HUP! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! edition
That reminds me, can you actually get a Kanna kiss in game? It's apparently in the Amie files, but it seems weird to have in.
For that guy who can't access pixiv.
I love Hinata!
I wonder what this thread smells like haha
Oh no! Yoshi's not gonna cross that gap guys! He HUP HNNNNNG'd too early!
You gotta help him out! Tell him YOU CAN DO IT!
I love Zero!
He would promote from Worst Lord to Worst Meido.
Honestly I kinda want to see you do something truly obnoxious like you used to.
Just to see if you haven't lost the touch. Which I think you have if this background noise Silas with Graham chiming in every once in a while shit honestly is the best you can do.
He doesn't smell! Sure he gets sweaty, but he bathes a lot! He's clean and fragrant! Clean and fragrant!
Partly because your name is associated with it, yes. I don't give a shit, it's still FE, because seriously, if it's Persona, where are the Persona characters? Besides Jack Frost.
Pretty good. Here's the hair colors he gives to his kids.
Is there a more patrician waifu than Maribelle?
Is Chrom a bad enough dude to bone his own great great great etc. grandmother?
/jrpgg/ only got that treatment because it had become nothing but shitposting. Also probably because one of the mods browsed it and got fed up with it firsthand.
/feg/ still has people trying to have actual discussion. And unless that paranoid anon from some weeks back was right, there are no mods browsing /feg/.
I'm actually surprised how much of a cancer pit /feg/ is. And it ain't nothing new, either. Why is a niche trpg series so goddamn cancerous? Is this the ultimate end result of Smash Bros.?
Sir, this is an anti-bully zone, I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave.
There's probably a grain of truth to what you said though tbqh. I'll still love him even if he does stink though!
Huge fucking titties are always necessary.
Because these threads are primarily for waifu shitposting.
People who actually want to actually discuss FE games are on Serenes or Reddit.
If you don't like those sites you're kind of stuck trying to make the best of this shithole
It used to be less cancerous.
Problem is we ran out of shit to talk about. A general with no shit to talk about is a weak general. Shitposters tore right through it and the influx of people from /v/ when Awakening released crushed it to bits, and it's been festering these past 3 years since the Awakening newcomers ran out of things to talk about themselves.
/vg/'s big problem is stagnant generals like this for series that don't warrant and cannot realistically support 24/7 discussion that refuse to just die.
I love my sisters.
This literally sounds like all those stupid tumblr stories that end with everyone applauding the strong oppressed womyn who just stood up to a big scary white man.
It's funny how much you love to blame tumblr for shitting this place up when you act just like the average tumblr idiot.
That post at the end of the last thread wouldn't have sounded out of place coming from superwholock tumblr trying to sound tough to someone who just criticized one of those shows.
I can't remember if somebody responded to me a couple threads back but what's in these chests? Also whats a fell contract?
>you will never have a retainer so devoted and loyal to you he goes without eating for days just so you'll never have to go hungry, even while on the run from two separate nations that really want you dead
He saves something magnificent.
>After retaking Thracia and failing to find Lachesis, Finn finally gives in to sadness and tries to hang himself
>Prayer activates, causing the rope to snap and him to fall face first into the floor
Anna's 14 design definitely looks better, but the red saved her Trickster outfit from being completely disgusting. Still didn't look great, but a damn sight better than the generic Trickster.
Screw that, I'll make my own FE. With Narron Lords and physically bulky mages and mixed offense units that can perform both jobs decently. Okay, I actually won't, but I'd like to.
and lots of other guys but that's fine with me
>gets benched in Thracia endgame because lol indoors
>gets benched in Seisen endgame because he doesn't have holy blood
>you probably stole his prized Brave Lance (the last memento of his Lord) and gave it to Fee or something
Remember that Finn is the 9th most popular character in FE
Fire Emblem Grand Tourney
Party game where representatives from each game must compete in various medieval-style contests, such as archery, jousting, dueling, hunting, feats of strength, music, discourse, magic tricks or baking.
Now rate Eli- dodgetanking -wood
How fucked is Lethe, literally and metaphorically?
I love Pieri and so do you! You are going to marry Pieri and make a beautiful Kanna!
POST DISCLAIMER: I AM FOREVER AND ALWAYS NOT LAZWARD
Marth was 2rd, Ike was 1nd and Lucina was 3st.
Every Kanna I make will be beautiful. And the people will bow to her, as she is their rightful ruler, their dragon princess which deserves nothing but their undying loyalty. Any that object will taste the fury of a million dragons.
Thanks, I grew him myself.
Oh wow. I get one of these. Does it work on bosses?
Saizou and Suzukaze have identical class genes. No other set of siblings in the game have this. Does that mean they're supposed to be identical twins regardless of their coloring?
Flora and Felicia have identical faces, but different hair color.
I want to use it on him, but his speeds so high I probably won't hit.
Damn you Rath, I give you exp from a sage and you still screw up.
So which kid is canon for Shara? Grey or someone else?
They don't? I genuinely have a problem with faces and Kozaki's sameface makes it worse for me. I find it really hard to tell the difference when they're not at the same angle.
Of course not, his range his huge. I'm thinking of bosses in the future, but those guys might have high speed as well.
2 soft 4 me
>that sleepy "try your best~"
>that blase "bye bye~"
>"Oh? They're dead..."
Soft~ soft~ is one of my favorite characters.
Hey why'd they leave me? Did I screw up?
>no pies, I click the cakes and it works
>I see some cornflakes and it counts
I could consider this whole playthrough RNG blessed.
More Nintendo Dream comments: http://jokerthebutler.tumblr.com/post/132482010433/my-decembers-issue-of-nintendo-dream-has-arrived
A FE: Fates specific poll for ‘Favorite Character of Fates that wasn’t Available on the Official Survey’ :
Japan wants to fuck the clown.
Is Ninian the canon love interest? I remember when I was younger my brother told me it was Eliwood x Ninian, Hector x Florina and Lyn x Rath.
>Oboro was also the one who won the category of ‘Most surprising popularity’ among FE:Fates staff
even the devs don't get it
>There is a very big gap between the popularity of Zero among man and woman. Zero got the 8th place in overall result just like Ryouma, but he didn’t even place on top 20 among the guy
This is pretty amusing for me
> Your ‘overall favorite character’ poll from some prior survey:
>2. Takumi (Fates)
>4. Leon (Fates)
>6. Kamui (Fates)
>7. Robin (Awakening)
>8. Marx (Fates)
>10. Marth (Dark Dragon and Sword of Light)
>12. Elise (Fates)
>13. Lucina (Awakening)
>15. Roy (Binding Blade)
>16. Joker (Fates)
>18. Chrom (Awakening)
Is this an entire two-page spread dedicated to loving Takumi?
They know what's up.
Why is it that they're wearing cloaks and trying to remain inconspicuous when Hawkeye walks in with his shirtless buff chest in all its glory?
I guess I can sorta understand. They do bicker a lot. What does their growth rate say? Also look at this cutie!
What happens in these scenes if I didn't recruit him?
Even though he has a unique sprite, I never used him.
Looks like you have found Nino.
Based on what I hear, path of radiance is extremely easy if you have already played fire emblem.
This is the weirdest flirting I've seen in a while.
>Mozume that low.
I guess we can't have everything in life... At least my husbandos did pretty well.
>Chapter 8: It's a trap!
Wh-what is going to happen? Menes?
>The only children to be in the top 30
>Not even the clones did well
don't know. Probably some nice negotiation
Based Grandpa beating out a decent amount of waifus
>Shitdog beating out Grey, Shigure, Kagerou, and Orochi
Is this what being triggered feels like?
I've barely used my money, what does funds mean? Do I sell random stuff?
>16 votes for Shara
>34 for Matoi
that's over twice as many Tbh Kek
What do Light Brand's do? Is it basically a wind sword?
>The overall number of votes for the top 10 on the Famitsu poll is 2984.
>The overall number of votes for the top on the ND poll is 1574.
In case it wasn't obvious before which one had more people voting.
No, we've know the full numbers of the Nintendo Dream poll for a while.
Making sad people happy is romantic.
Feeling like you're needed is attractive.
Well Famitsu polls aren't exactly that worth while either, I mean those most wanted game polls are a joke. Now official ones done by the developers/producers of games there can get massive amount of votes like in the 30k - 50k+ range
That's only natural when one comes from the start, has a bitching personal, and is pretty much your best effortless magic nuke
Like honestly why the fuck did they not just make Flora join you in chapter 8, what the fuck were they thinking?
>Pieri tied for 15th girl with cutedog
I can accept this
Why even rank at that point.
I'm proud of you, kiddo.
Now, let's hope the official survey doesn't fuck you over backwards TOO hard.
This kinda looks like a cute couple. Are they canon?
>None of Mamui's potential waifus broke top-25
Enjoy your irrelevant spouse and/or missing out on that child unit boys.
>tfw my waifu made it to top 3
No she's guaranteed to get a bunch of dlc fanservice
>Nino and Jaffar's Ending
>They were married after the conflict and were gifted with two twin boys. Their time in Pherae was happy until bounty hunters came for Jaffar. To protect his family, he disappeared. Nino vanished in search of him.
>30k - 50k+ range
I find the Guilty Gear poll funny because despite the huge vote totals, the top characters were extremely close.
>#18 and #19
That's pretty good for a mostly female audience. Hoping for the official one to be so much better.
Some more than others
I want Camilla to be an older sister figure to me, and one day walk in on me about to masturbate. She'll see me blushing furiously and question what's wrong while I try to hide my throbbing erection. But I'll fail and she'll see it and be weirded out. But then I'll have a sudden flash of brilliance, and start acting all innocent like "I was thinking about you and it got like this and I don't know how to make it go down! Help me Camilla!" and as she looks into my (fakely) teary and worried face, she'll feel obligated to be the mature one and sort me out. She'll tell me that it's not good to walkn around with my pee pee in that state and that she'll take care of it. Then she'll gently blow me as I run my fingers through her hair. After I've finished, she'll swallow while trying not to let herself grimace at the bitter taste, and get up and pat me on the head, telling me that if I ever have a problem like that again, I should call her.
Why do they always feel the need to lump in Mamui with Femui on these polls? Is IS afraid that if they split Femui and Mamui that Mamui will tank hard?
Why not let Mamui stand on his own two feet instead of leeching off Femui?
Is this guy recruitable?
People who want to be dominated or people who want to break down a confident guy.
did you take advantage of free sub day /feg/
turkey and pepperoni with pepper jack, siracha, honey mustard, and southwestern chipotle and black olives on white bread
2nd subway I went to that day as the 1st only had flatbread
this one only offered untoastable white bread and flatbread
fuck flatbread now guess which unit would eat the above sandwich
Given that more than a few characters comment on his ridiculous way of speaking (it's even brought up in Eponine's support), I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be at least a little tongue-in-cheek. I mean, does any character ever get actually scared of Zero? Nyx bullies him, Charlotte bullies him, Effie bullies him...I think the most effective he actually gets is with Mozume but she's not listening to half of the things coming out of his mouth in that support.
Yeah that shit is just cringy, especially when as soon as the other person mentions their life wasn't all peaches and cream he immediately goes "sorry brah, my own past was so shitty so I like to shit on people who look like they had a nice time, no hard feelings brah"
And despite saying that he won't fuck with dudes who suffered, he still goes and makes Mozoom cry over everyone she knows and loves being dead, and then on the A support she just immediately forgives him, despite him being a massive tosser
of all the delicious breads you could have picked
compared to all the other breads, yet still made the decision to
choose white bread
I'm flabbergasted that there exist people who willingly choose to eat the worst bread ever baked by man.
I am disappointed in you, anon.
Thing is that there are many different ways a character can pander. I'd argue most of the Fates characters are designed to pander in some way. Some are just less obvious than others.
HOLY FUCK it took me 8 tries to get this working
Did you know there was an episode of Arthur dedicated to Arthur learning to not get so autistic about the concept of "canon" in fictional media?
Did you play any Luminous Arc games on the DS? It's similar to those but better, basically think of how much better Rune Factory 3 and 4 were compared to Rune Factory 1 and 2.
If you haven't played those I suppose imagine FF Tactics but being unable to change your characters' job/class although there's still customization options. It's not that much like FE and is like those other SRPGs with stuff like the direction you have a unit face being important.
The demo is a shit and a terrible representation of the game though.
There's also unique epilogues/endings for each male and female character with the MC.
What do people think fuckboy means?
Will Zephial appear in this game?
ah. Nevermind then, thanks anon
FE is a weird thing, it's unique and I just can't enjoy other SRPG series
only one which really interests me is Valkyria Chronicles, really wanna try that one (and STEAM)
but thanks for the reply anyway
Morgan is adorable.