tease out at least one of them or even a picture of one of them. No one is talking about anything related to hots because they barely ever talk about the game as it is.

When it's struggling, that is no time to stop talking about the game for long stretches. They should be getting people excited for the hots panels.

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>>121190650
the feel when u snipe abathur from with double owl on 20
my fav hero is zagara tho

>>121237685
agreed.

Also the artanis 2 week release was really sweet. 1 hero every 2 weeks or 2 every 5 would be a vast improvement

Top 3 heroes right now?

>>121239676
Lili
Lili
Chen (but also Lili)

>>121239676
tyrande tassadar jaina

>>121239676
based on hot dogs
tlv
tyrande
Li Li

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>>121239676

>>121190702
when your team has a ETC

>king of the mosh pit

>no swapping
>lagging drops your FPS
>no unit select

>have fun game with some guy
>game ends
>instinctively click leave score screen
>can't add him at all no matter what you do

Goddamn, it's like they wanted this game to fail. Either that or they just gave up

>>121195931
>hotslog
I didn't know that was a thing, apparently I'm 2945. is that decent?
I only play this game a few weeks every couple months to goof with my old friends when I get bored of the current dota2 patch

>>121240975
around here people pretend they are 4k
a couple are

>>121240975
around 4k is decent
most people here are sub 3k

>>121240975
(MMR): 2904
most of the time i just do dailies and stuff
not too serious
so i guess its above average casuuuuuuls?

>>121190702
every single team fight
>battlefield of eternity
>upgrade death march at 20
>can easily hit whole enemy team at immortal
>drain hope on 5 people
>literally unkillable unless they back off because CC won't stop it

>>121240975

It may not be accurate if you haven't uploaded every single one of your matches, though.

>>121242385
I just downloaded that thing, why does it send the site my replays?

>>121242792
other players upload them

>>121220580
But anon, those pictures are 1½ years old.

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>>121242357
Don't spread lies like that somebody might actually believe you. The drain only applies on the 3rd swing and is super easy to avoid and even if by some miracle does hit easily broken tether.

Any Leoric that doesn't take Spectral Leech or in some very extreme cases Hardened Shield is 200% retarded.

>>121244392
it doesn't work with every comp and map but death march is definitely viable

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>>121220580
I'd prefer Grom but a true warrior Orc with a big axe that smashes people to bits is what I need.
Thrall is good in this regard but I need a more savage big guy.

>2950 MMR team
>they refuse to team up

How is this possible

What's the HotS equivalent of 5300 in dota 2?

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>>121246342
Because MMR is completely meaningless outside of the very bottom and very top as well as 5mans only.

>>121244860
>tfw there's already a character that says "that's for making Garrosh Warchief" when they kill Thrall
I can't wait for the bantz when Garrosh comes for real

>>121246342
match making is also questionable

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>>121246419
Maybe 400 or so since nobody that actually plays dota 2 could ever be considered intelligent.

>>121246756
:)

>>121235874
No we aren't. Artanis just got released last week. The tuesday after Blizzcon will be his 10k drop and then the following week is a hero.

>>121247108
Fuck. And that is even if they follow the three week release, which they havent

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>Your
>Azmodan: E Build
>Tyrande: 12k healing at 17:00
>Murky: Safety Bubble build + March
>Gazlowe: Hobo-goblin, regen master etc
>Raynor: A Card to Play
>Johanna: Falling Sword

>Their
>Azmodan: Q Build
>Murky assassin build
>Tyrande: solid dps + high heal overall
>Azmodan on your team
>Gazlowe: Grav-o-Bomb

Screw this match-making.

>>121247885
Falling bronze isn't that bad.

>>121247885
>your Murky goes Bubble Memechine build
>enemy team is too tough to kill since he now does barely any damage but is still bursty enough to lock him down
>literally accomplishes nothing for the rest of the match

>enemy Murky goes Bubble Memechine build
>your team doesn't have the burst to do anything to him, so he can just keep harrassing you
Blizzard pls

>tfw notice low level on your team that picked random on the loading screen
lets just say gg

>>121220261
>>121220261
fairly thick, larger than your dickhole is closed

it feels good if you tug on it just slightly, i had a playful nurse tug it in a subtle manner earlier and i think i acquired a new fetish

it hurts like FUCK to have it put in though

>>121246419
What percentile is that?

>>121247885
>your zeratul gets shadow assault
>instantly dies every time he uses it
>enemy zeratul gets VP
>master combo setups every time

>>121248362
>>your zeratul gets shadow assault
>>instantly dies every time he uses it
>enemy Zeratul gets shadow assault
>locks down and murders the squishiest person on your team every time he pops it

>>121248273
top 1-4%

>>121247885
>There Raynor gets a Card to Play
>is somehow calling Hyperion Raids in like every 20 seconds

>>121248439
Top 1% is around 3400 MMR.
Top 4% is around 3020 MMR.

>>121248602
>have friend who plays loves playing Raynor
>2 stack with him as Murky
>he takes Card to Play
>start suiciding over and over
>Hyperions forever

>>121248362
>>121248424
I really want to enjoy Shadow Assault but the 100 second cooldown is just ridiculous.

>>121248752
I dislike both of his ults. One is nigh useless and the other one has the habit of fucking your own team.

is it normal to wait 10 minutes for quick match to form?

>>121248752
>tfw Shadow Assault would be a great ult on any melee assassin except for Thrall or Zeratul because they already have incredible ults
>tfw Zeratul has it

>>121246657
Who says that?
Li Li?

I like Thrall's quote if you click on him a few times: "After a few expansion packs Blizzard will replace me with Garrosh."

>>121249262
>Who says that?
>Li Li?
I'm 90% certain it's either Tyrande or Malfurion but I only heard it once a long time ago so I'm a bit fuzzy. I barely play those characters and no one plays Thrall so it's hard to repeat

What is the best raynor heroic?

>>121249618

Depends on map. Both are useful.

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Why is Mulfurion such a nice chap?

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>>121190345

If we all bitch every day about medic ugly ass face, will Blizzard remodel it like Tychus? Please do mates, I really miss my cute medic. ; _ ;

>>121250540
Because he sleeps alot.

>>121249618

generally raiders is better, but hyperion is also good especially in maps where you need to control an area

hyperion doesn't even do *that* much damage, but people are scared to death of it

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>>121250543
They will remodel it to look like Tychus. Kinda like that only with more bulk

>>121250947
Well it does to buildings but yeah it just tickles

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>>121250540
>spends centuries at a time "sleeping* with Ysera aka the second hottest piece of ass on Azeroth
>when he's done he goes home and bangs Tyrande while being king of the druids

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>>121251172
>second hottest
You what anon

>>121250947
i tried riders but they are weak as piss, i send them after a hero but instead of taking him down they barely tickle him

>>121251534
send them after a squishy support or specialist. They either die, get zoned hard, or their assassin has to break off from the fight to kill them

>>121251331
lots of dragons are cuter

>>121251534

raiders are harder to use in the context that you don't just dump it on a chokepoint or objective and then 98% of the time win the fight/take the objective because people puss out at a giant circle on the ground that barely does any damage

raiders don't do crazy damage either but they certainly will kill anyone squishy if a support doesn't immediately start helping them or an assassin doesn't break off to save them. Even if they don't kill the person, having a hero run around like a faggot while theres a fight going on is a positive thing, and if it leads to you winning a 4v5 teamfight then youve used raiders properly

Raiders take a bit of thought to decide who to use it on and when, it is not a "Push R-> person dies" ultimate in any sense

>>121249393
It's Sylvanas.

>>121252031
another character I hardly play, so that makes sense. Thanks anon

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>>121251172
really?

>>121251978
but how do i know which heroes are squishy? i don't want to memorize the whole roster

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>We will be adding a new bundle to the shop that includes the Heroes and skins chosen by the winning team during the final match of the championship. The bundle will be available from November 17-24, in all regions, with the bundle price determined by the included items.

>>121252383
malfurion is out banging deers and animals with cenarius

>>121252393

>i dont want to memorize the whole roster
>I don't want to know every heroes abilities and roughly how much damage they deal/how long they stun for/etc
>I don't want to be able to know the limitations and capabilities of my hero and every other hero in the game depending on any given situation
>I don't want to use this information to act accordingly

You don't want to get better, and deserve to be bronze

>>121252609
No i don't i play for fun i don't give a single shit about some tryhard league garbage

>>121252423
>it will be a bunch of the most expensive and "coolest" looking skins and mounts in the game

Thanks blizzard

>>121252393
think ranged assassin for the most part