Old Thread: >>121000347
Supah Meido, Supah Services Edition
>SK2 now released in all regions!
http://www.hanzonationalacademy.com/sk2/
http://www.amazon.com/Senran-Kagura-Deep-Crimson-Double-Nintendo/dp/B00UJ9LSB2
http://www.gamestop.com/nintendo-3ds/games/senran-kagura-2-deep-crimson/120812
>Senran Kagura Estival Versus coming to the west this winter!
http://thevitalounge.net/2015/06/05/senran-kagura-estival-versus-coming-to-north-america-this-winter/
http://estivalversus.com/projects/estival-versus-pre-order/
>SENRAN KAGURA DOWNLOADS –Added SV GH Text, updated 9/21/15--
http://pastebin.com/mRPvt4wM
>NEW WAVE GUIDE AND LINKS
>How to play New Wave
http://senran-international.boards.net/thread/352/guide-play-wave-outside-japan
>Edit's Guide to Mobacoins
http://i.imgur.com/RbVpnjU.png
>New Wave Cards
http://senran-international.boards.net/thread/666
http://senrankagura.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Characters
http://seesaawiki.jp/kagranw/
>Senran Kagura New Wave Card Archive (Updated 9/20/15)
http://www.mediafire.com/download/epxoxrz1zt6ek8z/New_Wave_Cards_%289-20-2015%29.7z
>Senran Kagura New Wave Official Visual Collection
http://exhentai.org/g/698501/7060fbe05f/
>OTHER LINKS
>Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/BasedTakaki
>MarvelousAQL Senran Kagura site
http://senrankagura.maql.co.jp/
>Creator's Twitter
https://twitter.com/kenichiro_taka
>Yaegashi Nan's home page
http://chafox.web.fc2.com/maindayo.htm
>SV PSN info
http://pastebin.com/4EwhVd1N
>Info Chart
http://pastebin.com/pZTscNab79
>OP Logo Master Image
http://i.imgur.com/YbLPokQ.jpg
Senrans in gym clothes? I need something to masturbate to.
Now back to bed with me.
>>121131245
Night night bedbug
>>121131061
I love Hikage! Every thread!
>>121131061
>>121132156
Hikage needs a bit of help there
>>121131061
I love Yumi and Ikaruga!
>>121131061
Ryoubi is CUTE
GOOD MORNING, /skg/!
>>121132883
https://youtu.be/RxJ9X9_hn9A
>>121133796
Fuck this morning. I'm sick and I have to work in 5 hours and I can't sleep but worst of all you post a picture of Mirai and now I can't get the image of dork out of my brain.
>>121134423
You must have a crush on this dork or something if you can't stop thinking about her.
I wish there were more loli and modestly chest sized characters
>>121134635
I don't have a crush on her. Don't bully me right now, I don't feel good.
>>121134756
Minori may be a g cup but in reality they're like the size of baseballs
>>121134794
I think you need a warm, delicious bowl of stew to help you feel better!
>>121135140
Mirai is a good chef!
It's no wonder her friends overwork her and treat her like shit!
>>121134756
The ones we have are great and really cute, so I think it's fine. Quality over quantity.
>>121135965
he said loli not toddler you fucking sicko
>>121135990
does this 15 year old count as a loli?
>>121136060
I want to lick her feet.
>>121136060
what a cute pout
>>121136241
She's only a little girl, you sick fuck! I hope you end up in prison.
>>121136418
I want to commit a crime.
>>121136458
Lame! Crime is, like, totes evil 'n' stuff!
>>121136601
Well stop wearing outfits like that and making lewd poses!
>>121131245
what a couple of freeloaders
Shiki is a dork!
Her friend is much sexier!
>>121136458
>>121136827
>gotojail.png
Jesus christ, why is Valkyrie Drive so fucking lewd?
>>121136857
>going to jail for calling my wife sexy
what
>>121137283
I want to eat pancakes off her butt.
>>121137283
Your wife is not allowed to marry yet because of developmental disorders!
She is not above the influence yet!
>>121137405
Minori has brain problems!
>>121137405
That's discrimination anon!
Besides, you can't deny our wedding photos!
>>121137503
Mentally stuck as nine years old!
She will never be legal!
Never ever!
>>121137558
How much candy did you have to give her to get her to cry tears of joy like that?
>>121137558
Bribing Minori with candy!
Commiting a crime!
You sick fuck!
>>121137751
only one, a very special Ring Pop
>>121137558
Anon no, don't make me feel!
I love big sis!
>>121137850
Giving Minori an expensive ring!
Her child brain thinks it's a ring pop!
She sucks on it and chokes!
Anon is arrested for child murder and having an illegal relationship with an underaged girl!
>>121137976
Yagyuu made me dress up like Hibari and then forced herself on me.
okay you guys are jerks I'm out
don't keep up
>>121138180
Haha, good one, lil bro. You're so funny.
>>121138305
It's not a joke! I'm really scared you'll do it again.
>>121138369
OK, we get it. That's enough now.
>>121138221
Don't go, Minoribro!
>>121138479
O-okay, I love you big sis please don't be mad.
>>121138305
Only lives for Hibari!
Only exists as a character for Hibari!
She is rude to people and adds little to the team!
I moderately dislike Yagyuu!
>>121138221I'm sorry, anon. I did not mean to hurt your feelings.
>had a dream where Haruka was walking close behind me
>sometimes got closer and poked me in my ribs
>until she finally pulled me into a hug from behind
Haha sloot leave me alone.
I love you Horo!
>>121139915
Are you a bad enough dude to try and grope Horo?
>>121140162
I'm a bad enough dude to go up to her and stutter while I look at my feet. I'll probably end crying and running away.
>>121139915
Horo is gross!
I bet you'd get a weird infection if you touched her!
>>121139562
>Haha sloot leave me alone.
You can tell us that, but you can't tell your brain what it wants
>>121140162
Nah. I'm even badder. I'd hold her hands.
>>121141072
She's already poisoned my heart with love. What're a few germs gonna do?
Also, rude.
>>121139915
What a lethal cutie
>>121141196
I know what I want. I want another dream like the Hanzo train ride that I had a few months ago. Not another Haruka dream.
>>121141904
Your brain doesn't really seem to think so
>>121141238
Truly, you are quite the badass.
>>121142242
Fuck my brain then.
>>121142269
O-oh gosh
I want to be Souji!I overslept.
>>121142972
Unforgivable!Not really because I overslept as well.
>>121142972
Would the real Souji oversleep like that?
>>121143082
The real Souji wouldn't be able to because my dick would be in her mouth.
>>121142972I think I actually underslept if that makes any sense.
>"Our breasts have made boobs of us all." - Asuka
Could this be the single best line of dialogue spoken in the entire Senran Kagura franchise?
>>121143480
I prefer this one.
>>121143597
Language young lady!
>>121143597
did anyone save that image
>I sacrifice myself for the will of evil!
>yeah I'm going to need you to sacrifice yourself for the will of evil now.
>...
>>121143715
I'm going to fuck twins and no one can stop me!
>>121143697
>>121143597
Homuhomu's swearing only makes me love her more. Foul-mouthed young girls are my fetish.
>>121144443
FUCK ASS
>>121143715
To be fair, they only had a problem with being sacrificed to summon Orochi. All five of them were completely willing to commit suicide if ordered to before they learned that Dougen didn't really give a shit about Hebijo and was just interested in summoning youma for his own personal gain. Jasmine apparently says in EV that there is a timeline where they actually did kill themselves after losing to the Hanzou girls.
>>121144619
>. Jasmine apparently says in EV that there is a timeline where they actually did kill themselves after losing to the Hanzou girls.
LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU
>>121145173
Suck my cock dude.
>>121145173
Are you okay, Anon? Is something wrong?
>>121145401
I'm hungry.
>>121145962
Oh, you should have just said so. I'll whip something up for you.
>>121146354
What the fuck is that? Hardboiled eggs and onion rings over ketchup and barbecue sauce?
>>121146532
Don't make fun of the Senrans' cooking. They try their best.
>>121146354
>will never eat big sis's cooking
>>121146824
No it looks like garbage, I would really like an explanation as to what edible products are involved in it's creation.
>>121146824
I hate your cooking, Haruka!
>everyone keeps calling Yaggie big sis
>Immie is true big sis but gets ignored
I still like you Immie.
>>121147103
I love big sis Imu!
>>121147103
Haruka is a big sis too!
>>121147436
Geez, imagine having her as your older sister.
>>121147103
If she's my big sis is Murasaki my little sis?
Late since I went to bed and the last thread was slow at reaching the limit
I love Ikaruga!
>>121147436
Old bat*
>>121147436
Haruka is mom tier already.
>>121147028
You think this is weird? You should see what the Final Fantasy XIV cafe had to offer.
>>121147103
>>121147436
So many big sisses. Lucky lil anon.
>>121147643
Ikaruga is bland! Plain! Generic! Visually uninteresting!
>>121148110
I'm glad that you think that anon because I don't at all and will continue to love her unconditionally!
>>121147103
We all have our own big sis, you keep to yours and I will mine!
>>121148320
Well, if she dressed like this, I'd think she looks cool.
>>121148631
I'd totally summon demons with Ikaruga
>>121148631
Senrans with alternative outfits when
I'd like that idea. They could keep their default shinobi outfits but can have an alternate one. Katsu desperately would need one
>>121148905
Using a Demon Summoning Program to summon Senrans!
>>121149338
>Summon demon senrans
>Their sexual appetite and desire to breed is even stronger than that of a regular senran
>>121149338
Wiping out both Good and Evil Shinobi sides and establishing a Neutral rule where we fight only the Yoma!
>>121149729
Reminder that Hikage is part-demon! The result of a manMiyabi's dadhaving sex with a youma!
>>121149946
What if I want to be a cannibalistic yoma instead?
>>121150282
>this the face of a cold blooded killer
>>121149946
I just want to fuse a Mirai and level her up until she learns Riot Gun and High Gun Pleroma. Then I'll be unstoppable! At least until we run into something that reflects gun attacks. Then, we're going to die.
>>121149946
You know how that'll end.Both sides dead, friends killed, delaying the war for the next generation
>>121150472
I guess that's the Chaos route
>>121150508
>not fusing a Ryoubi with Gun Pieroma, High Gun Pieroma, Riot Gun and Gun pierce
>>121150539
I want to say all the girls would come out fine, but I could definitely see some drifting to the law or chaos side and having to off them.
>>121150695
Doesn't Ryoubi only have a bolt-action rifle? That's not enough firepower to take on a demon. I think I'll stick with Mirai's huge machine guns.
>>121150943
And then, there's the White.
Which senran would fall into despair, anyways?
>>121151183
Possibly Murasaki? One of the sidequests would be pulling her from the brink.
>>121151148
Yeah, a bolt action rifle that shoots like a shotgun and then we have whatever that thing is that Ryoubi uses in level 3 ninpo.
For new thread:
What happens when a P r e t t y J a p a n e s e N i n j a has to tutor her hubby?
http://pastebin.com/zAcPFKHe
Previous Shiki:
Pocky Game: http://pastebin.com/pgK0atSt
Lewd http://pastebin.com/uLy3zyME
>>121151828
Anoncchi has a crush on Shiki!
>>121151431
What if it'sRin?]/spoiler]
What if she finds out Shin is nothing compared to, say, Lucifer or even God?
>>121130897
Is there any chance of the New Wave archive being updated again? I downloaded it a while ago and it was so neatly put together it made me too lazy to manually save new cards ever again.
>>121151183
Maybe Yagyuu after being attacked by Hibari for opposing His will and having to kill her in self-defense. She wouldn't be able to permit a world that would take both Nozomi and Hibari from her to continue existing and would decide to break the endless cycle of suffering and despair!
>>121147046
>>121152110
Don't tell everyone!I'm going a bit batty.
>>121153371
Is Renka okay?
>>121153550
-pulls camera away-
Don't worry, your secret is safe with us and totally not broadcast all over.
>>121152189
That'd be...really sad.
Sleepy day
>Page 8
>>121155346
Wake up, old lady!
Ikaruga flirtatiously scolding me for staring at her cleavage on our date!
>>121155346
HEY HARUKA, DON'T WAKE UP
>>121153371
>>121156827
Yes Asuka? Did you need something?
>>121156669
>>121157495
Why have I never seen any art of these two together?
I want lovey dovey art of Hanzo and Sayuri! Maybe just gently cuddling, Sayuri resting her head on Hanzo's shoulder.
>>121157945
couples usually go one of two ways when they get old;
they stay in love forever and it's cute as hell until one of them dies, or they realize they fucking hate eachother but they're in too deep to start over
this is a case of the latter
>>121158283
Hanzo probably still loves her, but being terrified of your wife is natural when she can kill you with a smoking pipe.
>>121142618
So what track event is this even based off of?
Does anyone have the picture of the Crimson girls with all their dishes cooked? The one where Mirai has a fish head as her dish! I've been looking it for it for at least 3 days, and found nothing! I really want to see it for a good laugh.
>>121159405
Nothing. Hikage just likes catching panties with mouth.
Impregnating Ryoubi and watching her cry tears of joy because her chest grew by 5 millimeters!
>>121159405
Bread race I think it was
>>121159524
I want it too. I want to laugh at Haruka's terrible cooking.
>>121159405
A poll that you know who unfortunately wonCan we have a Yomi treatment and just remove Yumi from polls?
>>121159524
>>121159849
For laughs, huh? I'm suspicious of your motivations.
>>121159524
>laughing at Mirai's nordic-inspired recipees
you're the kind of person that would make her run away from home and pot to shoot up her school
>>121158283
Lets be fair, the devs probably didn't even think about having Hanzo and Sayuri interact.
I wonder what kind of dish Yomi decided to make.
>>121160152
>>121159981
N-no please don't understand! I love all the senrans, I seriously just want to see the image because I'm going crazy trying to find it. I'm starting to think that it doesn't exist, and I dreamed it up. I just want someone to save me from this curse! W-will you be my hero anon?
>>121160404
I want Yomi to make that face when I cover it with creamy white sprouts.
>>121160680
I'll think about it.
Mirai likes to go all-out with everything she does, so she prepares food with a flamethrower. Go big or go home.
>>121160404
It looks good. I want her to feed it to me.
Please remember that Haruka's cooking is not safe for human consumption.
>>121161714
I want to laugh at her cooking and spit on it.
I think this is the picture Anon was looking for.
>>121161714
I'm sure it tastes fine! Pesto looks like green sludge until you eat it and find it's delicious!
This picture describes why I love Homura so much!
Note that Homura eats with six chopsticks.
>>121162402
I want to eat Hikage's delicious cooking!
>>121162402
So the only good cooks are Homura and Yomi?
>>121162759
I don't think Hikage made any food...
I'm finally getting around to playing through SK2 and I don't really like it, maybe I shouldn't have played EV first
>>121162759
>Anon! You complained the other day about me not putting effort into presenting my food!
>I said I didn't get it, it is taste that matters, since you were going to eat it all anyway, why did how it looks matter?
>So today I tried making it look nice and you scarfed it all down without even looking!
>So what I said in the first place was true!
>>121163036
Haruka steals the picture.
>>121163101
What, you wouldn't be willing to eat Mirai's cooking?
>>121163110
It plays just differently enough from the previous games to throw you off and the camera does take some getting used to
>>121163368
it was tasty and looked good you fucking baka do you need me to write a god damn dissertation everytime you cook to highlight this for you you dumb retard
>>121162759
I hate to be that guy, but snakes don't actually cook food. Hikage just swallows small animals whole. It's quite impressive.
>>121163601
Ryouna is a good girl.
A GOOD GIRL!
>>121162256
>Checking Asuka out
She's got good taste
>>121163885
Good and shakin' them big ol' titties!
>>121163650
It still kinda has some of the same problems I had with burst. Also damage received is way too high for a game where the player character doesn't really flinch or get knocked back all that much. I feel like if you're not constantly paying attention to your health you're dying but it doesn't really feel challenging or anything like that
>>121163856
HIKAGE IS NOT A SNAKE
SHE IS A GIRL THAT COOKS FOOD
>>121164436
Aw, isn't that cute? Hikage is such an impressionable little snake that she thinks she's people. What a silly snek.
>>121163805
>If you can't stop and think for one second and thank someone who cares about you and who has put a lot of effort into something...
>Then maybe you don't deserve that person!
>Did you even notice I had tried to make it look nice for you?
>Would a thank you have hurt? Maybe a hug? Or an I love you?
>>121163441
I don't think I could eat a fish head. The eyes man. The EYES.
>>121164753
QUICK! PUT HER DOWN SHE'S DEVELOPING EMOTIONS
>>121164753
You dumb idiot with no emotions do I have to spell everything out for you? If I actually stopped and thought every single god damn time you did something great and loved you it would just get tired and annoying! Eventually it would stop meaning anything and only be done to convince myself I still love your stupid mug! Lovey dovey relationships never work out, you'll have to learn the hard way that the truest love is casual and unspoken! I love your cooking and I love you and I'm never going to stop and think to convince myself of that!
Fucking baka! I'm going to kiss you!
>>121165373
NOW WHAT?!
>>121165516
Fuck her in gently.
WHY IS SKG SO LEWD RIGHT NOW
THINK OF THE CHILDREN
>>121165373
Man, that's the second one this week! Maybe this whole batch is defective. Attention shoppers! There is a mandatory recall on all customers who purchased a Hikage.2 please stop by for your complementary Hikage.1, we are sorry for the inconvenience. Thank you
>>121165612
>>121165327
>I went through all the trouble of cooking you a nice meal, and you're not even going to try it? Th-this is because my boobs aren't big enough, isn't it?
>>121165706
I am thinking of the children!
I'm thinking about how much I want to slide my dick between her boobs!
>>121165475
>I'm not asking for the world Anon.
>I know you care for me...
>It is not like I asked you to thank me after every bite.
>An acknowledgement at the start of the meal would have been nice...
>I have never tried to make something look nice before...
>It was something new for me...
>And you didn't say a thing...
>I don't like this feeling, it isn't nice.
>>121165835
I see a smile there. Hikage is enjoying this.
EV needs to drop quick. Can't wait anymore.
>>121160404
I heard that her choice of ingrediants is very odd, but the dishes come out tasty.
>>121163110
I get the impression that SK2 isn't quite like the Vita games or the previous 3ds games.
>>121164206
You must be new to beat'em ups
>>121166067okey next time I'll compliment it and the chef
>>121166068
馬鹿!
Good morning
>>121166891
it's 3:50pm.
>>121165889
Yes...that's exactly why...I'm sorry, but I don't like you. The only reason I'm here is because Haruka told me to have dinner with you. She wanted me to meet her friends, and tell you guys individually that we're married, and....expecting...
>>121165889
...
[x]Eat fish head
>>121165889
...but I'm already eating the fishhead
Did you have this speech prepared before I even started eating because you just assumed I wouldn't like it?Mirai stop being like this, please have more confidence in yourself.
>>121167657
>>121166891
Bedbug <3
>>121166104
Shiki what are you doing?
Fighting an uphill battle trying to get your lovely girlfriend to believe in herself!
>>121167657
[x]Eat the cat!
>chibi_hikage_snake_eating_mirai.png
>>121168284
Please do not eat the cat. Thank you.
>>121168419
>New fetish obtained!
Thanks /skg, I can always count on you to make me a much worse person than I already am.
>>121168419
That is not the cute jokey picture I was talking about!
That mean!
>>121168668
Oh, you meant THIS picture of Mirai being swallowed alive by a giant snake. Sorry, my mistake. Here you go.
STOP!
does anyone else read skg as squeegee
>>121169135
I thought that was Minori from the thumbnail and now I'm sad
>>121168810
Yes I meant that one!Of course I am saving the other one for future bullying! Also that ends _p2 implying there is more than one picture!
it's pretty slow today
is everyone in school or something?
>>121169629
The babbies are in school
>>121169383
You're right! There's a picture of Asuka being constricted by a snake and one of the same with Mirai, but I'm not going to give them to you if you're going to use them for bullying. It would be absolutely impossible for you to find them on your own, so please do not even try.
>>121169847
Found it!
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=51110571
>>121168221
if i got on all fours and let her ride on my back while hitting me with a riding crop, would it help her be more self-confident?
>>121170638
Youre only doing it to make me feel better! I could never actually force you to do it!
>>121168115
She's getting changed after work. Stop perving, nerd!
Haruka making you drink a potion that makes you shorter than her?!
>>121171707
B-but I'm already shorter than her!
>>121171707
The potion backfiring and making her even shorter than me so that I can rape her effortlessly!
>>121171707
This is why you're not supposed to ingest anything Haruka has touched.
>>121171927
Something is happening one way or another!
>>121171982
But it's already in your mouth and she's telling you to swallow it!
>>121172324
Then I spit it out!
Jeez /skg/!
It is deader than that fish Mirai was trying to cook in here!
>>121171707
What about a potion that makes herself just a few inches taller than you
>>121172431
This is how you end up in the rape dungeon and get whipped.
>>121173309
Why not both?
>>121169157
For me it's
>EssKayGee
>tfw sick and feel like shit on my day off
at least happyflatsare there to cheer me up
>>121174552
>happy flats
Your delirious Anon! Get help immediately!
>>121174751
No but seriously, in over a year I don't think I've ever seen /skg/ be this dead at this time of the day.
>>121175057
At this point, I don't even think Estival coming over will help either.
Blackmailed by Suzune Sensei!
>>121173572
That's too tall! She'll be relentless!
>>121175020
Nonsense, my waifu will cure me!
>>121174751
As long as there is a love for big and bouncy happy boobs /SKG/ will persist
>>121175208
We got slightly slower overall, but even just yesterday we were doing fine. Today everyone suddenly went and died.
>>121175269
You have caught in disease Anon!
There is no cure for it...
We are going to have to put you to sleep....
I'm sorry.
"Nobody's here, i-I guess it's okay for me to take off my mask..."
>>121175217
>That's too tall!
That's just right*
>>121175767
nonsense
hey by the way Hikage I bet you'd look really cute with a flat chest
>>121175820
Wow what a cute girl.
>>121175820
No don't everyone will see how beautiful you are!
>>121175541
Some people might have lives outside of /skg/
>>121175820
I think someone must have told her at some point "cute" means "ugly"!
So whenever someone says she is cute she actually think everyone is saying she is ugly.
>>121175820
Murakumo, you're so pretty! You're my favorite Senran!
>>121176167
no it's simple her parents died and it made her stupid
>>121176158
>>121176410
Mirai
Die
>>121175870
Too much! She would constantly tease me for the few inches she has over me and smother me with her tits
>>121176410
I don't have a life outside Mirai
>>121176687
Me neither. And it feels great!
>Not having a life with your Senran
I feel sorry for you guys
>>121176631
That sounds just fine to me. Remind me, what's so bad about this again?
Eh, I'm sure every general has one or two slow days
>>121176569
MIRAIDIE?
when the fuck is NA getting preorders up for Estival Versus
>>121177565
I bet Xseed is going to pull a sega saturn and announce a release date like 2 weeks before release and piss off everyone
>>121176957
I have so much life for Ryoubi that I make her feel like her family is alive again!
>>121177160
She's scary! I'll suffocate!
>>121177892
I'm still planning on cloning Ryoubi but adjusting her boobs so they are bigger than Ryona's and then having her parade them around in front of Ryoubi!
>>121177892
Ryoubi is cute! CUTE!
>>121178179
no bully
>>121178071
Maybe you should try and play dead?
>>121179067
I tried that before.
I won't make that mistake again.
>>121179891
What happened, Anon?
>>121179975
He scared Hikage and made her cry
>>121177489
That's right, Snake, the evil shinobi recently developed a new type of assassination weapon. MIRAIDIE is a type of retrovirus that targets and kills only specific people. First, it infects the macrophages in the victim's body. MIRAIDIE contains "smart" enzymes created through protein engineering. They're programmed to respond to specific bust sizes. They respond by becoming active, and using the macrophages, they begin creating TNF epsilon, a type of cytokine, a peptide which causes cells to die. The TNF epsilon is carried along the bloodstream to the heart, where they attach to the TNF receptors in the heart cells. The heart cells suffer a shock and undergo an extreme apoptosis. Then...the victim dies.
>>121180187
H-Hi Haruka.
I l-l-like you.
>>121180285
Not now, Anon!
>>121180546
Tell that to my penis!
I want Haruka to rest her boobs on my head!
>>121180795
I want to rest my boobs on Anon's head!
>>121180795
I want to rest my love in Mirai's heart!
>>121180795
I want to rest my head between Haruka's cleavage!
>>121181024
You're a big guy, Anon!
>>121181073
I want to rest my head on Haruka's lap.
>>121181192
For Mirai!
>>121181198
I want to all of the above, please
>>121181313
Maybe too big.
>>121181443
I want Haruka to clean my ears!
>>121181537
Mirai is a ninja. She can handle them.
>>121181443
Forcing Haruka onto the ground during our picnic and making a baby right there! Look how enticing she is!
>>121181537
no it's fine she's used to it now
>>121181879
Procreation with Haruka!?
>>121182256
I want to do everything with Haruka. My beautiful lady.
Losing custody of your child because Haruka is just like her mother and couldn't help herlsef!
>>121182695
Who is this Herlsef?
>>121182847
I genuinely think my fingers are developing dyslexia
>>121182695
Haruka will not be like her mother with me as her husband. She'll grow up to be a loving woman who loves to be a mom!
>>121182847
Sounds like a jewish name.
>>121183338
The jews better stay away from my Haruka!
>>121183017
Haruka's mother was a loving woman who loved to be a mom
She was so loving in fact that her kid went crazy, tried to burn down her house, ruined her marriage and ran away forever without a word
>>121130897
So...what is this game?
The only thing I've seen about it are cute/sexy girls posing for what seem like Trading Cards.
That's literally the only thing I know.
>>121183421
The only crazy thing about Haruka is how crazy cute those curls are!
>>121183573
Google is your friend
>>121183573
There's ninjas, beating up other ninjas, and occasionally demons. And plenty of tits.
The cards are from the shitty mobage spinoff.
>>121183421
Friendly reminder that Haruka still loves her mother and chose to cut contact with her after leaving and basically ruining her life so that she can have a chance to start over
>>121183573
it's a game about happy boobs fighting happy boobs with absolutely no dark subplots
>>121183573
You run down a line and hit things. Some games from a sidescrolling perspective, other games from a standard action game perspective. Once you beat up enough things a boss appears and you hit her until her clothes fly off.
The cards are from some mobile cardgame shit
>>121183421
I'm not sure you're giving events the proper context
>>121183862
Damn, Haruka's momma is stacked.
When will she be a Senran?
>>121183965
when they run out of ideas and make it so that her mother also trained to be a ninja so that she can hunt down her daughter
>>121183397
Watch your zeni, anon. Ayame will snatch every penny.
I want to give ryouna one night to explore being dominant for once in her life to see how she handles new this new sexual experience!
>>121183965
After Hinata
>>121184313
I want Haruka to snatch my pennies
>>121183965
Senran Kagura: MILF when?
>>121184452
Never!
Hinata is dead!
They found her in a dumpster!
She's been rotting in a landfill for years now!
>>121184583
Yuck, go back to the curls.
>>121184583
I read that as penis.
>Haruka steals your penis.
>Was going to use it on you.
>Figures it is more useful on her than it was on you.
>Decides it would more fun to leave you a virgin.
>Bye.
>>121184583
I want her to buy my debt from the store and own me
I've heard people say that they don't like Hikage's daki. I think it's fine other than her underwear
>>121184583
>lures you to play more by saying that she might model one of the pairs you win for you
>>121185050
I want to get it but can only find fakes on-line. A lewder one would be nice as well.
>>121185050
the tattoos are wrong and ruin it
>>121181024
You know, I hear people complain a lot how bad it hurts knowing that they'll never touch their waifu. While that is indeed saddening, I've concluded just now that the worst part about having a waifu for me is being forced to go through the art blogs of, for example, a bisexual furry porn artist with a scat fetish because he's happened to take an interest in my waifu and draws art of her on occasion and I am obligated to add it to my collection. You know what I mean?
Don't get me wrong -- I'm certainly grateful to anyone that dedicates some of their own time and effort to giving me more art for my folder, no matter how little or crude it is, but at the same time, it also makes me feel kind of dirty when I have to browse places like that to get it. Like, "What the hell am I doing with my life? I shouldn't be here."
Oh, well. Maybe I'll feel better if I take a shower.
>>121180795
I want to rest my dick in her cinnamon rolls.
>>121185297
>and I am obligated to add it to my collection
>>121185050
>wrong underwear
>wrong clothes
>wrong tattoos
>and a bad case of the fallen nipples
No thanks.
>>121185297
I know how you feel
only in my case it's an artist that I really like who basically has the exact same fetishes as me
>>121185297
just learn to ignore anon
they guy has a lot of good art that isn't bisexual furry scat
>>121185468
Do you not feel the same way? If there's art of my Senran floating around the internet that I've left unclaimed, I just can't be satisfied with that! It absolutely must be mine, even if it's just a lousy doodle. It's a hobby, I guess.
>>121186221
Yeah, of course. The ridiculousness of the situation just struck me as humorous is all.
>>121185297
I feel disgust whenever someone draws art of Ryoubi with cowtits
>>121186647
but she wants those cowtits. Are you denying Ryoubi happiness?
>>121186745
Ryoubi doesn't need fake happiness!
She'll find real happiness when she finally learns how to love her perfect body the way it is!
>>121186881
We're gonna make Ryoubi fat now? I mean, that's okay with me.
I hope that at some point in EV Ryouki tells ryoubi to shut the fuck up and accept the fact that she's flat
>>121185297
>>121187108
You want Ryoubi to kill herself?
>>121185297
The things we go through. There's a pixiv artist that just does tons of minicomics and doodles of Haruka I'll never truly understand but I save em anyway
>>121187321
Wrong pic
>>121187239
The opposite, Ryouki's probably the only person in existence that could hope to fix Ryoubi's self image
>>121187517
Somebody wipe her nose.
>>121187517
Ryouki your ectoplasm is leaking again
>>121187481
Maybe I should turn in early, I can't do anything right today
If only Ryoubi had a bunch of good friends that would teach her that she's at her best when she's being herself and that she doesn't need to try to change herself to make other people like her like everyone did for Mirai in Busticated. For what at first seemed like silly fanservice DLC for a silly fanservice game, that was surprisingly heartwarming to see her finally admit that she wants to be flat again.
>>121187759
But she's not at her best when she's being herself. She's a horrible uncaring bitch who should act like a normal person and not a psychopath.
>>121187321
I know what you mean. Like, what the hell is this and why did I save it?
>>121188000
If New Wave won't give me nurse Mirai I'll make my own!
>>121184285
And not only hunt her daughter, but seduce her daughter?
>>121187759
fact: most of the time Ryoubi goes on a rampage about tits it's because someone else made fun of her and started it
I figure she'd be a much more pleasant person if people didn't actually constantly confirm her insecurities and rub them in her faceor if the writers were better and actually gave her more things to do instead of just being Mirai 2.0
>>121187945
Be nice, Anon. You just can't understand the pain and suffering she has had to endure by not being able to even go out in public without total strangers making fun of her and whispering to each other about how flat she is. That kind of stuff eats away at you over time. Didn't you listen to her tell Haruka and Hibari about it?
Ryoubi's busty daughter flaunting her big udders in her Mum's face but acting naive like she doesn't know her Mum is envious of her boobs.
>Ahh Mum! Can you take me bra shopping again? I know I only got I cup last month but I think I need a J now and I get all nervous if you aren't there to help me!
>>121187759
>Ryoubi
>friends
>>121189005
That doesn't actually happen.
>>121189137
It happens to Mirai all the time, I'm sure it happens to Ryoubi
Anyone got an image of Hikage's oppai mousepad? She has one done by Nan but it's hard to find
>>121189137
If Mirai said it happened, then it happened.
>>121189087
I'd be her friend.
>>121189046
Din't you right the exact same thing like 4 monts ago ?
>>121189087
I want a heart story where Ryoubi realizes she has no friends and tries to go make some and ruins every friendship she tries to start
and then Asuka smiles at her and tells her she'll be her friend and the CG is her and Asuka getting milkshakes while Ryoubi tries really hard not to get upset because she thinks the milkshakes are a joke about her chest
>>121189720
Yes. Yes I did!
Nice that you remembered.
>>121189720
>Din't you right
Didn't you wright*
>monts
months*
Holy shit I need some sleep-
>>121190168
Rock a bye anon~
>>121190168
>wright*
write*
That's it guys. Good night.
>>121130897
i made this
>>121191070
>No Ryoubi
what kind of thread killer is this
>>121191598
there's too many. everyone's going to complain about someone missing
>>121191070
That picture of Mirai always makes me consider fapping to her.
>>121191951
no one would complain about someone Missing if the only good girl wasn't missing
>>121191070
That'ss my favorite Hikage card if only because of the see-through version drawn by that guy in pixiv
>>121191070
That onsen card is just as good as the first time I saw it.
>>121192727
>>121192874
Hikage has no shame!
>>121187321
>>121187726
I don't really know Japanese or anything, but it's basically Mirai and Haruka telling Homura that they've finally completed their partner combo secret ninja art, Homura saying SUGOI and asking them to show it to her right away, then yelling at them to stop once she sees it, and Haruka using a mosaic censor ninjutsu (I assume to make it less obscene), but Homura still telling them to stop it. You get the gist of it anyway.
>>121193604
Thanks for the explanation anyways anon
>>121191070
I consider Rin the highlight of that.
>>121171707
>"M-miss Haruka? May I please have another? I like looking up at you..."
>>121193290
Hikage has no emotions, so it's not possible for her to feel shame.
>>121191070
What is it supposed to mean?
>>121194285
>I feel really good when I'm naked in front of people
>is that an emotion?
>>121194546
No, Hikage, that's called being a pervert. Haruka knows more about that if you're interested.
>>121194732
No, Haruka will just give me a potion again
I'd rather just stay naked
>>121195015
Not wearing clothes in public is illegal! You're under arrest!
>>121195015
Whatever makes you happy Hikage.
>>121194283
N-no I don't! I like looking down on her!
>>121195173
i-i can feel people watching
>>121195298
No, silly, I like looking up to see Haruka's warm, smiling face, full of thoughts nasty and gentle at once! I want to shrink just a little bit so I can hug her and bury my face in her expansive chest!
>>121195164
you can't arest yourself HIkage
>>121195595
Imagine thrusting between her hips with those tits in your face, and then pulling out to fuck them.
I want to be Haruka's horny manlet!
>>121195665
Why not!?
>>121194283
>>121196114
Paizuri where you move the breasts by pulling the girl's nipples is basically the best form of paizuri
>>121196737
>>121194283
You need to stop, this weird shrinking scenario is giving me a boner and I really don't need to develop a new fetish right now.
>>121196940
I don't know about that. Sounds like it would hurt.
>>121197146
And?
>>121196737
Too much, too much!
Unless I'm lying down that is.I just want a nursing handjob from her.
Gloves just get in the way of handling wood planks. Personally, it's easier to tell if a piece is correctly cut and planed with your bare fingers than just your eyes. Splinters are occasional and your skin gets thicker with time.
Would you put gloves to play with Mirai's and Ryoubi's chest? I sure as hell won't.
>>121197953
Flat tits. Handle with care. Keep this side up.
>connection errors are back
well, at least /his/ and the black twitter filters are nice
>>121197953
I used to have a really nice fitting pair of gloves that were perfect for outdoor work but I lost them while moving
I really hate loose fitting gloves and it's so hard to find well fitted, tight gloves. Fucking every glove ever is loose and floppy and feel awful to handle things with. I'd honestly rather touch shit with my bare hands and get splintered and burned and callused than wear a shitty glove
>>121199045
I know how that feels. I'm lucky to always use a pair of well-fitting gloves that are thick enough to protect but still thin enough to let me keep most of my precision.
>>121198948
Ryoubi is a sensitive woman who needs all the love and care in the world!
>>121197953
I would lick and suck on Mirai's nipples even if I got splinters on my tongue!
But only in order to encourage breast growth because she asked me to do. Not because either of us like it or anything!
>>121199045
>/his/
Ohhh, missed that being added. Gotta check it out.
>>121199587
There were some interesting threads on the first day but /pol/ and /x/ caught wind of it and started to make a million hitler was right and ancient reptilian civilization threads
>>121191070
Oh boy.
>>121199517
wow what a loveless relationship you have
I lick and suck Ryoubi's nipples and flat chest all the time because we both lifke it
>>121200029
I think you're mixing up "love" with "lust".
>>121191070
6 and I commit sudoku
>>121199707
Dangit unca /pol/
I want Mirai to kick me in the balls.
Since it's the 4th in Japan
Happy Birthday, Aria!
>>121191070
>get rin's affection or die trying.
>>121191070
Evening's been pretty disappointing, let's see if this continues it!
>>121200161
No it's love
It makes Ryoubi feel happy about herself
>>121202076
Wow, congratulations, Anon! I'm jealous!
>>121202201
I'm pretty sure it's actually Miyabi, since the two numbers are in sequence.It's still disappointing either way.
>>121202138
Hey anon, where do you get these drawings?
>>121201558
Is it just me or does Aria look like Homura and Asuka's daughter?
>>121202349
pixiv, but I can't remember the guy's account
he's done one for every mainline girl I think
>>121202349
That's a pixiv filename.
>>121202138
It's only fitting that a Ryoubiposter would confound love with lust. Ryoubi's's idea of loving her sister is awfully lustful after all.
>>121202903
squid needs to relieve herself of some ink it seems
>>121202903
Those Yag bags are looking even bigger than usual.
Speaking of where pictures come from, does anyone know where those trap senran pictures come from? I kinda want to accidentally fap to them. No homo.
>>121203297
the one of puri and crab?
they're from some drawfag on /d/, they're on the drawthread's booru
>>121168810
This is awesome
>>121203402
Thank you anon.
>>121203297
What, you mean Miyabi?
Shooting ropes of cum on Ikaruga's jiggly tits!
>Getting Ika's eyes green instead of blue>:c
>>121204503
Im not sure how this is a trap
>>121204997
I was just kidding! The real reason I tease Miyabi is actually because I think she's cute!
>>121205172
Miyabi is cute!
Why the hell do I keep losing the 2nd version of this card where shes being told to put on a bikini!
>>121205746
I want her to be my boyfriend!
>>121206328
>Going on a date with Miyabi
>Everyone mistakes you for a gay couple.
>>121206528
there's nothing gay about motorboating your boyfriend's tits and fucking her pussy
>>121206528
I'll just have to be the girl then.
>>121206707
Trying on pretty dresses with Miyabi!
>>121206707
>>121206649
you're going to fuck his pussy with your girlcock?
>>121206932
No I'm trying to get fucked in my girlpussy his manly penis.
Thank god Miyabi doesn't refer herself with masculine pronouns. Imu and Yagyuu on the other hand...
>>121207461
Funny how they both have phallic objects they use as well.
>>121207461
Hey now Imu is a handsome young man who;s been working very hard trying to figure out hwo to grow a penis so he can impregnate Miyabi
Has it been confirmed anywhere that Estival Versus is coming out in North America before Christmas?
Picture related, good video games
>>121208220
North America is never getting EV
>>121209168
What?
Good night /skg/!
Please take care of yourselves and your senrans.What's happening tonight? Is everyone sleepy? I sure hope you're not doing anything reckless.
>>121209168
Oh don't worry, we'll get it...in Spring
>>121209323
What he means is that what we're getting isn't a direct port of EV, but an Americanized game instead. Think like how several Nintendo games were brought over and changed into some Mario or Pokemon game. It'll be like that, but instead it'll feature girls that look like indie devs with multicolored hair and San Francisco or goth/punk fashion, and their clothes won't come off or anything. When they henshin they'll just get more masculine clothes like a tuxedo, three piece business suit or something like the guys wore in Happy Days. It'll remove all the lewd and change it to something more woman positive.
>>121209648
I've just been too busy to postI started playing Runescape again because I was bored
and I can't stop training agility and it's all I've been doing for like the past weekdon't help me I don't need help I'm happy this is what I want
>>121209871
This is me, but with Vindictus instead.
>>121209648
I have returned from a long walk, anon and I'm exhausted as hell right now but sleep is for the weak!
Good night though!
>>121209648
I've had a splitting headache all day and can't keep boobs on the mind
>>121210241
I want to go on a long walk with Ikaruga.
But I'm tired so it's bedtime for me.
I need more Ayame x Katsuragi interactions.
>>121202771
Holy shit man! I hate you so much! I wanted to post this, but 4chan wasn't working, so I got pissed off and left. Now that I came back, and saw that some one posted it before me, I am pissed again! But yeah she does look like that!don't worry anon I'm not really mad, all that matters is that people know this now. I love you anon .
>>121196737
"Ehehe, this is nice... You know... you can keep going, miss Haruka. I like being able to give your thighs a standing hug, but if I get small enough, you could m-maybe give me a ride inside your cleavage."
>>121197029
don't fight it. Miss Haruka is the only one that's be allowed to be tall!
>>121211686
I also wanted to post this, and make a crude joke about how /skg is dead. I was going to attend the funeral with this beautiful ghost, and wear the sender outfit as her...
>>121212096
>sender
*same
>>121199517
>That thumbnail
For a second I thought Mirai had jumped on the whole free bleeding fad.
>>121211924
You don't wanna end up like Hibari
>>121209168
Xseed fucking said Winter 2015 what else do you want?
>>121213623
oh yes I absolutely do!
I want to be so small that the square-cube law prevents me from generating sufficient body heat to ward off hypothermia in even normal-temperature rooms, such that miss Haruka would carry me in her cleavage as a measure to keep my body warm enough to live!No I don't, but I want to be Haruka's tiny boy-pet that she sexually comforts and gently plays with
>>121213623
Why not?
>>121213163
That's kinda gross, Anon.
>>121209648
It has been unusually slow today. Though the start of November is pretty busy for most people.
It's midterm week for many colleges, this is when businesses start reving up for the holiday season and when people start planning their trips and stuff for the holidays. I don't know what neets do, maybe their extra sleepy from the cold weather and longer autumn nights.
>>121214323
Can't you see her eyes in that pic? She's dead. RIP
>>121214748
There are worse ways to go out.
Guys I think I might be a pervert. I can't stop thinking about lewding senrans.
I want to bap Asuka
>>121215609
Wouldn't you rather not go out at all?
>>121216870
I'd like to die before I get old, personally
Here lies ____ Died of _____
>>121217027
>>121216867
Here lies Asuka. Died of bap.
>>121217027
Here lies my totally not gay friend. Died ofFuta Mirai.
>>121217949
I want to be haunted by a ghost Asuka
Poor Hanabi...
>>121219446
What was this particular poll for?
Why is Katsu so great?
She shares a voice with the best girls!
Is Burst going to go on sale again soon, or should I just suck it up and buy it now?
>>121191070
c'mon hikage
>>121219446
I guess it was a tracking event that was also a poll
>>121219797
I can't think of any reason why it would, it's only ever been on sale to celebrate another game in the series releasing in English, and the next one isn't due till next year.
>>121220384 meant to be for >>121219614
>>121191070
>>121191070
Everytime I see that Rin picture. Damn, I'm really tempted to write up that lewd scenario I have rolling around in my head.
>>121219665
This poster is clearly Ayame.
>>121221164
prove it loser
>>121219665
Dem pokies
>>121219614
At the start of the last event you had to pick one of em. As you progressed you earned points for em
>>121219446
What was this thing for? Only the girls who were in the event got to be in the poll? What about Ibuki, Miyabi, and Hikage?
Who are your top 3 girls /skg/?
Ryouna, Shiki and Haruka are mine.
>>121222294
I think those three were just mid-event cards
>>121223585
What does the poll winner get?
>>121223652
Knowing that it's fucking Yumi she would probably get a great looking 6th LR
>>121223069
>>121223652
Nothing as far as I know. If you helped get the girl to #1 you get items in NW thiugh
>>121219446
I'd like a Leo vs Yuyaki poll.
What does your senran do when you play hard to get?
>>121223069
Murasaki, Mirai, and Katsuragi.
>>121191070
anything but 6
>>121224479
She sells me overpriced DLC of her and her friend in SKSV.
>>121191070
Give me any of them except the one without tits.
>>121191070
I believe
>>121219209
I don't think she has it in her to haunt someone
>>121223069
AsukaxHomu is my OTP so those 2 plus Leo or Rin, depends on if I'm feeling busty blonde or Christmas cake
>>121225934
>yuri
>shipping
Kill thyself, son of man.
>>121226080
>Wishing death upon fellow Senran fans
No need for the hate
>>121226080
YHVH pls go
>>121224948
You should take her out to a fancy dinner or something so she stops that.
>>121226301
Kumo looking cute in the back.
>>121226301
Know what's funny about this image? There's only two Hanzo girls in it.
>>121226551
Well there's only two Gessen girls in it as well.
Ha ha?
>>121226551
Because they're not popular
Miyabi's pretty much only there for formality's sake
>>121226760
B-But I love Miyabi...
>>121226860
There's nothing wrong with liking an unpopular girl, but it doesn't mean they're not unpopular
>>121224948
I'd imagine in the steam version of SV, it'll have the DLC included (tis the norm for Steam ports of stuff)
>>121226756
Yes. Ha ha indeed.
>>121226860
It's okay Anon.I actually think Miyabi has been growing on me a bit. Not sure why.
>>121223069
Katsuragi, Haruka, and ...I don't know. I haven't decided a third, yet.
>>121223069
Hikage, Asuka and Shiki.
>>121228513
Can those suits get torn up?
>>121223069
Yozakura, Ryoubi and I don't know. Either Asuka or Rin.
>>121223069
Hikage and Homura, i don't really have a #3
>>121223069
Ryoubi,Rin, and Murasaki. Literal heaven.
>Nurse Murasaki, Homura, and Miyabi cards
Jeez Miyabi is getting more cards lately
>>121223069
rin, daidouji, and hikage
>>121231259
post em
Who got the 3 card set?
>>121231543
Murashitty
And I would if I could
>>121223069
Yagyuu, Ayame and Asuka/Yumi
Happy birthday Aria.
Is possible to unlock the lingerie (not swimsuits) from Burst in Senran Kagura 2? Like Yaguu black lingerie and such.
>>121223069
Shiki, Shiki and ShikicchiIf I had to chose another two it would be a fight between Rin, Murakumo and Haruka
>>121223069
Rin, Murasaki, an I have a hard time picking a third.
>>121228946
After Third Impact, yes.
Murakumo's mask looks cool on her! She should wear it more often!
What's this Senran's name again?
Miyabi is edgy and cool!
>>121242485
Chester the Molester
>>121242485
gandma
>>121242485
Ha "All blacks should be slaves" ruka.
>>121242485
Fat old lady!
>>121242821
Ha "Fulton the coon and I'll shoot the balloon" Ruka
>>121242926
Ha "Master Race on Mother Base" ruka
I think we're getting confused with something else here
>>121242953
naw
Kazuhira "The weak will become my dolls" Miller
>>121242917
that image is really cute
isn't that from the doujin where Haruka pins down Mirai and rapes her butt with a snake dildo
>>121243276
What? No, of course not. Don't say lewd things like that.
>>121243449
that image is also really cute
it must have been taken before Haruka pinned down Mirai and raped her butthole with a snake dildo because she's never been like that since
>>121243675
I'll have you know it was vaguely consensual, not rape.
>>121243675
>snek dildo
>>121243853
then explain why Mirai is seeing therapists now and why Haruka always looks guilty and lonely
>>121243956
I want to forcibly insert hikage into another senran
>>121244162
I want to force my Kagura in to Hikage!
>>121244096
That's normal behavior for those two. Don't overthink things.
>>121244401
yeah that's normal behavior between HIKAGE and Mirai
Haruka had no right doing what she did
>>121244443
Mirai was asking for it by calling Haruka those mean things! She was intentionally trying to provoke her.
>>121244717
Mirai was just teasing Haruka like she always does! She just thought she'd tease her back!
Raping buttholes with snake dildoes isn't teasing!
>>121244802
>be gone for few weeks
>first thing I see is this
So I take it I didn't miss anything important?
>>121244889
the americans are getting impatient waiting for EV news
>>121244889
Shinovi Versus is getting released on PC next year, but everything's business as usual besides that.
This all reminds me; Where are all the Hikage doujins?
>>121245376
Hikage is pure. Since she has no emotions, she can't feel lust or sexual attraction.
>>121245376
There was one where she got raped by yoma tentacles with rest of the girls
>>121245534
perfect, she doesn't care what's too lewd or not and doesn't know when to stop!
I love lazy saturdays
I'll leave this for someone else to use. I gotta get going now.
http://i.imgur.com/D6dqfFI.png
>>121247076
But Anon. It's Wednesday
>>121247283
And a good Wednesday morning to you too, anon
FRIIIIIDAAAAAY!!
Good morning, /skg/.
It's really hot in my room right now, I wonder if this is how it'd be like to be with Murasaki.
>>121248417
Don't let the wife control the thermostat; buy her a blanket instead
Thread's slow so I don't even care about offtopic; how's everyone been lately?
There's no games coming out that I care about any time soon so I've taken the plunge and got an N64 flashcart. For 200$ it had better make up for all the N64 games I missed being a PS1babby
>Almost reaching image limit
>500+ posts
You guys will eat up that image limit
>>121249269
good, actual discussions happen when there are no images to post
>>121249329
With a cost of a slow thread
>>121249269
Some other ones (/ksg/) usually reach image limit at around 450 and make new one immediately
>>121249220
I've had a lot of disposable income lately because no good games are coming out so i've been thinking about buying a figure or somethingI can't decide between getting a masterpiece optimus prime or preordering the unite warriors devestator. masterpiece optimus is literally the best toy they've ever made but devestator is my favorite transformer. Also one is 200 and the other is 300, respectively.
I wish games were coming out so I could just buy games instead
>>121249898
Now some may interpret this card as lewd, but Murasaki just wanted to become a nurse and they don't make scrubs in her size so she has to wait a few days to get some custom made for her
>>121249998
It's lewd. Stop being in denial.
>>121249793
I'm gonna be spending way too much on games in 2016. The lineup is insane.
>>121249898
>>121250000
>>121250114
I love how they're not understating her glorious tits.
>>121249898
>>121250000
The 105 can't be contained
>>121250076
are you kidding me? do you think this poor girl is having an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction at work on purpose?
>>121250000
>>121250114
>>121250000
checked
the power of saki's infinite life cannot be held by the cloth of mortals
>>121250190
It's nice, I think they finally told the new Hebijo artist to be fucking on model
>>121250247
>>121223069
Haruka, Shiki, and Ayame
>>121250114
I love how much happier and less distressed she looks in this one
>>121250190
the worst cards bar none are the ones where Murasaki is drawn too small
And there are way too many cards where Murasaki is drawn too small
>>121250397
Jesus Christ lewd
>>121250213
Yes. You're in denial.
>>121250247
>>121250397
This is clearly in violation of dress code
These woman are going to be fired if they don't start acting like a model employee such as nurse Murasaki
>>121250516
alright sir we're going to have to remove you from the premises if you don't stop oogling and saying rude things about the nurses
>>121250397
muh dick
>>121250569
The patients seem more than pleased with it though
>>121250709
I'm just clearly saying that anon is in denial; _;
now I don't want to imply anything here but
>murasaki cards
>her dress is popped open a little and she's blushing
>Miyabi and Homura card
>splayed out over a bed in their underwear giving you fuckme eyes
>>121250114
Man, Instructor is about to get the fuck of a lifetime with a look like that on her face.
>>121250397
>three thermometers
Homu pls
>>121251046
No sexualizing!
>>121250935
You're acting as if Saki's last card doesn't exist because it's so lewd! Hah!
>>121250935
Yep. Those are definitely the "fuck me" eyes.
>>121251267
It can't be helped. The 105 can't be ignored
>>121251302
So what, big boobed girls can't lie down in a bed because people think it's lewd? She's just tired after a long day of being a nurse
>>121251267
Murasaki is doing it on her own!
>>121251374
>>121251428
skg is the smelliest place on earth right now
>>121251378
No nurse would lay on her side leaving some of her outfit down like that. I thought she was a partly shy and introverted girl to be doing this kind of stuff. Such a slut
>>121251581
anon you need to get some help if you think a tired nurse sleeping on an empty bed on her break is a slut
>>121251886
>ignoring the fact that her outfit is down
Whatever you say, anon
>>121251982
it doesn't fit her! she has to wait a few days for them to order custom fit scrubs!
I bet watching Murasaki trying to go about her daily life with her 105s getting in the way all the time would be the lewdest thing ever
>>121251489
She can smell my lewd thoughts all she wants. It doesn't change anything!
>>121252486
yes it does! She's running away now!
>>121252396
I want my dick to get in the way between her 105s.
>>121252073
Sssssh it's okay, anon
>>121252610
Murasaki tripped and fell boobs first around your dick and wont move because she's too scared what do you do
>>121252575
H-hey...I may have lewd smell, but I would never assault Saki. I don't think I'd have the heart for it...poor girl is way too fragile.
>>121252910
that lewd smell assaults her mind anon, you have to be carely or she'll be scared forever
>calling Saki a slut
Is this going to be the new meme now?
>>121252985
Well I'd certainly care for her. I'd never lewd Saki unless she were totally into it, because lewd stuff with girls is 100% better when they're totally on board with it.
>>121253206
no shiki is still the slut
>>121253550
Shiki is pure!
>>121253550
Shiki is pure! As is any other senran!Have you considered that you may be the slut?
Minori is the cutest senran with the best smile
this is fact
>>121253784
Minori is short dumdum!
>>121253971
Minori is short and tiny!
I'm going to reach the cookie jar on the fridge for her and use her like an oversized onahole in bed!
Shiki is a GOOD GIRL
You anons have no business knowing anything about all the things she does with her husband, boyfriends and all those men!
Cant wait to get it.
>>121254746
At first I thought those were purple pubes
>>121254805
they are
>>121254897
I bet Murasaki uses her prehensile pubic hair to eat pizza with!
>>121254746
Jesus I just realised there's pizza on the second one's top-left corner.
>>121254964
I bet Murasaki is constantly jilling off with her prehensile pubes and she's always so nervous because she's scared someone might find out
>Busticated's breast slider
Oh man, I'm enjoying this way too much.
NEET butt.
>>121255162
Murasweaty wouldn't do something lewd like that! Bebe-tan is the perverted one.
>>121255147
>the cable goes into her panties
>>121255319
Neat!
>>121255495
It's Robosaki!
>105 posts left
>>121255360
no she totally does it
I bet she can even use her pubes to give you a hairjob while you're fucking her
>>121255640
Asuka's big and thick futamaki!
>>121226301
Because they got the VAs who were actual singers and put them all in this intro.
Fun fact: Miyabi's VA is also a rock singer.
>>121256426
Only Yumi and Asuka sang in the EV OP.
>>121254393 #
Shiki is like totes into casual sex and has loads of FWBs! And it's like totes hot letting them cum inside.
>>121256426
Miyabi is cool!
>>121256426
Man, what a cool guy
>>121256426
>Miyabi's VA is also a rock singer.
Oh I have to hear this
I'd suck Miyabi's dick. No homo.
>>121256976
Tell us what you find.
>>121256659
>Shiloh
Haha what
>>121255598
But can Robosaki shoot giant 105 missles from her chest?
>>121257049
She's Shiki's twin sister who's a bad girl!
>>121257063
Yes.
The unhappy boobs, if you will
>>121257049
What got deleted?
>>121257171
Anon made a super embarrassing mistake
>>121256976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4sIkltoTVs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVUYBuuNL3U
>>121257332
>that second song
I'm imagining Miyabi singing it in front of a mirror and HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>121257264
Fucking auto-correct! Posting from a phone is like totes an ass pain!
>>121257332
That boy's even cuter than Miyabi is!
>>121257332
Like three senrans voice idolm@ster girls
>Yumi being Tanaka
>Ikaruga being Chihaya
>Miyabi being Makoto
And I'm sure that I'm missing a lot more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtMZc7ypMk0
Hikage singing!
>>121257901
>Hikage's emotions only come out when she sings
>>121257865
*Takane
>>121257901
>Huh? You want me to sing?
>Okay...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNsIZU9SuPE
Why doesn't anyone ever tell Haruka that her cooking is terrible?
>>121258648
They would be lying!
>>121258648
She would forcefeed it to you
>>121258648
Maybe it wouldn't be so bad if she didn't put weird chemicals and stuff into everything she makes.
>>121259053
What did you say punk?
>>121258613
Making Hikage sing Snake Eater!
Mistress Haruka isold! And fat!
>>121259685
Stop pretending to be Mirai and trying to get her in trouble!
>>121259615
isn't that a bit lewd?
>>121258841
I'll be the first one to tell her it's terrible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQKoQp52X8g
Minori singing!
>>121258254
>give 100% onstage, dancing and smiling
>ask her how she thought it went as soon as it ends
>"Eh, it was alright"
>>121260491
it even sounds like a Minori themeI wish every song in BA was voiced
>>121260672
Maybe in sequel.Senran Kagura: Dancing all Night
>>121260630
>she does a piano song onstage
>dedicates it to you
>tearful and emotional performance moves the crowd to tears
>even the show announcers are getting foggy eyed
>meet with her backstage
>"I think that was okay."
>>121260784
>spoiler
pls no
>>121260230
And I wouldn't trust you with anything else because you would have proven yourself to be a liar!
>>121260961
Project Cleavage Extend?
>>121261002
I'll tell her that her cooking is shit and even take a picture of her face when I do.
>>121261110
>Murasaki singing Last Night, Good Night
>>121261253
>Homu singing this
https://youtu.be/3DLzzY7i-Kw
>>121261726
>a crabu in love is an embarrassing thing to watch
>>121261818
Think of all of the crab puns!
Cumming all over Ikaruga's tits!
>>121261253
Can Ryoubi sing this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbptRUyK8Rc
Do people play any SK games on PC via emulators?
Newcomer to the series, don't own any handhelds or consoles. How can I get my oppai on?
>>121263632
>3DS
>Vita
>emulators
you'll have to wait for the SV PC port next year.
>>121263632
Shinovi Versus, the vita game, is getting ported to PC next year.
the rest of the games are on un-emulateable consoles
>>121263632
Don't be stupid, Anon.
>>121263831
>>121263745
>>121263717
This has made me sad. Why do handhelds get all the good lewd games?
>>121263987
because steam censors everything
>>121263987
Have you even looked at what PC has?
SK is very tame compared to some of that shit
>>121263987
Lewd games are generally pretty low budget, so handhelds work better for those.
>>121263987
I dunno, but SV is coming to PC.
Not the best game, but it's something for you guys at least.
>>121264141
^This t_bh f_am.
There's nothing in SV (or EV) that would justify not putting the game on Steam.
>>121264141
Nah. PC gets like, shitty RPG maker games, Illusion games which are all exactly the same, and VNs which are a pain in the ass to find and run, usually.
Everything else is just weak ecchi behind weak, bland 'shell' games. I just want games that are shamelessly ecchi on PC, not games that have ecchi as a side thing.
>>121264624
>not games that have ecchi as a side thing.
SK is fighting series at core. Most of the cast just happen to have big boobs
>>121264141
You're mixing up videogames and porn.
>>121264717
It's lewd fighting. Ryona is core to the game.
>>121264852
Haauuuuu~
>>121264978
Fuck off Ryouna.
>>121264852
Once the girls actually bleed, suffer permanent injuries, and die as part of the gameplay, then you can say Senran Kagura is a Ryona game.
So is it worth buying a 3DS just for Burst?
>>121265652
None of the games are system sellers.
>>121265652
Just for? No, none of the games are system sellers
>>121265906
>>121265783
Are there at least similar games for it? If I could get another 2 or 3 ecchi games, I'd find it worth.
So i just got a Haruka daki and I want to put some perfume on her, what would Haruka use?
>>121266165
Chemicals!
>>121266092
None that I know of besides SK2, but there's Fire Emblem Awakening and SMT IV.
>>121266218
but which ones
>>121266531
All the chemicals. Especially the ones that are dangerous to inhale.
>>121264624
>and VNs which are a pain in the ass to find and run, usually.
Find maybe but I've never had a problem running one.
>>121266165
Aphrodisiacs
>>121266092
speifically ecchi?
the 3ds has a decent library but its not a porn console
Which Senran could do and react like this?: My Duck Army: http://youtu.be/uR0sO8mYuVU
>>121267732
What?
>>121214295
This, this, good god so much this!
Haruka is the only Senran that could literally tend to your every need. Heck, she created a potion that turned Ryouna giantess. Imagine what she could do for you if you asked her to.
>>121268427
She's the only one that can actually make changes to her body to match your desires.
99 cm not big enough for you? She can fix that. Too big for you? She can fix that too. Want a bit more ass on her? Can do. Want her to satisfy your more kinky fetishes? Easy.
She's almost too perfect.
Press CTRL + F, name your senran and count how many times she was mentioned in this thread since it's going to be done soon
>>121268427
>>121268910
but can she turn me into a girl?
>>121269071
This right here, this is the reason Haruka is my Senranfrom the actual games at least.
I want her to turn me into a girl so badly.
So for realsies, why does Haruka still have her hair in those curls? Is it some weird way to tell us that she wants to make up with her mom?
So fucking busy at work. Even so, happy birthday Aria!
Reminder that Chinese food is made with Mirai.
Meow
Reminder for whoever makes the next thread to use >>121247179
>>121269071
No that's gay
>>121269553
But I want Miss Haruka to turn me into a girl so that we can make delicious purest love with each other! Surely that's not gay, for being gay is to be a man who is attracted to a man! This is the furthest thing from that, because I want to remove the man from the equation. Girl-on-girl! It's the only way to go.
Definitely going to need:
>girl potion
>shrinking potion
>bust-expanding potion
>butt-expanding potion
Then we can really get it on.We'll invite Katsuragi, too!
>>121269071
Considering the crazy shit she's done before, I wouldn't be surprised.
Do I get SK Burst or Deep Crimson for my first SK game?
I hear Burst has awful framerates.
>>121270025
I want to see a giant Haruka go full queen mode on Hanzo National.
>>121270264
Deep Crimson and read a synopsis of Burst.
>>121270264
Burst is the very first game, but it's also really rough, if you think you're just going to get one of them get SK2
>>121269463
Meimei*
>>121270384
>>121270427
Pretty much what I thought, thanks.
>>121270264
deep crimson's first chapter is a summary of the climax of burst, which also gets reconnected slightly.
the only reason to play burst is for the slice of life chapters until it gets serious
>>121270514
Keep in mind that Burst has two stories, one for Hanzo and one for Hebijo. So you get to see two sides of the characters. Oh and you get Murasame for free if you have save data of Burst.
>>121270427
Actually it's the first two games in one, we never got the original first game.
>>121268985
To save anyone curious the effort. It's about what you'd expect. It matches up close enough to the Western popularity polls. As usual, Haruka, Mirai, and Hikage are the most popular Senrans. Crimson too good.
Asuka: 17
Ikaruga: 11
Kat: 5
Yagyuu: 5
Hibari: 7
Homu: 15
Yomi: 4
Hikage: 37
Mirai: 43
Haruka: 63
Miyabi: 24
Imu: 5
Muras: 22
Ryoubi: 33
Ryouna or Ryona: 9
Yumi: 6
Murakumo: 4
Yoza: 1
Shiki: 16
Minori: 12
>>121271026
and Yozakura continues to be sad and alone
someone had prepared and OP image earlier if anyone wants to step up
>>121271142
I felt bad for her and shortened the search to just "Yoza" instead of her full name in case it improved her numbers, but it didn't do anything.
>>121270025
Doesn't gay means homosexual, regardless of the sex of the individual? Because if that's true then it's gay.
>>121271026
I find Crimson boring in my opinion but that's just only me...alone...out of like a billion people...
>>121271026
if you search ryouna you might be artificially increasing Ryouna's numbers, we actually talked about ryona at one point
>>121271527
if you search ryona*
god it's confusing
that's like naming your kid Snuffporn
new thread?
>>121272408
I'm not gonna do it! You do it.
>>121272408
No. /skg/ ends here.
This is the end my friend.
Alright fuck it I'm doing it no one else make a thread
>>121272859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Rd9T68qpNI
>>121273136
Oh okay.
I'd do one if I knew how to. S-sorry for being useless
>>121273432
BAKAS
If you guys don't make a new thread I am making one with THIS image! >>121168419
>>121273343
You just make the thread, you dummy.