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Senrans in gym clothes? I need something to masturbate to.
Fuck this morning. I'm sick and I have to work in 5 hours and I can't sleep but worst of all you post a picture of Mirai and now I can't get the image of dork out of my brain.
You must have a crush on this dork or something if you can't stop thinking about her.
Minori may be a g cup but in reality they're like the size of baseballs
I think you need a warm, delicious bowl of stew to help you feel better!
Mirai is a good chef!
It's no wonder her friends overwork her and treat her like shit!
The ones we have are great and really cute, so I think it's fine. Quality over quantity.
does this 15 year old count as a loli?
She's only a little girl, you sick fuck! I hope you end up in prison.
Lame! Crime is, like, totes evil 'n' stuff!
Jesus christ, why is Valkyrie Drive so fucking lewd?
>going to jail for calling my wife sexy
That's discrimination anon!
Besides, you can't deny our wedding photos!
Giving Minori an expensive ring!
Her child brain thinks it's a ring pop!
She sucks on it and chokes!
Anon is arrested for child murder and having an illegal relationship with an underaged girl!
okay you guys are jerks I'm out
don't keep up
Haha, good one, lil bro. You're so funny.
Only lives for Hibari!
Only exists as a character for Hibari!
She is rude to people and adds little to the team!
I moderately dislike Yagyuu!
I'm sorry, anon. I did not mean to hurt your feelings.
>Haha sloot leave me alone.
You can tell us that, but you can't tell your brain what it wants
Nah. I'm even badder. I'd hold her hands.
She's already poisoned my heart with love. What're a few germs gonna do?
I prefer this one.
I'm going to fuck twins and no one can stop me!
To be fair, they only had a problem with being sacrificed to summon Orochi. All five of them were completely willing to commit suicide if ordered to before they learned that Dougen didn't really give a shit about Hebijo and was just interested in summoning youma for his own personal gain. Jasmine apparently says in EV that there is a timeline where they actually did kill themselves after losing to the Hanzou girls.
Are you okay, Anon? Is something wrong?
Oh, you should have just said so. I'll whip something up for you.
Don't make fun of the Senrans' cooking. They try their best.
>everyone keeps calling Yaggie big sis
>Immie is true big sis but gets ignored
I still like you Immie.
Late since I went to bed and the last thread was slow at reaching the limit
I love Ikaruga!
Ikaruga is bland! Plain! Generic! Visually uninteresting!
Well, if she dressed like this, I'd think she looks cool.
Reminder that Hikage is part-demon! The result of a man
Miyabi's dadhaving sex with a youma!
I just want to fuse a Mirai and level her up until she learns Riot Gun and High Gun Pleroma. Then I'll be unstoppable! At least until we run into something that reflects gun attacks. Then, we're going to die.
You know how that'll end.
Both sides dead, friends killed, delaying the war for the next generation
>not fusing a Ryoubi with Gun Pieroma, High Gun Pieroma, Riot Gun and Gun pierce
Doesn't Ryoubi only have a bolt-action rifle? That's not enough firepower to take on a demon. I think I'll stick with Mirai's huge machine guns.
Yeah, a bolt action rifle that shoots like a shotgun and then we have whatever that thing is that Ryoubi uses in level 3 ninpo.
For new thread:
What happens when a P r e t t y J a p a n e s e N i n j a has to tutor her hubby?
Pocky Game: http://pastebin.com/pgK0atSt
What if it's
What if she finds out Shin is nothing compared to, say, Lucifer or even God?
Is there any chance of the New Wave archive being updated again? I downloaded it a while ago and it was so neatly put together it made me too lazy to manually save new cards ever again.
Maybe Yagyuu after being attacked by Hibari for opposing His will and having to kill her in self-defense. She wouldn't be able to permit a world that would take both Nozomi and Hibari from her to continue existing and would decide to break the endless cycle of suffering and despair!
Don't tell everyone!
I'm going a bit batty.
Ikaruga flirtatiously scolding me for staring at her cleavage on our date!
Why have I never seen any art of these two together?
I want lovey dovey art of Hanzo and Sayuri! Maybe just gently cuddling, Sayuri resting her head on Hanzo's shoulder.
couples usually go one of two ways when they get old;
they stay in love forever and it's cute as hell until one of them dies, or they realize they fucking hate eachother but they're in too deep to start over
this is a case of the latter
So what track event is this even based off of?
Does anyone have the picture of the Crimson girls with all their dishes cooked? The one where Mirai has a fish head as her dish! I've been looking it for it for at least 3 days, and found nothing! I really want to see it for a good laugh.
Nothing. Hikage just likes catching panties with mouth.
Impregnating Ryoubi and watching her cry tears of joy because her chest grew by 5 millimeters!
For laughs, huh? I'm suspicious of your motivations.
N-no please don't understand! I love all the senrans, I seriously just want to see the image because I'm going crazy trying to find it. I'm starting to think that it doesn't exist, and I dreamed it up. I just want someone to save me from this curse! W-will you be my hero anon?
I want Yomi to make that face when I cover it with creamy white sprouts.
I'll think about it.
Mirai likes to go all-out with everything she does, so she prepares food with a flamethrower. Go big or go home.
It looks good. I want her to feed it to me.
Please remember that Haruka's cooking is not safe for human consumption.
I want to eat Hikage's delicious cooking!
I'm finally getting around to playing through SK2 and I don't really like it, maybe I shouldn't have played EV first
>Anon! You complained the other day about me not putting effort into presenting my food!
>I said I didn't get it, it is taste that matters, since you were going to eat it all anyway, why did how it looks matter?
>So today I tried making it look nice and you scarfed it all down without even looking!
>So what I said in the first place was true!
What, you wouldn't be willing to eat Mirai's cooking?
it was tasty and looked good you fucking baka do you need me to write a god damn dissertation everytime you cook to highlight this for you you dumb retard
I hate to be that guy, but snakes don't actually cook food. Hikage just swallows small animals whole. It's quite impressive.
>Checking Asuka out
She's got good taste
It still kinda has some of the same problems I had with burst. Also damage received is way too high for a game where the player character doesn't really flinch or get knocked back all that much. I feel like if you're not constantly paying attention to your health you're dying but it doesn't really feel challenging or anything like that
HIKAGE IS NOT A SNAKE
SHE IS A GIRL THAT COOKS FOOD
>If you can't stop and think for one second and thank someone who cares about you and who has put a lot of effort into something...
>Then maybe you don't deserve that person!
>Did you even notice I had tried to make it look nice for you?
>Would a thank you have hurt? Maybe a hug? Or an I love you?
You dumb idiot with no emotions do I have to spell everything out for you? If I actually stopped and thought every single god damn time you did something great and loved you it would just get tired and annoying! Eventually it would stop meaning anything and only be done to convince myself I still love your stupid mug! Lovey dovey relationships never work out, you'll have to learn the hard way that the truest love is casual and unspoken! I love your cooking and I love you and I'm never going to stop and think to convince myself of that!
Fucking baka! I'm going to kiss you!
Man, that's the second one this week! Maybe this whole batch is defective. Attention shoppers! There is a mandatory recall on all customers who purchased a Hikage.2 please stop by for your complementary Hikage.1, we are sorry for the inconvenience. Thank you
>I went through all the trouble of cooking you a nice meal, and you're not even going to try it? Th-this is because my boobs aren't big enough, isn't it?
I am thinking of the children!
I'm thinking about how much I want to slide my dick between her boobs!
>I'm not asking for the world Anon.
>I know you care for me...
>It is not like I asked you to thank me after every bite.
>An acknowledgement at the start of the meal would have been nice...
>I have never tried to make something look nice before...
>It was something new for me...
>And you didn't say a thing...
>I don't like this feeling, it isn't nice.
I heard that her choice of ingrediants is very odd, but the dishes come out tasty.
I get the impression that SK2 isn't quite like the Vita games or the previous 3ds games.
You must be new to beat'em ups
Yes...that's exactly why...I'm sorry, but I don't like you. The only reason I'm here is because Haruka told me to have dinner with you. She wanted me to meet her friends, and tell you guys individually that we're married, and....expecting...
...but I'm already eating the fishhead
Did you have this speech prepared before I even started eating because you just assumed I wouldn't like it?
Mirai stop being like this, please have more confidence in yourself.
Fighting an uphill battle trying to get your lovely girlfriend to believe in herself!
Please do not eat the cat. Thank you.
That is not the cute jokey picture I was talking about!
Oh, you meant THIS picture of Mirai being swallowed alive by a giant snake. Sorry, my mistake. Here you go.
does anyone else read skg as squeegee
it's pretty slow today
is everyone in school or something?
You're right! There's a picture of Asuka being constricted by a snake and one of the same with Mirai, but I'm not going to give them to you if you're going to use them for bullying. It would be absolutely impossible for you to find them on your own, so please do not even try.
Youre only doing it to make me feel better! I could never actually force you to do it!
B-but I'm already shorter than her!
>tfw sick and feel like shit on my day off
at least happy
flatsare there to cheer me up
Blackmailed by Suzune Sensei!
You have caught in disease Anon!
There is no cure for it...
We are going to have to put you to sleep....
"Nobody's here, i-I guess it's okay for me to take off my mask..."
No don't everyone will see how beautiful you are!
Murakumo, you're so pretty! You're my favorite Senran!
no it's simple her parents died and it made her stupid
I have so much life for Ryoubi that I make her feel like her family is alive again!
That's right, Snake, the evil shinobi recently developed a new type of assassination weapon. MIRAIDIE is a type of retrovirus that targets and kills only specific people. First, it infects the macrophages in the victim's body. MIRAIDIE contains "smart" enzymes created through protein engineering. They're programmed to respond to specific bust sizes. They respond by becoming active, and using the macrophages, they begin creating TNF epsilon, a type of cytokine, a peptide which causes cells to die. The TNF epsilon is carried along the bloodstream to the heart, where they attach to the TNF receptors in the heart cells. The heart cells suffer a shock and undergo an extreme apoptosis. Then...the victim dies.
I want to rest my love in Mirai's heart!
I want to rest my head between Haruka's cleavage!
I want to do everything with Haruka. My beautiful lady.
Losing custody of your child because Haruka is just like her mother and couldn't help herlsef!
Haruka's mother was a loving woman who loved to be a mom
She was so loving in fact that her kid went crazy, tried to burn down her house, ruined her marriage and ran away forever without a word
The only crazy thing about Haruka is how crazy cute those curls are!
Friendly reminder that Haruka still loves her mother and chose to cut contact with her after leaving and basically ruining her life so that she can have a chance to start over
it's a game about happy boobs fighting happy boobs with absolutely no dark subplots
You run down a line and hit things. Some games from a sidescrolling perspective, other games from a standard action game perspective. Once you beat up enough things a boss appears and you hit her until her clothes fly off.
The cards are from some mobile cardgame shit
I'm not sure you're giving events the proper context
I want Haruka to snatch my pennies
Hinata is dead!
They found her in a dumpster!
She's been rotting in a landfill for years now!
I read that as penis.
>Haruka steals your penis.
>Was going to use it on you.
>Figures it is more useful on her than it was on you.
>Decides it would more fun to leave you a virgin.
I've heard people say that they don't like Hikage's daki. I think it's fine other than her underwear
You know, I hear people complain a lot how bad it hurts knowing that they'll never touch their waifu. While that is indeed saddening, I've concluded just now that the worst part about having a waifu for me is being forced to go through the art blogs of, for example, a bisexual furry porn artist with a scat fetish because he's happened to take an interest in my waifu and draws art of her on occasion and I am obligated to add it to my collection. You know what I mean?
Don't get me wrong -- I'm certainly grateful to anyone that dedicates some of their own time and effort to giving me more art for my folder, no matter how little or crude it is, but at the same time, it also makes me feel kind of dirty when I have to browse places like that to get it. Like, "What the hell am I doing with my life? I shouldn't be here."
Oh, well. Maybe I'll feel better if I take a shower.
>and I am obligated to add it to my collection
I know how you feel
only in my case it's an artist that I really like who basically has the exact same fetishes as me
Do you not feel the same way? If there's art of my Senran floating around the internet that I've left unclaimed, I just can't be satisfied with that! It absolutely must be mine, even if it's just a lousy doodle. It's a hobby, I guess.
Yeah, of course. The ridiculousness of the situation just struck me as humorous is all.
I feel disgust whenever someone draws art of Ryoubi with cowtits
Ryoubi doesn't need fake happiness!
She'll find real happiness when she finally learns how to love her perfect body the way it is!
The things we go through. There's a pixiv artist that just does tons of minicomics and doodles of Haruka I'll never truly understand but I save em anyway
The opposite, Ryouki's probably the only person in existence that could hope to fix Ryoubi's self image
Maybe I should turn in early, I can't do anything right today
If only Ryoubi had a bunch of good friends that would teach her that she's at her best when she's being herself and that she doesn't need to try to change herself to make other people like her like everyone did for Mirai in Busticated. For what at first seemed like silly fanservice DLC for a silly fanservice game, that was surprisingly heartwarming to see her finally admit that she wants to be flat again.
I know what you mean. Like, what the hell is this and why did I save it?
fact: most of the time Ryoubi goes on a rampage about tits it's because someone else made fun of her and started it
I figure she'd be a much more pleasant person if people didn't actually constantly confirm her insecurities and rub them in her face
or if the writers were better and actually gave her more things to do instead of just being Mirai 2.0
Be nice, Anon. You just can't understand the pain and suffering she has had to endure by not being able to even go out in public without total strangers making fun of her and whispering to each other about how flat she is. That kind of stuff eats away at you over time. Didn't you listen to her tell Haruka and Hibari about it?
Ryoubi's busty daughter flaunting her big udders in her Mum's face but acting naive like she doesn't know her Mum is envious of her boobs.
>Ahh Mum! Can you take me bra shopping again? I know I only got I cup last month but I think I need a J now and I get all nervous if you aren't there to help me!
If Mirai said it happened, then it happened.
I want a heart story where Ryoubi realizes she has no friends and tries to go make some and ruins every friendship she tries to start
and then Asuka smiles at her and tells her she'll be her friend and the CG is her and Asuka getting milkshakes while Ryoubi tries really hard not to get upset because she thinks the milkshakes are a joke about her chest
That's it guys. Good night.
I don't really know Japanese or anything, but it's basically Mirai and Haruka telling Homura that they've finally completed their partner combo secret ninja art, Homura saying SUGOI and asking them to show it to her right away, then yelling at them to stop once she sees it, and Haruka using a mosaic censor ninjutsu (I assume to make it less obscene), but Homura still telling them to stop it. You get the gist of it anyway.
>"M-miss Haruka? May I please have another? I like looking up at you..."
Hikage has no emotions, so it's not possible for her to feel shame.
>I feel really good when I'm naked in front of people
>is that an emotion?
No, Haruka will just give me a potion again
I'd rather just stay naked